s0mnio | I'm sorry to hear you're going back to Texas | 2024-04-13 22:19:31 |
s0mnio | Sorry for not mentioning it sooner but I think you should leave Texas | 2023-01-03 23:11:54 |
s0mnio | Have you left Texas yet? | 2022-11-20 10:55:26 |
ofus | I'm working on it | 2022-01-27 13:02:45 |
s0mnio | You need to leave Texas | 2022-01-22 01:36:21 |
ajsomnio | Hello! | 2020-06-05 07:18:02 |
ofus | I can't believe you don't go to Trump rallies and have MAGA donations on auto-pay | 2019-08-31 19:51:42 |
s0mnio | I can't believe you go to Trump rallies and donate all that money to his campaign | 2019-08-17 22:08:11 |
ajsomnio | I can't believe you still support Trump, it's bad enough that you voted for him and hate women and black people. | 2019-08-17 21:51:07 |
The Cute Master :3 | Lies! | 2019-03-31 23:44:19 |
ofus | I didn't die!!!11 | 2019-03-29 16:02:19 |
The Cute Master :3 | Don't die! AHHHHHH! | 2019-03-10 17:17:14 |
ofus | I'm really good at having pneumonia | 2019-03-10 15:24:40 |
s0mnio | Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at. | 2019-01-11 04:37:38 |
s0mnio | RIP MLP d.2017Gone but forgottenYou will not be missed :'( | 2017-12-30 14:33:21 |
The Cute Master :3 | lyfe | 2017-12-10 15:28:00 |
Pinkie Pie | RIP | 2017-07-01 01:07:37 |
The Cute Master :3 | I KNOW! I KEEP WATCHING IT!!! HELP! I'M ADDICTED!!! | 2017-07-01 00:09:38 |
Pinkie Pie | No spoilers! | 2017-06-30 14:11:22 |
s0mnio | Boom goes the dynamite! | 2017-06-29 00:11:21 |
s0mnio | I don't sleep, I just dream | 2017-04-12 19:43:04 |
s0mnio | Diablo 3 IMO | 2017-04-10 20:32:42 |
s0mnio | This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory is fading. It's like there was never anything here but jungle. | 2017-04-06 21:44:38 |
Pinkie Pie | me & ur balls | 2016-06-04 08:04:19 |
The Cute Master :3 | Hey! This is Ar-Kansas, not your Kansas! xD | 2015-12-07 09:04:59 |
ofus | dat's racist | 2015-08-11 17:43:29 |
s0mnio | Why not Zoidberg? | 2015-07-23 20:17:39 |
s0mnio | Bend it til it breaks | 2015-07-10 17:47:12 |
s0mnio | Were you playing with dad's hose?? | 2015-04-29 19:38:47 |
ajsomnio | Derek, did you put all these french fries on my car? | 2015-04-01 23:41:47 |
s0mnio | Who put all these french fries on my car? | 2014-12-22 20:56:43 |
ofus | pix or it didn't happen | 2014-06-23 01:39:05 |
s0mnio | True story, I heard him. He actually said, "super gay" | 2014-06-15 21:44:17 |
ajsomnio | Hey, Neil deGrasse Tyson called. He said you're gay. | 2014-06-15 21:39:44 |
s0mnio | It's dangerous to go alone | 2014-05-25 03:22:05 |
s0mnio | Bad command or file name | 2014-05-21 22:26:43 |
ofus | C:\wittyreply.exe /FU | 2014-04-06 12:08:21 |
s0mnio | Hey, what's your new boyfriend's name? You both seem really happy together | 2014-03-21 21:52:52 |
s0mnio | I read somewhere that you like websites | 2014-03-14 15:01:42 |
s0mnio | People don't really go to heaven when they die, they're taken to a special room and burned. | 2013-12-18 19:24:09 |
ofus | I like zombo.com | 2013-12-08 04:21:19 |
s0mnio | Do you like websites? | 2013-12-07 12:57:24 |
s0mnio | Bend it til it breaks | 2013-11-12 19:18:49 |
ofus | That? | 2013-10-05 07:52:30 |
s0mnio | Did you break my door handle??? | 2013-10-05 01:02:08 |
s0mnio | Who put all these french fries on my car?? | 2013-07-29 23:43:33 |
s0mnio | Were you playing with dad's hose? | 2013-07-28 10:56:47 |
s0mnio | Thanks for feeding the dog. | 2013-07-22 00:31:34 |
ofus | I ate jelly once | 2013-01-06 22:53:13 |
s0mnio | u jelly? | 2013-01-06 22:25:22 |
s0mnio | Yes. | 2012-10-12 19:48:15 |
ofus | DIABLO 3 IS SUCH A BAD GAME AMIRITE | 2012-10-04 19:55:32 |
Redgecrusher | I DO NOT HAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! | 2012-10-01 17:44:21 |
s0mnio | U R AN ♥♥♥♥ | 2012-02-19 07:20:31 |
ofus | Where? I don't want to clean it up | 2012-01-29 15:24:33 |
Pebcakpro | poop | 2012-01-05 11:45:52 |