| Renn | +rep best person to make me say "OOO" | 2023-04-14 01:31:21 |
| frosty the snowman | I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good. | 2023-04-13 23:35:53 |
| frosty the snowman | The other day, my son came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her, but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man. I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am" Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say NO H0M0" But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually dad, I AM a homosexual" I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes, and said, "But that's gay." As soon as I said that, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. His bf tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength. After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then he pointed at that queer and said, "Let's get that hom0!" After we wiped Brian's blood off our hands, we sat down with a beer and watched some football. | 2023-04-13 23:34:54 |
| frosty the snowman | Hey Nice Profile Bro.Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !! | 2023-04-13 23:33:36 |
| Mr. Wick | Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PօrnHսb™. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon | 2023-04-13 23:32:33 |
| SuavestSlinky9 | How do you like your bussy scrambled?!!?!!? | 2023-04-13 23:30:59 |
| Mr. Wick | Eat Mor Chikin | 2023-04-13 23:30:39 |
| frosty the snowman | 966696969666966696969969996969696969696969966696969696969699699 Crtl + F Type 6969996969669966999699969996669696969699699 | 2023-04-13 23:30:18 |
| frosty the snowman | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2023-04-13 23:29:38 |
| Mr. Wick | Chicken was here <3 | 2023-04-13 23:29:37 |
