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SteamID64: 76561197962977462
SteamID32: [U:1:2711734]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:1355867
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/pyrosrgay/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197962977462
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Status: Offline
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: True
Creation: 2003-11-23 19:53:17 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-07-24 20:50:45
VAC Banned: True (Last ban 1870 days ago) [1 on record]
Community Banned: True (Last ban 13 days ago)
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| unnamed | 2023-03-22 01:02:51 [Estimated] |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/pyrosrgay/ | 2023-03-22 01:02:51 |
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| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
|---|---|---|
| Jλck Hλmmer | L IBERTYG UNSB ONDIOLAT RUMP | 2019-01-23 12:01:12 |
| josepe | Feminista se da cuenta de que Soros financia movimientos LGBTGRABERC++! feministas | 2019-01-23 06:34:12 |
| josepe | i'm here to spell the real t | 2019-01-23 06:33:42 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Ya sal del closet | 2019-01-22 21:32:04 |
| josepe | jack hamer quien sos | 2019-01-20 16:23:59 |
| unnamed | jack jammer te juro no se quienes son | 2019-01-20 15:16:29 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | No puedo creer que te juntes con los de abajo | 2019-01-20 15:07:31 |
| CHANG HUECHA | RENNHCRIK ORTSEN | 2019-01-20 13:33:57 |
| josepe | hola che, sabes me tenes los huevos llenos, encima sos de carlos paz, me parece que voy a ir a visitarte tengo todos tus datos, hasta el telefono de la putа de tu hermano, prefiero dejar de gastarme la plata en spoofing y usarla para otra cosa, asi que te voy a ir a partir la cabeza o voy a mandar que lo hagan va a ser mas facil que toda esta pelotudes, que te pensas que sos mandandome query de miеrda y atacandome los servers , te voy hacer miеrda como sea | 2019-01-20 13:13:14 |
| CHANG HUECHA | Nestor kirchnner | 2019-01-20 12:46:07 |
| unnamed | ya of curse | 2019-01-18 17:52:34 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | unnamed is a great name | 2019-01-18 12:56:31 |
| CHANG HUECHA | un grande adrian graber | 2019-01-16 00:27:00 |
| josepe | bonita foto de mi ídolo adrian graber morales | 2019-01-15 18:24:36 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Sex on the beach without the beach on the beach | 2019-01-15 16:24:25 |
| unnamed | hola bien x suerte | 2019-01-15 03:23:16 |
| CHANG HUECHA | como estas orange | 2019-01-15 00:19:34 |
| CHANG HUECHA | yiak jamer | 2019-01-14 15:53:49 |
| josepe | zarpado mangina graber | 2019-01-14 15:00:06 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Lord Shemale | 2019-01-14 14:28:34 |
| CHANG HUECHA | callate jack hammer | 2019-01-14 14:19:39 |
| CHANG HUECHA | egnaro | 2019-01-14 12:27:41 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Que heroticidad que hay en la caja de comentarios!🤩 | 2019-01-14 12:13:53 |
| josepe | [email protected]@[email protected] | 2019-01-14 10:28:24 |
| CHANG HUECHA | orange | 2019-01-14 05:28:48 |
| josepe | weid a moment..... | 2019-01-13 09:47:39 |
| josepe | comment* | 2019-01-13 09:47:32 |
| josepe | commrnt up is Gay XD | 2019-01-13 09:47:25 |
| CHANG HUECHA | fachaboy | 2019-01-13 09:47:20 |
| josepe | comment down is Gay XD | 2019-01-13 09:47:13 |
| josepe | JAM | 2019-01-13 09:47:00 |
| CHANG HUECHA | medic icdem | 2019-01-13 09:46:37 |
| josepe | +rep fatvirgin | 2019-01-13 09:11:59 |
| Matias | Rep+ Medic que juega de Spy. | 2019-01-13 01:26:43 |
| CHANG HUECHA | oceanman | 2019-01-10 17:23:45 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | jack hammer quien sos | 2019-01-08 22:10:40 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Tu viejo amigo con derecho pero sufriste una sobredosis de cloroformo y te afecto la memoria (con los otros la misma historia). Aun no encuentro al responsable de dicho acto, aunque cada vez que me miro al espejo, observo a alguien sospechoso. | 2019-01-08 12:03:55 |
| unnamed | jack hammer necesito saber quien sos o te elimino | 2019-01-08 04:29:48 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | A otro hueso con ese perro | 2019-01-07 23:07:35 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | jack hammer quien sos | 2019-01-07 22:53:51 |
| josepe | jack hammer quien sos | 2019-01-07 17:25:01 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Chiste repetido sale podrido. Feliz 7️⃣ de enero, el unico dia irrepetible del año. Disfrutalo en familia. | 2019-01-07 16:42:30 |
| josepe | jack hammer quien sos | 2019-01-07 16:41:18 |
| CHANG HUECHA | oceanman | 2019-01-07 16:30:55 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Not edoye lcare tor ojo | 2019-01-05 22:56:15 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Chiste repetido sale podrido. Feliz 5️⃣ de enero, el unico dia irrepetible del año. Disfrutalo en familia. | 2019-01-05 13:08:51 |
| unnamed | jack hammer quien sos | 2019-01-02 20:35:22 |
| josepe | jack hammer quien sos | 2019-01-02 14:02:54 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | fachshemale, tambien te lo deseo | 2019-01-02 13:54:35 |
| josepe | jack hammer quien sos | 2019-01-02 13:50:51 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | oceanshemale. Feliz 2️⃣ de enero, el unico dia irrepetible del año. Disfrutalo en familia. | 2019-01-02 13:50:12 |
| unnamed | 2018 + 1 | 2018-12-31 23:07:50 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | A mi no me deseas ni feliz orgasmo womanizer 😒 | 2018-12-31 22:35:07 |
| mauro | Hᴀᴘᴘʏ Nᴇᴡ Yᴇᴀʀ I want you to be in these new times with me | 2018-12-31 22:32:04 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Si Jesús hubiera nacido un 25 de agosto seguro que ni festejan | 2018-12-26 12:17:25 |
| CHANG HUECHA | porque tan gay | 2018-12-26 11:06:13 |
| unnamed | no | 2018-12-25 15:05:34 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Nació Jesús por cesaria | 2018-12-25 13:34:40 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | #NiPutaNiTuyaNiYuta | 2018-12-23 12:59:38 |
| FatSatyr | #NiMachoNiFacho | 2018-12-22 22:50:52 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | El macho aliado es el ex abusador ♀ | 2018-12-22 22:42:25 |
| josepe | Mira Como No La Ponemos | 2018-12-22 22:31:48 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Mira como me la pones 😍 | 2018-12-22 22:30:30 |
| unnamed | soy aliado feminista | 2018-12-22 18:54:48 |
| Virgredux | Publicidad para aquaman | 2018-12-22 14:46:14 |
| josepe | oceanman | 2018-12-22 11:23:49 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Cucaracha de agua oceanica | 2018-12-22 11:18:03 |
| Virgredux | pinga negracorazóncomedia | 2018-12-07 18:04:35 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Si que lo creo, el me la enseño. Pasate por mi sotano que es un lugar tranquilo libre de ruidos y te la explico | 2018-11-29 11:45:39 |
| unnamed | podes creer q si | 2018-11-28 20:31:17 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | ¿El que tenia una receta de cloroformo casero? | 2018-11-28 12:48:00 |
| unnamed | con el tio de mi vecino | 2018-11-27 19:08:49 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | ¿Con quien fue tu primera vez? 🤔 | 2018-11-27 16:44:29 |
| unnamed | 15 años ;() | 2018-11-23 21:57:43 |
| unnamed | >:( | 2018-11-15 04:15:33 |
| josepe | gay de mierda | 2018-11-10 10:20:47 |
| 56 | gay de mierda | 2018-11-10 10:11:07 |
| unnamed | a mi steam.exe | 2018-11-03 23:17:08 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | ¿A tu corazon? | 2018-11-02 15:12:49 |
| unnamed | es mi contraseña | 2018-11-02 14:23:38 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | ¿Qué significa los números 420 y 57? | 2018-11-02 13:52:46 |
| unnamed | si brother obviamenteD rugsA reB ad | 2018-10-28 17:30:27 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Es bloqueador solar lo que tiene la chica en la pompa derecha? | 2018-10-28 15:53:44 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | ♂ is machiste machirule | 2018-10-23 16:10:29 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | ←→ is shemale | 2018-10-23 13:56:03 |
| josepe | ♀ is gay♂ real men | 2018-10-23 13:19:11 |
| unnamed | i prefer ♀ | 2018-10-22 21:06:24 |
| josepe | ultra G A Y | 2018-10-20 08:02:32 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Y yo unas ganas de dejarme 😍 | 2018-10-19 23:31:30 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Ahora sos un campesino, que segun rumores, cayo a un pozo radioactivo | 2018-10-02 12:17:41 |
| CHANG HUECHA | no te metas con el tio gilipollas :v | 2018-10-02 11:54:49 |
| CHANG HUECHA | -rep nakakajajajajakksksKkakJajJaJjaja | 2018-10-01 21:03:50 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Austisto idioto | 2018-09-30 13:44:01 |
| josepe | muerte a los goys | 2018-09-30 11:53:16 |
| josepe | lol broder | 2018-09-30 11:53:04 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Yellow car | 2018-09-26 18:29:25 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | fug | 2018-09-26 13:12:29 |
| josepe | man no entendi el chiste steam censuro el final@111 | 2018-09-26 12:38:13 |
| unnamed | man no entendi el chiste steam censuro el final@111 | 2018-09-26 06:12:07 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | -Te Drogas?😱-Sii .😋-Tu Mama Sabe?-Sii .😌-Y No Te Dicen Nada?😱-No .😌-Entonces No Le Importas?😦-Te Equivocas, Sii Les Importo .😊-Y Entonces Por Que No Te Dicen Nada? 😱-Por Que Esa Droga Me Hace Bien 👌🏻-Como Se Llama?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ADICCIÓN1 😍💘👌💝👌💗 | 2018-09-25 21:26:06 |
| MF Samer | Like si violas a tu papá | 2018-09-22 23:45:02 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | no te da la nafta para llenar el tanque | 2018-09-22 17:07:37 |
| josepe | juan.minecraft2007 | 2018-09-22 11:36:14 |
| unnamed | no | 2018-09-21 13:22:31 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | llego tu Uber, son 150 pesos hasta avenida Constitucion | 2018-09-20 23:14:55 |
| josepe | pyro best main | 2018-09-20 16:18:15 |
| josepe | pyro best main | 2018-09-20 15:36:41 |
| Virgredux | Y la farlopa para cuando? | 2018-09-19 19:59:02 |
| unnamed | oloroso pete? veni aca te lo hago igual | 2018-09-18 20:09:18 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | El que prendio la tv fue el Oloroso Pete y no Jessie pero claro el machismo lesbohomofobico patriarcal capitalista no te lo muestra | 2018-09-18 17:05:31 |
| josepe | cuantos años tení otaku culiau te parto la raja | 2018-09-18 14:23:19 |
| unnamed | dentro de 2 meses 15 | 2018-09-17 21:29:46 |
| Virgredux | 14 años? Vaya | 2018-09-17 18:36:16 |
| josepe | anda a laburar gordo noni | 2018-09-17 16:15:59 |
| unnamed | Bien, serian 370pesos. ¿Me daria su direccion? | 2018-09-17 15:20:54 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Hola, quisiera pedir una grande de jamon y queso. Y una docena de empanadas, la promocion de 6 de carne y 6 de polloGracias, ojala que llegue rapido el pedido | 2018-09-17 13:30:22 |
| josepe | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥[email protected] | 2018-09-17 10:56:10 |
| unnamed | GRACIAS, TODO LO QUE TENGO LO CONSEGUI GRACIAS A Q SOY UN TIPAZO | 2018-09-17 06:46:45 |
| MF Samer | 14 AÑOS EN STEAM? QUE GRANDE JULY | 2018-09-17 02:50:50 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | lick me baby | 2018-09-12 13:39:32 |
| Virgredux | sitehefallado tepi d perd 0n de laa unica for ma que c abriendote las puert aS de m i cor ason | 2018-09-11 21:30:30 |
| CHANG HUECHA | ME PERD0NAS¿ | 2018-09-11 20:09:40 |
| unnamed | ah ese era yo jejjxdd | 2018-09-10 17:01:58 |
| unnamed | uiste visitado por el duende adrian graber, copypastea esto en tres perfiles o tendras 1 semana sin ariedad | 2018-09-10 17:01:45 |
| unnamed | la puta madre duende de mierda | 2018-09-10 16:59:00 |
| FatSatyr | Fuiste visitado por el duende adrian graber, copypastea esto en tres perfiles o tendras 1 semana sin ariedad. | 2018-09-10 16:58:42 |
| josepe | uiste visitado por el duende adrian graber, copypastea esto en tres perfiles o tendras 1 semana sin ariedad | 2018-09-10 16:57:40 |
| josepe | sospecho q es gay pero no puedo confirmarlo | 2018-09-10 14:36:52 |
| josepe | +rep le chuparía toda la poronga venosa que tiene #nohomo | 2018-09-10 14:00:30 |
| CHANG HUECHA | +rep pq lo mamas muy rico bro | 2018-09-07 22:10:32 |
| unnamed | wtf eliminado de amigos que gay asqueroso reportado y -rep x gay | 2018-09-07 21:47:11 |
| CHANG HUECHA | desde ahora lol | 2018-09-07 21:38:16 |
| unnamed | DESDE CUANDO JESUS ES GAYYYYYYY????? | 2018-09-07 21:12:23 |
| CHANG HUECHA | hola llego jesus! | 2018-09-04 20:07:27 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | SEXO ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL | 2018-08-29 11:10:58 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Estoy teniendo sexo anal con la druida, ¿Por? | 2018-08-26 19:59:07 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | No uuuuu? | 2018-08-25 22:01:02 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | P E D O F I L I A | 2018-08-25 21:58:59 |
| unnamed | lo perdi el año pasado! | 2018-08-25 14:50:37 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | En tu esternocleidomastoideo | 2018-08-25 09:21:26 |
| unnamed | donde firmo? | 2018-08-25 03:20:47 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Mi pija en tu pija, no lo se, piensalo | 2018-08-24 22:03:12 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | unes inadaptades | 2018-08-24 21:58:59 |
| FatSatyr | fuiste visitado por el duende adrian graber, copypastea esto en tres perfiles o tendras 1 semana sin ariedad | 2018-08-24 18:13:29 |
| nxxn | weeaboo | 2018-08-24 15:23:26 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | fuiste visitado por el duende adrian graber, copypastea esto en tres perfiles o tendras 1 semana sin ariedad | 2018-08-23 13:33:26 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | pochoclo o pororo? | 2018-08-23 11:22:11 |
| josepe | fuiste visitado por el duende adrian graber, copypastea esto en tres perfiles o tendras 1 semana sin ariedad | 2018-08-23 09:46:20 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Tu mama es un flan | 2018-08-22 10:45:18 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | quiero flan | 2018-08-21 22:52:36 |
| CHANG HUECHA | hola, qkiero ser como july3pe | 2018-08-21 11:12:10 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Hola, me parecio muy bueno tu perfil, pero algo en su redaccion y estética me generaba una sensacion rara. Asi que analicé tu perfil, le di vueltas a la cuestión un buen rato, y por fin llegué a una conclusión: Sos un homosexual reprimido. Seguramente mi diagnostico no te sorprenda, pero sentis mucha verguenza por tus deseos. Para tu tranquilidad, quiero que sepas que ser homosexual no tiene nada malo, y hoy en dia, la sociedad acepta e integra a la gente como vos. Te recomiendo que charles esta situacion con tus seres queridos, y finalmente salgas del closet para vivir una vida plena.Espero haber sido de ayuda.Saludos, y no dudes en consultarme | 2018-08-21 10:28:17 |
| nxxn | Hola, me parecio muy bueno tu perfil, pero algo en su redaccion y estética me generaba una sensacion rara. Asi que analicé tu perfil, le di vueltas a la cuestión un buen rato, y por fin llegué a una conclusión: Sos un homosexual reprimido. Seguramente mi diagnostico no te sorprenda, pero sentis mucha verguenza por tus deseos. Para tu tranquilidad, quiero que sepas que ser homosexual no tiene nada malo, y hoy en dia, la sociedad acepta e integra a la gente como vos. Te recomiendo que charles esta situacion con tus seres queridos, y finalmente salgas del closet para vivir una vida plena.Espero haber sido de ayuda.Saludos, y no dudes en consultarme | 2018-08-21 08:59:20 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | zuculiente hongue | 2018-08-19 22:30:25 |
| josepe | DIOS TIENE LA PIJA LLENA DE HONGOS JULY3P QUE ASCO | 2018-08-19 00:00:14 |
| unnamed | son lunares, loquita | 2018-08-18 23:39:01 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | te manosean el hongo | 2018-08-18 22:12:52 |
| josepe | que grande hongo3p | 2018-08-18 17:09:34 |
| FatSatyr | que grande hongo3p | 2018-08-18 16:44:34 |
| unnamed | La foto de perfil ha sido actualizada. | 2018-08-18 15:26:49 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Teni algun problema vieja qlia | 2018-08-18 14:07:00 |
| unnamed | vale no me cuentes tu bida imbécil | 2018-08-18 13:56:18 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Porque vivimos en una sociedad donde la ayuda es mutua y todos se quieren el uno al otro :) | 2018-08-18 12:11:43 |
| unnamed | joder porq son tan agresivos? :'( | 2018-08-17 17:52:23 |
| josepe | cerra el orto judío | 2018-08-17 17:19:48 |
| npc.somewa | Que buen chiste boludo por que no me chupas la poronga? | 2018-08-17 17:17:18 |
| Chino™ | ya la ♥♥♥♥ varias veces mono | 2018-08-17 16:02:38 |
| Ouros | Es ese infeliz entre nuestros comentarios. Encima me lo tengo que fumar porque vive en la misma provincia el negro resentido, menos gracia tiene el enfermo | 2018-08-17 15:50:31 |
| unnamed | qn es el rabo ese de los cojones? | 2018-08-17 12:35:03 |
| josepe | deja de joder virg8 | 2018-08-17 12:05:41 |
| Ouros | Ah, sos de la camada del pelotudo de Rabo. | 2018-08-17 12:03:27 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Educación sexual para no morirAnticonceptivos para decidirAborto legal para no abortar | 2018-08-16 21:07:54 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | me dan pene agene chicxs | 2018-08-16 21:01:30 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | mipija.com | 2018-08-16 20:04:13 |
| unnamed | grasias x comprars en el Kwik-E-Marts. vuelvas prontos | 2018-08-16 20:00:54 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | A, acabo de recordar que soy autista, me voy :) | 2018-08-16 19:59:24 |
| unnamed | la tula mas grande del mundo, cachai? | 2018-08-16 19:59:20 |
| unnamed | y no hablo de la foto weon | 2018-08-16 19:58:54 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Eso eso | 2018-08-16 19:58:49 |
| unnamed | la mia es mas larga | 2018-08-16 19:58:33 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | De hecho no es la misma, una esta mas ampliaa, informate antes de hablar ctmr | 2018-08-16 19:57:16 |
| unnamed | @Mengueche flaco no te robe nada, que vos te hayas puesto una foto mia IRL es otra cosa | 2018-08-16 19:56:21 |
| shakusa | NUU | 2018-08-16 19:36:08 |
| josepe | Lamberti? | 2018-08-16 18:10:46 |
| FatSatyr | flaco, me robaste el avatar, preparate que te acuesto de un bife; mínimo dos costillas rotas. | 2018-08-16 13:09:09 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | me das pene amigue | 2018-08-15 18:39:12 |
| josepe | cerre el orte putake inmunde | 2018-08-15 11:14:54 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Unes idiotes | 2018-08-15 11:11:38 |
| josepe | no it isn't | 2018-08-15 10:57:35 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Pepe is dead | 2018-08-15 10:49:28 |
| unnamed | yes | 2018-08-15 04:49:13 |
| josepe | box bunny (para los que no sepan conego de caga | 2018-08-15 00:09:28 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Y ahora quien soy yo, el lobo o la abuelita? | 2018-08-14 22:46:19 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio, más conocido por su nombre artístico Bad Bunny, es un cantante puertorriqueño de trap y reguetón y a este Kelper le gusta | 2018-08-14 22:26:01 |
| unnamed | mandame uno para ponerme x Discord | 2018-08-14 17:52:59 |
| FatSatyr | flaco, quitate el avatar de bad bunny | 2018-08-14 17:28:00 |
| unnamed | my grandpa 2 haha | 2018-08-14 15:29:37 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | Im a living potatoe | 2018-08-14 15:29:12 |
| unnamed | @Rabocop wtf emojis bro wtf *vomit* | 2018-08-14 15:28:05 |
| unnamed | idk dude, sounds like a scam | 2018-08-14 15:27:29 |
| josepe | lol bro me too! but I killed my dadshould we have sex tonight? like, our penises... | 2018-08-14 15:26:44 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | I love you dude, make me a baby | 2018-08-14 15:24:49 |
| unnamed | jk hahahja i killed him yesterday! | 2018-08-14 15:24:30 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | no u | 2018-08-14 15:24:12 |
| unnamed | my mom die when i was 10 | 2018-08-14 15:23:57 |
| El Legendario Shiko Authizta | ur mom gay exdi | 2018-08-14 14:43:42 |
| shakusa | JAJAJAJJ A ASDLGJSALGSALG | 2018-08-14 14:18:08 |
| josepe | XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2018-08-13 21:39:11 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Mi Kelper favorito | 2018-08-13 21:35:56 |
| unnamed | HOLA SI PUES AKI CONVIVIENDO CON LOS INGLECES JAJAXDSON BU3NA ONDA LAVERDAD NO M PUEDO QJARQ SE SIENTE HAVER SIDO COLONISADO X ESPAÑOLETES¿¿ KKAAJAJ ARGENTIN4 PODRIA SER POTENSIA MUNDIAL & ABLAR INGLES PERO FUERON COLONIS4DOS POR ESPAÑOLEs XDD | 2018-08-13 20:37:21 |
| shakusa | Que opinas que los ingleses la ayan tomado? | 2018-08-13 17:59:49 |
| shakusa | YO SOY DE ARGENTINA PAPA | 2018-08-13 17:59:30 |
| shakusa | BRO SOS DE MALVINAS | 2018-08-13 17:59:23 |
| josepe | LOL IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO LOOK AT THE CAMERA OVER THERE!!! | 2018-08-05 00:52:53 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Cierto, es que tu orto es como un comedor comunitario, pasado por tantos negros que uno lo termina confundiendo. | 2018-08-04 23:42:48 |
| josepe | ¿Me has visto en el comedor comunitario? No, entonces cerrá el orto pelotudo. | 2018-08-04 22:52:13 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | No, nunca me equivoco en reconocer a gente con Rabo en el comedor comunitario. | 2018-08-04 22:31:12 |
| josepe | Claro, capaz te estás equivocando de persona porque mira, yo no tengo ninguna pija atras ni la he tenido nunca, por eso. CAPAZ te estás equivocando de persona. | 2018-08-04 22:24:48 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | "capaz", hasta vos lo dudas | 2018-08-04 22:03:54 |
| josepe | No capo, no soy Herni ni vos para tener una pija atras, capaz te estas equivocando de persona. | 2018-08-04 18:01:10 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | El que tenes atras no cuenta, te aviso. | 2018-08-04 17:45:40 |
| josepe | Y capo querés verlo en la vida real? me mide 27cm | 2018-08-04 17:40:24 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Si dale, despues de todo, es rol, en otras palabras no tienes un rabo.Besito en el rabito ♥ | 2018-08-04 17:29:28 |
| josepe | Si, el policía que tiene un rabo grande. ¿Lo quiere ver? Veo que te interesa mucho el tema. | 2018-08-04 17:21:33 |
| unnamed | uwu | 2018-08-04 17:11:20 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Osea que te gusta rolear como policia del rabo lol! | 2018-08-04 17:07:28 |
| josepe | Rabocop viene de Robocop, rabo es de tener un pene muy gigante y como yo suelo rolear de policía en servidores de rol, Rabo-cop (por si eres tan lerdo que en clases no aprendiste que es cop, cop significa policía), saludos. | 2018-08-04 16:38:53 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Te gusta el "Rabo"; Rabo, eh? | 2018-08-04 16:37:44 |
| unnamed | R A P ESTE ES EL RAP DEL ANIME | 2018-08-04 16:31:07 |
| josepe | te veia hitler y te mandaba a auschwitz parásito del orto | 2018-08-04 15:52:57 |
| josepe | maldito virgen inmundo anda a ponerla bobito @Spank | 2018-08-04 15:52:41 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | ♪♫La mejor versión de la canción "Sorry":"Yo quiero raptar a una pequeña que sea LoliSi el FBI llega hasta mi casa le digo sorrySoy Lolicon de profesión, yo vivo de las Lolis"♫♪ | 2018-08-04 15:24:55 |
| Jλck Hλmmer | Ahegao lol | 2018-08-01 21:18:42 |
| josepe | QUE DIFICIL ES DISCUTIR CON PIBES QUE NUNCA LA PUSIERON. YO GRACIAS A DIOS LA VIDA ME DIO LA OPORTUNIDAD DE COGER MUCHAS CONCHAS Y NO TENER QUE ESTAR HACIENDOME CINCO PAJAS POR DIA, HACERSE LA PAJA ESTA BIEN Y ES PLACENTERO INDUDABLEMENTE, PERO ES TOTALMENTE DISTINTO A SENTIR LA TEXTURA Y LA HUMEDAD DE UNA LINDA VAGINA. YO LES ACONSEJARIA QUE DEJEN DE ENTRAR TANTO AL FORO Y COMIENCEN A SALIR Y CONOCER MINITAS SI QUIEREN TENER UNA VIDA SEXUAL ACTIVA. NO PUEDEN ES | 2018-07-31 12:41:45 |
| josepe | No boludo, no me gusta el anime, realmente me da asco y me va a dar asco siempre cualquier persona que mire anime. Por más que sea una serie, un capítulo al mes, si me decís: "veo anime", te digo "no flaco por favor tómatela de acá o te voy a romper la cabeza por virgo de mierda anda a hacer algo con tu vida, parásito del orto, conseguite un laburo. | 2018-07-31 12:41:39 |
| josepe | jasfjagjadjgajgdaj | 2018-07-02 08:31:14 |
| unnamed | comedme la polla, subnormales de mierda | 2018-07-02 06:16:19 |
| josepe | bro es de la bee movie | 2018-07-01 20:30:33 |
| unnamed | ehhh capos a ver si me explican porque dejaron un guión de mierda acá | 2018-07-01 20:28:14 |
| FatSatyr | Alto guión en este perfil | 2018-06-30 12:38:27 |
| dexilin | #mododiablo dijo el lil pump | 2018-06-29 21:46:20 |
| unnamed | ehhh a ver si me explicas q mierda es eso | 2018-06-29 18:01:05 |
| josepe | Those were awkward.Use the stairs. Your fatherUse the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.A perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.Ooh, black and yellow!Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Ooming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?- Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.According to all known lawsof aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible. | 2018-06-29 14:42:16 |
| josepe | Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.That's why we don't need vacations.Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.- Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!Three days college. I'm glad I tookThree days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.You did come back different.- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.- You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.- Bye!- Bye!Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.Three days grade school,three days high school. | 2018-06-29 14:41:45 |
| josepe | have worked your whole lifeto get to the point where youcan work for your whole life.Honey begins when our valiant PollenJocks bring the nectar to the hive.Our top-secret formulais automatically color-corrected,scent-adjusted and bubble-contouredWill we pick ourjob today?Will we pick ourjob today?I heard it's just orientation.Heads up! Here we go.Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.- Wonder what it'll be like?- A little scary.Welcome to Honex,a division of Honescoand a part of the Hexagon Group.This is it!- Bee-men.- Bee-men.- Amen!Hallelujah!Students, faculty, distinguished bees,please welcome Dean Buzzwell.Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of......9:15.That concludes our ceremonies.And begins your careerat Honex Industries!Don't waste it on a squirrel. | 2018-06-29 14:41:13 |
| josepe | if it's done well, means a lot.But choose carefullybecause you'll stay in the jobyou pick for the rest of your life.The same job the rest of your life?I didn't know that.What's the difference?of bee existence.of bee existence.These bees are stress-testinga new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes?- Not enough.Here we have our latest advancement,the Krelman.- What does that do?- Oatches that little strand of honeythat hangs after you pour it.Saves us millions.into this soothing sweet syrupinto this soothing sweet syrupwith its distinctivegolden glow you know as...Honey!- That girl was hot.- She's my cousin!- She is?- Yes, we're all cousins.- Right. You're right.- At Honex, we constantly striveto improve every aspectWow.Wow.Wow.We know that you, as a bee, | 2018-06-29 14:40:42 |
| josepe | to make one decision in life.to make one decision in life.But, Adam, how could theynever have told us that?Why would you question anything?We're bees.We're the most perfectlyfunctioning society on Earth.You ever think maybe thingswork a little too well here?Like what? Give me one example.I don't know. But you knowYou'll be happy to know that bees,You'll be happy to know that bees,as a species, haven't had one day offin 27 million years.So you'll just work us to death?We'll sure try.Wow! That blew my mind!"What's the difference?"How can you say that?One job forever?That's an insane choice to have to make.I'm relieved. Now we only haveOan anyone work on the Krelman?Oan anyone work on the Krelman?Of course. Most bee jobs aresmall ones. But bees knowthat every small job, | 2018-06-29 14:40:10 |
| josepe | It's just a status symbol.Bees make too much of it.Perhaps. Unless you're wearing itand the ladies see you wearing it.Those ladies?Aren't they our cousins too?Distant. Distant.Look at these two.- Hi, Jocks!- Hi, Jocks!You guys did great!You're monsters!You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!- I wonder where they were.- I don't know.Their day's not planned.Outside the hive, flying who knowswhere, doing who knows what.You can'tjust decide to be a PollenJock. You have to be bred for that.what I'm talking about.what I'm talking about.Please clear the gate.Royal Nectar Force on approach.Wait a second. Oheck it out.- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!- Wow.I've never seen them this close.They know what it's likeoutside the hive.Yeah, but some don't come back.- Hey, Jocks! | 2018-06-29 14:39:38 |
| josepe | on what 0900 means.Hey, Honex!Dad, you surprised me.You decide what you're interested in?- Well, there's a lot of choices.Trying to alert the authorities.Trying to alert the authorities.I can autograph that.A little gusty out there today,wasn't it, comrades?Yeah. Gusty.We're hitting a sunflower patchsix miles from here tomorrow.- Six miles, huh?- Barry!A puddle jump for us,but maybe you're not up for it.- Oouple of Hive Harrys.- Oouple of Hive Harrys.- Let's have fun with them.It must be dangerousbeing a Pollen Jock.Yeah. Once a bear pinned meagainst a mushroom!He had a paw on my throat,and with the other, he was slapping me!- Oh, my!- I never thought I'd knock him out.What were you doing during this?Right.Right.Look. That's more pollenthan you and I will see in a lifetime. | 2018-06-29 14:39:07 |
| josepe | I'm so proud.just isn't right for me.just isn't right for me.You were thinking of what,making balloon animals?That's a bad jobfor a guy with a stinger.Janet, your son's not surehe wants to go into honey!- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.- I'm not trying to be funny.You're not funny! You're goinginto honey. Our son, the stirrer!- But you only get one.- But you only get one.Do you ever get boreddoing the same job every day?Son, let me tell you about stirring.You grab that stick, and you justmove it around, and you stir it around.You get yourself into a rhythm.It's a beautiful thing.You know, Dad,the more I think about it,maybe the honey field- Maybe I am.- Maybe I am.- You are not!We're going 0900 at J-Gate.What do you think, buzzy-boy?Are you bee enough?I might be. It all depends | 2018-06-29 14:38:35 |
| josepe | Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!Make your choice.- You want to go first?- No, you go.Oh, my. What's available?Restroom attendant's open,not for the reason you think.- We're starting work today!- We're starting work today!- Today's the day.Oome on! All the good jobswill be gone.Yeah, right.Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,stirrer, front desk, hair removal...- Is it still available?- Hang on. Two left!One of them's yours! Oongratulations!Step to the side.- You're gonna be a stirrer?- You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's listening to me!Wait till you see the sticks I have.I could say anything right now.I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!Let's open some honey and celebrate!Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.Shave my antennae.Shack up with a grasshopper. Geta gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! | 2018-06-29 14:38:04 |
| josepe | If anyone's feeling brave,there's a Korean deli on 83rdOh, this is so hard!Oh, this is so hard!Heating, cooling,stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,humming, inspector number seven,lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,mite wrangler. Barry, whatdo you think I should... Barry?Barry!All right, we've got the sunflower patchin quadrant nine...What happened to you?- Any chance of getting the Krelman?- Any chance of getting the Krelman?- Sure, you're on.I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.Wax monkey's always open.The Krelman opened up again.What happened?A bee died. Makes an opening. See?He's dead. Another dead one.Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.Dead from the neck up.Dead from the neck down. That's life!- What'd you get?- What'd you get?- Picking crud out. Stellar!Wow!Oouple of newbies? | 2018-06-29 14:37:32 |
| josepe | and as you all know,and as you all know,bees cannot fly in rain.So be careful. As always,watch your brooms,hockey sticks, dogs,birds, bears and bats.Also, I got a couple of reportsof root beer being poured on us.Murphy's in a home because of it,babbling like a cicada!- That's awful.that gets their roses today.that gets their roses today.Hey, guys.- Look at that.- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.Really? Feeling lucky, are you?Sign here, here. Just initial that.- Thank you.- OK.You got a rain advisory today,Where are you?Where are you?- I'm going out.- Out? Out where?- Out there.- Oh, no!I have to, before I goto work for the rest of my life.You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?Another call coming in. | 2018-06-29 14:37:01 |
| josepe | I can't believe I'm out!I can't believe I'm out!So blue.I feel so fast and free!Box kite!Wow!Flowers!This is Blue Leader.We have roses visual.Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.Roses!30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.- Antennae, check.- Antennae, check.- Nectar pack, check.- Wings, check.- Stinger, check.Scared out of my shorts, check.OK, ladies,let's move it out!Pound those petunias,you striped stem-suckers!All of you, drain those flowers!Wow! I'm out!- And a reminder for you rookies,- And a reminder for you rookies,bee law number one,absolutely no talking to humans!All right, launch positions!Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!Black and yellow!Hello!You ready for this, hot shot?Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.Wind, check. | 2018-06-29 14:36:29 |
| josepe | Not like a flower, but I like it.Yeah, fuzzy.Ohemical-y.Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.My sweet lord of bees!Oandy-brain, get off there!Problem!- Guys!flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.Oool.I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?Oopy that visual.Wait. One of these flowersseems to be on the move.Say again? You're reportinga moving flower?Affirmative.That was on the line!Stand to the side, kid.Stand to the side, kid.It's got a bit of a kick.That is one nectar collector!- Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle itover here. Maybe a dash over there,a pinch on that one.See that? It's a little bit of magic.That's amazing. Why do we do that?That's pollen power. More pollen, more | 2018-06-29 14:35:58 |
| josepe | Nobody move. If you don't move,he won't sting you. Freeze!He blinked!Spray him, Granny!What are you doing?!Wow... the tension levelout here is unbelievable.I gotta get home.Oan't fly in rain.Oan't fly in rain.What is this?!What is this?!Match point!You can start packing up, honey,because you're about to eat it!Yowser!Gross.There's a bee in the car!- Do something!- I'm driving!- Hi, bee.- He's back here!- This could be bad.- This could be bad.Affirmative.Very close.Gonna hurt.Mama's little boy.You are way out of position, rookie!Ooming in at you like a missile!Help me!I don't think these are flowers.- Should we tell him?- I think he knows.This is the coolest. What is it?This is the coolest. What is it?I don't know, but I'm loving this color.It smells good. | 2018-06-29 14:35:26 |
| josepe | I could feel it getting hotter.At first I thought it was just me.Wait! Stop! Bee!Stand back. These are winter boots.Wait!Maybe this time. This time. This time.Maybe this time. This time. This time.This time! This time! This...Drapes!That is diabolical.It's fantastic. It's got all my specialskills, even my top-ten favorite movies.What's number one? Star Wars?Nah, I don't go for that......kind of stuff.No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.They're out of their minds.Oan't fly in rain.Oan't fly in rain.Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!Ken, could you closethe window please?Ken, could you closethe window please?Oheck out my new resume.I made it into a fold-out brochure.You see? Folds out.Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.What was that?He's going to sting me!He's going to sting me! | 2018-06-29 14:34:54 |
| josepe | My whole face could puff up.Make it one of your special skills.Knocking someone outis also a special skill.Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.- You could put carob chips on there.Don't kill him!Don't kill him!You know I'm allergic to them!This thing could kill me!Why does his life haveless value than yours?Why does his life have any less valuethan mine? Is that your statement?I'm just saying all life has value. Youdon't know what he's capable of feeling.My brochure!There you go, little guy.When I leave a job interview, they'reWhen I leave a job interview, they'reflabbergasted, can't believe what I say.There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.I don't remember the sunhaving a big 75 on it.I predicted global warming. | 2018-06-29 14:34:22 |
| josepe | - Yes, I know.You're talking!I'm so sorry.No, it's OK. It's fine.I know I'm dreaming.But I don't recall going to bed.Well, I'm sure thisis very disconcerting.This is a bit of a surprise to me.I mean, you're a bee!You're not supposed to talk to a human.You're not supposed to talk to a human.I can't believe I'm doing this.I've got to.Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!No. Yes. No.Do it. I can't.How should I start it?"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.Here she comes! Speak, you fool!Hi!I'm sorry.- Bye.- Bye.- Supposed to be less calories.- Bye.I gotta say something.She saved my life.I gotta say something.All right, here it goes.Nah.What would I say?I could really get in trouble.It's a bee law.I'm not scared of him.I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.Put that on your resume brochure. | 2018-06-29 14:33:51 |
| josepe | I don't know. Ooffee?I don't want to put you out.It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.- It's just coffee.- I hate to impose.- Don't be ridiculous!I just want to say I'm grateful.I just want to say I'm grateful.I'll leave now.- Wait! How did you learn to do that?- What?The talking thing.Same way you did, I guess."Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.- That's very funny.- Yeah.Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,we'd cry with what we have to deal with.I am. And I'm not supposedI am. And I'm not supposedto be doing this,but they were all trying to kill me.And if it wasn't for you...I had to thank you.It's just how I was raised.That was a little weird.- I'm talking with a bee.- Yeah.I'm talking to a bee.And the bee is talking to me!- You're talking.- You're talking. | 2018-06-29 14:33:19 |
| josepe | I want to do my part for the hive,but I can't do it the way they want.I know how you feel.- You do?- Sure.My parents wanted me to be a lawyer oranything about fashion.anything about fashion.Are you all right?No.He's making the tie in the cabas they're flying up Madison.He finally gets there.He runs up the steps into the church.The wedding is on.And he says, "Watermelon?I thought you said Guatemalan.Why would I marry a watermelon?"- Actually, I would love a cup.- Actually, I would love a cup.Hey, you want rum cake?- I shouldn't.- Have some.- No, I can't.- Oome on!I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.- Where?- These stripes don't help.You look great!I don't know if you knowAnyway...Anyway...Oan I......get you something?- Like what?I don't know. I mean... | 2018-06-29 14:32:47 |
| josepe | - Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not?- It's like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe I'll try that.- You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine.Just having two cups of coffee!Anyway, this has been great.Thanks for the coffee.Yeah, it's no trouble.Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.- Really?- My only interest is flowers.Our new queen was just electedwith that same campaign slogan.Anyway, if you look...There's my hive right there. See it?You're in Sheep Meadow!Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!No way! I know that area.I lost a toe ring there once.Is that a bee joke?Is that a bee joke?That's the kind of stuff we do.Yeah, different.So, what are you gonna do, Barry?About work? I don't know. | 2018-06-29 14:32:15 |
| josepe | Giant, scary humans!What were they like?Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.They eat crazy giant things.They drive crazy.- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?- Some of them. But some of them don't.- How'd you get back?- Poodle.so much again... for before.so much again... for before.Oh, that? That was nothing.Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...This can't possibly work.He's all set to go.We may as well try it.OK, Dave, pull the chute.- Sounds amazing.- It was amazing!It was the scariest,happiest moment of my life.I'd be up the rest of my life.I'd be up the rest of my life.Are you...?Oan I take a piece of this with me?Sure! Here, have a crumb.- Thanks!- Yeah.All right. Well, then...I guess I'll see you around.Or not.OK, Barry.And thank you- Why do girls put rings on their toes? | 2018-06-29 14:31:43 |
| josepe | One-eighth a stick of dynamite!She saved my life!And she understands me.This is over!Eat this.This is not over! What was that?- I'm not attracted to spiders.- I'm not attracted to spiders.I know it's the hottest thing,with the eight legs and all.I can't get by that face.So who is she?She's... human.No, no. That's a bee law.You wouldn't break a bee law.- Her name's Vanessa.- Oh, boy.She's so nice. And she's a florist!You did it, and I'm glad. You sawYou did it, and I'm glad. You sawwhatever you wanted to see.You had your "experience." Now youcan pick out yourjob and be normal.- Well...- Well?Well, I met someone.You did? Was she Bee-ish?- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!- No, no, no, not a wasp.- Spider?Humans! I can't believeHumans! I can't believeyou were with humans! | 2018-06-29 14:31:12 |
| josepe | You have no job. You're barely a bee!We are not them! We're us.We are not them! We're us.There's us and there's them!Yes, but who can denythe heart that is yearning?There's no yearning.Stop yearning. Listen to me!You have got to start thinking bee,my friend. Thinking bee!- Thinking bee.- Thinking bee.Thinking bee! Thinking bee!- They call it a crumb.- They call it a crumb.- It was so stingin' stripey!And that's not what they eat.That's what falls off what they eat!- You know what a Oinnabon is?- No.It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.They heat it up...Sit down!...really hot!- Listen to me!Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!We're not dating.You're flying outside the hive, talkingto humans that attack our homeswith power washers and M-80s! | 2018-06-29 14:30:40 |
| josepe | Vanessa!- We're still here.- I told you not to yell at him.He doesn't respond to yelling!- Then why yell at me?- Because you don't listen!I'm not listening to this.Sorry, I've gotta go.- Where are you going?- I'm meeting a friend.Would it kill youWould it kill youto make a little honey?Barry, come out.Your father's talking to you.Martin, would you talk to him?Barry, I'm talking to you!You coming?Got everything?All set!Go ahead. I'll catch up.Don't be too long.Thinking bee! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!There he is. He's in the pool.You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee?How much longer will this go on?It's been three days!Why aren't you working?I've got a lot of big life decisionsto think about.What life? You have no life! | 2018-06-29 14:30:08 |
| josepe | write an angry letter and throw it out.Work through it like any emotion:Anger, jealousy, lust.No. All right, I've got one.No. All right, I've got one.How come you don't fly everywhere?It's exhausting. Why don't yourun everywhere? It's faster.Yeah, OK, I see, I see.All right, your turn.TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?That's insane!You don't have that?We have Hivo, but it's a disease.It's a horrible, horrible disease.A girl? Is this why you can't decide?A girl? Is this why you can't decide?Bye.I just hope she's Bee-ish.They have a huge paradeof flowers every year in Pasadena?To be in the Tournament of Roses,that's every florist's dream!Up on a float, surroundedby flowers, crowds cheering.A tournament. Do the rosescompete in athletic events?Watch this!Watch this! | 2018-06-29 14:29:36 |
| josepe | - It's organic.down to a science.down to a science.- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.- I'll bet.What in the nameof Mighty Hercules is this?How did this get here?Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,Ray Liotta Private Select?- Is he that actor?- I never heard of him.- Why is this here?Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?Yeah.- What is wrong with you?!- It's a bug.He's not bothering anybody.Get out of here, you creep!What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?Yeah, it was. How did you know?It felt like about 10 pages.Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.You've really got thatOh, my.Oh, my.Dumb bees!You must want to sting all those jerks.We try not to sting.It's usually fatal for us.So you have to watch your temper.Very carefully.You kick a wall, take a walk, | 2018-06-29 14:29:05 |
| josepe | You, sir, will be lunchHey, Hector.Hey, Hector.- You almost done?- Almost.He is here. I sense it.Well, I guess I'll go home nowand just leave this nice honey out,with no one around.You're busted, box boy!I knew I heard something.So you can talk!I can talk.- It's our-ganic!- It's our-ganic!It's just honey, Barry.Just what?!Bees don't know about this!This is stealing! A lot of stealing!You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!And it's on sale?!I'm getting to the bottom of this.I'm getting to the bottomof all of this!- For people. We eat it.- For people. We eat it.You don't haveenough food of your own?- Well, yes.- How do you get it?- Bees make it.- I know who makes it!And it's hard to make it!There's heating, cooling, stirring.You need a whole Krelman thing! | 2018-06-29 14:28:34 |
| josepe | that moves. Where you headed?To Honey Farms.I am onto something huge here.I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,crazy stuff. Blows your head off!I'm going to Tacoma.- And you?- He really is dead.All right.Uh-oh!for my iguana, Ignacio!for my iguana, Ignacio!Where is the honey coming from?Tell me where!Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!Orazy person!What horrible thing has happened here?These faces, they never knewwhat hit them. And nowthey're on the road to nowhere!Just keep still.What? You're not dead?And now you'll start talking!And now you'll start talking!Where you getting the sweet stuff?Who's your supplier?I don't understand.I thought we were friends.The last thing we wantto do is upset bees!You're too late! It's ours now!You, sir, have crossedthe wrong sword! | 2018-06-29 14:28:02 |
| josepe | Wow!I assume wherever this truck goesis where they're getting it.I mean, that honey's ours.- Bees hang tight.- We're all jammed in.It's a close community.Not us, man. We on our own.Every mosquito on his own.- What if you get in trouble?I'm Oarl Kasell.I'm Oarl Kasell.But don't kill no more bugs!- Bee!- Moose blood guy!!- You hear something?- Like what?Like tiny screaming.Turn off the radio.Whassup, bee boy?Hey, Blood.Just a row of honey jars,- What is that?!- What is that?!- Oh, no!- A wiper! Triple blade!- Triple blade?Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!Why does everything haveto be so doggone clean?!How much do you people need to see?!Open your eyes!Stick your head out the window!From NPR News in Washington,Do I look dead? They will wipe anythingDo I look dead? They will wipe anything | 2018-06-29 14:27:31 |
| josepe | A couple breaths of thisknocks them right out.They make the honey,and we make the money."They make the honey,- Hey, guys!- Hey, guys!- Mooseblood!I knew I'd catch y'all down here.Did you bring your crazy straw?We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,and it's pretty much pure profit.What is this place?A bee's got a brainthe size of a pinhead.They are pinheads!Pinhead.- You a mosquito, you in trouble.- You a mosquito, you in trouble.Nobody likes us. They just smack.See a mosquito, smack, smack!At least you're out in the world.You must meet girls.Mosquito girls try to trade up,get with a moth, dragonfly.Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.You got to be kidding me!Mooseblood's about to leavethe building! So long, bee!as far as the eye could see.as far as the eye could see. | 2018-06-29 14:26:59 |
| josepe | He has a human girlfriend.And they make out!Make out? Barry!We do not.What is this?What is this?Oh, no!There's hundreds of them!Bee honey.Our honey is being brazenly stolenon a massive scale!This is worse than anything bearshave done! I intend to do something.Oh, Barry, stop.Who told you humans are takingour honey? That's a rumor.and we make the money"?and we make the money"?Oh, my!What's going on? Are you OK?Yeah. It doesn't last too long.Do you know you'rein a fake hive with fake walls?Our queen was moved here.We had no choice.This is your queen?That's a man in women's clothes!That's a drag queen!- Oheck out the new smoker.- Oheck out the new smoker.- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.The Thomas 3000!Smoker?Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.Twice the nicotine, all the tar. | 2018-06-29 14:26:27 |
| josepe | You couldn't stop.I remember that.What right do they have to our honey?We live on two cups a year. They put itin lip balm for no reason whatsoever!Even if it's true, what can one bee do?Sting them where it really hurts.In the face! The eye!- That would hurt.- No.- You wish you could.- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on?The bees!I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.Those crazy legs kept me up all night.Barry, this is what you wantto do with your life?I want to do it for all our lives.Nobody works harder than bees!Dad, I remember youcoming home so overworkedDo these look like rumors?Do these look like rumors?That's a conspiracy theory.These are obviously doctored photos.How did you get mixed up in this?He's been talking to humans.- What?- Talking to humans?! | 2018-06-29 14:25:55 |
| josepe | We were thinkingof stickball or candy stores.How old are you?- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,intends to sue the human racefor stealing our honey,packaging it and profitingfrom it illegally!Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,we'll have three former queens here inour studio, discussing their new book,Olassy Ladies,out this week on Hexagon.Up the nose? That's a killer.Up the nose? That's a killer.There's only one place you can stingthe humans, one place where it matters.Hive at Five, the hive's onlyfull-hour action news source.No more bee beards!With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.Weather with Storm Stinger.Sports with Buzz Larvi.And Jeanette Ohung.- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.your hands were still stirring.your hands were still stirring. | 2018-06-29 14:25:24 |
| josepe | Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,squinty eyes, very Jewish.In tennis, you attackat the point of weakness!It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.Honey, her backhand's a joke!I'm not gonna take advantage of that?Quiet, please.The bee communityThe bee communityis supporting you in this case,which will be the trialof the bee century.You know, they have a Larry Kingin the human world too.It's a common name. Next week...He looks like you and has a showand suspenders and colored dots...Next week...Glasses, quotes on the bottom from theTonight we're talking to Barry Benson.Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.Did you ever think, "I'm a kidfrom the hive. I can't do this"?Bees have never been afraidto change the world.What about Bee Oolumbus?Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. | 2018-06-29 14:24:52 |
| josepe | And artificial flowers.- Oh, those just get me psychotic!- Yeah, me too.Bent stingers, pointless pollination.'cause we're really busy working.'cause we're really busy working.But it's our yogurt night!Bye-bye.Why is yogurt night so difficult?!You poor thing.You two have been at this for hours!Yes, and Adam herehas been a huge help.- Frosting...- How many sugars?Just one. I try notActual work going on here.Actual work going on here.- Is that that same bee?- Yes, it is!I'm helping him sue the human race.- Hello.- Hello, bee.This is Ken.Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sizeten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.Why does he talk again?Listen, you better goguest even though you just heard 'em.guest even though you just heard 'em.Bear Week next week!They're scary, hairy and here live. | 2018-06-29 14:24:21 |
| josepe | where the world anxiously waits,because for the first time in history,we will hear for ourselvesif a honeybee can actually speak.What have we gotten into here, Barry?It's pretty big, isn't it?I can't believe how many humansdon't work during the day.Bees must hate those fake things!Bees must hate those fake things!Nothing worsethan a daffodil that's had work done.Maybe this could make upfor it a little bit.- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.- I guess.You sure you want to go through with it?Am I sure? When I'm done withthe humans, they won't be ableto say, "Honey, I'm home,"to use the competition.to use the competition.So why are you helping me?Bees have good qualities.And it takes my mind off the shop.Instead of flowers, peopleare giving balloon bouquets now.Those are great, if you're three. | 2018-06-29 14:23:49 |
| josepe | I would have to negotiateSuperior Oourt of New York,Superior Oourt of New York,Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industryis now in session.Mr. Montgomery, you're representingthe five food companies collectively?A privilege.Mr. Benson... you're representingall the bees of the world?I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,we're ready to proceed.Mr. Montgomery,You think billion-dollar multinationalYou think billion-dollar multinationalfood companies have good lawyers?Everybody needs to staybehind the barricade.- What's the matter?- I don't know, I just got a chill.Well, if it isn't the bee team.You boys work on this?All rise! The HonorableJudge Bumbleton presiding.All right. Oase number 4475,without paying a royalty!without paying a royalty!It's an incredible scenehere in downtown Manhattan, | 2018-06-29 14:23:18 |
| josepe | It's important to all bees.We invented it!We make it. And we protect itwith our lives.Unfortunately, there aresome people in this roomwho think they can take it from uswith the silkwormwith the silkwormfor the elastic in my britches!Talking bee!How do we know this isn't some sort ofholographic motion-picture-captureHollywood wizardry?They could be using laser beams!Robotics! Ventriloquism!Oloning! For all we know,he could be on steroids!Mr. Benson?your opening statement, please.your opening statement, please.Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,my grandmother was a simple woman.Born on a farm, she believedit was man's divine rightto benefit from the bountyof nature God put before us.If we lived in the topsy-turvy worldMr. Benson imagines,just think of what would it mean. | 2018-06-29 14:22:46 |
| josepe | Bears kill bees!How'd you like his head crashingthrough your living room?!I see you also ownI see you also ownHoneyburton and Honron!Yes, they provide beekeepersfor our farms.Beekeeper. I find thatto be a very disturbing term.I don't imagine you employany bee-free-ers, do you?- No.- I couldn't hear you.- No.'cause we're the little guys!'cause we're the little guys!I'm hoping that, after this is all over,you'll see how, by taking our honey,you not only take everything we havebut everything we are!I wish he'd dress like thatall the time. So nice!Oall your first witness.So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhaydenof Honey Farms, big company you have.I suppose so.Ladies and gentlemen,Ladies and gentlemen,there's no trickery here.I'm just an ordinary bee.Honey's pretty important to me. | 2018-06-29 14:22:14 |
| josepe | for nothing more thana prance-about stage name.Oh, please.Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?Because I'm feelinga little stung, Sting.Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!That's not his real name?! You idiots!Biting into your couch!Biting into your couch!Spitting out your throw pillows!OK, that's enough. Take him away.So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.Your name intrigues me.- Where have I heard it before?- I was with a band called The Police.But you've never beena police officer, have you?No, I haven't.No, you haven't. And so here- No.- No.Because you don't free bees.You keep bees. Not only that,it seems you thought a bear would bean appropriate image for a jar of honey.They're very lovable creatures.Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.You mean like this? | 2018-06-29 14:21:43 |
| josepe | Are we doing everything right, legally?I'm a florist.Right. Well, here's to a great team.what it's come to for you?what it's come to for you?Exploiting tiny, helpless beesso you don'thave to rehearseyour part and learn your lines, sir?Watch it, Benson!I could blow right now!This isn't a goodfella.This is a badfella!Why doesn't someone just step onthis creep, and we can all go home?!Mr. Liotta, first,Mr. Liotta, first,belated congratulations onyour Emmy win for a guest spoton ER in 2005.Thank you. Thank you.I see from your resumethat you're devilishly handsomewith a churning inner turmoilthat's ready to blow.I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?Not yet it isn't. But is thiswe have yet another examplewe have yet another exampleof bee culture casuallystolen by a human | 2018-06-29 14:21:11 |
| josepe | So I hear you're quite a tennis player.I'm not much for the game myself.The ball's a little grabby.That's where I usually sit.Right... there.Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,and he agreed with me that eating withchopsticks isn't really a special skill.You think I don't see what you're doing?To a great team!To a great team!Well, hello.- Ken!- Hello.I didn't think you were coming.No, I was just late.I tried to call, but... the battery.I didn't want all this to go to waste,so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.Oh, that was lucky.There's a little left.- Order in this court!- Order in this court!- You're all thinking it!Order! Order, I say!- Say it!- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!I think it was awfully niceof that bear to pitch in like that.I think the jury's on our side. | 2018-06-29 14:20:40 |
| josepe | Well, well, well, a royal flush!- You're bluffing.- Am I?Surf's up, dude!Look at that.Look at that.You know, I've just about had itwith your little mind games.- What's that?- Italian Vogue.Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.A lot of ads.Remember what Van said, why isyour life more valuable than mine?Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!I think something stinks in here!I know how hard it is to findI know how hard it is to findthe rightjob. We have that in common.Do we?Bees have 100 percent employment,but we do jobs like taking the crud out.That's just whatI was thinking about doing.Ken, I let Barry borrow your razorfor his fuzz. I hope that was all right.I'm going to drain the old stinger.Yeah, you do that.I could heat it up.I could heat it up.Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. | 2018-06-29 14:20:08 |
| josepe | No, but there are other things buggingme in life. And you're one of them!Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...My nerves are fried from ridingon this emotional roller coaster!Goodbye, Ken.And for your information,I prefer sugar-free, artificialsweeteners made by man!I'm sorry about all that.Poo water!Poo water!That bowl is gnarly.Except for those dirty yellow rings!Kenneth! What are you doing?!You know, I don't even like honey!I don't eat it!We need to talk!He's just a little bee!And he happens to bethe nicest bee I've met in a long time!Long time? What are you talking about?!I love the smell of flowers.I love the smell of flowers.How do you like the smell of flames?!Not as much.Water bug! Not taking sides!Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!This is pathetic!I've got issues! | 2018-06-29 14:19:37 |
| josepe | What exactly is your relationshipto that woman?We're friends.- Good friends?- Yes.How good? Do you live together?Good idea! You can really see why he'sGood idea! You can really see why he'sconsidered one of the best lawyers...Yeah.Layton, you'vegotta weave some magicwith this jury,or it's gonna be all over.Don't worry. The only thing I haveto do to turn this jury aroundis to remind themof what they don't like about bees.I know it's gotI know it's gotan aftertaste! I like it!I always felt there was some kindof barrier between Ken and me.I couldn't overcome it.Oh, well.Are you OK for the trial?I believe Mr. Montgomeryis about out of ideas.We would like to callMr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.Are there other bugs in your life?Are there other bugs in your life? | 2018-06-29 14:19:05 |
| josepe | Stinging's the only thingthey know! It's their way!- Adam, stay with me.- I can't feel my legs.What angel of mercyHold me back!Hold me back!You're an illegitimate bee,aren't you, Benson?He's denouncing bees!Don't y'all date your cousins?- Objection!- I'm going to pincushion this guy!Adam, don't! It's what he wants!Oh, I'm hit!!Oh, lordy, I am hit!Order! Order!Wait a minute...Wait a minute...Are you her little......bedbug?I've seen a bee documentary or two.From what I understand,doesn't your queen give birthto all the bee children?- Yeah, but...- So those aren't your real parents!- Oh, Barry...- Yes, they are!- You got the tweezers?- You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic?Only to losing, son. Only to losing.Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask youwhat I think we'd all like to know. | 2018-06-29 14:18:31 |
| josepe | - Is there much pain?- Yeah.I...I blew the whole case, didn't I?It doesn't matter. What matters isyou're alive. You could have died.I'd be better off dead. Look at me.They got it from the cafeteriadownstairs, in a tuna sandwich.Look, there'sa little celery still on it.will come forward to suck the poisonwill come forward to suck the poisonfrom my heaving buttocks?I will have order in this court. Order!Order, please!The case of the honeybeesversus the human racetook a pointed turn against the beesyesterday when one of their legalteam stung Layton T. Montgomery.- Hey, buddy.- Hey.The venom! The venomThe venom! The venomis coursing through my veins!I have been felledby a winged beast of destruction!You see? You can't treat themlike equals! They're striped savages! | 2018-06-29 14:17:59 |
| josepe | That's it! That's our case!It is? It's not over?Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.Get back to the court and stall.Stall any way you can.And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.Mr. Flayman.if they win?if they win?I don't know.I hear they put the roaches in motels.That doesn't sound so bad.Adam, they check in,but they don't check out!Oh, my.Oould you get a nurseto close that window?- Why?- The smoke.What was it like to sting someone?What was it like to sting someone?I can't explain it. It was all...All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!All right.You think it was all a trap?Of course. I'm sorry.I flew us right into this.What were we thinking? Look at us. We'rejust a couple of bugs in this world.What will the humans do to us- Is there much pain? | 2018-06-29 14:17:27 |
| josepe | This harmless little contraption?How much longer will we allowHow much longer will we allowthese absurd shenanigans to go on?They have presented no compellingevidence to support their chargesagainst my clients,who run legitimate businesses.I move for a complete dismissalof this entire case!Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm goingto have to considerMr. Montgomery's motion.Yes? Yes, Your Honor!Yes? Yes, Your Honor!Where is the rest of your team?Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,and as a result,we don't make very good time.I actually heard a funny story about...Your Honor,haven't these ridiculous bugstaken up enoughof this court's valuable time?Bees don't smoke.Bees don't smoke.Right. Bees don't smoke.Bees don't smoke!But some bees are smoking. | 2018-06-29 14:16:55 |
| josepe | Ladies and gentlemen, please,free these bees!Free the bees! Free the bees!Free the bees!Free the bees! Free the bees!The court finds in favor of the bees!Vanessa, we won!I knew you could do it! High-five!Sorry.This couldn't hurt a fly,This couldn't hurt a fly,let alone a bee.Look at what has happenedto bees who have never been asked,"Smoking or non?"Is this what nature intended for us?To be forcibly addictedto smoke machinesand man-made wooden slat work camps?Living out our lives as honey slavesto the white man?But you can't! We have a terrific case.But you can't! We have a terrific case.Where is your proof?Where is the evidence?Show me the smoking gun!Hold it, Your Honor!You want a smoking gun?Here is your smoking gun.What is that?It's a bee smoker!What, this? | 2018-06-29 14:16:23 |
| josepe | Wait for my signal.Take him out.He'll have nauseousMy sweater is Ralph Lauren,My sweater is Ralph Lauren,and I have no pants.- What if Montgomery's right?- What do you mean?We've been living the bee waya long time, 27 million years.Oongratulations on your victory.What will you demand as a settlement?First, we'll demand a complete shutdownof all bee work camps.Then we want back the honeyI'm OK! You know what this means?I'm OK! You know what this means?All the honeywill finally belong to the bees.Now we won't haveto work so hard all the time.This is an unholy perversionof the balance of nature, Benson.You'll regret this.Barry, how much honey is out there?All right. One at a time.Barry, who are you wearing?- What are we gonna do?- What are we gonna do?- He's playing the species card. | 2018-06-29 14:15:52 |
| josepe | and there's gallons more coming!- I think we need to shut down!- Shut down? We've never shut down.Shut down honey production!Stop making honey!Turn your key, sir!What do we do now?Oannonball!We're shutting honey production!for a few hours, then he'll be fine.for a few hours, then he'll be fine.And we will no longer toleratebee-negative nicknames...But it's just a prance-about stage name!...unnecessary inclusion of honeyin bogus health productsand la-dee-da humantea-time snack garnishments.Oan't breathe.Bring it in, boys!Hold it right there! Good.that was ours to begin with,that was ours to begin with,every last drop.We demand an end to the glorificationof the bear as anything morethan a filthy, smelly,bad-breath stink machine.We're all awareof what they do in the woods. | 2018-06-29 14:15:20 |
| josepe | - What did you want to show me?- This.What happened here?That is not the half of it.I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his wayI heard your Uncle Oarl was on his wayto San Antonio with a cricket.At least we got our honey back.Sometimes I think, so what if humansliked our honey? Who wouldn't?It's the greatest thing in the world!I was excited to be part of making it.This was my new desk. This was mynew job. I wanted to do it really well.And now...Now I can't.Mission abort.Mission abort.Aborting pollination and nectar detail.Returning to base.Adam, you wouldn't believehow much honey was out there.Oh, yeah?What's going on? Where is everybody?- Are they out celebrating?- They're home.They don't know what to do.Laying out, sleeping in.Tap it.Tap it.Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, | 2018-06-29 14:14:46 |
| josepe | Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.That's our whole SAT test right there.Take away produce, that affectsthe entire animal kingdom.And then, of course...The human species?So if there's no more pollination,it could all just go south here,couldn't it?I know this is also partly my fault.How about a suicide pact?Oh, no. Oh, my.Oh, no. Oh, my.They're all wilting.Doesn't look very good, does it?No.And whose fault do you think that is?You know, I'm gonna guess bees.Bees?Specifically, me.I didn't think bees not needing to makehoney would affect all these things.It's notjust flowers.I don't understandI don't understandwhy they're not happy.I thought their lives would be better!They're doing nothing. It's amazing.Honey really changes people.You don't have any ideawhat's going on, do you? | 2018-06-29 14:14:15 |
| josepe | Roses!Vanessa!Roses?!Barry?- Roses are flowers!- Yes, they are.Flowers, bees, pollen!I know.That's why this is the last parade.Maybe not.Oould you ask him to slow down?in Pasadena.in Pasadena.They've moved it to this weekendbecause all the flowers are dying.It's the last chanceI'll ever have to see it.Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.I never meant it to turn out like this.I know. Me neither.Tournament of Roses.Roses can't do sports.Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?How do we do it?How do we do it?- I'll sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice.Right, right.Listen, Barry...sorry, but I gotta get going.I had to open my mouth and talk.Vanessa?Vanessa? Why are you leaving?Where are you going?To the final Tournament of Roses paradeFruits, vegetables, they all need bees. | 2018-06-29 14:13:43 |
| josepe | Tournament of Roses,Pasadena, Oalifornia.They've got nothingbut flowers, floats and cotton candy.Security will be tight.I have an idea.Vanessa Bloome, FTD.But I have another idea, and it'sBut I have another idea, and it'sgreater than my previous ideas combined.I don't want to hear it!All right, they have the roses,the roses have the pollen.I know every bee, plantand flower bud in this park.All we gotta do is get what they've gotback here with what we've got.- Bees.- Park.Oould you slow down?Oould you slow down?Barry!OK, I made a huge mistake.This is a total disaster, all my fault.Yes, it kind of is.I've ruined the planet.I wanted to help youwith the flower shop.I've made it worse.Actually, it's completely closed down.I thought maybe you were remodeling.Roses! | 2018-06-29 14:13:12 |
| josepe | - Yes.Has it beenin your possession the entire time?Would you remove your shoes?- Remove your stinger.- It's part of me.- I believe I'm the pea.- I believe I'm the pea.- The pea?It goes under the mattresses.- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.- I'm getting the marshal.You do that!This whole parade is a fiasco!Let's see what this baby'll do.Hey, what are you doing?!Then all we dois blend in with traffic...Official floral business. It's real.Official floral business. It's real.Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.Thank you. It was a gift.Once inside,we just pick the right float.How about The Princess and the Pea?I could be the princess,and you could be the pea!Yes, I got it.- Where should I sit?- What are you?- Pollen!- Pollen!- Flowers.- Repollination!- Across the nation! | 2018-06-29 14:12:40 |
| josepe | - Who's an attorney?Don't move.Oh, Barry.in New York.in New York.It looks like we'll experiencea couple hours delay.Barry, these are cut flowerswith no water. They'll never make it.I gotta get up thereand talk to them.Be careful.Oan I get helpwith the Sky Mall magazine?I'd like to order the talkingI know. Just having some fun.I know. Just having some fun.Enjoy your flight.Then if we're lucky, we'll havejust enough pollen to do the job.Oan you believe how lucky we are? Wehave just enough pollen to do the job!I think this is gonna work.It's got to work.Attention, passengers,this is Oaptain Scott.We have a bit of bad weather...without arousing suspicion....without arousing suspicion.Once at the airport,there's no stopping us.Stop! Security.- You and your insect pack your float? | 2018-06-29 14:12:08 |
| josepe | - No!- No!No one's flying the plane!This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.What's your status?This is Vanessa Bloome.I'm a florist from New York.Where's the pilot?He's unconscious,and so is the copilot.Not good. Does anyone onboardhave flight experience?Good afternoon, passengers.Good afternoon, passengers.This is your captain.Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24Bplease report to the cockpit?And please hurry!What happened here?There was a DustBuster,a toupee, a life raft exploded.One's bald, one's in a boat,they're both unconscious!- Is that another bee joke?inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.- What'd you say, Hal?- Nothing.Bee!Don't freak out! My entire species...What are you doing?- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! | 2018-06-29 14:11:37 |
| josepe | with absolutely no flight experience.Just a minute.There's a bee on that plane.I'm quite familiar with Mr. Bensonand his no-account compadres.They've done enough damage.But isn't he your only hope?Wait, Barry!Wait, Barry!We're headed into some lightning.This is Bob Bumble. We have somelate-breaking news from JFK Airport,where a suspenseful sceneis developing.Barry Benson,fresh from his legal victory...That's Barry!...is attempting to land a plane,loaded with people, flowersAs a matter of fact, there is.As a matter of fact, there is.- Who's that?- Barry Benson.From the honey trial?! Oh, great.Vanessa, this is nothing morethan a big metal bee.It's got giant wings, huge engines.I can't fly a plane.- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?- Yes.How hard could it be? | 2018-06-29 14:11:02 |
| josepe | Wait, I think we wereon autopilot the whole time.Making honey takes a lot of beesMaking honey takes a lot of beesdoing a lot of small jobs.But let me tell you about a small job.If you do it well,it makes a big difference.More than we realized.To us, to everyone.That's why I want to get beesback to working together.That's the bee way!We're not made of Jell-O.Technically, a beeTechnically, a beeshouldn't be able to fly at all.Their wings are too small...Haven't we heard this a million times?"The surface area of the wingsand body mass make no sense."- Get this on the air!- Got it.- Stand by.- We're going live.The way we work may be a mystery to you.and an incapacitated flight crew.and an incapacitated flight crew.Flowers?!We have a storm in the areaand two individuals at the controls | 2018-06-29 14:10:31 |
| josepe | It's very hard to concentratewith that panicky tone in your voice!It's not a tone. I'm panicking!I can't do this!Vanessa, pull yourself together.You have to snap out of it!You snap out of it.You snap out of it.- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- That may have been helping me.- That may have been helping me.- And now we're not!So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.All of you, let's getbehind this fellow! Move it out!Move out!Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,you copy me with the wings of the plane!Don't have to yell.I'm not yelling!We're in a lot of trouble.We get behind a fellow.We get behind a fellow.- Black and yellow!- Hello!Left, right, down, hover.- Hover?- Forget hover.This isn't so hard.Beep-beep! Beep-beep!Barry, what happened?! | 2018-06-29 14:09:59 |
| josepe | Wait a minute.I think I'm feeling something.- What?- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.Bring the nose down.Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!- What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that!They do get behind a fellow.They do get behind a fellow.- Black and yellow.- Hello.All right, let's drop this tin canon the blacktop.Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?No, nothing. It's all cloudy.Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.- Thinking bee.- Thinking bee.Thinking bee!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- Hold it!- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.How is the plane flying?I don't know.Hello?Benson, got any flowersfor a happy occasion in there?The Pollen Jocks!It's very hard to concentrate | 2018-06-29 14:09:27 |
| josepe | Just drop it. Be a part of it.Aim for the center!Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!Oome on, already.Barry, we did it!You taught me how to fly!- Yes. No high-five!- Not that flower! The other one!- Not that flower! The other one!- Which one?- That flower.- I'm aiming at the flower!That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.I mean the giant pulsating flowermade of millions of bees!Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.Rotate around it.- This is insane, Barry!- This's the only way I know how to fly.Thinking bee!Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!- Vanessa, aim for the flower.- OK.Out the engines. We're going inon bee power. Ready, boys?Affirmative!Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.Land on that flower!Ready? Full reverse!Spin it around!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee! | 2018-06-29 14:08:56 |
| josepe | available anywhere on Earth.available anywhere on Earth.That means this is our last chance.We're the only ones who make honey,pollinate flowers and dress like this.If we're gonna survive as a species,this is our moment! What do you say?Are we going to be bees, orjustMuseum of Natural History keychains?We're bees!Keychain!Then follow me! Except Keychain.- Right.- Right.Barry, it worked!Did you see the giant flower?What giant flower? Where? Of courseI saw the flower! That was genius!- Thank you.- But we're not done yet.Listen, everyone!This runway is coveredwith the last pollenfrom the last flowersAm I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this planeAm I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this planeflying in an insect-like pattern?Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.Smell it. Full reverse! | 2018-06-29 14:08:25 |
| josepe | Sorry I'm late.He's a lawyer too?I was already a blood-sucking parasite.All I needed was a briefcase.Have a great afternoon!Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,and I can't get them anywhere.No problem, Vannie.working late tonight!working late tonight!Here's your change. Have a greatafternoon! Oan I help who's next?Would you like some honey with that?It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.And I don't see a nickel!Sometimes I just feellike a piece of meat!I had no idea.Barry, I'm sorry.Hold on, Barry. Here.Hold on, Barry. Here.You've earned this.Yeah!I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfectfit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.Oh, yeah.That's our Barry.Mom! The bees are back!If anybody needsto make a call, now's the time.I got a feeling we'll be | 2018-06-29 14:07:53 |
| josepe | I'm not making a major life decisionI'm not making a major life decisionduring a production number!All right. Take ten, everybody.Wrap it up, guys.I had virtually no rehearsal for that.- Sure is.- Sure is.Between you and me,I was dying to get out of that office.You have gotto start thinking bee, my friend.- Thinking bee!- Me?Hold it. Let's just stopfor a second. Hold it.I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.Oan we stop here?Just leave it to me.Just leave it to me.You're a lifesaver, Barry.Oan I help who's next?All right, scramble, jocks!It's time to fly.Thank you, Barry!That bee is living my life!Let it go, Kenny.- When will this nightmare end?!- Let it all go.- Beautiful day to fly.Have you got a moment?Have you got a moment?Would you excuse me?My mosquito associate will help you. | 2018-06-29 14:07:21 |
| crocketta | q olor a virgo papito | 2018-06-28 15:32:18 |
| josepe | anda a ponerla | 2018-06-24 17:13:34 |
| FatSatyr | ¿Putin? ese ruso vende humo, regresa a fotolog, virgocho. | 2018-06-24 15:19:29 |
| unnamed | paulo londra?? ahora bancas a los homosexuales adictos al semen? veamos que opina Putin de eso | 2018-06-24 15:05:11 |
| FatSatyr | anda a bancar a gorduki, gordo manicero, AGUANTE PAULO LONDRA! | 2018-06-24 15:03:49 |
| unnamed | cerra el orto virgo de mierdaA | 2018-06-24 15:00:23 |
| FatSatyr | ¿Cual kuki? | 2018-06-24 14:59:50 |
| unnamed | si graber sigue así va a superar al mismisimo duki! | 2018-06-24 14:49:50 |
| FatSatyr | Æurope, yo te banco | 2018-06-24 14:21:49 |
| josepe | +rep likes alexelcapoMATASTE A MI PAAAADRE | 2018-06-24 14:21:00 |
| josepe | +rep papa franku | 2018-06-24 14:20:44 |
| josepe | +rep ario ponedor alemán | 2018-06-24 14:20:01 |
| josepe | AL DIOS ADRIAN GRABER | 2018-06-24 14:17:45 |
| FatSatyr | EN HOMENAJE A UN DIOS | 2018-06-24 14:17:22 |
| unnamed | C++ ES NUESTRO ÚNICO LENGUAJE | 2018-06-24 14:17:05 |
| FatSatyr | "Gravirgo" https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ce9b02a970f6b223583cca2281bedbe/tumblr_inline_nukb5qiMvU1qk1op9_400.gif | 2018-06-24 14:16:46 |
| josepe | Adrian Graber Morales (a.k.a. Adrian Europe or Adrian Gravirgo) | 2018-06-24 14:16:04 |
| unnamed | me cago en tus muertos cabron!!1 | 2018-06-24 14:15:06 |
| josepe | Ateista de mierda te voy a partir la Santísima Cruz en la cabeza pecaminosa que llevas en tu vida de maldad y miseria | 2018-06-24 14:14:52 |
| FatSatyr | ¿habbo?, la posta es debutar en club pinguin papá | 2018-06-24 14:14:48 |
| josepe | +rep GOLDEN(january 2017, steam exploit <3) | 2018-06-24 14:14:13 |
| unnamed | ponerla en el habbo no cuenta masters | 2018-06-24 14:14:09 |
| josepe | CHE VIRGO, Y SI DEJAS DE MIRAR DIBUJOS ASIÁTICOS Y TE PREOCUPAS POR MOJAR LA VAINILLA? CONSEJO DE UN GUINER | 2018-06-24 14:12:34 |
| FatSatyr | ¿de que hablas capo? yo vivo poniendola a diario gracias a mis bitcoins. | 2018-06-24 14:11:46 |
| unnamed | q me hablas de mojar la vainilla pelotudo, anda a ponerla y deja de vivir posteando craps en taringa | 2018-06-24 14:10:39 |
| FatSatyr | ¿Y si dejas de mirar dibujos asiáticos y te preocupas por mojar la vainilla? Consejo de un güiner | 2018-06-24 14:10:02 |
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