Jake | Introducing the Gyro Bowl. The first ever snack bowl that spins and spins and stuff stays in. The Gyro Bowl is absolutely kid proof. Gyro Bowl interval rotates 360 degrees and magically stays open side up no matter what. Pack crackers and grapes and get on with the chase. And when mom drives to the store, Gyro Bowl keeps the snacks off the floor. Moms love it as it's dishwasher safe and virtually indestructible. Plus attach the stay fresh lid to keep food fresh in between snacks. Call today to get the Gyro Bowl with the stay fresh kid for $14.99. Call now and you get a second Gyro Bowl and lid absolutely free. That's two amazing Gyro Bowl with lids for $14.99. To order your Gyro bowl for $14.99 plus processing and handling. Call 1-800-662-5899 that's 1-800-662-5899. Order now. | 2024-01-07 19:26:37 |
Jake | is this number one Japanese heart surgeon? | 2023-11-23 22:15:37 |
Jxster | I asked my friend "Hey are you a furry?" and he replied "Yup i am are you?" and i said "Yes i am!" then a day later he stole all my freaking designs for a fursona.but he forgot about the fandom and all MY designs he stole. | 2023-08-15 23:08:13 |
Jake | In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯! | 2023-08-10 21:49:59 |
Jake | A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ | 2023-08-10 21:45:28 |
Jxster | Aspiring VA trying to make it work.18 M Pan/Demi♡ Taken By NictoriousKilljoy ♡ | 2023-04-25 15:33:26 |
Jake | So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.) | 2023-03-04 19:45:16 |
Jake | Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Steam community. I am quite popular around here on this platform, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... | 2023-03-04 19:44:45 |