yomomskinnypenis | met this beautiful girl at the brony convention. was awestruck immediently | 2024-05-23 21:05:50 |
J. Robert Sloppenheimer | I've waited 12 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours for you to respond, no reply. What, am I not important enough? Am I too 'lame' of a guy? Oh, or is the party too fun? Or are you just having too much sucking shaggy ♥♥♥♥♥ and contracting Chlamydia every 2 seconds to notice? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you disgust me, no appreciation for actual good people.I'm sick and tired of being called 'beta' or being called a 'simp'. I give girls all my time because they need it. They're fragile and weak utter ♥♥♥♥♥ that shouldn't even exist. All they do is take your heart and break it, maybe because they're heartless monsters themselves. I ask you to be home by 8 PM every day, and on Saturday I even made it 9 PM, and you suddenly stop responding? How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ungrateful can you be? Dumb ♥♥♥♥♥, I'm too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generous, I should've made it 6 PM! I'm a nice guy, I work a nice job, and this is the ♥♥♥♥ I get? ♥♥♥♥ you. | 2023-07-15 07:10:22 |
J. Robert Sloppenheimer | pls accept my friend request I'm very lonely haha. well I'm not thaaaaat lonely, I just saw you playing cs and I thought 'woah they look really cool' haha. no i didn't add you bcuz you're a girl i just really like how you play and your personality! haha but we should totally play games together. like there's this really scary game called l4d2 with zombies and stuff. don't worry tho bcuz i will protect you from the zombies haha. yeah anyways it's ok because i am that really chill guy that doesn't mind making a sandwich for the girl hahaha. yeah yeah ok anyways please accept my invite and have a good day (please accept hahahah). | 2022-05-15 00:42:12 |
J. Robert Sloppenheimer | Hello idiot. Oh, I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile and I didn't realize you were a lady (and a beautiful one at that). I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PC and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, Overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. Add me D$DDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values. Hope to see you around. | 2022-05-14 23:58:43 |
J. Robert Sloppenheimer | i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2022-05-12 20:03:18 |
J. Robert Sloppenheimer | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2022-05-10 16:27:50 |