Dandy | a good place to find a lady to be your true love is in primark in town because there is hundreds of ladies in there and i sometimes just walk around winking my head off at all of the ladies to see if one of them has a wink back at me and one time i was winking so hard that a lady thought i was having a fit and i had to go in a ambulance but i didnt mind because the ambulance driver let me have a sit down on his knees and i helped him drive the ambulance to the hospital and he nearly crashed into a wall because i was tickling his legs so much it was so much fun | 2024-03-06 09:44:25 |
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Slomkers, As Was Foretold | ...Should you fall afoul of luck and mercy begets you not a single means of escape from her wily clutches, be forewarned and prepared for endless humoured tones, stories of merryment and cycles of joy and ebullience that she will set forth upon you, all as part of her cunning ruse. What ruse may this be!? I know not, nor do I care to indulge my senses to learn what hideous atrocities could be concocted by someone with such grace and power as to outwardly prose an unstoppable cordial tone of generosity and cheer..Though we can all be sure that it must be avoided at all costs, for it very well may lead to the most shocking outcome of all......mushrooms. | 2022-08-02 09:29:15 |
Slomkers, As Was Foretold | When you find yourself holding fast in opposition to the threat of challengers from lands abroad, this is one actor who simply MUST be avoided. Whether that be when you are ascending the trenches of wartime, or mayhaps disembarking a great watery steed to lay upon the ridgeline of enemy combatants. For starters, her cannonry is simply too dangerous to be with-upon when buoyanting o'er the seas and through the waves. I for one captured a sight where she deconstructed no less than 7 ne'er-do-wells upon Fort Imperial all in the name of Chevalier Napoleon. Too many an Orphan was spawned that day.And harken yay!, For it was Twice, nae Thrice! Nae, Quadrice by the lesser count, whereby she insisted upon taking the lives of such a heavy quantity of foeman, two times over that of her nearest peer, that God herself placed her upon top rung of the throne of most auspicious fellows, thereby granting her the riches of victory and the spoils of egotisticalismus... | 2022-08-02 09:29:11 |
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