Ghidorahstan64 | gf is pregowe like to get kinky anywaysone night things get particularly saucyi'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lightswtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her periodi look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answeringohshitohshitohshitohshiti rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospitalshe's still bleeding everywhereby the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparentoh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative statestorm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveythinghe takes one look at ther and says"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do""WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???""we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" | 2022-09-15 09:12:36 |
Excalibran ⚔ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-aMzcxKOGw&ab_channel=IgorBronshtein | 2022-06-22 07:50:13 |
Excalibran ⚔ | Hog riderThe Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.StrategyHis fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, thoug | 2022-03-30 02:18:38 |
Ghidorahstan64 | We got a number one Victory RoyaleYeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)Ten kills on the board right nowJust wiped out Tomato TownMy friend just got downedI revived him, now we're heading south-boundNow we're in the Pleasant Park streetsLook at the map, go to the marked sheetTake me to your Xbox to play Fortnite todayYou can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot LakeI really love to Chug Jug with youWe can be pro Fortnite gamers | 2021-10-21 23:55:21 |
Excalibran ⚔ | I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life! | 2021-10-21 04:08:26 |
Ghidorahstan64 | The queen of DBD salt >:3 | 2021-08-18 23:36:43 |
Andrew | Poggers | 2020-12-26 19:29:32 |
Blood | face camped me when I just wanted a hug ;-; (jk luv u mel) | 2020-12-23 03:21:25 |
Cheapy the Cheapskate | ♥♥♥♥ legion | 2020-12-17 05:59:03 |
Crowsified | very fun to play against in DBD+rep | 2020-10-30 02:46:56 |