| Thicc Stallion | Hey son, it's your mom. I had to make a steam account just to connect with you. Wanted to let you know that your dad and I support you no matter what, anyways, dinner is ready please come down before it gets cold. Love, Mommy. | 2023-11-28 21:52:07 |
| Dook Of Inferno | I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. Now imagine my skillset and place me in a frat situation. I'm what you call a "Full Sender^TM" so yeah be ready for classes to be back in sesh. cuz imma be seshin and owning all the birds you bring home. | 2023-02-18 10:38:05 |
| POOPOO covered PP | Biggest DONG of the year winner 2K22. Congrats! | 2022-10-09 22:58:19 |
| Emmy Valk | WHY YOU DOING DIS AUWWAUWAUUWAWAUWUWWUUWUWAUTUAFUFAWWAWAWAWWAWAWArfaw | 2022-06-26 06:52:22 |
| WhiteCastle^#Retired.NoPC.cfg | down syndrome kiddo doesnt understand the differences between csgo, cs 1.6, cscz, cs source..... gg ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2022-04-29 04:16:04 |
| Goose | + rep completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my me in cs. probably has never seen grass | 2022-04-28 02:55:28 |
| Lapaul Don | hey add me id like to know what happened to bny i havent heard from him in so long and i went to his profile and theres a bunch of rips! | 2020-08-28 10:38:30 |
| sut | selling girth pm me | 2020-06-09 19:54:08 |
| screech | +rep One shot, one kill. No luck, just skill. | 2020-02-13 12:10:59 |
| Dook Of Inferno | I haven't been on steam in ages, especially ESEA. Friend randomly made me log in and check out my old profile, saw that you visited 4 days ago. It has been ages dawg, hope all is going well :) | 2020-01-23 23:37:08 |
| Dreamsz | cheating on face it lol, has 3k hrs, rip account | 2018-11-08 22:02:35 |
| BadMrFrags | This man has so much girth he doesn't use condoms he uses hefty bag | 2018-08-26 13:14:24 |
| BIG HONEY | Gotta agree with Girth here, after this guy got a 5 man collateral on dust 2 he sent everyone in the game a picture of his raw girth and I have never been right since. He told me he was selling 1 whole inch of girth per $4.20 and it was an offer I couldnt pass up. Very satisfied, I walked into my bosses office and slapped my newfound babys arm right down on his desk and he isntantly resigned and gave me immediate control of the company. 10/10 would recomend this product to a friend. | 2018-07-16 10:51:33 |
| GASTON'S BiCEPS | Recently purchased one full inch of girth from this man @ $4.20 an inch. Very satisfied with the results. I now walk around with thiccness and a sense of purpose, also my wife decided to bring her hot sister into the bedroom with us. 10/10 will be back to purchase more girth soon. | 2018-07-16 10:44:14 |
| DarkMatter | Hi, I can give my Vulcan AK-47 ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio | 2018-07-13 04:38:30 |
| GASTON'S BiCEPS | anyone else see this guys dong? Broke my neck having to do a double take. | 2018-03-16 11:23:00 |
| GASTON'S BiCEPS | suttoN^ more like suckiN^ | 2017-11-14 23:18:19 |
| woz | i need to talk with you. | 2017-08-02 18:58:13 |
| Dook Of Inferno | Long time no see buddy | 2017-01-07 04:14:06 |
| grumd | Interested in recruiting you to a team. Add me back | 2016-08-07 11:14:27 |
| -JQ- | legend | 2016-07-03 19:57:01 |
| iMpakT | best A-side player on Mirage NA | 2016-06-22 18:14:30 |
| oodles of poodIes eating noodIes | suttoN^ more like suckiN^ | 2016-05-07 17:07:56 |
| Zep | I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-04-07 01:07:00 |
| Zep | I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-04-07 01:06:54 |
| Zep | I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-04-07 01:06:46 |
| Dook Of Inferno | Accidentally removed you D: How's college going buddy | 2016-03-10 13:29:09 |
