| Mr. Sedan | Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.When you walk down the street, don't litter.Throw organic material down to piss off Officers.They can't do ♥♥♥♥, though they'll probably frame you and shoot you.I recommend not doing it in LA, or Detroit, especially if you're black. | 2024-06-21 14:53:02 |
| Mr. Sedan | Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.It does not matter if you're a man or woman.Especially when you're dead. | 2024-06-14 11:27:47 |
| Mr. Sedan | "I'm surrounded by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."- Dark Helmet | 2024-06-12 17:15:36 |
| King Lance | Do you like hurting other people? | 2024-06-07 22:44:52 |
| King Lance | Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.For all those murderers out there like me.Just accept the Lord, Jesus into your heart.Your yearly murder statistics will go down. | 2024-06-06 23:12:53 |
| King Lance | Can you guess who the special person is?Her name starts with an M.Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, Mike.Don't even dare to make an attempt to DM me. | 2024-06-03 14:05:12 |
| Honky Man | Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.If I see any hot girls in my front yard, I will 110% not kiss you.Unless you're an Italian gal from the Sopranos. | 2024-05-31 09:58:38 |
| Williem Dafoe The Schmeckle Jew | Spreading the word of Lance every Friday.If something bothers you, ignoring it will only make you think about it. Like little Timmy over there crying all the time.Here's this AR-15, sometimes you have to eliminate the bother, otherwise you'll live in a perpetual hell. | 2024-05-24 19:14:45 |
| Williem Dafoe The Schmeckle Jew | Spreading the word of Lance.Being the smartest isn't always the greatest.I mean I'm hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Yet I'm the best person you're ever going to witness in this tiny little subatomic particle we call a Universe. | 2024-05-20 20:17:34 |
| Williem Dafoe The Schmeckle Jew | Spreading the word of Lance.If you try to do something and you fail.Just don't do that ♥♥♥♥. | 2024-05-19 16:55:04 |
| ✰ 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 ✰ | If you would be so kind to join my group.I'd really appreciate it comrade. https://steamcommunity.com/groups/CounterGayOffensive | 2024-04-05 20:47:53 |
| ✰ 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 ✰ | ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆⠀⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆⠀⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ Have a magnificent splendid week, my beautiful friend.⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆⠀⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆⠀⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ | 2024-04-02 13:27:55 |
| ✰ 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 ✰ | +rep Better Commander than that pedo could ever be. | 2024-01-16 21:17:20 |
| Commander Lance | hey i saw u last night at ballet with your mom, i know your in kindergarten but my undying love for you is just, it'll kill me to not let you know how tight and young you look when you were practicing. please don't tell your mother about me, but tonight meet me at the park near your house, and i'll teach you some ballet myself, I'm very skilled with my technique and feet, and also my fingers. | 2023-10-01 15:59:50 |
| LordThird | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2023-07-05 18:49:07 |
| NOTGAY | bro your gay as ♥♥♥♥, i saw you last night with Steve. | 2022-08-22 21:35:25 |
| LordThird | No Nazi Propaganda! | 2022-04-18 21:36:24 |
| NOTGAY | You Suck Balls | 2021-08-19 21:32:47 |
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