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SteamID: STEAM_0:1:14682060
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/orrie/
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Creation: 2007-04-30 17:38:26 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 14:23:10
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Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
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| Orrie | 2023-03-31 21:45:31 [Estimated] |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/orrie/ | 2023-03-31 21:45:31 |
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| Orrie | Impossible. None of my mods touch the ascension perks. | 2024-06-19 09:40:51 |
| Svell Drengr | Howdy firstly thank you for the work!Secondly there is a slight problem with your UI overhauld dynamic + ethics and civics classic patch. It makes mastery of nature not show up in the ascnesion list for some reason. I've isolated and repeated the bug several times to make sure it was that mod. Any help you can provide would be appreciated. | 2024-06-18 17:47:34 |
| TheTinyGameBox | NVM I fixed everything | 2023-09-18 03:12:40 |
| TheTinyGameBox | I found the conflict...Its gigastructures | 2023-09-18 02:02:48 |
| TheTinyGameBox | Hey I play Stellaris and Use the UI over haul dynamics mods. And I always used the 36 slot one. I only recently came back to the game after a long hiatus. I am having problems with getting the 36 slots to work. I have tried following the load order in the mod Desc as I use UI overhaul. I then tried 108 Slots with dirty fix. The 36 with dirty fix, And as many possible combos I could. I don't think And mods I am useing conflic with it, as 1. I never had and problems with any mods in the past. And 2. the only mod that might conflic might be the planetary diversity mods. I will keep trying until I hear back | 2023-09-18 01:37:28 |
| dreamalot062 | Thank you Orrie. I'll try that | 2023-09-14 16:08:09 |
| Orrie | Resubscribe to the mods, as the workshop is rather slow at updating them at times. | 2023-09-14 16:04:30 |
| dreamalot062 | btw Sorry for the long annoying message | 2023-09-14 15:57:58 |
| dreamalot062 | Hey man, I've been using UI overhaul for a long time now and it's been a massive improvment to the game experience. I was playing with it on during the last update. 3.8 and everything was fine until 3.9. I see that the mod was updated recently, but for some reason my game wont start with it on. I noticed this for several mods that worked in previous version. They're all up to date and have never conflicted, but after the 3.9 update it seems the game wont load. I'm using the exact mods I used the last update and they're all up to date aswell. Just wondering if you had any insight on the issue. Thanks | 2023-09-14 15:57:09 |
| Orrie | The workshop's default state is chaos and restlessness.It'll eat you up! | 2023-05-11 07:03:28 |
| Friendly Doge | Tried to calm em down, sry for touching your mod ^^ | 2023-05-11 07:00:55 |
| GR Zuuki | Appreciate the update to UI overhaul Dynamics, me and my friends love stellaris and cant live without your UI xoxo | 2023-04-26 12:20:42 |
| Makk | Hello! I uploaded a UI mod that was originally intended for my own use. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2956485696 It is based on some or most of the code from your mod. Therefore, I would like to add you as a contributor by adding you as a friend on Steam. Thank you! | 2023-04-02 09:00:50 |
| OlegY | Hello Orrie, i made few mods for providing support between 60 Building Slots - 108 Building slots and Production Revolution.Link to thier collection - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2951472711 If you want you can mention them or integrate them in your respective mods with mentioning me.Writing this not because want to promote them or something like this.It is really quite hard to link Production Revolution and problems in work of your mods, can take hours for regular user, not mentioning fixing this.Plus PR is quite popular mod and i think scenarios where player have only one planet(like Frameworld) for everything not uncommon.Have a good day/night/whatever :)) | 2023-03-24 08:59:20 |
| Zenathano | Praise this individual for retaining older versions of their mods :))) | 2022-10-11 19:43:18 |
| Orrie | Join the Stellaris modding discord. | 2022-08-31 12:52:33 |
| Commander Ashfield | Orrie, I hope you'll forgive me, I forgot to ask you permission to post my discord for mod help on your UI Overhaul mod's comment page. I did so for other's looking for direct help when you're not available. Sorry for not asking first. | 2022-08-04 07:18:01 |
| hdm_662 | thank you so much for adding more ascension slots to your ui overhaul. i always play with extended stellaris traditions but i never have enough ascension slots. | 2022-04-24 11:05:54 |
| Orrie | I got one running here; https://www.patreon.com/orrie_mods 👍👍 | 2022-01-03 20:50:11 |
| attean | Thanks man! Do you have a Patreon or something? I went to report a bug in UI Dynamic Overhaul and you'd already fixed it. | 2022-01-03 19:19:55 |
| Eli | Thanks for being awesome and making Stellaris more awesome.Peace in your life brother. | 2021-10-06 16:31:31 |
| Cephei | Hey man, thanks for making my stellaris sessions fun! | 2021-09-29 23:47:49 |
| Swarley | hey, thx for Stellaris mods! | 2021-09-19 07:00:52 |
| Valoneu | Hello Orrie. Can you do mod that adds more ascension perks bcs i need like twice as much as you have in your more ascension perks mod. :) | 2021-08-25 09:56:35 |
| Coulson | Yes Sir! | 2021-07-14 02:20:43 |
| Orrie | Not interested. If you want people to use it, place it as a required item. | 2021-07-13 22:29:50 |
| Coulson | Hey Orrie! I want to talk with you about adding your mod UI Overhaul Dynamic into Stellaris: Reborn III | 2021-07-13 09:00:01 |
| kocour Azrael | Ah, you are right, excuse... it's little confusing that it have to be tier II. | 2021-04-18 04:23:32 |
| Orrie | My UI doesn't change game logic, so if you're having game issues, it's some other mod. | 2021-04-18 03:54:10 |
| kocour Azrael | btw i understand if you tell that there is no difference between Czechs, Slovaks and Polish. Butt i can take comparisian with Austrians as an offense. ;) Czech has only the same cousine with Austrian villagers :p | 2021-04-18 03:02:41 |
| kocour Azrael | Hi, I have tested actualization of dynamic overhaul vs 3.0.1 and I have tracked issue on specialization on consumer goods/alloys to your addons ;)I expect change of jobs when specialized building is builthowever no change has been performed ;)steps: clear addons with possible impact on technology or buildingsHave planet with industry districtbuild specialized buildingexpected - all jobs are the same as specialized buildingactual - there has been added only 2 jobs from specialized building to the district jobs | 2021-04-18 02:57:11 |
| Gott strafe Russland | Hey, as long as you don't lump us in with the French...! | 2021-04-09 17:13:44 |
| Orrie | As there are no differences between Germans, Austrian, Luxembourgers, Dutch and Czech. :^) | 2021-04-09 16:18:08 |
| Gott strafe Russland | I am just here to tell you, that there is no difference between Finns, Norwegians, Swedes and Danes :^) | 2021-04-09 04:04:23 |
| Godsgrief | sarcasm much? | 2020-09-04 16:28:12 |
| Orrie | Thanks simp. | 2020-09-04 05:53:24 |
| Godsgrief | jk, thnx for mod tho | 2020-09-03 22:32:54 |
| Godsgrief | yes i got a ♥♥♥♥ boy to actually answer me that was easy | 2020-09-03 22:30:48 |
| Orrie | Exemplary display of proper etiquette. 👍 | 2020-09-03 22:23:00 |
| Godsgrief | hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ head | 2020-09-03 22:12:31 |
| 故事的小黄花 | Thank you for your UI Overhaul Dynamic ! | 2020-08-30 08:35:01 |
| TurtleShroom | ＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞ ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´”REJOICE, FOR YOUR PAGE HAS BEEN VISITED BY THE LENNY BIRDBLESSINGS AND SILLY FOREIGN EMOTICONS WILL NOW FIND YOU | 2020-08-27 12:29:31 |
| Xazel | Hello, I want to know if a French localisation , will interest you. I have a free time to make them for your mods. If you are interested add me. | 2020-07-24 11:40:46 |
| Rindera | HI. I'm the author of Russian localisation fix mod. I saw that you have Russian strings for mod version and credits and there are some issues. I fixed it and I would like to send you the file. This will also help me to add your credits to the frontend.gui properly. So accept the friend request please. | 2020-05-18 02:08:02 |
| Orrie | Kind words my friend. | 2020-03-24 21:04:08 |
| Anubis | Awesome mods, and thank you for being so timely with the updates. | 2020-03-24 18:05:09 |
| Davi | Just what I was looking for! Thank you! | 2020-03-21 21:01:37 |
| Orrie | Check this one out: https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2027250804 | 2020-03-21 20:53:37 |
| Davi | Hey, would you mind making a small patch for Stellaris Immortal and your UI Overhaul Dynamic? You see SI only has 4 building slots and it adds a lot more districts. All that would need changing is to just swap positions of buildings with districts in your UI mod and maybe a little spacing/resizing so that you can see all of the districts without having to scroll down. Please consider.Have a nice day :) | 2020-03-21 19:35:54 |
| Adieuk | Thank you for your help | 2020-01-22 05:58:24 |
| Orrie | You're missing Planetary Diversity - Exotic Worlds: https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1732437279 if you're gonna use Planetary Diversity.The other PD submods are pretty good too;More Arcologies - https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1732447147 Unique Worlds - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1740165239 Reworked Habitability - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1807850864 Besides from that, I don't really play with more mods than that, as I often play on ironman for achievement runs. :) | 2020-01-22 05:56:07 |
| Adieuk | This is what I have done so far for my Collection What other of your mods would you recommend https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1970570090 | 2020-01-22 05:52:48 |
| Orrie | I usually put them all in either one of these:Main pack: https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1619237249 Patches pack: https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1680652232 Also thanks! | 2020-01-22 05:34:43 |
| Adieuk | I love your UI mods for Stellaris will you be doing a Collection pack for them | 2020-01-22 05:29:42 |
| styx.90 | Good evening! Please tell me how to change the color? after installing this mod, for some reason it turned gray ....I mean the color UI Overhaul Dynamic.... | 2020-01-07 12:36:51 |
| Greeting-live | Hey, are you going to update yout mod six doctrines with reformation. It's no longer working | 2019-10-24 03:01:53 |
| Orrie | Should've asked that in the mod page.The game only does what it is told, and I'm not telling it that the mod supports 2.4, which it does.How I what Jurassic Park? | 2019-10-12 21:40:22 |
| TRON | And another question. How did you come to the old Jurassic park Picture ?? | 2019-10-12 14:40:19 |
| TRON | Hey Orrie,I read that you should ignore the incompatible message from ui Dynamic.But why does the launcher not recognize that you've updated the mod?LG from Germany. | 2019-10-12 14:38:03 |
| relytor | @Orrie, I would appreciate if if you had the time and were willing to put your Stellaris UI experience to help me solve a minor UI issue. If you look at my https://steamcommunity.com/id/relytor/screenshots/ , you'll see my planets overlap on screen load, but then are fine once you begin to scroll. Vanilla bug, or am I doing something wrong? The mod is https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1837977677 . | 2019-08-18 13:54:09 |
| Himmelganger | Hei der, ville bare si takk for Stellaris Modene du har lagd :) | 2019-03-10 16:43:19 |
| HEL-VR | +REP Great squadmate and fun to play with | 2019-02-21 14:41:52 |
| Police grill | Bloody unbelievable, you! | 2018-04-10 12:11:16 |
| prassel | ♥♥♥ | 2018-04-10 11:50:54 |
| Intumesce | There he is. There he flies again. Look, everyone! He waved the gun around once again! Isn't he just the biggest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your magnificent jacked frame crashing every plane, lit by your opened air lock which is the only source of light on your plane, giggling like a big guy as you once again beat a hooded Bane henchman up and fill in the flight plan. Or maybe you don't even shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Maybe you're such an incompetent CIA agent that you actually paid for a Gucci belt, so you could choose your power stance. Oh, and we all know the mercenary. | 2017-12-12 11:01:34 |
| Intumesce | The "masketta man." This is part of your plan, isn't it? I imagine you little guy flying so bad as you click it that you drop your brother in the wreckage, but it's ok, your agency will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You are a big guy. You are a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy, your mother is probably so proud for you already. So proud of rising fires for you all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, every day, for a mercenary who spends all his time behind a mask forging master plans. | 2017-12-12 11:01:27 |
| Intumesce | Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a wreckage brother or a mosquito man or something, and then you became CIA. A glorious CIA agent. She probably crashes herself a plane everyday thinking about how bad she flies and how she wishes she could just speak of the devil and appear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WILL YOU DIE?" You've become a big guy for your own self. And that's all you are. A big guy molded in the dark by himself as he prepares to turn a city into ashes for what its people have done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.FOR YOU. | 2017-12-12 11:01:16 |
| Intumesce | my iq isn't high enough to understand these comments, so im just going to beat my chest and grunt until you go away | 2017-11-27 15:15:40 |
| Intumesce | I called Sachiko ugly, so she tried to conjugate a marrriage and impregante herself with my seiki. Fortunately my seizoumalki is naturally conditioned to commit apoptosudoku when entering the SachSnatch.Unfortrantly the KONG is STRONG, and her egg devoured my seed like a chinese bitcomet user on a public tracker, so the unproductive cycle has continued. | 2017-10-11 02:37:51 |
| Intumesce | ko↑ko↓the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ begins to chuckleAa^~issunee^~the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laughs out loud, spewing cookie crumbs all over his deskTadokoro-san! Chotto, mazui desu yo!the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the roomIKISUGI IKU IKUThe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter114! 514!the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s heart explodes and he dies | 2017-10-01 09:09:08 |
| Intumesce | OI KOONO YAROOO*rolls up sleeves*NANI MITTENNO YO*breaks random window*YARUKI KA OMAE*audibly cracks knuckles*KORE HONMA NI YARITEE KAI*busts out the Kansai accent*OI KORA*takes off jacket*KORRRRRAAAAA*calls aniki for backup*TEMEEEEEE YO*readies stando*KAKATTE KOI YO*starts rolling Rs*TEMEE NO KAO BUTTTTSUKETE YARU ZE*rips shirt from muscle flexing*KOROSU ZO TEMEEEE YO*names a special move*YAREBA YARRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*goes super saiyan* | 2017-08-17 15:11:43 |
| Intumesce | If I was a millionaire I would pay a hooker for everyone here just so that we could maybe go a day without seeing "hurr durr mating press paizuri mommy uuh thicc which touhous toilet would you lick" on every single page on this profile. It's like everyonehere thinks with their ♥♥♥♥♥, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if they also typed their comments by slapping their ♥♥♥♥♥ on the keyboard. | 2017-08-12 05:14:55 |
| Intumesce | >Mom's breath smells like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ again Getting a little tired of this desu. | 2017-05-15 01:46:48 |
| Intumesce | Any nyc anons wanna get together for a porn out/fap party next weekend. there'll be booze weed condoms and dildoes and onaholes for us to share and im gonna be projecting hentai onto a wall.We had one last month and it was a lot of fun, even had a slideshow of porn going that everyone could contribute to using their phones. Reply to this post if this is something you'd be interested in. Most of us identify as bi and we jerked each other off and a few anons ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but there were straight guys as well and if youd rather not get touched thats totally fine too | 2017-04-27 11:09:17 |
| Intumesce | *becomes japanese* | 2017-04-18 16:32:00 |
| Intumesce | Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anon on here made some thread about eating anything he wanted to then suiciding when he became obeseI thought "hey that sounds like a good idea why the ♥♥♥♥ not" in my depressed stateand now I have gained 140 lbs in a year at 5 ft 6 for ♥♥♥♥ sakeI swear to ♥♥♥♥ I'm never coming on this site againBad influences | 2017-03-05 16:10:30 |
| Intumesce | Yes, yes, well done, DUDE, well done DUDE.HOWEVERLOOKS LIKE HIGH GROUND'S JUST BACK ON THE MENU FOR (You)nglings LMAO | 2017-03-03 17:29:04 |
| Intumesce | Anyways, Orrie, please listen to me. That it's really related to this comment.I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice."Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.Yosinoya should be a bloody place. | 2017-02-27 06:29:02 |
| Intumesce | That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.Women and children should screw off and stay home.Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." | 2017-02-27 06:29:00 |
| Intumesce | Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.I can't recommend it to amateurs.What this all really means, though, is that you, Orrie, should just stick with today's special. | 2017-02-27 06:28:50 |
| Intumesce | Hark ser Pavel, and good day,My Christian name is CIA.We journeyed to the meeting zone,But the doctor was not alone.I fear doctor this party ends,Our deal did not include your friends. Nay agent, you are incorrect.These men do not my life protect.Worry not, ser CIA.For these men you need not pay.Good ser, I plainly fail to see,What use these men would be to me.Well agent, these hooded knaves,Nearly put us in our graves.They laid in wait to spring their trap,Ser Pavel they aimed to kidnap.The rogue who set them on their task,Was the man who wears the mask.Surely you do not mean Bane?Alright, embark upon our plane.Our Lords in Langley I'll notify,That with the doctor we now fly. | 2017-02-15 20:26:42 |
| Intumesce | >still don't live next to a krokodil dealer in a comfy commieblock with carpeted walls and a kot I can't afford food for nor do I have a Lenin-worshipping babushka who keeps calling me bribing me with blini and adidas tracksuits to visit herI can't even squat without hurt feet and falling over and I've NEVER bashed a hohol or a pidor where the ♥♥♥♥ did life go so wrong | 2017-02-12 07:05:18 |
| Intumesce | >ejaculate>close 50 sissy hypno porn tabs and take off my sisters underwear>renounce my desire to become transgenderanyone else? | 2017-02-08 20:17:27 |
| Intumesce | I'm watching 9/11 videos on youtube, I do it from time to time, because I think it's comfy to watch the people's reaction to the event | 2017-02-06 18:06:28 |
| Kotooka | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXEy4mmpPvc | 2017-02-03 04:58:54 |
| Intumesce | yabby innit | 2017-01-31 06:10:19 |
| Intumesce | BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... | 2017-01-28 14:48:55 |
| Intumesce | BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFOh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... | 2017-01-28 14:48:52 |
| Kotooka | TFW Trump hasn't deported Shillary yet. | 2017-01-25 20:13:14 |
| Intumesce | >a full week into Trump presidency>NEET's still existWTF is taking so long? | 2017-01-25 18:01:54 |
| Intumesce | >just ♥♥♥♥ myself proposing to my gf | 2017-01-21 06:40:42 |
| Kotooka | Penis. | 2017-01-20 23:13:50 |
| Intumesce | *pulls up chair* Heh, what do we have here today.... *grins loudly* Morning is JUST right for me to give the wagies an early reminder. *lights a cig* Looks like it's time to post another one of my NEET pictures to really stick it to 'em... *shovels cold pizza into my mouth* Which board will I post to today? Hmmm... I think I'll remind /v/ right now and /r9k/ later, the usual. *belches loudly* I have all the time in the world! So it truely doesn't matter. I hope they think about this when they're smiling for Mr. Nosestein in a few. *yawns* looks like it's time for me to sleep for the night. I'll check on my thread in the archive later, hope all those wagies have fun, hahaha *COUGH*. | 2017-01-20 20:40:16 |
| Kotooka | Cream filled Orrie-O. | 2017-01-09 03:58:27 |
| Intumesce | Say that again and me and periwinkle will strangulate your cat with your intestines, blow up your house, throw dog sht at your pillow then murder you and set your lifeless body on fireDON'T TEST ME ಠ______ಠ | 2017-01-07 20:45:48 |
| Intumesce | *farts on u*happy nu year :DDDD | 2016-12-31 19:16:50 |
| Intumesce | Am I a virgin if I watch my girlfriend get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on a daily basis? Granted, we haven't had sex yet, but I often use my mouth to clean her ♥♥♥♥♥ when she comes home from Rinkeby. I asked her if she wanted to move there but she likes it more here in central Stockholm, so that she can simply take the subway to the suburbs when she needs some real ♥♥♥♥. | 2016-12-19 09:59:57 |
| Intumesce | I made a terrible mistakeI haven't taken drugs in years but I just bought some weed from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ After I came and we went for round 2 I didn't use a condomI literally risked my life for sexIf I have aids now there's no reason to life anymore | 2016-12-18 14:34:47 |
| Intumesce | as it turns out, sucking ♥♥♥♥ all day gets you nothing but a mouthful of ♥♥♥ | 2016-12-12 19:49:40 |
| Intumesce | Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to zed people?So my favourite race has to be the zed folk. Whenever I play Killing Floor 2 I always play as a female zed girl. I have this weird thing / fetish where I put on clothes and armour whenever I'm near other npcs but when I'm in the wild I like to just unequip all my clothes. Whenever I see my zed avatar without clothes I get really excited.Is this normal? should I be seeking help? I've heard that its normal to be sexually attracted to vidya game sprites and models even if they're half clones. | 2016-11-22 18:31:31 |
| Intumesce | have you ever tasted frozen ♥♥♥? | 2016-11-11 10:17:13 |
| Intumesce | pls rember that wen u feel calm or excitednever forget ttimes wen u feeled sadwen day is bright alway rember sad day | 2016-11-07 08:32:33 |
| Intumesce | >House mates had a meeting to find out who was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the sink>They now know it was me | 2016-11-06 16:49:47 |
| Whazze CEL | >not coming home | 2016-11-03 11:33:33 |
| Kotooka | xd | 2016-10-31 04:50:16 |
| Intumesce | we get it, u vap dankmemes autism cringe meme memes autistic nicememe lmao lol kek lmfao cancer filthyfrank 4chan ayylmao weeaboo anime vaporwave wtf fnaf jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams johncena papafranku edgy mlg kidzbop vape vapelife | 2016-10-24 07:57:06 |
| Intumesce | prostat adrenalin :DDDDDD | 2016-10-20 21:25:32 |
| Intumesce | Anime :D cannabis sativa :D mushrooms :D ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :D homosexuals :D | 2016-10-17 13:04:33 |
| Intumesce | all i want is to die from the sweet sweet ass exhausts from a cute girl who farts in my face until i suffocate | 2016-10-16 21:07:53 |
| Intumesce | XD LELELELE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥UKKENEPICPIC>le twidder screnshots what did he mean by thisWEWUZKANGZ N ♥♥♥♥♥>le goldenface ♥♥♥♥ thread MEME i love it xP if you don't respond ur mum will dead tonight ^_^OLOLOLOL LE #SJW #CuCK #♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ #BLACKED #CAN'T #STUMP #GG #NYS #LE #ETHICS #IN #GAEMS #JURNO #XDXDXDXDDELETE THISSIDES ARE LE GONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LE FUG BENIS LE TIPS LE TIPPY TIP TOP FEDORA WEEEWWW WEW XDD WEW LADDY UR MAD BROOOOO UR SOOOOO MAAAAAAADDDD LE IRONY IS LE BESTEST HUMOR XDD I LOV IRONY AND LE BIG BANG THEORY BAZINGA IT LE KILLS MY LELES I LOVE POOPY ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I WANT A BLACK ♥♥♥♥*unsheathes katana*wellllllllll m’goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat, but wacht this !!!!*charges up energy**goes super sainant**farts**raises paw*hhmmmmmmmmm....... | 2016-10-12 07:47:47 |
| Intumesce | HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY ♥♥♥♥whatr the HELLWHATA ♥♥♥♥ MAN xDi just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laughxDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2016-10-12 07:09:48 |
| Intumesce | hi everyone my names kelli im 23 birthday is july 27 im a big fan of anime manga games japan key animals god asia art but cartoons mostly orcas orcas are one of a kind animals they stay with there mothers for life even the males but in captivity they are taken way from them seaworld sucks orcas die way younger have bad teeth etc my fav orcas are keiko lolita tilikum shouka kim 2 bingo orkid hugo takara kalina i hope lolita whos 52 can be sent back to her mother ocean sun whos 88 and leader of the L pod | 2016-10-09 09:23:27 |
| Intumesce | Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* | 2016-09-30 19:56:19 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/Ioiobi5.jpg | 2016-09-29 13:50:33 |
| Intumesce | >been eating 20,000K calories a day for 3 years>most of which sugar and fats>finally feeling memory loss, energy drops and pains in the ches/headits worked ladssoon it will be all over | 2016-09-29 11:33:26 |
| Intumesce | A 35kg Flan travelling at 26m/s collides with a stationary 38kg Remi. What is Remi's velocity immediately after the collision? Assume that the collision is fully elastic, and that the SDM's carpeting is frictionless due to evil youkai magic. | 2016-09-28 05:59:19 |
| Intumesce | SHARTINMART | 2016-09-27 20:15:41 |
| Intumesce | in an parallel universe we are all cute 2d girls who love each other and are happy forever.how does that make you feel? | 2016-09-27 16:55:23 |
| Intumesce | I want Shiburin to murder me! | 2016-09-27 13:47:50 |
| Intumesce | I want you to reread what you wrote here, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go to the nearest set of stairs and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fling yourself as hard as you can into the wall about 6 feet from the top steps. If by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miracle you are still able to move around/think clearly I want you to just start shrieking at the top of your lungs until someone calls 911 and the police arrive. When they start questioning you I want you to growl like the deranged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ animal you are, and lunge for the closest police officers gun. Then, and only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then, will you have a shot at redemption. May god have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mercy on your soul... because I sure as ♥♥♥♥ wont. | 2016-09-25 20:59:43 |
| Intumesce | SOOOOOO $TONED💨💨 ♥♥♥♥ 🖕👦🖕 MAN 👦👦👦 AW 😦 $HIT💩 👊👊 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🙌👋🏿 HELLA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 6⃣6⃣6⃣ ODD FUTURE 📡📡 MAN 👦👦👦 BRO 💪 CHECK THIS ⬆ OUT 🏎🏍 MY SWAG👀👀 WITH THE WHAT 😅 WHOLE 666 420 🌿🍁 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET 💰💰💰 DOLLA SMOKE 💨 WEED 🌿🍁 EVERY DAY 💴💵CASH💸💸 🏦🏦 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 MARIJUANA🔥🔥 CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A 🅰️🅰️🅰️.M Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY😤😤😤 GANJA 420 🌿🍁 ♥♥♥♥ 💩 PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL 💠💠💠 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' WEED 🌿🍁 | 2016-09-25 20:55:25 |
| Intumesce | 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️ | 2016-09-25 20:52:49 |
| Intumesce | Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇ for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕 I drink them!💦 I slurp them! 💦I swallow them whole💦It makes daddy💘😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💞 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦, 3 cummy💦, 4💦 I'm💘 daddy's💘 👑princess👑 but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💜 He makes me feel squishy!💗He makes me feel good!❤💘He makes me feel everything a little should!💘~ 💘💘💘👑💦Wa-What!😍 | 2016-09-25 20:52:45 |
| Intumesce | greatest meme wall on a steam profile ever tbqhwyfam | 2016-09-25 20:23:42 |
| Intumesce | Ha Ha, Do You Like Epic May Mays? Let Me Tell You All About Epic May Mays. On This Place Called Reddit, The Most Hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Epic Place On The Web (AKA Internet), May Mays Are Every Where. You Should Check It Out If You Are Into Epic May Mays And Aare A May May Connoisseur Like Le Me. Every Waking Day Of My Life I Search For More May Mays To Devour And Increase My Memeousity. I Have Seen Over Twenty May Mays, And That's Not Counting The Movies. My Favorite Meme Is The Rage Face Monkey Trouble. When Something Goes Wrong, Monkey Trouble Goes ALL MONKEY TROUBLE And Gets Shocked. A New May May I'm Fond Of Is PS3 Has No Games. You Should Check It Out, It's Pretty Epic. Spurdo Spurdre Is Cool One Too, He Is Pedophilic Bear Only Funnier And From Norway.Rock On Memer! | 2016-09-10 08:15:11 |
| Intumesce | Huh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...HERE! BOING!AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway! | 2016-08-28 06:14:46 |
| Intumesce | S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Crikes, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW! | 2016-08-28 06:14:43 |
| Intumesce | *brrrrraaaaaapppppppppppfffffffffrrrrrrppppttttttttttttttttffffsssss**BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPP**brrrrppppbbbllllooooooorrrppoff* | 2016-08-22 08:19:13 |
| Intumesce | does anyone else find that old ♥♥♥ rags smell like animal crackers or is it just me? | 2016-08-18 19:40:35 |
| Intumesce | If you have never dreamed about a Japanese girl projectile ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your wide open mouth you are NOT an aficionado. | 2016-08-16 18:13:59 |
| Intumesce | I WANT YOU TO FILL MY BELLY WITH YOUR PISS, I WANT YOU TO FORCE ME TO EAT MY OWN ♥♥♥ AND I WANT YOU TO FORCE ME TO LICK YOUR ARMPITS. I WANT YOU TO FART AT ME, I WANT YOU TO MIX YOUR MILK AND ♥♥♥ WITH YOUR POOP AND MY SEMEN AND THEN FORCE ME TO EAT IT. I WANT YOU TO BEND ME OVER AND ♥♥♥♥ MY TIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH A HUGE ♥♥♥♥-COVERED DILDO. | 2016-08-10 12:33:30 |
| Intumesce | things that matter to me:my gf, korea, my real life friends, my friends in the japanese thread, my cat, my hypno level 620 | 2016-08-06 19:10:29 |
| Intumesce | You should answer your phone, Orrie. Your boss is trying to call you. He says you need to work the entire weekend without pay or you are fired. Chop chop. Another day, another dollar | 2016-08-06 08:11:31 |
| Intumesce | ORRIEEEEEEE GEEMU GEEMUORRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! GEEEEMUUUUUU | 2016-07-31 18:36:07 |
| Intumesce | >mom found the ♥♥♥ colosseum | 2016-07-27 06:10:20 |
| Intumesce | Just me and me dad, hanging out I got pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ knackered so I started to spit the dummy He asked if I was down ⬇for some dad bush tucker and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ♥♥♥♥♥♥ snag! Yeah! Yeah! I skull them! I slurp them! I swallow the ♥♥♥♥♥ whole It makes me dad grin like a shot fox so it's my only goal... Harder ♥♥♥♥! Harder ♥♥♥♥! 1 cheeky root, 2 cheeky roots, 3 roots, 4 I'm me dad's slag but I'm also a pooftah! He makes me feel like a real soft ♥♥♥♥!He makes me feel ace! He makes me feel everything a little poof should!~ N-noice!! | 2016-07-25 09:07:14 |
| Intumesce | my memes are ironicmy depression is chronic | 2016-06-24 11:22:34 |
| Intumesce | 🔫 ☀️ 🔫 ☀️ 🔫 ☀️ 🔫 ☀️ 🔫 ☀️ 🔫 ☀️ high noon high nOon ☀️ thats 🔫 some high 🔫 🔫 noon right 🔫🔫there 🔫🔫🔫 high ☀️ noon ☀️☀️ | 2016-06-19 12:59:16 |
| Intumesce | hello dankness my old friendI've come to meme with you again | 2016-06-17 21:21:28 |
| Intumesce | The depth of the Plane Scene is staggering. For example, only analyzing the conflicts within the Plane Scene would encompass at least the battle between good vs evil, terrorism vs the CIA, big vs small, master plan vs flight plan, control vs chaos etc. Nolan also takes the opportunity to explore in depth the idea of love. For example, CIA's initial carefree stance soon changes to frustration and sexual tension when he interrogates Bane, which then escalates to an unrestrained fistfight between Bane and CIA reminiscent of sexual passion. The anguished expression on CIA's face at the end of this fight could be interpreted as signifying climax. Regardless of personal belief, the richness of Nolan's Plane Scene allows for potentially endless cinematic analysis. | 2016-06-17 12:39:46 |
| Intumesce | fake neetfake lolifake existence | 2016-06-16 19:02:02 |
| Intumesce | >the waitress found my ♥♥♥ trumpet | 2016-06-15 23:23:00 |
| Intumesce | >it's another 'dad wakes up in the middle of the night running around the house, crying, and screaming out his mates names because he still thinks he's in vietnam' episode | 2016-06-15 21:26:36 |
| Intumesce | I can only fap once a day.Its tiresome to wait for your ♥♥♥♥ recharge while you're doing nothing all day since you're a NEET and Hikki. | 2016-06-14 21:01:39 |
| Kotooka | Gay | 2016-06-09 19:58:38 |
| Intumesce | I wanna licc the thicc | 2016-06-08 18:37:24 |
| Intumesce | I went to the zoo and started calling all the kangaroos '♥♥♥♥♥', and some lady got offended so I threateningly said 'can't handle the banter, ♥♥♥♥?'my friends think I'm a loon now | 2016-06-06 01:02:35 |
| Kotooka | deadead | 2016-06-05 14:34:47 |
| Intumesce | times are grim when even cuckposters are calling each other racist because one of them prefers black ♥♥♥♥ over brown ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-06-05 13:59:22 |
| Kotooka | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=975oMBaK9gM | 2016-06-05 05:49:27 |
| Intumesce | i don't know why, but my crusty ♥♥♥ rag smells like oranges, so i just wipe my desk off with it and throw it back on the floor. i don't eat anything healthy, so i don't know what's causing it, but making your own air freshener is sort of cool. | 2016-06-05 05:34:54 |
| Kotooka | http://i.imgur.com/Qv5K6sl.png | 2016-06-04 03:36:58 |
| Intumesce | POTENTIALLY sign me the F*** up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average ♥♥♥♥ modera̷̶te ♥♥♥♥ 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋♥♥♥♥ right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-06-04 02:53:11 |
| Kotooka | You're gay KID. | 2016-06-03 03:06:02 |
| Intumesce | I love the taste and smell of oranges and I find this a bit arousing. | 2016-06-03 02:29:20 |
| Intumesce | this isn't some kind of weird diaper fetish topic but…does anyone here ever lay in bed and just imagine/fantasize about being a little baby all cuddledup in a crib with a bunch of stuffed animals and toys? You have a succubus slave subserviant to your will at so much of a whimper if your diaper getswet, she feeds you as much as you want and to top that off she is proud of her little man and has zero expectations besides you simply being a cutebaby to her because succubi are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird and are programmed to think babies are cute. | 2016-06-01 18:33:09 |
| Kotooka | U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A | 2016-05-31 15:10:57 |
| Kotooka | U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A | 2016-05-31 15:10:55 |
| Kotooka | U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A | 2016-05-31 15:10:49 |
| Kotooka | U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A | 2016-05-31 15:10:46 |
| Kotooka | U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A | 2016-05-31 15:10:44 |
| Kotooka | U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A | 2016-05-31 15:10:42 |
| Intumesce | hello where is the finnish boipucci :D:D:D:D:D::D | 2016-05-31 14:49:29 |
| Kotooka | U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A | 2016-05-31 04:43:39 |
| Intumesce | Back in 2013, I was in my room and my mom opened the door and caught me masturbating to latex corset incest. She screamed bloody murder and took me to a psychologist, Being the autistic that I am admitted to also having furry, vore, guro, and a ♥♥♥♥ load of rule 34 of kid shows like caillou and mlp, safe to say that wasn't a very good day for me | 2016-05-31 00:51:14 |
| Kotooka | Pen Island | 2016-05-30 23:58:45 |
| Intumesce | durrrrrrrrrrrr... wagieeeeeeeeeeeee, wage wage haha wage. dur dur durrr! durrrr XDD DURRR DURRRR DURRRRR | 2016-05-30 23:42:05 |
| Kotooka | Onee "Paying the Bills with Vaginal Skills" Chan | 2016-05-24 14:17:43 |
| Kotooka | Hey, I like walls. I pay for that wall. It's a good wall. | 2016-05-24 00:35:08 |
| Kotooka | Gross, Swedes. | 2016-05-23 13:02:14 |
| Intumesce | ATTENTION ALL STEAM COMMENTERS!!!! FINLAND MENTIONED!!!! COMMENCE DISGUSSIONS ABOUT FUNLAND :D:D::DDDDDD | 2016-05-23 09:15:08 |
| Kotooka | Call me bb. | 2016-05-18 20:41:59 |
| Intumesce | IM CALLING CPS EVEN THOUGH IM IN MY 20S AND I SHOULD BE OUT OF THIS DAMN APARTMENT BY NOW | 2016-05-18 17:43:31 |
| Kotooka | gayay | 2016-05-18 14:01:22 |
| Intumesce | >draw a meme>call it a girlwhat the ♥♥♥♥ japan??? | 2016-05-18 12:08:55 |
| Intumesce | >raised by 1 parent>now an asperges neet 25 virgin>my only bond in life is my 16yr old 2nd cousin because we both are asperges anime weebs and she doesn't know that I really love her and want to marry her | 2016-05-18 09:50:57 |
| Kotooka | Nothing wrong with brown, friend :^) | 2016-05-17 22:03:12 |
| Intumesce | umm*rips mad fart*uhh...*feels something wet dripping down my pants*y-you want me to...*let out long wet fart*l-l-LOVE you?????oh god /////// | 2016-05-17 21:51:37 |
| Kotooka | ocd love me | 2016-05-17 21:42:28 |
| Intumesce | went to australia, got my ♥♥♥♥ bitten off by a spider>normies WILL defend going outdoors | 2016-05-17 20:42:18 |
| Kotooka | *♥♥♥♥♥ on your sheets*:3 | 2016-05-15 18:39:41 |
| Intumesce | *farts on you*:3 | 2016-05-15 11:47:36 |
| Kotooka | You're gay. | 2016-05-14 16:48:19 |
| Intumesce | >Have a thick smelly ♥♥♥♥>no weeb to worship it | 2016-05-14 14:53:41 |
| Intumesce | C-U-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-ECUCKEY MOUSE! CUCKEY MOUSE! | 2016-05-13 08:37:01 |
| Intumesce | they say that memes reflect the state of the worldthe memes suck now because the world sucks | 2016-05-12 11:09:11 |
| Intumesce | >killing people in real life is STILL ILLEGAL | 2016-05-09 08:55:02 |
| Intumesce | >Social worker found my NEET diaper | 2016-05-08 10:12:46 |
| Intumesce | when u want da succ and she tell u to ♥♥♥♥ off and giv da vacc ban :/ | 2016-05-04 10:15:41 |
| Intumesce | ✋🏽 \ 😂||\|| \8=👊🏽==D💦_/¯ ¯\_I Am Nutting On Ur Profille ‼️ | 2016-05-04 10:13:15 |
| Intumesce | [Breaking News]I'm about to wet my pants | 2016-05-03 21:29:06 |
| Intumesce | >You will never Rob and pillage Wagies with your NEET bros>You will never have a cute NEET gf>Ywn pool NEET bucks together to buy cool things like furniture for your NEET gang headquarters>You will never kidnap, take hostage or pistol whip wagies until they give up their hard earned wealth | 2016-05-03 10:11:37 |
| Intumesce | >tfw a sissy finn postsHow can the mere sight of a flag arouse me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much?When I see their cute, feminine posts that just scream "make me your cockslave" my ♥♥♥♥ just gets filled with blood due to the raging desire to ♥♥♥♥ a finnfemboy. | 2016-05-02 11:54:17 |
| Intumesce | REEEEEEE I CAN'T FIND A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S WILLING TO CUCK ME | 2016-04-30 23:16:03 |
| Intumesce | i've tried all kinds of burgers... bar burgers, expensive restaurants burgers, AAA prime beef super expensive burgers...none can compare to 5 guys double cheeseburger... i can only remember 2 orgasms i had while eating burgers and they were 5 guys burgers... trust me its expensive but its worth the price....but only and only if you ask for the following toppings: tomato, mayo, jalapeno, mushrooms, lettuce, hot sauce, bbq sauce, and extra cheese. no more than that or you ruin it. also ask for cajun medium fries and coke.this is heaven...like heroin... | 2016-04-28 14:11:19 |
| Intumesce | >playing some vidya>mum bursts in screaming "HES CHOKING HES CHOKING">rush out to loungeroom to see my 7 year old brother panicking and clutching at his throat>I've watched plenty of TV to know what to do>Instantly start Heimlich maneuver>few seconds later he hucks up a massive chunk of food onto the floor>walk back to room to resume vidyaThis is why a resident NEET should be mandatory in all households. | 2016-04-28 14:02:51 |
| Intumesce | That chair when no 2hu gf (´･ω･`) | 2016-04-28 13:31:44 |
| Intumesce | I'm a cuck, ♥♥♥♥ my lover, ♥♥♥♥ my sister, ♥♥♥♥ my mother, ♥♥♥♥ my country, ♥♥♥♥ my race then finish on my face!I'm a cuck and not a saint, if you're white you can't complain! | 2016-04-28 07:09:32 |
| Intumesce | BRUHH AYYY DAM SHE THICC 100 100 | 2016-04-27 21:33:54 |
| Intumesce | Omg hai ^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =_ =I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_\^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! | 2016-04-27 18:35:10 |
| Intumesce | I'm scared Orrie, mlp is the only thing I have left, I don't want it to hate me too. | 2016-04-26 10:57:56 |
| Intumesce | ONE TWO SEVEN THREE DOUBLE DOWN ON EPIC MEMES | 2016-04-24 19:41:06 |
| Intumesce | Despite all your ragie, you're just a wagie, in a cagie. | 2016-04-24 18:54:12 |
| Intumesce | KF2 makes me want to kill people in real life | 2016-04-24 07:27:32 |
| Intumesce | OI OI OOOOIIIIII*shoplifts*EY BRUV I'M TALKIN TA YOU*squats*BRUV*smashes a bottle*OI YA KONT*drops out of school*YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOBHEAD*checks in with the unemployment office*OI OI OI*smokes a cigarette*YA DAFT KONT*adjusts golf cap*LIL FOCKAH*pulls out rotten old tooth*OI I'M TALKIN TA YOU*spits on the sidewalk*YEAH BRUV YOU GON GET SUM EH*praises the queen*♥♥♥♥♥♥ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNKKKSSSSS*spray paints wall* | 2016-04-22 16:23:26 |
| Intumesce | >tfw without a choice I have been born into a bizarre world drifting through space amongst countless lifeless planets and the only planet with life is sadly full of evil and cruelty and sickeningly out of control capitalism and I will be in mental distress for the rest of my days which are an arbitrary point in time equal to nothing in the grand scheme of things and the only way out is ending it all | 2016-04-22 09:12:47 |
| Intumesce | All these kids thinking it's cool to be NEET... guess what, there's a new 4 letter word on the street, it's CUCK! | 2016-04-20 20:50:45 |
| Intumesce | Please don't call them boat girls, they're SHIP girls! | 2016-04-17 14:25:55 |
| Intumesce | SMELLY NEET ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-04-17 14:23:58 |
| Intumesce | The normies say that the autistic NEETs are beginning to speak in threatening language. YES! I threaten in the clearest language: HANDS OFF THE NEETS! The generation of autistic NEETs today are the bearers of our fate; of our future or our downfall. The normies today already cry out, "The NEETs will die!" yet we can give but one answer, "We will live!" and hence we will be victorious.We must turn our hearts to our fellow NEETs and our future. We will serve this future, we will fight for it, and if necessary, we will die for it! NEVER CAPITULATE! AUTISM WILL BE VICTORIOUS! | 2016-04-17 13:37:46 |
| Intumesce | The normies have finally dropped their masks. They have sent us their declaration of war. Despite all of our attempts at resolving this conflict peacefully, today the normies admit that they wanted war! They admit that it could have been possible to arrive at an understanding, but they did not want that! They wanted war! We held out our hand in friendship to them and they refused it! They cry out, "No reconciliation! No understanding! Only war!" Well, NOW THEY GOT THEIR WAR! | 2016-04-17 13:37:44 |
| Intumesce | >normies call NEETs parasites in the same breath as their wife literally has a creature growing inside their stomach that will later on need nursing and tons of money for the next 2 decades to come>and all we ask for is either assisted suicide or the bare minimum amount of money to stay alive comfortablyMaybe they're just talking with 5+ layers of irony and they're actually aware of it? | 2016-04-17 13:32:50 |
| Intumesce | Scrooge McDuck might have a pool of money, but I have a pool of memes. | 2016-04-17 02:21:47 |
| Intumesce | >have no motivation to do anything fun>no money to do anything fun with because I don't have a job>never leave my apartment because I don't have any motivationLIVING THE DREAM | 2016-04-12 12:04:46 |
| سهيل الحسن al-Hassan | I have subscribed to this , this is amazing | 2016-04-11 10:18:57 |
| Intumesce | what is the point of living when in the end we're all maggot foodI mean I guess if you want to make other normals maggot food as well before you die that's an honest cause | 2016-04-10 18:36:15 |
| Intumesce | >I happen to own a few silky girls panties >one day see one of them drying after dad washed clothes, he never said anything about it | 2016-04-09 18:22:21 |
| Intumesce | Is Bruce Wayne the ultimate Neet?>Never worked in his life because he inherited his Dad's company>Still has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money>No mom to bother him while he masturbates >Has a servant to clean up his piss bottles and probable makes the finest tendies in the worldIf he just ditched the Batman identity he would be living the dream. | 2016-04-09 18:21:37 |
| Intumesce | >fapping>misjudge pressure in balls>accidentally shot sperm into my cup of tea>still drank it | 2016-04-06 19:31:33 |
| Intumesce | I WANT TO ♥♥♥♥ A BOAT!Imagine sniffing Shimakaze's thong and then getting a Mach 3 kick to the groin... just the thought of her adorable feet shattering my pelvic bones is making me erect like no tomorrow!I also want Kongou to piss in one of her teacups and force me to drink it. It would be so hot. Then she can make me her slave, giving out commands to all other shipgirls while she relaxes in the main harbor and forces me to eat her smelly underwear.But...! BUT...! Best of all... I want Tenryuu to grow a ♥♥♥♥ and rape me every single day, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside me until my intestines are filled with nothing but her futacock ♥♥♥. Just the mere thought drives me insane with pleasure... | 2016-04-06 09:21:41 |
| Intumesce | >wiped my ass>found blood on toilet paperIt's all over, goodbye Orrie. | 2016-04-05 14:02:17 |
| Intumesce | Orrie, walk the path of explosion magic with Megumin and me!Together we can join ISIS and create explosions greater than Hiroshima and Nagasaki or 9/11! All we need is your body and soul and we can do wonderful things! | 2016-04-03 20:57:06 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/f12wqaw.jpg | 2016-04-02 21:22:21 |
| Intumesce | stop kinkshaming, it's my kink to kinkshame | 2016-04-02 15:43:08 |
| Intumesce | I'll get serious from tomorrow | 2016-04-01 18:15:53 |
| Intumesce | Reporting for duty! My name is Private Ken!I’m a 27 year old Military otaku (military fan for you brass). I practice tactics and strategy at the range, and spend my days perfecting my shooting and playing superior military games. (Call of Duty, Battlefield, Medal of Honor)I train with my M16A4 every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it has armor piercing ammunition, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak military lingo fluently, both Off-Duty and the USMC dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about military history and their Don't Ask, Don't Tell code, which I follow 100%When I finish my training, I am moving to America to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a troop commander for the USMC or a strategy commander! | 2016-04-01 11:34:03 |
| Intumesce | I own several tactical vests, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I shoot my elders and seniors and speak in military lingo as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in America! | 2016-04-01 11:34:00 |
| Intumesce | Starting from today I promise I will no longer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this profile... HAHA APRIL FOOLS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥LORD! | 2016-04-01 06:28:59 |
| Happy Cancer | Intu is one hell of a qt3.14 tbh fam | 2016-03-31 19:02:41 |
| Intumesce | Intumesce waiting for KF2 updates. Act 2:Orrie: Hey Intu, you should work ou-Intumesce: How could this happen to me~ | 2016-03-30 23:48:58 |
| Intumesce | I have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layer of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression. | 2016-03-29 09:22:48 |
| Intumesce | i am staying tuned by playing neptunia action unleashed and waiting for my 9inch squirting dong to be delivered | 2016-03-27 18:22:41 |
| Intumesce | Intumesce waiting for KF2 updates. Act 1:Orrie: Hey Intu, what are you do-Intumesce: Wake me up when September ends~ | 2016-03-27 03:01:45 |
| Intumesce | 2 things are truly infinite:the universeMY ABILITY TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS PROFILE :DDDDDDDDDDDD | 2016-03-26 21:04:13 |
| Intumesce | I'm starting to realize that it's a lot more tolerable for threads to degenerate into ♥♥♥♥♥♥ arguments when I imagine everyone bickering back and forth is a cute anime girl. | 2016-03-26 10:48:16 |
| Intumesce | smack wheat every other day if you catch my drift | 2016-03-20 20:30:22 |
| Intumesce | 💌 INCOMING MESSAGE 💌hhi it's me.. i-ii think ur cute... ..a-and. .. i wanna hold ur hand.. pls repsond..... awoo💌 SENT FROM AOL 💌 | 2016-03-20 06:45:35 |
| Intumesce | the answer is: FUGGGG MY BURGER :DDDDDDDDDI HAVE AUTISMBURGERS :---D-DD-D-DD-D-DdDdddDDDd XdddDddDDD--:DDDDDPLS PUT 9MM BULLED IN MY BENIS :DDDDDD | 2016-03-16 18:59:45 |
| Intumesce | this page is a timeless record showing how memes evolve over timehow old memes die and new ones are bornwhich memes are favored, which memes are resilient, which memes shine bright but burn fastone day in the future they will be dug up like old dinosaur pones and scientists will wonder how one man can be so autistic as to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for years on end without interruption | 2016-03-16 18:57:42 |
| Intumesce | JUST ♥♥♥♥ MY MEME HOLE ALREADY TBH | 2016-03-15 11:13:33 |
| Intumesce | cuck xDoopsie! I cucked!!!!!!my cuckies are here!!!!!!!!!haahhahahaaa cuck!!! XDlol cucked?!!!??????lol wtf u cuck lmao!!!!!!!!! :O | 2016-02-24 09:46:57 |
| Intumesce | I did it again, can't control my pee and got my underwear wet again, no matter if I change, next day comes the same old ♥♥♥♥. | 2016-02-04 06:36:03 |
| Intumesce | HE WORKED SO HARDHE DID HIS BESTTHIS JANITORSHOULD BE PUT TO REST | 2016-01-17 08:34:57 |
| Intumesce | oh fug I forgot to mentionHABBY NEW YEAR :DDDDDAND HABBY NEW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :DDDD | 2016-01-09 19:48:51 |
| Intumesce | Give Me 💕💕Daddy💖 💦Cummies💦 Or Give Me 🚫Death👿👿 | 2015-12-16 07:45:46 |
| Intumesce | it's hip to ♥♥♥♥ bees | 2015-12-14 07:32:59 |
| Intumesce | I just ate my own ♥♥♥, it was pretty bland and disgusting, like boogers but completely bland, no flavor at all. how do sluts do this, Orrie? whats the appeal of ♥♥♥? | 2015-12-01 01:47:41 |
| Intumesce | *ssssniiffffff*ahhh | 2015-12-01 00:24:33 |
| Intumesce | fam 4 real doe finna sum whyte bish tbh rnsmh @ dez puz ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ait peace fam | 2015-11-29 21:21:12 |
| Intumesce | Hey 👌it's 😝JoJovember😜U no that means😈u daddy will ora 👊👊👊👊 ur clit. And he gets to give u 💦emerald 💦 splash 💦 cummies 👅 but 👀watch👀 out 👀for 👀that thot, Dio 👿Brando👿 send this to 6⃣ of your ✨ star💫dust crusader😋 buddies if u get 3⃣ back u r a true stand user and u will get lots of 💦emerald 💦cummies 💦 | 2015-11-29 21:15:11 |
| Intumesce | BÖRÖ BRÖÖÖÖÖLL :DDDDDDSPROLANG SPINGBANK :DDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2015-11-29 20:55:46 |
| Intumesce | >Have terrible anxiety and ocd>Can't get violent or sexual thoughts out of my head>Keep imagining giving my dildos to my father | 2015-11-29 20:38:39 |
| Intumesce | ! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY POOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXDUH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDDOOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEWE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHAPOOP! | 2015-10-17 20:06:40 |
| Intumesce | Getting off with a PS4 controller shoved up your tight boi♥♥♥♥♥ is videogames | 2015-10-03 07:33:54 |
| Intumesce | CHOTTO*bows repeatedly*CHOTTO NE*picks up random garbage*ANO ANO NEEEE*slaughters dolphin*HONTO NI ORE WA*downloads 1tb of tentacle porn*WATASHI WA NE*gropes women on train*ORE WA ORE WA*pours sake for his tomodachi nagasaki and hiroshima*4CHANNN OWNERUUU??? | 2015-09-29 02:46:23 |
| Intumesce | Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Hiro are horrible. I would never suggest removing Hiro's clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick ♥♥♥♥ slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the ♥♥♥ more than his little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching his suck it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, ♥♥♥♥ poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal ♥♥♥♥♥, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with ♥♥♥, while his small body shudders from having his chisry taken in one quick stroke. | 2015-09-24 10:04:41 |
| Intumesce | ANIMAYYLIUM | 2015-09-21 20:51:23 |
| Intumesce | REMEMBER THE AYYLMAO | 2015-09-20 21:14:49 |
| Intumesce | The memes of today are the folk songs of tomorrow | 2015-09-15 03:09:50 |
| Intumesce | This world would be a better place if people had to earn their vaginas instead of just being born with them | 2015-08-27 03:32:29 |
| Intumesce | Memes have changed. It's no longer about main boards, on topic threads or quality discussion. It's an endless series of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, fought by mods and anonymous. Memes, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Memes have changed. ID tagged posters upload ID tagged images, use ID tagged copypastas. Buzzwords inside their posts enhance and regulate their abilities. | 2015-08-06 03:44:09 |
| Intumesce | Memetic control. Thread control. Post control. Imageboard control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Memes have changed. The age of janitors has become the age of control. All in the name of averting shilling from feminism and SJWs. And he who controls the imageboard, controls history. Memes have changed. When the imageboard is under total control, memes...become routine. | 2015-08-06 03:44:07 |
| Intumesce | I'm thinking of allowing a pretty boi to live with me in the future.I'd pay the rent, utilities, etc, but he would have to cook and clean the place, and of course, be my white ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-07-29 02:37:52 |
| Intumesce | >50 years ago you'd never see a shotgun execution>today you can watch a man in the middle east experience that very thing in HDWhat a time to be alive. | 2015-07-20 05:14:10 |
| Intumesce | I enjoy playing commando and I like dressing as a girl. explain that atheists | 2015-07-16 13:46:09 |
| Intumesce | >tfw had a dream I sold my virginity to some business man and went on to satisfy his sexual fetishes for payments update when | 2015-07-15 14:12:09 |
| Intumesce | BENIS njidsfsdefnh | 2015-07-12 23:19:19 |
| Intumesce | cuck ayy lmao weed JUST woah... BANE? | 2015-07-12 20:43:15 |
| Intumesce | why, my peenus weanus of course :)hahah! :Dit's my weeeeeeeeenus peanus! :) hahaNow who will run Nintendo..? my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :Dhahaha! | 2015-07-12 19:40:22 |
| Intumesce | Everyone deserves to die. Even animals. Existence os a joke. Id rather offer ahomeless man a rope than food | 2015-07-08 11:26:02 |
| Intumesce | who cuck here | 2015-07-08 10:28:15 |
| Intumesce | Why do people make the :3 face?It makes me think of you as an anime girl and want to rape you. | 2015-07-04 10:45:53 |
| Intumesce | Normies see a group of pigs on the side of a lake, with a huge crocodile visible on the water. They throw bait luring the pig closer and closer to the croc until the croc attacks and kills the pig. They then act surprised and say how sad it is | 2015-06-23 14:35:09 |
| Intumesce | I am a subhuman in the truest sense of the word. I am inferior to normies in every respect. I myself do not recognize that I am so very inferior. So I think to this day that normies are more or less like me.But in reality they are completely different, much better human than I am. They have much better skills than me. So the normies can for example provide consistently high performance. They look good, are social, intelligent, successful, etc ..The normies can recognize me as inherently subhuman. So genetically inferior material like me is sorted out from the outset.This is the most natural way of things.Only I do not understand it, because I'm just too unintelligent and stupid to do so.I'm like a primate which looks at the night sky but does not understand what these bright points and the great shining thing are. | 2015-06-07 12:52:53 |
| Intumesce | I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up again.This whole day was spent fapping.Ha ha, who am I fooling. This is my destiny. Die fapping in front of a PC. | 2015-05-31 20:33:41 |
| Intumesce | i took a bath and got out with a towel.i felt a water droplet running down my hair past my knees, it triggered something inside me5 minutes later i'm pissing on myself, drinking my own pee, shoving an electric toothbrush upmy ass, and trying to ♥♥♥ on my own face and swallow itim a weird man | 2015-05-29 11:49:34 |
| Intumesce | The extremest thing I fapped to was bunnies being tortured and crushed. I was angry at first but… as I saw all the blood and guts I was oddly aroused, I shrugged and went with it.I had the most insane climax followed by short lived trauma… | 2015-05-29 09:16:51 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no anti-normie cannon that fires weaponized piss bottles and shrapnel made from sharp chunks of crusty semen | 2015-05-25 20:27:51 |
| Intumesce | ABSOLUTELYUNREMEMEABLE | 2015-05-25 00:49:52 |
| Intumesce | i love that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme so much manwait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 ♥♥♥♥ :)*rips a bong* AH YES | 2015-05-24 22:32:10 |
| Intumesce | >tfw working is literally financially cucking yourself | 2015-05-24 21:07:25 |
| Intumesce | STANDING HERE I REALIZEYOU DO IT ALL FOR FREETRYING TO MOD FOR /v/ | 2015-05-24 10:15:00 |
| Intumesce | >tfw the team you medic for will never play a game of deal or ♥♥♥♥♥ with you as the prize | 2015-05-13 04:21:49 |
| Intumesce | I am the top of my kek Memes are my body and irony is my blood I have created over a thousand replies Unknown to serious discussion, Nor known to Jonnes Have withstood pain to create many memes Yet those hands will never hold anything heavier than a hot pocket So as I pray, unlimited cuck works | 2015-05-12 05:20:18 |
| Intumesce | ayyy big belgan :DDDD | 2015-05-12 05:16:45 |
| Intumesce | ! IS THAT A MEME! ♥♥♥♥ YOU ALL! I AM STICKING MY MIDDLE FINGER UP MY ASS! A OUTBREAK AK LATERALIS ♥♥♥♥ YOU!HOW ABOUT ♥♥♥♥ YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, IST THAT A MEME!? TIT ITHOUGTH NOT!LAYS EGE! GYEHEHEHE STOPITAPPLE CUCK IM CIA! IM CIA! BANE? LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PROSTITUE!NICE MEMEEEE NP-TA FOR CROATIAN FACE BUT I LOVE and ADS SO M UCH I SLAM MY BALLS IN THE DORO! I LET A PUPPY AND KITTEN AND DOG AND FISH AND DOGE (XD) CHOMP MY SCROTE COZY DAYL! GOOD FOR THE SKIN TO RUB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND PUPPY ♥♥♥ ALL OVER! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥! LITERAL HYMEN BURSTING ♥♥♥ NUGGET OF CHICKEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! | 2015-05-08 03:11:26 |
| Intumesce | why is /jp/ worksafe when nobody here has a job? | 2015-05-05 01:43:17 |
| Intumesce | Will this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever end, Orrie?Will you father children who will one day see this endless line of memes and spurdos and think to themselves "maybe I'll become a memer too"?fug :DD | 2015-05-05 00:33:18 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥ MAHJONGTHE KUSOEST KUSOGE♥♥♥♥ | 2015-05-04 23:36:43 |
| Intumesce | After jerking off to videos of old men popping balloons and huge gojira japanese succubi eating people something like loli seems really normal. | 2015-05-03 22:37:44 |
| Intumesce | >tfw your mom took your door from your room | 2015-04-28 04:03:27 |
| Intumesce | I go to bed in the morning lightMy mother says "when you gonna live your life right?"Oh normal filth we're not the fortunate onesNormies they want to have funWizards just want to have bux | 2015-04-18 20:40:59 |
| Intumesce | I've gotten to the point where even a MAD will turn me on and my erection gets out of controlJust hearing the sound of an anime girl's voice is enough to get my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ demanding for some porn to please itPlease help | 2015-04-11 05:19:20 |
| Intumesce | Hear my words and bear witness to my vow. Russians gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I shall take no gf, hold no serious discussion, father no children. I shall wear no pants an win no glory. I shall live and die in my room. I am the puukko in the darkness. I am the memer on the boards. I am the jonne that guards the realms of cuck. I pledge my life and honor to the Spurdo Späderde :DD, for this night and all nights to come. | 2015-04-09 20:22:36 |
| Intumesce | Ugh, I come to this profile to roleplay then I see this. Now I have this disgusting Ragnar image on my computer and might get arrested. | 2015-04-09 19:26:00 |
| Intumesce | I have a panty fetish, so I've taken a whole bunch of panties from several hot girls in my life. I love to wrap my ♥♥♥♥ in them and imagine them catching me. | 2015-04-05 10:38:11 |
| Intumesce | There he is. There he goes again.Look everyone he's finally here, performing for you. If you know the words you can join in too.I can almost see you putting your hands together glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen as we take you through this monkey rap. giggling like a DK as you once again float through the air and climb up trees. Or maybe you don’t even climb up trees, maybe your coconut gun can fire in spurts. . Oh we all know "if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt." I can imagine him, HE has no style, HE has no grace, th-this Kong has a funny face. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? HE can inflate himself just like a balloon! | 2015-04-03 15:22:51 |
| Intumesce | Your DK Crew is probably still performing for you. But Kremlings beware, 'cause he's after you. Just imagine this, HE had you and then HE thought you were going to have a funny face or make a Kremling cry out for mummy or something grand and then you became DK. Taking people through this monkey rap. HE probably digs this tune everyday thinking about how he can pick up a boulder with relative ease. HE can’t even rap over you because all you say is "WALNUTS, PEANUTS".You became the last member of the DK Krew. And that’s all you are He may move slow and he can't jump high but this Kong's a hell of a guy.And that’s all HE will ever be. | 2015-04-03 15:22:43 |
| Intumesce | Just walk in, look them in the eye, and give them a firm handjob :^) | 2015-04-03 03:06:41 |
| Intumesce | Who /male ♥♥♥♥♥/ here?I sucked a old-age pensioner off and got 100 bucks, just washed the ♥♥♥ off my beardToday was a good day | 2015-04-02 17:55:39 |
| Intumesce | There is neither robot nor normie, there is no male and female, for we are all one in Christ Jesus. | 2015-03-30 07:34:38 |
| Intumesce | Whenever I masturbate I think of something like my grandma sucking my ♥♥♥♥ or my primary school principals ugly fat face with it's hairy mole and sunken eyes, eating the flesh off off my penis and choking while I suffocate in her disgusting gaseous stench. | 2015-03-30 07:22:03 |
| Intumesce | >You will never have a milking farm full of qt boicows | 2015-03-30 05:48:27 |
| Intumesce | Ever since I was a teenager I have had very intense fantasies about having sex with a giant roach.I kind of imagined this fictionalized roach species. They are giant roaches, the size of a person, and have complete intelligence. I kind of over time conjured up an "imaginary friend" of sorts. She was one of these roaches and her name was Ogtha. I would fantasize about her often. Whenever I masturbated I'd be imagining elaborate scenarios of me and Ogtha making love. | 2015-03-28 14:36:57 |
| Intumesce | >normie neighbors stupid dog just has a bunch of puppies>leave antifreeze in containers outside>no more stupid dogs anymoreNever got caught | 2015-03-24 01:12:34 |
| Intumesce | i love scat, it's the only thing that still gets me aroused. imagine putting ♥♥♥♥ in her vagina and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it | 2015-03-12 12:45:10 |
| Kotooka | HELP ME WITH EULER EQUATIONS, MATH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-03-11 18:00:12 |
| Intumesce | Born too late to scream heresy and blander at philosophers in Roman times.Born too late to yell about atheism and curse God in medieval times.Born too early to upload my garbage viruses and infect every human being with a memetic hazard.Born too early to colonize planets with large penis monsters and vagina plants.Born just in times to wear meme shirts and use a meme in every sentence I speak. | 2015-03-11 07:03:05 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you will never physically experience your fetish >tfw having to jack off to the same stupid images *gurgle* *groan*>tfw your fetish involves you dying >tfw waiting on virtual reality >tfw 99% male population >tfw if you so much as hint about it to a gf she would instantly dump you and call the cops>tfw now I want to literally be eaten so I can die already | 2015-03-11 06:37:52 |
| Intumesce | tfw you will never enjoy your Monday because you're not a normie ;_; | 2015-03-07 13:45:15 |
| Kotooka | That's very le cool eggs dee! | 2015-03-07 13:23:46 |
| Intumesce | I get paid 50 cents for every le meme I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XD | 2015-03-07 09:11:22 |
| Kotooka | FELLOW UNICUNTELLOWUNICUNT | 2015-03-07 02:36:36 |
| Slap Paw | >breaks an endless line of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Oh wait. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-03-04 17:08:52 |
| Kotooka | ;_; | 2015-03-02 01:07:54 |
| Intumesce | >Steam bully starts yelling at me in game>Have to stop playing and masturbate | 2015-02-26 19:18:10 |
| Intumesce | I want to be a cute girl, so I can have sex with male dogs and horses without being gay | 2015-02-22 18:51:37 |
| Intumesce | I watch videos of black men masturbating while imagining myself as my ex kneeling infront of them catching their load with my face. | 2015-02-22 18:47:04 |
| Intumesce | >feelio steamed out a hot sloppy ♥♥♥♥♥ on janman's baby sis head n dunked his head in a bucket o baby sis nappy ♥♥♥♥♥ n gaved him choco ♥♥♥♥♥ fingeys to the eyeballs and he was seein ♥♥♥♥♥ for weeksyou ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blind BASTARD LMAOOOOO | 2015-02-22 11:21:42 |
| Intumesce | As much as I like having a penis, I want to be the little girl.The other day I masturbated to the thought of a fat hairy neckbeard holding me tightly and pounding my tight loli vagina. I'm scared my fantasies are just going to get worse so I've been trying to cut down on porn. | 2015-02-19 18:47:27 |
| Intumesce | Anyone else really want to eventually die by sacrificing myself for the greater good? | 2015-02-19 18:42:52 |
| Intumesce | >not crying 24/7 with hope that your tears will evaporate and carry over to thirsty African children who will taste the salty water vapor and be reminded of how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ their life is | 2015-02-11 01:40:20 |
| Intumesce | >was feeling murderous and suicidal>ready to slit wrists and bleed out>browse /r9k/ one final time>pee pee poo poo | 2015-02-09 04:08:51 |
| Intumesce | >every NEET goes to hell for living an unworthy life>pirates go to hell for stealing>cucks go to hell for adultery>normalfags go to heaven | 2015-02-06 23:18:54 |
| Kotooka | >tfw the page didn't load properly and you thought Orrie closed comments | 2015-02-04 23:48:54 |
| Intumesce | At this stage, people aren't buying tendies for eating but as an investment. The tendie market has become speculative and overheated. The bubble burst is just a matter of time - I give it 6 to 12 months. | 2015-02-03 19:41:35 |
| Intumesce | >wageslaves are the human equivalent of worker ants>that glorious feel of being their NEET queen, rubbing my enormous swollen abdomen over their tax money | 2015-02-01 08:27:58 |
| Intumesce | >stopped watching porn for 2 months>died from semen backing up to my brain>should have listened to my doctor and kept watching porn | 2015-02-01 06:55:50 |
| Intumesce | GOO GOO GAH GAHPEE PEE POO POOBABBYY WANT TENDIESTENDIES NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH | 2015-02-01 04:45:34 |
| Intumesce | I found the best way to game the systemTell your mom that you will clean out your pissjugs on your own each day (normally worth 1 GBP), if the price of everything goes down by 2 GBPThen, just dump your pissjugs somewhwere, like on the cat and enjoy those forever lowered pricesPlus the cat deserves it, he's a ♥♥♥♥ | 2015-01-31 15:20:24 |
| Kotooka | *unzips pants*I'm a transgender lvl 69 nightelf. You know what to do. | 2015-01-28 09:39:03 |
| Intumesce | Lonely? Why not try Erotic Role Play. | 2015-01-28 05:56:05 |
| Kotooka | Teach me how to play StarKwaft 2. | 2015-01-27 00:13:31 |
| Intumesce | IT'S♥♥♥♥♥♥♥RAAAAWWWWW | 2015-01-26 22:25:55 |
| Intumesce | TUP CUCK xD | 2015-01-26 02:26:02 |
| Kotooka | [♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intensifies] | 2015-01-23 09:26:48 |
| Intumesce | *tentatively raises paw**farts**slowly lowers paw* | 2015-01-23 06:10:33 |
| Intumesce | >normalfags ♥♥♥♥♥ at me for being a kv who has never had a gf >don't do anything to help IF YOU HAVE NO SOLUTIONS, JUST SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP NORMIES STATING THERE IS A PROBLEM WITHOUT GIVING A SOLUTION IS CALLED A COMPLAINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-01-23 05:35:58 |
| Kotooka | Artismrtism | 2015-01-18 03:46:48 |
| Kotooka | Math puns are the best things to come from humanity since onaholes. | 2015-01-17 01:21:27 |
| Intumesce | DEATH TO ALL NORMIE SCUM | 2015-01-16 06:00:51 |
| Intumesce | For anyone wondering where the is from it's from touhou and IT'S NOT AN ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINAL MASTER SPARK *Insta kills random guy who thought touhou was an anime* oh sh* I forgot spell card rules aren't in place on earth... And what if the cops find me... Well I took care of Spidey and his "friends" so I should be able to take care of some cops... Wait what if Yukari-chan finds out... F*in' f* of a f*in' bi* | 2015-01-13 16:47:44 |
| Kotooka | >chronic skin disease>apply lotion>skin turns to fire>die | 2015-01-13 01:20:35 |
| Kotooka | gun-DAMMMMMM son. | 2015-01-11 23:36:39 |
| Intumesce | I don myself in a kimono and eat takoyaki off my bare chest while masturbating | 2015-01-11 22:41:50 |
| Kotooka | ayyyyyyyyy lmaoyyyyyyyyylmao | 2015-01-11 19:28:42 |
| Kotooka | Literally penis. | 2015-01-11 17:51:45 |
| Intumesce | I CAN'T TAKE THIS ♥♥♥♥ ANYMORETOMORROW I WILL ASK EVERY GIRL I SEE TO BE MY GFI DON'T CARE IF I DIE AS A RESULT, IT HAS TO STOPI NEED A GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGIVE ME A GFGIVE ME A GFGIVE ME A GF | 2015-01-11 16:19:56 |
| Kotooka | Cant wait! This guy thought me more in 3 days than my school in 3 years... Not my spelling but this is great! | 2015-01-11 11:07:05 |
| Intumesce | So why haven't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dolphin yet, Orrie? | 2015-01-09 09:27:15 |
| Kotooka | U're both ghey/gay/literally gay. | 2015-01-09 09:21:16 |
| Intumesce | Give me ONE reason why you're not a ♥♥♥♥. | 2015-01-09 02:59:05 |
| Intumesce | >tfw can't lose weight because of ♥♥♥♥ genetics>tfw I'll never slim down to a healthy 240-250 lb model tier physique | 2015-01-08 19:17:11 |
| Kotooka | http://i.imgur.com/lT3QqSV.jpg | 2015-01-06 21:57:38 |
| Kotooka | tfw when I haven't been a virgin for 25 years and I'm 29. Thanks for bringing up repressed memories. | 2015-01-05 21:38:02 |
| Intumesce | POOOOOOOO POOOOOOOOOPEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 2015-01-05 20:50:53 |
| Kotooka | Do you dream of big black ♥♥♥♥♥ too? | 2015-01-03 17:28:28 |
| Intumesce | I keep having this fantasy of going to jail Orrie.I'm a small trap/feminine boy and I keep thinking about committing an offense so they send me to jail, I would then be raped every day by a big strong man who makes me his ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-01-03 17:25:16 |
| Kotooka | http://i.imgur.com/vmojTJ2.jpg | 2015-01-02 17:35:34 |
| Intumesce | >watching porn>neither of them break down in tears after they finishimmersion ruined | 2015-01-02 15:26:06 |
| Kotooka | xD I'll do yours then. Mother lovers :^))) | 2015-01-01 16:41:45 |
| Intumesce | A lot, starting with your mom xD | 2015-01-01 16:28:16 |
| Kotooka | How much ♥♥♥ will you dump this year? | 2015-01-01 13:39:19 |
| Intumesce | Another year of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!Out with the old, in with the new.simply eric xD | 2015-01-01 07:27:14 |
| Kotooka | OK SO I JUST FINISHES WATCHING THE LAST EPISODE OF DEATH NOTE, AND AFTER CRYING I WAS LIKE HEY LET'S WATCH A NEW HAPPY ANIME AND I FOUND SWORD ART ONLINE AND STARTED THAT AND 3 EPISODES IN HIS ENTIRE GUILD IS MURDERED AND THAT ONE GIRL, AND ALL THE FEELS, SO I'M SUPER DEPRESSED AND ALL CRYING THEN I'M LIKE HEY, LET'S WATCH SOME CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS, THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH. ♥♥♥♥. | 2015-01-01 00:45:32 |
| Intumesce | So, I haven't jerked it to real girls since 2005. I've only jerked it to anime girls since then. Soon I would have gone 10 years without jerking off to a real woman. I don't remember the last time I had a lewd thought about a real girl. | 2014-12-30 18:29:40 |
| Kotooka | Seems like you guys have never gotten your fair shake in life, so I thought I'd open myself up for questions since I've had enough luck for 50 people and I've honestly been nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my entire life>24>live in beautiful apartment in NYC with a beautiful gf>have a great job with great pay, great advancement opportunity and great benefits>on the fast track at said job>have received other highly lucrative job offers that my company has matched>have a circle of really solid friends>ugly as ♥♥♥♥>total degenerate (get drunk almost every night, will do any drug/substance you put in front of me)>constantly looking for outside ♥♥♥♥♥ even though I have something better than I can ever pick up at home>jerk off every night in the bathroom while she sleeps to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥I have nothing to complain about, but I feel really bad | 2014-12-29 00:26:41 |
| Intumesce | IS MA BOII JANJAN HERE@@@ ATM?? HANDING OUT THOSE BANS LMAO F O R F R E ELITERALLY FOR FREEE LOL JANJAN U DA MAN FOR DOING IT FOR FREE LMAO ABSOLUTE MADMAN WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DO YOU DO IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD M A D M A N DOING IT FOR FREEE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2014-12-26 21:17:41 |
| Intumesce | I wish I could get pregnant by getting my ass creampied, but I wouldn't support the children though so im k with it | 2014-12-22 16:19:49 |
| Intumesce | And now... in the crucible after our mighty king has died, many ebin memes vie for control of the kingdom | 2014-12-19 06:23:53 |
| Intumesce | what gets a persons spirit up quicker than a blowjob? I mean how can you say you're truly someones friend if you're not a bad enough dude to suck his ♥♥♥♥? | 2014-12-18 14:12:25 |
| Intumesce | le Cuck ♥♥♥♥ thread MEME i love it xPXDLELELELE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥UKKENEPICPICSIDES ARE LE GONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LE FUG BENIS LE TIPS LE TIPPY TIP TOP FEDORA WEEEWWW WEW XDD WEW LADDY UR MAD BROOOOO UR SOOOOO MAAAAAAADDDD LE IRONY IS LE BESTEST HUMOR XDD I LOV IRONY AND LE BIG BANG THEORY BAZINGA IT LE KILLS MY LELES I LOVE POOPY ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I WANT A BLACK ♥♥♥♥*unsheathes katana*wellllllllll m’goodsir, I think u thought u had me beat, but wacht this !!!!*charges up energy**goes super sainant**farts**raises paw*hhmmmmmmmmm....... | 2014-12-08 03:04:01 |
| Intumesce | I AM SIMPLY ERIC, ERIC SIMPLY…ERICRICLELELELELE PCFATS WILL ENVER ENVER EVER NEVER HAVE LE GAME LIEK LE PSTRIPULL XD LE NO GAME NO LOS VIDEOJUEGOS ME GUSTA LOS IRONYJUEGOS XD *TIPS ME FEDORA* LE FARTS IN UR HANDBEEEEELIEVE ITTTTTBELIEVE ITELIEVEIT!@#$%^&*!@#$% | 2014-12-08 03:03:53 |
| Intumesce | MAY MAY MEMEJON SNOW DIESTYRION DIESSTANNIS DIESBLESZINSKIBAZINGAZIMBABWESHARINGANBERMUDABELGIUMZABOOMAFOOBAZOOPERHULKHOGANUNDERTAKERBOTSWANASORRY IF I POOPEDLOL U MAD BRAHS?TOP KEK HERETOP KEK THERETOP KEK TOP KEK IN UR MOM'S ASSLOLTOPKEK FRIENDSU SO MAD BRAHSxDlelleel kekHEE | 2014-12-08 03:03:43 |
| Intumesce | >be 14 years old>parents get a divorce and my mom gets custody of me>she ends up dating this new guy named Deltrese>everything is okay for a while until i start getting a girlfriend>my mom starts forcing me to have "cucky time" where Deltrese has his way with my gf>the first time it happens i flip the ♥♥♥♥ out, start crying and screaming "I DON'T WANT CUCKY TIME!!! STOP ITTTT!!!">he takes her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virginity before i do and i can hear her calling me a limp ♥♥♥♥ cuck from the other roomit's been a few years since then and i live with my dad now... i'm on tons of anti-depressants and i want to kill myself every day because of cucky time | 2014-12-06 18:19:12 |
| Intumesce | EBIN MEIGH MEIGHZ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LONDONR0FL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JOIN IN ON MEIGH MEIGH PHUN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 4CHAN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!! | 2014-12-05 16:40:43 |
| Intumesce | >mfw boy milk will never be sold on store shelves and expensive restaurantsmuch like wine, the age will heavily impact the cost>no boy factories where machines milk them 24/7why do celebs get to drink their expensive coffee made from ♥♥♥♥ but boymilk is "disgusting" | 2014-12-05 15:37:13 |
| Intumesce | >♥♥♥♥ and piss>about to flush>glasses fall off into the toilet | 2014-12-03 09:40:38 |
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| Intumesce | >jerking it to trap pron>♥♥♥ immediately because its so hot>cry>cigarette>read bible | 2014-12-02 02:02:51 |
| Intumesce | >tfw ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sub from Subway today>warmed the other half of it and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that too>came in no time | 2014-12-01 23:05:15 |
| Intumesce | How deep is your ♥♥♥ jar, Orrie? | 2014-12-01 22:03:34 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no girl who wants to fart for you | 2014-11-28 02:41:13 |
| Intumesce | >tfw letting a dog lick your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Girls are lucky guys want to lick their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥ feels good | 2014-11-25 14:28:10 |
| Intumesce | >not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your hand and eating it off >not sucking yourself off and drinking all of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ normiesthere's nothing better than sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ and feeling the hot sticky ♥♥♥ go down your throat | 2014-11-25 07:21:43 |
| Intumesce | >you will never fulfill your fantasy of being OPERATOR and breaking into a punk show wearing a maid outfit (FINGERTIP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LENGTH) and tacvest with your absolute territory stockings held up by drop holters full of choice spliffs, all dolled up to mosh like a mad ♥♥♥♥ | 2014-11-24 07:53:18 |
| Intumesce | Anime girls are the greatest accomplishment of the human race. Whenever I see an especially cute picture, it makes me think that it was all worth it and that I can get through another day. | 2014-11-22 19:38:23 |
| Intumesce | *pulls pieces back together into one form*Nice try, friend....RULES OF NATURE!*slices your head off*Back the ♥♥♥♥ off?!?!*tips bowler*Shouldn't have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a badass. Go back to your Gone Home and COD, noob. You're not a real gamer. You will never be.*sips Smirnoff*Ahh....refreshing.*teleports home to my many hot babe wives* | 2014-11-17 20:23:17 |
| Intumesce | If I knew a girl would lay an egg, Id ♥♥♥♥ her and try to fertilize it, just to see what would come out of the egg. | 2014-11-17 02:16:57 |
| Intumesce | you either die a robot or you live long enough to see yourself become the chad | 2014-11-16 11:13:09 |
| Intumesce | I can tell you about my day. To be honest, I was sick in bed with what I think might be the flu. I was farting pretty much constantly. It was so bad I couldn't stay under my blankets, which sucked because I am running a fever.I actually really like farting. I like thinking about times guys have looked at my ass while I'm doing it. It makes me feel naughty.I hope you don't mind the honesty. Not sure if you want to get into the mind of a girl or what | 2014-11-13 01:49:35 |
| Intumesce | >best friend of 4 years drew his own waifu>called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because my waifu is fairly popular | 2014-11-12 17:01:43 |
| Intumesce | >tfw not sure if baneposting is turning me gay | 2014-11-10 04:42:54 |
| Intumesce | >mcdonalds drive thru supervisor>no experience>600k weekly starting | 2014-11-07 04:43:33 |
| Intumesce | I've seen CP, scat porn, bestiality porn, animals being tortured, humans being murdered, snuff videos, rape videos, beheadings, people being stabbed to death.Things have made me cringe, cry, laugh, rage, etc.There have been times where I felt so sick from the images/videos I was seeing that I considered never coming back to the internet again.However, this profile...This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile...That one right profile...I've never seen anything more disturbing then this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nail it to a burning, inverted cross for 10,000 years and then toss it into the fiery rivers of the deepest pits of hell. | 2014-11-04 08:51:51 |
| Intumesce | Let me tell you about irony, OrrieAs long as you are ironic, you can pretend everything in your life is a jokeAs long as you can keep funposting with neckbeards wearing fedoras and put le meme arrow in front of whatever you say, you can pretend you're enjoying yourselfEventually after enough trickery, your mind will actually believe it is having funIt's hard to trick the brain, but after hundreds of hours you will grow to like it | 2014-11-03 07:04:36 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you get hard after having a whiff of your own smelly ♥♥♥♥ | 2014-10-26 21:20:14 |
| Intumesce | >Rubbing your finger into your greasy armpit/♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and licking/sucking it to enjoy dat tasteWho needs soda or candy when you have yourself? | 2014-10-26 07:43:11 |
| Intumesce | >actually start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in jugs purely so I can post them on /r9k/ and pretend I'm a guy who ♥♥♥♥♥ in jugs>mom finds them | 2014-10-25 07:21:38 |
| Intumesce | Now, together, in military cadence style!♪ I like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ older men! ♫♫ Grandpa ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when? ♪ | 2014-10-24 07:07:04 |
| Intumesce | >tfw back is really sore from sucking my own ♥♥♥♥ last night | 2014-10-24 02:48:05 |
| Intumesce | >walking to car in student parking lot>gril in front of me sees me and starts walking to her car faster>call her out on this and yell out "Don't flatter yourself. No one would want to touch you">this catches her off guard and she walks right into an oncoming car | 2014-10-23 16:16:36 |
| Intumesce | >take girl home to my house>she asks why I only have books by "dead white guys">say that I have book by females and non-whites and alive people as well>she says it isn't enough and starts to cry and runs out of the house | 2014-10-21 07:01:28 |
| Intumesce | Sometimes when i take a massive dump, ill jizz on the poo. Its like my ♥♥♥ has a little ship to ride on | 2014-10-20 15:01:38 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you have a crush on a NEET>tfw you don't even know his name | 2014-10-19 20:28:51 |
| Intumesce | "Let the children come, because so will I" - Socrates | 2014-10-19 09:00:19 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no qt robot bf to ♥♥♥♥ onI just want to poop on a boy. Is that too much to ask for? ;_; | 2014-10-17 16:47:01 |
| Intumesce | I failed my driver's test because I have nobody to teach me how to drive | 2014-10-15 14:40:00 |
| Intumesce | Does anyone want to be my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend? I will play videogames with you. Taking applications. | 2014-10-12 20:00:03 |
| Intumesce | >mfw a 6 foot latino physician stuck her finger up me bum a few weeks ago | 2014-10-10 18:05:57 |
| Intumesce | Have you seen the episode of southpark and simpsons where they grow little utopias out of the tooth or the sperm? I wonder if i could do that with seaman in my fleshlight, i will keep monitoring them and report any utopia like activity from them | 2014-10-10 17:16:01 |
| Intumesce | >tfw normalfags are gonna be snorting bags of junk now that it's an "epic cool meme" while I've been shooting up pure black tar for years and haven't gotten laid once | 2014-10-09 18:32:20 |
| Intumesce | tfw mom walks in on you ironically raising your left arm and yelling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-10-04 12:31:42 |
| Intumesce | >Mom breaks into my room>Turns on my light>She sees me eating my own ♥♥♥>Throw my piss bottles at her until she runs away crying | 2014-10-04 12:25:48 |
| Intumesce | >entire family walks into your room as you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the floor♥♥♥♥ normalfags | 2014-10-04 12:25:28 |
| Intumesce | > while (gf <= 0) {> thatFeel();> }> public static void thatFeel() {> System.out.println("tfw no gf");> } | 2014-10-04 11:57:31 |
| Intumesce | >tfw a 50 year old woman will never stroke your penis while discussing finer intellectual points with you | 2014-10-03 06:04:00 |
| Intumesce | I farted really bad and 5 minutes later I noticed a brown puddle on the floor. | 2014-10-02 19:44:29 |
| Intumesce | THE BETA UPRISING IS HAPPENING IN 24 HOURS | 2014-09-30 02:44:44 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you will literally, L I T E R A L L Y never get to be plowed by Chad in all 3 holes at once>tfw you will never get to down liters of his ♥♥♥>tfw you will never have pictures of this posted on his facebook wall and publicly made a disgrace of yet secretly love it>tfw you will never cheat on Chad with another, more alpha Chad | 2014-09-30 02:15:09 |
| Intumesce | hello dis is nuewhere is burger :D :D :Dgon gon :DDD | 2014-09-30 02:04:48 |
| Intumesce | Wouldn't it be amazing to kill a normie? | 2014-09-29 03:03:01 |
| Intumesce | >tfw literally, L I T E R A L L Y all you need in life to be happy is PTP>tfw Chad has already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and came on the face of every girl above age 12Why even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live? | 2014-09-29 01:35:02 |
| Intumesce | >yfw the NSA is spying on you through your webcam and is fapping to you while you fap to gay porn | 2014-09-29 01:32:24 |
| Intumesce | >Wake up.>WWIII hasn't started yet. | 2014-09-29 01:29:14 |
| Intumesce | >tfw mom walks in on you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the catShe was in heat and wouldnt leave me alone ;_; | 2014-09-29 01:07:12 |
| Intumesce | >make tulpa gf>breaks up with me>try to make another tulpa gf>accidentally make a tulpa Chad>gets with my tulpa ex-gf and constantly boasts about it in my mind>try to ignore them>Chad calls me a loser, ex-gf says I'm gross, have to respond back>the only time I'm not hearing them is when I'm drunk out of my mind | 2014-09-29 00:28:17 |
| Intumesce | >wake up>piss bottle tipped over and the room smells awful>mfw I don't even use piss bottles | 2014-09-29 00:25:48 |
| Intumesce | HOW MANY IMAGINARY GIRLS ARE YOU GONNA ♥♥♥♥ TONIGHT, CHAD???DIENORMIESCUM!! | 2014-09-29 00:24:59 |
| Intumesce | One time I was playing L4D2 with some Australians and they'd periodically blast me to death while joking evilly on their microphones. I had to sit out and watch them play. It felt like I was being bullied in primary school again. | 2014-09-29 00:22:44 |
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| Intumesce | GTFO normie, our lives are NOT jokes.THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE PLACE FOR ROBOTS.I'M ON THE AUTISTIC SPECTRUM, I'M A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION. | 2014-09-26 20:17:46 |
| Intumesce | >tell mom to go buy me a watermelon so I can cut a hole in it and put my ♥♥♥♥ in>she says no>I shove her over and start to unleash explosive diarrhoea on her chest>she screams>didn't even get me a watermelon>I'm going to have to do it again later tonight | 2014-09-26 19:20:53 |
| Intumesce | >Need to poop while in the middle of taking a bath.>Too relaxed to get up, so just poop in bath.>♥♥♥♥ disperses and the water turns dark brown everywhere, but otherwise isn't that bad.>tfw start doing this every dayYou normalfags don't even know what you're missing. | 2014-09-26 18:54:26 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you throw your frozen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ through the windows of a normie's expensive car | 2014-09-26 18:51:36 |
| Intumesce | *farts on you're face* | 2014-09-26 16:44:26 |
| Intumesce | >can suck my own ♥♥♥♥>don't shower for a week>taste my own balls>LOVE the flavorWhat is wrong with me? | 2014-09-26 16:30:31 |
| Intumesce | >wake up too late>missed out on mcdonalds night | 2014-09-26 15:51:06 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you'll never be a glorious mod protecting the permavirgin capital of 4chan from its own userbase.>tfw you'll never get to suck moots ♥♥♥♥ through IRC>tfw you'll never get to ban people on /co/ for disagreeing with someone>tfw you'll never get to ban someone who expresses their disagreement with your moderation style. | 2014-09-25 07:43:08 |
| Intumesce | I DONT KNOW THAT FEEL im gonna get high and listen to the drive soundtrack tonight | 2014-09-24 17:59:15 |
| Intumesce | For some reason, the idea of a Saki mocking about my ♥♥♥♥ size arouses me. | 2014-09-24 15:35:12 |
| Intumesce | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say, you normie ♥♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I dropped out of college due to depression, and I've been involved in numerous threads on /r9k/, and I have over 300 confirmed bans.I am trained in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ warfare and I'm the top robot in the entire 4chan armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Chad. I will throw piss bottles at you with precision the likes has never been seen before on the internet, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORDS, NORMIE!You think you can just act like a little normalshit and get away with it on MY board? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contracting my secret network of betas all across the USA and your facebook is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the backlash, Chaddie. The backlash that will end the pathetic little thing you call your social life. | 2014-09-23 21:05:19 |
| Intumesce | You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, normalscum. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my human waste. Not only am I a professional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I also have access to my entire folder of reaction images and I will greentext you off the face of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ continent, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NORMLORD!If only you'd have known what your facebook-tier comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you'd have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off back to reddit. But you couldn't shut it, and you didn't, and now you're GOING TO PAY THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRICE! THE BETA UPRISING WILL GET YOU SOON, YOU PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥!YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD, NORMALFAGGOT! | 2014-09-23 21:05:12 |
| Intumesce | While your cells were still splitting, I'd been married to another sperm cell while still in my dad's ballvent. By the time I even made it to my mom's ovum I'd already got a career going and making a solid 30k/month. I was going to retire by the 2nd week my mom was pregnant, but I decided to keep going at it until the 3rd month.I might be an old geezer now, 3 months after leaving my mom's womb, but I made something of myself and left a mark on history.Your biggest achievement was leaving your dad's urethra while other, much better sperm cells turned up fashionably late. | 2014-09-23 19:10:48 |
| Intumesce | >mom jacking off>i walk in>see her enormous ♥♥♥♥>it's twice the size of mine>"Ma! How did I not get your genes?">"Sorry anon, but you're not my son">realize my life has been a lie>realize I can ♥♥♥♥ my mom because we aren't really related>she smiles and turns around, presenting her anus to me>"Do it anon">i open my mouth and accept her brown present>the undigested corn pops in my mouth | 2014-09-23 16:59:59 |
| Intumesce | You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't know the meaning of penis inspection failure>see other guys get inspected, kind of nervous, but it doesn't look so bad>my turn, drop pants>nurse looks a bit confused, then smirks>says aloud "It would appear Anon is a virgin!">laughed out of the gym>Principal announces it on the PA, subsequently expelled>parents disown me and kick me out of the house>God Himself strikes me dead with lightning>the devil wouldn't even let me into Hell, said I was creeping out the other damned souls | 2014-09-23 16:42:30 |
| Intumesce | WHAT THE FUGGGGGSOME JONNE GAME INDO MY STORE YESDERDAY AND DIDN'T WAND TO BUY ES, HE WANDED A GONDOM INSTEADI FINALLY GOD DO BULL THE BENIS IN BAGINA LINE :DDDDDHE WAS BRETTY EMBARASSED :DDDDDDDDD | 2014-09-23 15:29:11 |
| Intumesce | >feelio replaced Orrie's anti downsie medicine with posh as ♥♥♥♥ laxatives and he sharts blood out his arsepipe for weeks before dying from ass dehydrationLMAO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAN'T EVEN DO IT FOR FREE NO MORE | 2014-09-23 10:57:44 |
| Intumesce | >go into uni bathroom one day>big swastika all across the mirror>someone keeps drawing it every day when the janitors clean up>the marker color changes every couple of weeks when he runs out I guess>they try to catch him dozens of times, they can't, it just appears at a random point during the day>janitor on guard duty in bathroom>watching everyone closely, checks inside every 10 minutes>big red swastika spraypainted on the mirror, stall doors, reachable pipes, vents and on the window>janitor gets fired | 2014-09-23 10:53:15 |
| Intumesce | who /v/ here xDhurr i love muh vidya jaems i'm such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ manchild lmao | 2014-09-23 08:59:36 |
| Intumesce | Indulging in cozy racism with Orrie! | 2014-09-23 08:23:27 |
| Intumesce | >What's the worst physical and/or mental torture you can possibly imagine?Is living not enough? | 2014-09-21 20:54:37 |
| Intumesce | I was punching my mom at walmart and these girls came into the same isle so I stopped and looked at the make up ♥♥♥♥ my mom was buying, I was embarrassed and disgusted at the same time♥♥♥♥ girls | 2014-09-21 20:36:16 |
| Intumesce | Balls deep inside Anzu's NEET ♥♥♥♥♥! | 2014-09-21 20:23:57 |
| Intumesce | i'm blurring the lines between ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and my actual beliefs | 2014-09-21 20:15:26 |
| Intumesce | >went to rehab at 14 for pot>family labelled me a pedophile at 18>went to mental hospital twice at 19 years old | 2014-09-21 19:50:34 |
| Intumesce | OH BOY I LOVE TO ♥♥♥♥ SNEAKS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDTHIS IS SO VIDEO GAMES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWHAT IF THE SNAKE IS A LIE LIKE THE CAKE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDD :O!!!!!MODS DOING IT FOR FREE :DDD XDWHERE ARE THE BIG GUYS XDDDDDDDDFOR YOU XDDDDGOD I LOVE MEMES XDD :DDD | 2014-09-21 13:19:40 |
| Intumesce | >get tired of my hand but don't want to hire a prostitute>get an onahole>try to put my ♥♥♥♥ in it>can't, need lube>put some on>get erectile dysfunction from the cold lube | 2014-09-21 12:01:37 |
| Intumesce | *closes door**farts so loud it echoes through the whole neighborhood**goes back to my room and unzips benis*your move, feminists! | 2014-09-21 03:53:38 |
| Intumesce | I like to rub my fingers all over my unwashed dirty sweaty balls and then rub my fingers together to form little ballsweat gooch rot dirtballs and I eat them | 2014-09-21 02:48:53 |
| Intumesce | >meet cute girl>pull back skin on my ♥♥♥♥ to make it look circumcised>dickcheese falls out | 2014-09-20 17:49:52 |
| Intumesce | Tasty horse penis and tasty idol. | 2014-09-20 11:10:26 |
| Intumesce | >be real mad>decide to carve a pentagram on my tits>get one point cut out>♥♥♥♥ smarts like the dickens>now I look like an IDIOT | 2014-09-19 04:19:31 |
| Intumesce | There is nothing I want more out of life than to knead delicious flat chest.Sadly the good lord has found it in his plan to make it illegal for me to pursue such activities.( ´･ω･) | 2014-09-19 04:17:56 |
| Intumesce | sukka :D blät :D | 2014-09-18 07:59:57 |
| Intumesce | дуу Lмдб | 2014-09-18 07:54:13 |
| Intumesce | >walking down the street>grill approaching>make eye contact>panic>snot bubble emerges from my nose | 2014-09-18 03:51:48 |
| Intumesce | >buying groceries>cashier smiles>feeling surprisingly confident I smile back>didn't realise how dry my lips were>they split and bleed | 2014-09-18 03:51:30 |
| Intumesce | >Successful Chat neighbor died of colon cancer a few years ago>his wife was smokin' hot and he made like $125,000 a yeareat ♥♥♥♥ normie scum | 2014-09-18 01:11:49 |
| Intumesce | >graduated with STEM major>can't get a job because not enough facebook friends/twitter followers>5 million dollars in debt>finally get a job at walmart but get fired for not skipping my chemotherapy treatments to come in and work an unpaid 12 hour shift off the clock>denied welfare for being a jobless white male>banished to the outlands by the village counsel for not being a team player>now being hunted by bands of ISIS raiders who are trying to claim the head of a virginSuch is life in America | 2014-09-17 23:06:26 |
| Intumesce | Hey robots, I just wanted to say thank you...To those of you to that tell normies to ♥♥♥♥ off. That rightfully redirect them to facebook, /soc/, /b/, and away from /r9k/.To those of you that create original content that scares off normalfags. Anything from pictures of your piss bottles to stories of times you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over.To those of you that will not bend in these hard times when more than ever, normalslime want to take over our board and make it /soc/2.0 even though this board is ours.To those of you who treat other robots with respect and try to help them without giving ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ advice.To those of you planning and trying to help the beta uprising.Thank all of you. You're are brothers in arm who have sworn an unspoken oath. I love all of you.Keep up the good work, robots.DEATH TO NORMALFAGS, GET THEM OUT OF OUR BOARD! | 2014-09-17 22:47:47 |
| Intumesce | *farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt* | 2014-09-17 18:36:09 |
| Intumesce | >you will never be a sperm bender and still all of the best alpha sperm from every chad you see and then seamlessly deposit it into your uterus, storing and mixing the genes internally in order to create the perfect spermatazoa for your egg | 2014-09-16 23:31:20 |
| Intumesce | >work as a security guard for a movie making firm>one night a guy breaks in>get out of my chair to catch him before he steals anything>catch him in the hallway just a staircase down from my office>our eyes meet>"look man, I don't want to hurt anyone, I just need some money">he's some homeless bloke who's really hungry and needs to steal>about to sympathize and give him 100 dollars out of my own pocket>"my girlfriend dumped me a month ago, she took my house and my kids, please let me take something and I'll go away!">I say "oh, I see">whip out my pepper spray and incapacitate him with it>call the cops>he gets arrested and sent to jailYou might have won the gf battle, but I won the war.♥♥♥♥ you, Chad. | 2014-09-16 21:56:05 |
| Intumesce | I see in /r9k/ the strongest and smartest gentlemen who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, an entire generation pumping feels, waiting a gf; NEETs with white fedoras. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy ♥♥♥♥ we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a feel war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be chads, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. | 2014-09-16 17:36:11 |
| Intumesce | They say it takes a jan to kill a jan... and I'm all out of jans... | 2014-09-16 13:32:54 |
| Intumesce | THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOUIT'S HARD TO EXPLAINTHEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU, BOYBUT YOU'RE STILL THE SAME | 2014-09-15 19:02:08 |
| Intumesce | STOP IMPOSING GENDERS NORMS ON THE DRAGONKIN | 2014-09-15 18:08:55 |
| Intumesce | >don't want to go to the dentist anymore because some stupid slut is gonna have her degenerate chadhandlers inside my mouth>she'll probably try to talk to me | 2014-09-15 14:15:53 |
| Intumesce | >tfw can't bleed fast enough to drown /r9k/ in disgusting clotted blood | 2014-09-15 02:52:25 |
| Intumesce | I learned something todayUsing bathroom = NORMALI AM SO GLAD I AM NORMAL! | 2014-09-15 02:08:03 |
| Intumesce | >tfw r9k is actually a front for an ISIS bioweapons project aiming to mix the unholy triad of black molded piss jugs, distilled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and concentrated dried period blood and turn it into a weaponized bioagent for acts of terrorism in the Us | 2014-09-15 02:01:46 |
| Intumesce | Once barricaded myself in an unfinished basement for two years, used a laptop and slept in a tent, and refused to leave until the black mold had given me asthma and pneumonia and threatened my life. When I was finally driven forth by the building's owner, I had to sneak all my piss bottles out under cover of darkness in several loads with a stolen grocery cart to a commercial dumpster several blocks away. | 2014-09-15 01:24:25 |
| Intumesce | benus in anuu XDDDDD | 2014-09-13 23:28:59 |
| Intumesce | I'M GETTING SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIRED OF 2 THINGS IN LIFE:1. NORMALFAGS, NORMALSCUM, NORMALSHITS, NORMALSUBHUMANS, NORMALCUNTS, NORMAL♥♥♥♥♥♥S2. MY BUILT-UP SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONEITHER YOU GIVE ME SOME PRIME TEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ OR YOU GET A NICE 9mm BULLET THROUGH YOUR TEMPLETHE CHOICE IS VERY SIMPLE, NORMAL♥♥♥♥S!AND MY SECOND DEMAND IS EITHER YOU START GIVING US ALL GIRLFRIENDS AND TREAT US LIKE FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS, OR WE START A BETA UPRISING AND IT WILL BE THE LAST CHOICE YOU REGRET! | 2014-09-13 18:10:49 |
| Intumesce | right now I jerk off specifically to guro faces, specifically shocked expressions right as they get an injury. Just the face. I'm getting back into it | 2014-09-13 01:48:49 |
| Intumesce | TODAY I WITNESSED A MIRACLE BY HUMAN STANDARDSI SAW THE CROWNING OF THE /r9k/ KINGPRAISE JESUSPRAISE MOOTPRAISE SLOBOP | 2014-09-13 00:18:15 |
| Intumesce | I've lived in my family's basement for a decade. It's dark and full of centipedes, but I don't care anymore. There's black mold but I ignore it. I haven't brushed my teeth in years. MAYBE I did once a couple months ago, but every time I try to brush now it hurts too bad to continue. I haven't turned the lights on for longer than I can remember, my monitor is my only light. This place is so dark and cold my family regularly forgets that I'm here, and they're all afraid to come down due to the bugs and poor air quality. Sometimes they throw down snacks and the junk mail I get from colleges still trying to pick me up, even though it's far too late for me to go. | 2014-09-12 23:46:00 |
| Intumesce | I jerk off around eight times a day, often more, and I have a complete porn addiction on top of a case of erectile dysfunction because I beat my ♥♥♥♥ so hard. I'm often too lazy to lube it up. I'm riddled with ingrown hairs. I don't know if I have body odor anymore, after a year of not washing it seems to disappear. I'm a fatass who's so out of shape I get winded climbing a small staircase and need to sit down. My feet and back both hurt from a minute of standing. What else? I wear the same outfit for AT LEAST a week at a time, and then I don't really wash them. My shirts are getting greenish, I feel like the stain isn't coming out either. | 2014-09-12 23:45:57 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you see a sexy girl smoking>tfw you start feeling happy>tfw you know her lungs are trash, filled with tar, and the damage is already done.>She also has a better chance at getting cancer than i do.It's the little things in life that make you the happiest. | 2014-09-12 22:47:16 |
| Intumesce | Little girls telling me how much of a sick pedo I am excites me. | 2014-09-12 16:23:58 |
| Intumesce | >yfw you realize that there are actually normals who go on /r9k/ and pretend to be robots>yfw they subconsciously makes us what to kill ourselves with the constant reminders we're virgins, friendless, and have never have a gfNormies are literally, L I T E R A L L Y trying to make us kill ourselves.We need a beta uprising NOW! | 2014-09-12 16:22:13 |
| Intumesce | If your mom sets you up on a date with a girl and the girl ends up having sex with you, does that mean your mom indirectly did a sexual favor for you? | 2014-09-12 15:15:59 |
| Intumesce | This tomato has seen better daysAnd so have I | 2014-09-11 20:46:42 |
| Intumesce | mmm oh yess magikarp oh yess, use splash on me you little slut. | 2014-09-11 08:24:42 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-09-10 08:26:29 |
| Intumesce | >dad finds my old high school yearbook under my bed>i wrote normie over 90% of the pictures>won't give it back and signed me up for therapy starting on friday | 2014-09-10 08:22:33 |
| Intumesce | Orrie at the mall. Act 1:Orrie: Hi, is this the customer complaint department?Lady: Yes dear. Orrie: Can I complain? Lady: Sure.Orrie: BAWWWWWWWWWWWW | 2014-09-10 08:10:13 |
| Intumesce | >tfw constantly high on Benadryl in my room, only sober up when I run out and have to go buy more>Pepe and Wojack have conversations with me>Pepe tells me to kill all the normies but Wojack warns me not to listen>starting to see the inner workings of the feminist conspiracy all around me>everything makes much more sense>tfw starting to realize that Benadryl is the real world and being sober is the fantasy>Wojack is trying to hide it from me but Pepe tells me the truth>starting to realize that Wojack is just a normie informant trying to stop the beta resistance | 2014-09-09 15:49:48 |
| Intumesce | I take being NEET very seriouslyI will fake mental illness, run away and become homeless, or kill myself sooner than work | 2014-09-09 13:10:14 |
| Intumesce | What in God's name did you just damn say about me, you little whippersnapper? I’ll have you know I was captain of my squad in Vietnam, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Viet Cong, and I have over 300 confirmed civilian kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top machine gunner in the entire 1964 US armed forces.You ain't nothin' to me but just another damn communist. I will hit you with my cane with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. My son thinks he can get away with insulting his grandpa for fighting for his ass in 'Nam? Think again, idiot. | 2014-09-08 20:02:25 |
| Intumesce | As we speak I am contacting my fellow veterans across the USA and your address will be given to all of them so you better prepare for the storm, you maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your communist spirit.You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Joseph. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seventy ways, and that’s just with my wheelchair. Not only am I extensively trained in elderly combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the America's Elderly People Association and I will use it to its full extent to gather support to deport your sorry ass off the face of America, you dumb little scumbag.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your pie hole. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you spoiled brat. I will bomb napalm all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead to me, I have no son. | 2014-09-08 20:02:20 |
| Intumesce | >le maymay arrowis this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic ass memei love that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme so much manwait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 ♥♥♥♥ :)*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic ass M E M E | 2014-09-08 11:53:53 |
| Intumesce | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LMAOY LMAOY LMAOY LMAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY Y LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xPle epin troll i coax youed int o al e ruxze xDDD tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lelepic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? | 2014-09-08 11:53:29 |
| Intumesce | I'm starting to believe my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I genuinely think anyone who doesn't ♥♥♥♥ in a jug and pisses in bottles is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-09-08 03:37:06 |
| Intumesce | >mum is eating lunch and watching TV>tells me I should be making my own lunch when I'm hungry>start screaming "RAPE" at the top of my lungs and ♥♥♥♥ on the livingroom floor>demand she makes me a jelly sandwich or I'll piss on her >she doesn't respond and just sits there sobbing I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over this ♥♥♥♥. A SANDWICH IS ALL I ASK. | 2014-09-07 06:25:02 |
| Intumesce | >mom tells me that she won't buy me ice cream unless I clean my room>leave a log on her pillow>there is now ice cream in the freezer | 2014-09-07 06:24:24 |
| Intumesce | >really want to eat some chicken and potatoes>dad says he won't cook them because it's 3AM>tell him I'll kill myself if he doesn't>he cooks me chicken and potatoes♥♥♥♥ normalfags | 2014-09-07 06:22:27 |
| Intumesce | >♥♥♥♥ briefcase is full>mum hasn't cleaned it out yet because she's "busy with work"THAT'S IT, THE BLACKMAIL STARTS TONIGHT | 2014-09-07 06:11:56 |
| Intumesce | Funny you say that Orrie, I just sharted in my pj bottoms. | 2014-09-07 06:09:54 |
| Intumesce | I literally just ♥♥♥♥ my pants because I was too lazy to crawl to my ♥♥♥♥-jugs. | 2014-09-07 05:49:46 |
| Intumesce | You know, there was once a time in my life when I didn't think I would be mildly attracted to a cartoon of a hamburger. The future now scares me even more. | 2014-09-05 19:12:18 |
| Intumesce | LOOK ORRIE I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!! | 2014-09-05 17:43:55 |
| Intumesce | Look buddy, I'm a memegineer. That means i make memes.not memes like le troll face because that would fall within the faggotry of redditI make quality memesfor example, what's gonna stop some fat unpaid janitor from deleting my post on a chinese cartoon imageboardthe answer is a memeand if that dont workpost more memes | 2014-09-05 17:43:48 |
| Intumesce | Orrie and Intu playing trivia games:Intu: Name a part of the body that starts with 'n'.Orrie: Knee. | 2014-09-05 15:09:03 |
| Intumesce | I've recently developed an obsession with being cruicifed, can somebody please diagnose what my mental problem is? | 2014-09-05 07:17:02 |
| Intumesce | I ♥♥♥♥ myself today. Two weeks into college and I've messed everything up. I ♥♥♥♥ myself during a class with 120 people. I had to waddle out of class with ♥♥♥♥ dripping down my legs, out the bottom of my shorts. | 2014-09-05 05:43:08 |
| Intumesce | so ironic I'm not sure I'm in on my own joke. | 2014-09-05 04:37:59 |
| Intumesce | >be helium tank>be told at the factory that our purpose is making children happy>excited, I sit on the store shelf, waiting my chance to blow up balloons and see the smiles on children's faces>I feel my box moving, knowing it won't be long now>box opens, some fat man takes me out>his house is dark and filthy, bottles of piss and ♥♥♥♥ everywhere>this is definitely not a kid's birthday party>he attaches a bag to a tube and hooks it up to me, puts it on my spout>turns me on>he slowly dies>I sit there for weeks, watching his corpse slowly liquify>cops finally discover it, I am taken into evidence and eventually thrown into a dump | 2014-09-04 14:56:28 |
| Intumesce | >tfw playing World of wacraft >tfw in goblin starting zone>Tfw start masturbating while I talk to a female goblin while I am also a female goblin and start fantasizing about them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ >tfw go on internet and look up goblin porn and ♥♥♥ to it>tfw when no goblin gf | 2014-09-04 09:49:35 |
| Intumesce | I see jugs of poop, pissbottles tooI see feels, both old and newAnd I think to myself... what a wonderful boardI see girls with Chad, and traps being gayThe normies and NEETs, they fight everydayAnd I think to myself... what a wonderful boardThe musings of the friendless, the virgins gather hereThe ones who no woman has ever come nearI see Normies laugh aloud, saying "man up, you nerd"'Coz they insist on being heardI see privilege checked, and now they knowTheir social status really starts to showAnd I think to myself... what a wonderful boardYes I think to myself... what a wonderful board. | 2014-09-04 09:37:17 |
| Intumesce | We've spent too long on the path to wizardry.It's time to step up to Feelcromancy. | 2014-09-04 06:11:02 |
| Intumesce | >gf's exist>you can't have oneWHY IS THIS ALLOWEDJUST BECASE I'M A 21 YEAR OLD NEET KHV SITTING IN MY MUM'S BASEMENT WEARING ONLY CUMSTAINED BOXER SHORTS AND CLUTCHING A PISS BOTTLE APPARENTLY I'M NOT ENTITLED TO A GIRL FRIEND?THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?! | 2014-09-04 02:56:58 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no qt bf with which to engage in Gorilla Warfare | 2014-09-03 13:22:55 |
| Intumesce | >tfw go to Cemeteries and pee on graves of obvious normals>Take a dump on the grave of Chad ThundercockRest in Peace ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-09-03 12:50:30 |
| Intumesce | WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DO PEOPLE CALL ME SLUT FOR JERKED OFF MY DAD AND SWALLOW HIS SPERM? :(( HIS ARM BROKE FFS | 2014-09-03 12:49:01 |
| Intumesce | >human society has progressed to a point where anonymous strangers thousands of kilometres from each other debate the finer points of 2D penis aesthetics | 2014-09-03 12:40:59 |
| Intumesce | >tfw part of the /r9k/ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brigade>tfw people roleplaying as normies>tfw people roleplaying as pathetic NEET virgins who have extreme social anxiety>tfw at the end of the day we all share a laff at people who are ACTUALLY at either end of the spectrum>tfw ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culture staying strong | 2014-09-03 10:19:22 |
| Intumesce | apology for poor englishwhen were you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies?i was sat at home ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in jug when pepe ring‘♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is kill’‘yes’ | 2014-09-03 10:02:15 |
| Intumesce | >tfw your Chad cousin dies>Go to his funeral with your family>Dad tells me about his fiance, his 400,000 k jobs and the long life he had ahead of him>Can't stop grinning through out the whole ordealThe only good normal is a dead normal | 2014-09-03 05:27:39 |
| Intumesce | Ebola chan melts my heart like no real girl ever can | 2014-09-03 05:15:51 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue twister:A shanky young hoe named Shaneequa with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoes who knows other hoes is showing her ♥♥♥♥♥♥ itty bitty kiddy titties for Thad Tyrone, who disagrees with what she sees for Shaneequa's titties are not ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiddy titties nor itty bitty, and feels a wee bit witty for knowing much about ♥♥♥♥♥♥ itty bitty kiddie titties, but Jamal Jamal, a casket basketcase basketball player and straight playa from Australia sees this and can seize this opportunity to be himself shamelessly and yell SHIIIIIIII- | 2014-09-02 12:59:26 |
| Intumesce | >tax evasion is illegal and because of this money is always flowing in to pay for welfareYou pay for my sorry, useless ass to sit on my chair all dayYou pay for my doritos, my internet, my games, and my dakimakuraYou might have bullied and harassed me when we were young but now I get the last laughSUCKMYTINY♥♥♥♥NORMALSCUMNORMALSHITS:☐ not BTFO☑ BTFO | 2014-09-01 16:10:17 |
| Intumesce | >just today>mother sat down with me>told me I was actually born a man>had sexual reassignment surgery because I was born with an extreme case of micropenis>tfw you realize you were born a completely worthless man and as such they would rather make you look like a girlTHANK YOU GODI CAN'T IMAGINE HOW ♥♥♥♥ LIFE WOULD BE IF I WOULD HAVE HAD TO LIFE WITH A MICROPENIS | 2014-09-01 13:28:22 |
| Intumesce | > ＨＥ ＤＯＥＳ ＩＴ ＦＯＲ ＦＲＥＥ AYY LMAO | 2014-09-01 06:16:31 |
| Intumesce | if suicide is selfish then murder is sharing | 2014-09-01 04:11:07 |
| Intumesce | >one-word description of 4chan due in your American cultures class by the end of the semester>haven't even opened a dictionary yet>tfw | 2014-08-31 13:56:13 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/wBVxU64.jpg | 2014-08-31 10:09:35 |
| Intumesce | I genuinely can't be upset by women cheating on anyone anymore.Even the most sweet man in the world who does anything and everything for his girl. He's not safe and if he gets cheated on by an ultrachad I'm not surprised in the least.I've learnt this over the past few years. Women are the most trash, most disgusting things on the planet. I expect every single person to get cheated on by their woman at least once. | 2014-08-31 10:02:06 |
| Intumesce | Orrie, you're not being yourself hard enough. Try being yourself for 10 sets of 10 reps each. Be yourself when you think you need to be yourself, and be yourself even more when you don't want to be yourself. Buy a be yourself supplement if necessary, and keep a journal of how yourself you're being. When you be yourself to be yourself, you'll be yourself any be yourself yourself be. | 2014-08-31 09:46:13 |
| Intumesce | >tfw banned from McDonalds for masturbating in my car as I watch the drive through girl | 2014-08-31 09:33:44 |
| Intumesce | >orrieboy never DOES IT FOR FREE and cleans up his profileTruly a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s paradise | 2014-08-31 09:24:25 |
| Intumesce | AND REMEMBER HE DOES IT FOOOOOOR FREEEEEEE(FOOOOR FREEEE)I'LL ♥♥♥♥ ON YOUR BOARD LONG AFTER YOU'RE GONEFOOOOOOR FREEEEEEEE(FOOOOR FREEEE)YOU WILL NEVER GET PAIDAND NEITHER WILL YOU EVER GET LAIDAND KEEP ON BEING A GOOD, GOOD, GOY | 2014-08-31 09:22:26 |
| Intumesce | >normalscum really think because I have a life better than a starving, disease-ridden 9 year old ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in Africa means I have no right to be deeply depressedHello, normalshits. Because your life is better than mine you shouldn't complain about YOUR problems either. Suck it up you subhuman ♥♥♥♥♥. Late to work, spilled coffee on your clothes, and your gf didn't kiss you goodbye? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, because I don't have a job, too poor to afford coffee, and no girls have even touched me for the past 6 years. | 2014-08-31 08:03:23 |
| Intumesce | >break into robots home>find his closet, locate pissbottle stash>empty them out in a sink>refill them all with my own piss i brought in jugs>mfw its my piss in his bottles he admires | 2014-08-31 04:58:16 |
| Intumesce | >had sex with aunt when i was 13>got her pregnant>she had the kid>now have a 6 year old daughter>uncle has no idea | 2014-08-31 04:51:01 |
| Intumesce | I drink my old piss bottles when I'm too lazy to go to the fridge | 2014-08-31 04:49:36 |
| Intumesce | >gf dumps me>punch her to the ground>♥♥♥♥ on her faceAAYYYY LMMAAOOO | 2014-08-31 04:43:39 |
| Intumesce | The mods need to start enforcing rules to keep the underaged out. They contribute nothing...It just brings us down even more to hear that 15yo pieces of ♥♥♥♥ get to have sex while we do not! | 2014-08-31 04:10:15 |
| Intumesce | >find ♥♥♥ towel under my bed>mfw I don't even own ♥♥♥ towel | 2014-08-30 11:26:27 |
| Intumesce | I just ♥♥♥ on the carpet.Theres a special spot where silverfishes accumulate, mold grows and everything is darker than the surroundings of the carpet. | 2014-08-30 11:25:43 |
| Intumesce | >go to drivethrough>girl at window says "hi how are you">drove off without my order and masturbated at home | 2014-08-30 10:28:47 |
| Intumesce | >♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ endlessly for weeks about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and calling normalshits out>not even a warning>post one spoilered NSFW image on /a/>3 day banH E D O E S I T F O R F R E E | 2014-08-30 00:55:21 |
| Intumesce | Between a single, perfect day with your waifu and 32,000 tons of high-quality steel along with a facility in which to store it, which would you prefer? | 2014-08-30 00:53:43 |
| Intumesce | One time I tried to kill myself.I tied a concrete block to my ankle and jumped into our pool. Since the rope was too long to keep me under, and my dad came home I had to go to therapy instead. | 2014-08-29 11:24:43 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NORMALSHIT ORRIE♥♥♥♥ YOUR FACEBOOK, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR TWITTER, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR GOOGLE+, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR MONEY, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR GF, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR FAMILY, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR JOB, ♥♥♥♥ YOUR LIFE, ♥♥♥♥ YOUYOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ABHORRENT HUMAN BEING AND IF YOU HAD ONE OUNCE OF SHAME LEFT IN YOUR BODY YOU'D REALIZE HOW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWFUL YOU AREWHILE YOU'RE OUT DUMPING LITERS OF ♥♥♥ INTO LOOSE SLUTS, I'M STRUGGLING TO GET A TURD INTO MY JUGWHILE YOU'RE MAKING LITERALLY STACKS OF MONEY FROM YOUR JOB AS A MALE MODEL I'M STILL SITTING IN BED AND CRYINGWHILE YOU'RE GOING TO A MOVIE WITH YOUR GF I AM TRYING TO DOWNLOAD A TORRENT AT 30 kb/sYOU HAVE IT SO GOOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ITI HOPE YOU GET SLOWLY CRUSHED BY A ROADROLLER THEN YOUR REMAINS ARE EATEN BY STRAY DOGS | 2014-08-29 11:21:11 |
| Intumesce | >tfw taking a ♥♥♥♥ and push so hard that a period blood clot shoots out into the toilet | 2014-08-29 06:55:53 |
| Intumesce | It feels good knowing that the most I'll ever innovate and produce are the mushrooms growing on my ♥♥♥ rag. | 2014-08-28 22:37:06 |
| Intumesce | D A S I T M A N EASITMANE | 2014-08-28 11:39:28 |
| Intumesce | I only feel alive when I take a huge dump in the form of a textpost♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is my life | 2014-08-28 11:36:53 |
| Intumesce | A girl just texted me :> Hey > How are you doing ?I'm in full panic mode, this never happened before. What do I do ? | 2014-08-28 06:53:03 |
| Intumesce | my bucket list:1. finish writing my diary2. pair up with a schizophrenic3. ♥♥♥♥ in a lot of jugs4. piss in a lot of bottles5. read every VN on my backlog6. get a gun license7. shoot up a local school8. (post mortem) make the news | 2014-08-28 03:57:22 |
| Intumesce | >Orrie the normlord>DepressedHahahaha hold on I gotta go laugh outside or I'll wake up my parents wait like 2 minutes | 2014-08-27 21:03:15 |
| Intumesce | >tfw youre so hopeless normies wont even tell you to b urself anymore | 2014-08-27 20:57:51 |
| Intumesce | >300 word essay>I can't cite wikipedia as my source>I can't quote wikipediaI'm doing it, Orrie! In a week I'm shooting up my school, and I'll take myself with it! | 2014-08-27 20:53:06 |
| Intumesce | I can't even go one day without giving myself an enema because I'm so addicted to anal. | 2014-08-27 09:18:16 |
| Intumesce | I have been in a serious internet discussion involving smegma ♥♥♥♥ balloonsthat's one thing I can tick off my list of things to do before I die | 2014-08-27 08:52:10 |
| Intumesce | ______`~_-`~-_GELBOORU_-~`-_~`______[[[[[[[[nUmBeR oNe iN tHA hOoD, G]]]]]]]]] | 2014-08-27 04:21:26 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell...I'm rotting away in my stinkpit of a room whilst every female I know has a bf ..When THEY'RE oppressed??!Gas all women. | 2014-08-26 18:08:00 |
| Intumesce | >apply for unemployment>you need at least three years experience defecating inside water containers as well as a master's degree in social anxiety self-studies | 2014-08-26 18:02:37 |
| Intumesce | My life... my life is the tally on a strange Force-a-Nature | 2014-08-26 00:38:22 |
| Intumesce | HELLO, "9gag".I PRESENT TO YOU THIS "ORIGINAL CONTENT" ENTITLED "LE SCIENCIST MAN". IT DEPICTS A FIGURE IN THE TYPICAL POSE OF "CELEBRITY SCIENCISTS" WHICH IS INTENDED TO DENOTE "DEEP THOUGHT WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY ENGAGING IN CASUAL CONVERSATION"; A "SCIENCIST" IS SOMEONE WHO ADHERES TO, PROMOTES, OR ENDORSES "SCIENTISM".THIS IS THE TEMPLATE WHICH IS INTENDED FOR EXPLOITATION; EDIT IT USING YOUR PREFERRED GRAPHICS EDITOR, AND POST THE RESULTS. | 2014-08-25 11:35:41 |
| Intumesce | What's the matter, Orrie? Are you upset that America is the greatest, richest country in the world and you live in some yuropoor country nobody knows the name of?It's okay, I understand that you're angry about it, but don't take it out on the big guy. Somebody's gotta be number one. Your number isn't even in the double digits, so I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you before someone decides to nuke you.If you're lucky you might be able to lick Putin's boots when he invades your sorry ass. And if you're even luckier, America might give one tenth of a ♥♥♥♥ enough to save your country when we have to be the world police.But first, you have to admit your country is complete ♥♥♥♥ and that your life is worth less than that of the fleas infesting my dog's hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.Until then, you are a freedom-hating, poor, disgusting, uncivilized idiot.GOD BLESS US ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A | 2014-08-25 06:09:59 |
| Intumesce | America's not free any more cops taking away rights not allowed to carry are weapons any more stupid democrats or should I say commits | 2014-08-25 05:57:27 |
| Intumesce | ARBEIT MACHT FREIWE MUST REINSTITUTE NEW CONCENTRATION CAMPS TO RID THIS FILTHY COUNTRY OF THE GAY, THE BLACK, THE HORSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, THE ANIME WATCHERS, AND THE SLUTSTHEIR CORPSES SHALL BURN AND THEIR BLOOD SHALL FLOW DOWN RIVERSSIEG♥♥♥♥♥♥♥HEILDUDE | 2014-08-24 23:50:18 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥ YOU NORMALSCUM, YOUR DOOM IS NIGH, SOON THE BETA UPRISING WILL HAPPEN AND YOU'LL TASTE THE COLD STEEL OF OUR KATANAS. | 2014-08-24 21:22:10 |
| Intumesce | please hepl i m a starvi ng hild in a taiwan slave factoryi don t wanna do dungeon duty | 2014-08-24 09:15:47 |
| Intumesce | THAT'S IT MISTER, NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO WALK AROUND WITH A SMELLY ♥♥♥♥!DROP YOUR PANTS AND LET MOMMY CLEAN YOUR SMEGMA RIGHT NOW!!*SLURP SLURP* | 2014-08-24 06:30:11 |
| Intumesce | >tfw accidentally mopped house with piss mop and now house smells like piss | 2014-08-23 16:59:27 |
| Intumesce | Any ebola-chan doujins? | 2014-08-23 16:49:39 |
| Intumesce | when eating a girl out I like to spell out the alphabet with my tongue, once my tongue gets sore I like twice from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the clit | 2014-08-23 16:32:00 |
| Intumesce | Betaori? More like beta Orrie | 2014-08-23 16:28:24 |
| Intumesce | Jihad on those who wish to do lewd and cruel things to fairies! | 2014-08-23 13:40:01 |
| Intumesce | >tfw parents find your ♥♥♥ cloak | 2014-08-22 23:07:07 |
| Intumesce | One of my piss bottles tipped over and caused a chain reaction of other falling bottles. Now my whole floor is covered in piss. | 2014-08-22 16:36:11 |
| Intumesce | I want a girl with huge boobs because they make me feel comfortable when I use them as a pillow. A-B need not apply you're all worthless | 2014-08-22 02:54:59 |
| Intumesce | Why am i sexually attracted to chicken?ive always gotten a hard clitoris from the smell of and chicken. i had to rub a few out (multiple orgasm) when i even see chicken on the tv set.at bbqs with my friends and family i have to take a piece of chicken to the bathroom at least once and rub it on my clitoris and suck the bone up my vaginaa a few times, then i push it out.before i do that i have to eat the chicken meat and i rub it on my vulva. it feels so good.i like fried chicken and grilled chicken but raw chicken works too.i even like the smell of the blood and freshness of raw chicken that hasnt been cooked.i just want to know is this normal and is it against the Jewish religion since i'm a jew.please tell me if this is bad, and if it is how can i overcome it and stop being aroused by chicken? | 2014-08-21 17:18:12 |
| Intumesce | The fact that I will never experience prime teen ♥♥♥♥♥ has started to influence my daily behavior. I'm drinking a lot and I saw a guy get mugged but I didn't get help because ♥♥♥♥ him, my life is ♥♥♥♥ and today he gets mugged.There is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole in me and it's getting bigger every day. | 2014-08-21 09:15:39 |
| Intumesce | I get goosebumps from people replying to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.Is this normal? | 2014-08-21 09:12:56 |
| Intumesce | Only 3% of rapists are put in prison.The odds are massively in your favor, so why don't you rape someone, Orrie? | 2014-08-21 09:06:04 |
| Intumesce | I have a created a virtual character for myself who I roleplay as.He's a fat NEET with unbearable social anxiety that's so bad he can't even leave his room. He ♥♥♥♥♥ in jugs, pisses in bottles, and absolutely despises society and everyone in it.Though I like to change how fat he is. Sometimes he's slightly overweight, other times he's morbidly obese.His favorite things are: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on /r9k/, being depressed, playing video gamesHates: normal people, girls, his successful brother | 2014-08-21 08:58:11 |
| Intumesce | Help, Orrie!Like you I just ♥♥♥ into my underwear and keep wearing them.I've been doing this with the same pair of underwear for 2 months now...I only have 2 pairs of underwear, and one of them is really uncomfortable. My mom does all the washing, but since I'm always using these she never washes them.Should I be worried about getting an infection? | 2014-08-21 08:51:21 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥ MEI lost control of my ass and wet diarrhea flowed all over my pants and the couchMy parents will be home in 30 minutes, what do I do? | 2014-08-21 08:45:27 |
| Intumesce | >tfw your house looks like something straight out of Silent HillEver since I moved here 6 years ago I've only cleaned about 3 times, and all those times it was because someone basically forced me to.There's mold growing on some poop in a corner after an accident I had a couple of months ago, and now it's too gross to clean up.I used to have a dog a couple of years ago, but I'm not sure if it ran away or got caught in some trash and died. I can't bother looking for it, and I can't smell anything since I've grown numb to it all. | 2014-08-21 08:43:10 |
| Intumesce | Please look at this picture.What do you see? If you see a benis your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay :DDDD | 2014-08-21 08:39:29 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is very much a modern art form.It is every bit as poetic, beautiful, and expressive as art on a canvas, a symphony, or a stage play.Where they have their Hamlet, we have our NEETs. They had Kafka, we had ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-kun.Star Wars will be forever remembered, as will the Navy Seals Copypasta.If a woman shoving colored eggs up her arse and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them on a big sheet of paper is art and can be sold for thousands of dollars, how is me writing up a long paragraph about how degenerate normalfags any different?Indeed. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a great example of performance art. The world should be thankful they are Creative Commons, and therefore are free to use, reproduce, and show without having to credit me.Check your privilege, Orrie! | 2014-08-21 08:32:48 |
| Intumesce | I-I've been told I could model. And my mom thinks I'm handsome. | 2014-08-21 06:40:09 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no qt submissive gf to torture and dismember and then eat | 2014-08-20 11:19:06 |
| Intumesce | DIE NON-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCUMMEN WERE BORN ONLY TO ♥♥♥♥ HORSES | 2014-08-20 05:35:20 |
| Intumesce | gr8 b8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8 hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 88888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. | 2014-08-19 09:29:15 |
| Intumesce | There he is. There he goes again Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn’t it? | 2014-08-17 10:41:24 |
| Intumesce | I imagine you, little ♥♥♥♥, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. | 2014-08-17 10:41:21 |
| Intumesce | Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane ♥♥♥ NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU”.You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be. | 2014-08-17 10:41:08 |
| Intumesce | somebody contact /jp/ and tell all those neets that pissing in coke bottles is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ achievement | 2014-08-15 23:32:53 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is a big guy 4U | 2014-08-15 23:23:47 |
| Intumesce | >tfw IQ of 85 and blackIs there anything worse than being a black genius? | 2014-08-15 18:24:26 |
| Intumesce | tfw mom doesn't get the camera | 2014-08-12 03:34:56 |
| Intumesce | I'm in love with my therapist.She is literally a 10/10I'm 30, she is like 25 or 27Can I make this work somehow?>tfw I'm stroking my ♥♥♥♥ thinking about letting her pee on my ♥♥♥♥ and then me sucking on her ♥♥♥♥♥ until she ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth | 2014-08-12 03:13:42 |
| Intumesce | >chadling born to perfect parents in their million dollar home>grew up with luck smiling upon them, get whatever they want >only the best gfs in stock >large group of friends >good strong attractive genetics >dad pays for college >they don't really need it but go just to get drunk and have sex >eventually graduate, through connections with their friends or parents get a $70k+ a year job>find the perfect gf to marry >their privileged life is going swimmingly as it should>go to mall to look at engagement rings for their gf>suddenly they hear people screaming >bullet through his head >normie down >that great life, all that happiness, snatched away so easily get hard | 2014-08-08 22:48:02 |
| Intumesce | frick off, anime liker*kicks over your sandcastle* | 2014-08-08 17:31:54 |
| Intumesce | >tfw your dad walks in while you're watching one of the lewder parts of Kodomo No Jikan and seesHe just stopped talking and closed the door mid-sentence.I'm seriously considering writing a letter apologizing for being a disappointment, and then killing myself. | 2014-08-08 15:13:00 |
| Intumesce | HHHAH ♥♥♥♥ U RIHANNAU CAN CAL UR BUCKET LIST, UR ♥♥♥♥♥ LIST, BECAUSE OF ITS SIZE, BUT ♥♥♥♥♥ LIST MKE IT SOUND LIKE A LIST OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN DA WORLD, UD BE TOP, COS U CNT EVN FIGHT THE WIMPY CHRIS BROWN, HE NOOCK U OUT, HE WALOP UR LIGHT OUT, U CALL KLOSE UR 'BAE' N NOT UR 'BABE' COS U NEVER HAV 2 B'S. EVEN IN SCHOOL, U 2 STOPID FO 2 B'S. BABRDOS SLAG. BARBADOS, WORST CARIBEAN COUTRY. HIHSTES HDI OF ANY CARIBEAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥. HDI IS 4 WHITE PEEOPLE. IFU HVE HIGH HDI, UR A WHITE SLAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥. REAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAVE LOW HDI. ♥♥♥♥♥ MAH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOWEST HDI. BARBASD ENJOY UR CRUISE SHIPS LOL. U TUCHD IT HELD IT TUK SELFIE WIV IT.... IS IT THE CUP OR UR UGLY ♥♥♥♥♥? WE ALL SEE UR IMAGES. UR ♥♥♥♥♥ SO BAGGY IT PLAY 4 WEST BROM. MY BUCKET LIST NOT LUKIN GUD, LIKE UR ♥♥♥♥♥. BEEF CURTAIN? NAH U GOT HOLE COW CURTAINS. ♥♥♥ U. | 2014-08-05 21:59:34 |
| Intumesce | doctor who more like doctor poo | 2014-08-05 21:41:02 |
| Intumesce | Unemployment's risin'Ain't no work to doPeeing in a bottleAnd those jugs gettin' filledYeah, mom does all the shoppingDad does all the billsI've got the mind of a child but y'knowThat's fine with meHatin' life everydayDepressed night and dayDon't wanna get workAnd my life's so good becauseYeah, mom does all the shoppingDad does all the billsI've got the mind of a child but y'knowThat's fine with meThe world's in a crisisDollar's going way, way downLife is miserable andAaaah I wanna dieBorn to be NEETBorn to be NEET | 2014-08-05 19:47:24 |
| Intumesce | think you can come here and get away with it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?i'll show you what happens when you bring your normalshit here*big poof**teleports behind you*hello ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *eye sparkles with a KA SHING sound**a thousands lightning punches to your head and face, causing your face and head to be all deformed, along with giving you brain damage thus making you mentally retarded*not so normal now, are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?*gets ready to punch, time pauses for a small second, during that small moment the brightness in reality goes down except my hand which is glowing, like in a over the top fighting video game or fighting anime**time unfreezes, i punch you with all the power of my soul, which shoots you out into space*good bye ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, never return*reunite with my beautiful and pure virgin 2D waifu and we walk off into the sunset* | 2014-08-04 17:10:43 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you will never feel how hard it is to be a lonely, angry NEET who is too lazy to piss in a toilet | 2014-08-04 16:50:28 |
| Intumesce | >High-functioning autism>Whenever I make eye contact or even notice that someone is staring at me I start smiling and laughing like a doofus>When this happens it makes the other person laugh tooHOW DO I MAKE IT STOP? | 2014-08-04 16:44:37 |
| Intumesce | for all de shidbosding you have done in your life's you ged sendenced's to a bermanend desdigal twister :DDDDDDDindumesce: fug :::::DDDDDD | 2014-08-04 15:45:01 |
| Intumesce | HOW CAN I TRADE MY AUTISM IN FOR SEXI play Europa Barbarorum and MM, the hyper-autist's version GSG'sI sing Gilbert and Sullivan operas to myself when I'm aloneI can whistle 14 Haydn symphoniesI know the Elements song by heartI can name every French monarch from Clovis to Napoleon III I am ugly and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded and terrified of womenI will do anything you tell me How do I extricate myself from this hell? | 2014-08-04 15:35:44 |
| Intumesce | >tfw CIS scum near me had the THOUGHT of even approaching me>break out pepper spray, scream as loud as I can while shooting right into his eyes>he falls over in agony>kick him in the stomach multiple times to make sure he's not going to activate his oppressive adrenaline reserves to rape me senselessly before murdering me>stomp his balls flat so that his weapon of patriarchy cannot be used EVER again>call 911, alert them that I've been raped and am already experiencing the effects of PTSD>call my lawyer up to sue the filthy man for extreme emotional trauma, rape, attempted assault, and heterosexuality>before he passes out, he raises his hand>"I-... was just going... to a-ask for the-... t-time...">cops arrive with hot chocolate and blankets to ensure me and all witnesses are transported safely so a trial can be held for this disgusting human waste and so that patriarchy may one day die downI did the world a favor, really. | 2014-08-04 14:15:34 |
| Intumesce | >today it's a miracle if you find a virgin girl past 16>in 10 years it'll be a miracle to find a virgin girl past 14>in 20 years it'll be a miracle to find a virgin girl past 12>in 30 years it'll be a miracle to find a girl who hasn't had casual sex past 12>in 40 years it'll be a miracle to find a girl who hasn't done threesomes past 12>in 50 years it'll be a miracle to find a girl who is willing to participate in monogamy | 2014-08-04 14:07:04 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥ off, normalscum. You aren't even in the same ballpark as what makes a human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ being.As far as I'm concerned, you are as related to me as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana. You know nothing of what it feels to be anxious, NOTHING. NOTHING!You have it sooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy, don't you? Always living the good life with your 2 houses, 6 cars, 20 girlfriends, 700 children, and $9,000,000 monthly income.Put yourself in my shoes for ONE DAY and I guarantee you will be a broken shell of a man. You are so used to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dream world that it seems bizarre to you that other people don't have billionaire lifestyles left and right.No really, you are human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste contributing nothing to this world except more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ children you get from one night stands with loose, disease-ridden, black ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You are SUB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUMAN.♥♥♥♥ right off back to >>>/soc/ and >>>/rddt/ and while you're at it, GET THE ♥♥♥♥ >>>/out/ of MY board you HUMAN. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. TRASH. | 2014-08-04 13:49:50 |
| Intumesce | >tfw unknown sentient organism forms in my poopjugI'm finally a father | 2014-08-04 13:32:32 |
| Intumesce | >accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed itShould I just end it now? | 2014-08-04 05:57:20 |
| Intumesce | i cant stop jaypeeing | 2014-08-03 10:36:50 |
| Intumesce | A non-ugly female tried to initiate conversation with me today while in the DIY store minding my own business. It was a truly terrifying experience. | 2014-08-02 19:00:09 |
| Intumesce | >drink 5 mountain dews a week, 2l>mom accidentally buys 3 diet and 2 regular>ask if she's retarded and bring her mistake to light>she says it's the same and refuses to return them and get the right thingIt's infuriating I have to deal with this. She once got jalepeno cheddar instead of flamin' hot cheetos when I asked for flamin' hot. I think she purposely ♥♥♥♥♥ up. Noone is really that retarded and come that close to getting right, not even women. Spiteful ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2014-08-01 11:22:28 |
| Intumesce | >close my eyes as i'm about to ♥♥♥>let it out all over my stomach while pretending it's another anon's ♥♥♥ | 2014-07-30 19:35:51 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normalscum. Go back to your 10 PM nightclub hookups with random ♥♥♥♥♥♥, because you have and never will ONCE in your life experience the amount of pressure and anxiety someone like me feels ON A DAILY BASIS.You are literally human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash. Not even serial rape-and-kill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are as bad as you. I hope you become homeless and get beaten up so badly you can't walk for the rest of your life.And next time when you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ some ♥♥♥♥♥ who has had sex with 60 guys before you, try to remember how privileged and lucky you are to be living that glamorous social butterfly life you have. Maybe if you're feeling nice you'll think about those less fortunate than you before you ♥♥♥ balls deep in an STD-ridden vagina, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ human scum. | 2014-07-29 17:38:30 |
| Intumesce | Some girls are born with penises and you'll have to deal with the fact. | 2014-07-29 16:53:41 |
| Intumesce | nice orrie,,,,very Nice transmisogyny, so edgy, wow, im amaze | 2014-07-29 16:51:25 |
| Intumesce | If you're not 600 feet tall don't even BOTHER messaging me. I'm a sassy princess and I deserve a vampiric alphachad who smashes through my cervix like unloading a .357 into an ultra-thin condom. BTW I have 200 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ children. You MUST be OK with taking Jamal to the zoo! | 2014-07-29 07:14:01 |
| Intumesce | >tfw caught my dad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in bottles and mom kicked him out for 2 weeks so he had to live in a hotelWorst part was I didn't get any doritos for 2 weeks because he does all the shopping | 2014-07-24 19:36:51 |
| Intumesce | >watching anime>really into it, don't want to leave to go to the bathroom>decide to ♥♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥ jar>I'm almost done ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when I hear my dad knocking on my door>I tell him to not come in but it's too late as I already see the door knob turning>thinking fast I throw my ♥♥♥♥ jar out the window>I live on the second story and my window faces the drive way>all of a sudden I hear my mother scream>I look out the window and she looks at me with a disgusted face as the ♥♥♥♥ jar shattered and got ♥♥♥♥ all over the drive way>my parents freak out and find the rest of my jars and piss bottles>they kicked me out and I've been homeless ever since>I'm posting this from the public library | 2014-07-24 19:34:16 |
| Intumesce | >normals will NEVER understand the huge amount of pressure which is what forces you to ♥♥♥♥ in jugs and piss in bottlesYou ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are so spoiled by your toilets that you don't even know how it feels to not be able to use one. Do you think I go number 2 like this because I *LIKE* doing it?Do you think I LIKE the smell that's constantly in and around from my room? Let me tell you, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUT WRENCHING. I have fermenting ♥♥♥♥ sitting in my wardrobe from 2 weeks back and the terrible summer heat is only making it worse and ventilating it is practically IMPOSSIBLE. | 2014-07-24 19:09:30 |
| Intumesce | The social anxiety of leaving my room when there's *ANY* other people around is unimaginable by the likes of you filthy normals. Imagine stage freight times 1,000. Now apply that to any situation in life, INCLUDING going to the toilet, ESPECIALLY when your family has someone over. There is ONE time of day I can visit the toilet uninterrupted and without having to be scared of talking to or making eye contact with someone. It's 4 AM in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morning when everyone else is asleep.If it was as simple as "just manning up and going to the toilet" this wouldn't even be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ issue. You can't and never will see beyond your 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degree tunnel vision and realize not everyone is a social ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ butterfly.♥♥♥♥ all of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAD-ENABLING FILTHY DEGENERATES. YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS AND NOW YOU RIDICULE ME. ♥♥♥♥ ALL OF YOU. | 2014-07-24 19:09:28 |
| Intumesce | >feelio when met up wit me grandpa @ lemonparty n had a grat big steamy ♥♥♥♥♥ n fistin party w/out orrienaners2bad ur not invited ORRIEFAGGOT u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ QuEER LMFaoOOOOOOOOOO #getsteamed #juiced | 2014-07-24 18:45:41 |
| Intumesce | zxsac<lk,phjI LIDDERALLY JUS SMASH MY GEYBORD :DDDDDD | 2014-07-24 18:44:04 |
| Intumesce | >feelio undid me underknackers n clenched me bumbum in Orrie's face n unleashed a mcflurry of crummy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ n killed Orrie's mum with me zyklon b fartsPASSING GAS LMAOOOOOO ♥♥♥♥ ORRIE | 2014-07-24 18:43:29 |
| Intumesce | OHHHHMYYYYYY♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDMUM GET THE CAMERA!"!!!!!!MUMMY!!!!HOOLLLYYY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XDDDDGET THE CAMERA MUMI QUICKSKOPED SOMEONE IN CAWWADOODYMOOOOOOOOOOOMMUUUUUUUUUUUUMGET THE CAMERAGET THEGETGET THEGET THE CAMERAFDKOIFMKSD NDSFNJ FDASJNFUYCK | 2014-07-24 18:37:51 |
| Intumesce | My parents are doctors, and would always read me some quotes from their medicine books when I was a kid.When I met people I didn't like, I would call them cancer and malaria, AIDS and hepatitis.I had ONE friend all the way to high school, his name was Gabriel. Even though I tried hard not to, I would ALWAYS call him gallbladder, because his name sounded similar.Eventually he moved away and nobody even came close to being my friend until I was 14.Because of my anxiety with people, caused by my (horribly) vast knowledge of illnesses and diseases, I also now have a phobia of said illnesses and I'm scared to death of leaving my house in fear of catching something or hurting myself.I hate my parents so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. I wish they would die of any and all the horrible illnesses I called people as a kid.I'm never getting a child, but if I was, I would cram knowledge about football down their head instead of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them up with images of gangrene and sclerosis. | 2014-07-24 18:22:37 |
| Intumesce | wen orrie wage's ub he will find benis drawn on his face :DDDDDbenis in face XXXDDDD | 2014-07-24 18:13:57 |
| Intumesce | A long known scientific fact is that of the "x + y / x+z = o" phenomenon.X is a force, which could be anything, but in this case it's my ♥♥♥♥.Y is an object in time and space, such as your mom.Z is X, a force, but multiplied several times. For this example X is my ♥♥♥♥, with Z being thrusts, let's say 50 for a decent sample.O is the result, the effect of X + Z applied to Y. In this case, it would be you, Orrie. | 2014-07-24 18:12:47 |
| Intumesce | who #bottleofboogers here?mine is 8 years of nose picking and still going strong, had to start a second jar just 5 months ago | 2014-07-24 18:07:18 |
| Intumesce | >tfw fistulas growing inside my anus after having a dry buttplug stuck in my ass for 2 daysThe worst part was the constipation and incredible stretching my anus did when a 2 foot long turd came flowing out of my ass the second the buttplug came out | 2014-07-24 18:05:45 |
| Intumesce | *unzips Orrie's pants**whips out katana**teleports behind you**whips out penis**teleports into anime section at Walmart**gets seen naked**commits benis sudoku**teleports benis inside you*LMAOOOOO KIDDO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET RAPED LOL | 2014-07-24 18:02:15 |
| Intumesce | !!! WARNING !!!!!! EXTREMELY HIGH LEVELS OF PRIVILEGE DETECTED !!!PLEASE ENTER THE FETAL POSITION UNDERNEATH YOUR DESK AND CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT OVERPRIVILEGEDMAKE SURE THE TUMBLR, SJW, AND REDDIT EMERGENCY HOTLINES ARE ON HOLD AT ALL TIMES IN THE CASE OF A STRAIGHT, CIS WHITE MALE OUTBREAK THAT MIGHT LAST FOR HOURSIN THE CASE ONE OF THE STUDENTS ARE OVERPRIVILEGED, MAKE SURE 1 (ONE) BLACK, LATINO, ASIAN, OR OTHERWISE EXO-UNDERPRIVILEGED POST-GENDERISM POST-RACISM POST-SEXISM SELF-IDENTIFIED MALE OR OTHERWISE SEXUALLY OPERATED FTM (FEMALE-TO-MALE) IS AVAILABLE TO FORCIBLY SEXUALLY OPPRESS THE OVERPRIVILEGED PERSONFOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE PATRIARCHY POLICE TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETYDON'T BE UNAWARE, BE POST-AWARE!CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE | 2014-07-24 17:56:22 |
| Intumesce | Boobs:>Makes Ritz overwork>Makes Shiro lazy>Makes Nodotits ♥♥♥♥♥♥>Makes Mayaya nerdy>Makes Hayaya slutty>Makes Jindai sleepy>Kills the TokiYou can prevent it | 2014-07-23 19:25:49 |
| Intumesce | Sex with little girls! | 2014-07-22 22:37:50 |
| Intumesce | *unsheathes katana* Better not waste your time praying to god guys, not like he's real any way*teleports outside plane*Shouldn't of messed with me, ukraine *slice up all the ukraine militas before they can even move a single finger*Nothing personnelle kid...except it was*tips fedora at brillance* *later recieves medal of honor from based putin for defending the white race*"heheh sorry ron paul, I didn't let it happen that day" *I"m talking to ron paul whose at the medal ceremony, later we ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and smoke weed and talk about libertarianism* | 2014-07-20 11:27:54 |
| Intumesce | Got a hall pass, nerd? | 2014-07-20 06:15:02 |
| Intumesce | I have a complex spiritual philosophy, but I believe that anyone who doesn't jack off to CP will be reincarnated as a child who is molested. I don't want that to happen to me. | 2014-07-19 14:45:48 |
| Intumesce | >tfw so socially awkward I get shakes just trying to join a public tf2 server | 2014-07-18 15:00:55 |
| Intumesce | ー═┻┳︻▄ξ( ❛‿❛)ξ▄︻┻┳═一MUM GET THE MEMES!! | 2014-07-18 09:04:31 |
| Intumesce | >feelio snapped me spine in six places bendin over backwards to suck me own ♥♥♥♥♥ and couldnt even get me mouth to me pipe so what i did was just ♥♥♥♥♥ all over me oan facethe ♥♥♥♥♥ i put up with LMAOOOOOOO | 2014-07-15 13:30:58 |
| Intumesce | >feelio scratched me arse an rubbed me eyes ana came down wiv a dose of cat ♥♥♥♥ eyeballs suck the gack out me lids ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAN | 2014-07-15 13:29:54 |
| Intumesce | >45 years old>Haven't left my apartment since I was 22>My mother (who is 75) does everything for me>She brings me food, takes my laundry and pays for my internet etc.>My mother is the only real person I've spoken to in 23 years since my dad disowned me>Have never kissed a women>I sleep 14 hours a day and spend the rest of the time masturbating to animals or playing games on my SNES (my PC cant run games)>Thinking of asking my mom for an XBone but can never pluck up the courage>Hear my mom crying outside of my apartment every week when she comes to drop off the weeks supplies>Taking a ♥♥♥♥ is the highlight of my day since masturbation has become so numb>I'm morbidly obese (haven't weighed myself in about 15 years now)>Time is hazy, never know what day of the week it is.>Don't have an IM service or speak to anyone online | 2014-07-15 12:58:34 |
| Intumesce | I'm addicted to 3P. Help. It's alot like being a loose slut that is addicted to ♥♥♥♥♥.You know that the more you indulge in it, the more retarded you get and you damn well know that the practice is looked down upon by society.Just like a quick ♥♥♥♥ with anybody, 3P games are quick to start and quick to end. Everything is cheap and superficial. They have no substance to them. And yet, it feels so good. Everyone is in a rush to get quick points. No thinking. No emotions. Just drowning in the pleasure of quick irrational orgies (tl note: orgies = mahjong games)Am I too late to save? | 2014-07-13 11:13:02 |
| Intumesce | Oneechan. Oneechan is the title character in the show Oneechan ga Kita.You know what else Oneechan is? Big sister. Big sister is always the sister of big brother.Big brother is the nickname for illuminati. But what's so special about illuminati?Illuminati has 10 letters. 1 + 0 is 1. 1 divided by 0 is not possible. Impossible? Mission Impossible. There are 4 Mission Impossible films, in which Tom Cruise stars in the latest one.Tom Cruise is a scientologist AND an actor. Scientologists believe in alien life forms and that their souls is what causes depression.Oneechan suffers from depression. Is Oneechan a scientologist?Scientologists are people. "People"? P e O P l E. POPE. Pope rhymes with dope, which is what weed usually is. | 2014-07-10 01:48:31 |
| Intumesce | Weed is the slang term for marijuana, and is highly illegal in Sweden.People smoke weed, Oneechan smokes weed, is Oneechan secretly a FaZE member?FaZE? Face. Facebook. Facebook is a website where people can post their personal information and "like" things.Mark Zuckerberg founded facebook. Zuckerberg? Jews. Hitler gassed Jews in WW2. ONEECHAN PLAYS A GAME ABOUT WORLD WAR 2 TANKS.ONEECHAN IS HITLER CONFIRMED. | 2014-07-10 01:48:29 |
| Intumesce | >been awake for 420 hours>eaten 69 bags of doritos>have drank 9 out of my 11 mountain dew cans>fedora about to fall off my head as if it wants to tip on its own>get so tired I have to log off Xbox Live>smoke 30 stacks of dank kush>resign from FaZE>put Intervention (made of plastic, not old enough to buy a gun) on my back >steal crystal meth magnums my dad has in his gun locker>put on ghibillie trenchcoat>travel to local furry convention>360 noscope subhuman furries while recording it with my storebought Spycam™ Sun Glasses>stream footage on Twitch (Kappa)>police officers gun me down as I make my 44th kill>die>go to heaven, tip fedora at god's doorstep>tells me I hardscoped half my kills and resigning from FaZE is a carnal sin>get sent to hell for 6 million years and have to suck satan's steamy hot smegma ♥♥♥♥REAL HUMAN BEAN | 2014-07-10 01:34:44 |
| Intumesce | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tank Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on HAVOK, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in a Leichtraktor.I am trained in sidescraping and I’m the top win/loss in the entire NA server. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.As we speak I am contacting my secret network of autists across the USA and your stats are being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, scrub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your stat page. | 2014-07-10 01:05:14 |
| Intumesce | You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can queue anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my stock tanks. Not only am I extensively trained in soviet bias, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Russian tech tree and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the clan wars map, you little ♥♥♥♥.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will derp fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, scrub. | 2014-07-10 01:05:11 |
| Intumesce | OHHHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOGE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAAAAKKKKKKKDDD M8I'M LITERALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWIMMING IN ♥♥♥♥♥ JUICE AND GANGSTA CASH SH1T MANGMY FEDORA IS LITERALLY MOVING ON ITS OWN TO TIP YOURE MOM IN THE BUSSY WITH MY ULTRA CLASSLE SWAG IS FOR LE BOYS LE CLASS IS LE FOR LE MEN*TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* *TIPS* I'M 2LEGIT 2 QUIT ♥♥♥♥♥ I CANT EVEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FEEL THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH ANYMORE IM JUST 2 HIGH 2 CARE ABOUT URE ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ LOL♥♥♥♥ MANG VOTE 4 PRESIDENT KUSH OBONGO $$$$$$$$$$ | 2014-07-10 00:53:14 |
| Intumesce | >forget to shower for 5 days>raise arms>that glorious, manly smell of armit sweat wafting into my nostrils | 2014-07-07 22:47:31 |
| Intumesce | Orrie make sure to talk to your congressman about proposition 420, Over the legalization of CɌY$†∆Ɫ ШЄЄD. | 2014-07-07 06:13:03 |
| Intumesce | le meme creme | 2014-07-06 23:43:53 |
| Intumesce | *unzips katana* | 2014-07-06 17:00:08 |
| Intumesce | You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed foces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. | 2014-07-06 11:59:11 |
| Intumesce | Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered. | 2014-07-06 11:59:08 |
| Intumesce | Am I the only one who gets like really excited (sometimes even in a sexual way) when I think someone is about to kill themselves? I know it sounds sick but I really do care. And it REALLY makes me want to take them out and give them the time of their lives.... Sex included. | 2014-07-06 10:38:01 |
| Intumesce | >applying cream on my buttcrack>finger slips into anus♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not again | 2014-07-06 08:51:07 |
| Intumesce | Remember you will never know the ultimate pleasure of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside someones breakfast sandwich without a condom | 2014-07-06 08:49:17 |
| Intumesce | Recruiting GF. I am 24 years old, 5'9" 170lbs. I squat 3 plate, bench 2 plate, OHP 1 plate. I like to cuddle and I like sex too. But I haven't done either of them before. | 2014-07-05 18:14:03 |
| Intumesce | I'd love to eat out a nice tight femboy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and then plow my ♥♥♥♥ between those nice warm cheeks, but I'm afraid of anyone finding out I like boys and either ostracize me or try to harm/murder me. I'm also very frightened of STDs, so I'd have to know a boy pretty well before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his boy♥♥♥♥♥. I'm getting hard just typing this. | 2014-07-05 15:35:44 |
| Intumesce | NEETism is pure physics, specifically thermodynamics. Every organism wants to minimize energy expenditure. Objects in motion in an environment with friction eventually come to rest, while objects at rest always stay at rest until acted upon. It doesn't need to be spread genetically or memetically because it is inherent in the nature of the universe. | 2014-07-05 14:37:07 |
| Intumesce | i haven't showered in 3 weeks and my vagina started to smell | 2014-07-05 11:35:21 |
| Intumesce | I just sucked the ♥♥♥♥ of my neighbour's dog.How do I avoid telling this to a theorist if I'm ever put into hypnosis? | 2014-07-05 11:20:42 |
| Intumesce | SO $TONED ♥♥♥♥ MAN AW ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ HELLA MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EASY-E C.R.E.A.M SO BAKED OFF THAT BOB MARLEY GANJA 420 ♥♥♥♥ PURE OG KUSH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEED. | 2014-07-05 09:24:13 |
| Intumesce | LEEEEEEL, RABIES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2014-07-05 06:23:54 |
| Intumesce | futa is the work of satan ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I wish the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who actually fap to that ♥♥♥♥ would commit suicide already | 2014-07-03 18:36:14 |
| Intumesce | Dear Orrie,What is your favorite spaghetti bird picture? This one is my favorite, I smile every time I see it and it brightens up my day.Thank you. | 2014-07-02 01:11:36 |
| Intumesce | i'm too truNEET too function | 2014-06-30 17:46:36 |
| Intumesce | I AM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥NORMALS KNOW NOT MY REPRESSED SEXUAL URGES, LACK OF GF, OR ANXIETY FORCING ME TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-06-30 03:27:11 |
| Intumesce | Is there a surefire way to get raped?I just want to be destroyed by a ♥♥♥♥, i don't care who's it is, i need someone to take control of me like an animal, and genuinely wants to rape me. | 2014-06-29 19:55:06 |
| Intumesce | >he's a moderator>on a free to play game forum>he does it for free>he takes his job very seriously>he does it because it's the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with his large backlog of little girl cartoons he still has to watch>he'll never have a job besides RBS.com >he'll never pay for his own apartment>he'll never stop smoking>he'll never know how to cook anything except microwave texmex food>he'll never have a girlfriend>he'll never have ANY friends | 2014-06-28 13:23:31 |
| Intumesce | mvq a normie wanted to kill himself because he couldn't stand being alone with himself for a week | 2014-06-27 05:20:35 |
| Intumesce | When I was younger I made love to my dog. It lasted several weeks until my family found out and forced us apart. I was pushed into therapy and forbidden from being close to Mittens. He ran off a few days later when I was at the shrinks. He's probably dead now. | 2014-06-27 05:05:03 |
| Intumesce | My dog died a few weeks ago. I put him in a black garbage bag.He's still in my hallway, can't bring my self to bury him. The bags swollen and warm. | 2014-06-27 04:59:22 |
| Intumesce | I'm so hungry and thirsty but I can't go downstairs to get something to eat and drink. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sister and her friend are in the living room and the kitchen is right beside it. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I am literally an African child. I have no access to water or food. | 2014-06-25 03:54:14 |
| Intumesce | i once had a doctor say i was on the "autism spectrum" and i called him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Arab goat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and threatened to call DHS on him | 2014-06-24 23:15:42 |
| Intumesce | tfw no MILF to skull♥♥♥♥ | 2014-06-24 22:49:39 |
| Intumesce | smoke the pain away, at least my bong loves me | 2014-06-24 20:20:10 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you have fantasized about getting powers since you were a kid>tfw you will never hold a chad in midair with psychokinesis and slowly crush him to a pulp >tfw you will never slam police cars together into a big pile | 2014-06-22 05:49:42 |
| Intumesce | There's this huge fly somewhere in my room but I lost track of it and haven't seen it again. I'm not gonna be able to take it easy until I know it's gone for good. | 2014-06-21 18:20:59 |
| Intumesce | >tfw just died my hair gold yellow and combed it tall>tfw getting weird looks on the streetTHIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED IT TO BE i guess i brought in on myself ;_; | 2014-06-21 17:53:35 |
| Intumesce | What if every post on this profile is two layer irony and Orrie is the only one who doesn't get it? | 2014-06-18 00:45:21 |
| Intumesce | If i suck my grandad's ♥♥♥♥ will i get aids? | 2014-06-17 22:35:27 |
| Intumesce | >grandma dies>laugh at her funeral in front of a crowd of 50>can't change her will because shes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead>still get all those sweet inheritance monies | 2014-06-17 22:02:22 |
| Intumesce | I would travel the country sneaking around in a homemade spec-ops suit killing every single person I knew I could get away with. I would break into houses and slaughter the family one by one with a knife. I would hide in a bush with a compound bow and a dark brotherhood cowl on a hiking trail and sneak attack every hiking loser who came by. I would light an orphanage on fire. I would hang out in front of an old ladies house and double tap her with my .22 ruger when the Swanson truck come by. I would murder a hobo in an alleyway. I would get in a gilley suit and have a safari on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ African pygmy village. I would trek through the sewers and plant C4 on manholes to blow up during a breast cancer parade.Nothing will go between me and my waifu. | 2014-06-16 22:36:40 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you can make a gf out of cardboard, but she can't love you back | 2014-06-16 22:21:22 |
| Intumesce | into le trash(e)bin it le goes | 2014-06-15 22:17:01 |
| Intumesce | who /♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/ here? | 2014-06-14 12:57:48 |
| Intumesce | Smashing Orrie's face with a hammer! | 2014-06-14 12:45:13 |
| Intumesce | Orrie doesn't tip at restaurants. | 2014-06-14 12:41:41 |
| Intumesce | Orrie watches Intu shower. | 2014-06-14 12:40:58 |
| Intumesce | Orrie can't sleep without a nightlight. | 2014-06-14 12:40:45 |
| Intumesce | Orrie trades Pokemon with himself. | 2014-06-14 12:40:21 |
| Intumesce | Orrie always smells his poop before flushing. | 2014-06-14 12:39:53 |
| Intumesce | Sex with ZUN! | 2014-06-14 12:35:43 |
| Intumesce | >tfw ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the butt by my older brother from the ages of 6-12 on a regular basis and didn't even really think anything of it at the time>get older and realize I was molested throughout my childhood>feel like I should have some kind of deep dark psychological trauma>then I stop to think about it and remember that I was sucking my friends ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ throughout my youth>doing gay ♥♥♥♥ at boy scout camp all the time>turned out pretty gay anyway>thanks bro | 2014-06-14 12:01:09 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no otherkin extraterrestrial intersex genderfluid feminist MRA transgender genderbent b/gf | 2014-06-12 20:54:33 |
| Intumesce | LE MAMI STILL GETTING COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS FACE | 2014-06-12 20:44:48 |
| Intumesce | I strongly dislike 3D, it's disgusting.But how do I fall in love with a 2D girl? Does it just....happen?I never felt in love with someone before, even though I am 24 years old. | 2014-06-12 20:15:00 |
| Intumesce | >dirty talk with traps and get a raging erection>the thought of actually being with one disgusts meI just like telling qt traps that i'd tongue their boy♥♥♥♥♥ and lick their balls | 2014-06-12 19:33:33 |
| Intumesce | Ever since I was a kid, I liked to take old bloody tampons and shove them up my butt just so I could pretend I was a girl on my period.One day our school had a field trip to some forest, and I had to hold my ♥♥♥♥ in for 7 hours or else they would discover a used tampon in my poop.Am I weird? I talked to my psychologist about this and he said he knows a lot of kids that used to do this. | 2014-06-11 13:23:48 |
| Intumesce | >feelio ran a mile in me own shoes to where Orrie rests his head at nite and left him a big ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ under his pillowgood nite eat ♥♥♥♥♥ LMAO ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-06-11 13:06:38 |
| Intumesce | I have a white female friend (irish) and lately I've been thinking of asking her to call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, no clue how to go about doing this. It would be extremely difficult, she's one of those whites that says african american instead of just black. | 2014-06-11 12:32:23 |
| Intumesce | >Manga>Man-ga>there is no Woman-gaWhy are ♥♥♥♥ so racist? | 2014-06-10 17:29:38 |
| Intumesce | Has anyone ever dressed up in pantyhose like a girl while moaning with a soft voice as you plunge a dildo into your boy♥♥♥♥♥, pretending it's Sakisan raping you with her futa ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside your ass at the same time as you ejaculate , all in in real life?I know I have. | 2014-06-06 21:03:43 |
| Intumesce | If two girls can lactate, could they survive purely off each others' urine and milk? | 2014-06-05 20:03:52 |
| Orrie | Stop raping me. | 2014-06-04 23:21:28 |
| Intumesce | >Have long hair>Cross-dress in a small black dress with skulls on it>Look at my self in the mirror>Pretty attractive, would bang>Get a boner>Try fapping with dress on>Seeing my ♥♥♥♥ ruins my immersion >Go flaccid almost immediately | 2014-06-03 21:41:03 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LE UNICUM CREW HAS ARRIVED!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-06-02 06:45:39 |
| Intumesce | *zips out ♥♥♥♥-whip* | 2014-06-02 05:49:02 |
| Intumesce | Pissin in a jug so your mother would have something to chugCause my mother never gave me no hugs Left me in the woods covered in bugs When found I was making juice from them | 2014-06-01 21:41:49 |
| Intumesce | >he's a "super unicum">in a free to play game>he pays for gold many times a month>he takes the game very seriously>he does it because it's the only thing he will ever be good at in his pathetic life>he insults players he doesn't like because whenever they land a shot on him he has an asthma attack>he ragequits platoons he doesn't like because they interfere with the time he could be statpadding with Devilishred>he'll never have a job besides RBS.com >he'll never pay for his own apartment>he'll never stop smoking>he'll never know how to cook anything except microwave texmex food>he'll never have a girlfriend>he'll never have ANY friends | 2014-06-01 21:17:40 |
| Intumesce | Wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. | 2014-05-29 03:11:43 |
| Intumesce | yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody ♥♥♥♥♥ mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil ♥♥♥♥, innit? ima ♥♥♥♥♥ fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob | 2014-05-29 03:11:40 |
| Orrie | u wot mate | 2014-05-28 11:18:28 |
| Kotooka | xD +1 OCD | 2014-05-27 20:56:26 |
| Intumesce | Orrie,I just realized why I'm still a virgin.It's because I watch anime.If I stop watching anime, maybe I won't be a virgin anymore! | 2014-05-27 09:24:32 |
| Intumesce | >mom refuses to buy me soft drinks anymore>dies of a heart attack the next day | 2014-05-26 06:48:33 |
| Intumesce | Who is Bane's favorite Touhou? | 2014-05-21 06:05:41 |
| Kotooka | http://exhentai.org/g/662000/944794ba38/ Time to learn a great language. | 2014-05-20 11:36:16 |
| Intumesce | when i was 15 - 16 my friend and i used to go to parties, but we wouldn't drink or do drugs we would just go there to break things, and steal anything that wasn't bolted down. | 2014-05-20 07:04:34 |
| Intumesce | never ♥♥♥♥ in a milk jug and i have no idea how that would work.i use a cereal container and i highly recommend it. | 2014-05-19 09:25:10 |
| Kotooka | Hi :3 | 2014-05-14 16:29:32 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with Youmu! | 2014-05-10 02:49:27 |
| Intumesce | I am the haipai of my tenhouOccult is my body and flow is my blood I have created over a thousand chombos Unknown to victory, Nor known to defeat Have withstood pain to imitate many demons Yet, those hands will never score anything So as I pray, unlimited tenpai works. | 2014-05-06 20:46:41 |
| Intumesce | I burst out sobbing every time I masturbate as I'm confronted with the children I will never get to see grow up | 2014-05-05 05:26:42 |
| Intumesce | >feelio when poured gasoline on me pubies n lit them on fire n gave janman a flaming steamy ♥♥♥♥♥ on his chest♥♥♥♥ you QUEER | 2014-05-05 05:23:54 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/xy70H5r.jpg | 2014-05-05 05:21:23 |
| Intumesce | >feelio blew a steamy turd into me jocks and gave janny the ol rorshite testhe looked at it an saw his mum i looked @ it an saw the FUTURE LMAO GET BLOWN | 2014-05-05 05:14:13 |
| Intumesce | It's done. I have created a ♥♥♥♥ igloo in my room made of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cemented together with ♥♥♥♥. Inside of the dome lies the helium tank. I just have to ♥♥♥♥ a little bit more to seal the entrance, and myself inside. Then... | 2014-05-04 21:27:10 |
| Intumesce | That's it! I'm tired of feeling the desire for sex and not getting it. I'm cutting off my ♥♥♥♥! Is there a safe way to do this? | 2014-05-04 20:10:25 |
| Intumesce | >buy a 3DS>within a day it's filled with anime pornThis is the greatest time in history to have been born. | 2014-05-04 20:09:35 |
| Intumesce | Is there any way to make a case for cp to be classified as educational and not go to prison | 2014-05-04 20:08:59 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you asked a girl out in a lucid dream she still said no | 2014-05-04 20:08:47 |
| Intumesce | Orrie, I just drank from my poopjug because I was so hungry and there was nothing left in the house to eat. What does this mean? | 2014-05-04 06:17:31 |
| Intumesce | When I come to this profile, rage boils up inside me comparable to the two minutes hate in 1984, that just makes me want to mutilate normies in front of their families.I just want to kill them all.I wont tho because killing is stupid. I'll enjoy it at the time but prison wont be fun. Claustrophobia and lots of annoying people.♥♥♥♥ you orrie for warping me into hating normies so much. | 2014-05-03 20:25:35 |
| Intumesce | There are people who doesn't know eye contact gives you full control over someone else.Why do you think the jews and Obama took over? They are mega eye contacters. All of us on 4chan cannot into this, so were just ♥♥♥♥ ups In life. | 2014-05-02 22:29:51 |
| Intumesce | >Car emissions got nerfed>Helium tanks got nerfedNow it's hard as ♥♥♥♥ to complete the "Suicide" mission | 2014-05-01 23:20:12 |
| Intumesce | "Kill the jan," the people saidDragged to the guillotineHe wept like a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥They'll need to make a page 15To hold all these great new threads.The blade fell, his pipe exposedLooked on did old ♥♥♥♥♥Who filled his undies in delightJan sprayed blood; he spray ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2014-04-28 20:44:53 |
| Intumesce | Spake the ♥♥♥♥♥:♥♥♥♥♥ jannies finish last as I fart turds and turdy sharts♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straining every vein to fill the skies with choccy rainBlood of nerds fuel my dark arts You will never know my painOnce I pry my arse apartThe Jay will never be the sameAnd ye who watch and even laughAnd make epic posts so braveWhich of you is man enoughTo take a ♥♥♥♥ on Janny's grave? | 2014-04-28 20:44:50 |
| Intumesce | Dear Dad,♥♥♥♥ you. You neurotic, protestant piece of ♥♥♥♥. You tried to make me as much of a loser as you. You tried to teach me to give into social anxiety and societal pressure and to be afraid of the world instead of embrace it. It almost worked, it almost worked for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decade and a half of my life and I'm just now digging myself out of that hole and I know you hate me for it. I could have had Han Solo for a dad, but I got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ C-3PO. I hope you get hit by a car or something ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.By the way when I visited for Thanksgiving I slapped mom on the ass, and she giggled and kissed me on the cheek. I thought you might want to know that. | 2014-04-28 17:20:26 |
| Intumesce | Sometimes when I ♥♥♥♥ in public, I like to smear my dookie all over. On the seat, handle, and walls, usually. I like to put it on the teeth of some toilet paper dispensers. I imagine people accidently cutting themselves on the teeth and getting my rancid diarrhea in their veins. | 2014-04-27 18:33:07 |
| Intumesce | >paying someone>not just giving away your boy♥♥♥♥♥ on craigslist | 2014-04-27 18:02:15 |
| Intumesce | A mouse ran up my leg a few days ago, I didn't even know it was there until I felt something weird and tried to scratch it. It ran out and I had to kill it.#neetlife | 2014-04-27 09:51:50 |
| Intumesce | >tfw I just applied for a receptionist position in a homeless women's shelter purely in the vague hope of getting some desperate hobo ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-04-21 18:14:21 |
| Intumesce | REMOVE ARTY remove artyyou are worst tank. you are the tank idiot you are the clicker donkey. return to poland. to our poland cousins you may come our contry.you never leave base….ahahahaha ,arty we will never forgeve you. clcicker rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarty click heavy sqhipere shqipare..arty genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead arty..ahahahahahCLICKERS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 8.6 .261 we kill the king , tomato return to your precious tds….hahahahaha idiot clicker and arty smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ARTY FROM THE GAME. you will get caught.russia+usa+asia+europe=remove arty…you will 9.3/ t-50-2 alive on malinovka, t-502 scoute all arties . fast cap t-502- malinovka. we are unicum and have gold now hahahaha ha because of t5-02… you are ppoor clicker ♥♥♥♥♥… you live in shack hahahaha, you live in a hole | 2014-04-19 23:15:55 |
| Intumesce | scouts alive numbr one #1 in open map ….♥♥♥♥ the spgs ,..♥♥♥♥♥ ashol arty no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur barrel and class. amx aliv and real strong scout kill all the basecamp arty idiot with view range now we the unica rule .asslicker retarty presidant TD42 ♥♥♥♥ the great serb and lay egg this egg hatch and arty was bo:rn. stupid tank form the eggn give bak our hp we will crush u lik fence beneaht track. mediums greatest class | 2014-04-19 23:15:53 |
| Intumesce | my stepfather stuck some celery up my ass as a kid, which was pretty traumatic at the time, but is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. | 2014-04-13 18:22:50 |
| Intumesce | I like to dispell my tulpa parroting by imagining Alex Shepherd getting into a towtruck dragging an empty drawer full of jews and drive into a giant oven surrounded by flying monkeys masturbating with steaming hot logs of rotten meatloaf. Anyone else do this? | 2014-04-12 23:01:55 |
| Intumesce | >feelio fingered me pipe n wiped ♥♥♥♥♥ under me eyes like war paint cept it blended with me skin♥♥♥♥ sake LMAOOOOO | 2014-04-11 19:15:26 |
| Intumesce | >Parents say they bring me home some food at 7PM when they left at 4PM>It's now 25 minutes to 10PM and still they aren't home with food♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. I hope they got into a car accident. | 2014-04-11 17:13:23 |
| Intumesce | >stop at Mcdonalds>"Hi what can I get for you today">...>....>......>I drive>attempt to rev the engine and spin the wheels of my 96 Ford Festiva>Not enough gas >car stalls>Cashier bursts out laughing >Head down >attempt to startt car>car refuses to start>staff come out to push my car out of the drive through.>"You've got the handbrake on">...>yeah.>wait for tow with toothpick in teeth.. | 2014-04-05 02:42:30 |
| Kotooka | who.ru | 2014-04-04 17:11:08 |
| Intumesce | *spreads your asscheeks and rams you until climax*did you feel that? | 2014-04-02 05:58:23 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/MD2HiXX.jpg | 2014-04-02 05:31:11 |
| Intumesce | >mummy is late, not home to make dindins>nothing to eat♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. What did I do to deserve this hell? | 2014-04-02 05:25:32 |
| Intumesce | I wanted to be edgy when i was 13 so i drew a pentagram made of blood in the schools bible. | 2014-03-31 21:11:34 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you will never kidnap a hooker, rape her, torture her for many days and finally kill her chopping her body to various pieces and burning them in a homemade incinerator | 2014-03-27 19:42:15 |
| Intumesce | >Be a theaterfaggot in high school>Be told I have a great voice>Immediately drop out of theater, don't say a word for the rest of high schoolHehehe, that'll show those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normalfags. | 2014-03-26 23:41:23 |
| Intumesce | I will pose this question again;Why haven't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a boy♥♥♥♥♥ yet? | 2014-03-26 23:09:10 |
| Intumesce | >Spend week watching lewd animes>Hop on WoT for 5x>Nothing is kawaii >Nothing is lewd >No waifus to be found ♥♥♥♥ this stupid game I'm done. | 2014-03-26 23:04:54 |
| Intumesce | jews = fast for passovermuslims = fast for ramadanfat american christians = ``fast'' for a few hours while they sleep | 2014-03-26 23:00:31 |
| Intumesce | lol i just farted but there was a poop in my fart XD lol now i have to change my thong ^__^ | 2014-03-26 22:59:30 |
| Intumesce | ei viddu make are you some kindsa ass börger or some ting :DDDDDDDD go fug ur mother with benis :-DDDDDDDDDDDD | 2014-03-26 22:42:36 |
| Intumesce | ليل الكلمات العربية... ... ...BOOM!That's all it takes for a Muslim extremist to blow open your door with a car bomb and demand you turn your area into a Shariah controlled zone. Why don't you own a gun, Orrie? | 2014-03-26 22:31:54 |
| Intumesce | one time there wads a gril who lobed a boy :Dhe but benis in bagina :-DD but then she diedsthe next weeg he was already dading another girl so her god gave him a testical twister :---Dify ou dont send dis to 10 peoples you will get destigal twistenings too :DDDD | 2014-03-26 22:29:32 |
| Intumesce | LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL I POASTED SUM HAWT TOUHOU PICS O_________O OMG HOPE MOM DOESNT CATCH ME...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD STUPID SEXY BUNNY!!!ONLY USELESS FOR LE SEX APPEAL LE DOUJIN REFERENCE HAS BEEN MADE????IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL LE EPIC WIN OTAKU?????? O___o___oOOO__OooOOO EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED XD*ADJUSTS LE FEDORA* I BELIEVE LE BUNNIES HAVE ENTERED A STATE OF MOST SEXY TIMES :''))) HENCE I HAVE POSTED AN ESTEEMED PICTURE OFLETOUHOUSIN SEXY TIMESXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDmy friend is like"omg wats 2hu about??"THEN I SHOW HIM THIS PICITS LE DANMACKOO GAME............BUT WITH SEXY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLDIAGONAL LELS ARE APPROACHING MAXIMUM WIN FOR EPIC STRATOSPHERES OF TRASH MAN SPAGHETTI MEMES | 2014-03-26 22:27:54 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/s8lLQfd.jpg | 2014-03-26 22:26:20 |
| Intumesce | ｡★*ﾟﾟ*★∵★*ﾟﾟ*★｡☆ﾟ ﾟ☆ﾟ ﾟ ☆★*you're a huge*★ *★｡ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. ｡★* ∵☆ ☆∵ ﾟ*★｡｡★*ﾟ ﾟ*☆* ﾟ | 2014-03-26 22:25:42 |
| Intumesce | ༼ ᕤ◕◡◕ ༽____________ᕤ HOOK HIM | 2014-03-26 22:24:59 |
| Intumesce | HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥>HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥>HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥>HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥>HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥>HOOK THE ♥♥♥♥ | 2014-03-26 22:24:55 |
| Intumesce | *checks privilege* | 2014-03-26 21:27:08 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no qt little girl to ejaculate on | 2014-03-26 21:22:57 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you will never turn into a dolphin>tfw no swimming freely in the oceans with your dolphin bros>tfw no qt dolphin gfi am ready to transcend this mortal coiltake me away, jesus. i'm done | 2014-03-24 20:25:50 |
| Intumesce | feelio wen me anal pipe prolapsed and janny boy sucked the HELL out of it | 2014-03-21 22:17:16 |
| Intumesce | >truNEETTruly a beautiful word, no wageslave could ever know the deep connotations drawn within its intricate concept | 2014-03-21 22:02:35 |
| Intumesce | ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)*takes dubs* | 2014-03-21 21:58:28 |
| Intumesce | I cummed on my dakimakura by accident the other day. And you know what? It's awesome.I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love going to bed and smelling my ♥♥♥ on her. It tells me she's mine, mine and no one else's. Makes me feel like a man. | 2014-03-21 21:19:43 |
| Intumesce | >girl pushes me on escalator>day later, she's in WTC when it's hit>she's killed along with her parents>her brother enlists to avenge her>they cut off his head and put the video up on the internetjustice is served | 2014-03-21 18:23:52 |
| Kotooka | Y I still get comments. | 2014-03-21 11:55:57 |
| Intumesce | My roommates and I are all on autismbux. None of us are actually socially awkward, we just faked it to get the diagnosis. We pool our money together and go on 2 week long vacations about 3 times a year. Next month we are hitting up Amsterdam, then it's Thailand in August, and we'll be in Sao Paulo for Christmas. Last year we hit up Moscow, Rome, and Ottawa. We tell the local women that we're software engineers doing contract work and they usually jump in bed with us. Our apartment has a hot tub on the porch and we picked up the PS4 and Xbone. We go to the local food bank and they usually give us boxes full of food.Thanks for paying taxes, Orrie. | 2014-03-21 06:41:28 |
| Intumesce | >tfw IQ of 140this probably explains my psychopathic tendencies and my inability to form relationships and loveany other high IQ bros? | 2014-03-20 23:16:01 |
| Kotooka | Orrie, please kill yourself. | 2014-03-20 20:10:55 |
| Intumesce | http://souvenir.ma.cx/data/sorry.jpg | 2014-03-20 10:12:32 |
| Orrie | ;________________________________; | 2014-03-20 03:51:24 |
| Orrie | Thats a lot of effort, for such a small thing.Is it because you l-like m-me? ;-; | 2014-03-20 02:50:52 |
| Kotooka | I was only there to invite you :3 | 2014-03-20 02:39:27 |
| Orrie | B-but if it is a group for creeps, doesn't that mean you're one? :333333 | 2014-03-20 02:22:44 |
| Kotooka | Because you are a creep that belongs in that group :3 | 2014-03-20 01:21:29 |
| Orrie | Whyyy http://puu.sh/7Ckv0.png | 2014-03-20 01:03:00 |
| Kotooka | Kill yourself. | 2014-03-20 00:35:11 |
| Orrie | No need to hate, just embrace it. | 2014-03-20 00:14:10 |
| Kotooka | WHY DO I GET NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 2014-03-19 01:08:07 |
| Intumesce | Hey, Orrie, what am I supposed to do with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now? They've been sitting in my closet for 4 weeks now and are gathering dust. They've stopped smelling as much as they did when they were fresh, but the color changed to dark green and I think I can see maggots crawling around in there. | 2014-03-18 23:59:29 |
| Intumesce | LOOOOLLLLDUNKED XDIN XDDDDTHE ASS XDDDDDDhaHHAHAHAHALOLLELTOP LELTOP KEKHAHAHAHAHAHAWHATA♥♥♥♥ LOLXdkiosncdnjkdsnjcnj mnkawdmjkcjmkz :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD :D :DFUG :DDDD | 2014-03-18 23:57:01 |
| Intumesce | Is it weird that I want to suck a ♥♥♥♥ even though I'm a grill? | 2014-03-18 21:58:52 |
| Intumesce | Le sigh……... | 2014-03-18 21:56:12 |
| Kotooka | PLSGO AND STAY GO | 2014-03-15 10:13:22 |
| Intumesce | >Guy I think is really cool finds out I never did drugs as a teen >He starts laughing at me and telling me the reason I don't do drugs is because I'm autistic>tfw I immediately burst into treats>tfw he continues laughing as I'm crying and pleading "I'M NOT AUTISTIC" | 2014-03-09 23:44:37 |
| Intumesce | any crack otaku here? | 2014-03-09 15:18:00 |
| Intumesce | BIG BLACK BENIS :DDDDDD | 2014-03-08 21:43:00 |
| Intumesce | >you'll never be crushed to death by a truckload of high-quality slate, extracted from the Rockmart Slate Quarry (situated in Rockmart, Georgia) and have your pulped remains seep into the example of a slate path in the display room of the Rockmart Slate Corporation | 2014-03-07 21:10:32 |
| Intumesce | SMELLY NEET ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-03-07 20:41:49 |
| Intumesce | >tfw taking a ♥♥♥♥ while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on a ♥♥♥♥ profile | 2014-03-07 20:34:17 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sub-humans!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! \ò14/88 | 2014-03-06 09:01:57 |
| Intumesce | Jesus christ i can't even remember the last time i left my home | 2014-03-02 05:59:08 |
| Intumesce | Veganon here, just reminding you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murderers that you are the most disgusting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beings of all time and you should all be killed. Today I went to subway with my carnivorous 'mother' (my real mother is nature) and there was this old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut ordering a 'Big Beef Melt' right next to me. Wow. I mean WOW. What kind of ♥♥♥♥♥ would find it funny to stand right next to ME (wearing 'My body isn't a graveyard' shirt) and think to do that, WOW. So I informed her of her disgusting choice and told her that she should be euthanised. She put on her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 'I'm sorry dear' FARCE and then asked to have it without the beef, I mean how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ low can you go amirite? WIW, I said, we'll how would you liek your dried up tits squeezed by some government MACHINE (literally and symbolically). Then I just walked out cool as. Nobody said anything, I must have really spoken to their hearts | 2014-03-01 11:22:22 |
| Intumesce | i want to ♥♥♥ in a burger | 2014-02-26 16:38:15 |
| Intumesce | Orrie only uses the self-checkout at the store. | 2014-02-25 04:52:37 |
| Intumesce | Orrie makes his golden retriever cosplay as an Arcanine. | 2014-02-25 04:51:24 |
| Intumesce | Orrie accidentally calls his art teacher "mom." | 2014-02-25 04:50:58 |
| Intumesce | Orrie bullies kids in COD. | 2014-02-25 04:50:36 |
| Intumesce | Orrie sings showtunes in the shower | 2014-02-25 04:50:28 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's anime review blog gets 10 visitors a month. | 2014-02-25 04:50:19 |
| Ironheart | What better way to seal club?I really need to buy a BT-SV next time they get codes. | 2014-02-23 18:03:38 |
| Orrie | Oh I'm all up for that. | 2014-02-23 18:02:32 |
| Ironheart | Oreo, we should play PZIIJ's on RU when roaming comes. | 2014-02-23 17:47:31 |
| Intumesce | Orrie talks with strangers at the bus stop. | 2014-02-22 04:46:07 |
| Intumesce | Orrie says thanks to his rapist | 2014-02-22 04:45:59 |
| Intumesce | Orrie hasn't slept since TwitchPlaysPokemon started. | 2014-02-22 04:45:38 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks that American is a distinct language from English | 2014-02-22 04:45:17 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is scared of the Lavender Town theme. | 2014-02-22 04:45:12 |
| Intumesce | I love seeing girls squat. They all look like they are about to push out a huge stinky log or let out a huge stinky fart~ | 2014-02-20 11:14:02 |
| Intumesce | >Halo 1>discover teabagging>some kind of in a way sort of friend guy comes over with real friend one day>introduce him to bad sportsmanship>next day in hah skool he gets all pissy with me>he persists on calling me and my real friends gay>run inside the toilets after him and punch him while he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥>♥♥♥♥♥ all over the floor and toilet>for the next three year he becomes known as "Mach 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥">he kills himself in year 9 | 2014-02-20 05:29:14 |
| Intumesce | >had a tulpa>tried to love me>created another tulpa>tried to kill me>created another tulpa >it died>created another tulpa >tried to kill me>created another tulpa>disappeared>first tulpa disappeared | 2014-02-19 06:52:19 |
| Intumesce | |^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ⊂(ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!! | 2014-02-18 12:58:02 |
| Intumesce | Glorious ♥♥♥♥♥♥ high school drop out here. I get paid $21 an hour to play pokemon in a drive thru bottle shop | 2014-02-18 03:33:27 |
| Intumesce | BAN ANIME.you never know what triggers youll find on orrie's profile these days. browsing is a real risk. just this morning i opened an anime image by accident and found myself face to face with painful flashbacks. my entire day was ruined just because some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decided to post anime on here. BAN ANIME.it might not seem important to you, but to some of us the posting of cute anime girls is a very serious issue. check your privilege and STOP POSTING ANIME | 2014-02-18 03:26:57 |
| The Dude | Something tells me that Intumesce likes to put a lot of stuff on this page. | 2014-02-17 22:23:30 |
| Intumesce | Orrie says thanks to vending machines. | 2014-02-17 08:16:18 |
| Intumesce | I want to be Anzu's chair and toilet. She can sit on my face and let out her poop and pee whenever she wants. | 2014-02-17 05:56:16 |
| Intumesce | around the 30th of january the police came to my house, took my 3 doujins which had loli stuff, took my computer and all my hdds as well as my roommates computer stuff and now im waiting for april to be charged as a sex offender and "possessing and distributing child pornography" because of 2d children apparently having rights even more than an actual person. oh and at the court house its an open hearing and people can take my name/photo without permission and print it in the news. | 2014-02-16 08:48:04 |
| Intumesce | Orrie believes that the pyramid of Giza is just a tomb. | 2014-02-16 04:51:22 |
| Intumesce | Orrie pays for anime. | 2014-02-16 04:51:11 |
| Intumesce | Orrie made an amv for Intumesce's birthday. | 2014-02-16 04:50:19 |
| Intumesce | Orrie farts and then smells them and likes it | 2014-02-16 04:50:05 |
| Intumesce | Orrie had to get a bot fly removed out of his ass. | 2014-02-16 04:49:50 |
| Intumesce | Orrie has over 50,000 tweets. | 2014-02-16 04:49:21 |
| Intumesce | /jp/ will be deleted soon and the internet will be too ♥♥♥♥ to move somewhere else.I tried programming a self learning bot and feed it with the whole /jp/ archive so that I could talk with /jp/ forever.But I got a better idea. I'm working on a multiplayer VR game for /jp/s only. Everyone looks like a litle girl and we can do lewd virtual stuff together. There is also modular sound so that your voice sounds like a child's.I know that it sounds like a pipe dream but I WILL make it work because I have nothing else in life. Nothing. | 2014-02-15 23:59:22 |
| Intumesce | Is it odd that I feel physically warm and cozy when visiting this profile?Honestly, whenever I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or lonely day, at least I know at the end of it I can get into bed with my laptop, movies, and anime, and have you open in another tab to make me smile and show me new things. | 2014-02-15 23:58:25 |
| Intumesce | Something I think I want to kill a girl just to see how it feels. | 2014-02-15 23:54:47 |
| Intumesce | >accidently glanced at my reflection in the mirrorN-no not again!>start crying>boner develops>cannot stop staring at my own reflection>rub ♥♥♥♥ on mirrorP-please make it stop!>♥♥♥ all over my reflection>lick ♥♥♥ imagining I'm licking ♥♥♥ off my face>keep rubbing ♥♥♥♥>♥♥♥ three times in a row>pass outBeing beautiful is a curse. | 2014-02-14 03:13:10 |
| Intumesce | >cat falls into water>too pretentious to jump in and save it>cat dies | 2014-02-13 23:26:33 |
| Intumesce | >tfw 3 full ♥♥♥♥ jugs in wardrobe>tfw working on another>tfw poop stench is once again filling up room | 2014-02-13 23:03:29 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Orrie, I graduated from dolphin porn ages ago. Don't make me fall again. | 2014-02-13 18:53:27 |
| Intumesce | Hello fellow unicums :^)I'm Intumesce and I'm a chronic smoker thanks to World of Tanks :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^) | 2014-02-12 19:32:53 |
| Intumesce | NECKBEARD MASTER RACELet me explain to you why a basement-dwelling NEET is the master race. We do not pay rent, we have an endless supply of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew and our gaming rigs are always up to date complete with bookshelves full of the latest vidya and anime Blu-Rays. We do not nee to pay for all this luxury, because the society will pay for it with money earned by hard workers. We are more knowledgeable on any given subject than the lowly peasants that serve us because we have all the time in the world to gather information and skills. Remember how you used to make fun of "nerds" for spending all their time on computers? Well, now those nerds have grown up and in this world where everything is run by computers our technological aptitude rewards us with power. We are the true elite of this world, because we get everything we want without having to work a single day. | 2014-02-12 05:21:32 |
| Intumesce | You may try to say, "B-but you don't have girlfriends!" and you will be right- we do not have leeches that drain our bank accounts and tell us what to do. We are beyond such simple needs and those of us who feel the need for a girl have found more than adequate substitutes in our waifus, our sex dolls or our dragon dildos. We do as we please, and this is why you brainless worker drones hate us. And when you push us to the edge, we will retaliate with deadly force and when push comes to shove there is nothing you can do to stop our onslaught. You are powerless against us and you know it. The only way to appease your masters is to accept the circumstances and treat us with the dignity and respect that the true aristocracy of Western world requires. We are the master race. Now bow to your new lords. | 2014-02-12 05:21:29 |
| Intumesce | I get off to this hate, I love it when people give me shady looks as I smoke, there's nothing I like more than when someone has the gall to tell me off for being a smoker. I could just climax at that very point, it's like a high for me. Give me your insults, call me disgusting, tell me how much you hate smokers like me. | 2014-02-12 00:11:00 |
| Intumesce | HEY HEY MANCOY LIFEGONNA TAKE ME MANCOYGET ON THE BOOTYGET CHILDERN FOR COURAGEBE WITH MANCOYOPNE YOR ♥♥♥♥♥ FOR LOVEFOREVER MANCOY OF VENUS | 2014-02-09 06:38:28 |
| Intumesce | whyte ppl i hate u cuz1. u all racist2. u pale as hell3. u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid4. u stereotype ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuz u all dumb5. ur fat6. u look like marshmallows7. u look like gluesticks8. u close minded9. u jus straight up ♥♥♥♥♥10. u make me sick11. u all like fishin for sum reason12. u all have dogs13. u think u a good race when u ain't even human14.u look ugly as hell15.u a disgrace16. u think u know bout ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so much when u don't17. u all got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass voices18. u speak like British ppl19. u all gay20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it | 2014-02-08 03:11:16 |
| Intumesce | I USED TO LOVE KICKING THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ♥♥♥♥ LIKE YOU BACK IN COLLEGE. I HAVE A QUESTION THOUGH HAVE YOU EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A "GIRL" THAT WAS UNDER 200 POUNDS. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ BOY SOFTWARE GEEK THAT YOU SUCK OFF UNDER YOUR CUBICLE. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD WRITE THIS EMAIL YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR POSSE OF KLINGON WARRIORS SHOOT INVISIBLE LASERS AT ME. BY THE WAY DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE THIS SITE. SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE STAR TREK CONVENTION NEXT YEAR IN DENVER IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOUNG MAN. WELL IT WAS NICE EMAILING YOU. KEEP SUCKING ♥♥♥♥ MAYBE SOME DAY YOUR DAD WILL ACTUALLY PAY YOU FOR IT. | 2014-02-08 03:05:44 |
| Intumesce | i went on chatroulette and saw a dark man making a weird motion with his hands and i was like what kind of a gang sign is this but then i realized he was pleasuring himself with an ant eater which is awesome because ant eaters have super long tongues lol i grabbed a crowbar and jammed every wheelchair in the city which caused all the handicapped facilities to be unused meaning the economy sucks | 2014-02-08 03:04:55 |
| Intumesce | CONSOLES 4 CONSOLE GAMERSSMARTPHONES 4 PHONE GAMERSBOARDS 4 BOARD GAMERSBUT COMPUTERS ARE FOR ALL GAMERS?? WTF! !!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS PC GAMING GENOCIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!Steam Box is code word for anti-pc gamerspread this message around if you care about the pc gaming race | 2014-02-08 02:58:37 |
| Intumesce | Today, my boyfriend said to me: "We can't have sex at my house because my brothers always join in when they catch me having sex with a boy." And i was like "Wtf..this sure isn't like halo." So i got my Xbox controller as quick as possible just to take out the pain that i couldn't do sex due to the monkey brothers my boyfriend had. The thing is, it wasn't halo that was on the xbox that day, it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mario bros (god dan it nintendo?!) and im like all mad at my lil' boyfriend because he has mario bros on HES xbox and i just think thats bad.. | 2014-02-08 02:51:56 |
| Intumesce | ........\...../......╚⊙ ⊙╝ THE CENTIPEDE OF NETORARE HAS CRAWLED ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!..╚═(███)═╝ POST THIS ON 5 OTHER PROFILES OR ELSE HE WILL BE CRAWLING.╚═(███)═╝ALL OVER UR WAIFU THEREBY NTR'ing YOU!!!╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝...╚═(███)═╝...╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝...╚═(███)═╝...╚═(███)═╝..╚═(███)═╝.╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝╚═(███)═╝ | 2014-02-08 02:49:56 |
| Intumesce | . 冫─' ~ ‾´^-、 ＋ .／ GAYDAD 丶 / ノ、 ＋ ＋ / ／ヽ丿彡彡彡彡彡ヽヽ | 丿 ミ ＋ | 彡 ＿＿__ ＿＿__ ミ/ ゝ_/／|（●） |⌒|（●） ||ヽゞ |tゝ ＼__／_ ＼__／ | | ヽノ ／＼_／＼ |ノ ゝ /ヽﾄｪｪｪｪｲ ヽ / /|ヽ ヽ──' / + / | ＼ ‾ ,／| ＋ ／ ヽ ‐——‐ |YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GAY DAD OF CHAOS! POST THIS TO 3 OTHER PROFILES OR HIS LIVER WILL FAIL AND HE MIGHT DIE AND THAT WOULD BE SAD. | 2014-02-08 02:49:19 |
| Intumesce | You say English, we say JapaneseYou say cars, we say Nyan Cat :DYou say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid -.-You say swords, we say BleachYou say reality, we say animeYou say comics, we say mangaYou say countries, we say HetaliaYou say hello, we say konichiwaYou learn Japanese from classes, we learn from showsYou cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotionsYou only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feelingYou crush on pop stars, we crush on anime charactersYou think we're crazy, but we think you're just normalYou say crazy, we say Soul EaterYou Say Ocean, We say ONE PIECE!!!You Say Family, We Say FAIRY TAIL!!!You Say Ninja, We Say NarutoYou say rabbits, we say Flying Mint BunnyYou think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.Comment to a fellow otaku's profile if you agree! :) | 2014-02-08 02:48:28 |
| Intumesce | (Me in a nutshell) I'm a socially awkward, 16 year old gaming werewolf. I'm quite a brooding fellow aswell, I think deeply about alot of things when I'm alone (often). Alot of thinking and reasoning has lead me to atheism. I'm a pescatarian and tend to be environmentally friendly when I can. I'm a very good artist but have such high standards too. Don't be hurt if I say your art isn't the best, I barely aprove of my own work as decent. | 2014-02-08 02:46:16 |
| Intumesce | I have a prettyboy 6yo brother, he looks like a cute little girl with his ringlets of blonde hair, his blue eyes and his flawless pale skin,I play "dress-up" games with him, having him wear our 8yo sister's clothing (including her underwear) and pretend to be a girl. Then I have him give me anime-style "fan-service", blowing kisses, flashing his panties, stuff like that. Last time I had him lie down on the bed, pull the skirt up and show me his panties. I charged to the bathroom and 2 minutes later had an orgasm that almost made me faint.My liberal parents found us doing it several times, but just thought we were innocently playing dress-up and praised me for being such a doting big brother. And no, this will never progress to molestation, it's just a harmless game he enjoys.I have never tried anything like it on my sister, as she is strong-willed and petulant and would probably start screaming. | 2014-02-08 02:43:08 |
| Intumesce | You think I'M A ♥♥♥?! For watching anime? HA What a joke let me tell you a story so you can futher grasp just who it is you're talking to when it comes to earning the right to call someone a ♥♥♥. Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥.So next time you decide to try to berate me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥ for watching anime just remember I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥ even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥ | 2014-02-08 02:41:11 |
| Intumesce | ( ง͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ง♥♥♥ fite me irl | 2014-02-08 02:39:43 |
| Intumesce | -RepI recommend you do not trade this guy at all, he's scammed me multiple times over a few pairs of Ear Buds. I've lost a lot of unusuals and priceless rares that took me rares to achieve... + his steam rep is bad, so if you fall for his tricks..you deserve to get scammed. | 2014-02-08 02:37:55 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/yFKCx88.jpg | 2014-02-08 02:28:51 |
| Intumesce | HELLO WHERE ARE THE KANJI :DDDDOH FUG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPEAK GWIG PEKKA FETCH THE DOGMEAT :DDD | 2014-02-08 02:25:03 |
| Intumesce | IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD SHE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح 오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHATA ******** MAN xD i just fall of my chair Cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2014-02-08 02:15:18 |
| Intumesce | FUGGIN LEL MATE♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOLLINOGGIN ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AZZ UP FRIEND M8MEGA EPIN xxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDOUBLE MEGA ssssssssPPPPPPPPPPpPPPPPle DIC K goes in le BUTT xxxDDDRRRDDDDDDDDDD♥♥♥♥.... IN BUTT XXXXXXXddddddddddddPIC RELATED, LE SCOTTISH NODDING ANIMATED FAT GUYxDDD | 2014-02-08 01:58:36 |
| Intumesce | LOL I JUST LITERALLYPEEDMYPANTSJUST A LITTE THOUGHI MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2014-02-08 01:49:00 |
| Intumesce | U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADWHATA ******** MAN xD i just fall of my chair Cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A s**t XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD | 2014-02-08 01:48:58 |
| Intumesce | U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADWHATA ******** MAN xD i just fall of my chair Cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A s**t hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XDHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY s**t | 2014-02-08 01:48:50 |
| Intumesce | whatr the HELLWHATA ♥♥♥♥ MAN xD OMGOSHi just fall of my chair Cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laughxDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOSHDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLTHIS IS A s**tXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDA BIG ONEXDDDDDDDDA GRAT ONEXXXXXXDDDD | 2014-02-08 01:48:41 |
| Intumesce | >steal bottle of wine from parents>no way to get it open | 2014-02-07 22:59:38 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/gJjI6Ty.png | 2014-02-06 00:42:34 |
| Intumesce | >tfw piss jars start leaking | 2014-02-06 00:39:39 |
| Intumesce | >tfw mom refuses to dump my poop bucket and empty my piss bottles >tfw mom expects me to pause my games for supper, there is no pause in a live game you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥>tfw mom mentions a job >tfw she only gave me a twenty for the week>tfw she buys clothing all the time but won't upgrade my gaming pc which is my life | 2014-02-06 00:37:15 |
| Intumesce | >he hasn't moved up to diapersonly plebs still use bottles | 2014-02-06 00:35:03 |
| Intumesce | >tfw my dirty tampons i throw in a garbage bag under my bed because i like to keep them for some obsure reason my boyfriend takes when im gone and throws them out>never mentions them♥♥♥♥♥♥ I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR A REASON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THERE HADTO BE ATLEAST 100 IN THERE | 2014-02-06 00:34:54 |
| Intumesce | i used to edge for hours while sitting on my bed fully clothed, just hand under pants, and sometimes i'd get too close and i'd jizz in the boxers and then i'd hide them somewhere and go back to them a few days later and they'd be gone, obviously taken by my mom to the laundry | 2014-02-06 00:34:38 |
| Intumesce | i used to piss in bottles as a kid so my parents wouldn't know i was staying up due to the toilet flush sound | 2014-02-06 00:34:18 |
| Intumesce | >tfw piss bottles disappear | 2014-02-06 00:34:05 |
| Intumesce | >i'm masturbating instead of playing mahjongWhat I have become?! | 2014-02-05 21:02:25 |
| Intumesce | http://souvenir.ma.cx/data/peach.gif | 2014-02-05 16:50:10 |
| Intumesce | Orrie at WGLNA. Act 1:Reporter: Mister Orrie, what kind of opponents are you looking for?Orrie: Only I can live forever. | 2014-02-05 08:34:00 |
| Intumesce | Orrie steals food from the cafe when people aren't looking | 2014-02-05 08:33:18 |
| Intumesce | Orrie mumbling after his defeat. Act 1:Nilkrokodil: Orrie-kun please don't c-Orrie: I walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams~ | 2014-02-05 08:32:10 |
| Intumesce | Orrie wished for Pokemon to become real on his birthday. | 2014-02-05 08:31:14 |
| Intumesce | Orrie takes Intu to every Adam Sandler movie. | 2014-02-05 08:29:53 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/Jcc9Tct.jpg | 2014-02-05 08:19:36 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/SqGCoTs.png | 2014-02-05 05:12:54 |
| Intumesce | gr8 profile m8 i r8 it an 8 lets d8 so i can masturb8 while you ♥♥♥ l8 and be ir8 | 2014-02-03 16:22:40 |
| Intumesce | I don't think I could deal with having children, I'd probably go insane and drown them in the bathtub or something (praise jesus) | 2014-02-03 00:12:43 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's mumbling when he thinks nobody's watching. Act 4:Arocalex: Hey I forgot my fre-Orrie: STACY'S MOM HASS GOT IT GOING ON | 2014-02-02 22:20:05 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's mumbling when he thinks nobody's watching. Act 3:Nilkrokodil: Hey I forgot my ba-Orrie: FOREVER YOUNG, I WANNA BE FOREVER YOUNG | 2014-02-02 22:16:28 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's mumbling when he thinks nobody's watching. Act 2:Intumesce: Hey I forgot my ba-Orrie: AND I SAY HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA HEEEYEAAAYAAYTehoblivion: What's going on? | 2014-02-02 21:36:11 |
| Intumesce | World of tanks basically got me into anime and 4chanI got really addicted to this game, then started visiting the girls und panzer page on the forums and watching that show.Around this time I also became a shut in and started withdrawing from my social life. I basically woke up, played tanks for 10 hours, went to sleep, dropped out of uni.Did this for around 18,000 battles, got lonely, started talking to people in the girls und panzer thread, then discovered 4chan.I now masturbate regularly to chinese cartoons, have no social life, basically a giant NEET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I made it into a good WoT clan and I have 30k gold saved upI love Serb and wargaming | 2014-02-02 21:06:22 |
| Intumesce | Orrie felt betrayed when his Gardevoir had an egg with a Ditto. | 2014-02-02 13:50:23 |
| Intumesce | Orrie still believes Russia's Winter general is a person. | 2014-02-02 13:49:51 |
| Intumesce | Orrie doesn't apply an impact evaluation when the goverment invest in public programs to improve health, education and public services. | 2014-02-02 13:49:29 |
| Intumesce | Orrie masturbates to BL doujins. | 2014-02-02 13:49:04 |
| Intumesce | Orrie didn't memorize the alphabet. | 2014-02-02 13:48:43 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks using the AC wastes more fuel than opening the windows. | 2014-02-02 13:48:19 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's special ability: He sees tanks as Pokemon, and tries to figure out which "party" will best defeat his opponents'. | 2014-02-02 13:46:36 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's mumbling when he thinks nobody's watching. Act 1:Intumesce: Hey I forgot my ba-Orrie: Wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo~ | 2014-02-02 13:45:14 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ yuropoors and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ messing up the American language. | 2014-01-31 20:35:30 |
| Intumesce | how do i unzip benis | 2014-01-31 19:15:53 |
| Intumesce | ｓｍｅｌｌｙｎｅｅｔｐｕｓｓｙ | 2014-01-29 20:08:21 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥I CAME SO HARDMY ♥♥♥♥ HURTS | 2014-01-29 18:09:34 |
| Intumesce | All dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ should be killed for the good of the planet. Not racism by the way | 2014-01-29 16:55:05 |
| Intumesce | SLUT♥♥♥♥♥PUTAPUTA ORRIE ALWAYS | 2014-01-29 09:18:56 |
| Intumesce | Will pay cute NEET (lazy high school girls also accepted) lesbian $20/hour plus contraception expenses to teach me optimal mahjong strategy. Bonus if occult skills discovered. | 2014-01-28 11:51:55 |
| Intumesce | I daydream about it a lot. Strangling my mother and then going to each room and cutting them to death with my sword or bludgeoning them with an iron bar. After that I don't know what I'd do, sometimes I daydream about cutting up their bodies and sealing them in 55 gallon drums and driving up into the mountains to bury them but it wouldn't do much good since I would obviously be the killer. Most of the time I see myself taking their bodies into the garage and then just going about business as usual for a few days. Posting on /jp/, eating cereal, the usual. Then once their bodies start to rot I'll take my own life in my room. | 2014-01-27 09:36:46 |
| Intumesce | Neet is truly the master race. I hated every minute of my job.money is a curse. relationships are a hassle.i want to be paid to be neet, neets are not violent or harmful to society. neets just want to be left alone to pursue their dreams. if everyone were neet, there would be no war or famine.the neet shall inherit the earth one day | 2014-01-27 09:34:28 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/pKe0xru.jpg | 2014-01-27 09:33:55 |
| Intumesce | I fap twice a day, im what you call a masturbatory otaku. | 2014-01-27 09:26:42 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you get up at 4pm every day>tfw you pee in bottles and the sink>tfw the room is covered with china meal, pizza and kebab boxes plus mcdonalds stuff>tfw you haven't used a vacuum cleaner ever>tfw you haven't cleaned your bathroom in a year>tfw your blinds are always down>tfw order food and groceries online>tfw haven't left the house in two months once>tfw your neighbor once asked a cop to check because he thought I died>tfw the only human interaction is with the mailman who is scared of me | 2014-01-27 09:25:10 |
| Intumesce | /jp/ is the perfection of femininity. We never make anything, because we are engaged in the act of receiving. True /jp/ is the feminine aspect of the universe, the perfect and pure loli inside each and every one of us. Whether or not meido is taken advantage of or not is unstated, lewdness would tarnish our purity and is not suitable for discussion. | 2014-01-27 09:15:46 |
| Intumesce | >29 years old>NEET for yearsThanks, taxpayers! | 2014-01-27 09:05:12 |
| Intumesce | Dead gameDead threadDead Toki | 2014-01-27 06:03:14 |
| Intumesce | >got awkwardly kissed by a girl while she lay on top of me on a bench and later in a carI didn't even feel a stir in my ♥♥♥♥, not that it matters since I have phimosis anyway. | 2014-01-26 23:52:05 |
| Intumesce | >that feel when molested repeatedly by 5 different family members>that feel when you have so little self-esteem that you purposely keep yourself unhappy because you don't deserve the things you want>that feel when that's the only reason you haven't killed yourself>that feel when a girl loved you and you loved her but you purposely pushed her away because she deserves better>that feel when you want to stop feeling | 2014-01-26 22:27:15 |
| Intumesce | What's the pleasure of being cummed inside like? I tried to use handsoap as a replacement for semen once and my butt felt like it was on fire for 2 hours straight. | 2014-01-26 22:14:44 |
| Intumesce | I'm bleeding out of my anus right now.I took my lube bottle and just inserted it into my anus and gushed tons of lube in there, then I used my usual dildo and it went in smoothly.When I finished masturbating a bit later, I noticed there was blood on my dildo... now my anus is bleeding, and it looks pretty severe.Am I gonna get AIDS? Should I call a doctor now? | 2014-01-26 22:11:15 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is a powetripping piece of ♥♥♥♥. | 2014-01-26 08:37:10 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks Mexico has its own language. | 2014-01-25 17:08:20 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's favorite TV channel is National Geographic. | 2014-01-25 17:05:36 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks he's a self-cannibal because he eats his own boogers. | 2014-01-25 17:05:23 |
| Intumesce | Orrie masturbates to all of his own fanfics. | 2014-01-25 17:04:25 |
| Intumesce | Orrie blames the government for his shortcomings. | 2014-01-25 17:03:18 |
| Intumesce | Orrie uses the same toothpick for weeks in a row. | 2014-01-25 17:02:09 |
| Intumesce | Orrie complains about overpowered tanks bringing down his WN8. | 2014-01-25 17:01:30 |
| Intumesce | Orrie wants to marry a paper cutout of Gardevoir when he grows up. | 2014-01-25 16:58:56 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is agnostic just because he has friends of different religious beliefs. | 2014-01-25 16:58:08 |
| Intumesce | Orrie never shaves. | 2014-01-25 16:57:55 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks the kiwi is his spirit animal. | 2014-01-25 16:52:29 |
| Intumesce | Orrie gets driven to school by his mom but he secretly hates it. | 2014-01-25 16:51:45 |
| Intumesce | Orrie likes to dress his dog up in his sister's clothes. | 2014-01-25 16:51:06 |
| Intumesce | Orrie plays only Germany in World of Tanks because he believes in Hitler's teachings. | 2014-01-25 16:50:14 |
| Intumesce | Orrie has over 800 hours clocked on Fallout 3. | 2014-01-25 16:49:41 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks the Xbox One is better than the PS4. | 2014-01-25 16:49:16 |
| Intumesce | Orrie believes in Virgin Mary. | 2014-01-25 16:48:39 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks Gordon Freeman is Morgan Freeman's cousin. | 2014-01-25 16:48:16 |
| Intumesce | Orrie keeps insisting to his mother that pizzas are vegetables. | 2014-01-25 16:47:27 |
| Intumesce | Orrie still plays with LEGOs. | 2014-01-25 16:46:49 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks the Waffenträger auf E 100 is balanced. | 2014-01-25 16:46:30 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever made. | 2014-01-25 16:45:52 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's most prominent fetishes are mind break, rape, and traps. | 2014-01-25 16:45:16 |
| Intumesce | When Orrie thinks nobody is looking he starts singing Nickelback's Hero. | 2014-01-25 16:44:42 |
| Intumesce | Orrie never brings his toothbrush to a sleepover. | 2014-01-25 16:44:20 |
| Intumesce | Orrie hunts leprechauns in his free time. | 2014-01-25 16:43:44 |
| Intumesce | Orrie disconnects when he's losing a Pokemon battle. | 2014-01-25 16:43:20 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is scared of the "YOU DIED" message in Dark Souls. | 2014-01-25 16:42:56 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a mature show. | 2014-01-25 16:42:18 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is a professional twerker. | 2014-01-25 16:41:27 |
| Intumesce | Orrie masturbates to his dad's porn DVDs. | 2014-01-25 16:39:25 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thought Minami-Ke Okaeri was better than the original. | 2014-01-25 16:38:47 |
| Intumesce | Orrie draws all of his fanart with a brown crayon. | 2014-01-25 16:36:32 |
| Intumesce | Orrie still uses a Gameboy Camera to take photos. | 2014-01-25 16:34:19 |
| Intumesce | Orrie preorders the DVDs of every show he likes. | 2014-01-25 16:34:04 |
| Intumesce | Orrie only knows how to play Meta Knight. | 2014-01-25 16:32:20 |
| Intumesce | Orrie can't touch the roof of his mouth with his tongue. | 2014-01-25 16:31:31 |
| Intumesce | Orrie translates XVM for his people in Norway. | 2014-01-25 16:30:51 |
| Intumesce | Orrie married his second account in Second Life. | 2014-01-25 16:29:26 |
| Intumesce | Orrie tried to hire a prostitute with Bitcoins. | 2014-01-25 16:26:55 |
| Intumesce | Orrie still believes in Santa and the Easter Bunny. | 2014-01-25 16:24:31 |
| Intumesce | Orrie accidentally burned his house down when he tried to use a toaster in his bathroom. | 2014-01-25 16:24:13 |
| Intumesce | Orrie believes his birthmark grants him special powers. | 2014-01-25 16:23:44 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks vaccines cause autism. | 2014-01-25 16:23:05 |
| Intumesce | Orrie uses an Action Replay to get shiny legendaries. | 2014-01-25 16:22:50 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is trying to teach his tortoise how to swim. | 2014-01-25 16:21:08 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is scared of garden gnomes because they remind him of his uncle. | 2014-01-25 16:20:28 |
| Intumesce | Orrie can't locate Brazil on a map. | 2014-01-25 16:20:00 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks the Swedish prime minister is white. | 2014-01-25 16:18:23 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is confused why they keep making "Final" Fantasy games. | 2014-01-25 16:17:56 |
| Intumesce | Orrie always tries to solve conflicts through Pokemon battles. | 2014-01-25 16:17:32 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks second-hand smoking is when you smoke someone's used cigarette. | 2014-01-25 16:16:46 |
| Intumesce | Orrie farts when exiting an elevator to make whoever is still there uncomfortable. | 2014-01-25 16:16:07 |
| Intumesce | Orrie spoils every 10 year old TV show for people who haven't watched it. | 2014-01-25 16:15:12 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks sleep paralysis is a manifestation of his psychic powers. | 2014-01-25 16:14:28 |
| Intumesce | Orrie is fascinated by bird poop. | 2014-01-25 16:13:41 |
| Intumesce | Orrie thinks ManBearPig comes from 4chan. | 2014-01-25 16:13:13 |
| Intumesce | Orrie was born at the hospital aisle. | 2014-01-25 16:10:57 |
| Intumesce | Orrie cried when he lost his shiny Charizard. | 2014-01-25 16:08:18 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's depression. Act 1:Intumesce: What's wrong, Orrie?Orrie: Sometimes I wish I could speedrun this life.... | 2014-01-25 16:07:49 |
| Intumesce | Orrie has over 200 let's play videos on YouTube and 6 subscribers. | 2014-01-25 16:06:51 |
| Intumesce | Orrie spends hours every day trying to find "new" Power Ranger episodes. | 2014-01-25 16:06:35 |
| Intumesce | Orrie still tries to use a Visa that expired months ago. | 2014-01-25 16:04:43 |
| Intumesce | Orrie's mom still cleans his room. | 2014-01-25 16:02:41 |
| Intumesce | have you seen this on 4chan?*wips out the dizzle* | 2014-01-24 22:50:35 |
| Intumesce | >"The Crushing Knowledge that You Will Never Be A Cute Girl Loved By Another Cute Girl"When this show is over, I will kill myself. | 2014-01-24 15:44:57 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL WHYI FINALLY BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO SHOOT MYSELF AND I PULL THE TRIGGER AND THE GUN IS NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOADEDNOW I PUSSIED OUTWHY | 2014-01-24 00:19:42 |
| Intumesce | which Yuri yurio would fugg again? I feel like I might have asked this before so I apologize if I dont remember. | 2014-01-23 22:58:41 |
| Intumesce | I want to change Anzu's NEET diaper | 2014-01-23 22:56:12 |
| Intumesce | How do I find someone willing to castrate me? | 2014-01-23 19:30:40 |
| Intumesce | >mom made me go outside because "God didn't make us just to stare at computers all day">mfw she died of skin cancer from the sun | 2014-01-23 19:18:45 |
| Intumesce | You have encountered A DOGEOptions:PET DOGESNUGGLE DOGEFEED DOGE | 2014-01-23 16:21:16 |
| Intumesce | Hi I'm Georgia. I come to play mahjong at Japanese high-school. I am here little time and I am very hard stress. I am gay also and this very difficult for me, I am here for the money. I never act to be gay with other girls before but after I am in Japan 6 weeks I met French friend girl. She is gay also. She show me flow control and then we kiss.We sex together. I never before now am tell my sponsor about gay because i am very shame. As I do this frenchie it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call sponsor in Georgia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. | 2014-01-22 22:31:38 |
| Intumesce | I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Georgian). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you, do not marry japanese girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM FRENCH PARASOL GIRL" and my sponsor very angry me. She not get scared though.I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also she is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with french girl? But I continue because when I ron her it feel very good. | 2014-01-22 22:31:36 |
| Intumesce | Maybe Orrie is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and an autistic. But it is MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and MY autistic and you don't talk ♥♥♥♥ about him. | 2014-01-22 21:43:54 |
| Intumesce | >in the shower, trimming pubes>see a grey pube>tfw | 2014-01-22 21:34:40 |
| Intumesce | Any non-gay guys on /jp/ want to get fake gay-married so we can adopt a little girl? | 2014-01-22 01:52:56 |
| Intumesce | Tasukete, Orrie!When I'm in a silent environment I start to hear people screaming inside my head.It's difficult to explain, they ARE screams, however they are do not produce sounds. | 2014-01-22 00:57:28 |
| Intumesce | >be autistic and epileptic >tell mom I want to try smoking weed>she buys me weed>only gives me it a gram at a time per day | 2014-01-22 00:02:45 |
| Intumesce | #slamthetran | 2014-01-21 23:28:35 |
| Intumesce | I was putting on shorts one time and my ♥♥♥♥ hung out the baggy pants let because I didn't wear underwear. My foreskin got caught on those Giant spiky weeds in my back yard and I spend 15 minutes digging needles out of my foreskin | 2014-01-21 13:22:29 |
| Intumesce | i wanna put my goo in a goo girl | 2014-01-19 10:55:54 |
| Intumesce | When I watch wug girls I pretend they're all cute /jp/sies and it makes my watching time all the more enjoyable. | 2014-01-19 10:29:51 |
| Intumesce | fml today was supposed to be the day I get my license back but yesterday I had another seizure banned from driving for a year now | 2014-01-18 21:06:58 |
| Intumesce | Give me one good reason not to kill myself with my K-On figures | 2014-01-15 21:45:14 |
| Intumesce | >tfw I'm a decaying corpse>tfw I can somehow still walk, talk, even go to classeshow is this | 2014-01-15 20:57:10 |
| Intumesce | >tfw missed out on hot granny ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-01-15 20:45:07 |
| Intumesce | http://imgur.com/a/rOodA | 2014-01-15 06:27:14 |
| Intumesce | >apply for an entry-level, no experience required job>never hear back>tfw thinking about sucking ♥♥♥♥♥ on craigslist for cash instead | 2014-01-15 06:08:14 |
| Intumesce | YOUHAVEAUTISM :) | 2014-01-15 06:06:52 |
| Intumesce | I was studying college stuff and my teacher used a yin-yang orb in his notes to make a point easier to understand. The yin-yang orb reminded me of Reimu and I began to imagine some adventure. For some reason I always get punched really hard in them and then I struggle to get up but then I summon the strength to keep on fighting whatever it is I'm fighting. Then I got back into improving my strategies on how to beat every single toho and so far I can beat Marisa, Reimu, Yukari, Flandre, Koishi, Tewi, Wriggle, Aya, Momiji, Satori, Remilia, Orin, Daiyousei, Kisume, Yuyuko, Byakuren, Youmu, the Prismriver sisters, Miko, Seiga, Futo, Tojiko, Sanae and a ton of other ones. | 2014-01-14 09:56:36 |
| Intumesce | I have a little trouble thinking of ways to deal with tohos who are more prone to use physical strength and I'm stumped on how to beat Sakuya but maybe I'm giving her a break because I like her so much. Then I remember I have to study and I realize it's 4am and I have over half the curriculum still left to study for an exam that's gonna be tomorrow and I wasted one and a half hours daydreaming about a ton of stuff. | 2014-01-14 09:56:33 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/nWo6jIy.jpg | 2014-01-13 18:40:00 |
| Intumesce | shaking niggers legs ｡◕‿◕｡breathless niggers moaning (◡‿◡✿)little nigger body twitches (◕‿◕✿)curled nigger toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)nigger whimpering (✿ ‿)quivering nigger lips and glossed over eyes (ﾉ´∀`)niggers having squirmy little orgasms *:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:* | 2014-01-13 16:15:50 |
| Intumesce | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, are there really no girls who want a qt virgin boyfriend with severe trust issues and dating anxiety that they can take care of and make him come out of his shell and became an amazing person and the most loyal, caring boyfriend they have ever had in their lives?Because that's what would obviously happened if you loved me. | 2014-01-12 20:58:32 |
| Intumesce | >if you saw a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unicorn would you not touch it?id touch its benis :DDDDDDDD | 2014-01-12 19:59:32 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no bf to cuddle with and drink hot chocolate with and watch harry potter movies on blu ray with and for him to ♥♥♥♥ my boy ♥♥♥♥♥ and to see how deep he can put his benis in my throat | 2014-01-12 19:51:56 |
| Intumesce | JANNYJUST KILLED A MANPUT MY ASS AGAINST HIS HEADTOOK A ♥♥♥♥ AND NOW HE'S DEAD | 2014-01-12 19:47:41 |
| Intumesce | >feelio lured janny into me anal cavern where he slipped and landed gob first on a grat big stalagSHITE LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO eat ♥♥♥♥ janiboy | 2014-01-12 19:46:57 |
| Intumesce | >feelio when in hospital emergency department>had a epileptic fit in Tesco and pissed myself>I'm in so much pain where I fell on the floor>can't stop laughing because I think it's actually quite funny>have to be mentally assessed before I can go home | 2014-01-12 19:44:49 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no older daddy to spank me because I've been a bad little boy and then makes me wear a skimpy maid costume around the house which makes me very embarrassed and aroused at the same time and eventually asks me to kneel between his legs to have me service him by sucking him to completion, after which he rewards me by sticking his daddy finger up my butt so I can ride his big daddy hand while jacking off until I come | 2014-01-12 19:41:07 |
| Intumesce | I want to go to prison......but only to become someone else's sissyboy. :3 | 2014-01-12 19:32:45 |
| Intumesce | Men were born to cuddle non-erotically and share each other's deepest secrets, you take one of the greatest pleasures a man can have turn it into some kind of slutty fetish and substitute for a real relationship.You're pa-the-tic. | 2014-01-12 18:29:29 |
| Intumesce | I sucked my best friend's ♥♥♥♥ once when I was 7. I can still remember the taste and sensation. | 2014-01-12 18:29:10 |
| Intumesce | I sometimes fap to the thought of other /jp/sies doing lewd things, especially with each other. Is this normal? | 2014-01-12 18:28:43 |
| Intumesce | I like to read bestiality and project myself as a little girl being knotted. | 2014-01-12 18:26:09 |
| Intumesce | I want a neet loli to take over my flat with her messiness and her lewd stenchand then maybe if I'm lucky she'll bully me into being her servant when I get home from work | 2014-01-12 08:01:14 |
| Intumesce | Lesbianism is a sin, god created us to procreate with men and let their ♥♥♥ flow inside us | 2014-01-11 23:24:47 |
| Intumesce | im going 2 schoolsee you later weebs lmao | 2014-01-11 12:23:17 |
| Intumesce | >feelio when shove vacuume cleaner up me arse n suck all the ♥♥♥♥♥ out then blast it back into janshits undiepants | 2014-01-10 13:38:23 |
| Intumesce | >feelio when laff out loud at me own post n suck back in jannys ♥♥♥♥♥ fumes n die from ASSphyxiation | 2014-01-10 13:38:13 |
| Intumesce | >in a crowded lift>a girl is standing in front of me>think to myself>"wow she smells really nice">realized I said that out loudly | 2014-01-10 10:33:48 |
| Intumesce | Sometimes i order pizza just so i have a visitor.I also like to touch there hand when i pay because i am craving human contact.I never tip though that would be the same as visiting a prostitute. | 2014-01-10 09:51:07 |
| Intumesce | >Mom: Get a Job>Me: I'll>Mom: Do something>Me: What?>Mom: Get a Job>Me: ...>Mom: Don't you want a girlfriend?>Mom: You won't get one if you don't leave your room... Get a Job>Me:...>Mom: Seriously what are you doing with your life?>Me: Yess!!! finally 120 starts in SMB64.>Me: What you were saying? | 2014-01-10 09:50:34 |
| Intumesce | do you even feel anything while I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here anymore, bro? | 2014-01-09 22:29:21 |
| Intumesce | Not five minutes ago I made a thread about trading touhou memes with a guy at my gas station kiosk window and medio pruned it.Shrugged and kept scrolling and saw this, and now? I can't tell if that was medio being ♥♥♥♥, or medio appraising comparative QUALITY levels, or medio knowing there was a thread for that exact topic and deliberately consolidating content. I've been sitting here for fifteen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes thinking about this.Once upon a time my teachers had great hope for me, but now its ♥♥♥♥ like this that blows my mind. | 2014-01-09 21:47:40 |
| Intumesce | I'm in l♥ve I ♥ BURGERS | 2014-01-09 21:45:42 |
| Intumesce | So I have a thing for lolis, especially lolis who are just discovering sex and lewd things, so I typed in "sex" into YouTube to see what would come up if I were a loli. The "Girls Guide to 21st Centure Sex" came up in its entirety. It's a four hour long series all about sex, and it even shows an internal view of a penis ejaculating in a vagina.If I were a loli I don't even know how I would respond to watching this, but knowing that somewhere at some time a loli did probably actually watch this is a gigantic turnon for me. It's very similar to how videos of animals masturbating and ejaculating (especially at a zoo) are a turn on. They're not hot because of the ejaculation or animal erections or anything, but rather because a loli has a very high chance of witnessing something like that in real life. | 2014-01-09 21:44:47 |
| Intumesce | hi http://i.imgur.com/l2vy9nA.png | 2014-01-09 20:19:07 |
| Intumesce | orrie ,w-will you marry me?I dont mind if your a NEET with no job, who doesnt bath, and still live with his parent. I love you for you. I love how funny you are, how smart you are, how much you know about world of tanks; youre amazing!So please, will you marry me?? I will do my very best to take care of you, and support you, and most of all,t make sure you feel loved everyday.. | 2014-01-09 18:46:29 |
| Intumesce | >that feel when 2.1 inch micropenis>that feel when changing your younger cousin and noticing he easily rivals your ♥♥♥♥ and ball size>that wave of humiliation that washes over you as you realise your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby 2 year old cousin in diapers rivals your ♥♥♥♥ | 2014-01-09 16:18:51 |
| Intumesce | retarded/derpy/autistic 2d girls is one of my fetishes.That is why I like Cirno and Maria. | 2014-01-09 15:54:22 |
| Intumesce | Illuminati discuss thing via IRC.People who use IRC is IlluminatiIlluminati is JewTherfore IRC = JewOh my God they are trying to replace Riichi with Jewjong! | 2014-01-08 18:07:31 |
| Intumesce | apology for poor englishwhen were you when john lenin dies?i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring'john is kill''no' | 2014-01-06 00:47:24 |
| Intumesce | >tfw drank so much the past month puking blood >tfw still drinking trying to keep the liquor in my stomach | 2014-01-04 22:35:18 |
| Intumesce | Hahahahahahahaha How The ♥♥♥♥ Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha ♥♥♥♥♥ Just Walk Away From The Screen Like ♥♥♥♥♥ Close Your Eyes Haha | 2014-01-04 18:48:29 |
| Intumesce | My mom just walked in without knocking for the 1000th time even though I keep asking her not to and she saw my pillow. I thought she'd find it funny and jokingly tell me to put it away like she always does with my stuff. But she blurted out "So you're never going to get married?" straight out just like that. Her tone was cold like a tomb, it sounded like a mix of sarcasm, anger, disappointment and pity, it's hard to describe. I didn't know what to do at first, she just stood there staring at me for a minute. I think her eyes were watery. I got goosebumps so I said "No... sorry" and she left.I've been living with my mom for 25 and I have never seen her act like that before, not even with strangers and people who piss her off. It was frightening. It's like she took off a mask I didn't even know existed until today. Please help. | 2014-01-04 18:40:42 |
| Repgiz | you look qt wanna hang out sometime? :* pp | 2014-01-04 14:26:39 |
| Intumesce | maybe you want this*whips out tootsie roll* | 2014-01-04 12:02:23 |
| Intumesce | I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normal that that when ghosts try to mess with me all they get is a little message that reads "It doesn't affect anon..." | 2014-01-01 08:24:10 |
| Intumesce | Hello. When you kill yourself with auto erotic asphyxiation, you gain Satan's favor. You will still go to Hell, but you will have special privileges there. The Dark Lord loves those who kill for pleasure, and especially those who destroy their own flesh in sexual joy. | 2013-12-30 22:20:34 |
| Intumesce | My mommy would never kick me out because I'm so cute and nice. | 2013-12-30 22:20:15 |
| Intumesce | >tfw getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at a glory hole and they tickle it with their beard | 2013-12-30 20:59:35 |
| Rudolf Blodstrupmoen | Now Orrie, Now | 2013-12-30 20:15:03 |
| Intumesce | Yo, my name is StankI’m a 27 year old American G (Gangsta for you bustas). I deal drugs and kill people with my glock, and spend my days dealing drugs and listening to my superior black rappers. (Lil’ Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, Snoop dog.)I train with my do-rag every day, this superior bandana can stuff any jean pocket because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior than any other bandanna on earth. I earned my do-rag license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Ebonics fluently both Western and Eastern dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about gang history and their drug code, which I follow 100% | 2013-12-29 19:56:18 |
| Intumesce | When I get my impala, I am moving to the hood to join a prestigious gang to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a gangster or live in poverty!I own several khakis, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the hood, so I can fit in easier. I shoot my elders and seniors and speak Ebonics as often as I can but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in the Hood! | 2013-12-29 19:56:16 |
| Intumesce | lmao witey had 2 use steroids dat dey call 'milk' bcuz he kno he cudn't beat a superior black man in da ringWITEman is da luckiest wite ♥♥♥♥♥ in da worl lmao he aint good or nuttin | 2013-12-29 19:52:27 |
| Intumesce | Can you still respect a woman the same if you know that she has already been pumped full of Intu's ♥♥♥? | 2013-12-29 19:51:38 |
| Intumesce | 1 benis in router2 oben bort3 transfer backages from bort to bort | 2013-12-27 18:39:08 |
| Intumesce | What is seeding? wen u put ur benis in baginar :DDDDDD | 2013-12-27 18:37:21 |
| Intumesce | GAWD I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this profile!! *is a fedora MRA atheist PUA Virgin Nerd Brony* | 2013-12-27 18:25:34 |
| Intumesce | I'm worrying that my love of mahjong is turning me into a pedophile | 2013-12-27 18:10:17 |
| Intumesce | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PFInHYK_OM | 2013-12-27 07:09:54 |
| Intumesce | I received $40 for christmas.I will give it to you, but only if you're a shy, skinny, greasy shut-in girl like pic related and you will be my gfpls | 2013-12-27 06:54:46 |
| Intumesce | I often fantasise about carving my torso open right down the middle and pulling everything out. Sometimes there's like a magnetism drawing my hands towards that action, it's weird. I think that's how I want to go. | 2013-12-27 02:24:24 |
| Intumesce | It's 4pm and I can hear a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dancing in the flat above me. They're playing their music so loudly that it's even audible on the streets. They've been going at it for hours now, I called the police but they never showed up. I doubt those godless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are even celebrating Christmas. I think I'll just leave and get drunk in some pub until it's night. Maybe the police will have done something by then.Such is Christmas in yurop. | 2013-12-27 02:20:01 |
| Intumesce | 9am on Christmas eve morning. My whole family is awake upstairs.I now longer can watch Uncensored Japanese lesbians on my laptop without feeling sexually uncomfortable. | 2013-12-27 02:19:27 |
| Intumesce | >be le me>go to le store>get le milk for le cookies>eat le milk and cookies at store>not one le ♥♥♥♥ | 2013-12-27 02:17:15 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/1DkcJHQ.jpg | 2013-12-27 02:16:02 |
| Intumesce | Shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth or I'll slit your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat open :^) | 2013-12-25 22:33:19 |
| Intumesce | To everyone who wishes to kill themselves, I won't tell you not to do it. But please kill yourself in an artistic and public manner, possibly with a funny meme reference, so we all have something to remember you by. Thank you. | 2013-12-24 20:38:53 |
| Intumesce | If I kill myself while holding a doll will she become infused with my spirit? This is important. | 2013-12-24 20:37:21 |
| Intumesce | Anyone wants to commit lovers suicide with me?We could lose our virginities to each other and then cuddle while we inhale CO2. | 2013-12-24 20:37:06 |
| Intumesce | It's my dream to be about to jump off a bridge like in the movies and then suddenly a cute girl comes and ask me what I'm doing and stops me.Then I would say "lol 3dpd" and then jump anyway and spend my afterlife in gensokyo with raymoo and the toe-hos.Alas, the world is never as we think it is. | 2013-12-24 18:44:06 |
| Intumesce | i want to put my peepee in a jaypees jayjay | 2013-12-24 02:52:21 |
| Intumesce | Do you browse jaypee in your peejays? | 2013-12-24 02:52:09 |
| Intumesce | >tfw no giant zit or blackhead on my penis to pop | 2013-12-24 02:31:27 |
| Intumesce | >you will open fire on a group of normals, mowing down families and fighting off the police in a glorious rampage of triumph against those who have wronged you, taking a thousand normalshits down to hell with you One day, normies, I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end you. | 2013-12-21 19:49:04 |
| Intumesce | how can I become a better fatNEET? | 2013-12-21 10:26:26 |
| Intumesce | >WoT is actually a massive alien experiment on the difference between the abilities of humans to work together in premade organized groups and randomized groups>The money made by WoT is actually funneled towards rigging the Earth's geopolitical state by funding extremist groups, civil wars, and other diplomatic incidentsI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNEW ITWARGAMING CAUSE 9/11 | 2013-12-20 20:22:22 |
| Intumesce | If your mother ever caughts you molesting children while peeing on the Mona Lisa, you can try to ease the situation by saying "At least I didn't write Achiga-hen". | 2013-12-20 19:30:21 |
| Intumesce | I just brushed my imouto's teeth. I never thought this day would come.I have the largest boner right now. | 2013-12-20 06:09:11 |
| Intumesce | I found a dead spider floating in my electric kettle. I think I might have brewed a cup of black tea using spider water yesterday. It didn't noticeably affect the flavor of the tea. | 2013-12-20 06:09:01 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/ggLXSQM.jpg | 2013-12-19 01:11:32 |
| Intumesce | i yell "♥♥♥♥♥" at the television any time i see a female doing anything even slightly suggestive. | 2013-12-17 10:58:16 |
| Intumesce | Should I apply for the /jp/ Institute of Funposting and Touhology or the University of [s4s]? | 2013-12-15 02:16:36 |
| Intumesce | http://i.imgur.com/nb74yEt.gif | 2013-12-14 18:54:20 |
| Intumesce | Friday the 13th is coming. This Friday, normals will have to go outside and work all day long facing greater chances of being ran over by cars, losing important things and messing up while us NEETs get to stay home safe from all misfortune. Normals know this, but cannot do anything about it except calling in sick. Even better- those of us who've invested our excess of free time into occult research will be able to take advantage of this special date in our rituals.Just another perk of being NEET. Us truhikis huh? | 2013-12-14 14:23:28 |
| Intumesce | >Been awake for 69 hours>Have clocked in at least 50 hours in Japanese study>This is the near supernatural power of the NEETNORMIES WERE BORN ONLY TO SERVE US! WITHOUT THAT, THEY HAVE NO PLACE IN THE WORLD - ONLY TO SERVE THE NEET!WHY ARE NORMIES NEEDED? THEY WILL WORK, THEY WILL PLOW, AND THEY WILL REAP! WE WILL SIT LIKE THE EFFENDI AND EAT! THAT IS WHY NORMIES WERE CREATED!ALL HAIL THE NEET | 2013-12-14 13:39:55 |
| Intumesce | >tfw you will never participate in the rape of nankingcan there be a rape of america? | 2013-12-13 20:20:55 |
| Intumesce | >tfw throwing snowball at the normalshitsGet ♥♥♥♥♥♥, normies | 2013-12-13 20:09:04 |
| Intumesce | My piss jugs are starting to worry me. They're turning darker. One of them smells like beef jerky when I open it. I didn't have this problem ever. I did have a problem with one of my piss jugs turning brittle and shattering after sitting for a while, though. Rotten piss ended up leaking onto my floor. | 2013-12-13 04:41:40 |
| Intumesce | >too autistic to work>not autistic enough to receive benefits>too lazy to learn specialized skills>too apathetic to put in effort searching for something like overnight janitor work. | 2013-12-13 02:49:25 |
| Intumesce | shaking girl legs ｡◕‿◕｡breathless girls moaning (◡‿◡✿)little girl body twitches (◕‿◕✿)curled girl toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)girls whimpering (✿ ‿)quivering girl lips and glossed over eyes (ﾉ´∀`)girls having squirmy little orgasms *:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:* | 2013-12-13 02:44:40 |
| Intumesce | HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥OH MY GODSCREEN SHOTTEDCELL PHONE SHOTTEDDS PICTUREMENTAL PICTUREDREW IT IN PAINTMEMORIZED ITWORSHIPED ITLOVED ITWANT MORE NO | 2013-12-12 05:07:54 |
| Intumesce | >can't fap because my ♥♥♥♥ has cuts on it from fapping too much | 2013-12-11 22:07:42 |
| Intumesce | i want a girl to laugh at my ♥♥♥♥ just once just to see how it feels | 2013-12-11 21:53:22 |
| Intumesce | >feelio when watching scrubs by yourself at 4 in the morning and crying at the wrap up scene when patients die and the sad music plays and the fact that you're crying at this in this situation makes you cry even more | 2013-12-11 21:52:25 |
| Intumesce | I've spent so much time here the outside world has become alien and scary. I can't go back. I'm stuck.a powerful gust of wind, a weird stare, odd songs playing on the radio, everything, anything will scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. Only these 4 walls can keep away the powerful forces conspiring against me. I want to write a resume and get a job, but the thought of having to write down my name, address and phone number on a piece of paper and giving it away makes me shriek | 2013-12-11 21:40:11 |
| Intumesce | one eye on crack one eye on the streets | 2013-12-11 21:39:14 |
| Intumesce | I was supposed to hang myself but video games distracted me.Now I have to do work tomorrow | 2013-12-11 21:35:18 |
| Intumesce | At this point Japanese girls want anything.No one is going after them on their own turf which is why Japan is dying in the first place.It doesn't help that Japanese Males wind up making better females than Japanese females.Even outside their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ island no one wants them. Everyone is going for the superior Chinese or the MUCH more superior Korean women. It could be White, Black, Hispanic, Indian, whatever.♥♥♥ girls are dying for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that their own kind refuses them.But no one will give them one.Because they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly. | 2013-12-11 21:21:52 |
| Intumesce | so neetso idol wow | 2013-12-10 01:08:31 |
| Intumesce | I've always wondered if you can hear a loli's vagina spreading when she spreads her legs. It'd probably make a soft popping sound, right? Maybe it'd sound a bit squishy. That seems very lewd.I want to hear it. | 2013-12-10 01:06:43 |
| Intumesce | I'm a NEET and I've actually held hands with a smelly NEET girl who didn't take showers. Her body odor smelled like I smell if I don't take showers, except it was more feminine and covered up with the scent of perfume. | 2013-12-10 01:04:13 |
| Intumesce | I keep saying really strange things out loud. They're aggressive and offensive but also very simplistic. For example, I just said something like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck my ♥♥♥♥ and die".What is this? Is it Tourette's?Before anyone asks: I'm in my 20s, I'm not an atheist and I don't listen to heavy metal music. | 2013-12-10 01:04:01 |
| Mohs | It's been a while since your last comment, lets keep this updatedSup orrie | 2013-10-05 10:34:38 |
| Pansyfaust | >new comment on orrie's profile >18th auguststeam pls | 2013-09-24 15:44:36 |
| Orrie | Some guy I meet on this dating service. Nice fella. | 2013-08-17 20:23:11 |
| Pansyfaust | Who is that individual in your picture? | 2013-08-17 18:24:44 |
| Magni | Hey orrie, do you know why I was kicked from the clan? | 2013-07-07 04:51:42 |
| Vacuous | Well hello there :3 | 2013-06-01 10:56:30 |
| da fertile twink | orrie pls invite me to the NOFUN steam grouppls | 2013-05-29 12:47:31 |
| Eagle | Bretty good prof. pic finally. | 2013-05-22 02:42:48 |
| Magma Claw | about a trade | 2013-01-19 14:21:19 |
| Magma Claw | hi i want to talk to you | 2013-01-19 14:21:09 |
| Whazze CEL | Ok. | 2012-09-21 07:59:00 |
| Orrie | Lets agree to disagree. hue | 2012-09-08 14:13:15 |
| Eagle | I disagree Orrie. | 2012-09-08 10:30:09 |
| Saladofstones | + rep to this steam repper, he gave my asked amount of rep really quickly. I reccomend him for your repping needs | 2012-09-04 21:44:04 |
| Misters Aimo ︻芫 | can you invite me to Delicious /v/afflers steam group? | 2012-08-22 06:51:26 |
| Eagle | You are now addicted... I'm sorry for your loss. Hopefully it brings food to the table. | 2012-08-21 21:00:18 |
| Model | Nordlæningen, vi må ta en Skype samtale igjen. Læng sia no. | 2012-08-20 08:11:37 |
| Orrie | No need to hate on my space exploration akills | 2012-08-10 08:53:54 |
| dhw | Hey Orrie, go land on the moon. | 2012-08-09 04:35:45 |
| Orrie | Oh god that feeling when reading all this text after being away from 2 weeks.;___; | 2012-08-03 17:43:37 |
| Karno | Hey! can i get invite to Delicious /v/afflers group? | 2012-08-03 15:50:13 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | http://puu.sh/NLOX | 2012-08-01 18:06:36 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | http://puu.sh/NLQC | 2012-08-01 18:05:04 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | Are you there, Orrie-san? I must tell you there is a fool who fell in love with you.It is me.First thing first, I'm not a ♥♥♥. I have no interest in the ♥♥♥♥ stuff. I feel it's rather gross.But after reading your post, something in me started to grow.I often found myself searching for your posts, and thinking of you while I was playing with my thing.Yes, I hated it. But one day, something snapped in me.I started to play looking at your image from start to finish.38,847...That's the number of times I jerked off thinking of you.You might reject me. But remember this.I'm always near you. | 2012-08-01 00:18:09 |
| Mohs | It's been like 4 days now, i just can'y hold it anymoreYou are beautiful. The very definition of it. Your long hair, your perfectly toned face. Could it really be that you are perfect? I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. And As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. | 2012-07-31 23:50:18 |
| Mohs | 2- We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love. You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father. They would be mischievous but we would love them all equally and unconditionally. I would teach them how to fish, and hunt, you would teach them how to love. | 2012-07-31 23:49:52 |
| Mohs | 3- We would name them; John, Isaac, and Thomas, and they would all grow to be strong and intelligent. As you and I grew older Takara, our love would never wane. It would be as strong if not stronger than the day we both met. With every kiss, every embrace, our love would grow one hundred times stronger than before, and it would further strengthen our already unbreakable bond. I sometimes ask myself if such a vast amount of love could make a human immortal? I certainly hope so, living eternally alongside you would be everything I would ever need. If I could make a wish right now it wouldn't even be for you to fall in love with me, but for me to get the opportunity to meet you. That alone would make my life already one that is fullfilled....COME BACK ORRIE, I NEED YOU. | 2012-07-31 23:49:12 |
| Mohs | So i heard Gandhi nuked croatia, RIP in peace bro | 2012-07-30 00:32:15 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | that feel when my loli will never be perfect. http://puu.sh/MaQG | 2012-07-27 10:22:05 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | ☆★☆SUPPORT☆★☆SALAD☆★☆UNBAN☆★☆ＰＵＴ☆★☆THIS☆★☆ＩＮ☆★☆YOUR☆★☆ＮＡＭＥ☆★☆ | 2012-07-20 17:36:09 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | i love you lots too, nohomo. | 2012-07-20 11:18:13 |
| Mostwanted | mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you dont know who the ♥♥♥♥ i am, you are a ♥♥♥ who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guts out your chest you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any ♥♥♥♥♥? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ no coochie gettin ♥♥♥♥♥ ass maybe try to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, or do you want to hear more about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay and lame you are? | 2012-07-12 06:00:10 |
| Mutie | YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARSSO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII | 2012-07-11 06:08:11 |
| Deadman | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!..._.....____________________, ,....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERsend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE BACK ATCHA, ORRIE. | 2012-07-10 11:07:00 |
| Quandale Dingle | gabe where is my ♥♥♥♥♥ summer sale | 2012-07-07 05:57:01 |
| xarabas | i can see your inventory send me those games now!! | 2012-07-05 01:26:03 |
| Crowsie | episode 3 i demand it now gabe >:O! | 2012-06-26 19:46:02 |
| Orrie | >xD>pedobearhah oh wow | 2012-06-22 20:52:34 |
| K.A.I.R.O.S | sorry | 2012-06-15 15:51:57 |
| Orrie | no u gibe me video game | 2012-06-15 15:20:05 |
| K.A.I.R.O.S | CoD MW3 ))) or Magica.something that is not sorry. | 2012-06-15 15:19:16 |
| Orrie | Say what? | 2012-06-15 15:01:57 |
| K.A.I.R.O.S | Hello! Can you ask if you do not mind a gift any game. will be very happy. Thank you very much. | 2012-06-15 13:53:01 |
| Orrie | no mohs, go die | 2012-06-12 06:40:21 |
| Mohs | Hi, can you invite me to Delicious /v/afflers plz? plz plz plz thanx | 2012-06-12 06:34:41 |
| Robert | USA #1 | 2012-06-09 00:43:01 |
| SiNTeK | Hello Orrie, can you invite me to Delicious /v/afflers group? | 2012-06-03 23:20:34 |
| Mmat | hi! can you invite me to Delicious /v/afflers group? | 2012-05-18 07:47:49 |
| Sartako | +rep, good trader | 2012-04-10 03:19:36 |
| svinka | +rep, quick trade, thanks | 2012-04-05 14:13:34 |
| American Dad | good trader,thanks+ | 2012-03-30 04:42:41 |
| Blainezy | +rep | 2012-03-26 18:43:46 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | WAITO PIGU GO HOME | 2012-02-09 10:36:18 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | That's a cute spider.end of rine--------------------------------------^ line | 2012-01-25 00:57:01 |
| CupBoy | Very nice trader, +rep would trade again! | 2012-01-13 12:57:26 |
| ♞ Night_Wing | + 1 rep. Fair and great trader. | 2012-01-10 03:01:41 |
| vse | thank you, great guy, quick trade, thanks again :) | 2012-01-09 23:46:14 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | LEGIT TRADER WOULD SUCK HIS PXNXS AGAIN 11/10 | 2012-01-02 17:46:34 |
| Herbert.Zhang | i wanna trade with you | 2011-12-31 21:44:47 |
| Von | Thanks for the gift <3 | 2011-12-26 23:27:01 |
| Timon | thank you, Santa! <3 | 2011-12-24 12:44:58 |
| Zelsear | great trader! no problems at all ^^ | 2011-12-22 15:27:41 |
| Rulebadrob | very good trader A++++ | 2011-12-22 14:44:02 |
| Avenger; So uh Yeah | <3 | 2011-12-03 19:35:06 |
| Nayenezgani | YOU FIEND D: | 2011-12-02 10:04:42 |
| Orrie | que? | 2011-11-19 07:54:27 |
| Shindo | Ok Id reply ur post here since I dont wanna bump your thread anymore.. But since you dont add me idc... | 2011-11-17 07:45:59 |
| -Bolt- | Orrie you won my giveaway well accept my invite :> | 2011-10-11 14:10:11 |
| Aurelyn Aevum | Thanks :3 | 2011-09-09 11:54:29 |