banban | Hey, are you there? I know it's a little cheesy, but everytime I see you online... I get flustered. I can't help but have a smile on my face. How could I ever deserve such an angelic being such as you? I wish we could move on from a regular friendship. Because... I love you. I love your smile. I love your face. I love your hands. I love every aspect of your living body. I want to keep your soul in my hearts everyday. Please be my girlfriend... but it's fine if you refuse... but I really want you to be my girlfriend. I'll be your boyfriend. I'll give you my paycheck. ♥♥♥♥ I'll even give you all my property. Whenever I don't see you I feel that my world shuts down. The light disappears from my sky. You are my everything. I want to observe the midnight stars with you wrapped in my arms. Let us have matching profile pictures from Sword Art Online. I love you. I really do. My darling... the light to my sky... the sun to my moon... please be my one and only girlfriend... | 2023-07-17 11:20:00 |
igloo | My sincerest apology for my previous behavior, i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here, i am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, i am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers.... So rest assured i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a player 2... a companion a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some times. | 2023-06-21 10:10:58 |
igloo | i can't take it anymore, every day i am haunted by this "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" meme. I cannot look at anything blue, or anyone doing an eyebrow raise without thinking "HAHHAHAHA NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!". i go to a meme server, its ALL "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" i go to an anime server, its all "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" I HAVE NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I GET IT. I go to youtube then, i go watch some good ol rap battles, one of the characters says "With no girl and no dog, whats wrong..." and then those cursed words come out of his mouth "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?". I cannot handle this anymore, it is torture to always have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, save me from this hell. The masterpiece of a movie that is Megamind, has been RUINED by this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" meme. The animators have not worked for so long animating Megamind for it to devolve into this STUPID. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. MEME. Rock raised eyebrow is ruined, every raised eyebrow is ruined, anything resembling that pose is ruined. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE. | 2023-06-21 10:09:07 |
banban | That's a little bit scummy, Kudoru!It's gamering here, and I must ask why you canceled the contract??? That is just NOT how it works in this business, and you will be hearing from my legal team in _3_ days. Get your butt ready, because this profile Will. Be. Mine.I am quite angry,- outrun the taxes. | 2022-10-19 07:35:32 |