Floofeon | Penis | 2024-03-02 14:10:43 |
HypePandas | Also. You have a nice butt | 2024-01-16 15:10:19 |
HypePandas | Cassie,In the tapestry of my life, your presence is the most vibrant thread. Your laughter resonates like a melody, and your kindness is a soothing balm to my soul. Each moment with you feels like a stolen chapter from a fairy tale. Your eyes hold a universe of stories, and I find myself lost in their depths. As the sun sets and stars emerge, I am reminded of the countless reasons I cherish you. You are my serendipity, my love.Always,Your sugar honey boo boo bear | 2024-01-16 14:45:46 |
Gankstaz | you're so uwu amazing | 2023-10-15 02:47:41 |
LaggyLoot | So supposedly this user can steal my sandwich and get away with it, even though i showed them how great i was at sucking ♥♥♥♥ since i got kicked out of the house at 14 | 2023-10-13 20:47:22 |
ᴅ ɪ ᴠ ɪ ɴ ɪ ᴛ ʏ | A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO #### *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *########### furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ | 2023-09-26 17:28:55 |
HypePandas | I asked her to send me a video of how she builds her kitchens in Minecraft (Shes a woman so i trust she does a good job in the kitchen). I received the video in a very surprisingly timely manner... almost as if she was prepared to send me this video... anyway. there must have been some sort of communication error because when i opened the video it was her taking the largest Dildo i have EVER seen up her A**hole, like for gods sake i don't know how she didn't tear herself in half. but seeing this video awoke something in me... lets just say i have a very large package coming in the mail... | 2023-08-06 14:28:13 |
wack | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2023-06-23 11:29:15 |
Don Ski | Bunda | 2023-06-19 09:15:01 |
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Nori | I'm going to choke hold you and feed you canned corn out of LOVE | 2022-01-03 21:49:55 |
Twink Farts | Why you hit me with the shrek post? | 2021-11-17 16:57:36 |
Spaceman0420 | Hot Lady: "Oh..." [she pops open the top button of her blouse] "I can do... Other things."Boss: "Well, darling, you just did something right now."Hot Lady: "What?"Boss: "Babe, you just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive."Hot Lady: "Can I see that drive D:, then, mister?"Boss: "Well, I'mma give it to 'ya."Hot Lady: "Just be sure to... safely eject..." | 2021-05-07 18:41:16 |