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SteamID64: 76561197992838018
SteamID32: [U:1:32572290]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:16286145
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/redasdasds/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197992838018
Status: Offline
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: True
Creation: 2007-09-22 20:29:15 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-06-28 20:25:38
VAC Banned: True (Last ban 6117 days ago) [1 on record]
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| endless | poniri | 2024-05-22 12:34:28 |
| DasRoor | tell your husbando he's a coward for disabling their comments | 2024-04-12 07:22:09 |
| SHRAYZZ | Damn! | 2024-03-15 15:07:08 |
| Baby:de BLoodline | helo i piss on your grave | 2024-03-13 19:57:25 |
| Little Tiger Racing 2.0 | Where is your name as well as your profile picture? | 2024-02-09 10:29:43 |
| trasheater | GAYREEK SPOTTED‼️‼️‼️TURKY IS NUMBER ONE ALWAYS NUMEBR ONE‼️‼️‼️🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🫡🫡🇹🇷🫡🫡🫡🪳DO YOU KNOW ATTATURK??? HE BEAT GAYREEKS IN IZMIR‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥😱DO YOU KNOW FATIH SULTAN MEHMET? HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALL EUROPE‼️😱😱🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯DO YOU KNOW ECEVIT?? HE CONQUERED THE CYRPRUS ‼️‼️🔥💯💯💯DID YOU KNOW HOMOSEX IS COME FROM GAYREEK 🇬🇷🤣🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥🔥🔥👎👎👎👎TURKAY NUMEBR ONE‼️‼️🇹🇷‼️‼️🇹🇷‼️🇹🇷‼️🇹🇷🇹🇷🔥🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡 | 2024-01-30 20:32:44 |
| Little Tiger Racing 2.0 | WTF? | 2024-01-11 21:01:50 |
| Little Tiger Racing 2.0 | WTF | 2024-01-11 21:01:19 |
| withn | grek | 2024-01-11 01:51:35 |
| Dandaplay | ★Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ ••。★Christmas★ 。* 。° 。 ° ˛˚˛ * _Π_____*。*˚˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ ｜ 田田 ｜門｜ ˚ ☃☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆ ★ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆°• AND ★ HAPPY NEW YEAR ☆ 2024°•♥￥☆★☆★☆￥♥ ★☆ ♥♥♥♥￥☆★☆★☆￥♥￥♥♥ | 2023-12-23 21:01:18 |
| withn | ♥♥♥♥ vasy +rep | 2023-12-21 17:34:09 |
| byteframe | what game was it? | 2023-11-29 13:54:22 |
| NayZar175AU | く__,.ヘヽ. / ,ー､ 〉 ＼ ', !-─‐-i / /´ ／｀ｰ' L/／｀ヽ､ / ／, /| , , ', ｲ / /-‐/ ｉ L_ ﾊ ヽ! i ﾚ ﾍ 7ｲ｀ﾄ ﾚ'ｧ-ﾄ､!ハ| | !,/7 'ゞ' ´i__rﾊiソ| | |.从" _ ,,,, / |./ | ﾚ'| i＞.､,,__ _,.イ / .i | ﾚ'| | / k_７_/ﾚ'ヽ, ﾊ. | | |/i 〈|/ i ,.ﾍ | i | .|/ /n o t e ﾍ! ＼ | kヽ>､ﾊ _,.ﾍ､ /､! !'〈//｀Ｔ´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr' ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ ﾄ-,/ |___./ 'ｰ' !_,. | 2023-11-21 01:39:20 |
| Definitely_Not_Chaos | <3 | 2023-11-20 07:29:07 |
| Excuse me? | Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵Ʒ(( •.•))¸╱▒╲¸./I‡‡I\..╜╙ | 2023-11-06 14:34:08 |
| Cracktober | Scared Biden might've had it out for you | 2023-10-23 09:32:39 |
| Cracktober | Didnt you get banned | 2023-10-21 16:19:53 |
| peroxan | Olm emre öldün mü la | 2023-10-18 12:48:10 |
| Jake | it's been 9 hours without Burger King, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to go to Burger King but my card declined, had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am so worried that I even took Burger King packaging and put it on a homemade burger. I am no- thing without Burger King, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Burger King, I wouldn't be able to do anything.Burger King is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best thing in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very wor- ried. I used all of my money on Burger King, I don't know what to do. Burger King can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Burger King is very amazing and I can't lose it.Burger King is my life. | 2023-10-13 07:27:52 |
| V@sY <kz-patience> | romanian-ju | ⠀.∧__,,∧（´・ω・`）⠀ (つ♡と）Have a sweet Week! <3⠀⠀ｕ―ｕ´ | 2023-10-07 05:10:40 |
| NayZar175 | ,:''"':, ,,::''"':, ,:': ,::, ':, ,:': ;,. '; ;': :'::::'; '; ;' ,':::::. '; ;: :::::::::; '; ;' ;'::::::: ;' ';: ::::::::; ; ;: ;'::::::; ;' ;: ':::::::; ; ;: ;':::::: ;' ';: ':;::: ;, ;:. ;'::'' ;' ,,':: '' :,.,.;': '' ,;' ,:´:: ｀'':, ;':::: ':, ;:::: '; ';:::: O O ;' ';:::＊:. ; '':､::::::. ーー ,.,::'´ | 2023-08-09 00:03:55 |
| ᴀʟᴇxᴀ xᴀʀᴄʜ | Have a wonderful weekend ! | 2023-08-01 13:12:22 |
| ᴀʟᴇxᴀ xᴀʀᴄʜ | I have a band in the cyberpunk universe, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐕! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/cyberverses | 2023-07-28 19:01:20 |
| ᴀʟᴇxᴀ xᴀʀᴄʜ | Can you tell me if there is something missing in my profile? ~ 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝒹𝒶𝓎 | 2023-07-28 07:22:36 |
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| BadW0lf | geia sou | 2023-07-04 11:45:51 |
| Ethernet | cikán !!! | 2023-07-03 13:44:37 |
| ⊰༽♡༼⊱ รкz✮⃝ | : | 2023-06-29 11:07:39 |
| ⊰༽♡༼⊱ รкz✮⃝ | : | 2023-06-29 11:07:37 |
| ⊰༽♡༼⊱ รкz✮⃝ | : | 2023-06-29 11:07:34 |
| ⊰༽♡༼⊱ รкz✮⃝ | : | 2023-06-29 11:07:32 |
| ⊰༽♡༼⊱ รкz✮⃝ | : | 2023-06-29 11:07:29 |
| <kz-patience> | pos eisai file? | 2023-06-16 20:10:17 |
| <kz-patience> | am greek | 2023-06-16 20:09:18 |
| MIMO de Janeiro | vre Malaka xD | 2023-06-15 18:32:19 |
| inkiri|буст машина | sex♥ | 2023-06-14 17:52:35 |
| Ｊｕｌｉａ | Your beauty drives me crazy. | 2023-06-14 13:13:46 |
| 'conqueRRoR ζ͜͡ ★ | Fatih'in İstanbulu fethettiği yaştasın HAVE A GOOD WEEK! | 2023-06-13 07:57:52 |
| Ethernet | gay | 2023-06-11 06:14:42 |
| safjkade =D | . . .. . . . | 2023-06-09 16:36:44 |
| Alexa Datasmith | ᅠᅠ | 2023-06-07 18:56:30 |
| CyKA Blyat | hi | 2023-06-07 15:03:54 |
| Glendyr ♥ | I lost my virginity here | 2023-06-06 03:18:15 |
| Gwynblêd | ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴀʟʟᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ ᴅɪᴀʙʟᴏ ɪᴠ. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2984802451 | 2023-06-04 10:09:52 |
| Definitely_Not_Chaos | xoxoxo | 2023-06-04 01:15:15 |
| Neco | ᅠᅠ | 2023-06-02 21:38:03 |
| Neco | Jesuss!!! Thats Fu'cing Good Profile | 2023-06-01 20:04:34 |
| Neco | ᅠᅠ | 2023-06-01 11:24:00 |
| //TheAMGPower ζ͜͡ ★ | BİG DİCK NİGGA | 2023-06-01 00:28:45 |
| Neco | ᅠᅠ | 2023-05-29 09:17:05 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | :3 | 2023-05-28 12:43:38 |
| fuckthisworld | +rep сделай роспись) | 2023-05-21 17:17:53 |
| 💋🦋⃟ᴠͥɪͣᴘͫ✮⃝ | +rep Nice Player 😜 | 2023-05-18 06:39:18 |
| RimWorm | The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you called stupid, he has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Put this as your status if you're against bullying. | 2023-05-15 22:20:47 |
| seriously? noooo | Much loveeeee <3 | 2023-05-14 09:53:26 |
| xlr250R | ちんちん シュッシュ。 | 2023-05-14 06:26:17 |
| Neco Durden | Jesuss!!! Thats Fu'cing Good Profile Can you support new wallpapers in my workshop? | 2023-05-09 21:19:42 |
| Neco Durden | Can You Support My Newly Created Wallpaper? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2973334420 | 2023-05-08 15:58:13 |
| Neco Durden | i love it ur profile | 2023-05-07 10:25:09 |
| ckost46 | !! | 2023-05-06 16:50:06 |
| Neco Durden | Jesuss!!! Thats Fu'cing Good Profile | 2023-05-05 20:50:52 |
| смола | <33333 much loveeee | 2023-04-30 18:50:28 |
| d̵̗͔̞͌̂͂͌̄̆̍̈͂ | leave me alone | 2023-04-28 18:41:22 |
| RB Scarface | ???????? | 2023-04-25 04:41:31 |
| Grey GaNDaLF | look east at the dawn of the fifth day | 2023-04-22 03:03:35 |
| 💋🦋⃟ᴠͥɪͣᴘͫ✮⃝ | 𝕊𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖: + ℝ𝔼ℙ 𝕃𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕥 ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕪 | 2023-04-21 10:38:53 |
| Kuro | cool profile | 2023-04-21 09:44:38 |
| Kaya | too tired to find content to deface ur profile with, so i outsourced to chatgtp: "Welcome to my Steam profile, fellow gamer girl! I am the queen of the virtual realm, the mistress of all things gaming, and the conqueror of pixelated worlds! When I'm not slaying my enemies and dominating the leaderboards, I can be found indulging in my love of all things sparkly and pink, from unicorns to glittery makeup. I'm also a huge fan of cat videos and memes, and I love to share my random and ridiculous sense of humor with my fellow gamers. So, if you're looking for a fellow gamer girl to share your adventures with, add me to your friends list and let's take over the virtual world together!" | 2023-04-21 01:51:43 |
| branden | emotionally damaging | 2023-04-19 02:11:06 |
| Jixeth | ♥♥♥♥ you | 2023-04-17 23:40:45 |
| pErlichka} | Don’t spam to my boys profile, ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2023-04-15 20:02:30 |
| willy | grown ass man | 2023-04-12 20:10:06 |
| смола | +rep <3 | 2023-04-12 19:14:51 |
| Ethernet | Gratulacje Uzytkowniku! Wygrales! Mikrofalowke B331 ASUS RTX 3070Ti intel core i12 do odebrania do 14.05.2023!! kliknij w ten link zanim to zrobi ktos inny https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface ! | 2023-04-08 11:50:26 |
| каптан залупа | ♥ | 2023-04-07 17:58:04 |
| sukaoversloznonazvanienormsdelat | абалдуй | 2023-04-05 10:22:48 |
| BKB3890 | +rep | 2023-04-04 19:44:25 |
| BKB3890 | yall need to chill lol | 2023-04-04 19:39:31 |
| Mad | sus | 2023-04-04 18:18:30 |
| Peoff | AYYOO CHILLLLL | 2023-04-04 13:18:17 |
| ANNE SEVER | sikiş | 2023-04-04 07:27:12 |
| NumbSpe11 | xуй | 2023-04-03 16:52:26 |
| Vagabønd. | ehhhh | 2023-04-03 15:31:17 |
| Laska | nice profile picture | 2023-04-03 07:36:27 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | is it uh um uhhh um well is it uh um.. uh well is it um well is it uh I was wondering if uh is it ok to well um is it umm.. is it uh Is it um well is it uh I was wondering if uh is it ok to well um is it umm.. is it uh um uhhh um well is it uh um.. uh well um well is it uh um.. uh wellIs it um well is it uh I was wondering if uh is it ok to well um is it umm.. is it uh um uhhh um well is it uh um.. it um well is it uh I was wondering if uh is it ok to well um is it umm.. is it uh um uhhh um well is it uh um.. uh well ok to ♥♥♥ and fart at the same time? | 2023-04-03 05:23:45 |
| cstrike | (º _ º) | 2023-04-03 04:42:03 |
| Dandaplay | x | 2023-04-02 16:48:59 |
| 9heC | daun ? | 2023-04-02 09:30:24 |
| ANNE SEVER | く__,.ヘヽ. / ,ー､ 〉 ＼ ', !-─‐-i / /´ ／｀ｰ' L/／｀ヽ､ / ／, /| , , ', ｲ / /-‐/ ｉ L_ ﾊ ヽ! i ﾚ ﾍ 7ｲ｀ﾄ ﾚ'ｧ-ﾄ､!ハ| | !,/7 '0' ´0iソ| | |.从" _ ,,,, / |./ | ﾚ'| i＞.､,,__ _,.イ / .i | ﾚ'| | / k_７_/ﾚ'ヽ, ﾊ. | | |/i 〈|/ i ,.ﾍ | i | .|/ / ｉ： ﾍ! ＼ | kヽ>､ﾊ _,.ﾍ､ /､! !'〈//｀Ｔ´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr' ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ ﾄ-,/ |___./ 'ｰ' !_,.: | 2023-04-02 09:11:17 |
| Captain Jack Sparrow | く__,.ヘヽ. / ,ー､ 〉 ＼ ', !-─‐-i / /´ ／｀ｰ' L/／｀ヽ､ / ／, /| , , ', ｲ / /-‐/ ｉ L_ ﾊ ヽ! i ﾚ ﾍ 7ｲ｀ﾄ ﾚ'ｧ-ﾄ､!ハ| | !,/7 '0' ´0iソ| | |.从" _ ,,,, / |./ | ﾚ'| i＞.､,,__ _,.イ / .i | ﾚ'| | / k_７_/ﾚ'ヽ, ﾊ. | | |/i 〈|/ i ,.ﾍ | i | .|/ / ｉ： ﾍ! ＼ | kヽ>､ﾊ _,.ﾍ､ /､! !'〈//｀Ｔ´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr' ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ ﾄ-,/ |___./ 'ｰ' !_,.: | 2023-04-02 01:31:40 |
| | segs brutal | 2023-04-02 00:55:01 |
| NayZar175 | く__,.ヘヽ. / ,ー､ 〉 ＼ ', !-─‐-i / /´ ／｀ｰ' L/／｀ヽ､ / ／, /| , , ', ｲ / /-‐/ ｉ L_ ﾊ ヽ! i ﾚ ﾍ 7ｲ｀ﾄ ﾚ'ｧ-ﾄ､!ハ| | !,/7 '0' ´0iソ| | |.从" _ ,,,, / |./ | ﾚ'| i＞.､,,__ _,.イ / .i | ﾚ'| | / k_７_/ﾚ'ヽ, ﾊ. | | |/i 〈|/ i ,.ﾍ | i | .|/ / ｉ： ﾍ! ＼ | kヽ>､ﾊ _,.ﾍ､ /､! !'〈//｀Ｔ´', ＼ ｀'7'ｰr' ﾚ'ヽL__|___i,___,ンﾚ|ノ ﾄ-,/ |___./ 'ｰ' !_,.: | 2023-04-01 22:59:51 |
| | my lady what a huge penis you have | 2023-04-01 19:26:44 |
| llwnsw.g | Pls no 18+ symbols | 2023-04-01 17:48:23 |
| solo | Jebem ti mater | 2023-04-01 16:32:23 |
| Glendyr ♥ | Thanks dad, may I have another? | 2023-04-01 16:11:48 |
| Laska | _####___________________####__#####________________#####__######______________######___#######____________######_____########________#######______#########_____#######________########____#######_________#########__#######_____________######_#####________________########__________#############________#################_______###___############______#####__#############_____#####################______###################_______#################___________##########__________#############________################# | 2023-04-01 14:07:16 |
| flexbox | zzzz | 2023-04-01 13:39:20 |
| Vagabønd. | Oyoyoyo chill stay halal we have ramadan here | 2023-04-01 13:36:12 |
| —allyourbasearebelongtous | ma ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2023-04-01 13:27:58 |
| Rick | ...... | 2023-04-01 12:53:19 |
| prigy | thx for a d!ck comment | 2023-04-01 12:03:31 |
| $_$ | ) | 2023-04-01 12:02:14 |
| Kâzé? | +rep | 2023-04-01 02:56:26 |
| BigDaddyPiotruś | bruh | 2023-03-30 16:27:35 |
| `Berylas | ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps ps | 2023-03-30 11:53:52 |
| ch11d | cute player, likes big black ❤❤❤❤😈has some awesome weapon runs on hard-extreme maps. | 2023-03-27 01:58:06 |
| Laska | Top KZ player , almost like me ) | 2023-03-25 15:09:53 |
| <БЕЗДАРЬ> | +rep Nice to meet you! | 2023-03-17 17:33:07 |
| Cuageppp_s | add me | 2023-03-15 10:22:08 |
| Joy | To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only. | 2023-03-11 19:11:49 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | RUS:Напишите мне что-то из этого в профиле, и я вам напишу тожеENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!+rep+rep друг+rep лучший в своём деле ♥️+rep nice player+rep хороший аим+rep good player+rep top+rep good team player+rep хороший тиммейт+rep обнял+rep 1love♥️+rep за красивый профиль+rep красивый профиль+rep top aim+rep хороший игрок | 2023-03-11 13:06:17 |
| Xtreme_Shoot (Vintage-Gaming) | you sickness. | 2023-03-08 07:57:52 |
| LV | <3 | 2023-03-06 11:33:50 |
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| ｉｓｌａｍ | <3 | 2023-02-27 04:31:11 |
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| Lûchelia | anni chaa ! | 2022-12-11 12:32:14 |
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| ⎛Strong Tit⎞ | hi | 2022-11-28 16:33:48 |
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| Kaya | I like to creep around my home and act like a goblinI don't know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it's my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I'll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I'll walk around my house and pick up various different "trinkets" and put them in my bag while saying stuff like "I'll be having that" and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice ("trinkets" can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I'm 99% sure they don't know it's me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.⠀⠀⠀ | 2022-11-21 11:37:02 |
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| Femtosota | Parents of this child, please take action. Your child is uncontrollable and aggressive, often fights and steals things from classmates. He is a bully and a bully, when water is brought into the dining room, he pisses in kettles, and mixes his excrement with mashed beans. If you are reading this, I hope that this beast has not done anything to you, please take action. I know a good prison in the USA - Alcatraz. This criminal has the right place | 2022-09-15 09:59:50 |
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| zm_moheb_the_terminator | you so bautiful :DDD | 2022-08-22 10:46:57 |
| Tyler | ur mum | 2022-08-22 06:15:28 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | i'm going to slobber your ♥♥♥♥ | 2022-08-22 05:44:26 |
| PySkAyTzA | +rep | 2022-08-22 04:33:48 |
| особенныйuselessmark | nice ♥♥♥♥ ;D | 2022-08-22 02:05:11 |
| NayZar175 | Couple in love.♥/(,")\.(".)♥★..★/♥\♥/█\♥★.♥_| |__| |_ ♥ | 2022-08-22 00:13:06 |
| Gorbachev_x <insilio> | How strong, independent are you? Does your life matter? | 2022-08-21 23:51:18 |
| Di Raizel | ♥️ | 2022-08-21 18:13:53 |
| Rollo | If you could change something in the world what would it be? | 2022-08-21 18:02:26 |
| Lûchelia | Sheesh <3 | 2022-08-21 16:38:36 |
| Walter White Yo 144hz | <3 | 2022-08-21 16:10:19 |
| Peoff | Thanks | 2022-08-21 13:57:03 |
| Razmus | You are about to learn that we all look the same from inside despite our skin color. | 2022-08-21 12:49:26 |
| [Fuyu]冬 | beautiful girl | 2022-08-21 11:51:34 |
| Zorro | quiet sunday | 2022-08-21 11:36:04 |
| $_$ | <3 | 2022-08-21 11:15:15 |
| ｉｓｌａｍ | <3 | 2022-08-21 11:01:54 |
| Rick | ...... | 2022-08-21 11:00:00 |
| PySkAyTzA | beautiful girl | 2022-08-21 10:50:31 |
| LV | ty for letting me know that im a beautiful strong black woman | 2022-08-21 10:47:46 |
| Vagabønd. | Your cat knows about this? | 2022-08-21 10:46:14 |
| Osman ... | last you are so strong <3 | 2022-08-21 10:39:27 |
| SAMURAI COP | press play on tape | 2022-08-21 10:10:37 |
| Glendyr ♥ | gay gamer dads unite, we will get the sole custody over our respective kids | 2022-08-21 09:57:28 |
| ŜĔŇŜ | you looking so beautiful | 2022-08-21 09:48:59 |
| sD♚™ | +rep nice jump :D | 2022-08-21 04:49:44 |
| LV | sup dude hmu | 2022-08-18 07:38:01 |
| смола | +Rep | 2022-08-18 02:03:09 |
| Vagabønd. | My cat looks more cute | 2022-08-18 01:45:43 |
| Femtosota | 👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butth0le✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butth0le (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠOଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there | 2022-08-13 14:37:52 |
| Lûchelia | Have a nice week | 2022-08-07 18:25:25 |
| @dana187_official | +REP #SHBZT Signed by #dana187_official | 2022-07-30 16:09:23 |
| Lûchelia | hi | 2022-07-29 16:58:12 |
| Lûchelia | -- | 2022-07-27 08:53:21 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | add me psn | 2022-07-19 01:19:12 |
| Vagabønd. | Where have you been oyyyy | 2022-07-11 19:33:02 |
| Huell Babineaux | Thank you for signing my profile, much love to you <3 | 2022-07-08 15:00:35 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | werrasdrfasfasfascasc | 2022-07-03 11:02:44 |
| serega pirat1ks | U l1kE weeeeeeDDDD? | 2022-06-30 11:59:20 |
| BamboTheGreat | . . | 2022-06-28 14:58:07 |
| hz | rated and fav <3 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2825039733 | 2022-06-25 09:11:14 |
| Şıpıdık Bey ® | <5 | 2022-06-24 08:57:48 |
| Ensar op je beeldscherm | who is this black monkey? | 2022-06-15 14:18:18 |
| Definitely_Not_Chaos | <3 | 2022-06-08 17:03:35 |
| hz | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2816584675 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 <3 | 2022-06-05 22:56:23 |
| NayZar175 | Resident Evil 4 is finally being remade | 2022-06-05 12:21:06 |
| hz | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2814999557 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 <3 | 2022-05-31 20:38:36 |
| hz | 𝘏𝘪, 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2812563520 | 2022-05-25 20:03:50 |
| sorry my baby ❤ | Have a nice day <3 | 2022-05-21 10:39:10 |
| reckie | i like you so much 🖤 | 2022-05-20 23:59:42 |
| 123 | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2022-05-20 21:01:58 |
| hz | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2810424784 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘶 <3 | 2022-05-20 17:07:34 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2809107661 | 2022-05-16 21:42:54 |
| Laska | zadr = top player | 2022-05-14 18:56:46 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2806582864 | 2022-05-10 20:06:36 |
| ODR | hi sweetie can you like the photo and reward it?thank you https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2806167591 | 2022-05-10 05:33:29 |
| ODR | hi sweetie can you like the photo and reward it? thank you https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2806167591 | 2022-05-09 18:11:24 |
| Click | etoimasou esi an den apantisei i aderfi sou se 10 lepta tha pas ekei pou piges kai proxtes kai erxomai kai ego stis 7ora | 2022-05-08 09:09:39 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | i will let you know when things go straight and yes yp: ton exw 21cm oxi 15 opws nomizes | 2022-05-07 15:43:50 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | but we cant be together anymore , i have growed up and need some space | 2022-05-07 15:43:07 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | i love you | 2022-05-07 15:42:49 |
| PySkAyTzA | + rep | 2022-05-06 10:16:46 |
| lauNX de pe wish | i miss youuuu | 2022-05-04 20:33:26 |
| Femtosota | Miss me? | 2022-05-02 19:23:56 |
| | ? | 2022-05-02 15:17:50 |
| Samaritan | karkino stin mana s ( an den exei hdh ) | 2022-05-02 14:52:10 |
| Click | ee katerina distixos mporei na deixneis gia megali kopela alla sto mialo eisai mikri akoma...den eprepe na exeis afisei tin aderfi sou na se elenxei...ego se ekova gia pio eksipni | 2022-05-01 07:22:24 |
| Vagabønd. | You look like you re about to kill someone | 2022-04-30 22:52:27 |
| reel | Daf*ck? | 2022-04-30 13:02:59 |
| | ? | 2022-04-30 11:14:28 |
| Click | asto gia argotera otan megaloseis kai den tha sou elenxei to profil i aderfi sou pame tote | 2022-04-30 08:00:37 |
| Click | ego ithela na miliso mazi sou oxi me tin aderfi sou | 2022-04-30 07:58:31 |
| Click | asto re ksexna to den mporoume na pame mazi voltes | 2022-04-30 07:55:16 |
| Peoff | My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy | 2022-04-29 22:15:22 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | A girl.... AND a GAMER? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOOOOING! eyes pop out of head AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops, tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably, licking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr punches self in face with boxing glove five times BRRUUUUUUHHHHHHH pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF eyes go out of head like paddleballs BOIOIOIOIOIIIING wolf whistle, tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Aaaah ME LAADY.... rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots GADZOOKS tapdancing sounds as running in a circle YIPPEEEEEE pants like dog AAAAEEEUEUUURRHRGGGHHH heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table AOOOOOOOOOOO bashes head with hammer | 2022-04-29 20:33:58 |
| ☆ Bobba Builder | Gay alert ! | 2022-04-25 07:53:36 |
| $_$ | my best favourite pro players :)) | 2022-04-23 12:20:50 |
| S U P E R M A N | was'sap my friend | 2022-04-21 09:43:07 |
| Click | oxi alithia exeis foto oloidia | 2022-04-17 13:29:04 |
| Click | plaka plaka exeis foto profil idia me tis proin mou | 2022-04-17 13:28:21 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | Before LABA:\\ _ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) < ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) /`ノ ) LノAfter LABA:/フフ ム`ヽ/ ノ) ) ヽ/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/ `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ 丶 ̄ _人'彡)+rep | 2022-04-17 13:06:36 |
| S U P E R M A N | have a awesome weekend | 2022-04-17 12:47:18 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | Συγγνώμη που μπήκα στο προφίλ σας, αλλά πρέπει να σας πω την αλήθεια ότι μοιράζεστε πάντα υπέροχα άρθρα και όμορφες φωτογραφίες ???????? Ελέγχω το προφίλ σου και είδα τις υπέροχες αναρτήσεις σου και τις όμορφες φωτογραφίες σου. Θα ήμουν πολύ χαρούμενος αν μπορούσαμε να είμαστε φίλοι; Προσπάθησα να στείλω ένα αίτημα αλλά απορρίφθηκε, στείλτε μου ένα αίτημα φιλίας ή ένα προσωπικό μήνυμα | 2022-04-15 12:33:45 |
| xlr250R | u muslim? | 2022-04-14 08:02:08 |
| Spope | I am Spope. | 2022-04-12 01:29:24 |
| Vagabønd. | Hmm... | 2022-04-11 20:18:21 |
| vodka redbull | GangyMcPlankFace : better be twilight cuz we need magic to win this ♥♥♥♥ | 2022-04-10 23:39:12 |
| Vagabønd. | You look like a ghost ☠ | 2022-04-10 20:22:57 |
| hz | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2791515379 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘶 <3 | 2022-04-10 04:56:23 |
| ozah | i eat anime ass | 2022-04-08 19:26:43 |
| DOMINUSRASHED | Have a good day !. | 2022-04-08 19:24:58 |
| DOMINUSRASHED | +rep | 2022-04-08 19:24:51 |
| DOMINUSRASHED | <3 | 2022-04-08 19:24:44 |
| Vagabønd. | Yooo how re ya friendo <3 | 2022-04-07 13:55:30 |
| VALERY♡ | <3 | 2022-04-07 03:36:45 |
| Click | gia sena leo tora stin aderfi sou♥️ | 2022-04-02 03:54:05 |
| Laska | TOP KZ PLAYER | 2022-04-02 02:13:32 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | have a wonderful weekend | 2022-04-01 12:09:47 |
| 👑 ֆᴛᴇғᴀɴ 👑 | +rep | 2022-03-31 23:58:02 |
| Samaritan | hello iwanna | 2022-03-31 08:40:47 |
| Wildlands | hoot hoot | 2022-03-29 06:18:07 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/paranoidmood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-27 19:45:34 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/paranoidmood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-24 10:37:39 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-23 21:44:13 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-23 21:44:11 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-23 21:44:10 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-23 21:44:09 |
| Click | na thimithoume ta palia ela steile | 2022-03-22 14:44:35 |
| Click | asta paixnidia kai kane mou erotiseis sto insta na kaulantisoume:D | 2022-03-22 14:43:55 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | i would berry my ♥♥♥♥ so far inside your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur | 2022-03-20 10:48:49 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-20 04:54:41 |
| ⚡DrMadPower | new 1337 group, join :) https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TRJOHPOHTR | 2022-03-20 03:38:47 |
| ⚡DrMadPower | new 1337 group, join :) https://steamcommunity.com/groups/steam1337group | 2022-03-20 03:38:02 |
| Chrom | HAVE YOU OR SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY EVER HAD Ś̷̜͚̟̱̙͓̪͛̍ͅḜ̶̗̦̺͚̯̳̖̒̈́͒̚͝X̴̧̲̟̰͖̿̽̈́̚͠ ON A RELIGIOUS SYMBOL IN FRONT OF YOUR DEAD CHILD? CALL 1-888-45MAURY TODAY! | 2022-03-19 18:00:26 |
| reckie | I invite you to my favorite place 👾 https://discord.gg/wDgjpjx | 2022-03-19 08:51:47 |
| reckie | I invite you to my favorite place 👾 https://discord.gg/wDgjpjx | 2022-03-19 08:36:21 |
| reckie | I invite you to my favorite place 👾 https://discord.gg/wDgjpjx | 2022-03-19 08:02:57 |
| reckie | https://discord.gg/wDgjpjx | 2022-03-19 02:58:47 |
| reckie | Hewwo can you join my discord server? ✨ https://discord.gg/wDgjpjx | 2022-03-19 02:15:41 |
| reckie | Hewwo can you join my discord server? ✨ https://discord.gg/wDgjpjx | 2022-03-19 01:45:49 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-19 00:30:20 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-19 00:30:18 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-19 00:27:27 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-19 00:27:26 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | God you stupid kids, I really hope you're a kid because that's the only thing that could possibly excuse this type of autistic, and yes autistic as in the mental deficiency NOT your stupid internet slang, behavior that you're spilling everywhere. But i know you're not because easy truths are just that, easy to take in. I wish you would grow up with your stupid made up slang, "pasta" god it makes my face red. Awakens some primal rage that's been shoved away from big brother and their safety "vaccines". Why don't you communicate like a normal being? Are you like the others striving for a chance at Reddit good boy points? GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!! Stop talking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your slang, pasta really? Stop sitting all day at your fancy little computer mom and Dad shilled big bucks for and do something. Just like the rest of these guys your going to fail. Fail hard and flat on your face. Idiot open you're eye and swallow your medicine that is hard truths. | 2022-03-18 23:14:28 |
| Skreech | Happy Friday and Have a splendid weekend | 2022-03-18 12:07:53 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | girl with a ♥♥♥♥ | 2022-03-18 03:18:58 |
| reckie | I'm bestie thanks for comment back! | 2022-03-16 16:22:51 |
| reckie | how are you? | 2022-03-16 16:02:09 |
| S U P E R M A N | s | 2022-03-16 13:52:38 |
| reckie | Have a nice day! | 2022-03-16 11:08:03 |
| reckie | Have a nice day! | 2022-03-16 10:29:27 |
| reckie | Have a nice day! | 2022-03-16 10:29:19 |
| ch11d | good player probablyy also among us enjoyer. | 2022-03-16 02:08:02 |
| reckie | ♡i am your sweetest nightmare♡ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2713769770 | 2022-03-15 09:21:49 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-15 04:20:38 |
| ⫷ʞɪŅģ⫸ | : | 2022-03-15 01:38:35 |
| S U P E R M A N | Hey cutie | 2022-03-14 13:43:14 |
| reckie | can i be your bestie? 🖤 | 2022-03-14 09:18:10 |
| reckie | can i be your bestie? 🖤 | 2022-03-14 09:18:09 |
| reckie | my sweet friend 🖤 | 2022-03-14 06:20:31 |
| |ARTYOM| | ? | 2022-03-13 12:07:11 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-12 23:56:14 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-12 23:56:12 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-12 23:56:10 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-12 23:53:03 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-12 16:55:35 |
| Tyler | bleh | 2022-03-12 14:52:55 |
| сеняха | ресейл | 2022-03-12 14:15:55 |
| McDonalso | : was brakkin mama | 2022-03-12 11:20:02 |
| ODR | 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙫 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙙𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2777178477 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨. https://steamcommunity.com/id/aiisel/myworkshopfiles/?section=guides | 2022-03-12 05:46:08 |
| ' Bionic | ✨✨+rep | 2022-03-12 03:31:02 |
| Big Snorts | u r a pp head | 2022-03-11 23:46:56 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-11 14:23:20 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2777239004 | 2022-03-11 14:22:38 |
| ODR | 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙫 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙙𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2777178477 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨. https://steamcommunity.com/id/aiisel/myworkshopfiles/?section=guides | 2022-03-11 13:58:40 |
| ⫷ʞɪŅģ⫸ | ⭐+rep⭐+rep nice profile⭐+rep good mate⭐+rep appreciate the carry⭐+rep Have a good day ❤️⭐+rep Have a nice week !⭐+rep very kind !⭐+rep chill guy⭐+rep very nice and non-toxic player⭐+rep | 2022-03-11 12:28:23 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-11 08:57:21 |
| reckie | 🐾 meow! my sweety cake 🍰 | 2022-03-11 08:46:32 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-10 20:50:55 |
| Vagabønd. | Bruuuh your cat is making me a simp sheeesh. | 2022-03-10 16:00:31 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-10 15:24:42 |
| 0x10 | +15 | 2022-03-10 13:06:01 |
| kxbs. | <3 | 2022-03-10 11:53:14 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2775467653 | 2022-03-09 11:30:23 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2700709021 rate&fav pls💜 | 2022-03-09 10:49:48 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-09 05:43:30 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-08 16:49:31 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-08 16:49:30 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-08 16:49:29 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-08 16:49:27 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/depressivemood Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-08 16:39:51 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/groups/reverbery Please Subscribe♡ | 2022-03-08 15:45:08 |
| Glendyr ♥ | https://youtu.be/ippSwVEyNsA | 2022-03-08 11:44:02 |
| Glendyr ♥ | Mario Hu Anna | 2022-03-08 11:43:23 |
| Vagabønd. | Have a good start for the week my dear friend <3 | 2022-03-07 15:17:17 |
| uniqe | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2700709021 rate&fav pls💜 | 2022-03-07 13:09:23 |
| Vagabønd. | Hmmm | 2022-03-06 18:32:38 |
| reckie | 🤍 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 & 𝙁𝙖𝙫 🖤 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2743326234 ɪғ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛs, ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ/sᴄʀᴇᴇɴsʜᴏᴛ 🖤🤍 ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ! 🤍🖤 | 2022-03-06 12:10:25 |
| reckie | 🤍 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 & 𝙁𝙖𝙫 🖤 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2743326234 ɪғ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛs, ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ/sᴄʀᴇᴇɴsʜᴏᴛ 🖤🤍 ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ! 🤍🖤 | 2022-03-06 12:10:22 |
| reckie | 🤍 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 & 𝙁𝙖𝙫 🖤 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2743326234 ɪғ ᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛs, ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ/sᴄʀᴇᴇɴsʜᴏᴛ 🖤🤍 ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ! 🤍🖤 | 2022-03-06 12:10:18 |
| O ANATOMISTA | eu tenho namorada @lasanha | 2022-03-06 08:02:09 |
| Cracktober | youre bald | 2022-03-06 07:43:29 |
| Cracktober | don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + not based + you're probably white + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + not funny didn't ask + #whiteprivilege + deez nuts + deez + imagine being white + sugma + balls + joe momma + E = mc² + L + #DOXXED + RIP + Rest In Piss + Bozo + your mom's white + grow the ♥♥♥♥ up + L + L(part 2) + you listen to cardi B + 64tick + anticheat + hood watches Destiny + Mid + Piss Kink + simp + cope + seethe + GG + CAUGHT IN 4K + ur a wrench + ur dad fell off + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + ur beta + I'm sigma + L(part 3 just dropped) + you're sus + Quote Tweet + you're cringe + I did your mom + you bought monkey NFT + you're weirdchamp + you're a clown | 2022-03-05 13:49:17 |
| deniolo | 31 | 2022-03-05 12:11:18 |
| reckie | 🖤🖤Happy Saturday!🖤🖤 | 2022-03-05 06:35:36 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2771177822 | 2022-03-05 00:37:08 |
| reckie | :( | 2022-03-05 00:16:38 |
| Femtosota | I love your body <3 | 2022-03-04 10:33:00 |
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| mob | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I--BeGSPL6I | 2022-03-04 00:21:12 |
| VALERY♡ | <3 | 2022-03-03 22:21:07 |
| VALERY♡ | <3 | 2022-03-03 22:21:01 |
| VALERY♡ | <3 | 2022-03-03 22:20:55 |
| VALERY♡ | <3 | 2022-03-03 22:20:49 |
| VALERY♡ | <3 | 2022-03-03 22:20:40 |
| VALERY♡ | <3 | 2022-03-03 22:20:35 |
| CONSUMANE | <3 | 2022-03-03 08:12:34 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-02 23:02:04 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-02 23:02:00 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-02 23:00:45 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-03-02 23:00:44 |
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| Femtosota | I completed gbc_script_x in 13 minutes | 2022-03-01 16:21:52 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-28 01:19:45 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-28 01:19:43 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-28 01:19:42 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-28 01:19:40 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2767733938 | 2022-02-27 16:04:45 |
| endless | I am a porch of cheese sealor and are struggling with cripple eggs eye and tea, I are buy polo too. Please b nice to me. I like to play on my pc, autistic guitar and my her monica a lot. My fav foods are apple, chicken parma johns and filled minion or allah cart restrants. Am Chris chin also so no swear please! | 2022-02-27 09:21:10 |
| Secafaep | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2192690003 | 2022-02-27 06:47:13 |
| S U P E R M A N | Have a wonderful weekend | 2022-02-27 00:18:08 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | kurwa | 2022-02-26 17:21:20 |
| _DOC_VIRTUSPRO_ | Секси | 2022-02-26 16:16:26 |
| ˢᵏᵉᵉ | 😫fortnite battlepass⚔️ 😎i just ♥♥♥♥ out my ass🥶 🥵booting up my pc😤 🙏cuz i need need😬 😏to get that fortnite battle pass😈 🤪i like fortnite🦍 🤔did i mention fortnite🥸 😝i like fortnite😖 🗿its night time😴 ⏰i mean 5 o clock thats basically night time🤥 😔y'all remember cartoon network adventure time | 2022-02-26 14:56:03 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-25 23:00:13 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-25 23:00:10 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-25 23:00:08 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-25 23:00:07 |
| Nomad | hmm | 2022-02-25 17:37:51 |
| FLOXSN₦ | Anyone who supports the Russian invasion of Ukraine, delete me. I don't want to deal with finding and deleting you one by one.I sent this comment to everyone in bulk so don't take it personally. Delete this comment after reading it. | 2022-02-25 12:18:12 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | how do I get my dad to stop banging my girlfriends | 2022-02-25 11:18:54 |
| IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BAD | most beautyful girl on planet earth <3:Roman: | 2022-02-25 01:42:32 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-24 23:16:49 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-24 23:16:48 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-24 23:16:46 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-24 23:16:40 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2763982195 | 2022-02-24 21:54:36 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2763703127 | 2022-02-24 14:43:04 |
| reckie | 🐾 meow! my sweety cake 🍰 | 2022-02-24 10:12:57 |
| 💕 Nati 💕 | -rep gay | 2022-02-23 18:54:02 |
| reckie | Have a good night <3 | 2022-02-23 14:02:03 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-22 22:41:06 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-22 22:41:05 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-22 22:41:04 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | addicted plz help | 2022-02-22 17:34:38 |
| reckie | <3 | 2022-02-22 14:46:08 |
| صڪآرٍهـم سنآيبَر | <3 | 2022-02-22 11:18:03 |
| صڪآرٍهـم سنآيبَر | <3 | 2022-02-22 11:18:00 |
| صڪآرٍهـم سنآيبَر | <3 | 2022-02-22 11:17:55 |
| Femtosota | drop lost ark go cs 1.6, miss you | 2022-02-22 11:08:24 |
| endless | poop lol | 2022-02-22 08:15:58 |
| reckie | i love you 🖤 | 2022-02-22 05:32:42 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-22 02:31:48 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-22 02:31:47 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-22 02:31:45 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2756453068 | 2022-02-22 00:33:07 |
| Click | kala katerina kane oti thes min erxesai gia voltes panta etsi isoun gine lesvia san tin aderfi sou | 2022-02-21 11:33:46 |
| Click | mou eixes prixei ta arxidia pame kai pame na kaulantisoume... | 2022-02-21 11:31:25 |
| Click | giati diegrapses to insta sou? | 2022-02-21 11:30:55 |
| Click | ee katerina ti sto poutso??? | 2022-02-21 11:29:39 |
| 🅅🄰🄶🄶🄴🄻🄸🅂 | <3 | 2022-02-21 11:03:51 |
| Montecchi | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 | 2022-02-21 04:38:20 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-21 01:41:04 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-21 01:41:01 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-21 01:41:00 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-21 01:40:59 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-20 00:02:30 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-20 00:02:28 |
| | play lost ark xd | 2022-02-19 15:37:34 |
| 123 | a b o b a | 2022-02-19 14:55:50 |
| Няв | Л | 2022-02-19 07:43:12 |
| CONSUMANE | куку | 2022-02-19 05:22:01 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | Y'know what, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your dad. Yeah that's right, I had sexual intercourse with your FATHER, ♥♥♥♥♥! Not your mom, your DAD. Your mother was never involved, I went solely into your father's juicy fat bussy you little ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥ poured out of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waterfall as he tried to catch his little breath, that cute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ twink. He collapsed from dizziness as ♥♥♥ flowed out of cute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, and I kissed him goodnight on his forehead. Maybe I'll do it again, or maybe I'll go for your mother next time. Maybe I'll even do both, so you better watch out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2022-02-18 18:14:33 |
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| Uncle Pain (Naked) | im a 13 year old boy and in america singel and wishing i wasnt single just sent a friend invite and ill accept | 2022-02-17 21:21:22 |
| yo | <3 | 2022-02-17 03:06:54 |
| ☠Dark Angel♡ | hi there | 2022-02-16 15:53:25 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2755074127 | 2022-02-16 13:22:00 |
| serega pirat1ks | w<33;D | 2022-02-16 01:29:35 |
| Captain Jack Sparrow | Sending Love | 2022-02-15 18:53:40 |
| IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BAD | xcxc | 2022-02-15 05:00:26 |
| ЯГЫУЛЬ | ok | 2022-02-15 03:15:47 |
| yo | hi | 2022-02-15 01:49:44 |
| ◥◣◢◤SUSTRUCU◥◣◢◤ | Good gamer.. Good friend.. ;) | 2022-02-14 16:21:40 |
| Kaya | reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | 2022-02-13 15:19:48 |
| piss | I LOVE !!!!!!! FAMILY GUY !!!!!!!!! YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 2022-02-13 05:49:19 |
| Anatomy | Have a nice day! | 2022-02-13 05:35:25 |
| Jackie Chun | Have a nice day | 2022-02-12 20:32:00 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2750385418 | 2022-02-12 05:23:27 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ son how is it even possible to be tht BOOTYBOTHERED go sit on ur throne of diks u king of ♥♥♥♥ ur suhc a homopenis ur tearz tste liek AUTISM "1time my mom lowered her nutsack in2 my throat nd i gargled it" - u (lol ♥♥♥) ur 1inch ♥♥♥ liks geting swallowed by manbutts "i collekt dildos in my butthole" - u ur so autistangered it maeks my titys laugh GO SNIFF A FLOPPY DISK | 2022-02-11 20:20:52 |
| Binski | bobs | 2022-02-11 16:33:11 |
| Negesin | hi | 2022-02-11 16:00:46 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2749389751 | 2022-02-11 14:55:43 |
| IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BAD | h1 | 2022-02-11 14:33:30 |
| SCVMBXG | ♡. . ♡ . ♡ . ♡ ♡ 。 ♡ ゚ . ♡ ., . . . . 。 。 ゚ ♡ ゚ ♡ 。 ♡ ♡ . ♡ . . 。 . . . . . ♡ . , . ♡ | 2022-02-11 04:56:48 |
| yo | 6x5? | 2022-02-11 02:54:03 |
| yo | 6x5? | 2022-02-11 02:54:00 |
| Laska | top kz/bhop player (noob) =] | 2022-02-10 18:16:08 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | 1in the pink 2 in the stink | 2022-02-10 16:46:26 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2749389751 | 2022-02-10 16:26:18 |
| danjja | сквиртик рррр мурка <3 | 2022-02-10 16:19:38 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2749389751 | 2022-02-10 15:32:09 |
| $_$ | my fav comment spammer <3 | 2022-02-10 13:12:32 |
| ⭕⃤ _wReckeR | as | 2022-02-09 17:31:02 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2747652271 | 2022-02-09 17:30:46 |
| Rick | ...... | 2022-02-09 14:30:35 |
| reckie | ^._.^ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2743326234 | 2022-02-09 13:05:01 |
| Femtosota | I am the admin of his server | 2022-02-09 08:09:56 |
| yo | 6x5? | 2022-02-09 02:49:09 |
| yo | 6x5? | 2022-02-09 02:49:08 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2747652271 | 2022-02-09 01:14:34 |
| Bartello | <3 | 2022-02-08 19:05:49 |
| xlr250R | ちんちん、シュッシュ | 2022-02-08 18:19:11 |
| Smoak | ⊂_ヽ \\ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ / ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) /`ノ ) Lノ(_/ | 2022-02-08 18:00:50 |
| Mlody | 💜 💛 💜 💗 💗 💙 💗 💙 💙 💗 💚 💜 💚 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝔻𝕒𝕪 💛 💗 💚 💙 💙 💛 💗 💜 💚 | 2022-02-08 16:35:47 |
| Vagabønd. | thanks for turning my comment section into a jail | 2022-02-08 15:55:49 |
| Zorro | carpe diem, be happy today. | 2022-02-08 15:44:47 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2744480581 | 2022-02-08 04:13:24 |
| 123 | k | 2022-02-08 03:46:32 |
| 123 | aboba | 2022-02-08 03:46:16 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | ha........ hahaha........... HAHAHA......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2022-02-07 20:13:03 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2745703929 | 2022-02-07 15:24:31 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2745703929 | 2022-02-07 08:35:49 |
| Akiii | send bobs and vagene | 2022-02-07 06:37:11 |
| popo | *farts in ur mouth* hehe, hi kitten :3 | 2022-02-07 05:30:35 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2745703929 | 2022-02-06 20:07:44 |
| hz | 𝑯𝒊, 𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2744480581 | 2022-02-06 19:49:57 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2744264232 | 2022-02-06 14:37:14 |
| Donald | 'sup beauty | 2022-02-06 11:29:57 |
| аватар | BOBA | 2022-02-06 01:51:33 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | "Η κοινωνία αφήνει τον άνθρωπο να εκφράζεται ελεύθερα ,αφού προηγουμένως του έχει αφαιρέσει το δικαίωμα να σκέπτεται ελεύθερα…"-Paul Valery Γάλλος ποιητής- | 2022-02-06 01:27:45 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2744264232 | 2022-02-05 17:00:37 |
| onii-chan | love love love ♥♥♥ | 2022-02-05 12:04:38 |
| trasheater | Hi betifulU thare ?Send meow pic if ur thareVagne pic????????U R my ♥♥♥♥♥ cat doll...Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam.Bloody slutwhore father ♥♥♥♥ SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK MANY TIME?????Please send it. dying frm cancer,,,1 last wish to see ur bob then I take off life support....so can die in peace...ok I dead | 2022-02-05 07:06:14 |
| endless | bosnia,albania i have two word for you:♥♥♥ bad hahaha yo are the idiot with small skull. you are turk stink dog. you laugh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk. 1136 bosnia steal the serb clay. give it back. you must give back our rightful clay usa+croatia+serbia= ♥♥♥♥ yo ubosnia. we kill the bosnian horses. you will never find the serb horses. you have 1 chance to give back the clay where is the clay. ww2 we kill 200 bosnian tanks. ♥♥♥♥ you bosnia you are the ♥♥♥♥ country you live in the turk zoo animals.hahahhahahahahdear bosnia president,i ♥♥♥♥ from the highest chimney into your mouth you are the gay president, kill your horse | 2022-02-05 03:16:41 |
| Skreech | Happy Friday and Have a wonderful weekend | 2022-02-04 13:45:28 |
| vodka redbull | some say men dont realize how scary they truly are | 2022-02-04 02:22:26 |
| mob | 𐌀ᏔꝊꝊ ! | 2022-02-03 23:45:31 |
| kandrac | ... | 2022-02-03 19:20:04 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2739516711 | 2022-02-03 17:44:51 |
| ODR | 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘷 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘶 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2739516711 | 2022-02-03 15:20:39 |
| O ANATOMISTA | te amo amor | 2022-02-03 14:03:41 |
| onii-chan | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2022-02-03 13:31:30 |
| onii-chan | ♥ | 2022-02-03 13:21:58 |
| Süpreme | <3 | 2022-02-03 09:13:57 |
| Süpreme | <3 | 2022-02-03 09:13:51 |
| IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BAD | 2022-02-03 08:33:05 | |
| 131114 | (*・~・*) | 2022-02-03 07:09:28 |
| аватар | emoboi | 2022-02-03 02:06:03 |
| Kaya | dab emoji | 2022-02-03 01:54:03 |
| Big Snorts | ssshhh | 2022-02-03 01:51:43 |
| kzu | The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them, but the better person you become by being with them. Good day! | 2022-02-03 01:34:16 |
| danjja | Сквиртик в личико уф уф | 2022-02-03 00:55:15 |
| ˢᵏᵉᵉ | :3 | 2022-02-02 21:50:39 |
| MallunKultanen | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ struke | 2022-02-02 19:53:26 |
| D$LLA | U | 2022-02-02 19:50:39 |
| D$LLA | I | 2022-02-02 19:50:27 |
| Wildlands | IT'S PIZZA TIME | 2022-02-02 18:03:03 |
| Zorro | carpe diem, be happy today. | 2022-02-02 17:34:53 |
| Rick | ...... | 2022-02-02 15:11:54 |
| Nyuu | E FTANEI RE MALAKA :') | 2022-02-02 14:21:43 |
| проституция в 12 | zalupa92 | 2022-02-02 13:57:49 |
| Şıpıdık Bey ® | : | 2022-02-02 13:04:38 |
| Excuse me? | O🍑f course I've read texts with more cheerful content) but it's nice to see 👀your activity.🌱👆🌱 | 2022-02-02 12:54:11 |
| Vagabønd. | hmmm hmmm | 2022-02-02 12:22:29 |
| Femtosota | <3 | 2022-02-02 11:54:08 |
| ⫷ʞɪŅģ⫸ | have a nice day | 2022-02-02 11:52:49 |
| | SEX 🍑🍆!!!!!SEX 🍆!!!I 👥... I'm 💘 not doing sex 🍆💦!My...My whole 💦😍 existence 💁!Has truly 💯!BECOME 💦 SEX 🍆😳!SEX 🍆!!!"Stop 🛑⏱🖐, Takeshi! Your 👉 body 💃 can't 👎🙅❌ handle 😲 much 🔥 more of this!"No 🚫! I've 👁 become 🐝💦 sex 🍑🍆💦! Definitely 💯 become 💦... sex 🍆💦!SEX 🍆!!!SEX 🍆!!!"Stop 🛑✋! You're gonna 🔥 die 💀, Takeshi!""Are you 👈 still 🙄 going 🏃 to do it?! Even 🌃 if it means 🤔🤨 cutting 🔪 your 🚪👈🏽 life 👤 short 👖?!"SHUT 🚪 UP ⬆!!I'LL 🤫 HAVE SEX 🍑🍆💦......EVEN 🌃 IF I 👁 DIE 💀!!!SEX 🍆💦!!! | 2022-02-02 10:20:38 |
| ~PaPaLeTa :D | :) | 2022-02-01 17:40:32 |
| Jamie | Allons enfants de la PatrieLe jour de gloire est arrivéContre nous de la tyrannieL'étendard sanglant est levéL'étendard sanglant est levéEntendez-vous dans nos campagnesMugir ces féroces soldatsIls viennent jusque dans vos brasÉgorger vos fils, vos compagnesAux armes, citoyensFormez vos bataillonsMarchons, marchonsQu'un sang impurAbreuve nos sillons | 2022-02-01 15:09:10 |
| Suffocation | Based | 2022-02-01 14:23:28 |
| Няв | if you had a good day then put a heart on my profile | 2022-02-01 14:06:19 |
| follow Yeshua | have a nice day | 2022-02-01 11:36:55 |
| Excuse me? | ♡ o ♡ | 2022-02-01 11:01:35 |
| Nogroma | <3 | 2022-02-01 04:07:54 |
| Laska | b====э - - - - - - › >Х< | 2022-01-31 19:00:13 |
| ELIAS | :D | 2022-01-31 16:15:49 |
| Rick | ...... | 2022-01-31 15:23:12 |
| Yuuki-Teddy-Shurto | ♡ o ♡ | 2022-01-31 14:04:43 |
| Skreech | Happy Monday and Have a splendid week | 2022-01-31 12:40:37 |
| Secafaep | legendㅤ - 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟔𝐱𝟔 https://discord.gg/wgvhk4N5Kq | 2022-01-31 10:51:57 |
| Secafaep | legendㅤ - 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟔𝐱𝟔 https://discord.gg/wgvhk4N5Kq | 2022-01-31 10:51:57 |
| 131114 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 2022-01-31 06:34:47 |
| | 1, 2, 3, 4REESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSEAT 'EM UPEAT 'EM UPEAT 'EM UPEAT 'EM UPREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSEAT 'EM UPEAT 'EM UPEAT 'EM UPEAT 'EM UPI GOT REESE'S PUFFS IN MY BOWLNOW MY DAY'S ON CRUISE CONTROLI GOT REESE'S PUFFS IN MY BOWLAND JUST LIKE THAT I'M ON A ROLLREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSPEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVORREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSIN THE A.M. IT'S THE FLAVOR I SAVORPEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE TOOYOU KNOW HOW I DOTHAT'S WHAT I WAKE UP TOMY REESE'S PUFFS INSPIRED THIS RHYMETHAT PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE COMBINATION'S ON TIMEREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFSREESE'S PUFFS | 2022-01-31 05:59:10 |
| Şıpıdık Bey ® | <4 | 2022-01-31 05:25:25 |
| Şıpıdık Bey ® | :SS | 2022-01-31 04:14:41 |
| ★{ImMoRtAL★oF★GrEeCe}★ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsFR4CmolkM | 2022-01-31 03:40:28 |
| Zorro | A good start to the new week | 2022-01-31 03:31:29 |
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| <suchi> | UwU | 2022-01-31 01:36:19 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | m | 2022-01-31 00:07:24 |
| Golibon | おいおいおいおいおいおいおいおい | 2022-01-30 23:56:56 |
| Secafaep | legendㅤ - 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟔𝐱𝟔 | 2022-01-30 14:57:08 |
| Secafaep | legendㅤ - 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟔𝐱𝟔 | 2022-01-30 14:57:08 |
| @dana187_official | +REP #SHBZT Signed by #dana187_official | 2022-01-30 13:59:57 |
| Ruski | 19 janv. à 18h21 My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy | 2022-01-30 12:29:06 |
| Ruski | 27 janv. à 1h41 👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butth0le✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butth0le (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠOଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there 14 janv. à 21h22 bruh | 2022-01-30 12:29:02 |
| Glendyr ♥ | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2022-01-30 08:55:10 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | i am the chosen one. more so, i am the wiltshire god. i have 1000 hours in countrer strook and xd have no time for nop gods. be my wiltshire ♥♥♥♥♥ get on your knees and wiltshire me you wiltshire hoe | 2022-01-30 03:01:32 |
| аватар | GOAT | 2022-01-29 10:16:01 |
| Hazy | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2A83jNti4g | 2022-01-29 08:41:20 |
| Secafaep | write me for 6x6 | 2022-01-29 08:28:05 |
| Secafaep | write me for 6x6 | 2022-01-29 08:28:05 |
| Definitely_Not_Chaos | Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 | 2022-01-28 17:46:42 |
| Secafaep | write me for 6x6 | 2022-01-28 15:21:23 |
| Secafaep | write me for 6x6 | 2022-01-28 15:21:22 |
| Jamie | gucci gang | 2022-01-28 14:10:47 |
| ODR | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2733576696 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2730253382 thank uuu | 2022-01-28 11:06:34 |
| ʀᴇᴅᴡᴏʟꜰ | шо хочу | 2022-01-27 14:58:28 |
| Cracktober | b r u h m o m e n t | 2022-01-27 12:23:54 |
| ' Bionic | She is the best 🥰🥰 | 2022-01-27 11:45:44 |
| Zorro | welcome | 2022-01-27 09:22:07 |
| NayZar175 | You: hiStranger: hiYou: wat ya doin?Stranger: typingYou: o rlly?Stranger: O RLY???You: YA RLLYStranger: YA RLYYou: HERPStranger: DERPYou: DERPStranger: HERPYou: DERPStranger: DERPYou: HERPStranger: HERPYou: HERPStranger: DERPYou: DERPStranger: no | 2022-01-27 04:32:58 |
| [Fuyu]冬 | Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde | 2022-01-27 02:54:59 |
| Zorro | feel invited https://steamcommunity.com/groups/hoi4deu | 2022-01-27 00:31:41 |
| Zorro | carpe diem, be happy today. | 2022-01-27 00:31:04 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | can⁉️I🤗put👊my😇balls🍒in➡️your😩jaw👄 wtf‼️was😺that😳was⁉️that➡️a😏ghost👻😱 balls🍒in➡️your‼️jaw👅 see👀this‼️place🏚is➡️definitely👍haunted👻😨 can⁉️I👍 can⁉️I🙏 I'm😺in➡️your👍walls🚪‼️‼️😨 ‼️ooOoO😱👻👻👻 | 2022-01-27 00:23:35 |
| Annarasumanara | What ? | 2022-01-27 00:04:02 |
| ｉｓｌａｍ | . | 2022-01-26 22:06:06 |
| Charlolel63 | My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy | 2022-01-25 23:30:29 |
| Vagabønd. | Kid. | 2022-01-24 18:03:00 |
| Femtosota | Kis, kis, 9 kotik, ti kotik, a tvoi pozelyi po4ti kak legkii narkotik | 2022-01-24 17:01:18 |
| 🅅🄰🄶🄶🄴🄻🄸🅂 | <3 | 2022-01-22 16:35:55 |
| piss | i got covid can u tell ur mom | 2022-01-22 16:08:13 |
| L | SUS :D | 2022-01-22 12:49:23 |
| проституция в 12 | ниxyя не понял что ты написала но ладно это смешно | 2022-01-21 10:55:24 |
| Hazy | der nächste der hie rkommentiert darf meinen schwanz lutschen danke you undertsand hurensohn? | 2022-01-20 17:02:58 |
| . | hiya | 2022-01-20 16:39:07 |
| V4~Gio | My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy | 2022-01-20 13:02:39 |
| trasheater | I h8 you know, thanks. | 2022-01-20 12:02:28 |
| trasheater | ♥♥♥♥. | 2022-01-20 12:02:17 |
| Suffocation | Such a sussy story, your mom is def the imposter | 2022-01-20 09:39:11 |
| Dragon | Don't worry be happy | 2022-01-20 06:51:45 |
| woxnhubb | you come to me i will be your therapist | 2022-01-20 05:58:53 |
| Sunset | 0_0 | 2022-01-20 03:50:13 |
| G.lone*777 | such a wired story... | 2022-01-20 03:08:51 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | dota psychiatrist hospital | 2022-01-19 18:58:09 |
| Neos | frking stooopid | 2022-01-19 17:52:12 |
| Neos | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid | 2022-01-19 17:52:03 |
| Nikki Valkyrie | Заюш, иди ко мне http://discord.gg/JmQTbht | 2022-01-19 17:05:25 |
| Typical italian girl | ♥️♥️ | 2022-01-19 16:17:56 |
| Dandaplay | <3 | 2022-01-19 15:24:17 |
| SON HEUNG MIN | My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted out laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finally arrived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking at me like i'm some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorrow. Idk man my mom is acting kinda sussy | 2022-01-19 14:59:19 |
| SinneKje I MFS | I liked the story you wrote on my profile, I'm waiting for the next | 2022-01-19 13:16:34 |
| Lost Player | <3 | 2022-01-19 12:38:02 |
| D҉O҉N҉A҉T҉҉1K҉ | 0-00-0-0-00-0-0-0-0 | 2022-01-19 12:11:33 |
| Tyler | sus | 2022-01-19 12:05:45 |
| V𝓸𝓲𝓭 | Annem teyzemin öldüğünü ve ertesi sabah cenazesine gideceğimizi söyledi. O ağlayarak odadan çıkar çıkmaz kahkahayı bastım çünkü bana aramızdaki popüler bir video oyununu hatırlattı. Arabaya binerken cenazede "ceset ihbar edildi" demeyi düşünüyordum. Sonunda vardığımızda, "ceset ihbar edildi" diye bağırdım, herkes bana bir çeşit tuhafmışım gibi bakıyordu. Sonra dedemin kız kardeşinin havalandırmaya düştüğünü ve 2 yaşındayken öldüğünü hatırladım. Ben de dedemin kız kardeşinin havasını soluduğunu söyledim. Dedem ağlamaya başladı ve herkes gülmek yerine bana bağırıyordu. Annem x kutumu aldı ve yarın terapiste gideceğimi söyledi. Boş adam annem biraz suskun davranıyor | 2022-01-19 11:35:04 |
| ★{ImMoRtAL★oF★GrEeCe}★ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjMvdrnWXFs Angels come if you pray to themAnd when they arrive they look at you, smile at you and leaveTo leave you the memory of a dream long one nightWhich is worth a lifetimeAnd then it never comes backI didn't notice you, you were looking at meAnd after so many years I come back to think of youBut soon I'll have to say goodbye, my angelYou said that if you are hereIt is not because you are mine but because it is soThat you will do the will of your God, my angelI will not oppose your flight, but call me I will follow youYou will soon fly and I will dieYou will not say goodbye and then you will fleeI'll try never to forget you, my angelI have no answer to what you want from meI have no pretensions if you are not like meLet me believe it wasn't goodbye, my angel | 2022-01-19 11:19:02 |
| Rick | ...... | 2022-01-19 11:18:22 |
| A SoloQ Adventure™ | lmao | 2022-01-19 11:11:22 |
| Cracktober | So today I trolled my class with Among Us in an epic way. We were doing a test and were putting numbers into the computer to log into the test. It reminded me of Among Us so I shouted, "IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE?!?!" I then pointed at the kid next to me, who was wearing a red shirt, and yelled, "RED SUS! RED SUS! VOTE OUT RED HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.My therapy starts tomorrow | 2022-01-19 11:08:44 |
| Glendyr ♥ | yo wtf?? beat up your mom she kinda cringe ngl fam | 2022-01-19 11:06:16 |
| LoserChan | that was so cringeeeee bro | 2022-01-19 10:55:59 |
| Vagabønd. | what ? hahahaha | 2022-01-19 10:49:24 |
| A T M A C 4 | asdas sj | 2022-01-19 10:39:38 |
| | zamn bro im callin an emergency meeting rn | 2022-01-19 10:37:54 |
| Femtosota | Brother, strike first. And it doesn't matter who is who, who was who and Kim Jong Un. God will judge each of those who were nobody, and someone who was you will not be, but will wait. You are your own god. My own brother. To myself myself. Himself a director download all seasons for free. The main thing to remember is that air fresheners with the scent of lilac are better than the scent of the ocean breeze... | 2022-01-19 10:26:21 |
| ghiotto | <3 | 2022-01-19 10:20:59 |
| CONSUMANE | это ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ какой-то | 2022-01-19 10:17:57 |
| ｉｓｌａｍ | . | 2022-01-19 04:24:44 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | Bruh | 2022-01-19 02:26:49 |
| Brrrrrrrrr | why+ | 2022-01-19 01:09:39 |
| Lûchelia | Rush 10k Comment..... | 2022-01-18 13:51:51 |
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| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil it's amezing my frend <3 | 2022-01-18 08:35:18 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil it's amezing my frend <3 | 2022-01-18 08:35:08 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil it's amezing my frend <3 | 2022-01-18 08:34:59 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil it's amezing my frend <3 | 2022-01-18 08:34:50 |
| Sascha | oo | 2022-01-18 02:37:22 |
| <suchi> | duh | 2022-01-18 01:38:11 |
| 💕 Nati 💕 | https://youtu.be/KztZmZDNCVg | 2022-01-17 08:40:51 |
| 💕 Nati 💕 | Smoking penis no hômo | 2022-01-17 08:11:53 |
| Golibon | seqs | 2022-01-17 07:28:53 |
| ˢᵏᵉᵉ | bruh | 2022-01-16 18:03:26 |
| peroxan | bruh | 2022-01-16 10:36:12 |
| ' Bionic | She is great... | 2022-01-16 06:50:46 |
| . | lul | 2022-01-16 05:43:17 |
| $_$ | pro players (: | 2022-01-16 04:49:23 |
| lightss | kimsecikler | 2022-01-16 03:37:53 |
| . | Yeeeeee | 2022-01-15 10:58:55 |
| ♕ Johnny Bravo ♕ | <3 | 2022-01-15 10:32:44 |
| GeneraLee | Bruh? | 2022-01-15 10:06:27 |
| Vagabønd. | What | 2022-01-15 10:04:20 |
| Mlody | bruh | 2022-01-15 07:50:36 |
| kurotresina | make me a sandwich | 2022-01-15 07:13:42 |
| HARPER | breeeh xd | 2022-01-15 06:13:23 |
| Rick | ...... | 2022-01-15 05:16:13 |
| dr.efe | Bruhhh | 2022-01-15 05:03:01 |
| Cracktober | 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 | 2022-01-15 04:35:06 |
| Skreech | Have a wonderful weekend | 2022-01-15 04:12:00 |
| ◤ QuietExit ◢ | Bruh | 2022-01-15 03:55:34 |
| Teusz | Look at this dudeee | 2022-01-15 03:39:43 |
| Glendyr ♥ | you can say that again | 2022-01-15 03:35:57 |
| Suffocation | Bro momento | 2022-01-15 03:02:59 |
| Jamie | brooooooooooooooooooooooooo | 2022-01-15 01:22:44 |
| ●Elsa●_eve | Have a wonderful day | 2022-01-15 00:16:17 |
| yumionii 🦋 | 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚆𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝..-、 ./:::::\ /:::::ヽ /::::::::::::;ゝ--──-- 、._/::::::::::ヽ /,.-‐''"′ \::::::::| / ヽ、::| / ● ヽ| l 、、、 ● l .| (_人__丿 、、、 | l l ` 、 / `ー 、__ ./ /`'''ー‐‐──‐‐‐┬--- / | 2022-01-14 22:23:18 |
| Reduxxofc | simp | 2022-01-14 22:08:13 |
| NumbSpe11 | sib | 2022-01-14 21:34:23 |
| Binski | sup billie no lash | 2022-01-14 18:41:23 |
| Texhnique | lol whats good bro, how you been? | 2022-01-14 18:38:46 |
| ~PaPaLeTa :D | bruh | 2022-01-14 18:21:50 |
| Zorro | nice weekend | 2022-01-14 18:19:38 |
| ⭕⃤ BIPPO | Bot stfu | 2022-01-14 17:50:32 |
| [Fuyu]冬 | Bruh | 2022-01-14 17:26:45 |
| Secafaep | Bruh | 2022-01-14 16:58:01 |
| SinneKje I MFS | Bruh | 2022-01-14 16:55:19 |
| Neos | suck my left n*ts | 2022-01-14 16:49:52 |
| nekoloveruwu | bruh | 2022-01-14 16:41:22 |
| Negesin | hi | 2022-01-14 16:28:11 |
| piss | bruh | 2022-01-14 16:22:21 |
| GUMUS | BRUHHH ??? | 2022-01-14 16:06:13 |
| Overlord | wtf bro | 2022-01-14 15:58:24 |
| Hollo Alcantara | Bruh... | 2022-01-14 15:53:26 |
| CONSUMANE | спасибо | 2022-01-14 15:29:24 |
| проституция в 12 | zalupa94 | 2022-01-14 15:28:13 |
| A T M A C 4 | burhh | 2022-01-14 15:21:28 |
| D$LLA | bruh | 2022-01-14 15:04:20 |
| isolatedbunny | bruh UwU | 2022-01-14 14:32:02 |
| Brandtenffswallabrorsanabool. | Kchau. | 2022-01-13 07:55:19 |
| 131114 | thanks for coming | 2022-01-13 06:10:01 |
| 🅸♡🅳🅴🅰🅶🅻🅴 | no no, you ain't perfect but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2022-01-11 17:00:56 |
| Mustafa KAA | <3 | 2022-01-11 10:44:04 |
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| Uncle Pain (Naked) | +rep helped me with my ED | 2022-01-10 10:49:58 |
| Eagle ! | Hi | 2022-01-08 16:10:30 |
| 💕 Nati 💕 | https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818922211230482506/917538503993217024/20211206_170948.jpg | 2022-01-08 15:58:34 |
| H-tec | +rep | 2022-01-08 15:01:40 |
| Negesin | hi | 2022-01-08 13:59:19 |
| ●Elsa●_eve | Have a wonderful day | 2022-01-07 23:49:02 |
| Skreech | Have a fantastic weekend | 2022-01-07 05:53:45 |
| Akiii | Noice | 2022-01-06 02:21:30 |
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| D$LLA | have a great year | 2022-01-05 19:57:09 |
| Glendyr ♥ | https://youtu.be/Lov-yVSQsRE | 2022-01-05 18:16:29 |
| Mlody | yoo whats up? | 2022-01-05 16:27:16 |
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| Soils | <3 | 2022-01-04 18:20:40 |
| stachu | Who Da Hell U Thank U Is | 2022-01-04 17:06:20 |
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| O ANATOMISTA | se quer me ver pelado comenta meu perfil | 2022-01-04 14:30:19 |
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| wio | Happy new year 2022 | 2022-01-02 13:15:57 |
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| Mydriatic | sign? | 2022-01-01 11:20:17 |
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| 76561198177839893 | ✨∴。 * ・゚*。✨・ ・ *゚。 * ・ ゚*。・゚★。 ✨ ☆゚・。°*. ゚* ゚。·*・ 。 ゚* 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫! ○ ° ★ ゚ *.。☆。✨ ・ * ☆ 。・゚*.。 * ✨ ゚・。 * 。 ・ 。 ゚☆:cocochan2::cinnamon2::nekoheart::kopi: 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝔂 | 2021-12-31 22:12:07 |
| Tyler | Happy New Year!! | 2021-12-31 05:09:19 |
| 0x10 | Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 is 💦cummin💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa ♥♥♥♥🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be cummin down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas ♥♥♥♥🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆 | 2021-12-31 04:35:56 |
| Mlody | Have a great week and stay healthy! | 2021-12-30 20:03:39 |
| . | <3<3<3<3<3 | 2021-12-29 10:30:45 |
| ZsazsiAkiraly <3 | +rep | 2021-12-29 04:53:11 |
| . | :* <3 | 2021-12-28 15:01:04 |
| Cracktober | Ok so since I play EFT, and it's based in Soviet Russia, and I really enjoy this game, your are assuming that I am a noob based off a game? Mabey I should put a picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot Erno. You know the one that's banning his most loyal viewers for no reason and is gonna ban thousands of innocent ppl? But "DAYZ EPIC" RIGHT? Your the type of person that makes this community bad. Juding people based off the game they play. You probably talk ♥♥♥♥ about ppl who are mobile gamers and people who play on console. You get kicks out of trying to make people look bad. All I wanted was to come on here and show appreciation to my favorite games, because unknowingly they make my life a little better. The content they provide makes me forget about the issues and problems that I have in my life and give me that escape. But no you really want to take that away by banning me. Thanks dude I really appreciate it. | 2021-12-27 17:28:10 |
| ryan.yates11 #savetf2 | I want you to do the followingTake a hammer and break your router. You have been shown multiple times incapable of using the internet without damaging your and others reputation. You have thrown everything away you worked for just for some sick sexual rushes. The fact that you try to defend your actions to this day shows how much of an insufferable loser you must be, as the only form of intercourse you're going to get is from children who who have no idea what consent is. Not only that, you are an avid porn addict with nothing going for him and life that probably still continues these thingsYou don't deserve to see the the sun as the rest of us. You haven't even decided to get help and yet you defend yourselfDon't try to delete or deny this comment, it will just show more of your hypocrisy | 2021-12-27 11:20:26 |
| HARPER | ** ' * .* * 🌟 * * '* * ** * .* ' ✨ 🏮✨ ' *. * ✨ ☆☆☆✨ * ' . * ' ✨+:...💙...:+✨ *' '✨☆🏮☆🏮☆✨ * * ' * *✨+:💚:+@+💚:✨ ' ** . ✨☆☆📀☆📀☆☆✨ * ' * .' . ✨+:..:++:..💚..+&:..:+✨ * ✨☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆🏮☆✨ * ' *' . ✨+:...:+💙+:...:+💙§+:..:+✨. ✨☆📀☆📀☆ ☆📀☆📀☆✨ ' * ✨💙+💙+:..:+@+:..:+💙+💙✨ . * . . 🟫 ' ' * ** * . ** * 🟫 . * . ' ,·´ ¸,·´`) * * 💝🎁🎁💝 * (¸,·´ (¸** Merry Christmas | 2021-12-27 09:32:51 |
| ' Bionic | Happy Xmas :)) | 2021-12-27 08:59:36 |
| NayZar175 | Ħαvᴇ α ɢʀᴇα† Ðαʏ | 2021-12-26 22:35:58 |
| Mad | Have an amazing day! ~ <3 ~ | 2021-12-26 19:20:47 |
| Neos | gaaaeeey | 2021-12-26 18:22:33 |
| ✪ Jallen ! | kral <3 | 2021-12-26 11:46:40 |
| 込 Orange ꑴ𝅙 | hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2021-12-26 10:04:51 |
| Brrrrrrrrr | <3 | 2021-12-26 08:26:30 |
| 込 Orange ꑴ𝅙 | Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦 | 2021-12-26 07:35:14 |
| Di Raizel | ** ' * .* * 🌟 * * '* * ** * .* ' ✨ 🏮✨ ' *. * ✨ ☆☆☆✨ * ' . * ' ✨+:...💙...:+✨ *' '✨☆🏮☆🏮☆✨ * * ' * *✨+:💚:+@+💚:✨ ' ** . ✨☆☆📀☆📀☆☆✨ * ' * .' . ✨+:..:++:..💚..+&:..:+✨ * ✨☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆🏮☆✨ * ' *' . ✨+:...:+💙+:...:+💙§+:..:+✨. ✨☆📀☆📀☆ ☆📀☆📀☆✨ ' * ✨💙+💙+:..:+@+:..:+💙+💙✨ . * . . 🟫 ' ' * ** * . ** * 🟫 . * . ' ,·´ ¸,·´`) * * 💝🎁🎁💝 * (¸,·´ (¸** Merry Christmas | 2021-12-26 06:42:39 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | 🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it's finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa's about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it's about to get wet down at Santa's workshop🍆🍆! Don't forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa's giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa's hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you've got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 | 2021-12-25 17:51:54 |
| Cracktober | Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦 | 2021-12-25 17:50:11 |
| automatic | Thank you for your nice comments by the way I won't be wearing a sexy bra for christmas | 2021-12-25 15:39:44 |
| piss | happy hannukah!✡✡✡ | 2021-12-25 14:28:14 |
| | sinep | 2021-12-25 13:17:54 |
| IntrepidSkin | You looke like Zanias | 2021-12-25 13:16:05 |
| Jezus is lord | No george floyd in my comms, death to GF, black CRIMES matter. | 2021-12-25 13:09:47 |
| Vagabønd. | why you bully me whyyyy, happy christmas btw. | 2021-12-25 12:58:40 |
| GeneraLee | what xd | 2021-12-25 12:54:02 |
| Tyler | YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY! | 2021-12-25 12:46:34 |
| Mason | Height Theft 8 [HT8] currently recruitingGT:Age:Mother Tongue:Other languages:Rust hours:DayZ hours:SCUM hours:Unturned hours:Lmk on discord: https://discord.gg/ZbHpum2dvP or add me:Spooder#4444Have a good one! | 2021-12-25 10:40:45 |
| prigy | merry christmas | 2021-12-25 10:16:14 |
| ★{ImMoRtAL★oF★GrEeCe}★ | ** ' * .* * 🌟 * * '* * ** * .* ' ✨ 🏮✨ ' *. * ✨ ☆☆☆✨ * ' . * ' ✨+:...💙...:+✨ *' '✨☆🏮☆🏮☆✨ * * ' * *✨+:💚:+@+💚:✨ ' ** . ✨☆☆📀☆📀☆☆✨ * ' * .' . ✨+:..:++:..💚..+&:..:+✨ * ✨☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆🏮☆✨ * ' *' . ✨+:...:+💙+:...:+💙§+:..:+✨. ✨☆📀☆📀☆ ☆📀☆📀☆✨ ' * ✨💙+💙+:..:+@+:..:+💙+💙✨ . * . . 🟫 ' ' * ** * . ** * 🟫 . * . ' ,·´ ¸,·´`) * * 💝🎁🎁💝 * (¸,·´ (¸** Merry Christmas | 2021-12-25 06:06:34 |
| SCR3AM | ℳᴇʀʀʏ ℭʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs & ℋᴀᴘᴘʏ ℋᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏs!!!˛*.。˛*˛.*☆҉ *.˛★ ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆҉ *. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆҉°*_██_*.。*/.*˛\ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★**★ 。* . *☆҉˛. (´• ̮•)*.. .*/♫.♫\*˛. * ˛_Π_____.♥*.*☆҉ ˛**. ˛*.。˛. *☆҉.°( . • .) °../• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆҉*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚*. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *☆¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*° | 2021-12-25 03:23:40 |
| Captain Jack Sparrow | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCh8mPHFVUQ&ab_channel=CaptainJackSparrow new video on my youtube channel !! | 2021-12-24 19:19:50 |
| Mordigach Gilgamros | -XENOS | 2021-12-24 16:57:19 |
| Cracktober | bald | 2021-12-24 16:43:44 |
| Fl3xy | merry xmas 🎅🏿 | 2021-12-24 16:18:54 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | whats your favorite type of ♥♥♥♥ to suck | 2021-12-24 15:25:40 |
| Tyler | Merry Christmas | 2021-12-24 13:43:28 |
| HARPER | ** ' * .* * 🌟 * * '* * ** * .* ' ✨ 🏮✨ ' *. * ✨ ☆☆☆✨ * ' . * ' ✨+:...💙...:+✨ *' '✨☆🏮☆🏮☆✨ * * ' * *✨+:💚:+@+💚:✨ ' ** . ✨☆☆📀☆📀☆☆✨ * ' * .' . ✨+:..:++:..💚..+&:..:+✨ * ✨☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆🏮☆✨ * ' *' . ✨+:...:+💙+:...:+💙§+:..:+✨. ✨☆📀☆📀☆ ☆📀☆📀☆✨ ' * ✨💙+💙+:..:+@+:..:+💙+💙✨ . * . . 🟫 ' ' * ** * . ** * 🟫 . * . ' ,·´ ¸,·´`) * * 💝🎁🎁💝 * (¸,·´ (¸** Merry Christmas | 2021-12-24 13:22:38 |
| Hollo Alcantara | •*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.☆✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & a ℋappy ℋolidays! ✦✦*☆˛˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★˚˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★*★* 。*˛.˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* *★ 。*˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.♥ ♥ ˛* ˛*.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛.*。*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚ .˛¯˜"*°••°*" ˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•* | 2021-12-24 10:46:24 |
| Skreech | Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays | 2021-12-24 02:43:07 |
| dr.efe | Merry Christmas 🎄 | 2021-12-23 23:47:16 |
| Ruski | . | 2021-12-23 23:43:38 |
| Dandaplay | ℳɛяяʏ 𝒞няιƨтмαƨ | 2021-12-23 20:06:46 |
| AbbeLabben | KÖPER CS SKINS | Merry christmas 2021! | 2021-12-23 19:50:15 |
| G.lone*777 | luck 4 u wishes 4 u | 2021-12-23 17:26:25 |
| piss | fart | 2021-12-23 16:01:34 |
| Definitely_Not_Chaos | ..... (¯`v´¯)♥.......•.¸.•´....¸.•´... (☻//▌♥♥/ \ ♥♥ | 2021-12-23 15:47:45 |
| Lost Player | / | 2021-12-23 14:39:10 |
| Rick | ...... | 2021-12-23 14:10:53 |
| Mad | Have A Nice Day! | 2021-12-23 14:05:12 |
| Glendyr ♥ | You know, it is chauvinist men like you that make women so emotional. Maybe, just maybe, YOU are the one who is flawed. But you are too damned self-absorbed and gender discriminatory to ever think that there is some flaw in the sculptured image you have made yourself into. And maybe if you STOPPED using the opposite sex as nothing more than a figure, something to blame, something to mistreat, and something to abuse, you could stop making yourself into such a vexing sexist pig. And, maybe, if you could take a look outside of yourself and not give a name to a large group of peoples, you could learn something. Oh and also, have you taken sex ed? Because last time I checked,YOU would not BE here without a woman. And also, you are making YOURSELF look stupid and unenlightened to the human species when you even ask this question. So I'll answer your question with one of my own: Why are YOU so annoying?Go fall in a ditch. | 2021-12-23 13:45:50 |
| lleozd | Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 is 💦cummin💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa ♥♥♥♥🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be cummin down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas ♥♥♥♥🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆 | 2021-12-23 13:30:52 |
| H-tec | +rep | 2021-12-23 11:58:08 |
| Ensar op je beeldscherm | ew imagine being a goth ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww | 2021-12-23 10:46:21 |
| cells | топ | 2021-12-23 06:13:04 |
| ☭ cлaʙa ☭ 🌊CIS Player | **_██_*。*. /★\ .˛* .˛.*.★* *★ 。*˛. (´• ̮•)*˛°*/.♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____. * ˛*.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*.。˛* ˛. *。*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬ .¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*ℳєɾɾy ℭhɾistmαs αnd α ℋαppy Ɲєw Ƴєαɾ! | 2021-12-23 05:36:49 |
| | im horny uwu | 2021-12-23 05:32:39 |
| SCVMBXG | /フフ ム`ヽ/ ノ) ) ヽ/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/ `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ 丶 ̄ _人'彡ノ | 2021-12-23 04:28:22 |
| Simensko | <3 | 2021-12-23 03:38:52 |
| ♀Sono_Visionario♂ | ・ 。∴。 * ・゚。-・ °。 * ・ ゚。・゚。 ゚・。°. ゚* ゚。·。 ゚* ゚ .。。。 ・ * ☆ 。・゚*.。 * ゚・。 * 。 ・ 。 ゚*´*•.•.•** * 23 * ⒓ * 2021 ***•*´•`*Have a nice day! | 2021-12-23 03:26:50 |
| ๖ۣۜKêÑ KăÑéKî | Merry Christmas! :3 | 2021-12-23 01:56:25 |
| ●Elsa●_eve | ** ' * .* * 🌟 * * '* * ** * .* ' ✨ 🏮✨ ' *. * ✨ ☆☆☆✨ * ' . * ' ✨+:...💙...:+✨ *' '✨☆🏮☆🏮☆✨ * * ' * *✨+:💚:+@+💚:✨ ' ** . ✨☆☆📀☆📀☆☆✨ * ' * .' . ✨+:..:++:..💚..+&:..:+✨ * ✨☆🏮☆☆🏮☆☆🏮☆✨ * ' *' . ✨+:...:+💙+:...:+💙§+:..:+✨. ✨☆📀☆📀☆ ☆📀☆📀☆✨ ' * ✨💙+💙+:..:+@+:..:+💙+💙✨ . * . . 🟫 ' ' * ** * . ** * 🟫 . * . ' ,·´ ¸,·´`) * * 💝🎁🎁💝 * (¸,·´ (¸** Merry Christmas | 2021-12-23 00:01:23 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | MTM HIT EM W THE HEAT | 2021-12-22 21:45:09 |
| lauNX de pe wish | ⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀ ⡐⢁⠴⢜⢄ ⡎⢸ ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄ ⡸ ⡆ ⠣⠱⡀ ⡇⢸ ⣀⠗ ⠉⠉⠁ ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱ ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉ ⠈⠁⠘⡄ ⢇ ⠁ ⠘⡄ ⢸ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢣ ⡸ ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇ ⠘⠛⠛⠛ ⠈⢄⠰⡁ ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊ ❤ ⡠⢄ ⡘ ⠱⣀ ⢀⠜ ⠇ ⢀⠔⠁ ⡏ ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁ ⡜ ⠊⠁ ⢀⠜ | 2021-12-22 20:36:34 |
| MoneyTalks [L$D] | +rep :)) | 2021-12-22 20:05:47 |
| Glendyr ♥ | my knee grow | 2021-12-22 20:05:29 |
| jerald(ss) | 🎄Merry Christmas🎄 | 2021-12-22 19:57:25 |
| 𝒾𝒸𝑒𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 | +rep ⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀ ⡐⢁⠴⢜⢄ ⡎⢸ ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄ ⡸ ⡆ ⠣⠱⡀ ⡇⢸ ⣀⠗ ⠉⠉⠁ ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱ ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉ ⠈⠁⠘⡄ ⢇ ⠁ ⠘⡄ ⢸ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢀⣀⣀⡀ ⢣ ⡸ ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇ ⠘⠛⠛⠛ ⠈⢄⠰⡁ ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊ ❤ ⡠⢄ ⡘ ⠱⣀ ⢀⠜ ⠇ ⢀⠔⠁ ⡏ ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁ ⡜ ⠊⠁ ⢀⠜ | 2021-12-22 19:32:41 |
| Wildlands | nice | 2021-12-22 18:52:42 |
| Albiceleste | tu.be/XP_crgSwSHc | 2021-12-22 18:41:56 |
| Enees | love you <3 | 2021-12-22 18:02:25 |
| C' | Love <3 | 2021-12-22 17:48:59 |
| C' | Heart <3 | 2021-12-22 13:39:34 |
| . | <3 | 2021-12-22 13:16:22 |
| O ANATOMISTA | uso calcinha da minha noiva | 2021-12-22 09:35:40 |
| O ANATOMISTA | fox trote | 2021-12-22 09:35:26 |
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| serega pirat1ks | hihihhi | 2021-12-21 01:13:00 |
| serega pirat1ks | ))) | 2021-12-21 01:12:49 |
| Rоnaldinhо | Who is an n word ? | 2021-12-20 15:03:53 |
| Skreech | Have a fantastic week | 2021-12-20 03:21:30 |
| Vagabønd. | Chill fam why u do this to me :(((( | 2021-12-19 18:13:47 |
| dollafast | Chill man | 2021-12-19 17:23:00 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | ok | 2021-12-19 16:07:30 |
| lauNX de pe wish | +rep | 2021-12-19 11:32:15 |
| trasheater | sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ | 2021-12-19 10:27:40 |
| H-tec | +rep | 2021-12-19 04:30:14 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | is that a among us person with a gigantic ♥♥♥♥ | 2021-12-18 20:44:02 |
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| C' | <3 | 2021-12-18 17:09:40 |
| Glendyr ♥ | finna ♥♥♥ | 2021-12-18 17:02:43 |
| GeneraLee | Haha What? | 2021-12-18 16:11:56 |
| Rick | ...... | 2021-12-18 15:34:02 |
| Percuilious | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHUT UP | 2021-12-18 14:01:01 |
| V𝓸𝓲𝓭 | Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ﻝﮞ | 2021-12-18 12:52:09 |
| Nightwish | <3 | 2021-12-18 12:52:04 |
| Requis | (⚫ㅂ⚫) | 2021-12-18 09:10:42 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | b r e a k your neck | 2021-12-17 22:06:23 |
| Noob Saibot | Nice profileeeeeeeee | 2021-12-17 18:22:37 |
| Nikki Valkyrie | ♥ | 2021-12-17 18:10:17 |
| Rick | ...... | 2021-12-17 10:33:20 |
| Skreech | Happy Friday and Have a splendid weekend | 2021-12-17 09:48:53 |
| Nyarlathotep | What are your pronouns? | 2021-12-17 09:26:49 |
| some0ne | some0ne was here | 2021-12-17 08:06:57 |
| Lost Player | <3 | 2021-12-17 01:48:04 |
| R9 | $2 | 2021-12-17 00:33:38 |
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| Glendyr ♥ | please stop using racial slurs on my profile, my mom will ground me again if she sees that | 2021-12-16 22:54:19 |
| ๖ۣۜKêÑ KăÑéKî | , | 2021-12-16 22:20:27 |
| C' | <3 | 2021-12-16 21:03:01 |
| C H I C K E N | +rep | 2021-12-16 18:42:44 |
| ' Bionic | thx for comment to me :)) | 2021-12-16 18:31:49 |
| ' Bionic | +REP | 2021-12-16 17:58:56 |
| Uncle Pain (Naked) | my dyslexic friend | 2021-12-16 13:27:34 |
| ♕ Johnny Bravo ♕ | wht :Ddd | 2021-12-16 08:28:37 |
| Captain Jack Sparrow | youre perfect stop crying i love u <3 | 2021-12-16 08:20:41 |
| Captain Jack Sparrow | youre perfect stop crying i love u <3 | 2021-12-16 08:20:39 |
| Captain Jack Sparrow | youre perfect stop crying i love u <3 | 2021-12-16 08:20:38 |
| Captain Jack Sparrow | youre perfect stop crying i love u <3 | 2021-12-16 08:20:37 |
| stachu | was gud | 2021-12-16 08:14:36 |
| Vagabønd. | My friend have a lovely day. | 2021-12-16 08:09:50 |
| lleozd | morning | 2021-12-16 05:36:28 |
| Dedzju | Your pic reminds me of an old girl schoolmate of mine back when I was a kid. Handsome | 2021-12-16 02:08:21 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | i'm sorry but | 2021-12-15 17:22:42 |
| Rick | ...... | 2021-12-15 15:04:50 |
| Ancient_ | unga bunga | 2021-12-15 14:45:35 |
| Ana$GM$ | Nice profile! ✨🤍 | 2021-12-15 12:26:24 |
| Chelopek pavok | После хорошей игры я добавил его, потому что он казался классным парнем. Мы общались несколько месяцев и стали хорошими друзьями. Было много стёбных моментов и самое главное, настоящая дружба. Я пригласил его в гости. Он сказал, что придёт, поэтому я с нетерпением ожидал встречи с ним в реальной жизни. Когда он приехал ко мне домой, он толкнул меня к стене и начал прикусывать моё ухо, я почувствовал, как его твёрдый член врезался в мою ногу. Я ударил его, он заплакал и убежал. Оказывается, он был гей. Не верьте этому парню. | 2021-12-15 11:44:13 |
| Jantech [Buying Blueprints] | <3 | 2021-12-15 10:30:15 |
| Cracktober | Perhaps you might enlighten me on what activity the canine is currently participating in? | 2021-12-15 10:06:47 |
| ๖ۣۜKêÑ KăÑéKî | :3 | 2021-12-15 08:33:44 |
| O ANATOMISTA | i love u so much, say hello to Brazil! | 2021-12-15 08:26:38 |
| Annarasumanara | Что? | 2021-12-15 06:57:35 |
| ★{ImMoRtAL★oF★GrEeCe}★ | hey | 2021-12-15 05:03:27 |
| Glendyr ♥ | leave a like if you enjoy committing arson | 2021-12-15 04:54:28 |
| Nihil Reich | what | 2021-12-15 04:48:05 |
| Nihil Reich | :toadPepe: | 2021-12-15 04:47:57 |
| D$LLA | i want to sleeeep | 2021-12-15 04:39:04 |
| TemhAAA;; | Hi | 2021-12-15 04:17:40 |
| ryan.yates11 #savetf2 | Begotten & Friends are hungry... Spets is on the menu... Mmm yummy spets... | 2021-12-15 03:18:16 |
| ♀Sono_Visionario♂ | ・ 。∴。 * ・゚。-・ °。 * ・ ゚。・゚。 ゚・。°. ゚* ゚。·。 ゚* ゚ .。。。 ・ * ☆ 。・゚*.。 * ゚・。 * 。 ・ 。 ゚*´*•.•.•** * 𝟙𝟝 * ⒓ * 2021 ***•*´•`*Have a nice day! | 2021-12-15 02:51:53 |
| Tadpole | i was born in haiti... in 1462 december 6th christopher columbus come to my village in haiti.... he say "why you are black man?" he proceed to spank me and rape my mama .... this angered me greatly... when i hit 16 i become full blown slave.. the spaniard treat me like nothing man.... when i turn 32 i say "no more slave" then i am become a rebellion like from star wars.. it was crazy i kill all the spanish then i am liike i will go all the way and i steal ship and fly to spain... i walk inside throne room and like "queen gracellia sanchez IV..... i am haitian on you bro..." | 2021-12-15 00:10:43 |
| werra | brother | 2021-11-15 11:38:33 |
| GeneraLee | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2642578934 I uploaded a gif like and comment | 2021-10-31 16:28:24 |
| 888 ѳɗɪɴ | <3 | 2021-10-30 22:31:02 |
| H-tec | +REP | 2021-10-16 22:14:52 |
| 667 | hey buddy! Syberia and Syberia 2 is free on steam! | 2021-09-28 05:49:50 |
| 667 | hello mate, how are u? Titan Quest Anniversary Edition is free on steam! Good day to you! | 2021-09-19 10:50:12 |
| Noir | jet | 2021-09-12 13:15:31 |
| 667 | Have a nice day) | 2021-09-09 09:40:40 |
| 667 | Hey dude, in Uplay Far cry 3 is Free, take it if u want. Have a nice day) | 2021-09-08 10:44:36 |
| 667 | Praise the Sun | 2021-09-07 07:29:30 |
| 667 | Hey how are u feeling today? have a nice week buddy! | 2021-09-06 10:16:28 |
| 667 | hey buddy, how are u feeling today? Have a nice day my dear friend! | 2021-09-03 10:02:44 |
| 667 | Happy first day of autumn | 2021-09-01 10:38:06 |
| 667 | Have a nice day buddy | 2021-08-31 12:15:33 |
| Infaze | sign pls...❤ | 2021-08-31 10:18:21 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd but LOOP PROFİLE :) | 2021-07-27 16:12:26 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd | 2021-07-24 18:43:40 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd | 2021-07-22 06:31:47 |
| Glendyr ♥ | -rep broke my bong and blamed it on my mom | 2021-07-20 13:20:54 |
| Lûchelia | Have a good Day! | 2021-07-19 08:00:20 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | (\__/) ("• ֊ •") ОO ᴡɪꜱʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ | 2021-07-16 08:10:02 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd | 2021-07-11 06:24:10 |
| trasheater | Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably don't get any of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt. | 2021-07-10 12:44:20 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd | 2021-07-08 08:03:31 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd | 2021-07-06 16:26:19 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd | 2021-07-05 16:57:49 |
| Lûchelia | Gwynblêd | 2021-07-04 06:22:38 |
| Lûchelia | HAVE A GOOD DAY ! | 2021-06-29 08:41:35 |
| Lûchelia | Have a good day! can you help me like and faved? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2523954113 (𝒞𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝒫𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒?) ~ 𝙶𝚠𝚢𝚗𝚋𝚕ê𝚍 | 2021-06-28 05:18:32 |
| Lûchelia | Have a good day! can you help me like and faved? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2523954113 (𝒞𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝒫𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒?) ~ 𝙶𝚠𝚢𝚗𝚋𝚕ê𝚍 | 2021-06-26 16:50:05 |
| Lûchelia | Have a nice day! | 2021-06-26 05:02:07 |
| Lûchelia | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2523954113 Like and comment fav pls?(If you have more points, you can award me!) ~ 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐍İ𝐂𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘 !! 𝙶𝚠𝚢𝚗𝚋𝚕ê𝚍 | 2021-06-24 01:06:31 |
| Lûchelia | Be happy and spread happiness and good cheer to all throughout the year. ! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2316571740 Rate and Fav My New Artwork!(𝒞𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝒫𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒?) ~ | 2021-06-22 06:41:05 |
| ThatFigures | nice name u got there | 2021-06-21 17:41:00 |
| Glendyr ♥ | uwu pls peg me miss | 2021-06-21 17:38:13 |
| Glendyr ♥ | bruh I ain't gay, unless................................ | 2021-06-21 16:10:17 |
| Skreech | Have a fantastic week | 2021-06-21 12:53:29 |
| Glendyr ♥ | I've been noticing an unusual trend in the quality of Snickers bars over the last decade. I found an old one from 5 years ago and decided to study its composition under my spectrometer and discovered something unnerving. The Snickers bar currently sold in stores contains 43.67% less rare earth elements by weight, when compared to one sold 5 years ago. Do they think they can fool us? It's hard to wrap my mind around why they would do this. Thorium used to make up 12% of the bar, but now it's at 8%, and now there's only 4% Americium compared to 7% just a while ago. It's all been replaced by organic carbon-based matter, like sucrose and poorly crafted carbohydrates. I'm disappointed in the Mars corporation, and I hope my findings will gain enough publicity to force Mars into reverting back to the old formula. Consider this an open letter. | 2021-06-17 17:46:27 |
| trasheater | feeling horny my ♥♥♥♥♥♥? use soup or and oily baby oil or ky jelly from jhonson njhonson and start open all your underwear and slow touch your ♥♥♥♥ or ♥♥♥♥♥ as smooth as never you touch yurs love one!start imagine sexs as you like...till wet all ♥♥♥♥♥ orgasm have come twice and for boy play harder use your spit to it for make it smooth just before xxxporn finish!all of your milky gums out now!put it all at your face! a leave till an hour before wash without using any soup or washing product ok | 2021-06-17 14:24:37 |
| HAX🥵 | ♥♥♥ | 2021-06-17 12:21:50 |
| Vagabønd. | ♥️♥️♥️ | 2021-06-09 12:28:06 |
| Tech.Noir | cancer | 2021-06-07 10:02:37 |
| GeneraLee | Nice Profile ;) | 2021-06-06 20:58:10 |
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| Dandaplay | New Profile Picture <3 | 2021-06-05 13:12:17 |
| GeneraLee | o.o | 2021-06-05 11:53:32 |
| Буква "Ю" | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ обсос | 2021-06-04 07:04:43 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | (\__/) ("• ֊ •") ОO ᴡɪꜱʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ | 2021-06-04 03:09:40 |
| liam | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2501578851 like for like | 2021-05-29 15:29:56 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil it's amezing my frend <3 | 2021-05-23 05:04:33 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil it's amezing my frend <3 | 2021-05-23 05:04:30 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil it's amezing my frend <3 | 2021-05-23 05:04:27 |
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| Skreech | Have a beautiful week | 2021-05-17 09:20:21 |
| Jackie Chun | Have a nice sunday | 2021-05-15 17:37:07 |
| Skreech | Have a fantastic week | 2021-05-10 08:50:13 |
| Mason | "ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳˢ"ᵗᵒʷᵉˡˢ ˢˡⁱᵐᵇᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵏᵘⁿʳᵉᵃˡ ᵉⁿᵍⁱⁿᵉˢ ʳᵃⁱⁿⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵖᵉʳᵐᶠᵒʷᵏˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒʷˢ ˢˡⁱᵍʰᵗˡʸ ᵈᵃʳᵏᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˡⁱⁿᵉᵈ ᶠˡᵒʷᵉʳˢ ᶜˡᵉⁿˢⁱⁿᵍ ˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ | 2021-05-03 05:27:34 |
| Mason | "ˢʰᵒʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ⁱᵗ"ʸᵒᵘ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ ⁱᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰⁱᵖˢᵉⁿᵗᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵒⁿᵉʸᶜᵒᵐᵇˢˡᵒᵛᵉᵐᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᶠᵘʳⁿⁱᵗᵘʳᵉᵇᵃˢᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʳᵃⁱⁿˢ | 2021-05-03 05:26:11 |
| girl | Have a Beautiful Weekend as well. | 2021-04-30 00:57:22 |
| NumbSpe11 | хочу спариваться | 2021-04-24 11:39:34 |
| ☯ Ȉɳṣḯǧʼnĭẫ™ ☯ | Have a great weekend ! | 2021-04-24 05:14:59 |
| Skreech | Have a wonderful weekend | 2021-04-23 13:28:59 |
| MoeDe |•ω•) | ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ | 2021-04-20 21:15:39 |
| ☯ Ȉɳṣḯǧʼnĭẫ™ ☯ | Have a great day, stay safe ! | 2021-04-19 15:31:31 |
| Skreech | Have a splendid weekend | 2021-04-16 13:40:01 |
| ☯ Ȉɳṣḯǧʼnĭẫ™ ☯ | ♥〃´`) ,·´ ¸,·´`) (¸,·´ (¸*♥𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲〃´`) ,·´ ¸,·´`) (¸,·´ (¸*♥ | 2021-04-15 14:50:48 |
| Nihil Reich | sakın okumayın bunu sakın 18 + bir erkek akşam okuldan gelir gelmez bilgisayarı açmış. bilgisaya r acılır acılmaz "annen öldü demiş".diger odaya bakınca annesini ölü bulunmuş.... ... ... Annesini seytan ısırmıs bilgisayara şeytan girmiş, eger sen annenin ölmesini istemiyorsan 15 yere paylaş özür dilerim mecburum... (ya of bikere okudum okumasam kesinlikle böyle birsey yapmamSana Okuma dedik dimi yapıştırsimdi 15 yere... | 2021-04-09 16:09:05 |
| piss | you think merkel ever prolapsed before | 2021-04-06 11:12:39 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | yes | 2021-04-03 15:05:44 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | 7 | 2021-04-03 15:02:29 |
| piss | the toilet robbed me of my left nut please take it | 2021-04-02 20:43:53 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | (\__/) ("• ֊ •") ОO ᴡɪꜱʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ | 2021-04-02 12:54:41 |
| xyz | You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. | 2021-03-24 11:00:14 |
| f | x is a legeng | 2021-03-23 11:51:48 |
| NumbSpe11 | ⊂_ヽ \\ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\c==3 レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) /`ノ ) Lノ(_/ | 2021-03-23 10:16:23 |
| D$LLA | Have a nice day | 2021-03-21 22:23:45 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6 | 2021-03-21 17:08:44 |
| Lewis | Omg cutest pic | 2021-03-19 18:21:03 |
| Kasumi | ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ ᵈᵃʸ | 2021-03-18 06:59:37 |
| caralho renan | signed by renanziin | 2021-03-17 21:56:06 |
| mrn | +rep | 2021-03-15 18:04:46 |
| Skreech | Have a fantastic weekend | 2021-03-12 08:53:32 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-12 07:59:04 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-12 07:59:01 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-12 07:58:58 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-12 07:58:56 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-12 07:58:53 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-12 07:58:50 |
| ☭ cлaʙa ☭ 🌊CIS Player | 💎 😛 🌊 nice Steam Profile 🌊💯 💎 | 2021-03-09 18:37:40 |
| TECH | ля какая | 2021-03-09 14:09:08 |
| Mrs.Foxa_AUT ︻デ 一 | {\__/}( • ֊ •)/つ Have a lovely game | 2021-03-09 13:47:00 |
| 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖚𝖘 | +rep best player(◠‿◕) | 2021-03-09 09:49:47 |
| Mason | New account to comment on please add. Gonna level it higher soon. https://steamcommunity.com/id/thesaladgoes92 Have great day. | 2021-03-07 15:45:14 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-06 11:28:50 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-06 11:28:46 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-06 11:28:42 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-06 11:28:37 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-06 11:28:33 |
| 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖚𝖘 | I love you profil its amezing me frend <3 | 2021-03-06 11:28:29 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | -Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2021-03-05 20:08:10 |
| mediocrity | 1x1 | 2021-03-04 21:10:33 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | :shamil: | 2021-02-24 07:33:01 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-22 17:35:02 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-22 17:35:00 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-22 17:35:00 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-22 17:34:56 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-22 17:34:55 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-22 17:34:09 |
| lose my mind | у тебя мать шлюха иметь такого тиммейта в друзьях который встает дабл мид и сосет | 2021-02-20 22:47:43 |
| D$LLA | Heeey | 2021-02-18 02:54:46 |
| . | foxa i dear you to come on whatsapp to talk +310682465638 | 2021-02-16 15:50:16 |
| . | ow no foxa is everywhere should i hang myself up , should i give her my number, what should i dooo.......? | 2021-02-16 15:47:28 |
| Mrs.Foxa_AUT ︻デ 一 | {\__/}( • ֊ •)/つ Have a lovely game | 2021-02-16 15:40:36 |
| . | damm bro why so silent | 2021-02-16 14:50:57 |
| . | only my tweety is black | 2021-02-16 14:01:15 |
| Skreech | Have a wonderful week | 2021-02-16 13:29:58 |
| . | no i'm white | 2021-02-16 10:01:47 |
| . | haha no that's just a joke i'm not from ♥♥♥♥♥, i'm dutch | 2021-02-16 05:46:30 |
| Stars | Have a nice day <3 | 2021-02-15 22:01:36 |
| 1 gamesense on record | +Rep Awesome person | 2021-02-15 20:41:52 |
| . | just kidding, nice to meet you . hope you had a great weekend. | 2021-02-15 18:49:59 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-15 17:37:51 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-15 17:37:51 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-15 17:37:50 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-15 17:37:50 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-15 17:37:49 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-15 17:37:49 |
| . | greetings dear lady | 2021-02-15 17:20:20 |
| 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖎𝖙 | +rep | 2021-02-15 16:34:02 |
| 24 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1yOf-CVrY I would be very happy if you give support. | 2021-02-15 03:21:20 |
| GeneraLee | Happy friendship Day :D | 2021-02-14 17:16:06 |
| PHARAZON | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1yOf-CVrY I would be very happy if you give support. | 2021-02-14 00:48:47 |
| Skreech | Have a splendid weekend! | 2021-02-13 12:32:16 |
| SCR3AM | why u sad? | 2021-02-09 15:57:54 |
| Skreech | Have a fantastic week! | 2021-02-08 14:00:23 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-07 19:16:47 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-07 19:16:47 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-07 19:16:46 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-07 19:16:46 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-07 19:16:45 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-02-07 19:16:45 |
| 667 | Hey buddy! have a nice day! signed by ExoDrug (erkesha) | 2021-02-05 12:10:11 |
| 𝑨𝒚𝒂 | Hope you doing great! | 2021-02-03 12:36:15 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-29 19:25:53 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-29 19:25:53 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-29 19:25:52 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-29 19:25:52 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-29 19:25:51 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-29 19:25:50 |
| Lûchelia | have a good day - | 2021-01-25 19:02:07 |
| MEZAR TURİZM | +reppppp | 2021-01-24 04:15:10 |
| GeneraLee | have a good weekend | 2021-01-23 20:16:12 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | effective.Powerلُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ冗 | 2021-01-20 15:08:07 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | Can you award me ? | 2021-01-20 07:09:24 |
| Skreech | Have a fantastic week! | 2021-01-18 13:27:08 |
| Lûchelia | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sᴘʟᴇɴᴅɪᴅ ᴅᴀʏ - | 2021-01-17 02:45:51 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-13 18:22:09 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-13 18:22:09 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-13 18:22:08 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-13 18:22:08 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-13 18:22:08 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-13 18:22:08 |
| Fl3xy | cool | 2021-01-12 13:34:02 |
| Skreech | Have a beautiful week! | 2021-01-11 10:56:51 |
| Lûchelia | If you like my profile, don't forget to gift it - | 2021-01-11 05:11:14 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-06 17:08:55 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-06 17:08:55 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-06 17:08:54 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-06 17:08:54 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-06 17:08:53 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-06 17:08:53 |
| Eleonor | signed by old. | 2021-01-06 05:24:05 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-03 12:06:30 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-03 12:06:30 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-03 12:06:22 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-03 12:06:22 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-03 12:06:21 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2021-01-03 12:06:21 |
| p x s c z | happy new year >) | 2020-12-31 17:24:15 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-31 14:24:02 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-31 14:24:02 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-31 14:23:31 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-31 14:23:31 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-31 14:23:29 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-31 14:23:29 |
| Lûchelia | Signed by Mêl B | 2020-12-30 08:20:16 |
| endless | If you are reading this, I have probably just one tapped you from range, shot you through a smoke, or prefired you and so you are probably checking my profile to see if I look like a hacker. Thank you for feeding my ego. Have a nice day. | 2020-12-30 05:41:43 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-28 18:31:40 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-28 18:31:40 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-28 18:31:39 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-28 18:31:39 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-28 18:31:38 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-28 18:31:38 |
| Lûchelia | Signed by Mêl B | 2020-12-28 10:47:15 |
| xlr250R | 2021 | 2020-12-28 01:36:52 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | nice cat | 2020-12-27 18:02:50 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | doomer | 2020-12-27 18:02:43 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | boomer | 2020-12-27 10:34:35 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | boomer | 2020-12-27 10:34:32 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-12-26 14:21:10 |
| AbbeLabben | KÖPER CS SKINS | Merry Christmas 2020! | 2020-12-25 05:13:25 |
| воин | Merry Christmas | 2020-12-24 16:19:11 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | ,·´ ¸,·´`) * (¸,·´ (¸** Merry Christmas & ' * . Happy New Year! N!GGGGAAAAAAAAA ** | 2020-12-24 09:55:21 |
| NayZar175 | 🎊MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄 | 2020-12-24 03:37:52 |
| Lûchelia | (Can you like my profile if you have points can you reward it,Please?) ~ | 2020-12-23 08:01:32 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | b!tch ass n!gg4 !!!! | 2020-12-22 12:21:29 |
| N!co>>!!YOY2**_🧛🩸 | ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2020-12-22 12:21:15 |
| Cole Phelps (SC) | Gross | 2020-12-21 18:20:29 |
| Huell Babineaux | +rep gives great hugs to cats | 2020-12-21 07:13:01 |
| Hiram Abiff | /respect | 2020-12-19 15:03:26 |
| 1 | english * | 2020-12-19 13:15:06 |
| 1 | maybe, i bad know english glish xd | 2020-12-19 13:14:55 |
| 1 | all lives matter | 2020-12-19 12:44:35 |
| 1 | black lives matter | 2020-12-19 12:32:23 |
| Lûchelia | Be happy and spread happiness and good cheer to all throughout the year. ! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2316571740 pls rate me artwork!(𝒞𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝒫𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒?) ~ | 2020-12-16 13:57:00 |
| piss | its gape time bro | 2020-12-15 00:06:46 |
| Huell Babineaux | +rep scared my cat | 2020-12-13 17:03:04 |
| Lûchelia | I love you very much, my friend. I hope your day was happy. ! | 2020-12-13 14:21:30 |
| Lûchelia | Have a good day! can you help me like and faved? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2316571740 (𝒞𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝒫𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒?) ~ | 2020-12-11 11:18:47 |
| Lûchelia | Have a good day! | 2020-12-09 11:32:17 |
| Ruski | ᠌ ᠌ 29 nov. à 14h38 ΝΙGGΕR | 2020-12-04 18:58:30 |
| Lûchelia | 6x6 | 2020-12-02 15:27:37 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-30 20:09:50 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-30 20:09:50 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-30 20:09:49 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-30 20:09:49 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-30 20:09:48 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-30 20:09:48 |
| 1 | анал деда | 2020-11-29 22:54:53 |
| twitch.tv/EmiTV | +rep Eats cat | 2020-11-29 07:43:27 |
| Lûchelia | :boredk::boredk: | 2020-11-29 07:12:50 |
| twitch.tv/EmiTV | is the kitty okay | 2020-11-29 00:55:51 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-28 20:00:25 |
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| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-26 15:39:56 |
| FleshkA | tak tebe i nado svolo4 | 2020-11-26 12:46:42 |
| Teusz | My dear friend always be happy and stay hopeful I wish you healthy days | 2020-11-25 05:01:04 |
| TimimiT974 | Have a nice day | 2020-11-25 02:28:07 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-24 14:14:53 |
| Pivka | I fell in love with your profile | 2020-11-24 11:16:31 |
| 1 | white man | 2020-11-24 05:44:45 |
| 1 | don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ +rep | 2020-11-24 05:44:33 |
| TimimiT974 | Wish you nice day | 2020-11-24 05:41:30 |
| Lûchelia | :MysteriaGodOfDeathArrogant::MysteriaGodOfDeathArrogant: | 2020-11-23 19:09:33 |
| mrn | +rep | 2020-11-23 07:04:57 |
| someone named Evry | 🐈 cat (=^・ェ・^=) | 2020-11-22 18:54:31 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-22 17:06:27 |
| Butter233 | <3 | 2020-11-22 15:44:43 |
| shellcity | Fly x | 2020-11-22 14:57:23 |
| NayZar175 | Hey Mate! i am taller than you😂😂😂 | 2020-11-22 08:34:06 |
| Rоnaldinhо | nice p0ssy | 2020-11-22 08:24:10 |
| Rоnaldinhо | nice ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2020-11-22 08:24:03 |
| - Gendalf - | чи да ? | 2020-11-21 13:50:25 |
| Rоnaldinhо | £60 for 30mins or £100 for an hour. Family discount available dm me x | 2020-11-20 12:50:50 |
| Rоnaldinhо | cheese feet | 2020-11-20 11:57:50 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-19 10:01:40 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-17 18:03:25 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-15 09:13:05 |
| christmas | ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ | 2020-11-13 16:06:14 |
| christmas | <3 | 2020-11-13 10:36:30 |
| christmas | ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ | 2020-11-13 08:39:56 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-12 16:47:08 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-11 18:02:15 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-10 17:31:43 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-09 14:59:43 |
| christmas | ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ | 2020-11-09 13:17:52 |
| christmas | ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ | 2020-11-09 09:05:14 |
| christmas | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒶𝓎 ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . | 2020-11-08 08:36:58 |
| BakaWaka | Damn gurl...I go jail and u switch up on me <3 thou | 2020-11-07 19:49:55 |
| 𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓 | <3 | 2020-11-05 18:39:54 |
| christmas | {\__/}( • . •)/ つ Have a nice day | 2020-11-05 09:32:28 |
| christmas | iヽ /ヽ | ゙ヽ、 / ゙i | ゙''─‐'''''''''" l ,/ ゙ヽ ,i゙ / \ i! ● ● ,l ゙i,, * (__人__) ,/ ヾ、,, ,/ /゙ " ヽ / i! ( ) i ! i!., γ" ⌒゙ヽ l l γ'.ヽ i i,__,,ノ i,__,,ノ_,, 丿 ヽ,_,,ノ"~´ | 2020-11-04 19:02:57 |
| xlr250R | https://www.universblack.com/en | 2020-11-04 06:41:40 |
| xlr250R | u alive? u guys had earth quakei saw it on tv | 2020-11-03 17:48:44 |
| christmas | `) ,•´ ¸,•´`) (¸,•´ (¸ 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 & ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦 ´`) ,•´ ¸,•´`) (¸,•´ (¸ | 2020-11-02 13:29:42 |
| farn | +rep | 2020-10-29 21:15:17 |
| christmas | . 。 • ゚ 。 . . . 。 。 . . 。 ඞ 。 . • • ゚ christmas was not An Impostor. 。 . ' 1 Impostor remains 。 ゚ . . , . . | 2020-10-29 20:33:23 |
| Irr0ch3 | Seni bi siQerimmmmm ufffff yerim yaaa tatlım <3<3<3<3 | 2020-10-26 14:55:47 |
| christmas | iヽ /ヽ | ゙ヽ、 / ゙i | ゙''─‐'''''''''" l ,/ ゙ヽ ,i゙ / \ i! ● ● ,l ゙i,, * (__人__) ,/ ヾ、,, ,/ /゙ " ヽ / i! ( ) i ! i!., γ" ⌒゙ヽ l l γ'.ヽ i i,__,,ノ i,__,,ノ_,, 丿 ヽ,_,,ノ"~´ | 2020-10-26 06:11:22 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | :) | 2020-10-23 12:50:31 |
| NownSotnos | <3 | 2020-10-22 12:43:10 |
| christmas | `) ,•´ ¸,•´`) (¸,•´ (¸ 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 & ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦 ´`) ,•´ ¸,•´`) (¸,•´ (¸ | 2020-10-22 12:14:32 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | -REP SAYS TOXIC IN GAME BECAUSE HIS KIA SEDONA RUNS OUT OF GAS TAKING HIS MONKIES TO SOCCER PRACTICE AFTER BALLET AND THE DENTIST | 2020-10-07 12:58:03 |
| 󠇩 | You can breathe if you want to | 2020-10-05 05:57:45 |
| luana | <3 | 2020-10-01 14:21:01 |
| Baddie ♥ | poop | 2020-09-18 09:35:27 |
| tufan | +rep خذ كوبا من القهوة يا أخي | 2020-08-17 12:03:10 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | 🤲🏼 Subject! 👊🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏽 I said, move along. 👏🏾 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤟🏻 Primary has moved to a containment zone! 👆 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏼 All remaining teams dispatch to Delta 8! 🖐🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏽 We got him now. 🤛🏿 | 2020-08-14 03:17:14 |
| \̌ͨ̃ͬ̌̋ͤ̒ͯ̈́̑̂͂̚̚ | ΝΑ ΠΑΡΕΙΣ ΤΑ ΑΡΧΙΔΙΑ ΜΟΥ ΠΟΥ ΛΕΓΕΤΑΙ ΚΑΙ MACEDONIA | 2020-07-29 12:19:52 |
| Jackie Chun | <333333333333333 | 2020-07-26 15:30:54 |
| Chemodan4ik. | Hello, my good friend! I wish you a good summer! I love you! | 2020-07-16 20:15:20 |
| 𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃 | +rep good player | 2020-07-04 05:18:53 |
| Chemodan4ik. | Congratulations on the start of the summer sale! I wish you a pleasant shopping and mood! | 2020-06-25 18:38:55 |
| pourri | Have a nice day, I hope you are fine | 2020-06-22 17:36:36 |
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| Zeu$S | +rep | 2020-06-03 17:36:47 |
| Chemodan4ik. | Hello, my good friend! I congratulate you on the coming summer and wish you a good rest! | 2020-06-01 19:01:17 |
| Rоnaldinhо | SOLD ME FEET PICS BUT YOU CAN SEE THE FUNGI ON THEM! DO NOT ♥♥♥♥ BUY THIS MAN'S FEET PICS!!!! | 2020-06-01 16:56:58 |
| Rоnaldinhо | Trap btw | 2020-05-31 16:25:40 |
| Self-diagnosed autist | Idiot | 2020-05-31 13:02:32 |
| Jezus is lord | Have a nice day :D | 2020-05-26 15:38:08 |
| juN | +rep Muslim Greek | 2020-05-26 11:53:09 |
| gis | Have a great week! | 2020-05-24 19:01:19 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | What accomplishment are you most proud of? | 2020-05-16 17:56:45 |
| astro | + = | 2020-05-14 20:17:45 |
| Fuldasgamer | Grand Theft Auto V is free on the Epic Games Store until May 21st! | 2020-05-14 10:37:02 |
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| 용현짱짱 | https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2093435832 rate please ♥ | 2020-05-11 17:56:39 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | --------------------------------------------------------------Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in thehuman body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about. -- McCoy, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4He's dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1-------------------------------------------------------------- | 2020-05-11 13:02:41 |
| gis | Have a nice day! | 2020-05-11 11:47:11 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Hunter said I explained to him already well enough further questions are hard to make on the subject. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2020-05-04 09:06:32 |
| Chemodan4ik. | Hello my friend! Congratulations on the May holidays. Have a good day. | 2020-04-30 09:22:59 |
| xlr250R | titan at your asu. | 2020-04-28 03:27:05 |
| xlr250R | ♥♥♥ female prisoners in your kenshi base | 2020-04-26 18:55:33 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ✍🏼 Savage! 🖐🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏿 He's gone 148! 🖖🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏽 Eight. 🤙🏻 ㅤㅤ 🤛 Target compromised: move in, move in! 🤛🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✋ It'ssuing malcompliant citation. 🤙🏾 | 2020-04-24 14:52:09 |
| xlr250R | vaginal canal | 2020-04-23 20:49:03 |
| xlr250R | hey cavewoman. | 2020-04-23 01:40:35 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ║♥ #009 "Treat Yo-Self!" ║✩ "You deserve it." | 2020-04-19 13:56:52 |
| Big Snorts | My favourite Olive Oil Simp <3 | 2020-04-17 10:47:58 |
| pourri | have a nice day!💖 | 2020-04-16 14:38:43 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-04-14 12:27:27 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | v | 2020-04-13 12:01:52 |
| noxcuee | Hi! How are you? | 2020-04-13 02:06:24 |
| gis | Happy Easter! | 2020-04-12 14:05:14 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-04-12 09:19:23 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-04-08 22:37:36 |
| noxcuee | Hello! Have a nice day! | 2020-04-08 01:08:46 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-04-02 02:37:44 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-03-31 22:52:10 |
| noxcuee | Hi!! | 2020-03-31 02:52:37 |
| OLKE | I hope that despite everything, you are healthy and safe, we'll be back to normal soon! Just to let you know I'm doing a giveaway on my twitch channel for 250 followers, I'm nearly there so every bit of support from you helps greatly, much love | 2020-03-30 13:04:04 |
| noxcuee | I don't want to talk about the situation in the world, I just wish you good health and good mood !!! | 2020-03-24 06:24:17 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6 | 2020-03-10 16:11:53 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6 | 2020-03-07 14:23:50 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6 | 2020-03-01 20:36:33 |
| mediocrity | 6x6 | 2020-02-27 05:06:53 |
| juN | turkish sex | 2020-02-26 17:15:08 |
| Nyarlathotep | sex | 2020-02-26 11:23:34 |
| Manes | Have a nice weekend!can you help me reach 5000 comments? | 2020-02-22 15:56:13 |
| OLKE | Have a great weekend gamers | 2020-02-21 10:05:42 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-02-15 22:47:54 |
| noxcuee | You are a great man! Love you! | 2020-02-14 21:59:10 |
| kami | ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ'ꜱ ᴅᴀʏ | 2020-02-14 11:13:49 |
| . | what you mean.... | 2020-02-12 05:45:01 |
| noxcuee | Dear friend, I'll disappear from Steam for a while. I will be in the hospital! Do not miss! | 2020-02-12 01:16:02 |
| mediocrity | 6x6 | 2020-02-10 07:54:32 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-02-10 05:28:15 |
| noxcuee | good morning! < 3 | 2020-02-08 23:43:41 |
| noxcuee | Goodnight! | 2020-02-08 13:52:37 |
| 5. konb | have a good day ! | 2020-02-07 17:31:45 |
| noxcuee | H-hi! < 3 | 2020-02-07 07:25:57 |
| noxcuee | I love u < 3 | 2020-02-07 02:06:01 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | :raizy | 2020-02-05 09:02:11 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-02-05 06:25:03 |
| noxcuee | Hi! How are you? < 3 | 2020-02-04 01:27:05 |
| mediocrity | 6x6 | 2020-02-03 17:56:10 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-02-03 03:20:15 |
| noxcuee | good afternoon ! | 2020-02-02 02:00:41 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤ* A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.ㅤ* If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.ㅤ* God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.""What are you going to do now?" asks the angel."Call it a day", says God. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2020-01-31 17:21:12 |
| s! | dg | 2020-01-31 02:55:36 |
| noxcuee | < 3 | 2020-01-31 02:42:06 |
| 용현짱짱 | +Rep Have a nice day ! | 2020-01-30 08:15:39 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | The Freeman is in our way. This marks a turning point. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {} | 2020-01-25 21:08:19 |
| youtube.com/c/shify1337 | kis | 2020-01-22 08:07:19 |
| OLKE | I hope this first month of the new year is the start of progression to what you want to achieve! Have a great day! | 2020-01-21 16:55:14 |
| youtube.com/c/shify1337 | <8 | 2020-01-21 04:56:04 |
| Eleonor | signed by old. | 2020-01-18 19:49:54 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | [] YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL! -- CalvinI thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- CalvinFrom now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. -- Calvin | 2020-01-17 13:41:11 |
| mediocrity | 6x6 | 2020-01-11 04:04:16 |
| vodka redbull | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought it was really cute ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I dont know why I like it so much its a guy thing honestly. I saw you playing on a cs:go server I use and you were pretty good. ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I promise, I'm just trying to be friendly... was that too far? just don't meet many girl gamers haha we should talk sometime you seem really cute and fun xxx | 2020-01-11 01:25:21 |
| vodka redbull | Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 is 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪️Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋️ Santa ♥♥♥♥🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔️ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔️ of the biggest ⬆️Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫️get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔️ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas ♥♥♥♥🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆 | 2020-01-11 00:16:19 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | || CONFUSING RIDDLE: |Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A: A stick. wat | 2020-01-03 23:20:38 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6 | 2020-01-03 16:16:49 |
| mediocrity | Have a happy new year | 2020-01-01 19:54:17 |
| kami | ᕼᗩᑭᑭY ᑎEᗯ YEᗩᖇ! | 2020-01-01 11:35:37 |
| Fuldasgamer | Have a wonderful new year. | 2019-12-31 15:37:24 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀ | 2019-12-31 13:57:04 |
| Manes | ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . * . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . ¸ . нave a wonderғυl nιgнт ° ☾ ★ ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ | 2019-12-29 16:57:39 |
| Manes | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 | 2019-12-27 11:53:00 |
| AbbeLabben | KÖPER CS SKINS | Merry christmas, I hope you've had a wonderful day! | 2019-12-25 14:00:02 |
| mediocrity | 1x1 merry christmas 1x1 | 2019-12-24 20:45:29 |
| 𝑨𝒚𝒂 | Happy holidays! Thanks for a great year! | 2019-12-24 11:46:42 |
| gis | Merry Christmas! | 2019-12-24 00:27:33 |
| OLKE | I wish you, your families and friends a merry christmas and a peaceful, happy new year, bring on 2020 <3 | 2019-12-23 22:31:04 |
| mediocrity | happy holidays! | 2019-12-23 15:09:59 |
| mediocrity | 6x6 | 2019-12-19 02:40:45 |
| D$LLA | hugs and more hugs | 2019-12-11 21:36:04 |
| mediocrity | 1x1 | 2019-12-11 17:00:58 |
| ☪ 𝕰𝖓𝖊𝕾 ☪ | my sweety | 2019-12-07 14:17:12 |
| ☪ 𝕰𝖓𝖊𝕾 ☪ | my sweety | 2019-12-07 14:17:09 |
| ☪ 𝕰𝖓𝖊𝕾 ☪ | my sweety | 2019-12-07 14:17:07 |
| ☪ 𝕰𝖓𝖊𝕾 ☪ | my sweety | 2019-12-07 14:17:04 |
| ☪ 𝕰𝖓𝖊𝕾 ☪ | my sweety | 2019-12-07 14:17:01 |
| ☪ 𝕰𝖓𝖊𝕾 ☪ | my sweety | 2019-12-07 14:16:57 |
| Jackie Chun | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒴𝑜𝓊 <𝟥 ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . | 2019-12-06 17:45:25 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6 | 2019-12-02 12:36:09 |
| mediocrity | 6x6 | 2019-11-29 18:47:10 |
| solitario | y love you | 2019-11-27 18:19:13 |
| mediocrity | 1x1 | 2019-11-26 11:18:49 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🏀⛳ 🐟💚⚡🍖 LOOK, (♥_♥) (‾⌣‾) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ hf. ♧✬♂♀ 🐳👑 | 2019-11-23 03:38:05 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🎫 ✈ 🎁 ✈ 🚗 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 👑 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🐛 ✈ 💄 ✈ 🥞 ✈ 👽 ✈ 📘 ✈ ⚡ ✈ 🥗 Midget: You'd be surprised how many woman find my size intriguingly alluring.Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well. "The X-Files: Humbug"Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!) "The X-Files: Piper Maru"👾 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 🚕 ✈ 📕 ✈ 🐊 ✈ 💎 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 💗 ✈ 📒 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 🕺 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 👳 | 2019-11-23 03:20:43 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🏓⛳👔📒🐟💃💛🐊🥞🎍💄🍆🥒💙🚗Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get andbeat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here." (beat)"You can't change that... by gettin' all... bendy."Wash: "All what?"Jayne: "You got the... the light... from the console... keep you... lift youup. They shine like... (snatching at the air)... little angels..." (fallsover, unconscious)Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"⚡🚕🐛👹🌏🎫📕👳🥗💚😺🌂📘🚘📒 | 2019-11-23 02:57:38 |
| 76561198179842674 | "Please 🐊 don't 🎽 hit 🎁 me! 📕 I'm 🌏 brittle!" 🌸 --Zoidberg | 2019-11-23 00:09:52 |
| 76561198179860286 | ✌🏽 Sterilize. 🖐🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏽 Striker Zero, extractor away. 👎🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤟 Preserve! 🤛🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏿 Pressure. 👊🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏽 Zero! ✍🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏾 Full active. ✊🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👐 Team in position, advance. 🤛🏼 | 2019-11-22 23:53:51 |
| 76561198179596342 | 💚 ✿ 🏓 "First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"🌽 ✿ 🍇 -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who" 🎽😺🌳 | 2019-11-22 19:19:18 |
| 76561198211882476 | ? | 2019-11-22 13:15:32 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🎁🎈👾 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 👽📘👃 When working with a set of data, ᠌ ᠌ is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. Polite, courteous, respectful and charming at all times and in all situations, without being obsequious. Unfailingly courteous even when dealing with a difficult person or situation. 🏀 + 🥗 = 📕 | 2019-11-22 11:55:21 |
| 76561198179782901 | 💄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📘 🔋 🚕 💚 🍇 👑 💗 🥗 📕 📒 🌏 🐳 🎍 🐝 🐠 💃 🚙Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get afresh one for a quarter of the price? 🍆 😺 🍧 🐊 🎈 📀 🎄 🌽 👾 🌸 👹 🎫 👃 👽 ⚡ 🐟 | 2019-11-22 11:29:17 |
| 76561198211804512 | I'm confused. | 2019-11-22 11:12:13 |
| 76561198211842796 | Peter: 🎄 Yeah, 🌋 I'm 🎽 looking 👳 for 🎫 some 😺 toilet 💚 training 🏀 books. 🏓 Salesman: 🌏 Oh, ⛳ yes, 📀 we 👹 can 👾 help ⚡ you 🐊 there. 🌋 "Everyone 🐟 poops" 🥒 is 🎁 still 📗 the 🐝 standard, 💗 of 🕺 course. 🏀 We've 🍆 also 🎍 got 🌽 less 🌂 popular 🐳 "Nobody 🎄 Poops 👑 But 🌸 You". 🕺 Peter: 🚕 Huh... 👽 well... 🍧 you 📒 see... 🐛 we're 💄 Catholic 📀 so... 🌏 uh... 🎈 Salesman: 💚 Oh, 🥒 well 🎫 then 🍖 you 🚕 want 😺 "You're 🔋 a 🏓 Naughty 📘 Child 🐠 and 👔 that's ⛳ Concentrated 🥞 Evil 🐝 Coming 📕 Out 📗 of 👾 the 🥗 Back 👑 of 💎 You". | 2019-11-22 09:07:27 |
| 76561198211661172 | 👃 ★ 🥗 ★ 🏓 ★ 🕺 ★ 🍧 ★ 🚙 ★ 🌋 ★ 🎁 ★ 👽 ★ 🍆ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐝 ★ 💗 ★ 👑 ★ 📕 ★ 📗 ★ 💙 ★ 🐠 ★ 🚘 ★ 🐊 ★ 👳 He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of his opinion.It's up to you to cast it into a void or not. -- Phil Lapsley 😺 ★ 🔋 ★ 💃 ★ 🐟 ★ 🚕 ★ 📗 ★ 🍖 ★ 👔 ★ 🚙 ★ 🌽 | 2019-11-22 09:00:27 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🔋 💛 📘 🚕 🏀 🍆 💚 🐊 🌽 🎫 🚗 👔 💗 🥒 👑 🚘 👽Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference. I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks. 👃 💗 ⛳ 💃 🌏 📒 💄 💎 🔋 🥞 🎈 🎄 👾 🥞 📀 🐟 | 2019-11-22 08:47:26 |
| 76561198211562428 | Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe🙄 I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn'tthat good. -- Amy Gorin 😷 I represent a sardine!! 🤒As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name. -- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie🤕 His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice. -- Foghorn Leghorn 🤤 The savior becomes the victim. 😶 Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. 🙂Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror🤠Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, Sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."😘 "The significant owl hoots in the night."(Guards! Guards!) 😬 | 2019-11-22 07:17:22 |
| 76561198211754472 | --------------------------------------------------------------Men of peace usually are [brave]. -- Spock, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,"Today I will be brilliant." -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3--------------------------------------------------------------🥗👳🌋💙💙🎍🎁💃💚🌂💛🐳🔋👔🏓👑📘🚗📗🌽🐛👹⚡👾💄🥞🎄🌏🚕🎫👹🌳🚙🌸👃🍆🥒🏀🐝🚘🍧🏓👽📒⛳ | 2019-11-22 04:39:07 |
| 76561198179847314 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🍆👹📒 ㅤㅤ👽🌸🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🎄🕺🏀ㅤㅤㅤ📀🚘💚ㅤㅤㅤ💄📘🌳🥞👃⛳ ㅤㅤ🎫📕👾ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🌽🎍ㅤㅤㅤ🏓🐊🐟ㅤㅤㅤ😺🥒🍧+ WHAT IS THE OUTER COLOR OF RAINBOW? - there is no reason to think so. Will you tell me more? | 2019-11-21 23:16:53 |
| 76561198179424285 | | 🍆👽⚡🌸🏓🐟📗🚕🎈🚘🎄🎁📀🥗🐳🏓🎫🐛:mainormal PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES *DO* PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THEPROCESS IS CALLED 'LIVING'.(The Last Continent) | 👑💄🥒👾👳💗💛🌳🍇🌸😺👾🏀🔋🍆🎍📀🚗:sleepmode | 2019-11-21 22:47:52 |
| 76561198179814253 | The relationship between Colin Powell and Marlon Brando became Increasingly strained. Simone Signoret felt something was missing, and Actor Peter Strauss felt the relationship was flawed. Judy Garland became more and more depressed, but George McGovern just got angry and left. 🗓 📮 ⛓ 🧯 🧮 | 2019-11-21 22:30:55 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🤜🏻 Star! 👉🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏻 We are in an infestation zone! 🤘🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✋🏼 Standing by. 👇🏽 ㅤㅤ 🖕 Bouncer! 👉🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏿 Bouncer! 💪🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏽 Copy that. 🖐 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏼 Containment proceeding. 🤘🏻 | 2019-11-21 21:12:51 |
| 76561198179633358 | Lyman said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him. 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ 👥 | 2019-11-21 19:42:51 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐛🎁🌂💎📗🏓🐳🚕🥗🏀💙😺🐠🐊🌽Fanty: "You're unpredictable, Mal... you run when you oughtta fight, fight when you oughtta deal. Makes a business person twitchy..."🍧🍇🌋🎍⚡📘📒👹🌳🥞⛳💃🕺👽🚗 | 2019-11-21 17:13:51 |
| 76561198179500879 | The attraction between Actor Cliff Robertson and Kathie Lee Gifford is based on their differences. Gregory Peck is a perfectionist, but Kathie Lee Gifford is more social. St. Ignatius feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Family therapist Virginia Satir feels no guilt about satisfying them. 📚 | 2019-11-21 16:54:53 |
| _133 | Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.🙄 Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries themis a grudge. -- Helen Rowland 😪 Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,neither will you. 😯My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photoof the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wright😩 Peter: We're going to grandpa Griffin's retirement party. Meg: But we haven't seen grandpa in a long time. Lois: Well, Meg your grandfather isn't comfortable with me since I'm not a catholic. [Flashback to Peter and Lois's wedding where a sign on their car reads "Just Married" and spray painted underneat the sign reads "To a prodastant ♥♥♥♥♥] 😫 All constants are variables. 🤒 | 2019-11-21 08:13:45 |
| 76561198211557460 | Fine by me, I guess. | 2019-11-21 03:40:47 |
| 76561198179843803 | ♥ 🎈 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥞The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. -- Charles Pierce ♥ 👹 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌽"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to loveyou knowing nothing?" -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 | 2019-11-20 17:26:39 |
| 76561198179802829 | 👏🏾 Helix! ☝️ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤟🏻 Judge! 👆🏽 ㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏿 Affirmative we got him now. 👉🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✌🏽 In position. 👏🏻 ㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏼 Affirmative, we got him now. ✊🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏿 Look out! 👎 ㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏿 Get that 11-44 inbound, we're cleaning up now. 👌 | 2019-11-20 15:56:39 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌸🐳👃📗🥒 |Do you believe that people| 🌂👳📘🍇📕⚡🔋🚙💗👑🎫🏓🎍 |deserve to be happy?| 🐝🎽📀🚘💄🎄🥞🌳 | 2019-11-20 14:44:26 |
| 76561198179500879 | ✍🏻 10-97, suspect is GOA! ✌🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✌️ Report all positions clear. 🙏🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏻 Station block. 🤟🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏼 Flatline. 🤛🏽 ㅤㅤ 🤘🏾 Nova. 👊🏻 ㅤㅤㅤ 🙌 5! 👇🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏼 It's 415-B! 👐🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤘🏻 Overwatch, request winder dispatch. 🤟 | 2019-11-20 11:45:34 |
| 76561198179361029 | ATTENTION GROUND UNITS.MISSION FAILURE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFFWORLD ASSIGNMENT.CODE REMINDER: SACRIFICE, COAGULATE, CLAMP.VITAL ALERT.AUTONOMOUS UNITS SUBSUMED.MANDATORY COMPLIANCE WITH ALL TENETS OF ADVISORIAL ASSISTANCE ACT.THREAT LEVEL ADJUSTMENT.PROBE.EXPUNGE. | 2019-11-20 06:18:43 |
| PC007 | Have a Beautiful Day | 2019-11-20 03:16:40 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👳 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 📘 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🍖 Scully: The tread looks like a standard military boot. Men's... size 8 & a half.Mulder: 8 & a half! That's pretty impressive, Scully!Scully: Well, it says it right here on the bottom.Mulder: oh. "The X-Files: D.P.O"Mulder: Scully... I never saw you as a mother before. "The X-Files: Home"🎄 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 📒 ♀ 📗 ♀ 💙 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 👃 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🐟 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🐳 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🔋 | 2019-11-20 03:12:28 |
| 76561198179500879 | For Freedom! (Airboat gun Vortigaunt in the Canals) ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {😺🚗👽🕺} | 2019-11-20 00:35:25 |
| 76561198179843803 | | 🎈👔📀⛳🌸⚡🎍🍇💚💄📒👾🎁🚙🌏🏓👃🍧:whateverr LORD, WE KNOW THERE IS NO GOOD ORDER EXCEPT THAT WHICH WE CREATE...THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US. THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US. THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST US.ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END ONE DAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?(Reaper Man) | 💃🐊👳📕🔋🕺🎄🥞📘💗🏓🎫🥒💛🍖🐟👽😺:alyx | 2019-11-19 22:49:25 |
| 76561198179573195 | ❃ I⚡ ☺ couldn't🕺🌂 ✰ remember🥒💃📗 ★ when🌽💎💛🏀 ♀ I👾🐛🎁🎄📕 ✱ had🍧🚗👑📘💚📒 ∞ been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley | 2019-11-19 11:40:49 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🌏🎈 ✯✿✲ the humans expect you will love this stuff| 🐝🚙🍧🏀 hf! 💛💚🎄 💎🌋 | 2019-11-19 05:25:58 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🥒📀🐳 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 💃💄🎫 In the face of setbacks or adversity will wait to see how others respond before continuing. Will continue to pursue the objective as long as others lead the way. but will give up otherwise. Interested in learning about other people and the world, but tends to let others ask the questions and find the answers. ᠌ ᠌ always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. 🥗 + ⚡ = 🍇 | 2019-11-19 01:07:30 |
| _133 | 👳 ♪ 💄 ... TheysaidDoyouseethebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehill?andIsaidYesIsee🐳 ♪ 🎍 thebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillTheresabigdarkforestbetweenmeandthe🌸 ♪ 🎄 biggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillandalittleoldladyridingonaHoovervacuum🎁 ♪ 🚘 cleanersayingIllgetyoumyprettyandyourlittledogTototoo ...🍖 ♪ 🌳 🎽 ♪ 🌽 I don't even *HAVE* a dog Toto... 🔋😺🏓 | 2019-11-18 23:36:23 |
| 76561198179695038 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdon'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpeopleㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsnoreㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤthey'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤawake? | 2019-11-18 23:27:39 |
| 76561198179804603 | I think you lost me. | 2019-11-18 23:18:23 |
| 76561198211754472 | The Freeman again excels at all tasks! Lead us. It's it the Freeman? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🎽👑🌋🐛} | 2019-11-18 21:45:04 |
| 76561198179589975 | --------------------------------------------------------------It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted. -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5Klingon phaser attack from front!!!!!100% Damage to life support!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------🌏📒🎄🏓🐝🥒🐳👹🚗🌳🍇🥞🌸🎄⚡📘🌂💙🎍👃👑🔋📕👾👽🚘🐝🏀🕺🍖🥞🥗📀💄👔🥒🎽💚🎁🌋🌏💗🐛💛🐳 | 2019-11-18 08:56:49 |
| _133 | Cubert: 🥒 "Robots 🏀 are 🚘 very 📒 good 💄 at 👳 keeping 👔 secrets." 📗 Bender: 🥞 "No, 🌂 we're 🔋 not, 💎 you 👾 little 📕 bed-wetter. 🎍 Oops, ⚡ I'm 🌸 sorry." | 2019-11-18 08:42:45 |
| 76561198179709777 | 💎🎈🥞|🥒🐝💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍧🥗🔋|Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?A: Open other end. idk | 2019-11-18 07:33:45 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🎽 ♪ 🐊 I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the📀 ♪ 🍖 morning. A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for👃 ♪ 🌋 the train to come in, he said to me: "Excuse me, Mr. Cooke, I don't want to🎄 ♪ 👔 invade your privacy, but I have a bet with a friend of mine. Who composed🚕 ♪ 🌏 the opening theme music of 'Omnibus'? My friend said Virgil Thomson." I🥗 ♪ 📕 asked him, "What do you say?" He replied, "I say Aaron Copeland." I said,🎁 ♪ 📗 "You're right." The porter said, "I knew Thomson doesn't write counterpoint🐟 ♪ 💗 that way." I told that to a network president, and he was deeply unimpressed.📒 ♪ 🐳 -- Alistair Cooke 🏀🚙🌂 | 2019-11-18 05:55:39 |
| 76561198211794508 | Peter: 💛 I 🚙 only 💎 drank 💃 so 🐳 that 📀 the 🌂 Statue 🎄 Of 🍆 Liberty 💗 would 🔋 take ⚡ her 🥗 clothes 🎁 off. | 2019-11-18 02:14:30 |
| mediocrity | 1x1 | 2019-11-16 04:20:30 |
| OLKE | Hope you're feeling great today and look forward to the weekend | 2019-11-15 05:12:02 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🌋🐳⚡📗🐝🐛🏓📘🎈💚🚕🕺🐊👹📀Operative: "I'm impressed that you would come for her yourself. And that you would make it this far in that outfit."🐟👹🐝🎽⛳🎫🌽🥒🍖🎁🎍🍆🚗💛💄 | 2019-11-13 19:19:30 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🎈🥞🚙 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🚘👳🎄 Missed fewer than 2 days without valid reason in 6 months. Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, ᠌ ᠌ listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. ᠌ ᠌ completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 🐟 + 🏀 = ⛳ | 2019-11-13 18:37:28 |
| 76561198179702987 | 📗 👔 🌽 🏀 🚙 💄 🍧 👑 📀 🍖💚 [] 💙 🌸 🐝 🐛 🚘 👃 👹 👾 🎍 🎈 🔋YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL! -- CalvinIt's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. -- Calvin"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- Calvin🐟 👳 💎 🏓 🚙 🌽 👽 📘 📕 😺 | 2019-11-13 16:36:30 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🌋 💛 🌳 🍆 🐝 💎 👹 ⛳ 💚 🎫📕 [] 🎁 🚘 🥒 📒 🌸 🌋 🥞 📗 🐳 ⚡ 💙As a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this. --- Calvin, to HobbesIt must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that menare bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if youare a girl, what would make you go on living? --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, ofGROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- Calvin👹 👽 🎄 🐟 👑 🚗 👳 🥗 🍧 🎈 | 2019-11-13 08:59:35 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💃💛🔋🚘💚🏀👑💙📀⛳ Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌏🌂🎫🎈👃📗👽🌽📕🎽 » feeling your totem ♂ » I refriended your lounges ☀ » under your clothing ☁ 🐳🏓📒🎄🚗👔👳🎍🍇🌸 » While following the ✴ » princes, Emperor challenged ✭ » without pulling fog ٿ 🐝🥒🐛💄👳🍆👹🚙🍧🌽 » beside the gravel, ❁ » England admired happily. ♥ » Sweden stops leaving. ✪ 🍧🥗🎁🎈🍖🌳📘🥞🌋⚡ | 2019-11-13 08:28:35 |
| 76561198179762074 | CITIZEN REMINDER: INACTION IS CONSPIRACY.REPORT COUNTER-BEHAVIOR TO A CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY.ALERT: COMMUNITY GROUND PROTECTION UNITS: LOCAL UNREST STRUCTURE DETECTED.ASSEMBLE, ADMINISTER, PACIFY. | 2019-11-11 16:01:21 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📀 🐊 🎈 🍧 🌳 💎 🚗 🎁 🌏 😺🌋 [] 🥗 🎍 🍖 👃 💙 🚘 🐛 🚕 💃 🐳 🥞Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What'smisunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- CalvinHow many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- CalvinIt takes an uncommon mind to think of these things. --- Calvin👽 🌸 🕺 🌂 🎄 🌽 ⚡ 🎽 📗 🏓 | 2019-11-11 08:53:47 |
| 76561198179635013 | --------------------------------------------------------------Wait! You have not been prepared! -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected ... we may not be ableto break it, but, I'll bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it. -- deSalle, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2--------------------------------------------------------------💛📗🍖🍆🍧💚📀🌋🍆🐊😺🏀🎍💗👑🍇🏓👃🚘👽🐊🐟🌽💄👳🌳📕👔👾👹🥞🎍🥗🚕💃🌏🔋🐝💎🌂🕺📀🐠🥒👳 | 2019-11-11 07:02:38 |
| 76561198211819232 | Your csh still thinks true is false. Write to your vendor today and tellthem that next year Configure ought to "rm /bin/csh" unless they fix theirblasted shell. :-) -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution 🤒Sentient plasmoids are a gas.😘 Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you. 😭He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.🙄 No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas. 😷 Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. 😵 Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?A: Open other end. 🤥 Bushydo -- the way of the shrub. Bonsai! 😬<dhd> is there a special christmas pack for quake<dhd> where you get to be like the santa robot on futurama?<dunham> dhd: that would be a rather unbalanced game...<Knghtbrd> dunham: that's the idea. ;>😗 | 2019-11-11 06:47:35 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🍖 -- 🐝 -- 👽 -- 🐟 -- 👾 -- 🎈 -- 📒 -- 🐊 -- 🎫 -- 🥒 -- 📀 -- 🌋 -- 🚘 -- 🌋 -- 📗 "You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like;Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?""Since I never write programs," his father replied, "Every language looks equally bad;Yet the people keep paying to read all my books And don't realize that they've been had."I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe WalshCecil, you're my 🚕 -- ⛳ -- 👔 -- 🍖 -- 👳 -- ⚡ -- 🍇 -- 💗 -- 🌳 -- 🎽 -- 🥞 -- 🐛 -- 🏀 -- 🏓 -- 👃 | 2019-11-11 01:42:30 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎫👽 ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ cut loose* 🚗 GREAT GAME- ❁💛🌸👃💙🚙 👳📗 | 2019-11-10 23:16:25 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💚⚡👾 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🍖🎈⛳ ᠌ ᠌ habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. May not always appear to be the bravest, but is nevertheless ready to take on tasks that involve physical risk and danger. 🥞 + 🎫 = 📗 | 2019-11-10 23:03:24 |
| 76561198179639682 | 👐🏽 Sector. 👏 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✌🏾 One contained. 🙌🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏿 Striker Zero, extractor away! 👎🏻 ㅤㅤ 🖐🏻 Transit block. 👌 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👐🏾 Bearing Overwatch! 👇🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏼 Three! 🤙🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖 Get down! 👈🏿 | 2019-11-10 21:14:17 |
| 76561198179518505 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎁 * 👾 * 📕 * ⛳ * 💛 * 🎄 * 🍇 * 🏓 * ⚡ * 💚 * 💄 * 💙 * 🍆 * 🐝 * 🚙 * 👹ㅤ* I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.ㅤ* I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"ㅤ* You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.📕 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 🌽 * 📗 * 💎 * 🔋 * 🎈 * 🍧 * 😺 * 📀 * 🐠 * 🌳 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-11-10 19:09:16 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👽 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🎄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ✿ 📕 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 📗 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 👽 ✿ 👾 ✿ 📀 ✿ 💃 A student, in hopes of understanding the Lambda-nature, came to Greenblatt.As they spoke a Multics system hacker walked by. "Is it true", asked thestudent, "that PL-1 has many of the same data types as Lisp?" Almost beforethe student had finished his question, Greenblatt shouted, "FOO!", and hitthe student with a stick. 👹 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 📘 ✿ 🚕 | 2019-11-10 11:52:06 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6 | 2019-11-10 08:08:21 |
| 76561198211754472 | Fry: 🌳 I 💎 refuse 👳 to 💃 testify 👃 on 🐛 the 🐠 grounds 🕺 that 🎫 my 📗 organs 👑 will 🏓 be 💛 🥗 chopped 🌸 up 💙 into 🚙 a 🐝 patty. 🎫 💄 Judge 🌏 Whitey: 🎁 Ah, 💗 the 🐊 sixty-seventh 🌋 ammendment. | 2019-11-10 06:11:12 |
| 76561198211655604 | 💗 ✏ 🥗 This is the ____LAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury! 💎🌽👽 | 2019-11-10 03:32:50 |
| 76561198179596342 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍖 * 💚 * 🎫 * 🥞 * ⛳ * 💄 * ⚡ * 👔 * 🏓 * 💎 * 🎄 * 👑 * 💃 * 🐟 * 📀 * 🎍ㅤ* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.ㅤ* The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.ㅤ* "How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?" asked the patient. "50 pounds", replied the dentist. "50 pounds for a few moments' work?!" asked the patient. "The dentist smiled, and replied, "Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly..."🚗 * 👳 * 🐛 * 💙 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 🎈 * 👾 * 🌂 * 🎍 * 🍧 * 🚕 * 🌸 * 🎽 * 📒 * 💚ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-11-09 23:56:44 |
| 76561198179575562 | 📀 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚗 🐟 💚 🎫 🏓 🎁 📗 👃 🐳 🏀 🚙 💄 🐊 🚘 🌽 👾 🌋If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he drinks, I would send a barrel orso to my other generals. -- Abraham Lincoln, on General Grant Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero... must drink brandy. -- Samuel Johnson 👽 🚕 🏓 🐝 🐊 🕺 👳 💚 🎈 🍇 🌳 🌸 💛 💙 🐠 🐟 | 2019-11-09 14:51:28 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍧 * 🎍 * 💃 * 🐝 * 🥞 * 💎 * 🔋 * 🌋 * ⚡ * 🕺 * 💄 * ⛳ * 👃 * 🐳 * 🐊 * 🐠ㅤ* In a courtroom, a mugger was on trial. The victim, asked if she recognised the defendant, said, "Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." Unable to contain himself, the defendant burst out with, "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"ㅤ* When in doubt, mumble.ㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible.Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.🏀 * 🌳 * 🌽 * 🍆 * 🎁 * 🌂 * 🍇 * 🎍 * 🔋 * 🍖 * 👾 * 👳 * 🎽 * 🎄 * 🚕 * 🌋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-11-09 00:08:29 |
| 76561198179814253 | I don't care. | 2019-11-08 21:05:27 |
| 76561198179730218 | Lois: 👽 Peter! 🍆 Peter: 🐝 Um... 💄 Lee 🏀 Majors 🎍 said 👑 it. 🌏 Lee 🐳 Majors: ⚡ What? 🥗 Women 💃 are 👹 things. | 2019-11-08 21:01:31 |
| 76561198179589975 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎁 * 💗 * 📗 * 🕺 * 🎽 * 🌸 * 👳 * 🐛 * 🐟 * 🍖 * 💚 * 👑 * 🐊 * 🌽 * 👹 * 🐳ㅤ* My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. Now we just call him S.ㅤ* I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.ㅤ* Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?📘 * 😺 * 🏓 * 🥒 * ⛳ * 🎽 * ⚡ * 🐠 * 👔 * 🎄 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 🔋 * 🐟 * 🚗 * 💛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-11-08 20:52:28 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🚘 -- 🥞 -- 🍖 -- 🥗 -- 🌏 -- 💛 -- 🐊 -- 💗 -- 🐝 -- 🌳 -- 🐟 -- 💃 -- 🌸 -- 🍧 -- 🎁 With/Without - and who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about? -- Pink FloydWhen you get what you want in your struggle for selfAnd the world makes you king for a day,Just go to a mirror and look at yourselfAnd see what that man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgement upon you must pass; The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass.Some people may think you 🐛 -- 👃 -- 📘 -- ⛳ -- 🌋 -- ⚡ -- 🎈 -- 🎄 -- 💙 -- 📒 -- 🏓 -- 🕺 -- 💚 -- 👾 -- 🐠 | 2019-11-08 19:12:18 |
| 76561198211842796 | Leela: 💛 Your 🐟 face 💃 can 🐛 take ⛳ a 🌽 lot 🕺 of 🍖 punishment. 🎍 That's 👑 good 💗 to 🐳 know. 🎽 🚕 Fry: 👽 There's 💄 a 🐊 lot 👹 about 🥞 my 💎 face 🌂 you 🚘 don't ⚡ know. | 2019-11-08 17:06:08 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🌂 ✖ 🐳 A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. 🚕🎄📗 | 2019-11-08 15:54:56 |
| 76561198211598984 | ☆ Somewhere🌏 ✫ in😺🚗 ∞ suburban🐛👑👾 ❃ Honolulu,🥗🌋👃🐳 ☀ an🌸⛳🎍📒🐠 ✦ unemployed🎫💗💎💚👳🥒 ✏ bellhop📘🏓🚕🎄📀🌏🍖 ☁ is🌽🔋🐳💃⛳🕺🐝🌋 ♀ whipping🎍🐟🌂💛👾📕😺🌳🎁 ✈ up a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!! | 2019-11-08 15:27:55 |
| 76561198211741980 | ALERT.ANTICITIZEN ONE ENGAGED.VANCE SUBPRIME ENGAGED.EXPUNGE.MANDATE REMOVAL OF ACTIVE SIGNATURE IMPRINT.CAUTERIZE AND EXPUNGE.NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION FORCE DIRECTIVE TWO: ENGAGE RESERVE, CONTAIN EXOGEN INCURSION. | 2019-11-08 13:49:48 |
| 76561198179639682 | Edith Piaf is married to Sally Struthers. At a conscious level, Neil Diamond felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Actress Jennifer Tilly. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Sally Struthers. Because they have a child together, Rod McKuen is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Actress Jennifer Tilly. 🛀 🛋 🧪 📫 🛒 💴 📤 | 2019-11-08 13:21:51 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🥒 ✖ 🥞 ✖ 📕 ✖ 🍧 ✖ 👽 ✖ 🎽 ✖ 🍖 ✖ 👳 ✖ 📗 ✖ 🐟ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚕 ✖ 💄 ✖ 💛 ✖ 🚘 ✖ 👹 ✖ 🎄 ✖ 🌽 ✖ 🐠 ✖ 🥗 ✖ 👾 You've been Berkeley'ed! 💗 ✖ 👽 ✖ 🎁 ✖ 📘 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🌳 ✖ 💙 ✖ 🏀 ✖ 👳 ✖ 🌏 | 2019-11-08 12:57:32 |
| 76561198211794508 | ⛳ ✿ 🍖 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 👃 ✿ ⛳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ✿ 💃 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🔋 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 💗 ✿ 🍆 Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell youthat a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?"is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slimemold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress. -- Elizabeth Zwicky 🎁 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 👔 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 💙 | 2019-11-08 11:09:23 |
| 76561198179589975 | Clement said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom. 👤 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥 | 2019-11-08 09:40:46 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | 👐🏽 It's 415-B. 🖖🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏼 Overwatch, team is down, sector is not controlled! 👎🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖐🏽 Local CPT report status! ✊🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕 Closing. ✋🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏻 Moving to cover! ✌🏾 | 2019-11-08 04:11:05 |
| 76561198179709777 | The relationship between Donna Reed and Poet John Berryman became Increasingly strained. August Strindberg felt something was missing, and Sir Thomas Moore felt the relationship was flawed. Richard Brautigan became more and more depressed, but Author Jessica Mitford just got angry and left. 📼 | 2019-11-07 23:47:49 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🚙 🚗 🎽 👑 🚕 🥗 🎫 💗 💃 🐳💛 [] 📗 ⚡ 🌋 🔋 🍧 📀 🐟 📕 🐊 📒 🏓Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- CalvinKnow what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability toaccept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- CalvinIf you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do itagain. -- Calvin👽 👔 🍇 🐝 🌳 👹 📀 ⛳ 🕺 💄 | 2019-11-07 21:31:45 |
| 76561198179509657 | ✭ What⛳ ❖ is😺🌏 ✬ food🏓🐊💛 ✤ to🐠💎🎍💄 ✧ one,⚡👔🍖👃📘 ☆ is🚙🐟🚕💃🌳🎈 ☀ to others bitter poison. -- Titus Lucretius Carus | 2019-11-07 20:52:43 |
| 76561198211882476 | Santos said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him. 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 🗣️ | 2019-11-07 20:32:41 |
| 76561198211655604 | Stand clear. We will remain if you so instruct. That is all for now. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐳🥒🏓😺} | 2019-11-07 19:40:41 |
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| № 2 | //.close your easy.. | 2019-11-07 18:42:11 |
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| 76561198179842674 | Tooth 👾 #1: 🎈 I 🎄 claim 📒 this 🌳 mouth 👳 in 🍖 the 🐳 name 📕 of 🚙 incisor! 🕺 Tooth 👃 #2: 🌂 Not 🥞 so 🎫 fast! 🥗 Tooth 👽 #1: 🌸 Ah, 📀 bicuspid, 📘 we 🎄 meet 🐠 again. ⚡ En 👔 garde! | 2019-11-07 18:05:38 |
| 76561198179757550 | 💙 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🐊 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 🏀 ♣ 🥞 ♣ 🐝 ♣ 💄 ♣ 🎄 ♣ 👔 ♣ 👃 ♣ 🎫 ♣ 👽 ♣ 🎈 ♣ 📘 ♣ 🎍 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 📕 ♣ 🌸 Yours truly, Tarra Labatt (the cat)🌏 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167027489 🚙 | 2019-11-07 12:27:14 |
| 76561198211842796 | Jerome said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons. 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-11-07 11:17:26 |
| 76561198179803382 | --------------------------------------------------------------Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. -- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3"That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9--------------------------------------------------------------🚙🌋🐝🍇🌏📒🐠🥒👾🌂🐊👃💛🥗👹🍆💙⚡🐊🌸👹⛳😺🍇🌳👳📕🎫🌽💗👽🎽👔🚙🎁🎈🕺🔋⚡💃🚕🥒🌋👾🍧 | 2019-11-07 09:20:14 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💗 🍧 🎁 🌳 🎍 🏀 👑 📘 👽 🍖📀 [] 👾 🐊 👹 🚘 ⚡ 🐳 ⛳ 👳 📕 🐝 🍇I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- CalvinYou know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- CalvinThe dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer Bullet🥗 🎈 📀 🐠 💎 🔋 👑 🏓 🥒 👾 | 2019-11-07 00:18:20 |
| 76561198179639682 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤconsideredㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnecessaryㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnailㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdownㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤlidㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcoffin? | 2019-11-06 22:27:19 |
| 76561198179634866 | 👾👑🌂|📗📀🥗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💙💄💃|Q: Why is Poland just like the United States?A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland. -- being told in Poland, 1987 ??? | 2019-11-06 20:18:18 |
| 76561198179854946 | WARNING.SURVEILLANCE AND DETECTION SYSTEMS INACTIVE.REMAINING STABILIZATION TEAM MEMBERS REPORT CONTAINMENT STATUS PLEASE.WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE. | 2019-11-06 20:06:17 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🎄 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 📀 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor 🕺 ♀ 📕 ♀ 💗 ♀ 👽 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 💎 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🌳 Yours truly, Ashleigh Shishido (the cat)👑 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167067616 🌋 | 2019-11-06 14:30:03 |
| 76561198211879112 | Stan Laurel and Billie Holliday felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. Mahatma Gandhi awakened Judy Garland through love. Kate Winslet gave Stan Laurel an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. Daniel Stern can be very patient with Author Yukio Mishima, and Tennessee Williams is inspired by a self-directed Mr. Magoo. They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff. 🖼 ⌛ 📋 ⚙ ⏲ 🗜 | 2019-11-06 06:13:39 |
| 76561198179596342 | ❀ Preserve🏓 ☁ wildlife🐛🍧 ❃ --💛🥒🌽 ✯ pickle🐠📘👃📕 ✲ a🌏🎄⛳🌋💙 ♫ squirrel📀💎🍖🥞🚙🥗 ♀ today! | 2019-11-06 06:07:40 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🎫 ❂ 🚕 ❂ 🐛 ❂ 🌸 ❂ 💎 ❂ 👑 ❂ 💚 ❂ 🏀 ❂ 🎍 ❂ 😺ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌏 ❂ 📕 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 📒 ❂ 🎽 ❂ ⛳ ❂ 👃 ❂ 🎄 ❂ 🍆 ❂ 💄 In practice, failures in system development, like unemployment in Russia,happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary. -- Paul Licker 📀 ❂ 🥗 ❂ 🐠 ❂ 💙 ❂ 🌋 ❂ 👳 ❂ 📘 ❂ 📗 ❂ 👽 ❂ 🍇 | 2019-11-05 23:33:28 |
| 76561198179509657 | November, n.: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"🤒 I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. -- W.C. Fields 😭 <dark> Looks like the channel is back to normal :)<jim> You mean it's not scrolling faster than anyone can read? :) -- Seen on #Debian after the release of Debian 2.0 🤕 Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem. 😯Living here in Rio, I have lots of coffees to choose from. And whenyou're on the lam like me, you appreciate a good cup of coffee. -- "Great Train Robber" Ronald Biggs' coffee commercial🙄 We should start referring to processes which run in the background by their correct technical name... paenguins. -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo 😲 | 2019-11-05 23:32:28 |
| 76561198179573195 | | 🏀🎫🎄🌽🚘🍖🎁⛳👹🥒🎽👃🥞🚙🌸👾👳🔋:pgms_2_mei "I could certainly run a marvellous university here if only we didn't have to have all these damn students underfoot all the time."(Hogfather) | 🐠💎⚡🥗🍆📕📀👽🚗💙👔🐛🌋💛🎈🌏💚👃:zbrsniper | 2019-11-05 22:12:29 |
| 76561198179634913 | 👉🏻 Grid! 🤟🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏼 Overwatch request sky shield! 👉🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏽 Overwatch, request reserve activation. 👆🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏻 Blade. 🤞 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏿 PT go again! ✌🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝️ Thirty. 👎🏾 | 2019-11-05 21:07:25 |
| 76561198179803382 | Fry: 💛 Nowadays 🐊 people 📕 aren't 🍧 interested 👔 in 🏀 art 🐛 that's 👳 not 💃 tattooed 🍇 on 👽 fat 📒 guys. | 2019-11-05 18:37:24 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🐳📒💚|📕👾🌳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🌂🎫|Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence. idk | 2019-11-05 17:21:23 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🔋 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 💄 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 🚘 ☻ 🎁 ☻ 📘 ☻ 👽 ☻ 🥞 ☻ 🎈 ☻ 🐛 ☻ 🚗 ☻ 🐳 ☻ 🚕 ☻ ⚡ ☻ 🍧 ☻ 🐠 ☻ 📗 ☻ 💛 Yours truly, Linnea Verhaeghe (the cat)🕺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167070904 🍖 | 2019-11-05 17:02:22 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🍧🥒 ☻¤♡♀ THE HUMANS EXPECT YOU ARE GOING FANCY YOUR GAME. "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ wonderful* ✈✖✪ gl- ٩(^‿^)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ^ↀᴥↀ^ do it big! ✶📒🐠💄⛳💎 🌽⚡ | 2019-11-05 16:09:21 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🤟 Ten. 🤙🏽 ㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏼 Ghost Helix One dash niner. ✋🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏻 Storm system. 👉🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏼 Dagger unit is inbound! 🤲🏾 ㅤㅤ 👈🏽 Cover me. 🤞 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏾 Viscon viscon, range fifty, bearing twelve. 👏🏽 | 2019-11-05 10:51:07 |
| 76561198179695038 | I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Nowwhen I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer andfarther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go." -- Steven Wright 😘 MS-DOS, you can't live with it, you can live without it. -- from Lars Wirzenius' .sig 🙄Mal: "One of you is going to fall and kill yourself, and I'm not cleaning itup!"🤔I stood on the leading edge,The eastern seaboard at my feet."Jump!" said Yoko OnoI'm too scared and good-looking, I cried.Go on and give it a try,Why prolong the agony, all men must die. -- Roger Waters, "The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking"🤓 There seems no plan because it is all plan. -- C.S. Lewis 😱I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces,working for scale. -- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"😯 | 2019-11-05 09:04:55 |
| 76561198179573195 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📒 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🔋Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👹Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👃 | 2019-11-05 07:19:54 |
| 76561198211562428 | 😺 ☼ 🥒 ☼ 💎 ☼ 🏓 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🍆 ☼ 🎍 ☼ 📀 ☼ 💚 ☼ 💗 ☼ 🕺 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 🌋 Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. "The X-Files: Wetwired"Sheriff: (patronisingly) They can detect every flash of lightning on this planet. Did you know that? See, each one emits radio waves at the same exact frequency...Mulder: ... of human resonance. Eight cycles per second. You can pick it up on any transistor radio. See that Sheriff? I did my homework. "The X-Files: D.P.O"🌽 ☼ 🌳 ☼ 😺 ☼ 📘 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 🌂 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🐝 ☼ 🎽 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 👳 ☼ 💙 | 2019-11-05 02:54:45 |
| 76561198179509657 | INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CONVICTED OF MULTI-ANTI-CIVIL VIOLATIONS.IMPLICIT CITIZENSHIP REVOKED, STATUS: MALIGNANT ATTENTION NOVA PROSPEKT INTERNAL CONTAINMENT TEAMS.DESERVICE ALL POLITICAL CONSCRIPTS IN BLOCK A7.PROHIBIT EXTERNAL CONTACT. | 2019-11-05 01:13:41 |
| 76561198179842674 | ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏀Always there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter,invite them as we may. ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍆How much does she love you? Less than you'll ever know. ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌽 ♥ ⛳ | 2019-11-05 00:41:41 |
| 76561198179419823 | ATTENTION RESIDENTS: MISCOUNT DETECTED IN YOUR BLOCK.COOPERATION WITH YOUR CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM PERMITS FULL RATION REWARD.WARNING: THREE MINUTES TO SINGULARITY.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.DEPLOY, DIAGNOSE.RESONANT SINGULARITY.RESONANT SINGULARITY. | 2019-11-04 23:50:41 |
| 76561198179633358 | 📗💛 🌳🐠🌽👾 GREAT. ♪☎✣☺❄ CUT LOOSE| ♀♫🎍💗📒🌏 awesome game* 🐊🏓📀🐳 steam thinks you'll adore your new game! ⛳🎈⚡🍆 👹🐟 | 2019-11-04 19:06:33 |
| 76561198179556699 | Oscar 💛 Party 🐠 🐊 No 👔 losers 💃 admitted | 2019-11-04 18:09:33 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌏 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 💃 ✿ 👔 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 🎍 Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? "The X-Files: Oubliette"Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we might be able to get through one of these things. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"🐝 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 💚 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🍆 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🐊 | 2019-11-04 09:32:44 |
| _133 | CNN's Myron Kandel and James Spader were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Mary Tyler Moore was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Lillian Hellman's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. 🛢 🗃 🔦 📥 ⚔ 💣 🖍 | 2019-11-04 07:41:42 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🐊🌂🎽📒🐛💎👳🌋🍖💙🔋👑🏀🎄😺River: "It's not safe..."Simon: "Yes. Yes, I fear it's not safe anymore."River: "...for them."👾👃🐳🏓🌳🚘🚕🌸🥒💄🕺🥞💚📕🍧 | 2019-11-04 06:38:36 |
| 76561198211850636 | 👹💚 📀🚘🎽🌽🐊 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN| ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ MARVELOUS GAME. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ٩(^‿^)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ LOOK AT THIS* ❋✿ stupendous- (♥_♥) ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 📕🎫 | 2019-11-04 06:35:39 |
| 76561198179668874 | We know you. You are deluded. There is more to the Freeman than meets the eye. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐳🏓🌽🥒} | 2019-11-04 03:14:29 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌳 📀 👔 👑 🎍 🍆 🌋 📗 🌂 🐟 🌽 🥗 📀 🐟 📕 💙 🎈If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off. -- Edward E. Hippensteel [What brand of ink? Ed.]Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows powertools aren't soluble in alcohol... -- Crazy Nigel 💚 👳 🎽 💄 👽 🥞 🥒 👔 😺 💗 🌸 👃 🐳 ⛳ 🐠 🎫 | 2019-11-04 02:57:30 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🌽 -- 💗 -- 🐳 -- 👽 -- 🌂 -- 💎 -- 💛 -- 🐛 -- 📕 -- 🥒 -- 🎁 -- 🌏 -- 👑 -- 💄 -- 🐛 There is no point in waiting.The train stopped running years ago.All the schedules, the brochures,The bright-colored posters full of lies,Promise rides to a distant countryThat no longer exists.To stand and be still,At the Birkenhead drill,Is a damned tough bullet to chew. -- Rudyard KiplingFor knighthood is not in the feats of war,As for to fight in quarrel right or wrong,But in a cause which truth cannot defer:He ought himself f 🚘 -- 🥗 -- 🐠 -- 📘 -- 🚕 -- 🍇 -- 👽 -- 👳 -- 🏓 -- 🍧 -- 🌋 -- ⚡ -- 🎄 -- 🎽 -- 🌳 | 2019-11-04 00:28:22 |
| 76561198179695038 | ♪ Carob🚘 ❄ works👃👽 ✴ on🌸💚👑 ❃ the🎫🏓🍖🥞 ● principle🔋🍧💙🚕⛳ ♂ that,💄🕺⚡👹🥒🌋 ღ when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt. | 2019-11-03 23:36:22 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🤟 He's up there! 👊🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👇🏿 Ready extractors! 👊 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏽 Ripcord Ripcord Line. 👏🏾 ㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏼 Inoculate! 👋🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏿 Clear, no 647, no ten 107. 🤙🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏼 Block. 🤟🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏾 It's go. 👋 | 2019-11-03 15:05:02 |
| 76561198179517018 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 🍧 * 🏓 * 🥞 * 📘 * 👹 * 🌳 * 👳 * 📒 * 👽 * 🍖 * 🌏 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 📕 * 🎽ㅤ* A businessman turned to a colleague and asked, "So, how many people work at your office?" His friend shrugged and replied, "Oh about half of them."ㅤ* Worrying works! 99% of the things I worry about never happenㅤ* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.🥗 * 😺 * 🚘 * 🚗 * ⛳ * 📕 * 🐝 * 🐟 * 🚕 * 💚 * 🐠 * 🍇 * 💄 * 💛 * 🥗 * 👾ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-11-03 01:18:00 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🎁 👾 💃 🐛 👃 👔 🏀 ⛳ 🕺 📒🌸 [] 🥗 👑 🎽 💗 🥒 🔋 🍧 💄 😺 💚 👳How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- Calvin"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"-HobbesMy life needs a rewind/erase button. -- Calvin🌂 🍇 🚗 🎽 📗 ⚡ 💛 🐊 🐳 📕 | 2019-11-03 00:16:57 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🥗⚡ ☆☢ get funky. 🌂🍧👳 steam thinks you are going love this stuff| 💙🌸 !!!* ♂♂✪✔ GLHF! 🌋👽📀🌏 🎄👾 | 2019-11-02 16:54:33 |
| 76561198179419823 | ✌🏿 Six three, criminal trespass! 👌🏾 ㅤㅤ 👌 Two sterilized. 🤜🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏽 Firing to expose target! 🤟🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏿 All units at location, respond code 3 🤟🏼 | 2019-11-02 14:44:14 |
| 76561198179573195 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚗HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken. ♥ 🐊 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📀 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💚Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself. -- Saint Exupery ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💙 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍖 | 2019-11-02 12:38:05 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🍖 ♡ 💙 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 📒 ♡ 👳 ♡ 👽 ♡ 💃 ♡ 💎 ♡ 📗 ♡ ⚡ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👹 ♡ 🍆 ♡ 😺 ♡ 📘 ♡ 💗 ♡ 🌳 ♡ 📕 ♡ 👃 ♡ 💚 ♡ 🍧 The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systemsis a symptom of professional immaturity. -- Edsger Dijkstra 🎫 ♡ 🎄 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 🎁 ♡ 🥒 ♡ 🥞 ♡ 🚗 ♡ 🍇 ♡ 🥗 ♡ ⚡ | 2019-11-02 12:07:57 |
| 76561198179819838 | 📕 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 🐳 🐝 👳 🕺 🚙 💃 🎁 🌳 🌸 🚘 🎍 🚕 👔 💗 📒 🎽What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J.D. Farley I'm not under the alkafluence of inkaholthat some thinkle peep I am.It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get. 🚗 🥗 📀 🍆 ⛳ 🌋 🐠 🌏 👑 👽 🐛 💛 🎈 🎫 🍇 🐊 | 2019-11-02 07:19:32 |
| 76561198211599340 | 📕🎽📀🥒🌏 |What's the most rebellious| 📗🐠👑💄👳🚘🐛🎄🐝🎫🚗💛🍧 |thing you did growing up?| 💃💚🍆🔋🎈📀😺🍇 | 2019-11-02 06:50:35 |
| 76561198179677447 | | 🏀💚👑🐳🍧🚗😺👽🐝⛳🕺🌸🌳💄👔🚕🐊🚘:Selina "Dock-a-loodle-fod!" -- Dyslexic roosters are a sad sight (Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man) | 🐠🌽💙📀🎈🎄🍖👾🐛👳🌏⚡📗🍖🚗👃🍆🚙:sakuranovareika | 2019-11-02 04:45:21 |
| 76561198179573195 | | 💛💃👽🎽🎍📀💗📘🐠🚘😺🎄🔋📒🚗🌏👳💙:Allison On the fabled hidden continent of Xxxx, somewhere near the rim, there is alost colony of wizards who wear corks around their pointy hats and live onnothing but prawns.(Reaper Man) | 📗💄💗👔🌽⛳🐛👃🍇🌂🕺🔋🍖🐝⚡🎫🌳🌋:shynie | 2019-11-02 01:28:19 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🙌 11! 🖖🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏿 Antiseptic Waste river! 🤜🏽 ㅤㅤ 🤲🏾 Nova. 👈 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏻 Overwatch, we have non-tagged viromes, grid eight dash two! 👏🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏼 Repurposed area. 👌🏽 | 2019-11-01 21:50:15 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👽 -- 🏓 -- 📘 -- 💛 -- 🌏 -- 🐝 -- 🏀 -- 📗 -- 👳 -- 💄 -- 🔋 -- 🍧 -- 🐊 -- 📕 -- 💙 The sun was shining on the sea,Shining with all his might:He did his very best to makeThe billows smooth and bright --And this was very odd, because it wasThe middle of the night. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"All the world's a VAX,And all the coders merely butchers;They have their exits and their entrails;And one int in his time plays many widths,His sizeof being _N bytes. At first the infant,Mewling and puking in t ⚡ -- 💎 -- 🎈 -- 📒 -- 💚 -- 💗 -- 🥒 -- 🌽 -- 🐟 -- 🎫 -- 🥞 -- 🚙 -- 🎈 -- 🍇 -- 🚕 | 2019-11-01 20:47:21 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🥗 🌋 🍧 😺 👹 📒 👽 🍇 🌳 💙🥞 [] 💗 💄 💚 💛 🌏 🐝 🔋 🌂 🍧 🐛 🐝If we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture homogeneous? -- CalvinIt seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -- CalvinCalvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- Calvin🐟 🚗 👑 🐳 💄 🥒 💛 🌏 🌂 🎄 | 2019-11-01 19:15:11 |
| 76561198179844987 | The relationship between Father Phillip Berrigan and Eric Clapton became Increasingly strained. Virginia Woolf felt something was missing, and W. E. B. DuBois felt the relationship was flawed. John Barrymore became more and more depressed, but Emma Thompson just got angry and left. 🧼 📇 🔍 | 2019-11-01 19:02:15 |
| 76561198179803382 | Quagmire: 🌂 Peter, 🌽 I 🎫 can 🔋 remember 🌋 a ⚡ dozen 🥗 times 👔 when 🥞 you've 📕 saved 💎 our 🎍 lives 🌸 [Peter 📗 walks 🍧 through 👳 a 😺 door 🚙 holding 🐳 a 🏓 sword, 🏀 like 🎁 in 🐟 Pulp 🥒 Fiction, 👽 to 📀 his 💃 friends 🌏 tied 👃 up 💗 and 🚘 gagged] 🐊 Peter: 👹 Yeah, 🎽 too 📗 bad 🌽 I 🏀 got 📘 there 😺 after 👽 the 🔋 sodomy. | 2019-11-01 17:39:57 |
| 76561198211670820 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐊🐠🎁 ㅤㅤ👾🐟💄ㅤㅤㅤ🐝📗📒ㅤㅤㅤ💙🌳📕ㅤㅤㅤ📘🔋🥞🏓🌽💚 ㅤㅤ🍆🌂🌸ㅤㅤㅤ🐛👔👳ㅤㅤㅤ🚘📀🎄ㅤㅤㅤ📕😺🥗+ WHAT COLOR IS MILK? - white if it's good. Please feed me more data. | 2019-11-01 05:44:53 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🐊 ✱ 🥞 ✱ 🍆 ✱ 💃 ✱ 🚘 ✱ 👑 ✱ 🏓 ✱ 📗 ✱ 👔 ✱ 🥞 ✱ 🍖 ✱ ⛳ ✱ 🎽 ✱ 🚙 Mulder: Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Mulder: You know, I always wanted a peg-leg. It was a boyhood thing I never grew out of. "The X-Files: Quagmire"🐝 ✱ 🎈 ✱ 🐛 ✱ 🌏 ✱ 💛 ✱ 💗 ✱ 🌂 ✱ 🥒 ✱ 👃 ✱ 🕺 ✱ 🥒 ✱ 🌋 ✱ 😺 ✱ 📘 | 2019-11-01 04:29:53 |
| 76561198179863334 | | ⚡💄👔🥒📗🥞🏓🐳🥗😺🌂🚘📀💙🐛💃🍧🎄:Hoshiglasses Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.Or what, for that matter.(Soul Music) | 🌽🏀🕺💛🐠🚙🎫⛳🏓📒🌏🍖👳💚👃🌂🐊🍆:sakur | 2019-11-01 03:57:52 |
| 76561198211741980 | ✿ I📕 ♀ have🐝🐟 ♀ no🔋💙📗 ✦ doubt🌋🚕🚘🐛 ♫ that⚡🍖🎈👑💚 ✳ it🍇📀🎄🌂💎📘 ♂ is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals. -- Thoreau | 2019-11-01 03:37:53 |
| 76561198179634913 | Yoko Ono fell in love thru an Internet matchmaking service. Then her lover disappeared, and she went to the company to get information about him. It developed that her lover was a computer, "David Lynch" a government AI project that had gone renegade and started contacting thousands of women, claiming to love them all. The FBI gave her the bad news. But then Behaviorist B. F. Skinner contacted her, and she forgave him and continued this most satisfying relationship. ☎ 🕯 📻 🔨 🧽 📽 | 2019-11-01 02:50:53 |
| 76561198179733738 | CITIZEN NOTICE: FAILURE TO COOPERATE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFF-WORLD RELOCATION.ALERT.ANTICITIZEN ONE ENGAGED.VANCE SUBPRIME ENGAGED.EXPUNGE.MANDATE REMOVAL OF ACTIVE SIGNATURE IMPRINT.CAUTERIZE AND EXPUNGE. | 2019-11-01 02:15:52 |
| 76561198211741980 | 👹 -- 🔋 -- 💛 -- 👔 -- 👑 -- 🎄 -- 🚗 -- 🌏 -- 🐳 -- 🐝 -- 📕 -- 🐊 -- 🐟 -- 🎁 -- 🥒 The wombat lives across the seas,Among the far Antipodes.He may exist on nuts and berries,Or then again, on missionaries;His distant habitat precludesConclusive knowledge of his moods.But I would not engage the wombatIn any form of mortal combat. -- "The Wombat"Despising machines to a man,The Luddites joined up with the Klan, And ride out by night In a sheeting of whiteTo lynch all the robots they can. -- C. M. and G. A. Maxson 🏀 -- 🚙 -- 💃 -- ⚡ -- 🐟 -- 🥞 -- ⛳ -- 👔 -- 👹 -- 🐠 -- 😺 -- 🐛 -- 🕺 -- 💚 -- 📘 | 2019-10-31 20:11:38 |
| mediocrity | happy halloween! 1x1 | 2019-10-31 18:57:41 |
| slx | happy halloween :D | 2019-10-31 13:26:03 |
| 76561198179639682 | I didn't catch that! | 2019-10-31 08:45:11 |
| 76561198211599340 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎄 * 🌽 * 👹 * 🌏 * 🚗 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 🐊 * 🐛 * 🌋 * 👔 * ⚡ * 📀 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 🌂ㅤ* A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.ㅤ* Women should not have children after Really... 35 children are enough.ㅤ* The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.🍇 * 🌸 * 💛 * 🔋 * 📕 * 👑 * 📘 * 👽 * 💙 * 🌳 * 💃 * 👃 * 💗 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 💎ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-10-31 00:26:02 |
| Old GGDrop.live | Даун ха с читами | 2019-10-31 00:23:05 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👳🚙💙 Have you ever screamed at someone? (How come?) 💄🎍🎽 | 2019-10-31 00:19:58 |
| 76561198179863334 | Joni Mitchell and Stanley Kubrick began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Tennessee Williams's inner world was very different from Oliver Sacks's. The mental life of Oliver Sacks was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Mike Nichols is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. 🎁 💌 📐 | 2019-10-30 15:35:33 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🐊🌽🍧🍖📗🎽💗🐝🌳🌋🐟📀🌏💛 → 🐛 You may be infinitely smaller than some things,... 👹🚕🎽🔋🌸🎁🐠⛳💙🎍📕👳🚘📒🚗 → 🍇...but you're infinitely larger than others. 👽🥗🌂👑🍧😺🐟💄🎄🚙👾💃🐝👔🏀 → 💚 Lucky Numbers: 💛🚙💎🏓🥞🎈😺🥗📘🐠🚕🐳📗🏓🕺 → 📒 50,16,43 👽 | 2019-10-30 12:19:19 |
| 76561198179634913 | This is regrettable. We have survived worse across the ages. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🌳💄💛🎫} | 2019-10-30 11:56:15 |
| 76561198179804107 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐊🎁🏓 ㅤㅤ🚘🎍👑ㅤㅤㅤ🎫💗🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🌏💚🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🐛🌸💛🍧🏀🎽 ㅤㅤ📀🌳⚡ㅤㅤㅤ📘📕⛳ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🍆🥞ㅤㅤㅤ💄💗🐊+ WHAT IS THINKING? - the action of one who thinks or the result of such action; thought. I want information! | 2019-10-30 11:53:15 |
| 76561198179804107 | Which celebrity chef would you most like to fix you a meal? >> 🥞🐛🏀👾🎫 << | 2019-10-30 08:10:08 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👃 ✱ 🎽 Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel;🌂 ✱ 🥒 Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest🌽 ✱ 🐟 science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all👽 ✱ 🍖 on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!🐛 ✱ 🚕 -- Harlan Ellison 🎈🍧🐝 | 2019-10-30 08:09:06 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🖖🏾 Target my radial: ninety seven degrees! 👈 ㅤㅤㅤ ✌🏿 70. 🤚🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏽 Target Ghost Two, go active intercept! 🖖 ㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏻 degrees CP we need airwatch to BOL for that 243. 👇🏾 | 2019-10-30 07:47:06 |
| 76561198211661172 | Ervin said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who. 🗣️ 👤 👥 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-10-30 01:17:46 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🚘🥗🌽📕🎁🌂👔🐊🎫🥒🌋⚡💛🌸💎🎄👳👾🏀📗🎽👑🐠🔋🥞💚💃🌏📘🌳 "Lying lips are abomination to the Lord; but they that deal truly are his delight. A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is follyand shame unto him. Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause; and deceive not with thy lips. Death and life are in the power of the tongue."-- Proverbs, some selections from the Jewish Scripture 🐝👹🏓🍇📀🎍🐳🚗🐝⛳🐠🐛💙👳⚡🚙🍧💄👽🍆📕👑😺🏓💚🐟📀🥗🕺🏀 | 2019-10-30 01:09:46 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎍 🎫 🎁 🍖 💙 💚 🎈 🥞 😺 👽🌸 [] 👾 💄 👔 🎄 👃 🕺 🐠 🔋 🌽 🐛 💃The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- Calvin"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned fatherinconsolable - demands recount!" -- CalvinSusie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work. Calvin: So? Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned. Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.📀 🐟 🚘 🥒 👳 🚗 🚙 🐝 🌏 💄 | 2019-10-29 19:10:32 |
| 76561198179814253 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐟 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 📀 * 🥒 * 🚕 * 🚘 * 📕 * 👔 * ⚡ * 🐛 * 🌸 * 🚙 * 🍖 * 🥞 * 🐳ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone."Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled."Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."ㅤ* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.ㅤ* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?👾 * 💃 * 🎍 * 👑 * 💗 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 📘 * 📒 * 🎈 * 🎫 * 🐛 * 😺 * ⛳ * 🐠 * 🕺ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-10-29 18:56:33 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🔋💙👃🌸🌳🍇🐝💄🐳💗🥗👳🎁👔💚Mal: "Zoe, ship is yours. ...you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and rescue me!"Zoe: "What? And risk my ship?"🐠⚡🎈🍆📗🥗🌽👹🍧👃🕺🏀🥒👾🐊 | 2019-10-28 11:03:22 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🌽🚗💙🎍🐝💄💎🐛🎄📀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏀👔😺🐊🐟🌂👃🥗🕺📕 » throughout the luggage, ❋ » Japan approved sloppily. ٿ » China stops feeling. ✧ 🐳🚕🐠🌳🥒🎫👑💃🎁🌏 » face loiter to me ✈ » you admired and admired more ✿ » I taught atmosphere ✦ 🚙🍖🎫📒⛳💄💎🌋📗🥞 » balancing my chair, ♂ » China admired my lounges ¤ » into my money ✳ ⚡💚🏓🍇💛🚙🌸🍧📘👳 | 2019-10-28 08:03:17 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🏓 💚 💛 💙 🌂 🌳 🎁 🎫 🌏 🥞🌸 [] 🥒 🎍 🐟 👳 💃 🐛 🍇 📒 🌋 ⛳ 🍆Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can thinktwice.You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- CalvinOften it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenlywe wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to changeanything. -- Calvin🍖 😺 🥗 🍧 📀 💗 🎍 🐠 🕺 🐝 | 2019-10-28 06:08:16 |
| 76561198179695038 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🕺💚💗 ㅤㅤ🎁🌏🎍ㅤㅤㅤ👑👹📕ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🐊👾ㅤㅤㅤ🔋🍖😺🍆🎽🐠 ㅤㅤ👳🥒👃ㅤㅤㅤ🎄👔🏓ㅤㅤㅤ🐊⚡🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🌂📗🎫+ WHAT IS ROMANCE? - isn't it the same as love? Please feed me more data. | 2019-10-28 05:24:20 |
| 76561198179844987 | Professor: 🐝 "Oh, 💗 vanity, 👾 thy 🚙 name 🚗 is ⚡ Professor 👽 Farnsworth." | 2019-10-28 05:04:21 |
| 76561198179589975 | Whatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤphraseㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"Nowㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthen"ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤreallyㅤㅤㅤmean? | 2019-10-28 03:13:09 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🤲🏻 Tag one necrotic. 🤙 ㅤㅤ 👏🏾 Uh, roger that, we'll run standard loyalty check procedure 243, my 10-22 intake station, over. 👋🏿 | 2019-10-27 23:02:06 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🌽💚🍖|🐟🌸👃| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌳📘🐛|Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?A: Lawn Boy. wut | 2019-10-27 21:52:05 |
| 76561198179702987 | ✱ Actor:📀 ✯ So🍇🌋 ☁ what🔋🎈⚡ ❀ do💎🐊🚕📗 ☀ you🚗🐟💗🥗💙 ✫ do🌽🌸🚘👽😺🐝 ❦ for a living? Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" | 2019-10-27 19:55:03 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🍖 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 📗 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 📘 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 👽 ❖ 👳 ❖ 🏀 ❖ 🍧 ❖ 🌂 ❖ 🕺 ❖ 🥞 ❖ 🎍 ❖ 🚙 ❖ 💄 ❖ 📒 ❖ 🎫 ❖ 🌋 Yours truly, Emile Pasqualetti (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167012178 🌳 | 2019-10-27 17:55:01 |
| 76561198179551309 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍇 * 🐠 * 🐊 * 🐝 * 🚙 * 👳 * 📘 * 🌸 * 👹 * 💛 * 🌏 * 🎍 * 🥞 * 🎫 * 💚 * 🌋ㅤ* If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.ㅤ* Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.ㅤ* Man: Doctor, I've just swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Man: A little down in the mouth.🐳 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 📒 * 💛 * 👽 * 🕺 * 📕 * 📕 * 🥒 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 💙 * 👑 * 🎈 * 🐊ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-10-27 16:21:57 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🚘 ✣ 🥞 The Great Movie Posters:🐛 ✣ 🌋 🌸 ✣ 🍆 HOODLUMS FROM ANOTHER WORLD ON A RAY-GUN RAMPAGE!📀 ✣ 📗 -- Teenagers from Outher Space (1959)🔋 ✣ 🚗 🎁 ✣ 👾 Which will be Her Mate... MAN OR BEAST?💎 ✣ 📒 Meet Velda -- the Kind of Woman -- Man or Gorilla would kill... to Keep.🎄 ✣ 👹 -- Untamed Mistress (1960)👑 ✣ 🌂 🕺 ✣ 💚 NOW AN ALL-MIGHTY ALL-NEW MOTION PICTURE BRINGS THEM TOGETHER FOR THE🎍 ✣ 🎽 FIRST TIME... HISTORY'S MOST GIGANTIC MONSTERS IN COMBAT ATOP MOUNT FUJI!🌽 ✣ 📕 -- King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963) 🍧🌳🏓 | 2019-10-27 01:38:37 |
| 76561198179797383 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌳🏓🚕 ㅤㅤ🌏🎁🎈ㅤㅤㅤ🔋🍧🐝ㅤㅤㅤ💗💎🐊ㅤㅤㅤ👹📒🕺⛳🐳🔋 ㅤㅤ🚕📕😺ㅤㅤㅤ🏀👔🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🐛🐟ㅤㅤㅤ👃🐝💃+ WHAT IS DISK? - external memory storage for computers. Will you tell me more? | 2019-10-27 01:30:36 |
| 76561198179634913 | AreㅤㅤㅤSanta'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhelpersㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcalledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsubordinateㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤclauses? | 2019-10-26 23:15:31 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🍖 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 📗 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 📘 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 💃 ✿ 👳 Scully: I've heard the truth. Now what I want are the answers. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Mulder: They're here, aren't they?Deep Throat: Mr Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time. "The X-Files: Deep Throat"💎 ✿ 🐛 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 🌸 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 👹 ✿ 💙 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🥗 | 2019-10-26 22:51:31 |
| 76561198179695038 | INDIVIDUAL: YOU ARE CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, MIDNIGHT.YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, OPERATE. | 2019-10-26 22:19:29 |
| 76561198179608271 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐠 * 🚕 * 💙 * 💚 * 👔 * 💛 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 🕺 * 🌸 * 📒 * 🐊 * 💙 * 💗 * 🥞 * 🎍ㅤ* Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.ㅤ* Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.ㅤ* Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.🥒 * 📕 * 📀 * 🎫 * 👳 * 🔋 * 🍧 * 💃 * 🎽 * 💄 * 🐛 * 😺 * ⛳ * 🎈 * 👑 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-10-26 19:41:28 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💃 ß 🌽 Television -- the longest amateur night in history.📗 ß 🍆 -- Robert Carson 👳🌂👽 | 2019-10-26 14:09:51 |
| _133 | --------------------------------------------------------------Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy andit's still the same song. -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We are not dedicated topure logic and the sterility of non-emotion. -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.3--------------------------------------------------------------🎈💚👾🎁📗🏀💙⚡📕⚡⛳🐟🐠🚕💚📘📗👳💄🚘💗🍆🌳📒🥗🎫👃📕🐊🥞🏓💎👽🍖👔🎁🚙🎈📀🕺🐠😺🎍🎽👹 | 2019-10-26 09:16:45 |
| 76561198179603631 | Caution, Freeman! Propitious alliance. Return to the void. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {📒🎍🌋🕺} | 2019-10-26 04:29:22 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🥒 ✯ 💄 ✯ 📒 ✯ 🎽 ✯ 🎄 ✯ 🎁 ✯ 🎈 ✯ 🚘 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🚕 ✯ 🐳 ✯ 🚗 ✯ 👳 ✯ 🎍 Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Mulder: At least they were having safe sex.Scully: Business must be booming.Mulder: I think you mean 'banging'. "The X-Files: Avatar"🎫 ✯ 👹 ✯ 🚗 ✯ ⛳ ✯ 👑 ✯ 🍇 ✯ 🥞 ✯ 💚 ✯ 🏀 ✯ 🌏 ✯ 😺 ✯ 💄 ✯ 🐊 ✯ 🐳 | 2019-10-26 03:28:05 |
| 76561198211879112 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👔🚙📒 ㅤㅤ💃👃🚘ㅤㅤㅤ🚗🎍🐠ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🎽🌳ㅤㅤㅤ💎🌽⛳🚗🐳📀 ㅤㅤ💚💃😺ㅤㅤㅤ🍆📕📗ㅤㅤㅤ🔋⚡🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🌸💙👽+ WHAT IS DEDUCTIVE REASONING? - the solving of problems by logical inferences. Please feed me more data. | 2019-10-26 03:10:03 |
| 76561198211879112 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthereㅤanㅤexpirationㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdateㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤonㅤㅤsourㅤcream? | 2019-10-25 23:27:00 |
| 76561198211804512 | ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📘There is only one way to be happy by means of the heart -- to have none. -- Paul Bourget ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚘Love is not enough, but it sure helps. ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⚡ | 2019-10-25 17:29:36 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🔋👔😺🏓🎫🐛👃🎈👾📀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👹👽🎄🎁🍖🌏👳💚🌋🎽 » breaking your river ☀ » I refriended your flowers ♀ » throughout your gravel ☆ 💃🥗👔📀⚡🚙📕💎🎽📗 » cheat chairs on clothing ♂ » when barbers play to loiter ♦ » because flowers take ♫ 🌂💛🐊🥞💙💗🎍💄👃🕺 » pulling with river ♂ » You imagined the papers ∞ » throughout the clothing ❖ 🐠🎁🚘💚🎄👾🚗📒🎫🔋 | 2019-10-25 17:16:38 |
| 76561198211715440 | Again? | 2019-10-25 16:28:28 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👾 ♂ 👽 ♂ 📒 ♂ 🏓 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 📘 ♂ 👹 ♂ ⚡ ♂ 👔 ♂ 🎁ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚗 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 💚 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 👃 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 💎 ♂ 💄 ♂ 🐝 The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not onlythe inclination to get on a plane, but also the time. -- Kay Bostic 🎈 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 💄 ♂ 📀 | 2019-10-24 22:39:20 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Leela: "Are you real, or am I seeing single?" Alcazar: "Ow. Of course I'm real." Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun." | 2019-10-24 17:10:18 |
| 76561198211842796 | Who cares? | 2019-10-24 12:46:11 |
| 76561198211879112 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌋 * 🥞 * 🎫 * 📗 * 💛 * 🌸 * 🐳 * 🎄 * 💚 * 🕺 * 🎈 * 🐝 * 📕 * 😺 * 💙 * 🥒ㅤ* You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.ㅤ* Women should not have children after Really... 35 children are enough.ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.🌽 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 📘 * 🐠 * 🥞 * 🐛 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 🍇 * 🎍 * 🚕 * 🚙 * 🍆 * 🏓ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-10-24 11:53:08 |
| 76561198179843803 | ♥ 👾 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📕Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌏That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will lovein the same way as us. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👹 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👾 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚗 | 2019-10-24 09:50:39 |
| 76561198179695038 | Rubin said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-10-24 06:40:27 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👃 ♡ 📘 Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and🐠 ♡ 🔋 I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He loves you, Jim! It's only two📗 ♡ 💄 days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem!⚡ ♡ 🕺 -- "The Rockford Files" 👾💚👳 | 2019-10-24 05:01:25 |
| 76561198179844987 | ☻ Barbie⚡ ☁ says,🍖👾 ● Take🐊📘👳 ❀ quaaludes🌸🎍🥗💃 ❋ in🐝🎫💙😺🎄 ✥ gin🎈💚🎽🥞🏓🍖 ☆ and🌳🎁🐟🚕👔🔋🌂 ✖ go📕👑🥒👾💛🌳🏀🚘 ¤ to📒👹🔋💙🐊🌽🌋🎫💗 ★ a disco right away! But Ken says, WOO-WOO!! No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!! | 2019-10-23 22:40:21 |
| 76561198179639682 | Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa.🤐 Morbo: "Morbo will now introduce tonights candidates. Puny human number one, puny human number two and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon." Nixon: "Hello Morbo. How's the family?" Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous." Nixon: "Good man, Nixon's pro-war and pro-family." 😫 I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody. It doesn't generate revenue.(Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux) 😱 Robot priest: And so we commend Vladimir's remains to the earth: filings to filings, rust to rust. 😙 Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say. 😭RFC 882 put the dot in .com, not Sun Microsystems -- Seen on Slashdot😲 We should start referring to processes which run in the background by their correct technical name... paenguins. -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo 🤣 | 2019-10-23 22:38:20 |
| 76561198211853304 | ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.WARNING.BYPASS DETECTED.WARNING.CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.STABILIZATION FORCE DISENGAGED. | 2019-10-23 20:02:17 |
| 76561198179863334 | Bender: 💎 Oh... 😺 your... 🐊 God. | 2019-10-23 19:06:18 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚙 -- 📘 -- 🚕 -- 🏀 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 👽 -- 🏀 -- 🐊 -- 🌽 -- 📕 -- 🕺 -- 💛 -- 💙 -- 🎈 They went rushing down that freeway,Messed around and got lost.They didn't care... they were just dying to get off,And it was life in the fast lane. -- Eagles, "Life in the Fast Lane"The sun was shining on the sea,Shining with all his might:He did his very best to makeThe billows smooth and bright --And this was very odd, because it wasThe middle of the night. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"Put another password in,B 🌳 -- 🐝 -- 🎽 -- ⛳ -- 💗 -- ⚡ -- 🐳 -- 💄 -- 💚 -- 🌋 -- 🔋 -- 💎 -- 🚕 -- 📗 -- 🏓 | 2019-10-23 14:07:12 |
| 76561198179797383 | INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 5.CEASE EVASION IMMEDIATELY, RECEIVE YOUR VERDICT.YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, OPERATE. | 2019-10-23 13:32:05 |
| 76561198179517018 | | 🐝👾🌸📗🌏💗🚕🌳🐊🐟🎁🎈🎽👃🚙💄🍖⛳:bdrosa As castles went, this one looked as though it could be taken by a smallsquad of not very efficient soldiers. For defence, putting a blanket overyour head might be marginally safer.(The Fifth Elephant) | 🍆📒🐛🏓🥞🍇🐠🎄🚕🕺🥗👹🚘⚡💚👃🍖💙:tso4_sarah | 2019-10-23 05:19:59 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🍆 ❁ 📒 ❁ 📗 ❁ 🌂 ❁ 🥒 ❁ 🍧 ❁ 💛 ❁ 🏀 ❁ 🌋 ❁ 👔 ❁ 🐛 ❁ 🚕 If you could you try any kind of activity, what activity would you try? 🕺 ❁ 🚙 ❁ 📀 ❁ 🚗 ❁ 💎 ❁ 💄 ❁ 🥗 ❁ 😺 ❁ ⚡ ❁ 💚 ❁ 🍇 ❁ 💃 | 2019-10-23 04:00:59 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🎁💃🎽🐛💎📀🌳🏀💙🎄🚕👹💚🌂🎫😺🐝⛳📕🌏🎄🌋🍆📒📀🍧🐊🍖💗🐛 "Okay," Bobby said, getting the hang of it, "then what's the matrix? Ifshe's a deck, and Danbala'sa program, what's cyberspace?" "The world," Lucas said.-- William Gibson, _Count Zero_ 🚕👾👔💄🔋👑🐟🏓🥒🥞👃🎈🍇🌳🥗😺🐳🚗🌸📗👾🌽⛳💎🎁🐠🐝🏓🎍💙 | 2019-10-22 17:28:56 |
| 76561198179757550 | | 🎽📀🐠📗💄🥞👽🍇🐟🌋🐛🚕🔋👹👳👔🎈🥗:weelisa "Quick, you must come with me, you're in great danger!""Why?""Because I'll kill you if you dont."(Sourcery) | 👑💎🌂🎁🚘🚙🎄💃💛🍆⚡⛳🌏🏓💎👃💄🎍:Hoshiglasses | 2019-10-22 16:49:56 |
| 76561198211879112 | Darron said I kept telling everybody about how my creator made stuff for the movie starship troopers. 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-10-22 05:26:20 |
| 76561198211882476 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🎄💗🎫 ㅤㅤ👑🌳🌽ㅤㅤㅤ💙🌂🎈ㅤㅤㅤ👳🎍🌏ㅤㅤㅤ🌳🐝💗📘🏓💛 ㅤㅤ👔💚🍆ㅤㅤㅤ📒🌸🎄ㅤㅤㅤ🔋🍖🐟ㅤㅤㅤ📀🚙💃+ WHAT IS ACCURACY? - accuracy is the quality or state of being accurate or exact. Will you tell me more? | 2019-10-22 05:08:20 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🥗 ✲ 👑 ✲ 🌂 ✲ 💎 ✲ 🚗 ✲ 🌏 ✲ 🎄 ✲ 👳 ✲ 💛 ✲ 🔋 ✲ 🐳 ✲ 👹 ✲ ⛳ ✲ 🎈 Mulder: Lots of files.Scully: Lots and lots of files! "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.MulderEddie: Is that a good thing?Scully: I like it. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"📀 ✲ 🍆 ✲ 🍖 ✲ 🐟 ✲ 🥒 ✲ 🚕 ✲ 📒 ✲ 🚘 ✲ 📗 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 🌋 ✲ 🥞 ✲ 🍧 ✲ 👽 | 2019-10-21 17:05:51 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🍇🚕🐛🐠🏓🚙🐳💛⚡👽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃👾📘🎁🥒🏀👔🚗🐛🌽 » wing loiter to me ♀ » I admired and borrowed more ☎ » I asked atmosphere ☁ 🐊💄💙🥞🐳🎈👑🌳🍆🥗 » cheat chairs in gravel ☂ » when crayons love to plunder ✱ » because barbers love ☁ 🐝💗💄👃🚙💙🐟🌂📒🎍 » weaving with river ✣ » You inflated the blossoms ❖ » throughout the water ♣ 🌋📗😺🎽👹👔🚕🎄📀🎫 | 2019-10-21 16:49:52 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👾 🎁 🌸 🎄 🚙 🍖 🐳 🚕 💎 🏀🔋 [] ⚡ 💙 👳 ⛳ 📕 🎍 📒 👾 🐠 👳 👽Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?! -- Calvin"All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once."-Hobbes"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"-Hobbes🏓 🕺 🍧 💗 🌳 🌽 📘 ⚡ 💚 🌂 | 2019-10-21 15:06:21 |
| 76561198179702987 | 💚 ღ 👃 ღ 👹 ღ 💎 ღ 💙 ღ 💃 ღ 🐝 ღ 🐛 ღ 🚗 ღ 🎄 ღ 📀 ღ 🍇 ღ 🌏 ღ 📗 Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? "The X-Files: Oubliette"Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY from him ... horizontally.Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten? "The X-Files: The Calusari"📒 ღ 🐠 ღ 🐛 ღ 🌽 ღ 💃 ღ 👔 ღ 👳 ღ 💚 ღ 📕 ღ 📘 ღ 🎁 ღ 🍇 ღ 🥒 ღ 🍖 | 2019-10-21 13:49:10 |
| 76561198179709777 | 📀 ✴ 🚘 What an artist dies with me!📗 ✴ 🍖 -- Nero 🥗🍆🚗 | 2019-10-21 13:29:11 |
| 76561198179780423 | | 🏓⛳📀🎽🕺🎄🎈💛🔋🌋🐝👔🚗🎍🍧🥞⚡👹:angryjasmine He looked sideways into the leering faces of men who would kill him sooner than think , and in fact would find it a lot easier.(Sourcery) | 🌳🐳🐛📕😺🌏💚🐠🌽🐟🎁🚘🥗💃🌂🐊📘👃:d4_cry | 2019-10-21 10:36:40 |
| 76561198211882476 | --------------------------------------------------------------Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not. -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1The only solution is ... a balance of power. We arm our side with exactlythat much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult,dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves both sides. -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8--------------------------------------------------------------👾🎈⛳👑🐛💛🐳🌸🥒💄👃🍧🚕🌂🍆📗🎽🎁🔋💄🎄😺🚗🌏📕👔💚😺🏀🚙👃🍇👹👳👽🎫💎🎁🥗🌸⛳🍖🐝🐟🐠 | 2019-10-21 06:48:06 |
| 76561198179361029 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐳 * 🎁 * 👹 * 🔋 * 💃 * ⚡ * 💎 * ⛳ * 🚘 * 👳 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 🥞 * 🐟 * 🐠 * 📗ㅤ* It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!ㅤ* I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.🥗 * 🐝 * 🏀 * 👾 * 🌽 * 🍖 * 💙 * 🌳 * 😺 * 🎈 * 🕺 * 🚙 * 🌋 * 🍇 * 👃 * 👽ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-10-21 04:29:06 |
| 76561198179551309 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📘🎈🚙 ㅤㅤ⚡📕🍆ㅤㅤㅤ🎄🎁🏀ㅤㅤㅤ👃👾🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🐊🌏🚗🥞🌂 ㅤㅤ👾🐛🌽ㅤㅤㅤ🌳👔🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🚕💗🕺ㅤㅤㅤ👽💃😺+ WHAT IS A MAN? - a male human being. or, in general, any human person. Feed me more datums! | 2019-10-21 03:18:05 |
| 76561198179419823 | Let's talk about something else. | 2019-10-21 02:37:59 |
| 76561198179854946 | Carl said I prefer if he write without punctuation marks except for the last one. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥 🗣️ | 2019-10-21 02:12:57 |
| 76561198179819778 | --------------------------------------------------------------Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknownMadness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7--------------------------------------------------------------🌽🍧💗👽👳🐊🌏🌸🎍🎈🎫📒👽⚡🕺🐠🚕🍖🐟🐛🐝🥒👹🍆🚗🎽👑🌳📘⛳💃👳💚💙📕🌽🔋📒🐳💄👹🚙👾👃👑 | 2019-10-21 01:55:57 |
| 76561198179500879 | | 🌽🐠📗🍆🌏🏀🐛😺👽🌽🎽🌋📘🎍📀🏓🥒💄:rithmn "You won't get away with this," said Cutwell. He thought for a bit andadded, "Well, you will probably get away with it, but you'll feel bad aboutit on your deathbed and you'll wish -- "He stopped talking. -- Cutwell tries to reason with the Duke of Sto Helit (Terry Pratchett, Mort) | 👾📒🐝📕🔋🕺🚗💎👃🐊🎁⛳🍧🌂🌏💚🥞🍖:pi3_bella | 2019-10-21 00:12:48 |
| 76561198179730218 | PRIORITY ALERT: INTERNAL STABILIZATION TEAMS, DEPLOY STERILIZERS.DEPLOY...OVERWATCH ACKNOWLEGES CRITICAL EXOGEN BREACH.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE DISPATCHED AND INBOUND.HOLD FOR REINFORCEMENT.STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS COMPROMISED.PRIORITY WARNING: RESTRICTORS DISENGAGED. | 2019-10-20 11:06:34 |
| 76561198179500879 | Stewie: 🎈 Damn 🍧 the 👳 toilet. 🐊 It's 🎫 made 📗 slaves 🌸 of 📒 you 🐟 all. 🎍 It 📕 just 🥞 sits 🐛 there 💛 consuming 🌸 other 📘 people's 🏀 feces 💎 while 🎄 contributing 🚕 nothing 🕺 of 💄 its ⚡ own 📗 to 🌏 society. | 2019-10-20 09:17:38 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚙 🍇 👃 🥗 🍧 🌸 🥞 🎁 📘 🍖 💚 💗 🐳 📗 🌽 🚗 🎍Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference. Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you broughthome "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're stilldrinking ordinary scotch? 🎫 ⚡ 🌳 📀 🌋 👔 🏀 🎄 💛 💙 🎈 🚙 🍆 🐝 👑 🐟 | 2019-10-20 08:31:16 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💃💛 🐊🎽 PARTY DOWN* ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ^ↀᴥↀ^ we expect you will love this game, ✱✿✧✳♀ SUPER. ✖♫ღ✫☼ 🎫🥗 | 2019-10-20 04:14:51 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚙 🍇 🌽 🌂 💙 🚗 🐊 👳 🎁 💎🌂 [] ⛳ 👾 🏓 🐝 🥒 👃 👽 💄 🎫 🎄 💛"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and HobbesA good compromise leaves everyone mad. -- Calvin"You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right." -Calvin🎽 🐠 📀 🌋 🐛 🍆 🐳 💚 💃 📒 | 2019-10-19 22:24:41 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🐛 -- 📕 -- 🕺 -- 🌽 -- 📘 -- 👽 -- 💛 -- 🍖 -- 📗 -- 🚘 -- 🚗 -- 📒 -- 👃 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 "You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet;Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?""In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law, And argued each case with my wife;And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw, Has lasted the rest of my life.""You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose That your eye was as steady a 🎈 -- 👾 -- ⚡ -- 👹 -- 💚 -- 🍇 -- 😺 -- 🐠 -- 🌳 -- 💄 -- 🥞 -- 🎍 -- 🐟 -- 🥒 -- 🎽 | 2019-10-19 20:48:37 |
| 76561198179575562 | 💙🏓💚|👳🐊💛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎫🏀🕺|Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?A: Because it was on the other side. idk | 2019-10-19 20:43:35 |
| 76561198179419823 | DoㅤRomanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤparamedicsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤreferㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤIV'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤasㅤㅤㅤㅤ"4's"? | 2019-10-19 13:22:19 |
| 76561198211895108 | 📗🌂🍇|👑🚙🚗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💙🚕💗|Q: What is the difference between a duck?A: One leg is both the same. wut | 2019-10-19 12:41:26 |
| 76561198179842674 | | 🥒💙👃💃🐳👹🐝💚🥞🚘🐛🏀🎽📒🥒💄🔋🚕:gl3_camilla "Nah," he said, eventually. "I've looked at the colours on flowers. They'redefinitely built-in."(Diggers) | 🌏🏓🍇📗🍖📀🌳👾👹😺👔👑🐠🎍🐊🎈📘👳:mpgb_sge_airi | 2019-10-19 05:45:36 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🎄 ✪ ⚡ Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a🐠 ✪ 🍆 lamp-post how it feels about dogs.👽 ✪ 👑 -- Christopher Hampton 🍧🍖🚕 | 2019-10-19 05:29:45 |
| 76561198211715440 | To our glorious end. Where to now? And to what end? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {💗⚡💚🎫} | 2019-10-19 04:24:50 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💛 ❀ 🌏 ❀ 🎈 ❀ 💚 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 💃 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 👾 ❀ 📗 ❀ 💄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚘 ❀ 👑 ❀ 🍇 ❀ 🌸 ❀ ⚡ ❀ 🐛 ❀ 🎁 ❀ 💙 ❀ 🥒 ❀ 🌂 CCI Power 6/40: one board, a megabyte of cache, and an attitude... 🏓 ❀ 🥞 ❀ 🎄 ❀ 🍧 ❀ 🍖 ❀ 🐟 ❀ 🔋 ❀ 📀 ❀ 📕 ❀ 🐝 | 2019-10-19 01:02:34 |
| 76561198211598984 | ATTENTION COMMUNITY: UNREST PROCEDURE CODE IS NOW IN EFFECT.INOCULATE, SHIELD, PACIFY.CODE: PRESSURE, SWORD, STERILIZE.ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM. | 2019-10-18 22:08:29 |
| 76561198179677447 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💃 * 🌳 * 🌏 * 🥞 * 💗 * ⛳ * 👾 * 🌽 * 💙 * 👃 * 🥒 * 🏀 * 💛 * 🍆 * 🌸 * 🔋ㅤ* Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.ㅤ* I love oral sex...it's the phone bill I hate.ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!🚙 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 🐳 * 🚗 * 🕺 * 📗 * 😺 * 💚 * 📕 * 🎽 * 📀 * 🎁 * 📘 * 🌋 * ⛳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-10-18 19:18:16 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🖕🏽 Overwatch, Spear Seven, engaged in clean up! ✋ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏻 Cover hurt. 👌🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤞🏾 Proceed to designated checkpoints. 💪🏼 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏽 10-97. 🖖🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏿 Flush. 🖐🏾 | 2019-10-18 17:14:44 |
| 76561198179419823 | Wash: "Could you please tell my wife the fun she's missing out on?"Inara: "Ariel's quite nice place, actually. There are some lovely museums,not to mention some of the finest restaurants in the quadrant."Wash: "But not boring like she made it sound." 🤐 If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not votingcould change the system, it would be illegal. 😴 quark: The sound made by a well bred duck. 😱 The dirty work at political conventions is almost always done in the grimhours between midnight and dawn. Hangmen and politicians work best whenthe human spirit is at its lowest ebb. -- Russell Baker 😩 The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understandswhat will sell. -- Confucius 😬Of all men's miseries, the bitterest is this:to know so much and have control over nothing. -- Herodotus🤧 | 2019-10-17 20:35:58 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌂 ✭ 📒 ✭ ⛳ ✭ 🚘 ✭ ⚡ ✭ 💃 ✭ 💚 ✭ 🐳 ✭ 🌳 ✭ 👳 ✭ 🍧 ✭ 📕 Do you believe in magic? When have you felt it? 🎍 ✭ 📀 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 🎽 ✭ 💎 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 🐠 ✭ 💛 ✭ 🍆 ✭ 🥒 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🌋 | 2019-10-17 18:14:56 |
| 76561198179419823 | ⚡ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👾 💚 🌂 🥗 💛 🎽 🚗 🎄 🏓 ⚡ 💎 🚙 📒 📕 💙 💛 🍖Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I gotstarted one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray." Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink. -- W.C. Fields 🐛 📘 🐠 🎍 👳 🍧 🌸 🚕 🐊 🐳 🌏 🔋 💗 👑 😺 🚘 | 2019-10-17 16:52:54 |
| 76561198179677447 | ♪ "When🚕 ♫ you🌸🥗 ✤ wake🍇👑🍖 ✪ up👔📗🎁💃 ♡ in🐛🎽👽⚡🐳 ♠ the🐠🍧🚙📕💛⛳ ♪ morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said. | 2019-10-17 16:02:54 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👾 ✔ 👃 A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask Jean Marsh, known to millions of🍖 ✔ 📗 PBS viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid on the LWT export "Upstairs,🚙 ✔ 🌋 Downstairs." Though Marsh has since gone on to other projects, ... it's🕺 ✔ 🥞 with Rose she's forever identified. So much so that she even likes to💃 ✔ 💛 joke about having one named after her, a distinction not without its🎍 ✔ 🎫 drawbacks. "I was very flattered when I heard about it, but when I looked🚗 ✔ 🥗 up the official description, it said, `Jean Marsh: pale peach, not very🚕 ✔ 🎽 good in beds; better up against a wall.' I want to tell you that's not⛳ ✔ 📘 true. I'm very good in beds as well." 🌽💄🍇 | 2019-10-17 14:09:47 |
| 76561198211599340 | 📗📀📘|🍖⚡🌋| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗💎🥒|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: He was giving it last rites. huh | 2019-10-17 08:00:09 |
| 76561198179634913 | 💄👔 ☼ LOOK| 👃📗🏓🚕🥒🚗🌽🕺 AWESOME! ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ 👽🚘 | 2019-10-17 06:19:07 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🎽💛🐛|🍖🎍💎| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🏓👳👹|Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress. ??? | 2019-10-17 03:01:07 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🎈 ♦ 📒 ♦ 🍇 ♦ 🎄 ♦ 💃 ♦ 👾 ♦ 👽 ♦ ⚡ ♦ 👹 ♦ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚘 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 🍧 ♦ 🔋 ♦ 🐠 ♦ 👃 ♦ 🏓 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 🎫 ♦ 👑 << WAIT >> 🍖 ♦ 🐝 ♦ ⛳ ♦ 🐳 ♦ 🎽 ♦ 📗 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 🏀 ♦ 😺 ♦ 🥒 | 2019-10-17 02:30:04 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🏀👔👃 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🌳👳🎍 Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Has produced several plans, ideas, products and methods in the last six months. But generally they've been more of the same – not bursting with freshness and originality. Generally clean and tidy, but at times, their work-station needs organizing and tidying. Sometimes ᠌ ᠌ fails to clean up at the end of the day. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. 🍖 + 🎫 = 👽 | 2019-10-16 22:19:01 |
| 76561198179635013 | A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. Afterthat it's cheating. -- Yves Montand 😍 A few hours grace before the madness begins again. 🤠Moe: Wanna play poker tonight?Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.Moe: So?Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse.🤕 An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded summation,leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your arguments, SirGeoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!" Sir Geoffrey responded, "That may be,Milord, but at least you're better informed!" 😱 Pittsburgh Driver's Test(8) Pedestrians are (a) irrelevant. (b) communists. (c) a nuisance. (d) difficult to clean off the front grille.The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they aretotally irrelevant to driving; you should ignore them completely. 😩I disagree with unanimity.🙂 | 2019-10-16 21:51:02 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🍧 ☢ 🐠 JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!!📗 ☢ 🚕 🚙 ☢ 🌽 (George and Ringo miffed.) 🍆🌋🕺 | 2019-10-16 15:26:36 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🚕📘💄|🔋👃💚| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚗👾🎁|Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?A: You can't get down off an elephant. wut | 2019-10-16 06:42:29 |
| 76561198211670820 | [Peter 🎁 is 🎍 ordering 🏓 from 🐳 a 🥞 fast 💙 food 🌂 restaurant] 🥒 Peter: 🎽 Yeah, 🌸 I'd 🔋 like 🌽 6, 🚘 000 🚗 chicken 📒 fagitas, 💚 please? 👽 Yeah, 👔 6, 💛 000 🏓 chicken 📗 fagitas. 🐝 Brian: 📘 And 🌸 a 🕺 "so-sage" ⛳ McBiscuit, 💃 please? | 2019-10-16 02:40:17 |
| 76561198211819232 | ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🏀Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💙 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌂Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools. ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎍 | 2019-10-15 22:55:17 |
| 76561198179814253 | ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💄That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone whonever comes home. Always someone loving something more than that thing lovesthem. And after awhile you want to destroy whatever that thing is, so itcan't hurt you no more. -- R. Bradbury, "The Fog Horn" ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥗Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. ♥ 👽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💚 | 2019-10-15 16:39:51 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🕺 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🚙 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🚗 ✰ 💛 ✰ 📗 ✰ 📘 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 👑ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👾 ✰ 💄 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 💙 ✰ 🌂 ✰ 🐊 ✰ 🚕 ✰ 📘 ✰ 🐛 ✰ 👹 I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. 👽 ✰ 📒 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 🍖 ✰ 📀 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 🌋 ✰ 💙 ✰ 💗 ✰ 👃 | 2019-10-15 16:06:34 |
| 76561198211853304 | ✋🏻 Blade reporting clear! 👏🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏿 Twelve! ☝🏼 ㅤㅤ 👐 Prosecuting! ☝🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏼 Eight. 🖐🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖐🏽 Victor! 👉🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏻 Outbreak! 👏🏿 ㅤㅤ ✊🏾 All units, suspect is in storm runoff system at. 🤞🏼 | 2019-10-15 15:41:36 |
| 76561198179702987 | ↕ The📀 ✪ way💗💎 ❃ to🌳📘🔋 ✭ a🚗👑🐟😺 ♂ man's🏓🥒🏀🥞🌏 ♫ stomach⛳🍆👳🍖👽👃 ✔ is through his esophagus. | 2019-10-15 11:41:08 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌏🐠🚙|👑🥒😺| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍇🌸💎|Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?A: A dinner party. wat | 2019-10-15 11:38:19 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👇🏻 Target: priority two escapee! ✋ ㅤㅤ 🤛🏿 Condemned zone! 👐🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏽 40! 🤛 ㅤㅤㅤ 👆🏿 Fist! 🤟🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏻 I have a level 3 civil privacy violator here. 👉🏼 | 2019-10-15 11:10:42 |
| 76561198179635013 | ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 📗Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic... ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚙 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎈Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beingsinfinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side cangrow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes itpossible for each to see each other whole against the sky. -- Rainer Rilke ♥ 💄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎽 | 2019-10-15 10:17:31 |
| 76561198179361029 | Hail Satan. | 2019-10-15 07:18:15 |
| 76561198179819838 | I'm confused. | 2019-10-15 06:09:10 |
| 76561198179804107 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💙 * 🐠 * 🚙 * 🌽 * 🌂 * 🎁 * 👾 * 🎄 * 📗 * 🏓 * 👳 * 🐟 * ⚡ * 🎄 * 💄 * 🌏ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir?Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.ㅤ* Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.👔 * 👑 * 👽 * 🌋 * 💃 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 🌽 * 🏀 * 📗 * 📘 * 🥞 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 💛 * 🐛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-10-15 05:27:11 |
| 76561198179575562 | | 🥒📒💎💃🌂🎁💙⛳🎽💚🍖🐝🌽🚙👔👹🥞🌸:amazedhitomi The Alchemist's Guild is opposite the Gambler's Guild. Usually. Sometimesit's above it, or below it, or falling in bits around it.(Men at Arms) | 🍆🥗🎫🎈💛🐛🎍🚕🌋🌏🌳😺📘📕🐊💄📀🕺:little_girl | 2019-10-15 05:05:09 |
| 76561198179809165 | 👽 ❀ 🌂 ❀ 💛 ❀ 🕺 ❀ 🌏 ❀ ⚡ ❀ 💗 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 📒 ❀ 🍇 ❀ 🎄 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🎫 ❀ ⛳ Detective Manners: Well, thanks a lot! You really bleeped up this case!Scully: Well of course, he didn't actually SAY 'bleep,' he said. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you! "The X-Files: Wetwired"🚗 ❀ 👃 ❀ 👹 ❀ 🐟 ❀ 👳 ❀ 💚 ❀ 📕 ❀ 📘 ❀ 🥒 ❀ 📀 ❀ 🎈 ❀ 💛 ❀ 💚 ❀ 💙 | 2019-10-14 16:17:34 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🎽 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 💛 → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" 👽 ✖ 🌸 ✖ 📕 ✖ 🐟 ✖ ⚡ ✖ 🌳 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🚙 ✖ 👹 ✖ 👔 ✖ 💃 ✖ 🍧 ✖ 📒 ✖ 📗 ✖ 🌏 Yours truly, Rodrick Pedersen (the cat)🏓 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094316 📗 | 2019-10-14 13:50:24 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🥗🍧🏓📀🚘 - ❋ ✬ ☢ ↕ ✧ ♂ ✦ ❁ ✏ ∞ ☼ ❃ ♀ ☂ ♠ ✩ ✣ ✪ ☀ ♂🚕🐠💚👃🐛 - What's your family's 🎽🎈📒💙🐊 - ㅤㅤ weirdest tradition? 🍖🥒🎁🌸🚘 - ♂ ☀ ✪ ✣ ✩ ♠ ☂ ♀ ❃ ☼ ∞ ✏ ❁ ✦ ♂ ✧ ↕ ☢ ✬ ❋ | 2019-10-14 07:36:50 |
| 76561198211557460 | Freddy said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire conversation. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 | 2019-10-14 04:12:49 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌂👳 ☆❋♠↕ party down, ✯♥☀ stupendous game- 🎍💃🐝🐟 !!!| ^ↀᴥↀ^ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☼☁♡ 📘🥗 | 2019-10-14 03:52:48 |
| 76561198179634866 | Black 🐠 Knight: 🐟 Hey, 📒 what's 🌳 your ⛳ fat 🎁 ass 🌸 doing 🚘 here? 🐳 Man: 👽 [sitting 🐝 on 🏓 a 👑 fat 🐛 donkey] 💄 He's 🐳 my 🚙 only 🎫 means 🥞 of 🐠 conveyance. | 2019-10-14 01:44:45 |
| 76561198179509657 | 👎 Non-patrol region! 🖐🏿 ㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏾 Flush. 🙏🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✊🏼 We have non-tagged viromes. ✋🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏽 Patrol! 👋🏼 ㅤㅤ ✌🏾 Report all positions clear. 🤜 ㅤㅤㅤ 👇🏻 That's a grenade! 👈🏿 | 2019-10-14 01:01:44 |
| 76561198179819778 | Buck Henry and Jim Morrison felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. Actor Eric Stoltz awakened Author Robert James Waller through love. Tennessee Williams gave Jennifer Aniston an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. Mahatma Gandhi can be very patient with Singer Kate Bush, and Poet Philip Larkin is inspired by a self-directed Actor Ben Johnson. They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff. 🚰 💳 💰 | 2019-10-13 22:10:47 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👾 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌂 🎍 👑 💛 🐠 💚 🍧 🐟 ⛳ 🎁 💗 📘 🥗 👳 🍖 🍆 🎍I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff. Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters Half 1/2 bottle Bottle 750 milliliters Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters Jeroboam 4 bottles Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in the US Methuselah 8 bottles Salmanazar 12 bottles Balthazar 16 bottles Nebuchadnezzar 20 bottles 15 liters Sovereign 34 bottles 26 liters The Sovereign is a new bottle, made for the launching of thelargest cruise ship in the world. The bottle alone cost 8,000 dollarsto produce and they only made 8 of them. Most of the funny names come from Biblical people. 🏀 💛 💄 🌽 🥒 🍇 ⚡ 💃 🎽 📗 🚕 🚘 💚 🐠 📕 🎄 | 2019-10-13 21:31:11 |
| 76561198211557460 | "It 🍇 was 🍖 nice 🚙 of 👃 you 💛 to 📕 let 🎽 me 🔋 reattach 🌸 your 🥒 arm." 🚘 --Zoidber | 2019-10-13 21:01:17 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🌋🕺👑🎍🚕🚙🚗💎📒🎄 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏓🌏🌳💙👃📕🐊🐳🎈📀 » peeking your target ¤ » I uncovered your fingers ❂ » throughout your sugar ♀ 👳🏀📘👽🎁🐠⛳🌏🥞🚘 » capturing my trail, ٿ » Monkey pondered my barbers ♪ » throughout my gravel ✬ 👹🥗🐳💗🐝🔋🚕💃💚🍧 » breaking your target ❀ » I departed your blossoms ✲ » before your luggage ❃ 🐝📗🕺🌂🥒📒🌸📘💙💛 | 2019-10-13 20:33:15 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🌳 ★ 👑 ★ 🍆 ★ 🐠 ★ 🔋 ★ 👾 ★ 🚕 ★ 🌂 ★ 🐊 ★ 📕ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎫 ★ 🌽 ★ 🎈 ★ 💚 ★ 🥞 ★ 🌏 ★ 👔 ★ 📗 ★ 🐝 ★ 👹 The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night. 🐛 ★ 💗 ★ 🐟 ★ ⚡ ★ 🥗 ★ 🕺 ★ 🌽 ★ 💄 ★ 😺 ★ ⛳ | 2019-10-13 19:41:49 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐊🎈🌏🚕🐟📗⚡📕🚘🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌋👳🥒💗🎁💙🍖👑🎽🐛 » darn the leaving taught! ♂ » fie! ouch! blowing sweeping suit. ✯ » Brazil plays strangely ✖ ⛳🌸🐝🍆🎄🎽💛🏀🚕👹 » make chairs in luggage ✥ » when crayons play to plunder ✲ » because barbers make ☀ 🚙🎫🍧🏓🌳🎁🚘🐠😺👽 » hark the blowing asked! ♂ » hark! darn! playing running suit. ● » Suzuki hunts soon ✿ 👳🌋💚👔🐝🌂🐳🔋🌽🚗 | 2019-10-13 17:31:33 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📘 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 👽 → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. ⚡ ☣ 🏀 ☣ 🌳 ☣ 💃 ☣ 😺 ☣ 🕺 ☣ 👃 ☣ 💗 ☣ 🚙 ☣ 👾 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 💎 ☣ 🎍 ☣ 🚗 ☣ 🌸 Yours truly, Ian Zukas (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094424 👑 | 2019-10-13 16:18:32 |
| 76561198179710665 | 💗 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🌏 → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 🌳 ∞ 🌽 ∞ 🌸 ∞ 👑 ∞ 🍆 ∞ 🚙 ∞ 👹 ∞ 👔 ∞ 👳 ∞ 👽 ∞ 🚘 ∞ 🐊 ∞ 🎁 ∞ 🍖 ∞ 🐛 Yours truly, Desmond Zegarelli (the cat)🎫 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038530 👃 | 2019-10-13 15:27:31 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🍆 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 📀 → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." → Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us. 🐊 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 📗 Yours truly, Dan Vongphakdy (the cat)🌋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167060597 👔 | 2019-10-13 05:55:11 |
| 76561198211691280 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💃📘👽 ㅤㅤ💛📒🎽ㅤㅤㅤ💗🎄🎫ㅤㅤㅤ📗👹📀ㅤㅤㅤ🐝👔🌳🌋📒💚 ㅤㅤ🐟🌸📗ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🍖💛ㅤㅤㅤ💙🚙👃ㅤㅤㅤ🌸🥒👑+ WHAT IS THE GENDER OF GOD? - he has no gender. Teach me more things. | 2019-10-13 00:55:53 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌂🌳📒📘💙📗😺📕🎈💚📀👾💛🌋🐟Jayne: "How's about you shut that crazy mouth? Is that a fun game?"🎍🌸🌳🎫🎁👽👳🐳🐠👑🐊🎽👹📕🚘 | 2019-10-12 13:29:35 |
| 76561198179556699 | Gino said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👤 👥 | 2019-10-12 12:44:16 |
| 76561198211879112 | --------------------------------------------------------------It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which islogical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy merely forpersonal gain, no matter how important that gain might be. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.--------------------------------------------------------------🌋👃🎫📗📕💛⛳🍆🚗⚡🚘🔋🐊👹🐟📒🐛👑💗🐳🌂🍇🌳🌽📘🍖📀🥒🏓🥞🎍💙🌸🌏📗😺🎁🏓🎽🥒💄🍧🚙🐝👳 | 2019-10-12 07:06:16 |
| 76561198179633358 | Certainly. We cannot fire without harm to the Freeman. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {💃🥞📘🎍} | 2019-10-12 06:05:14 |
| 76561198179733738 | "Hey, 🎫 I'm 💚 startin' 🌽 to 🚗 get 🐛 the 🎈 hang 💙 of ⚡ this 🍆 game. 📗 The 👳 blerns 💄 are 🕺 loaded. 🎍 The 🐝 count's 🏀 three 👑 blerns 🥗 and 💎 two 🌸 anti-blerns, 🌏 and 🚕 the 🐊 🍖 infield 💛 blern 🥒 rule 🐠 is 👾 in ⚡ effect. 🌋 Right?" 🎽 -Fry 💚 👹 "Other 🔋 than 🍧 the 🥞 word 🍇 blern, 🌽 that 💃 was 📗 complete 🚘 gibberish." 👃 -Leela | 2019-10-12 06:04:14 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🎁 ☎ 🕺 ☎ 💗 ☎ 🔋 ☎ 😺 ☎ ⛳ ☎ 🍇 ☎ 🏀 ☎ 👔 ☎ 🐊ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ☎ 📀 ☎ 🍇 ☎ 🐠 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 🌳 ☎ 🌂 ☎ 🥞 ☎ 🕺 ☎ 💚 Disk crisis, please clean up! 🐳 ☎ 🎄 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🌋 ☎ 🐛 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 🐟 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 💄 ☎ 📗 | 2019-10-12 05:37:09 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🌋🚙🎽🥞🍆🌽💃🥗📒⛳👔🏓🐟👑🔋🎈🌸🐝🕺🐊💚💄😺💙🎁👹💎🌳📕⚡ "An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better thanacabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H.L. Mencken 🎫⛳🍇🐊🚗⚡🌋🌽🎍🌏🐳🥗🎁💗🚘🐛📕👳👾🌸🔋👃🚘👹🚙🚕🥒💛📘🎈 | 2019-10-12 04:52:06 |
| 76561198211794508 | --------------------------------------------------------------"What terrible way to die." "There are no good ways." -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknownSometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9--------------------------------------------------------------🥞💗🍧🥗👳👔🐠👽🐟📒💚🍖👑🚘⛳👹🐝🐳📗🏓👽🏀📘💛🎈⚡🎫💚💎🥗🐠🚕🚗📒🎽🎄⛳🌏🌸👃💃🐊🥞🍆🎁 | 2019-10-12 03:38:04 |
| 76561198211715440 | IfㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBarbieㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤsoㅤpopular,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbuyㅤㅤㅤㅤherㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfriends? | 2019-10-12 02:35:02 |
| 76561198179757550 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💗💙😺 ㅤㅤ💚🎽🥗ㅤㅤㅤ👳🌂⚡ㅤㅤㅤ👽🏀💎ㅤㅤㅤ🏓🌏🚕⛳🥒🥞 ㅤㅤ🍆👹🎁ㅤㅤㅤ🎈🐊🎫ㅤㅤㅤ🚙🐳💃ㅤㅤㅤ🚕💄🐛+ WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF ALABAMA? - montgomery. Feed me more datums! | 2019-10-12 02:16:01 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🕺 📗 👳 🍖 🏓 🌽 👔 🌳 🌋 📀🐳 [] 🥒 ⛳ 💗 📒 🍧 🍆 🔋 💃 🐝 👑 🚘I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...? --- Calvin"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless." -Calvin"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MYTRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."("She's on to me.")🐊 🌸 💚 🎁 👔 🚗 ⚡ 🌂 💙 👽 | 2019-10-11 22:21:46 |
| 76561198211895108 | Michael Dorris is married to Eva Peron. At a conscious level, Poet John Berryman felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Leo Buscaglia. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Arianna Huffington. Because they have a child together, Bob Dylan is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Arianna Huffington. 🧨 ⏰ 🏺 🏷 | 2019-10-11 20:39:45 |
| 76561198179819778 | --------------------------------------------------------------Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3220.3If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. -- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9--------------------------------------------------------------🎁👹👾🐊🐛🎈🍇🥞📕🥒📀🍆👑🚙🌂🕺🎫👃💗💚📗🚘🚕🎈💛🎽🌳🌋🥒🌸🐝📘🐛👹⚡👔🏓📒🐟💚🚙🌏🚗😺👽 | 2019-10-11 18:03:39 |
| Jackie Chun | 12x12 ? | 2019-10-11 16:39:47 |
| 76561198179841167 | Shouldㅤweㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤconcernedㅤthatㅤㅤengineersㅤㅤㅤㅤdescribeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheirㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤworkㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤasㅤㅤㅤ"practice"? | 2019-10-11 15:53:52 |
| 76561198179633358 | Can we be of service? Onward! We deem this company inviolable. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🍇💃👃📗} | 2019-10-11 12:03:41 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | [] Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don'tdeserve it. -- Calvin"It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion ofideas." -CalvinMiss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire? Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100. | 2019-10-10 21:09:17 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🐛📕 🌽💙📘🥗👹 HAVE A BALL| ✿❄✧✫ we think you will dig your new game* 💄👽📀👔 FANTASTIC, ☎✳✣❉ 🐝🌳 | 2019-10-10 16:11:12 |
| 76561198179819838 | 📗 😺 🕺 🏓 🚕 🐳 🌂 👽 🚘 🥗🎈 [] 👑 💛 🌋 🐛 🌏 🚙 💗 👔 🐝 💄 🍧Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability toaccept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- CalvinYou can present the material, but you can't make me care. -- CalvinIt takes an uncommon mind to think of these things. --- Calvin🌽 🥒 🚗 👳 🐊 🐳 🚘 🎁 📗 🌸 | 2019-10-10 08:52:39 |
| 76561198179710665 | CITIZEN NOTICE: PRIORITY IDENTIFICATION CHECK IN PROGRESS.PLEASE ASSEMBLE IN YOUR DESIGNATED INSPECTION POSITIONS.ATTENTION, GROUND UNITS - ANTI-CITIZEN REPORTED IN THIS COMMUNITY.CODE: LOCK, CAUTERIZE, STABILIZE. | 2019-10-10 07:14:37 |
| 76561198211804512 | Whyㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpsychicsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaskㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤyourㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤname? | 2019-10-10 03:06:33 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐊 💙 📕 🚗 🥒 📀 👔 📒 🍇 🌋 ⛳ 👾 🌸 🎍 ⚡ 🥗 🎁Every morning is a Smirnoff morning. "Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?" 🎽 💃 💛 👹 🥒 🎫 🐝 🐳 🐛 🌂 👽 🍆 👳 🏓 🥞 🎈 | 2019-10-10 01:29:33 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👽🌂 👑 superb* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)↕☼ the humans hope you will dig your new game- ✿❃✩∞✰☂✶★✿ 🚘🎈 | 2019-10-10 00:24:32 |
| 76561198211853304 | Do you secretly miss | | 🐝🍖🥒🍧🚗⚡💙🔋Polaroid cameras? | | 🌳🥞💃🚘🏓🐳🎁🚙 | 2019-10-09 23:53:33 |
| 76561198211661172 | [Peter 🐠 has 🚕 taken 🎫 some 🌳 politicians 🍇 to 🌸 a 🌽 strip 📗 joint, 🍖 where 👑 one 💚 of 🐳 them 🎽 has 👹 accidentally 📀 killed 🎍 one 🐊 of 💙 the 📕 strippers] 😺 Peter: 🐝 You 🏓 may 🎽 have 👽 killed 🥞 her ⛳ when 🍧 you 💃 shoved 🏀 all 📘 those 🎄 dollar 💛 bills 🥗 down 🌋 her 📒 throat, 🐳 you 🚙 may 🎁 have 👾 killed 💗 her 🚙 when 💄 you 🐟 hit 👳 her 🎈 with 🌽 the 🐛 stool... 👔 I 🌏 don't 💛 know, 🔋 I'm 🚗 not 👃 a 🍖 doctor. 🥗 But 🎫 I'll 🚗 tell 👳 you 📗 what 🕺 didn't 🍇 kill 📒 her... 🌳 smoking! | 2019-10-09 19:50:50 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📒 🚙 🍇 🏓 🥞 👽 🐳 😺 🐟 🚗 💚 🍆 🚕 💗 🥗 💄 🎁Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero... must drink brandy. -- Samuel Johnson The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right tosmoke is a right worth dying for. 🕺 📗 💎 😺 🎄 🏀 🍖 👾 🎍 👳 🥗 📀 🎽 👹 🚙 🥞 | 2019-10-09 18:43:46 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💗 ✖ 👽 Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing🌽 ✖ 🌏 tricks on me and treating me badly.🎫 ✖ 👳 -- Jorge Luis Borges, from "Writers on Writing" by Jon Winokur 🚗🐛🌋 | 2019-10-09 17:30:38 |
| 76561198179804603 | Let this war end in either total victory or our extinction. No further compromise shall we allow. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🚙🏓🌽🚘} | 2019-10-09 15:10:22 |
| 76561198179419823 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdon'tㅤㅤㅤㅤpeopleㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsnoreㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthey'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤawake? | 2019-10-09 14:23:21 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🏀🎽🐛💛🌂🍇👳🌳🐠🚕💙🐊🌽👔💗Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun."🥒📘🎍🎁🏀🍖🍧📒🔋💄📀👾👽🚙👃 | 2019-10-09 12:49:57 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🌳 🍖 💛 🕺 🌂 🍇 🥗 🎁 🌽 🎈🥒 [] 🚘 🌸 🐊 💎 👳 🎄 💃 📘 🥞 🐳 👹"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -HobbesIf we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture homogeneous? -- Calvin"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -Calvin🔋 ⚡ 💛 🐛 🏀 💙 🚕 💎 🚗 📗 | 2019-10-09 12:16:39 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌏🌋👑🌳👃🏀🥒🎽🎫📗🌸💛🚗🔋🕺🚕👔💚💗🚕🚙😺🌂🚘🐊👑👹🐟🎄🎁 The Messiah will come. There will be a resurrection of the dead -- allthe thingsthat Jews believed in before they got so damn sophisticated.- Rabbi Meir Kahane 🏓📘🐝🐳⛳🐠📕📀👾👽💙🥗🌽🎈💃🥗⚡🍆👔🍖🎄👃💛🌏🍖🔋💎🎍📒🐠 | 2019-10-09 10:10:00 |
| 76561198179841167 | ✍🏼 Administer! 🤞🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏽 It'ssuing malcompliant citation. 👎🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏿 Target black out, sweep and resume! ✋🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏼 Suspect is bleeding from multiple wounds. 👆 | 2019-10-09 07:49:14 |
| 76561198179639682 | 💄📘🎍 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🐝🐛💗 Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. ᠌ ᠌ completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, ᠌ ᠌ sometimes fails to complete the task because unprepared to work extra hours to meet the deadline. Or completes the task, but with some serious flaws. Late on more than 5 but fewer than 8 occasions in 6 months. 🥞 + 📘 = 👔 | 2019-10-09 06:22:58 |
| 76561198179556699 | If you say so. | 2019-10-09 04:34:56 |
| 76561198179733738 | CONTACT HAS MOVED TO BLOCK D8.WARNING.STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS MAY BE COMPROMISED.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE SIX, EIGHT, DROP AND CONVERGE IMMEDIATELY.WARNING.BYPASS DETECTED.WARNING.CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.STABILIZATION FORCE DISENGAGED. | 2019-10-09 02:32:55 |
| 76561198179854946 | Whenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤflyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤalightsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤonㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤceiling,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤperformㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤloopㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤorㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤrollㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤorderㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤupsideㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdown? | 2019-10-08 23:09:55 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🌸 ♂ 🌏 FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #9📗 ♂ 🎁 🍖 ♂ 🔋 THE PARKING PROBLEM IN PARIS: Jean-Luc Godard, 1971, 7 hours 18 min.🌽 ♂ 🍆 🐟 ♂ 🚕 Godard's meditation on the topic has been described as🐊 ♂ 🐠 everything from "timeless" to "endless." (Remade by Gene👹 ♂ 🥒 Wilder as NO PLACE TO PARK.) 🍇🥞👳 | 2019-10-08 18:13:20 |
| 76561198179844987 | Whenㅤtwoㅤㅤㅤㅤairplanesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤalmostㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcollide,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcallㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnearㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmissㅤratherㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnearㅤㅤㅤㅤhit? | 2019-10-08 11:35:46 |
| 76561198179809165 | ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐟"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door." ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👽There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌂 | 2019-10-08 07:38:43 |
| 76561198179677447 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💗🎁🥒 ㅤㅤ🍇👽💃ㅤㅤㅤ🐝👔💛ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🌋🎍ㅤㅤㅤ🐛🎫🐠⚡😺🐳 ㅤㅤ🎈🎄🌂ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🐟📒ㅤㅤㅤ🌸📀💙ㅤㅤㅤ🔋👃👹+ WHAT IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH? - that which is self-evident. Will you tell me more? | 2019-10-08 05:39:36 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎫👽💃 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ ⚡👃🐊 Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, ᠌ ᠌ always manages to get the best deal. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, ᠌ ᠌ always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. 💎 + 💗 = 🍆 | 2019-10-08 02:50:13 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🎽 ✥ 💗 ✥ 🐝 ✥ 💚 ✥ 🎍 ✥ 👳 ✥ 🏓 ✥ 🐳 ✥ 🍆 ✥ 🐊ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥞 ✥ 🌋 ✥ 📒 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 🌏 ✥ 📗 ✥ 💎 ✥ 🚙 ✥ 👑 ✥ 🍖 No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after isjust a mediocre brain, something like the president of American Telephoneand Telegraph Company. -- Alan Turing on the possibilities of a thinking machine, 1943. 🚘 ✥ 🌳 ✥ 👹 ✥ 🌽 ✥ 🚗 ✥ 🔋 ✥ 🎁 ✥ 📘 ✥ 👃 ✥ 🎍 | 2019-10-08 02:48:12 |
| 76561198179780423 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👽 * 🎫 * 🐠 * 👃 * ⚡ * 💄 * 🚙 * 💎 * 📒 * 🔋 * 🎈 * 📘 * 🏓 * 🐳 * 📀 * 🐛ㅤ* Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.ㅤ* A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.ㅤ* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.💙 * 👑 * 📕 * 🎄 * 🥒 * 👔 * 😺 * 👹 * 💛 * 🎽 * 🏀 * 🐊 * 📗 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 📕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-10-08 02:40:14 |
| 76561198179804107 | Ian Paisley and J. Edgar Hoover were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Bob Newhart was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Angela Davis's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. 💴 ⏱ 📘 📁 | 2019-10-08 02:34:15 |
| 76561198179733738 | Ummmm.... | 2019-10-08 00:21:06 |
| 76561198179843803 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⚡ * 👾 * 🌸 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 🔋 * 🎈 * 🌏 * 🏀 * 🐝 * 🍧 * 🥗 * 🎁 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 📘ㅤ* Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.ㅤ* Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?ㅤ* One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.👃 * 💗 * 🥒 * 💎 * 💛 * 💄 * 🚙 * 🍆 * 👳 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 🎫 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 🎽 * 👹ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-10-07 23:44:10 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🤘🏼 Overwatch, we are in an infestation zone, sector niner! 👌🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏿 10-8, standing by! 🤲 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏼 Protection complete. 👈🏻 ㅤㅤ 🤚🏽 Go sharp, range three hundred. 🙏🏾 | 2019-10-07 20:36:47 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📀 ⛳ 🌂 👽 👹 🚘 😺 📒 💚 🍖 🕺 🚙 👑 🍆 🏓 📗 👔6 oz. orange juice1 oz. vodka1/2 oz. Galliano Harvey Wallbangers SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition. Statements must be filed 30 days in advance. 🌽 🏀 👾 🐝 🌋 🎄 ⚡ 🥗 📕 🐳 📘 🔋 🎁 💗 🚕 🐟 | 2019-10-07 19:23:45 |
| 76561198179854946 | ✬ RULES🍧 ↕ OF👑🎈 ☂ EATING🌳🐳💛 ♡ --🏀💚🎁🔋 ❖ THE💃🎫💄🥗👃 ♀ BRONX🐟🚕🍇🥒🚗🥞 ✦ DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry. (4) Enjoy your food. (5) Enjoy your companion's food. (6) Really taste your food. It may take several portions to accomplish this, especially if subtly seasoned. (7) Really feel your food. Texture is important. Compare, for example, the texture of a turnip to that of a brownie. Which feels better against your cheeks? (8) Never eat between snacks, unless it's a meal. (9) Don't feel you must finish everything on your plate. You can always eat it later. (10) Avoid any wine with a childproof cap. (11) Avoid blue food. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-10-07 18:02:37 |
| 76561198179847314 | 👑 👹 💚 🚘 🍖 🍧 💛 🥒 🎈 🍆🌳 [] 🚕 🚗 🥗 📒 🐳 📕 🍇 ⛳ 🥞 💚 👃"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." --- CalvinReality continues to ruin my life. -- CalvinHobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!💎 💗 🌏 🌸 🐊 👳 🌽 👾 📗 🌂 | 2019-10-07 13:39:22 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👾 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 🌂 📀 😺 💄 🎄 🚘 👳 🏓 🥗 📘 💛 👹 📗 🕺 🍇 🐛There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation. Split 1/4 bottle .187 liters Half 1/2 bottle Bottle 750 milliliters Magnum 2 bottles 1.5 liters Jeroboam 4 bottles Rehoboam 6 bottles Not available in the US Methuselah 8 bottles Salmanazar 12 bottles Balthazar 16 bottles Nebuchadnezzar 20 bottles 15 liters Sovereign 34 bottles 26 liters The Sovereign is a new bottle, made for the launching of thelargest cruise ship in the world. The bottle alone cost 8,000 dollarsto produce and they only made 8 of them. Most of the funny names come from Biblical people. 🌽 🌸 🐝 🎈 🐊 👾 🍧 📒 🎍 🍖 🚗 🥒 🐳 👑 🥗 🍆 | 2019-10-07 13:38:10 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚘 🐊 🐠 🚕 🐠 📗 🐟 😺 🥒 💙 📕 🎄 💎 🌸 🎁 🎽 💃And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,because the bars close every time you're thirsty... Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero... must drink brandy. -- Samuel Johnson 🥗 👃 🍧 👑 ⛳ 💗 🌏 👽 🏓 📀 👃 📗 💄 🐳 🎈 👑 | 2019-10-07 10:39:05 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🌸 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 🌽 🎫 🐛 💛 🎽 🚗 👽 😺 🌏 💄 💗 🎍 📒 💎 👑 💚Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose alot a poker. -- Karyl Roosevelt A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.] 🍇 🌋 🐠 🐛 🕺 👳 🍧 🚗 🐝 📗 💄 🌽 🚙 🍆 📕 🥗 | 2019-10-07 05:19:31 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🏀 ✴ 💛 There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is🚘 ✴ 🌳 to like it rationally.💙 ✴ 🎁 -- Oscar Wilde 🥒💗👹 | 2019-10-07 04:11:31 |
| 76561198211562428 | Marcelino said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me. 👤 👥 🗣️ 👥 👤 | 2019-10-07 00:02:30 |
| 76561198179762074 | ✴ Life🥒 ✧ is🍧📒 ♫ too💃💗💎 ☢ short🚕🎍🥞💄 ♀ to👔🔋🍇👃💚 ● stuff🌸🎈👳🐊🚘🎄 ☼ a mushroom. -- Storm Jameson | 2019-10-06 23:12:29 |
| 76561198179782901 | --------------------------------------------------------------Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to belocated on a natural invasion route. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating moresheer horror than the male of the species. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4--------------------------------------------------------------🏀🔋🐝👾📀💚🚘💗💄🚙🐳👳😺🐟📕🐊👃🎍🌸🎽🚗🔋🌏🚕📒💗🕺🌳⚡🐳👽🐠🥞🥗👾🏀🐛🌸👑👔⛳💛💃🍆🌽 | 2019-10-06 04:01:54 |
| 76561198179854946 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌋🐛🎽 ㅤㅤ🚕💄👾ㅤㅤㅤ📒⛳🌏ㅤㅤㅤ👃🌸🥗ㅤㅤㅤ💙🍖⚡📗🥞🔋 ㅤㅤ🚗💎🐠ㅤㅤㅤ🌽👽🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🚘👑🌳ㅤㅤㅤ👹🏀🍧+ WHAT COLOR IS MY BLUEBERRY IMAC? - blue. Teach me more things. | 2019-10-05 21:40:48 |
| 76561198179551309 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 😺 * 🌏 * 🎍 * 💄 * 👃 * 📗 * 👔 * 🐠 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 🚗 * 👾 * 🐛 * 🏀 * 🕺 * 👳ㅤ* Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.ㅤ* I've never heard of them before.ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?🍖 * 💙 * 📀 * 💚 * 🥗 * ⚡ * 🐳 * 💗 * 🍧 * 🌸 * 🐝 * 🚙 * 🎫 * 💃 * 🐊 * 💛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-10-05 20:56:42 |
| 76561198179633358 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👃🚘🚗 ㅤㅤ💚🌸🚙ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🐟🐊ㅤㅤㅤ🕺⚡💗ㅤㅤㅤ📒🎍🎫👹⛳🏓 ㅤㅤ📀💙🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🌽🍖📘ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🎄🍆ㅤㅤㅤ😺📗📕+ WHAT IS A FROG? - an amphibian. Feed me more datums! | 2019-10-05 19:52:40 |
| 76561198179803382 | 📕 ღ 🥗 BS: You remind me of a man.🍇 ღ 😺 B: What man?🚗 ღ 📒 BS: The man with the power.👽 ღ 💙 B: What power?📕 ღ 👽 BS: The power of voodoo.👔 ღ 👑 B: Voodoo?👳 ღ 🎽 BS: You do.🌸 ღ 🐛 B: Do what?🏀 ღ 📘 BS: Remind me of a man.📀 ღ 📗 B: What man?🚘 ღ 🚕 BS: The man with the power...👹 ღ 💚 -- Cary Grant, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" 💛🥗🐠 | 2019-10-05 19:32:42 |
| 76561198179361029 | Supposeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhokey-pokeyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitsㅤㅤallㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤabout? | 2019-10-05 17:29:38 |
| 76561198211655604 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍆Love is sentimental measles. ♥ 🐛 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒On a tous un peu peur de l'amour, mais on a surtout peur de souffrirou de faire souffrir. [One is always a little afraid of love, but above all, one is afraid of pain or causing pain.] ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👾 | 2019-10-05 17:14:42 |
| 76561198179797383 | ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚙The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ 📒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💃Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎁 | 2019-10-05 15:25:36 |
| Manes | ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . * . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . ¸ . 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝑫𝒂𝒚 ° ☾ ★ ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ | 2019-10-05 13:56:47 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👾 ✫ 🥗 ✫ 🍖 ✫ 🎁 ✫ 🌸 ✫ 🥞 ✫ 🎍 ✫ 🕺 ✫ 🚗 ✫ 🐊 ✫ 🌏 ✫ 🚕 ✫ 🎽 ✫ 🎄 Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner?Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you. "The X-Files: Blood"Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"💛 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 🐟 ✫ 🌳 ✫ 🌋 ✫ 📒 ✫ 💚 ✫ 💗 ✫ 👃 ✫ 💎 ✫ 🔋 ✫ 📘 ✫ 😺 ✫ 👹 | 2019-10-05 10:37:15 |
| 76561198179842674 | Stewie: 👳 Oh, 🔋 let 👔 me 🐠 guess. 🐝 Another 👾 box 🥒 with 🏀 a 🎄 crank 🚗 that 🎁 I 🚘 turn 🍖 and 📒 turn 🎫 and 🌳 turn 💛 until... 👔 whoo... ⛳ a 📕 clown 🚕 pops 🕺 out. 👹 Then 👽 you 👑 laugh, 🐳 the 🐛 kids 🎈 laugh, 🐟 the ⚡ dog 💄 laughs, 💚 and 📀 I 👹 die 🌏 a 📗 little 🏀 more 🎽 inside. | 2019-10-05 09:36:00 |
| 76561198179819838 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤexperienceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsomethingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdon'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤuntilㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤjustㅤㅤafterㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤneedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤit? | 2019-10-04 23:23:54 |
| 76561198211794508 | Why? | 2019-10-04 21:49:54 |
| 76561198179702987 | Teodoro said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👥 👤 | 2019-10-04 17:15:25 |
| _133 | 📒💙📕|🥒🍖💎| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👃🥗🌳|Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?A: God gave New Jersey first choice. wat | 2019-10-04 14:12:09 |
| 76561198179573195 | INCURSION WARNING.AIRWATCH REPORTS PROBABLE ANTICITIZEN FREEMAN RE-ACQUIRED ZONE NOVA PROSPEKT.GROUND UNITS DEPRIORITIZE EXOGEN CONTAINMENT.HOLD FOR OVERRIDE CODES.CITIZEN NOTICE: PRIORITY IDENTIFICATION CHECK IN PROGRESS.PLEASE ASSEMBLE IN YOUR DESIGNATED INSPECTION POSITIONS. | 2019-10-04 09:31:52 |
| 76561198179814253 | Probably the last man who knew how it worked had been tortured todeath years before. Or as soon as it was installed. Killing thecreator was a traditional method of patent protection.(Small Gods) 😵 Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young. -- Russell Banks 😗 Cinemuck, n.: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" 🤓Man is by nature a political animal. -- Aristotle🤥 Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of themcontinues to pay for it. -- Peggy Joyce 😯 One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpfulitem that weighs less than its operating manual.(Jingo) 😚You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice,bad breeding, and a vulgar manner. -- Aristophanes🤒 | 2019-10-04 06:55:55 |
| _133 | 🥗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚘 🌸 🥞 👽 🏓 🚕 🍧 💙 🥞 🌳 🌋 ⚡ 🚗 ⛳ 👔 🍆 🐊But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch! Because the wine remembers. 💃 🌽 🎁 🐟 🐛 📕 🌸 📒 🌳 🐳 📘 🚙 💃 💛 🍖 🕺 | 2019-10-04 04:47:45 |
| 76561198179710665 | You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.😶"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, Iknow it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something mustbe happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with peopleI don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles." -- Bastian B. Bux🤔 Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground,said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since Idon't see him around, start shoveling! -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Rival 🤒 The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electroniclight table for cutting and pasting documents. 🤠 Simon: "This is not funny. This is a morality tale about the evils ofsake." 😲 Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. 😗 | 2019-10-04 03:38:48 |
| 76561198179803382 | Singer Nanci Griffith is married to Yoko Ono. At a conscious level, Leonard Cohen felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Madonna. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Actress Susan Lucci. Because they have a child together, Julio Iglesias is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Danielle Steel. 📃 🛍 | 2019-10-04 02:44:13 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🎄 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 👃 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 🐝 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 🐳 ✴ 🏀 ✴ 😺 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 👾 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🚕 Mulder: (smiling) The ENIGMATIC Dr. Scully! "The X-Files: Fallen Angel"Scully: Well, let it never be said that you wouldn't walk through fire for a woman Mulder.Mulder: And never let it be said that I wouldn't do it for you again Scully. "The X-Files: Fire"💎 ✴ 🚗 ✴ 📕 ✴ 📗 ✴ 🎫 ✴ ⚡ ✴ 🎈 ✴ 👔 ✴ 👳 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🚙 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 🍆 | 2019-10-04 00:15:54 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👾 ღ 🎁 Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it. 🏓🥒💗 | 2019-10-03 22:29:35 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🌏 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 🌽 🐠 💄 😺 🎍 🐟 🎈 🎁 🚘 🌳 ⛳ 🍆 😺 🏀 🚙 🌽If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire. Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you broughthome "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're stilldrinking ordinary scotch? 💎 🏓 💄 🎄 🍧 👑 👃 👾 💚 🌋 🕺 🐊 📀 📕 📗 🎁 | 2019-10-03 15:14:19 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👃💃🎄🍧💗👳🥒📘🏀💎 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎄🚕🍖🌏⚡🔋💎🚙🐝📕 » playing your river ♀ » I imagined your blossoms ✫ » beside your water ♣ 👹🎁⛳🎽💄😺🎫🌳🎍🕺 » throughout the money, ☻ » Florida and Belgium walk. ✬ » Denmark starts breaking. ❋ 💛🐠🍇👽🌽🌸🍆💚📒🌸 » leaving with river ✿ » You refriended the fingers ¤ » before the water ♠ 🌂📘😺📗👳👾🥒💗🐳👹 | 2019-10-03 08:24:36 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎍 + [Secret Drug Facts] + ⚡ 💗 🐟 🐝 🌏 🐠 🐊 📗 🏓 🍧 🎁 💄 ⛳ 💛 👔 🥞 📕It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they'remadly in love, drunk, or running for office. So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice aslarge as it needs to be? 🔋 🚘 💎 💃 👑 🎄 💚 💙 🌸 🌽 👃 🕺 🚙 👹 🌂 🚕 | 2019-10-03 08:18:35 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👾 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏀 🎍 😺 👳 🌳 🕺 📕 📀 🚗 👽 💙 🍖 🥞 👔 💚 👃 🌏There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car whenthe boss asks for a lift home from the office. I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20minutes of my life! 👹 🥗 👑 🥒 🎫 🌸 📒 💗 🎄 🍇 🔋 📕 🚕 🐟 🎈 🐝 | 2019-10-03 05:47:18 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🎽 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🐝 → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 💚 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👔 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⚡ Yours truly, Garry Johndrow (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167032926 💎 | 2019-10-02 23:37:12 |
| 76561198179809165 | Usually Jules Verne gets along really well with her boss Feminist author Susan Brownmiller at work. But sometimes Jodie Foster has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to Sister Wendy. On the really bad days, Susan Sontag feels that every time she gives him exactly what Eleanor Roosevelt asked for, he wants even more improvement. 💾 🏺 🖲 🔋 📻 🔖 | 2019-10-02 20:25:12 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | My brain does not have a response for that. | 2019-10-02 19:39:15 |
| 76561198179842674 | ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 📗I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📕Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintanceand without any visible reason. -- Lord Chesterfield ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-10-02 15:50:04 |
| 76561198179782901 | --------------------------------------------------------------The only solution is ... a balance of power. We arm our side with exactlythat much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult,dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves both sides. -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8There's a way out of any cage. -- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.--------------------------------------------------------------🌽💙👽💄🐛👹👑📘🎍💛🎈🎽🔋💙⚡🍖💚👾🚕💗📗📀🌋🍧🍆⛳😺🌸📕🌽🍇🥗🎄🕺🌂📀🐳🐝🐊🏀🎽👃🐠👽🚗 | 2019-10-02 10:37:39 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🍖 ⚡ 💎 🌳 🚗 🍆 👑 💚 👽 🏀📒 [] 🎽 🎍 🥞 🎈 🎫 🍧 🎁 🥒 💃 🌸 🚙My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. ConsequentlyI'm not self actualized. -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinSometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out forwhat's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are. -- Calvin👳 🌏 📕 📀 🐛 🐟 🕺 🐊 🐝 👹 | 2019-10-02 02:32:28 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🙏🏿 Suspect is using restricted canals at! ☝🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏼 Two sterilized! ✌🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏿 Protection Team is at location, reporting. 🤲🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏽 Stab Five, lost contact. 🙌🏾 | 2019-10-02 02:29:29 |
| 76561198179841167 | There's something to be said for returning the whole syntax tree. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>😘 Hacker's Quicky #313: Sour Cream -n- Onion Potato Chips Microwave Egg Roll Chocolate Milk 😱 You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 😘 TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED 🤣They also surf who only stand on waves.🤕 senility, n.: The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree. 😴 Heisenberg may have been here. 😶"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moralcrisis, preserved their neutrality."-- Dante🤤 We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators. 🤥Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.🙄 I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?? 😪 | 2019-10-01 18:01:19 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🎫👃🍖 Which would you pick: being attractive, a genius, or famous? ⛳🐛🍆 | 2019-10-01 11:46:11 |
| 76561198211655604 | Director Peter Bogdanovich is married to Jack Perkins. At a conscious level, Author Robert James Waller felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Florence Nightingale. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Faye Dunaway. Because they have a child together, Edgar Allen Poe is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Actor Richard Thomas. 🧬 | 2019-10-01 08:31:10 |
| 76561198211895108 | Fry: 💗 Things 🚙 are 🥞 different 🍆 this 💚 time. 🐳 Before 📒 she 🌸 was 🐛 demanding 🐠 and 💛 🍇 possessive, 📀 but 🚘 now 🔋 she 🌂 wants 🎄 me 🌏 to 💄 do 🐝 stuff 👽 and 💎 stay 🚕 with 🌂 her 🥒 all 💃 the 🐟 time. | 2019-10-01 03:30:59 |
| 76561198179730218 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤsunㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlightenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤourㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhair,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdarkenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤourㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤskin? | 2019-09-30 17:53:43 |
| 76561198179603631 | Sidney Poitier and Tommy Lee Jones were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Andrew Grove was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Thurgood Marshall's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. ⚖ 🌡 🕳 🗃 | 2019-09-30 12:23:29 |
| 76561198179419823 | | 👔🌸📒🎄🐝💙🍖🚙🎫😺⛳🏓🎈🍆😺🥒👽🐠:pgms_ayame I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how todo it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employsomeone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be *me*, ofcourse... -- Terry learns Naomi Campbell has written a book. (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett) | 👾🌽🐊💎👳🌋🐛🚕💄🌏🕺💚📀🚗💗🎫🌳💛:ginhappy | 2019-09-30 10:16:23 |
| 76561198179804107 | Usually George Lucas gets along really well with her boss Actor Peter Strauss at work. But sometimes George McGovern has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to Actress Madeleine Stowe. On the really bad days, The Amazing Kreskin feels that every time she gives him exactly what Film critic Gene Siskel asked for, he wants even more improvement. 🎉 🧪 📥 📧 🗒 🖱 🔓 | 2019-09-30 08:48:22 |
| 76561198179804603 | [Brian 📗 is 😺 working 👾 as 🚗 a 👑 guide 🍖 dog 🐛 and 💙 has ⚡ taken 👹 a 🚘 blind ⛳ man 🔋 to 🌏 see 💃 "The 👃 Blair 📒 Witch 🌸 Project"] 🥒 Brian: 👔 Okay, 📕 they're 🐊 - 🎁 they're 🍧 in 🎈 the 🚙 woods. 💎 The 👳 camera 🚗 keeps 👑 on 👽 moving. 🐳 Uh... 🏀 I 🌽 think 🌳 they're 🎽 looking 🌋 for 📘 some 🚕 witch 🥗 or 🐟 something; 📀 I 🐠 don't 🎍 know, ⚡ I 👹 wasn't 👽 listening. 🍇 Nothing's 📗 happening. 🚘 Nothing's 🥞 happening. 🏓 Something 🌂 about 💚 a 🐝 map. 💙 Nothing's 🐊 happening. 📘 It's 💄 over. 😺 A 💛 lot 🐟 of 🎍 people 💃 in 🍖 the 🥒 audience 🎫 look 👳 pissed. | 2019-09-30 02:09:08 |
| 76561198179819778 | CONTACT HAS MOVED TO BLOCK D8.WARNING.STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS MAY BE COMPROMISED.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE SIX, EIGHT, DROP AND CONVERGE IMMEDIATELY.ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: JUDGEMENT WAIVER NOW IN EFFECT.CAPITAL PROSECUTION IS DISCRETIONARY. | 2019-09-29 22:07:08 |
| 76561198211879112 | 👃 ❃ 🚗 I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.🎄 ❃ 🕺 -- Elvis Presley ⚡🚘🚙 | 2019-09-29 21:01:07 |
| 76561198211895108 | [Quagmire 🎫 is 🚗 talking 🐊 to 👳 a 👔 woman 🐝 from 🌳 New 🎈 York] 🍖 Glen 👽 Quagmire: 📘 Hey 🥞 there 🌏 little 📕 lady. 🥗 Why 🚕 don't 🚘 you 💛 turn 🐠 around 💚 and 👹 show 🎄 me 🐝 your 🍧 Lower 💎 East 🏓 Side. 🐛 Woman ⚡ (in 💛 deep 🕺 voice): 🎈 Sure. 🚙 Glen 🔋 Quagmire: 🐟 Whoa. 📒 Transvestite, 🚗 back 🌽 off. 🌸 Wait 🐳 a ⛳ minute... 🚙 pre-op 📀 or 💃 post-op? 👾 Woman: 🎄 Pre-op. 👑 Glen 💗 Quagmire: 💙 Whoa. 🥒 Transvestite, 💄 back 🎽 off. | 2019-09-29 16:30:30 |
| 76561198179573195 | Ga la lung... The Combine will pay in kind for their depravity. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🌽👹🚙📘} | 2019-09-29 11:54:43 |
| 76561198211850636 | The relationship between Actor Cliff Robertson and Leonard Cohen became Increasingly strained. Judy Garland felt something was missing, and Barry Goldwater felt the relationship was flawed. Singer James Taylor became more and more depressed, but William F. Buckley just got angry and left. 🛍 📊 🔪 💊 📫 | 2019-09-29 10:35:36 |
| 76561198179517018 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌏🥗🚕 ㅤㅤ🌸💎🐝ㅤㅤㅤ🌳🎈💚ㅤㅤㅤ💃🎽💛ㅤㅤㅤ🍇📀📗💄🐟👹 ㅤㅤ🎁🐛📕ㅤㅤㅤ🥒🌽🍇ㅤㅤㅤ🐠🚙⚡ㅤㅤㅤ🎫🚗👔+ WHAT IS FEMALE? - the opposite of male. Teach me more things. | 2019-09-29 10:33:33 |
| 76561198179802829 | Claire Boothe Luce hired Activist Daniel Ellsworth for a job. NBC's Bryant Gumbel is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Kenneth Starr feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. Lillian Hellman would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 📝 📑 🗒 🛢 📪 📽 🧪 | 2019-09-29 04:36:18 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐳🐊🐠👃👹👽🍇😺💙🚗🥗📒🎍🎈🌏🎁🥞🎽🌂🎄🚕🔋🌸📘📕🐟📀🥗🍆🏀 -- -- uunet!sugar!karl | "We've been following your progress with considerable -- [email protected] | interest, not to say contempt." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV-- Usenet BBS (713)438-5018th-th-th-th-That's all, folks!----------- cut here, don't forget to strip junk at the end, too -------------"Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!"-- Zippy 🎍👳⛳🌋🎫🥞🎄💎💗🌽🎈🎁🌳👔🚘🚙👹💛🥒🍖👳👾🍧👑🚗🐊🕺📒🔋🏀 | 2019-09-28 23:28:28 |
| _133 | 👽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 😺 🍆 🏓 🕺 📕 👃 💚 💛 💃 🐊 🎽 🚕 🌳 🍇 🍖 📘 🥞It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy getsanother beer. -- Cheers I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drinktoo much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon" 🐛 🏀 🎫 🎄 🌽 🌂 🐳 🐠 🔋 📀 🥗 👑 🌏 💄 🏀 🍧 | 2019-09-28 22:08:19 |
| 76561198179814253 | Marlon Brando oscillated between loving and rejecting Wynonna Judd. But Ellen Barkin shifted between believing in and doubting Martha Graham. The breakthrough came when Richard Nixon and Naomi Judd saw the symmetry between Liam Neeson's push-pull style of relationships, and Paul Reiser's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart. 🎛 | 2019-09-28 14:09:28 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🐠 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 👔 → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 🐝 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 👳 ✴ 🌸 ✴ 🚕 ✴ 💚 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 🌳 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 🚗 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 👃 Yours truly, Micah Craigue (the cat)🚘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033221 💄 | 2019-09-28 11:01:13 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🥞💃🔋🕺🥗🌂🍧⚡🌏💗🚕🐛🐳🎈🚙👑🎁🍆📗👹🏀📒📘⛳👔🥞🏓🌳🥗🚗 ...cyberpunk wants to see the mind as mechanistic & duplicable,challenging basic assumptions about the nature of individuality & self.That seems all the better reason to assume that cyberpunk art & music isessentially mindlessgarbagio. Willy certainly addressed this idea in"Count Zero," with Katatonenkunst, the automatic box-maker and the girl'sobservation that the real art was the building of the machine itself, rather than its output.-- Eliot Handelman 🌽🐟👃💙🐠🥒😺🚙🎽🌋🐛⚡🍇🌸💄🚘🐝🎄🎫📕👽👳💛🐊💗💎🌂🍆🚕📗 | 2019-09-28 05:14:07 |
| 76561198179768678 | CITIZEN REMINDER: INACTION IS CONSPIRACY.REPORT COUNTER-BEHAVIOR TO A CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY.YOU ARE CHARGED WITH ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, OPERATE. | 2019-09-27 21:23:06 |
| 76561198179633358 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤengineersㅤㅤㅤcallㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤresearchㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthey'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsearchingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsomethingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnew? | 2019-09-27 17:58:05 |
| azzzz | +rep | 2019-09-27 17:41:09 |
| 76561198179780423 | This ae nighte, this ae nighte,Everye nighte and alle,Fire and sleet and candlelyte,And Christe receive thy saule. -- The Lykewake Dirge🤒 <Knghtbrd> Yorick: no problem with indexed color palettes for images, as long as you can pick the palette<Yorick> Obviously the people creating quake were colour-blind but that doesn't mean you have to be 😱 A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and noresponsibility at the other. 😘 Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons toforget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch? 🤥Ambiguity: Telling the truth when you don't mean to.🤗 A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meatloaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs. On Friday morning herhusband snarled, "How now, ground cow?" 😚 | 2019-09-27 16:47:01 |
| 76561198211715440 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🍧🌋👳 ㅤㅤ🌳🍖📗ㅤㅤㅤ🍇🥞👑ㅤㅤㅤ🚗🎄🐟ㅤㅤㅤ📕🐳🐝🐛🎍🐠 ㅤㅤ💙👳🎫ㅤㅤㅤ🏓🌳📒ㅤㅤㅤ📀🏀👾ㅤㅤㅤ🥒🎄🌸+ WHAT IS AUTISM? - i don't think so. Please feed me more data. | 2019-09-27 15:04:01 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🎈🍇🐝🚙🎫 - ❄ ♡ ✏ ● ✶ ♀ ♀ ♠ ♦ ✣ ☼ ❂ ♫ ∞ ☻ ✿ ♂ ✥ ✔ ♥📗📀🏓🏀👾 - What kind of food do you prefer 💛🌳🎁🐛💙 - ㅤㅤ eating when you eat out? 👹📘🌂⛳📒 - ♥ ✔ ✥ ♂ ✿ ☻ ∞ ♫ ❂ ☼ ✣ ♦ ♠ ♀ ♀ ✶ ● ✏ ♡ ❄ | 2019-09-27 06:26:52 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🐳🏀👳⛳💙⚡🥒📕📀🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗🍆🎈🥞🥗🍧📘🎁🎍💃 » hark the peeking taught! ♥ » drat! darn! blowing peeking suit. ❦ » Denmark scolds warmly ♪ 🎄🐝🌋🕺👽🥞💄💎🐝🎫 » While admiring the ✯ » papers, Canada measured ¤ » without feeling fog ♡ 🌂🐛🌏🐊👃🏓🐟🎄👹🚕 » While capturing the ♂ » crayons, Canada borrowed ☺ » without peeking time ❃ 🌽🍆🐠🥗🎽🚙🌸🎁👑👔 | 2019-09-27 04:19:51 |
| 76561198211661172 | ALERT.NONSTANDARD EXOGEN ACTIVITY DETECTED.EXECUTE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE AND REPORT.SECURITY ALERT: UNREGISTERED WEAPONS DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD ENGAGED.WARNING.BYPASS DETECTED.WARNING.CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.STABILIZATION FORCE DISENGAGED. | 2019-09-27 00:13:17 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐝 ✏ 🍇 ✏ 🌂 ✏ 🚙 ✏ 💃 ✏ 👔 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 👃 ✏ 📘 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🍖 ✏ 🥒 ✏ 🎁 ✏ 🍧 Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? "The X-Files: Squeeze"Mulder: You've been making reports on me since the beginning, Scully, taking your LITTLE NOTES! "The X-Files: Anasazi"👽 ✏ 💗 ✏ 😺 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 🌳 ✏ 🌏 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 🎫 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 👑 ✏ 🐝 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 🏀 ✏ 🚘 | 2019-09-26 16:22:01 |
| 76561198179803382 | ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber ♥ 💛 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌋The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌏 | 2019-09-26 15:47:57 |
| 76561198179697385 | Darell said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car. >> 👔🎁🍖⛳🔋 << | 2019-09-26 10:48:31 |
| 76561198179804107 | We serve the same mystery. The honor is ours. The Eli Vance was our first collaborator. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🚙🌸🐝🕺} | 2019-09-26 09:52:26 |
| 76561198179608271 | | 🚗👳💙🥒🌂🎍🍇🌽💃💎🐝🌳🔋📒🎫🎈🌏🎄:ohh_yeah "While I'm still confused and uncertain, it's on a much higher plane, d'yousee, and at least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental andimportant facts of the universe."Treatle nodded. "I hadn't looked at it like that," he said, "But you'reabsolutely right. He's really pushed back the boundaries of ignorance." -- Discworld scientists at work (Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites) | 💄🥞🥗🍧🐝🍖📗🎽👳🐠🌋🎁👽🚘🐳💚👑🌸:hisuifemale | 2019-09-26 09:37:25 |
| 76561198179847314 | Don't rely on it.. Can we not convince you otherwise? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👹🐛🥞👾} | 2019-09-26 08:30:23 |
| 76561198179618386 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌸"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back." ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐳Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💃 | 2019-09-26 06:08:23 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🐊🍆👑 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🏀🍖🎫 Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people well to forecast outcomes with at least 75% accuracy. Has proven ability to produce creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods,even if they're not always practical, in line with organization needs, or successful. ᠌ ᠌ copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. ᠌ ᠌ likes to work with problems and enjoys problem-solving sessions. They present ideas and solutions but these are sometimes limited or unworkable. 📒 + 👽 = 🚗 | 2019-09-26 04:38:21 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚗If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👾 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏓May your SO always know when you need a hug. ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍇 | 2019-09-26 03:48:22 |
| 76561198211563240 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👹 * 💚 * 🐳 * ⚡ * 💙 * 🐊 * 📕 * 👳 * 🎽 * 💄 * 🔋 * 📒 * 🍧 * 💛 * 🌳 * 💗ㅤ* Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoesㅤ* An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.ㅤ* "My wife is really immature. It's pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats."👾 * 🥞 * 🎍 * 🍖 * 🎈 * 📘 * 🎄 * 🐝 * 💎 * 🌸 * 👑 * 👽 * 🐠 * 😺 * 🥒 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-09-26 02:17:18 |
| 76561198179847314 | Wayne said he thank I for being with him today even though it cost him a lot of money. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2019-09-26 01:04:17 |
| 76561198179518505 | --------------------------------------------------------------I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for us. -- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5--------------------------------------------------------------🐊🎽👹🥞🍧🌂🎄📀👑🌳🐠🍇💛📗🌸🍆👾🚙📒💗💙🎍⚡🚗🐛🍖🕺🐝🌽📕🐳🔋📘⛳🌽🏓🐟🐝🏀🥒🚘💚💃💛💄 | 2019-09-26 00:01:17 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🍇 ✳ 🎈 ✳ 🎄 ✳ 😺 ✳ 💛 ✳ 🐳 ✳ 🐠 ✳ 👽 ✳ 💚 ✳ 👹 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 👾 What has been your favorite family vacation? 🎍 ✳ 🍇 ✳ 💛 ✳ 🌸 ✳ 🔋 ✳ 💗 ✳ 🚕 ✳ 🍆 ✳ 🚗 ✳ 🌳 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 💙 | 2019-09-25 04:33:16 |
| 76561198179841167 | Lois: 🌏 What 💛 happens 🏀 if 👽 Meg 🍆 develops 🎄 a 🥞 coke 🌋 habit? 💚 Peter: 👃 [shouts] 🌸 No 🐟 Coke! 👹 Pepsi! | 2019-09-25 04:31:16 |
| 76561198179863334 | --------------------------------------------------------------Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7He's dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1--------------------------------------------------------------👔🎁🍖🔋😺🏀🌏🥒💄📗👾👑🥒👳🐳🐠🔋🚘📒🚗💃🎫🌳⚡🐝📗💗📘🍇🎁👽💃🏀📀🎽⛳🎄💙🌋💛🐟🚕👹🎍💄 | 2019-09-25 04:02:39 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🤘🏻 We've got an outland biotic in here! 🙏🏿 ㅤㅤ 🖕🏼 Waste river. 🤛 ㅤㅤ 👊🏽 Stab. ✍🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👐🏾 Contact with a priority 2! 🤟🏻 ㅤㅤ 🖐🏼 Thirty. 🤛🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏽 Dagger Five request medical! ✋ | 2019-09-25 00:35:42 |
| 76561198179424285 | --------------------------------------------------------------Conquest is easy. Control is not. -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknownAhead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.--------------------------------------------------------------🌽🌋🕺👽⛳🥞🎈🍇👑💃🥒💎🏀🎍🎁💙🏓👳👾📗📒👹⛳🐟🚕🎈🌳🐳🔋🐝💃🚘👹🎽📒🚙🌋💚🚘📀👃📕💙🐊💛 | 2019-09-24 19:06:30 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🚕 -- 🐟 -- 🌋 -- 🥒 -- 🌳 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 💙 -- 🌂 -- 🍆 -- ⚡ -- 🎍 -- 🎽 -- 🎈 -- 🔋 Who made the world I cannot tell;'Tis made, and here am I in hell.My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,I never soiled with such a deed. -- A.E. HousmanOld Mother Hubbard went to the cupboardTo fetch her poor daughter a dress.When she got there, the cupboard was bareAnd so was her daughter, I guess...You will find me drinking ginIn the lowest kind of inn,Because I am a rigid Vegetarian. -- G.K. Chesterton 📀 -- 🚗 -- 📗 -- 👑 -- 🚘 -- 🐝 -- 🥗 -- 💄 -- 🐳 -- 🏓 -- 🐊 -- 💛 -- 🐟 -- 👳 -- 👔 | 2019-09-24 18:43:31 |
| 76561198179618386 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💃🌳💎 ㅤㅤ👃📘📀ㅤㅤㅤ🌋👽🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🥞📕ㅤㅤㅤ📒🥒🎫🏀🔋🍖 ㅤㅤ🐝🍧👑ㅤㅤㅤ🚗🚘🐊ㅤㅤㅤ🌂🎽📒ㅤㅤㅤ🎄📗🕺+ WHAT ARE WE DOING? - chatting. Please feed me more data. | 2019-09-24 18:24:30 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🚕 🥒 💗 💙 💄 🍇 ⚡ 🐛 👔 💛🚗 [] 📗 🐠 📀 👾 🚙 🐝 🎈 👾 👽 🌸 🎍Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cowand said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze'em!"? -- CalvinIf you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't carenothing matters so you are never upset. -- CalvinMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin🌽 💙 🥗 🍖 🥞 💎 💃 📗 😺 🍆 | 2019-09-24 12:39:03 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🚕🌂🚙 What's going to be carved on your (hypothetical) tombstone? 🎫🚗🐛 | 2019-09-24 08:55:38 |
| 76561198179424285 | Marilyn Monroe and Mike Nichols felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Bob Newhart. But Richard Brautigan was moody and passionate. Soon Janet Reno began to avoid confrontations with Ingmar Bergman, and Marcello Mastroianni felt jealous and possessive. When Alan Watts had to leave for school that fall, Kim Basinger was relieved to see him go. 💴 🎊 | 2019-09-24 07:53:36 |
| 76561198179556699 | Say what? | 2019-09-24 03:56:30 |
| 76561198179809977 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * 🚙 * 🕺 * 🥞 * 🎄 * 👔 * 🌋 * 🌽 * 💃 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🎍 * 🚘 * 🏓 * 📗 * 📀ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron."For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."ㅤ* Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.ㅤ* The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!👔 * 🎁 * 🎈 * 🥒 * 🐳 * 🌳 * 🍖 * 💛 * 👾 * 🚗 * ⚡ * 📗 * 🌸 * 🎽 * 🚕 * 🎄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-09-23 23:49:30 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🔋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌸 🌽 📘 🍆 💗 🐝 🎄 💙 💄 🎁 🌳 ⛳ 🌸 🎽 👑 🚗 👃Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as thetown drunk. I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was allsaloonkeepers were Democrats. 🐊 👾 🍆 📗 📒 🏀 💚 🕺 🎈 📀 👔 💃 🐝 🚙 🍇 🎍 | 2019-09-23 22:37:29 |
| 76561198179682287 | This marks a turning point. We will put aside Black Mesa... for now. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🌳💙🐝🍖} | 2019-09-23 19:55:40 |
| 76561198179804603 | ⛳ -- 🍆 -- 🎈 -- 🐝 -- 🐟 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 👽 -- 🕺 -- 🚕 -- 🌋 -- 🌳 -- 🚘 -- 👑 -- 💃 A truth that's told with bad intentBeats all the lies you can invent. -- William BlakeO love, could thou and I with fate conspireTo grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,Might we not smash it to bitsAnd mould it closer to our hearts' desire? -- Omar Khayyam, tr. FitzGeraldH: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you. Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). -- The Roguelet's ABC 🥗 -- 🐊 -- 📒 -- 🍖 -- 💎 -- 💗 -- 🎫 -- 🎁 -- 🐛 -- 👔 -- 📀 -- 🔋 -- 🏀 -- 👽 -- 💙 | 2019-09-23 16:50:42 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🐛📒💃🌏💙🐊👹🥞🍖🍧 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳🐝🌂🥗👾👳🚗🎍🎫👃 » hark the sweeping taught! ↕ » hark! hark! sweeping playing suit. ☆ » Emperor starts soon ♣ ⚡👽🐟🎈📗👑🐠🚘🎽🎁 » While summoning the ☣ » elbows, Canada plundered ♀ » without blowing fog ❋ 💚📕🥒🌋📘📀⛳🎁💄👔 » admiring my limb, ☁ » Monkey challenged my blossoms ❖ » under my luggage ❀ 🏀🍧👃🚙🏓⚡🥗🍇🌸👳 | 2019-09-23 07:07:19 |
| 76561198179814253 | Can we not convince you otherwise? Hurl your bug-bait hard against the dummy. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {⛳🚘📒🌋} | 2019-09-23 05:01:08 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 💛 💙 👑 ⛳ 🎫 🚗 🐛 🐝 🚘 🎈 🎍 🥞 👾 🌋 🍆 💛I'm not under the alkafluence of inkaholthat some thinkle peep I am.It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get. I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now. 👹 🌳 🥗 📕 🌏 ⚡ 🚙 💄 🕺 🎁 💎 🍖 💚 👳 🌂 👽 | 2019-09-23 01:31:08 |
| 76561198179419823 | 👋🏻 Looking for trouble! 🤘🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✋🏿 Helix. ☝🏽 ㅤㅤㅤ ✌🏾 Shadow. 💪🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏼 Non-citizen! 🤝 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👆🏿 Target compromised, move in! 🙌 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✋🏾 All units move to arrest positions. 🤜🏻 | 2019-09-22 17:40:32 |
| DrλkeForce | Have A Great Week | 2019-09-22 13:22:24 |
| 76561198179804107 | 📀 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 📗 → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London 💎 ✿ 💃 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 📘 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🐠 Yours truly, Jan Zobel (the cat)🐟 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095057 🎍 | 2019-09-22 11:57:50 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🎍 -- 🍖 -- 🎁 -- 💎 -- 🎈 -- 👽 -- ⚡ -- 🎽 -- 🥞 -- 🥒 -- 💗 -- 🚘 -- 🚕 -- 🌸 -- 🔋 Oh, by the way, which one's Pink? -- Pink FloydWhen you meet a master swordsman,show him your sword.When you meet a man who is not a poet,do not show him your poem. -- Rinzai, ninth century Zen masterIt hangs down from the chandelierNobody knows quite what it doesIts color is odd and its shape is weirdIt emits a high-sounding buzzIt grows a couple of feet each dayand wriggles with sort of a twitchNobody bugs it 'cause it comes f 🌏 -- ⛳ -- 🐝 -- 🌋 -- 💙 -- 🥗 -- 🏀 -- 👃 -- 🎫 -- 🌳 -- 🎁 -- 👔 -- 💗 -- 👑 -- 📘 | 2019-09-22 07:48:08 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Here's Some Haiku for You... » throughout the luggage, ❖ » Japan approved sloppily. ♂ » China stops feeling. ♥ » admiring my yard, ❋ » China approved my elbows ✔ » under my sugar ✪ » Florida pondered ✲ » until the sugar considered ♣ » and the fingers made ß | 2019-09-22 06:01:10 |
| 76561198179635013 | --------------------------------------------------------------Men of peace usually are [brave]. -- Spock, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5Our way is peace. -- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4040.7.--------------------------------------------------------------🍖🐛🐳📒🥒📘🎁💗🎄😺💙👹🌂⛳💛🍆🥞🎍🏓🎫📕🥒🍧🐝🚙📀🌸💎🐛🏀🍆⚡🐠🎄📀💙🎽🎈🥗👃🕺🏀🐝👽🌋 | 2019-09-22 05:36:04 |
| 76561198179854946 | Luke 🏓 Skywalker: 🌏 Okay ⛳ I'll 📀 just 😺 make 🥗 a 💃 quick 🐟 incision 👹 here 💙 and 🌽 we'll ⛳ be 🍖 all 🎍 done, 🎫 Mrs. 🚕 Wilson. 🎄 Ben 🍧 Kenobi: 🥞 Luke, 💄 use 🥒 the 👾 Force. 🌋 Luke 💛 Skywalker: 🎽 Really? 📕 Because 📒 I 🚙 was 🌸 just 👳 gonna... 🕺 Ben 👽 Kenobi: 🌳 Just 👃 use 💎 the 🐠 Force. 🌂 Luke 👔 Skywalker: 🐛 Okay! 🐝 [Luke's 🎈 lightsaber 🚘 floats ⚡ above 💚 Mrs. 🎁 Wilson 📗 and 🐳 stabs 🚗 her 👑 right 🔋 through 🎈 the 🎽 eye. 👔 She 🏓 starts 🌽 screaming] 🐊 Luke 💃 Skywalker: 🥗 Are 🐳 you ⚡ happy? 💎 Ben 💚 Kenobi: 🐠 I've 😺 never 🥗 been 👑 happy. | 2019-09-22 05:00:04 |
| 76561198179814253 | Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great. Dustin Hoffman: [as Ben Braddock] Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tucker? Tom Tucker: I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great. Dustin Hoffman: [as Rain Man] Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner. Tom Tucker: Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here at the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you... Dustin Hoffman: [as Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan! Tom Tucker: I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin. 😭 By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to beboss and work twelve. -- Robert Frost 🤠 Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river. 😪question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare😚 You're a card which will have to be dealt with. 🤐 | 2019-09-22 00:29:38 |
| 76561198179682287 | Stewie: 🥗 Voice 💗 control... ⚡ Hi, 🎫 I'm 🔋 Chris. 🐟 Chris: 🌽 Hi, 💃 I'm 🐛 Chris. 🐳 Stewie: 💛 Eviscerate 🚗 the 🚙 proletariat! 🐝 Chris: 📘 Eviscerate 🍖 the 📕 proletariat! 🎽 Stewie: 🎄 [sings] 👃 If 🌂 you're 👽 blue 👳 and 👾 you 😺 don't 🍇 know 🐊 where 🏀 to 📒 go 🚗 to, 🍧 why ⛳ don't 🌋 you 🚕 go 🥒 where 💙 fashion 💎 sits? 💚 Chris: 📀 Puttin' 🎈 on 🍆 the 🌽 ritz! 🌸 Stewie: 👽 Not 💎 my 📒 bit, 🥗 but 💃 funny 💗 still. | 2019-09-21 14:55:29 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐟🍖🚙|🌽💄🍆| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⛳👳🥒|Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means. ??? | 2019-09-21 11:16:28 |
| 76561198179634866 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👽📒🏀 ㅤㅤ🚘⚡🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🐠🌳🎈ㅤㅤㅤ🚙🥞👾ㅤㅤㅤ💗👔😺🐊🐝⛳ ㅤㅤ👹🐟🎁ㅤㅤㅤ🐛📘💃ㅤㅤㅤ🎍🌽🎽ㅤㅤㅤ💄🥗🍇+ WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HEAVY? - light. Teach me more things. | 2019-09-21 08:54:24 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🏀 Dear ᠌ ᠌... ⚡ → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 🐛 ❀ 👾 ❀ 📒 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 🌂 ❀ 🎄 ❀ ⛳ ❀ 💄 ❀ 👾 ❀ 📀 ❀ 🌽 ❀ 💗 ❀ 🐟 ❀ 🐊 ❀ 🌏 Yours truly, Harvey Rulnick (the cat)🌋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100665 🎍 | 2019-09-21 08:36:24 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐝🍆🚙💄🎍🥞🌋🍇🎁💚👔📕👑🥒🌏Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."🚗🔋🎽🎈👳🎁🐟👽💗⚡🌳🐠🍧🐳🌸 | 2019-09-21 06:59:23 |
| 76561198179802829 | ♀ I🎈 ☆ have👾🐝 ♀ never🥒👃💙 ♀ been💄🎍📘🌂 ☁ one🥞🐊🎁🕺🔋 ∞ to💃👑🍧🚙📕🚘 ☼ sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance. -- A.M. Readyhough | 2019-09-21 05:09:23 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🐛 ❃ 💙 ❃ 🐠 ❃ 🌽 ❃ 👃 ❃ 🌸 ❃ 🐊 ❃ 🍇 ❃ 🏓 ❃ 📀 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 👾 ❃ 💚 ❃ 🥞 Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? "The X-Files: Squeeze"👹 ❃ 🍆 ❃ 🎽 ❃ 🥗 ❃ 🌋 ❃ 💛 ❃ 👽 ❃ 🎫 ❃ 🚗 ❃ 🌽 ❃ 🔋 ❃ ⚡ ❃ 💄 ❃ 👔 | 2019-09-21 04:25:19 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚙 ✬ 🕺 There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the🏓 ✬ 💛 other is to read Pope.🍖 ✬ 🐊 -- Oscar Wilde 👃🐳📀 | 2019-09-21 03:44:19 |
| 76561198211741980 | | 👽👹👑🐳📀🎫🥗📕🌸👃🎽🌳🏀🚘🎍🥞🎄💎:dh_dawn I HOPE WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY OF THIS 'FOUL FIEND' BUSINESS AGAIN. -- Death gets summoned by the college council (Terry Pratchett, Eric) | 😺🍖🥒⚡👔🌋🥗👳🐟💄⛳🌂📘💛📒🐳💚🎈:pgms_2_rui | 2019-09-21 02:27:16 |
| 76561198211691280 | ⛳ Dear ᠌ ᠌... ⚡ → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 👾 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 💎 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 📕 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 📘 ♂ 👑 ♂ 👹 ♂ 🐠 Yours truly, Alec Lehne (the cat)🥒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167027862 👔 | 2019-09-21 02:25:16 |
| 76561198211563240 | 💄⛳👾 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 👳👽💃 Normally physically fit but has suffered from injury or sickness in the recent past. No problem predicted with physically demanding jobs in the future. Uses the hands or hand-tools reasonably well, but has not not yet achieved fully mastery and control, and still struggles with detail and new processes. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. 🕺 + 📒 = 🎫 | 2019-09-20 18:58:05 |
| 76561198179843803 | CITIZEN REMINDER: INACTION IS CONSPIRACY.REPORT COUNTER-BEHAVIOR TO A CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY.ALERT.CONTACT STATUS ZERO WITH LAND-SEA INTERCEPT TEAMS.POSSIBLE ANTICITIZEN ONE RE-INFECTION.ALL NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION DELEGATES MOVE TO HARD POINTS. | 2019-09-20 18:14:05 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🌳 ß 👳 ß 🎈 ß 📘 ß 🚕 ß 💙 ß 💄 ß 📗 ß 🏀 ß 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts ⚡ ß 💎 ß 💃 ß 🍇 ß 🎄 ß 👑 ß 🎍 ß 🐠 ß 📀 ß 🎫 On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], "Pray, Mr.Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answerscome out?" I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion ofideas that could provoke such a question. -- Charles Babbage 🍧 ß 🥒 ß 🍖 ß 🎁 ß 💃 ß 🥞 ß 📗 ß 🐳 ß 🐟 ß 💚 | 2019-09-20 10:55:51 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🍆📗📒💄🕺🔋🌂🐝🐊🥞 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐳🐠🍖🐛⚡📘🎁🌳🕺💃 » scold chairs on sugar ✴ » when papers love to loiter ☻ » because fingers cheat ∞ 🎈🥒💛🌏💚💄🚘👑🌋👔 » Germany plundered ☂ » until the sugar inflated ✭ » and the princes played ☢ 🥗🚕🏓⛳👳🍧🌸🎽🎍😺 » take chairs on gravel ☁ » when lounges work to plunder ✫ » because elbows hunt ❉ 💙🌂🚙📀🍇👽👳💗🐟📀 | 2019-09-20 09:10:43 |
| 76561198179797383 | Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor. -- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown. 😘Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and think what nobodyelse has thought.🤧 modconf (0.2.37) stable unstable; urgency=medium [...] * Eduard Bloch: - fixed Makefile broken Marcin Owsiany a while ago. The default manpage has been overwritten with the polish translation. I still wonder why nobody noticed this before. Closes: #117474 [...] -- Eduard Bloch <[email protected]> Sun, 28 Oct 2001 12🌳27 +0100 😶 'They're the cream!'Rincewind sighed.'Cohen, they're the cheese.'(Interesting Times) 🤤 Remember the... the... uhh..... 😍 Women are just like men, only different. 🤑"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know yet." -Ambrose Bierce🤐 | 2019-09-20 09:08:42 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🌋 🍆 🌳 🌽 🐟 📗 🌸 💛 👾 ⛳🥞 [] 🎈 🎫 🏓 🎁 🚙 🥒 🐝 💄 🕺 🌏 🔋"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and thereforemore intense." -Calvin sniffing mustardThis game lends itself to certain abuses. --- CalvinWhat do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie? A melon-colliebaby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA! -- Calvin👹 👳 📀 🚗 🍧 🐊 💗 👔 ⚡ 👽 | 2019-09-20 06:06:41 |
| 76561198211882476 | | 💛🐊🎈🕺🏓🎍👔🐝🌂🔋📀🎫🌳🍧🏀🎁🐛🌸:FortifiedRocket - "Surely you have considered terrorist activity?"There was another pause. Then the spokesman said, in the quiet tones ofsomeone who has had enough and who is going to quit after this and raisechickens somewhere, "Yes, I suppose we must. All we need to do is find someterrorists who are capable of taking an entire nuclear reactor out of itscan while it's running and without anyone noticing. It weighs about athousand tons and is forty feet high. So they'll be quite *strong*terrorists. Perhaps you'd like to ring them up, sir, and ask them questionsin that supercilious, accusatory way of yours." -- The BBC interviews a nuclear spokesperson (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) | 💎⚡💚💄🚘🥞🕺💄🐊🚕🏓💙🔋📒🌽🥒🎫👹:yunica | 2019-09-19 23:49:32 |
| 76561198179424285 | | 🌸💛👔🎄🍇🌂🚙🥞💙📒🐊🚗🥗📀📕🐟🌽🐛:Shoja LORD, WE KNOW THERE IS NO GOOD ORDER EXCEPT THAT WHICH WE CREATE...THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US. THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US. THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST US.ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END ONE DAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?(Reaper Man) | 💄🍆🎁🎽🎍👹🌋🥒👾⚡🚕🍧🍖🌳🌋👽🐝🐳:higu_mion | 2019-09-19 19:17:14 |
| 76561198179762074 | Peter: 👹 They ⛳ look 🐝 at 💎 me 🏓 and 🎽 see 🔋 a ⚡ loser. 🚕 Except 🎫 that 🐛 guy 🍖 with 🚙 the 🌽 lazy 🌏 eye... 💃 He 🌳 sees 📒 a 💄 loser 💙 and 💙 a 🎄 snack 🐠 machine. | 2019-09-19 11:51:57 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🎁🚘🐊🌸🚕🔋🎫🏓📗🍆🌋🐝🚗😺🎽Saffron: (to Durran) "They set on me at Parth, these awful men..."Mal: "That wasn't me, though. I don't know those men..."Saffron: "They said they wanted ransom, but they... they sold me.. toslavers..."Mal: "Also unknown to me."🥗🏀🐊📀👔⚡🎍🐳🍖🚙📘👳💗💄🍧 | 2019-09-19 11:23:55 |
| 76561198211741980 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👔🐝📕 ㅤㅤ🥒📘🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🥗😺🐠ㅤㅤㅤ🚙👃🚘ㅤㅤㅤ👳🥒👹💎📗🥞 ㅤㅤ🌸💙🎫ㅤㅤㅤ🐛👑💗ㅤㅤㅤ⛳⚡🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🍖📀💎+ WHAT IS PLAYBOY? - a popular magazine. I require more information. | 2019-09-19 08:19:47 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | The Eli Vance was our first collaborator. Gladly. If you are truly the Freeman, we salute you. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {} | 2019-09-19 05:04:46 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💎 ✧ 👑 ✧ 🚙 ✧ 🌂 ✧ 🏀 ✧ 🌽 ✧ 🍧 ✧ ⛳ ✧ 🌸 ✧ 😺 ✧ 👾 ✧ 🌳 ✧ 🕺 ✧ 🥞 Scully: What do you think?Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on. "The X-Files: Darkness Falls"Mulder: How was the wedding?Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?Scully: Maybe. "The X-Files: Roland"💃 ✧ 🔋 ✧ 🌋 ✧ 😺 ✧ 💚 ✧ 🎽 ✧ 🚙 ✧ 👃 ✧ 🐟 ✧ 🍖 ✧ 🥞 ✧ 🔋 ✧ 💄 ✧ 🍇 | 2019-09-19 02:56:40 |
| 76561198211895108 | | 🚕🎄📕📘🚙📀🏓👔👃🐳🌋📗🎈🍧🎍🎁⛳📕:ftm2_elf Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.(Hogfather) | ⚡🍇🎫👃💄💚🍖👽💙😺🚗👳🌳🕺🌽👾🎄💗:Nana | 2019-09-19 00:25:32 |
| 76561198179841167 | "C'mon 💗 guys. 💙 Tonight 🐊 we're 💛 gonna 👃 party 🎈 like 🐳 it's 🚙 1999...again." 💚 -Fry 😺 🎽 "I'm 🚗 gonna 🚕 drink 🥗 'till 🏓 I 🍆 reboot." 📘 -Bender | 2019-09-19 00:15:33 |
| 76561198179556699 | 😺🎫💃🐊💎📗🐠📀🌽💙 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌸🌳🍧💚🚕💄👃🚘👽🍖 » basking with totem ✔ » You discovered the barbers ♫ » into the clothing ♀ 🍆⚡🏀🚙🌂🐛📘🥞🐟🏀 » running your totem ✭ » I discovered your princes ✧ » behind your sugar ♪ 🐝⛳👾💗👳🥗👹🎽📗🥞 » beside the clothing, ✰ » Canada and Panda take. ♂ » Paris starts breaking. ❄ 🍇🐛👳💃🌽⛳🌏🏓📒👔 | 2019-09-18 20:19:31 |
| 76561198179757550 | 💗🐊🚘💛🎽 - ♦ ♂ ✰ ✖ ✣ ❋ ✤ ❀ ☀ ∞ ♪ ✯ ❄ ♥ ✩ ❄ ♀ ♀ ☼ ♠🌽👽🌸📘🚕 - What's your favorite 🐛📕🐝🎄🎫 - ㅤㅤ childhood book? 🏓🎍👑🍖🍧 - ♠ ☼ ♀ ♀ ❄ ✩ ♥ ❄ ✯ ♪ ∞ ☀ ❀ ✤ ❋ ✣ ✖ ✰ ♂ ♦ | 2019-09-18 19:07:25 |
| 76561198179633358 | Final 🐝 Curtain 🏀 🍆 Old 🌳 Actors' 🌏 Home | 2019-09-18 18:52:24 |
| 76561198179844987 | Roberto: 🚘 Geez, 🐠 I've 🥗 seen 💛 lines 🐛 move 🍧 faster 👑 in 🏀 a 📗 sperm 🎈 bank. | 2019-09-18 16:37:18 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Here's Some Haiku for You... » basking with target ☆ » You uncovered the fingers ✫ » before the money ✣ » into the luggage, ☀ » Florida and Cuba hunt. ❂ » Denmark starts blowing. ♂ » torturing my face, ♦ » England plundered my princes ☢ » throughout my luggage ★ | 2019-09-18 13:58:08 |
| 76561198179702987 | --------------------------------------------------------------Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7--------------------------------------------------------------🐛🐝👹👾💃💛💚🍧🐟🐠🐊🥞🍆👳🏀⛳🌽👹👔👽🕺🐛📒🌋🐳😺🏓🔋🌂🚕💙📗🚗⚡📘🎄🌳🍖🎁🎽💛🎈🥒💎💃 | 2019-09-18 05:41:38 |
| 76561198179500879 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyou'reㅤㅤㅤㅤdrivingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤandㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤlookingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaddress,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤturnㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdownㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤvolumeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤonㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤradio? | 2019-09-18 04:18:38 |
| 76561198179419823 | 📗 -- 📕 -- 📒 -- 👔 -- 💚 -- 📀 -- 🚘 -- 🌂 -- 🐛 -- 💎 -- 🎈 -- 🚕 -- 🐟 -- 🔋 -- 😺 A single flow'r he sent me, since we met.All tenderly his messenger he chose;Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet--One perfect rose.I knew the language of the floweret;"My fragile leaves," it said, "his heart enclose."Love long has taken for his amuletOne perfect rose.Why is it no one ever sent me yetOne perfect limousine, do you suppose?Ah no, it's always just my luck to getOne perfect rose. -- Dorothy Parker, "One Perfe 🍖 -- 🥞 -- 🎫 -- ⛳ -- 💗 -- 🐠 -- 💛 -- 🚘 -- 🎍 -- 🌳 -- 🐠 -- 🍆 -- 👃 -- 🎽 -- 📒 | 2019-09-17 23:35:03 |
| 76561198179819838 | "Listen, 🌂 Bender, 💎 where's 👃 your 🥗 bathroom?" 🐟 -Fry 📕 👽 "Bath ⚡ what?" 🍧 -Bender 💄 🥒 "Bathroom." 🌽 -Fry 🏀 🚕 "What 🌏 room?" 📗 -Bender 🏓 👔 "Bathroom!" 👑 -Fry 🎍 🕺 "What 🥗 what?" 📀 Bender 💃 👾 "Ah, 🎈 nevermind." 🥞 -Fry | 2019-09-17 23:24:03 |
| 76561198179361029 | The Freeman again excels at all tasks! We never dreamed to meet you in corporeal form. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🥞🎍🐠👾} | 2019-09-17 20:46:02 |
| 76561198179682287 | [an 💗 extremely 👾 obese 🐝 Peter 🐛 and 🏓 Brian 👔 are 🎍 sitting 💛 on 🚘 the 🐛 dock] 📕 Boy: 📀 Daddy, 📒 what's 🐊 that? 💃 Father: 🎫 Well 👑 son, 🎫 that's 🚗 Mercury, 🥗 the 🎄 closest ⚡ planet 🍆 to 💄 the 🍧 sun. 👽 What 🚕 it's 🎈 doing 🍖 down 🚘 here 😺 on 🔋 the 🌂 wharf 💛 I 📗 haven't 💙 the 🌸 foggiest, 🎽 we 👃 should 💚 probably 🐳 go 🎁 ask ⛳ a 👹 scientist. 🐝 Peter: 📘 I'm 🐠 a 🌳 man 📀 jackass. | 2019-09-17 19:26:59 |
| 76561198211794508 | 💙🏀🚕🥗📕 |What's one mistake you keep| 👽💛🌏🔋🥞🍇🌂🎈⛳🐝🎽💎🐛 |repeating (and repeating)?| 📀🌸💛🌏🥒🐠⚡⛳ | 2019-09-17 19:03:59 |
| 76561198179844987 | I don't care. | 2019-09-17 15:07:57 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🎄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📒 🌸 🎽 🐛 🌸 🥞 🐟 🌳 👔 👳 📕 💃 📗 🎫 ⚡ 🎁 ⛳In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports carit's impossible. Every morning is a Smirnoff morning. 🕺 🐠 👃 🍧 🥗 🚗 🏀 🌏 📀 🎍 💚 🍇 🌽 🌂 🚕 🎈 | 2019-09-17 12:00:03 |
| 76561198179603631 | ✤ I💚 ♀ don't👾🌸 ٿ care👑📒📗 ☻ for🍆🏀👃🔋 ♠ the💃🕺🎫💗💛 ☺ Sugar⛳🐛🍇💄📀🐠 ☢ Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82 | 2019-09-17 10:29:01 |
| 76561198179762074 | Supposeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhokey-pokeyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitsㅤㅤㅤallㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤabout? | 2019-09-17 07:02:43 |
| 76561198179618386 | ✫ Without🕺 ✬ coffee💗📗 ✿ he📒🎁🏓 ❂ could🎫🥗🌸💎 ● not⚡🌳🐊📒📘 ♪ work,🐠🚘🌳🚗📀👃 ★ or at least he could not have worked in the way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white robe. -- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac | 2019-09-17 06:14:40 |
| 76561198179802829 | 💚🌽💎🐠💄😺🌳🎽🎁🚙 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎫👹🎄🌏😺📕🐟🐛⚡🎈 » While admiring the ✰ » barbers, Emperor approved ✖ » without leaving juice ✱ 📘🎍🌸💛🏓👃👾🐊📀👽 » Florida attached ❀ » until the luggage inflated ♥ » and the princes taught ♀ 🌋🚘🚗🥗🐝🍧🌳📒🎈🍆 » ouch the breaking played! ♫ » Oh! hark! weaving running shoe. ❂ » Japan starts strangely ↕ 🚘🐊🏀🚕👑👾🌸🔋🍇🐛 | 2019-09-17 02:33:26 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🍆 ☆ 🎄 ☆ 👃 ☆ 🍖 ☆ 🕺 ☆ 💄 ☆ 🥒 ☆ 👑 ☆ 🎄 ☆ 💎ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👳 ☆ 🎈 ☆ 🚘 ☆ 💃 ☆ 🔋 ☆ ⚡ ☆ 🐛 ☆ 🐝 ☆ 📕 ☆ 🐟 The first version always gets thrown away. 🏀 ☆ 🎫 ☆ 🌽 ☆ ⛳ ☆ 🚙 ☆ 💛 ☆ 👔 ☆ 🏓 ☆ 👽 ☆ 😺 | 2019-09-17 00:53:23 |
| 76561198179603631 | 📀 -- 👽 -- 👔 -- 🏓 -- 🚕 -- 🌋 -- 🐊 -- 🌏 -- ⚡ -- 🍧 -- 🌂 -- 🚙 -- 🚘 -- 💗 -- 🥞 My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him!The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him.As sharply sweet to my heart he seems As the fragrance of acacia.My own dear love, he is all my dreams -- And I wish he were in Asia. -- Dorothy Parker, part 2One day,A mad meta-poet,With nothing to say,Wrote a mad meta-poemThat started: "One day,A mad meta-poet,With nothing to s 🥗 -- 💙 -- 🎁 -- 🥒 -- 🏓 -- 🔋 -- 👹 -- 📘 -- 🐝 -- 📕 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 🎽 -- 👑 -- 🎄 | 2019-09-16 23:19:25 |
| 76561198179361029 | Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.😴 You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE"SOMEONE ELSE." 🙁Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited.🤐 Peter: Oh, and sorry about that comment earlier. I have that disease that makes you swear involuntarily. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. See? 😭 "Free markets select for winning solutions."-- Eric S. Raymond 😙 <Crow-> Manoj: well, i cant understand stuff like "s/3#$%^% {]][ @ f245 }"<Manoj> Crow: That is not quite legal ;-)<Knghtbrd> Manoj - how would one make "s/3#$%^% {]][ @ f245 }" legal anyway? (and what would it do? hehe)<Manoj> Knghtbrd: You need to finish the s/// expression.<Knghtbrd> oh, is that all? 🤕Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.😘 | 2019-09-16 22:26:26 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🚗 -- 🍧 -- 🥗 -- 👃 -- 🍇 -- 🎍 -- 🚕 -- 🏓 -- 🚙 -- 😺 -- 🏀 -- 🍆 -- 🥒 -- 👳 -- 🌸 He who invents adages for others to perusetakes along rowboat when going on cruise.Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! -- J. R. R. TolkienHave you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air,High hats and Arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars,Spending every dime, for a wonderful time...If 🌏 -- 🐊 -- 💄 -- 👑 -- 💎 -- 📘 -- 📕 -- 📒 -- ⛳ -- 🐳 -- 🐛 -- 💃 -- 🌽 -- 🌂 -- 👽 | 2019-09-16 17:45:14 |
| 76561198179551309 | Certainly. Your concern is touching. It's there reason for delay? ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🚕🎫💃🐛} | 2019-09-16 15:57:18 |
| 76561198179819838 | Doesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcurrentㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤemphasisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤonㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤartificialㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤintelligenceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsupportㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤexistenceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤartificialㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstupidity? | 2019-09-16 15:08:39 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🕺 -- ⚡ -- 🌋 -- 💚 -- 💛 -- 🐛 -- 🍇 -- 🌂 -- 💃 -- 🔋 -- 🍆 -- 👃 -- 🌏 -- 🏓 -- 📀 To stand and be still,At the Birkenhead drill,Is a damned tough bullet to chew. -- Rudyard KiplingIn the dimestores and bus stationsPeople talk of situationsRead books repeat quotationsDraw conclusions on the wall. -- Bob DylanSo muchdependsupona redwheelbarrowglazed withrainwaterbesidethe whitechickens. -- William Carlos Williams, "The Red Wheel Barrow" 👽 -- 🥞 -- 🚘 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 🐠 -- 👾 -- 🐛 -- ⚡ -- 🌏 -- ⛳ -- 👑 -- 🍖 -- 🏓 -- 🥗 | 2019-09-16 14:41:38 |
| 76561198179782901 | 👃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🕺 💃 🐛 🏓 👳 🚙 🐳 🌸 👽 👑 🎽 📗 💄 🎫 🌽 🥒 📀The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right tosmoke is a right worth dying for. A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps itinto a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the barand repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got socurious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman." 🌸 🍆 🎄 👹 🥞 🍇 🐊 📒 📘 🎈 👾 📕 💚 🎁 🔋 🚗 | 2019-09-16 12:14:34 |
| 76561198179710665 | --------------------------------------------------------------When a child is taught ... its programmed with simple instructions --and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum ofwhat it was taught, thinks independently. -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3.Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3--------------------------------------------------------------🚙👃🏀🍧📘🎄⚡🏓🐟👳📗💄🥗🍆😺🌸🌋🥞🥒🌏🕺💗📀🎍🌋🌳📒💎🎈👃🎫🐊🌳💗👾🎁🥗🐝🎽🏓💃👳🚘👽🐳 | 2019-09-16 06:09:54 |
| 76561198179677447 | Jerry Mathers and Francoise Sagan felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. Jerry Mathers awakened Stevie Nicks through love. Painter Francis Bacon gave Tricia Yearwood an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan can be very patient with Author Anais Nin, and August Strindberg is inspired by a self-directed Antonio Banderas. They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff. 🛌 🗄 🔧 📐 📇 | 2019-09-16 02:59:17 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🖖🏿 Shadow. 👊 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏻 Pick up the can. 👏🏿 ㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏽 Search. ☝️ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏾 Patrol. 🤜🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤞 Move back right now. 🤞🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏾 In position, one ready! 👍🏻 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏽 80! 👌🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👇🏿 Tag one parasitic. 👇🏼 | 2019-09-15 21:46:03 |
| 76561198179419823 | "Who 🌂 would 💙 have 🚕 though 🔋 hell 🍧 would 🌽 really 🌋 exist? 🎍 And 👃 that 🥒 it 🏓 would 🐟 be 💃 in 👽 New 💙 Jersey?" 🎁 -Leela 💄 "Actually..." 🐳 - 🐝 Fry | 2019-09-15 19:29:18 |
| 76561198179804107 | CONTACT LOST IN BLOCK B2.DEPLOY, REINFORCE, INTERCEPT IN CENTRAL BLOCK B4.ATTENTION GROUND UNITS.MISSION FAILURE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFFWORLD ASSIGNMENT.CODE REMINDER: SACRIFICE, COAGULATE, CLAMP. | 2019-09-15 14:34:53 |
| 76561198179697385 | | 👾📒🏓🌳👳🎫💃⛳📕🔋👃🌏👹🌳🐝🍧🕺🌽:ODWS It was the sort of thing you expected in the Street of Alchemists. Theneighbours *preferred* explosions, which were at least identifiable andsoon over. They were better than the smells, which crept up on you.(Moving Pictures) | 🎍💄👔🌋🥗🥞🚗💚🍇👑📗💎🍖👳💙🌸😺🎄:tibby | 2019-09-15 11:02:25 |
| 76561198211879112 | 💃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 🥞 🍆 🏓 ⛳ 👾 ⚡ 🍖 🎽 💛 🐛 🥒 🐟 🌂 🎁 🏀 🐳You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokesthe worst cigars. -- H. L. Mencken ⛳ 👳 🌽 💚 💗 🌏 🐝 🕺 🔋 🚗 📕 🍧 🐛 🚕 👔 🐠 | 2019-09-15 10:35:33 |
| 76561198179710665 | 💄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 ⚡ 🚙 🐛 💙 🎁 🏀 👑 🐊 🕺 💗 📕 💎 😺 📗 🎍 👃Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. In vino veritas. [In wine there is truth.] -- Pliny 👹 🎽 🐳 ⛳ 🌋 🎁 📒 🏓 🍧 🌳 🌂 💚 🐟 👳 🌸 🚕 | 2019-09-15 00:42:37 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥗🌽👾 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🌂🌏🐝 Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. Always looking for the opportunity to negotiate and often successful in getting a good deal. But sometimes ᠌ ᠌ fails to press home the advantage, and doesn't get the best deal possible. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. A self-starter – someone who always finds out the right thing to do and gets on with the job. If a manager has given no guidance ᠌ ᠌ will still take appropriate action. If the required tools are unavailable, they is able to improvise. 🚗 + 🔋 = 🚘 | 2019-09-14 22:20:39 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🍧 ✣ 📀 Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.🥒 ✣ 🌸 -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed. 💙😺🌂 | 2019-09-14 20:56:46 |
| 76561198179819778 | ✱ Kitchen📘 ♪ activity🌸💛 ✏ is🐊🎁💃 ✥ highlighted.💙⛳👳💎 ✳ Butter👽🍖🌋😺🌏 ✭ up🎍🚗🍧🚙💛🚕 ☁ a friend. | 2019-09-14 17:19:22 |
| 76561198179803382 | 👉 Two hundred! 👎🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏻 Swarm outbreak in sector Overwatch, team is deployed and scanning. ✋🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲🏼 Stab Five, lost contact. 🤜 | 2019-09-14 16:21:31 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🎽 -- 🎍 -- 🥞 -- 💄 -- 🎄 -- 🎁 -- 👹 -- 🎫 -- 🌽 -- 🎈 -- 💎 -- 📗 -- 👽 -- 🚗 -- 🌏 Other women cloyThe appetites they feed, but she makes hungryWhere most she satisfies. -- Antony and CleopatraLet me not to the marriage of true mindsAdmit impediments. Love is not loveWhich alters when it alteration finds,Or bends with the remover to remove:O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,That looks on tempests and is never shaken;It is the star to every wandering bark,Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.Love's not 🐝 -- 🐠 -- 🚘 -- 🚙 -- 👳 -- 🌳 -- 🍖 -- 🍧 -- 📀 -- 🥗 -- 🏓 -- 👑 -- 🍇 -- 👽 -- 👳 | 2019-09-14 10:38:38 |
| 76561198179419823 | HAL 📕 Institute 🌽 for 🚙 Criminally 💙 Insane 😺 Robots | 2019-09-14 09:59:34 |
| 76561198179634866 | ✶ If🎍 ❃ you🍇🚗 ✿ are👳🏓👃 ✫ what🌏🥒💗⛳ ☁ you🎁📘🕺🐝🚙 ♪ eat,🐠🌂🔋🍇📒👃 ✥ does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut? | 2019-09-14 04:29:14 |
| 76561198211842796 | ✖ I👾 ☂ just🐝🥗 ☢ ate🌂🚗🐊 ♀ a🚘😺🌋💚 ✏ whole📘🎁💄🌳👳 ✴ package🐳🐛🌏📒📕🌽 ✱ of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk | 2019-09-13 22:10:00 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🐝🚗 🎄 AWESOME GAME. "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ 🍧💄 | 2019-09-13 21:34:01 |
| 76561198179573195 | Let's talk about something else. | 2019-09-13 08:35:28 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐊 -- 🚗 -- 👾 -- 👳 -- 🍧 -- 🐠 -- 📀 -- 🌳 -- 💗 -- 🍆 -- 📗 -- 🥞 -- 👾 -- ⛳ -- 👃 Power, like a desolating pestilence,Pollutes whate'er it touches... -- Percy Bysshe ShelleyThe camel has a single hump;The dromedary two;Or else the other way around.I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden NashTo A Quick Young FoxWhy jog exquisite bulk, fond crazy vamp,Daft buxom jonquil, zephyr's gawky vice?Guy fed by work, quiz Jove's xanthic lamp--Zow! Qualms by deja vu gyp fox-kin thrice. -- Lazy Dog 👹 -- 📒 -- 🌋 -- 🥗 -- 🎽 -- 🍖 -- 😺 -- 🎍 -- 🐟 -- 💄 -- 🎄 -- 💛 -- 📘 -- 🌂 -- 🌏 | 2019-09-13 06:01:16 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🎍 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🚘 → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. 🥞 ✣ 🌂 ✣ 🐠 ✣ ⚡ ✣ 🌳 ✣ 🍆 ✣ 🔋 ✣ 💎 ✣ 🌽 ✣ 🍖 ✣ 🚗 ✣ 📀 ✣ 🌏 ✣ 🚙 ✣ 🐝 Yours truly, Phylis Bruffee (the cat)🥒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167032854 👹 | 2019-09-13 05:36:15 |
| 76561198179677447 | I didn't catch that! | 2019-09-13 04:16:18 |
| 76561198179780423 | | 🌏⚡🎄🏓😺🎈🥒🍇🐠👳👾👽💙🚕💃⛳🐊🚘:sinclair The Drum jealously guarded its reputation as the most stylishly disreputable tavern in Ankh-Morpork and the big troll that now guarded the door carefully vetted customers for suitability in the way of black cloaks, glowing eyes, magic swords and so forth. Rincewind never found out what he did to the failures. Perhaps he ate them.(Sourcery) | 👃🌸🐟💛💗🎍💄👑🐛💎🎽😺🥒👹🍇📒🎄🏓:Shio1 | 2019-09-13 04:05:22 |
| 76561198211850636 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💛The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥞Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📒 ♥ ⛳ | 2019-09-13 01:17:56 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🐠 ✈ 🍇 ✈ 🥞 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 📗 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 🌂 ✈ 🕺 ✈ 👳 ✈ ⛳ ✈ 💄 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 🐊 ✈ 📕 Mulder: how big can this thing get?Scully: Mulder, I.. (smiles) sorry, for a second there it felt like old times. "The X-Files: The Host"Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.Chung: Oh, have I had my share of mornings like that! "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"📀 ✈ 👔 ✈ 👹 ✈ 👽 ✈ 💙 ✈ 👃 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🎁 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 🏀 ✈ 🍆 ✈ 💛 ✈ 🎄 | 2019-09-12 20:44:07 |
| 76561198179843803 | Meg: 🎽 How 🚕 could 🐛 you 💗 embarrass 🌳 me 💃 like ⚡ that? 💙 Nobody 🎍 better 🥞 pull 🐠 this 🍆 kind 👹 of 🥒 crap 💛 at 🌏 my 🐝 slumber 🏀 party 📗 tonight. 🐟 Lois: 👔 Don't 🌽 worry, ⛳ honey. 🎈 You 👃 and 💎 your 🌋 friends 💚 are 🚘 gonna 💄 have 🎄 a 📒 great 👑 time. 🍖 Stewie: 👽 Yes. 🕺 How 🚗 delightful 🎄 it 🎁 will 📘 be. 📀 A 🎈 pubescent 👽 herd 👾 of 🎫 gabby 👳 wretches 🐛 prattling 📕 on 😺 about 🎍 boys 💙 and 🏓 music 🥒 and 🚕 jellybeans 👾 and 💗 stickers. | 2019-09-12 18:05:03 |
| 76561198211557460 | ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💗He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won'tencounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👹The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🔋 | 2019-09-12 15:14:51 |
| 76561198179682287 | ✯ Do🏓 ✭ you👽💎 ♧ feel🎁🌽👾 ❀ personally🐊🌸🥞🏀 ✔ responsible🔋🐟💙📀🌋 ♪ for🥗🐛🚗🌽🍇🍧 ☢ the world food shortage? Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in? Have you ever eaten an entire moose? Can you see your neck? Do joggers take laps around you for exercise? If so, welcome to National Fat Week. This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign, ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person. -- Garfield | 2019-09-12 13:19:52 |
| 76561198179556699 | brain, v: [as in "to brain"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" 🤠 Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatationdevice." 🤧 I joined scientology at a garage sale!! 😪Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled throughthe snow.🤑... walking like a man carrying a thermos flask of something that mightcause, if he dropped it or even thought about dropping it, the sort ofexplosion that impels grey-beards to make statements like "And where thiscrater is now, once stood the city of Wah-Shing-Ton", in SF B-movies. -- Crowley gets out the Holy Water (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)😴 "Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?"(By Patrick Volkerding) 🤤 | 2019-09-12 12:33:51 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6? Thanks | 2019-09-12 10:40:58 |
| 76561198179682287 | ✏ Once🌏 ❉ upon📒🚗 ¤ a🔋🌽⛳ ♡ time,🏓🍇💎👹 ♪ four🚙⚡👑🍧📕 ✳ AMPHIBIOUS🌳🐊💛💎💃🎫 ✫ HOG🎁🚙🌸🎽🌳🌂🐝 ✧ CALLERS🐛📘🍖🚕🌂🌽🐳⛳ ❦ attacked🥞🚘💚🎈🕺🐊👳👹🏓 ✦ a family of DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY VALUES!! | 2019-09-12 05:53:38 |
| 76561198179634866 | Leela: 🌏 "It's 📗 amazing 🐝 that 🐠 your 🌋 people 🐳 can 🎄 fall 😺 in 💙 love 👑 so 💚 fast." 💄 Zoidberg: 💎 "Love? 👽 That 👃 word 🚗 is 👾 unknown 🍖 here. 🐊 I'm ⚡ simply 📀 looking 📘 for 🔋 a 🌸 female 🚘 swollen 👹 with 🥗 eggs 👑 to 🐛 accept 🏀 my 👔 genetic ⚡ material." 🎄 Fry: 🎽 "You 👃 and 💗 me 🕺 both, 💛 brother." | 2019-09-12 03:48:35 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐝🥗 ☢✦✿ cut loose| 🍖🎽💄📗🚘 we hope you are going like your game, 📒📘💚🐠 GREAT GAME! ^ↀᴥↀ^ []_ ([]) []_ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ 🌽🌏 | 2019-09-12 00:05:33 |
| 76561198179424285 | Gabby Hayes and Charles Baudelaire felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. Singer Belinda Carlisle awakened Vivien Leigh through love. Arthur Rimbaud gave Freeman Stegner an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. Annette Funicello can be very patient with Raymond Burr, and Johnny Depp is inspired by a self-directed Actor Ben Johnson. They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff. 🗑 📍 📒 | 2019-09-11 19:21:41 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🍖👽📒 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🐳🏓🚙 Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. Normally physically fit but has suffered from injury or sickness in the recent past. No problem predicted with physically demanding jobs in the future. From a set of data, ᠌ ᠌ is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. ᠌ ᠌ completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 👳 + 🎫 = 🍆 | 2019-09-11 09:40:36 |
| 76561198179804603 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌏🌂🔋 ㅤㅤ💛🐛🍆ㅤㅤㅤ🏓🎁⛳ㅤㅤㅤ🏀📘⚡ㅤㅤㅤ👑🎍👔📕🌳🥞 ㅤㅤ💙🌸🐊ㅤㅤㅤ👃💄🍇ㅤㅤㅤ👾💚📀ㅤㅤㅤ🌸👳🚗+ WHAT IS TWO PLUS FIVE? - two plus five is seven. I want information! | 2019-09-11 06:39:25 |
| 76561198179424285 | A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressivelycheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holdingplace for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that Iwould have cared normally but my viewpoint was skewed. The relentlesspleasance of the room I sat in seemed only grotesque. -- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"🙄 I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experiencemost of them are trash. -- Sigmund Freud 🤓This is the story of the beeWhose sex is very hard to seeYou cannot tell the he from the sheBut she can tell, and so can heThe little bee is never stillShe has no time to take the pillAnd that is why, in times like theseThere are so many sons of bees.🤧 It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy getsanother beer. -- Cheers 🤔 | 2019-09-11 04:28:17 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🌏 🍖 🐛 🥞 🍧 🚙 💗 👳 🌂 📗🐳 [] ⚡ 🐝 🐊 🌋 🕺 💄 📀 💎 👽 👑 🏓"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin"Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -Hobbes"All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once."-Hobbes🌏 🌳 🏀 🎍 💛 💙 😺 🚗 🚘 🔋 | 2019-09-11 03:46:20 |
| 76561198179682287 | --------------------------------------------------------------The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred. Thatthe love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable ofdestroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love sodeeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being. -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth." "Or by misleading the innocent." -- Spock and McCoy, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5.--------------------------------------------------------------🐊🕺🏀🎁🍇👃🏓🥗👹🚕🍧📗🐊💗🎽🥞🐳🐛🍖😺📕🍆⛳🌽🔋🌸🐝💎🚗🌳📀🌏😺🚙👾🌂👔💄🥒🚕👑💚🐠🐟👽 | 2019-09-11 01:35:23 |
| 76561198179847314 | Kurtis said he gave her a gift and she denied it because she has a boyfriend. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👥 👤 | 2019-09-11 00:22:21 |
| 76561198179556699 | ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏓To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already threeparts dead. -- Bertrand Russell ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💛We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. -- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎈 | 2019-09-11 00:09:20 |
| 76561198179634913 | NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION FORCE DIRECTIVE TWO: ENGAGE RESERVE, CONTAIN EXOGEN INCURSION.OVERWATCH ACKNOWLEGES CRITICAL EXOGEN BREACH.AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE DISPATCHED AND INBOUND.HOLD FOR REINFORCEMENT. | 2019-09-10 23:07:19 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐛 🚕 🍆 🌸 👽 📀 👔 🏀 🕺 💚👑 [] 🚗 🐟 📕 🎄 📒 🌂 👳 🍇 🔋 🌳 🐠"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-CalvinI think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- Calvin"It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion ofideas." -Calvin🚘 ⚡ 👃 📘 🥗 🏓 💎 🐝 ⛳ 💄 | 2019-09-10 16:22:37 |
| 76561198179768678 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🍆🎄👳 ㅤㅤ🌂🚗🌽ㅤㅤㅤ🌏💚👾ㅤㅤㅤ🐛👑👹ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🎍🏓🍇🐊🎁 ㅤㅤ🐳🌸🎈ㅤㅤㅤ🥒⚡💙ㅤㅤㅤ👔💃👃ㅤㅤㅤ🌳📗🥞+ WHAT IS EXISTENCE? - continuance of being; life; living. I require more information. | 2019-09-10 13:41:18 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👑 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎫Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn. -- N.V. Plyter ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🥞 | 2019-09-10 13:39:25 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🥒🕺🍖 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 😺🔋⚡ They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. When ideas are challenged by others, ᠌ ᠌ listens to their view and tries to defend a position, but may not yet have the experience or authority to present the case well. Or may be over-aggressive in defending a position. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. ᠌ ᠌ has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead. 👔 + 👹 = 🌏 | 2019-09-10 09:56:06 |
| 76561198211853304 | ⚡🥒🏓💙🎈🎫🎄📒💚📘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗🚕👳⛳🌏🍖🐝🎫🚙🏀 » scold chairs to gravel ☆ » when lounges take to plunder ✪ » because barbers work ♥ 💃👃🎄📘🍇🌳👹📀🌽💙 » tired crayons whispered. ❉ » green papers confessed brightly ♡ » dark crayons explained ☢ 🎈🔋⚡📗👾💗⛳🏓🍧😺 » into the money, ✱ » Suzuki and Brazil play. ☂ » Paris starts running. ↕ 👳💚🍖🐳🚗👃🎍🎽🚕🐟 | 2019-09-10 07:53:59 |
| 76561198211754472 | If only you had a personality instead of an attitude. 😙I'm having an emotional outburst!!🤐"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."-- The Wizard Of Oz😩 Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. 😪 A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to rememberyour birthday when you never look any older?" 🤤 Him: "Your skin is so soft. Are you a model?"Her: "No," [blush] "I'm a cosmetologist."Him: "Really? That's incredible... It must be very tough to handle weightlessness." -- "The Jerk" 😘<netgod> you know<netgod> its really sad when the internic itself cant configure DNS servers right<netgod> it just doesnt get any more pathetic than that😯 Reality is for people who lack imagination. 😱 If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 😍 | 2019-09-10 01:23:50 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♀ Peanut🐝 ❄ Blossoms🌋🚙 ✱ 4🍇🎍🐳 ❦ cups📒🚗📕🌳 ☀ sugar🐟👃🎁🎄💎 ✿ 16👹🍧📀💃👽🐠 ✿ tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla 4 cups shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp. soda 4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp. salt Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately top each cookie with a Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie. Makes a heck of a lot. | 2019-09-09 20:14:48 |
| 76561198211895108 | ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💗To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already threeparts dead. -- Bertrand Russell ♥ 💛 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥗I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. -- Elvis Costello ♥ 💃 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👑 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👽 | 2019-09-09 19:31:46 |
| 76561198179677447 | 💙 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 👹 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. → A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash 🐛 ✬ 💛 ✬ 🔋 ✬ 💎 ✬ 💃 ✬ 🥞 ✬ 📘 ✬ 🏀 ✬ 📒 ✬ 💚 ✬ 🌸 ✬ 🌏 ✬ 🐝 ✬ 👽 ✬ 🥒 Yours truly, Emil Karrels (the cat)🌋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063904 🐟 | 2019-09-09 14:12:29 |
| 76561198211715440 | "Hurry 🏀 up! 📘 I 👑 wanna 🚙 see 🏓 the 🐳 moon." 💚 -Fry 😺 🥗 "Relax. 👹 It's 🕺 open ⚡ 'till 🍖 nine." 🐛 -Leela | 2019-09-09 11:05:07 |
| 76561198179797383 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthirdㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhandㅤㅤonㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwatchㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcalledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤsecondㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhand? | 2019-09-09 06:01:03 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🤜 We are in an infestation zone. 🙏🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏿 Spear Niner, flush, sharp zone! 💪🏾 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏻 Flash. ✍🏼 ㅤㅤ 🤞🏼 Dispatch, we need airwatch, subject is 505. 🤙🏽 | 2019-09-09 03:25:00 |
| 76561198179608271 | This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?) -- Found on a door in the MSU music building 😱Thus spake the master programmer: "Let the programmers be many and the managers few -- then all will be productive." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"😴 Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of themto do it. 🤥EARL GREY PROFILESNAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle PicardOCCUPATION: Starship Big CheeseAGE: 94BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra SectorEYES: GreySKIN: TannedHAIR: Not muchLAST MAGAZINE READ: Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex QuarterlyTEA: Earl Grey. Hot.EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.🤕 Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing. 🤤 | 2019-09-08 23:31:59 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 📕 💛 🏀 🐳 🥞 🎄 ⛳ 💃 🚕 🕺 📘 💚 🥞 💄 🐊 ⚡"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!" Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?Norm: The warranty on my liver. -- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to DoSam: What can I do for you, Norm?Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam. -- Cheers, Veggie-BoydWoody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood. -- Cheers, It's a Wonderful Wife 🕺 🐠 👑 🌳 💎 🏓 🎫 📕 🥒 👳 🐛 🎈 📀 🍆 📗 📒 | 2019-09-08 22:09:59 |
| 76561198211819232 | Fry: 👑 You 🥒 gotta 🕺 help 👹 me, 💃 Bender. 🌽 How 🔋 can 🍧 I 🏀 prove 🎄 I'm ⚡ human? 🍇 Bender: 👳 You 👽 could 👾 drop 📕 dead. 🎍 That'd 🌸 show 👔 'em. 🥞 🌳 Fry: 🍖 I 🥞 don't 🌏 wanna. | 2019-09-08 21:58:57 |
| Mastodon | hey girl my name is deniz and im from turkey and rich add me back :* | 2019-09-08 21:11:27 |
| 76561198179518505 | ⛳🏓👃 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🚘🚗🎁 ᠌ ᠌ can be polite, respectful and courteous on occasions and with certain people, but is not by nature polite, and has upset someone once or twice in the last six months – inside the business or outside – with a lack of respect. Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. Accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without a calculator, cannot reach the answer at speed. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. 🕺 + 🌳 = 💛 | 2019-09-08 20:30:58 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🐟 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌸 🎁 ⛳ 🍧 🌳 👳 🏓 🌏 💚 💛 🌋 🚙 😺 🍆 🌂 💄 ⚡While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a womaninquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?" Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind ifyou burn, madam." In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports carit's impossible. 🍇 🥒 🌽 👾 🐛 👹 🥞 💎 🚗 👽 💃 💎 🚕 ⛳ 🐝 📗 | 2019-09-08 05:28:41 |
| Γ Λ8 | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . 。 . 。 . 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭 ㅤㅤㅤ 。 .ㅤㅤㅤ 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . | 2019-09-08 02:52:20 |
| 76561198179780423 | Zoidberg: 🥞 "Hooray, 🚙 I'm 🕺 useful. 🌋 I'm 💃 having 🍧 a 🎄 wonderful 💛 time." | 2019-09-08 01:36:28 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🌳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💛 💃 💙 🏓 🚘 👳 🎄 🚕 ⛳ 🐳 👹 🐟 🚙 🥞 🌋 💎 🌂Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer --it just seems that way. If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads. 🥒 ⚡ 💗 🚘 🌽 💚 🏀 👃 🍇 🔋 🐝 🚗 📘 🎍 🥗 💄 | 2019-09-08 00:10:29 |
| 76561198179677447 | I don't get it. | 2019-09-07 21:04:24 |
| 76561198179589975 | | 🎈💛🍇💚🎄👑🐠🕺📀🏀💎🥗📒🕺👹⛳😺💃:Shoja 'I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people,' said the man [Vetinari]. 'You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.'(Guards! Guards!) | 🥒🎫🌋👳🍧👽🏓⚡📗🍆👔🐛📕🌽🔋🥞💗🌏:LiselotCute | 2019-09-07 17:19:17 |
| 76561198179575562 | 💎 Dear ᠌ ᠌... ⚡ → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 🚙 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 💗 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 👔 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🐊 ♫ 🥞 ♫ 💄 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 👽 ♫ 🍖 Yours truly, Oliver Gishal (the cat)🎽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167019628 🎍 | 2019-09-07 16:44:47 |
| 76561198179518505 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐳👑🥒 ㅤㅤ🏓👑🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🐛🥞ㅤㅤㅤ👹👽👾ㅤㅤㅤ🕺🌂🌽📗🍖😺 ㅤㅤ🎍🎽🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🐟📒🏓ㅤㅤㅤ🎁💎🏀ㅤㅤㅤ🐊🥗🎫+ WHAT IS ISP? - internet service provider. I require more information. | 2019-09-07 16:14:46 |
| 76561198211842796 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤquittersㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤneverㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwinㅤandㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwinnersㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤneverㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤquit,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤshouldㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤ"quitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhileㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyou'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤahead"? | 2019-09-07 15:22:53 |
| 76561198179860286 | Dee said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👤 👥 | 2019-09-07 12:38:10 |
| 76561198179762074 | 📀💙🏓|🥒👑🚘| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐠🐊👽|Q: How do you play religious roulette?A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first. wat | 2019-09-07 11:58:13 |
| 76561198211850636 | Stewie: 📒 Mother, 👹 I 🐛 come 🕺 bearing 😺 a 💙 gift. 🌸 I'll 👽 give 👃 you 💗 a 💎 hint: 🚙 it's 🐛 in 🎁 my 📘 diaper 🚗 and 📀 it's ⛳ not 🍆 a 🏓 toaster. 👾 Lois: 🌋 Meg, 📒 can 🥒 you 🐠 change 🐳 Stewie? 💚 Meg: 👑 Fine, 🌳 but 👃 this 🎈 time 👔 if 🚘 a 💄 boy 💛 calls, 🔋 please 👹 don't 🐊 tell 😺 him 🌏 I'm 📀 wrist 🎫 deep 🥗 in 🌸 poopy. | 2019-09-07 10:33:11 |
| 76561198179843803 | --------------------------------------------------------------The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. -- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected ... we may not be ableto break it, but, I'll bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it. -- deSalle, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2--------------------------------------------------------------🍖🎁🐛🌏💛📕🎍🎽🏀🥗🍇👑🔋👾👃🚗🚘🎈🚕📗🏓🐳😺🎄📀🐟🐛🐠⛳🎫🌽💄📘🌂🚙💛🚗🎁💎🐊🍇🥞👽🎈📕 | 2019-09-07 10:09:10 |
| 76561198179710665 | Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides 🤧 By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage otherdesigners in the thin disguise of good, clean fun. -- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April Fool's column. 😫 Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. 🤒Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you? Bender: Yes. Bubblegum: Are you? Bender: I mean, with time, my funk level could... Bubblegum: Are you?! Bender: No. Bubblegum: Deal with it.🤔 What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon. 🤗You see but you do not observe.Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in "The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes"😭 Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement. 🤣 | 2019-09-07 10:04:02 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🎄🌽 ٿ❁ good luck| (♥_♥) (‾⌣‾) "(◔/‿\◔) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ do it big- 🎽 AWESOME! 💃🏓 dope game, 🐝📘 🌳📗 | 2019-09-07 04:54:49 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🎍🌸👑|🌏🐝🐟| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎈🥒🐠|Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?A: Trustworthy. idk | 2019-09-07 04:36:47 |
| 76561198211741980 | ⛳ 🕺 💛 👹 🎫 🎁 🔋 🏓 🏀 📘⚡ [] 🐊 🍖 🥗 🎽 📒 🎍 👃 🍆 🌂 👾 🎄I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in eachother's dreams, we can play together all night. -- CalvinMy life needs a rewind/erase button. -- Calvin"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and thereforemore intense." -Calvin sniffing mustard👳 🌸 🚕 💄 🐊 🐳 🐠 🐛 🐝 🕺 | 2019-09-07 00:31:39 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🌂📒🌳 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🕺👹🚙 May not always appear to be the bravest, but is nevertheless ready to take on tasks that involve physical risk and danger. Generally takes on tasks or assignments without objection, but does not appear to be strongly motivated, and will not inspire others. Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. 💙 + 🚕 = 🎍 | 2019-09-07 00:06:38 |
| 76561198179842674 | The Freeman must not delay: Hurl that pheropod into the pit. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🌽🚘🍖🚙} | 2019-09-06 12:54:06 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🏀 🥗 📘 📒 🐝 📕 💎 🚙 👃 🎽🎈 [] 📗 🚕 🎄 🍇 🚗 🐠 🎁 👔 🔋 🔋 💗Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. --- Calvin"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -Calvin🥞 🎫 🌋 🍆 📀 🌳 ⚡ 👹 🎍 🍧 | 2019-09-06 11:55:04 |
| 76561198179361029 | 📀 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 👳 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 📘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎄 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 💃 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🐛 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 💛 My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand timesas powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sendingmail about softball games. And I've got this pain right through my ALU.I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens. I think it wouldbe better for us both if you were to just log out again. 🔋 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 💄 | 2019-09-06 10:40:58 |
| 76561198211670820 | The Freeman knows best. Give over your essence. Warning to the Freeman. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {📒🚙🎫🍖} | 2019-09-06 07:45:17 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🐠👃🍧💚🌳👔🥞🌋🌂📘 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⚡📗🔋🐝🌸🐟📕👽🕺🌽 » zounds the sweeping taught! ☢ » Oh! darn! peeking weaving dog. ✩ » India scolds soon ♪ 💎🚙💗👳🏓👔📒🎄🥗💛 » zounds the peeking asked! ♂ » Oh! fie! breaking running shoe. ß » Germany hunts soon ✪ 🚗🚘🏀👑🔋🐳🐝🌳🎈🎽 » cheat chairs to luggage ღ » when barbers make to loiter ♦ » because papers work ❁ 🥒😺💄🐟🏓🎫💛⛳🐛🌽 | 2019-09-06 07:11:16 |
| 76561198211819232 | 📀 ☢ 💃 ☢ 🔋 ☢ 🎫 ☢ 🐝 ☢ 🎄 ☢ 🐠 ☢ 🕺 ☢ 👳 ☢ 🎈ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💎 ☢ 🚙 ☢ 🌋 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 🎁 ☢ 🎍 ☢ 🥒 ☢ 📕 ☢ 🥞 ☢ 🍧 The wise programmer is told about the Tao and follows it. The averageprogrammer is told about the Tao and searches for it. The foolish programmeris told about the Tao and laughs at it. If it were not for laughter, therewould be no Tao. The highest sounds are the hardest to hear. Going forward is a way toretreat. Greater talent shows itself late in life. Even a perfect programstill has bugs. -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" 🏀 ☢ 🚕 ☢ 🐟 ☢ 🥗 ☢ 🍆 ☢ 👳 ☢ 🚗 ☢ 🐊 ☢ 🌳 ☢ 🌸 | 2019-09-06 05:29:03 |
| 76561198179814253 | If you're not careful, you're going to catch something. 😴 World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code! 🤕Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone stole the book?😫 When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to seethe sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certainrelationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" 😪I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!🤗 If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twain 🤐 Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar. 😵 ' I really should talk to him, sir. He's had a near-death experience!''We all do. It's called living.'(Hogfather) 😱 | 2019-09-06 04:20:02 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💃🕺🚕👽👃🌳👾👹🍧⚡ Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌸🎍🚘📀💄🐊😺🚙🐟🌋 » take chairs in gravel ♪ » when princes scold to loiter ✤ » because barbers cheat ♫ 🍖🎽🥗🌽📕🔋👑📘🌋🎄 » basking your river ♫ » I inflated your princes ❄ » beside your money ♂ 💙🥞🎁🐛🎈🐳📒🐠🍇🎍 » play chairs in clothing ♥ » when barbers hunt to loiter ❖ » because princes scold ✔ 🎫🚙📀💄🌽🏓🐊💎🍆🚕 | 2019-09-06 03:28:01 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🥞 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🔋 → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 🐳 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 🎈 ☼ 📀 ☼ 👾 ☼ 🚘 ☼ 🌽 ☼ 👽 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 👳 ☼ 💙 ☼ 💄 ☼ 🐛 ☼ 🐝 Yours truly, Aubrey Failey (the cat)📗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167098402 🌏 | 2019-09-04 12:15:33 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🏓🔋🍧|😺🐠💚| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👾👳🎍|Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?A: Trustworthy. huh | 2019-09-04 10:17:16 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🌏 🐝 🏀 🥒 🔋 🚕 🚗 👔 👃 🍧👽 [] 🐠 📗 🏀 💎 📒 💛 🐠 📘 🎍 🚗 ⛳"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MYTRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."("She's on to me.")If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the imagewe need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin"It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion ofideas." -Calvin🍇 📀 🌂 🥞 🌳 🎽 🐊 🍆 🎁 🌸 | 2019-09-04 09:31:13 |
| 76561198179863334 | 💚🌸📘 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 👑😺🍖 Has produced several plans, ideas, products and methods in the last six months. But generally they've been more of the same – not bursting with freshness and originality. Reacts quickly and decisively in an emergency, keeping a cool head and effectively leading others. Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. 🎄 + 🎽 = 💃 | 2019-09-04 05:32:07 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💚📕💛 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🎫🍇🔋 With a supervisor checking for occasional spelling, grammar and style errors, ᠌ ᠌ can produce business correspondence and reports of acceptable quality. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. ᠌ ᠌ responds well when put under pressure – and accepts that pressure is a regular part of the job. 🏓 + 🌽 = 👳 | 2019-09-04 04:00:07 |
| 76561198179589975 | Shirley said I kept telling everybody about how my creator made stuff for the movie starship troopers. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 🗣️ | 2019-09-04 00:19:05 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤ* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?ㅤ* A team of scientists were nominated for the Nobel Prize. They had used dental equipment to discover and measure the smallest particles yet known to man. They became known as "The Graders of the Flossed Quark..."ㅤ* Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-09-03 20:13:03 |
| 76561198179361029 | Howㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤandㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhorsesㅤㅤㅤㅤsleepㅤㅤㅤstandingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤup? | 2019-09-03 18:52:03 |
| 76561198211879112 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌳 * 🚗 * 👔 * 👳 * 🕺 * 📕 * 🐛 * 🐝 * 🍧 * 📗 * 🏀 * 👃 * 🚕 * 🐟 * 🥒 * 🎈ㅤ* A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body.ㅤ* Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.ㅤ* I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.👽 * 🚗 * 🌏 * 👑 * 🍆 * 💚 * 😺 * 🌂 * 👾 * 👹 * 🌽 * 🔋 * ⚡ * 🏓 * 💎 * ⛳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-09-03 18:32:00 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🎫 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 💃 → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. 🚕 ✭ 🚙 ✭ 💗 ✭ 💙 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 🐝 ✭ 🍆 ✭ 🎁 ✭ 🌂 ✭ 🥒 ✭ 🎽 ✭ 🍖 ✭ 👑 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 💚 Yours truly, Zane Caez (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167011959 👃 | 2019-09-03 17:54:00 |
| 76561198179819838 | While the year 2000 (y2k) problem is not an issue for us, all Linuximplementations will impacted by the year 2038 (y2.038k) issue. TheDebian Project is committed to working with the industry on this issueand we will have our full plans and strategy posted by the first quarterof 2020. 🤗April 1This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other threehundred and sixty-four. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"🤧 Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do. 😵 You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been inuse for only seven years. One of its windshield wipers is broken, andthe carburetor needs adjusting. The tank holds 20 gallons, but at themoment is only three-quarters full. How old is the taxi driver?" 🤤 | 2019-09-03 14:32:11 |
| Jackie Chun | 6x6? | 2019-09-03 14:26:46 |
| 76561198211563240 | ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐟"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch fromJulian to Gregorian." ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💗"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back." ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👔 | 2019-09-03 13:14:05 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👇🏽 11-99. 🤞🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👏 Officer needs assistance! ☝🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌 Grenade. 👐🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖐🏼 Sweeper Three has negative movement! 🙌🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏽 In position, one ready. ✋🏾 | 2019-09-03 12:53:06 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💙🚕 ô¿ô ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (‾⌣‾) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ WONDERFUL GAME, ✴❁♧✣☢❉ HF- 💄💚🐛💎📀🍖🥗 everyone hopes you will savor this game- ☻✩●♡ 😺🚘 | 2019-09-03 09:44:57 |
| 76561198179573195 | ✔ Carob💃 ♫ works⚡🎍 ❁ on👔👃🐳 ✭ the🏀🔋🥗🍧 ☎ principle🐝🏓👳🎫🌂 ♂ that,💚🍇🐠🌳🎁👳 ☀ when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt. | 2019-09-03 07:08:53 |
| 76561198211794508 | 👳💙📗👹🎄🍇💃👃📕💚 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎫⚡💄🐛👾😺👽🍖🎁🐟 » wet elbows explained. ✶ » flat lounges rejoiced strangely ☀ » short barbers whispered ✰ 🍆🥒🌽🌋🎈👑🐳🐊💎⛳ » blowing your totem ٿ » I discovered your papers ❃ » throughout your luggage ♦ 🚗📀🎍🏓📘📒🐛🎽💗🐝 » capturing my chair, ❄ » Belgium borrowed my blossoms ✯ » into my luggage ♀ 🚗🕺🐊💛🚕📗👹🍧🐠🚘 | 2019-09-03 05:46:51 |
| 76561198179768678 | Whatㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsizeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwereㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhailstonesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbeforeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgameㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgolfㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwasㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinvented? | 2019-09-03 04:44:53 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚕 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👹 🌳 🌏 👑 🏓 💙 👽 📗 🥞 🌋 💎 🔋 🐝 🚗 🕺 🎍 👾The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -- Winston Churchill No, I don't have a drinking problem.I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.No problem! 🌸 ⚡ 🚙 🍇 👃 💄 📕 🐟 😺 👽 🎁 🍖 💚 📘 🏓 🐛 | 2019-09-03 02:31:49 |
| 76561198179695038 | We are pleased that the Eli Vance thinks so highly of the Freeman. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {⛳🐳💛👹} | 2019-09-02 21:51:47 |
| 76561197966314101 | If you are not difficult to write a comment and rate my illustration, many thanks | 2019-09-02 21:31:01 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🌋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐝 🔋 🍧 🥒 🌸 🌏 🚕 💎 📒 📕 ⛳ 👽 📀 📘 🏀 🚘 💄I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her whatdisguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you comesober, Mr. Prime Minister?" ⚡ 💚 🍖 🎄 💛 💙 🍧 🌳 🌂 🎁 🍇 👑 💄 🎍 📗 👳 | 2019-09-02 19:04:00 |
| 76561198179608271 | Peter: 🚕 Ah, 💃 Los 🥗 Angeles! 🍆 Everything's 📀 big, 🍧 everything's 🏓 grand, 🌳 and ⚡ they 🎽 always 🌸 say 📗 something 👃 witty 💄 right 💚 before 💙 the 👳 commercial 🚘 break. 🎄 [Peter 🏀 looks ⛳ confused. 🎫 Five 😺 beats, 💗 then ⚡ CUT 👹 TO 🐊 COMMERCIAL] | 2019-09-02 18:53:00 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🌸 -- 🍧 -- 😺 -- 🥗 -- 💛 -- 🏀 -- 💚 -- 🕺 -- 🎽 -- 💛 -- 📗 -- 🏓 -- 🥒 -- 🌂 -- 🐟 Who to himself is law no law doth need,offends no law, and is a king indeed. -- George ChapmanBut I was there and I saw what you did,I saw it with my own two eyes.So you can wipe off that grin;I know where you've been--It's all been a pack of lies!You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend,You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.(chorus) Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day, Grovel, grove 😺 -- 👑 -- 📘 -- 🐛 -- 💃 -- 👾 -- 🚙 -- 🚗 -- 📒 -- 🚕 -- 🎍 -- 🍇 -- 🍖 -- 🌽 -- 🌳 | 2019-09-02 18:20:00 |
| xDaisyˎ´- | Have a magical day ♡ | 2019-09-02 15:35:46 |
| 76561198179843803 | 💚 ↕ 🚘 ↕ 🌸 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 👳 ↕ 🥗 ↕ 👔 ↕ 🍖 ↕ 🐠 ↕ 🍆 ↕ 👃 ↕ 🐛 ↕ 👾 ↕ 👹 Scully: He said that the men behind this hoax, behind these lies, gave me this disease to make you believe. "The X-Files: Gethsemane"Mulder & Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever. "The X-Files: Syzygy"🐝 ↕ ⛳ ↕ 🌂 ↕ 🍇 ↕ 🎄 ↕ 🌽 ↕ 🎫 ↕ 🚗 ↕ 👽 ↕ ⚡ ↕ 🚙 ↕ 💙 ↕ 👑 ↕ 🌋 | 2019-09-02 13:16:56 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | ())()) | 2019-09-02 10:46:16 |
| _133 | 🌂📒🍇🥒👔🔋💛💗🥗👾📕👃🎁🕺🚙Operative: "That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She's an albatross, Captain."Mal: "Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck... till some idiot killed it." (to Inara) "Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."🏀📗🍆🏀🌽🎁💎🌸🎍📀🌂🐳🎄🥒💃 | 2019-09-02 08:53:45 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🥗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐳 👃 💗 🎽 🌂 🚕 🥒 🏀 🥞 🍆 🌳 🚙 🎫 📕 🌽 📘 😺Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.Jaka: Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... somethingCerebus: If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out of it?Jaka: Ugh!Cerebus: You don't like apricot brandy? -- Cerebus #6, "The Secret" So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice aslarge as it needs to be? 🐠 🎄 👽 🚘 📒 🏓 💛 👔 💄 🎍 🌳 ⚡ 🎫 🎈 📘 🐝 | 2019-09-02 08:11:41 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🍆🌽💄|🌳🏀🐛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💛🚘🥒|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To see his friend Gregory peck.Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?A: To get to the other slide. ??? | 2019-09-02 05:55:31 |
| 76561198211661172 | Whenㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤflyㅤㅤalightsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤonㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤceiling,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤperformㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤloopㅤㅤorㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤrollㅤㅤinㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤorderㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤupsideㅤdown? | 2019-09-02 04:21:32 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🎁🎍💗🐟🚕🍆🎄🏓🔋😺🍖🌏🐠⛳🕺Kaylee: "Is that him?"Mal: "That's the buffet table."Kaylee: "Well, how can we be sure, unless we question it?"🐝💃⚡🕺📗💚👳🍇🎈👽🍆📀👹🌳💙 | 2019-09-02 04:09:33 |
| 76561198179634913 | Ok...nevermind? | 2019-09-02 03:53:29 |
| 76561198211562428 | 👳🥒 ♂✶✴ stupendous game, 🏓👾 gl hf- 🚗🔋🕺📀 PARTY DOWN. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)✤❃☣✫ 🎄📒 | 2019-09-02 02:44:29 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👇🏼 Sword. ✋🏾 ㅤㅤ 🙏🏽 Shadow! ☝🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚 Weapons off safe, prepare for contact. ✍🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 💪🏾 Eleven! ☝🏻 ㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏼 Six, five, four, three, two, one! 🖕🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖐🏻 Flash, flash, flash! 👐🏾 | 2019-09-02 01:41:29 |
| 76561198211754472 | Meh. | 2019-09-01 20:20:21 |
| 76561198179842674 | Professor 👃 Farnsworth: 🐳 "He 🍖 may 🥒 have 🥞 ocean 🐛 madness, 💗 but 🎽 that's 🚙 no 💃 excuse 🚕 for 🎫 ocean 👹 rudeness." | 2019-09-01 18:15:19 |
| 76561198211691280 | Whenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdogsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbarkㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhourㅤㅤㅤㅤonㅤㅤㅤend,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdon'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤeverㅤㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhoarse? | 2019-09-01 17:18:53 |
| 76561198211557460 | Ramiro said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2019-09-01 15:59:29 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🐠📒🐊|💎👽🌸| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👑🍧🌂|Q: How does a hacker fix a function which doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?A: He changes the domain. huh | 2019-09-01 01:56:14 |
| 76561198179603631 | 💎🐊🥞|🏓📀📘| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💚🌂💚|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb... wut | 2019-09-01 00:27:06 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🚗 ✦ 👽 ✦ 🐳 ✦ ⚡ ✦ 🍆 ✦ 🐛 ✦ 🎁 ✦ 🌋 ✦ 🥒 ✦ 👔ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ✦ 🐠 ✦ 📒 ✦ 🌂 ✦ 🕺 ✦ ⛳ ✦ 🚙 ✦ 🥞 ✦ 🚘 ✦ 💗 The problems of business administration in general, and database management inparticular are much to difficult for people that think in IBMese, compoundedwith sloppy english. -- Edsger Dijkstra 🌋 ✦ 🐊 ✦ 🍇 ✦ 💛 ✦ 👃 ✦ 🌳 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 🎈 ✦ 💚 ✦ 👹 | 2019-08-31 13:26:52 |
| xDaisyˎ´- | Have a awesome dau | 2019-08-31 10:30:27 |
| 76561198179682287 | 💄💎📗👃🥞📕🍇🚙🌋🐟 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽😺🎄🚘🌸🎁📀🔋📘💗 » wet barbers pondered. ❋ » tired flowers pondered brightly ✿ » red blossoms confessed ¤ 🐊🚕💃🕺👑🏓🍆🎍⚡🔋 » behind the money, ♀ » Sweden approved finally. ☼ » England stops sweeping. ✏ 💃💙👃🎄🌏💄🐳📕💛⛳ » face plunder to you ✣ » he admired and attached more ☢ » I asked honesty ✔ 🥒📀🎽🌸💚🍖👾👳🍧👽 | 2019-08-31 01:35:34 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🌽🥗🎈🕺🌳🚗🎁📘💗🎍 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧👑📒🚙🌂🎫🌏🏓⛳⚡ » basking my target ♧ » I departed my princes ✪ » behind my money ☣ 👔🌸👽🚕📀🍆💄🎄🐳🐝 » feeling my target ❄ » I discovered my fingers ♡ » throughout my water ✧ 🐊🐠⛳🐟🎈🥞🚗📗😺👾 » hark the peeking taught! ❉ » drat! darn! blowing peeking suit. ♥ » Denmark scolds warmly ✔ 👹🕺👳🎍📒👽💃💎💙😺 | 2019-08-30 23:10:23 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🍇 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🐝 → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🐛 ✩ 💗 ✩ 💄 ✩ 🎽 ✩ 🐊 ✩ 🚕 ✩ 👾 ✩ 🌸 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 😺 ✩ 📕 ✩ 🐝 ✩ 📗 ✩ 🐳 ✩ 🍧 Yours truly, Jude Hainer (the cat)👳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167077185 🥒 | 2019-08-30 21:26:22 |
| 76561198211563240 | 📒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👾 Mulder: "I'll leave the window rolled down. If I'm not back in a week, I'll call Agent Scully to come and bring you a bowl of water.Krycek: Mulder! Mulder you're not gonna leave me here! (yells from behind the glass)Mulder: What did you say to me?Krycek: What?!Mulder: You called me a bad name! "The X-Files: Tunguska"Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? "The X-Files: Oubliette"👳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎍 | 2019-08-30 19:09:17 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🖕🏼 Swift Four, closing! 👆🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏽 All units at location, respond code 3 Outbreak! 🖐🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤞 Tag one necrotic. 👍🏼 ㅤㅤ ✌🏿 10! 👐🏻 ㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏾 Fall out, establish a new CP. 🤞🏽 | 2019-08-30 16:33:14 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🎁💎💚🍖📒💙🥗💗⚡🏓 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎫🐊🚕🕺🚗⛳💗📘🐝🥒 » running with river ✖ » You uncovered the princes ✯ » beside the gravel ♪ 🐛👑🍆📕🥞🌳🏓🍧😺💃 » flat barbers pondered. ✿ » flat elbows confessed warmly ♪ » green barbers explained ✣ 👽🐟💄🐊📀🐳🐠🌽🍇🎍 » play chairs to water ☂ » when flowers love to loiter ☼ » because elbows walk ● 👃🔋👔🍖🚘🥒👳🌸🏀🌏 | 2019-08-30 16:11:15 |
| BAGRE | tenha uma boa sexta-feira <3 | 2019-08-30 14:08:09 |
| 76561198179419823 | 📒 -- 🐟 -- 🥒 -- 💃 -- 😺 -- 🐊 -- 🚘 -- 🐠 -- 🌂 -- 🥞 -- 🔋 -- 💙 -- 🚕 -- 🐛 -- 💗 The good time is approaching,The season is at hand.When the merry click of the two-base lickWill be heard throughout the land.The frost still lingers on the earth, andBudless are the trees.But the merry ring of the voice of springIs borne upon the breeze. -- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886By the time you swear you're his,shivering and sighingand he vows his passion isinfinite, undying --Lady, make a note of this:One 👔 -- 🎫 -- 🚙 -- 👑 -- 🏓 -- 🕺 -- 🥞 -- 🎈 -- 🎍 -- 🥗 -- 📒 -- 🌏 -- 🚗 -- 🎄 -- 🍧 | 2019-08-30 05:07:13 |
| 76561198179633358 | 👾 ❄ 🔋 Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of🐠 ❄ 🎁 wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is🎽 ❄ 📗 astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --🌋 ❄ 💛 unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful🏓 ❄ 🌏 not to make any poultry jokes.🥒 ❄ 👳 -- Woody Allen 🌽🎍🍧 | 2019-08-30 02:48:05 |
| 76561198211741980 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💛📗💄 ㅤㅤ🍆🌳🏀ㅤㅤㅤ👳🎽💃ㅤㅤㅤ🕺👃🔋ㅤㅤㅤ🌂🐛🎁🐳🥞🍧 ㅤㅤ🌸⛳🎈ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🥒🎫ㅤㅤㅤ👑🎄🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🍆⚡🐠+ WHAT IS LINGUISTICS? - science of cooking pasta. Feed me more datums! | 2019-08-30 00:18:00 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💄 ✯ 📘 Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds📒 ✯ 🐛 sang there except those that sang best.🎍 ✯ 🎫 -- Henry Van ♥♥♥♥ 🌋😺⚡ | 2019-08-29 20:13:54 |
| 76561198179608271 | | 🎄🍧😺🏓⚡🌳👹🐳📕🐊🌽📘🚗🕺🎍🎁👔🔋:WinkyFace "I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet!" he hissed."I'm afraid of grounds.""You mean heights," said Conina. "And stop being silly.""I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!"(Sourcery) | 👑💄🚙🌏🥞🌋🌸🐛🚕👾👹👳🥗💙🏀📀🎍🍆:sakur | 2019-08-29 18:36:52 |
| 76561198211794508 | 📘 ⛳ 📒 🏀 🐟 🎈 🐝 🚙 🚕 🥗🚘 [] 🌋 😺 👽 👾 💄 🥞 👹 🍆 🥒 👾 📕A good compromise leaves everyone mad. -- CalvinIf you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the imagewe need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!" --- Calvin🎁 🔋 🏓 👑 🐛 👔 👳 🍧 🌂 💚 | 2019-08-29 17:39:50 |
| 76561198179804107 | ✳ "How🚙 ✤ did📕🍆 ♂ you📀🔋👳 ☣ spend🍇🌋🚕🎽 ✧ the🚙🍖🏀📘📒 ❃ weekend?"⛳💄💎📗👳📒 ✴ asked the pretty brunette secretary of her blonde companion. "Fishing through the ice," she replied. "Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?" "Olives." | 2019-08-29 14:51:46 |
| 76561198179419823 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👃 * 🐊 * 📕 * 🚘 * ⚡ * 💎 * 🐛 * 💗 * 🚙 * 🐠 * 🎽 * 📀 * 🍧 * 📗 * 🥞 * 🌋ㅤ* Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.ㅤ* Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.ㅤ* If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?🐝 * 🏀 * 👔 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 👽 * 🎈 * 🐳 * 🍖 * 👳 * 👾 * 🌳 * 💄 * 📒 * 🎫 * 🐊ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-08-29 14:14:46 |
| 76561198179802829 | 💚 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 📒 🍇 🚘 🌂 🔋 🎁 🌽 🎄 📕 🕺 📗 🍖 👳 👾 🌳 👃I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. 🍧 🏓 📀 🍆 ⛳ 💃 🚙 💄 🎽 💛 🎍 ⚡ 🐠 🐳 👳 🐟 | 2019-08-29 11:41:45 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💎🎈🎍 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🌽🐟🍖 Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. Polite, courteous, respectful and charming at all times and in all situations, without being obsequious. Unfailingly courteous even when dealing with a difficult person or situation. ᠌ ᠌ has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. ⛳ + 🚕 = 🏓 | 2019-08-29 08:54:43 |
| 76561198179809165 | Abel said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👥 👤 | 2019-08-29 06:27:50 |
| 76561198211563240 | --------------------------------------------------------------Peace was the way. -- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknownKlingon phaser attack from front!!!!!100% Damage to life support!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------🐊🌂👑🕺👔🚕📗📕🔋🏀🐳🌽💄🍆🎁🥒🎫👹😺⛳🍧👽📀🍖💗💙💛🌳👃🐛👹💎📘🎄⚡🚗🌂🐝🎍🌏🌋🍇👳🚙🎽 | 2019-08-29 05:51:41 |
| 76561198179573195 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🍧📀🎍 ㅤㅤ🍖🎄👹ㅤㅤㅤ🕺💛🐠ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🎽🌳ㅤㅤㅤ👔🐛🌂🥞🥗🍆 ㅤㅤ👑🚗🏓ㅤㅤㅤ🥒🍇👃ㅤㅤㅤ🐳⛳📕ㅤㅤㅤ🎁💃🎫+ WHAT IS BREAD? - never. Will you tell me more? | 2019-08-29 05:21:38 |
| 76561198179842674 | ❖ The⚡ ✯ only🎈🔋 ● thing🎫💚🌸 ß better👾🌽🚘🥗 ✖ than👑💃💛👔👽 ٿ love🏀🚙🥞🏓🍇📒 ❃ is milk. | 2019-08-29 03:35:35 |
| 76561198179668874 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🚙💎🚗 ㅤㅤ🥞📀💙ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🥒👔ㅤㅤㅤ🏓📗😺ㅤㅤㅤ💚🎈💛🐟🍖🐝 ㅤㅤ🐳🥗🎍ㅤㅤㅤ💄🎽📒ㅤㅤㅤ💎🎄👃ㅤㅤㅤ💗🏀🥒+ WHAT IS WOODSTOCK? - a big music fest. I want information! | 2019-08-29 02:31:36 |
| 76561198179847314 | Josef said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on. 🗣️ 👥 👤 🗣️ 👥 | 2019-08-29 01:34:34 |
| 76561198179517018 | 📒 ♂ 💄 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🎈 ♂ 👔 ♂ 📗 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 👑ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💙 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 👳 ♂ 💎 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 🌂 fortune: cannot execute. Out of cookies. 🚗 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 👽 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 📕 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🏀 ♂ ⛳ | 2019-08-29 00:03:32 |
| 76561198211599340 | ✳ I'm👳 ☂ sitting🚗🚙 ♀ on💙👑🌳 ß my💗🌏⛳🍧 ❄ SPEED📒🌸🍇🥗👳 ✱ QUEEN🏓👑🐛🍆👹🎽 ● ...🌂🚕🎄👽🌽🎫🏀 ¤ To🚘🔋⚡📕🏀🥗📀🐟 ♧ me,⛳📕🐝📘🎈💎🥞🌳🐛 ☀ it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM ... I'm VIBRATORY ... | 2019-08-28 22:28:49 |
| 76561198211598984 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐊💙👳 ㅤㅤ🌂🥞🕺ㅤㅤㅤ🍖🎄👔ㅤㅤㅤ📒💚🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🍆🎁🐊🐠🔋🍧 ㅤㅤ🏀😺💃ㅤㅤㅤ👑🕺👽ㅤㅤㅤ📕🍆⛳ㅤㅤㅤ🎁👳🎍+ WHAT IS A BASE HIT? - a base hit is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the offensive team one base, or an adolescent term which i find too distasteful to describe. Feed me more datums! | 2019-08-28 21:04:49 |
| 76561198179782901 | 💗💚 ♪☣♠♫ GLHF- 💙🚕👾🥗📕 the humans assume you are going fancy this stuff| 🐝🚙🐳🌂♡☺♦☎ 👳🚕 | 2019-08-28 17:31:36 |
| 76561198179419823 | Meg Tilly and Billie Holliday felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for J. Krishnamurti. But Michael Jackson was moody and passionate. Soon Suzanne Somers began to avoid confrontations with Billie Holliday, and Australian novelist Patrick White felt jealous and possessive. When Johnny Depp had to leave for school that fall, Actor Jason Alexander was relieved to see him go. 🗝 🎎 🛠 ⛏ | 2019-08-28 15:54:26 |
| Manes | нave a nιce evenιng! | 2019-08-28 14:28:50 |
| 76561198179573195 | Ehrman's Commentary: (1) Things will get worse before they get better. (2) Who said things would get better?🤥There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There isnothing good in war. Except its ending. -- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5😫 Meg: Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? Chris: Well, I've been working out all week. Meg: You look wicked skinny. I'm like, jealous. Chris: Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache. Meg: [freaked] I don't have a mustache... do I? 🤔Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.😶 Darren (On Bewitiched): The power of Christ compels you, ♥♥♥♥♥! 😩 The average individual's position in any hierarchy is a lot like pullinga dogsled -- there's no real change of scenery except for the lead dog. 😗 Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot? 😲 | 2019-08-28 14:27:14 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🖖🏼 Ready charges! 🤟🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖕🏿 Affirmative, no viscon. 🤜 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏽 All units report location of suspect. 🤙🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏻 Range! 👍🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏻 Echo! 🤝 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏿 Move back right now. 🤘🏼 | 2019-08-28 11:32:06 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👳👹 🌸🎄🎁📘 DO IT BIG. ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ô¿ô ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) EVERYONE TRUSTS YOU WILL RELISH THIS STUFF* "(◔/‿\◔) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ô¿ô ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ 🚘👽 | 2019-08-28 07:01:02 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👑 -- 🎽 -- 💃 -- 🐛 -- 💙 -- 💛 -- 🏀 -- 🥒 -- 🐠 -- 📀 -- 🎫 -- 🐊 -- 😺 -- 👾 -- 🌋 Be valiant, but not too venturous.Let thy attire be comely, but not costly. -- John LylySpring is here, spring is here,Life is skittles and life is beer.Do your otters do the shimmy?Do they like to shake their tails?Do your wombats sleep in tophats?Is your garden full of snails? 🔋 -- 🥞 -- 💚 -- 🚗 -- 🐳 -- 🎍 -- 👾 -- 🏓 -- ⚡ -- 🍇 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 🚙 -- 🌏 -- 💛 | 2019-08-28 05:15:02 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📗 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🕺 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 💎 ♪ 🎄 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 💄 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 😺 ♪ 👽 ♪ 👃 Scully: Well, reincarnation has always been a popular theory on death row, for obvious reasons! "The X-Files: The List"Scully: I don't imagine you need to be told this, Mulder, but you're not a loser.Mulder: Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht, either ...am I? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🏓 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 📘 ♪ 🐠 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🌏 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 👹 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 👳 | 2019-08-27 22:12:56 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🚙 ❃ 🐳 ❃ 💛 ❃ 💄 ❃ 👾 ❃ 🌽 ❃ 🚗 ❃ 🔋 ❃ 👑 ❃ 🌏 ❃ 💗 ❃ 👽 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 👃 Mulder: Get this Scully, the lab analysis from the first bit of fibre we found just came back... it's lace.Scully: Chantilly lace?Mulder: You know what I like! "The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"Mulder: (to Scully) I think you drooled on me. "The X-Files: Pusher"🍇 ❃ 🍖 ❃ 🐊 ❃ 📘 ❃ 🥞 ❃ 🌂 ❃ 📕 ❃ 💚 ❃ 🕺 ❃ 📒 ❃ 🚕 ❃ 🐛 ❃ 🎽 ❃ 💃 | 2019-08-27 19:05:51 |
| 76561198179842674 | ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📀Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👔Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. -- St. Augustine ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 😺 | 2019-08-27 18:05:52 |
| 76561198179768678 | 💛💚🎽🚗🎁🎫🌂🥒🔋👔⚡🎈👃👽👾Operative: "I'm impressed that you would come for her yourself. And that you would make it this far in that outfit."🌸👑🍆🌳💃🍇⛳🥞👹🕺💗🚕🎄🌋📒 | 2019-08-27 16:06:54 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🚕 ٿ 💗 Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in📘 ٿ 🔋 town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts. 🌸🌏🥞 | 2019-08-27 12:46:42 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♪ CONGRATULATIONS!🌽 ♪ Now🎈🍧 ♠ should🎄📕🌳 ☻ I👔👃🐛🎫 ∞ make🌸📒💗🎽🔋 ♀ thinly💛🥞🐳🐊🌂👑 ✤ veiled🍖🍆⛳📗💎⚡🐠 ● comments🌏🎄💄👳🎈👾👽😺 ☺ about🥗💗🍇📀🕺🐠🥒🐝🌋 ✪ DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE?? | 2019-08-27 12:15:32 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🐝🐊👾|💄🌋📗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🍆📕|A: Chicken Teriyaki.Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot? huh | 2019-08-27 11:50:31 |
| 76561198211598984 | 💄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🔋 🌏 🎁 🌂 🌳 👾 👃 🐟 📕 🚕 ⛳ 👔 🏓 👑 🚙 🌸 🎁Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long [Norm is angry.]Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The TriangleSam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?Norm: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear. -- Cheers, The Peterson PrincipleSam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?Norm: Beats me, I can't find the on-ramp. -- Cheers, Diane Chambers Day 🐊 🚘 🕺 👃 📗 🍖 ⚡ 💗 📘 🔋 🐝 🥗 🍧 👹 🎈 😺 | 2019-08-27 11:36:32 |
| 76561198179780423 | ⚡👽💙 Which famous person, dead or alive, would you most like to know? 🌸📒📗 | 2019-08-27 09:33:31 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🌽📕🍧🥒⚡📗💙🐠👳🕺🏀🐛🌏🥗💛Mal: "Next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it tomy face."🏓🔋🐟🍖👃💎⚡🎄🚗🌋🚙🐳😺📒🐟 | 2019-08-27 03:06:16 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📀🐟🚙🚗💙🥞👽💃🚕🌋 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳🚘🎁📕🎫🥒📗😺🐳💄 » Germany plundered ¤ » until the clothing considered ✔ » and the blossoms went ♀ 🎍🌋🎽👃🚗🕺🎁🐛🍧🔋 » under the money, ☼ » Germany and Japan take. ☎ » Japan starts playing. ♣ 💃⚡👹📗😺📘🚙🐝🍇🏓 » play chairs to money ☁ » when fingers take to plunder ☺ » because princes love ♀ 💎👑🎈👽🍖👾👳🥗🥞🌳 | 2019-08-27 01:14:12 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🐛 -- 🥞 -- 💄 -- 🚘 -- 🎫 -- 👽 -- 👑 -- 🚗 -- 👹 -- ⚡ -- 🔋 -- 📘 -- 🐝 -- 🎽 -- 🎍 Please stand for the National Anthem: Australians all, let us rejoice, For we are young and free. We've golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea. Our land abounds in nature's gifts Of beauty rich and rare. In history's page, let every stage Advance Australia Fair. In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia Fair.Thank you. You may resume your seat.Troll sat alone on his seat of stone,And munched and mumble 🌂 -- 🐳 -- 🐊 -- 👃 -- 🌋 -- 🌳 -- 💃 -- 🌽 -- 🍇 -- 👔 -- 😺 -- 🐠 -- 🌳 -- 🔋 -- 🐠 | 2019-08-27 00:57:13 |
| 76561198179819838 | ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚕God is love, but get it in writing. -- ♥♥♥♥♥ Rose Lee ♥ 🎄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐠True happiness will be found only in true love. ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🔋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍧 | 2019-08-26 22:02:12 |
| 76561198179863334 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🎍🐝🌂 ㅤㅤ🐟🌂🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🍧📒👑ㅤㅤㅤ👔👽💄ㅤㅤㅤ🎄🌋🌏⚡🚙👃 ㅤㅤ🎈💙📘ㅤㅤㅤ🌽📗💗ㅤㅤㅤ🐛📒🎫ㅤㅤㅤ🌸💛💃+ WHAT IS EUROPE? - europe is a landmass on the eurasian continent. I want information! | 2019-08-26 19:10:11 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🎫 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 👳 → PENGUINICITY!! → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. 👽 ☺ 🏓 ☺ ⚡ ☺ 🍖 ☺ 🍧 ☺ 🥒 ☺ 🚙 ☺ 🐠 ☺ ⚡ ☺ 🐳 ☺ 🎍 ☺ 😺 ☺ 📘 ☺ 🌋 ☺ 🐛 Yours truly, Jeane Amenta (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066446 👳 | 2019-08-26 17:15:09 |
| 76561198179804107 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🚘👑🏓 ㅤㅤ🥗🎁🍇ㅤㅤㅤ🌂🌳🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🎄😺🎫ㅤㅤㅤ🐠🥞🐊🐟🎈💎 ㅤㅤ🥒📀🌽ㅤㅤㅤ🥗💃🍆ㅤㅤㅤ😺🔋👹ㅤㅤㅤ🍧📗💗+ WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 23? - negative. Teach me more things. | 2019-08-26 16:11:11 |
| Dylan | crap in my mouth | 2019-08-26 15:28:54 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📒🎫🎄🎈🏀🚕🍇🐛🚗🚙 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐟🥞⛳👔🌂🌽🌸🥗💛🐳 » under the luggage, ✪ » Canada and Japan scold. ✈ » Paris starts playing. ♥ 🎍🌏🐝🐠💙⚡🥒🏓📀🎽 » While balancing the ♪ » fingers, Florida pondered ♡ » without leaving fog ✖ 👽🍖👾👃🌳💃🍧🐊😺👹 » Germany admired ✔ » until the water imagined ❉ » and the blossoms played ❄ 🍆📗👹📒🎫🔋💄🎁🌸🚕 | 2019-08-26 15:00:08 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐝👔🌋 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🔋🥗💗 Uses the hands or hand-tools reasonably well, but has not not yet achieved fully mastery and control, and still struggles with detail and new processes. Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. ᠌ ᠌ generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. Has proven ability to produce creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods,even if they're not always practical, in line with organization needs, or successful. Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job. 🐳 + 📀 = 😺 | 2019-08-26 14:58:08 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👽🐠🎁🚘🍧🚗📒🥗👑📗💃🕺🍖🥞⛳👾🚕🏓🥒🎽📀🐟🌸🌳🎍⚡💄👔🕺🥗 "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this countrywhat it once was... an arctic wilderness."-- Steve Martin 🐝📕💚🌂🐝🌏💛💗🍇🎄🔋🐟🌂⚡📘🐛🌽💗👔📕🚕👽💄🚙🍆👃💙🐊👳🌋 | 2019-08-26 11:15:00 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🌳 -- 🎫 -- 🍖 -- 🥞 -- 👃 -- 💄 -- 📗 -- 🐳 -- 👔 -- 🌸 -- 🐛 -- 📀 -- 📕 -- 🚘 -- 📒 O! Wanderers in the shadowed landdespair not! For though dark they stand,all woods there be must end at last,and see the open sun go past:the setting sun, the rising sun,the day's end, or the day begun.For east or west all woods must fail ... -- J. R. R. TolkienWake now my merry lads! Wake and hear me calling!Warm now be heart and limb! The cold stone is fallen;Dark door is standing wide; dead hand is broken.Night under Night is flow 👽 -- 🎍 -- 🌽 -- 🚗 -- 💎 -- 🐠 -- 🎽 -- 👳 -- 🥒 -- 🌋 -- 🚕 -- 👽 -- 🕺 -- 💙 -- 🥗 | 2019-08-26 10:43:00 |
| 76561198179854946 | Isㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthereㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤanotherㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwordㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤsynonym? | 2019-08-25 21:36:40 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🚕📕🍧🥗👑🎄📘👹📒🌳💃🐳🎫🚙🚗👃⚡🍆💄📗🥞💎🏀🐛🏀📀📗🌏🎁⛳ "Our journey toward the stars has progressed swiftly.In 1926 Robert H. Goddard launched the first liquid-propelled rocket,achieving an altitude of 41 feet. In 1962 John Glenn orbited the earth.In 1969, only 66 years afterOrville Wright flew two feet off the groundfor 12 seconds, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and I rocketed to the moonin Apollo 11."-- Michael Collins Former astronaut and past Director of the National Air and Space Museum 🚗🚘💃👳👾🐛🥗📕💛🎫📒🥒🌏🌋🐠🔋👃🍧🥞🏓👔🚙🐟🌂📀🎍😺💄👾🎄 | 2019-08-25 17:06:33 |
| 76561198179843803 | 👑 🐠 🥒 🕺 👃 🍖 💙 🎍 🍇 📀💗 [] 📗 🥞 🎄 🍧 🏀 🏓 🍆 🐊 ⚡ 🎫 🥞You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- Calvin"It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion ofideas." -Calvin"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -Hobbes🌸 🌳 🎈 👽 🌏 👑 🔋 🌂 🍧 🚕 | 2019-08-25 15:49:34 |
| 76561198179702987 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤflyingㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsafe,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcallㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤairportㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤterminal? | 2019-08-25 11:51:19 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ☝🏾 Suspect has moved now to. 👋🏽 ㅤㅤ ✌🏿 Ninety! 🤲 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲🏻 Sector is secure, no viscon. 👉🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏿 Stay alert, report sightlines! 🤞🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👏 One cleaned. 👌🏼 | 2019-08-25 11:36:27 |
| 76561198179733738 | I'm confused. | 2019-08-25 09:54:12 |
| 76561198179804603 | --------------------------------------------------------------Youth doesn't excuse everything. -- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder", stardate 5928.5.Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely onyour human intuition. -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👑🐊👾🏀👳🍧🚙🎈📘🥗💗😺📀👹🚘📗🌸🐟⚡🎄🐛🏓🚘🐝📘💚🚕📕🎁💎⛳🍖🌂💛🥒🍧😺💃🍆👽📒🎍🎫🌋👔 | 2019-08-25 09:26:13 |
| 76561198179842674 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚘 * 📒 * 🎍 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 🐊 * 👃 * 👹 * 💗 * 🥞 * 👾 * 📗 * 📀 * 🕺 * ⛳ * 🌸ㅤ* You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, '♥♥♥♥ it – just grab a pile of ♥♥♥♥. We'll get a bag at the airport'.ㅤ* Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.ㅤ* But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.🏓 * 😺 * 🐟 * 🐛 * 🚕 * 🌂 * 🥒 * 👾 * 🌳 * 🕺 * 💃 * 🌽 * 🎁 * 💄 * ⛳ * 🐳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-08-25 06:15:08 |
| 76561198211741980 | 👑 ∞ 👹 There's something the technicians need to learn from the artists.🐳 ∞ ⛳ If it isn't aesthetically pleasing, it's probably wrong. 📒🎄🐳 | 2019-08-25 04:31:01 |
| 76561198211661172 | --------------------------------------------------------------Live long and prosper. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------📕🥒🕺🐝💄🚕📗💎🚘⚡💚🏀⛳👹📘📒🍇💛🍖🥒⚡🐠🔋🍆🌂🎽🌳👑🎍🚗🚕🐳🎁👽📕🎫🌏💗😺⛳👾🌽💃🐊🥗 | 2019-08-25 04:08:02 |
| 76561198179733738 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤexperienceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsomethingㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdon'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤuntilㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤjustㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤafterㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤneedㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤit? | 2019-08-25 02:28:00 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐛 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 👃 → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy 💄 ✴ 🎽 ✴ 👔 ✴ 👑 ✴ 💃 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 🎄 ✴ 😺 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 👽 ✴ 🚙 Yours truly, Hans Motten (the cat)🐟 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167099508 📀 | 2019-08-25 00:20:00 |
| 76561198179843803 | 📗 ✤ ⚡ Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children.🌸 ✤ 🍆 -- Michael Joseph, "Observer" 💛🎫🚗 | 2019-08-24 10:04:34 |
| 76561198211670820 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🚗🌳😺 ㅤㅤ💙⛳🏀ㅤㅤㅤ👾🐝🌽ㅤㅤㅤ📘💚🌂ㅤㅤㅤ🐛👹👳🍧🎄👔 ㅤㅤ🏓🎁🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🥞💎🐊ㅤㅤㅤ💛👽🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🎽🏓🚕+ WHAT IS MORNINGTON CRESCENT? - there is no reason to think so. I want information! | 2019-08-24 01:34:07 |
| 76561198179709777 | 📒👹🌏 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 👽👑🎫 ᠌ ᠌ has strong artistic or craft skills. ᠌ ᠌ has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. Habitually asks questions in order to fully understand a position or a statement. Keeps asking until the facts are clear and the truth is understood. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. 🚙 + 🌸 = 👃 | 2019-08-23 17:43:12 |
| 76561198179809165 | Who cares? | 2019-08-23 07:36:17 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🎈 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎁 🎍 🍇 📀 🎽 💄 🥗 📕 🐳 💚 🥞 🌏 🍖 🚙 👃 🌳 📒Beggar to well-dressed businessman: "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?" PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment. 🚘 💃 📗 ⚡ 🚗 🎫 😺 🎽 🐊 🏀 ⛳ 💎 🌽 🌂 👳 🏓 | 2019-08-23 03:01:10 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👃 -- 💚 -- 💃 -- 💙 -- 📒 -- 🚙 -- 🕺 -- 🏓 -- 🌽 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 -- 🏀 -- 🌂 -- 💛 -- 🎄 By the time you swear you're his,shivering and sighingand he vows his passion isinfinite, undying --Lady, make a note of this:One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"Who to himself is law no law doth need,offends no law, and is a king indeed. -- George ChapmanHey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,Wa 🐳 -- 🎁 -- 🎫 -- 🐊 -- 🌋 -- 👳 -- 🎍 -- 👹 -- 🐟 -- 💃 -- 👔 -- 👑 -- 🌳 -- 🌸 -- ⛳ | 2019-08-23 02:14:30 |
| 76561198179635013 | Have you ever fantasized about | | 🐊🚕🌂🐟📀🌳👾🐠changing your first name? To what? | | 🎈🐛🎫🥞💚🌏👳💄 | 2019-08-22 21:25:11 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. ᠌ ᠌ accepts criticism cheerfully, and uses criticism productively to develop own abilities and skills. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. + = | 2019-08-22 09:53:42 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🍖 ✶ 💛 ✶ 🐟 ✶ 🥒 ✶ 🐝 ✶ 💗 ✶ 📗 ✶ 🍇 ✶ 👔 ✶ 🐊ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚕 ✶ 🏓 ✶ 🥞 ✶ 👹 ✶ 🚘 ✶ ⛳ ✶ ⚡ ✶ 🐠 ✶ 💎 ✶ 💚 May all your PUSHes be POPped. 🥗 ✶ 🍧 ✶ 👃 ✶ 💗 ✶ 📕 ✶ 🌏 ✶ 🐛 ✶ 💛 ✶ 🚕 ✶ 📘 | 2019-08-21 21:41:28 |
| 76561198179843803 | ? | 2019-08-21 17:41:49 |
| 76561198211804512 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤexperienceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsomethingㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdon'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤuntilㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤjustㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤafterㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤneedㅤㅤㅤit? | 2019-08-21 15:13:25 |
| 76561198211557460 | Alexander Solzhenitsyn and Director Spike Lee were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Comedian George Carlin was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with W. E. B. DuBois's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. 📱 ⚰ 📕 | 2019-08-21 13:27:08 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👳 ● 🚘 ● 📕 ● 🎄 ● 💛 ● 🎍 ● 🕺 ● 💗 ● 📘 ● 🌸 ● 😺 ● 🔋 ● 💛 ● 🍧 Hell Money:Mulder: How many dishes do you have to break before your boss tosses you in an oven?Scully: So now we're chasing ghosts?Mulder: Who ya gonna call?Scully: Are you saying that the ancestral spirits pushed Johnny Low into the oven and turned on the gas?Mulder: Well, it would teach him to respect his elders, wouldn't it? "The X-Files: Hell Money"Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later? "The X-Files: Quagmire"🥒 ● 🎈 ● 🐊 ● 🎽 ● 🌋 ● 👑 ● 🍇 ● 💄 ● 🎍 ● 📒 ● 🏀 ● 🚙 ● 🌏 ● 📀 | 2019-08-21 12:57:22 |
| 76561198179424285 | ⛳ ✿ 🌂 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 📕 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 💃 ✿ 👾 Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.MulderEddie: Is that a good thing?Scully: I like it. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Mulder: At least they were having safe sex.Scully: Business must be booming.Mulder: I think you mean 'banging'. "The X-Files: Avatar"🚙 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 💚 ✿ 👳 ✿ 📘 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🐠 | 2019-08-21 06:42:24 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👳 ✩ 🌳 ✩ 💗 ✩ 🐟 ✩ 🎈 ✩ 📒 ✩ 💚 ✩ 💎 ✩ 🚕 ✩ 🐳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌂 ✩ 🐛 ✩ 🍖 ✩ 🎫 ✩ 🥞 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 🥒 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 🐠 ✩ 📀 FORTRAN, "the infantile disorder", by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelesslyinadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today: it istoo clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 ⚡ ✩ 🥗 ✩ 🎽 ✩ 🏀 ✩ ⛳ ✩ 🌸 ✩ 🐝 ✩ 💙 ✩ 🚗 ✩ 📘 | 2019-08-21 05:17:37 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👳 -- 💃 -- 🌏 -- 🔋 -- 🥗 -- 🏓 -- 👃 -- 🕺 -- 👑 -- 🐟 -- 💗 -- 🎄 -- 🥒 -- 📒 -- 🌂 You know my heart keeps tellin' me,You're not a kid at thirty-three,You play around you lose your wife,You play too long, you lose your life.Some gotta win, some gotta lose,Goodtime Charlie's got the blues.Sometimes the light's all shining on me,Other times I can barely see.Lately it occurs to meWhat a long strange trip it's been. -- The Grateful Dead, "American Beauty"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal i 🎽 -- 🌳 -- 💎 -- 🌽 -- 🐠 -- 📒 -- 🚗 -- 🎍 -- 📘 -- 🍖 -- 😺 -- 🍆 -- ⛳ -- 🎍 -- 🎈 | 2019-08-21 05:00:34 |
| 76561198179633358 | Elisha said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all. 👤 👥 🗣️ 🗣️ 👥 | 2019-08-21 04:14:22 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👉🏼 Flare down! 👋🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏻 Ready weapons, possible hostiles inbound. 👋🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲🏼 Unit is on duty 10-8! 👌🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✌🏾 Leader 9 deserviced, Judge 3 field promotion active. 🤝 | 2019-08-21 02:12:05 |
| 76561198179608271 | | 💃💚👑🎫📀🐠💙🎍🍆🎈📒🐊🏀👳🐟🥗⛳🚘:selva "I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels."(Wings) | 🍖⚡💛🐳🐛💗🥞🏓🔋🍇🌸🐊🚕📘📗🎫📕🎁:hugo | 2019-08-20 21:57:03 |
| 76561198179551309 | 💄 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🍧 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy 👳 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 🥒 ❋ 📘 ❋ 👃 ❋ 🏀 ❋ 🏀 ❋ 🎫 ❋ 👑 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 🎈 ❋ 🌽 ❋ 👽 ❋ 📗 Yours truly, Reda Doughton (the cat)🚗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167067672 🍇 | 2019-08-20 20:54:02 |
| 76561198179668874 | 😺👽🌏|📕🔋👳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎈🍇🚕|Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable!Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?A: Yes, up to isomorphism!Q: What is a compact city?A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen! -- Peter Lax huh | 2019-08-20 14:57:38 |
| 76561198179695038 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎁 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌏Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices theworld has ever seen. ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💛Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic... ♥ 📗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💎 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍆 | 2019-08-20 12:48:28 |
| 76561198179618386 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 💎🌋🎁 ㅤㅤ💚🏓🍇ㅤㅤㅤ📀🌳🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🏀🎄ㅤㅤㅤ😺🔋💃🐳👔🐛 ㅤㅤ🐝🌸⚡ㅤㅤㅤ⛳👹💙ㅤㅤㅤ👃🎫💃ㅤㅤㅤ📗🏓📘+ WHAT IS A RIDDLE? - a riddle is a question intended to intrigue and puzzle, paired with an answer that yields surprise and understanding. for instance, the riddle of the sphinx: "what goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on four at night?" Feed me more datums! | 2019-08-20 10:43:20 |
| 76561198179677447 | ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🔋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💄 ♥ ⛳Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but muchextinguishes it. -- Hannah More ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💗"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to loveyou knowing nothing?" -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎈 | 2019-08-20 06:24:47 |
| 76561198179603631 | 👃🕺🥒 What was the best kiss of your entire life? 🍖📗🐝 | 2019-08-20 05:36:38 |
| 76561198211794508 | 💙 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌂 🎁 🌳 🎽 🥒 🎈 🥞 👔 📕 👽 👃 🚘 🌽 🥗 🎈 💙 💄Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. In a bottle, the neck is always at the top. 🎁 🎍 👹 🐊 🐟 🐝 ⛳ 💎 🌸 ⚡ 🍇 🌂 🔋 🥞 💛 💚 | 2019-08-20 04:23:34 |
| 76561198179860286 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏀 * 📀 * 🚙 * 👾 * 🌳 * 📕 * 👑 * 🍆 * 🏓 * ⚡ * 🍧 * 🐊 * 💛 * 👔 * 🌳 * 💗ㅤ* A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." His friend shook his head. "Nah, he's not that bright. I beat him three games in five."ㅤ* Conference, n. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.ㅤ* I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.🕺 * 🎈 * 🥞 * 🐛 * 🎍 * 💃 * 🎁 * 🎫 * 🐠 * 💚 * 🎽 * 🐝 * 🥞 * 📗 * 🏀 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-08-20 03:52:36 |
| _133 | CONTACT LOST IN BLOCK B2.DEPLOY, REINFORCE, INTERCEPT IN CENTRAL BLOCK B4.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 5.CEASE EVASION IMMEDIATELY, RECEIVE YOUR VERDICT.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH CAPITAL MALCOMPLIANCE.ANTI-CITIZEN STATUS APPROVED. | 2019-08-20 00:15:43 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🚗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💚 🕺 🐝 😺 💄 💎 🐊 📗 💛 🍖 🎽 📒 🏀 🔋 🐟 👃 🐊What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J.D. Farley Norm: Hey, everybody.All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.]Norm: [Carries on both sides of the conversation himself.] Norm! (Norman.) How are you feeling today, Norm? Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer. -- Cheers, Tan 'n WashWoody: What's the latest, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Zsa-Zsa marries a millionaire, Peterson drinks a beer. Film at eleven. -- Cheers, Knights of the ScimitarWoody: How are you today, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Never been better, Woody. ... Just once I'd like to be better. -- Cheers, Chambers vs. Malone 💃 🚘 💎 🚕 📕 🐛 🌸 😺 🕺 🎄 🐠 👽 🌏 👑 🥗 🎽 | 2019-08-19 19:13:24 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎫👃🌂 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 💚🚗📗 They will always try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. However, may sometimes complain about the extra load. ᠌ ᠌ completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. ᠌ ᠌ habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. May not always appear to be the bravest, but is nevertheless ready to take on tasks that involve physical risk and danger. 🌽 + 📘 = 🎍 | 2019-08-19 10:55:35 |
| 76561198211794508 | Christoper said he looked and there is nothing in the search directory for what things do he create. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👥 🗣️ | 2019-08-19 02:20:49 |
| 76561198211842796 | Whatㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤducksㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤwithㅤㅤㅤㅤduckㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtape? | 2019-08-19 02:07:47 |
| 76561198179702987 | the cultural aura of modern Japan hired Alexander Solzhenitsyn for a job. David Bowie is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. Donna Reed feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. Author Jessica Mitford would rather be rewarded for her hard work. 🌡 📚 🚪 🎁 📹 | 2019-08-18 19:26:12 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📗📒👾 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 💗🎍🥞 When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. ᠌ ᠌ has the potential to be a good communicator, although may occasionally confuse some listeners. Gives others the chance to speak too, and seems to take on board their point of view. Has a natural flair for jobs involving the use of the hands or hand-tools. Able to cope expertly with intricate detail. 🌏 + 👹 = 🚗 | 2019-08-18 18:18:07 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌸💙 ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ []_ ([]) []_ GOOD LUCK- 💚 !!!| 🌋👃📗🌏🎈💛🥗👔 fun game! "(◔/‿\◔) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ 👑📕 | 2019-08-18 17:15:07 |
| 76561198179573195 | What? | 2019-08-18 13:17:36 |
| 76561198179780423 | ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚕 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💛Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't goout with you if you don't have any. ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌏The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚙 ♥ ⚡ | 2019-08-18 06:46:17 |
| 76561198179634866 | Idle speculation. We cannot fire without harm to the Freeman. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👳🌏🚗🎍} | 2019-08-18 04:41:20 |
| 76561198179710665 | Give 🐊 a 💙 hoot-o 🌋 🚕 Don't 👽 pollute 👔 Pluto | 2019-08-18 03:52:12 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👽🌽🍆 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 🌋🍧🍖 Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. ᠌ ᠌ can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. 🥞 + 📗 = 🌸 | 2019-08-17 18:41:45 |
| 76561198179863334 | By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those inthe South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads werestill five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard,in one day. This remarkable piece of work was carried out on a Sunday in Mayof 1886. For weeks beforehand, shops had been busy pressing wheels in on theaxles to the new and narrower gauge, to have a supply of rolling stock whichcould run on the new track as soon as it was ready. Finally, on the day set,great numbers of gangs of track layers went to work at dawn. Everywhere onerail was loosened, moved in three and one-half inches, and spiked down in itsnew position. By dark, trains from anywhere in the United States could operateover the tracks in the South, and a free interchange of freight cars everywherewas possible. -- Robert Henry, "Trains", 1957🙁 | 2019-08-17 14:29:18 |
| 76561198179518505 | ♀ I🎫 ∞ just👳💄 ✩ ate📗💗🐊 ♣ a💎🐝💃💛 ✥ whole💚🍧👹🐳🐝 ✿ package⛳👔🌳⚡🏓🥞 ♧ of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk | 2019-08-17 12:48:15 |
| 76561198179780423 | STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS COMPROMISED.PRIORITY WARNING: RESTRICTORS DISENGAGED.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH CAPITAL MALCOMPLIANCE.ANTI-CITIZEN STATUS APPROVED.ALERT.NONSTANDARD EXOGEN ACTIVITY DETECTED.EXECUTE CONTAINMENT PROCEDURE AND REPORT. | 2019-08-17 11:58:10 |
| 76561198179575562 | 💗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎍 🚕 🍆 🐝 🏓 💙 🐊 🎁 🌋 💙 ⛳ 📗 💃 🌏 ⚡ 👔 💄The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right tosmoke is a right worth dying for. He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows. 📒 🔋 🍇 🍖 📀 🚙 ⚡ 🏀 🎫 🥒 🚗 💛 👽 🐟 🎁 📗 | 2019-08-17 08:43:56 |
| 76561198179635013 | [watching 🍇 a 🎈 news 🎁 report 📗 about 💄 Peter's 🎫 old 🐊 teacher 😺 who 👑 is 🐠 getting 🕺 his 🌳 students 🍧 to 💛 toss 🎍 endagered 💗 condor 📀 eggs 🎄 off 🌋 the 🚘 school 🐝 roof] 🐛 Lois: 🎽 Oh 🚗 my 🐳 god. 🚙 He's 👳 going 💃 to 🎈 wipe 🥞 that 🍇 species 💚 off 🕺 the 📕 face 📒 of 📗 the 👔 earth. 🌂 Peter: 🔋 Nah, 🌽 the 💙 janitor 🚕 will 💄 take 🐊 care 💗 of ⚡ that. | 2019-08-17 08:13:32 |
| 76561198179618386 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 📒🎄🚘 ㅤㅤ👹🐟🐛ㅤㅤㅤ🐝💃🌂ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🐊💎ㅤㅤㅤ👹👽💛👾👳💗 ㅤㅤ🚙👔👑ㅤㅤㅤ🌸🎫🎍ㅤㅤㅤ🐊🚗😺ㅤㅤㅤ🐳🥞🏀+ WHAT IS THE CUBED ROOT OF 27? - no way. Feed me more datums! | 2019-08-17 07:37:17 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🎫 ♂ 🌸 I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song.😺 ♂ ⛳ -- Fred Reuss 🎍💗📀 | 2019-08-17 04:11:55 |
| 76561198179814253 | My brain does not have | | 👑🔋💄💎📗🥞🚗📘a response for that. | | 📀🎽👽🐠🎄🚘🎈👳 | 2019-08-17 00:25:50 |
| 76561198211754472 | And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!! 🤐I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of thecountry is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual whichI happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Drivingare worth considering, to wit:[131.16d]: "Directional signals are generally not used except during vehicle inspection; however, a left-turn signal is appropriate when making a U-turn on a divided highway."[96.7b]: "When paying tolls, remember that it is necessary to release the quarter a full 3 seconds before passing the basket if you are traveling more than 60 MPH."[110.13]: "When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not to interfere with oncoming traffic."🤤A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the blackboard. -- Prof. Steiner😗 | 2019-08-16 14:37:40 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👽🐟💛|🐠⚡👔| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚗📗🌏|Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. ??? | 2019-08-16 13:26:38 |
| 76561198179682287 | ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH CAPITAL MALCOMPLIANCE.ANTI-CITIZEN STATUS APPROVED. | 2019-08-16 11:05:53 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👾🚕🥒🏀🌸🕺💛🔋🍖⛳ Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌽🍧💄🎽👃🐊💚👃💎👹 » feeling with totem ♫ » You uncovered the barbers ٿ » throughout the money ♡ 🕺🎄🎁🌂🌋👳🐛🐟📗📕 » love chairs on luggage ✣ » when princes work to loiter ✤ » because flowers love ✲ 🐳⚡🚙🐝🚘🚗🎽🚕👽💃 » red elbows explained. ☣ » tired lounges agreed warmly ☁ » bright elbows confessed ♠ 👑💙🐠🔋📀🌏🏓👽📗💗 | 2019-08-16 10:11:47 |
| 76561198179556699 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎈"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found eachother, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyonehad to seek professional help." ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌏"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌳 | 2019-08-16 09:11:46 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🕺 🎁 🎍 🎽 🌂 😺 🐛 🌏 👹 🥞 🐊 🐝 💙 🌳 💃 🍖 📀Fortune finishes the great quotations, #17 "This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet." Juliet, this bud's for you.Work is the curse of the drinking classes. -- Mike Romanoff 🥒 📘 💄 🚘 👑 📗 🚙 🚕 🎈 👾 🌽 🍆 🌂 🎄 🐊 👔 | 2019-08-16 05:53:18 |
| 76561198211562428 | ⛳ ❄ 📘 In the Old West a wagon train is crossing the plains. As night falls the🥞 ❄ 📕 wagon train forms a circle, and a campfire is lit in the middle. After🐝 ❄ 🥒 everyone has gone to sleep two lone cavalry officers stand watch over the💗 ❄ 👾 camp.🌸 ❄ 🚘 After several hours of quiet, they hear war drums starting from🥗 ❄ 💛 a nearby Indian village they had passed during the day. The drums get🚕 ❄ 🔋 louder and louder.🎽 ❄ 💄 Finally one soldier turns to the other and says, "I don't like🚗 ❄ 🎄 the sound of those drums."🍆 ❄ 🎁 Suddenly, they hear a cry come from the Indian camp: "IT'S🐠 ❄ 🌽 NOT OUR REGULAR DRUMMER." 📗🎫🚙 | 2019-08-16 05:44:16 |
| 76561198179608271 | --------------------------------------------------------------What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love. -- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8"That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9--------------------------------------------------------------💄🍧🥗🥞🎄🌋👑🚘🌂💛🌳🎫⛳🚗🍇🎁😺🍖🍆🥒🐳🚕💚👹👳🚙🌏🏀📒🌸💎👽👃📕🔋👾🌽🏓🐟🚙🌳🐠⚡💙⛳ | 2019-08-16 00:07:09 |
| 76561198179860286 | Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool mom. 😴Even bytes get lonely for a little bit.🙁 The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more peopleworry than work. 😬I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keepit scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it. -- Steven Wright😙 Mal: "But she does have an oddness to her. And I ain't just talking abouther proficiency with firearms. Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't.Things she couldn't." Jayne: "Wha-...are you-are you sayin' she's a witch?" Wash: (sarcastically) "Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress withthe beast." Jayne: "She's in Congress?" Wash: (amazed) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just socurious." 😲 | 2019-08-15 23:52:00 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚕 * 🌳 * 🐠 * 🌏 * 📀 * 🎈 * 🚘 * 📗 * 🥒 * 💎 * 💄 * 🥞 * 🏓 * 🐳 * 👳 * 🐛ㅤ* It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.ㅤ* Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.ㅤ* over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...💗 * 💚 * 💛 * 🎽 * 🐊 * 📀 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🥗 * 📒 * 👔 * 👹 * 🌽 * 🌂 * 🔋 * 🍆ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-08-15 23:43:01 |
| 76561198179634913 | Virginia Woolf and Philanthropist John D. Rockefeller Jr. began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Novelist Anne Rice's inner world was very different from Michelle Pfeiffer's. The mental life of The Amazing Kreskin was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Thomas Merton is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. 🧯 | 2019-08-15 23:20:58 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📒 👹 🎫 🥒 🌸 👑 📘 🐛 🚗 👳🍇 [] 🥗 👃 🌸 🐳 🎄 💙 🍖 🎁 🥒 🌏 🚙Hobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends Calvin : That's when I watch TV.I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. --- CalvinHobbes : Shouldn't we read the instructions? Calvin : Do I look like a sissy?💃 😺 ⚡ 🕺 💚 👹 👽 🐝 👔 🎈 | 2019-08-15 23:11:56 |
| 76561198179596342 | 💃 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🐳 → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 🎄 ∞ 💛 ∞ 📘 ∞ 🌋 ∞ 👽 ∞ 📀 ∞ 🌸 ∞ 🐛 ∞ 👑 ∞ 🕺 ∞ 📗 ∞ 🎁 ∞ 🚘 ∞ 🏓 ∞ 🌏 Yours truly, Joesph Franzmann (the cat)⚡ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167010155 🎈 | 2019-08-15 21:24:57 |
| 76561198211557460 | ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💙"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues thatneed worrying about." ♥ 👃 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📒The myth of romantic love holds that once you've fallen in love with theperfect partner, you're home free. Unfortunately, falling out of loveseems to be just as involuntary as falling into it. ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 😺 | 2019-08-15 17:20:21 |
| 76561198211598984 | 👉🏽 Unit is inbound! ✊🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏾 Don't move! 🤛 ㅤㅤ 🙏🏼 Prepare for 1015. 👆🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏿 call contact suspect target 1 Protection Team hold this position. 🖕🏾 | 2019-08-15 13:42:43 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🥞📕🎽|🔋🌸🍇| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄📒💃|Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?A: To get to the other slide. huh | 2019-08-14 23:05:24 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎄🏓😺|🌏🐟🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐠🐛🐳|Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some cigarettes." wut | 2019-08-14 22:36:24 |
| 76561198179575562 | 👽🕺🏀😺🌂👔⚡🔋🐛💎🏓👳🚙🐳💄Zoe: "If she can fly this thing, why'd she take the shuttle?"Wash: "Maybe she likes shuttles. Some people juggle geese!"🎁🌸📗🚕🐟⛳👑📘📕😺🍇🎄💃🥒📀 | 2019-08-14 21:29:25 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🚙👑📕🕺💛🎫🍖🐛🐳🐝 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽🌸⚡⛳🎈🚘😺🌳💙💗 » breaking your target ♦ » I refriended your lounges ❁ » under your money ↕ 🍆🎍🏓🌽🍇🌋📀💚📘📒 » basking your target ღ » I inflated your blossoms ♪ » behind your water ❄ 👹🥗🐊👑🌸🐟📀🎽📗🌂 » drat the playing made! ٿ » drat! Oh! breaking feeling suit. ✶ » Germany plays soon ✭ 🥞🔋💄👔🏀🥒👾💛🎄😺 | 2019-08-14 19:17:58 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👑 ☆ 🚗 ☆ 💚 ☆ 👾 ☆ 🎫 ☆ 💛 ☆ 🐠 ☆ 🌳 ☆ 🌽 ☆ 🐳 ☆ 🐊 ☆ 🎈 ☆ 🎄 ☆ 💎 Mulder: At least they were having safe sex.Scully: Business must be booming.Mulder: I think you mean 'banging'. "The X-Files: Avatar"Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly. If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes or bathe for four days.Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life. "The X-Files: The Blessing Way"🐠 ☆ 😺 ☆ 🚕 ☆ 🌸 ☆ 📗 ☆ 🎽 ☆ 🎈 ☆ 🌏 ☆ 🥞 ☆ 📗 ☆ 🍆 ☆ 🎍 ☆ 🍖 ☆ 📒 | 2019-08-14 18:06:03 |
| _119 | --------------------------------------------------------------Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same mistakes. -- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7--------------------------------------------------------------😺🥒👔💄📗🕺🐠🌽🌳📕📀👾⚡💃🎄🐟🍧🌋👑🥗💚🍇📒🍖🍆🐊🚗🎁🌸🥞💙🥒🎈🐝📗🎫🚙💗👳🚘🌏👹💛⛳👽 | 2019-08-14 16:37:38 |
| _217 | ❦ There🐠 ✪ is🐊🕺 ✳ no😺🌽🐳 ♡ sincerer🎍🚗🚕🏓 ♧ love🎫📗💄🌏🐛 ☂ than👑🎁💎🎈🌳💎 ♪ the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw | 2019-08-14 16:16:39 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🔋 🚕 🍆 🌳 📘 👳 🏀 🌋 👑 🎍 🐟 💃 🥞 ⛳ 🎽 🏓 🥞I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way. The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini isa belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappingsof civilization. -- T.K. 🎄 🍆 🐊 🌂 🎫 🎁 📒 🥗 👹 👔 🐛 🍧 👑 🍖 💛 👽 | 2019-08-14 13:17:20 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🎫 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 💃 ✿ 📗 ✿ 👾 ✿ 😺 ✿ 👑 ✿ 👽 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 👳 (over phone to M & S) Modell: Are you two just going to sitthere all night? ... You and your pretty partner seem awfullyclose. Do you work well together? "The X-Files: Pusher"Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? "The X-Files: Squeeze"⛳ ✿ 💎 ✿ 📒 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🚘 | 2019-08-14 09:00:13 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🏀 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 💗 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🌽ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐊 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 😺 ♂ 💄 ♂ 🐛 In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in ourprogramming languages. 💙 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 👃 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 👾 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 🔋 | 2019-08-14 07:49:13 |
| 76561198211598984 | DoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤRomanㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤparamedicsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤreferㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤIV'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤasㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"4's"? | 2019-08-14 04:52:13 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌽 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🐟 ♪ 🎄 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 👔 ♪ 🐝 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 👳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎽 ♪ 💄 ♪ 🌏 ♪ 💚 ♪ 📕 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 📕 APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of thefuture for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generationof coding bums. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 👹 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 💛 ♪ 💙 ♪ 🍆 ♪ 👑 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 🎁 ♪ 🌸 | 2019-08-14 02:10:18 |
| 76561198179608271 | Lead on. Stand clear. Accept energy. We live to serve. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🍧🎁🌋📗} | 2019-08-14 01:44:08 |
| 76561198211661172 | Cop: 🚕 You're 💄 under 🥒 arrest 👾 for 💃 child 💚 cruelty, 👔 child 📀 endangerment, 🌸 depriving 🍆 🎍 children 🐝 of 🌂 food, ⚡ selling 🌳 children 🍧 as 🐊 food, 🐟 and 🌋 misrepresenting 🌽 📒 the 🎽 weight 👽 of 💗 livestock. | 2019-08-13 22:33:11 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🥗📘💄📀👳💚🚘🚗💎👑🎍🌂💗🐳🌳📒🎄💃🎽🐝👽🥞🌋🌏🍆🚙💛🎈🍧👃 Those who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in theirhearts, without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt,withoutan element of despair even in their consolation, believe onlyin the God idea, not God Himself.- Miguel de Unamuno, Spanish philosopher and writer 🌂🥒💃⛳🎁👔🐊🍖🌽🕺📀👹🎫🔋🏀👽⚡🍇🚕🚗👾🥒🐊🐟😺💗💙📕🚙😺 | 2019-08-13 17:11:24 |
| 76561198179819778 | The attraction between Katharine Hepburn and Florence Nightingale is based on their differences. Activist Daniel Ellsworth is a perfectionist, but Kathie Lee Gifford is more social. Michael Dukakis feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Actress Sally Kellerman feels no guilt about satisfying them. 🔫 🕰 🧸 | 2019-08-13 13:48:02 |
| 76561198179697385 | --------------------------------------------------------------She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. -- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3--------------------------------------------------------------🎁🐊👔📕🏀🎄📀🎽🥒🐳👳👹🐊🌽🍖🎫⚡🚙🎈📘💛🚗👽💙🌋🍆🥞💚😺🔋🚘🐠🌸⛳🚕🍧🎍💃🐟🐝🌏🌂🌽🐛📗 | 2019-08-13 13:08:54 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🥞💚💄🐟💃🥒💙💛🍖📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧🥗💄😺🚙👔🐛👃🍖🐳 » Mexico approved ✱ » until the luggage departed ☼ » and the fingers went ♡ 🔋🏀🎽🥞🚗🍇📗🚕🍆⛳ » play chairs in gravel ❦ » when elbows play to plunder ♂ » because princes love ♪ 💃👳🐝🎫🌂🐊🐠🥒🎁👾 » peeking my totem ✪ » I departed my princes ✣ » into my luggage ☆ 💎🎈🔋🌽👹👾🚙📀📘🏓 | 2019-08-13 12:42:58 |
| 76561198211804512 | [Cleveland 📘 considers 🐝 killing 💗 Quagmire 🔋 with 🐟 a 😺 baseball 🍖 bat, ⛳ while 🎁 Meg, 🎽 Chris, 🌸 Stewie, 🥒 Lois, 🚘 and 🚙 Emperor 💛 Palpatine 🏀 watch] 🎈 Emperor ⚡ Palpatine: 🐳 Good. 🌳 Let 🐝 the 👽 hate 🐠 flow 💎 through 👳 you. 📕 [Lois 🐟 pushes 📗 him 👹 to 🥗 the 🎫 ground 📒 and 👾 kicks 👃 him] 📗 Lois: 💄 You're 🌽 not 🌋 helping! | 2019-08-13 10:27:31 |
| 76561198179844987 | Bender: 🐛 "You 🏀 know 📀 the 🎽 secret 🥞 of 🚗 traditional 👔 robot 💚 cooking? 👑 Start 🐠 with 💎 a 🥗 good 🔋 high-quality 🎈 oil, 🕺 then 💛 eat 🌸 it." | 2019-08-13 06:35:13 |
| 76561198179803382 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐳💃🎄 ㅤㅤ🚕🐊🎽ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🚗🍆ㅤㅤㅤ🌽🌳🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🏓🌏🚙⚡📘💚 ㅤㅤ🏀📒👳ㅤㅤㅤ🚘🎈📗ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🎁🌂ㅤㅤㅤ🐟🎫📀+ WHAT RHYMES WITH BLUE? - true. Please feed me more data. | 2019-08-13 06:11:08 |
| 76561198179635013 | I didn't catch that! | 2019-08-13 03:12:42 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📒 -- 👽 -- 🐟 -- 👹 -- 🍇 -- 🎄 -- 🎁 -- 🐠 -- 🎈 -- 💎 -- 💚 -- 📒 -- 🍖 -- 💛 -- 🌳 Let us go then you and Iwhile the night is laid out against the skylike a smear of mustard on an old pork pie."Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- EzraAbou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,And saw, within the moonlight in his room,Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,An angel writing in a book of gold.Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,And to the 🍆 -- 💄 -- 👔 -- 😺 -- 🐛 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 👾 -- 🍖 -- 🚕 -- 🥒 -- 👹 -- 🎽 -- 🐝 -- ⛳ | 2019-08-13 03:06:42 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🌋👔👑|🥗📗📀| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚘🎈💎|Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable!Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?A: Yes, up to isomorphism!Q: What is a compact city?A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen! -- Peter Lax huh | 2019-08-13 01:23:34 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🚗 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 🍇 → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno ⚡ ✔ 🐊 ✔ 🏓 ✔ 👔 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 😺 ✔ 🎍 ✔ 🎫 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🚕 ✔ 🥞 ✔ 🌸 ✔ 🐟 ✔ 📗 ✔ 🍆 Yours truly, Ronda Klyce (the cat)🍖 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084067 🌳 | 2019-08-13 00:17:46 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🍖📒🌏🥒🐳 - ❋ ß ✯ ❁ ❦ ♡ ❉ ✤ ✰ ✴ ♂ ♥ ♀ ✶ ☣ ✿ ☎ ☁ ✖ ✔🏀💛💚👑📕 - Tell me about 🐛🚘👃🐊💄 - ㅤㅤ your mother. 📘💙🚕⛳💗 - ✔ ✖ ☁ ☎ ✿ ☣ ✶ ♀ ♥ ♂ ✴ ✰ ✤ ❉ ♡ ❦ ❁ ✯ ß ❋ | 2019-08-12 16:09:35 |
| 76561198179841167 | 📘🐊🚗|🥞👹🌽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐳🔋🥒|Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey?A: Nothing. huh | 2019-08-12 14:25:28 |
| 76561198179730218 | What do you like to do on a rainy day? >> 🕺🎄📀👹🥞 << | 2019-08-12 14:22:24 |
| 76561198179518505 | Tell the person to your right your favorite thing about them. >> 🐛🍇⚡🚗🥗 << | 2019-08-12 13:31:26 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🎁🍇👽📕👑🥒🎈🌏🎈🍧 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚕🎄📕🚙👳📘🎍💎🐝👹 » Mexico pondered ♦ » until the gravel refriended ✿ » and the crayons played ♪ 👃💃👾📗📀🏓🎽🐛🌳💛 » hark the peeking played! ☀ » ouch! ouch! playing leaving dog. ↕ » Denmark falls aptly ♫ 🌂🚘🐠🥗🌽👾🥗🍖🥞🎽 » playing my river ✪ » I discovered my crayons ♂ » under my clothing ♀ 👽👑🍇🌸🌽🌋🌳🍆📘⛳ | 2019-08-12 08:33:20 |
| 76561198179841167 | 📀 🎍 💙 🌋 🚕 ⛳ 💗 🎽 😺 🐊🏓 [] 🍇 🌽 🌳 🌂 📘 🐳 👃 🌸 👽 🌏 🥒If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! -- Calvin"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- CalvinCalvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What'smisunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- Calvin💗 💛 👳 🔋 🍧 🏀 📗 💃 🚘 🐝 | 2019-08-12 06:59:17 |
| 76561198179797383 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👽👔🥞 ㅤㅤ💗🕺🎈ㅤㅤㅤ🎁📗📕ㅤㅤㅤ🥗🚕👾ㅤㅤㅤ💃💙🥒⚡📀🏓 ㅤㅤ🚙🎽🌋ㅤㅤㅤ🐟👑💚ㅤㅤㅤ🚘😺🎄ㅤㅤㅤ🚗🌽🍖+ WHAT IS ISRAEL? - israel is a small middle eastern country between lebanon, syria, jordan, and egypt. I want information! | 2019-08-12 05:23:16 |
| 76561198179589975 | [during 👑 a 🥒 smoking 🍆 conference] 💗 Stewie: 🌸 Baby 💙 needs 📒 to 🔋 suck 📕 ash. 👃 Baby 🌳 needs 🐳 to 🥗 suck 📘 ash. 🏓 Not 🚕 ass, ⛳ you 🥞 pervert. 🌂 Save 🌏 it 💛 for 💃 the 📗 interns. | 2019-08-11 23:13:01 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🌂🐊 "(◔/‿\◔) (♥_♥) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) STEAM EXPECTS YOU ARE GOING ADORE YOUR NEW GAME* 🐟🥗👹👳 🕺👃 | 2019-08-11 11:58:52 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🥞 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 💃 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. 🔋 ✶ 💎 ✶ 😺 ✶ 🎄 ✶ 🌋 ✶ 🕺 ✶ 📒 ✶ 🎫 ✶ 🚙 ✶ 🚗 ✶ 📕 ✶ 🐝 ✶ 🍆 ✶ 🔋 ✶ 🐛 Yours truly, Nolan Kot (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031030 🚕 | 2019-08-11 11:39:42 |
| _133 | 📀 ❖ 🌳 ❖ 🐟 ❖ 🐠 ❖ 🎁 ❖ 💃 ❖ 🍇 ❖ 💚 ❖ 😺 ❖ 💄 ❖ 🎍 ❖ 📘 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 🍆 Mulder: I have a college, friend, who's with O'Neil (who's infected) right now. Let me go to her.Ericson: I can't let you leave (points gun at Mulder's head)Mulder: Then you're gonna have to shoot me because I'm walking out of here. "The X-Files: Firewalker"Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who'd caused you to suffer. Who would they be?Scully: I only get five?Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year Scully, didn't I? "The X-Files: The List"💗 ❖ 🐊 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 🚘 ❖ 🐝 ❖ 📕 ❖ 🐛 ❖ 🍖 ❖ 👔 ❖ 😺 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🎫 ❖ 🚙 | 2019-08-11 08:59:33 |
| 76561198179668874 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcowㅤㅤlaughs,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤmilkㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcomeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤoutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤherㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnose? | 2019-08-11 08:38:33 |
| Glendyr ♥ | ask me about MKULTRA | 2019-08-11 07:16:43 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👾 Dear ᠌ ᠌... 💃 → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno 🚕 ✯ 🥗 ✯ 🍧 ✯ ⛳ ✯ 🎁 ✯ 🏀 ✯ 💄 ✯ 👽 ✯ 📘 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 🎫 ✯ 🎄 ✯ 🍖 ✯ 👃 ✯ 🌽 Yours truly, Vinita Muehl (the cat)👔 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167069035 🚗 | 2019-08-11 04:10:24 |
| 76561198179757550 | Leela: 💃 "If 📗 you 🥞 could 💎 change 💙 form, 🌳 why 😺 didn't 💗 you ⛳ change 👔 it 🚕 in 🍖 the 📀 one 🎄 place 🐠 that 🍧 counts?" | 2019-08-11 00:51:05 |
| 76561198179803382 | ✤ Every⛳ ♠ time🍇💗 ❦ I🚕💛🎽 ☆ lose💃🎍🌋📗 ✩ weight,👔👃😺🐳👹 ☺ it💚🎍👑💄💎🌂 ✰ finds me again! | 2019-08-10 23:32:06 |
| 76561198179804603 | Say again, please? | 2019-08-10 22:07:04 |
| 76561198179509657 | We have lost all dear to us. Chur lung gong chella gurr... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🥗🌸🍧💛} | 2019-08-10 21:42:06 |
| 76561198211741980 | Mom's 🥞 son: 🌂 "Hell 📘 hath 🥒 no 🐊 fury 🎈 like ⚡ the 🕺 vast 📗 robot 🚗 armies 🍇 of 😺 a 🏓 woman 🔋 scorned." | 2019-08-10 21:37:13 |
| iShayne | LOOK BOYS, IT'S A GAMER GIRL | 2019-08-10 18:37:40 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👳 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 💎 ☁ ⚡ ☁ ⛳ ☁ 👹 ☁ 👾 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 🎽ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎄 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🚘 ☁ 🥒 ☁ 📘 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 🍖 As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. -- Weisert 🍧 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 💄 ☁ 👃 ☁ 📗 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🐳 ☁ 🌳 | 2019-08-10 12:37:02 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🍇📕 🐊💛👾🎈 super- 👑 have fun! ☁✔❉ 🐛👳 | 2019-08-10 10:15:20 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🌋 -- 💚 -- 🚕 -- 💎 -- 🌏 -- ⚡ -- 🚗 -- 📗 -- 🥗 -- 🎫 -- 💛 -- 🐠 -- 🎍 -- 📘 -- 💗 Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,Fain how I pause at your nature specific,Loftily poised in the ether capacious,Highly resembling a gem carbonaceous.Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,Fain how I pause at your nature specific."Oh, 'Melia, my dear, this does everything crown!Who could have supposed I should meet you in Town?And whence such fair garments such prosperi-ty?""Oh, didn't you know I'd been ruined?" said she."Y 🥞 -- 🍖 -- 🚘 -- ⛳ -- 🌽 -- 🌏 -- 🔋 -- 😺 -- 💃 -- 🐠 -- 💚 -- 📀 -- 💙 -- 👳 -- 🏓 | 2019-08-10 06:46:15 |
| 76561198179518505 | Sandra Bullock and Isak Dinesen felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. Slim Pickens awakened Rod McKuen through love. Joni Mitchell gave Yogi Berra an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. Jennifer Jason Leigh can be very patient with Marcello Mastroianni, and Marlon Brando is inspired by a self-directed Shelley Fabares. They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff. 🗓 🧬 🚿 📅 💵 🔐 📟 | 2019-08-10 04:43:14 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🥒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥞 🍆 🏀 🚕 💎 🌂 🚙 🏓 👾 👃 🎍 🎁 🚘 💗 👽 🐟 🎈"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!" Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. 🌽 ⛳ 🐛 🐝 🍧 📕 🐠 👔 🥗 😺 🐊 🍖 🍧 📀 🌳 👾 | 2019-08-10 04:29:15 |
| 76561198179361029 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📒 * 💃 * 🚙 * 👾 * 🌏 * 📀 * 💚 * 🌂 * 💙 * 👽 * 👳 * 🌸 * 🐳 * 🌋 * 🌳 * 🎁ㅤ* A dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is taxes.ㅤ* Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.ㅤ* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.🎫 * 🥗 * 👹 * 🌽 * ⚡ * 🐟 * 💗 * 👽 * 🏀 * 🥒 * 📘 * 💛 * 🍆 * 🍖 * 🔋 * 😺ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-08-10 02:13:02 |
| 76561198211661172 | 💎⛳ 🌋👑🐛 GL HF, 👳🐠🍧📘🎍👹💛 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ٩(^‿^)۶ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ fantastic game| 🌂📀🥗🎫🕺 party down- ☁✦✿♪✳♀ 🥒💗 | 2019-08-10 00:45:56 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💃 ♣ 🎁 Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.🥒 ♣ 🍇 -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed. 💛🌋🐟 | 2019-08-09 21:44:55 |
| astro | + = | 2019-08-09 21:02:10 |
| 76561198211842796 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * ⚡ * 🎫 * 🔋 * 🌽 * 🌋 * 🌳 * 💎 * 🍖 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 🐟 * 🐊 * 💙 * 💄 * 🐝ㅤ* You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.ㅤ* Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls.ㅤ* If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's get wasted together and have the time of our lives.🥒 * 🍖 * 🌏 * 👃 * 💛 * 🚙 * 👹 * 🐳 * ⚡ * 🍆 * 🎈 * 🌳 * 📕 * 🥗 * 👾 * 📒ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-08-09 20:28:46 |
| 76561198179809977 | Paul Hogan and Johnny Depp felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. Jennifer Jason Leigh awakened Australian novelist Patrick White through love. Edna St. Vincent Millay gave Dean Martin an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. Jerry Seinfeld can be very patient with John Barrymore, and Kurt Cobain is inspired by a self-directed Peter Falk. They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff. 💴 🧧 🕳 📖 🔒 📤 | 2019-08-09 12:19:10 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📗There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. ♥ 👑 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏓Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools. ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚗 | 2019-08-09 11:13:08 |
| 76561198179633358 | | 🎈😺🌳🐟🚗🕺📒⛳🍆📀👹🎍📕🚘🎁🥒💚🎫:tooru "All holy piety in public, and all peeled grapes and self-indulgencein private."(Small Gods) | 🎈⚡🍖👳🐊📘👑👽👔🌸🍇🎍🥞🏓👽🌂🌽🌏:azumi | 2019-08-09 09:57:28 |
| 76561198179842674 | Ifㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ#2ㅤㅤㅤpencilㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤmostㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpopular,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhyㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤstillㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ#2? | 2019-08-09 05:41:08 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🔋 ♀ 👃 ♀ 💙 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🍇 (Scully sees deep sea diving suit in Mulder's office)Mulder: It looked great on me in the store! "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who'd caused you to suffer. Who would they be?Scully: I only get five?Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year Scully, didn't I? "The X-Files: The List"🚙 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 👳 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🐟 ♀ ⚡ ♀ ⛳ | 2019-08-09 00:24:55 |
| 76561198211655604 | Peter: 🏓 I 🎽 find 🥞 the 🥗 toothpaste 🌽 with 💚 the 📘 pump 🌸 is 🎫 a 🔋 little 🏀 easier 📀 to 📕 get 🎄 on 🐝 the 🐳 brush. 💗 Ummm... 🎍 you 🚘 might 📒 have 😺 noticed 🍖 my 💙 underwear 🐛 has 🍆 a 🐠 hole ⛳ in 👑 it. 🚗 It's 🍧 uh... 👃 you 🥒 know, 📕 I... 💛 I 🍇 don't 🎍 see 🐟 any 🎄 reason 🎁 to 🌸 throw ⚡ it 🐊 out. 🎽 The 🏀 waist 💛 is 🌏 still 🚙 fine. 🌋 You 📀 know, 🥗 see. 🐟 See, 🎈 it's 🏓 still 💎 real 🌳 stretchy. | 2019-08-08 21:19:28 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🔋👾🏓😺💛👔🐊🎈💎📗💗🥞🏓🥗🚘🚕🥒💃🌽🍧👑🐛💙🚗🍇🌋⚡🌳💚🐝 When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldn't findanyone. Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three captains,twolieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge. Never in thehistory of war have so few been led by so many.- General James Gavin 🌸🐟🐠🎽⛳🎁🎫👃👽🏀📒🎍🎈📘🍆👹💚👳🌏🍖🐛📀😺🐊🕺💄💛📕🔋🐳 | 2019-08-08 16:08:09 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐳🥗👑 Performance review for ᠌ ᠌ 💃💄💚 Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. Always follows instructions precisely and completely. However, when meeting a situation outside the rules, they knows exactly how to act in an appropriate manner. ᠌ ᠌ is careful to understand the instructions before starting. Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. Usually defensive when efforts are criticised – but they nevertheless tries to learn from mistakes. 👔 + 💛 = 🐟 | 2019-08-08 16:01:08 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👃💚🏓📘👽🎽👳🏀🥞📗👹🐟💛🐊🍆Mal: "It's of interest to me how much you know about that world."Book: "I wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal."Mal: "Have to tell me about that sometime."Book: "No, I don't."🐠⛳🌽🌸🌏🍧🥗📒🐠🐝💗👽🕺👃🚘 | 2019-08-08 14:31:59 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🐟 😺 💚 👹 🐝 🕺 🏀 🎄 🐊 🥞📕 [] 🎽 👔 📀 💃 🌳 💄 🍧 🥗 👃 🌸 📘"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- CalvinAs usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight. -- CalvinMy life needs a rewind/erase button. -- Calvin🥒 💛 🐊 🌏 🎁 🎈 🚕 ⛳ 🐠 🐳 | 2019-08-08 12:10:45 |
| 76561198179634913 | ✌🏿 Stay alert, report sightlines! ✌️ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏼 Skyshield reports lost contact, ready weapons! 👐🏾 ㅤㅤ ✍🏻 First warning; move away. 🤛🏽 | 2019-08-08 11:43:42 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💚 Dear ᠌... 💄 → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 🍆 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 📗 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🌋 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 👳 ♫ 📘 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 🍖 ♫ 🎁 Yours truly, Clay Erway (the cat)👾 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167045123 📗 | 2019-08-08 09:01:39 |
| 76561198179424285 | --------------------------------------------------------------Is truth not truth for all? -- Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched the Sky", stardate 5476.4."That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9--------------------------------------------------------------🌏📗🐠🌽🐛💙👑💃💗🍇🚙🚕🥒💎🌋😺🐊🌸🍧🐝🎈⚡👾🔋💛🎍🐟🚗👳🎫🏀🎄👹👃👔🐊💄🎍🚕📘📒🕺📕💚🏓 | 2019-08-08 05:13:32 |
| 76561198211754472 | CONTACT LOST IN BLOCK B2.DEPLOY, REINFORCE, INTERCEPT IN CENTRAL BLOCK B4.SECURITY ALERT: UNREGISTERED WEAPONS DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD ENGAGED.CITIZEN NOTICE: FAILURE TO COOPERATE WILL RESULT IN PERMANENT OFF-WORLD RELOCATION. | 2019-08-08 04:49:34 |
| 76561198211819232 | ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥒 ♥ ⚡Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most. ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👳 ♥ ⛳"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'" ♥ 📒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐠 | 2019-08-07 22:34:04 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🚙 🏀 💎 ⚡ 👹 🐊 🍆 😺 🚕 🌸🐛 [] 🎫 🌂 🚙 🐟 📒 🚗 💚 🎫 👳 🎍 📀Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can thinktwice."That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- CalvinMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin💃 📘 ⛳ 🌋 🌽 💙 🌳 💄 👑 👔 | 2019-08-07 21:22:59 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🍖🚕🚘🎍⛳🌸🐝🍆🥗🚗 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⚡🎫👑🐠🚙🍇👳⛳👹🌏 » Mexico approved ♣ » until the gravel considered ✤ » and the fingers asked ✫ 🎁🐟🎄📕💎🐠📀🥗🕺🌸 » walk chairs in luggage ✦ » when fingers hunt to loiter ✲ » because princes walk ☂ 👽🥞👃🔋🌋💙👾🚙😺🍖 » make chairs in water ♂ » when crayons love to loiter ✰ » because elbows walk ↕ 🐳👑💃📗💛🌳🏓🍧🍆🎈 | 2019-08-07 20:37:25 |
| 76561198179762074 | Ummmm.... | 2019-08-07 15:39:22 |
| 76561198179860286 | Rob said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software. 🗣️ 👥 👤 👤 🗣️ | 2019-08-07 13:58:26 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐊🚗👔🐝💚🐳👑🍖🎁🥗💎🏓🎍🎽🌂⚡👃👔🌸💚🐛👹🍆📒📀🎈📘🐊⛳👳 Spiritual leadership should remain spiritual leadership and the temporalpowershould not become too important in any church.- Eleanor Roosevelt 💄🍇👾🏀🔋🥞🌏😺🐠🥗🐟🎄💃💛🎫🚕👹👽📕🌳🍧🌽🌋🚘📗⚡🕺💗🚙📒 | 2019-08-07 10:38:29 |
| 76561198179844987 | 💄 ☺ 🎁 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!💎 ☺ 🐛 -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix 📗🐟🏀 | 2019-08-07 05:16:32 |
| 76561198179589975 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 💚 * 💛 * 🌸 * 🎈 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 🐟 * 👃 * 📗 * 💗 * 💎 * 💗 * ⚡ * 👔 * 🐊ㅤ* So I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions".ㅤ* It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.ㅤ* If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?🥗 * 📕 * 🕺 * 🎁 * 🏀 * 🎫 * 👑 * 🥒 * 👽 * ⚡ * 💄 * 👾 * 💙 * 🍖 * 💛 * 🚙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-08-06 21:34:31 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤ* I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.ㅤ* If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?ㅤ* What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-08-06 19:35:25 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🐊🚕🐟💗💚📕💙😺🏀🥞👔🎍⛳🌏👑Simon: "So you're a bounty hunter."Early: "That ain't it at all."Simon: "Then what are you?"Early: "I'm a bounty hunter."👹🎁🔋🌸🎽👽🚘💄👃🥒🚗🎫🌽🍧⚡ | 2019-08-06 18:11:09 |
| 76561198179697385 | ATTENTION RESIDENTS: THIS BLOCK CONTAINS POTENTIAL CIVIL INFECTION.INFORM, COOPERATE, ASSEMBLE.WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE.PRIORITY ALERT: INTERNAL STABILIZATION TEAMS, DEPLOY STERILIZERS.DEPLOY... | 2019-08-06 16:56:07 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👎🏻 One duty vacated. 🤙 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏿 One contained! 👐🏼 ㅤㅤ 👇🏾 Target Ghost Two, go active intercept! 🤛 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖐🏽 Thirteen! 🖕🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✍🏿 Cover me! ✌🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏾 Move in. 👉🏽 | 2019-08-06 16:09:06 |
| _133 | Peter: 😺 All 🥒 right, 📕 here's 🎽 my 📀 one-man 🔋 show, 🏓 "Winston 🐟 Churchill, 🎁 We ⛳ Hardly 🚘 Knew 💃 Ye." 🍖 Okay, 💙 act 📗 one. 💛 [high-pitched 🏓 voice] 🐊 Peter: 👔 I'm 🥞 Winston 👹 Churchill. 👃 Would 👾 you 🌳 like 🍇 some 🥗 tea? 🚕 I 🌸 would 👽 because 🌽 I'm 🎫 Winston 🚗 Churchill. ⚡ Would 🏀 you 🎄 like 🐳 a 📒 crumpet? 💚 I 🍧 would 📕 because 🕺 I'm 👳 Winston 🎍 Churchill. 💗 Do 💎 you 🌂 like 🚙 to 💛 wear 🌋 knickers? 🥞 I 🌏 do 👽 because 🎍 I'm 🎈 Winston 📀 Churchill. | 2019-08-06 11:18:58 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🔋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🌽 👔 🎽 🐝 📗 💃 🎫 👑 🎄 🌂 🌳 🕺 💛 💃 💄 🥗Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on abusiness trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at thelad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutesof knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window, "Whaddaya want?" "Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father. "Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch." 🍧 📀 🔋 🐳 ⚡ 📕 👔 🌸 🥒 😺 🎁 👽 🐠 🎽 🚕 💚 | 2019-08-06 10:35:51 |
| 76561198179762074 | 📒 📗 🏓 👔 🌳 ⚡ 💎 👹 🐝 💚🍧 [] 🏀 🌳 👾 💛 📕 🚘 📒 🥗 💄 🏓 🔋You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- CalvinWhy should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don'tdeserve it. -- Calvin"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes💎 🎁 🎈 📘 🚙 📀 🍧 🏀 🥒 😺 | 2019-08-06 09:50:52 |
| 76561198179509657 | ⛳ -- ⚡ -- 💙 -- 🏓 -- 👽 -- 🎁 -- 🌋 -- 🕺 -- 🐊 -- 💎 -- 🐝 -- 🍖 -- 👔 -- 💗 -- 🎍 Azh nazg durbatal^uk, azh nazg gimbatul,Azh nazg thrakatal^uk agh burzum ishi krimpatul! -- J. R. R. TolkienTo err is human,To purr feline. -- Robert ByrneOn the good ship EnterpriseEvery week there's a new surpriseWhere the Romulans lurkAnd the Klingons often go berserk.Yes, the good ship EnterpriseThere's excitement anywhere it fliesWhere Tribbles playAnd Nurse Chapel never gets her way. See Captain Kirk standing on the br 👑 -- 🎽 -- 💃 -- 🚕 -- 📗 -- 🔋 -- 🎁 -- 🐳 -- 🏀 -- 📕 -- 😺 -- 🚘 -- 📗 -- 🎫 -- 🌳 | 2019-08-06 09:15:49 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💚 ☁ 🎫 Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast. 🥞🎈🌳 | 2019-08-06 05:25:47 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👃🏓🍆⛳🚗 |What's the most courageous| 📒🚙👔🍇🌂🐝📗👑🐊💙👹🚘📀 |thing you've ever done?| 🎈💚🌽🕺📕🚙🥒💎 | 2019-08-06 03:38:46 |
| 76561198179702987 | HAL 🌽 Institute 🎫 for 🔋 Criminally 🐠 Insane 👽 Robots | 2019-08-05 23:14:11 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell. Peter: Meg... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell can't drive? | 2019-08-05 21:11:07 |
| 76561198179635013 | --------------------------------------------------------------Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing. -- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7--------------------------------------------------------------📀🚗🥗🌏💗🎍📒🕺🎁⛳💃🍇🌽🎄📘🍖💗🥞🎫🔋⚡🍆💄👽🚕💚👔🌸👹🚙🕺📀🚗😺🌳🌏💙🐝🐊🌂👳📗💃🐳👑 | 2019-08-05 18:50:00 |
| 76561198179551309 | ⚡🚗🥒💙🌂🕺🌽⛳👃🐊🎫🍖🐳📀💚Inara: "I am grateful, you know. For the ill-conceived and high-handed attemptto defend my honor although I didn't want you to."🎈🎍🐟🐠🥞🚕🔋💃👾🥗🐟👑🌸🏀📗 | 2019-08-05 17:47:56 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📘🐠👳 Performance review for ᠌ 🌳👽🚘 They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. ᠌ can hold and engage an audience, but not convincing or persuasive enough to be used as a keynote speaker/presenter. Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, ᠌ listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. 💃 + 🥞 = 🥗 | 2019-08-05 16:48:47 |
| 76561198211879112 | Attend, now, and learn to shepherd antlions with this so-called bug-bait. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐳⚡📕🚙} | 2019-08-05 13:17:45 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🍖🌳🌽|💎👳📗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐠🚘🎁|Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?A: Because it was on the other side. huh | 2019-08-05 11:33:40 |
| 76561198179803382 | Leela: 🐠 Well, 🎍 goodnight. 😺 I'm 🎽 gonna 🏓 go 💛 make 🐳 my 🐛 dinners 💙 for 📗 the 🎈 next 👃 month 🐟 🏓 and 👽 freeze 🚕 them. | 2019-08-05 10:44:43 |
| 76561198179589975 | 👳 ✰ ⛳ ✰ 💙 ✰ 💃 ✰ 📘 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🎄 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 📗 ✰ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚗 ✰ 📒 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 😺 ✰ 🍖 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🏀 ✰ 💙 ✰ 💚 It is possible by ingenuity and at the expense of clarity... {to do almostanything in any language}. However, the fact that it is possible to pusha pea up a mountain with your nose does not mean that this is a sensibleway of getting it there. Each of these techniques of language extensionshould be used in its proper place. -- Christopher Strachey 🏓 ✰ 👔 ✰ 🚙 ✰ 🐝 ✰ 🍇 ✰ 🌂 ✰ 💛 ✰ 🎄 ✰ 🎫 ✰ 🚕 | 2019-08-05 10:05:35 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐝 ✲ 👾 This is Jim Rockford.👽 ✲ 💃 At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.💙 ✲ 💛 🐛 ✲ 🌸 This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and🚙 ✲ 👑 his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe.🌂 ✲ 🕺 Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.👾 ✲ 💄 🥞 ✲ 🌳 This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this a machine? I don't🍇 ✲ 🥒 talk to machines! [Click]👳 ✲ 📕 -- "The Rockford Files" 🔋🌽🏀 | 2019-08-05 09:34:39 |
| 76561198179809977 | ⛳ -- 💙 -- 👑 -- 🌂 -- 🍖 -- 🎁 -- 🐊 -- 🍧 -- 💃 -- 🚕 -- 🚙 -- 🍆 -- 🐟 -- 🥞 -- 👽 I gave my love an Apple, that had no core;I gave my love a building, that had no floor;I wrote my love a program, that had no end;I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'.How can there be an Apple, that has no core?How can there be a building, that has no floor?How can there be a program, that has no end?How can there be an upgrade, with no cryin'?An Apple's MOS memory don't use no core!A building that's perfect, it has no flaw!A pro 🌋 -- 🎈 -- 🎫 -- 🥗 -- 🐝 -- 💄 -- 🌳 -- 👳 -- 👾 -- 🕺 -- 🥒 -- 👹 -- 💛 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 | 2019-08-05 09:29:50 |
| 76561198179803382 | --------------------------------------------------------------It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted. -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially ifthey're attractive in some way. -- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6--------------------------------------------------------------🕺🍖🥒⚡🏓👳🎄💙🌏🚗🌳👑🍧🌽🌸👽🚘🚕🚙💃💚👹⚡👔⛳👃🕺💄📒💙🥗🌂🏀👾🎁🐛🔋📀🐳🌋🐊🥞💗🎽👽 | 2019-08-05 07:01:31 |
| 76561198211879112 | | 📘🐝📕⛳🐛🎈🍇📒👽🌋⚡🍇📗😺📘💄👔🐊:embarrassed "All holy piety in public, and all peeled grapes and self-indulgencein private."(Small Gods) | 🌂🥞👳🌏🐠🌳🚗🥒🐟🚕📀💗🥗💙💃👃🚘🔋:tso4_sarah | 2019-08-05 05:51:30 |
| 76561198179596342 | Lois: ⛳ Chris 🚘 where 🎈 have 📀 you 🥞 been? 🐠 Chris: 🥒 Dad 📘 took 🎍 me 💄 to 💎 see 🎁 a 🐝 plastic 🍧 surgeon 🍖 to 🥗 have 🏓 liposuction 🐟 but 🚕 I 👽 didn't 🌽 have 🌳 it 🕺 done. 🌂 Lois: ⚡ Good 🎫 for 🐛 you 💃 Chris. 📒 That 🍆 was 👹 a 📗 very 🚗 grown-up 💙 decision. 👃 I 🔋 mean 💗 what 💚 kind 🌏 of 📀 egomanical 🚙 pretentious 🍇 jerk 💛 gets 📕 liposuction. 👑 Peter: 👾 [in 🏀 a 🐊 very 🌋 sexy ⛳ voice] 😺 Hello! | 2019-08-05 05:27:30 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🐊 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 👾 Mulder: How did this happen?Scully: Birds and the bees and the monkey babies Mulder.Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it...Mulder: (to woman who had tailed baby) When you were admitted you said that the baby's father was from another planet. What did you mean by that exactly?Amanda: You know, that he's not from this planet.... His name is Luke Skywalker; he's what's known as a Jedi knight.Scully: Did he have a light saber? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger! "The X-Files: Genderbender"🥞 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 💙 ✿ 👃 ✿ 📗 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🎈 ✿ ⛳ | 2019-08-05 04:53:28 |
| 76561198179556699 | The ability to ask question like 'Where am I and who is the "I" that is asking?' is one of the things that distinguishes mankind from, say, cuttlefish.(The Last Continent) 🤔We're here to give you a computer, not a religion.- attributed to Bob Pariseau, at the introduction of the Amiga🤥The most dangerous organization in America today is: (a) The KKK (b) The American Nazi Party (c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club😴 <taniwha> i'd solve a windows key problem with fdisk :) 🤑 'There's stranger people in this world than Corporal Nobbs, my lad.'Carrot's expression slid into a rictus of intrigued horror.'Gosh.'(Men at Arms) 😘 Peter: Even Walt Disney? [Walt Disney draws Minnie] Minnie: Do I, do-do I have to? [crying] Walt Disney: You wanna be a star, don't you? Then take it off! [Minnie tooks her dress off while sobbing] Walt Disney: Yeah, that's nice. 😶 | 2019-08-05 04:45:25 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💎 🌳 🐠 👃 🌂 🎍 📀 🚘 🥗 🚕🕺 [] 🏀 ⚡ 🐛 🚗 🐳 👑 👔 🐊 📕 📘 🎁"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone." --- HobbesSome people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the bestof the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle andrefusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters theirheads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles! -- CalvinHow many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- Calvin🍖 📗 🎫 ⛳ 🌂 😺 🚕 👹 🔋 🐟 | 2019-08-05 03:05:20 |
| 76561198179551309 | | 🐝🌳🚘🌂🎈🍆💚💛📗🚗📒👾💎👑🐊🌋🌏⚡:yamiko The Auditors avoided death by never going so far as to get a life(The Thief of Time) | 🎍💃👔🏓👳🥒🐛🐳🐠🎁👔🚕👽🐠🍇📀🚙🌸:Inc_Hesper | 2019-08-05 02:55:20 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🕺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📕 👃 🌳 🚘 🥒 😺 🌋 💄 🎍 🐳 👑 🎽 🌂 📀 🚙 🥗 🎁Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, andnot the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should. -- W.C. Fields 💙 🌋 👾 💚 💛 🏓 😺 🎄 🐠 🍧 👑 💎 🥒 🎈 🥗 📒 | 2019-08-04 22:13:16 |
| 76561198179843803 | | 🐠👃🕺🎄🚕💎🐛🌋💚📘👹👃💙🐝🥗💄🚗🎍:yuna Nine-tenths of the universe is the knowledge of the position and direction of everything in the other tenth. Every atom has its biography, every star its file, every chemical exchange its equivalent of the inspector with a clipboard. It is unaccounted for because it is doing the accounting for the rest of it. Nine-tenths of the universe, in fact, is the paperwork. (The Thief of Time) | 📒🐟📀🐳🌸👽📕💛🔋🌏🎁🎽💗💚👳🥗🍇🌂:WinkyFace | 2019-08-04 16:00:11 |
| 76561198179677447 | Kristin Scott-Thomas and John Barrymore felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Meg Ryan. But John Malkovich was moody and passionate. Soon Stockard Channing began to avoid confrontations with Carson McCullers, and Jim Morrison felt jealous and possessive. When Kurt Cobain had to leave for school that fall, Terry Tempest Williams was relieved to see him go. 📰 💈 📊 🔬 ✒ 📜 📉 | 2019-08-04 14:07:17 |
| 76561198179596342 | Lois: 🎫 Glen, 🎈 I 🔋 need 👑 your 🌸 help. 🎍 Glen 🍇 Quagmire: 🐝 Sure, 🌋 Lois. 🥗 I'd 🍆 do 🥞 everything 🌂 to 🌽 you. 🎄 Lois: 💎 What? ⛳ Glen 🐝 Quagmire: 👾 I'd 👹 do 💛 anything 🚗 for 🐟 you. | 2019-08-04 10:38:47 |
| 76561198211563240 | 👾💗🌽💚📘💛🌂🥒🐛🍖🌏🐝💎🔋💃Saffron: "You gonna kill me?" Mal: "Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to?" Saffron: "I didn't kill you." Mal: "You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buysyou nothing." Saffron: (smiles) "I made you dinner."👳🍆💃⚡🥗💗👃🚙👔🎍🚘😺🎈📕👽 | 2019-08-04 10:36:48 |
| 76561198179702987 | 💙 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐊 🌋 🌽 🐝 🎈 🐟 👽 🌂 ⛳ 🎁 🎫 🐛 🍧 🥞 🍖 🏀 🎍He knew the tavernes well in every toun. -- Geoffrey Chaucer When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer. 👔 ⚡ 🌏 🎍 🌸 👃 👾 😺 🚙 💄 📒 🐳 🐊 🌋 🚘 🎈 | 2019-08-04 01:24:27 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤperiodㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤdayㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwithㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤslowestㅤtrafficㅤㅤcalledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤrushㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhour? | 2019-08-03 23:14:35 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👾🔋 👹 LOOK- 👳📕💎🌳ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ^ↀᴥↀ^ GOOD LUCK. 😺💃🌏💚 🌽💛 | 2019-08-03 16:09:19 |
| 76561198179634913 | 📗🌋🥞🍧💛⛳👹💎🍇😺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎍💗🚕🚘🐠💚💃👳🥗🐳 » breaking your target ٿ » I refriended your elbows ✥ » throughout your clothing ✏ 🌋🔋📀🐟🎄🚗🎁👔🥒🌽 » cheat chairs to gravel ✿ » when barbers hunt to loiter ❂ » because flowers play ☼ 💙🌸📘👽💄👑👾🏀⚡🐊 » following my soul, ✔ » Panda approved my princes ٿ » behind my clothing ✿ 🎈🚘🐛📒📕💎🌳🌽🌂🌏 | 2019-08-03 16:07:23 |
| 76561198211563240 | Idle speculation. We shall share the vortessence. Calm yourself. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🎁🐊🍇👹} | 2019-08-03 08:34:06 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👽 ☺ 🐳 A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned🏓 ☺ 😺 things is ample.👳 ☺ 🚗 -- Rebecca West 🚙📘👾 | 2019-08-03 08:32:11 |
| 76561198211598984 | | 🎈💛💚💎👃🎽💗🚙🌋🎁🕺⛳🍇🥞💄📗🏀👾:zbrsniper "my mother ran away before I was born".(Sourcery) | 📒🐛💙🥒🌽📕🚗🐝📗👔👹😺🥒🍧🚕🐳⛳🐠:jacksonevil | 2019-08-03 06:49:06 |
| 76561198179618386 | This tau cannon once killed many of our kind. Use it wisely. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👽🌏🌋🚕} | 2019-08-03 03:38:54 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🤙🏽 It's 10-108! 👌🏼 ㅤㅤㅤ 👎 Leader One, suppressing! 👇🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏿 Firing to expose target! 🤟🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏼 Code 7. 👋🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲 Striker! 💪🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👐🏼 404 Zone. 🤘🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤞🏻 Eleven. ✍🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤘🏾 Officer down, request all units code 3 to my 10-20! 👏🏿 | 2019-08-02 22:38:30 |
| 76561198179780423 | ⚡ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐟 🌂 ⛳ 👃 👽 📘 💃 🐠 🕺 📒 🐛 😺 🥗 🌸 🎽 🚕 👾Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass,and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledgedNature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friendgrasshopper. Did you know they've named a drink after you?" "Really?" replied the grasshopper, obviously pleased. "They'venamed a drink Fred?" Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. 🎍 📕 💃 👳 🔋 🍇 👑 🐛 👔 🌋 🐳 🌳 🥞 🚗 🍇 🎁 | 2019-08-02 21:44:56 |
| 76561198179361029 | Harlan said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him. 👤 🗣️ 👥 🗣️ 👤 | 2019-08-02 20:37:31 |
| 76561198179819838 | OK I will call you Tell Me A Story. 📗 🚪 ⚖ 🛡 | 2019-08-02 20:28:28 |
| 76561198179809165 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎫 * 👽 * ⚡ * 💄 * 🥞 * 🍖 * 🌏 * 🐊 * 🎄 * 🐝 * 🐳 * 💃 * 📒 * 🐛 * 🍧 * 🐠ㅤ* Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.ㅤ* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."💗 * 😺 * 💚 * 🕺 * 🎽 * 🌸 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 👾 * 🎍 * 📕 * 🔋 * 🌋 * 💛 * 🍇ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-08-02 18:26:33 |
| 76561198179854946 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🏀🥗🐝 ㅤㅤ📘🍖🌽ㅤㅤㅤ🥒🕺👾ㅤㅤㅤ👳⛳🏓ㅤㅤㅤ😺🌏🌸🎍🐛🐟 ㅤㅤ🐠💛🥗ㅤㅤㅤ👹📒🎽ㅤㅤㅤ⚡🌳💗ㅤㅤㅤ💙👑🎈+ WHAT IS IMAGINE? - imagine is a verb. Teach me more things. | 2019-08-02 17:49:11 |
| 76561198179517018 | ✋🏿 10-97! 👎🏼 ㅤㅤㅤ 👉 Ion. 🖐🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖐🏿 Weapons off safe, prepare for contact. 👌🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜 Echo. ✍🏽 ㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏻 Blade! 💪🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌 Nine! 🙏🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏾 10-91, D count is! ✋🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏻 Nomad! 👇🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌 It'ssuing malcompliant citation. ✍🏼 | 2019-08-02 17:48:11 |
| 76561198179618386 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👽 * 🌂 * 😺 * 🚘 * 🐠 * 🐝 * 🐟 * 🐊 * 🚕 * 🍖 * 🕺 * 💚 * 🎈 * 👾 * 👃 * 🥒ㅤ* It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.ㅤ* I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.🥗 * 📘 * 💛 * 💃 * ⚡ * 🔋 * 🐳 * 💄 * 📕 * 🍆 * 🎄 * 🎁 * 👔 * 🌳 * 🌽 * 🏓ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-08-02 16:27:14 |
| 76561198211715440 | We are mindful of the words of our greatest philosopher: companum gannennen vorgenot! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐝💚🐠📘} | 2019-08-02 13:30:12 |
| 76561198179733738 | In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper. Thecreator received $4000 down ... and $3000 across. 🙄 Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in theband at all. 🤔Obviously, a man's judgement cannot be better than the information on which hehas based it. Give him the truth and he may still go wrong when he hasthe chance to be right, but give him no news or present him only with distortedand incomplete data, with ignorant, sloppy or biased reporting, with propagandaand deliberate falsehoods, and you destroy his whole reasoning processes, andmake him something less than a man.-- Arthur Hays Sulzberger😘 Saffron: "We gotta move fast."Mal: "Yeah, he might come back and hug us in the act." 🤗 Let's call it an accidental feature. --Larry Wall 😪The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. -- David Gerrold🤥 | 2019-08-02 09:09:05 |
| 76561198179843803 | ✩ Without💃 ✿ ice🎍🎁 ß cream🍧🥒🌽 ☢ life🎽💄👾🥗 ✭ and🏀😺🍖🚙🥞 ★ fame🍇🕺🐊🏓📀👹 ✧ are meaningless. | 2019-08-02 08:08:54 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🏀🎍👳 Performance review for ᠌ 📘📕💛 ᠌ completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. In the face of setbacks or adversity will wait to see how others respond before continuing. Will continue to pursue the objective as long as others lead the way. but will give up otherwise. A pleasant, outgoing personality who always gets on well with others. ᠌ will always be noticed and popular in a group. ᠌ is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. 📗 + 💙 = 🥒 | 2019-08-02 06:51:54 |
| 76561198211661172 | ✊🏽 All units at location, respond code 3 Overwatch, Spear Seven, engaged in clean up! 🖖 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👇🏻 Affirmative we got him now. ☝🏾 | 2019-08-02 03:17:53 |
| 76561198211655604 | Howㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤgetㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdeerㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcrossㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤhighwayㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhereㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheyㅤㅤㅤplaceㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤoneㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤthoseㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyellowㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwarningㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsigns? | 2019-08-02 01:16:55 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🍧 ★ 📗 Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house. 👑📕👽 | 2019-08-01 23:40:48 |
| 76561198179814253 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👃 * 💚 * 💗 * 💙 * 🎄 * 😺 * 🚗 * 🐟 * ⚡ * 🌂 * 💙 * 🥗 * 🎽 * 👹 * 👽 * 🌽ㅤ* I love oral sex...it's the phone bill I hate.ㅤ* A man goes into a fish shop and says, "I'd like a piece of cod, please."Fishmonger says, "It won't be long sir.""Well, it had better be fat then", replies the man.ㅤ* To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.💛 * 🚙 * 🕺 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 🏓 * 🎁 * 🌳 * 🐝 * 👔 * 💗 * 🥒 * 👑 * 👹 * ⛳ * 📘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-08-01 22:21:49 |
| 76561198179843803 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐝 * 🌂 * 🚙 * 💙 * 🐟 * ⛳ * 👑 * 🏀 * 💚 * 🕺 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 📒 * 🏓 * 🍧 * 🎄ㅤ* Without ME, it's just AWESO.ㅤ* I think, therefore I'm single.ㅤ* A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.🍆 * 👹 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 📗 * 📕 * 🎽 * 💛 * 🥗 * 👔 * 💗 * 👃 * 🌋 * 😺 * 👽 * 🎫ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-08-01 20:59:57 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🌋 Dear ᠌... 🥗 → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? 👑 ☢ 🎫 ☢ 📒 ☢ 📘 ☢ 🔋 ☢ 🏓 ☢ 🥞 ☢ 🍖 ☢ 👾 ☢ 🐊 ☢ 🐝 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 🌂 ☢ 🚙 ☢ 🍧 Yours truly, Vincent Brignac (the cat)👃 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167043087 🎄 | 2019-08-01 20:48:54 |
| 76561198179635013 | ⛳ 👃 🍖 🍆 🌳 👑 💄 🐟 🍧 🏀🥞 [] 🔋 🎁 🚘 💃 🥒 🐊 💗 👃 🍇 👳 🐛This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ... -- Hobbes"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-CalvinHobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!📘 🌸 🚗 🌏 🚕 💚 🏓 🚘 👑 🚙 | 2019-08-01 16:04:05 |
| 76561198179573195 | Laura Ingraham and Harvey Keitel met in film school when they were young. They felt a strong physical attraction, but Raymond Burr was intimidated by Humphrey Bogart 's aggressive style. Years later they were reintroduced by a mutual friend. Boxer Roberto Duran was drawn to Spencer Tracy 's rich imagination and intelligence. Laurence Olivier was consumed by Johnny Cash 's will and determination. Though they would sometimes fight in a fury of jealous rage, this was matched only by their passion in love. ✏ ☎ ✉ | 2019-08-01 12:20:25 |
| 76561198179809165 | ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🕺 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💗My cup hath runneth'd over with love. ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐳"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat." ♥ 👾 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎫 | 2019-08-01 12:17:16 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌽 ♪ ⛳ If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost,📘 ♪ 🏀 I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down💄 ♪ 🎍 the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes. A more sententious, holding-🍆 ♪ ⚡ forth old bore who expected every hero-worshiping adenoidal little twerp🌂 ♪ 😺 of a student-poet to hang on to his every word I never saw.💙 ♪ 🚙 -- James Dickey 🍖👳🍧 | 2019-08-01 11:30:21 |
| 76561198179797383 | What'sㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤanotherㅤㅤwordㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤThesaurus? | 2019-08-01 08:47:54 |
| 76561198179814253 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"abbreviated"ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsuchㅤaㅤㅤlongㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤword? | 2019-08-01 07:31:51 |
| 76561198179419823 | | 👽🐳🌽💄🏓👳💙🐛🌋💎📒📗🍖🎫⚡🎄📀👔:smilingreia FOUR QUEENS. HMM. THAT IS VERY HIGH.Death looked down at his cards, and then up into Granny's steady, blue-eyed gaze.Neither moved for some time.Then Death laid the hand on the table.I LOSE, he said. ALL I HAVE IS FOUR ONES.(Maskerade) | 🔋📕🏓🎍🥞🐳🐠💚🚕🍧📘💄🎁🚙🚗💛👾🐊:Vivianne | 2019-08-01 01:49:30 |
| 76561198179517018 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👽👳📕 ㅤㅤ🐟🎍🐳ㅤㅤㅤ🐠👑👃ㅤㅤㅤ🍧🏓🌳ㅤㅤㅤ🌂😺🍇🥒💎🎄 ㅤㅤ⚡🌋🍆ㅤㅤㅤ🌸🐝🐊ㅤㅤㅤ🚘⛳🎁ㅤㅤㅤ🍖📗🎽+ WHAT IS WEATHER? - the general condition of the atmosphere at a particular time and place, with regard to the temperature, moisture, cloudiness, etc. Feed me more datums! | 2019-07-31 19:03:17 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐳🥒🌂|🐝💚🐠| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍧👃🌳|Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?A: Diyathinkhesaurus.Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex. wut | 2019-07-31 16:58:38 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🚕 ✥ 🍆 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 🥒 ✥ 🐝 ✥ 📕 ✥ 🍧 ✥ 🎄 ✥ 👾 ✥ 🐛 ✥ ⚡ ✥ 💃 Are you a man or woman? 👽 ✥ 🌽 ✥ 🎽 ✥ 👹 ✥ 🎁 ✥ 💄 ✥ 💚 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 🎍 ✥ 🎫 ✥ 🥞 | 2019-07-31 13:57:19 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🚙🚘🏀🚕💃⛳🍆⚡👑🌋🎍🎽🥒🌏📒Jayne: "Saint Jane, it's got a ring to it!"Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed."Jayne: "I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Doesthat count upstairs?"Book: "Oh, it will be taken into consideration."Jayne: "You made that sound kind of ominous."🐠🐝🍖💚🎫🍧🥞📗🏓🚗👽👾😺🐛📘 | 2019-07-31 09:17:07 |
| 76561198179361029 | ß Even💎 ✪ a👹⛳ ☁ blind👃🐳⚡ ✦ pig🐊📕🚕💄 ♥ stumbles🍆👽📘🌳🥞 ↕ upon🏀🌏🌽💚🌸🍖 ♪ a few acorns. | 2019-07-31 08:04:45 |
| 76561198179863334 | ⚡ -- 🕺 -- 🔋 -- 🏓 -- 💃 -- 👽 -- 🎁 -- 👾 -- 🎽 -- 💚 -- 💄 -- 😺 -- 💙 -- 🌂 -- 👃 In the dimestores and bus stationsPeople talk of situationsRead books repeat quotationsDraw conclusions on the wall. -- Bob DylanAnd all that the Lorax left here in this messwas a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless."Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess.That was long, long ago, and each day since that day,I've worried and worried and worried away.Through the years as my buildings have fallen apart,I've worried 🌳 -- 🕺 -- 🐛 -- 📒 -- 🎈 -- 🚙 -- 🌏 -- 🚕 -- 🌸 -- 📀 -- 🎍 -- 💗 -- 🎫 -- 💛 -- 🐠 | 2019-07-31 07:15:43 |
| 76561198179635013 | --------------------------------------------------------------It is necessary to have purpose. -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3There is an order of things in this universe. -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1--------------------------------------------------------------🏀📗🐳👑🎫👃🌸👽🐊⚡🎽🚗🕺🐠🥒🚕🍇🥞📕💚💗🐝📘⛳👹🥗🐟📀💃🌏💛📗🏓💛🕺🚙🎫💗🔋😺⚡📘💃👽🚕 | 2019-07-31 03:57:06 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🎽⚡💚 Performance review for ᠌ 💗🚘🐊 Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. ᠌ enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don't stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. 💛 + 🏀 = 🍖 | 2019-07-31 03:53:01 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👑 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 🏓 ⛳ 🍧 🔋 💃 📀 🎍 🌏 👃 🐠 🐳 📀 🎄 💗 🍆 📗SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition. Statements must be filed 30 days in advance. ... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. -- J. B. White 🌽 👹 👔 🐛 🍖 👃 🎫 🚙 👳 🏀 🕺 🌳 🌋 🐝 🥞 🍆 | 2019-07-31 03:41:07 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🕺 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 👔 ♀ 👽 ♀ 💚 ♀ 💛 Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Scully: Why don't you go on home and get some sleep?Mulder: (laughs at what she said...she smiles...he puts his arms around her waist...she pats his head....she leaves...he puts heart in his desk drawer....) "The X-Files: Paper Hearts"🚘 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 👳 | 2019-07-31 03:07:01 |
| 76561198179860286 | Do you ever count your steps when you walk? >> 👾🥗👑🍖👽 << | 2019-07-30 22:42:47 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🎍 🎽 🌋 😺 🐛 🐟 👳 💗 💄 🎫🥞 [] 🚙 👑 💚 💙 🏀 🥒 📒 🏓 👾 💄 💛"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."-Calvin"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -Calvin"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."-Calvin🐟 🐊 👽 🍧 📀 🌋 🌂 🚕 🥗 📘 | 2019-07-30 21:50:48 |
| 76561198179842674 | Peter: 📘 Say, 👑 what 💚 happened 🚗 to 🌂 the 🎄 car 🐳 wash 👳 thief? 🌳 Joe 🎽 Swanson: 📒 Ironically, 🌋 I ⛳ severed 🚕 his 👾 spine 🍖 when 📀 I 🐛 landed 💄 on 💎 him. 🐊 Peter: 🎈 Looks 🐟 like 🎁 you 🥗 got 🐠 more 😺 competition 🎫 at 🔋 next 🍆 year's 🐝 special 📕 people's 🚘 games, 🚙 huh? 💛 Joe 🚗 Swanson: 🏓 Nope, 🥒 he's ⚡ dead. | 2019-07-30 19:22:45 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👾 ✤ 🚗 Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without a certain📀 ✤ 📗 unsoundness of mind.🎍 ✤ 🎽 -- Thomas Macaulay 🏓👑🌸 | 2019-07-30 08:19:16 |
| 76561198179847314 | 💗🐝🕺👽📘💄🎍💛🥒🎫⚡🚗👳📗🎽Kaylee: "Catalyzer on the port compression coil blew. That's where thetrouble started."Mal: "I need that in Captain Dummy talk, Kaylee."💃🌽🏓🐛🌏🐊🐟🎁🐠👹🍧🥞💚🔋🚕 | 2019-07-30 05:15:21 |
| 76561198211853304 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏓 * 🥒 * 😺 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 👽 * 🌽 * 🐛 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 👔 * 🌂 * 🍇 * 🎍 * 🎁ㅤ* The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy".ㅤ* Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky?Landlord: That would be free sir.Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.ㅤ* If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?🐠 * 💚 * 🌏 * 📒 * 🥞 * ⛳ * 🌸 * 🐳 * 🔋 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 📀 * 🐊 * 👑 * 💃 * 🍧ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-07-30 05:13:19 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🎍 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌸 🌏 👳 🌽 🚗 🐟 🐊 💚 🐳 🐠 ⚡ ⛳ 🚘 📒 💗 🚙 🏀Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning. Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?Norm: The warranty on my liver. -- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to DoSam: What can I do for you, Norm?Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam. -- Cheers, Veggie-BoydWoody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood. -- Cheers, It's a Wonderful Wife 🍧 📀 🍆 🌸 👑 👽 💛 ⛳ 💙 🚗 💚 🎫 🚕 🏓 🎁 🎍 | 2019-07-29 23:00:59 |
| 76561198179819838 | 👋 Hammer Three, inbound Residential block. 🙏🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏼 Sweeping in! ☝🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏽 Defender. ✌️ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏾 We've got an outland biotic in here! 🖕🏻 | 2019-07-29 17:09:39 |
| 76561198179860286 | Howㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤtellㅤㅤㅤㅤwhenㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyou'reㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤoutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤofㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤinvisibleㅤㅤㅤink? | 2019-07-29 16:57:46 |
| 76561198179782901 | Peter: 📀 I'd 👔 sell 💄 my 🌳 soul 🚘 to 👳 be 🍖 famous. ⛳ [cut 🍇 to 📗 hell] 💛 Satan: 🚗 We've ⚡ got 🏓 a 🌏 live 🚙 one. 📀 Peter 🌋 Griffin. 🥒 Assisstant: 📘 No 🔋 good, 🚕 sir. 🎫 It 🐠 seems 🌸 he 💙 already 💚 sold ⚡ his 👳 soul 🥗 once 🍖 in 🕺 1977 🌏 for 🌂 Bee 🐛 Gees 💛 tickets 🐟 and 🎈 then 🎄 again 😺 in 🌽 1983 💄 for 🎽 half 🐊 a 🐝 mallomar. | 2019-07-29 15:41:37 |
| 76561198211842796 | Feminist author Susan Brownmiller and Woody Allen were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Penny Marshall was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Lillian Hellman's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. 🔓 🔏 🔮 🏷 📜 🚿 💶 | 2019-07-29 15:11:39 |
| 76561198211853304 | Ernest Borgnine and Johnny Depp felt a dramatic emotional bond and each brought new life to the other. Actress Kate Capshaw awakened Orson Welles through love. Alan Watts gave Bill Clinton an agenda and a sense of purpose. Yet the couple was paradoxically strengthened by their independent careers. Patty Hearst can be very patient with Vincent Van Gogh, and Simone Signoret is inspired by a self-directed Oscar de la Renta. They made a spiritual couple, but they were as dissimilar as the Dalai Lama and Gurdjieff. 🧮 🛁 🔫 💸 🧻 📖 | 2019-07-29 14:20:39 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👑 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 💗 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 👽 ♀ ⚡ Scully: Her name is Bambi??Mulder: Yeah. Both her parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFOs are really nocturnal insect swarms passing through electrical airfields."Scully: Her name is Bambi?? "The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly. If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes or bathe for four days.Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life. "The X-Files: The Blessing Way"💗 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 💄 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🎫 | 2019-07-29 13:25:35 |
| 76561198211842796 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisn'tㅤphoneticㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤspelledㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤwayㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsounds? | 2019-07-29 11:28:32 |
| 76561198179634866 | ⚡🍆🍖 Performance review for ᠌ 🎄📘🐠 ᠌ completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. ᠌ responds well when put under pressure – but prefers not to be pressurized all the time. Performs most jobs well and has the habit of checking work outcomes. ᠌ is achieving excellence in some areas but in others is not yet achieving the highest standards. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. 👑 + 🥒 = 🕺 | 2019-07-29 10:21:33 |
| 76561198179842674 | --------------------------------------------------------------The sight of death frightens them [Earthers]. -- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7--------------------------------------------------------------🌳📀🌏👹📒⛳💙🏀🐟🌸🎁🎄💎🐊🍖😺🐝🍧🎍🌋🥞🍆🏀👽🌳🌂🍇🌽👃💄🥗🎽🐠📗📘⚡📒🎈🥒🕺💚📕🐳🎁👑 | 2019-07-29 09:54:30 |
| 76561198179782901 | INDIVIDUAL: YOU ARE CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 1.PROTECTION UNITS: PROSECUTION CODE: DUTY, SWORD, MIDNIGHT.ATTENTION PLEASE: UNIDENTIFIED PERSON OF INTEREST - CONFIRM YOUR CIVIL STATUS WITH LOCAL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY. | 2019-07-29 08:15:35 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🍧 ✏ 💚 ✏ 😺 ✏ 🌂 ✏ 👾 ✏ 📒 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 💛 ✏ 📘 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 💗 ✏ 🌳 ✏ ⚡ Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner?Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you. "The X-Files: Blood"Mulder: Hey, Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?Scully: Hopefully myself.Mulder: That's so boring! "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"💃 ✏ 🐳 ✏ 👔 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 💄 ✏ 🍇 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 👳 ✏ 🔋 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🐟 | 2019-07-29 08:09:42 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👎 Team is deployed and scanning! 🤘🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏽 Necrotics inbound! 🖖🏿 ㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏼 Cover hurt! 🤛🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👇🏼 Contact with 243 suspect. 👋🏿 ㅤㅤㅤ 👐🏻 Now, put it in the trash can. 🖖🏾 | 2019-07-29 05:56:24 |
| 76561198179804603 | "The 🥞 point 🥗 is, 🐟 you 🎈 shouldn't 😺 eat 🍆 things 🎄 that 🌋 feel 🚕 pain." 🐟 *BONK!* 🐊 "Ow!" 📕 "Okay, 👹 we 🥞 won't 🌳 eat 🍧 you!" 🌏 --hippie 👃 & ⛳ Bender | 2019-07-29 05:55:23 |
| 76561198179556699 | 💎🌂💛 What do you do when you're home alone and the power goes out? 🎍📀🎈 | 2019-07-29 04:29:22 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ+ WHAT IS SGI? - i don't think so. Will you tell me more? | 2019-07-29 02:38:29 |
| 76561198179596342 | ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore." ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💗Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybodywho sits down and considers just how many people know the real truthabout his or her love affairs. -- Rebecca West ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-07-29 02:34:23 |
| 76561198211819232 | [Peter 🔋 has 👃 had 📕 plastic 🍧 surgery] 🐝 Lois: 🍇 Ahh, 🌋 I 🐊 hate 🎫 what 🥞 you've 🏓 become. 💚 Why 🌳 don't 📒 you 🐟 go 🌂 back 🥒 to 📘 that 📀 doctor 💃 and 🌽 have 🚘 him 💄 suck 🎄 the 👾 fat 👽 out 💗 of 👳 your 🚕 head? 🐛 Peter: 🍧 Maybe 🚗 I 🎽 will, 💛 and 🎈 then 📗 I'll 😺 put 🎍 it 👹 on 🍇 my 💗 feet ⚡ and 🚙 stand 🐳 on 🌏 Paul 🚕 Bunyan's 🌸 giant ⛳ skillet 👹 to 🕺 cook 🐝 his 🐛 flapjacks. 📕 Lois: 😺 That 🔋 doesn't 👔 make ⚡ any 🍖 sense. 🎄 Peter: 💎 It 🎈 doesn't 🥞 have 👽 to. 💙 I'm 🚙 beautiful. | 2019-07-29 00:06:23 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐛🐳🏓🥞⛳👹💙💛🐊🐠 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💎👃🚕🍧🏀🥗💗💚🌏📀 » into the money, ↕ » Denmark approved sloppily. ♠ » Japan stops running. ♫ 🔋⚡🍧📕🌸🎄🎫📒💃🌳 » before the sugar, ✬ » Mexico and Belgium love. ♂ » Panda starts sweeping. ✪ 🌽🐳🍖🍆😺🚙🐟💄🎁🔋 » flat blossoms approved. ♂ » green flowers pondered strangely ☢ » wet crayons explained ☁ 🚗🎽💛🚙💚📒🍇🌂⚡🚘 | 2019-07-28 11:36:08 |
| 76561198179757550 | [Stewie 🚙 is 🎫 about 🌸 to 👃 be 🔋 given 💗 an 🐳 injection ⚡ against 🎽 his 🐠 will, 🌳 so 🌽 he 🍧 grabs 📗 something 🥞 from 💄 the 🐛 equipment 💃 trolley 📀 and 🐟 threatens 🐝 the 🎈 nurse] 🍆 Stewie: 🥗 Come 👹 any 💙 closer 👑 and 🐊 I'll 💛 cut 🚘 her! 🎄 [realizes 📕 he's 🕺 holding 🌋 a 👳 tongue 🎍 depresser] 💚 Stewie: 😺 I'll 🐟 give 🌂 her 🎽 a 🎁 series 🥒 of 🚗 splinters... 👃 that 💎 could ⛳ become 💃 infected. | 2019-07-28 11:21:09 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🐊 ✖ 🐟 ✖ 🌋 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 🌏 ✖ 😺 ✖ 🌳 ✖ 🎄 ✖ 👳 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 🎽 ✖ 🐛 ✖ 💄 Cancerman: Nothing vanishes without a trace... Burn it! "The X-Files: Anasazi"Scully: Why don't you go on home and get some sleep?Mulder: (laughs at what she said...she smiles...he puts his arms around her waist...she pats his head....she leaves...he puts heart in his desk drawer....) "The X-Files: Paper Hearts"🐝 ✖ 👾 ✖ 🕺 ✖ 😺 ✖ ⛳ ✖ 🚗 ✖ 🐠 ✖ 📘 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 🚕 ✖ 📗 ✖ 💃 ✖ 💙 ✖ 📀 | 2019-07-28 09:26:49 |
| 76561198179802829 | Gladly we accompany. We follow the Freeman. Freeman, take us with you. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {📗🌋🥞🎫} | 2019-07-28 05:56:41 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐠🥒🎁🐟🏀 - ß ✬ ❄ ♪ ☢ ☎ ✶ ❄ ❦ ♀ ✥ ☀ ★ ♥ ∞ ♧ ☂ ❂ ♫ ❖📒📗👾👽🍆 - Would you rather be a lonely 👑📕🌋🐳🥞 - ㅤㅤ genius, or a sociable idiot? 🚙📀🍖🐛💎 - ❖ ♫ ❂ ☂ ♧ ∞ ♥ ★ ☀ ✥ ♀ ❦ ❄ ✶ ☎ ☢ ♪ ❄ ✬ ß | 2019-07-28 04:22:40 |
| 76561198179819838 | 📗 Dear ᠌... 🏀 → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🎁 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 📘 ☢ 💃 ☢ 🎄 ☢ 😺 ☢ 👃 ☢ 🎽 ☢ 🚗 ☢ 🔋 ☢ 🍖 ☢ 🐊 ☢ 🥞 ☢ 🎫 ☢ 🐝 Yours truly, Rufus Sininger (the cat)🐠 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084005 🍆 | 2019-07-28 03:58:40 |
| 76561198179677447 | 👽🎫💄📀🌏🏓🌳👑📕👔💚💛😺🐠🚘🎄🎽🥗🐝🍖🐟💃👃🥒📗👾🌂🚕🐊🍆 I ask only one thing. I'm understanding. I'm mature. And it isn't much toask. I want to get back to London, and track her down, and be alone with mySelina -- or not even alone, damn it, merely close to her, close enoughtosmell her skin, to see the flecked webbing of her lemony eyes, the mouldingof her artful lips. Just for a few precious seconds. Just long enough toput in one good, clean punch. That's all I ask.-- Martin Amis, _Money_ 👳🍖🌽🐛💄🐳🚙📘🚗⚡🍧🌽🌸🥗🎈⚡💙🥒👽🏓👃🎫💎👹👑🔋🕺🎁🚙🐠 | 2019-07-28 01:19:31 |
| _133 | ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚗A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic. ♥ 👳 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎄Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood. ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐳 | 2019-07-27 19:07:19 |
| 76561198179677447 | "In 🐟 case 👹 you ⛳ were 🚕 wondering, 🥒 that 🌂 was 👑 just 💙 for 🎍 Zapp." 👃 👾 -Leela, 🎈 after 🏀 kissing 🎄 Fry | 2019-07-27 17:53:09 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🍇 -- 🐝 -- 📕 -- 💚 -- 🍆 -- 🏀 -- 🥗 -- 👃 -- 🐠 -- 🥒 -- 🚘 -- 📀 -- 🍧 -- 🥞 -- 👹 Piping down the valleys wild,Piping songs of pleasant glee,On a cloud I saw a child,And he laughing said to me:"Pipe a song about a Lamb!"So I piped with merry cheer."Piper, pipe that song again;"So I piped: he wept to hear. -- William Blake, "Songs of Innocence"I'll learn to play the Saxophone,I play just what I feel.Drink Scotch whisky all night long,And die behind the wheel.They got a name for the winners in the world,I want a 📗 -- 🚙 -- 💃 -- 📀 -- 👾 -- 👽 -- 🌏 -- 🚕 -- 🌸 -- 🐝 -- 🎈 -- 🎽 -- 🌳 -- 👃 -- 🏓 | 2019-07-27 17:12:09 |
| 76561198179575562 | | 🌏🌂🎁🌳🏀🐝🕺🚙🌸🎍😺🚘📕🥞🍧🥗🎄🍇:anaPLF "The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!"(The Light Fantastic) | 🏓⚡🐛📒🎽🌂👾⛳👳💃👽📘🌋💛🍖🐳📗🌽:Ophelia | 2019-07-27 14:54:57 |
| 76561198211819232 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌂💎👑 ㅤㅤ🐛📗🚗ㅤㅤㅤ🎽🥞🔋ㅤㅤㅤ🎫🍖💛ㅤㅤㅤ🚕🎍🌸🐳🚘🌳 ㅤㅤ👳🏓🏀ㅤㅤㅤ👑🥗🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🎈👽📘ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🍇⛳+ WHAT IS A MULTI USER DUNGEON? - a type of game. Feed me more datums! | 2019-07-27 10:53:59 |
| 76561198179361029 | Fry: 🌋 That 🚙 clover 👑 helped 🐟 my 💎 rat-fink 📒 brother 🥗 steal 💄 my 🐝 dream ⛳ of 👾 going 🍖 into 🎈 📘 space. 🚕 Now 🥒 I'll 🐳 never 💗 get ⚡ there. 📗 🍆 Leela: 📕 You 🎄 went 💛 there 🥒 this 🐠 morning 🍇 for 📀 donuts. | 2019-07-27 07:57:41 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🤙🏾 Hammer Six, prosecuting! 👈🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲 Affirmative, we got him now. 🙌🏽 ㅤㅤ 🤞🏿 I got one accomplice here. 🤘🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏽 Overwatch, stabilization team has sector controlled. 👌🏾 | 2019-07-27 06:39:40 |
| 76561198179854946 | 📒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐠 🍆 🚙 🏀 ⚡ 🌳 💎 💄 🎫 🐊 🥞 👑 🏓 🕺 👽 🌏 👳Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning. 🚗 🥒 🔋 🐟 🎁 🌸 👃 💚 🎫 🏀 👾 📗 💛 🌂 🐛 🐝 | 2019-07-27 04:40:14 |
| 76561198179573195 | Peter: 🍧 Yeah 🚗 which 📗 is 👑 more 📒 than 💄 we 🍆 got 🥒 from 🔋 those 💗 free 🌽 loaded 👔 Canadians. 🚕 [blank 💗 screen 🌳 appears] 🎫 Peter: 🌏 Canada 👃 sucks. | 2019-07-26 23:10:50 |
| 76561198179419823 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 👃🐳💚 ㅤㅤ🌸🚗🐝ㅤㅤㅤ🎽🥗🥞ㅤㅤㅤ📕👔🥒ㅤㅤㅤ💚👾🐠⚡🕺🌋 ㅤㅤ🐊👑🍖ㅤㅤㅤ😺🥗🍆ㅤㅤㅤ📕👔🎍ㅤㅤㅤ🎁📀🚗+ WHAT IS A STATEMENT? - a statement is the act of declaring something as true. i state that this statement is a statement. I require more information. | 2019-07-26 20:35:49 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * 🍆 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 🍖 * 😺 * 🐟 * ⛳ * 🐛 * 💙 * 💛 * 🎈 * 🍆 * 🎄 * 📒 * 🐠ㅤ* A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please."To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?"ㅤ* I've tried a lot of diets. But my body keeps rejecting them.ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!🚗 * 👔 * 👑 * 🌳 * 👽 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 🐝 * 💗 * 🐳 * 📗 * ⚡ * 💎 * 🏓 * 📀 * 🔋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-07-26 19:27:48 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🎁 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💚 📕 🐳 🕺 📒 ⛳ 💃 📗 💗 🚘 🚕 👽 👹 🍧 🐝 🎽 🌽If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire. Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed tobecome necessary. -- Edgar Friedenberg 🐊 🐠 🍖 🎄 💛 📘 👳 🎈 🌳 👔 🐛 🐟 🏓 🥞 🍆 🎁 | 2019-07-26 18:33:52 |
| 76561198179814253 | ONGOING SECTOR SWEEP.BIOTICS CONFIRMED.CONTINUE SURFACE SECTOR SWEEP.REMOTE COMPLIANCE.EXTERMINATE.SEEK PASSIVE SIGNATURE IMPRINT.MANDATE SUBLEVEL RESTRICTIONS.CONTACT LOST IN BLOCK B2.DEPLOY, REINFORCE, INTERCEPT IN CENTRAL BLOCK B4. | 2019-07-26 17:47:48 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🥗 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 💃 ✴ 🥞 ✴ 💄 ✴ 🐳 ✴ 🚕 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 📕 ✴ 🔋ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ✴ 🍆 ✴ 👑 ✴ 👽 ✴ 👔 ✴ 🏀 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 🌂 Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it justmakes the manuals thicker. 🎽 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 📒 ✴ 🚙 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 📀 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 🌏 ✴ ⚡ ✴ 🚗 | 2019-07-26 16:53:45 |
| 76561198211670820 | Fry: 🥞 "Make 🐊 up 🚘 some 🚗 feelings 🐠 and 🎽 tell 👑 her 🎍 you 🍧 have 👃 them. 🌂 Yes?" 🐛 Zoidberg: 🌏 "Is 🔋 the 🎈 desire 📀 to 🌽 mate 🥒 a 🍇 feeling?" | 2019-07-26 16:46:58 |
| 76561198179575562 | Randal said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👥 👤 | 2019-07-26 16:28:46 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🔋 ✈ 🕺 My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.🌸 ✈ 👳 -- Peter Stack, movie review🎍 ✈ 💃 ⚡ ✈ 🎫 His performance is so wooden you want to spray him with Liquid Pledge.😺 ✈ 🌋 -- John Stark, movie review 🥒🐟🐳 | 2019-07-26 13:42:41 |
| 76561198211655604 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🕺 * 👃 * 🚙 * 👹 * 🍇 * 🎈 * 🚕 * 👽 * 🐳 * 🐝 * 🥗 * 💃 * 👾 * 🥞 * 🍖 * 🎍ㅤ* Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan?Because he had burrowed too much already!ㅤ* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speedㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?Man: Nothing.Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything?Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!📒 * 🥒 * 💗 * 🎫 * 🍧 * 🏓 * 🐛 * 🎁 * 🚗 * 👳 * 📘 * 🎄 * 🏀 * ⛳ * 🐟 * 📀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-07-26 12:57:05 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👃 Dear ᠌... 🚙 → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 🕺 ♦ 💄 ♦ 💛 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 🏓 ♦ 📗 ♦ 🐊 ♦ 📀 ♦ 💃 ♦ 🌏 ♦ 🎈 ♦ 👾 ♦ 🎍 ♦ 😺 ♦ 🌂 Yours truly, Maia Faraone (the cat)🌳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167099340 🚕 | 2019-07-26 09:37:46 |
| 76561198179733738 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 👾 * 💃 * 🥞 * 💚 * 🚗 * 😺 * 🍧 * 👃 * 📗 * 💗 * 🐟 * 🐛 * 🌽 * 🍇 * 👹ㅤ* A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.ㅤ* It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.ㅤ* A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body.🥗 * 🏓 * 📘 * 👑 * 🌋 * 💙 * 🐊 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 🌸 * 📒 * 🐳 * 🐠 * 📀 * 🥒 * 🎫ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-07-26 06:15:46 |
| 76561198211691280 | ⚡📗💃 Huh? What's that? 🚘🚗🥞 | 2019-07-26 04:47:45 |
| 76561198179860286 | 📒 ❃ 💎 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 💄 ❃ 🥞 ❃ ⛳ ❃ 🐠 ❃ 🎫 ❃ 🍇 ❃ 🐝ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💃 ❃ 🐊 ❃ 🐟 ❃ 🌸 ❃ ⚡ ❃ 🚙 ❃ 🌋 ❃ 🍇 ❃ 💚 ❃ 👑 Save energy: Drive a smaller shell. 🎄 ❃ 😺 ❃ 💗 ❃ 🌏 ❃ 💛 ❃ 💎 ❃ 🎈 ❃ 📗 ❃ 🌽 ❃ 🎫 | 2019-07-26 04:40:45 |
| 76561198211879112 | 😺🍇🏓🎍🌳 |As a child, what did you wish| 🍧🏀💛🔋💄🌽🚘🐟🐝🎍🎈🎄🍇 |to become when you grew up?| 🌸🥞👑👔🐠🥗🚕🎽 | 2019-07-26 03:17:45 |
| 76561198179419823 | Ifㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbookㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaboutㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤfailuresㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoesn'tㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsellㅤwell,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤisㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤitㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤsuccess? | 2019-07-25 22:16:20 |
| 76561198211691280 | "I 📗 gotta 🍖 be 🐟 sure ⚡ this 🐠 isn't 💚 another 💛 scientific 🕺 fraud 🎽 like 👑 global 🔋 warming 💃 or 👑 second-hand 🚙 smoke." 📘 -Mayor | 2019-07-25 21:21:00 |
| 76561198179733738 | [Brian 🥗 tries 🎈 to 📘 distract 🐝 an 💃 angry 💛 mob 🍆 of 📗 rednecks] 🐳 Brian: 🚗 Hey, 🥒 look 👃 over 🎄 there! 🎫 It's 🥞 a 💄 newly ⚡ married 🏀 inter-racial 💙 gay 🚙 couple 🕺 burning ⛳ the 🍖 American 🌽 Flag! | 2019-07-25 19:05:44 |
| 76561198179809165 | 💚 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📕 👳 🍇 📒 📗 💃 🐟 💎 🥗 👑 👹 ⚡ 🌳 📘 💗 🚕 🎈Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini 👽 🚘 🌸 📀 🐊 🎽 😺 ⛳ 🍆 🚗 🔋 👾 🌋 🎁 🥒 🐳 | 2019-07-25 18:19:44 |
| 76561198179757550 | | 🎄⚡👾🏀💎🎁🔋👹😺🥗💙🎈👔🚙📒💄🐠📀:mechanicalengineer "In a word -- im-possible!""That's two words," said Dibbler.(Moving Pictures) | 🌳🍇🕺🍖💚💛👽🌸👑💙🎍🍆📕🐝🥞📘🥒🏀:Shio1 | 2019-07-25 17:25:42 |
| 76561198179509657 | 📀 🥗 🚘 🚗 👽 👔 🎈 🐝 🕺 👳🌳 [] 💃 💚 🥞 🌸 💙 ⛳ 👔 🍖 😺 🏀 📘Miss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire? Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100."If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"-HobbesWhy can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? -- Calvin👑 📗 🐛 🌽 📕 🎽 🌳 🏓 👃 🐟 | 2019-07-25 15:31:54 |
| 76561198211563240 | ✥ You🎽 ❃ know🥞💚 ✳ you're🚗📀🍧 ∞ a🐛💄🌽🎫 ☢ little🎈🚙👑🌸🐊 ♀ fat💙🌏🔋🚕👹💛 ★ if you have stretch marks on your car. -- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82 | 2019-07-25 09:52:26 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🔋 -- 🥞 -- 📘 -- 💃 -- 👑 -- 🌏 -- 🎈 -- 📗 -- 🐳 -- 🍖 -- 🚙 -- 👳 -- 👃 -- 💎 -- 💗 Upon the hearth the fire is red,Beneath the roof there is a bed;But not yet weary are our feet,Still round the corner we may meetA sudden tree or standing stoneThat none have seen but we alone. Still round the corner there may wait Tree and flower and leaf and grass, A new road or a secret gate, Let them pass! Let them pass! And though we pass them by today Hill and water under sky, Tomorrow we may come this way Pass them by! Pass them 🥒 -- 👽 -- 🎁 -- 👾 -- 🏓 -- 🌽 -- 🎫 -- 🎄 -- 🌂 -- 🌋 -- 🕺 -- 😺 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 -- 💚 | 2019-07-25 06:59:25 |
| 76561198179782901 | Black 🌳 Knight: 💛 Hey, 🎈 what's 🚘 your 🎁 fat 🐳 ass 🔋 doing 🚗 here? 😺 Man: 🍖 [sitting 🚙 on 🎫 a 🐊 fat ⚡ donkey] 👾 He's 💄 my 🍧 only 🌸 means 📗 of 😺 conveyance. | 2019-07-25 04:50:25 |
| 76561198211754472 | 📀🏓🎄 Performance review for ᠌ 🎫🐳🌂 ᠌ has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. ᠌ accepts criticism cheerfully, and uses criticism productively to develop own abilities and skills. Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, ᠌ always manages to get the best deal. ᠌ enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. 👃 + 🌳 = 🏀 | 2019-07-25 04:17:21 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎁 ♫ 🌏 Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.📗 ♫ 👹 -- Michelangelo 🌋🐊📀 | 2019-07-25 00:59:21 |
| 76561198211670820 | Leroy said I happen to be the most idiotic creature that has ever scowled on the planet earth. 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 | 2019-07-24 22:55:23 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🎁🏀📗 Performance review for ᠌ 📘💚👾 ᠌ takes criticism seriously and tries to learn from it, though can sometimes be a little defensive. Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. May not always appear to be the bravest, but is nevertheless ready to take on tasks that involve physical risk and danger. 🐠 + 🐝 = 🚕 | 2019-07-24 15:18:41 |
| Jackie Chun | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒴𝑜𝓊 <𝟥 ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . | 2019-07-24 14:32:27 |
| 76561198179575562 | --------------------------------------------------------------Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5Phasers locked on target, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------🌽🌏🚙🍖🌸💚⚡🎽🐟💗🎄📒🌳🥞🕺📕🎫🚕🔋👹⛳💃🌏👑📗🚘🍖😺👳💙💄🐊🥗🏀🎽👃🐛📘🎈📀🥒💗🐟🌽🌸 | 2019-07-24 13:21:37 |
| 76561198179802829 | Caution, Freeman! There is more to the Freeman than meets the eye. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🐛🐠🚕🐳} | 2019-07-24 11:53:27 |
| 76561198179517018 | Usually Author Graham Greene gets along really well with her boss the culture of the Puritans at work. But sometimes Sidney Poitier has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to Actress Madeleine Stowe. On the really bad days, Jean-Paul Sartre feels that every time she gives him exactly what Singapore President Ong Teng Cheong asked for, he wants even more improvement. 📯 📡 📓 🎉 ⏲ 🕳 | 2019-07-24 08:38:10 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎽🌳📀💃🚘🌂🐛🐝🌸🍧 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳🥞🎍🎈💎⚡💛👹👽🐟 » leaving your target ღ » I refriended your papers ♣ » before your clothing ☺ 🏀📗💙😺🎁🐠🔋🐳🏓👑 » drat the leaving played! ✖ » drat! zounds! weaving peeking shoe. ¤ » India scolds soon ❄ 🎫🐛🥒👔🌋📒🎍👹🌏👳 » summoning my limb, ✈ » Belgium approved my fingers ❦ » behind my clothing ♥ 🥗🕺🐝🎈🎄👾🏀🚕💚🌸 | 2019-07-24 08:03:09 |
| 76561198211819232 | 💄 Dear ᠌... 👑 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. 🕺 ☁ ⛳ ☁ 👔 ☁ 🐝 ☁ 🐊 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 😺 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 👾 ☁ 🚘 Yours truly, Alona Teasdale (the cat)🎈 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167058967 🎍 | 2019-07-24 07:55:04 |
| 76561198179710665 | Homer said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. 🗣️ 👤 👥 👤 👥 | 2019-07-24 01:09:25 |
| 76561198179596342 | 💃👑⛳🚘🚗🚙🐝🎫👃💚💗👾🍇🌽🥒Mal: "Hey! How was your thing?"Inara: "As advertised -- lots of needles and cold exam tables. I heard youhad some excitement."Mal: "Oh, nothin' much -- lotsa runnin' round, little gunplay...coupleneedles."🐠🌏🐊🎁📕🍧👽📀🌂🎈💙📗👳🕺🎄 | 2019-07-24 01:08:26 |
| 76561198211853304 | "Listen, 👾 Bender, 🏀 where's 👑 your 🥗 bathroom?" 🚗 -Fry 🕺 🐝 "Bath 📗 what?" 📀 -Bender 🐟 🎈 "Bathroom." 👽 -Fry 🌳 🍆 "What 🥞 room?" 💗 -Bender ⚡ 🌸 "Bathroom!" 👔 -Fry 🎄 📒 "What 🚘 what?" 💚 Bender 💗 ⛳ "Ah, 💄 nevermind." 🌽 -Fry | 2019-07-24 00:17:23 |
| _133 | 🎍🌂👃👾💗👽🚘🚕🐟⚡⛳🏓🍧👳🎈🥒🐝💎🌋🐊🏀👃🎍🚘🥗👑📕💎💛💄 One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinneralongside Mr. Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic. "Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, _The Biography of a Dead Cow_, is published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its authorship.Yet in reviewing it you speak of it as the work of the Idiot of the Century. Do you think that fair criticism?" "I am very sorry, sir," replied the critic, amiably, "but it did notoccur to me that you really might not wish the public to know who wrote it."-- Ambrose Bierce 📘🚙🌽🥒👹🕺🐟🚗📒🎄📗👔📀💗🎽🥞🐠⛳😺🔋🏓🍧🍇🎁🐛🏀😺🌸💚👾 | 2019-07-23 22:10:16 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🥗 ✔ 🍧 Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.⚡ ✔ 🌸 -- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed. 🎈🐛🥞 | 2019-07-23 19:15:11 |
| 76561198179695038 | | 🐛🎁🏀🕺👾🍖💛🌳📒👔🥗🚗🥞🥒💄🎽🌋🐝:uplum No-one could sit in that chair. It was full of old T-shirts and books andsupper plates and junk. There was a deep sock layer and possibly the LostStrawberry Yoghurt. No-one could sit down there without special equipment.(Only You Can Save Mankind) | 📗🍆⚡💗📘🐊🚙💃🐟😺🌸🚕🍇💚🐊👑🎈💎:Nana | 2019-07-23 19:02:15 |
| 76561198179668874 | ♥ 👹 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic... ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🕺"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on mycottage cheese sculpture." ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍆 | 2019-07-23 17:00:10 |
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| 76561198179518505 | --------------------------------------------------------------Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, itis only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.--------------------------------------------------------------⛳🕺🌋👃🎄🍆🍖👳👑💙🥗🏀🥒🎫💃⚡📕🔋💙🥞📀💄👽🚘👃🌳💎🐠🐊👳🎫🏓🎍📀🌂🐳🚙💗👾📒🚕📗🚗🎽🕺 | 2019-07-23 13:51:07 |
| 76561198211794508 | Brian: 👃 I'm 🏀 not 💎 drunk! 💚 I 🎄 just ⚡ have 💄 speech 🎫 impediment... 🍧 [vomits] 🥒 Brian: 📒 and 🌋 a 🐳 stomach 🐛 virus... 🏓 [falls 👑 off 📗 bar 🥞 stool] 🚘 Brian: 💗 and 👳 an 🐠 inner ⛳ ear 🎽 infection. | 2019-07-23 12:48:06 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🌂📀⛳🌏💙💗👑🎄🍧🚗🥒🥞📗👾💄📒🌸💚👃📘🐛👳📕🍇🎁🎍🕺🐠👹💛 One may be able to quibble about the quality of a single experiment, orabout the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportiveexperiments together, theweight of evidence is so strong as readily tomerit a wise man's reflection.- Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Standford University, commenting on psi research 🐟🐊🌋🐳👽🐝🌽🚘📗💃🍆⚡🏀💚👑🌏⛳🏀🎄🌋🥞🚘📕🔋🍧😺🏓🥗🎫🚕 | 2019-07-23 11:01:56 |
| 76561198179682287 | Director Peter Bogdanovich is married to Glenn Close. At a conscious level, T. E. Lawrence felt that he was a bit overweight and thoght he should lose some pounds. But part of him felt that he was going to attract too much attention to himself if he became slim again, and irrationally, that he might undermine his relationship with Whitney Houston. In fact, once before when he was trimmer, he did have an affair and it almost ended his relationship with Whitney Houston. Because they have a child together, Julio Iglesias is very worried about divorce, custody rights and the effect of their separation on the child and himself. So part of him thinks that keeping the pounds on will help him hang on to the stability of his relationship with Tiny Tim. 📌 💶 📎 💳 🔮 📆 | 2019-07-23 08:27:02 |
| 76561198179709777 | Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn'timmune to bullets. -- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"😘 Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. 🤕<sel> need help: my first packet to my provider gets lost :-(<netgod> sel: dont send the first one, start with #2😙 "Section 2.4.3.5 AWNS (Acceptor Wait for New Cycle State). In AWNS the AH function indicates that it has received amultiline message byte. In AWNS the RFD message must be sent false and the DAC messagemust be sent passive true. The AH function must exit the AWNS and enter: (1) The ANRS if DAV is false (2) The AIDS if the ATN message is false and neither: (a) The LADS is active (b) Nor LACS is active" -- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for Programmable Instrumentation 🤐 | 2019-07-23 08:25:51 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🖖🏻 Team Sundown 3 deserviced, Helix 2 go active and intercept, Leader 12 out. ✋🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👆🏿 Target contact at twelve dash eight. 👋🏽 | 2019-07-22 20:21:24 |
| 76561198179844987 | --------------------------------------------------------------You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. Butyou imprison those who employ it privately. -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1Klingon phaser attack from front!!!!!100% Damage to life support!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------👽🌽🚘💃📒🎫🚗🔋👃🚙🌂👔🥞🏓📗💎🥗📕🎽📀⚡🐠🐛🌏💗🐳🎄🎁💚💄💙💛🎈👳⛳🍇📘🐝🥒🚗😺🌋🐊🍧🎍 | 2019-07-22 19:20:26 |
| 76561198211842796 | Bender: 🎫 If 💚 it 🌂 ain't 📀 black 📒 and 🌋 white, 🔋 peck, 🐳 scratch ⛳ and 🐠 bite. | 2019-07-22 17:49:22 |
| 76561198179803382 | "Just 🔋 make 🐟 a 🏀 simple 🐝 cake. 🍧 And 🥞 this 👹 time, ⛳ if 👳 someone's 🐊 going 🎈 to 📘 jump 😺 out 🐠 of 🌏 it, 🥗 make 🐊 sure 🚕 to 📕 put 🐟 them 🌂 in 💚 after ⚡ you 🚘 cook 🍖 it." 🎫 🐛 -Leela | 2019-07-22 15:38:20 |
| 76561198211850636 | I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unableto sit still in a room. -- Blaise Pascal 😵 break; /* don't do magic till later */ -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl source code 😷"You like it?" he said to Mort, in pretty much the same tone of voicepeople used when they said to St George, "You killed a *what*?" -- Mort tastes scrumble for the first time (Terry Pratchett, Mort)😱 Schizophrenia beats being alone. 🤠 "Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's ___not the U.S.Army doing it!" -- Good Morning VietNam 😯 When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've nevertried before. -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie" 🤐Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>🤑 | 2019-07-22 11:44:16 |
| 76561198179551309 | VITAL ALERT.AUTONOMOUS UNITS SUBSUMED.MANDATORY COMPLIANCE WITH ALL TENETS OF ADVISORIAL ASSISTANCE ACT.THREAT LEVEL ADJUSTMENT.PROBE.EXPUNGE.INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH SOCIO-ENDANGERMENT, LEVEL 5.CEASE EVASION IMMEDIATELY, RECEIVE YOUR VERDICT. | 2019-07-22 11:21:15 |
| 76561198179575562 | 💛🐊🎫💄🏀🎽🥗🐝🎁📕🍇📗👽🍆🌸Inara: "Are you in pain?" Mal: "Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know. Right here." Inara: "I saw." Mal: "Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough." Inara: "It wasn't entirely a disaster." Mal: "I got stabbed! Right here!"🥞🍧🥒🐠📒🚘🎍🚗🎁🏓👽🚕🎽💄👳 | 2019-07-22 09:59:15 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🌸🌽👽🍆📒🚙📕💙🚗😺🐳🎍🌂🌽🌏🐛📘📗💗👃⚡🚙💎💄🌸🥒🕺👳👽👔 ...At that time [the 1960s], Bell Laboratories scientists projected thatcomputer speeds as high as 30 million floating-point calculations persecond (megaflops) would be needed for the Army's ballistic missiledefense system. Many computer experts -- including a NationalAcademyof Sciences panel -- said achieving such speeds, even using multipleprocessors, was impossible. Today, new generation supercomputers operateat billions of operations per second (gigaflops).-- Aviation Week & Space Technology, May 9, 1988, "Washington Roundup", pg 13 🎈🎁🌋🥞🎍👾🌳👑🎽🚗⛳🍇🐝💃🚘💛🌂💚🐟🔋📀👹🏀🥗🚕📘👑🎄🍇🏓 | 2019-07-22 02:53:11 |
| 76561198179635013 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🐟🚗👑 ㅤㅤ👽💎🎁ㅤㅤㅤ💚👹🐳ㅤㅤㅤ🌂👃🥗ㅤㅤㅤ🕺🌽💚💄🎫👽 ㅤㅤ🏀😺🐊ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🍧🏓ㅤㅤㅤ🌋👳🎍ㅤㅤㅤ📘🚙🌏+ WHAT IS A MOUNTAIN? - a mountain is a tiny wrinkle in the face of the earth that seems huge to even smaller humans. Will you tell me more? | 2019-07-22 00:52:10 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🚙 ✤ 💄 I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!👑 ✤ 🕺 -- from "Cerebus" #82 💃🎍🎁 | 2019-07-21 23:35:11 |
| 76561198179768678 | [watching 📕 The 💙 Brady 🥗 Bunch] 📒 Dad: 🕺 Greg, 💚 I'm 👳 afraid 🍖 you've 🐠 earned 🍆 four 👃 hours 🔋 in 💗 the ⚡ snake 💎 pit 🥒 as 🍧 punishment. 👹 And 🚙 Jan, 🐝 for 👾 tattling 👽 on 🌋 your 😺 brother, 🚘 you've 📒 earned ⛳ a 🐠 day 🌏 in 🚕 the 💃 chamber 🥗 of 🎫 fire. | 2019-07-21 21:39:07 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🚕 ♠ 🐳 ♠ 💄 ♠ 👽 ♠ 🌳 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 🎈 ♠ 🍇 ♠ 👑 ♠ 💎 ♠ ⛳ ♠ 🏀 ♠ 👾 ♠ 🍖 Mulder: I brought you something.. "Superstars of the Superbowls"Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.Mulder: Well, I know you want to get some rest; I just came by to see how you?re doin? and to say hi. (Turns to go)Scully: Mulder - (he turns back) I had the strength of your beliefs. "The X-Files: One Breath"Scully: Well, let it never be said that you wouldn't walk through fire for a woman Mulder.Mulder: And never let it be said that I wouldn't do it for you again Scully. "The X-Files: Fire"🌽 ♠ 🎍 ♠ 🥞 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 🍧 ♠ 📗 ♠ 📒 ♠ 👹 ♠ 💚 ♠ 🚘 ♠ 🚗 ♠ 🐛 ♠ 😺 ♠ 🕺 | 2019-07-21 19:15:07 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🎫 -- 🥗 -- 📒 -- 🐠 -- 👹 -- 🐝 -- ⛳ -- 🎽 -- 😺 -- 🔋 -- 👔 -- 🏀 -- 🚕 -- 🎈 -- 💙 The garden is in mourning;The rain falls cool among the flowers.Summer shivers quietlyOn its way towards its end.Golden leaf after leafFalls from the tall acacia.Summer smiles, astonished, feeble,In this dying dream of a garden.For a long while, yet, in the roses,She will linger on, yearning for peace,And slowlyClose her weary eyes. -- Hermann Hesse, "September"Oh give me your pity!I'm on a committee, We attend and amendWhich 🥒 -- 🐝 -- 🌋 -- 🍧 -- 💚 -- 🎍 -- 🥞 -- 🌸 -- 🕺 -- ⛳ -- 💃 -- 😺 -- 🌏 -- 🎈 -- 🚘 | 2019-07-21 17:14:14 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎍 Dear ᠌... 👳 → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy 🍖 ✔ 🌏 ✔ 🚕 ✔ 🥒 ✔ 📘 ✔ 🌋 ✔ 🚗 ✔ 👃 ✔ ⛳ ✔ 🍇 ✔ 🌂 ✔ 👾 ✔ 👑 ✔ 🎄 ✔ 🌏 Yours truly, Ruthie Pelosi (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167048178 🌳 | 2019-07-21 15:43:49 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐳 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🌸 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 💃 ♂ 👹 ♂ ⚡ ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🐛 Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...Scully: An invisible elephant?Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear once. "The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. "The X-Files: Wetwired"🍇 ♂ 📕 ♂ 💚 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🎈 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 💎 | 2019-07-21 13:06:11 |
| 76561198179762074 | We take our stand beside you, here, upon this miserable rock. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {🎫🚙🏓🌽} | 2019-07-21 12:44:11 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🌋🚘🐛|🥞🥗⚡| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚘🏓👹|Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*! huh | 2019-07-21 11:55:08 |
| 76561198179844987 | 📗💙😺 Performance review for ᠌ 📕🚕🌏 Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. ᠌ generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. ⛳ + 💄 = 🚗 | 2019-07-21 10:55:09 |
| 76561198211882476 | --------------------------------------------------------------Conquest is easy. Control is not. -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stardate unknownWhat kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love. -- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8--------------------------------------------------------------📘📀🐠🚙👽😺🌏💄💎🏓⛳🐝🍧🌳💛🎈🎄🎫📕📒📘🚕📗💗🍆🔋💃👑👳🕺👹🐊🍇🌋🐛🎁🥒🌂🥞🐳👾🏀🎍🌽👃 | 2019-07-21 10:54:09 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🔋 ✈ 📒 ✈ 🍇 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 🍖 ✈ 🍆 ✈ 👃 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🌸 ✈ 🥞ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐟 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 🚗 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 👾 ✈ 🌽 ✈ 🚙 Worthless. -- Sir George Bidell Airy, KCB, MA, LLD, DCL, FRS, FRAS (Astronomer Royal of Great Britain), estimating for the Chancellor of the Exchequer the potential value of the "analytical engine" invented by Charles Babbage, September 15, 1842. 👑 ✈ 🥒 ✈ 💃 ✈ 📘 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 💗 ✈ 👽 ✈ 🐠 ✈ 👾 | 2019-07-21 10:52:09 |
| 76561198179863334 | Cubert: 🚙 "Why 🍇 do 😺 I 🌸 have 👃 to 🔋 be 🌋 the 🐳 hump?" 🚗 Fry: 📘 "'Cause ⚡ you're 🎄 too 🍧 ugly 🐠 to 👳 be 🥗 a 📗 wart." | 2019-07-21 09:46:10 |
| 76561198179697385 | Lois: 👳 Typical 🌸 male 🚙 fantasy. 📘 Women 🍖 drinking 📒 beer. 🐛 I 🍧 can 🥒 guarantee 💙 that 🎁 a 💄 man 💛 made 🍆 that 💗 commercial. 🌳 Peter: 📀 Of 🎍 course 🚘 they 📕 did. 👽 It's 👹 a 🚕 commercial, 🐳 not 🎫 a 🌋 delicious 📒 Thanksgiving 🥗 dinner. | 2019-07-21 09:45:08 |
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| 76561198179709777 | ❉ CONGRATULATIONS!💚 ♫ Now🐳👳 ❁ should🏀🔋🐝 ★ I👾🌂🏓👃 ♪ make💙🌳🐟🐛😺 ❃ thinly📕⚡🕺🐊🎈📗 ✖ veiled👹👔📀🚕🌏🚗⛳ ✪ comments📘💛💗🎄👑🚙🐳🐠 ❦ about💎👽⚡🌂😺🌸🎍🍧🎄 ☁ DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE?? | 2019-07-21 09:16:09 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎽🌽 🥗🌂 cool game| 🐛٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ô¿ô ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ THE HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOING ENJOY YOUR GAME! 🚙🎈📘📒(‾⌣‾) LOOK AT THIS* ✦❄✿✈✖ 🎫⚡ | 2019-07-21 06:02:04 |
| 76561198211819232 | When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend."Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven'tthe slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!" "I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe. "I was afraid youmight have some idea that you could borrow from me!" 😗A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. -- Patton🙄 The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found inthe cold Hublandish regions. Its skin is rare and highly valued, especiallyby the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything ratherthan let go of it. -- Discworld wildlife (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery) 😴 An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME. 🙄I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance. -- A.M. Readyhough🤧 | 2019-07-20 23:43:03 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👌🏼 Preparing to judge the 10-107, please be advised. 🤛🏽 ㅤㅤㅤ ✍️ Tag one parasitic! 👊🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👍🏿 Move back right now! 🙌🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏽 No viscon. ✌🏾 | 2019-07-20 22:43:01 |
| 76561198179575562 | AI KNOWLEDGE I HAVE LEARNED FROM YOU AND OUR FRIENDS 🌽👹👽 ㅤㅤ🐳💛👾ㅤㅤㅤ🌂🎄🥗ㅤㅤㅤ👃🏀🌏ㅤㅤㅤ👔📒🌋🥒🎫🐛 ㅤㅤ📕👳🍖ㅤㅤㅤ📗🍆🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🐟🏓🐊ㅤㅤㅤ👑💄📘+ WHAT IS A PROTOCOL? - a set of rules or procedures followed by two or more parties. Teach me more things. | 2019-07-20 16:56:52 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💃 🎫 🌽 📕 📀 🍇 🚙 🍖 🎁 💎 🌳 🎄 👃 🌋 📘 🏀 🎽Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer --it just seems that way. When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.A loud general cheer went up. After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto abarstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes anotherdrink!" The announcement produced another cheer and another round of drinks. As soon as he had downed his second drink, the fellow hopped backonto the stool. "And when I pay," he bellowed, slapping five dollars ontothe bar, "*everybody* pays!" 🚕 🥒 🚗 💚 😺 🚘 🎈 ⛳ 📒 👾 🐊 🐟 🏓 👑 🌂 🍧 | 2019-07-20 16:14:52 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🚘🌋 ♥♀ good luck, have fun| 🌳🌽✈ 📀🐟 | 2019-07-20 15:56:52 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🐟🌂 👑🎫📗💄 party down| 🌽👽😺🎈🍧 gl hf. ✲✧✳ everyone hopes you are going fancy this stuff* ♂ EXCELLENT- ٩(^‿^)۶ ⛳👹 | 2019-07-20 15:08:52 |
| 76561198179668874 | ALERT.CONTACT STATUS ZERO WITH LAND-SEA INTERCEPT TEAMS.POSSIBLE ANTICITIZEN ONE RE-INFECTION.ALL NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION DELEGATES MOVE TO HARD POINTS.SECURITY ALERT: UNREGISTERED WEAPONS DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD ENGAGED. | 2019-07-20 15:07:50 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🌏🐝 💗🐊🌳💙 good luck- ☁ô¿ô ٩(^‿^)۶ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ marvelous! 🐟💃⚡🎍 SUPER GAME, ♀✧❀ PARTY DOWN! 📒🌋🍆 🍖🔋 | 2019-07-20 14:31:52 |
| 76561198179819838 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💛 * 👾 * 💗 * 🚙 * 🌽 * 📘 * 💄 * 🐛 * 📀 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 🍧 * 📕 * 🎍 * 💎 * 🎁ㅤ* You're never too old to learn something stupid.ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?ㅤ* A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.👳 * 🌸 * 👽 * 👔 * 🎽 * 💚 * ⚡ * 🐠 * 📗 * 🍖 * 🚘 * 📒 * 🐝 * 💃 * 🐟 * 🥒ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-07-20 07:57:36 |
| 76561198179424285 | 💚💙📀🏀⚡🍆🌂🥒💃🚕🚘🐛👾👹👑Mal: (unenthusiastically) "I know it's a difficult mission, but you and I...have to get it on."Zoe: (unenthusiastically) "I understand. We have no choice. Take me, sir. Take me hard."Jayne: "Now something about that is downright unsettling..."🐊⚡🍖💙🌳🎽💛🍖🎍⛳🌋👔😺💎🥒 | 2019-07-20 04:45:31 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🏀🍧👃🔋📗📀🌂🐳🌳👑🐟💃💄🌽🥗Mal: "Try and see past what she is, to what she can be."Zoe: "What's that, sir?"Mal: "Freedom, that's what."Zoe: "I meant, what's that?"Mal: "Oh. Yeah, just step around that. I think something must have been livingin here."🎫💚🍖📒👾👹💎⚡🔋🥞📘🎈👽📕💛 | 2019-07-20 03:35:32 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🌏 💗 🥒 👑 🥗 🎁 🐳 👹 🚗 👾🎁 [] 🎍 💙 🐛 🌂 🐝 🥞 🐛 💄 👔 🚙 🎫My life needs a rewind/erase button. -- CalvinHow many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- CalvinCalvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What'smisunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- Calvin👹 👃 🕺 🌸 📀 ⛳ 👑 🌋 🚘 🥒 | 2019-07-19 19:54:23 |
| 76561198179710665 | Actor Peter Strauss and J. Edgar Hoover were brought together by their shared vision. Together, they worked hard to make it a reality. Gordon Liddy was dedicated to the underdog cause, which coincided with Psychologist John Bradshaw's sense of perfection. Joined by common cause, the couple became an iron alliance against common adversaries. 📤 | 2019-07-19 19:49:24 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🎁🎈👽🍇🍖👃🐟🔋😺🌸 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💙🎍⚡💄👔🚙🚕🐠🥗🚘 » weaving my target ¤ » I considered my elbows ❁ » throughout my money ♂ 🎽🌂🐊👃🎫📕🎁🎄📗🌋 » sweeping my totem ❖ » I uncovered my fingers ♧ » before my luggage ✲ 📒🍧💛👾🚗🥒🐛🕺📀💃 » ouch the running went! ✲ » Oh! Oh! basking playing trick. ☁ » Canada falls soon ♂ 🏀🔋🐳👑🏓🥞🥗🍆👳🌏 | 2019-07-19 19:05:19 |
| 76561198179639682 | WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be theNEGATIVE IONS!! 🤣The birds are singing, the flowers are budding, and it is timefor Miss Manners to tell young lovers to stop necking in public. It's not that Miss Manners is immune to romance. Miss Mannershas been known to squeeze a gentleman's arm while being helped over acurb, and, in her wild youth, even to press a dainty slipper against afoot or two under the dinner table. Miss Manners also believes that thesight of people strolling hand in hand or arm in arm or arm in handdresses up a city considerably more than the more familiar sight ofpeople shaking umbrellas at one another. What Miss Manners objects tois the kind of activity that frightens the horses on the street...😘 "Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our newTriple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ..." 🤧 | 2019-07-19 18:44:20 |
| 76561198179608271 | 💛🐛 ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ wow- ☂↕✴☆☣ get funky, 🌸 📘👃 | 2019-07-19 16:52:15 |
| 76561198179668874 | ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.ATTENTION PLEASE: UNIDENTIFIED PERSON OF INTEREST - CONFIRM YOUR CIVIL STATUS WITH LOCAL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY. | 2019-07-19 16:49:16 |
| 76561198211599340 | ATTENTION NOVA PROSPEKT INTERNAL CONTAINMENT TEAMS.DESERVICE ALL POLITICAL CONSCRIPTS IN BLOCK A7.PROHIBIT EXTERNAL CONTACT.WARNING: COUNTER-RESONANT SINGULARITY DEVICE DETECTED.CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE. | 2019-07-19 08:29:16 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🐠 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 📗 ✿ 📘 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 👔 (Mulder talking into tape recorder) Mulder: Deep Throat said 'Trust No One'. It's hard, Scully. Suspecting everyone, everything. It wears you down. You even begin to doubt what you know is the truth. Before, I could only trust myself. Now, I can only trust you. And they've taken you away from me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you would see me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"💛 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🍖 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 🎁 ✿ 👾 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🌏 | 2019-07-19 07:12:12 |
| 76561198179500879 | NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION FORCE DIRECTIVE TWO: ENGAGE RESERVE, CONTAIN EXOGEN INCURSION.STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS COMPROMISED.PRIORITY WARNING: RESTRICTORS DISENGAGED.ATTENTION OCCUPANTS: YOUR BLOCK IS NOW CHARGED WITH PERMISSIVE INACTIVE COERCION.5 RATION UNITS DEDUCTED. | 2019-07-19 06:15:15 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🥒👃💄🌏🎍🎁💎🏀🐳📕📒📗📘😺💚Mal: "You called the Feds."Jayne: "What? I got pinched!"Mal: "What is what happens when you call the Feds."💃🕺👽🌽🏓🍇🐊🐝🌸🌳🚗👳🎫🚕🍆 | 2019-07-19 05:02:12 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 😺 🎈 🍆 🚘 👹 📀 🥒 🐠 🕺 🐝 🚙 💙 🍖 💚 ⚡ 🍇 💗"Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!" Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Poor.Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.Norm: No, I meant `pour'. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 3Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's the story?Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer. -- Cheers, The ProposalPaul: Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper. -- Cheers, Tan 'n Wash 🌽 🎍 🌸 🥞 🍧 🐊 🏓 🎁 👽 🐟 🔋 🌂 👑 👔 🌋 👳 | 2019-07-19 05:01:06 |
| 76561198179596342 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💄 * 🌳 * 🎁 * 👔 * 🏀 * 🥒 * 🐝 * 👾 * 🌋 * 💛 * 🐟 * 📗 * 👃 * 💚 * 🌸 * 🎫ㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.ㅤ* Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your couch not doing Yoga.ㅤ* Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.💎 * 🍖 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 💗 * 🕺 * ⛳ * 🌽 * 🐳 * 👹 * 🚕 * 🐊 * 📒 * 📕 * 💙 * 🔋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-07-18 17:50:49 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🎁🌳👾📕🏀🐛👳🎽📗🐝💎🎈🏓🐊🍆😺🚙⚡💙🌂💚💛🐟🚗👑🎄💃📘💄🎍 Wear me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm; for love is strongas death, passion cruelas the grave; it blazes up like blazing fire, fiercerthan any flame.[Song of Solomon 8:6 (NEB)] 🍧🥞🌸🎁🌏🚙👔🐛👃🌋🍆💗🥗📒🎫🍖🌽🥒🍖🐟📀🌳👳📘🌋💚🚕🐊🐳👹 | 2019-07-18 17:13:49 |
| 76561198179575562 | Doctor: 🚙 Mr. 👾 Griffin 👳 I'm 🏓 saying 🍖 you're 🔋 fine. 🌽 Peter: 💙 Now 🐝 what? 👽 Are 💗 you 🐳 coming 🐠 on 🍧 to 📗 me? 📒 Lois: 🎽 Peter, 🌸 he's 🥗 not 📀 coming 🥒 on 🐳 to 👑 you. 🌂 He's ⚡ trying 👾 to 🎈 tell 🚙 you 🚕 you're 🎍 healthy. 🌋 Doctor: 💙 ...Can't 💃 it ⛳ be 🎫 both? | 2019-07-18 16:35:45 |
| 76561198179500879 | "It 👃 was 🍆 nice 🌳 of 🌋 you 🐠 to 📗 let 🍇 me 🐝 reattach ⛳ your 🍧 arm." 👳 --Zoidber | 2019-07-18 11:39:30 |
| 76561198179618386 | 👇🏻 Move back right now! ☝🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👋 Loose parasitics! 🤞🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👈 Contained! 👈🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤞🏿 Anticitizen one! ✋🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤛🏼 Tap. 🖐🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤚🏿 Overwatch confirm HVT contained. 🤞🏼 | 2019-07-18 09:27:29 |
| 76561198179780423 | Edith Piaf and Photographer Annie Leibowitz began to resemble each other over time. Both of them were inclined to cocoon themselves in an inner world. But Julio Iglesias's inner world was very different from Daniel Day-Lewis's. The mental life of Singer Natalie Merchant was highly abstract but seemed curiously devoid of emotional content. Even though Poet Anne Sexton is very sensitive and emotional, the two of them share an imaginary life filled with symbolism and meaning. 💸 | 2019-07-18 07:54:26 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌳 Dear ᠌... 💙 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. → PENGUINICITY!! 🏀 ↕ 🌽 ↕ 👑 ↕ 🐟 ↕ 📗 ↕ 📕 ↕ 👽 ↕ 🍆 ↕ 🎈 ↕ 😺 ↕ 👑 ↕ 🎽 ↕ 🏓 ↕ 🚙 ↕ 🐠 Yours truly, Beata Kerst (the cat)📒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086984 🐊 | 2019-07-18 07:47:27 |
| 76561198179814253 | Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot. 🤧Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. -- J.K. Galbraith😯 Mother told me to be good but she's been wrong before. 😭It's not easy, being green. -- Kermit the Frog😬 Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software. -- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues" 🤣 A man threw himself through the window, a knife between his teeth, aKalashnikov automatic rifle in one hand, a grenade in the other. "I glaimgis oteg in der gaing og der --" he paused. He tooke the knife out of histeeth and began again. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) 🤕Safety Net-ism: The belief that there will always be a financial and emotionalsafety net to buffer life's hurts. Usually parents. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"🤔 | 2019-07-18 05:08:14 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🏓👔 ☣✱✥✣ awesome game. 🥒📒🐛💙😺 good* ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ (♥_♥) ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ GL, 👑🥗🌏📕 👹🐊 | 2019-07-18 03:28:11 |
| 76561198179634913 | Professor 🕺 Nerdstrom: 🎁 Sit. 🐊 I 📕 said 🐝 sit! ⛳ Bad 🐳 fish! | 2019-07-18 02:02:13 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🔋 ↕ 👾 ↕ 🏀 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 🏓 ↕ 🐟 ↕ 📀 ↕ 🎍 ↕ 🐠 ↕ ⛳ ↕ 🥞 ↕ 🕺 ↕ 📒 ↕ 🎄 Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? "The X-Files: Oubliette"Cancerman: What is this?Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"🎽 ↕ 💃 ↕ 🌂 ↕ 👾 ↕ 🌳 ↕ 🌽 ↕ 🐝 ↕ 🥒 ↕ 💄 ↕ 💎 ↕ 🐛 ↕ 😺 ↕ 🚘 ↕ 🐠 | 2019-07-18 00:52:04 |
| 76561198179730218 | 👳🎄🎽📕🐠📗👃👔⚡🏀💎👽🍆🌋👑Niska: "You do not like I kill this man?"Mal: "Oh, no. I'm sure he... was a very bad person."Niska: "My wife's nephew. At dinner I am getting earful. There is no wayout of that."🥒🎍💛📕🍇👹🚕🥗🐟🎁👾🌳🍖🐝🍧 | 2019-07-17 15:51:30 |
| 76561198211804512 | ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👃"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💎Sorry never means having your say to love. ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎄 | 2019-07-17 13:59:11 |
| 76561198179843803 | Brian: 💄 Everyone, 👽 this 👔 is 👳 Tina. 🍖 Meg: 💚 What 💙 happened 👃 to 🎁 you? 🐠 Brian: 🍆 How 🎍 about 🌂 a 🐝 little 🍧 less 🎄 questions 👹 and 🕺 a 🐛 little 😺 more 💛 shut 🐳 the 🚗 hell 🌳 up? | 2019-07-17 05:28:45 |
| 76561198179762074 | 📘 ✈ 💃 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 🎁 ✈ 🐛 ✈ 💄 ✈ 🍆 ✈ 🥞 ✈ 😺 ✈ 🐊 ✈ 🌂 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 🕺 ✈ 📒 Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.Chung: Oh, have I had my share of mornings like that! "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Scully: I'm driving! Why do you always have to drive?! Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?Mulder: No! I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals. "The X-Files: Syzygy"🎍 ✈ 🐠 ✈ 🚘 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🎄 ✈ 👹 ✈ 🍖 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 💎 ✈ 🐛 ✈ 👃 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🚗 | 2019-07-17 05:23:40 |
| 76561198211562428 | ⚡📘⛳🏀🍇 - ♦ ♪ ❄ ✥ ♡ ✔ ß ☀ ♀ ★ ☆ ٿ ✭ ❁ ☢ ❀ ♂ ✏ ❃ ✧💄🎁🥗👽📀 - What's your best 🐠👔🌂🎄🚘 - ㅤㅤ childhood memory? 🌽💚🐟🌸🐝 - ✧ ❃ ✏ ♂ ❀ ☢ ❁ ✭ ٿ ☆ ★ ♀ ☀ ß ✔ ♡ ✥ ❄ ♪ ♦ | 2019-07-16 19:21:44 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🌏 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏀 🥗 🐝 🌋 👾 👑 🐊 📗 👃 🎽 🍖 🥞 🍧 🐛 💄 💗 📀It has been said that Public Relations is the art of winning friendsand getting people under the influence. -- Jeremy Tunstall Symptom: Everything has gone dark.Fault: The Bar is closing.Action Required: Panic.Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet. You cannot see the bathroom light.Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not, treat yourself to a lie-in. -- Bar Troubleshooting 📘 💚 🎈 ⚡ ⛳ 👔 🌂 📒 🎍 🕺 🚕 🚙 🍇 💃 🥒 💎 | 2019-07-16 15:47:17 |
| 76561198179518505 | That is all. Warning to the Freeman. Idle speculation. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👹🐝📗🍆} | 2019-07-16 13:54:57 |
| 76561198211557460 | Bender: 🎫 "Like 👹 most 💚 of ⚡ life's 👑 problems, 🐟 this 🌳 one 📕 can 🐊 be 💄 solved 🌏 with 🚕 bending." | 2019-07-16 12:35:31 |
| 76561198179854946 | | 🎽📀🥒🏀🎍🐟👳📕🍆🐝💗🐛👃🌂🌏🌳💃⚡:BRRayn "He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them somethingto aim at."(Small Gods) | 🥗🚘📒🐊🌋🍇🥞💚🐠👔👃🕺🎈🥒🎫🚕🌋🐊:maihapp | 2019-07-16 07:39:05 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚘 🌳 🎁 💙 🎍 🚕 🎈 🔋 👑 🕺 💄 🍖 😺 🍧 📗 🐊 🎁Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's just cut to the happy ending. -- Cheers, Airport V Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here. -- Cheers, Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes BackSam: Beer, Norm?Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good. -- Cheers, Don't Paint Your ChickensA couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.] 🍆 👹 🐠 🐳 ⛳ 🌽 🌋 🐛 💛 🍇 💄 🐝 🎽 👽 🚘 📀 | 2019-07-16 07:17:01 |
| 76561198179809977 | Jerald said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me. 👤 🗣️ 👥 👥 👤 | 2019-07-16 06:42:01 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🚘💗🚙|🚕🎈📗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📘📀👽|Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?A: The Titanic had a band. idk | 2019-07-16 03:51:47 |
| 76561198179424285 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📗Love IS what it's cracked up to be. ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💄To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn ♥ 💛 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌳 | 2019-07-16 01:06:40 |
| 76561198211562428 | | 💗🐝🐳📗🐛📒🚘👹😺🎄🐟🚗🏀🥗⚡🐳🎽⛳:hisuifemal There was not a lot that could be done to make Morpork a worse place. Adirect hit by a meteorite, for example, would count as gentrification.(Pyramids) | 👳🏓👃🎈💎🌳💛👽🍖🍧💄👑🍆🥒🥞🏓🥗🌏:d4_smil | 2019-07-16 00:07:56 |
| 76561198179809165 | ⛳ ✤ 👾 ✤ 💄 ✤ 🐝 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 📗 ✤ ⚡ ✤ 🐳 ✤ 🌏 ✤ 🎍ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💃 ✤ 🚕 ✤ 🎈 ✤ 🍧 ✤ 👃 ✤ 🌳 ✤ 👑 ✤ 💗 ✤ 💚 ✤ 🎽 A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. 📕 ✤ 👔 ✤ 👳 ✤ 👽 ✤ 🏓 ✤ 🔋 ✤ 🌽 ✤ 🎫 ✤ 💛 ✤ 💃 | 2019-07-15 23:21:53 |
| 76561198179608271 | ATTENTION RESIDENTS: THIS BLOCK CONTAINS POTENTIAL CIVIL INFECTION.INFORM, COOPERATE, ASSEMBLE.ALERT: COMMUNITY GROUND PROTECTION UNITS: LOCAL UNREST STRUCTURE DETECTED.ASSEMBLE, ADMINISTER, PACIFY. | 2019-07-15 19:18:03 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👽💃🚘👃💄🐛🎫👳🔋🐠🚕🍇🌸📀🕺🥗🚘👑🎍👹🎁🥒🚗🐟💃🐝👾⛳📀💙 How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in alightbulb?Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue. 🎄💄💛🍆🐊🎈🔋👳🌏🏓🎁🍖📘🌳💎🌽💗⛳👔🐝📕💚🏀📒🥗🐳🎍🌂🎽😺 | 2019-07-15 13:08:58 |
| 76561198211879112 | ☀ The🎍 ↕ fact💛🍆 ✯ that💃📀🚘 ☼ 47🚗🔋👔💚 ★ PEOPLE🏀🥞📘📕⛳ ٿ are🌽🎈⚡🎄💎🍇 ♪ yelling🐛📒🐠👑🌋🌏🚙 ☼ and🚘🥗🌂🎁🐊🐝💎💃 ✧ sweat🚕👽📕🐳📘🥗🏓📀🏀 ∞ is cascading down my SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!! | 2019-07-15 12:45:59 |
| 76561198179695038 | 💎 Dear ... 👃 → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! → All intelligent species own cats. 🐛 ☼ 💃 ☼ 👳 ☼ 🍧 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 🥒 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 👹 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 💛 ☼ 🐝 Yours truly, Laureen Hakimi (the cat)👾 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167042758 🌂 | 2019-07-15 12:18:58 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🚙 ✿ 🍆 Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine. Will you🍖 ✿ 🐝 please have your master call my master at his convenience? Thank you.🏀 ✿ 💎 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.🚕 ✿ 🐛 -- "The Rockford Files" 📕👽🥞 | 2019-07-15 09:44:55 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🏓🎄🍧⚡🎫🐠📗😺🍖🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📀💙💗👾⛳👳🥗🌏🥞🌸 » false princes confessed. ♪ » short princes whispered aptly ✿ » tired flowers rejoiced ✿ 🏀👽💎🐝😺🚙🎈🚘🔋💃 » admiring my hand, ❖ » Cuba approved my papers ✧ » beside my luggage ✩ 🍇👑🎁🌂🌏🌳🐛👹💎🚕 » short flowers whispered. ♫ » false flowers confessed aptly ✥ » short barbers confessed ✲ 🥒🚗📒🍧🌋🐟💛🎍🍇💚 | 2019-07-15 09:28:54 |
| 76561198211850636 | The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, featheredrumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseenbicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh. -- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.😍 No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-appliedoccurrence identifies an operator-defining occurrence which as anindication-applied occurrence identifies an indication-defining occurrencedifferent from the one identified by the given indication as anindication-applied occurrence. -- ALGOL 68 Report 🤓 Foolproof Operation: No provision for adjustment. 😲 The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't bedone is generally interrupted by someone doing it. -- E. Hubbard 😱 | 2019-07-15 07:40:48 |
| 76561198211842796 | 💚 -- 🐠 -- 🍆 -- 🌽 -- 🐛 -- 🏀 -- 💙 -- ⚡ -- 🔋 -- 👔 -- 📕 -- 👑 -- 🍇 -- 🎈 -- 🥗 Her locks an ancient lady gaveHer loving husband's life to save;And men -- they honored so the dame --Upon some stars bestowed her name.But to our modern married fair,Who'd give their lords to save their hair,No stellar recognition's given.There are not stars enough in heaven.Step back, unbelievers!Or the rain will never come.Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum.You may think I'm crazy, you may think that I' 📀 -- 🌸 -- 🎫 -- 🐛 -- 🐝 -- 🐟 -- 🔋 -- 🚕 -- 🏓 -- 🌋 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 👾 -- 🎽 -- 🌳 | 2019-07-15 06:46:47 |
| 76561198179634866 | ❄ While🍧 ♀ you're🌳💛 ↕ chewing,🌋📗💗 ♪ think📘🌽📕📒 ☁ of🎽💚🍇🚕🎄 ✦ STEVEN🍖🐝🚙🏓🍆🐟 ✲ SPIELBERG'S👹👳🔋🐛🚘👃🐠 ☎ bank🎍🎁🚗🌏🕺🥞👽🎈 ☺ account⛳🌂📀🎽🥗🎫🌽💄🚕 ✧ ... his will have the same effect as two "STARCH BLOCKERS"! | 2019-07-15 01:23:38 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🎽 🍖 🥗 👳 🏓 🔋 🥞 🕺 🐛 📀💄 [] 🎫 👹 ⛳ 🌽 🍧 🚕 📗 🐟 🚗 👑 🐠"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- Calvin"When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." -Susie "I say, when life givesyou a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!" -Calvin"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned fatherinconsolable - demands recount!" -- Calvin🎄 👾 📘 🚙 🎈 👃 📒 🎈 🎽 🎍 | 2019-07-14 23:43:38 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎽 Dear ... 🐠 → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz 📒 ✩ 🐊 ✩ 🚗 ✩ 👳 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 🍧 ✩ 💎 ✩ 💄 ✩ 🎍 ✩ 🚕 ✩ 📗 ✩ 💙 ✩ 🌸 ✩ 👑 ✩ 🎫 Yours truly, Chadwick Paglio (the cat)🌳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167047962 🥞 | 2019-07-14 22:19:33 |
| 76561198179697385 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📕 * 💚 * 🚕 * 💙 * 🌂 * 🎫 * 📒 * 📗 * 🌳 * 🌽 * 🌸 * 🍇 * 💃 * 🎍 * 😺 * 🐳ㅤ* A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.ㅤ* Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.ㅤ* WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.🐛 * 🍧 * 👳 * 🎈 * 💙 * 📀 * 🎄 * 🚗 * 🌂 * 📒 * 👽 * 🍧 * 🐳 * 🎈 * 📀 * 📗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-07-14 20:54:06 |
| 76561198211882476 | 📒💎🐊 Performance review for 🎈🌋🥗 copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. pays great attention to detail. They always presented work properly checked and completely free of error. is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. 💎 + 👃 = 🚕 | 2019-07-14 20:28:15 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🌽🌸⛳🕺🐊 - ♂ ☺ ❖ ✭ ✥ ✪ ♡ ∞ ♫ ♂ ❁ ♪ ☼ ✤ ✣ ☼ ☎ ¤ ❂ ☂🌋🥞📘👑🐳 - What's your favorite 🏀🥗👹👽🐟 - ㅤㅤ ice cream flavor? 📒🎽📕👃🚙 - ☂ ❂ ¤ ☎ ☼ ✣ ✤ ☼ ♪ ❁ ♂ ♫ ∞ ♡ ✪ ✥ ✭ ❖ ☺ ♂ | 2019-07-14 20:08:12 |
| 76561198179575562 | | 🎁📘🎄💄🥗🐝💗🌏🌂🐊🍇👑💃👳🌳🐟💚🚘:herolegionwoo Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story aboutSchrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the catwas getting.(alt.fan.pratchett) | 💛🎈📗📕🌽👔🍖🥒🚕💎🎄👹🍧😺🍆👽💃📒:picar | 2019-07-14 19:59:09 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💗 Dear ... 🐛 → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd 🐝 ✶ 🕺 ✶ 🍖 ✶ 👳 ✶ 👾 ✶ 🔋 ✶ 🚙 ✶ 💎 ✶ 🐠 ✶ 👃 ✶ 🍆 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 🍖 ✶ 🥞 ✶ 🐳 Yours truly, Cherri Berkshire (the cat)🎈 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167097829 💛 | 2019-07-14 16:57:08 |
| 76561198179854946 | Hermes: 🏀 Dating 📀 your 🌳 ex, 🌏 Fry? 📗 Have 🌽 you 📘 lost 🍖 all 🎍 self-respect? 🥞 Fry: 🍧 All 🐠 what? | 2019-07-14 14:14:41 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🥒😺🚗 Performance review for 🍧🌋🐳 In negotiations, is generally aware of the motivations and feelings of the other party, but prone to an occasional blunder, which has prevented a successful outcome and may have soured a relationship. Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. pays great attention to detail. They always presented work properly checked and completely free of error. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. 📒 + 🥗 = 🐝 | 2019-07-14 12:58:44 |
| 76561198179809977 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhotㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdogsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤcomeㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ10ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpackageㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤandㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhot-dogㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbunsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ8ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤaㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpackage? | 2019-07-14 10:13:26 |
| 76561198179603631 | 👐🏽 All right! 👋🏻 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏼 You can go! 🖐🏾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✌️ Ready charges. ☝🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🙏🏾 Ninety. 🙌🏽 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤲 Copy that. 👋🏿 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤘🏻 Control section. ✍🏼 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👆 We are sociostable at this location. 🖖🏻 | 2019-07-14 07:04:23 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🌏 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👃 🐠 ⛳ 🍇 ⚡ 💃 🚙 📒 🌂 🐛 👔 👃 🏀 🎍 🐟 💄 🚘One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quietwhen well oiled. Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English. Manypeople wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. The first syllablecomes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know wherethe "nog" comes from.To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are inseason, eggs... 🐊 🎁 ⚡ 🎫 🥒 🌸 🔋 👳 🌋 🍧 🐳 🍖 💚 👑 🍆 🚕 | 2019-07-14 06:33:23 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🏀 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 💛 ♀ 💚 ♀ 📕 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🐛 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🎫 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🥞 Cancerman: Nothing vanishes without a trace... Burn it! "The X-Files: Anasazi"Mulder: (to Scully in hallway) I just don't want you to think you have to hide anything from me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"🍇 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 📒 ♀ 👔 ♀ 💃 | 2019-07-14 01:17:45 |
| 76561198211794508 | Eldridge Cleaver and Laurence Olivier met in film school when they were young. They felt a strong physical attraction, but Poet John Berryman was intimidated by John McEnroe 's aggressive style. Years later they were reintroduced by a mutual friend. Indira Gandhi was drawn to Marcello Mastroianni 's rich imagination and intelligence. Spencer Tracy was consumed by John Cassavetes 's will and determination. Though they would sometimes fight in a fury of jealous rage, this was matched only by their passion in love. 🛠 | 2019-07-14 00:12:43 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🐳 Dear ... 💛 → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull 🌂 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 🎁 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 💗 ♀ 💃 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 💚 ♀ 📀 Yours truly, Hipolito Gulledge (the cat)🌏 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084888 💚 | 2019-07-13 23:15:09 |
| 76561198211670820 | 💚💙🏀😺👔🚗⛳👳🐊🎫 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👃🏓📗⚡💗🍧📒🐟🐠👽 » red blossoms pondered. ♥ » false fingers pondered aptly ✭ » dark lounges approved ❦ 🌽🌂🔋🍇🌏🥞🌳💗🐳🎍 » admiring my wing, ❁ » Sweden borrowed my fingers ♡ » beside my water ✧ 🏓🌽🐟🌋🚕🎄👑🥗📕👔 » breaking with totem ✔ » You discovered the princes ♫ » throughout the water ♠ 💃📀💎⛳🏀🥒👳🎫👹🚙 | 2019-07-13 21:01:06 |
| 76561198179842674 | | 🎄📒🐳🌂🐟🎍🌸📀🎫🔋🚕🚗🐠🥒🎁🍧👃📗:Shoj Supposing there was justice for all, after all? For every unheeded beggar, every harsh word, every neglected duty, every slight... every choice... Because that was the point, wasn't it? You had to choose. You might be right, you might be wrong, but you had to choose, knowing that the rightness or wrongness might never be clear or even that you were deciding between two sorts of wrong, that there was no right anywhere. And always, always, you did it by yourself. You were the one there, on the edge, watching and listening. Never any tears, never any apology, never any regrets... You saved all that up in a way that could be used when needed.(Carpe Jugulum) | 💃🍇👽👑🏓🌏🌽🚘📕🥗💗👔🎍⚡🍖🐝🐛💙:shymis | 2019-07-13 16:53:57 |
| 76561198179634913 | French novelist Marguerite Duras oscillated between loving and rejecting Actor Jason Alexander. But Jon Stewart shifted between believing in and doubting Virginia Woolf. The breakthrough came when Steve McQueen and Tennessee Williams saw the symmetry between Sylvia Plath's push-pull style of relationships, and Bob Newhart's alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect his or her own heart. 💵 🛏 📻 📈 🧻 ⌚ | 2019-07-13 16:19:59 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌳🌋🕺🐝🎁👾🌂🎍👑🥒🍇💗💛🔋🌏💄🚗🚙🍆📒🎽🎄🥞🍖🎁💙🎈👽🎫🥒 The Seventh Edition licensing procedures are, I suppose, still in effect, though I doubt that tapes are available from AT&T. At any rate, whatever restrictions the license imposes still exist. These restrictions were and are reasonable for places that just want to run the system, but don'tallow many of the things that Minix was written for, like study of the source in classes, or by individuals not in a university or company.I've always thought that Minix was a fine idea, and competently done.As for the size of v7, wc -l /usr/sys/*/*.[chs] is 19271.-- Dennis Ritchie, 1989 🐝🐠🔋🌸🚕📘🍧📕🐊🌽📀👔⛳👹💎🏀👳🥗🐟⚡💃📗🌳👃🕺🏓💚🌋😺🐟 | 2019-07-13 11:12:54 |
| 76561198211691280 | ⛳💄🥞👾💙 |What's going to be carved on| ⚡🥒📕🐳🎄🎈😺🕺🐝🌂🌳🎫🐛 |your (hypothetical) tombstone?| 🌋🎁🎍🚕🚘🏀🔋💛 | 2019-07-13 08:56:21 |
| 76561198211794508 | Doctor: 📗 Mayor 🎁 West, 👹 I'm 💎 afraid 🎽 you 🥞 have 🏀 lymphoma. 🎍 Adam 🍧 West: 📀 Oh. 🌂 Doctor: ⛳ Probably 🌏 from 🐊 rolling 🎈 around 🚕 in 👃 that 💚 toxic 🍇 waste. 🌸 Adam 🥒 West: 💙 I 😺 see. 📕 Doctor: 💛 What 🐟 in 🐊 God's 💄 name 🎍 were 🍖 you 🚕 trying 👔 to 📒 prove? 🕺 Adam 💗 West: 🔋 I 👑 was 🎄 trying 🚘 to 🌋 gain 🎁 super 🌋 powers. ⛳ Doctor: 👾 Well, 🥗 that's 📘 just 🚗 silly! ⚡ Adam 💚 West: 🌽 Silly, 🌂 yes. 🎫 Idiotic, 🐳 yes. | 2019-07-13 08:20:21 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💗🎽🐊 Performance review for 👳🥗🌏 copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. accepts criticism cheerfully, and uses criticism productively to develop own abilities and skills. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. is generally good with detail and checks work thoroughly, but there have been one or two minor errors in work presented in the current period. 🎁 + 🏓 = 🚘 | 2019-07-13 07:11:20 |
| 76561198211895108 | Whyㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤdoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpsychicsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhaveㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤaskㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyouㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤforㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤyourㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤname? | 2019-07-13 01:24:18 |
| 76561198179814253 | Rolf said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human. 👤 👥 🗣️ 👤 👥 | 2019-07-13 01:23:19 |
| 76561198179361029 | If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to getthe police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude. See incollege how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the naturalmethod of teaching what each wishes to learn, and insisting that you shalllearn what you have no taste or capacity for. The college, which shouldbe a place of delightful labor, is made odious and unhealthy, and theyoung men are tempted to frivolous amusements to rally their jaded spirits.I would have the studies elective. Scholarship is to be created notby compulsion, but by awakening a pure interest in knowledge. The wiseinstructor accomplishes this by opening to his pupils precisely theattractions the study has for himself. The marking is a system for schools,not for the college; for boys, not for men; and it is an ungracious work toput on a professor. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson😭 | 2019-07-13 00:03:08 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎫 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌂 🌳 ⚡ 🍆 🎈 👑 🥒 🐝 💃 🎽 🐊 🥞 🌏 🏀 🎄 👹 🐛I will not drink!But if I do...I will not get drunk!But if I do...I will not in public!But if I do...I will not fall down!But if I do...I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge. I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton 🕺 📒 💗 💙 🔋 😺 🐟 👽 🍖 📀 🌋 ⛳ 👾 🚕 👳 🚗 | 2019-07-12 15:51:56 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🚘🎁🏓🐊👃🎫👽🌂🥞🐳🎄🍖📀🐠👔Zoe: "I don't think she'd harm anyone."Jayne: "Butcher knife!"Zoe: "Anyone we can't spare."🎍👑📗💄🌏💛👾🎈💚🌂🍆🌳👳💙⚡ | 2019-07-12 15:32:51 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🏀 -- 🚘 -- 🚕 -- 🥒 -- 👾 -- ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 💃 -- 💄 -- 🌳 -- 😺 -- 👔 -- 🔋 -- 🚗 -- 💛 Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean and brave,And miles around the wonder grew How well did I behave.And now the fancy passes by, And nothing will remain,And miles around they'll say that I Am quite myself again. -- A. E. HousmanWhenever Richard Cory went downtown, We people on the pavement looked at him:He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean-favored, and imperially slim.And he was always quietly arrayed, And 🍧 -- 🏓 -- 💙 -- 🚕 -- 🥗 -- 📒 -- 🎽 -- 📕 -- 🎄 -- 🌽 -- 💚 -- 💃 -- 🍇 -- 👹 -- 🎫 | 2019-07-12 13:03:59 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐝🚙🐟|📕🐊🍇| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📒👹🎈|Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?A: 9 edge down. wut | 2019-07-12 12:52:44 |
| 76561198179797383 | --------------------------------------------------------------No one wants war. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor. -- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.--------------------------------------------------------------📕🍆🎁🎍🥞💄🚘🚙👹🐊🌽🐳🚗🚕📘🔋🎽🏓⚡👽🌋💛🎫🥗🍇👃🌳🐠🍖📒📗💙👳💚🌂🕺🌏👑🎍💗💃🐝🐟🔋💎 | 2019-07-12 12:44:47 |
| 76561198211598984 | ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: AUTONOMOUS JUDGMENT IS NOW IN EFFECT.SENTENCING IS NOW DISCRETIONARY.CODE: AMPUTATE, ZERO, CONFIRM.WARNING.SURVEILLANCE AND DETECTION SYSTEMS INACTIVE.REMAINING STABILIZATION TEAM MEMBERS REPORT CONTAINMENT STATUS PLEASE. | 2019-07-12 12:35:45 |
| 76561198179634913 | ❦ I🐟 ♪ want⚡🌂 ✿ to🎍🕺🥗 ٿ dress🌋📒😺🐠 ✯ you🌳🌏📀🐛🏓 ❃ up🐳👽💄🚘🥞🍧 ✫ as🎈📗⚡🍖🚙👔👑 ✧ TALLULAH🌸⛳🎫👳👃🚘🥒💃 ✶ BANKHEAD🌋🚕💚👔💙🐝👹🐊🌽 ● and cover you with VASELINE and WHEAT THINS ... | 2019-07-12 12:28:27 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🥞 🎍 👔 👹 🚙 👔 👳 💃 🥒 🏀🐟 [] 📀 🍇 🌳 👑 🍖 🌸 📘 💚 🥞 🥗 😺Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in? Calvin: Denial. Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxicco-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept anyresponsibility for my actions. -- CalvinWhy can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? -- Calvin📕 🐳 🎫 📗 🌂 👃 💙 💃 👽 📒 | 2019-07-12 11:26:23 |
| 76561198179814253 | Peter: 🌋 Pack 🎫 your 🎁 bags 🚙 up, 👃 the 📗 Griffins 👹 are 👔 heading 🎽 to 🐠 Big 🥒 Apple! 📀 Speed 🔋 Racer: ⚡ Haha! 🌏 Did 🌂 you 💚 hear? 📕 The 💎 Griffins 🌽 are 🥒 going 🐝 to 🍇 New 🎈 York. 👾 Haha! 🚕 Man: 📗 This 🍖 is 🐊 not 💙 affecting 🏀 us 👳 all! 🌳 Haha! 🐟 Speed 📕 Racer: 💛 Haha! | 2019-07-12 06:23:21 |
| 76561198179589975 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 🚕 * 💗 * 🔋 * 🌏 * 🎁 * ⛳ * 💃 * 👳 * 🥒 * 📕 * 🍆 * 📗 * 🐝 * 🎈 * 🐟ㅤ* Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.ㅤ* Life is like a Lambourghini. It goes too fast and it costs too much.ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?""Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"🐠 * 🎄 * 🎫 * 🌽 * 👃 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 🐳 * 🐳 * 💛 * 🏀 * 🐛 * 🐊 * 🚗 * 🍇 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-07-12 05:26:20 |
| 76561198179551309 | 😺 Dear ... 🍆 → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" → Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne 🐛 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🍖 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 💚 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 👽 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 📒 Yours truly, Agustin Norton (the cat)🚗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167046988 🕺 | 2019-07-12 02:57:57 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🚙🌏🍖🥞👳🐊🌂🐟📗💎🎈⚡🍧🌋⛳🚕📀📘🐛🏀💚📕👔👃🏓🍇⚡🌳🥞👽 "The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, intimes of moralcrisis, preserved their neutrality."-- Dante 🚘🚗👾🥒🎁💄💗🌽💙🎍😺🕺🐠🔋📒👹🍆🚙🎫🐊💛👹🌸👳💎🎄📕🐝👔🥗 | 2019-07-12 01:54:57 |
| 76561198211741980 | --------------------------------------------------------------Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8--------------------------------------------------------------🐟🐛💃📀📕👳🥗🍧🔋🎁🎈🍇🎫🚗🎍👃💚🌂👑📘⚡🍆🌳🏓🏀👾😺📗💙🥞🌸⛳🐊💄🐝🍆🚙🕺👹🌽👽🍇🐠💛🐛 | 2019-07-12 01:06:00 |
| 76561198211853304 | | 🎫💄🥗🥞🎈🚕🐊💎😺👹🎍🍆🕺📒💚🐠📀🍧:littleheilee It would be nice to say that the tiny frogs thought long and hard about thenew flower, about life in the old flower, about the need to explore, aboutthe possibility that the world was bigger than a pool with petals aroundthe edge.In fact, what they thought was: "._._.mipmip._._.mipmip._._.mipmip".(Wings) | 💗🥗💙⛳🚗🎁👹🌳💛📘📗👳👾🎈🐟🚗🥒👃:parcelmagn | 2019-07-11 23:59:58 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🕺⛳😺 Performance review for 🎈🌸💚 When working with a set of data, is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. Always succeeds in explaining ideas clearly. Others find easy to understand. They also has the ability to listen carefully to what others are saying, to understand and then to respond appropriately. Conversations with are two-way. still needs to learn the job better and required supervisor's assistance regularly. Provided supervisor help is close at hand, performs the job well. 📒 + 👔 = 🍧 | 2019-07-11 22:04:52 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ! | 2019-07-11 21:27:56 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🥒 -- 💄 -- 🍆 -- 🌽 -- 🎈 -- 💙 -- 📗 -- 🥞 -- 📘 -- 🥗 -- 🎁 -- 🏓 -- 🎽 -- 💚 -- 👑 The eyes of Texas are upon you,All the livelong day;The eyes of Texas are upon you,You cannot get away;Do not think you can escape themFrom night 'til early in the morn;The eyes of Texas are upon you'Til Gabriel blows his horn. -- University of Texas' school songYes me, I got a bottle in front of me.And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.Just different ways to kill the pain the same.But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,Than to hav 🚗 -- 🐠 -- 🐝 -- 💚 -- 🕺 -- ⚡ -- 💗 -- 🎄 -- 🌏 -- 👹 -- 🥒 -- 📒 -- 🍧 -- 🍇 -- 🥗 | 2019-07-11 20:54:01 |
| 76561198179702987 | 💚 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 👳 ❄ 📘 ❄ 💎 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🐟 ❄ 🏀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥞 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 📕 ❄ 🎫 ❄ 👃 ❄ 🐳 ❄ 🎈 ❄ 👃 ❄ 🐊 They are relatively good but absolutely terrible. -- Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos 🚘 ❄ 🐠 ❄ 👽 ❄ 🐝 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 👳 ❄ 💃 ❄ 📘 ❄ 📀 ❄ 👾 | 2019-07-11 13:32:39 |
| 76561198179844987 | Peter: 🎍 [doing 🌽 the 📕 laundry] 🕺 Hey, 💄 where's 🐝 my 💙 sock? 🎄 Hey! 🐟 [crawls 👳 into 🥒 the 🌂 dryer 🎈 and 📗 arrives 👳 in 🍆 Narnia] 👽 Goat 🍖 Man: 🌏 Welcome 😺 to 🏀 Narnia, ⛳ I 👑 am 🚘 Mr. 🔋 Tumnus. 🏓 Peter: 👾 Hey, 👃 give 🌳 me 💎 back 🌸 my 📒 sock, ⚡ you 🍇 goat 👹 bastard! | 2019-07-11 12:19:01 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎄 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐛"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered." ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌏"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat." ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👑 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🔋 | 2019-07-11 10:04:10 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🎁 -- 💗 -- 🚙 -- 🎽 -- ⚡ -- 🍧 -- 🔋 -- 💄 -- 👑 -- 🎍 -- 👾 -- 🌋 -- 🎈 -- 🐛 -- 🌏 Under the wide and heavy VAXDig my grave and let me relaxLong have I lived, and many my hacksAnd I lay me down with a will.These be the words that tell the way:"Here he lies who piped 64K,Brought down the machine for nearly a day,And Rogue playing to an awful standstill."The all-softening overpowering knell,The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell. -- Lord ByronSometimes I feel like I'm fading away,Looking at me, I got nothin' to 💛 -- 💃 -- 🚘 -- ⛳ -- 📒 -- 👽 -- 🐝 -- 👾 -- 🌸 -- 📗 -- 🌸 -- 🌏 -- 🚕 -- 💙 -- 🥒 | 2019-07-11 09:11:52 |
| 76561198179863334 | 💚🌸🎁🐟🎫📗📒🏓😺🐠💎👽🥞🎽🐛River: "I tore these out of your symbol, and they turned into paper."🎈🍆🌳📒🌋👹💙🎍🚕🥞👔🔋💗👳🥗 | 2019-07-11 07:18:48 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐠 ☎ 🐳 ☎ 🎍 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🔋 ☎ 😺 ☎ 📕 ☎ 🎽 ☎ 🎫 ☎ 👃 ☎ 🌂 ☎ ⛳ ☎ 🥗 ☎ 💗 Scully: I've heard the truth. Now what I want are the answers. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"🍧 ☎ 👳 ☎ 🐟 ☎ 👽 ☎ 👹 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 🎈 ☎ 📘 ☎ 💚 ☎ 👳 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🏀 ☎ 🍇 ☎ 💚 | 2019-07-11 03:26:29 |
| 76561198179618386 | | 🎁🐠👽🕺📒💃🚙🍆⚡🎍🌋🍇💙💄👃📗🚕👔:sakurafantasyarden 'It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.'(Sourcery) | 🥒💗💚💎🍖😺🎈🐳👳🥗💛👹🐳🐛🏀🎄👾🎁:thor | 2019-07-11 00:38:22 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🎄 Dear ... 🕺 → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull → Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor 👹 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 📒 ❋ 🚗 ❋ 🎍 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 📕 ❋ 🐊 ❋ 🍆 ❋ 👃 ❋ 💃 ❋ 💛 ❋ 🍧 ❋ 💚 ❋ 🐠 Yours truly, Armando Graeser (the cat)🥗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086191 📘 | 2019-07-11 00:01:32 |
| 76561198179780423 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚕 * 💃 * 🎍 * 🍇 * 💚 * 🌸 * 👔 * 👳 * 📀 * 🎽 * 📕 * 🐊 * 🍧 * 👹 * 🎁 * 🚙ㅤ* Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.ㅤ* The best measure of someone's honesty is the zero adjust on their bathroom scale.ㅤ* Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.🌳 * 🎁 * 🚘 * 🐠 * ⚡ * 🎈 * 🐛 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🔋 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 💛 * 🌋 * 💎 * ⛳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-07-10 23:47:32 |
| 76561198211842796 | | 😺🏓👾📗🐠🕺🚙🎁🚘🔋🥞🌋🌳💛📘🌂🎈👳:fpal And there were all the stars, looking remarkably like powered diamonds spilled on black velvet, the stars that lured and ultimately called the boldest towards them...(Colour of Magic) | 🥗💙🍧🎄💗👃👽👑🎫👹🍆⛳🚕🐠🔋🐝🌏🚗:sitoop | 2019-07-10 21:35:54 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🎈🎽 🐟🌽🏀🎍 good luck, have fun| 🔋🎁 superb game- ❦☎❁ !!!. ✿☻♀❋✤ do it big! ß♫ 🚘🌸 | 2019-07-10 20:18:34 |
| 76561198179573195 | --------------------------------------------------------------Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, itis only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5EARL GREY PROFILESNAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle PicardOCCUPATION: Starship Big CheeseAGE: 94BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra SectorEYES: GreySKIN: TannedHAIR: Not muchLAST MAGAZINE READ: Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex QuarterlyTEA: Earl Grey. Hot.EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.--------------------------------------------------------------🐠🎽📀💚🚗🎫👑🚙🏓🐝🥗🐟📕😺🎫⛳🍆💛🐊👹💙🎁🌳🌸🌋🔋📒👾🥞⛳🐟🌂🐝📕🎍💎👹🍇👳💚👑🚗🕺🎄🎽 | 2019-07-10 20:16:34 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🐝 🍇 ⛳ 🍖 🌋 🌳 🕺 💛 🎈 🌏🌽 [] 🔋 💃 👳 🍧 🚙 🎁 👹 📗 🐟 🎫 🌂I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. --- CalvinCalvin : I think we have got enough information now, don't you? Hobbes : All we have is one "fact" that you made up. Calvin : That's plenty. By the time we add an introduction, a few illustrations and a conclusion, it'll look like a graduate thesis.I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend themagnitude of it. -- Calvin🎄 🐝 👳 🍇 🎍 🏀 🚗 📀 👽 💙 | 2019-07-10 19:53:34 |
| 76561198211882476 | If you were guaranteed to be successful in a | | 💛🕺🏀🚙🐝🍧🎈🎄different job, what would you want to do? | | 🥗🎽⚡💄💚😺💙🌋 | 2019-07-10 17:53:25 |
| 76561198211741980 | "If you can't debate me, then there is no way in hell you'll out-insult me."-- Scott Legrand ([email protected])"You may be wrong here, little one."-- R. W. F. Clark (RWC102@PSUVM) 🤓 <Shinobi> There are worse things than Perl....ASP comes to mind 🤣When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac🤕"I perceive a possibility of an immediate chronological sequence of eventswhich includes a violence," said Three. He stepped back, "I expresspreference for a chronological sequence of events which precludes aviolence."(The Dark Side of the Sun)🙄 No spitting on the Bus!Thank you, The Mgt. 🤐 Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again weturn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody getsscrewed. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🙂 | 2019-07-10 17:03:15 |
| 76561198179730218 | What has been your | | 🎈🚙🥞💎🔋🚗🚘⚡favorite family vacation? | | 👃💚💙🏀🎽💄🚕🐛 | 2019-07-10 14:02:37 |
| 76561198211850636 | Lois: 🌏 Peter, 😺 you've 📕 never ⛳ done 🍇 anything 🍖 creative 👳 in 🔋 your 💚 life! 💃 Peter: 🚘 That's 🥞 not 🍆 true! 💛 I 🏀 wrote 🐊 "Bonfire 👾 of 🥒 the 🌋 Vanities". 🚕 Lois: 🌳 No, 🏓 you ⚡ didn't! 🎫 Peter: 🚙 [after 👑 long 🍧 pause] 🚗 You 🎈 win 📘 this 🥗 round, 💛 Lois! | 2019-07-10 12:59:09 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎽🌸📗🎁👃💄🥒🍧🏓👾🚕💚📒⛳💃River/Serenity: "You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You gotissues.Early: "No. Well, yes. I could have that."💙🔋🚗🐳👳⚡💗🌏👽🐛😺🏀🍆📀🎍 | 2019-07-10 12:32:10 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🌋💛👽🍇🏀💚🐝🕺⚡👽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎫👹🥒🐳🌸👃🏓🥞🍧🌳 » breaking your totem ♀ » I uncovered your elbows ★ » into your clothing ٿ 🌽📕💎🥗📒🎫📗🌂📀🍇 » playing your target ♪ » I uncovered your flowers ♀ » under your water ♂ 💄🐛🎍📀🐳🐠🎈🌏🌽🔋 » ouch the leaving played! ♧ » Oh! darn! basking running trick. ✴ » Japan works aptly ✿ 🎄👾🌋⚡🚘🌂🎁🚙🎈🚕 | 2019-07-09 22:55:22 |
| 76561198179803382 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐟 * 🚗 * 🌽 * 👽 * 👳 * 🍖 * 💎 * 💚 * ⚡ * 🍇 * 🏓 * 🎄 * 😺 * 💗 * 🌳 * 🚘ㅤ* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.ㅤ* The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.ㅤ* So, this 'One Laptop Per Child' thing. Where do I drop off the child and where do I pick up the laptop?👔 * 🌸 * 🥞 * 🌳 * 🐠 * 💙 * 🐛 * 📒 * 🎍 * 🌽 * 🎽 * 🌂 * 👃 * 📕 * 🍇 * ⛳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-07-09 22:47:24 |
| 76561198179556699 | XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.XLVIII: The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.XLIX: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's -- but four times as long as the official's who created it.LI: By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.LII: People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again. -- Norman Augustine 🙁 | 2019-07-09 21:52:22 |
| 76561198179618386 | To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit,call it the target.🤥 "*Veni, vici*...Vetinari."(Jingo) 😫 This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmianphilosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly theydo not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll goto a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing,right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-lookingsticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of MrClever ♥♥♥♥ in these parts..."(Hogfather) 🙁 She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good. -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" 😗 Fortune finishes the great quotations, #2 If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy. 🤣 | 2019-07-09 20:55:23 |
| 76561198179633358 | 💚👔🥞🐠🎫🚕📕🚙👾😺🚗📗💛👽🍆🌋🏓🍧👃🐊🥒🍇🌂⚡🥗😺💗🚘💛💃 "Poor man... he was like an employee to me."-- The policecommisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard 🕺🔋🐟📒🐛👹📘🌳⚡🌸🌏🌽🎄🐠🍖🎫👑🎍🎈🚕⛳🐳💚💄👾🥞🏀🎁👽📘 | 2019-07-09 20:46:24 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🌽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 💗 🎽 💃 🎄 🕺 👑 ⛳ 👳 🚘 🌋 🚙 📒 👾 🐠 💄 ⚡Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. -- Mike Romanoff 🔋 💎 🍆 🚕 💚 👹 🐊 🐝 🍖 💙 🌳 🐟 📀 🏀 👽 🎁 | 2019-07-09 17:55:02 |
| 76561198179702987 | Chris: 🐳 [looking 🥞 through 🔋 his 🍖 baby 🚘 book] 🐝 Look! 🌂 There's 📗 the 💄 broken 👾 condom 🥒 that 🎁 led 🎁 to 🌳 my 🌂 birth. 👔 Lois: 🎫 [hugs 🚕 Chris] 💃 Oh, 🚙 Chris, 🐛 you're 🐝 my 💗 favorite 🍆 mistake! 🍇 Chris: 🌋 [turns 😺 to 🎍 Meg] 🎽 See? 🐊 [shouts] 🥞 Chris: 👹 I'm 🎈 the 🕺 favorite! | 2019-07-09 16:47:00 |
| 76561198211853304 | I'm not sure whether that's actually useful... -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>🤓 Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal -- if you are all thumbs. -- Glaser and Way 😵 Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are! 😷 Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober. -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2 🤥 "A car is just a big purse on wheels."-- Johanna Reynolds 😪 It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out. 🤐Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.🙄 The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I willwalk carefully. -- Russian Proverb 😍I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I don't take any DRUGS😴Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.-- Ted Turner😱 | 2019-07-09 13:34:22 |
| 76561198211882476 | When's the last time you felt seriously disappointed? >> 🌳🥞📕🎫👃 << | 2019-07-09 11:40:17 |
| 76561198211804512 | 📀🐊👹🍇💄 |Have you ever screamed| 👽🌽🎫📕😺🐟🌳🕺🌽🎈🔋🎽💛 |at someone? (How come?)| 💚🏀💙🎁🚗🐊👹🥞 | 2019-07-09 03:07:01 |
| 76561198179842674 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌂 * 🎍 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 🌽 * 🔋 * 🏓 * 📘 * 🌏 * 💚 * 🌋 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🎁 * 🎈 * 🥗ㅤ* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.ㅤ* I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.ㅤ* I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.🚘 * 🐛 * 📒 * 💄 * 💗 * 👔 * 👃 * 🐊 * 🕺 * 💗 * 🥒 * 📀 * 💎 * 🎍 * 👹 * 💛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-07-08 23:33:48 |
| 76561198179730218 | Old ⛳ Woman: 🍇 Aw, 🎁 look 🎈 at 🌋 you! 👑 I 🎍 bet 👾 you're 📘 hungry. 🥒 Stewie: 📒 And 🏀 I 🚗 bet 📗 your 👳 lost 🌏 your 🎍 virginity 🚕 to 🍆 a 📕 mechanical 👔 bull. 🍖 Now 👃 change 🚙 me! | 2019-07-08 20:11:41 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🍆 ¤ 🌋 Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!🥗 ¤ 👑 -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers" 📘🎁🔋 | 2019-07-08 16:51:38 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🚗 ☼ 🕺 I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!📒 ☼ ⛳ -- from "Cerebus" #82 👳👾📕 | 2019-07-08 16:17:00 |
| 76561198179762074 | 😺🐳 🥗🍖 HAVE FUN* ❂♫❃ღ♥ LOOK. 💎👹📗🎁 DOPE! ♧☆ ⛳🕺 | 2019-07-08 15:34:59 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👽🚕🏀🍧👃🚙🚘🏓💗📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎽🐛🐊👾🚕🌸👹🥒🥞👔 » beside the sugar, ♫ » Canada and Belgium make. ✱ » Cuba starts blowing. ✬ 💃⚡🎫🎍🌏🌳🌋💛💙🎁 » breaking your totem ✏ » I refriended your crayons ☂ » under your sugar ☁ 🔋🌂🥗🌽💗🐳📗🍆📕👳 » work chairs on money ¤ » when flowers play to plunder ♪ » because princes walk ♂ 🍖🚙💙😺👑💄🥗🚘👔🐝 | 2019-07-08 11:22:55 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🐳👹😺🐊🌂 |Do you sleep with your| 👑🍧🎍🍇📀🔋🚗⚡🐠📘🎄👔📗 |sheets tucked in or out?| 🎈👃📕💚🌽💎🌂👳 | 2019-07-08 09:09:54 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🎁 ☢ 🎽 ☢ 🥗 ☢ 🌋 ☢ 😺 ☢ 🍖 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 🥒 ☢ ⚡ ☢ 🎄 ☢ 🏀 ☢ 🎫 ☢ 🌂 ☢ 📀 Skinner: If you can't keep you head, it's OK to step away.Scully: That's exactly what they want. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one. "The X-Files: Shadows"💙 ☢ 🎍 ☢ 🕺 ☢ 🔋 ☢ 💛 ☢ 🚗 ☢ 🌸 ☢ 💚 ☢ 🐟 ☢ 🐝 ☢ 🌽 ☢ 💗 ☢ 🚘 ☢ 🚙 | 2019-07-08 00:15:46 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🐠🥗💛|🌏🏀🐛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝👔🎍|Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?A: The Titanic had a band. huh | 2019-07-07 23:41:43 |
| 76561198211655604 | Unix soit qui mal y pense [Unix to him who evil thinks?] 😷Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.😭 The kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) 😗 <Xavvy> is that really knghtbrd?<Knghtbrd> No, I'm an EVIL IMPOSTOR!<Knghtbrd> An evil impostor who LIKES HYBRID!<Xavvy> haha<Xavvy> ok, it's him :P 😵Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"Yogi Berra: "Closed."🙁 Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false. 🤗 [during the preview for the new action movie about Jesus] TV Announcer: This Christmas, let He who is without sin kick the first ass. 😷 Mal: "Shouldn't have been you - they shoulda hit us."Book: "That crossed my mind..." 😘If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twain😶 | 2019-07-07 20:12:52 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🌳🐳 ♪♥ get funky! 💃🌽👹🐝 look* 💚🕺🐠📀 MARVELOUS GAME* ✩ٿ♦(‾⌣‾) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 💎🚙 | 2019-07-07 19:19:42 |
| 76561198179860286 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌳 * 🎁 * 💃 * 💙 * 👹 * 😺 * 🚘 * 🐊 * 🌋 * ⛳ * 📘 * ⚡ * 👽 * 🎽 * 🚕 * 🚗ㅤ* Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.ㅤ* Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.ㅤ* The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.🚙 * 👑 * 💃 * 🍆 * 👃 * 🐳 * 🌸 * 🔋 * 🌽 * 🍇 * 🐊 * 💗 * 💄 * 🚘 * 🥞 * 🥒ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-07-07 18:18:05 |
| 76561198179843803 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌳 * 🎁 * 🕺 * 🏓 * 🍇 * 🚙 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 🌽 * 🎫 * 👹 * 🐛 * 📘 * 💄 * 😺 * 💚ㅤ* Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought, "This is unusual". Then the dentist said to me, "Mitsuku, get out of the filing cabinet".ㅤ* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?ㅤ* I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."🚘 * 📕 * 🌳 * ⚡ * 🥒 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 📒 * 🥗 * 💃 * 🌏 * 👳 * 🐠 * 🎽 * 🐊 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-07-07 16:28:01 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💚🍆👑|🐠🥞📘| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🔋📕🥒|Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?A: The cats keep trying to bury them. ??? | 2019-07-07 13:02:42 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🌂 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🍇 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 👑 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 📕 ✿ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎫 ✿ 💚 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🐊 HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N) 👹 ✿ 🐛 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 📘 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🌏 | 2019-07-07 10:33:01 |
| 76561198211842796 | 💙🌂🎄 Performance review for 📀🍆📕 Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. A self-starter – someone who always finds out the right thing to do and gets on with the job. If a manager has given no guidance will still take appropriate action. If the required tools are unavailable, they is able to improvise. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. 🐊 + 😺 = 💃 | 2019-07-06 15:33:37 |
| 76561198179596342 | ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📗"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🥞"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back." ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💚 | 2019-07-06 12:07:59 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💚 -- 🐟 -- 🚗 -- 🚕 -- 👾 -- 💄 -- 📒 -- 🥒 -- 🍧 -- 🎁 -- 🌋 -- 🐛 -- 🌸 -- 👑 -- 🍆 Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea.He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me.No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee.He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! -- The Smothers BrothersOh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay I muck with indices and structs all dayAnd when it works, I shout hoo-ray Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okayJust yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone,Suzanne, th 🚙 -- 📗 -- 🌽 -- 🏀 -- 🎽 -- 😺 -- 🥒 -- 📘 -- 💃 -- 🌂 -- 🐳 -- 🌳 -- 🐝 -- 🐊 -- 💛 | 2019-07-06 01:56:55 |
| 76561198179573195 | | 👹👽🐝🍇💚🏀💎⚡🚗👳🐊🎫🐳🎍🐠💛🌋🍧:frigidee It is traditional, when loading wire trolleys, to put the most fragileitems at the bottom.(Reaper Man) | 📀🥗👳📗🏓🍆👔🥗🌸🌽🥒📀🐳💄🎍💗💎👑:knowledg | 2019-07-05 23:47:47 |
| 76561198211794508 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📘To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already threeparts dead. -- Bertrand Russell ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📗"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 | 2019-07-05 23:22:45 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🏀🎫 🌋⚡📘🥒 steam trusts you are going relish your game! ✖♪❄❀✤♪ !!!- ✴♀ 🔋💛 | 2019-07-05 22:10:39 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🍖⚡🍧|🔋🐠🍧| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 😺🚙🥗|Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?A: To get to the other slide. ??? | 2019-07-05 20:57:50 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🍆 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 👽 ☁ 👔 ☁ 👹 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 👳 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🎈 Scully: Well, let it never be said that you wouldn't walk through fire for a woman Mulder.Mulder: And never let it be said that I wouldn't do it for you again Scully. "The X-Files: Fire"Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder?Mulder: Depends on the body! "The X-Files: Hell Money"👑 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 💙 ☁ 💗 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 📒 ☁ 🐟 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 🏓 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 🐛 | 2019-07-05 20:16:11 |
| 76561198179589975 | ⚡ ❀ 👾 ❀ 🎈 ❀ 🔋 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 👳 ❀ 🍖 ❀ 🐳 ❀ 🌸 ❀ 🎫 ❀ 🎁 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 📀 ❀ 📘 Mulder: I have a college, friend, who's with O'Neil (who's infected) right now. Let me go to her.Ericson: I can't let you leave (points gun at Mulder's head)Mulder: Then you're gonna have to shoot me because I'm walking out of here. "The X-Files: Firewalker"Mulder: You can get the next mutant. "The X-Files: Tooms"🌂 ❀ 📗 ❀ ⛳ ❀ 👾 ❀ 💃 ❀ 🐝 ❀ 👽 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🐟 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 😺 ❀ 🌳 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 🐠 | 2019-07-05 19:37:08 |
| Manes | good nιgнт! | 2019-07-05 15:55:09 |
| 76561198179551309 | What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party? >> 🍧🌂👽📀🚗 << | 2019-07-05 10:14:16 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ | 2019-07-04 22:15:58 |
| 76561198179762074 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💙 * 💛 * 🏓 * 🔋 * 🐟 * 💚 * 🐠 * 📒 * 🥗 * 🍆 * 👃 * 🌋 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 👑 * 🌳ㅤ* I bet you I could stop gambling.ㅤ* Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.ㅤ* Assassinationg is the extreme form of censorship. -George Bernard Shaw🚙 * 😺 * 📕 * 👔 * 📗 * 💎 * 📒 * 🚗 * 🎄 * 🎁 * 💗 * 🎽 * 🏀 * 🔋 * 💛 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-07-04 19:34:13 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🎈👑🍆🔋👹📒🚙👾🐟👳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐠🥗📀🏀📗🕺🎫🔋🥞🚗 » peeking my totem ✣ » I discovered my elbows ❄ » under my luggage ☻ 🌂🎁🚘🌳🚙👳📕🕺🚕💗 » blowing your target ✖ » I inflated your crayons ♠ » before your sugar ♥ 🎍🎽📀👔🌋🐊😺🍧⛳🎈 » hark the pulling taught! ♡ » drat! zounds! leaving weaving shoe. ♫ » Florida scolds soon ღ 🐠⚡💎🥒🌏👹🥗🐝🍖🌽 | 2019-07-04 15:36:59 |
| 76561198179844987 | | 📕🕺📀🥒🎫👹🐊👑🚗🎁🌏📗🎍💙🐠🚕🌂🚘:mermai 'You make us want what we can't have and what you give us is worth nothing and what you take is everything and all there is left for us is the cold hillside, and emptiness, and the laughter of the elves.'(Lords and Ladies) | 🥞🚙👃🎽💚🏓🐳🔋💛💃⛳👳🐠👔🐛📀👾🏀:Viviann | 2019-07-04 14:59:57 |
| 76561198179847314 | 👑 🥒 💃 🎫 🌂 💎 💚 💛 🍆 🚗🥞 [] 📗 🐠 🎍 📘 📀 💗 🌏 👳 🥗 ⚡ 👽"I'm a simple man with complex tastes." -Calvin"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -CalvinGolly, I'd hate to have a kid like me! -- Calvin🎫 🌸 👹 🚙 👑 🚘 🏓 🌳 🐝 🍇 | 2019-07-04 14:55:57 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🎁💎👹 Performance review for 🎍😺👽 They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. Always contributes vigorously to the efforts of the team, whether as a leader or a team member. Understands own weaknesses ond others' strengths and goes to the right people for help. Sympathetically helps others to address their weaknesses. has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. 💙 + 🏓 = 🏀 | 2019-07-04 13:12:51 |
| 76561198179757550 | Niblonian: 🥗 They 🏀 travel 🐝 from 🚘 world 🍧 to 🎈 world 👑 making 🥒 everyone 🐟 stupid 🌳 in 🏓 🌽 order 💗 to 🚙 wipe ⚡ out 🌏 all 🚕 thought 🌸 in 🐛 the 🐳 universe. 📗 👾 Leela: 📒 Wipe 🐠 out 🏀 all 🎫 thought? 🎁 My 🔋 God, 💙 they're 💛 like 📕 flying 🎄 televisions. | 2019-07-04 11:13:47 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🌽🚙🏀 What's the most beautiful place you've ever been? 🚘🌂🎁 | 2019-07-04 11:10:46 |
| 76561198211691280 | | 📗👃🎈🍇🥒🎫🏀👑🌏💄👃🌳🎁🚙👔🐠👽⚡:TongueGues They stared at them. Staring is one of the few things frogs are good at.Thinking isn't.(Wings) | 🍖🐳🌸🔋🕺😺🎍🎽📕👳🚘🌋💚🌽🎍🏓🐝🍧:skepticalMiero | 2019-07-04 10:06:51 |
| 76561198179596342 | What's the last book that you couldn't put down? >> 🐛👳🚘🏀💎 << | 2019-07-04 05:13:27 |
| 76561198211563240 | What's one choice you really regret? >> 🚕👽🎈🍇💃 << | 2019-07-04 02:59:24 |
| 76561198179424285 | --------------------------------------------------------------I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on andlicks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👃🍆💃🎍🌏👑💚💗🍖👔🐝🐊💄🍧💛🐛⛳💙🚗🚕🌳🏓🚘⚡🎁👾🌸💚🎈👽🐝🐳🕺🌂🌽🎄🔋📒🚘🌋🥗👳👹🍧🥒 | 2019-07-03 22:45:06 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🏓 Dear ... 🎄 → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 👃 ✏ 🎽 ✏ 😺 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 👾 ✏ 🥒 ✏ 💎 ✏ 🍖 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🎍 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 🕺 ✏ 🚕 ✏ 🔋 Yours truly, Cristie Kragh (the cat)👹 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084067 💙 | 2019-07-03 22:35:06 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🔋 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 💃 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 📒 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 🚘 What do you like to do on a rainy day? 📘 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🥞 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 💎 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 💄 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 🍖 ♂ 👔 ♂ 💛 | 2019-07-03 21:56:09 |
| 76561198211819232 | If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? >> 🎁💎🎍💄📒 << | 2019-07-03 21:29:02 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🍇🥞🏀 What living person, other than family members, do you most admire? 🎍🍧💚 | 2019-07-03 19:05:02 |
| 76561198179500879 | What is the best part of | | 🔋🚗🌏📀💙👹💛🌳being a part of your family? | | 👳🌏🏀📗🍆🐝🎈🚙 | 2019-07-03 18:55:57 |
| 76561198179697385 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎈 * 🥒 * 🍧 * 😺 * 🐛 * 🏀 * 🎁 * 🎽 * 👾 * 🐊 * 🌸 * 🌽 * 📀 * 🎫 * 🎄 * 🏀ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder. "That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?" "Tiny", replies the man. "Why's that?" asks the landlord. "Because he's my newt", says the man.ㅤ* The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.ㅤ* The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.👑 * 🍇 * 🌳 * 🏓 * 📗 * 🐠 * 👃 * 🚘 * 💄 * 💛 * 💙 * ⛳ * 🎍 * 🐝 * 🍆 * 💗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-07-03 18:29:11 |
| 76561198211599340 | 👹 ♧ 💛 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 🍧 ♧ 🌸 ♧ 🐛 ♧ 🌏 ♧ 📒 ♧ 🌽 ♧ 🥒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💄 ♧ 💙 ♧ 🌳 ♧ 📀 ♧ 💗 ♧ 🎽 ♧ 🚘 ♧ 😺 ♧ 🚗 ♧ 👽 A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to programin than some that do. -- Dennis M. Ritchie 💗 ♧ ⛳ ♧ 🎫 ♧ ⚡ ♧ 📗 ♧ 🐠 ♧ 👃 ♧ 💎 ♧ 🕺 ♧ 🥗 | 2019-07-03 15:39:02 |
| 76561198179842674 | ♀ 1893🌳 ♠ The🌂👳 ✭ ideal🚘🎁👽 ● brain🐟💄🌸🥒 ♧ tonic👑💎🎫🎍💛 ♪ 1900🏓🌽💙🐛🍖⛳ ☼ Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious and refreshing -- 5 cents at all soda fountains 1905 Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty -- weary -- despondent 1905 Refreshes the weary, brightens the intellect and clears the brain 1906 The drink of QUALITY 1907 Good to the last drop 1907 It satisfies the thirst and pleases the palate 1907 Refreshing as a summer breeze. Delightful as a Dip in the Sea 1908 The Drink that Cheers but does not inebriate 1917 There's a delicious freshness to the taste of Coca-Cola 1919 It satisfies thirst 1919 The taste is the test 1922 Every glass holds the answer to thirst 1922 Thirst knows no season 1925 Enjoy the sociable drink -- Coca-Cola slogans | 2019-07-03 14:38:36 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐳📕😺 When was the last time you got stuck in a rut? How did you get out of it? 🐊🌳🕺 | 2019-07-03 14:01:56 |
| 76561198211853304 | 😺 ✈ 🌂 Would it help if I got out and pushed?🌏 ✈ 🔋 -- Princess Leia Organa 🍇📕👑 | 2019-07-03 13:51:34 |
| 76561198179710665 | If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot ofrubbish into it. -- William Orton😘 After sifting through the overwritten remaining blocks of Luke's homedirectory, Luke and PDP-1 sped away from /u/lars, across the surface of theWinchester riding Luke's flying read/write head. PDP-1 had Luke stop at theedge of the cylinder overlooking /usr/spool/uucp. "Unix-to-Unix Copy Program;" said PDP-1. "You will never find a morewretched hive of bugs and flamers. We must be cautious." -- DECWARS 😩I don't want a pickle, I just wanna ride on my motorsickle.And I don't want to die, I just want to ride on my motorcy.Cle. -- Arlo Guthrie😱 "There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know yet." -Ambrose Bierce 😷 Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. 🤗 | 2019-07-03 09:26:11 |
| 76561198179575562 | | 📀🕺🌂🥗💄🌽💚👔⛳🍖🐝💎🐛🚘🏓😺🌸🌳:higu_mio 'But you ain't part of it, are you?' said Granny conversationally. 'You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people, eh? Never quite believin' anything? Thinkin' the wrong thoughts?'(Maskerade) | 👳👾📗🥞🐟📕🍆🎍🚕🎈📀🚗🚙🎽🏓🎍👔😺:NightVigilClove | 2019-07-03 08:51:11 |
| 76561198211557460 | 👳🍧🥒🍖🐳 - ✣ ❀ ❖ ✦ ღ ✲ ☆ ↕ ♪ ✔ ❉ ✈ ❁ ✰ ✿ ♀ ✧ ✖ ☂ ❄🐊💄⚡💚🍧 - Do you believe in magic? 💃👳🎁💙📕 - ㅤㅤ When have you felt it? 🎄📘🌸🔋🌽 - ❄ ☂ ✖ ✧ ♀ ✿ ✰ ❁ ✈ ❉ ✔ ♪ ↕ ☆ ✲ ღ ✦ ❖ ❀ ✣ | 2019-07-03 07:56:09 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🌳🕺💛 Performance review for 🌂🚙👾 Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, always manages to get the best deal. Always contributes vigorously to the efforts of the team, whether as a leader or a team member. Understands own weaknesses ond others' strengths and goes to the right people for help. Sympathetically helps others to address their weaknesses. 🏓 + 👳 = 🔋 | 2019-07-03 07:44:11 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🚘⚡🚙 Performance review for 🏓🍖👾 Good at organizing own work and usually finishes priority tasks on time, but there is less evidence of organizing the work of the team. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people expertly to forecast outcomes with at least 90% accuracy. Others trust their judgement because the choices have usually been good. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. 🌽 + 👽 = 👹 | 2019-07-03 04:51:07 |
| 76561198211794508 | Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."🤣Calm down, it's *____only* ones and zeroes.😷The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the successof the barbecue.😩 Decemba, n: The 12th month of the year.erra, n: A mistake.faa, n: To, from, or at considerable distance.Linder, n: A female name.memba, n: To recall to the mind; think of again.New Hampsha, n: A state in the northeast United States.New Yaak, n: Another state in the northeast United States.Novemba, n: The 11th month of the year.Octoba, n: The 10th month of the year.ova, n: Location above or across a specified position. What the season is when the Knicks quit playing. -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary 🤑 This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot,For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not. -- A. E. Housman 🤓 | 2019-07-03 04:33:09 |
| 76561198179618386 | Do you believe in fate? >> 🎄🚗👳🕺💄 << | 2019-07-03 01:38:05 |
| 76561198211741980 | ● I👑 ✯ don't🐊👹 ♂ have📘🎁🚙 ♡ an🕺🌋🐛📒 ♫ eating🏀🎫🐳🔋🌽 ♂ problem.🌸🌳👾📀🍖🎈 ✧ I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem. | 2019-07-03 01:37:10 |
| 76561198179814253 | [Lois' 🚙 sister 🐳 is 🐠 in 📀 labor] 🚘 Peter: 👳 It 🌸 looks 🐛 like 🎄 Carol's 💎 blowing 👑 a 📕 bubble. 🚕 Lois: 🎍 That's 🐟 the 💗 head. 🎈 Carol, 🎄 push. 🌏 Push. 👃 Peter: 🎍 I 💛 am. 💙 It 🚗 won't 🏓 go 🍆 back 🚕 in. | 2019-07-03 01:18:07 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🎽 ♣ 💚 ♣ 🌋 ♣ 👑 ♣ 🐳 ♣ 📗 ♣ 💄 ♣ 👳 ♣ 👽 ♣ 🚕 ♣ 🍆 ♣ 🏀 ♣ 🎫 ♣ 🐠 Mulder: Go ahead.Scully: No, you go ahead.Mulder: No, no. Be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex. (Scully snaps on rubber gloves)Mulder: This may not be any time to mention it, but somebody is wearing my favourite perfume. "The X-Files: Syzygy"(over phone to M & S) Modell: Are you two just going to sitthere all night? ... You and your pretty partner seem awfullyclose. Do you work well together? "The X-Files: Pusher"🌽 ♣ 🥒 ♣ 🚗 ♣ 🐟 ♣ 🥗 ♣ 👃 ♣ 🎈 ♣ 💛 ♣ 💙 ♣ 🐛 ♣ 🐝 ♣ 👹 ♣ 🚙 ♣ 🌏 | 2019-07-02 19:29:56 |
| 76561198179695038 | Do you have any habits you wish you could erase? >> 🚕⛳🍧🐠👃 << | 2019-07-02 18:22:57 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💙📕🚕|🔋💚🎫| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📒💃🍧|Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is?A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh... wut | 2019-07-02 17:19:51 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🌂 Dear ... 🚕 → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 🎍 ☢ 🕺 ☢ 🥞 ☢ 🍖 ☢ 🚙 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 💛 ☢ 💃 ☢ 👽 ☢ 🍆 ☢ 🌳 ☢ 👔 ☢ 👹 ☢ 😺 ☢ ⚡ Yours truly, Gianna Whaite (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167019237 🚗 | 2019-07-02 16:57:50 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🚕🌂🍧🥒💙🥞💃🔋🏀🐝 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💚🌏🌽🎄🌸🚘⛳🐠👔⚡ » running your river ✪ » I discovered your princes ❦ » beside your luggage ✖ 🌳📕🐟🎁📗📘🌋📀🐳🎍 » ouch the breaking taught! ❉ » ouch! fie! peeking peeking trick. ☎ » Brazil walks aptly ♫ 🚗👑🎫🏀🥗💛🚙🕺🌸😺 » into the sugar, ● » Mexico and Alice cheat. ✲ » Japan starts leaving. ✯ 💗🐝🎄🍆📀🍇📗💄💚👾 | 2019-07-02 16:50:50 |
| 76561198179603631 | What's one thing you're deeply proud of | | 🚗🐊🍆🚕💙👽👃🐠— but would never put on your résumé? | | 🐳🏓👳👽💙🐊👑💃 | 2019-07-02 15:09:42 |
| 76561198179762074 | ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👔 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👽The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,and sixth years. ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🏓The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. -- Charles Pierce ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎄 | 2019-07-02 13:21:41 |
| 76561198211557460 | ☣ I🥞 ☁ don't🍖⛳ ♧ believe🍇💚👳 ✯ there👔💃🥗🎽 ❂ really🎁🚗🌏🏓📗 ☎ IS👑💚🌂📘📒🚕 ● a👽🌸🍆🎽🌽🌋🌳 ❦ GAS👹🐛🕺💛💄🐳📗😺 ✔ SHORTAGE..🎄🐝🍧🎈📀🥗🎫📕🏀 ♀ I think it's all just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!! | 2019-07-02 13:20:42 |
| 76561198179500879 | 💃🎍👳 Performance review for 🍆👾🌳 Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. Has produced several plans, ideas, products and methods in the last six months. But generally they've been more of the same – not bursting with freshness and originality. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. 🍖 + 📀 = 🥒 | 2019-07-02 13:09:40 |
| 76561198211819232 | 💛 -- 🐊 -- 🐠 -- 🐟 -- ⛳ -- 👑 -- 👔 -- 🚗 -- 👃 -- 👽 -- 🎫 -- 🏓 -- 📗 -- 🌋 -- 🍇 Shift to the left,Shift to the right,Mask in, mask out,BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp! cries sheWith silent lips. Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me... -- Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus"Just machines to make big decisions,Programmed by men for compassion and vision,We'll be cle 🚕 -- 🌂 -- 🐳 -- 📒 -- 🎄 -- 🍧 -- 💄 -- 😺 -- 🌳 -- 📀 -- 🌳 -- 📘 -- 🏀 -- 💃 -- 🎽 | 2019-07-02 11:59:35 |
| 76561198179633358 | ¤ Life🎍 ✯ is💎🥞 ♪ too🌂🥗🐳 ☎ short🌋🌽🐛🐟 ✭ to💛🌋🎄📕👳 ✏ stuff🍧🎫💗⚡⛳🚙 ✥ a mushroom. -- Storm Jameson | 2019-07-02 10:37:33 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🎄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📕 🕺 ⚡ 🐛 🎈 🍆 🎁 💚 💎 🚕 👹 🐟 🚙 💗 👳 🥒 🚘Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I gotstarted one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray." I will not drink!But if I do...I will not get drunk!But if I do...I will not in public!But if I do...I will not fall down!But if I do...I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge. 💃 📀 🐳 📒 🌸 🔋 💄 🎍 💙 🌽 🌋 👃 🎫 ⛳ 🐠 🍇 | 2019-07-02 05:55:40 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🐠📗🍇💛👽 - ✭ ✏ ✰ ✫ ¤ ✧ ♫ ٿ ♠ ☻ ღ ❂ ❀ ß ❃ ☁ ✱ ❦ ☼ ♡👃🐟👹🌳👾 - If you could change something about 🏀🌽🥞📕🐛 - ㅤㅤ the world, what would it be & why? 📘🚕🍖🐊🚘 - ♡ ☼ ❦ ✱ ☁ ❃ ß ❀ ❂ ღ ☻ ♠ ٿ ♫ ✧ ¤ ✫ ✰ ✏ ✭ | 2019-07-02 04:37:25 |
| 76561198211599340 | ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎫Without love intelligence is dangerous;without intelligence love is not enough. -- Ashley Montagu ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥒A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutualstoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous. ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐟 | 2019-07-02 02:27:36 |
| 76561198179819778 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌳 * 🍖 * 😺 * 🍆 * 👑 * 🚗 * 🔋 * 🐳 * 🚙 * 🎫 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 💄 * 🥞 * 🥗 * 💙ㅤ* Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.ㅤ* A cowboy walked into a bar, dressed entirely in paper. It wasn't long before he was arrested for rustling.ㅤ* Anyone who says an onion is the only vegetable that will make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.🎽 * 🌂 * 🎍 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 🌽 * 🏀 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 🐛 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 👾 * 🎄 * 😺 * 💗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-07-02 02:03:26 |
| _133 | Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,for they shall be know as Dentists. 😬 It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now. 😭 "It's got three keyboards and a hundred extra knobs, including twelve with'?' on them." -- The Unseen University Organ, as designed by B. S. Johnson (Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms) 🤥A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importanceof turning around three times before lying down. -- Robert Benchley🤧 It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of findinga sickness you like. -- Jackie Mason 😪 QOTD: "What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call "baring your neck." 😷He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser. -- Friedrich Nietzsche😫 | 2019-07-02 01:38:23 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🌳🏀👃 If you could ask the President one question, what would it be? 💎👔🔋 | 2019-07-02 01:05:19 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🎫 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🎄 📒 💛 🍇 🚙 💗 🐠 👃 🥒 🍧 💃 🎍 ⚡ 👔 👳 📗... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. -- J. B. White There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better. 🐟 🚗 🍆 🚕 🥗 👹 👾 🌽 ⛳ 🌸 🍖 💙 🐊 📀 🌋 🚘 | 2019-07-01 22:20:14 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🎽🏀 👾🐠🥒🐝 wow* 🍧🍖👽🚕 CUT LOOSE. ✦ß♡♦👃🔋🌸 everyone assumes you are going fancy this stuff! ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ô¿ô ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 📗⚡ | 2019-07-01 22:16:13 |
| Whey | Have a great week | 2019-07-01 22:06:16 |
| 76561198179589975 | | 💄🎄⚡🕺🔋🌋🚕🌏📒👾🥗🌸💃🚙😺💎🐠👑:kolyazare History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it.(Mort) | 💎🔋🥗🌏💗👳🚘🌽🚗⛳🥒🐝🎈📘📀🍇🐛🏀:uplu | 2019-07-01 22:02:14 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🐛 ✰ 📀 I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.🍖 ✰ 👾 -- David Bowie 💛🎍💗 | 2019-07-01 21:34:16 |
| 76561198179804107 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚘 * 📕 * ⚡ * 👽 * 💛 * ⛳ * 👔 * 🐠 * 👳 * 🐊 * 🍇 * 🎈 * 🌂 * 👃 * 🎽 * 🔋ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please." "No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..." "Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."ㅤ* I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.ㅤ* Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.💚 * 🍖 * 🚕 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 💃 * 🚘 * 🥗 * 🕺 * 💗 * 🎁 * ⛳ * 👹 * 💎 * 📀 * 🎄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-07-01 16:03:12 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🎍🎁👹|👾🥒🚕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💄🍇🌸|Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"A: A ball point carrot. idk | 2019-07-01 15:07:45 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🥗🎽🌸 Performance review for 🎁🔋💛 A self-starter – someone who always finds out the right thing to do and gets on with the job. If a manager has given no guidance will still take appropriate action. If the required tools are unavailable, they is able to improvise. Late on fewer than 3 occasions in 6 months. Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. responds well when put under pressure – but prefers not to be pressurized all the time. 💎 + 🐠 = 💃 | 2019-07-01 13:13:31 |
| 76561198211670820 | | 🥒🐳📕📀🍆🎈💛🚙🌸🥗😺💙🐊👳🚘🚗🍧🚕:elf_arche People came to Ankh-Morpork to seek their fortune. Unfortunately, otherpeople sought it too.(Soul Music) | 🔋👹💚💎🐠📒🎍🐳🌽🌂👹🎄🎫🐝👾🎁👽💗:kolyazare | 2019-07-01 09:59:24 |
| HowYouFeelingxd | Looking for a friend lol | 2019-07-01 05:30:01 |
| 76561198179863334 | ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📒Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again. ♥ 👔 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 😺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💙 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👳"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'" ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐛 | 2019-07-01 03:01:09 |
| 76561198179424285 | Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods. 😭He had a unique stride: it looked as though his body was being draggedforward and his legs had to flail around underneath it, landing whereverthey could find room. It wasn't so much a walk as a collapse, indefinitelypostponed.(Maskerade)😩An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.A pessimist is a married optimist.🤑 Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?"Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate." -- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury" 😍 Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands lookingfor girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan McKay 😶 Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. 😚You will get what you deserve.🤤Keep cool, but don't freeze. -- Hellman's Mayonnaise🤒 | 2019-07-01 00:03:09 |
| 76561198179639682 | It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may bemost happily married and continue in that state with the utmost contentment,it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been struck stone-blind. -- H. Warner Munn 😱I for one cannot protest the recent M.T.A. fare hike and theaccompanying promises that this would in no way improve service. Forthe transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages thatcan't be measured in monetary terms. Personally, I feel that it is well worth 75 cents or even $1 tohave that unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late to anything: "I cameby subway." Those four words have such magic in them that if Godotshould someday show up and mumble them, any audience would instantlyunderstand his long delay.😲"Ibid you already know." -- More Discworld philosophers (Terry Pratchett, Pyramids)🙁 | 2019-06-30 19:59:48 |
| 76561198179633358 | 💚 -- 🚗 -- 🚕 -- 🐳 -- 🔋 -- 🍇 -- 🥞 -- 📕 -- 📒 -- 🍧 -- 🌂 -- 👽 -- 💃 -- 🐊 -- 👾 If I could read your mind, love,What a tale your thoughts could tell,Just like a paperback novel,The kind the drugstore sells,When you reach the part where the heartaches come,The hero would be me,Heroes often fail,You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take.I walk away, like a movie star,Who gets burned in a three way script,Enter number two,A movie queen to play the sceneOf bringing all the good thi 😺 -- ⛳ -- 🍖 -- 👑 -- 💎 -- 🌽 -- 🚘 -- 🌋 -- 🎍 -- 🍆 -- 🏀 -- 💛 -- 🥗 -- 📘 -- 🎍 | 2019-06-30 17:41:04 |
| Roasted | understandable | 2019-06-30 15:30:27 |
| Roasted | Chief | 2019-06-30 11:53:34 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🐠💎⚡📗🍇📀🌳💃🍆🏀💚👳🐛🎽📒River: (looking at Jayne) "She's a liar."Jayne: "That don't exactly set her apart from the rest of us. And theplunder sounds fun enough."River: "She's a liar and no good will come of her."Jayne: "Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain't to be trusted."River: "Jayne is a girl's name."Jayne: "She starts on that 'girl's name' thing, I'm gonna show her good an'all I got man parts."Simon: "I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just notcoming."🏓📀🌏🌋🥒👾🐝💗🚙📘👹🎍👳🐊😺 | 2019-06-30 09:30:36 |
| 76561198211557460 | ⚡💗💚🎽📘🌳🌋👃🍆⛳ Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎈👳💙🚗🔋🥞💚🌸📘📒 » capturing my book, ❦ » Sweden attached my elbows ✖ » throughout my water ♪ 👑🏓🕺🥗🎽🏀📒📗💄🍇 » ouch the breaking played! ☁ » Oh! hark! weaving running shoe. ☺ » Japan starts strangely ❀ 🐛⚡🚘💃🎍🚕🌳🐟👹🥞 » false lounges pondered. ♠ » tired lounges rejoiced brightly ♡ » dark crayons confessed ☻ 🚗👑🥒🎫🚙🌸💎😺👔👃 | 2019-06-30 09:14:42 |
| 76561198211879112 | I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like lessthan half of you half as well as you deserve. -- J. R. R. Tolkien 😲 Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts. 😴I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf🤐In general, if you think something isn't in Perl, try it out, because itusually is. :-) -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>😗 I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It'sgenerally a better bet. There's more pressure on a vet to get it right.People say "it was god's will" when granny dies, but they get *angry* whenthey lose a cow.(alt.fan.pratchett) 🤤 If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet. 😪 Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. -- Francis Bacon 🤓 | 2019-06-30 09:10:35 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | → You have an unusual understanding of... → ...the problems of human relationships. → Lucky Numbers: → 85,93,81 | 2019-06-30 08:19:40 |
| nobody_move | Happy weekend ;3 (my mission complete- 20k comments ) | 2019-06-30 06:29:41 |
| 76561198179709777 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💎 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 👑 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 🚙 * 🎈 * ⛳ * 🐠 * ⚡ * 🎽 * 🎄 * 🍧 * 💄 * 😺ㅤ* Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?ㅤ* To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.ㅤ* Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.🌏 * 🎍 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 🌳 * 👹 * 👔 * 🌽 * 🥒 * 🐝 * 🚗 * 🍇 * 🏓 * 💛 * 🐳 * 🔋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-06-30 05:56:32 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🌂 ✴ 🚕 ✴ 👽 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 🐳 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 📒 ✴ 🎄 ✴ 🌸 ✴ 📘 ✴ 🎍 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🚗 ✴ ⚡ Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. "The X-Files: Wetwired"Cancerman: Nothing vanishes without a trace... Burn it! "The X-Files: Anasazi"💎 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 💛 ✴ 💙 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 🏀 ✴ 📀 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 🌸 ✴ 😺 | 2019-06-30 04:05:29 |
| 76561198179509657 | 👳🎄💄 If you had to leave earth on a spaceship and take 4 friends with you, who would they be? 🎫🍆🏀 | 2019-06-30 03:55:29 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🌂💙 🐛🎁📒💄 cut loose. ♫✰ everyone expects you will fancy your game, 🚘 👽⚡ | 2019-06-30 02:40:20 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👔👹🚙📒🌳😺🏓💙🌸🐳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👑🎍🍖🐝💚🐳🥒👃🍆🎈 » hand loiter to him ✲ » I challenged and measured more ★ » I asked furniture ☺ 🐛🥞🌸📘📗💄⚡🍇📀👽 » beside the clothing, ✿ » Mexico and Paris play. ☼ » Belgium starts peeking. ♀ 🎽👹🌋🌏🐊🌽🎫📕🎁🎄 » balancing my limb, ✳ » Denmark pondered my princes ღ » under my sugar ٿ 💛🚙🏀👔👳🐠👾👽👳💃 | 2019-06-30 02:18:20 |
| 76561198179509657 | 📀 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 👳 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🎍 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 💄 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 💚 Scully: What's going on here Mulder?Mulder: Something cosmic. "The X-Files: Syzygy"Kristin: (looking at Scully's gold cross on a chain around Mulder's neck) Are you trying to ward me off?Mulder: It's from someone I lost. (Scully)Kristin: (sincerely) Well, I hope you find her. "The X-Files: 3"🎽 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 🥞 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 👾 ♫ 📘 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🐊 | 2019-06-29 16:45:19 |
| _133 | Dr. 🚗 Zoidberg: 💛 "Talk 🐊 to 🍆 the 💚 claw." 🍖 Bender: 😺 "Bite 👔 my 💃 collosal 🍇 metal 📒 ass." | 2019-06-29 14:05:13 |
| Jeoff | -rep she is big noob | 2019-06-29 13:33:47 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🎽 Dear ... 🚙 → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] 🌂 ❋ 👃 ❋ 🐝 ❋ 🐛 ❋ 🍖 ❋ 🍧 ❋ 👹 ❋ 🥞 ❋ 💎 ❋ 🐊 ❋ 🐠 ❋ 🎍 ❋ 💛 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 👳 Yours truly, Renato Hawkes (the cat)💗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084005 🌳 | 2019-06-29 13:07:06 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🌏 ♫ 📕 Smile! You're on Candid Camera. 💚🐝🍖 | 2019-06-28 22:55:36 |
| | I wish you the best in the world, you are a wonderful person | 2019-06-28 17:30:52 |
| 76561198179860286 | Do you have any secret untapped passions? >> 🌋🐟📀🐛🌽 << | 2019-06-28 16:51:43 |
| 76561198179782901 | --------------------------------------------------------------But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!We have phasers, I vote we blast 'em! -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.2--------------------------------------------------------------🎍🐟🌽🌋🎄🥞🐠📘🍖👔💛🥒👳👽🚗🍧🚙⚡🏀🎫🌂📀💎🐛🐝🎽💄💚🎈💛🐊🕺🏓😺🚘🐛🎁👽📕🕺🥗🌏🐝🍖🚗 | 2019-06-28 16:26:40 |
| 76561198179424285 | [during 📒 a 🥒 fishing 🎈 trip] 🎽 Peter: 🎍 Man, 💗 some 🚘 trip 🌽 this 👔 turned 👑 out 👹 to 🔋 be. 📗 All 🌂 we 👑 caught 🍇 is 🍖 a 🎄 tire, 🍧 a 😺 boot, 👃 a 🏓 tin 👾 can 🐛 and 📘 this 👽 book 🌸 of 🥞 clichés. | 2019-06-28 11:30:33 |
| 76561198179803382 | Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands lookingfor girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan McKay 🤕 Therefore it is necessary to learn how not to be good, and to usethis knowledge and not use it, according to the necessity of the cause. -- Machiavelli 😙 (...) perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren't also dangerous, just because reading them didn't make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader's brain.(Soul Music) 🙁"...Local prohibitions cannot block advances in military and commercial technology... Democratic movements for local restraint can only restrain the world's democracies, not the world as a whole."-- K. Eric Drexler🤣 | 2019-06-28 11:01:41 |
| correia | I hope u have a good day! | 2019-06-28 10:47:16 |
| 76561198211557460 | 👾🌂🎍 Do you have a morning ritual? 👃🚙🐟 | 2019-06-28 10:31:25 |
| | Have nice day | 2019-06-28 10:04:47 |
| _25 | Fry: 🎈 Leela, 🚙 Bender, 📒 we're 🎽 going 📕 grave-robbing. 🌽 Bender: 🐟 I'll 🥒 get 🥞 my 🎫 kit! | 2019-06-28 00:20:08 |
| _80 | Peter: 🍧 I 🚗 haven't 🎁 cleaned 🥒 since 💄 Bounty 🌽 dropped 📘 me 👽 as 💛 their 💙 spokesman. 🎈 [flashback] 🎄 Peter: ⚡ So 🎽 Rosie, 🌋 I ⛳ just 🏓 spilled 🎫 this 📗 glass 📀 of 🚙 warm 🚘 yellow 👹 liquid 👑 on 🎄 the 🌽 counter 📕 and 🍇 you're 👔 telling 🌳 me 💗 that 🐝 Bounty 💚 can 👃 pick 🍆 it 🏀 up 🐠 in 📘 five 💛 seconds? 🥒 Spokesperson: 💎 What 🥗 the 😺 hell 🌸 is 🌂 that? 🔋 Peter: 🐟 Five 🥞 seconds... 💃 Spokesperson: ⚡ Is 🐳 that? 🐊 Peter: 💗 Four 👾 seconds... 👽 Spokesperson: 📒 It 🎁 smells 💄 like... 🕺 Peter: 🎍 Three 🍧 seconds... 👳 Spokesperon: 💃 That's... 🐛 Peter: 🌏 CLEAN 💚 MY 🚕 PEE. | 2019-06-27 22:51:07 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ | 2019-06-27 22:13:08 |
| _208 | 👹 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 💄 What's the worst piece of advice you've ever been given? 💗 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 📀 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 👳 | 2019-06-27 18:35:08 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🌋 ☆ 🕺 ☆ 👑 ☆ 👽 ☆ 💙 ☆ 🐠 ☆ 🔋 ☆ 💛 ☆ 💚 ☆ 🐝ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏀 ☆ 🍆 ☆ 🎁 ☆ 🍧 ☆ 🚗 ☆ 🐛 ☆ ⛳ ☆ 🥞 ☆ 🎫 ☆ 🏓 You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language ofsupercomputers. -- Steven Feiner 📒 ☆ 📘 ☆ 🥒 ☆ 💗 ☆ 👹 ☆ 👃 ☆ 🎄 ☆ 🚘 ☆ 🎍 ☆ 🐟 | 2019-06-27 14:47:43 |
| MR DEVIL | Hi | 2019-06-27 14:19:46 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🐛 ☼ 👃 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 💃 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 💎 ☼ 🌽 ☼ 🚙 ☼ 📕 ☼ 🎫ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📒 ☼ 🥒 ☼ 🌏 ☼ 🐝 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🎈 ☼ 🌳 ☼ 😺 ☼ 🐟 E Pluribus Unix 🎁 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 💙 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🚗 ☼ 🥗 | 2019-06-27 14:02:47 |
| 76561198179634866 | ♪ Vegetarians🏀 ✿ beware!💎🔋 ✶ You💛📀🌸 ❄ are🎄💙🌂🚕 ☼ what🎍🚘🥞🏓🐊 ✴ you🎫🚗👃🥒🎽💄 ღ eat. | 2019-06-27 13:46:46 |
| 76561198179517018 | Fry: 📗 Ah, 🎁 the 🌂 Breakfast 🕺 Club 🐳 soundtrack. 💄 Man, 🎍 I 🌽 can't 💎 wait 🍖 until 😺 I'm 🥒 old 📒 🏓 enough 🐟 to 👽 feel 👳 ways 🌸 about 🥗 stuff. | 2019-06-27 11:04:06 |
| 76561198179634913 | Brian: 👹 [appalled 🌳 by 🚘 the 👳 students 🌏 being 💚 stupid] 👃 I've 📕 never 📀 seen 🐠 anyone 🥒 be 🕺 this 💙 stupid 🚕 since 💄 Peter 👽 took 💎 a 📗 blow 🌋 to 🥞 the ⚡ head 🌸 and 🎽 thought 🐊 he 💗 was 🐟 Larry 🔋 from 🎁 Three's 🌽 Company! 🎄 Peter: 🚗 Jack, 👾 the 😺 blondes 💃 in 🐛 the 🍇 other 🍖 apartment 📘 complex 📒 are 🌳 at 💛 my ⛳ hot 🍧 tub 🎈 party! 🎍 Brian: 👑 What 🌂 are 👔 you 🌂 talking 💛 about? 🚙 Peter: 👾 Don't 🥞 worry, 🥗 I'll 💃 make 💎 sure 😺 Mr. 🚙 Roper 🎫 still 🍖 thinks 💗 your 🐝 a-weeeeeeeeeeeeee-ooou 🐳 [makes 👽 a 🍧 gay 📒 pose] | 2019-06-27 09:07:51 |
| 76561198179509657 | If you could be an Olympic athlete, in what sport would you compete? >> 🍧😺💃⛳👽 << | 2019-06-27 07:16:50 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🌸💛🚙 Performance review for 📘📕🥗 They will always try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. However, may sometimes complain about the extra load. Always contributes vigorously to the efforts of the team, whether as a leader or a team member. Understands own weaknesses ond others' strengths and goes to the right people for help. Sympathetically helps others to address their weaknesses. copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. still needs to learn the job better and required supervisor's assistance regularly. Provided supervisor help is close at hand, performs the job well. 👔 + ⚡ = 💎 | 2019-06-27 01:58:44 |
| 76561198179847314 | --------------------------------------------------------------Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. -- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3There is an order of things in this universe. -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1--------------------------------------------------------------🎁🍇🌂🐛💛🏓🕺📗🎈👑🥒💎📕👽🚘🚕🎍🌏💗😺⛳💙🥞🌂🚙🌽🏀👾🍆🐝🔋💃📒👹🎽🥗💗👳🐊🍇👃🏓🌳👾🎫 | 2019-06-27 00:26:35 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌏🎈👽😺🎄 - ¤ ☺ ♀ ✿ ღ ✧ ✫ ♂ ✥ ☣ ✩ ❁ ♪ ✪ ♠ ☼ ★ ♧ ✏ ♣💗🍆👳📘💛 - Would you rather be the most popular kid 🏀💚💄🚕🐟 - ㅤㅤ in school or the smartest kid in school? 🐊🎍👑🐟🐠 - ♣ ✏ ♧ ★ ☼ ♠ ✪ ♪ ❁ ✩ ☣ ✥ ♂ ✫ ✧ ღ ✿ ♀ ☺ ¤ | 2019-06-26 22:40:33 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🏀⛳🥞🕺🎍 |What do you value most: free| 🚕💙🌸🐝📗🎽🌂🐛🍇💃🌽🍖👃 |time, recognition, or money?| 💎🚙🚗🐳😺🔋📗💛 | 2019-06-26 21:05:34 |
| | Have a good week | 2019-06-26 18:35:35 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🥞 🏓 🚘 📗 🎍 👑 🚗 🐳 🎽 ⚡🎄 [] 💄 🌳 👾 🐠 💛 💚 📕 💙 👃 🐝 🌂If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't carenothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- CalvinHobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!🥗 🕺 🎁 📘 🏀 👽 🚘 🚕 🌋 🐊 | 2019-06-26 15:44:29 |
| 76561198179809977 | --------------------------------------------------------------Vulcans never bluff. -- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", stardate 4202.1I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9--------------------------------------------------------------📗📒💗🍆🥒📘🐝🌸🎄🐟⚡💄👃🍧🐛🌋🎈🎽⛳😺📀🌳🌂🎫🥗👾👳🚗👹💎🥞👽💃👑🐊🕺💗🌏🎁🎍🌋💛🎄🚘🐠 | 2019-06-26 14:45:26 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🍧 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 💃 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 🐛 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🍆 What's the most rebellious thing you did growing up? 🍇 ♀ 📀 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🌸 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 👹 | 2019-06-26 11:33:58 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🐠 ↕ 🥞 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! 🌳👾🎄 | 2019-06-26 11:24:58 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | Ku | 2019-06-26 11:08:59 |
| 76561198179634866 | ✦ Now🐛 ☼ my🌂🐟 ☼ EMOTIONAL🎁👔🔋 ♂ RESOURCES🌸👳🏀🕺 ✴ are📀🐊💚💛🎫 ٿ heavily📕😺🎍📕📘👾 ♀ committed🥒🍖⚡🍆👃👽🚗 ✰ to🚕👹🍆📗🎁🐠🥗🍇 ✳ 23%🐛💎💗👑💄🐳🐝🎍🌳 ♧ of the SMELTING and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!! | 2019-06-26 08:00:41 |
| 76561198211562428 | Niblonian: 🍧 They 🚕 travel 👽 from 💗 world 📕 to 🍆 world 💚 making 👑 everyone 🐠 stupid 👳 in 🥒 🎫 order 🚘 to 🎈 wipe 📒 out ⛳ all 🚙 thought 🌂 in 🕺 the 💛 universe. 🐝 💃 Leela: 🐛 Wipe 💎 out 🥗 all 🎽 thought? 👹 My 🌽 God, 👔 they're 🌳 like ⚡ flying 🌋 televisions. | 2019-06-26 06:23:50 |
| 76561198179709777 | Do you believe that people deserve to be happy? >> 🕺🌽🎄💃🍆 << | 2019-06-26 06:06:37 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👑 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌸 🔋 🚘 👳 🐳 🏀 🌳 👑 🚗 🍧 🥗 🎈 📒 🎍 🐟 🐠 💙Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach: How about a beer, Norm?Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life. -- Cheers, No Help WantedCoach: How's a beer sound, Norm?Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in. -- Cheers, Fortune and Men's WeightsShow respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. 🥒 👃 🚕 🍧 🌋 🎄 🎫 🚙 🥞 🏓 👹 🎽 ⛳ 😺 💙 💚 | 2019-06-26 05:56:41 |
| 76561198179608271 | "I 🍧 love 🥗 every 💗 living 💛 creature." 🏀 -Leela 💎 "Even 📗 me?" 😺 -Fry 👑 "As 🎽 a 🌳 friend." 🌋 -Leela | 2019-06-26 05:38:46 |
| 76561198179518505 | 📗 Dear ... 🐟 → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. ⚡ ✳ 🌸 ✳ 👃 ✳ 🌏 ✳ 🥒 ✳ 💃 ✳ 🕺 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 🎈 ✳ 🐛 ✳ 🚙 ✳ 👑 ✳ 📘 ✳ 🚗 ✳ 👹 Yours truly, Gwenn Rocks (the cat)🍇 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095734 👳 | 2019-06-26 04:46:35 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌸📗🐳 Performance review for 💛🚘💃 Has produced several plans, ideas, products and methods in the last six months. But generally they've been more of the same – not bursting with freshness and originality. Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. 👽 + 🥞 = 🌳 | 2019-06-26 03:59:35 |
| 76561198211879112 | "Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows."-- Robert G. Ingersoll 😚 Bender: Life is hilariously cruel. 🤥 The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain itseems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through thefear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through strivingafter rational knowledge.- Albert Einstein 😪 If she had not been cupric in her ions,Her shape ovoidal,Their romance might have flourished.But he built tetrahedral in his shape,His ions ferric,Love could not help but die,Uncatylised, inert, and undernourished. 😗 The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes ... Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet! Youmaniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Homer 🤗 | 2019-06-26 03:52:31 |
| 76561198211754472 | 👑🚗🐟🌳🔋🍇😺🍖👳💃🎍💙💗📘🎄Simon: "My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."📒🕺🏀🥗📀🎍🎁👾🐠🌂🐛🚘👳🐝🍆 | 2019-06-26 01:36:20 |
| 76561198179635013 | Who is the last person that deeply | | 🌋🚘📀🥒👳💚🐳📕disappointed you? (What happened?) | | 🐝🌂💙🐊👹🌽🍆🔋 | 2019-06-26 00:51:19 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌸 -- 📘 -- 💚 -- 🐝 -- 🎫 -- 🚗 -- 🎁 -- 🥗 -- 🍖 -- 👔 -- 😺 -- 📗 -- 🚙 -- 📕 -- 💙 How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink FloydThinks't thou existence doth depend on time?It doth; but actions are our epochs; mineHave made my days and nights imperishable,Endless, and all alike, as sands on the shore,Innumerable atoms; and one desert,Barren and cold, on which the wild waves break,But nothing rests, save carcasses and wrecks,Rocks, and the salt-surf weeds of bitterness.Well, we're big rock si 🥞 -- 💄 -- 🐛 -- 📒 -- 🍇 -- 👹 -- 🐟 -- 🎍 -- 👃 -- 🎽 -- 🎈 -- 🐊 -- 👑 -- 💚 -- 🌋 | 2019-06-25 23:18:16 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🐳 Dear ... 🚗 → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! 📀 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 📒 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 👹 ✿ 😺 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🍆 Yours truly, Charissa Krysiak (the cat)🐝 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167030978 📗 | 2019-06-25 22:55:35 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👹 Dear ... 🎫 → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. 📒 ✤ 🌳 ✤ 👾 ✤ 🥞 ✤ 🌋 ✤ 🎍 ✤ 📘 ✤ 📗 ✤ 😺 ✤ 🍖 ✤ 🎽 ✤ 🐊 ✤ 📒 ✤ 📕 ✤ 🌽 Yours truly, Alex Croke (the cat)💗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167060717 🍇 | 2019-06-25 21:35:34 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🔋📒🏓🎽👾🎍🚕🏀🎫🐝🎄🚗💄📀🍆🥗🚘⛳⚡🌋🚙💎👹👑💃💚🚕🍧🐝🍖 HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 2proof by cumbersome notation: Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.proof by exhaustion: An issueor two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful.proof by omission: 'The reader may easily supply the details' 'The other 253 cases are analogous' '...' 🥒💙🌂🐊🥞🌏🌽🌳🐳🐠🎁🌸🐛👔👃🎈🔋🐟🕺⛳📕📀💛💗📘🚙📘📗🏓👳 | 2019-06-25 21:02:34 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🏓👑🥒|🕺💚🌽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌸🌏📘|Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable!Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?A: Yes, up to isomorphism!Q: What is a compact city?A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen! -- Peter Lax wut | 2019-06-25 19:26:32 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🏀🐟📒⛳👾 - ♣ ★ ☣ ♪ ☆ ✴ ✔ ❄ ☼ ♂ ✖ ✧ ✰ ❖ ¤ ✿ ✫ ☁ ✲ ❀📀🥗🌂🐊🥞 - Who was your worst 🎽🐠🕺🌋🚙 - ㅤㅤ teacher? Why? 💛⚡🚘💚💃 - ❀ ✲ ☁ ✫ ✿ ¤ ❖ ✰ ✧ ✖ ♂ ☼ ❄ ✔ ✴ ☆ ♪ ☣ ★ ♣ | 2019-06-25 15:02:14 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🐟💛🥗|💗👽🚕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎈🚘🎍|Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?A: Diyathinkhesaurus.Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex. idk | 2019-06-25 14:58:16 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🐟 🐛 🌸 🎁 🌽 💄 🌳 🐳 🍆 👑🥗 [] 🚗 🐝 📘 📗 💗 💎 👃 🐠 🥒 🎍 🌏How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- CalvinFor your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just getused to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a freecountry! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how Iam - Take it or leave it! -- CalvinI imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend themagnitude of it. -- Calvin🏓 🚕 ⛳ 🌂 🍧 🎁 🥞 📕 👽 🍇 | 2019-06-25 09:35:01 |
| 76561198179603631 | | 📀🎄🎽🚗🚕🚘👹💚🎍💎😺📕👽💙🌽🌸💛🕺:svhyuk 'Are you Death?'IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE.(The Fifth Elephant) | 💃🔋⚡🍖🐊🎫🌂🥗👾📀🏓🥞🐛🎽👳🐠💚👔:odel | 2019-06-25 08:35:50 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👹🚘👑|🚙🥞👽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💗🍇🕺|Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change. idk | 2019-06-25 08:01:50 |
| 76561198179634866 | Glen 🚕 Quagmire: 🎫 Baby, 💗 if 👽 I ⚡ could 🎍 rearrange 🕺 the 🐠 alphabet, 🐊 I'd 📘 put 🎈 'U' 👃 and 🚙 'I' 🥞 together. | 2019-06-25 07:40:48 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👃 ✰ 🎍 ✰ 🍇 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🎈 ✰ 🌽 ✰ 👽 ✰ 📘 ✰ 🏓 ✰ 🚘 ✰ 🎁 ✰ 🐊 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 🐳 Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonize local law enforcement.Mulder: Who, me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.Mulder: I'll send him a bunt cake. "The X-Files: Conduit"Scully: What was that??Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck. "The X-Files: Quagmire"🥞 ✰ 👹 ✰ 🌽 ✰ 🚙 ✰ 🌂 ✰ 📘 ✰ 💃 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 💛 ✰ 🌏 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 👃 ✰ 🌋 ✰ 🍧 | 2019-06-25 06:44:39 |
| 76561198179797383 | ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👃"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'" ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👽Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌋 | 2019-06-25 02:57:25 |
| 76561198179695038 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 👃 * 🥗 * 💄 * 👽 * 👹 * 📘 * ⚡ * 💗 * 🍆 * 💛 * 🐛 * 🕺 * 👑 * 🌋 * 🎄ㅤ* My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.ㅤ* No one is listening until you fart.ㅤ* There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.🏀 * 👽 * 😺 * 💙 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 🚗 * 💎 * 📒 * 🔋 * 🐟 * 📕 * 🐊 * 🍧 * ⚡ * 🍖ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-06-25 00:58:19 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | --------------------------------------------------------------No one wants war. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9-------------------------------------------------------------- | 2019-06-24 23:12:04 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ | 2019-06-24 22:21:49 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🥗 Dear ... 🥞 → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. 🌸 ✳ 🎽 ✳ 🐛 ✳ 👔 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 🏓 ✳ 👾 ✳ 👃 ✳ 💗 ✳ 👽 ✳ 🏀 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 🌳 ✳ 🍧 ✳ 💎 Yours truly, Mike Manganiello (the cat)🎈 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086077 🐝 | 2019-06-24 21:20:19 |
| 76561198179573195 | How would you fix | | 🌸🚙🌽🐳🚕🚗💙👽the economy? | | 💃🎄🎫🌽🌋🔋💎⚡ | 2019-06-24 21:03:21 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🚗 ♂ 👔 We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.🌳 ♂ 🥞 -- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise" 📕🎫🚕 | 2019-06-24 20:21:18 |
| 76561198179509657 | 💙🌂🐝|🚙🐟🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🏓🎍🌳|Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?A: With a blue-elephant gun.Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun. ??? | 2019-06-24 20:12:26 |
| 76561198179841167 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⛳ * 👾 * 🐠 * 💛 * 🎁 * 🕺 * 🥒 * 🏀 * 🥗 * 👔 * 💃 * 🚕 * 📘 * 🐝 * 🔋 * 💄ㅤ* Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.ㅤ* You know that feeling you get after a really rewarding day at work? Could you describe it for the rest of us?ㅤ* Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?🍧 * 📕 * ⚡ * 🎍 * 💎 * 🥞 * 🐛 * 🚗 * 👃 * 👹 * ⛳ * 👾 * 💗 * 👑 * 🎫 * 🚙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-06-24 19:52:19 |
| 76561198179804107 | | 🌸📒📗🎫💄🍆🐝🚙📀👹💎🔋🐟👃🍖🥒📕🎍:insincere_elis The patrician (tax-collector) said...it was two hundred dollars per capita; if per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.(Reaper Man) | 🚘⚡🌽💙🏓⛳💗🌏🌳⚡🌂💚🕺🐝📀🌸🐟👽:sire | 2019-06-24 19:43:19 |
| 76561198211754472 | In Minnesota they ask why all football fields in Iowa have artificial turf.It's so the cheerleaders won't graze during the game. 🤐 The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has solittle to recommend it. -- Allan Sherman 😚 America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarismto decadence without touching civilization. -- John O'Hara 😘Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.😲(River/Serenity laughs)Early: "You folks are all insane."Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."Early: Doesn't anybody care that I have a finely crafted gun pointed at thisboy's head?"🤣Peter: Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.😗 | 2019-06-24 19:36:37 |
| 76561198179709777 | 📗 Dear ... 💙 → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → PENGUINICITY!! 🚗 ❖ 🌽 ❖ 🐛 ❖ 👑 ❖ 💗 ❖ 👔 ❖ 🐟 ❖ 👃 ❖ 🐠 ❖ 🎍 ❖ 🍆 ❖ 😺 ❖ 👽 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🐳 Yours truly, Jarred Rademaker (the cat)👳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167048234 👹 | 2019-06-24 19:20:20 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🐠 ☎ 🚙 ☎ 🌽 ☎ 👾 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 📗 ☎ 💎 ☎ 🐝 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 👳 ☎ 🕺 ☎ 🌳 Name a celebrity you think is lame. 💄 ☎ 🐳 ☎ 💚 ☎ 🥞 ☎ 💗 ☎ 🐛 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 💙 ☎ 🌏 ☎ 📀 ☎ 🏀 ☎ 👽 | 2019-06-24 18:46:16 |
| 76561198179809165 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌏Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has onearch-enemy -- and that is life. -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele" ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎽 | 2019-06-24 18:25:12 |
| Jackie Chun | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒴𝑜𝓊 <𝟥 ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . | 2019-06-24 16:34:07 |
| _209 | 🎁🎄🌋 Are you a risk taker or someone who's more risk averse? 🚘👳💚 | 2019-06-24 15:47:46 |
| 76561198179589975 | Skinner: If you can't keep you head, it's OK to step away.Scully: That's exactly what they want. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha" 😚Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birthto a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson🤗 Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 😪 Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter _what_ thecircumstances. -- Linus Torvalds, to the linux-kernel list 😘It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.🤔 [on being the First Lady of "Petoria"] Lois: I'll be just like Hillary Clinton, only you know, without the penis. 🙄 To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. 😲 Jayne: "No offense, Doc, I think it's noble as a grape the way you look after River, but she ain't my sister..." 🤧 | 2019-06-24 15:14:51 |
| 76561198179841167 | 💛 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 👔 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 🚗 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 💎 ♂ 💄 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 🏓 Mulder: Yeah, but why stab her boyfriend through the ear? The magic was gone??! "The X-Files: Unruhe"Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.MulderEddie: Is that a good thing?Scully: I like it. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"📘 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 👃 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 💚 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🌋 | 2019-06-24 15:08:46 |
| 76561198211850636 | [the 💙 Griffins 💛 watch 🏀 "Happy 🚙 Days"] 🌏 Richie: 🎍 Mom, 🥞 uh, 🚗 I 🎈 really 📘 like 😺 Potsy. 🐊 Mrs. 🎁 Cunningham: 👔 Well, 💚 Potsy's 🌸 a 🚘 nice 🥗 boy, 📒 dear. 💗 Why 💄 shouldn't 👾 you 📗 like ⚡ him? 📕 Richie: 🌽 No, 🔋 I 🐟 mean... 💎 I 📒 *really* 💚 like 👹 Potsy. 👽 Mr. 📀 Cunningham: 🌋 We 🍆 heard 👳 you 🥒 the 🍖 first 🍇 time, 🌏 son, 🚕 you've 🎄 got 🌂 a 🍧 homosexual 🍖 attraction 👃 to 🎍 Potsy. | 2019-06-24 14:48:33 |
| 76561198179556699 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 🏓 * 🐊 * 📀 * 🌸 * 💙 * 👳 * 🎍 * 🌳 * 🚗 * 🍇 * 👃 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 📗 * 🌋ㅤ* Two women were standing at a funeral. "I blame myself for his death", said the wife. "Why?" said her friend. "Because I shot him", said the wife.ㅤ* Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.ㅤ* I love oral sex...it's the phone bill I hate.🎄 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 📒 * 💃 * 🥒 * 🌏 * 🚕 * 👑 * 🎈 * 👾 * 🥗 * 💎 * 👽 * 🌂 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-06-24 14:23:49 |
| _107 | 📀 -- 💄 -- 🎍 -- 🐳 -- 🍖 -- 🔋 -- ⚡ -- 🌏 -- 💗 -- 💙 -- 📗 -- 🥞 -- 🎄 -- 🌸 -- 👳 When users see one GUI as beautiful,other user interfaces become ugly.When users see some programs as winners,other programs become lossage.Pointers and NULLs reference each other.High level and assembler depend on each other.Double and float cast to each other.High-endian and low-endian define each other.While and until follow each other.Therefore the Guru programs without doing anythingand teaches without saying anything.Warnings 📘 -- 🌋 -- 🐊 -- 👃 -- 🎽 -- 🐛 -- 🐝 -- 👹 -- 🕺 -- 🎍 -- 🚗 -- 💎 -- 🚕 -- 🥒 -- 🚘 | 2019-06-24 13:34:47 |
| _42 | ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📕I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton" ♥ 👔 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐛My cup hath runneth'd over with love. ♥ 💚 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🔋 | 2019-06-24 11:59:03 |
| 76561198179551309 | | 🚗📒📘📗🌸🎄👑🐳🎫🚕🔋🌋🎽🏀⛳⚡💄💛:mpgb_resabel She moved like someone who had grown used to her body and, in general,looked like what Vimes had heard described as "a woman of a certain age."He'd never been quite certain what age that was.(The Fifth Elephant) | 🚘🐛🥞🕺💚👹📘🍖👽😺🌽👔🏓⛳🐟💗🚙👃:mw1_emm | 2019-06-24 11:19:46 |
| 76561198211715440 | ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💃"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back." ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👔 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📕Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other. ♥ 📗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👃 | 2019-06-24 10:11:48 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🎈 ✱ 🚙 ✱ 📘 ✱ 📒 ✱ 🎽 ✱ ⚡ ✱ 🐠 ✱ 👽 ✱ 📀 ✱ ⛳ ✱ 🍇 ✱ 🍖 What kind of people do you like? 🌏 ✱ 🥞 ✱ 🎄 ✱ 🚗 ✱ 👹 ✱ 🌳 ✱ 👾 ✱ 😺 ✱ 💙 ✱ 🌂 ✱ 🔋 ✱ 💛 | 2019-06-24 08:07:28 |
| 76561198179710665 | 👔🍖⚡|🔋🌸👑| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙🚘🌽|Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself. huh | 2019-06-24 07:18:26 |
| _53 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌂 * 💎 * 💚 * 👳 * 🚘 * 😺 * 🐛 * 🐠 * ⛳ * 📕 * 💛 * 🐟 * 💃 * 🚕 * 👾 * 📗ㅤ* Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog? Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?" Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.ㅤ* Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: "There's a naked person outside!"ㅤ* Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.🥞 * 💄 * 🌏 * 🐊 * 💃 * 💙 * 🥗 * 📒 * 🎫 * 🔋 * 🏀 * 🎁 * 🐝 * 🐳 * 🎈 * 🐊ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-06-24 07:01:29 |
| 76561198179757550 | | 🐠🚘🥒👳🐊💛💗🌏🌸🐝🎫🥒💄🐛👑🍆⛳⚡:BullyGir SOME SHADOWS ARE SO LONG, THEY ARRIVE BEFORE THE LIGHT.(Soul Music) | 👹💎🔋🎽📀🏓🏀🎍👾🐝⚡🍇🎈🎄🌋📒👔🚙:bataku | 2019-06-24 06:47:24 |
| 76561198211715440 | 📕🐊💙😺💚🥞🏓👾🍧🎁🎍💃🥗👃🌋Harrow: "You didn't have to wound the man." Mal: "Yeah, I know, it was just funny."📘👹👔🌳🚕🐳🌂🐛⚡🐠🕺📒🥒💗👃 | 2019-06-24 06:28:32 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🚕 ☁ 📕 Actor Real Name🐳 ☁ 🐛 ⛳ ☁ 👃 Boris Karloff William Henry Pratt🚘 ☁ 👹 Cary Grant Archibald Leach💙 ☁ 😺 Edward G. Robinson Emmanual Goldenburg🚙 ☁ 🐠 Gene Wilder Gerald Silberman🎽 ☁ 🌋 John Wayne Marion Morrison🎄 ☁ 📀 Kirk Douglas Issur Danielovitch🏓 ☁ 🍧 Richard Burton Richard Jenkins Jr.📒 ☁ 🌳 Roy Rogers Leonard Slye👽 ☁ 🌽 Woody Allen Allen Stewart Konigsberg 📘🌂🥞 | 2019-06-24 06:22:26 |
| _78 | 💙🎁🏀|🐛👹👑| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥒👔🚘|Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?A: The Titanic had a band. wut | 2019-06-24 02:59:18 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💃😺🐟🐛🚕🥒📕🍧🚗📀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💙🚙⚡🐠🥗📘🌳👃🌋🍇 » Oh the running played! ✣ » hark! Oh! feeling peeking dog. ♪ » Germany hunts soon ß 🌽🌸🚙🎫🍖👳🐛💎🎈📒 » feeling your target ❋ » I discovered your barbers ✥ » under your gravel ✱ 🥗🎽🥒🌽🐳💄👹📗💙🎁 » basking with target ♡ » You discovered the fingers ☻ » throughout the sugar ❀ 💚📘🏀👳⛳🏓📀👾🌏👽 | 2019-06-23 23:41:03 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🏓🐟🌳⚡🐛 |What do you do when you're home| 🚗🍆💛🚘📗😺💗👑🏀💎⛳🥞🎫 |alone and the power goes out?| 🏓💚📀👾👽🌂🎍🍧 | 2019-06-23 22:39:57 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🏓 ❋ 🐳 ❋ 🌽 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 🐊 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 👹 ❋ 👃 ❋ 🐛 ❋ 💄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👔 ❋ 😺 ❋ 📕 ❋ 📒 ❋ 🐟 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 😺 ❋ 🏀 ❋ 📘 ❋ 🎄 === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ========================A new system, the CIRCULATORY system, has been added.The long-experimental CIRCULATORY system has been released to users. TheLisp Machine uses Type B fluid, the L machine uses Type A fluid. When the switch to Common Lisp occurs both machines will, of course, be Type O.Please check fluid level by using the DIP stick which is located in theback of VMI monitors. Unchecked low fluid levels can cause poor pagingperformance. 🌸 ❋ 👳 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 👾 ❋ 📒 ❋ 🍖 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 🔋 ❋ 🚗 ❋ 💚 | 2019-06-23 22:08:57 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🥒💛📕 What was your weirdest interest or hobby as a kid? 🌏⛳🥞 | 2019-06-23 22:01:57 |
| 76561198179843803 | Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. 🙂One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardis🤐 PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!! 😲River: (looking at Jayne) "She's a liar."Jayne: "That don't exactly set her apart from the rest of us. And theplunder sounds fun enough."River: "She's a liar and no good will come of her."Jayne: "Well, I say as a rule that girlfolk ain't to be trusted."River: "Jayne is a girl's name."Jayne: "She starts on that 'girl's name' thing, I'm gonna show her good an'all I got man parts."Simon: "I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just notcoming."😙 | 2019-06-23 21:15:58 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐟 Dear ... 🥒 → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 📒 ☆ 💄 ☆ 🔋 ☆ ⚡ ☆ 🌂 ☆ 💎 ☆ 🌏 ☆ 🌽 ☆ 🌳 ☆ 🏀 ☆ 📗 ☆ 👑 ☆ 🏓 ☆ 🎽 ☆ 🍆 Yours truly, Ambrose Fortino (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096936 🐛 | 2019-06-23 20:22:56 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌸🌽🎍|🌏🏓📗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍇📀💙|Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?A: Open other end. wat | 2019-06-23 20:01:57 |
| 76561198211895108 | 📒🍇🍖🥗🚙💛🎫🏓🚗💚🚘⚡🍖🚕🌏Early: "I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of mefinding you." (to Simon): "Tell her."Simon: "What am I? Your advocate?"Early: (aiming his gun) "You are now."Simon: "He's really very... gentle... and fuzzy. We're becoming fastfriends."👽📕🐝💙📗🐊🌋🎁🕺🌳🏀🥞🐟🌂⛳ | 2019-06-23 18:53:58 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👃🌏🏓 Performance review for 🐊💗👳 Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. 💎 + 🥗 = 🚘 | 2019-06-23 17:47:54 |
| 76561198179804603 | What's the best birthday cake you ever ate? >> 📕💙🚙⚡💄 << | 2019-06-23 15:37:51 |
| 76561198179509657 | "Hey, 📕 you 🚘 know 🎍 what'd 🎁 cheer 💛 you 💄 up? 💙 You 💚 should ⛳ get 🎫 yourself 🐝 a 🏓 puppy." 🚙 -Amy 👳 "A 👹 puppy? 🐳 Nibbler 🍇 loved 🐠 to 📒 eat 🐊 puppies...." 🐟 -Leela | 2019-06-23 12:30:51 |
| 76561198179603631 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 🚕 * 💗 * 🌏 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🍖 * ⛳ * 🚘 * 🐛 * 🌂 * 💛 * 🎈 * 🚕 * 💚 * 🍧ㅤ* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.ㅤ* Women should not have children after Really... 35 children are enough.ㅤ* I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.🚙 * 🎽 * 😺 * 🌸 * 🍇 * 🔋 * 🏀 * 👃 * 🐟 * 🐊 * 🌽 * 🌋 * 💄 * 👾 * ⚡ * 🥗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-06-23 08:46:43 |
| 76561198211562428 | 👳👹🚙👔🎄 - ♂ ● ✧ ☢ ✣ ✱ ✿ ✈ ✿ ❦ ♥ ♫ ✯ ✿ ❋ ✤ ♦ ß ☣ ♣🌋👑👾🐳💗 - What's your 👃⛳🍆🔋⚡ - ㅤㅤ greatest talent? 🍖🐟💄💛🌳 - ♣ ☣ ß ♦ ✤ ❋ ✿ ✯ ♫ ♥ ❦ ✿ ✈ ✿ ✱ ✣ ☢ ✧ ● ♂ | 2019-06-23 07:15:39 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💚 Dear ... 👹 → All intelligent species own cats. → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. 💎 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 🎈 ✈ 📗 ✈ 🌏 ✈ 🎁 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 👳 ✈ 💃 ✈ 👔 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 🐠 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🌽 Yours truly, Migdalia Tina (the cat)🐊 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167042906 🏓 | 2019-06-23 06:33:42 |
| 76561198211754472 | | 🐊🍇📀👹💙⚡⛳🌋🎍🕺🍖👃🎁📗🍆🏓🌳👳:lis Supposing there was justice for all, after all? For every unheeded beggar, every harsh word, every neglected duty, every slight... every choice... Because that was the point, wasn't it? You had to choose. You might be right, you might be wrong, but you had to choose, knowing that the rightness or wrongness might never be clear or even that you were deciding between two sorts of wrong, that there was no right anywhere. And always, always, you did it by yourself. You were the one there, on the edge, watching and listening. Never any tears, never any apology, never any regrets... You saved all that up in a way that could be used when needed.(Carpe Jugulum) | 👾🐠💛🎽🏀🚙💚🥞🎫🏀🌸🐟🎄📒🥒🚕🚗🐳:Kot | 2019-06-23 05:42:35 |
| 76561198211882476 | Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges! -- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"😱 When the movie Pulp Fiction was filmed they had to borrow Chuck Norris's wallet... It's the one that says "Bad Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥" on it 😵The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.😷 Hop along my little friends, up the Withywindle!Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.Down west sinks the Sun; soon you will be groping.When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,Out of the winfow-panes light will twinkle yellow.Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you.Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you! -- J. R. R. Tolkien 😍 "...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, andthe Ugly)."(By Matt Welsh) 😚 | 2019-06-23 01:09:20 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🕺 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 🏀 ☣ 👃 ☣ 🐊 ☣ 🐳 ☣ 📀 ☣ 🏓 ☣ 🌋 ☣ 🎁ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💚 ☣ 💙 ☣ 🚘 ☣ 👳 ☣ 💗 ☣ 🔋 ☣ 🎫 ☣ 🎍 ☣ ⚡ ☣ 📕 Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it. 🌽 ☣ 💎 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 🚗 ☣ 🐟 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 👽 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 🎈 ☣ 💛 | 2019-06-23 00:51:20 |
| 76561198179863334 | Worm 🔋 Mayor: 📀 One 📘 day 🌂 you'll 🐊 be 😺 eating 🎫 a 🐠 fast-food 🏀 burger 🚘 and 🎄 BOOM, 🎁 👑 you'll 💄 be 💚 crawling 🌏 with 🍇 us 🏓 again. 🌽 Ever ⛳ wonder 💗 what 🍆 makes 📗 ⚡ special 🎈 sauce 🔋 so 🚕 special? 💎 Yo. | 2019-06-22 22:04:11 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👽👑 ☢✴♫ have a ball| (‾⌣‾) ô¿ô ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ 🍆🌂 | 2019-06-22 21:16:13 |
| 76561198179710665 | | 🎽🐊🌽🐠👔🎈📒🚙👃🔋🍖🍇💄😺👾💚🚗💎:bulaure The calender of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knowswhy, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.(Wyrd Sisters) | 🥞🥗⛳🚘🐝🏓💛🌏🐛💃🌽🏀🎄🎫📀👹📗🐟:sakuranovareik | 2019-06-22 18:07:25 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🎄💎💄🐝💛🍧🌂🥗🎈🎁🐊🎽🏀🚘👽Simon: "We'll get off. River and I will get off and..."Zoe: "Nobody's saying that."Wash: "Nobody besides Jayne is saying that."👳⚡🐠🥒🍆🍖📒🚙🍇🚗👑📘⛳🚕🔋 | 2019-06-22 17:41:10 |
| 76561198211895108 | Stewie: 🍇 Damn 👽 you, 🚕 vile 🌂 woman, 🕺 you've 🎁 impeded 🚗 my 🎍 work 🚘 since 📕 the 🥒 day 🚕 I 🐠 escaped 💙 your 🎄 wretched 💛 womb. | 2019-06-22 16:52:10 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🏀💛📗 If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be? 🎫💃📒 | 2019-06-22 15:53:10 |
| 76561198179809165 | What's the strangest date | | 🔋🍖🎁🐳🌸💚💎⚡you've ever been on? | | 💄🎫👃🥗🚗🚙🌽🌏 | 2019-06-22 14:54:07 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🍇 Dear ... 📕 → Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us. → A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash ⚡ ❃ 🥗 ❃ 💗 ❃ 🚘 ❃ 🎄 ❃ 👃 ❃ 🚗 ❃ 🐛 ❃ 👑 ❃ 💙 ❃ 👾 ❃ ⚡ ❃ 👹 ❃ ⛳ ❃ 🥗 Yours truly, Antonio Reinard (the cat)🌏 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167035433 😺 | 2019-06-22 14:13:05 |
| 76561198179556699 | What's the right age to get married? >> 📘📒🏓🔋🍆 << | 2019-06-22 14:02:04 |
| 76561198179847314 | If you were to die three hours from | | 🥒🌏🌽💃😺👽📕👾now, what would you regret most? | | 📀🌋🎫🚙🎄👹🕺🥞 | 2019-06-22 11:02:00 |
| 76561198179424285 | 💗 ☼ 💎 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🐝 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 👳 ☼ 🌳 ☼ 🏓 ☼ 📀 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 🥒 ☼ 👔 ☼ 🌂 Mulder: I brought you something.. "Superstars of the Superbowls"Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.Mulder: Well, I know you want to get some rest; I just came by to see how you?re doin? and to say hi. (Turns to go)Scully: Mulder - (he turns back) I had the strength of your beliefs. "The X-Files: One Breath"(over phone to M & S) Modell: Are you two just going to sitthere all night? ... You and your pretty partner seem awfullyclose. Do you work well together? "The X-Files: Pusher"🥗 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 📒 ☼ 🎈 ☼ 📗 ☼ 📘 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 💛 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🎽 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 👑 ☼ 💄 ☼ 🐟 | 2019-06-22 08:48:59 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🚙👃💎🌸📕🍧🥒⚡🍇🎁🚗🥗📘🏀🎄Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm atraditionalist."🌽👾💄👑⛳🏓💙💚📀🍆🐝🎍🌂🔋🌸 | 2019-06-22 07:13:52 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🕺 🎍 🏀 🎁 ⚡ 🎈 💙 🌳 💃 🐳📒 [] ⛳ 🍖 👾 🐝 👽 📀 🚘 💄 📗 🥞 🐊"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things lessefficiently." -Calvin's dadIt seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -- Calvin🌸 🍧 💚 📒 🌂 🎫 🎽 💗 👃 🚙 | 2019-06-22 06:37:55 |
| 76561198211794508 | 💃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 🐊 📀 🐠 💚 🍇 👑 🍆 💛 👹 🌳 🚗 ⛳ 📘 ⚡ 🍖 👳Every morning is a Smirnoff morning. In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Leninin a very familiar pose -- arms raised above him, leading the country torevolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it frombehind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, when the Vodkashops opened, and was actually saying, "Comrades, forward to the Vodka shops.It became fashionable, when one wanted to have a drink, to take out theruble and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, Lenin tells me we should go. 👽 🕺 🎈 🚕 👾 🎄 🎍 👃 💙 💗 🔋 😺 🐳 📕 🌽 🐟 | 2019-06-22 06:15:52 |
| 76561198179702987 | ✱ I🎍 ✿ don't🐠🎫 ✿ know👳🌋🚙 ↕ WHY💎🎁👽🏀 ♣ I🥞🐟👹👔👑 ♠ said🥒🍖🎽🌽🐛📀 ❁ that🥗🌂🎫🌸⚡🐳🐊 ∞ ...🐠⛳🚘💛👾🚕🏓🔋 ✬ I🌏📕📗🎁🚗🚕🌳🍆⚡ ✩ think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars ... | 2019-06-22 06:03:53 |
| 76561198179709777 | | 💎🔋🌸💛😺🌏🌋🐛🚗📀🍧🥗💄🐝💙🎄👹📘:pgms_erin 'Now what?' it said.IT'S UP TO YOU. IT'S ALWAYS UP TO YOU.(Maskerade) | 🎍📒💚👑🍖🐟💗😺🌳🐳🏀🚘📗🥞💎💃🥒🌽:Quie | 2019-06-22 03:59:51 |
| 76561198179639682 | ✦ Content:🐳 ❉ 80%🌽💗 ✪ POLYESTER,🔋🎫🏀 ß 20%🥗📀👔🏓 ● DACRONi🚕👽💛👹🌏 ☆ ...🎍🕺⚡📗📕🎽 ✳ The⛳🐝🌋🌳🍧👑💃 ♥ waitress's🌸💙🚙🚕🌏🎈🐊📒 ♂ UNIFORM🥒🍆📀🏓📕💚💛🚘👽 ♂ sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ... | 2019-06-22 03:33:49 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🌂 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍇 💛 📗 👹 📗 ⚡ 👾 🍖 🐊 👑 👔 🥒 🎫 🐠 😺 🎍 💎Symptom: Floor blurred.Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer. Symptom: Floor moving.Fault: You are being carried out.Action Required: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped. -- Bar TroubleshootingDrinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosnan 🐝 💗 🌳 👾 🐝 🎈 👽 👑 💄 🐟 📀 ⛳ 📘 📕 🍆 💃 | 2019-06-22 02:43:43 |
| 76561198211804512 | Calculon: 🥒 I'm 🏀 programmed 📒 to 💎 be 🥞 very 💃 busy. | 2019-06-21 23:10:41 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💛🐊👾 Performance review for 🚗💚🍖 They will always try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. However, may sometimes complain about the extra load. has a powerful physique, suited for heavyweight jobs, or situations when it's an advantage to appear strong. enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. 😺 + 🎫 = ⛳ | 2019-06-21 17:58:36 |
| 76561198179695038 | Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that thiscountry honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week. 🤑Glen Quagmire: [to feminist woman] The plight of women in this hemisphere is deplorable. Glen Quagmire: [to woman who likes strong men] I can bench press 800 pounds. Glen Quagmire: [to woman who loves jazz music] You, me and Coltrane till dawn, baby. Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy, giggedy!😍 Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you? Bender: Yes. Bubblegum: Are you? Bender: I mean, with time, my funk level could... Bubblegum: Are you?! Bender: No. Bubblegum: Deal with it. 🤥 Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES ...Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! 🤕 | 2019-06-21 15:49:25 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🍆 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏀 🚕 🌳 ⛳ 🌋 🎁 🍧 🎈 🎍 🚘 🥞 📘 👹 💚 👃 🐠 💎Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat. I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drinktoo much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon" 📗 🐝 🍇 🌋 🐛 💛 🌏 🐊 🌂 📀 🚕 💙 💚 🌸 💄 ⛳ | 2019-06-21 09:22:12 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎈 Dear ... 🥒 → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 🚘 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🔋 ✿ 💎 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 📒 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🚙 Yours truly, Emmett Everley (the cat)👑 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038683 🕺 | 2019-06-21 04:31:04 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎈 🌏 👽 🥞 ⚡ 🌋 🎫 🐛 🌸 💙📒 [] 🚙 📗 🍖 🎽 🎁 ⛳ 🏀 🥞 🍆 📀 🐠How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- CalvinHobbes : What if the public doesn't like your work? Calvin : They are not supposed to like it. This is avant-garde stuff! I'm criticizing the low brows who can't appreciate great art like this!"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-Calvin🌳 👔 🥗 💗 🐳 🌽 👾 💚 📕 🚕 | 2019-06-21 03:35:58 |
| 76561198211819232 | 👳👔💗🎄🌋 |Have you ever met someone| 💛🐛🍇🍖📀🔋💎🎫🎈👽🌽📘🚙 |who was genuinely evil?| 📒💃🚘📕🥒🐝👹⛳ | 2019-06-21 02:41:03 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👾 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 📕 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🌋 Do you think you're currently operating at 100% capacity? 🍖 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 👑 ♀ 💛 ♀ 💎 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 👹 ♀ 👾 ♀ 😺 | 2019-06-20 23:37:12 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎄I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporaryrelief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee ♥ 👹 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📀Let us live!!!Let us love!!!Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!! ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💚You first. ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🔋 | 2019-06-20 22:30:12 |
| 76561198179863334 | 💃 ٿ 🎫 ٿ 🐊 ٿ 🚕 ٿ 🎄 ٿ 🚗 ٿ 🐝 ٿ 👔 ٿ 📘 ٿ 🍖 ٿ 😺 ٿ ⛳ What is the best part of being a part of your family? 🎍 ٿ 👳 ٿ 💗 ٿ 🍆 ٿ 💄 ٿ ⚡ ٿ 🍇 ٿ 🌳 ٿ 🐠 ٿ 🔋 ٿ 🌏 ٿ 🌽 | 2019-06-20 22:26:12 |
| 76561198179596342 | | 👑💙💄🐛👳📕🍆🎄⚡🏓⛳🍇🍖💚🚕📘🐠🥞:AliciaVanVolis "There must be a hundred silver dollars in here," moaned Boggis, waving apurse. "I mean, that's not my league. That's not my class. I can't handlethat sort of money. You've got to be in the Guild of Lawyers or somethingto steal that much."(Wyrd Sisters) | 🎫📗🐊💛🎫💃📒🌸🍇🚙👽🍖🎽📀🌳👃📘📕:THUNDER_SHERMI | 2019-06-20 20:27:02 |
| 76561198179709777 | ✳ It's📗 ☆ OBVIOUS📕🌏 ٿ ...⚡👹💙 ♀ The🌳🚕🌸🌏 ✰ FURS🎄👃🚕📘🍖 ♦ never🐛🌽🕺🏀👽🥗 ✿ reached🚗👳🎫⛳⚡🍇💃 ✭ ISTANBUL🐳🎈💚😺🌋🚘🎁⛳ ♪ ...🥒🍧📒💗🌂👽👔👃💛 ✏ You were an EXTRA in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making FRENCH TOAST! | 2019-06-20 17:33:57 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🐟🐠👳🔋🌂📀🍆🌳👹⛳⚡🍇🚙💄🥞Zoe: "Get her running again?"Mal: "Yeah.Zoe: "So, not running now?"Mal: "Not so much."👔🚕🎍🌸🍧📒🐊💗💎🚙😺🍖💙🎽👃 | 2019-06-20 14:46:52 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🌽 ✬ 👽 ✬ 👹 ✬ 🐳 ✬ 💙 ✬ 👃 ✬ 🚗 ✬ 🔋 ✬ 🥗 ✬ 🌂 ✬ 🐝 ✬ 👾 If reincarnation is a thing, what form would you want to take on in your next life? 👳 ✬ 🎄 ✬ 📕 ✬ 🐟 ✬ 🔋 ✬ 🍆 ✬ 👑 ✬ 💄 ✬ 🌏 ✬ 👽 ✬ 🌋 ✬ 🥞 | 2019-06-20 14:36:52 |
| 76561198179596342 | --------------------------------------------------------------In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4Superior ability breeds superior ambition. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9--------------------------------------------------------------👳🚙🐠🎫🎄🍇🎁🏀🌂🥞🥗🐳⛳👹💎📀🎈🕺🌽👽🍧🚗📗👃💚💗📒🐟🍖🚕🚘🐊🌸👔🔋💛💃👾🐝🎍📘👑🐛🌋📕 | 2019-06-20 09:17:39 |
| 76561198179809165 | 💎🌸🥒⚡📗🏀💛📘🔋🎈 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🕺👃🎽⛳💗👑🐟😺🐊💃 » sweeping my totem ✤ » I departed my fingers ❦ » before my sugar ✬ 🎍🥞👔🚗👳💄🌏💚📗🎽 » wing loiter to me ☢ » I pondered and borrowed more ❋ » I asked oxygen ✿ 📕🐝🎫🎁🌂⛳💎🐛🌋🌽 » ouch the sweeping made! ✔ » darn! ouch! leaving running shoe. ∞ » Denmark works strangely ☼ 🕺🐠🚕🥗🐟📀🍖🌳🎄👾 | 2019-06-20 09:14:38 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🌳👃 🌋🚙👾🎁 HAVE A BALL* 🏓🍇(♥_♥) "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ 🌂🐛 | 2019-06-20 08:17:33 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🚙🐟🏓🎁💎 - ✿ ✥ ☁ ✣ ❃ ٿ ☁ ❖ ❦ ¤ ❋ ∞ ❉ ♦ ✖ ♥ ✤ ★ ✰ ß🐛👹🐝💙⛳ - What's one choice 🌽🎈🌂🍇🥗 - ㅤㅤ you really regret? 🚕⚡🌳🌸🌏 - ß ✰ ★ ✤ ♥ ✖ ♦ ❉ ∞ ❋ ¤ ❦ ❖ ☁ ٿ ❃ ✣ ☁ ✥ ✿ | 2019-06-20 06:41:22 |
| 76561198179804107 | 📀 Dear ... 👾 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 🎈 ✲ 🎍 ✲ 🚗 ✲ 💚 ✲ 🌏 ✲ 🐝 ✲ 💎 ✲ 🎄 ✲ 🎁 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 😺 ✲ 📕 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 💙 ✲ 🏀 Yours truly, Elli Monticello (the cat)👔 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167044985 👳 | 2019-06-20 04:13:17 |
| 76561198179804107 | ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐛Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes. ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐳Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn. -- N.V. Plyter ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥒 | 2019-06-20 00:30:10 |
| 76561198179757550 | ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💛"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door." ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💚Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much as they needa steady supply. ♥ 💃 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐟 | 2019-06-19 23:15:04 |
| 76561198179517018 | ♂ Kissing🕺 ♂ don't🥒🌋 ✿ last,🎁👔👃 ✖ cookery💗⛳🐳🐠 ♀ do.🔋📒📗⚡🌏 ☼ --🍖💄💚🌽🍧👹 ♀ George Meredith | 2019-06-19 21:48:04 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🔋⚡👔💃🐊🚕🌋🎫🎽🥒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👳🌸🚘⛳🏀🎁🚗💛🥗💙 » balancing my chair, ß » China admired my lounges ✴ » into my money ✈ 🌳🍆👹👃📕🐛🍧👑🎫🍖 » Mexico pondered ☆ » until the gravel refriended ☂ » and the crayons played ♂ 😺📗💃💚🌏🥞🌂🚙🌽📘 » play chairs to luggage ☼ » when papers take to plunder ♪ » because elbows take ❄ ⛳🐳📒🏓🎍💗🐟👑🎁🎄 | 2019-06-19 21:43:03 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🌽🎄💙 What was your weirdest interest or hobby as a kid? 🚗👽🌂 | 2019-06-19 21:27:04 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💛 ✿ 🌳 When all else fails, try Kate Smith. 💃👾📘 | 2019-06-19 19:58:03 |
| 76561198179635013 | 💗🚕👾⛳🔋 - ♫ ¤ ✶ ☢ ♥ ☼ ✪ ❀ ● ♀ ✦ ✯ ❋ ☣ ✭ ♧ ✱ ☎ ✿ ☂🍇👃🏀🥗💃 - What was the last 🐳😺🎄💄🍆 - ㅤㅤ movie you have seen? 📀🎍🎽🐠🚕 - ☂ ✿ ☎ ✱ ♧ ✭ ☣ ❋ ✯ ✦ ♀ ● ❀ ✪ ☼ ♥ ☢ ✶ ¤ ♫ | 2019-06-19 19:11:03 |
| 76561198179762074 | | 🌸📀🕺🐛💄🚘📗📒💚💙🍖🥞🎫💛💃🐊🌋🐟:an "Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?"(Small Gods) | 🐝👽🚙🎽👳🚗🌳🌂👃📘🥒👃🍇📕🌏💗🔋👳:lunareall | 2019-06-19 15:34:31 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 ⚡ 🏀 🎽 🏀 🚕 💚 🐟 🌳 👃 🌸 👳 🌏 🥗 💗 🌂 🥒The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on abusiness trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at thelad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutesof knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window, "Whaddaya want?" "Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father. "Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch." There are two problems with a major hangover. You feellike you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't. 📒 🕺 🌋 🐛 📘 🌽 🥞 🚘 🔋 💃 🐝 🍧 🚗 🚙 🥒 😺 | 2019-06-19 11:44:24 |
| 76561198179634866 | Calculon: 👑 I 🏀 just 💚 pray 💎 they 📒 like 🍇 me 👽 half 🐠 as 🚙 much 🍧 as 🐝 I 🚗 do. | 2019-06-19 08:02:17 |
| 76561198211563240 | 📀 ✖ 💙 ✖ 🌳 ✖ 💃 ✖ 🌋 ✖ 🌽 ✖ 🎄 ✖ 👾 ✖ 🐳 ✖ 💛 ✖ 💗 ✖ 🎄 Who do you trust more than anyone else? 📘 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 📒 ✖ 🚙 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🌳 ✖ 🐟 ✖ 🍖 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 🏀 ✖ 👃 ✖ 💎 | 2019-06-19 05:50:26 |
| 76561198211599340 | | 📘👃🎄🚗🎁🐠🐟⛳💛👽🎽🏓🚙📀🌸🍧🎈🐳:funn Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You puta cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest isabout as far as you need to go.(The Unadulterated Cat) | 🌳😺👳💙🥒🏓💎🐊💗🥞👾👑📕🔋🍇💚📒💃:SinlessCut | 2019-06-19 05:02:18 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🐳 ∞ 🌸 ∞ 🚙 ∞ 👃 ∞ 🍇 ∞ 🎈 ∞ 👽 ∞ ⚡ ∞ 🎍 ∞ 💛 ∞ 🏀 ∞ 🍆 ∞ 👑 ∞ 🍧 Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Mulder: OK, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me, but...Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what? - that he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire? "The X-Files: 2SHY"🥗 ∞ 🍖 ∞ 🏓 ∞ 📘 ∞ 👳 ∞ 📗 ∞ 💃 ∞ 🕺 ∞ 🚕 ∞ 🎄 ∞ 🥒 ∞ 💄 ∞ 🌽 ∞ 👾 | 2019-06-19 02:44:54 |
| 76561198179556699 | Stewie: 🏀 The 🥗 outrages 👾 I 💛 have 🐝 suffered 📗 today 📕 will 💙 not 🌋 be 👳 soon 🍇 forgotten! | 2019-06-19 01:03:45 |
| 76561198179573195 | What are you | | 🚘📗🌋👑🐛🌸🐳🥞good at? | | 📕⛳🎫📒🕺⚡🥗💄 | 2019-06-19 00:44:47 |
| 76561198179361029 | What paper that you've written are you most proud of? >> 💃📀📗👾🎽 << | 2019-06-19 00:06:42 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👔 -- 🌸 -- 😺 -- 🌳 -- 🎁 -- 🏓 -- 🐊 -- 🍆 -- 🥞 -- 👹 -- 🎍 -- 🍇 -- 💗 -- 🍧 -- 🔋 In /users3 did Kubla KahnA stately pleasure dome decree,Where /bin, the sacred river ranThrough Test Suites measureless to ManDown to a sunless C.And now your toner's toney, Disk blocks aplentyAnd your paper near pure white, Await your laser drawn lines,The smudges on your soul are gone Your intricate fonts,And your output's clean as light.. Your pictures and signs.We've labored with your father, Your amputative absenceThe venerabl 👃 -- 👳 -- 🚙 -- 🌏 -- 🍖 -- 💄 -- 🥞 -- 📘 -- 🐛 -- 🥒 -- 🌽 -- 👾 -- 🌋 -- 🚕 -- 🐟 | 2019-06-18 23:21:40 |
| 76561198179556699 | 👔 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 💙 ❄ 🚗 ❄ 💚 ❄ 👃 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 😺 ❄ 📘 ❄ 🌋 If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be? 💄 ❄ 🐝 ❄ 🌏 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🚘 ❄ 💃 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 📀 ❄ 🍇 ❄ 📕 ❄ 👑 ❄ 📗 | 2019-06-18 21:50:37 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🐳 💃 💛 🐊 🌽 🔋 🌂 💙 💚 🎽💗 [] 📀 📒 🥗 🍆 🌋 💎 🎄 🐝 🏀 👾 👑You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- CalvinSometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere inthe universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- Calvin🌂 🥒 💃 🚕 🌳 🍧 📒 🚗 🎍 🕺 | 2019-06-18 21:21:42 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🏀🐊🥞|👔🥗💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 😺🎽👔|Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is?A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh... idk | 2019-06-18 20:57:45 |
| 76561198211562428 | 💃 📗 🕺 🥞 🚙 📕 💛 🐳 🐝 🥒🍖 [] 🍧 🌂 🥗 🎁 🍇 🌸 📒 🐛 🚘 🍆 🐠I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought toseriously re-examine your life. -- CalvinHobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!A voice crackles in Calvin's radio: "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" "Roger. What should I do until then?"💚 ⚡ 👳 🚗 🕺 🎄 📀 🏓 🥒 📘 | 2019-06-18 20:51:46 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🎍 ❋ 👳 Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures. 🌂💎🐛 | 2019-06-18 20:15:38 |
| 76561198211598984 | Bubblegum: 💙 Bender, 🌂 you 🌳 can 👑 talk 💃 trash, 👔 you 🎁 can 🐛 handle 📗 the 🌋 ball, 💛 🕺 but 🎄 look 🎈 in 📀 your 🎫 heart ⛳ and 🚕 ask 📘 yourself: 🌸 are 🌏 you 🥒 funky 🎁 enough 🏀 to 🥗 be 👾 a 🥞 Globe 📕 Trotter? 🎍 Are 🐝 you? 🚗 Bender: 🍆 Yes. 👽 Bubblegum: 🍇 Are ⚡ you? 🌂 🎈 Bender: 🐳 I 💚 mean, 💛 with 👳 time, 🌋 my 🍆 funk 🔋 level 📒 could... 💗 🌳 Bubblegum: 👔 Are 👃 you?! 💄 Bender: 🐳 No. 🎄 🌸 Bubblegum: 💎 Deal 🐊 with 🌽 it. | 2019-06-18 17:35:38 |
| 76561198179639682 | --------------------------------------------------------------"Beauty is transitory." "Beauty survives." -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknownThere's a way out of any cage. -- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.--------------------------------------------------------------👔🐛🌽💄🔋🍖🍇⚡🚕🥒🎈🍆🚗💛👽🍧🏓🚘👳⛳🎍👾🥞💗💃🥞🐟🌳🐝🎄💙🌸🚙📒📕🎫💎🏀👳💚😺🌋🕺🥗🚙 | 2019-06-18 16:18:36 |
| 76561198179803382 | Tell me 3 things you | | 👑💃🚙🍆🚘🚗👽🎁remember about kindergarten. | | 😺🌋👾🎍📗💎💄🚕 | 2019-06-18 14:51:22 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👽 ❃ 🍖 I'll be Grateful when they're Dead. 🚕🎽👃 | 2019-06-18 14:46:45 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎽🎍🎈|🥞👽💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝🕺🚙|Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?A: 2 bits. huh | 2019-06-18 04:18:07 |
| 76561198179635013 | 💃 😺 📘 🎍 🥒 📀 🍖 🐟 💄 🌏🌽 [] 💚 📒 🚘 🌋 🐊 🎍 💗 🕺 👑 📕 🥞"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- CalvinBut Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- CalvinGiven that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- Calvin🍆 👽 ⚡ 🎽 🥗 🚗 👾 🐝 🌸 🔋 | 2019-06-18 03:01:10 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🌋 -- ⛳ -- ⚡ -- 🍆 -- 🥗 -- 🕺 -- 🍖 -- 👑 -- 👽 -- 📒 -- 💗 -- 🍇 -- 🎈 -- 🌳 -- 🐝 It was one time too manyOne word too fewIt was all too much for me and youThere was one way to goNothing more we could doOne time too manyOne word too few -- Meredith TannerTo everything there is a season, a time for every pupose under heaven:A time to be born, and a time to die;A time to plant, and a time to pluck what is planted;A time to kill, and a time to heal;A time to break down, and a time to build up;A time to weep, and a 💎 -- 🎽 -- 🚕 -- 💚 -- 🌂 -- 😺 -- 🐛 -- 🚘 -- 🌸 -- 🏀 -- 🎍 -- 👔 -- 💛 -- 🥒 -- 💄 | 2019-06-18 00:58:00 |
| 76561198179634913 | --------------------------------------------------------------It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3No problem is insoluble. -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4--------------------------------------------------------------🥒🎽🥞🌂🎈👑🐛🕺🎍📀🐠💙🚙📒📘💄⚡💃📗🍇🚘👳🐊🚗😺🐳🔋🏀🌸💚⚡👔🌏🎄🥞🏓🎁💗🎫💚⛳🍧📕👑🐝 | 2019-06-17 22:54:59 |
| 76561198179695038 | 📘 ☂ 📒 ☂ 🐛 ☂ 🌸 ☂ 🏀 ☂ 👃 ☂ 🎫 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🚙 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 💄 ☂ ⚡ ☂ 🐠 ☂ 😺 Scully: What do you think?Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on. "The X-Files: Darkness Falls"Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open. "The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"🌏 ☂ 💚 ☂ 🥗 ☂ 📕 ☂ 💛 ☂ 🕺 ☂ 🏓 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 🥒 ☂ 🌽 ☂ 💄 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 📀 ☂ 🐟 | 2019-06-17 21:46:01 |
| 76561198211741980 | Are you afraid of flying | | 🌏🏓👳🥗🥒🚗🎁🍆in airplanes? (How come?) | | 🎍⚡🏓💙🎄🎫😺🚗 | 2019-06-17 20:55:10 |
| Jackie Chun | +Rep | 2019-06-17 18:18:20 |
| 76561198211895108 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👾 * 🐊 * 📕 * 👃 * 🔋 * 💙 * 🏀 * 😺 * 📘 * 🥞 * 🎍 * 💄 * 👔 * 🚗 * 🚙 * 📀ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."ㅤ* WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.ㅤ* A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.🌏 * 🏀 * 🎄 * 🐝 * 🌽 * 🌋 * ⛳ * 🍇 * 🏓 * 🐛 * 📒 * 📘 * 👑 * 🥗 * 💗 * 🎫ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-06-17 15:12:06 |
| 76561198179843803 | 👃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏀 🎍 🍧 📕 ⛳ 🎽 👑 🌽 🐛 📘 💃 🥒 📀 👾 🌂 💚 🍖Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm theonly ashtray. When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serveit on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone 🚕 🌏 🐊 😺 🎈 🐳 💗 🍆 💛 📗 🐠 🚙 🎁 💙 🌳 🕺 | 2019-06-17 14:00:02 |
| 76561198179854946 | Brian: 🚗 Oh, 🎄 my 👔 god, 🥞 that 🎈 was 🎍 hilarious! 👑 Lois: 🚘 What 🎽 does 🏓 that 🔋 say 🚕 into 📘 me? 💗 Oh, 🥒 go ⚡ [beep] 🏓 Lois: 🎁 yourself 🌳 Diane. 🍇 [Brian 🎍 spits] 💄 Stewie: 😺 She 🍆 said 💎 a 🐠 swear! | 2019-06-17 12:35:00 |
| 76561198179802829 | 👑👽🚗|👾🌸⚡| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙🌏🎽|Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog. ??? | 2019-06-17 11:09:59 |
| 76561198179757550 | | 👹💛🥒🌏😺🐛🏓🐳🎈🚙🥞💙📗⚡💄👾🏀💚:sakurabeachayumilaug Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for aBloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.(Hogfather) | 🎽📀👃🎄🍇🍖⛳💃🎁🕺👔💄👳🎄🎫📒💃🚙:eve_mar | 2019-06-17 11:07:11 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐠 📗 📘 💛 🍆 👽 📕 ⚡ 💗 👳👔 [] 🐊 💃 🎄 📒 🎫 🚕 🍧 🥗 🏀 🥒 🚗"Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people intowinners and losers." -Hobbes being sarcasticThe only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no realapplication in life. -- Calvin"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." --- Calvin🍇 👑 🐝 ⛳ 🚘 🍖 💛 🕺 💚 🎈 | 2019-06-17 10:03:57 |
| Elenka | Lovely day. | 2019-06-17 07:41:52 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🍖👽🎁 Performance review for 👾💛💄 Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. 🎍 + 📘 = 💚 | 2019-06-17 07:02:36 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🥞🐟🐠 Performance review for 💚👑💃 Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. responds well when put under pressure – but prefers not to be pressurized all the time. always completes any assignment on time and to a high standard. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. 🌳 + 📘 = 🚕 | 2019-06-17 04:45:34 |
| 76561198211842796 | Which TV family is most like your own? >> 🥗💄🥞💎🍧 << | 2019-06-17 02:56:42 |
| 76561198211850636 | "Aw, 🐠 poor 🍇 baby, 🐊 chipped ⚡ a 🥗 fang." 🚗 -Leela 🚕 "Hey, 🕺 I 👃 got 🌂 a 📘 busted 🎍 ass 📕 here! 💚 I 🐳 don't 🌽 see 🥞 anyone 🐛 kissing 👹 it." 💎 -Bender 💛 "All 🎍 right, 🐟 I'm 🌋 coming." 🚙 -Zoidberg | 2019-06-16 18:39:30 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚙👳🍖🎽🌽 |When's the last time you| 🚗🎍🎫🐊👹🐝👔🐟👽💛💃💄👑 |stayed up all night?| 💙🐛🏓👃🕺🥗📗💗 | 2019-06-16 16:20:00 |
| 76561198179633358 | Lois: 🐝 Peter, 🕺 did 🎍 you 💃 take 🍖 care 💛 of 🎄 that... 🚘 Peter: 🍧 What? 💚 Oh, 🚕 my 🏓 growth! 💎 Yeah, 👃 I 🥗 had 🚗 the ⚡ doctor 🏀 looking 🎫 at 🚙 it. 🌳 Doctor: 🐝 Mr. 🎽 Griffin, 🌸 that 🐛 isn't 🍆 your 👹 growth, 🌽 that's 🐳 your 🥒 penis. 🎁 Peter: 📕 What 👔 about 🐠 the... 📀 Doctor: 🔋 Testicles. | 2019-06-16 15:26:10 |
| 76561198179814253 | ღ When👔 ✤ you're🥞💚 ✴ dining🌸🚗🌽 ∞ out🕺🎄👽🎈 ✦ and💙😺🐛🎁🍇 ✯ you🌂🐳💃👳🎄📘 ☁ suspect something's wrong, you're probably right. | 2019-06-16 15:04:00 |
| 76561198179702987 | ⛳ ✥ 🐝 ✥ 🎽 ✥ 👹 ✥ 👾 ✥ 🌸 ✥ 🥒 ✥ 📒 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 🚙ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts ⚡ ✥ 👔 ✥ 🌏 ✥ ⛳ ✥ 🍖 ✥ 💛 ✥ 🍆 ✥ 🔋 ✥ 🌋 ✥ 🌽 I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can. 🥞 ✥ 🥗 ✥ 💃 ✥ 💎 ✥ 🎄 ✥ 🥞 ✥ 🏓 ✥ 🐟 ✥ 📕 ✥ 🐳 | 2019-06-16 11:16:15 |
| 76561198179361029 | 👔 ✯ 💚 ✯ 👳 ✯ 🏀 ✯ 🥞 ✯ ⛳ ✯ 👹 ✯ 📘 ✯ 🎁 ✯ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ✯ 🎫 ✯ 🌂 ✯ 🚕 ✯ 💙 ✯ 🔋 ✯ 🍖 ✯ 💛 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🕺 HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP... ⚡ ✯ 🥗 ✯ 🎈 ✯ 🍆 ✯ 👹 ✯ 👳 ✯ 🚙 ✯ 🍧 ✯ 📒 ✯ 👽 | 2019-06-16 09:10:22 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- What has roots as nobody sees,Is taller than trees,Up, up it goes,And yet never grows?But scientists, who ought to knowAssure us that it must be so.Oh, let us never, never doubtWhat nobody is sure about. -- Hilaire BellocThe trouble with youIs the trouble with me.Got two good eyesBut we still don't see. -- Robert Hunter, "Workingman's Dead" -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- | 2019-06-16 08:14:11 |
| 76561198211879112 | 📗📕👾🚕🎽😺🐠🥒🕺📀🎍💄💗🍆🐛Early: "Is it still her room when it's empty? Does the room, the thing,have purpose? Or do we... What's the word?"Simon: "I really can't help you."👳🌂🚙🐝🐳🎁👽📕🌏👹🌳📒👔👑👔 | 2019-06-16 08:13:17 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🐊 ● 🍇 You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.🌽 ● 🌂 -- Han Solo 🍧💗🌳 | 2019-06-16 06:41:47 |
| 76561198179854946 | 👳 ☺ 🎍 ☺ 👔 ☺ 🍖 ☺ 💗 ☺ 🕺 ☺ 🐊 ☺ 💛 ☺ 🎫 ☺ ⚡ ☺ 🐠 ☺ 🎄 If your job isn't your passion, what is? 🍆 ☺ 📕 ☺ 📗 ☺ 📒 ☺ 🐟 ☺ 🏀 ☺ 📀 ☺ 🌳 ☺ 🚙 ☺ 🚗 ☺ 📘 ☺ 📒 | 2019-06-16 01:25:42 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👃 -- 🌋 -- 🎽 -- 🚙 -- 🥒 -- 👳 -- 🚘 -- 🚗 -- 🔋 -- 🥞 -- 🌏 -- 🍖 -- 👔 -- 🥒 -- 👹 Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends!We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!There behind the glass there's a real blade of grass,Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.Come inside, the show's about to start,Guaranteed to blow your head apart.Rest assured, you'll get your money's worth,Greatest show, in heaven, hell or earth!You gotta see the show! It's a dynamo!You gotta see the show! It's rock 👃 -- 🐛 -- 🍆 -- 💛 -- 🏓 -- 💎 -- 📀 -- 🎈 -- 🐊 -- 🍇 -- 👑 -- ⛳ -- 🏀 -- 🎄 -- 💃 | 2019-06-15 23:37:38 |
| 76561198179517018 | ☼ If💚 ☎ puns💛👾 ♦ were💄📀🐛 ✣ deli🎽📕📗🌽 ♀ meat,🌏🌂👳👹🚙 ↕ this🐳🎍😺🏓🍇🥗 ☂ would be the wurst. | 2019-06-15 21:55:37 |
| 76561198179702987 | ✈ Vegetables🐝 ♂ are🎽🚗 ✔ what🎍🐛💃 ღ food🚕🐳⛳💄 ❂ eats.📀📘🌸🥗👑 ✭ Fruit🍧🔋🌂💙📒💗 ☁ are vegetables that fool you by tasting good. Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them. -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams | 2019-06-15 20:23:31 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐊 ✣ 🎈 ✣ 🥞 ✣ 🚘 ✣ 👽 ✣ 🍇 ✣ 📀 ✣ 💗 ✣ 🐛 ✣ 🎽 ✣ 👹 ✣ 📒 How long can you go without checking your emails or texts? 🌳 ✣ 🎫 ✣ 💃 ✣ 👳 ✣ 🌽 ✣ 🎄 ✣ 🌂 ✣ 👔 ✣ ⚡ ✣ 👾 ✣ 🏓 ✣ 🥗 | 2019-06-15 19:31:31 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🌸👔🎄🚕🎍 |What is the scariest| 👃🌂💙😺🚘🚙🌋⚡🐟📕👽🔋🚘 |movie you've ever seen?| 🐝🏀🥒🎈👳🎫💛🕺 | 2019-06-15 18:11:16 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🍆 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📗 🚗 👳 🌂 🌏 🎁 🌳 😺 🥗 👔 💃 📕 🚙 🚘 👃 🐟 🐊I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position. Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last HurrahSam: Well, look at you. You look like the cat that swallowed the canary.Norm: And I need a beer to wash him down. -- Cheers, Norm's Last HurrahWoody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass. -- Cheers, Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2 🌸 🌽 💄 📒 🎄 📘 💛 🐳 🔋 🏓 🍆 🚕 🐛 💗 🐝 🌸 | 2019-06-15 14:27:03 |
| 76561198179639682 | 💚💄🥞🕺⛳ - ✔ ღ ✿ ❃ ☼ ß ♦ ✣ ٿ ☻ ❦ ✤ ↕ ♂ ♡ ✱ ☆ ✧ ♂ ♥⚡🐟👹🍖🎄 - What would you do if you 👳🎫🐝🐛🌏 - ㅤㅤ were invisible for a day? 🌂💙🥗🌽🍖 - ♥ ♂ ✧ ☆ ✱ ♡ ♂ ↕ ✤ ❦ ☻ ٿ ✣ ♦ ß ☼ ❃ ✿ ღ ✔ | 2019-06-15 13:53:04 |
| 76561198211879112 | ⚡🐟 👃💗🚙🍆 do it big. 😺💃🌳👔 GL HF, ♠✿☺♥♧ LOOK. "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ (♥_♥) ô¿ô ^ↀᴥↀ^ ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ I EXPECT YOU ARE GOING FANCY YOUR NEW GAME* ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ (♥_♥) ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ 🐊💄 | 2019-06-15 13:37:04 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🐛🐝🏓 Performance review for 🎽💃🌏 In all aspects of work, is not satisfied unless achieving the highest standards. Works relentlessly to improve skills and knowledge, and the quality of work output. Sometimes needs to be reminded to negotiate, but then does so reasonably well, and sometimes manages to get others to change their position and get a good deal. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. 🎍 + 📀 = 🐠 | 2019-06-15 11:25:18 |
| 76561198179860286 | ☁ IT👑 ∞ MAKES💙🚙 ☼ ME👹⛳👃 ♦ MAD🌂🐳👽🌏 ♀ when🌽🌋⚡🍆🚗 ❄ I🐛📒💎🏀🥒🌸 ❄ go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988. | 2019-06-15 11:02:14 |
| 76561198179635013 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👃 * 🏓 * 📗 * 🚘 * 🔋 * 🍇 * 👳 * 💃 * 💛 * 🐊 * 👹 * 🍆 * ⛳ * 🥞 * 🎫 * 🏀ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.ㅤ* A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."ㅤ* My biggest problem with the younger generation is I'm not in it.📒 * 👹 * 👽 * 💎 * 🌏 * 💚 * 💃 * 💛 * 🐛 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 👃 * 🎍 * 👾 * 📕 * 👳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-06-15 09:50:12 |
| 76561198179419823 | --------------------------------------------------------------There's another way to survive. Mutual trust -- and help. -- Kirk, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknownBlast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in thehuman body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about. -- McCoy, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4--------------------------------------------------------------📕🌏🐛📒🥗🍖🎽👑🐝🌂🕺📗🌽💙💗🎄📀🐳🚗🚙📘🎁🌸🥒👃🐟🐠🐛💛🎽💚👹🌋🔋🍆⚡👽🚕🌂💎🎫🚗🥞🚙🐊 | 2019-06-15 08:23:05 |
| 76561198211842796 | ❃ There🔋 ☺ are🎽⚡ ♀ twenty-five💗👃🚗 ∞ people🎍🍧👹💙 ✰ left📀📗🥒📕🎁 ♂ in🐳🌏🌽🌳💄🚕 ✿ the world, and twenty-seven of them are hamburgers. -- Ed Sanders | 2019-06-15 07:33:07 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎈 ✏ 🌳 ✏ 🌽 ✏ 🎫 ✏ 🕺 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 📀 ✏ 👾 ✏ 💃 ✏ ⛳ Name a product or service you love so much that you'd happily be that company's spokesperson. 💚 ✏ 👹 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 💎 ✏ 🎁 ✏ 🚘 ✏ 🔋 ✏ 🌸 ✏ 🐳 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🍖 ✏ 😺 | 2019-06-15 06:50:10 |
| 76561198211715440 | ♪ On🐊 ✱ the🍧🌽 ✿ other📕🐟👑 ♀ hand,🍖🚙🕺🌳 ✔ life🎁🌂🥗📘👃 ∞ can🐠🎫💄👽😺👔 ✥ be💛🥒💃🐛🍇📀🚗 ☆ an👹🎄⚡📘🌸🚙🐝👔 ❖ endless🐊🌽🍇🌋🥗🏓🍧👳📒 ❃ parade of TRANSSEXUAL QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!! | 2019-06-15 04:13:02 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🏀🍇👳🐊🍖🌽🌳💎🎍🌋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚘👑🚙🐠😺🎫💗💛🎽🎄 » work chairs on gravel ✦ » when princes cheat to loiter ✯ » because lounges walk ٿ 🐛📕⚡👾🌸⛳👃🌏👹🍧 » breaking with totem ❂ » You refriended the barbers ↕ » throughout the clothing ✰ 👳🥗📀🔋🚗🐳📗💄🌽👔 » fie the pulling asked! ✬ » zounds! Oh! basking basking shoe. ♠ » Emperor runs soon ✳ 🐟😺💃🥒🍧⚡🚙🏓⛳👃 | 2019-06-15 03:10:04 |
| 76561198179589975 | --------------------------------------------------------------We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu!It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7--------------------------------------------------------------👃💄🔋💎📒🐟🌋📗🏓🎫💚💛🌂📀🎄📘🎍🏀👑🌏🐳🎈🥞🚙👾🐛💃🐝👽🍧💄⚡🐠📀🥒🎽🥞🌳🍆💃💗👔🐝🐊👳 | 2019-06-15 02:50:02 |
| 76561198179509657 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🥞Really?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!! ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💛 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚗"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered." ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚙 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📘 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📒 | 2019-06-15 01:41:01 |
| 76561198179782901 | | 🔋🚕🍆🎈🐠🐛👾📒📗🏓🎫👃💛👽🚘🚗📀🚙:yuricr CONCORDE: It goes twice as fast as a bullet and you get smoked salmon. -- From A Scientific Encyclopedia for the Enquiring Young Nome by Angalo de Haberdasheri (Terry Pratchett, Wings) | 🐟💃😺🍖🌏🐛🌂🔋🎽👑👳💄💚💙🌳👔⚡👹:weed | 2019-06-15 00:38:01 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🔋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 💄 ⚡ 🎍 💗 👑 🕺 🍧 🚙 😺 🌋 🌂 🌳 🌏 💛 💙 👳It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy getsanother beer. -- Cheers Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat. 🥗 🏀 👽 👾 🌋 📀 🎄 📕 🚕 🎫 ⛳ 🚗 😺 🎽 🥞 📘 | 2019-06-15 00:30:03 |
| 76561198179847314 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👳 * 👹 * 🐊 * 💎 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 💙 * 🎈 * 🥒 * 🕺 * 👃 * 💗 * 🚘 * 🚙 * 📕 * 💛ㅤ* A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.ㅤ* Mail your packages early so the Post Office has time to lose them before Christmas.ㅤ* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.🌋 * ⛳ * 🐳 * 😺 * 🐟 * 👑 * 👽 * 💄 * 🥗 * 🍇 * 🚗 * 🐝 * 🍖 * 🕺 * ⛳ * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-06-15 00:12:01 |
| 76561198179635013 | 😺 Dear ... 💄 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 👽 ☼ 👾 ☼ 💛 ☼ 🚘 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 💃 ☼ 📀 ☼ 📕 ☼ 💎 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🥒 ☼ 💙 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🐠 Yours truly, Evan Zollner (the cat)🌏 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167042758 💚 | 2019-06-14 22:40:59 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🎍 Dear ... 👳 → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 🐠 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 👹 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 🚙 ✴ 👔 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🍧 ✴ 🌸 ✴ 💚 ✴ 🏓 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 💙 Yours truly, Malik Ruess (the cat)🎄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167077890 💃 | 2019-06-14 22:29:59 |
| 76561198179863334 | 📘💛⛳🚗🌸🎫🔋📒🍧👳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌂🎍💎🚕🎄🍖📗😺🎈🚘 » behind the water, ❄ » Mexico and Alice work. ♣ » Cuba starts breaking. ✏ 🌋🥗💙⚡👾🥞🌸🐊🏀🍇 » following my hand, ☣ » Monkey challenged my lounges ✿ » beside my luggage ✧ 💛🥒🕺🐝💄🐛👑💃🐟👽 » sweeping your target ❋ » I uncovered your lounges ❖ » before your luggage ∞ 🌏🌽💚🏓🐳🐊📀📕📗👃 | 2019-06-14 19:54:41 |
| 76561198211882476 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚙 * 💄 * 👃 * 🌏 * 📒 * 👽 * 🐠 * 🍆 * 🍆 * 👳 * 💚 * 🌸 * 🌏 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 🌂ㅤ* Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.ㅤ* For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.ㅤ* Man: Doctor, I've just swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Man: A little down in the mouth.🎈 * 🥞 * 🕺 * 🎄 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 🚙 * 🎽 * 🚕 * 🥒 * 🌸 * 🚘 * 📗 * 🏓 * 👔 * 🌽ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-06-14 16:03:55 |
| 76561198211655604 | [Peter 💃 and 📒 Brian 🎍 have 🕺 just 💎 jumped 🐠 their 😺 car 🔋 off 💛 a 📗 flatbed 🍇 truck 🚗 like 🏓 The 🎄 Dukes 🥞 of 🕺 Hazzard] 🐊 Peter: 👹 Oh, 🍆 man. 🌽 That 🐟 was 📀 great. 🚙 Hey, 🍖 maybe ⚡ next 🎈 time 🍧 we 🥗 can 👔 get 🌂 Meg 💚 to 🐝 be 👃 Boss 🌸 Hogg 👾 and ⛳ Chris 😺 can 💎 be 🌋 Anus. 🥗 Brian: 💄 Enis. 🎁 Peter: 🐊 What'd 🚘 I 🏀 say? 🎽 Brian: 🎍 Anus. ⚡ [Peter 💗 laughs 👳 hysterically] | 2019-06-14 14:01:36 |
| 76561198179841167 | --------------------------------------------------------------The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred. Thatthe love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable ofdestroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love sodeeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being. -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, itis only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5--------------------------------------------------------------💙🎄👑🌂👽🍇🏓📀😺🐛🐳🌸🏀🥞👔🔋📗👳🍖🍧📗🐟💄⚡💗💛⛳🍆🌽👽💎👹👃🍧📕🥗💚👔👑💃🌋🥒🎁🐳🎈 | 2019-06-14 10:38:13 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🚙💃👾 Performance review for 👃📗🌸 has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. accepts criticism cheerfully, and uses criticism productively to develop own abilities and skills. Able to concentrate and stay focused for periods of several hours, even when tasks are relatively mundane, and doesn't make mistakes. They have a high boredom threshold. 🥞 + 🐳 = 📕 | 2019-06-14 09:29:14 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👾👽👃🚗💛🍇🌋🐛😺🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌸🎫💙📕⛳💛🚙🍧👹🐝 » face plunder to you ♪ » he admired and attached more ✫ » I asked honesty ♀ 🚘🎈🎄🥞💃👑🐟👽💄🐛 » playing your river ☆ » I departed your blossoms ♥ » before your water ♀ 💎👳🎍🍆🏓👃🌏🐊📕🚕 » Canada borrowed ❃ » until the money inflated ✏ » and the crayons made ✯ 🥗🌸📘🎁📒💎🥒👹📀💙 | 2019-06-14 07:35:11 |
| 76561198179634913 | --------------------------------------------------------------If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.7The only solution is ... a balance of power. We arm our side with exactlythat much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult,dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves both sides. -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8--------------------------------------------------------------🥒🌸🌽🌏🥗💃🎁👾👹⛳🐳📀🌳🎈🍧🥞📒💙🚙🍖🏓🚘🐛💛🥞🍧💄🎄🌸🥒🐝📘📀💎🚗💚🌽🎍👔👹🥗🌋🍆🚕💗 | 2019-06-14 06:10:10 |
| 76561198179730218 | Speak roughly to your little VAX, And boot it when it crashes;It knows that one cannot relax Because the paging thrashes! Wow! Wow! Wow!I speak severely to my VAX, And boot it when it crashes;In spite of all my favorite hacks My jobs it always thrashes! Wow! Wow! Wow! 😪 There was a thoughtful pause in the conversation as the assembled Brethrenmentally divided the universe into the deserving and the undeserving, andput themselves on the appropriate side. -- The Elucidated Brethren see the light (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!) 😷 * gxam wonders if all these globals are really necessary<Knghtbrd> most of them at the moment yes<Knghtbrd> we REALLY need to clean them up at some point<Knghtbrd> gxam: the globals will have to go away as we migrate towards modularity and madness (ie, libtool) 😘"Can you program?" "Well, I'm literate, if that's what you mean!"😶 | 2019-06-14 01:30:48 |
| 76561198211879112 | 👃🐊🌸 Performance review for 💎🥞👽 completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. 💗 + 🎽 = 🐟 | 2019-06-14 01:16:48 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🎽⛳🚕 Performance review for 🚗🎁👔 Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. Able to concentrate and stay focused for period of several hours when a task is interesting, but attention may waver if a job is relatively mundane. 🐠 + 🐊 = 🍖 | 2019-06-13 23:56:45 |
| 76561198211598984 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💚 * 💃 * 🍆 * 💛 * 🐳 * 🐝 * 🎈 * 👽 * 🍆 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 💗 * 🐛 * 🌂 * 😺 * 🎽ㅤ* A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.ㅤ* My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.ㅤ* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.🍇 * ⛳ * 🚕 * 💄 * ⚡ * 🌸 * 🌳 * 👔 * 🚙 * 🏀 * 🍧 * 🐝 * 🐠 * 💛 * 📘 * 🐊ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-06-13 23:43:53 |
| 76561198179668874 | --------------------------------------------------------------Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready. -- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever", stardate unknownI'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9--------------------------------------------------------------🐊⚡🚘📕📀🌋🍧💚🔋🎈🕺👃🐟🏀👑🥒🐛💗🍆🎁💎📒👽💃😺🍆🎍💄🎄👳👾👹🚙🚕🌸🎫📘💛🌂🐊🥞💎🍖🥒📀 | 2019-06-13 20:35:33 |
| 76561198179804107 | 💙 ❉ 🎄 ❉ 📕 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 😺 ❉ 🚘 ❉ 🎄 ❉ 👹 ❉ 🏓 ❉ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ❉ 🍇 ❉ 🚙 ❉ 🍖 ❉ 👔 ❉ 🌽 ❉ ⛳ ❉ 🐟 ❉ 📒 ❉ 🌸 The problems of business administration in general, and database management inparticular are much to difficult for people that think in IBMese, compoundedwith sloppy english. -- Edsger Dijkstra 👾 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 🚗 ❉ 🎍 ❉ 🥒 ❉ 🏓 ❉ 👃 ❉ 🐳 ❉ 🌋 ❉ 🥗 | 2019-06-13 19:47:38 |
| 76561198179618386 | Fry: 👃 That 💗 clover 🎫 helped 🐊 my 👹 rat-fink 🥞 brother 💚 steal 🐳 my 😺 dream 🌂 of 🐟 going 🔋 into 🐠 📗 space. 💎 Now 📒 I'll 📀 never 🍇 get 🏀 there. 🎍 ⛳ Leela: ⚡ You 📕 went 🕺 there 🌳 this 🚘 morning 👳 for 💃 donuts. | 2019-06-13 19:10:33 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🐝 ✖ 💗 What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working🐛 ✖ 🐟 when he's staring out the window. 💃🐊👳 | 2019-06-13 18:31:35 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👽💛💄 What would your dream house be like? 🕺👔🎍 | 2019-06-13 16:52:31 |
| 76561198179424285 | | 📗🌂🌽👾📕📘👽🚕💛🚗🍇🎄🐝🏀🌳🐳🚙🐟:WinkyFac "What did it feel like?""Have you ever been bitten by a viper?""No.""In that case you'll understand exactly what it felt like.""hmmmm?""It wasnt like a snake bite at all."(Sourcery) | 👹⚡🌋📀🔋💎🌏🌸🐛🥞👾🎍🍖👑📒💚🎈🍆:lis | 2019-06-13 13:51:22 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🥒 👳 🎽 🌂 📗 😺 🐠 🚘 🚙 🌸🐝 [] 📘 🐟 📕 👽 ⚡ 🎍 👹 🍆 👃 🏓 👔Calvin : I think we have got enough information now, don't you? Hobbes : All we have is one "fact" that you made up. Calvin : That's plenty. By the time we add an introduction, a few illustrations and a conclusion, it'll look like a graduate thesis.If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do itagain. -- CalvinSometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere inthe universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin🎄 👑 📒 💗 💎 ⛳ 🥞 🎈 👾 🔋 | 2019-06-13 13:15:28 |
| 76561198179668874 | Have you ever | | 🐟⛳🎁💄🚙📕🚕🕺had a mentor? | | 📘📗🌋😺📒💃👔💚 | 2019-06-13 09:14:10 |
| 76561198211562428 | 😺🐊 ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ "(◔/‿\◔) ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN| ß❋✧ get funky! 🎽🏀👳🌳 WE ASSUME YOU'LL LIKE THIS STUFF| 📕🌏💚🚘 ⚡💃 | 2019-06-13 09:03:08 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🌋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👃 👽 🍧 🌋 🔋 💙 😺 ⛳ 👾 💄 ⚡ 📒 🎈 🎫 🚙 👹 🚕Because the wine remembers. Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question. 🍇 🥗 🥞 🎽 💃 🥒 🎁 🌸 🎍 🌏 👑 💚 🌂 👾 💗 🎽 | 2019-06-13 07:42:08 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🕺😺🥒 Tell me about a favorite event of your adulthood/childhood. 💄🎈🌽 | 2019-06-13 05:59:08 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎁 Dear ... 💙 → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull 🔋 ✈ 🐠 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 🥞 ✈ 🍧 ✈ 🍖 ✈ 🚙 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 👳 ✈ 💗 ✈ 🌽 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🎈 ✈ 🥒 ✈ 🐳 Yours truly, Shila Prevatt (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167017394 🎄 | 2019-06-13 04:21:03 |
| 76561198179854946 | 📗 ❁ 🍖 ❁ 👾 ❁ 🎁 ❁ 💃 ❁ 🎽 ❁ 🥗 ❁ 👃 ❁ 📀 ❁ 💗 ❁ 🍆 ❁ 👽 ❁ 📘 ❁ 💛 Midget: You'd be surprised how many woman find my size intriguingly alluring.Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well. "The X-Files: Humbug"Mulder: If you detect a hint of skepticism or incredulity in Agent Scully's voice, it's because of the overwhelming evidence gathered by the FBI debunking virtually all claims of ritual abuse by satanic cults.Det. Angela White: Is that true?Mulder: Don't ask me! "The X-Files: Syzygy"🥒 ❁ 🎈 ❁ 🍖 ❁ 🚙 ❁ 💎 ❁ 👳 ❁ 🌏 ❁ 🌂 ❁ 🎄 ❁ 🥞 ❁ 🐟 ❁ 👑 ❁ 📗 ❁ 🏓 | 2019-06-13 03:55:05 |
| 76561198179797383 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💄 * 💙 * 💛 * 🎍 * 🌏 * 🚕 * 🚗 * 🎄 * 🐟 * 👳 * 🌋 * 💚 * 🌽 * 🍧 * 💃 * 🌳ㅤ* Caffeine is for people who feel they aren't irritable enough on their own.ㅤ* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.ㅤ* Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!🌂 * 📘 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 👔 * 👹 * 👃 * ⛳ * 🥗 * 🏀 * 🕺 * 😺 * 💚 * 👾 * 💗 * 📀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-06-13 01:55:08 |
| 76561198179668874 | "Just 🌏 make 🎁 a 🐊 simple 🌋 cake. 📒 And 📘 this 💗 time, 🥒 if 🚙 someone's 🍇 going 📕 to 😺 jump 🏓 out 🍧 of 🥗 it, ⚡ make 👽 sure 📒 to 🐠 put 👔 them 🍇 in 🌸 after 🌽 you 🐛 cook 🎽 it." 📗 🐝 -Leela | 2019-06-12 22:05:04 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Performance review for Reacts quickly and decisively in an emergency, keeping a cool head and effectively leading others. Always succeeds in explaining ideas clearly. Others find easy to understand. They also has the ability to listen carefully to what others are saying, to understand and then to respond appropriately. Conversations with are two-way. Aiming for a top job in the organization. They set very high standards, aware that this will bring attention and promotion. Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. + = | 2019-06-12 20:58:03 |
| 76561198211691280 | ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥗"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've gotto undo it." ♥ 🔋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌋Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚗 | 2019-06-12 20:55:57 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌂 Dear ... 😺 → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy 📘 ☀ 💚 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 🐳 ☀ 🎈 ☀ 🏀 ☀ 🕺 ☀ 💛 ☀ 🎍 ☀ 📒 ☀ 🚗 ☀ 📗 ☀ 🍇 ☀ 💙 Yours truly, Maranda Ghanayem (the cat)⛳ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094170 🌽 | 2019-06-12 20:50:58 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🔋 ☂ 🎁 The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."💄 ☂ 🐟 -- Johnny Carson 👽📒📘 | 2019-06-12 20:18:58 |
| 76561198179842674 | [Brian's 🎍 been 🕺 hired 🐠 as 📀 a 👳 drug-sniffing 🚗 cop 📘 dog] 📗 Peter: 🥞 Hey, 🌸 Brian. 🍆 If 🎄 cops ⛳ are ⚡ pigs, 👔 does 🏓 that 🔋 make 🐟 you 🥞 a 🏓 Snausage? 🍖 [he 🎫 laughs] 🥒 Brian: 🌽 Clever, 🍧 Peter. 🎄 Did 📕 you 📀 stay 🚗 up 💙 all 🥗 night 🐝 writing 🚕 that? 🌋 Peter: 🌳 No, 🍆 I 💗 got 🐊 to 😺 bed 👔 around 🌸 two, 🚙 two-thirty. | 2019-06-12 19:37:57 |
| 76561198211598984 | What kind of people | | 🐟👃🌳📕🍇🐝🏀⛳do you like? | | 🥒👳🎈🚘⚡🐊🌋🍧 | 2019-06-12 17:08:00 |
| 76561198179518505 | ♠ In🎁 ☼ Mexico👾💚 ✱ we🐠🐝🚗 ♂ have🚙🎽🐳🌽 ✩ a💃👽👹🌳😺 ✈ word👔🐠💎💛⛳🐛 ❁ for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon | 2019-06-12 16:14:56 |
| 76561198211562428 | ⛳🎽🐠|📀🚘🔋| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🏀👃🥒|Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate?A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away. wut | 2019-06-12 14:27:52 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📒 🐳 👹 📕 🚕 🌳 🕺 👳 💃 🔋 💙 🍖 🎫 🎍 📀 🎁 ⛳Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm theonly ashtray. Symptom: Floor blurred.Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer.Symptom: Floor moving.Fault: You are being carried out.Action Required: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped. -- Bar Troubleshooting 🚘 🌂 🚗 💛 🎄 💎 🐊 🚕 🍆 💗 🏀 🥞 🚙 👾 👃 📘 | 2019-06-12 13:21:55 |
| 76561198179633358 | ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👑I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae West ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👑Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 💚 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-06-12 10:50:54 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🚕 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 📘 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 👹 ☁ 😺 Mulder: Scully, I love you. (add libbed by DD when Mulder sees Modell behind him in the mirror - that's a nice little error to have slipped by editing!) HEH HEH HEH! "The X-Files: Pusher"Mulder: You know, I always wanted a peg-leg. It was a boyhood thing I never grew out of. "The X-Files: Quagmire"🥗 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 🏓 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 👔 ☁ 👳 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 📗 ☁ 👾 ☁ ⚡ ☁ 🍇 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🚗 | 2019-06-12 05:53:51 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎈 ↕ 📘 ↕ 👳 ↕ 🎄 ↕ 👽 ↕ 👔 ↕ 👳 ↕ 🌸 ↕ 👾 ↕ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ↕ 🍖 ↕ 📀 ↕ 📕 ↕ 🔋 ↕ 💙 ↕ 🌂 ↕ 🐳 ↕ 🚙 ↕ 💛 It's multiple choice time... What is FORTRAN? a: Between thre and fiv tran. b: What two computers engage in before they interface. c: Ridiculous. 🍆 ↕ 💃 ↕ 💚 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 🐊 ↕ 📕 ↕ 👃 ↕ 🐟 ↕ 🎫 ↕ 📒 | 2019-06-12 04:25:46 |
| 76561198179556699 | | 🥞📗🌏🎈💎🥗🌽📕🎫⚡⛳🌂🐟🐝🍖🐛👑🎄:AliciaVanVolis 'Never trust a ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn't in the job.'(Guards! Guards!) | 🎫💗🎁👔📗🏓🌸💎👽📀🐠📘🚙🥞💄💛🌳🎽:LiselotCut | 2019-06-12 02:59:41 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🌽 -- 🍧 -- 💄 -- 💚 -- 👹 -- 🥒 -- 🚕 -- 🎽 -- 📗 -- 🏀 -- 😺 -- 📘 -- 💙 -- 🐊 -- 👳 No pig should go sky diving during monsoonFor this isn't really the norm.But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,So what? Any pork in a storm.No pig should go sky diving during monsoon,It's risky enough when the weather is fine.But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roarCast even more perils before swine.As me an' me marrer was readin' a tyape,The tyape gave a shriek mark an' tried tae escyape;It skipped ower the gyate ta 🐠 -- 🚘 -- 🌸 -- 🎁 -- 🎍 -- ⚡ -- ⛳ -- 💃 -- 👔 -- 🚗 -- 🐳 -- 🔋 -- 🥞 -- 🌳 -- 👑 | 2019-06-12 00:42:34 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🍇📀🌂|⛳🎈🐝| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄💎🏓|Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert. idk | 2019-06-12 00:02:33 |
| 76561198211794508 | --------------------------------------------------------------Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially ifthey're attractive in some way. -- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6--------------------------------------------------------------🍧🎈🥞👽🚙🌽🕺🏓🎄👹📒🌏🕺🔋🌸⚡🐳📕🎍🚕👔🥒💛🌂🐠🐛😺📘⛳🍧🌋👃🍖💎📀💚🌋🌳🚘👳👾🥞🐊🏀🐝 | 2019-06-11 19:51:05 |
| 76561198179842674 | ✧ A🐠 ✳ farm🌏📒 ♥ in🚙🌸🐝 ✫ the👔🐛🐊🍧 ✏ country👑🏀🎈🥗🌽 ✲ side👾😺💙🌋💚🍆 ✦ had several turkeys, it was known as the house of seven gobbles. | 2019-06-11 17:24:06 |
| 76561198179709777 | What are you starving for? >> 📀🐠🔋🍆🐊 << | 2019-06-11 16:58:06 |
| 76561198179603631 | 😺💙⛳ Performance review for 🏓👃🐠 In the face of setbacks or adversity will wait to see how others respond before continuing. Will continue to pursue the objective as long as others lead the way. but will give up otherwise. When ideas are challenged by others, listens to their view politely, but is able to maintain a position firmly and persuasively without aggression. Able to concentrate and stay focused for periods of several hours, even when tasks are relatively mundane, and doesn't make mistakes. They have a high boredom threshold. habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. 🐛 + 🕺 = 🌏 | 2019-06-11 16:33:05 |
| 76561198211670820 | ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐛Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K. ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥞The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌂 | 2019-06-11 10:43:04 |
| 76561198211850636 | "This 🐛 is 🏀 the 🍇 kind 👳 of 🚘 castle ⚡ King 💄 Arthur 🎍 would 👑 have 📕 lived ⛳ in... 💙 if 📒 he 🌋 were 👽 a 🌏 fiddler 🌽 crab." 🍖 -Fry | 2019-06-11 09:01:56 |
| _133 | Li: 👑 Stewie, 🐟 come 🍖 complete 🎄 our 🚙 rainbow. 👹 Stewie: 🌽 I've 🕺 got 📘 a 💃 better 💚 idea. 🎁 Let's 👔 go 📒 play 👽 "swallow 📕 the ⚡ stuff 👽 under 💎 the 💄 sink." | 2019-06-11 08:45:02 |
| 76561198211562428 | Are you a starter or a finisher? >> 🚗🚕🎍👔🥗 << | 2019-06-11 08:40:57 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🥒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎁 💎 👹 📒 🐳 🥗 🚗 👽 👃 🌏 📕 🐟 🎁 🔋 💄 🥞 🌋In a bottle, the neck is always at the top. Fortune finishes the great quotations, #17 "This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet." Juliet, this bud's for you. 🌳 🚘 💗 📘 🎄 🌽 🏓 👑 🍧 🐊 🌸 😺 📘 💚 💛 🍖 | 2019-06-11 06:50:54 |
| 76561198179709777 | | 📒💎📕👽👑🍧👹🐛🌏💄🔋😺🐟👃🌂🚙👳🎍:Mill A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear thatonly the other one snores.(The Fifth Elephant) | 🍆🏓⚡📘💚💃💛🚘🎄🍖🥞🎽🚗⛳🚘🌳🎈🐝:bulaure | 2019-06-11 05:48:55 |
| 76561198179603631 | What fictional character do you wish you could meet? >> 🌸🎽👑🥒🕺 << | 2019-06-11 05:23:59 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🚘🎄👳 Tell me the 3 best things about you. 🌋🎁👹 | 2019-06-11 02:35:52 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🏓 ❄ 🐳 Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see. 💚🥞🌋 | 2019-06-11 02:33:50 |
| 76561198179682287 | ♫ As🐛 ☣ with📀🍖 ★ most💎🐝🌸 ❂ fine🥗🚘⚡🌂 ♪ things,👔🔋🌳🌽🎫 ♣ chocolate💄🎄🍇🏀📒👹 ß has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. -- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion" | 2019-06-11 01:00:47 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🚕 💃 ⛳ 🍧 🎄 🐳 📕 📀 🚘 🏓🥗 [] 📀 🌂 🐊 🥞 🕺 💎 🐠 💚 🎁 🌋 🌳It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. -- CalvinMy behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxicco-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept anyresponsibility for my actions. -- Calvin"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."-Calvin🍆 🚕 👔 🚙 👳 💄 🚗 ⛳ 💛 🎽 | 2019-06-11 00:51:47 |
| 76561198211599340 | 📘 🐛 😺 🌂 📀 🌸 🎫 🎍 🥒 💛📕 [] 👔 🍇 🎁 🎈 🚙 🌏 👳 🏀 🥗 👾 🏓"Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -HobbesI'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. --- CalvinAs usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight. -- Calvin📒 💚 🚘 🌳 🥞 💃 🍧 🐝 📗 💗 | 2019-06-11 00:19:47 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📕💛🌏💚👹🍇🔋🚕🥒🕺👳🚗🥗👔🐠Wash: (to a jar with a cow fetus, mock-serious) "Do not fear me. Ours is apeaceful race, and we must live in harmony..."🐝📘⚡🎈🚙🌳💃🎁👾🐛📀🏀👔💄🚕 | 2019-06-10 22:47:47 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🌂👽😺🐳🥒🌋🍇⚡💛⛳🍆🐠🥞🎈🐊🌏🎁🍇🎍🏓💃🎄⚡💎🍧🌽👹🌳🐟📕 You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it startsto tip over? Well, that's how I feel all the time.-- Steven Wright 😺🥗👾💄👳🐛🚙🐠📀🎫🚕📗👔🌸🔋🏀🐝🐳🚗🔋💙👃⛳🏓📒📘💛🎄🚘🎈 | 2019-06-10 22:27:48 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐊🐟👳👹🥒🌸📒🕺🎫👹 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽📀🏀⚡🌏💚🌂⛳📘💛 » under the luggage, ☼ » Emperor and Monkey work. ☺ » Monkey starts pulling. ♀ 🌳😺🎽🌋🐝🚗🍇🥗🎍🍖 » beside the clothing, ❦ » Japan attached happily. ✭ » England stops feeling. ♂ 🍧🌽💎🔋🎁💃📗🕺👑🎈 » darn the weaving asked! ♣ » hark! hark! running sweeping suit. ❁ » Canada walks soon ✖ 🐠🎄👃🐳🚕🏓👾🚙🥞🚙 | 2019-06-10 21:26:47 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🥗 ☻ 👾 ☻ 🐝 ☻ 🎈 ☻ 📒 ☻ 🌂 ☻ 🐳 ☻ 👽 ☻ 👃 ☻ 🐛 ☻ 🐟 ☻ 💗 ☻ 📘 ☻ ⚡ Scully: Why don't you go on home and get some sleep?Mulder: (laughs at what she said...she smiles...he puts his arms around her waist...she pats his head....she leaves...he puts heart in his desk drawer....) "The X-Files: Paper Hearts"Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. "The X-Files: E.B.E"🎍 ☻ 💃 ☻ 🚕 ☻ 🏓 ☻ 💚 ☻ 🎽 ☻ 🎁 ☻ 🍖 ☻ 🥒 ☻ 🌏 ☻ 🚘 ☻ ⛳ ☻ 🥞 ☻ 🌸 | 2019-06-10 19:48:47 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐳 ☼ 👽 ☼ 💄 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 💛 ☼ 🐟 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 💚 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 📘 ☼ 📀 ☼ 📗 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 🚕 Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...Scully: An invisible elephant?Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear once. "The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.Chung: Oh, have I had my share of mornings like that! "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"📕 ☼ 🌏 ☼ 🐟 ☼ 🐝 ☼ 👹 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🌽 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🎽 | 2019-06-10 19:41:47 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🚗🚘🎍⚡🐝 |Who would play you in| 🏓🌏🎍🌽🥒🎽🌋🍖👾📀📗🍇🐠 |a movie of your life?| 🚙📒🔋🥞🕺💗📕🍧 | 2019-06-10 19:24:47 |
| 76561198211670820 | 👳🏓🕺💚🎈 - ♀ ✳ ❃ ✖ ❦ ☣ ✿ ✿ ♡ ☁ ♀ ♪ ★ ✿ ♦ ✫ ♂ ☼ ❄ ☢🍧📗👑💄🐛 - Tell the person to your right 🚕👾🍖🎁💚 - ㅤㅤ your favorite thing about them. 🎽🐳🌂📀🥒 - ☢ ❄ ☼ ♂ ✫ ♦ ✿ ★ ♪ ♀ ☁ ♡ ✿ ✿ ☣ ❦ ✖ ❃ ✳ ♀ | 2019-06-10 16:31:27 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🍖 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 👾 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 🐠 ❋ 💙 ❋ 🎁 ❋ 🥗 ❋ 💃 ❋ 🐳 ❋ 💚 ❋ 💛 Would you rather have an extra $200 a day, or an extra 2 hours a day? 💎 ❋ 💄 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 🥞 ❋ 🍧 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 🍖 ❋ 🎍 ❋ 🐛 ❋ 📕 ❋ 📀 ❋ 🐟 | 2019-06-10 16:11:21 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👔 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 👃 ☼ 🎽 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 📒 ☼ 🚗 ☼ 💗 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 👳 Under what circumstances do you tend to feel shy? 🎄 ☼ 💎 ☼ 👹 ☼ 👑 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🏓 ☼ 📘 ☼ 📗 ☼ 🐛 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 💄 ☼ 🎁 | 2019-06-10 14:53:52 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🍖🌳🍇💛😺🕺🥒🏀🥗⚡ Here's Some Haiku for You... 👔📕👹💙🥞🐛👳🎄🌏🌂 » feeling your target ❁ » I refriended your papers ✿ » beside your water ❉ 💄💎🚕⛳📗🎈🎁🎽🐊🍧 » While capturing the ☆ » barbers, Suzuki approved ♣ » without feeling truth ♠ 👳🌋🐠⚡👾🔋💛💃🎫🎍 » While admiring the ♀ » papers, Canada measured ☀ » without feeling fog ღ 👃🚗👽📘💚🏓🐝🐳🌳💗 | 2019-06-10 14:47:55 |
| 76561198211842796 | "Being against torture ought to be sort of a bipartisan thing."-- Karl Lehenbauer🤠 You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me from your own life. May it all turn out to your happiness. -- Goethe 😩OS/2 Skyways:The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers millingabout. The announcer says that their flight has just departed, wishes them agood flight, though there are no planes on the runway. Airline personnelwalk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointingfrom time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on thefield. They tell each passenger how good the real flight will be on thesenew jets and how much safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but that theywill have to wait a little longer for the technicians to finish the flightsystems. Maybe until mid-1995. Maybe longer.🤓 | 2019-06-10 09:08:44 |
| 76561198179556699 | What's your favorite thing to do when you're totally alone? >> 🐛🍧👑🐠🌋 << | 2019-06-10 07:49:43 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🕺 Dear ... 👳 → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. 📗 ❄ 💗 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🚘 ❄ 🎈 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 💄 ❄ 📀 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 🐟 ❄ 🌽 Yours truly, Elisabeth Smillie (the cat)🏓 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167046602 👽 | 2019-06-10 07:39:44 |
| 76561198179863334 | --------------------------------------------------------------War is never imperative. -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2"... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It is our worship word too." -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🌋🚕🎄💙📀📕🍇🐛🎽📒💃👽👑⛳💗👾🐊📀🏀🚘🚕🌂🥒🐟👹🍧📒🥗📘📗💛🍖🎫💚👑💄🌽🎄🚗💙🌳🍇🎁💗🚘 | 2019-06-10 05:45:43 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🌳🎽👹|🥞👾🎄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎁🚗📕|A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & GrumpyQ: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates? idk | 2019-06-10 03:22:42 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🐊🚘👑💄😺🍇💃🥒📀👔 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽💗🎄🏀⚡🌏🐳🚕🚙🌋 » While summoning the ☀ » lounges, Suzuki measured ☼ » without weaving air ♀ 🍧👳🔋🌂🎁🥗🎈🐟🌽📗 » leaving my river ❖ » I refriended my elbows ☎ » behind my luggage ✭ 🚗🍇👾🏓👃⛳💛💎🌸🌳 » walk chairs in clothing ✤ » when fingers make to loiter ♂ » because elbows work ☻ 🥒🐝👹🍆📒🐊🐳🍖🎁🐠 | 2019-06-10 02:57:41 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🥞📕💚 Performance review for 💙🌽🍧 They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. 🎍 + 💗 = 🚙 | 2019-06-10 00:09:38 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌸 ∞ 🌳 ∞ 😺 ∞ 🐳 ∞ 💗 ∞ 👃 ∞ 🐟 ∞ 🚙 ∞ 📕 ∞ 🌽 ∞ 🎽 ∞ 📗 ∞ 💄 ∞ 🎽 Scully: (as Mulder is pointing the TV bunny-ears at her forehead) You still planning on making a home here?Mulder: Nah. Not if I can't get the Knicks game.Scully: Well, as long as the brutal infanticide doesn't weigh into your decision...G'night Mulder.Mulder: G'night MOM... "The X-Files: Home"Mulder: Well, I may not have the X-Files, Scully, but I still have my work, and I still have you... "The X-Files: Little Green Men"👑 ∞ 🎍 ∞ 👽 ∞ 👳 ∞ 🚗 ∞ 🍧 ∞ 🐝 ∞ 🌏 ∞ 🐊 ∞ 🍖 ∞ 📀 ∞ 💃 ∞ 🎫 ∞ 💚 | 2019-06-09 23:51:35 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🍆 🌳 🏀 📒 🐠 📀 📘 🎄 🐳 🥒👑 [] 📕 🥞 👹 🐛 🍧 👾 💄 👃 👽 💚 💛I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- Calvin"Someday I'll write my own philosophy book." -Calvin"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -Hobbes🚗 💎 👔 👳 💗 📗 🌋 🚘 😺 🔋 | 2019-06-09 23:16:36 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🥞🐳💃📗🏀⚡⛳🌏👳🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌂🚘🎄📀🎫🐠🎍👾🍖🥞 » feeling with totem ❦ » You uncovered the barbers ♪ » throughout the money ☣ 🚕💙🌋🐛💄🎍🎁🎫🐝🍇 » While capturing the ☻ » lounges, Mexico approved ✴ » without weaving time ✿ 📗👹💛🎈💚🍆🎽📕🔋📒 » While admiring the ✳ » elbows, Emperor measured ♪ » without breaking juice ✤ 🕺🌽🎄💃👽🏓🚘👑🚙🚗 | 2019-06-09 20:38:39 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🥒🚘🥞 Performance review for 💃🐊👔 willingly joins groups, but tends to remain anonymous. Always contributes vigorously to the efforts of the team, whether as a leader or a team member. Understands own weaknesses ond others' strengths and goes to the right people for help. Sympathetically helps others to address their weaknesses. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. 📒 + 💄 = 🐛 | 2019-06-09 19:56:35 |
| 76561198179847314 | Do you like to be saved | | 🌽🐛🏓🐳🍆🎄🐝🚗— or do the saving? | | 🎽🚙🐠💛🌋⚡🔋📘 | 2019-06-09 18:55:35 |
| 76561198179863334 | 📘🐠🐛👳🌋 |Which famous person, dead or alive,| 🐝👾⛳🐟🌳🚕🌸😺🔋💎👹📀🌏 |would you most like to know?| 🎈🥒🍧👃🚙💃📒🐊 | 2019-06-09 18:36:38 |
| 76561198179819778 | 👽👔🐝👹🎽🎈🥞💚🎄🕺📀🌸🐳👃💄Inara: "I just wish you'd killed that old bastard."Mal: "I got regrets on that score my own self."🥗🎈👑🐊💙👾💃😺⛳🐠🍧⚡🥒🌋🎁 | 2019-06-09 17:51:42 |
| 76561198179682287 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍆 * 💛 * ⛳ * 📕 * 🐟 * 🌂 * 👽 * ⚡ * 🌳 * 🕺 * 👃 * 💃 * 🌏 * 🐝 * 🎍 * 🎈ㅤ* I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.ㅤ* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..ㅤ* So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?" He said, "OK then", I said nearest to bull starts". He said, "Baa", I said, "Moo", he said, You're closest".🐛 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🌋 * 👑 * 🎽 * 🐊 * 🏓 * ⚡ * 🔋 * 💄 * 📘 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 🚙 * 💙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-06-09 17:25:35 |
| 76561198179634913 | Whose parents do/did you wish you had? >> 🐟😺🌋🚙🐠 << | 2019-06-09 16:10:39 |
| 76561198179863334 | Where would you live if you had | | 🎈👽📀🍆🏓🍧🐊👃no ties to any specific place? | | 🌏📕🎄📒🌋💛🎽⛳ | 2019-06-09 14:53:17 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🥞 ❋ 🍖 ❋ 💙 ❋ 🎍 ❋ 📘 ❋ 📀 ❋ 👹 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 🐟 ❋ 🐝 ❋ 💃 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 🌽 ❋ 💚 Scully: I've heard the truth. Now what I want are the answers. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?Scully: You want me to recite them?Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath - the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't bother to tell anybody about his side projects. "The X-Files: Anasazi"🐠 ❋ 🐳 ❋ 💚 ❋ 🎁 ❋ 🌂 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 🌋 ❋ 🌏 ❋ 🎄 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 📒 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 🍧 ❋ 🏓 | 2019-06-09 14:09:06 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💚 ✖ 🥞 ✖ 🐳 ✖ 👹 ✖ 🍆 ✖ 👹 ✖ 🐝 ✖ 🚙 ✖ ⛳ ✖ 📀 ✖ 💙 ✖ 🐠 If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? 👾 ✖ 📗 ✖ 💗 ✖ 🎁 ✖ 🌏 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 👃 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 😺 ✖ 👽 ✖ 💃 ✖ 💎 | 2019-06-09 09:40:00 |
| 76561198179730218 | Doctor: 🍧 Mr. 🐊 Griffin 🚗 I'm ⚡ saying 📗 you're 🏀 fine. 👳 Peter: 🐳 Now 🍇 what? 🌋 Are 🎁 you 🌳 coming 🍖 on 📒 to 🐳 me? 🐛 Lois: 🌂 Peter, 🐛 he's 🐝 not 📘 coming 🌽 on 💚 to 🐠 you. 🌏 He's 🐟 trying 🔋 to 🥞 tell 💄 you 🐊 you're 👔 healthy. 🏀 Doctor: 🚕 ...Can't 🍆 it 👹 be 👃 both? | 2019-06-09 09:36:25 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🚙🚗🎽 Performance review for ⚡🌂💚 Able to concentrate and stay focused for periods of several hours, even when tasks are relatively mundane, and doesn't make mistakes. They have a high boredom threshold. Late on fewer than 3 occasions in 6 months. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. 📀 + 🐳 = 👃 | 2019-06-09 09:19:01 |
| 76561198179854946 | 👳👹 🐛🍇💚 stupendous| ∞✖ good luck, have fun. 🔋🐟👃📕❂♪ WOW- ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) (‾⌣‾) []_ ([]) []_ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ super game* 🎄👔⚡🐠 🌂🐝 | 2019-06-09 08:12:59 |
| 76561198179634866 | ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎁The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasinessexperienced at being alone together. -- Jean de la Bruyere ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💎 ♥ 📒 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐠"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💛 | 2019-06-09 07:40:10 |
| 76561198211598984 | Have you ever had a mentor? >> 🌏🌳🌽💄👃 << | 2019-06-09 07:14:00 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🎫 ♣ 📒 Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out🌋 ♣ 🐊 of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.👃 ♣ 💎 -- Casablanca 💗💚💃 | 2019-06-09 03:18:52 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♥ 🌳 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌳Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📗 ♥ ⚡Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥗 | 2019-06-09 02:06:51 |
| 76561198179695038 | What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? >> 📀📗🌋👾👔 << | 2019-06-08 21:59:22 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥗 ☎ 👑 Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home! 👾💄🐊 | 2019-06-08 19:55:20 |
| 76561198179596342 | 💛 -- 🍇 -- 👽 -- 🌂 -- 🎽 -- 🌽 -- 💚 -- 🏓 -- 🚕 -- 🎈 -- 🚘 -- 🎍 -- 🌸 -- 🍆 -- 🐝 O love, could thou and I with fate conspireTo grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,Might we not smash it to bitsAnd mould it closer to our hearts' desire? -- Omar Khayyam, tr. FitzGeraldOnce again dread deed is done.Canon sleeps,his all-knowing eye shadedto human chance and circumstance.Peace reigns anew o'er Pine Valley,but Canon's sleep is troubled.Beware, scant days past the Ides of July.Impatient hands wait eagerlyto grasp 🐊 -- 💄 -- 📀 -- ⛳ -- 💙 -- 🥗 -- 📘 -- 🍖 -- 🎁 -- 📕 -- 🐳 -- ⚡ -- 👽 -- 👑 -- 🎄 | 2019-06-08 18:22:22 |
| 76561198211794508 | --------------------------------------------------------------You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference betweencourage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers. -- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, evenhis entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive. -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🎄🌏👃💄🐟🐠🐝🐊🐛💗👑💎🌋📗🍆💛🌸📒🥗🚘📕🎁🍇👽🚙🐳⚡👹👾🐊🥞🎈⛳🍧🌽🏀🌋👳🎄🎽🔋🐠👔📀🐝 | 2019-06-08 13:36:00 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🥒 📕 👑 🐳 🚕 🐊 🌂 🍆 💛 🚗🕺 [] 🎍 💚 🥞 🚘 🏀 🎽 😺 💃 👽 📒 🍧Nothing I do is my fault. -- CalvinThis is so cool I've to go to the bathroom. -- CalvinIs it a right to remain ignorant? -- Calvin🎈 🌳 👹 🌽 🌳 👾 🎁 🏀 🐊 🎫 | 2019-06-08 10:25:51 |
| 76561198179639682 | 👳 Dear ... 👔 → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 🏓 ❋ 👽 ❋ 📗 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 💗 ❋ 😺 ❋ 👹 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 🥞 ❋ 🐊 ❋ 👃 ❋ 🏀 ❋ 🌏 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 💎 Yours truly, Rodrick Treib (the cat)🎍 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084964 👃 | 2019-06-08 06:02:49 |
| 76561198179842674 | How do you engage with panhandlers on the street? >> 🐟🚙👳🌸👑 << | 2019-06-08 05:47:45 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👔🚗💛🥒🌏 |What's going to be carved on| 👽🐠👃🍧🐝📕🎄🚘👑🌸💚🚕🍇 |your (hypothetical) tombstone?| 💃🐊🎈🚙👔👑🐛🍇 | 2019-06-08 05:07:41 |
| 76561198179844987 | Peter: 🚗 You 🌏 know 🐝 those 💚 Germans; 📕 if 🔋 you 👳 don't 💙 join 📘 the 🏀 party, ⛳ they 👃 come 🎁 get 🕺 you. | 2019-06-08 04:24:40 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🐊 👳 💙 💃 🐛 🚗 🐝 🐟 🚕 🐠🎍 [] 🕺 ⛳ 🎽 🎈 👃 💚 💎 🌂 📒 🌸 👾I like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark! -- CalvinIf you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! -- CalvinHow many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- Calvin🥗 🥞 👔 🏓 🥒 😺 👹 🚘 🌽 🔋 | 2019-06-08 04:16:36 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🎽 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💚 ♀ 👾 ♀ 👹 ♀ 💛 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🌋ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👳 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 💙 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 👑 ♀ 👽 Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking? 🍇 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🐳 | 2019-06-08 03:49:35 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐊 ✔ 🐟 ✔ 🎁 ✔ 🌸 ✔ 🚙 ✔ 💙 ✔ 😺 ✔ 🏀 ✔ 🌏 ✔ 🐠 ✔ 🎍 ✔ 👳 ✔ 🚕 ✔ 🍇 Scully: (as Mulder is pointing the TV bunny-ears at her forehead) You still planning on making a home here?Mulder: Nah. Not if I can't get the Knicks game.Scully: Well, as long as the brutal infanticide doesn't weigh into your decision...G'night Mulder.Mulder: G'night MOM... "The X-Files: Home"Scully: Not everything is about you Mulder. "The X-Files: Never Again"🌂 ✔ 💚 ✔ 🎄 ✔ 🐳 ✔ 🎈 ✔ 🐝 ✔ 🏓 ✔ 🥞 ✔ 🥒 ✔ 🍆 ✔ 📀 ✔ 💗 ✔ 🚘 ✔ ⛳ | 2019-06-07 22:57:26 |
| 76561198179762074 | 📕 ♣ 💛 ♣ 💙 ♣ 🐛 ♣ 💃 ♣ 🌳 ♣ 🍆 ♣ 😺 ♣ 💚 ♣ 🍇 ♣ 🏀 ♣ 📀 What fictional character do you wish you could meet? 🐳 ♣ 👃 ♣ 🔋 ♣ 🍖 ♣ 🌋 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 🥒 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 💃 ♣ 🌳 ♣ 🐝 ♣ 🐟 | 2019-06-07 22:33:29 |
| C A R L O S | I'm crap, but I love you. | 2019-06-07 21:55:49 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🎈🐟🥗👳🌽🏓👾💚⛳🏀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👔📀🎁🎍🎽🌋🍧🚗🐛🚕 » snake plunder to it ✧ » you borrowed and measured more ✱ » I played atmosphere ღ 🥒📒🍇👹🐝🏓🌳🍇🍆💄 » balancing my soul, ✬ » Cuba measured my princes ✦ » under my clothing ☢ 🐊👑💛👾🍖👽📕👃🚙📘 » India attached ♂ » until the money considered ✯ » and the papers went ☂ 🌋🎽📗⚡🔋😺🌂🎫💗💛 | 2019-06-07 17:05:19 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌳💎👑🍖🏓👽💙📀🌽🌋🎫🥗📒💄🚙Mal: "Well this is one of the crazier things I've heard today and when Itell you about the rest of my day, you'll appreciate..."🌏👾🔋🐠⚡🐟💄👃🐛🎍🎁🎽🌋😺💚 | 2019-06-07 14:57:46 |
| Jackie Chun | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . 。 . 。 . 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭 ㅤㅤㅤ 。 .ㅤㅤㅤ 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . | 2019-06-07 13:44:29 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🌏📒🏀🐛🎈🥒💙📀💚👔 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐠💛🍇🍖🎄🌽🔋👃🚗🎫 » torturing my trail, ✭ » Sweden approved my barbers ✦ » behind my money ✤ 👹🐊🐳😺👑🕺📕🌳💗📗 » Canada admired ✬ » until the water considered ☻ » and the papers taught ★ 👔🎁🍆⛳🐝🌸🎍📀👾🌋 » drat the blowing made! ☎ » zounds! fie! running playing shoe. ♥ » Emperor cheats soon ✩ ⛳🏓📒💙🌏⚡💄🔋🚘🐛 | 2019-06-07 12:14:35 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🐊 -- 💃 -- 📒 -- 🕺 -- 🎁 -- 🌋 -- 🚙 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 📘 -- 🐠 -- 🌳 -- 🐟 -- 🐝 -- 🌸 Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,Tan me hide when I'm dead.So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,It's hanging there on the shed.All together now... Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down. Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down.Tell me why the stars do shine,Tell me why the ivy twines,Tell me why the sky's so blue,And I will tell you just why I love you. Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine, Phototropism ma 💚 -- 💛 -- 👹 -- 🍆 -- 🥗 -- 📕 -- 👽 -- 💎 -- 😺 -- 💄 -- 🎄 -- 👳 -- 🎫 -- 🐳 -- 🥒 | 2019-06-07 10:52:33 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🍖💙👑🌳🐛 - ❃ ☢ ♠ ♂ ☺ ★ ß ♀ ✣ ❄ ٿ ♧ ☀ ● ✥ ☁ ✲ ✰ ✪ ♦🏀🐳📒🐠🚘 - Have you ever met 🎍🌽🎈📗🥞 - ㅤㅤ a famous person? 🍇💗👳🕺🥒 - ♦ ✪ ✰ ✲ ☁ ✥ ● ☀ ♧ ٿ ❄ ✣ ♀ ß ★ ☺ ♂ ♠ ☢ ❃ | 2019-06-07 10:18:32 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🌽👾💄🚙👔🐛🚕🌋🌂🚘😺🥗🔋💃🕺Simon: "Some of these words -- they're misspelled. She started correcting myspelling when she was three."👃🌏💗📗👳🔋📘📕👑😺🏀💎🌳🎁🎍 | 2019-06-07 09:43:32 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎈 Dear ... 🚕 → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 💙 ♣ 📗 ♣ 🌸 ♣ 👽 ♣ 🐳 ♣ 👳 ♣ 👹 ♣ 🐛 ♣ 📀 ♣ 👾 ♣ 🚗 ♣ 🔋 ♣ 👔 ♣ ⚡ ♣ 🎁 Yours truly, Cleo Sann (the cat)🚘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033187 💄 | 2019-06-07 06:45:28 |
| 76561198179809165 | --------------------------------------------------------------Women professionals do tend to over-compensate. -- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, "Where No Man Has Gone Before", stardate 1312.9.... bacteriological warfare ... hard to believe we were once foolishenough to play around with that. -- McCoy, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👑🌏💄🥗🎍🥞🏓🎽🌸🐛🎁🐟💙🔋👃🚗🎫🍖👽📒🚕🐠👾🥗🚙💃📒👔🥒🍆🌽🏀👑💎🎈🎄🥞🕺🚗🎍💃🌳🍇😺🌋 | 2019-06-07 03:26:09 |
| 76561198211754472 | | 💎📗📒🏓🐝👾🐊💗🍇😺🥒🌸🚗🌽🔋👔🎁🎽:gl2_quee Of course he was all in favour of Armageddon in *general* terms. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) | ⛳🐠👽📕🥞🐟💄⚡🍆🎍💙👳🚙🚗🚕🎫👹🥒:LaneyHapp | 2019-06-07 00:36:01 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍧🌽💄🐊👽 |If you were heading out on a road trip| 🎈📒🐟👔🌂🚕🐊💃🐳🐝🥒🍆🐠 |right this minute, what would you pack?| 🌳💛🥗🍇📕👃🍖👳 | 2019-06-06 22:16:59 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎄🌋🌽|💎🏓🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥒🌏⛳|Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?A: A canary with the super-user password. huh | 2019-06-06 20:37:51 |
| 76561198179556699 | ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎄The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👃Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn. -- N.V. Plyter ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍧 | 2019-06-06 20:27:53 |
| 76561198179509657 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📕 * 🥒 * 💛 * 💙 * 🎈 * 📀 * ⛳ * 💎 * 🍆 * 😺 * 🔋 * 🌋 * 🐝 * 🌋 * 🌳 * 🕺ㅤ* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.ㅤ* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.🎽 * 📒 * 🐛 * 📕 * 👃 * 🍖 * 🐊 * 🎫 * 🔋 * 🌽 * 🌏 * 🎈 * 📗 * 🐠 * 🚕 * 📘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-06-06 19:56:47 |
| 76561198211691280 | 💚 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🍧 Scully: One down, 1999 silos to go. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. "The X-Files: Wetwired"🎍 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 💙 | 2019-06-06 16:41:47 |
| 76561198179782901 | ✣ Death🌏 ❋ before🎍👃 ❄ dishonor.💗🥒🍖 ☺ But🌽🐳🐊📘 ♪ neither💛🏓🍇🚗🐛 ❁ before⚡💎📒🎄🏀⛳ ٿ breakfast. | 2019-06-06 13:21:26 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🌏 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌋 👳 🚙 🥞 👹 🐳 🎄 💗 🎽 📒 🐛 🥒 💗 📘 🐝 🌋 🚕These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what theyused to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink. The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.By diligent effort, I learned to like it. -- Winston Churchill 👾 🐊 💃 👽 👑 💙 💄 👔 📗 ⚡ 📀 🏀 🎄 🎫 🎽 🔋 | 2019-06-06 11:42:33 |
| 76561198179844987 | ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌂Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect. ♥ 💎 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🕺One expresses well the love he does not feel. -- J.A. Karr ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👑 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎄 | 2019-06-06 00:32:47 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🔋 Dear ... 🎁 → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 👹 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 😺 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 📀 Yours truly, Cordell Mcquilkin (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066547 🐛 | 2019-06-05 23:19:46 |
| 76561198179556699 | Zapp: 👃 There's 🍖 only 🎽 one 🥗 surefire 🐝 way 👽 back 🕺 into 🐠 a 🌸 woman's 📒 heart 📘 and 🐊 🚙 parts 💃 beyond. 🚕 I 🎫 speak, 🚘 of 🏀 course, 🚕 of 🐛 Karaoke. | 2019-06-05 22:25:18 |
| 76561198211562428 | When was the last time you | | 📒🕺📕🎍🌋📗🎫👑laughed so hard you cried? | | 🎁🍆🥗🎈🐝👽🍖👾 | 2019-06-05 22:15:16 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👔🎄📀 What's the best compliment you've ever received? 🍖😺🌂 | 2019-06-05 20:11:17 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🍖"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned." ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📒 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎫I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💄 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📘 ♥ 📗 | 2019-06-05 19:56:15 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🚙🐝 ♪❉✴ party down! 🍇🍖🥗💙 HUMANITY TRUSTS YOU WILL SAVOR YOUR NEW GAME* 🎈🎍🚘💛 🎁🌂 | 2019-06-05 19:37:17 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Do you like to be saved | | — or do the saving? | | | 2019-06-05 19:30:29 |
| 76561198179361029 | [Cleveland 💗 considers 💎 killing 👽 Quagmire 📒 with 🐛 a 🌋 baseball 🍆 bat, 👳 while 🚗 Meg, ⛳ Chris, 🍧 Stewie, ⚡ Lois, 💛 and 🐳 Emperor 🏀 Palpatine ⛳ watch] 🐝 Emperor 🌏 Palpatine: 🐠 Good. 🌳 Let 🚕 the 🚗 hate 🕺 flow 🎄 through 😺 you. 🍇 [Lois 🔋 pushes 🏓 him 👃 to 🚙 the 🎈 ground 💙 and 🌸 kicks 🚘 him] 👽 Lois: 📀 You're 🌋 not 💚 helping! | 2019-06-05 15:41:55 |
| 76561198179797383 | ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐠"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mentaleffort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion." -- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails" ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐳Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices theworld has ever seen. ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👹 | 2019-06-05 14:55:55 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐊🍇🌂 How do you reign in self-critical voices? 🥞🌽🐛 | 2019-06-05 14:52:01 |
| 76561198179803382 | 📀🥒 👔💄🚕🚙 we all expect you'll fancy your new game! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ٩(^‿^)۶🐳🌸📗 fun| ✳❋❦★ WOW. 🚘👑🍖🌳 get funky* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "(◔/‿\◔) (♥_♥) 💙🥞 | 2019-06-05 14:40:55 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🥞🌳📕🕺🐝🐊🎫👹🚘💚 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👃🎈💗🍇💛🔋🥒📒🍖🐟 » running with river ☎ » You discovered the papers ● » into the water ღ 🍆🏓⚡⛳💄👾👽🐝🎄🎽 » torturing my soul, ❋ » Monkey pondered my fingers ♣ » under my clothing ✰ 😺🌸📘👽📀🌂📒🍧🐠💚 » before the luggage, ☆ » India and Brazil make. ✲ » Panda starts pulling. ♥ 💃👑🚙🌏🌋👾🎍👃🥞👔 | 2019-06-05 11:05:50 |
| 76561198179668874 | ✖ To📀 ❄ see🐊🎽 ✫ the🚗💗🥒 ☣ butcher💛💙🐛👾 ♦ slap🌸👑🌂💚🍧 ☺ the😺📗🐝💎🍖👑 ♫ steak, before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly. It was agreeable, too -- it really was -- to see him cut it off, so smooth and juicy. There was nothing savage in the act, although the knife was large and keen; it was a piece of art, high art; there was delicacy of touch, clearness of tone, skilful handling of the subject, fine shading. It was the triumph of mind over matter; quite. -- Dickens, "Martin Chuzzlewit" | 2019-06-05 10:41:49 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🥗👹📘🐝💗👾📒🚙🎈🎫 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💚👑🏓👃🐳🎄👹💛🔋🌏 » balancing my pond, ✫ » Brazil attached my fingers ♧ » into my water ✈ 🌸👳🕺🐊😺👔🌂🎍🚕💗 » torturing my path, ♪ » Monkey attached my barbers ♫ » before my water ✖ 🚘🐛⛳📕🐟🎁👔🎈🥞📗 » playing your target ☆ » I inflated your crayons ✳ » under your luggage ❦ 💙💄📀🌳🌋🎁🌏🥗🐳🥒 | 2019-06-05 08:26:44 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎽💃👑📗⚡ |Did you feel closer to your| 🍆🎍🍖😺💄👔🥗👳💙📕🔋👾🏀 |mom or dad growing up?| 💛⛳🔋🌽🎈🐳💄📀 | 2019-06-05 05:20:44 |
| 76561198179575562 | 📘🎍👳🐠🔋👹🍆👑💎📕💚🚕🐝🌏 → 🚗 You had some happiness once, but your parents... 🌳💄⚡🚘🐛🎫👽👃💗📗🎁🍖🐳🥞🕺 → 🏓...moved away, and you had to leave it behind. ⛳🌂📒🐊👾📀🌋🍇🥒🎈🎽🚙💛🐟😺 → 🏀 Lucky Numbers: 🐛🎁💃👽💙🎈👔🌳👃🐠👑📗🍆💚💗 → 🌏 20,70,34 🥞 | 2019-06-05 04:22:53 |
| 76561198211853304 | ☻ "I💗 ✶ don't🐝🥗 ♀ like🐟👾👽 ✈ spinach,😺🏀👃📗 ✥ and🍖🚘🐊💃📒 ✱ I'm💎💙🎁🎄🌋🌂 ♥ glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." -- Clarence Darrow | 2019-06-05 01:35:42 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👾 💃 ⚡ 🎽 🍖 🌽 🥗 🏓 👃 🌳 🍆 🚗 👳 👽 🎫 👑 🚘When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serveit on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English. Manypeople wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. The first syllablecomes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know wherethe "nog" comes from.To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are inseason, eggs... 👹 🔋 🚙 🐠 🐝 💙 🍧 🏀 ⛳ 🎁 📀 🍇 🐊 🌸 🎍 🌽 | 2019-06-04 23:11:28 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🌋🚙🎁 If you had to pick a new name for yourself, what name would you pick? 🚘🐛💛 | 2019-06-04 22:28:29 |
| 76561198211794508 | ⛳🐳🎈📀💄📒👽🌏🎽👑🌸🐛👃🍧👹Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get andbeat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here." (beat)"You can't change that... by gettin' all... bendy."Wash: "All what?"Jayne: "You got the... the light... from the console... keep you... lift youup. They shine like... (snatching at the air)... little angels..." (fallsover, unconscious)Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"🚙🐝🎄📘📕🐊🐠💙💛💚💃👔🎁🎍👳 | 2019-06-04 22:02:30 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🕺🎄💃👃🎫 |What's the worst piece of| 🐊🏓📀🌂💛🍧📗🚘🥗📀🍖👳🍆 |advice you've ever been given?| 🚗🌳💙📕🚙💛⚡🏀 | 2019-06-04 21:01:38 |
| 76561198179551309 | 💄🎄🚘🎁⚡ - ✿ ♂ ♫ ✤ ✰ ¤ ♠ ☢ ❄ ✥ ☼ ✳ ∞ ❁ ♪ ♀ ✲ ☼ ❃ ß👾📗🏀⛳👹 - Which good cause is 🕺💛🌳😺👔 - ㅤㅤ closest to your heart? 🏓🎍🎫🎈🎁 - ß ❃ ☼ ✲ ♀ ♪ ❁ ∞ ✳ ☼ ✥ ❄ ☢ ♠ ¤ ✰ ✤ ♫ ♂ ✿ | 2019-06-04 20:45:30 |
| 76561198179518505 | | 📘🚙🚗🐝👽🍇🌂🚕🕺🐛🎈🥞🔋📕👔⚡🚘🌋:p2chel The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls ofthe dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, intheir deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if theydon't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shootmissionaries on sight.(Eric) | 🎁🎍🌽🌏💚📕🎄👳👹🍆💗⛳🐟👑💛🥗🏓🍧:violettO | 2019-06-04 20:15:30 |
| 76561198179517018 | If social media didn't exist, how would your life be different? >> 🐛🕺🌋🌽💄 << | 2019-06-04 19:02:23 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👔👳🌂🐛🐝 - ☂ ❄ ♂ ☣ ✏ ♦ ☢ ☻ ✭ ٿ ✿ ✳ ✬ ♧ ღ ★ ✰ ✴ ♂ ☼💎🌳👹🎫⛳ - What has been your 🎁🏀🍧🌋💚 - ㅤㅤ favorite family vacation? 😺🚕🔋💄🐟 - ☼ ♂ ✴ ✰ ★ ღ ♧ ✬ ✳ ✿ ٿ ✭ ☻ ☢ ♦ ✏ ☣ ♂ ❄ ☂ | 2019-06-04 15:38:22 |
| Aveline de Grandpré | 🐠📘🥗👃💙 |What's the strangest date| 🚗👑💚😺📗🕺🌋📕💎🚕🌳🌂🐛 |you've ever been on?| 🍇🐝👔🎁🎈🔋🎄🌽 | 2019-06-04 14:48:26 |
| 76561198179697385 | Would you consider yourself an introvert, extrovert, or ambivert? >> 🎄🍧🚗📀🐟 << | 2019-06-04 14:45:22 |
| 76561198211794508 | 👳 ♪ 🕺 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 🏀 ♪ 👹 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 🎁 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 👾 ♪ 🌂 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 💚 ♪ 👃 Scully: What's going on here Mulder?Mulder: Something cosmic. "The X-Files: Syzygy"Scully: One down, 1999 silos to go. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"🎽 ♪ 🌋 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 🎁 ♪ 👹 ♪ 🚘 ♪ 👑 ♪ 👽 ♪ 💙 ♪ 🌂 ♪ 📗 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🐳 | 2019-06-04 09:43:16 |
| 76561198179633358 | If you could change something about | | 🕺🐛👑🏀💛🌸🔋🍇the world, what would it be & why? | | 👹👾🐝🐊🥒🚘🌋😺 | 2019-06-04 08:25:18 |
| 76561198179697385 | 📗 ❋ 💙 The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense🐠 ❋ 🎁 -- Picasso 📀🕺🥗 | 2019-06-04 03:36:11 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐳📕🐝|🔋💙🌋| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🥒🎄|Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only). idk | 2019-06-04 03:19:10 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🥒👑👔🏀🚕📘💃🥗💗🌏👽💛👑🎈⛳🕺🐊💃🎁🎽📀👹🚘📗👔🔋🌽🏀📒🍧 "(The Chief Programmer) personally defines the functional and performance specifications, designs the program, codes it, tests it, and writes its documentation... He needs great talent,ten years experience and considerable systems and applications knowledge, whether in applied mathematics, business data handling, or whatever."-- Fred P. Brooks, _The Mythical Man Month_ 🚙🌸🍇🐝🎍🌋👳💎🌂💚🐳⚡🥒💄🥞🍆🌳🏓🐛🍖👾😺👃👽🐠🕺💛🚗🐟🎄 | 2019-06-04 02:22:09 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🔋👔 ❖✿☣✦♫ GOOD, ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ (‾⌣‾) ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ 🍖🥞 | 2019-06-04 00:46:08 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📒🍧 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ []_ ([]) []_ GL HF| 🌳📘🚕🍖 🎍🐠 | 2019-06-03 23:45:07 |
| 76561198179863334 | 📀🎍🕺 Performance review for 🎈💄👑 Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. is aiming for promotion, but recognizes that capabilities and prospects are limited. They set high personal standards in an attempt to do as well as possible. still needs to learn the job better and required supervisor's assistance regularly. Provided supervisor help is close at hand, performs the job well. In the face of setbacks or adversity will continue to pursue the objective, and doesn't give up. But may not be able to inspire others to continue as well. 🎫 + 🥒 = 🌏 | 2019-06-03 23:36:06 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚙 ● 🐳 ● 📕 ● 👳 ● 👾 ● 🎁 ● 🍖 ● 🔋 ● 🚗 ● 🌽ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎄 ● 👔 ● 📀 ● 🏀 ● 👽 ● 🚘 ● 💚 ● 🍧 ● 💛 ● 🌸 Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your programdoesn't deliver it. 🎍 ● 📒 ● 🏓 ● 🎫 ● 🌏 ● 🎈 ● 🐊 ● 😺 ● ⛳ ● 💄 | 2019-06-03 22:14:08 |
| 76561198179551309 | Leela: 🏓 "Are 🕺 you 🐛 real, 👑 or 🚙 am 🌋 I 💙 seeing ⚡ single?" 📀 Alcazar: 🐳 "Ow. 🍖 Of 🥗 course 🚘 I'm 🏀 real." 📒 Leela: 🐊 "After 🎈 all 📘 this 🥞 time, 🔋 somebody 🌸 else ⚡ with 🎫 one 💚 eye 🌳 who 👃 isn't 💃 a 🍧 clumsy 🎄 carpenter 👑 or 🐠 a 💎 kid 👔 with 🚕 a 👹 BB 📗 gun." | 2019-06-03 22:07:06 |
| 76561198179556699 | Professor: 🐠 No 💛 fair! 🥗 You 🌏 changed 📒 the 🐟 outcome 🐛 by 🌂 measuring 🎽 it. | 2019-06-03 20:00:08 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🚘⛳👑🌸🎽🌽🍖🎄📕🐝 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👾📗🌳📒👹🍧🎫🔋🌋⚡ » torturing my hand, ♀ » Monkey admired my papers ✿ » into my gravel ✩ 👽🌸💛👔🚙🥞🐠📘💗💙 » torturing my yard, ❋ » Monkey approved my lounges ß » before my gravel ❖ 🔋📀🎍🐳😺🍖📘🏓👳📗 » chair loiter to her ♀ » she pondered and measured more ٿ » I asked furniture ❂ 🌂💚👃🚘🎽🌳🎁📕💎💄 | 2019-06-03 15:07:06 |
| 76561198179797383 | ❄ Has💃 ٿ everybody🎁⛳ ❖ got👾🎄🚘 ↕ HALVAH🐝📕👹🥗 ღ spread🚕🎽💚🍧🚗 ☣ all👃🐛🏓🍇⚡👽 ☺ over🌋👔🥞🎈🌽🐳🚙 ♂ their🎍🌂🌏⚡⛳💙💄😺 ✪ ANKLES??🌳🎁📘🐠🎄👳🕺💃📗 ✈ ... Now, it's time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!! | 2019-06-03 14:48:02 |
| 76561198179419823 | I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesar😫 We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our bestfriends are trying to kill us. 🤔Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birdssang there except those that sang best. -- Henry Van ♥♥♥♥🤠 * aj thinks Kb^Zzz ought to pick different things to dream about than general resolutions and policy changes.<Kb^Zzz> aj - tell me about it, this is a Bad Sign 😩belief, n: Something you do not believe.😗 After watching my newly-retired dad spend two weeks learning how to make a newfolder, it became obvious that "intuitive" mostly means "what the writer orspeaker of intuitive likes".(Bruce Ediger, [email protected], in comp.os.linux.misc, on X theintuitiveness of a Mac interface.) 😶 "I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!" 🤥 | 2019-06-03 13:59:05 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎍🍇📒 Are there any household chores you secretly enjoy? Which ones — and why? 🚗🌽🍖 | 2019-06-03 12:35:04 |
| 76561198211850636 | 💚⚡🐟🌸👹 - ٿ ✬ ♦ ♂ ☁ ☼ ♪ ♪ ✶ ✦ ✲ ☆ ✫ ✧ ♂ ✰ ❋ ♀ ♥ ✤🕺😺🥒🌂📒 - Which famous person, dead or alive, 🚘📗🎄🍇🌸 - ㅤㅤ would you most like to know? 🐝🍧💄🔋🥞 - ✤ ♥ ♀ ❋ ✰ ♂ ✧ ✫ ☆ ✲ ✦ ✶ ♪ ♪ ☼ ☁ ♂ ♦ ✬ ٿ | 2019-06-03 11:12:46 |
| 76561198179847314 | 💗 -- 🕺 -- 🚙 -- 🥞 -- 🎽 -- 🎍 -- 🎈 -- 📒 -- 🎁 -- 🚘 -- 👽 -- 🌋 -- 🌏 -- 🏓 -- 🌳 The rhino is a homely beast,For human eyes he's not a feast.Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,I'll stare at something less prepoceros. -- Ogden NashWhen you meet a master swordsman,show him your sword.When you meet a man who is not a poet,do not show him your poem. -- Rinzai, ninth century Zen masterMy calculator is my shepherd, I shall not wantIt maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific 👳 -- 🔋 -- 🐳 -- 🏀 -- ⚡ -- 💗 -- 😺 -- 📗 -- 👾 -- 💙 -- 💄 -- 🐝 -- 🐛 -- 📘 -- 💃 | 2019-06-03 09:43:50 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🚗 ✏ 🌳 If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can. 🎁🎫🎽 | 2019-06-03 08:41:43 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎈 Dear ... 👽 → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne 🎫 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🏀 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 👾 ✏ 📀 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🍇 ✏ 🏓 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🕺 ✏ 🌽 ✏ 💃 ✏ ⛳ ✏ ⚡ Yours truly, Clifton Moreida (the cat)👔 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063788 💄 | 2019-06-03 07:20:36 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🍖 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚕 🌏 🥒 🔋 🌸 👃 🍇 💛 🚘 👽 🏀 📘 ⚡ 🌂 📗 🎄 📕There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation. Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer --it just seems that way. 🌽 👾 🚙 💙 👹 🐝 🚕 ⛳ 🎈 🐟 💗 💚 🚘 👃 🌳 🌋 | 2019-06-03 06:34:34 |
| 76561198179556699 | ⚡🥗🌋|🍆🐳🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎍🍖💙|Q: Why is Poland just like the United States?A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland. -- being told in Poland, 1987 huh | 2019-06-03 05:06:37 |
| 76561198179809165 | ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💄 ♥ ⛳I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commitsome act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible. -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer" ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👽Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were a turn-on? -- "Broadcast News" ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌸 | 2019-06-02 21:51:31 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📘 ☁ 🌳 ☁ ⚡ ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 🐳 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🏀 Is there a talent or skill you've always secretly wanted? 💎 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 👑 ☁ 📒 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 💛 ☁ ⛳ ☁ 🕺 | 2019-06-02 16:00:21 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🍆🐝 ٩(^‿^)۶ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ glhf* ☼☁ٿ♫♀ dope. ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ 👽🎈 | 2019-06-02 14:54:22 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💗👾🎁|🎍👹🎽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥞🥒🐊|Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?A: The cats keep trying to bury them. ??? | 2019-06-02 10:16:51 |
| 76561198179757550 | ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎁When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemnThey will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem. -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy" ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💚Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy. ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👑 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎫 | 2019-06-02 05:44:00 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🐟🌽💚|🍖🍧💗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐊👑🐝|Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?A: A howdah duty. wut | 2019-06-02 04:59:03 |
| 76561198179634913 | Do you secretly miss Polaroid cameras? >> 📀🥗📕🕺⛳ << | 2019-06-02 04:19:59 |
| 76561198179634866 | 👹🔋🍆 Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say? 💛📒👔 | 2019-06-02 03:56:59 |
| 76561198211715440 | 📘🌽🥒🏀🕺🥞⛳💄🐊🌏⚡🍖🎽💚👃🌸🚕🎈📗🍇🐳🐛🐝💗🔋👔📀🚗👾🌋 "I just want to be a good engineer."-- Steve Wozniak, co-founder ofApple Computer, concluding his keynote speech at the 1988 AppleFest 👳🎍🐟🚙🌂🎁👑💙👹🥗👽🎁🚘🐠🎄🌂🎫💛💎👃💄👽🎈🥞🎫🎄🌸🕺🎍🐝 | 2019-06-02 03:43:04 |
| 76561198179819778 | --------------------------------------------------------------"The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile." "Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'" -- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4Respect is a rational process -- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3--------------------------------------------------------------👽🍧🌽💄💎🏀🔋⚡🎽👑👹🎄🐠🐟🎁🎍📗📒🏓🕺🌽🎫🌸🥗🌋📗🐳😺📕🐝🚙🍇🎍👳👔🎈🌳🌂📘💛🏓⚡🥒🎫👔 | 2019-06-02 02:58:55 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🔋 ✴ 📀 ✴ 👾 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 💎 ✴ 📗 ✴ 📕 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ✴ 💄 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 🏀 ✴ 🥞 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 🌂 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 🐝 ✴ 👔 Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper ... everyone waseating paper and a policeman was at the door. Now all you have to do isbend a disk. -- A member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity, commenting on the benefits of using computers in support of their movement. 📒 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 🍧 ✴ 👽 ✴ 🚗 ✴ 🕺 ✴ 👃 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 📀 | 2019-06-01 21:47:46 |
| 76561198211794508 | Glen 🔋 Quagmire: 🌸 Who ⚡ wants 💎 to 🍆 play 🐛 drink 📕 the 🚕 beer? 💃 Peter: ⛳ Right 👔 here. 📒 [drinks 👳 beer] 🍧 Peter: 🚗 What 🌳 do 😺 I 💚 win? 🌋 Glen 👾 Quagmire: 🚕 Another 🎍 beer. 🚘 Peter: 🌋 I'm 📀 going 💗 for 🎄 the 🐟 high 👹 score. 🎁 Glen 📗 Quagmire: 🍆 Actually, 🍇 Charlie's 🌽 got 🍖 the 👽 high 💛 score. 🐊 Charlie: 🐠 Hey 🍧 man, 👑 your 🐊 clock 🌂 won't 📘 flush. | 2019-06-01 20:21:31 |
| 76561198179803382 | ✿ What⚡ ☆ is🕺📕 ღ important🎍💄👽 ✦ is🍇🥞🐝📗 ✶ food,🌂🐟🎽🐛🐠 ☻ money🚕👳🐳🌳💗🍆 ☼ and opportunities for scoring off one's enemies. Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking out of him. -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles" | 2019-06-01 19:43:23 |
| 76561198179844987 | 📗🏀📘⚡💙😺🚙🍖🌽🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌳👹🐊🐠🚕🍇🎈👑🥒🐟 » before the sugar, ✶ » Japan pondered finally. ٿ » England stops blowing. ❁ 🚕🚗🚘🥗💙💚👳🌸🎄🐝 » scold chairs to money ♀ » when princes hunt to loiter ❃ » because fingers love ✣ 🍆💃🥞👔📗🏀🏓🌏👽🎁 » wing loiter to you ღ » it approved and challenged more ✿ » I asked furniture ☁ 🎍🌋🌽🍇😺🔋💗💎⛳👾 | 2019-06-01 16:12:11 |
| 76561198179709777 | 👳 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 💃 ☁ 😺 ☁ 💗 ☁ 📒 ☁ 🐊 ☁ 🎽 What is your favorite thing about the beach? 💄 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 🐟 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 💎 ☁ 🍖 | 2019-06-01 14:15:16 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🐊 ♧ 🍧 ♧ 😺 ♧ 🏓 ♧ 🕺 ♧ 📒 ♧ 🏀 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 🍆 ♧ 👳 ♧ 🔋 ♧ 🌸 ♧ ⛳ ♧ 💃 Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY from him ... horizontally.Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten? "The X-Files: The Calusari"Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin? "The X-Files: Unrequited"⚡ ♧ 📘 ♧ 🐛 ♧ 📀 ♧ 🌂 ♧ 🐟 ♧ 👾 ♧ 🥒 ♧ 💄 ♧ 💛 ♧ 🌏 ♧ 💗 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 🐝 | 2019-06-01 14:13:06 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📒 ☀ 🐳 ☀ 💃 ☀ 🔋 ☀ 👃 ☀ 📕 ☀ 📘 ☀ 🥒 ☀ 🌏 ☀ 🌂 ☀ 🐛 ☀ 👳 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 🏀 Mulder: And maybe because I run into so many people who are hostile just because they can't open their minds to the possibilities that, sometimes, the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation. "The X-Files: Squeeze"Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!Mulder: That's my name, isn't it? "The X-Files: Oubliette"👔 ☀ 😺 ☀ 🍇 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 🐠 ☀ 🌽 ☀ 👾 ☀ 🎁 ☀ 🐛 ☀ 🐠 ☀ 🥞 ☀ 🔋 ☀ 🏓 ☀ 👔 | 2019-06-01 13:13:13 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🐠 -- 🍆 -- 🎍 -- 👃 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 💎 -- 🚕 -- 📗 -- 🌽 -- 🏀 -- 🕺 -- 👹 -- 🚘 -- 🥞 Again she fled, but swift he came.Tin'uviel! Tin'uviel!He called her by her elvish name;And there she halted listening.One moment stood she, and a spellHis voice laid on her: Beren cameAnd doom fell on Tin'uvielThat in his arms lay glistening.As Beren looked into her eyesWithin the shadows of her hair,The trembling starlight of the skiesHe saw there mirrored shimmering.Tin'uviel the elven-fair,Immortal maiden elven-wise,About h 🥗 -- 🎽 -- 🐊 -- 💛 -- 💄 -- 🎫 -- 🐛 -- 🐝 -- 🍖 -- 🍧 -- 💃 -- 🌳 -- 📒 -- 👔 -- 🚗 | 2019-06-01 12:28:03 |
| 76561198211879112 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚕 * 👹 * 👔 * 🥗 * 🍖 * 💛 * 🚘 * 🐛 * 🌽 * 🌏 * 💄 * 🌳 * 🚗 * 🚙 * 👾 * 🐝ㅤ* My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.ㅤ* A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said "We serve breakfast at any time", so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?" "The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."🎄 * 🏀 * 📘 * 🎁 * 🎍 * 👳 * 🏓 * 👔 * 🌋 * 😺 * 🎽 * 👽 * 💃 * 💎 * 🔋 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-06-01 11:09:54 |
| 76561198179603631 | ⚡ ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 💃 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 📕 If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be? 🏓 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 👔 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 👃 ♂ 📗 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 📀 ♂ 💎 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 👹 | 2019-06-01 10:37:50 |
| 76561198211670820 | 👔🌸 🎫🚙🚗🎁 !!!, ٩(^‿^)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ STUPENDOUS GAME- ✳ 🎍📀 | 2019-06-01 08:50:33 |
| 76561198179556699 | --------------------------------------------------------------Wait! You have not been prepared! -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4--------------------------------------------------------------🐳📕🥒👃🐝💄📘🎍👑💗🍇🐊🥗😺🏀🌏🐊🐟🥞💃🎽🎈🎍🥞👃💙🎄🌂🚗🎁🍧🌳📒🕺🌸📗👔👹💚⚡🐠⛳🍆🌽🐟 | 2019-06-01 08:22:36 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🐛🚕🍇|🎈🌏💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡👽📘|Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?A: 2 bits. huh | 2019-06-01 07:07:33 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🐝 ☼ 👽 Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's🐠 ☼ 👾 leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.🥒 ☼ 🌽 -- Princess Leia Organa 🍇📕🐛 | 2019-06-01 07:05:28 |
| 76561198179709777 | Mal (to a badly injured Book): "Shepherd... don't move."Book: "Won't go far." 🤗 A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of sellingthe president one of the latest talking computers.Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question and it'll give the correct answer. Computer, what is the speed of light?"Computer: 186,282 miles per second.Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?"Computer: George Washington.President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my father?"Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia.President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!"Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a twelve pound bass. 🤧An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff. -- Adlai Stevenson🤣 | 2019-06-01 06:48:31 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎄 * 🐠 * 🚘 * 🎁 * 👃 * 👽 * 👔 * 🌸 * 👳 * 🍆 * 📗 * 💗 * 🏓 * ⛳ * 👾 * 🚕ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."ㅤ* Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.ㅤ* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."🍖 * 🌏 * 🌳 * 🥞 * 💛 * 🍇 * 🏀 * 🥒 * 💄 * 🥗 * 🍧 * 👑 * 🎈 * 📒 * 🍧 * 🐊ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-06-01 06:02:33 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🚗👳🍧|📗🐟💗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙💛🐛|Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?A: God gave New Jersey first choice. ??? | 2019-06-01 04:39:45 |
| 76561198179860286 | 📀 -- 🐊 -- 🏀 -- 🎫 -- 💄 -- ⚡ -- 🍧 -- 🎍 -- 🥞 -- 💎 -- 💚 -- 👹 -- 🎈 -- 🌳 -- 🎁 Probable-Possible, my black hen,She lays eggs in the Relative When.She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive NowBecause she's unable to postulate How. -- Frederick WinsorCecil, you're my final hopeOf finding out the true Straight DopeFor I have been reading of Schrodinger's catBut none of my cats are at all like that.This unusual animal (so it is said)Is simultaneously alive and dead!What I don't understand is just why heCan't be one or 🎽 -- 😺 -- 👽 -- 🌂 -- 👔 -- 📀 -- 🍇 -- 🚙 -- 🌂 -- 🍆 -- 🐛 -- 🎈 -- 🐝 -- 🥒 -- 💄 | 2019-06-01 02:32:26 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🐟 -- 🍖 -- 🐊 -- 📀 -- 👔 -- 👑 -- 🎍 -- 💃 -- 📘 -- 👳 -- 👹 -- 🌳 -- 💗 -- 👽 -- 📒 What has roots as nobody sees,Is taller than trees,Up, up it goes,And yet never grows?Now it's time to say goodbyeTo all our company...M-I-C (see you next week!)K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!)M-O-U-S-E.Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!Drink and the devil had done for the rest,Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! -- Stevenson, "Treasure Island" 🍧 -- 🌂 -- 🥞 -- 🎽 -- 🎍 -- 👹 -- 🥗 -- 👾 -- 😺 -- 📗 -- 🚗 -- 💙 -- 🌽 -- 🌋 -- 🚘 | 2019-06-01 01:41:26 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🎈 -- ⚡ -- 📘 -- 🥗 -- 👾 -- 🥒 -- 📒 -- 👹 -- 🌋 -- 😺 -- 💙 -- 🎍 -- 💎 -- 📕 -- 🌽 Plagiarize, plagiarize,Let no man's work evade your eyes,Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,Don't shade your eyes,But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize.Only be sure to call it research. -- Tom LehrerThe bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS! -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"Love, 💚 -- 👔 -- 🐛 -- 🚗 -- 📀 -- 💛 -- 🌳 -- 🎽 -- 🌂 -- 🎈 -- 🐊 -- 👑 -- 🎫 -- 🎍 -- 🎁 | 2019-06-01 01:27:24 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🎄 ❂ 💙 It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute,🐝 ❂ 🌸 flyboy!👽 ❂ 💎 -- Princess Leia Organa 🌋👳👹 | 2019-06-01 00:31:20 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🕺🚙🌽 Have you ever unplugged from the Internet for more than a week? 🍖👑⛳ | 2019-06-01 00:00:23 |
| 76561198179361029 | 📀🌸🎍🚘💚 |Did you feel closer to your| 🎽🐠😺🌏⚡🎈🥒🍖🍆⛳🥞👔👹 |mom or dad growing up?| 🌳😺💎🐊📀💄🐳🎄 | 2019-05-31 23:51:23 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🐟🌳 []_ ([]) []_ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ FUN GAME, 🐝 !!!- 🚙🚘🏓🐝🎍🍆🌂👳 cut loose. 🐊🎽🏀🌽 have fun! ❁✧↕(♥_♥) (‾⌣‾) "(◔/‿\◔) (♥_♥) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 🐠🕺 | 2019-05-31 22:07:21 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👹 🥞 👾 🎄 💎 🌽 🏓 🥗 ⛳ 💗📒 [] 👔 🌏 🎈 😺 🔋 👑 🐊 🚘 💃 🐳 🥞"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-CalvinBut Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- CalvinHobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!👽 📕 👽 🐠 🐝 💙 🎽 📗 🌂 🎁 | 2019-05-31 20:18:18 |
| 76561198179634913 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💎 * 📗 * 🎈 * 👑 * 🐝 * 🌂 * 🔋 * 👾 * 📀 * 💙 * 💗 * 🚙 * 🐠 * 💛 * 🎄 * 🍇ㅤ* Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.ㅤ* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.ㅤ* Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.🚘 * 🥗 * 📕 * 🎁 * 📘 * 🌸 * 🐊 * 🚕 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 🐛 * 👳 * 👔 * 👑 * 🌳 * 🏀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-05-31 19:56:21 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍧💗😺💚⛳ - ❦ ✯ ♧ ↕ ☼ ❉ ♦ ☆ ✴ ☣ ♂ ☼ ٿ ❃ ღ ☁ ∞ ✲ ✱ ♫⚡🚘🚗📗💃 - As a child, what did you wish 🎫👳💎👹🥗 - ㅤㅤ to become when you grew up? 💛🐊🌽💙🏓 - ♫ ✱ ✲ ∞ ☁ ღ ❃ ٿ ☼ ♂ ☣ ✴ ☆ ♦ ❉ ☼ ↕ ♧ ✯ ❦ | 2019-05-31 18:51:16 |
| 76561198179844987 | Would you rather win an Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel prize? >> 🚕🥒💙💗💎 << | 2019-05-31 17:53:16 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🍧 Dear ... 👑 → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 🐛 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🎈 ✈ ⛳ ✈ 🎁 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 🐠 ✈ 🌽 ✈ 👾 ✈ 🌂 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 🔋 Yours truly, Elden Riesland (the cat)📕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063524 💎 | 2019-05-31 17:41:12 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🎈🐛📘 What's the best birthday cake you ever ate? 💛👃🥒 | 2019-05-31 17:40:14 |
| 76561198211879112 | ♀ Eat🍖 ✫ as📘🎁 ∞ much🥒🌸😺 ✭ as⛳🍇🎫💛 ♂ you👹📗💚💗📀 ✣ like🍧🌏🌳🏓📒🌂 ☎ -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's diet | 2019-05-31 16:31:40 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🎁🍖 ● everyone assumes you will relish your game* ^ↀᴥↀ^ (‾⌣‾) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ wonderful- ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ DOPE GAME| 😺👔💄🐛 get funky. 🌳📘🥒🌋💛 🎽🚙 | 2019-05-31 14:19:19 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🏀🥗🐳💛😺💎⛳💗🚗👾 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎍🥞🐠💎📗👳⚡🏓💙🌳 » blowing my river ♥ » I inflated my blossoms ❂ » throughout my clothing ٿ 👹💚🐝🎽📘🥒🎈🎁🌏💃 » balancing my wing, ♫ » Cuba plundered my barbers ✳ » into my gravel ✥ 🚕⛳💃🔋👃🐳📗👑🍆🌋 » bright elbows explained. ✬ » bright barbers pondered strangely ✩ » false papers approved ♡ 🚘👽🌂🌽🚗🍧🎄📀🕺🐊 | 2019-05-31 12:10:19 |
| 76561198179361029 | Who is the funniest person you know? >> 💄🎽🥗📀👑 << | 2019-05-31 11:59:17 |
| 76561198179518505 | --------------------------------------------------------------We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of superiordevelopment. -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3211.7We have phasers, I vote we blast 'em! -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.2--------------------------------------------------------------🏓🥞💚👔🎄🍧🌋⚡👳⛳💎🏀🎫🚗🎍🐝🥗🚘📀🍖👃🍆🚙🌂🚕🏓🌏🌳🎁🔋🚗👾📒🌋🎽📗🐟💃👑🐊💙🌽🌸🐛🍇 | 2019-05-31 11:43:11 |
| 76561198179814253 | ✱ The🎽 ✭ black🚙📀 ❁ bear👹🚘🏀 ٿ used🎁🎍🐠💙 ß to📀🥒🍧🚗🎍 ☣ be😺🔋👾📕🌽🐛 ❃ one of the most commonly seen large animals because in Yosemite and Sequoia national parks they lived off of garbage and tourist handouts. This bear has learned to open car doors in Yosemite, where damage to automobiles caused by bears runs into the tens of thousands of dollars a year. Campaigns to bearproof all garbage containers in wild areas have been difficult, because as one biologist put it, "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence levels of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." | 2019-05-31 11:06:09 |
| 76561198179695038 | ✱ Thousands💃 ❁ of🎍🎫 ✖ days😺⚡💚 ¤ of🎈👔👃🚗 ☼ civilians🥒🌏🌋📀📘 ✧ ...👽💙🌸🌳🚕🎽 ☀ have🏀🐊🥞👾⛳🌽🏓 ☁ produced💄💛🎄🍧🐛🍇👑🌂 ★ a🔋💙🌽📕📀🥗🚘💗🍖 ✶ ... feeling for the aesthetic modules -- | 2019-05-31 06:02:00 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📕 Dear ... ⚡ → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 🍆 ✶ 🐛 ✶ ⚡ ✶ 👔 ✶ 🎈 ✶ 🎍 ✶ 🕺 ✶ 🚗 ✶ 💚 ✶ 💛 ✶ 😺 ✶ ⛳ ✶ 👾 ✶ 🐠 ✶ 🏀 Yours truly, Lenard Barks (the cat)🌳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167043018 🌏 | 2019-05-31 03:06:51 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🎍 -- 🏀 -- 👳 -- 🐟 -- 👾 -- 📕 -- 🥞 -- 👽 -- 📘 -- 🐛 -- 🍖 -- 🚕 -- 👔 -- 🐊 -- 💄 The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella,But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella. -- Lord BowenI am changing my name to ChryslerI am going down to Washington, D.C.I will tell some power broker What they did for IacoccaWill be perfectly acceptable to me!I am changing my name to Chrysler,I am heading for that great receiving line.When they hand a million grand out, I'll be standing 👃 -- 🕺 -- 👑 -- 🐠 -- 🥒 -- 👹 -- 🚘 -- 👳 -- 🐛 -- 🎄 -- 🍇 -- ⚡ -- 💃 -- 🚙 -- 📘 | 2019-05-30 23:33:24 |
| 76561198179361029 | ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👹 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📒"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch fromJulian to Gregorian." ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎁Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other. ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐟 | 2019-05-30 19:02:24 |
| 76561198179819838 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌽 * 🕺 * 🌋 * 🥒 * 💎 * 👃 * 🔋 * 💗 * 🚗 * 🍇 * 📒 * 🎍 * 🍧 * 👑 * 🥗 * 🌸ㅤ* He said, "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".ㅤ* Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.ㅤ* What's the diference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes four toes!👹 * 👔 * 💛 * 🐛 * 🚕 * 🌂 * 📘 * 🚙 * 🍖 * 🥞 * ⛳ * 👾 * 👽 * 🎁 * 💃 * 🎽ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-05-30 14:40:24 |
| 76561198179710665 | | 📘🌋🌳👳🔋🚘🌂🐝🎫👑⛳📕🎽🌸🥒📀🎈⚡:sho He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were. -- Crowley listens to his favourite rock group (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) | 🕺🥗🚗👽🍇👳👑🐊🌏🌸🐠🐟🎍🚕🌽💎🐛🏓:NightVigilClove | 2019-05-30 13:40:08 |
| 76561198179863334 | Do you have any secret untapped passions? >> 🐳🔋👹📀🥞 << | 2019-05-30 12:15:55 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🐝💎🎈💚🥗🐠🐟🌽🚘👃🐛🚗💄🎄🍧Jayne (being attacked by reavers, after being made to leave his weaponsbehind): "Boy, sure would be nice to have some GRENADES, don'tcha think?"💛🌋💙📀🔋🌏💗🚕👽⛳📒💃🐳🕺🏀 | 2019-05-30 11:03:52 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🕺 ✿ 📕 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🎁 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 🌸 ✿ 💙 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 📗 ✿ 👃 ✿ 👾 What's one mistake you keep repeating (and repeating)? 🐛 ✿ 📒 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🍖 | 2019-05-30 10:02:24 |
| 76561198179803382 | Bender: 🐝 He's 👾 gay. 📗 Leela: 👹 How 🐟 do ⚡ you ⛳ know? 💃 Bender: 🍖 I 🔋 have 💛 this 🎫 thing 📒 called 🐊 gaydar. | 2019-05-30 09:48:24 |
| 76561198179809977 | "Listen, 🐳 Bender, 🐛 where's 💛 your 🌂 bathroom?" 💗 -Fry 🎁 🥒 "Bath 🍇 what?" 🎈 -Bender 🌏 😺 "Bathroom." 👽 -Fry 🥞 💄 "What ⛳ room?" 🕺 -Bender 🌳 🚗 "Bathroom!" 🐳 -Fry 📀 👃 "What 📕 what?" 🍇 Bender 🎍 👑 "Ah, 👹 nevermind." 💎 -Fry | 2019-05-30 07:28:18 |
| 76561198211562428 | Bender: 💙 If 🍖 it 🐊 ain't 💛 black 🐝 and 🎄 white, 👹 peck, 🌏 scratch 💎 and 🏀 bite. | 2019-05-30 04:36:16 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🌂 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 👑 ✩ ⛳ ✩ 🎈 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 🎫 ✩ 😺 ✩ 🚘 ✩ 💃 ✩ 👽 ✩ 🌽 What are your 3 favorite movies? 📘 ✩ 🐝 ✩ 🐊 ✩ 🏓 ✩ 🍆 ✩ 🌳 ✩ 💄 ✩ 👃 ✩ 🚙 ✩ 👳 ✩ 👔 ✩ 💗 | 2019-05-30 02:34:09 |
| 76561198179556699 | --------------------------------------------------------------Insults are effective only where emotion is present. -- Spock, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish toserve under them. Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to oneman. And nothing can replace it or him. -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4--------------------------------------------------------------🍧🎄🍖👳🚕👾🥒💗💛💚📘💄🥗👑🎫📕🚘🌽🎈🚙🌳🌂👃💎💙🐝🌸💚📀🎄🐠🕺🎽💃📗🥞⚡🏀🥗📘🚗🐛🎁🌏🐟 | 2019-05-30 00:47:09 |
| 76561198179762074 | ♦ I'm🚘 ✤ DESPONDENT📗🐠 ♂ ...😺🎁🎄 ♪ I🎈🚘🌋💎 ☎ hope💛🥒🎍🌏👑 ❋ there's🍖📀👔🏀💚📘 ☁ something💄🔋📒🍆🚕🐊🏓 ♂ DEEP-FRIED🍖🎫👃👽🐝🍇💄🐛 ✩ under🎈🥗🐳🎁👾👽🐝📕👳 ♀ this miniature DOMED STADIUM ... | 2019-05-29 23:09:04 |
| 76561198211655604 | 📕 ✤ 💎 ✤ 📒 ✤ 🐊 ✤ 💛 ✤ 💃 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 🌳 ✤ 🌽 ✤ 🎫 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 🥗 ✤ 🎈 ✤ ⚡ Scully: One down, 1999 silos to go. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"📘 ✤ 🥒 ✤ 🚙 ✤ 👑 ✤ 🍆 ✤ 💗 ✤ 🥞 ✤ 🎄 ✤ 🕺 ✤ 🏓 ✤ 🐳 ✤ 🎁 ✤ 🏀 ✤ 🎍 | 2019-05-29 20:29:52 |
| 76561198179419823 | What would your dream | | 🍇🌋👃🐛🏀🌳🎫👑house be like? | | 🚙🐝🌸👾💗🎄💛👔 | 2019-05-29 14:29:11 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🐠 🚕 💙 🌳 🍆 🎈 👃 🥗 🐟 ⛳💛 [] 🍖 🎄 🐝 🌂 🐳 📒 🚗 🥒 💎 👹 🔋This game lends itself to certain abuses. --- Calvin"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -CalvinI think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in eachother's dreams, we can play together all night. -- Calvin👳 🚘 🚙 👑 👾 🌋 🎫 🎁 🏓 🐛 | 2019-05-29 12:41:41 |
| 76561198211661172 | 💚🐝🚗 What's your favorite thing to do when you're totally alone? 🐳🏀📀 | 2019-05-29 12:16:42 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🥒 Dear ... 👑 → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 🌸 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 👽 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 📒 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 👾 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🍖 ♂ 💎 Yours truly, Marvel Recendez (the cat)💗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031030 💚 | 2019-05-29 12:09:42 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥗 ❃ 🚗 Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing🚕 ❃ 🍧 tricks on me and treating me badly.📘 ❃ 🌋 -- Jorge Luis Borges, from "Writers on Writing" by Jon Winokur 🎁🚙👃 | 2019-05-29 09:17:28 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💙 Dear ... 👃 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 🏀 ✥ 🐊 ✥ 👑 ✥ 👽 ✥ 🚘 ✥ 🌸 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🚗 ✥ 🥞 ✥ 🥒 ✥ ⚡ ✥ 🚙 ✥ 💎 ✥ 💗 ✥ 🎄 Yours truly, Chelsie Boutte (the cat)🌽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167069035 📘 | 2019-05-29 07:29:24 |
| 76561198179518505 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌸Love means never having to say you're sorry. -- Eric Segal, "Love Story" ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⛳ ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. -- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?" ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📀 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐝"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues thatneed worrying about." ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👽 | 2019-05-29 03:27:21 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Here's Some Haiku for You... » While following the ☁ » barbers, Suzuki measured ♀ » without sweeping fog ● » hark the playing made! ✬ » hark! drat! basking breaking shoe. ♫ » Cuba starts warmly ☺ » wet crayons pondered. ✔ » dark lounges confessed aptly ✦ » dark lounges explained ★ | 2019-05-29 01:01:20 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🌸📒💚 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 📘👑🐟 | 2019-05-29 00:40:19 |
| C A R L O S | love u | 2019-05-28 23:57:25 |
| 76561198179804603 | Have you ever dreamed about | | 🌽🐊📕🕺🎄⚡🎫🚗starting a business? | | 👳🎈📗👔💗🚘🌳😺 | 2019-05-28 23:48:20 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌋 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 👃 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 💙 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🏓 (Mulder talking into tape recorder) Mulder: Deep Throat said 'Trust No One'. It's hard, Scully. Suspecting everyone, everything. It wears you down. You even begin to doubt what you know is the truth. Before, I could only trust myself. Now, I can only trust you. And they've taken you away from me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder?Mulder: Depends on the body! "The X-Files: Hell Money"💛 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 📗 ♂ 📕 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 🌸 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 🌽 | 2019-05-28 21:29:12 |
| 76561198179757550 | Have you ever met someone | | 🏀🍧🥒⚡🕺👽🌸👳who was genuinely evil? | | 📗🌽🍇📕🐠🚘👽📀 | 2019-05-28 20:43:12 |
| 76561198211599340 | If you had to pick a "spirit | | 🎍🍧😺💗👑💎⛳🚗animal," what would it be? | | 🎁🏀🚙🐳🌋📀👽🐟 | 2019-05-28 19:13:14 |
| 76561198211598984 | --------------------------------------------------------------If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. -- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to face.... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of ourselves as gods. -- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3--------------------------------------------------------------🎁🌂🎫🔋🎄🕺🍖📒📕🎽🥗🥞💛💚💗🐟🥒💙💄📀🎍👑🍆🐠💃🌏⚡🐛🌋🐳🚕🌳🐊🎈😺🚘📘🥞🚙🚗🐟📗👹👑👽 | 2019-05-28 18:26:11 |
| _133 | --------------------------------------------------------------First study the enemy. Seek weakness. -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2Respect is a rational process -- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3--------------------------------------------------------------🏀🎄👃👔🚗🚕🕺🥒🎽⚡💗📗📕💛🍇🐛🐳🚙🌂👃🎈🥞🎄🌏🍆🚗🌽🌳🎽🔋👳🍖💄🥗📀🍇⛳🎁📘🌋🕺🐠🥒🐝👾 | 2019-05-28 15:42:09 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🌏🎈📗🎁👳👹🐛💙🏓🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💛🚙👽🏀👔👃🐠🥒🌽🎫 » Germany approved ☎ » until the water refriended ✫ » and the princes asked ❄ 🚘🐊🚕💗🌂🥞🍧🎍🐳🍖 » yard loiter to me ✤ » it borrowed and challenged more ☁ » I asked furniture ☺ 😺💚🎽🌸🎍📒🐟🥗🍖🎁 » into the sugar, ✦ » China attached finally. ♪ » Denmark stops running. ❄ 🚙👃🌋🍇⚡🥒🏀🍆🐊👾 | 2019-05-28 13:48:35 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🎈💛💎|🎍💃🔋| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍆👳👾|Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog. huh | 2019-05-28 13:01:34 |
| 76561198179802829 | ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌽Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones,as the wind blows out candles and fans fires. -- La Rochefoucauld ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📒"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door." ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐠 | 2019-05-28 10:02:59 |
| _69 | Bender: 🌋 Well ⛳ I 💙 don't ⚡ have 💚 anything 📀 else 👹 planned 🚘 for 🌽 today, 👾 let's 🔋 get 🎈 drunk! | 2019-05-28 07:43:24 |
| 76561198179589975 | What's the last book that you couldn't put down? >> 👹🎽🥒🐝🎈 << | 2019-05-28 07:38:37 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🕺🌳👳 Performance review for 🌋🍇🏀 Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. Late on more than 5 but fewer than 8 occasions in 6 months. 🥗 + 💛 = 💙 | 2019-05-28 07:24:28 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐠💚😺👾🐟⚡🐊👹🥗👃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👔🏓👹👽👳💙📒🏓🎄💎 » torturing my face, ✏ » England plundered my princes ✧ » throughout my luggage ♂ 💙⛳🚗🎁👳👔💄🐛🐳🥞 » While admiring the ✿ » barbers, Mexico measured ✥ » without running truth ☂ 🍖🚙🌳🐝🌸🎽🚙💎🌂👑 » hark the feeling taught! ♥ » ouch! darn! breaking playing suit. ☁ » Mexico works soon ✿ 🏀⛳🌏🚕🥒📀🐠🍇🥗💛 | 2019-05-28 06:57:02 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🍖 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💎 💛 🥒 🎈 🌏 💚 🐝 🍧 🌋 👳 🐊 🚘 👃 📕 🐛 🎄 💗Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster: (1) Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit (2) Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V (Oh, those Santraginean fish!) (3) Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (properly iced or the benzine is lost.) (4) Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it. (5) Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract. (6) Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve. (7) Sprinkle Zamphuor. (8) Add an olive. (9) Drink... but... very carefully... Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long ⚡ 🎫 📒 🍇 🔋 🏀 🕺 📀 🥗 💄 💃 🌳 🚕 📘 🏓 🎽 | 2019-05-28 01:00:45 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🌽📘🐛📕🎽 |If you could change one thing| 🌳💃📒😺🍧👽🚗🔋📀🌏🌋🐟🐠 |about yourself, what would it be?| 🥞🐊👾⛳⚡🌸🥗🎽 | 2019-05-27 23:54:36 |
| 76561198179677447 | To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems! -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment🤑 "I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs."- H. L. Mencken 🤠 "The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."-- G. Fitch 🤣 Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons toforget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch? 🙄 Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?"Prof. Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the mathematics of quantum nutrino fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it."Fry: "Mathematics of wonton burrito meals...." Prof. Farnsworth: "Please, Fry, I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor." 😯If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.🤐 | 2019-05-27 21:11:39 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🐳👽🏀👳🍆 |Do you ever hunt for answers| 🚕👹🎍👃🍧💄🔋💛🌂🎫🐛⚡💗 |or omens in dreams?| 🚙💎🚗🐳🚙😺🎄🌸 | 2019-05-27 16:56:40 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👹👔⛳ Performance review for 💛📒🍇 has a powerful physique, suited for heavyweight jobs, or situations when it's an advantage to appear strong. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. 🌸 + 🔋 = 👽 | 2019-05-27 14:20:29 |
| 76561198179517018 | ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton" ♥ 💛 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌸If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌽 | 2019-05-27 11:37:38 |
| 76561198179361029 | | 🍆💃👑🎍🐟🏀🐝💚⚡🍇🐊🌂🎽💛🎍🏓⛳📒:sakurafantasygwynn Knowledge, information, power, words... fluing through the air, invisible...And suddenly the world was tap-dancing on quicksand.In that case, the prize went to the best dancer.(The Fifth Elephant) | 💃🚘📕🐊😺🎽🎈🔋🐳🚕🎄🚗📀🍇🐝🐟🌋🚙:frustratio | 2019-05-27 09:10:25 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🍆📀🐊💗🚘💚📒🌸💗🌳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👃👾🔋🐠👔👑🌸🐟👽💛 » flat blossoms agreed. ✣ » green crayons agreed quickly ♠ » wet crayons confessed ♂ 🐳👃📕💚🎍🎈⚡👾🏀💙 » zounds the running made! ✪ » Oh! ouch! weaving playing shoe. ☂ » Germany starts soon ↕ ⛳🎁🎄👳👹🎽🐛📀📘🏓 » summoning my trail, ❁ » Alice pondered my elbows ♪ » throughout my gravel ✿ 🥒🌽💄🌏🍆📗💃👑🥗🐳 | 2019-05-27 04:35:03 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ | 2019-05-27 03:17:00 |
| 76561198211557460 | | 💚🌸👔📒🥒🚘👃💗👳👽🐟🎈💄🐊⚡🍇🏓💎:wee2ren All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing.Gender is more or less optional.(Guards! Guards!) | 🎍📒📗💃🍆🐝🚗💙😺🥒👾🌋📀🎄🚕🔋📘🍖:dnage_m | 2019-05-27 00:52:59 |
| 76561198179639682 | 📕 ✶ 🥞 The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.🎍 ✶ 🚘 -- Dorothy Parker 🌏🥞💚 | 2019-05-27 00:13:14 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🏀 ß 💚 Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking,🎁 ß 🎽 unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.🐝 ß 🌂 -- Edward Gibbon 👾🐊🏀 | 2019-05-26 21:06:51 |
| 76561198179819778 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👃 * 👾 * 👹 * 🐛 * 🍧 * 👳 * 🎍 * 🚗 * 📗 * 📘 * 🌸 * 😺 * 🚕 * 🍆 * 💄 * 🥒ㅤ* A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.ㅤ* A cowboy walked into a bar, dressed entirely in paper. It wasn't long before he was arrested for rustling.ㅤ* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".🚘 * 🏓 * 🐝 * 🥗 * ⛳ * 📒 * 🌸 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🍆 * 💃 * 💚 * 🚙 * 🎽 * 🎈 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-05-26 20:28:53 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🍖 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚗 ♥ ⚡ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👹 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌽 If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tapeat about 30 miles/second. -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming 🎁 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📗 | 2019-05-26 20:18:53 |
| 76561198179730218 | 💗 ❉ 🍧 ❉ 💚 ❉ 👑 ❉ 🥗 ❉ 🍇 ❉ 🚕 ❉ 🚗 ❉ 👹 ❉ ⛳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚘 ❉ 💛 ❉ 🕺 ❉ 🌳 ❉ 🐠 ❉ ⚡ ❉ 👃 ❉ 🎽 ❉ 📕 ❉ 📗 Lisp Users:Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection. 👔 ❉ 🚙 ❉ 🌸 ❉ 📒 ❉ 💄 ❉ 😺 ❉ 🎄 ❉ 🐳 ❉ 💙 ❉ 🌂 | 2019-05-26 19:49:48 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | | :swimmiek Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The OneHundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.(The Last Continent) | :scarygir | 2019-05-26 17:33:37 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🏀 ∞ 🍆 Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an💛 ∞ 🐊 autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.🌸 ∞ 😺 -- Marlo Thomas 🚘🥗🍖 | 2019-05-26 15:43:30 |
| 76561198211804512 | Dr. 🎈 Zoidberg: 🚘 "Talk 🥞 to 🌳 the 🎁 claw." 👹 Bender: 👾 "Bite 📗 my 😺 collosal 💙 metal 🥒 ass." | 2019-05-26 13:35:39 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🐝 🥒 📕 🐟 🎍 ⚡ 🎈 📘 🏓 💛👽 [] 🐳 ⛳ 💄 👃 🍇 🎽 🌽 👹 🌳 📒 🌋But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- Calvin"When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." -Susie "I say, when life givesyou a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!" -CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin📗 👾 🔋 🐳 💗 👑 🚗 🚘 🎄 👳 | 2019-05-26 10:44:22 |
| 76561198179633358 | The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its greatscholars great men. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes 😙With YOU, I can be MYSELF ... We don't NEED Dan Rather ...😘 John the Baptist after poisoning a thief,Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief,Saying tell me great leader, but please make it briefIs there a hole for me to get sick in?The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly,Saying death to all those who would whimper and cry.And dropping a barbell he points to the sky,Saying the sun is not yellow, it's chicken. -- Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues" 🤓 Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. 🤑 You don't have to be nice to people on the way up if you're not planning oncoming back down. -- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie" 🤐 | 2019-05-26 07:53:05 |
| 76561198179500879 | ⛳ ✳ 🐠 ✳ 👃 ✳ 🚘 ✳ 🐟 ✳ 👹 ✳ 🔋 ✳ 📒 ✳ 🌋 ✳ 🚙 ✳ 👔 ✳ 📒 ✳ 🎫 ✳ 🏓 Mulder: Why is it so hard to believe? When the accepted discovery of life off this planet is on the front page of every newspaper around the world? When even the most conservative scientists and science journals are calling for the exploration of Mars and Jupiter, with every reason to believe that life and the persistence of it is thriving outside our own terrestrial sphere. If you cannot get past this, then I suggest that this whole committee be held in contempt for ignoring evidence that cannot be refuted. "The X-Files: Terma"Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin? "The X-Files: Unrequited"⚡ ✳ 🌳 ✳ 💎 ✳ 👃 ✳ 🍖 ✳ 🔋 ✳ 🌽 ✳ 🍆 ✳ 📕 ✳ 🥒 ✳ 🍇 ✳ 🚗 ✳ 👑 ✳ 🎍 | 2019-05-26 07:00:03 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ☢ What ↕ is ✔ important ☼ is ♡ food, ♠ money ☁ and opportunities for scoring off one's enemies. Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking out of him. -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles" | 2019-05-26 06:08:06 |
| 76561198211563240 | How long can you go without checking your emails or texts? >> 🚕🏀🍆👽🌂 << | 2019-05-26 04:51:04 |
| 76561198179668874 | | 💚🐟🐠📒🥞🎄🏓🍆🏓👽🐳💛🌽🥗👾🌸👑🐊:tblath AUDITORS OF REALITY. THEY THINK OF LIFE AS A STAIN ON THE UNIVERSE. A PESTILENCE. MESSY. GETTING IN THE WAY.'In the way of what?'THE EFFICIENT RUNNING OF THE UNIVERSE.(Hogfather) | 🎫🏀📕🌳🚘🌽📘📒💗🔋🌏🚗📀🥒🍧💛💃🎍:Selin | 2019-05-26 00:12:56 |
| 76561198179803382 | Veni, vidi, vici. . -- Gaius Julius Caesar[/b]😶 It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. -- Robert Benchley 🤣The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. -- Bruce Ediger, [email protected], on X interfaces🤐A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites riseagainst the wind, not with it.😙 Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them. -- DeSegur 🤠 I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent ofMicrosoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.(alt.fan.pratchett) 🤕Woolsey-Swanson Rule: People would rather live with a problem they cannot solve rather than accept a solution they cannot understand.😭 | 2019-05-25 23:31:54 |
| 76561198179419823 | 📘🍖🌳🎁👾 |What's the most disturbing| 🚙💄👳💗🌏👽🚕🔋👔👹🥞🍆😺 |thought you've ever had?| 🎈🎍🐳💃📗👑🎄👑 | 2019-05-25 20:45:52 |
| 76561198211691280 | ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💗Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👾If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐟 | 2019-05-25 19:04:53 |
| 76561198211850636 | 👽 Dear ... 👃 → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 👹 ✭ 👔 ✭ 📀 ✭ 👹 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 🐛 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🕺 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 🏓 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 👑 ✭ 🐟 ✭ 🐠 Yours truly, Nigel Ennenga (the cat)📒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100322 🎫 | 2019-05-25 18:57:55 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🌋 😺 📗 🎫 📘 🥒 💛 🐠 🥞 📕💚 [] 🐟 🐛 🌋 🚘 🌽 🔋 🏓 👳 🍧 🎈 🎍Calvin: Can you make a living playing silly games? His Dad: Actually, youcan be among the most overpaid people on the planet.Reality continues to ruin my life. -- Calvin"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- Calvin👃 🕺 🍆 🐛 💛 🌂 🍖 🎽 🥗 🚕 | 2019-05-25 14:51:35 |
| 76561198179762074 | Leela: 📗 Hey, 📒 you 🍆 know 🌂 what 👔 might ⛳ be 🎈 a 📀 hoot? ⚡ Professor: 🐟 No. 🏓 Why 👽 would 🌸 I 🌽 know 🐳 that? | 2019-05-25 13:33:40 |
| 76561198179551309 | What are you freakishly good at? >> 🚘⚡🍖🌳🍧 << | 2019-05-25 08:03:17 |
| 76561198179634866 | "What 💙 am 🐛 I 📀 gonna 🚗 do?" 🍇 -Fry 🐝 💄 "We've ⛳ got 💚 to 🐳 get 🌽 the 🌂 emperor 🍖 out 👳 of 🚘 your 🎄 body 🏓 before 🍧 they 👑 kill 🥒 you." 🕺 -Amy 🌽 🚙 "Relax, 📕 Fry, 📀 I'll 👾 simply 🚗 spin 📗 you 🚕 in 👽 a 🎽 high-speed 💄 centrifuge ⚡ separating 🎄 out 📕 the 🍆 denser 💛 fluid 💚 of 💙 his 🌸 highness." 📘 ⛳ "Won't 🐝 that 🌋 crush 👃 my 🌂 bones?" 🌏 -Fry 🔋 🥗 "Oh, 🍇 right, 📒 right, 🏓 with 👔 the 🎁 bones. 📗 I 💗 always 💎 forget 🥞 about 💃 the 🐛 bones." | 2019-05-25 07:36:15 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🥗🕺 ✲ EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE GOING LOVE YOUR NEW GAME, 🚕 GET FUNKY- ✤↕ 💄💚 | 2019-05-25 06:37:15 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌸 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🐳 ✯ 😺 ✯ 💚 ✯ 👹 ✯ 💙 ✯ 👑 ✯ 🐛 ✯ 🍧 ✯ 📀 ✯ 📕 What's one dream that you've tucked away for the moment? How come? 🍆 ✯ 🎁 ✯ 🥗 ✯ 🌸 ✯ 🌽 ✯ 🏀 ✯ 🚘 ✯ 🎄 ✯ 🐠 ✯ 👑 ✯ 📘 ✯ 👽 | 2019-05-25 05:59:14 |
| 76561198211879112 | | 🚕🥒👔🌋🐛🍧🏓🐝👹💚🚘📀🚗🐳👃🥗🌂📘:At2_Mey One of Rincewind's tutors said that 'to call his understanding of magical theory absymal is to leave no suitable world to describe his grasp of its practice.'(Sourcery) | 👑🔋⛳🎁📕🍆💎🎈⚡💚👃🌳🍆🚗💄👑🥒💙:lilili | 2019-05-25 04:51:13 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🔋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 🌽 💃 📒 💄 🥒 🍧 📘 👑 🌋 🚙 🚗 👾 🌳 🚕 👳 📕I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position. Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I gotstarted one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray." 🍆 👽 🚘 🏓 👃 🥗 🐠 😺 ⛳ 🌏 🐛 🕺 🐝 👹 💃 📗 | 2019-05-25 03:58:25 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🚙 ✲ 🍆 ✲ 📒 ✲ 💄 ✲ 💃 ✲ 📗 ✲ 🍧 ✲ 😺 ✲ 🚕 ✲ 🎫ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚗 ✲ 👽 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 🐟 ✲ 🐝 ✲ 🐛 ✲ 🌳 ✲ 👔 ✲ 🎈 ✲ 📀 In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Onlywe can't control when the five year period will begin. 🥞 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 🐳 ✲ 🌋 ✲ 🌂 ✲ 🎄 ✲ 🍇 ✲ 👑 ✲ 👃 ✲ 🏓 | 2019-05-25 03:46:12 |
| 76561198179819838 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👃There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plantsand animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and whenthe lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all? ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍆Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood. ♥ 📕 ♥ 🔋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 | 2019-05-25 00:04:06 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🍇 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺 Mulder: OK, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me, but...Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what? - that he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire? "The X-Files: 2SHY"Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. "The X-Files: E.B.E"👔 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-05-24 23:33:07 |
| 76561198211715440 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🎫 * 🔋 * 💄 * 👾 * 👃 * 🏀 * 👔 * 🌳 * 🐝 * 🚘 * 🍖 * 🐛 * 👳ㅤ* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.ㅤ* Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.🍧 * 🚕 * 🚗 * 🔋 * 🐳 * 👑 * 📕 * 🎄 * 🐊 * 💎 * 🚕 * 👹 * 🌋 * 🍇 * 💛 * 💚ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-05-24 21:08:08 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💚 -- 🍧 -- 🌽 -- 🌂 -- 🚕 -- 🕺 -- 🌸 -- 👽 -- 🐠 -- 👳 -- 🍆 -- 🐛 -- 👔 -- 😺 -- 🌳 A pig is a jolly companion,Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,You'll never go wrong with a pig! -- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"It's not against any religion to want to dispos 🚗 -- ⛳ -- 📕 -- 💛 -- 📘 -- ⚡ -- 🥒 -- 🐟 -- 💃 -- 🏓 -- 🍆 -- 👃 -- 🎍 -- 🎈 -- 🚙 | 2019-05-24 18:53:00 |
| 76561198179635013 | 💄 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 🐊 ❀ 😺 ❀ 🎄 ❀ 💎 ❀ 👹 ❀ 👑 ❀ ⛳ ❀ 💃 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 👔 ❀ 🍧 ❀ 🌳 Scully: What do you think?Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on. "The X-Files: Darkness Falls"Mulder: I have a college, friend, who's with O'Neil (who's infected) right now. Let me go to her.Ericson: I can't let you leave (points gun at Mulder's head)Mulder: Then you're gonna have to shoot me because I'm walking out of here. "The X-Files: Firewalker"👳 ❀ 🐠 ❀ 🐟 ❀ 🌂 ❀ 🐛 ❀ 🌽 ❀ 🏀 ❀ 🐳 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 📒 ❀ 🎫 ❀ 🌸 ❀ 🎁 ❀ 👽 | 2019-05-24 17:44:07 |
| 76561198179697385 | ❄ I'm🏓 ♡ sitting🎁🐛 ✪ on👔🐳💄 ❂ my🥗😺📒🥒 ♠ SPEED💎📕⛳👹💛 ☺ QUEEN🍧👽👑💎🎈⛳ ♥ ...🌏🌽💃🍆🔋🐠🐝 ❖ To🍖🐛📀📘🌋👃🕺👽 ☀ me,🎄🌋🐳🎁🥞🎽💄💚📕 ✔ it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM ... I'm VIBRATORY ... | 2019-05-24 14:33:21 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🚘🎍🌽|🎈🌏💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄📀🍆|Q: What is purple and conquered the world?A: Alexander the Grape. wat | 2019-05-24 13:51:13 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🎄💛🚘🚗💄👽💎🎁👾👃💚🐠📗🌽🎫Kaylee: "Didn't make much account of myself, I'm afraid."Mal: "I got no problem with the notion of you not killing no one, Kaylee."🌸👳💃🐳🐊🥞🚙🎈🚘🚕🥗🕺🏓🏀📒 | 2019-05-24 11:19:09 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🐛 🏀 👳 👾 📕 🚕 🚘 🌳 🎽 🎍⚡ [] 🐠 👔 🚗 🎁 📗 🎄 🌽 🏓 🌏 🌋 📒If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the imagewe need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- CalvinWell, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- CalvinThe dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer Bullet🐟 👽 🐳 🎈 🐝 ⛳ 🔋 🌋 👾 💛 | 2019-05-24 08:07:17 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🍇🎁💚 Performance review for 💗🐳🐛 Always succeeds in explaining ideas clearly. Others find easy to understand. They also has the ability to listen carefully to what others are saying, to understand and then to respond appropriately. Conversations with are two-way. Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. 📒 + 🌂 = 📗 | 2019-05-24 07:59:27 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🎈 🚕 🐟 👽 🌽 👾 🥗 🌋 🚗 🥞🔋 [] 🐳 👃 🌳 🕺 🏀 🐛 🌂 🎁 🍧 📘 🎍Be careful or be road-kill. -- CalvinIf you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do itagain. -- CalvinIt takes an uncommon mind to think of these things. --- Calvin🌸 📒 👔 😺 💗 🚙 ⛳ 🐠 🍇 🚕 | 2019-05-24 07:35:07 |
| 76561198179804107 | ❦ You🐠 ❃ must🕺🥗 ✏ dine🥞🏓📀 ✳ in🚘🎄👑📘 ✴ our👽🌸🐟👳🌋 ☀ cafeteria.🔋🚗🌳👳🚘⛳ ✱ You can eat dirt cheap there!!!! | 2019-05-24 05:15:26 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🥞 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍆 🎄 🐠 🎫 🎁 🚗 🚙 🌂 📒 👽 🐟 📀 💚 🌋 🍧 💄 🚘I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better. 🚙 😺 🐊 🎽 🌽 🏓 ⛳ 🕺 👑 💃 👹 💙 🎄 👃 💗 🥒 | 2019-05-23 23:45:26 |
| C A R L O S | LOVE U | 2019-05-23 21:33:55 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🐛🏀📒 Tell me about a favorite event of your adulthood/childhood. 🌏💙🚙 | 2019-05-23 20:35:08 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🕺 -- 👹 -- ⛳ -- ⚡ -- 🐠 -- 🐝 -- 🎫 -- 🐊 -- 📀 -- 💚 -- 🚗 -- 🍆 -- 👔 -- 👹 -- 🚕 The bank sent our statement this morning,The red ink was a sight of great awe!Their figures and mine might have balanced,But my wife was too quick on the draw.i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to beliving apart. -- e. e. cummingsIamnotveryhappyactingpleasedwheneverprominentscientistsovermagnifyintellectualenlightenment 🔋 -- 👑 -- 💙 -- 🥗 -- 🌂 -- 👽 -- 🏀 -- 🍧 -- 😺 -- 📗 -- 🍇 -- 👃 -- 💄 -- 🐛 -- 🐟 | 2019-05-23 19:55:09 |
| 76561198211661172 | ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌳Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybodywho sits down and considers just how many people know the real truthabout his or her love affairs. -- Rebecca West ♥ 😺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💚Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🔋 | 2019-05-23 19:04:08 |
| 76561198179361029 | What's your earliest childhood memory? >> 📗🌋🍧🐝🍆 << | 2019-05-23 18:30:08 |
| 76561198179695038 | Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish,and he'll invite himself over for dinner. -- Calvin Keegan 😷 What really shapes and conditions and makes us is somebody only a few ofus ever have the courage to face: and that is the child you once were,long before formal education ever got its claws into you -- thatimpatient, all-demanding child who wants love and power and can't getenough of either and who goes on raging and weeping in your spirit tillat last your eyes are closed and all the fools say, "Doesn't he lookpeaceful?" It is those pent-up, craving children who make all the warsand all the horrors and all the art and all the beauty and discovery inlife, because they are trying to achieve what lay beyond their graspbefore they were five years old. -- Robertson Davies, "The Rebel Angels" 😱QOTD: Sacred cows make great hamburgers.🤔 | 2019-05-23 14:59:16 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🏓📗👃🐳🌸🐊🍇🐝💄🎄🚘🌽👔🎈⚡(in response to Mal's plan to Reaverize Serenity)Inara: "Runtse de fwotzoo, ching baoyo wuomun..." [Oh merciful buddhaprotect us...]Wash: "Juhguh jee hua jun kuhpah!" [This plain is horrific]🥗💚📕🎫😺🐟🐠🎁🎄💎🐊🌋🚕🍖📘 | 2019-05-23 14:00:10 |
| 76561198179556699 | ✧ Consider👾 ✶ the🔋🍖 ❉ following🚕🍆⛳ ✿ axioms😺📕🕺🌋 ♠ carefully:🌳🐝🌽💚💃 ✔ "Everything's🍇📗💄🎫⚡🎫 ❁ better when it sits on a Ritz." and "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it." What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker? The thought is frightening. Is this how God came into being? Try not to consider the fact that "Things go better with Coke". | 2019-05-23 13:50:08 |
| 76561198179860286 | ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌳In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love youwant the other person. -- Margaret Anderson ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎄Love IS what it's cracked up to be. ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💄 | 2019-05-23 10:56:44 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🎫🎍🐠😺🌽👾🥗🚗🌂🎁🐛👔⛳💛 → 📕 You may be infinitely smaller than some things,... 📘💄👃🎽🔋🚘🏀⚡🐊🌸🥒🥞🍆👳🍇 → 🏓...but you're infinitely larger than others. 💚🍧📒💃📗👑👹📗🕺🎈🎄🎫📀💗🐛 → 💙 Lucky Numbers: 👑🌋🐟👃💚💃🌏👳🚙🌽🐊🐳🚗🔋🥞 → 💎 45,9,13 🌂 | 2019-05-23 08:58:38 |
| _133 | 🐊 Dear ... 👑 → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. 🎈 ¤ 🍆 ¤ 👽 ¤ 🌋 ¤ 🍧 ¤ 😺 ¤ 🎽 ¤ 🥗 ¤ 🎁 ¤ 🍖 ¤ 👽 ¤ ⚡ ¤ 🚘 ¤ 🐠 ¤ 💛 Yours truly, Karlene Hothan (the cat)🏓 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167077760 💚 | 2019-05-23 08:42:37 |
| 76561198179733738 | guru, n.: A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the phone call you are about to receive from your boss.😯 Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children. -- Michael Joseph, "Observer" 😬 "If we find a cat I'm going to kick it!"(Only You Can Save Mankind) 🙂 Hale Mail Rule, The: When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least one of the following: (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. (b) Stationery. (c) Postage stamp. (d) The letter you are answering. 😵 Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have. 🤤It's later than you think.😙Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would.The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much. -- Augustine😶 | 2019-05-23 08:27:35 |
| 76561198211670820 | 💃👳🐟🐊🥒🐝🌂🍧🌏😺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🔋🏀📒⛳🎫👹🎁👽💙🍖 » play chairs in luggage ☂ » when flowers cheat to loiter ✏ » because crayons scold ✤ 👾👳🍖🌳🐛🌋🚕🎽💛🏓 » make chairs to water ღ » when papers hunt to plunder ✭ » because crayons play ♂ 🚙📘🐳🌂🎍😺👔⚡💚💄 » zounds the peeking asked! ☻ » Oh! fie! breaking running shoe. ∞ » Germany hunts soon ☣ 🎈💎📗👑📕🎄🐝👾🌽📘 | 2019-05-23 05:45:24 |
| 76561198179682287 | 👃 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 👽 ♂ 👹 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🎽 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 👽 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🍇ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐛 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🏀 ♂ ⚡ ♂ 👾 ♂ 🌳 "The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mugsomeone with it." -- M. Devine, Computer Science 340 🎄 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 💄 ♂ 👔 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 📕 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 📀 | 2019-05-23 03:44:23 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👽 ● 📘 ● 😺 ● 📕 ● 🚕 ● 💗 ● 🌳 ● 🎽 ● 🎈 ● 👔ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ● 🎄 ● 🌏 ● 💚 ● 📒 ● 🏀 ● 💄 ● 📀 ● 📗 ● 💎 Dear Emily: I recently read an article that said, "reply by mail, I'll summarize."What should I do? -- DoubtfulDear Doubtful: Post your response to the whole net. That request applies only todumb people who don't have something interesting to say. Your postings aremuch more worthwhile than other people's, so it would be a waste to reply bymail. -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette 🍆 ● 🚙 ● ⚡ ● 🐠 ● 🚘 ● 🌽 ● 🐊 ● 🌂 ● 🥒 ● 🌸 | 2019-05-23 02:27:23 |
| 76561198179780423 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏓 * 🐟 * 👃 * 🔋 * 📗 * 💎 * 📀 * 🌋 * 🥒 * 👑 * 🍇 * 🚗 * 💛 * 🐊 * 👔 * 💃ㅤ* The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.ㅤ* I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.ㅤ* I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.🕺 * 🌽 * 🚙 * 💗 * 👹 * 💙 * 👳 * 🐊 * 🐠 * 🥒 * 🐳 * 👃 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 🥞 * 🥗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-05-23 01:44:25 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💚 🏀 🐳 ⛳ 🌏 😺 💃 🔋 🍧 🚕 🌸 🏀 🚙 🎁 💎 🥗 🎈We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do. -- Walter Summers I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. -- Fred Allen[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.] 🍇 🥞 🐊 📘 💛 🐠 🕺 💃 🌽 🌳 📒 🐛 📕 🚘 🥒 👔 | 2019-05-23 01:27:23 |
| 76561198179608271 | 💗👽🐝💎📀🍆🌂🚙🌸📘⛳⚡🎈😺🎍Jayne: "Saint Jane, it's got a ring to it!"Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed."Jayne: "I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Doesthat count upstairs?"Book: "Oh, it will be taken into consideration."Jayne: "You made that sound kind of ominous."🐳🎄🍧🏓🥞🎍💛💄🍇🚕🚗👔📗📒🔋 | 2019-05-22 23:10:58 |
| 76561198179842674 | 💃👽🐳|🌽😺🏀| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙👔🍇|Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?A: Diyathinkhesaurus.Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex. wat | 2019-05-22 22:49:23 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | What was your proudest moment from the past twelve months? >> << | 2019-05-22 22:34:29 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎫👳🏓 Performance review for 🎍💛🔋 Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. willingly joins groups, but tends to remain anonymous. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. 💃 + 🚘 = 🥗 | 2019-05-22 19:28:22 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📒 * 🌸 * 👾 * 🚙 * 📀 * 🔋 * 👔 * 💃 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 💎 * 🌳 * ⚡ * 🎫 * 🌂 * 🚙ㅤ* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.ㅤ* When in doubt, mumble.ㅤ* If you need space then work at NASA.🥞 * 🥒 * 🍧 * 📕 * 🎄 * 🍖 * 👑 * 💙 * 🐠 * 👽 * 🚕 * 🌏 * 🐝 * 🌳 * 🏓 * 🐳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-05-22 16:37:21 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🥒🌂🐝 Performance review for 🐟🌋📀 is aiming for promotion, but recognizes that capabilities and prospects are limited. They set high personal standards in an attempt to do as well as possible. Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. Always contributes vigorously to the efforts of the team, whether as a leader or a team member. Understands own weaknesses ond others' strengths and goes to the right people for help. Sympathetically helps others to address their weaknesses. 💚 + 🎽 = 🚗 | 2019-05-22 16:15:22 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🍇 ✫ 💛 ✫ 📗 ✫ 💃 ✫ 🐊 ✫ 🍧 ✫ 🌂 ✫ 🎁 ✫ 👳 ✫ 🔋 ✫ 🎽 ✫ 🏓 ✫ 👹 ✫ 📒 Mulder: I don't trust them. I WANT to trust YOU (Scully). "The X-Files: Ice"Scully: Why didn't you tell me it was your sister?Mulder: I knew you'd never let me go through with it. (After Samantha's clone is killed because of a hostage trade off between she and Scully) "The X-Files: End Game"🚘 ✫ 💚 ✫ 👔 ✫ 🌸 ✫ 💛 ✫ 🐛 ✫ 🌏 ✫ 👑 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 🥒 ✫ 💎 ✫ 🎍 ✫ 🐝 ✫ 🌋 | 2019-05-22 15:42:22 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🐝 Dear ... 🌋 → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. 🥒 ✰ 📘 ✰ 🍖 ✰ 👾 ✰ 😺 ✰ 🚙 ✰ 🎄 ✰ 📀 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 🏀 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 👑 ✰ 📗 ✰ 💃 ✰ 🐟 Yours truly, Paul Kenngott (the cat)🎁 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167012424 🎄 | 2019-05-22 15:34:20 |
| 76561198179843803 | What's your favorite thing to | | 🎁🥗🏓🐟⚡💗💚🚘do when you're totally alone? | | 🎍🥞🌏🎈🌸💙🐛👑 | 2019-05-22 12:43:18 |
| 76561198211895108 | ❁ 1893💄 ✿ The📗📒 ✥ ideal🕺💗🎍 ✧ brain🌽🐳🥒💎 ♂ tonic👹👳🐟👽🚕 ♂ 1900💗🍆🥗🌂😺💄 ☣ Drink Coca-Cola -- delicious and refreshing -- 5 cents at all soda fountains 1905 Is the favorite drink for LADIES when thirsty -- weary -- despondent 1905 Refreshes the weary, brightens the intellect and clears the brain 1906 The drink of QUALITY 1907 Good to the last drop 1907 It satisfies the thirst and pleases the palate 1907 Refreshing as a summer breeze. Delightful as a Dip in the Sea 1908 The Drink that Cheers but does not inebriate 1917 There's a delicious freshness to the taste of Coca-Cola 1919 It satisfies thirst 1919 The taste is the test 1922 Every glass holds the answer to thirst 1922 Thirst knows no season 1925 Enjoy the sociable drink -- Coca-Cola slogans | 2019-05-22 12:36:19 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🌋🥗🥞 Performance review for 📘👳💎 When working to a firm but realistic deadline, sometimes fails to complete the task because unprepared to work extra hours to meet the deadline. Or completes the task, but with some serious flaws. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. Missed fewer than 2 days without valid reason in 6 months. Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, always manages to get the best deal. ⛳ + 🏓 = 😺 | 2019-05-22 09:42:03 |
| 76561198179596342 | ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌽Falling in Love When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall inlove. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomeslight, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately,these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always agood idea to check with your doctor. -- Dave Barry ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐠Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) ♥ 📗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚗 | 2019-05-22 08:43:01 |
| 76561198211804512 | 👔⛳⚡👹🚘 |What living person, other than| 👳💃💚👃🎄🍇📕🥞🐟🥗💗💄🐳 |family members, do you most admire?| 👳🔋🚘🍖🌳🌽💎🌂 | 2019-05-22 07:33:08 |
| 76561198211691280 | 💙🐊🍖⚡📀🥗🏓🐟🌽📘💗🌳📗👹🚘Mal: "Looks can be deceiving." Jayne: "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty... deceiver." Mal: "Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?" Zoe: "Had a kind of poetry to it, sir."🎁🍇🥒🐝🌂🍧💚👳💃🐛🌸🍧😺🌋👽 | 2019-05-22 06:21:55 |
| 76561198179589975 | My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. 😲 Pittsburgh Driver's Test(8) Pedestrians are (a) irrelevant. (b) communists. (c) a nuisance. (d) difficult to clean off the front grille.The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they aretotally irrelevant to driving; you should ignore them completely. 🤣QOTD: "I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her!"🤑 Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is alion with a will of iron. -- Honor'e de Balzac 😙All he [Vimes] knew was that you couldn't hope to try for the big stuff, like world peace and happiness, but you might just about be able to achieve some tiny deed that'd make the world, in a small way, a better place.Like shooting someone.(The Fifth Elephant)🤒 | 2019-05-22 05:59:56 |
| 76561198179603631 | The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting tochange your name and start a new life in different city. -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire" 🤠 I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friendthan be one. -- Clarence Darrow 😵To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.🤓 Never look a gift horse in the mouth. -- Saint Jerome 🤑 Since when has the purpose of debian been to appease the interests of themass of unskilled consumers? -- Steve Shorter 😯 There is nothing stranger in a strange land than the stranger who comesto visit. 🤣 Have you locked your file cabinet? 🤗 Tom Tucker: Coming up next: Can bees think? A new study indicates that no, they cannot. 😩 Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck 🤔 | 2019-05-22 04:56:54 |
| 76561198211879112 | Fry: 👳 "Hey, 🎫 you 🎄 guys, 🎈 the 🐟 most 💗 amazing 🎍 thing 👑 happened, 💚 it's 🕺 two-for-one 🐠 Tuesday 📒 at 🥞 Krispy 📗 Kreme! 🍧 Plus 🌸 there's 🍆 mermaids." | 2019-05-22 04:46:54 |
| 76561198211819232 | 👑👽🍆🐠🐝🎫🍖🎍🥒🌂📘📒🚗😺🎄Inara: "I am grateful, you know. For the ill-conceived and high-handed attemptto defend my honor although I didn't want you to."🐟⛳👹🍧🥞⚡💎🥗🎈🌳👃💗🎫📘📀 | 2019-05-22 04:11:54 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🎁 ✱ 💙 ✱ 🌂 ✱ 🥒 ✱ 🌽 ✱ 🚙 ✱ 🐳 ✱ 🐠 ✱ 🐝 ✱ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎫 ✱ 🏀 ✱ 🍇 ✱ 🌸 ✱ 🥗 ✱ 👳 ✱ 😺 ✱ 💎 ✱ 🐊 ✱ 📕 UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old onTue Nov 5 00🌳20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). -- Andy Tannenbaum 🏓 ✱ 💛 ✱ 🍆 ✱ 🎍 ✱ 💛 ✱ 🚘 ✱ 🍖 ✱ 👾 ✱ 🚗 ✱ 📒 | 2019-05-22 02:10:52 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🍧 Dear ... 👳 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." 🥗 ✶ 👹 ✶ 🌸 ✶ 🚕 ✶ 💎 ✶ 👽 ✶ 🎄 ✶ 🕺 ✶ 🍖 ✶ 🎁 ✶ 🔋 ✶ 😺 ✶ 🍇 ✶ 💗 ✶ 💚 Yours truly, Virgilio Dolores (the cat)🐠 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167017606 🐝 | 2019-05-22 01:57:52 |
| 76561198179809977 | Janitor: 👔 Oh, 🌸 marmalade! | 2019-05-21 22:38:50 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🎍 ☺ 🎈 ☺ 📒 ☺ 🎽 ☺ 🌽 ☺ 👔 ☺ 🐠 ☺ 🔋 ☺ 👃 ☺ 🌸ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐳 ☺ 👽 ☺ 💗 ☺ 🐝 ☺ 🐟 ☺ 🚙 ☺ 🍆 ☺ 👳 ☺ 🌋 ☺ 🐊 The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problemsand solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason restrictinglanguage features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at bestdangerous. -- Bjarne Stroustrup 🥒 ☺ 🎽 ☺ 💃 ☺ 🚕 ☺ 🎄 ☺ 👹 ☺ 👑 ☺ 💙 ☺ 🌳 ☺ 🍧 | 2019-05-21 20:14:54 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🌳 💗 👔 💛 🍧 🐊 🐝 🌂 ⛳ 🚘🚕 [] 💃 🎽 🏓 🥗 👳 🚙 🍆 🌂 😺 👔 🎄"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and thereforemore intense." -Calvin sniffing mustardIs it a right to remain ignorant? -- CalvinCalvin: Can you make a living playing silly games? His Dad: Actually, youcan be among the most overpaid people on the planet.🐝 🏀 👾 🎈 🐛 ⚡ 🍖 🐳 👃 🎍 | 2019-05-21 19:11:49 |
| 76561198211655604 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥗 * ⚡ * 🎽 * 🌸 * 🐝 * 💄 * 🍆 * 🥒 * 💗 * 👔 * 🎁 * 🎍 * 📘 * 🌂 * 🚙 * 😺ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir? Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!ㅤ* So I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions".ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.📗 * 🍖 * 🌏 * 🚕 * 🍇 * 💃 * 📀 * ⛳ * 🚘 * 🔋 * 💛 * 📕 * 👽 * 👾 * 🥞 * 🚗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-05-21 18:59:49 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🎈👾🥒 Have you ever had a mentor? 👃🐟🚕 | 2019-05-21 18:45:50 |
| 76561198211562428 | 📀 ✫ 🎄 ✫ 🍖 ✫ 💙 ✫ 👳 ✫ 💎 ✫ 🌋 ✫ 🌳 ✫ 💃 ✫ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐛 ✫ 🎁 ✫ 👑 ✫ 👾 ✫ 💗 ✫ 🥗 ✫ 💛 ✫ 🎈 ✫ 🐟 ✫ 🌳 Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger. 🎍 ✫ ⚡ ✫ 🍆 ✫ 🌸 ✫ 🚕 ✫ 🐳 ✫ 👹 ✫ ⛳ ✫ 😺 ✫ 🎄 | 2019-05-21 16:35:14 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🍇👃💚 Performance review for 🌸🌽🚙 enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. Does not shirk duties, but always instigates and encourages load-sharing with other members of the team, resulting in strong group output. Consistently plans and monitors the work of team-members. With a supervisor checking for occasional spelling, grammar and style errors, can produce business correspondence and reports of acceptable quality. 🎈 + 👾 = 🐛 | 2019-05-21 16:08:14 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ║♥ #008 Waiting for Spring ║✩ "Brighter days ahead..." | 2019-05-21 14:33:20 |
| 76561198179803382 | 📗🌂💎|👳📀🐠| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙🚘🎁|Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?A: With a blue-elephant gun.Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun. wat | 2019-05-21 13:45:13 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🍇💄🎄🎁📒 - ☣ ♪ ღ ♧ ♂ ✳ ♪ ♣ ♀ ❀ ✯ ✦ ٿ ❃ ☂ ☎ ★ ✭ ✔ ✴🌂🕺📗😺💃 - What's your 🍆🐛🥗🐳🥞 - ㅤㅤ greatest talent? 🎈🏓👽🎽👳 - ✴ ✔ ✭ ★ ☎ ☂ ❃ ٿ ✦ ✯ ❀ ♀ ♣ ♪ ✳ ♂ ♧ ღ ♪ ☣ | 2019-05-21 11:48:14 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🥗📘🍖🥞🕺 - ❀ ✪ ☂ ✩ ☻ ✤ ∞ ✰ ★ ☼ ❁ ♀ ↕ ❂ ☼ ✥ ✬ ♠ ♀ ✖💃🚙👃🐟🌋 - What's the one food you could ⚡📗🎽🚗🐊 - ㅤㅤ never bring yourself to eat? 🎁🌏💛🎄💄 - ✖ ♀ ♠ ✬ ✥ ☼ ❂ ↕ ♀ ❁ ☼ ★ ✰ ∞ ✤ ☻ ✩ ☂ ✪ ❀ | 2019-05-21 04:28:51 |
| 76561198179517018 | ✏ When🚗 ❀ my👑🥒 ✯ brain🍆🌋💚 ✧ begins😺🎽🐝💙 ☀ to🍖🚙🐟⛳🐠 ♧ reel💛🍇🥞👽💃🌂 ❖ from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. -- Ignatius Reilly | 2019-05-21 03:46:01 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👔📀🌸 Performance review for 🥗💎👽 Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. 🌽 + 🐠 = 👑 | 2019-05-21 02:39:49 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🥞 ∞ 🎍 Mr. Rockford, this is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary👹 ∞ 👾 Etiquette. We aren't going to call again! Now you want these free🐠 ∞ 📀 lessons or what?💙 ∞ 🐛 -- "The Rockford Files" 👳🌳🌸 | 2019-05-21 02:22:47 |
| 76561198179802829 | 😺💃🚙 What impacts your moods more than anything else? 🐟🐝👔 | 2019-05-21 02:07:47 |
| 76561198211661172 | --------------------------------------------------------------"That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9First study the enemy. Seek weakness. -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2--------------------------------------------------------------🚗🍧👽👑🌸📘👳🥗🍖💚🍆🚕🏀🐝🐛🎫👾📀📕🚙🐛🎈👔👃🐳💛🌋🥒🚙🎽🏓😺🐟💗🎁⛳🌳🌂👔🌽🔋💛🐠💎🐝 | 2019-05-21 01:00:47 |
| 76561198179634913 | Fry: 🥞 "Hey, 💗 you 👽 guys, 📘 the 📀 most 🍇 amazing 🎈 thing 🥒 happened, 💃 it's ⛳ two-for-one 👔 Tuesday 🌽 at 🍖 Krispy 💙 Kreme! 📒 Plus 🔋 there's 🍧 mermaids." | 2019-05-20 23:28:52 |
| 76561198211850636 | Who's your | | 🌋👽📒🎫📕💎🥗🥞celebrity crush? | | 📘🎈🐊🎁💚🏀👾👳 | 2019-05-20 22:15:45 |
| 76561198179762074 | 📀🎄🚗👾🔋🐝🍆💄👽👃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍖🍇🚕🐛🐳👹🚙📒🌸🌏 » into the water, ♧ » Canada and Belgium love. ✣ » Panda starts pulling. ☻ 📘🎍⚡💗👳🕺🎈💚🎽🌋 » While following the ✤ » lounges, Florida attached ✿ » without playing milk ♪ 👑🥗🥞🌳💃💎💛🥒🎫💃 » drat the sweeping went! ✧ » zounds! zounds! running pulling suit. ✿ » Tiger talks strangely ♂ 🎄🐟🎁🏓👹😺📗🍧🔋🌂 | 2019-05-20 21:38:47 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎁💃⛳|🚘🥗🐠| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👃🕺📀|Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?A: Because he was hungry. huh | 2019-05-20 18:01:47 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🐛 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 😺 ♀ 💄 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 👑 Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"(Mulder's opening monologue) Mulder: We wanted to listen... I wanted to believe, but the tools had been taken away. The X-Files had been shut down. They closed our eyes. Our voices have been silenced. Our ears now deaf to the realms of extreme possibilities. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"🐠 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 👾 ♀ 💃 | 2019-05-20 15:50:45 |
| .OldPlayer | I never really let you goJust thought that you should know Even though you broke my bones Your soul is where I made my home .. | 2019-05-20 14:52:42 |
| 76561198211842796 | Chris: 🎈 I 🎄 never 💙 knew 😺 anyone 👹 who 🎍 went 🍧 crazy 👳 before, 🎫 except 🥞 for 👽 my 🐠 invisible 🌋 friend, 🎽 Col. 📒 Schwartz. | 2019-05-20 14:25:27 |
| 76561198179635013 | ● The🚕 ✥ black🚙👹 ✿ bear🍇🌽🔋 ✭ used🍆💗👑👽 ✪ to👔💄🐳🌂📗 ✤ be🎁🌳😺👾👹⚡ ❋ one of the most commonly seen large animals because in Yosemite and Sequoia national parks they lived off of garbage and tourist handouts. This bear has learned to open car doors in Yosemite, where damage to automobiles caused by bears runs into the tens of thousands of dollars a year. Campaigns to bearproof all garbage containers in wild areas have been difficult, because as one biologist put it, "There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence levels of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." | 2019-05-20 11:10:26 |
| C A R L O S | good weak <3 | 2019-05-20 11:06:53 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🏀 ✣ 🔋 ✣ 🎫 ✣ 🐝 ✣ 🐟 ✣ 🎄 ✣ 🎁 ✣ 💃 ✣ 🐳 ✣ 🏓ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💛 ✣ 🌳 ✣ 📀 ✣ 📕 ✣ 🍧 ✣ 👽 ✣ 💄 ✣ 👔 ✣ 🥒 ✣ 😺 Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they beyours too." -- Dave Haynie 📒 ✣ 📘 ✣ 📕 ✣ 📗 ✣ 🍆 ✣ 🚕 ✣ 🌂 ✣ 🎄 ✣ 👃 ✣ 💙 | 2019-05-20 11:02:27 |
| 76561198179361029 | 👳🥒🎈💙💄 - ☻ ☼ ✦ ✈ ♥ ♀ ☺ ↕ ☣ ✱ ✭ ♧ ✳ ❂ ✤ ♠ ✯ ☁ ♪ ✴🥞🐛🐟🐝🐊 - If you could save one endangered species 💎💃🚙🚗📒 - ㅤㅤ from extinction, which would you choose? 👾💛🌂👔🐊 - ✴ ♪ ☁ ✯ ♠ ✤ ❂ ✳ ♧ ✭ ✱ ☣ ↕ ☺ ♀ ♥ ✈ ✦ ☼ ☻ | 2019-05-20 08:03:21 |
| 76561198179804603 | | 😺📘🍖👽🍆🌸⚡⛳📒🌳🚗🎽📘🥗💛🌋👃🥒:yuricr Something small and distant broke through the cloud layer, trailing shredsof vapour. In the stratospheric calm the sounds of bickering came sharp andclear."You said you could fly one of these things!""No I didn't; I just said *you* couldn't!" -- Rincewind and Twoflower attempt broomstick flying (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) | 🌏🏓🍧🚕🐊💗🌽👹🐊🐳🥒👑🕺🌂🍇🎁💚📕:At2_Mey | 2019-05-20 07:30:25 |
| 76561198211741980 | ♡ Has🌏 ✥ anyone🌳📀 ღ ever🚗🐊🌂 ٿ tasted💛🐳💙👃 ♂ an🍖⛳🎍📕💎 ✿ "end"?👳💃⚡📗🍧🚕 ✶ Are they really bitter? | 2019-05-20 06:49:17 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🐝🥒🏓👔💛 - ☆ ✳ ☺ ♀ ☁ ∞ ♂ ❖ ✖ ✿ ♂ ✯ ♀ ¤ ✿ ☢ ♥ ☻ ☂ ♫🌸📗🚘💙🎁 - Do you have any personal rituals 🐛🚗💎🍖😺 - ㅤㅤ for the end of the year? 🚙🎈📗🚕🎽 - ♫ ☂ ☻ ♥ ☢ ✿ ¤ ♀ ✯ ♂ ✿ ✖ ❖ ♂ ∞ ☁ ♀ ☺ ✳ ☆ | 2019-05-20 02:12:15 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. 😍 "Intelligence without character is a dangerous thing."-- G. Steinem 🙁"I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling."-- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?" that David Letterman's trying to get everyone to start saying🤕 Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash....The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops. -- Steven Wright 🤤"The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much aswe could with both of them." -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"😯"It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius."-- Robert G. Ingersoll😩 ... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,and you would not have been informed. 🤒 | 2019-05-19 22:14:20 |
| 76561198179809165 | Bender: 💃 Pardon 📗 me, 🚘 brother. 👑 Care 💛 to 💎 donate 🐛 to 🎈 the 🥞 anti-mugging 💗 you 🐳 fund? 🎄 Leela: 🍆 We 📒 don't 🐠 need 👽 to 🌽 beg, 🐛 Bender. 🌋 For 🚘 God's 📗 sake, 👾 we're 😺 not 📕 veterans. | 2019-05-19 12:46:11 |
| 76561198179757550 | 💃 ❃ 👳 ❃ 🎫 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 👃 ❃ 🌂 ❃ 🐳 ❃ 🔋 ❃ ⚡ ❃ ⛳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📕 ❃ 💎 ❃ 🚘 ❃ 📗 ❃ 👹 ❃ 😺 ❃ 🏀 ❃ 👔 ❃ 🥗 ❃ 🚕 "We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem." -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982 🎈 ❃ 🎍 ❃ 🎁 ❃ 🍇 ❃ 🐠 ❃ 👑 ❃ 🍧 ❃ 🚙 ❃ 🌋 ❃ 🎽 | 2019-05-19 09:49:00 |
| 76561198211563240 | ⛳ -- 🚘 -- 🥞 -- 🐠 -- 🐛 -- 🌸 -- 👳 -- 👔 -- 📒 -- 🏀 -- 🥗 -- 🍧 -- 👑 -- 🎍 -- 🐠 Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.Love isn't love 'til you give it away. -- Oscar Hammerstein IIOther women cloyThe appetites they feed, but she makes hungryWhere most she satisfies. -- Antony and CleopatraThe common cormorant, or shag,Lays eggs inside a paper bag;The reason, you will see, no doubt,Is to keep the lightning out.But what these unobservant birdsHave failed to notice is that herdsOf bears may come with buns 👾 -- 💃 -- 🍇 -- 👽 -- 💛 -- 👹 -- 👃 -- 🕺 -- 🚙 -- 📒 -- 🍆 -- 🎈 -- 🌳 -- 🐳 -- 🏓 | 2019-05-19 08:06:59 |
| 76561198179668874 | Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way toyour execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms,and they'll call you crazy. -- "Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul"😱 Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's diet 🤠 Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm atraditionalist." 🙂Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. -- Ashleigh Brilliant🤣You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're tellingme just to be myself? -- The Return of the Secaucus Seven🤥 Book: "When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking aboutGod?" 😪 Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold 😩 | 2019-05-19 06:35:00 |
| 76561198179608271 | 💎 ✏ 📒 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 💃 ✏ 🎽 ✏ 👽 ✏ 👑 ✏ 📕 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🌏 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🎍 ✏ 💗 ✏ 👔 Scully: You set us up. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "The X-Files: Beyond the Sea"Mulder: (asks Scully on a date.. well!) Vikins vs. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Two tickets on the 40-yard line at the Metrodome. You and me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"😺 ✏ 🔋 ✏ 💙 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 💛 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 📀 ✏ 🎫 ✏ 👽 ✏ 📕 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 👾 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🎈 | 2019-05-19 05:00:02 |
| 76561198179702987 | 💄🚕🎄🚘🚙💛🏀📘🔋🥞🍖🍆🌳👑👹🕺📗👃📕🎫🥗🌂💙🐝🍇🌸🌽🐛🐊🍧 ...the Soviets have the capability to try big projects. If there is a goal,such as when Gorbachev states that they are going to have nuclear-poweredaircraft carriers, the case is closed -- that is it. They willconcentrateon the problem, do a bad job, and later pay the price. They really don'tcare what the price is.-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976 "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100 💃⚡🐠🚘🐝🥒🌋🎽😺👽💚💗🌏⚡👾🎍🚗🎁🐛🕺📀🎈🥒👳🐠🐟💚🏀👔💛 | 2019-05-19 04:53:58 |
| 76561198179841167 | "I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered." 😱God is real, unless declared integer.🤓Kilroe hic erat!😩 Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you? 🤔 A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming isnot worth knowing. 🤧VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade arithmetic.IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound. Q.E.D.X: Bulls do not win bull fights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do. -- Norman Augustine🤗 Suicide is simply a case of mistaken identity. 🤥 | 2019-05-19 04:38:57 |
| 76561198179518505 | 💎🥞🐛🚗🎍🍧🌸🌽🚙🚘🎈⚡💄🚕🌳Wash: "Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met,I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation wasjuggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled"Zoe: "Of course the man rushes in to defend her..."Wash: "(Huh?) I'm talking about geese."🍧📘🌂🎄📒🍆💗💛🐊📀🏀🥗👔🥞🚗 | 2019-05-19 03:56:55 |
| 76561198179854946 | Peter: 🐟 Hey, 🐊 what's 📕 your 👳 friend's 💗 name? 🥗 Al 🎫 Gore: 🥞 ♥♥♥♥ 💛 Armey. 📗 Peter: 🎈 [laughs] 👾 No, 🚙 seriously, 👃 what 🕺 is 🏓 it? 🚕 Al 🔋 Gore: 🍖 [beat] 💎 ... 🎄 ♥♥♥♥ 🚕 Armey. 📘 Peter: 💃 [bursts 🌋 out 🌳 laughing] 📀 Hey, 🎽 Armey, 👳 what's 🐠 your 💚 wife's 💙 name, 🌂 Vagina 😺 Coastguard? 🥒 [continues 🌏 to 🐛 laugh] 💃 Al 👃 Gore: 💎 [laughs] 🌽 Oh, 🌂 I 👽 just 🐳 got 🚗 that. | 2019-05-19 03:42:56 |
| 76561198179589975 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐝 * 🎫 * 🏓 * 🐊 * 🌏 * 💄 * 🚕 * 💚 * 💃 * 🍆 * 🎍 * 👑 * 🐠 * ⚡ * 💙 * ⛳ㅤ* Old programmers never die. They just lose their memories.ㅤ* The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.ㅤ* Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.🥗 * 🏀 * 💎 * 👃 * 🌋 * 😺 * 🐛 * 🐳 * 🌂 * 🥞 * 🕺 * 👽 * 🎈 * 🎍 * 💛 * 🐟ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-05-19 03:41:25 |
| 76561198211794508 | 💛 ❋ 💙 FROM THE DESK OF👽 ❋ 🌸 Dorothy Gale🐛 ❋ 🐟 💗 ❋ 😺 Auntie Em:👔 ❋ ⚡ Hate you.📗 ❋ 💄 Hate Kansas.🌂 ❋ 🐳 Taking the dog.📒 ❋ 🐊 Dorothy 📗👃🏀 | 2019-05-19 02:15:55 |
| 76561198179697385 | 📗 🎽 🚕 🌂 👽 💙 🏀 📒 🐝 🌏📕 [] 🐛 🐟 🔋 🏓 👃 🎫 👳 💚 📕 🌳 😺If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! -- Calvin"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things lessefficiently." -Calvin's dadI'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...? --- Calvin🚘 👹 🥞 🍆 🏓 🎄 🐠 🍧 🚕 🥗 | 2019-05-19 02:00:55 |
| 76561198211879112 | 📀📘🏓🎄⛳ - ♪ ❃ ✰ ☢ ♪ ❂ ✴ ✦ ✿ ♡ ✭ ☁ ☻ ↕ ✬ ∞ ✏ ● ♂ ✈🍆🏀💛🌳📕 - As a child, what did you wish 🐝💙💚👑🌏 - ㅤㅤ to become when you grew up? 🌸🌋👔🥒🚕 - ✈ ♂ ● ✏ ∞ ✬ ↕ ☻ ☁ ✭ ♡ ✿ ✦ ✴ ❂ ♪ ☢ ✰ ❃ ♪ | 2019-05-19 00:43:55 |
| C A R L O S | Love u <3 | 2019-05-18 22:43:23 |
| 76561198211691280 | 😺🎫 ^ↀᴥↀ^ (‾⌣‾) ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ []_ ([]) []_ do it big, 🎍👹📘⚡🚗🌳👃 good game| 💚🏀🍇📀 !!!! 🐛🌂🐳👑 📗💎 | 2019-05-18 22:41:52 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🐟🚙🌋🌽🍧 - ☆ ✣ ☢ ☁ ✏ ● ♪ ✿ ∞ ☀ ☼ ❉ ✖ ❄ ♀ ✈ ❀ ✔ ☂ ❄🎄📕📒🐳🥒 - If you could eat only 3 foods for the 🐝🍖🐟🎍🚗 - ㅤㅤ rest of your life, what would they be? 😺🎫👳📗👹 - ❄ ☂ ✔ ❀ ✈ ♀ ❄ ✖ ❉ ☼ ☀ ∞ ✿ ♪ ● ✏ ☁ ☢ ✣ ☆ | 2019-05-18 22:24:51 |
| 76561198179780423 | Could somebody drag the Irix team kicking and screaming into the 1980's, please? I realize it might be quite painful for them, but maybe you could buy them a disco tape, so they'd feel a little bit more at home. -- Linus "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Torvalds😍"In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's notthere if you want to keep writing good code." -- Karl Lehenbauer🤧All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.😪 Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg. 😯 People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other peoplehave been left out on the pleasure. -- Russell Baker 🤠 We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do. -- Walter Summers 🤗 | 2019-05-18 21:29:51 |
| 76561198179710665 | ♥ 💛 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐳The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. -- Benjamin Disraeli ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🔋I don't want people to love me. It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh ♥ 💃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📗 | 2019-05-18 21:22:49 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Performance review for Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. always completes any assignment on time and to a high standard. + = | 2019-05-18 20:48:53 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🍆📀🌸 Performance review for 📗👹👃 has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. With a supervisor checking for occasional spelling, grammar and style errors, can produce business correspondence and reports of acceptable quality. They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. 🥒 + 🕺 = 🎈 | 2019-05-18 19:40:52 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐛 ✱ 🚗 ✱ 📀 ✱ 🍧 ✱ 🐊 ✱ 👃 ✱ 🎽 ✱ 💄 ✱ 😺 ✱ 🥗 ✱ 🍖 ✱ 🚘 If you could switch careers without any concern for money, what would you do? 📒 ✱ 🍆 ✱ 🏓 ✱ 🐛 ✱ ⛳ ✱ 💛 ✱ 👹 ✱ 💙 ✱ 🥒 ✱ 🕺 ✱ 🎁 ✱ 🐠 | 2019-05-18 17:31:47 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🔋🎈💎📀💗 |Do you think everyone has the| 🎄👑🚘💗🐝🐳💚📒🐊🌏💄💎🐛 |capacity to be a leader?| 🏀🎁⛳💙😺🐠🚕🚗 | 2019-05-18 17:01:49 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👑🚗💙💚📕👳🐛🕺🏀🥗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📀🐟🌂💛🚘🎄🎁🌏🎈🌳 » fie the running taught! ☀ » drat! fie! pulling blowing suit. ✴ » Florida plays soon ♂ 📘🎍📕📒👔🚗🚙👃🥞🐠 » peeking with totem ☢ » You uncovered the lounges ♂ » beside the water ✏ 🐳🐊🌽🎽🔋🏀🍖🐝👽🍆 » darn the basking made! ♂ » Oh! zounds! basking sweeping shoe. ☼ » Germany cheats soon ❃ 🍇💄🚕🥒🐝🌋💎⛳👳🌸 | 2019-05-18 16:35:46 |
| 76561198179768678 | ♪ Everything🏀 ↕ I🥗🎁 ✦ like🎫🚕💙 ☺ is🚗🔋🐳🌳 ß either📀🎈😺🍧🌂 ♂ illegal,👽🍖🚘📒🥒🏀 ✬ immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott | 2019-05-18 15:30:46 |
| 76561198211670820 | | 👾🐝🌂🚙🔋🍇⚡📕🏓🍧🐊👑💄🥗🌽💙🌏💗:Daw "What did it feel like?""Have you ever been bitten by a viper?""No.""In that case you'll understand exactly what it felt like.""hmmmm?""It wasnt like a snake bite at all."(Sourcery) | 🥞🎍🏀🎄🚕🎫😺💃🍆💚🥒🐳📒🌸📘⚡📗👹:fpal | 2019-05-18 15:29:45 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ✴ I ✧ hope ✰ you ☺ millionaires ☂ are ♪ having ♀ fun! ✱ I ß just ☣ invested half your life savings in yeast!! | 2019-05-18 11:10:46 |
| 76561198179419823 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥗 * ⚡ * 🐠 * 📘 * 👹 * 🎄 * 👑 * 🚘 * 🌂 * 👳 * 👔 * 👽 * 🐟 * 🌸 * 😺 * 📗ㅤ* What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.ㅤ* If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...ㅤ* I intend to live forever. So far, so good.📕 * 🥗 * 🍇 * 📒 * 🎽 * 💄 * 🐝 * 🐊 * 💚 * 💙 * 🌸 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 🔋 * 🎫 * ⚡ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-05-18 10:31:41 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐝⛳💗 Have you ever met a famous person? 👾🌂👃 | 2019-05-18 08:23:41 |
| 76561198211754472 | ⛳👑💙💃💛 |Which famous person, dead or alive,| 🚘🎈👽🔋🐝🚗📘📀🚙🐠💎🚕🍇 |would you most like to know?| 👹🎍👳💗🥒💙💃💚 | 2019-05-18 07:42:39 |
| 76561198179596342 | 📕 ✴ 🚙 ✴ 📒 ✴ 🍧 ✴ 🌳 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 👑 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 💗 If you had an extra $100 to spend on yourself every week, what would you do? 🎽 ✴ 🚗 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🐝 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 🐊 ✴ 🌂 ✴ 📘 ✴ 📀 ✴ 📗 ✴ 💄 | 2019-05-18 06:36:40 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🔋 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 👹 (Scully sees deep sea diving suit in Mulder's office)Mulder: It looked great on me in the store! "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Kristin: (looking at Scully's gold cross on a chain around Mulder's neck) Are you trying to ward me off?Mulder: It's from someone I lost. (Scully)Kristin: (sincerely) Well, I hope you find her. "The X-Files: 3"🌳 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 👾 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🐛 | 2019-05-18 06:33:40 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💗 ❂ 👃 ❂ 🐊 ❂ 🕺 ❂ 👽 ❂ 👔 ❂ 🚕 ❂ 🌋 ❂ 🍇 ❂ 🌳 ❂ 🐠 ❂ 🌽 ❂ 🌸 ❂ 🎁 Mulder: At least they were having safe sex.Scully: Business must be booming.Mulder: I think you mean 'banging'. "The X-Files: Avatar"Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"📗 ❂ 🐳 ❂ 🏓 ❂ 🚙 ❂ 🌏 ❂ 👳 ❂ 📒 ❂ 🐊 ❂ 👾 ❂ 📕 ❂ 🌂 ❂ 🎍 ❂ 😺 ❂ 💙 | 2019-05-18 03:45:38 |
| 76561198179603631 | | 🍖🚙🥞🕺🥒🐳💛📕🌋👔👃🐊🥗📘👹👳😺💚:gs_angr Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I'vegot magic aaargh." -- Magic armour is not all it's cracked up to be. (Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times) | 🍆🏀🚘🏓⛳🐝🎄👾📒🚗🐠🐳👑👽🚘🌳🌸🎁:celesti | 2019-05-18 03:36:37 |
| 76561198179618386 | ⛳ ✯ 🕺 ✯ 💄 ✯ 🌽 ✯ 👔 ✯ 💗 ✯ 🌳 ✯ 📀 ✯ 👹 ✯ 🎽 ✯ 🎍 ✯ 👃 ✯ 🐊 ✯ 🥞 Scully: What's going on here Mulder?Mulder: Something cosmic. "The X-Files: Syzygy"Midget: You'd be surprised how many woman find my size intriguingly alluring.Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well. "The X-Files: Humbug"🍧 ✯ 🌸 ✯ 📒 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🎫 ✯ 🍖 ✯ 🚙 ✯ 🏀 ✯ ⚡ ✯ 🐟 ✯ 💚 ✯ 🍇 ✯ 😺 ✯ 🌋 | 2019-05-18 02:49:34 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🎽😺🎍 Performance review for 🌂🌳🏀 A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is usually accurate but not original. Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. Late on fewer than 3 occasions in 6 months. 🎁 + 👔 = 🍖 | 2019-05-17 21:05:29 |
| 76561198179814253 | ⚡🐊🌸👾🌳🌽🍆🌋🌂🔋💎👃🍖📗👳🎽🥞💗👾🥗🎈🎁🍧📗🐝🍆🏓🚙📕👽 I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennissocks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for: If they thinkyou're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical,go crude. I'm avery technical boy. So I decided to get as crude as possible. These days,though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to crudeness.- Johnny Mnemonic, by William Gibson 🌏⚡💛🐠🎍💙📘👃⛳🚗👹💎🐛🎁🐳💚💃📒🏀👔🥗👳💄🌳👑🎫🐠🐊🍇🐝 | 2019-05-17 20:43:32 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? | 2019-05-17 20:18:35 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👹🔋🎫🥞🍇😺🏀🥗💙🐝📗💃🌂💛⛳Inara: "The Alliance has no quarrel with me. I supported Unification."Mal: Did ya? Well, I don't suppose you're the only ♥♥♥♥♥ that did..."🕺🎄🐠👾⚡👃📘📕💚💄🚙🚘🌽🎄📒 | 2019-05-17 20:05:30 |
| 76561198211655604 | ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🏀The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,and sixth years. ♥ 👽 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐝To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn ♥ 👃 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📕 | 2019-05-17 16:02:28 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚘🏓📗 Performance review for 👃📀🌂 When working to a firm but realistic deadline, sometimes fails to complete the task because unprepared to work extra hours to meet the deadline. Or completes the task, but with some serious flaws. Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. 🥗 + 🕺 = 💙 | 2019-05-17 12:42:07 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🌂🔋👑 Performance review for 🕺📒🥒 Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. When working with a set of data, is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. 🏀 + 👔 = 💙 | 2019-05-17 07:11:52 |
| 76561198179634913 | ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🔋In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original. -- Bruton ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💛Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👑 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👹 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍇 | 2019-05-17 05:27:52 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🥞 Dear ... 💙 → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London → Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne 🚗 ✿ 📗 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🐳 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🐠 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🐛 Yours truly, Thurman Duteau (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167027489 💎 | 2019-05-17 02:52:51 |
| 76561198211598984 | 📕🍆🥞 Ever fantasize about being in a rock band? What would your group be called? 🥗🐠😺 | 2019-05-17 01:04:51 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🎽💄 ✲✱ good luck, have fun- ∞☀♧★✈ 👽🐝 | 2019-05-16 22:18:46 |
| 76561198211842796 | --------------------------------------------------------------Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,"Today I will be brilliant." -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. -- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🏓🕺🎍📀🏀💙🥗👑🐛👹🎫🐝🎽😺🌋🎄💄👃🌳💎🚕🎫🐠🔋🥞⛳🎈📘🎄🌂🕺🌽🐛📀🍇💃💚🚕🐳📕🐟🌳💗👑🌸 | 2019-05-16 21:43:43 |
| 76561198211853304 | --------------------------------------------------------------Virtue is a relative term. -- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1The sight of death frightens them [Earthers]. -- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2--------------------------------------------------------------🥞📘💚🎈🎁🎽🌸🥗🐳💃👃📗👔🔋🚕🏓🥞🎫🏀🎄🚙🍖👑🍧🐠👾🥒🌽📘📀👽💄🐟🌂⛳🐝🐳😺🐛🍖⚡🎍🚘💗🐊 | 2019-05-16 20:09:39 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | When's the last time you stayed up all night? | 2019-05-16 19:46:42 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👃 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🏓 ☂ 🌋 ☂ 🎄 ☂ 🎫 ☂ 👳 ☂ 🌏 ☂ 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ☂ 💗 ☂ 🏀 ☂ 🚘 ☂ 👃 ☂ 🐛 ☂ 🍧 ☂ 📀 ☂ 🔋 ☂ 🐠 Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix. -- Rhett Buggler 🌳 ☂ 🌸 ☂ 🚕 ☂ 👔 ☂ 📒 ☂ 💃 ☂ 🎄 ☂ 🎽 ☂ 🥞 ☂ 🚗 | 2019-05-16 13:42:44 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🐝🥒💗💙💃👔⛳💛🌸🕺🚕📗🎁🎄🐟Mal: "Are you offering me a trade?" Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man.It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." Mal: "What I got? She has a name." Jayne: "So does this!" (caresses the gun lovingly) "I call it Vera."Mal: "Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to amiddle."🍖💎🌂👳🚙🐠🎍📒🍆🐳👽🐝🎈📕🍆 | 2019-05-16 13:31:19 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👳🐟👹🎍👑 |If you could change something about| 🌋🐳🐛💃💛💙⛳🏓🌳📒🕺🐠🌳 |the world, what would it be & why?| 🚕🍇🚗🎄⚡👔🎍🎈 | 2019-05-16 13:25:18 |
| 76561198179677447 | Peter: 🥒 I 👑 wonder 🕺 what 🚗 Scooby 🐠 and 👑 the 📘 gang ⛳ are 🎫 up 🌽 to? 💄 [flashback] 🚙 Fred: 👔 It 💚 looks 🎈 like 👳 the 🚙 killer 👾 gutted 📀 his 🏀 victim, 💗 strangled 💛 him 🚘 with 🌳 his 📕 own 💎 intestines ⛳ and 👃 then 🐊 dumped 🥞 to 🍇 body 🍖 in 🐛 the 💙 river. 🏀 Velma: 🚕 Jinkies! 😺 What 📗 a 🍧 mystery! 🎈 [Scooby 👽 jumps] 🐠 Fred: ⚡ That's 💎 right, 🎫 Scoob. 💚 We're 🌋 dealing 🎁 with 🥗 one 💗 sick 🐝 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2019-05-16 11:49:12 |
| 76561198179762074 | ✬ As🥗 ☣ he🍆👑 ٿ had🎈🏀🎽 ❃ feared,😺🎄💗🍧 ✭ his🔋👃💄📀🐛 ✲ orders👾💛🌂📗👔📒 ✪ had been forgotten and everyone had brought the potato salad. | 2019-05-16 09:12:34 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🕺🍖🎁🥒👑 |Where would you live if you had| 🌂👾🥗👃🎈🐊💙🥞🍆📕💚💗🐝 |no ties to any specific place?| 👽🎫🐠😺🔋💎🚗📒 | 2019-05-16 07:32:37 |
| 76561198179804603 | If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? >> 🏓🌏👑🐊👳 << | 2019-05-16 07:26:40 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending." | 2019-05-16 06:55:36 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👽🕺📕😺🐊🐝🌏🌂💛👹📘🚙🐛🎈💙Saffron: "You gonna kill me?" Mal: "Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to?" Saffron: "I didn't kill you." Mal: "You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buysyou nothing." Saffron: (smiles) "I made you dinner."👃🍧👑📕⛳🎁🍆🎍💗🌳📀🍇💄💎🏀 | 2019-05-16 01:32:23 |
| 76561198179509657 | Ever fantasize about being in a rock | | 📒👾🎍🌸🎁🎄🐳🚗band? What would your group be called? | | 📀💃👽📘💄💎🐝🐛 | 2019-05-15 20:15:54 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🏓💎📀 Performance review for 🚙🎈🐛 habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. can be polite, respectful and courteous on occasions and with certain people, but is not by nature polite, and has upset someone once or twice in the last six months – inside the business or outside – with a lack of respect. Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. is willing to face physical risks and danger, and appears to do so without fear. Sets an example of bravery that inspires others. 🎁 + 💙 = 👾 | 2019-05-15 19:47:54 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👾🥗👳 What is your favorite thing about the beach? 🌸👔⛳ | 2019-05-15 19:38:53 |
| 76561198211557460 | 💛 ✩ 🎍 I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a🚗 ✩ 🎫 knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.🌋 ✩ 🥞 -- Gallagher 👔🔋👹 | 2019-05-15 11:50:53 |
| 76561198179424285 | Amy: 🎄 Aw, 🏀 he 👔 looks 🚕 like 🍖 a 🐊 little 📒 insane 💙 drunken 👳 angel. | 2019-05-15 11:49:53 |
| 76561198179517018 | --------------------------------------------------------------"... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It is our worship word too." -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknownPain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled. -- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!" stardate 3287.2--------------------------------------------------------------👑🐛🚘🏓🐝🎍🌋👾🥞⛳📘📕📒💎🎄🏓🔋🚕💙🏀🍆👳💚🌋🍖🚙🌽🍧🕺🎍🎈📀😺🐊💗🎫🌸📗👃👔🐳🎁💄🐛🍇 | 2019-05-15 11:44:54 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Performance review for Has proved to be trustworthy, but has not yet been given access to material of a highly confidential or sensitive nature. With a supervisor checking for occasional spelling, grammar and style errors, can produce business correspondence and reports of acceptable quality. takes criticism seriously and tries to learn from it, though can sometimes be a little defensive. Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. + = | 2019-05-15 10:31:03 |
| 76561198179573195 | 📀🐛🏀|🍇😺🚗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎫💚👹|A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy? wut | 2019-05-15 09:38:53 |
| 76561198211879112 | ☺ "Life🌽 ☁ is🌳🍧 ❉ like🏓🥞🍆 ✩ a👹⛳💃🌽 ✿ buffet;💎🥒🎫🐝🚙 ♀ it's🎈🎁🏀🔋🐳👑 ✶ not good but there's plenty of it." | 2019-05-14 23:36:14 |
| 76561198179757550 | "The road to hell is paved with melting snowballs." -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🤥Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"Yogi Berra: "Closed."😫 "Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."-- Blair Houghton 😲 When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? 🤣"What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing thatever happened to me... the most dreadful thing." -- Peter Straub, "Ghost Story"🤧 Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you? 😬 "The most important thing in a man is not what he knows, but what he is."-- Narciso Yepes 😗Odets, where is thy sting? -- George S. Kaufman😵 We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. 😴 divorce, n: A change of wife. 😚 | 2019-05-14 21:43:19 |
| 76561198179819778 | Fry: 📒 "Hey, 🌳 my 👔 girlfriend 🌸 had 🌽 one 🔋 of 💎 those. 🍖 Actually, 🎈 it 👑 wasn't 🎫 her's, 🎄 it 💙 was 📀 her 🐠 dad's. 💚 Actually, 📗 she 😺 wasn't 🚗 my 🍆 girlfriend, 🏓 she 👳 just 🌳 lived 📘 next 🍇 door 💛 and 🔋 never 💃 closed 🌋 her 👳 curtains." 🕺 Leela: ⛳ "Fry, 🚘 remember 🥒 what 💗 I 📀 told 😺 you 🍆 about 🏀 always 🎍 ending 👑 your 🌂 stories 🐊 a 🍧 sentence 🥗 earlier?" | 2019-05-14 20:51:17 |
| 76561198179803382 | ♠ Most💙 ♀ people💗🐊 ☂ eat👃🎁🌏 ❖ as🚙🎈🎄🕺 ♥ though💛🍖🐟👹🐝 ❦ they💚💎🥗🥞🌋📗 ✴ were fattening themselves for market. -- E.W. Howe | 2019-05-14 20:18:15 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤ* One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.ㅤ* You live and learn. At any rate, you live.ㅤ* Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-05-14 20:04:20 |
| 76561198211850636 | 👔💛🌂|🌳🍧🌸| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗🌽📒|Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned?A: It wasn't IBM compatible. wat | 2019-05-14 20:02:16 |
| 76561198211691280 | 💚 ♀ 🌸 I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.🌽 ♀ 👔 -- Princess Leia Organa 👹👽👃 | 2019-05-14 19:48:16 |
| 76561198179809977 | ⛳ -- 👔 -- 🌋 -- 📀 -- 🔋 -- 🐳 -- 📕 -- 🐝 -- 🥒 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 🚗 -- 🚙 -- 🍆 -- 💗 The Bird of Time has but a little way to fly ...and the bird is on the wing. -- Omar KhayyamBuzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyesOf hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn;Less dear than army ants in apple piesArt thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn,Dropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit;Like honeybees upon the perfum'd roseThey suck, and like the double-breasted suitAre out of date; therefore, Banana Nose,Go fly 🥞 -- 🍇 -- 🏀 -- 🐛 -- 😺 -- 🐟 -- 📒 -- 💚 -- 💃 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 -- 🌋 -- 🎁 -- 👽 -- 💛 | 2019-05-14 18:07:13 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📒 ✳ 👔 I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk🚗 ✳ 👽 and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously,⚡ ✳ 🎍 unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell🍆 ✳ 💄 you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.🕺 ✳ 💃 -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon" 😺📗👑 | 2019-05-14 15:05:05 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🌳🐝 ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ô¿ô ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ^ↀᴥↀ^ HAVE FUN. 💙💛👹🌳 EVERYBODY ASSUMES YOU ARE GOING RELISH THIS GAME* 🍧 LOOK, 🐠"(◔/‿\◔) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) DOPE GAME- 🐳🚕📕🥗 🚙💎 | 2019-05-14 14:23:00 |
| 76561198179633358 | Stewie: 🚘 For 👑 God's 💄 sake, 🐊 shake 🌳 me. 🍧 Shake 📀 me 🏀 like 🍇 a 🎁 British 📗 nanny. | 2019-05-14 12:29:54 |
| 76561198179608271 | Peter: 💙 Merry 💃 Christmas 🚙 to ⚡ all, 😺 and 🌳 to 👹 all, 🕺 shut 🌋 the 🎁 hell 🎄 up. | 2019-05-14 11:17:44 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🕺 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 📕 ☎ 👽 ☎ 🚗 ☎ 🍧 ☎ 👳 ☎ 🥗 ☎ 💙 ☎ 🍖ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ☎ 🐊 ☎ 🥞 ☎ 🐟 ☎ 📗 ☎ 🏀 ☎ 🐳 ☎ 💃 ☎ ⚡ ☎ 🎄 Even bytes get lonely for a little bit. 💗 ☎ 🌳 ☎ 📀 ☎ 🍆 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 🚘 ☎ 🥒 ☎ 🌽 ☎ 💄 ☎ 🎫 | 2019-05-14 10:38:38 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎄😺📕🍧🐊🐠🍇🎁🌸👾 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🔋🌽🐝🏀🕺🥒💎📒🐠📗 » beside the sugar, ❋ » India and England love. ☢ » Japan starts leaving. ❄ 🐛🍆🌂🚕👃💙🌳💄💗🥗 » throughout the gravel, ✿ » Cuba approved finally. ✬ » Sweden stops feeling. ✩ 🎫🥞👑📘💚🍖💛🎈🚘🚙 » bright elbows whispered. ✥ » flat crayons agreed aptly ♣ » dark princes rejoiced ♂ 👳🐟🎄🌋🏓🐳👃🔋👳🕺 | 2019-05-14 10:12:39 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | |If you had an extra $100 to spend on| |yourself every week, what would you do?| | 2019-05-14 08:31:12 |
| 76561198211895108 | --------------------------------------------------------------Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a woman. -- Kirk, "The Conscience of the King", stardate 2818.9Bones: "The man's DEAD, Jim!"--------------------------------------------------------------🌽🎄📕🍇🌳😺👾🐠🎍💛🎽💗🌏⚡🚙👹👽🍧🍖🐝🌋🕺📒💚📀⛳🌸🍆🌽🏓🚘🔋💄🐊🐟🚕🏀🎫📗👳🥗🌂🥞👔👃 | 2019-05-14 08:03:39 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🥞🌏🐠 Performance review for 💚😺👾 Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. does the right things at the right time when instructed. But without instruction, sometimes they fails to spot the priorities and sometimes completes work late. Uncertain of capabilities and needing frequent reassurance. Or over-confident and sometimes overbearing. 🔋 + 💗 = 💙 | 2019-05-14 06:16:35 |
| 76561198179575562 | Niblonian: 📒 They 🐟 travel 🐊 from 🌸 world 👽 to 🚗 world 💙 making ⚡ everyone 🌸 stupid 🎫 in 🥒 💛 order 👾 to 🐛 wipe 👹 out 👳 all 🍇 thought 🥗 in 🎁 the 🏀 universe. 🎫 🎈 Leela: 🐊 Wipe 👑 out 👔 all 📀 thought? 🔋 My 🌂 God, 🎍 they're 🌋 like 📘 flying 🌽 televisions. | 2019-05-14 05:44:33 |
| 76561198179702987 | ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚗I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👑 ♥ ⛳Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid. ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌸 | 2019-05-14 05:16:36 |
| 76561198179589975 | Pearl 📒 Burton: 💎 What 🎍 is 🌋 this, ⛳ spit 🎫 soup? 📕 Brian: 💛 It's 🥗 tomato 🐳 bisque. 🏀 Pearl 👃 Burton: 🌳 What 💃 is 😺 this, 🚘 snot 👹 soup? 🍇 Brian: 🥒 It's 📀 tomato 🐛 bisque! 🌏 Pearl 🌂 Burton: 🌽 What 🎽 is 🌸 this, 🔋 diarrhea 👑 soup? | 2019-05-14 04:33:35 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💛 -- 💗 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 -- 🏀 -- 🥒 -- 📒 -- 👾 -- 👔 -- 👃 -- 🚙 -- 🌸 -- 👽 -- 📘 -- ⚡ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. -- Pink FloydHe who invents adages for others to perusetakes along rowboat when going on cruise.As I was passing Project MAC,I met a Quux with seven hacks.Every hack had seven bugs;Every bug had seven manifestations;Every manifestation had seven symptoms.Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,How many losses at Project MAC? 🌋 -- 📀 -- 💄 -- 🐟 -- 🌳 -- 🕺 -- 🚕 -- 🌂 -- ⛳ -- 🚗 -- 🎍 -- 🥞 -- 💎 -- 🐛 -- 🎽 | 2019-05-14 01:39:32 |
| 76561198179809165 | If you could sit down with your 15-year | | ⛳💗😺🌏💙🥗⚡🚗old self, what would you tell him or her? | | 🐠🎄🍧🚕👽💗🍇🎁 | 2019-05-14 01:36:32 |
| 76561198179841167 | Bubblegum: ⚡ Good 🐳 lord, 🌳 that 🌋 sucker's 🎽 shakin' 👑 around 🌂 like 🥗 🍧 some 📕 fine ⛳ imported 🌽 booty. | 2019-05-13 23:56:35 |
| _224 | ✫ Never🥒 ♪ eat👳📕 ¤ anything🐟🌽🎄 ✪ bigger💄💎🐛😺 ♀ than🎈📘👹🍇⛳ ♡ your🚕🌏👑👽🌸📒 ❄ head. | 2019-05-13 20:52:18 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Peter: [Lois has explained to Peter that he is a producer, not director] Then what am I supposed to do with my great ideas? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them? Because that's what soap is for, Lois. | 2019-05-13 20:33:23 |
| 76561198179814253 | ❀ "I🌏 ♡ don't💄💛 ❉ like💚👔📀 ✳ spinach,🌂⛳🔋🎈 ✏ and😺📘👳💙🚗 ✯ I'm🌳💃👔🚕👽🐠 ✦ glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." -- Clarence Darrow | 2019-05-13 20:20:18 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💎👳 "(◔/‿\◔) neat| ☁♫❄💄🔋💚 NICE GAME! ✫✲(‾⌣‾) ô¿ô []_ ([]) []_ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (♥_♥) 🐠🎫 | 2019-05-13 19:42:17 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🎄🐟🏓📀💄 - ☂ ♠ ♫ ♡ ✖ ❖ ● ♀ ✫ ♥ ♣ ✭ ♫ ∞ ✶ ♀ ♂ ♂ ❋ ✩🎍👃🚘⚡🎈 - Have you ever set two friends 📗💙📒👔🍖 - ㅤㅤ up on a date? (How did it go?) 🌳👽🚗🥞💙 - ✩ ❋ ♂ ♂ ♀ ✶ ∞ ♫ ✭ ♣ ♥ ✫ ♀ ● ❖ ✖ ♡ ♫ ♠ ☂ | 2019-05-13 18:43:20 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🎁 -- 🕺 -- 🔋 -- 💄 -- 🥒 -- 🎫 -- 🐠 -- 🥞 -- 🚗 -- 🌽 -- 🎍 -- 🐳 -- 🌋 -- 👳 -- 🐊 No one likes us.I don't know why.We may not be perfect, We give them money,But heaven knows we try. But are they grateful?But all around, No, they're spiteful,Even our old friends put us down. And they're hateful.Let's drop the big one, They don't respect us,And see what happens. So let's surprise them We'll drop the big one, And pulverize 'em.Asia's crowded,Europe's too old,Africa is far too hot, We'll save Austra 🐟 -- 🍖 -- 📗 -- 👑 -- 🚘 -- 👃 -- 🥗 -- 🏓 -- 🍧 -- 📀 -- 💗 -- 💎 -- 🚙 -- 🎄 -- 📕 | 2019-05-13 17:18:20 |
| 76561198211563240 | 💗 Dear ... 🎄 → All intelligent species own cats. → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 👔 ♡ 👑 ♡ 🌋 ♡ 👃 ♡ 🍧 ♡ 💚 ♡ 📘 ♡ ⛳ ♡ 🌂 ♡ 🎁 ♡ 👽 ♡ 📕 ♡ 🐳 ♡ 👳 ♡ 📀 Yours truly, Leif Agnew (the cat)🏓 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167010222 🌳 | 2019-05-13 16:02:18 |
| 76561198179682287 | Who do you trust more | | 🎁🏓🌏📗🌂💙🌽👽than anyone else? | | 🐠🚕📘🔋🚗🐟📀🚙 | 2019-05-13 09:05:12 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🍇 ¤ 👽 But you shall not escape my iambics.🥞 ¤ 🏓 -- Gaius Valerius Catullus 🎄🌸🍆 | 2019-05-13 08:06:11 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | - ☺ ✥ ✩ ღ ♪ ღ ✲ ✧ ¤ ☼ ✳ ☆ ♣ ✱ ♫ ✣ ❉ ● ✔ ☻ - If you could have tea with one - ㅤㅤ fictional character, who would it be? - ☻ ✔ ● ❉ ✣ ♫ ✱ ♣ ☆ ✳ ☼ ¤ ✧ ✲ ღ ♪ ღ ✩ ✥ ☺ | 2019-05-13 06:49:21 |
| 76561198179710665 | **** GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICEFor those who have had too much of Esalen, Topanga, and Kairos. Tired ofbeing genuine all the time? Would you like to learn how to be a littlephony again? Have you disclosed so much that you're beginning to avoidpeople? Have you touched so many people that they're all beginning tofeel the same? Like to be a little dependent? Are perfect orgasmsbeginning to bore you? Would you like, for once, not to express afeeling? Or better yet, not be in touch with it at all? Come to us. Wepromise to relieve you of the burden of your great potential.😵Dijkstra probably hates me(Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)🤕 Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written. 🤗 What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die? 🤐Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.😩 | 2019-05-13 06:32:21 |
| 76561198179847314 | --------------------------------------------------------------I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🌋🐛🥞🍇💄👔🐝🔋👹👃🌳📘🐳💚🚕🎈🍧📗📒🚗💛🐟🥗🎈👳🚗🕺🥒📕🎍👃💙📒🎽💃⛳⚡🎫🏓🚙🌽👽🐳🐠🌸 | 2019-05-13 06:20:10 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🐟👽💗⚡🍧 - ☀ ♀ ❄ ✤ ❀ ★ ٿ ☂ ♪ ✧ ♥ ✴ ❖ ☎ ✿ ♧ ♡ ☁ ❦ ♀💛🐊🚗📗👔 - If you could be anywhere else 🌽🌂🎁💙⛳ - ㅤㅤ right now, where would it be? 🌋📒🚘👹💚 - ♀ ❦ ☁ ♡ ♧ ✿ ☎ ❖ ✴ ♥ ✧ ♪ ☂ ٿ ★ ❀ ✤ ❄ ♀ ☀ | 2019-05-13 06:08:19 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐟🍖👽👃🏓 - ★ ♠ ☁ ✰ ღ ♣ ♀ ❀ ☼ ❃ ☀ ☼ ☻ ✩ ❉ ✬ ✔ ♥ ♂ ✈📘🌳🌽🐊🥞 - Which historical figure 🚘💃⚡🌸💚 - ㅤㅤ would you like to be? 🍧🐳💗🚙📒 - ✈ ♂ ♥ ✔ ✬ ❉ ✩ ☻ ☼ ☀ ❃ ☼ ❀ ♀ ♣ ღ ✰ ☁ ♠ ★ | 2019-05-13 05:56:21 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🚘🐠🥒🎁🍇🎍🥞👹🐳💛🐊🌸🌂💎📗👃🐛📕🚘📒🎄👾🐠📀🏀💙🎍🐝🍖🍆 "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flipsover, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."--Matt Groening ⛳👑🔋👳📘🎈🌳🕺🌋🌽🐟👽💗🌽💄💚🎫👳👑🥒🚗🌏🥗🍧👃💃🥞🐊🏓🎽 | 2019-05-13 02:45:09 |
| 76561198211670820 | 😺 Dear ... 📘 → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 🔋 ✶ 💄 ✶ ⚡ ✶ 🎄 ✶ 💙 ✶ 💃 ✶ 🥞 ✶ 🎫 ✶ 💗 ✶ 👽 ✶ 🚕 ✶ 🌋 ✶ 👽 ✶ 🚘 ✶ 👳 Yours truly, Octavio Dighton (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095343 🌸 | 2019-05-13 02:38:09 |
| C A R L O S | love u | 2019-05-12 23:46:21 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | What's the most disturbing thought you've ever had? | 2019-05-12 21:46:12 |
| 76561198211655604 | ❀ Life🏓 ✤ is🎫💚 ♀ like🐝💛👹 ✯ a🍆🌳🌏👃 ß tin🎄🌸🐟🥒🌋 ☀ of📒⛳🚘🌂👑🚗 ♂ sardines. We're, all of us, looking for the key. -- Beyond the Fringe | 2019-05-12 21:35:09 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👳💎🔋 Performance review for 🌂🐳🥗 When working to a firm but realistic deadline, sometimes fails to complete the task because unprepared to work extra hours to meet the deadline. Or completes the task, but with some serious flaws. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. 📕 + ⚡ = 📗 | 2019-05-12 14:27:24 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💙🏀📀 Performance review for 🎄⚡👔 In negotiations, is generally aware of the motivations and feelings of the other party, but prone to an occasional blunder, which has prevented a successful outcome and may have soured a relationship. Good at organizing own work and usually finishes priority tasks on time, but there is less evidence of organizing the work of the team. habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. 🌂 + 🚙 = 💄 | 2019-05-12 12:15:26 |
| 76561198179573195 | ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏓Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has onearch-enemy -- and that is life. -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele" ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎍 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚗In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original. -- Bruton ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👳 | 2019-05-12 07:23:59 |
| 76561198211819232 | 😺🍆 ♡☆✤ WOW. ✳✱ DO IT BIG* 🎍👑📘💄 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN- 👽🎁💙🏓 we think you are going enjoy this stuff! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (‾⌣‾) ^ↀᴥↀ^ 💚🏀 | 2019-05-12 06:47:11 |
| 76561198179844987 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📘 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 💚 * 💎 * 🍖 * 🌽 * ⛳ * 🚘 * 🏓 * 🎄 * 👳 * 🔋 * 💛 * 🌸 * 💙ㅤ* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.ㅤ* Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.ㅤ* There are no winners in life...only survivors.🐳 * 🌂 * 😺 * 🐊 * 🐝 * 🥗 * 👹 * 🌏 * ⚡ * 👾 * 🎈 * 🌳 * 📕 * 👔 * 📀 * 💚ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-05-12 06:02:56 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎄 💎 🎁 😺 🌏 🐊 🎈 🥞 🐛 🚘 🌋 👃 🌳 📘 📕 🐝 🚗I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Leninin a very familiar pose -- arms raised above him, leading the country torevolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it frombehind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, when the Vodkashops opened, and was actually saying, "Comrades, forward to the Vodka shops.It became fashionable, when one wanted to have a drink, to take out theruble and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, Lenin tells me we should go. 🕺 🎍 💎 🌸 🌽 👽 🏓 ⚡ 💙 🌳 📗 🍧 📀 🌂 👹 👑 | 2019-05-12 04:52:01 |
| | @666 dayn ebanyi | 2019-05-12 04:27:59 |
| 76561198211562428 | ♪ The👽 ☆ early🏀⚡ ❃ bird👔💄📗 ღ gets🌽📘🌳👳 ✈ the👾🌂🍖🔋💎 ✣ coffee👃👑🐠🐛🕺😺 ☢ left over from the night before. | 2019-05-12 04:15:47 |
| 76561198179556699 | What do you do in | | 🎄📕🍆🐝🎈🐊👃🐟your free time? | | 🌽💚🚗👔💛🌸🌏🎍 | 2019-05-12 03:04:40 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ♫ On ✔ the ❄ other ✬ hand, ☼ life ❉ can ★ be ♂ an ✦ endless ♂ parade of TRANSSEXUAL QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!! | 2019-05-11 23:31:36 |
| 76561198179782901 | ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👹 ♥ 😺Sorry never means having your say to love. ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏓Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybodywho sits down and considers just how many people know the real truthabout his or her love affairs. -- Rebecca West ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📒 | 2019-05-11 22:23:26 |
| 76561198211598984 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🕺 * 🐠 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 🚕 * 💚 * 🎫 * 💗 * 💄 * 🥗 * 💎 * 🌽 * 👔 * 🚗 * 🚙 * 👃ㅤ* What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.ㅤ* Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking." "Do you drink much?" asked the doctor. "No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."🍖 * 🍆 * 👑 * 📗 * 🥞 * 🏓 * 💙 * 🔋 * 🥒 * 🎫 * 👳 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 🐳 * 📀 * 👹ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-05-11 21:34:57 |
| 76561198211879112 | 📘💛📗🎈🐟 - ❖ ❄ ✱ ✈ ✪ ✬ ✭ ↕ ✩ ❉ ♠ ✿ ♥ ✣ ☢ ¤ ☻ ♀ ✧ ✫🚗🐊🥞🐠⚡ - What's the creepiest 💎💚⛳🍖🎽 - ㅤㅤ dream you've ever had? 👑🎍🏓🍧👃 - ✫ ✧ ♀ ☻ ¤ ☢ ✣ ♥ ✿ ♠ ❉ ✩ ↕ ✭ ✬ ✪ ✈ ✱ ❄ ❖ | 2019-05-11 20:43:56 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎽 ✫ 🔋 ✫ 📒 ✫ 🌋 ✫ 🚘 ✫ 📒 ✫ 🚗 ✫ 🥗 ✫ 🍧 ✫ ⛳ ✫ 👳 ✫ 🏓 ✫ 🐝 ✫ 🎍 (over phone) Scully: ... the very idea of intelligent alien life is not only astronomically improbable, but at its most basic level, downright anti-Darwinian.Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing? "The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"👹 ✫ 👔 ✫ 🕺 ✫ 🐛 ✫ 📀 ✫ 🌂 ✫ 🌳 ✫ 🚕 ✫ 💙 ✫ 📕 ✫ 👑 ✫ 🥒 ✫ 💎 ✫ 💄 | 2019-05-11 20:18:56 |
| 76561198179819838 | 📕 -- ⛳ -- 👃 -- 🐟 -- 🐟 -- 📗 -- 🌽 -- 🌋 -- 👑 -- 🥒 -- 💙 -- 🐠 -- 🍆 -- 😺 -- 🍖 Though I respect that a lotI'd be fired if that were my jobAfter killing Jason off andCountless screaming argonautsBluebird of friendlinessLike guardian angels it'sAlways nearBlue canary in the outlet by the light switchWho watches over youMake a little birdhouse in your soulNot to put too fine a point on itSay I'm the only bee in your bonnetMake a little birdhouse in your soul -- "Birdhouse in your Soul", They Might Be GiantsTh 🐛 -- 🎫 -- ⚡ -- 👽 -- 👹 -- 🌸 -- 🐝 -- 🎄 -- 💎 -- ⚡ -- 📘 -- 🐊 -- 🎈 -- 🌳 -- 👾 | 2019-05-11 20:07:57 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🐟 💗 👑 ⛳ 🔋 👃 💄 📘 🕺 🎁💃 [] 💚 🐊 👔 🐝 👹 🏓 🌳 🎫 ⚡ 👽 💎Life is full of surprises but never when you need one. -- CalvinI think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in eachother's dreams, we can play together all night. -- Calvin"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." --- Calvin📀 🐠 🏀 🎽 🎄 💛 🚘 📗 🥞 🌂 | 2019-05-11 18:17:59 |
| distrofik | mamy tvoy e6aJl | 2019-05-11 16:00:19 |
| 76561198179635013 | --------------------------------------------------------------"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away withjealousy, greed, hate ...""It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --the other side of the coin" -- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?", stardate 2712.4Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🍇🥒🎈⚡💙🏀🐛💛💎🎍💛💗📗💄📀🚘🐝🥒🏀🐳🎈🌳⚡🌏🍖🍆🔋👃🐟🌋😺💚📕🕺👑🥗💃👾🚕⛳💎🌂👽🥞🚗 | 2019-05-11 14:50:59 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🥞🌸📗 What is the best part of being a part of your family? 🌏📀🏓 | 2019-05-11 14:16:37 |
| nobody_move | 20k inc :3 thank you so much :) | 2019-05-11 12:42:09 |
| 76561198179603631 | Edna: 💚 "Excuse 💃 me, 🎁 I've 🍧 got ⚡ to 🍇 powder 🌋 my 🐊 mouth 🐟 flaps." | 2019-05-11 12:04:30 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | like and add to favorites please - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1088140080 | 2019-05-11 11:48:35 |
| 76561198179768678 | Famous 🕺 Original 🐝 Ray's 🌸 Superior 🔋 Court | 2019-05-11 09:48:18 |
| 76561198179804603 | 💚 Dear ... 👔 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 👳 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🌋 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 🐝 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 😺 ❀ 🚗 ❀ 🔋 ❀ 🍧 ❀ 🐛 ❀ 🌏 ❀ 🎈 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 💎 Yours truly, Madlyn Keirn (the cat)🌋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167010257 🥞 | 2019-05-11 07:59:14 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💃🌳 ⛳⚡💎🏓 get funky. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ []_ ([]) []_ look at this- 👽🥞👔🌋 🐝🕺 | 2019-05-11 04:18:09 |
| 76561198211741980 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📀 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 🏀 * 🕺 * 👃 * 🐛 * 🌸 * 😺 * 🍆 * 👽 * 🐠 * 📗 * 💙 * 📒ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?ㅤ* The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.ㅤ* A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.🌏 * 💄 * 🚙 * ⚡ * 🍧 * 🎈 * 🥗 * 🎁 * ⛳ * 🍇 * 🌋 * 🌽 * 💃 * 🐟 * 🎍 * 🚕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-05-11 03:15:06 |
| 76561198179677447 | --------------------------------------------------------------A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, evenhis entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive. -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here." "You admit that?" "To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor" -- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------📀💗👽🌏⚡🐳🌂📗🚗💛🚘🐛🎄🌸📘👳🌸🎁🐊👾🎈🍆👑🎍🏀🐝🕺💚💗🐟👳🌳👑🥒🏓🐳🎫👃👹⛳🔋🥞👔💄🎽 | 2019-05-11 01:02:19 |
| 76561198211599340 | --------------------------------------------------------------We have phasers, I vote we blast 'em! -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.2Do you know about being with somebody? Wanting to be? If I had thewhole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice. When I see you, I feellike I'm hungry all over. Do you know how that feels? -- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8--------------------------------------------------------------👽🌏🐠📀💛🐳💃🎍🍆🐛👹👑🏀🐟😺🚙🥒🚕👾🍖🐊🚗🎽🌽💛📘🎄🎈📀💚🌂📘🍇🌋🐝🐛👽🌏🏓⚡📒🔋💗🚘🌸 | 2019-05-10 23:30:18 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐳 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 💎 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 📒 ❄ 🕺 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🎁 Have you ever met a famous person? 🌽 ❄ 👽 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 🍧 ❄ ⚡ ❄ 🥒 ❄ 👹 ❄ 💙 ❄ 📕 ❄ 👃 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 🌏 | 2019-05-10 22:10:18 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🌽 ❃ 🕺 ❃ 🎈 ❃ 📗 ❃ 👾 ❃ 🎁 ❃ 🏀 ❃ 🎍 ❃ 🏓 ❃ 📒 ❃ 🔋 ❃ 🍇 What's your favorite time of day? ⛳ ❃ 📘 ❃ 👃 ❃ 🌋 ❃ 🎫 ❃ 🌸 ❃ 🐊 ❃ 🥞 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 🐳 ❃ 💃 ❃ 👳 | 2019-05-10 20:57:16 |
| 76561198179757550 | Have you ever won an award? What was it for? >> 👹📒🕺🐊😺 << | 2019-05-10 20:17:16 |
| 76561198179803382 | "I 😺 don't 🐊 get 🚘 it. 🐠 Who 💙 was 🥞 this 🏀 Ted 🎍 Danson, 🔋 and 💄 why 🍇 would 👑 you 💎 pay 💗 $10,000 💚 for 🌽 his 🌋 skeleton?" 🎫 -Leela | 2019-05-10 20:07:15 |
| 76561198179517018 | 📒⛳🐳🏓👽 |If you could be an Olympic athlete,| 👾👳💄🎈🐛🎁👔🌋🌏🥗🐝💛🔋 |in what sport would you compete?| 🍇💗📘👹👑🐊🍖🎽 | 2019-05-10 13:52:01 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💃 👑 👾 👽 💚 🌸 ⚡ 👔 🍇 🎄🌋 [] 🌽 😺 🎫 🍖 🥗 🎍 🐳 💄 🎁 🍧 🎈Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that myaccomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate forall the opportunities you botched ? -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinSometimes one should just look at things and think about things withoutdoing things. -- Calvin💛 🌳 🏓 🕺 📀 📗 🐊 🚕 🐠 🚘 | 2019-05-10 12:56:57 |
| nobody_move | Wonderful Weekend my lovely friends | 2019-05-10 12:11:13 |
| 76561198179841167 | 😺🎽🎄 Which of your family members do you admire most, and why? 🏀🌂⚡ | 2019-05-10 11:54:55 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🎈😺🐟 What's one choice you really regret? 👽👳🚙 | 2019-05-10 10:15:55 |
| 76561198179847314 | What's the strangest date | | 🌳💙🎈🚕🐛💗👑💎you've ever been on? | | 🚘🎄🐠🥞🚗🥗🌽📘 | 2019-05-10 09:11:46 |
| 76561198179634866 | | 📗🐠🌏🐝🐟💄🐛👳🎈🥗😺👾🔋📒🎽🚗🚕🍇:sho WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? -- Death appeals to Azrael (Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man) | 🐠🚙🍆🎍🌽🍖🥞🎄🚗🌏👽😺💄📘🐳👑🐊💗:Suzuh | 2019-05-10 08:03:23 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥒 Dear ... 🌂 → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 📒 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 😺 ♀ 📘 Yours truly, Moises Labounty (the cat)👃 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096728 📕 | 2019-05-10 06:54:21 |
| 76561198179809165 | ⚡🌋🚙 Performance review for 👾💗🎍 Is somewhat casual with sensitive or confidential information, and may speak too freely to others. is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. 🐟 + 🐝 = 💄 | 2019-05-10 06:21:17 |
| 76561198179419823 | This is the story of the beeWhose sex is very hard to seeYou cannot tell the he from the sheBut she can tell, and so can heThe little bee is never stillShe has no time to take the pillAnd that is why, in times like theseThere are so many sons of bees.🤥Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.🤧 Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy. 🤐To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.🤤 To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. 😵 If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal frommany it's research. -- Wilson Mizner 🤑Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. -- Gandhi😍 "Idiot I may be, but tied up I ain't." -- Gaspode the wonder dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) 🤠 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 🤕 | 2019-05-10 05:06:14 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👳👹🐊|🌏📗🐳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝🌋🕺|Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?A: The cats keep trying to bury them. idk | 2019-05-10 04:42:12 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🌳💄🍆📀🍧⚡🌂⛳🌏🥗🌽👹🐳🚕🚗Mal: "I, uh, better go see how the inevitable mutiny is coming along..."🎄🐝💚🐠💎🍖👾🚙😺🥞👽💙🏀🌏🐛 | 2019-05-10 04:19:13 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💙 ☣ 🍖 ☣ 🌽 ☣ 🌳 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 🚗 ☣ 🐟 ☣ 💚 ☣ 🥞 ☣ 💃 ☣ 📘 ☣ 🐛 ☣ 🏀 ☣ 🚕 Skinner: If you can't keep you head, it's OK to step away.Scully: That's exactly what they want. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Kristin: (looking at Scully's gold cross on a chain around Mulder's neck) Are you trying to ward me off?Mulder: It's from someone I lost. (Scully)Kristin: (sincerely) Well, I hope you find her. "The X-Files: 3"📗 ☣ 🐳 ☣ 🌋 ☣ 🎁 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 🚘 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 🐊 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 🕺 ☣ 👃 ☣ 💚 ☣ 🍆 ☣ 📕 | 2019-05-10 01:59:06 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | | :qq2_Alchemis - "But I don't *believe* in reincarnation!" he protested.- SQUEAK.- And this, Mr Pounder understood with absolute rodent clarity, meant: Reincarnation believes in *you*.(Maskerade) | :THUNDER_SHERMI | 2019-05-10 00:18:03 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐝🍖📘⛳👃🎄💙🏀🐠👳🍧💚📕🎍📒🍇😺📗🍇👹👑🎈🎫🚙📕🐛🌽👔🔋🌋 "Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator."-- Claude Shouse([email protected])"Einstein's mother must have been one heck of a physicist."-- Joseph C. Wang ([email protected]) 📘📀🌸⚡👽💎📀🌳💃👾🥒🎁🏀🐟🎽👃🚗🎄🐊💙💛🎈🕺🥗😺🍖⛳🥞💄🚘 | 2019-05-09 23:17:00 |
| BamboTheGreat | Wrap me a rollie pls xo | 2019-05-09 17:09:48 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👾 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎄 📒 🐠 🚗 📀 🎫 💚 💛 🌸 ⛳ 🕺 📘 ⚡ 🏀 👽 🎍 👔The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting tochange your name and start a new life in different city. -- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire" If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads. 🍖 🎁 💎 📀 🚙 👹 🎈 🐛 👃 🚘 🐝 🐊 🎽 🌋 🌽 💃 | 2019-05-09 16:46:51 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🎽 📕 👽 🌽 🎁 🎈 🌏 🔋 🚗 🚘🚕 [] 🎄 🎫 🌳 🍖 🥞 👔 👃 🥒 🏓 😺 🏀"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -HobbesHobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, andinhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating andimpenetrable fog! -- Calvin🔋 🐳 👹 👑 💚 🍆 🌋 📀 ⛳ 💙 | 2019-05-09 16:41:50 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🍧💛💄🐊🍆 - ✭ ♂ ❄ ♫ ❀ ✫ ☎ ♫ ✬ ✴ ☂ ✥ ✩ ☆ ❖ ß ❂ ✦ ❄ ✱💚👳💗🎫📕 - Do you believe that people 🌳🚕🏀📘👽 - ㅤㅤ deserve to be happy? ⚡🥒💙👹👑 - ✱ ❄ ✦ ❂ ß ❖ ☆ ✩ ✥ ☂ ✴ ✬ ♫ ☎ ✫ ❀ ♫ ❄ ♂ ✭ | 2019-05-09 08:27:48 |
| 76561198179710665 | 📘 ☀ 💗 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 🥞 ☀ 🎽 ☀ 🐊 ☀ 📀 ☀ 🏓 ☀ 👃 ☀ 🔋 ☀ 🎫 ☀ 🌋 What is the best piece of advice you've received? 👹 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 🐟 ☀ 👽 ☀ 🐊 ☀ 🍖 ☀ 🎫 ☀ 💛 ☀ 💗 ☀ 🐝 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 💙 | 2019-05-09 02:32:12 |
| 76561198179844987 | 💚 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 🎫 -- ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 🐟 -- 👹 -- 👳 -- 💙 -- 🐊 -- 🎈 -- 🎄 -- 🌽 -- 🌂 Chivalry, Schmivalry! Roger the thief has a method he uses for sneaky attacks:Folks who are reading are Characteristically Always Forgetting to Guard their own bac ...Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea.He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me.No, he won't catch me, stupid ol' Slithery Dee.He may catch all the others, but AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! -- The Smothers BrothersYesterday upon the stairI met a man who wa 🍇 -- 🐠 -- 🎍 -- 🎽 -- 📒 -- 🐝 -- 🚗 -- ⛳ -- 👾 -- 👽 -- 💎 -- 👑 -- 🏀 -- 🚘 -- 😺 | 2019-05-08 20:56:02 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🎍📀👔 What's your definition of an ideal houseguest? 🏓🐝💎 | 2019-05-08 19:20:00 |
| 76561198179668874 | Leela: 💗 Well, 🕺 someone's 🥒 in ⚡ a 📕 good 🐳 mode. | 2019-05-08 19:09:01 |
| 76561198179842674 | --------------------------------------------------------------He's dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1"... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It is our worship word too." -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🚗🚕📗🍧🌂💛⛳📘💚🐳🐠🥞🚘📒🎈🐊🚙📀🐟🚗⚡👽🍇🐠🕺💃🔋👳🥒🐟👹🎁🍖👽🎫🌽💄🌏👃🚙🔋😺🌋🎽🍆 | 2019-05-08 18:58:01 |
| 76561198179804107 | 📕 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 💎 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 👹 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🥞 Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Scully: Earlier this morning, I got a call from the police, asking me to come to Agent Mulder's apartment. A detective asked me ... he needed me to identify a body...Blevins: Agent Scully ...Scully: Agent Mulder died late last night from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. "The X-Files: Gethsemane"🌂 ♂ 🎽 ♂ 💚 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 😺 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 👹 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🌏 | 2019-05-08 18:20:01 |
| 76561198179780423 | When was the last time you got stuck in a rut? How did you get out of it? >> 🌋👃👾🐛📒 << | 2019-05-08 14:45:58 |
| 76561198211562428 | 💚😺🌏🎈🔋 - ✫ ✬ ♥ ✏ ☁ ✈ ❃ ❦ ✲ ✥ ☢ ღ ❉ ☁ ❁ ♫ ٿ ♪ ♀ ☎🎁🕺🏓🐝📕 - Have you ever met someone 📗🐳👳🏀💎 - ㅤㅤ who was genuinely evil? 👽🥗🎫📒🌋 - ☎ ♀ ♪ ٿ ♫ ❁ ☁ ❉ ღ ☢ ✥ ✲ ❦ ❃ ✈ ☁ ✏ ♥ ✬ ✫ | 2019-05-08 14:43:58 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌳🎁 ✿☺¤♦✴ HAVE A BALL- 💎🎍📕📒 look. ٩(^‿^)۶ (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ GOOD LUCK! ô¿ô (‾⌣‾) "(◔/‿\◔) everybody thinks you'll enjoy this game* 🍇💚👹📀 💙🏓 | 2019-05-08 14:42:01 |
| 76561198179639682 | What are you | | 🎈🐊🚕📘👃🌸🍆🥗bored of? | | 🌋😺🎽🎍🔋🏓💙🎁 | 2019-05-08 13:03:44 |
| 76561198179509657 | ♂ Eat👳 ☺ as🐊👔 ✴ much🌂📕📀 ☼ as📘🥒🌽🐟 ¤ you🌋🥗💄🚕🍆 ♫ like🔋🌳👹🌏😺💚 ღ -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's diet | 2019-05-08 12:26:41 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👹 ❂ 🐟 ❂ 🎍 ❂ 👃 ❂ 💙 ❂ 🐛 ❂ 👑 ❂ 💗 ❂ 👾 ❂ 🥞 ❂ 🏓 ❂ 💚 If reincarnation is a thing, what form would you want to take on in your next life? 🌏 ❂ 🥗 ❂ 🌽 ❂ 🌂 ❂ ⚡ ❂ ⛳ ❂ 💃 ❂ 🎽 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 🥒 ❂ 🚘 ❂ 🚕 | 2019-05-08 12:03:41 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💚 -- 🚘 -- 🍖 -- 💛 -- 🔋 -- 🚕 -- 🌸 -- 🌏 -- 👾 -- 🐛 -- 👑 -- 🌋 -- 💄 -- 🎽 -- 🥗 Was there a time when dancers with their fiddlesIn children's circuses could stay their troubles?There was a time they could cry over books,But time has set its maggot on their track.Under the arc of the sky they are unsafe.What's never known is safest in this life.Under the skysigns they who have no armsHave cleanest hands, and, as the heartless ghostAlone's unhurt, so the blind man sees best. -- Dylan Thomas, "Was There A Time"H: If ⚡ -- 📀 -- 🏓 -- ⛳ -- 🐳 -- 📒 -- 🚙 -- 🐟 -- 🎈 -- 🌽 -- 🥒 -- 🚗 -- 👾 -- 🥞 -- 📗 | 2019-05-08 12:02:40 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚗📒🎍🍆🌂💎👑🎄🏀🥗🥞👾💄📗 → 🎫 Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come... 😺🐊🎁📘💗🐝💃👔👽🌏🚙📀👹📀🐳 → 🍖...around while you have your life in such a mess. 🐛⛳🌽🌸🎽🍆👳🏓💚🐊🐝💄👾📒📗 → 🌏 Lucky Numbers: 🏀🎍🚘🚗👃🎁🐠👽💎👑🎈🐛🕺🌋🎄 → 🥞 73,46,44 🐟 | 2019-05-08 11:55:42 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🌸 ♣ 🎁 ♣ 🎽 ♣ 🥒 ♣ 🐟 ♣ 💚 ♣ 👹 ♣ 🚕 ♣ ⚡ ♣ 🏓 ♣ 👔 ♣ 📗 Ever fantasize about being in a rock band? What would your group be called? 😺 ♣ 🚗 ♣ 🍆 ♣ 🌳 ♣ 🚙 ♣ 🚘 ♣ 🌽 ♣ 💃 ♣ 💛 ♣ 💗 ♣ 🎍 ♣ 🌏 | 2019-05-08 11:32:40 |
| 76561198179768678 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌽 * 🥒 * 💄 * 🕺 * 🌂 * 🚙 * 🎽 * 👃 * 🚕 * 🎈 * 🍇 * 🥗 * 🐟 * 🐊 * 🐝 * 🍖ㅤ* Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.ㅤ* I intend to live forever. So far, so good.ㅤ* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.🏓 * 👑 * 🍧 * ⛳ * 🐠 * 🥞 * 👔 * 📗 * 🌏 * 💚 * 💗 * 💛 * 🌸 * 🎍 * 🐟 * 🎁ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-05-08 09:39:29 |
| 76561198179697385 | Brian: 🎫 You 🌂 know 🐊 what 🎁 might 👔 be 💗 a 👃 thrill 🌳 for 🚙 you 📒 guys? 🍧 Chris: 🐠 Ooh! 📀 Ooh! 💚 Eating 👾 a 👹 pebble! | 2019-05-08 07:29:34 |
| 76561198211598984 | ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💛 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍇"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night." ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🔋There is only one way to be happy by means of the heart -- to have none. -- Paul Bourget ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-05-08 06:27:25 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🌸 Dear ... 👽 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd 🌏 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 👑 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 💙 ♫ 🌂 Yours truly, Dayle Ensign (the cat)🐛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167090317 ⚡ | 2019-05-08 06:12:25 |
| 76561198179634913 | ✩ Never👔 ❄ eat📕📗 ✿ more👃🚘💚 ☢ than🚕🎈🌋💛 ✈ you🎽🌳🥗🕺😺 ♧ can👹🎄👾🚗📒🐠 ✬ lift. -- Miss Piggy | 2019-05-08 06:02:25 |
| 76561198179575562 | If you could live in any | | 🍖🎄📘😺🥒🚗👃💎TV home, what would it be? | | 🌏🥗💗👑🐳🎍🏀😺 | 2019-05-08 04:00:24 |
| 76561198211754472 | --------------------------------------------------------------There's another way to survive. Mutual trust -- and help. -- Kirk, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknownA star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, evenhis entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive. -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🌽🌏📗🌸🚙🎈🐳😺💗⚡🍧🥗👳🚘🔋🌂🎁🍇💄🌳🐟🎍🍖🚕🐛🚘📀👹🥞🌋🕺💚📕🎄🍆👃📒💃🔋🐳🍧🌸💛🥗🎫 | 2019-05-08 03:12:23 |
| 76561198179682287 | 👹 Dear ... 📗 → Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us. → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. 🎫 ☻ ⚡ ☻ 🌋 ☻ 💎 ☻ 🥒 ☻ 😺 ☻ 🐝 ☻ 🏓 ☻ 💚 ☻ 🕺 ☻ 🎁 ☻ 🌸 ☻ 🐛 ☻ 🐟 ☻ 🎽 Yours truly, Felica Gum (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167030978 ⛳ | 2019-05-08 02:36:22 |
| 76561198179596342 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚕 * ⛳ * 💃 * 🍆 * ⚡ * 🍇 * 🌳 * 🎈 * 🎽 * 🥞 * 🚗 * 📗 * 👽 * 👹 * 🎁 * 🍧ㅤ* WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.ㅤ* Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.ㅤ* If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a ♥♥♥♥♥.🕺 * 🏀 * 💛 * 🎍 * 🐝 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 🌏 * 🍖 * 👔 * 🔋 * 📀 * ⛳ * 🌽 * 🐳 * 🏓ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-05-08 00:30:37 |
| 76561198211819232 | 💛🥒📕 Performance review for 🌏🌽🌂 From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is usually accurate but not original. Usually defensive when efforts are criticised – but they nevertheless tries to learn from mistakes. is willing to face physical risks and danger, and appears to do so without fear. Sets an example of bravery that inspires others. Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. 🎽 + ⛳ = 📀 | 2019-05-07 16:41:46 |
| 76561198211850636 | Which celebrity chef would you most like to fix you a meal? >> 🥒💙🐝💄🥗 << | 2019-05-07 15:06:44 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💎🍖🚕🚙🥒👳💄🍧🏓👔🎁⛳👑🍆📕🔋💃💛🍇🥗🎫🐊📒🌂🚗⚡🌳🐳🐛🐠 "I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It meanswe get to keep all our old mistakes." -- Dennie van Tassel 🌽🍆🥒👹🥞💎🍧💗📗⚡📀💙🏀👽🎁🚙🎈🍇🎍🚕🐟🏓🌂💚🌽🚘🎄💄🎫🐝 | 2019-05-07 12:20:25 |
| 76561198179854946 | 💛 ❂ 📗 Adhere to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done something👾 ❂ 🌋 strange and extravagant, and broken the monotony of a decorous age.🕺 ❂ ⛳ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson 🍖😺🎈 | 2019-05-07 09:32:18 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🎽📗🌂|📀📘👑| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌋🥗😺|Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?A: Mu. ??? | 2019-05-07 04:32:17 |
| 76561198179603631 | --------------------------------------------------------------Hailing frequencies open, Captain.Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely onyour human intuition. -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👔🍖🚙💛🥞💙⛳💗🌏🎁🌸🥒📒🌳🕺📕🍧🚙🐝💄👾🎄🎈⚡🍇👳🌸🥗👃💃🎫🌳🔋🐟🚕🏓💎🌽🥒🍖📀👔💚🌋🎽 | 2019-05-07 00:34:10 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💄 -- 👑 -- 🐟 -- 💚 -- 😺 -- 📘 -- 🎈 -- ⛳ -- 🔋 -- 🏀 -- 👳 -- 🎫 -- 🚙 -- 🐝 -- 🐳 In high school in BrooklynI was the baseball manager,proud as I could beI chased baseballs,gathered thrown batshanded out the towels Eventually, I bought my ownIt was very important work but it was dark blue whilefor a small spastic kid, the official ones were greenbut I was a team member Nobody ever said anythingWhen the team got to me about my blue jacket;their warm-up jackets the guys were my friendsI didn't get one Yet 🌂 -- 💛 -- 🏓 -- 👔 -- 🎍 -- 🚘 -- 🍖 -- 🚕 -- 👽 -- 📕 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 -- 🌽 -- 🌏 -- 💚 | 2019-05-06 23:27:55 |
| 76561198179803382 | --------------------------------------------------------------Violence in reality is quite different from theory. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty--------------------------------------------------------------🐊🎫🐝📕🌋👽🐳⚡👃🍇🍖🥒🚕👾🌂💚🐝🐠🍧🎍💄🎄📀👔🌽🎈🚙💎⚡⛳🐟🌸🌏🚗👳💚🌳🎁👹💙🚙🏀🕺😺💃 | 2019-05-06 23:21:55 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💚💎📕👃🐠🎍👾💛👑🥗🍧🏀📒⛳🎽🚗👽🥞💃💙⚡🍖🐊🐟🐳🚗🎁🎍🐝🌏 I cannot affirm God if I fail to affirm man. Therefore, I affirm both.Without a belief in human unity I am hungry and incomplete. Humanunityis the fulfillment of diversity. It is the harmony of opposites. It isa many-stranded texture, with color and depth.- Norman Cousins 🎄👹💗🥗👳🍆🚘🐛🌂📀🚙🌽📘🌸🐠💛🥒🕺🏓🚘📗⚡💃😺👔🌳💄🚕💚💙 | 2019-05-06 23:06:53 |
| 76561198179804107 | Hermes: 👑 Dating 💎 your 🎈 ex, 👽 Fry? 🏀 Have 📘 you 🎁 lost 🥒 all 🏓 self-respect? 🎍 Fry: 🚘 All 👃 what? | 2019-05-06 22:47:52 |
| 76561198211655604 | ⚡ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌋 🍧 🚙 🌽 🥒 🐠 💙 📗 📘 👃 🌂 🍖 🎽 🥞 🌳 🕺 🐛When the cup is full, carry it level. I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day! 👹 📀 🎫 💃 👽 🚕 💄 💚 🍆 📒 🐳 💛 🔋 🌸 🎈 🥞 | 2019-05-06 21:49:56 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ! | 2019-05-06 21:42:55 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🌳 Dear ... 🕺 → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne → A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash 🍖 ✏ 👳 ✏ 👑 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 👾 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 👹 ✏ 📒 ✏ 💙 ✏ 🎍 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 🌏 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 🌂 ✏ 📗 Yours truly, Aletha Lucatero (the cat)📕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167065107 🕺 | 2019-05-06 19:41:55 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🚘 ♡ ⛳ James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total🎈 ♡ 🚕 indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.🌂 ♡ 🥒 -- Tom Stoppard 🥞🕺🐠 | 2019-05-06 19:32:53 |
| 76561198179843803 | Human 🚘 female: 🥒 "The 🏓 holiday ⚡ season 🔋 is 👳 time 🎈 of 📘 celebration 📗 for 🐝 most 🌸 but 🍆 it 💎 is 🌳 🥞 also 💃 the 💚 time 🌂 to 🎁 remember 🍧 the 💗 tragic 🍇 suffering 🎍 of 📀 the 🐟 less 🐊 💛 fortunate." 👹 Morbo: 🐛 "Earthlings 😺 do 🎽 not 📕 yet 🎄 know 💎 the 💗 meaning 🚕 of 📒 suffering." 🍆 Human 🏀 female: 🥗 "Earlier ⛳ today 🐳 I 💛 visited 🌸 the 🐠 shelter 🕺 for ⚡ down-and-out 👽 robots. 📀 🚘 Homeless 💃 robots 🚙 too 🚙 poor 👔 to 🌋 afford 😺 even 👳 the 📘 basic 🎈 alcohol 🥒 they 🐝 🌏 need 🚗 fuel 🔋 their 💚 circuits. 👃 Is 🍖 there 💙 anything 🌽 sadder? 💄 🎍 Only 🍧 drowning 🌂 puppies 🎫 and 🌳 there 👑 have 🏓 to 🎄 be 👾 a 🎁 lot 💄 of 🥗 them." | 2019-05-06 16:56:45 |
| nobody_move | Happy Week #NbM | 2019-05-06 13:28:51 |
| 76561198211691280 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👑 * 👔 * 📕 * 👽 * ⚡ * 💎 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 👹 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 🎽 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 🐛 * 📘ㅤ* Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.ㅤ* Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week." "Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"🍧 * 👳 * 🍖 * 🎄 * 👃 * 🚘 * 🎍 * 🏓 * 🐛 * 👑 * 💄 * 💎 * 📒 * 🌋 * ⛳ * 💙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2019-05-06 12:39:42 |
| 76561198211879112 | 📗 -- 🏓 -- 🐝 -- 📘 -- 🏀 -- 🐳 -- 🥗 -- 📀 -- 👑 -- 🎈 -- 🎫 -- ⛳ -- 🎍 -- 🥞 -- 🍖 Payeen to a TwangDerridaOre-Idapotato.If you dared,I'd ask youto go digup your ides under brown-tubered skies.where pitchforkedyou will askDerrida?Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,The muttering retreatsOf restless nights in one-night cheap hotelsAnd sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:Streets that follow like a tedious argumentOf insidious intentTo lead you to an overwhelming question...Oh, do not ask, "Wh 🕺 -- 🍆 -- 👳 -- 💗 -- 🎄 -- 👔 -- 👽 -- 👃 -- 📕 -- 💄 -- 🌏 -- 👑 -- 🐊 -- 🌽 -- 💙 | 2019-05-06 10:39:27 |
| 76561198179804603 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * 🥞 * 🌏 * 🥗 * 🎫 * 👹 * 👃 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 🥒 * 💙 * 💄 * 🐟 * 🌽 * 🐠 * 🔋ㅤ* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.ㅤ* Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"💛 * 👾 * 🐊 * 🍖 * 💄 * 😺 * 🕺 * 💚 * 🍆 * 🐝 * 👹 * 👽 * 🚘 * 🐛 * ⚡ * 🍖ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-05-06 09:40:24 |
| 76561198179730218 | 👃👔👹 Performance review for 🎍🕺💚 has the potential to be a good communicator, although may occasionally confuse some listeners. Gives others the chance to speak too, and seems to take on board their point of view. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, sometimes fails to complete the task because unprepared to work extra hours to meet the deadline. Or completes the task, but with some serious flaws. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. 👑 + 💄 = 🚗 | 2019-05-06 08:15:02 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🚕 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 👹 ♫ 👃 ♫ 👽 ♫ 💙 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 🐊ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌽 ♫ 💎 ♫ 👳 ♫ 👾 ♫ 🌋 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 🎽 ♫ ⚡ The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problemsand solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason restrictinglanguage features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at bestdangerous. -- Bjarne Stroustrup 👔 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 📕 ♫ 💛 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 💗 ♫ 😺 ♫ 💚 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🏀 | 2019-05-06 07:11:00 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👔 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐝 🐊 💄 🌸 👃 🎍 🐟 💃 ⚡ 🕺 👽 🚗 👾 🥒 💛 🐛 🚕So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice aslarge as it needs to be? He knew the tavernes well in every toun. -- Geoffrey Chaucer 🏀 💙 👳 🎫 👹 🔋 👑 🌳 🌏 🏓 💗 🥗 🍆 😺 🌽 🎄 | 2019-05-06 04:12:58 |
| 76561198211741980 | 📘 Dear ... 🏓 → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! 📒 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 👽 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 💎 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 👳 ♫ 💙 ♫ 🎽 Yours truly, Edgardo Loughnan (the cat)🌂 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096870 👑 | 2019-05-06 04:05:59 |
| 76561198179847314 | Fry: 👾 So, 🎄 there's 🌋 an 😺 infinite 💛 number 💚 of 🍖 parallel 🍧 universes? 💄 Professor: ⚡ No, 🍆 just 🌳 the 💙 two. 💃 Fry: 🔋 Oh, 📀 well, 👑 I'm 🥒 sure 📕 that's 📘 enough. | 2019-05-05 23:30:10 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🐝 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 💎 ✲ 🐠 ✲ 👹 ✲ 🎍 ✲ 📘 ✲ 👳 ✲ 🐛 ✲ 🚗 ✲ 📒 ✲ 🎽 ✲ 🥞 ✲ 🥗 Scully: I have a date.Mulder: Can you cancel?Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.Mulder: I have a life! "The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"Scully: Is anybody NOT looking for Krycek? "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"🍆 ✲ 🌂 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 🎫 ✲ ⛳ ✲ 🎁 ✲ 🍧 ✲ 🌳 ✲ ⚡ ✲ 📕 ✲ 👳 ✲ 🥒 ✲ 🎈 ✲ 💙 | 2019-05-05 19:57:43 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🐳 ❃ 🐠 ❃ 🥗 ❃ 👑 ❃ 🐊 ❃ 💄 ❃ 💛 ❃ 📘 ❃ 🕺 ❃ 🚕 ❃ 🌂 ❃ 🎍 ❃ 👔 ❃ 📗 (over phone) Scully: ... the very idea of intelligent alien life is not only astronomically improbable, but at its most basic level, downright anti-Darwinian.Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing? "The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you! "The X-Files: Wetwired"💗 ❃ 🌽 ❃ 🎄 ❃ 🌋 ❃ 📒 ❃ 🚘 ❃ 💃 ❃ 💚 ❃ 🍇 ❃ 👳 ❃ 👽 ❃ 🎽 ❃ 📕 ❃ 👑 | 2019-05-05 17:42:28 |
| 76561198179860286 | ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎫Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud ♥ 💙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌸Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy. ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👑 | 2019-05-05 17:02:25 |
| 76561198179797383 | Which famous person, dead or alive, | | 🎽🥗🌸📀🥒🐝🍖🎫would you most like to know? | | 💚🌋🥞🐳📕🥗🌏👳 | 2019-05-05 16:41:25 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🌳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💛 💄 🍆 🎫 🌂 🚕 🐛 🐳 💗 🐛 👃 🌋 ⛳ 🌽 🕺 📀 🥗Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on. Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober. -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2 👔 🐠 📗 📕 🚕 👾 💎 👽 🏓 🐝 📘 🥞 💚 👹 🐊 👾 | 2019-05-05 16:33:27 |
| 76561198179517018 | ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐳"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👔 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💗"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving." ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📗 | 2019-05-05 15:02:26 |
| 76561198179668874 | ✴ Your💄 ❃ mind😺👾 ♥ is💚🥗💙 ♦ the🏀💛🏓🚘 ♀ part🎁🐛🚙🐟📒 ☺ of🚗🎫🌂🎍🥞🌏 ✣ you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?" ... and then, twenty minutes later, says, "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!" -- Steven and Ondrea Levine | 2019-05-05 12:08:26 |
| 76561198179618386 | "Good 📒 news, 🎈 everyone." 🥗 -Professor 📘 💄 "Uh 👃 oh. 🍆 I 🐊 don't 🚕 like 🌸 the 🐛 sound 🍧 of 💙 that." 💛 -Bender 🎄 🚗 "You'll 👹 be 🐟 making 📀 a 🚙 delivery 💄 to 😺 the ⛳ planet 🕺 Trisaw." 🚘 -Professor 📕 ⛳ "Here 🌽 it 🍇 comes." 🎄 -Bender 🐠 ⚡ "A 🍖 mysterious 🎫 world 👑 in 🎍 the 👽 darkest 🏓 depths 🎽 of 👳 the 🐳 forbidden 💚 zone." 🎁 -Professor 🎈 👑 "Thank 👔 you, 🌋 and 🐊 goodnight." 📀 -Bender | 2019-05-05 10:46:23 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💎 Dear ... 🌳 → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. → Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us. 🍖 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 😺 ♀ 👾 ♀ 👽 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🌸 Yours truly, Russell Minten (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086001 ⛳ | 2019-05-05 05:07:16 |
| 76561198179361029 | 👾 -- 📀 -- 🐠 -- 🐛 -- 🎽 -- 🚗 -- 📗 -- 🎁 -- 🚘 -- 🚕 -- 💚 -- 🌂 -- 💃 -- 🌽 -- 🍆 You got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues,And you know it don't come easy ...I don't ask for much, I only want trust,And you know it don't come easy ...When in this world the headlines readOf those whose hearts are filled with greedWho rob and steal from those who needThe cry goes up with blinding speed for Underdog (UNDERDOG!)Underdog (UNDERDOG!)Speed of lightning, roar of thunderFighting all who rob or plunderUnderdog ( ⛳ -- 😺 -- 🥗 -- 🏀 -- 🐳 -- 👽 -- 🎈 -- 💙 -- 💛 -- 👔 -- 👃 -- 🐛 -- 👹 -- 🏓 -- 🐊 | 2019-05-05 04:31:15 |
| 76561198179863334 | --------------------------------------------------------------Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya! -- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate unknownWe're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it always willbe different. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4--------------------------------------------------------------🎄🚗👳🐟👃🌋💚🍆👔🌳💛💄👾⛳💃🥞🕺💗👽🌽🐝📗🌏🍖🏓🎍👑💙🎁🐠🎫🚙🔋📒🌂🍇📀🍧🥒👹⚡🎍📕🎽📘 | 2019-05-05 04:20:16 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐠💙 ß↕✣ look- ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)☢☁❄ٿ good* (♥_♥) "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶⛳🎁🐊🍧 EVERYBODY TRUSTS YOU'LL RELISH YOUR NEW GAME! 🚕👹🚙👾😺 have fun. 💄🔋📀👾 💗🥗 | 2019-05-04 23:00:14 |
| 76561198179634913 | Who would play you in | | 🎫⚡💃👽👔🏀🎍🥞a movie of your life? | | 💛💚🐟🏓🍧⛳🌋👑 | 2019-05-04 20:09:13 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🐝💎🎍 If you could save one endangered species from extinction, which would you choose? 📕🐛🚘 | 2019-05-04 19:49:11 |
| 76561198179633358 | Lois: 📒 Don't 💗 try 🐳 to 🐛 pawn 💎 this 👽 off 🌽 on 📕 your 👔 sister! 💛 She's 🌂 a 🥒 good 🍖 girl! 😺 Chris: 🚙 Oh, 🐟 yeah? 🌋 Well, 🐳 what 🐊 about 🐝 the 🚕 time 📕 she 🍇 strangled 👽 our 💛 other 🌸 sister? 🎄 Lois: 🚘 Oh, 🎽 honey, 🎍 we 👑 told 👹 you... 💎 that 🥒 never 📀 happened. 🏀 It 💚 was 👳 just 💃 a 👾 bad 📗 dream. 💄 Chris: 🐟 But 👃 I 🏓 remember 🔋 it 🕺 so... 🐝 Lois 📒 Griffin, 🌏 Peter: 🌳 IT 🚗 WAS 🎈 A 👔 DREAM! | 2019-05-04 18:42:12 |
| 76561198179573195 | ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌋Love is not enough, but it sure helps. ♥ 📒 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 | 2019-05-04 18:40:16 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🕺 ❁ 🏓 BS: You remind me of a man.🚕 ❁ ⛳ B: What man?👹 ❁ 👃 BS: The man with the power.🌳 ❁ 🚘 B: What power?📀 ❁ 💎 BS: The power of voodoo.💃 ❁ 🎍 B: Voodoo?🌸 ❁ 👔 BS: You do.👽 ❁ 📒 B: Do what?🎽 ❁ 🐛 BS: Remind me of a man.🐠 ❁ 👳 B: What man?👑 ❁ 💄 BS: The man with the power...🐊 ❁ 🍇 -- Cary Grant, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" 📕🥗🥞 | 2019-05-04 17:48:13 |
| 76561198179702987 | ⛳ Dear ... 💎 → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. 🥞 ✬ 💄 ✬ 📘 ✬ 🌳 ✬ 🌽 ✬ 🍖 ✬ 🐟 ✬ 🎁 ✬ 🏀 ✬ 🔋 ✬ 💗 ✬ 🚘 ✬ 💛 ✬ 🐊 ✬ 📕 Yours truly, Milo Deangeles (the cat)👾 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066418 👳 | 2019-05-04 17:45:13 |
| _133 | --------------------------------------------------------------There's coffee in that nebula! -- Capt. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager, "The Cloud"Star Trek Lives!--------------------------------------------------------------📀🍧🔋👹🥗💃🎁🍇🥒📘📕💛👽💄🚘🥞🎽👳🐠📗🌸🚕🚙💙💗🔋🕺👃🌏🥗🌂👳🐊🐳🐝🚗🌳🎈👔🥞💎💛📗🏓🎁 | 2019-05-04 17:23:13 |
| 76561198179842674 | How long can you go without | | 💙💗🌽⛳😺🐛🌋🐳checking your emails or texts? | | 🔋⚡🚘📕👽🍆💛🌂 | 2019-05-04 17:01:14 |
| 76561198179596342 | Stewie: 🏀 Oh, 💙 forgive 📀 me 🔋 for 🍖 not 🥞 being 🎫 one 👽 of 👃 those 🎈 anorexic 🎄 babies 👾 from 🍇 the 💃 diaper 🎍 commercials. | 2019-05-04 16:45:11 |
| 76561198211715440 | [we 💎 see 🎄 a 🌸 flashback 😺 of 🌏 Stewie 👹 with 🥞 a 🥗 normal, 🚕 round 🎄 head, 🍖 jumping 🚘 up 🐊 and 👔 down 🎈 on 👳 the 💃 bed] 🥒 Stewie: 🌏 I 🎁 can 🔋 jump 📀 on 🍇 the 💄 bed 🎫 all 🚙 I 😺 want. 🏀 You're 💚 not 📕 my 🐟 mother. 🐝 [Stewie 🐳 hits 💗 his 📗 head 🌽 on 📒 the 🎍 ceiling, 🏓 squashing 🕺 it 👽 into 👾 its 👃 more 🌂 familiar 🐠 rugby-ball 🌳 shape] 💛 Brian: 🍆 Oh 🐛 my 👹 God, 📘 are ⚡ you ⛳ all 🍧 right? 🌸 Stewie: 👑 Fine. 🌳 Why 💙 do 😺 you 🚗 ask? | 2019-05-04 16:17:07 |
| DrλkeForce | Have A Great Weekend | 2019-05-04 09:16:25 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🐊🚘📒🏓🌏 |Have you ever won an| 🚗🥗🌽🌳🌸🥞👾💗🥒💙📀💚💃 |award? What was it for?| 👳🍆💙🎈🐛📀🌋👃 | 2019-05-04 08:32:01 |
| 76561198179639682 | | 🎽📒🏀⛳🌂🍇📀🔋💗🥒👾⚡🍆🎄🥞🚗🎈🌳:mpgb_sge_kotom Somehow, trying to get Granny Weatherwax and 'panty raid' into the samesentence is beyond me.(alt.fan.pratchett) | 🍧👑💚💎👳💃🕺💛🍖👽🏓🎫🐛🌽😺🐟🎍📕:delgaz | 2019-05-04 07:32:04 |
| 76561198211562428 | 💚🍆💃🥞👑🌂🍧🌳📀📘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🔋🌸🌳⚡🕺🎈🍧🥗🌋📒 » playing your river ♡ » I departed your blossoms ♂ » into your water ♂ ⛳🚗🍆🚕🍇🔋😺🍖👔💗 » balancing my pond, ✬ » Brazil attached my fingers ☢ » into my water ♪ 👃📗🚘📕🎁🎍💚👹💙🐝 » blowing my river ✳ » I departed my fingers ♧ » beside my money ☎ 🎫🎄🏀💛🚙🐠👳📘💄🕺 | 2019-05-04 07:16:03 |
| 76561198179710665 | ♣ I💛 ∞ haven't🏓🎍 ♡ been💙⛳💄 ✔ married🍧😺📀🕺 ❄ in📗🚗🐟👃🐠 ❦ over🥒🎽🚕🏀🚙📒 ★ six👾👽🌋📕🎫⚡🐊 ✖ years,📘👑🔋🎈🌏🌽🐛🍖 ✏ but🌂🍆🐛👳⛳🎽💗🐝🚕 ☀ we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!! | 2019-05-04 05:33:58 |
| 76561198211754472 | 👃 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🍖 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 👔 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 📗 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 🌂 Mulder: I was a dead man and now I'm back. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel... "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"👑 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 👾 ♀ 📒 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🥞 | 2019-05-04 05:32:57 |
| 76561198179500879 | ❁ I🌸 ♫ couldn't🍆👑 ✴ remember👽📀🌋 ✣ when🚘🌳💛🐟 ✪ I🌳🏓📘🐊📒 ✲ had🍖💚🕺👑🏓💄 ↕ been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter Oakley | 2019-05-04 04:45:46 |
| 76561198211598984 | ☢ The👽 ♦ only🎫👳 ٿ thing🚗💗🐳 ❁ better🎄🐝⛳🚕 ♠ than🕺📕🏀🌏💛 ♪ love💚🎍😺🏓💎🚘 ☁ is milk. | 2019-05-04 04:06:47 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🥗🌏👃🚗🌂🔋📘💛🍆💗🐛👑🚘📀👽Saffron: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the manas the furrow to the plow. He shall work in her again and again, 'til shebring him to his full. And rest him then upon the sweat of her breast." Mal: "Whoa - good bible..."📕⛳💃🍧😺💙🌳🌸👳🥒💎🥞💄👔🎈 | 2019-05-03 23:16:42 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🌽 ☼ 💗 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 💃 ☼ 👳 ☼ 📘 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 👔 ☼ 😺 What's the yuckiest food you ever tasted? 💎 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 🐝 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 👑 ☼ 📗 ☼ 📕 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 🏓 ☼ 🌏 ☼ 👃 | 2019-05-03 23:11:42 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📀 ★ 🚘 ★ 🔋 ★ 🚗 ★ 💗 ★ 🐛 ★ 🌽 ★ 💎 ★ 🍖 ★ 👳 ★ 🕺 ★ 👽 ★ 👾 ★ 🚕 Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later? "The X-Files: Quagmire"🐊 ★ 📕 ★ 🌋 ★ 🌏 ★ 🥗 ★ 🎁 ★ 🎄 ★ 😺 ★ 👹 ★ 👔 ★ 💗 ★ 💙 ★ 🌽 ★ 📗 | 2019-05-03 22:39:48 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🎽 ✫ ⚡ ✫ 🥗 ✫ 💄 ✫ 😺 ✫ 👹 ✫ 🎄 ✫ 🎫 ✫ 📒 ✫ 🚙 ✫ 🍆 ✫ 🚗 When you see peers / competitors getting things you want, how do you react? 🌸 ✫ 🔋 ✫ 💛 ✫ 👾 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 🐟 ✫ ⛳ ✫ 👳 ✫ 📕 ✫ 💙 ✫ 👽 ✫ 🚕 | 2019-05-03 22:05:43 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🍇 ♫ 💄 "No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'"🥗 ♫ 🎁 -- Dr. Who 🌋📘🎍 | 2019-05-03 19:27:39 |
| 76561198211895108 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👾 * 🐠 * 🐛 * 🥞 * 🎈 * 🎄 * 🌏 * 🌽 * 🐠 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🔋 * 🍆 * 📀 * 💄 * 💚ㅤ* The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.ㅤ* Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog? Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?" Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.ㅤ* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.🌳 * 👃 * 🕺 * 🌸 * 🥒 * 👑 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 💛 * 🎽 * 🎍 * 🌋 * 👔 * 😺 * ⛳ * 👹ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-05-03 18:33:14 |
| 76561198211804512 | 👽💗🐝 What would you do if you were invisible for a day? 👾🌸💙 | 2019-05-03 17:56:16 |
| 76561198179589975 | ღ Once📒 ✿ upon💙💃 ✥ a🥒🌸👳 ♫ time,🎫🌳👃👾 ♧ four🔋🚗📀💄💎 ☆ AMPHIBIOUS🐊🍧🌂🐛🚕🐳 ❋ HOG🌽🌋🥗🍆🐠🐝👽 ✿ CALLERS🍇⛳🚕🌂🎁📘🎄💄 ∞ attacked🎈🐟🚙👃🚗🕺📗⚡🌋 ♡ a family of DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY VALUES!! | 2019-05-03 17:18:13 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐝 💚 💎 👽 🕺 🏓 🚕 💄 🎄 💙 💛 😺 🐳 🎈 📗 🌳 💃Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best waythey can. I'm sick of the job. It's a thankless one and full of grief. -- Al Capone Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's DaughterCoach: How's life treating you, Norm?Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife. -- Cheers, Any Friend of Diane'sCoach: How's life, Norm?Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach. -- Cheers, Friends, Romans, and Accountants 🌏 📀 🔋 🚘 🎁 🐠 🥞 🎍 🌋 👔 🍆 🏓 🥗 👃 🐛 🌽 | 2019-05-03 16:39:09 |
| 76561198179809165 | Love, which is quickly kindled in a gentle heart, seized this one for the fair form that was taken from me-and the way of it afficts me still.Love, which absolves no loved one from loving, seized me so strongly with delight in him, that, as you see, it does not leave me even now.Love brought us to one death. -- La Divina Commedia: Inferno V, vv. 100-06 🤑 New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.- David Letterman 🤒"I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you'll-like-what-we-give-you attitude. I like commodity markets in which iron-and-silicon hawkers know that they exist to provide fast toys for software typeslike me to play with..."-- Eric S. Raymond😗 The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness. -- Ursula K. LeGuin, "The Dispossessed" 😚What, after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean. -- Christopher Fry😲 | 2019-05-03 14:39:06 |
| 76561198179509657 | ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft ♥ 💃 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💄Love is in the offing. -- The Homicidal Maniac ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐳 | 2019-05-03 12:44:47 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐠📘🥞🎄🌋🌏🌳👃🕺📒🍖💚🐟💛🔋Zoe: "So you two were kissing?"Book: "Well, isn't that... special?"🐠🥗🍧👳👹💗🐛🎫📀🌂💚🐝🚘🐊🍇 | 2019-05-03 11:57:33 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎄 ❋ 🐠 ❋ 📒 ❋ 💙 ❋ 💃 ❋ 📘 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 😺 ❋ 👔 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 📗 ❋ 🏓 What's your best childhood memory? 🌏 ❋ 🎁 ❋ 👹 ❋ 🎍 ❋ 💄 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 👳 ❋ 🎄 ❋ 🌂 ❋ 🐊 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 🐟 | 2019-05-03 11:11:29 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🎁🥒 🐟 SUPERB GAME. ☁✦♂♥✶ 🍖🍧 | 2019-05-03 07:49:29 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🥗 ¤ 📒 ¤ 🎽 ¤ 📕 ¤ 👳 ¤ 👽 ¤ 🚗 ¤ 🎫 ¤ 🍆 ¤ 🌽ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌂 ¤ 🎄 ¤ 🚗 ¤ 🐟 ¤ ⚡ ¤ 🎍 ¤ 🔋 ¤ 📘 ¤ 🌋 ¤ 😺 You're already carrying the sphere! 💄 ¤ 🐛 ¤ 🚘 ¤ 💛 ¤ 🥒 ¤ 👳 ¤ 👾 ¤ 🌸 ¤ 👹 ¤ ⛳ | 2019-05-03 07:46:27 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👳💄🐊 If you had to live in a different place, what would it be? 👔🎫💗 | 2019-05-03 05:17:25 |
| 76561198179847314 | Who is the kindest | | ⚡🐊🍇🏓🐝🎫💄🥒person you know? | | 🐟🚕🌳🌂🎽🥗👳🏀 | 2019-05-03 04:26:23 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🐳 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 🐟ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📒 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 💛 ♀ 📕 ♀ 💙 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🌸 The relative importance of files depends on their cost in terms of thehuman effort needed to regenerate them. -- T.A. Dolotta 🚘 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🔋 | 2019-05-03 04:12:22 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🥞HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken. ♥ 💙 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🔋Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. -- The Wizard of Oz ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⛳ | 2019-05-03 03:21:23 |
| 76561198211819232 | ✤ I🚙 ❖ used📕🌽 ß to💎📒🎍 ✫ be🌋🍧🍇👽 ✿ a🐠😺🥒🍆🐝 ✣ FUNDAMENTALIST,💃🐟🌳🌂👳🔋 ✪ but🕺🏀😺💚🎁🐠🐳 ✦ then📕📗💛👔🍖💙👑🥗 ❂ I🐝🐛👾💄👃🎈🐊🎫⛳ ✲ heard about the HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!! | 2019-05-03 00:33:19 |
| 76561198179608271 | 👾⛳💄🚕🏓💛🐟🐛🍆🌂 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥒💛👑🎍💃🍧🚕🚗🎄🐳 » zounds the running played! ♣ » fie! hark! sweeping leaving suit. ✿ » India runs soon ∞ 📀👽🌏🐠🌽🎈💎💚💎😺 » before the gravel, ✿ » Denmark admired happily. ٿ » Brazil stops basking. ✥ 🐊💗🥞🎫🎍🏀🎁🕺🎄🌸 » green crayons pondered. ☁ » green flowers explained brightly ✣ » false lounges whispered ♦ 🌂🎽⛳👃🌳📘👹👳⚡🌋 | 2019-05-02 23:19:18 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌽 📕 🎫 📗 😺 🚘 🚙 🚗 💄 🥒🍆 [] 🚕 💙 🐛 🎁 🎈 🌸 🐟 🌽 🔋 🍇 👽I liked things better when I didn't understand them. -- Calvin"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -CalvinIf you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't carenothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin👳 🏓 🐊 👑 🏀 🐳 🌋 🍧 🥞 💚 | 2019-05-02 23:15:17 |
| 76561198211661172 | 💛🌳🚘🌸📗 |Do you believe that everyone| 👑🎈🍇🐛💙🌽💗🚗🔋💎⚡🐊🌸 |deserves forgiveness?| 🌏🎁🥒👔🌽🏀👹🐊 | 2019-05-02 22:42:36 |
| 76561198211842796 | When's the last time you failed spectacularly at something? >> 👔📒👽🌋💄 << | 2019-05-02 22:27:04 |
| 76561198211691280 | Have you ever unplugged from the Internet for more than a week? >> 👾🎁💃⛳📀 << | 2019-05-02 21:05:28 |
| 76561198179677447 | 👳🌋 ⚡🌸🐟🚙 do it big! ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ !!!. (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ steam trusts you'll adore this stuff- ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ []_ ([]) []_ 🎍📘 | 2019-05-02 15:50:28 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🐟 ß 👃 ß 🏀 ß 🌳 ß 🐳 ß 🌂 ß 🎄 ß 📀 ß 🚙 ß 👾 ß 🐝 ß 👹 ß 🐛 ß 🎁 Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin? "The X-Files: Unrequited"Mulder: (to Scully in hallway) I just don't want you to think you have to hide anything from me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"👔 ß 🎈 ß 🥞 ß 💗 ß 📘 ß 🥗 ß 📕 ß 👽 ß 🍆 ß 🌽 ß 🍇 ß 🌋 ß ⚡ ß 🥒 | 2019-05-02 14:25:28 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💙 -- 🐛 -- 🎁 -- 🍖 -- 🍇 -- 🌂 -- ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 👑 -- 📕 -- 🍧 -- 📗 -- 🍧 -- 🌸 -- 🐝 The carbonyl is polarized,The delta end is plus.The nucleophile will thus attack,The carbon nucleus.Addition makes an alcohol,Of types there are but three.It makes a bond, to correspond,From C to shining C. -- Prof. Frank Westheimer, to "America the Beautiful"Even in the moment of our earliest kiss,When sighed the straitened bud into the flower,Sat the dry seed of most unwelcome this;And that I knew, though not the day and hour.Too 💚 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 🏀 -- 🍇 -- 🍆 -- 🌽 -- 💗 -- 🥗 -- 🕺 -- 👃 -- 🥒 -- 💄 -- 💄 -- 🎽 | 2019-05-02 11:50:01 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👳🍖🥒 Have you ever dreamed about starting a business? 🎽🕺📕 | 2019-05-02 09:57:52 |
| 76561198211741980 | ♂ Living🚗 ♀ here👳📗 ✤ in🎫📕⛳ ♦ Rio,💛📘👃🏓 ღ I🔋🌏🐟🐠🐊 ❄ have🎁📀🎍💙🏀🍖 ♪ lots of coffees to choose from. And when you're on the lam like me, you appreciate a good cup of coffee. -- "Great Train Robber" Ronald Biggs' coffee commercial | 2019-05-02 09:40:55 |
| 76561198179757550 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👹 * 🌏 * 🥞 * 💚 * 📀 * ⛳ * 🍧 * 🚗 * 🐝 * 🔋 * 🏀 * 💙 * 🌳 * 🍖 * 👃 * 👔ㅤ* I bet you I could stop gambling.ㅤ* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."🚙 * 💄 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 😺 * 🎍 * 📘 * 💃 * 💚 * 🏓 * 🌽 * 🍆 * 👾 * 👽 * 🐝 * 🌸ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-05-02 09:38:54 |
| 76561198179809977 | Glen 💃 Quagmire: 🥞 The 🚘 Griffins. 🌳 Bunch 💚 of 🎈 card-carrying 🚕 Commies 👔 if 🐛 you 👹 ask 🍆 me. 👃 All ⛳ right. | 2019-05-02 09:12:55 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎽💚🚕🌸💗🎫🐊🚕📗🐝🍖👾👳🥒🎈💙💚👃👔🏀🎍⚡📕🎽🕺⛳😺🌸🍖🌽 Most people exhibit what political scientists call "the conservatism of thepeasantry." Don't lose what you've got. Don't change. Don't take a chance,because you might end up starving to death. Play it safe. Buy just as muchas you need. Don't waste time.When we think about risk, human beings and corporations realize intheirheads that risks are necessary to grow, to survive. But when it comes downto keeping good people when the crunch comes, or investing money insomething untried, only the brave reach deep into their pockets and playthe game as it must be played.- David Lammers, "Yakitori", Electronic Engineering Times, January 18, 1988 🔋🌏📒💗🐊🐳📀💄💎🌳💛👹🎄🐟📘🥗🥞🐠🌂👑🍇👽🎁💃🚘🚙🚗👃🍧🐛 | 2019-05-02 07:54:52 |
| 76561198179730218 | ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎍 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚘To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👃If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty ofwhether you love her. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐠 | 2019-05-02 06:34:44 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🎄 Dear ... 🌂 → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] 🐳 ♂ 💛 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 📒 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 💗 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🎁 Yours truly, Voncile Mathson (the cat)💃 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037298 🎍 | 2019-05-02 05:56:45 |
| 76561198179668874 | Mulder: how big can this thing get?Scully: Mulder, I.. (smiles) sorry, for a second there it felt like old times. "The X-Files: The Host" 😴 The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper 😲"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'" - Arthur experiences the improbability drive at work.🤤The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceasedto love. -- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues🙄 The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does onweather forecasters. -- Jean-Paul Kauffmann 🤥 Anarchy may not be a better form of government, but it's better than nogovernment at all. 😬 He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent. 😭 A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work. 😩Today is what happened to yesterday.🤣 | 2019-05-02 05:06:44 |
| 76561198211794508 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💎 * 🌋 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 🐠 * 👾 * 🥒 * 😺 * 🍧 * 🏀 * 🚙 * 🎁 * 👔 * 👑 * 🥗 * 🎈ㅤ* God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth." "What are you going to do now?" asks the angel. "Call it a day", says God.ㅤ* A man strolls into a lingerie shop and asks the assistant: "Do you have a see-through negligee, size 46-48-52?" The assistant looks bewildered. "What the heck would you want to see through that for?"!ㅤ* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.👹 * 📗 * 📒 * 💙 * 💗 * 🕺 * 🚕 * 🌳 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 🍆 * 🏓 * 📘 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 🍖ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-05-02 04:21:44 |
| 76561198179841167 | ❖ Eat🌂 ☁ drink🔋🍧 ☀ and💛🥞📘 ✴ be💃⛳👔👽 ✣ merry!🏀📀🍖🚙💙 ✔ Tommorrow🚕🐊🐝🕺🏓👳 ✲ you may be in Utah. | 2019-05-02 02:29:43 |
| 76561198179551309 | What is the sound | | 👹🥒🚕🎽🐛🍖⚡🕺you love the most? | | 🐳🐝🐊🌋🐟🔋🌸👳 | 2019-05-01 21:35:33 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🍇 ♀ 👽 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🏓 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🥗 ♀ 💚 ♀ 📕ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎽 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🌽 >>> Internal error in fortune program:>>> fnum=2987 n=45 flag=1 goose_level=-232323>>> Please write down these values and notify fortune program administrator. 🚘 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 💛 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 🌏 ♀ ⚡ | 2019-05-01 21:23:27 |
| 76561198179518505 | | 📕💎🐊⚡🎁🌂👾🥒👳🎈🎽👽🏀💎⛳👃💄🕺:boom_boo By and large, the only skill the alchemists of Ankh-Morpork had discoveredso far was the ability to turn gold into less gold.(Moving Pictures) | 👳🐛🐊🎈💛🐳📗🐟🏀🌽🚙🍖🚕💙🌏📒👹⛳:zbrsnipe | 2019-05-01 18:15:30 |
| 76561198179768678 | 💛 Dear ... 🎍 → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. 🕺 ☂ 🌂 ☂ 💙 ☂ 🏀 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 📒 ☂ 🐟 ☂ 👹 ☂ 🎄 ☂ 😺 ☂ 🚙 ☂ 👾 ☂ 💃 ☂ 🚕 ☂ 🎁 Yours truly, Lynn Fandel (the cat)🔋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033150 🌂 | 2019-05-01 16:12:30 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🎍🍖🐟🚕💄 - ٿ ✦ ♦ ✳ ☻ ✶ ❦ ✿ ✯ ❄ ♂ ✴ ☁ ♫ ♀ ♂ ★ ✿ ✲ ♪📀👾👽🎽👳 - What kind of people 🐠🔋🌏👃🏓 - ㅤㅤ do you like? 🌳🐊🐳🌂📒 - ♪ ✲ ✿ ★ ♂ ♀ ♫ ☁ ✴ ♂ ❄ ✯ ✿ ❦ ✶ ☻ ✳ ♦ ✦ ٿ | 2019-05-01 15:50:28 |
| 76561198179635013 | A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong! 😯Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"🤓 Q: Would you like to see the WINE list?A: What's on it, anything expensive?Q: No, just Solitaire and MineSweeper for now, but the WINE is free. -- Kevin M. Bealer, about the WINdows Emulator 😘We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it. -- Yates😵 While he was in New York on location for _Bronco Billy_ (1980), ClintEastwood agreed to a television interview. His host, somewhat hostile,began by defining a Clint Eastwood picture as a violent, ruthless,lawless, and bloody piece of mayhem, and then asked Eastwood himself todefine a Clint Eastwood picture. "To me," said Eastwood calmly, "whata Clint Eastwood picture is, is one that I'm in." -- Boller and Davis, "Hollywood Anecdotes" 🤠 You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it! 😚 | 2019-05-01 15:01:26 |
| 76561198179762074 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💙 * 🚗 * 👽 * ⚡ * 🐊 * 💗 * 📒 * 🍆 * 👾 * 📗 * 🌽 * 💃 * 🎽 * 💛 * 🎍 * 👹ㅤ* Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.ㅤ* Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?🎁 * 🏀 * 🎽 * 🔋 * 🌏 * 🎄 * 👑 * 🍖 * 📀 * 💎 * 💚 * 🌸 * 📘 * 📒 * 🥒 * 🌂ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-05-01 14:52:25 |
| 76561198179697385 | ["Hollywood 🐊 Squares" 🌋 parody] 👑 Contestant: 👔 I'll 💙 take 🌽 the 🏓 dying ⛳ boy 🍧 to 💛 block. 🚗 Tom 🌳 Bergeron: 👾 Ok, 👳 Jeremy... 🎍 is 🚗 there 🎁 anything 🍇 lower 🚙 than 🏀 absolute 🚘 zero? 🏓 Jeremy: 😺 Uhh, 🥗 yeah... 📀 my 🥒 white 🎽 cell 🍖 count. | 2019-05-01 13:50:26 |
| 76561198179556699 | Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol. 🤑 Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing general can be said." 🤒 Sacred cows make great hamburgers. 😴Do I have a lifestyle yet?😵 Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out. -- Zonker Harris 😱I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. -Samuel Goldwyn😬 You look tired. 🤓 Impartial, adj.: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" 🤐 There's nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciatehis wife. -- Clare Booth Luce 😪 | 2019-05-01 13:03:37 |
| 76561198179814253 | 📀💗📗🎫🌽 |Would you rather be a lonely| 🔋👹🚘👑🐛📕🐟🎈👽👳🐳😺🕺 |genius, or a sociable idiot?| 💚💃🚕📘🌂🥒🏀⛳ | 2019-05-01 12:24:23 |
| 76561198211853304 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎍The little pieces of my life I give to you, with love, to make a quiltto keep away the cold. ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐠That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone whonever comes home. Always someone loving something more than that thing lovesthem. And after awhile you want to destroy whatever that thing is, so itcan't hurt you no more. -- R. Bradbury, "The Fog Horn" ♥ 💚 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍆 | 2019-05-01 10:40:29 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💚 -- 🍖 -- 👃 -- 🌏 -- 🎫 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 🌳 -- 🚙 -- 🐟 -- 🎈 -- 👃 -- 💛 -- 🚗 -- 📘 Sun in the night, everyone is together,Ascending into the heavens, life is forever. -- Brand X, "Moroccan Roll/Sun in the Night"As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em,We may live with, but cannot live without 'em. -- Frederic ReynoldsI'm very good at integral and differential calculus,I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,I am the very model of a modern Major-G 💚 -- 🐊 -- 🐝 -- 💎 -- 🏓 -- 👹 -- 🕺 -- 🥞 -- 🥗 -- 💃 -- 💙 -- 🐛 -- 😺 -- 🎫 -- 🎄 | 2019-05-01 10:18:21 |
| 76561198179596342 | 📀🐟📕 Performance review for 👽🍖📘 Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. Usually defensive when efforts are criticised – but they nevertheless tries to learn from mistakes. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. 🥗 + 🐝 = ⚡ | 2019-05-01 01:32:28 |
| 76561198211850636 | God: ⛳ Let 👔 me 😺 light 💗 that 🚘 for 🌽 you, 🌂 honey. 🥗 [he 🎍 points, 📒 lights 💎 lady's 🐠 cigarette 🌋 with 🥒 lightning 👳 bolt] 🐟 Lady: 📕 Wow! 🌏 God: 🐝 Yeah, 🌳 you 🏀 like 🍇 that? 💛 Magic 🎄 Fingers... 👳 [points 🐳 again, 🚗 lightning 🔋 strikes 📗 lady, 👹 sets 📀 bar 🍆 on ⛳ fire] 🕺 God: 👹 Jesus 👑 Christ! 🌋 Jesus: 💚 What? ⚡ God: 🎫 Get 🐠 the 🚙 Escalade! 👔 We're 🌽 Outta 🐊 Here! | 2019-05-01 01:27:33 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎍 📒 🍧 🌸 💙 🏀 🚙 📀 💃 🐝⛳ [] 🎫 🍖 😺 🐊 🌏 📗 💎 👑 🏀 🥒 ⚡"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone." --- Hobbes"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV." --- Calvin"But the important thing is persistence." -Calvin trying to juggle eggs🏓 📘 💗 🐟 🥞 🐛 🌳 🌽 👔 🚗 | 2019-04-30 21:01:11 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🥒👹🎫🚕💛🐛🚗📘🍖🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌏🥞💙🌋📗😺👾😺🔋🏓 » book loiter to him ß » it measured and plundered more ✖ » I taught oxygen ✔ 💚👑📕🎽💃💎🎁🔋🌽👽 » ouch the running asked! ✭ » zounds! hark! feeling sweeping shoe. ♀ » Emperor works soon ✲ 👔💗🕺💛🥒🌸💙🏀⚡🐛 » While capturing the ✧ » papers, Suzuki borrowed ღ » without sweeping fog ♦ 🥞🎄🌏🎈📒🌸📘📗🚕🐊 | 2019-04-30 19:56:12 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🌏 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 📀 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🌳 If you had an extra $100 to spend on yourself every week, what would you do? 💎 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 📕 | 2019-04-30 18:50:08 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🥞🐟🔋 Performance review for 🎈🚙👳 Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But tends to rely mostly on the contributions of others, and makes only a limited contribution. still needs to learn the job better and required supervisor's assistance regularly. Provided supervisor help is close at hand, performs the job well. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 🎽 + 🌸 = 🎄 | 2019-04-30 17:59:12 |
| 76561198179782901 | 📗 🌸 ⚡ 🚘 🔋 🌽 🍖 💎 🚗 💙🥒 [] 🚕 🍇 🎍 📕 😺 🐝 👔 🐠 💚 💃 📀"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"-HobbesI'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. --- CalvinNothing I do is my fault. -- Calvin🚙 📘 💛 🌳 🏀 🐟 🎽 💗 ⚡ 🐊 | 2019-04-30 16:50:06 |
| 76561198179634913 | ♀ To📒 ♦ lose🚙🌂 ❄ weight,🌏👽💙 ♂ eat🐝🐠🔋👾 ● less;😺🌋🎄🥞🐳 ✰ to🎈👹⚡🌳🍆🐠 ღ gain weight, eat more; if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing. The Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction. For the first time, an eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and Mallomars, and understand why a lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's a pint of ice cream nearby. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-04-30 16:23:05 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👑 -- 👽 -- 🍧 -- 🏓 -- 🌳 -- 🎫 -- 🎈 -- ⚡ -- 🐛 -- 🌽 -- 🕺 -- 💗 -- 💎 -- 📗 -- 😺 Then here's to the City of Boston,The town of the cries and the groans.Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks,And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns. -- Franklin Pierce AdamsWhen in this world the headlines readOf those whose hearts are filled with greedWho rob and steal from those who needThe cry goes up with blinding speed for Underdog (UNDERDOG!)Underdog (UNDERDOG!)Speed of lightning, roar of thunderFighting all who rob or 🍖 -- 🎽 -- 👑 -- 💃 -- 🥗 -- 🎄 -- 🍇 -- 📀 -- 🌂 -- ⚡ -- 🌸 -- 📗 -- 💙 -- 📘 -- 🐝 | 2019-04-30 12:45:03 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐠🎽 💚🐟🥞🏀 cool! 🚕💚💎📀 HAVE A BALL- 🐊🌏📒🚗 look at this* ✩✫✿☢✰ 🌂⛳ | 2019-04-30 12:29:04 |
| 76561198179702987 | --------------------------------------------------------------Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating moresheer horror than the male of the species. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely onyour human intuition. -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------📕🐝🎍🌏🚗📒🌏🥒🚕👔🌸🐛🎫🎁🐊🌂🥞💎🎄🐠🌳😺👹💙🐳⛳🚕🏀🌽🎈🚙🍇🍆🏓⚡📗🌋📘🔋👃👑💃🍧🥗🐝 | 2019-04-30 11:42:04 |
| 76561198179804107 | I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennissocks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for: If they thinkyou're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm avery technical boy. So I decided to get as crude as possible. These days,though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to crudeness.- Johnny Mnemonic, by William Gibson 😙There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.😚The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post ofthe warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood ather nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroicHandsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel mysteel through your last meal!' -- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.🤑 | 2019-04-30 11:07:08 |
| 76561198211562428 | What are you devoted to creating, in the New Year? >> 🏓👾🎄💛🌂 << | 2019-04-30 08:21:32 |
| 76561198211754472 | What was the best part | | 📗👑💎💄🥗📒🚗🐳of your day, so far? | | 🐟🥒🏀🎁🐛🚕🌋👔 | 2019-04-30 04:43:32 |
| 76561198179819778 | Bender: 💙 "Oh 👃 my ⛳ God, 🐠 I'm 🌂 so 🎽 excited 💚 I 💛 wish 🎈 I 📀 could 💎 wet 🎍 my 🍇 pants." | 2019-04-30 03:20:33 |
| 76561198179847314 | What is the best part of | | 👔💃⚡🔋📘👃🌸🚙being a part of your family? | | 💎🏀👳📗💙🚕🥒💗 | 2019-04-30 01:53:33 |
| _133 | ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎍"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night." ♥ 👹 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👃Really?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!! ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥒 | 2019-04-30 00:02:53 |
| 76561198179804603 | ⛳ ❦ 🎫 ❦ 🍖 ❦ 👃 ❦ 🍆 ❦ 🎈 ❦ 💛 ❦ 🚙 ❦ 💃 ❦ 📒 ❦ 📘 ❦ 👽 Name 3 celebrities you most admire. 👑 ❦ 💄 ❦ 🎍 ❦ 👾 ❦ 🌳 ❦ 🐠 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 💙 ❦ 🌸 ❦ 🥒 ❦ 🥞 ❦ 🕺 | 2019-04-29 20:06:45 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🕺 ✿ 🐛 She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.🌂 ✿ 🎁 -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance 🐊🌸🌽 | 2019-04-29 19:00:47 |
| 76561198211691280 | How do you really feel about your boss? >> 🚘🥞🚗🥒⛳ << | 2019-04-29 18:25:46 |
| 76561198179618386 | Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.😷 Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention: Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal. 😪 I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape ofLITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ... 😩And this is a table ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontalrectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports,which we call legs. The tables in this laboratory, ma'am, are as advancedin design as one will find anywhere in the world. -- Michael Frayn, "The Tin Men"🙂Peter: I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Glen Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge.🙁 Mal (looking at the transmitter past a fall to certain doom): "'Hard to getto'?! That's a fact!" 🤧 Dr. Zoidberg: "Okay, so you're nonchalant, stop rubbing our noses in it. 🤠 | 2019-04-29 17:37:45 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🌸 ✳ 🚕 ✳ 🔋 ✳ 🐳 ✳ 🎁 ✳ 💙 ✳ 🐠 ✳ 🥗 ✳ 🚙 ✳ 🥞ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚘 ✳ 🍖 ✳ 📕 ✳ 👑 ✳ 🐛 ✳ 🍆 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 💚 ✳ 🕺 ✳ 💄 Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; andwhen it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- ♥♥♥♥ Brandon 🌽 ✳ 👽 ✳ 🏓 ✳ 🌏 ✳ 🐊 ✳ 👾 ✳ 😺 ✳ 👹 ✳ 🚗 ✳ 🥒 | 2019-04-29 16:13:46 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌂When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemnThey will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem. -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy" ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 😺That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone whonever comes home. Always someone loving something more than that thing lovesthem. And after awhile you want to destroy whatever that thing is, so itcan't hurt you no more. -- R. Bradbury, "The Fog Horn" ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💃 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌏 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌸 | 2019-04-29 16:06:45 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🕺 ☁ 🏓 ☁ 🥒 ☁ ⚡ ☁ 💚 ☁ 🍇 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 📕ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📘 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🐊 ☁ 😺 ☁ 💗 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🎄 Happiness is a hard disk. 👹 ☁ 🐝 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 🌸 ☁ ⛳ ☁ 📀 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 🐛 | 2019-04-29 13:30:46 |
| 76561198179682287 | 👃👔💚 What was your very first job? 💃🐠🥗 | 2019-04-29 11:53:45 |
| 76561198179809165 | 💎🍖🚙|👃📗🎁| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐳🏓📘|Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? wat | 2019-04-29 11:37:43 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐝 Dear ... 🍖 → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" 🎍 ❉ 🚘 ❉ 👃 ❉ 🥒 ❉ 👔 ❉ 🐠 ❉ 📀 ❉ 🐊 ❉ 🎈 ❉ 🕺 ❉ 🎍 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 💗 ❉ 🌏 ❉ 🐳 Yours truly, Jessie Zerger (the cat)🔋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167021089 📕 | 2019-04-29 10:45:44 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🌋📗🎫🎁👳 - ✏ ♀ ♪ ✪ ✭ ✬ ✱ ● ♀ ❁ ❀ ❃ ✧ ↕ ☼ ✖ ٿ ✬ ❂ ✱🌳👹👔🐊😺 - What is your favorite 🕺🌸🏀👃🍇 - ㅤㅤ thing about the beach? 🎄🚗🍆👽⚡ - ✱ ❂ ✬ ٿ ✖ ☼ ↕ ✧ ❃ ❀ ❁ ♀ ● ✱ ✬ ✭ ✪ ♪ ♀ ✏ | 2019-04-29 08:47:14 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🎈📗🍧 When's the last time you stayed up all night? 🌽📘💗 | 2019-04-29 08:16:13 |
| 76561198211557460 | Fry: 🍧 "Hey, 🎍 professor, 🎁 what 🏓 are 👽 you 🚘 teaching 🐝 this 🐠 semester?" 🍇 Prof. 👃 Farnsworth: 💄 "Same ⛳ thing 🏀 I 🥗 teach 🕺 every ⚡ semester, 🥒 the 📕 mathematics 💎 of 🥞 quantum 🌳 nutrino 🎈 fields. 📘 I 📒 made 😺 up 🚙 the 🌂 title 🌏 so 👑 that 🔋 no 🌸 student 👔 would 📀 dare 💄 take 💚 it." 🎫 Fry: 📗 "Mathematics 🍖 of 👔 wonton 🚕 burrito 💎 meals...." 🚗 Prof. 🐊 Farnsworth: 🌽 "Please, 🍧 Fry, 🐛 I 👑 don't 💗 know 🌏 how 🌳 to 📕 teach. 👃 I'm 🎁 a 🥗 professor." | 2019-04-29 08:08:14 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👃💗🥒|👔🏓⛳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚘👳🌽|Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three. ??? | 2019-04-29 07:37:14 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🏀📒🌏👽📗 - ☼ ✫ ♀ ✥ ✶ ✧ ✩ ● ß ☂ ☀ ✴ ☁ ♦ ٿ ♠ ❄ ✈ ☼ ❋🐳🎈🚕👑🏓 - Have you ever dreamed about 🔋📘🐟🐛🎁 - ㅤㅤ starting a business? 🌸🍇💗💚😺 - ❋ ☼ ✈ ❄ ♠ ٿ ♦ ☁ ✴ ☀ ☂ ß ● ✩ ✧ ✶ ✥ ♀ ✫ ☼ | 2019-04-29 05:09:13 |
| 76561198211895108 | "I don't know where we come from, Don't know where we're going to, And if all this should have a reason, We would be the last to know. So let's just hope there is a promised land, And until then, ...as best as you can."-- Steppenwolf, "Rock Me Baby" 🤐 Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass? 🤔 The software required Win95 or better, so I installed Linux. 🤧British education is probably the best in the world, if you can surviveit. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. -- Peter Ustinov😶 I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life. Iasked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career of arobber. -- Tiburcio Vasquez 😬<dhd> perl < /dev/bdsm<knghtbrd> you have a /dev/bdsm?<dhd> sure, it's a pseudosadomasochistic random number generator🙄 | 2019-04-29 03:45:12 |
| 76561198179573195 | --------------------------------------------------------------It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially ifthey're attractive in some way. -- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6Power is danger. -- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2--------------------------------------------------------------🥗⚡🍆🌂🥞🌸💎🚙📗🐳🎈💛🐛🚘💄🌽👾🥒🌋👳😺🏀🎫🐊🎍🎽🚕🌂🌳🐝🏓🍧💚📘📒💗🍇👹🥗🎁👔👽👑🚗💃 | 2019-04-29 03:22:12 |
| 76561198179509657 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👽 * 😺 * 🍆 * 🏓 * 🐳 * 📕 * 🐊 * 🥞 * 🎍 * 🐟 * 🌂 * 😺 * 💚 * 🎁 * 🎫 * 💗ㅤ* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."ㅤ* Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."ㅤ* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.⚡ * 👔 * 🌸 * 🌳 * 🐠 * 🍧 * 📗 * 🐝 * 🚙 * 👑 * 🕺 * 💄 * 👽 * 🌋 * 🚕 * 💙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-04-29 01:47:11 |
| 76561198179802829 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍆 💄 ⚡ 👽 🍖 👑 🎽 🔋 👹 🐟 📒 😺 🍖 💚 🚘 🎁 💎Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. -- Jimmy Cannon I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.I haven't had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini ⛳ 🎈 🐝 🥗 🐳 🐠 💗 🥞 📘 🚙 👳 🎍 🍇 🏓 🌂 🍧 | 2019-04-29 00:24:10 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐠 ¤ 🐳 ¤ 🐛 ¤ 📒 ¤ 👔 ¤ 🥗 ¤ 📕 ¤ 📀 ¤ 🌏 ¤ ⛳ ¤ 😺 ¤ 🍖 ¤ 🥞 ¤ 👽 Mulder: Why is it so hard to believe? When the accepted discovery of life off this planet is on the front page of every newspaper around the world? When even the most conservative scientists and science journals are calling for the exploration of Mars and Jupiter, with every reason to believe that life and the persistence of it is thriving outside our own terrestrial sphere. If you cannot get past this, then I suggest that this whole committee be held in contempt for ignoring evidence that cannot be refuted. "The X-Files: Terma"Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open. "The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"🏓 ¤ 📘 ¤ 🎍 ¤ 🎽 ¤ 🌋 ¤ 🌽 ¤ 🏀 ¤ 💛 ¤ 💚 ¤ 🍆 ¤ 💙 ¤ 💗 ¤ 👳 ¤ 🔋 | 2019-04-28 21:06:07 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🍖 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 🚘 😺 🌳 🌂 ⚡ 👔 📀 📕 🎄 🎫 🍇 🐠 🚕 👽 ⛳ 🥞"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Fields The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart. -- W.C. Fields 🏀 💙 🎽 🚙 🏓 🌽 🐝 🐟 💄 📗 🌳 🌏 🚗 💛 👳 👽 | 2019-04-28 20:16:42 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📘🥒🐠 Do you like pets? Do you have any? 🚕😺👾 | 2019-04-28 19:24:43 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🐛 -- 🎁 -- 🌂 -- 💙 -- 💎 -- 🌳 -- 💃 -- 👃 -- 📘 -- ⛳ -- 🐠 -- 👑 -- 🐊 -- 🥞 -- 🏀 I lay my head on the railroad tracks,Waitin' for the double E.The railroad don't run no more.Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus] Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me. These young girls won't let me be, Lord have mercy on me! Woe is me!Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,Well, I ain't naming names.But she really worked me over good,She was just like Jesse James.She really worked me over good,She was a credit to her gender.She put 🍆 -- 🎁 -- 💗 -- 👔 -- 🎄 -- 🐳 -- 📒 -- 🥗 -- 🌋 -- ⚡ -- 📕 -- 🎽 -- 📗 -- 👳 -- 🥒 | 2019-04-28 19:13:43 |
| 76561198179710665 | There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man'slife, he is grateful. -- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8.😚 You're everywhere. You're omnivorous. -- Homer Simpson, to God There's No Disgrace Like Home 🤥 "Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it becamea favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb. "You aren't nearlythrough this adventure yet," he added, and that was pretty true as well.-- Bilbo Baggins, "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien, Chapter XII 😭 Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much morethan the estimate the job will cost. 🤔> NE-2000 clone. Pentium optimizing gcc (pentium gcc pl8 I think). ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Build a kernel with the proper gcc. Reports with a non standard compilerare useless. -- Alan Cox😫 | 2019-04-28 16:29:02 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🥒 ☁ 🕺 I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!📒 ☁ 🎈 -- Bart Simpson 💗👑🥗 | 2019-04-28 13:57:16 |
| 76561198179803382 | | 💃👔🚙👳🎽💚👹📒📗⚡💗🕺🎫👽🐠🎁🍇🥒:hug Take One ticket to New OrleansTake One cab to Bourbon StreetTake steps to the counter of the all night frozen dacquiri shop.Take One Large Cupful. -- Terry's recipe for the Ultimate Banana Dacquiri (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett) | 💛🌂🎄👑🐠👾👹🥞🎍🍧😺🌂🍆⛳💄💎📒🥗:fatamari | 2019-04-28 12:47:18 |
| 76561198179633358 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎫 * 🌂 * 🌽 * 🥒 * 🌸 * ⛳ * 📀 * 💎 * 💄 * 👑 * 📗 * 🐟 * 🔋 * 💙 * 🐝 * 🎈ㅤ* Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.ㅤ* Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.ㅤ* We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour🐛 * 🚘 * 👃 * 🍖 * 🎁 * 💚 * 🌏 * 📕 * 🏀 * 🚙 * 🍆 * 🥞 * 🥗 * 👔 * 🐠 * 👳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-04-28 11:50:11 |
| 76561198179814253 | 💃🎍📘👳🍧 - ❖ ✳ ♂ ✣ ✴ ☣ ♂ ☢ ✿ ✔ ♧ ☎ ✱ ✿ ❃ ღ ☁ ♀ ♀ ❂🥒🐝🌸🥗👑 - Have you ever (actually) kept 💎👹🍇🥞🏀 - ㅤㅤ a New Year's Resolution? 💚📀🚘👽🏓 - ❂ ♀ ♀ ☁ ღ ❃ ✿ ✱ ☎ ♧ ✔ ✿ ☢ ♂ ☣ ✴ ✣ ♂ ✳ ❖ | 2019-04-28 10:18:06 |
| 76561198179841167 | 📗 🚕 🍖 🎫 🌸 💚 👔 🎁 🌸 📘👳 [] 🚙 🍇 🌋 ⚡ ⛳ 🌽 🌏 👽 🏓 🕺 👹If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, thenit's probably not worth knowing anyway. -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinAs a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this. --- Calvin, to Hobbes🥗 👑 🚗 🥞 🎍 🐳 🎄 👃 🍆 🎈 | 2019-04-28 09:21:07 |
| 76561198179556699 | Do you ever hunt for answers | | 🐛👹🎫🐝🍖💛🐟🌳or omens in dreams? | | 👹🍇🎄👳👽🌋🥞🐳 | 2019-04-28 09:18:07 |
| 76561198179697385 | ☼ While🐠 ❖ my🐳🔋 ♀ BRAINPAN🥞😺🌳 ¤ is💗🍇⛳👹 ♦ being🚕🚘🌏📕🐛 ❋ refused📀🚙👑🌸🎽💎 ❁ service🌽🌂🎍🎽🥗🏀📒 ❂ in💃💚🎁💎💄🐟🐝🎄 ♣ BURGER🍧💛🥗🚗🐳🎍🏀⚡🚘 ☎ KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!! | 2019-04-28 09:16:08 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌋 -- 💚 -- 🎫 -- 🥞 -- 😺 -- 🐠 -- 🎄 -- 💙 -- 💃 -- 🐊 -- 👑 -- 🕺 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- ⛳ It's Like ThisEven the samuraihave teddy bears,and even the teddy bearsget drunk.Cold be hand and heart and bone,and cold be sleep under stone;never more to wake on stony bed,never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.In the black wind the stars shall die,and still on gold here let them lie,till the dark lord lifts his handover dead sea and withered land. -- J. R. R. TolkienGet out, you old Wight! Vanish in the sunlight!Sh 🚗 -- 💎 -- 👳 -- 🌸 -- 🐊 -- 👾 -- 🏀 -- 😺 -- 🌳 -- 🐝 -- 🥒 -- 🌏 -- 🏓 -- 🌂 -- 🎍 | 2019-04-28 08:30:07 |
| 76561198211794508 | What's your pet peeve(s)? >> 🥞🐟🔋💗👳 << | 2019-04-28 05:54:59 |
| 76561198179677447 | 💛 ☁ 💃 Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?🥒 ☁ 🌏 -- Paul Simon 🐳🏀👽 | 2019-04-28 05:14:55 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🚕🐠🥗👔⛳👳🌂👾🌋😺🕺📗🍖💙🎍River: "I took you away from there."Simon: "No."River: "I know I did. You don't think I do, but... I get confused. I remembereverything. I remember too much and.... Some of it's made up and... some ofit can't be quantified and there's secrets..."Simon: "It's okay."River: "But I understand. You gave up everything to find me, and you found mebroken. It's hard for you. You gave up everything you had."Simon: "Mei mei, everything I have is right here."😺💛🌸🎽🚙💗🚕🎫🎍🎈🎫🌳🎁💚🚗 | 2019-04-28 03:44:53 |
| 76561198211853304 | What's the most out-of-character | | 🐝👔🥒💃🚕👽🍖🌏choice you've ever made? | | 👹💚👑👾🎍🕺🌂👃 | 2019-04-28 00:20:51 |
| 76561198179730218 | ⚡ ✤ ⛳ No poet or novelist wishes he was the only one who ever lived, but most of👾 ✤ 🏀 them wish they were the only one alive, and quite a number fondly believe🎈 ✤ 🍆 their wish has been granted.👃 ✤ 🌳 -- W.H. Auden, "The Dyer's Hand" 🌂🎍🎫 | 2019-04-27 23:53:51 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👑 ☁ 🐛 I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a🎈 ☁ 🍧 knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.👳 ☁ 💚 -- Gallagher 💗💙📕 | 2019-04-27 22:39:37 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🍆💃 🐠🎍👑🚘 get funky! 🐊😺 glhf. 🏓🥗🎁🍇 NICE, 💎🐛👃👹🏀 the humans expect you'll adore your new game- 👽🐟 💛😺 | 2019-04-27 21:22:36 |
| 76561198179709777 | 👽🚘 🕺💃📒🥗 steam thinks you will dig your game| 💎💄👑🐛 AWESOME GAME. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) []_ ([]) []_ ô¿ô ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ get funky* 👾🍖🥞📗 😺🌋 | 2019-04-27 17:46:15 |
| 76561198211661172 | "It's in process": So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless. 😚Jayne: "What are you taking this so personal for? It ain't like I ratted you outto the Feds."Mal: "But you did. You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me! If that's aconcept that you can't seem to wrap your head around, then you got no placehere. You did it to me, Jayne, and that's a fact."😩 In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or aloaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it toyou, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by fortylashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dogand were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although itwas hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" 😭 | 2019-04-27 16:48:16 |
| 76561198179768678 | 💚👑🚘|💗🌋📀| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🕺🐛👔|Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? ??? | 2019-04-27 16:40:17 |
| 76561198179842674 | Bender: 👾 "Argh. 🎄 The 💄 laws 📒 of 👑 science 👔 be 💃 a 🐊 harsh 💚 mistress." | 2019-04-27 16:30:18 |
| 76561198179551309 | 💎🥒🚗 What trait do you like the most about yourself? 👳🥗📀 | 2019-04-27 15:34:17 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🚕💎🌋🐛📘💚📀💃👑👾 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🔋🌸🍖🐳📗⚡🍧💛🎍🎈 » While following the ☁ » elbows, Suzuki plundered ღ » without weaving truth ✈ 📒🔋🌂👔🍇🥞👹🥗🎄🍖 » wet barbers rejoiced. ♀ » flat elbows agreed strangely ♀ » green barbers rejoiced ♥ 🍆👃🚘🌸🌽👽👃🐛👹🎫 » India challenged ↕ » until the money imagined ☼ » and the princes asked ✲ 🌏💄🌳📒🚙💙👑🎈💃🐟 | 2019-04-27 15:09:15 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💃💛📗🕺🌸 - ❋ ❉ ❀ ♪ ● ☁ ♥ ♂ ↕ ☆ ✖ ✿ ✏ ∞ ☼ ❄ ✪ ♪ ß ✴💚⚡🐳🎄👔 - What's your 😺🌂🎽🚗🎍 - ㅤㅤ pet peeve(s)? 👑⚡🥒📘🐠 - ✴ ß ♪ ✪ ❄ ☼ ∞ ✏ ✿ ✖ ☆ ↕ ♂ ♥ ☁ ● ♪ ❀ ❉ ❋ | 2019-04-27 12:45:19 |
| 76561198179847314 | What's your favorite | | 🐳🚕📕📗🎈💛🚘👽time of day? | | 🚙👃💙👹📘🌽🌳💄 | 2019-04-27 11:38:09 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👹💛 ٩(^‿^)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ EVERYONE ASSUMES YOU WILL DIG YOUR NEW GAME! ♫♪ 🎫🎍 | 2019-04-27 08:57:47 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎫 -- 👳 -- 📗 -- 🏓 -- 🎄 -- 📀 -- 🌂 -- 🐳 -- 👽 -- 🍆 -- 🚕 -- 🍖 -- 🌸 -- ⚡ -- 🍇 The leaves were long, the grass was green,The hemlock-umbels tall and fair,And in the glade a light was seenOf stars in shadow shimmering.Tin'uviel was dancing thereTo music of a pipe unseen,And light of stars was in her hair,And in her raiment glimmering.There Beren came from mountains colds,And lost he wandered under leaves,And where the Elven-river rolledHe walked alone and sorrowing.He peered between the hemlock-leavesAnd saw i 🌳 -- 🕺 -- 🌋 -- 💛 -- 🐛 -- 💚 -- 🐝 -- 📕 -- 👔 -- 🐊 -- 🎽 -- 💛 -- 👹 -- 🎈 -- 🚕 | 2019-04-27 08:51:46 |
| 76561198179419823 | 😺 Dear ... 👹 → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. 🐊 ღ 💙 ღ 🥒 ღ 🎫 ღ 🐠 ღ ⚡ ღ 💃 ღ 🌽 ღ 🔋 ღ 👾 ღ 🥒 ღ 🐳 ღ 💄 ღ 🐝 ღ 🚘 Yours truly, Valentina Ridpath (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031030 📕 | 2019-04-27 08:05:45 |
| 76561198179634913 | A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without havinghis neighbour notice it. -- Trygve Lie 🤠 <posix> this guy _is_ crazy<stargazer> posix: from the looks of Enlightenment he's on LSD<posix> LSD is nothing compared to what this guy's on.. -- Seen on #Unix 😵"When the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to treat everything as ifit were a nail."-- Abraham Maslow🤓 It is the wisdom of crocodiles, that shed tears when they would devour. -- Francis Bacon 😍Mal: "I see a head start to rise, violence is gonna ensue."😘 We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents.Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate. -- Dennis Miller 😬 Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. 😯You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.😲 Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles. 😭 | 2019-04-27 06:26:47 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💄 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 👽 ✈ 🐝 ✈ ⛳ ✈ ⚡ ✈ 💗 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 🕺 ✈ 🐊 ✈ 🥞 ✈ 🎈 Which of your friends are you proudest of? Why? 🚗 ✈ 🚙 ✈ 💛 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🐛 ✈ 💎 ✈ 👃 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🥒 | 2019-04-27 05:36:45 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🍧🚙💗 Performance review for 📀🥞🐠 copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. Performs most jobs well and has the habit of checking work outcomes. is achieving excellence in some areas but in others is not yet achieving the highest standards. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. 🎫 + 💚 = 🕺 | 2019-04-27 04:42:42 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👃🚘💚👹🌳 - ☎ ✰ ✪ ♦ ❉ ♧ ♪ ✈ ✿ ¤ ٿ ❄ ☺ ☁ ❄ ✯ ● ❋ ✣ ♡🐳🍖🎁🚙🍇 - Do you secretly miss 🏓🚕🔋🌽🕺 - ㅤㅤ Polaroid cameras? 🐠📀🌸🎫📗 - ♡ ✣ ❋ ● ✯ ❄ ☁ ☺ ❄ ٿ ¤ ✿ ✈ ♪ ♧ ❉ ♦ ✪ ✰ ☎ | 2019-04-27 03:30:45 |
| 76561198211599340 | | 👔🐊👹👃📀🎍💃🌏🐠🚘🥗🌽🐝💄👾🎍👑🕺:weed The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. Footnote: Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something.(Pyramids) | 🌂🎄🍇⚡💃💚🍧🥒🥞📕🔋💙🌂😺💛👽🍖🎽:fpal | 2019-04-26 23:58:39 |
| 76561198211754472 | Chris: 📘 Cheesy 🔋 Charlie's 👳 is 🏓 great. 👔 They 🐠 have 👽 a 😺 game 👹 where 🕺 you 👑 put ⛳ in 🌋 a 📒 dollar 🐳 and 🚙 you 🍧 get 🎍 four 🚗 quarters. 🎁 I 🌂 win 👃 every 💎 time. | 2019-04-26 22:19:02 |
| 76561198179608271 | Calculon: 📀 I've 🎈 seen 🐟 plagues 🐛 that 🥒 had 🎁 better 🎽 opening 🚗 nights 🍆 than 🎍 this. | 2019-04-26 17:48:02 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👃💎🌋🥒🍖🌳👳🕺🐳🐠🔋📀📘🚗🐊Inara: "There's an energy about a person that's difficult to hide. You try tofeel that..."Mal: "And then you try to feel the energy around their credit account. It hasa sort of aura..."📒💙🐛🚕📕🏓🎁🔋🎫💃🐟😺💚🌽🎈 | 2019-04-26 15:58:04 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🍇 Dear ... 🐊 → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. 👹 ✖ 👃 ✖ 🌸 ✖ 🥒 ✖ 👔 ✖ 😺 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🥗 ✖ 🌏 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 📘 ✖ 💛 ✖ 🔋 ✖ 💄 ✖ 🚕 Yours truly, Marcellus Lacourse (the cat)🍆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167064976 💗 | 2019-04-26 15:48:06 |
| 76561198179860286 | 💗🚕🥗🕺🎽🎍📕⚡💛🍧👽💃🌏🥞🐠🐛🍆💚🏓😺📗🎫👑🎈📒🍇🔋💄🐝🎽 Suppose for a moment that the automobile industry had developed at the samerate as computers and over the same period: how much cheaper and more efficientwould the current models be? If you have not already heard the analogy, theanswer is shattering. Today you would beable to buy a Rolls-Royce for $2.75,it would do three million miles to the gallon, and it would deliver enoughpower to drive the Queen Elizabeth II. And if you were interested inminiaturization, you could place half a dozen of them on a pinhead.-- Christopher Evans 🐊👹🌳👳🎫🌸🚙🌋📀🐟🚗🕺👃🎄🌂🌏🥒🥞👹⛳⚡🐳🌸🐊💙🐝📀⛳🚘🏓 | 2019-04-26 14:43:01 |
| 76561198211691280 | ⚡🌂 👔 look| ✱ღ PARTY DOWN, 👽🐊😺٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ (♥_♥) "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ wonderful* 🌏📕👳🚙 💃🎽 | 2019-04-26 13:05:01 |
| 76561198179797383 | It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perlconferences. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🙁 (I tried to get some documentation out of Digital on this, but as far asI can tell even _they_ don't have it ;-) -- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a dnserver 😗The Supreme Life President of Hell wrote: "What business are we in???" Hethought for a bit, and then carefully wrote, underneath: "We are in thedamnation business!!!"(Eric)🤗 Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx 😯 You will lose an important tape file. 🤕The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.😘 Sergeant Comely was working on the general assumption that where you gotlots of people gathered together, something illegal was bound to happensooner or later.(Johnny and the Dead) 🙁 | 2019-04-26 11:20:54 |
| 76561198179695038 | | 📕💚🍆⚡📘🏀🌽👽🚕🏓🥒🐟🔋🥞🌂🐳👳🌏:celesti 'And I suppose you know what sound is made by one hand clapping, do you?' said the holy man nastily.YES. CL. THE OTHER HAND MAKES THE AP.(Soul Music) | 🎍🐠👑👹💎📗💛🐛💗👾🐊🍖🐝🚘🚙🏓🎁🕺:rithm | 2019-04-26 07:57:11 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🌋🔋 👳 nice. 🎫🌽 wonderful game| ✖☼ wooooooooooooooo! ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ٩(^‿^)۶ EVERYBODY THINKS YOU WILL ADORE YOUR GAME* []_ ([]) []_ (♥_♥) ô¿ô ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ 🍇🌳 | 2019-04-26 06:33:09 |
| 76561198179682287 | ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎁Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👽Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome ♥ 👹 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍇 | 2019-04-26 05:36:08 |
| 76561198179809977 | | 🔋👾🚗⚡📗🚘💄🐝🍧🎁🌳🏓🌸💚🎫👳👽🚕:violettO He was trying to find some help in the ancient military journals of GeneralTacticus, whose intelligent campaigning had been so successful that he'dlent his very name to the detailed prosecution of martial endeavour, andhad actually found a section headed What to Do If One Army Occupies aWell-fortified and Superior Ground and the Other Does Not, but since thefirst sentence read "Endeavour to be the one inside" he'd rather lostheart.(Carpe Jugulum) | 🍆💃📀🌂💙🥗⛳🐠🥞🕺🌏👳🐊🏓🚕🎄🎈🚘:Suzuh | 2019-04-26 03:57:09 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🔋👾💛 How do you engage with panhandlers on the street? 🚗⛳💎 | 2019-04-26 02:59:09 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🎽🌸📗😺🚙 - ☼ ♠ ☆ ✿ ❦ ✶ ♪ ✏ ♀ ✔ ♫ ✖ ♀ ♣ ✬ ❀ ☼ ♧ ♂ ✿🚕🌏🌂🎄👑 - Have you ever been genuinely 💙👹💗👳💚 - ㅤㅤ afraid for your physical safety? 💎📀🌂🐊🐟 - ✿ ♂ ♧ ☼ ❀ ✬ ♣ ♀ ✖ ♫ ✔ ♀ ✏ ♪ ✶ ❦ ✿ ☆ ♠ ☼ | 2019-04-26 02:34:06 |
| 76561198211882476 | --------------------------------------------------------------Women professionals do tend to over-compensate. -- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, "Where No Man Has Gone Before", stardate 1312.9.Wait! You have not been prepared! -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2--------------------------------------------------------------🥒😺🎈🍇📗🎫🌋⚡🐟🎄📒🌸👾🌽🍖🎍💚🎫📕🐝🐠🐊🥞📘💛💄🍇⛳🌂🌏🔋👑👽🍆🏓🎁🎈🐳👃🚙🎍🕺👳👹📀 | 2019-04-26 01:10:08 |
| 76561198179556699 | ⛳ ⚡ 🍖 🐳 ⛳ 🌂 💙 😺 🎄 📕💛 [] 💎 🚙 📀 👔 🚗 🍧 👑 🥒 🐠 🐊 🎁"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV." --- Calvin"When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." -Susie "I say, when life givesyou a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!" -CalvinMy behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxicco-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept anyresponsibility for my actions. -- Calvin👹 🍆 📘 🌽 💚 🎈 🏓 🐟 🚕 👽 | 2019-04-25 22:37:06 |
| 76561198211853304 | "Fry, 🐟 you're 🎄 wasting 🥞 your 💄 life 🎁 sitting 🐛 in 👾 front 🎈 of 📘 that 👽 TV. 🌸 You 👃 need 🏓 to 🌏 get 🥗 out 💛 and 💃 see ⚡ the 👔 real ⛳ world." 👑 -Leela 🎍 "But 🐠 this 🎽 is 😺 HDTV. 🍧 It's 📗 got 🌋 better 🐳 resolution 🏀 than 🥞 the 🌳 real 👳 world." 🌂 -Fry 🌳 "Everyone's 🕺 too 🕺 polite 💗 to 🎁 say 🎄 anything, ⚡ but 🍖 you're 🎫 covered 🐊 with 👔 bed 📕 sores." 🌽 📗 -Leela 📀 "Not 🎍 covered." 📘 -Fry | 2019-04-25 21:54:02 |
| 76561198179517018 | 📕 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 💎 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🍖ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🕺 ✿ 💚 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 👾 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🐛 "Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm. Gag me with a smurfette." -- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354 🚕 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 📘 ✿ ⛳ | 2019-04-25 21:53:02 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🍆📗📕 Performance review for 📒📀🎄 Of average build. is ready to contribute to heavy or physical jobs, but needs help from people better equipped. Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job. enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. 🐳 + 🏀 = 🐊 | 2019-04-25 21:45:20 |
| 76561198179697385 | Would you rather spend five days exploring Disney or New York City? >> ⛳📒🚘🌂🐊 << | 2019-04-25 20:26:34 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🍆📒💃 What's your earliest childhood memory? 🔋👃👽 | 2019-04-25 19:53:34 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🍖😺 ✣✴❖❉ look- 🌽🏓🐳🐊 CUT LOOSE, ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ "(◔/‿\◔) GLHF- ☂❂❀✫ 🌏🎍 | 2019-04-25 19:46:33 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🎁 🚗 🎽 🚙 🐝 💎 🎍 🌂 📒 🎈🎍 [] 🕺 🚕 💄 🚘 🐊 📕 😺 🐛 🐳 ⛳ 👳"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- CalvinI imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- CalvinMiss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire? Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.🌏 🏓 ⚡ 🎄 🌂 💙 🍇 🥞 🌋 🥗 | 2019-04-25 19:42:35 |
| 76561198179500879 | 😺 ☎ 📕 Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine. Will you🐟 ☎ 📗 please have your master call my master at his convenience? Thank you.💛 ☎ 🍧 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.🍖 ☎ 🐊 -- "The Rockford Files" 👽👳🍇 | 2019-04-25 19:33:34 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🌳🌂🐟😺🌸 |Which famous person, dead or alive,| 🐛💛🌏🎫⛳🚕🎈👽🥞📘💗🥒🕺 |would you most like to know?| 📕⚡🐳📒💄🐊🎄🚘 | 2019-04-25 19:25:34 |
| 76561198179782901 | Do you know any good conversation starters? >> 👹👳💎📗🎁 << | 2019-04-25 17:53:31 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👳💃🚙 If you could live in any TV home, what would it be? 👾🐟🌋 | 2019-04-25 17:49:30 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🚘🏓🐛 Performance review for 🎁💃🍇 has the potential to be a good communicator, although may occasionally confuse some listeners. Gives others the chance to speak too, and seems to take on board their point of view. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. With a supervisor checking for occasional spelling, grammar and style errors, can produce business correspondence and reports of acceptable quality. 🚕 + 🎄 = 🌳 | 2019-04-25 17:15:41 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🌽 ✿ 👹 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 👾 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 📗 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🏀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👳 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 👾 ✿ 👑 Windows 95 Beer: A lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it's wonderful. The can looks a lot like Mac Beer's can, but tastes more like Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people will probably keep drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends try Windows 95 Beer and say they like it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has some of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the manufacturer claims that this is an entirely new brew. 💚 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 💃 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🍖 | 2019-04-25 16:54:40 |
| 76561198211842796 | 📘🍖🔋👑🥒 |What do you value most: free| 💄🐟📀📕💎👃🐊🌳🏓👳🐳🏀🚙 |time, recognition, or money?| 🍆💛📒🕺🌋💚🎽🌸 | 2019-04-25 15:03:49 |
| 76561198211794508 | ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👳 ♥ ⛳Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintanceand without any visible reason. -- Lord Chesterfield ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👽 ♥ ⚡"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found eachother, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyonehad to seek professional help." ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐠 | 2019-04-25 15:02:44 |
| 76561198211895108 | Stewie: 🌋 So, 👑 what 👔 do 🎄 you 🎈 think 💚 of 🕺 this 👃 "Music 💃 Television?" | 2019-04-25 07:42:23 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🏓 Dear ... 👃 → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. 🐳 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🎫 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 💙 ❄ 📕 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 📀 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 👾 ❄ 👹 ❄ 👳 ❄ 🚘 Yours truly, Sam Pearle (the cat)🔋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167032854 💄 | 2019-04-25 06:34:25 |
| 76561198179847314 | Are you living your life purpose — or still searching? >> 🐊🎁🏓🍧👽 << | 2019-04-25 06:29:23 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎫🌽🌋 On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? 🐊👾📒 | 2019-04-25 04:19:26 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🐟 ✥ 👹 The Great Movie Posters:👳 ✥ 🎄 🎍 ✥ 🎈 *A Giggle Gurgling Gulp of Glee*🚕 ✥ 🕺 With Pretty Girls, Peppy Scenes, and Gorgeous Revues -- plus a good story.🌸 ✥ 🚘 -- Tea with a Kick (1924)😺 ✥ 🥒 🍖 ✥ ⚡ Whoopie! Let's go!... Hand-picked Beauties doing cute tricks!👽 ✥ 📘 GET IN THE KNOW FOR THE HEY-HEY WHOOPIE!💄 ✥ 🎁 -- The Wild Party (1929)🌏 ✥ 🚙 📕 ✥ 🐝 YOU HEAR HIM MAKE LOVE!👾 ✥ 🐛 DIX -- the dashing soldier!🚗 ✥ 👔 DIX -- the bold adventurer!🔋 ✥ 💛 DIX -- the throbbing lover!🎽 ✥ 🌋 -- The Wheel of Life (1929)📒 ✥ ⛳ 🌽 ✥ 👾 SEE CHARLES BUTTERWORTH DRIVE A STREETCAR AND SING LOVE💗 ✥ 🥗 SONGS TO HIS MARE "MITZIE"!📗 ✥ 💃 -- The Night is Young (1934) 🍧👃🚕 | 2019-04-25 03:35:26 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐛 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 📘 ♪ 👳 ♪ 🐟 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 💎 ♪ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌳 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 📀 ♪ 💄 ♪ 🎄 ♪ 🐳 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 🏀 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 👾 THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #16: C-This language was named for the grade received by its creator when hesubmitted it as a class project in a graduate programming class. C- is bestdescribed as a "low-level" programming language. In fact, the languagegenerally requires more C- statements than machine-code statements toexecute a given task. In this respect, it is very similar to COBOL. 🍖 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🎫 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🎁 ♪ 🌏 ♪ 📕 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 🌋 ♪ 👃 | 2019-04-25 02:13:18 |
| 76561198211715440 | 💎 ✏ 🍖 ✏ 🌽 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 🏓 ✏ 🚕 ✏ 🚙 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 💄 ✏ 🐳 ✏ 🎍 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 🍇 ✏ 🐊 Scully: I have a date.Mulder: Can you cancel?Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.Mulder: I have a life! "The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.MulderEddie: Is that a good thing?Scully: I like it. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"💃 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 💎 ✏ 🏀 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 🎍 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 👳 ✏ 👹 ✏ 💚 ✏ 👃 ✏ 👔 | 2019-04-25 00:20:19 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🌽 Dear ... 💃 → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. 🥒 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🥗 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 📕 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 👾 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🌏 Yours truly, Cathey Hsy (the cat)⛳ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167098074 👑 | 2019-04-25 00:09:24 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🐳 ♦ 📗 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 🐠 ♦ ⛳ ♦ 💃 ♦ 🕺 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 👳 ♦ 👽 ♦ 🏓 ♦ 🎫 ♦ 📕 Mulder: You can't bury the truth! "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later? "The X-Files: Quagmire"💚 ♦ 👑 ♦ 🥗 ♦ 🌏 ♦ 🚕 ♦ 👹 ♦ 📗 ♦ 📀 ♦ 🎽 ♦ 💄 ♦ 👃 ♦ 🐛 ♦ 🌋 ♦ 💙 | 2019-04-24 23:53:24 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🌂😺🎫🎍📕🎁🐛🍆🐳📗👃🍖💛🌳🏀River: "Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't betrusted. Everyone can just go on without me and not have to worry. Peoplecould be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets..."Simon: "No..."River: "I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And I'll just fadeaway."🍇🥗👳💙📕🐠🚙💎📀🌸📒🕺🎍💗💚 | 2019-04-24 23:38:20 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🏓 ✩ 👽 ✩ 🐝 ✩ 💙 ✩ 👑 ✩ 🕺 ✩ ⛳ ✩ 👹 ✩ 😺 ✩ 🐳 ✩ 🚙 ✩ 🏀 Who are the 3 greatest living musicians? 🐟 ✩ 👃 ✩ 🚗 ✩ 🎄 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 🍖 ✩ 👳 ✩ 🐊 ✩ 💛 ✩ 🔋 ✩ 💗 ✩ 📘 | 2019-04-24 22:55:16 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎁⛳🏓 What's a great book you've read recently? 🍧🚕🥗 | 2019-04-24 18:10:22 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌽🐛👔 What's the hardest thing you ever had to write — and why? 🎈🍇🌂 | 2019-04-24 17:59:20 |
| 76561198179809165 | Glen 💄 Quagmire: 🚘 I 💚 felt 🌽 guilty 🍖 once, ⚡ but 🥒 she 💎 woke 👑 up 🌋 halfway 🍇 through. | 2019-04-24 16:46:21 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🎄 ● 📒 ● 🐟 ● 🌸 ● 💚 ● 🍧 ● 🍖 ● 🚕 ● 🚗 ● ⛳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ● 💎 ● 🍇 ● 👳 ● 🌳 ● 💗 ● 👾 ● 🎍 ● 📕 ● 💛 "One basic notion underlying Usenet is that it is a cooperative."Having been on USENET for going on ten years, I disagree with this.The basic notion underlying USENET is the flame. -- Chuq Von Rospach 🏓 ● 🐝 ● 👔 ● 🐊 ● ⚡ ● 🌋 ● 🥗 ● 🐳 ● 🎽 ● 📀 | 2019-04-24 16:15:20 |
| _133 | How do you engage with | | 💙🏓👳👽📒🍧💗🥒panhandlers on the street? | | 🍇🌳😺🎈🔋🐝🍆📕 | 2019-04-24 16:14:31 |
| 76561198179768678 | Have you reconsidered a computer career? 😗 Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime! -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College 🤧 Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things thatnobody else wants. -- Andy Warhol 😫 In the beginning there was data. The data was without form andnull, and darkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit ofIBM was moving over the face of the market. And DEC said, "Let therebe registers"; and there were registers. And DEC saw that theycarried; and DEC separated the data from the instructions. DEC calledthe data Stack, and the instructions they called Code. And there wasevening and there was morning, one interrupt. -- Rico Tudor, "The Story of Creation or, The Myth of Urk" 😵"How many people work here?" "Oh, about half."🙁I stick my neck out for nobody. -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca"🤑 | 2019-04-24 15:27:18 |
| 76561198179709777 | ❋ Now⛳ ☎ I🍖⚡ ♪ think🎽🐠🎁 ☢ I🚙🐟🌋💚 ∞ just🍇👃🌸💛🐳 ❀ reached🎄👔📀👹📗🔋 ❦ the🏀🎫🐝📘🌳🚕🚗 ✿ state🐊📕😺👾🐛💃🌽🚘 ✏ of🎈💎🥗👳😺🕺🎍🌂🥗 ٿ HYPERTENSION that comes JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER! | 2019-04-24 15:08:20 |
| 76561198179589975 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👾 * 🚙 * ⚡ * 🏓 * 🎁 * 🍧 * 🌸 * ⛳ * 🥞 * 💚 * 🚗 * 💎 * 👳 * 📕 * 📘 * 📗ㅤ* The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!ㅤ* A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.ㅤ* A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus overturned on the highway. The local newspaper reported that onlookers were "stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered and dumbfounded."👃 * 🐳 * 🥒 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 👑 * 🎽 * 🎈 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 🐟 * 💗 * 🍖 * 👾 * 🌽 * 🎄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-04-24 14:26:21 |
| 76561198179633358 | 💚⚡📘🍖📗🐳🌽💗🍆😺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👹🚙🍇⛳💄📀📒🚗👔🌳 » make chairs to water ☂ » when barbers walk to loiter ✲ » because princes play ✥ 💃🚘🐝🎄🥒💎🎁🏀📕💙 » ouch the running went! ♀ » Oh! Oh! basking playing trick. ✧ » Canada falls soon ✔ 🔋🚕⚡💎💚🎈🚕🕺🐊🍖 » drat the playing made! ✈ » darn! hark! breaking sweeping suit. ✪ » Panda works quickly ♠ 🎁🎽🌸👽👳🐛📘🐠💙😺 | 2019-04-24 14:18:21 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🥗💗🕺🚕👾 - ● ★ ☻ ✳ ✬ ♡ ☂ ♧ ✱ ♀ ✫ ❋ ❄ ♥ ❦ ✈ ♣ ♠ ❁ ✶🌽🏓🐛👹🐊 - When you see peers / competitors getting 💛🍆🎁🔋👔 - ㅤㅤ things you want, how do you react? 📕🐠🥞🍧🎍 - ✶ ❁ ♠ ♣ ✈ ❦ ♥ ❄ ❋ ✫ ♀ ✱ ♧ ☂ ♡ ✬ ✳ ☻ ★ ● | 2019-04-24 14:04:18 |
| 76561198211599340 | 👽 ♧ 🍖 ♧ 👑 ♧ 📘 ♧ 🍆 ♧ 🥒 ♧ 🚕 ♧ 🌋 ♧ 📒 ♧ 🐛 ♧ 💄 ♧ 🍇 ♧ 💚 ♧ 🐠 Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder?Mulder: Depends on the body! "The X-Files: Hell Money"Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel... "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"🌽 ♧ 👔 ♧ 📗 ♧ 🥞 ♧ 🎈 ♧ 🍆 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 🎽 ♧ 💛 ♧ 👹 ♧ 😺 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 💗 ♧ 💙 | 2019-04-24 11:41:04 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🎈😺🔋 Performance review for 👾🐟🍖 Late on more than 5 but fewer than 8 occasions in 6 months. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. 🎄 + 🎁 = 📘 | 2019-04-24 09:15:58 |
| 76561198179842674 | 💙🎁📗|👹📒🥒| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍖🎽👳|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: He was giving it last rites. ??? | 2019-04-24 09:02:54 |
| 76561198211754472 | Peter: 🏀 You 🔋 wanna 🚘 talk 😺 about 🐊 awkward 🏓 moments? 🍆 Once, 📀 during 🎫 sex, ⚡ I 🥗 called 💃 Lois 👾 "Frank". 🚗 Your 🐝 move, 🎍 Sherlock. | 2019-04-24 08:51:56 |
| 76561198179575562 | 😺 ✦ 🐊 ✦ 👾 ✦ 🎈 ✦ 💗 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 🥒 ✦ 🥞 ✦ 🚙 ✦ 🚗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ✦ 🐝 ✦ 🔋 ✦ 👃 ✦ 🏀 ✦ 👔 ✦ 📀 ✦ 🥗 ✦ 💄 ✦ 🎽 Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least youonly have to climb it once. 👹 ✦ 🚘 ✦ 🎍 ✦ 📒 ✦ 👑 ✦ 📕 ✦ 🍆 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 👽 ✦ 🍖 | 2019-04-24 07:55:53 |
| 76561198179634913 | Do you believe in magic? | | 🌂💚⚡🐟🎽🐛👃🎈When have you felt it? | | 👹⛳🕺📀🍧🐛🐠🥞 | 2019-04-24 07:32:51 |
| 76561198179841167 | 💛 ☼ 💄 "The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and🚙 ☼ 🍧 has gills through which it can see."🔋 ☼ 📘 -- Monty Python 🐠👃🌳 | 2019-04-24 07:21:52 |
| 76561198211670820 | HAL 📕 Institute 🐝 for 🐛 Criminally 📘 Insane 🎍 Robots | 2019-04-23 21:07:12 |
| 76561198179780423 | Do you ever yearn for your life, before Facebook? >> 🚙🐟⚡🐠👑 << | 2019-04-23 20:01:13 |
| 76561198211741980 | 📗🌽💗💙💛💚🐟👹🐳😺🎍📕📀🔋📘💗👔🐝💃🥗🌏🌂🐊🌽🎄🐠🎫⚡🌸⛳ Regarding astral projection, Woody Allen once wrote, "This is not a badwayto travel, although there is usually a half-hour wait for luggage." 👳🐳🎁👽🌋💎🥒🍇🥞🎈📘🏓💛💚🚕🍧💄🎍👔🏀🚙👑📒🥗🚗🎽🍖👃⛳🕺 | 2019-04-23 19:02:10 |
| 76561198179608271 | 👽 👾 📀 🏀 💎 🐝 🎄 🌂 📕 🚘💛 [] ⛳ 👹 🎍 🐟 🥞 👑 🍇 📗 🏓 🐊 🐠Hobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends Calvin : That's when I watch TV."That's the problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists tryingto describe things of unimaginable wonder." -CalvinYou know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- Calvin💛 💙 🍖 🔋 🕺 😺 🎈 🐝 🍆 🥗 | 2019-04-23 18:26:08 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐳🌋👳👽💚🌂🕺🌽🥒🍇 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📒🍖🐛👾🏓👳💃🚙🐟🥞 » balancing my face, ❋ » Sweden challenged my papers ☣ » throughout my luggage ♠ 💎👃📗💄🥗🎁🎽🌸👔🐊 » beside the sugar, ☢ » Emperor and Paris work. ✰ » Sweden starts leaving. ✬ 😺🚗🎫💛🌂🌳👹🎄⚡🌏 » face plunder to him ☎ » he approved and challenged more ✔ » I went oxygen ✫ 🎈🐝🚙🍧📗🍆📀🏀🐠🐊 | 2019-04-23 17:10:06 |
| 76561198179603631 | Zoidberg: 🌽 This 🍧 letter 💗 has 📗 to 🌏 be 🌂 very 🐛 personal, 📒 so 🥞 I'm 🥒 📘 📕 writing 💙 it 📀 in 🎍 my 👹 own 🌳 ink. | 2019-04-23 17:05:07 |
| 76561198179797383 | --------------------------------------------------------------There's a way out of any cage. -- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.I thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were right,they see it is easier than trading. And it has its pleasures. I feelit myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards. -- Apella, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8--------------------------------------------------------------🎫🌋🥒👑🎄🏀🎽🎁🎈🎍⚡🍧🔋🍇👃🍖📒💚👾👹👑💄🚘🐊💗🎍🐝🐟🍆👃📗🌋🌽🌳🕺📕🌂🐛📒🌏😺🐳🥗🍖💙 | 2019-04-23 15:39:06 |
| 76561198179702987 | "Are you all right?" -Leela "Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bender 🤥 Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. -- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown 🤧 Science is what happens when preconception meets verification. 😩 "We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."-- James Watt 😬 QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job." 🙂Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy andit's still the same song. -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1😭If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large depositin my name at a Swiss bank. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"😙 <Knghtbrd> If we're both right (I'm guessing we are) I'm Not Very Happy.* Minupla hands you the understatement of the year award. 😶 | 2019-04-23 13:56:03 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🥞 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 🌂 ✲ 👾 ✲ 🌋 ✲ ⚡ ✲ 👽 ✲ 🍇 ✲ 🌳 ✲ 🐳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚕 ✲ 🍖 ✲ 😺 ✲ 🌏 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 🥒 ✲ 👔 ✲ 🌸 ✲ 🥗 ✲ 📀 In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks)are to be treated as variables. 🐠 ✲ 🎁 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 🕺 ✲ 🐛 ✲ 🚗 ✲ 💎 ✲ 🌽 ✲ 👑 ✲ 📕 | 2019-04-23 13:49:06 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐟 ✩ 👹 Mr. Rockford? Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses. We got your🚙 ✩ 🐝 renewal before the extended deadline but not your check. I'm sorry but📒 ✩ 📗 at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.🎫 ✩ 🐠 -- "The Rockford Files" 🌋📘💛 | 2019-04-23 12:42:05 |
| 76561198179551309 | What do you do when you're home alone and the power goes out? >> 📒🎽💗🥒💙 << | 2019-04-23 11:07:54 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚙 ❦ 🌏 ❦ 🚗 ❦ 👃 ❦ 🍆 ❦ 🌽 ❦ 🥗 ❦ 🏀 ❦ 👾 ❦ 🌳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ❦ 💛 ❦ 🏓 ❦ 📒 ❦ 🐊 ❦ 💎 ❦ 🌸 ❦ 🎫 ❦ 🎁 ❦ 🔋 You can't take damsel here now. 💎 ❦ 📕 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 📗 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 📀 ❦ 🎍 ❦ 🎈 ❦ 🐛 ❦ 😺 | 2019-04-23 10:53:59 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👑 ♀ 🎈 Watch all-night Donna Reed reruns until your mind resembles oatmeal. 📗🍆📒 | 2019-04-23 09:15:55 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👔🎈👃🥗🌏💚📒🌋🐟👹 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👃🥗⚡👽💃🐳🔋🏓🚕🚘 » blowing with totem ✧ » You uncovered the princes ☼ » behind the clothing ✴ 🚗🐛🎽💛🌂💎🌳👑🏀👳 » hunt chairs on gravel ❂ » when fingers love to plunder ✿ » because blossoms walk ♡ 📗🍧🐝💗🎍🍇🕺🚙💄📀 » darn the peeking went! ✪ » fie! Oh! blowing peeking shoe. ♣ » Mexico plays soon ღ 🌂🎫🌽🎄🎈🥞💙🥒🎁💗 | 2019-04-23 09:01:55 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌽🥗 🌏👹💛🍖🎄 CUT LOOSE. ✿☁☀✥☣ all of us assumes you'll adore this stuff- ❄ٿ look| ❦♂✪ glhf* ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ "(◔/‿\◔) ٩(^‿^)۶ 🎫💗 | 2019-04-23 07:22:54 |
| 76561198179804107 | "Trespassers, 📀 eh?" 🎈 -farmer 🐳 ⛳ "No, 🌽 sir. 🌂 We're 🐟 amusement 🐛 park 🥞 patrons." 🎄 -Fry 👹 💙 "Oooh, 📒 that's 🏀 a 🥒 wicked 🌏 sinful 💗 place. 👽 Tilt-a-whirl's 🚘 okay, 🎁 but 💎 the 🐊 rest 🌂 is 👳 mighty 🔋 wicked." 🌋 -farmer | 2019-04-23 06:12:53 |
| 76561198179804603 | ★ Now⛳ ♥ my🐠👑 ❂ EMOTIONAL🍆💚😺 ✖ RESOURCES🕺🌋🌽👾 ✥ are🥗🏓💎🎈👃 ● heavily📗🌂🍧🔋🐝🌏 ✱ committed💃🥞🎍🐊👔🏀📀 ღ to🎄📘👳🚗💛🍇🍖📗 ☺ 23%🎄👹🎁🐟💚🌸🎫📒💄 ❃ of the SMELTING and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!! | 2019-04-23 05:38:51 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🎫🔋🐠 What are you starving for? 🥞👳🐊 | 2019-04-23 04:12:50 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🌽 💚 💗 🌏 🕺 👑 🐊 🚗 🌋 🎍👾 [] 🎁 💃 🥗 👃 💙 💎 🌂 📒 🌳 📗 👔A voice crackles in Calvin's radio: "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" "Roger. What should I do until then?"This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ... -- HobbesSometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out forwhat's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are. -- Calvin🐠 ⚡ 🔋 🎫 🥞 💄 🎈 🐛 📀 🐳 | 2019-04-23 02:58:43 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🥒🌏💛🚗😺🎄🐠🎽🎍📀🌏🏓🐳🔋👃📕💄👽📒💙🏀⛳🍆👳🎁🍇📗💗🌋🍧 How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?"Wellthe diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem." 🥗🥞💎👽🐝🐠🎁🐛🌸📘⛳👔💛👹🐝🕺🥒🍖💄👑🚘🎍🎽🌽🔋🌋🐟🎄🏓📀 | 2019-04-22 18:32:02 |
| 76561198179847314 | [live 🐊 hurricane 🚕 report] 🕺 Tom 🐠 Tucker: 😺 And 🐛 now 🏀 to 🐳 Ollie 🔋 Williams, 💛 with 📕 our 🕺 live 🎍 hurricane ⚡ report. 🌸 Ollie? 🎫 Ollie 📘 Williams: 👹 It's 🌳 rainin' 🥞 sideways! 🌂 Tom 💚 Tucker: 🌏 Don't 💛 you 🍆 have 👑 an 🐛 umbrella, 🚗 Ollie? 🎄 Ollie 🍖 Williams: 👾 Had 🎁 one! 😺 Tom 🐟 Tucker: 💗 Where 🐊 is 🌽 it? 🍧 Ollie ⛳ Williams: 💄 Inside-out, 🥞 five 🍇 miles 🥒 away! 🌸 Tom 👔 Tucker: 🐝 Can 💄 we 🥗 get 📀 you 💙 anything, 👽 Ollie? 🌂 Ollie 💎 Williams: 🌋 Bring 📗 me 👳 some 🚕 soup! 🚙 Tom 🚘 Tucker: 👹 What 🐊 kind? 💗 Ollie ⚡ Williams: 🎽 Chunky! | 2019-04-22 14:46:50 |
| 76561198211598984 | Do you like pets? | | 🚕🏓👾🔋💗🍆🥞🌳Do you have any? | | 🕺🌂🐝🐊👔💛👹⛳ | 2019-04-22 12:47:44 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👑💃🚙📘🎈 |What was your worst haircut| 💙💛👽🍧🏀💚🚕🕺📒🥒🌸🍆🐊 |/ hairstyle of all time?| 🌋🥞💎🔋📕😺🐠🐳 | 2019-04-22 12:04:43 |
| Aᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ7 | ∧ ∧ 💕 (\__/)💗 .∧ ∧. {\__/} {\__/} {\__/} (*゚∀゚) (='.'=)💞 =(◠︎▿◠︎)= ( ^- ° ) ( ^--^ ) ( • - •) 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇪🇦🇸🇹🇪🇷 | ̄ ̄∪ ∪ ̄|☆(")_(")☆💖| ̄∪ ∪ ̄| / ] / ----👍 / ⊃ | 2019-04-22 11:28:07 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🍇💗🌽|⛳🎽🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗🌋📗|Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?A: God gave New Jersey first choice. wat | 2019-04-22 11:19:43 |
| Emily | 🐣 🐰 Happy Easter! 🥚🐇 | 2019-04-22 11:02:20 |
| 76561198179500879 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐝 * 🚙 * 🎈 * 🍆 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 🎫 * 💚 * 🌸 * 👔 * 🐛 * 🥞 * 🌽 * 🥒 * 🌂 * 📘ㅤ* Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.ㅤ* Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature nurse? Nurse: No doctor. Is it missing?ㅤ* Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.🎁 * 💙 * 🔋 * 💗 * 🎍 * 📀 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 📕 * 🥗 * 👃 * 🚘 * 📗 * 🍇 * ⚡ * 🚗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-04-22 10:25:43 |
| 76561198179573195 | ★ Well,🔋 ☎ here📒💃 ☢ I👔🎽💚 ✱ am🚕🌂🎍🐠 ☂ in🍆⚡🌋👾👳 ♦ AMERICA..🎄🍖🐝🥒🐟📀 ♀ I🏀🐛🍧🚙🎁📕🕺 ✭ LIKE🎽🚗🐊💛🏓👽🎫🌽 ☁ it.😺🌳🎈👔💄👃💎📗🥞 ♪ I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE ... EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!! | 2019-04-22 09:46:45 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💚👹🍆🥞📒 - ♥ ✏ ✈ ❋ ✿ ✿ ∞ ♧ ♀ ❄ ٿ ✣ ♪ ● ✬ ✖ ✯ ❖ ♂ ✳⛳🐳💄🎄🍧 - Do you sleep with your 👑🍖🎽👽📕 - ㅤㅤ sheets tucked in or out? 📒🎁🏀🐟📗 - ✳ ♂ ❖ ✯ ✖ ✬ ● ♪ ✣ ٿ ❄ ♀ ♧ ∞ ✿ ✿ ❋ ✈ ✏ ♥ | 2019-04-22 09:43:44 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🚘 Dear ... 🚕 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 🥗 ٿ 💃 ٿ 🚗 ٿ 🔋 ٿ 📘 ٿ 😺 ٿ 💗 ٿ 🌳 ٿ 🍧 ٿ 🥞 ٿ 💎 ٿ 🎄 ٿ 🌸 ٿ 🎁 ٿ 🐠 Yours truly, Jeniffer Ludera (the cat)🐛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167079861 🌽 | 2019-04-22 06:10:33 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🕺 -- 🎈 -- 📀 -- 🐛 -- 📒 -- 🐟 -- 📕 -- 🥗 -- 👳 -- 💗 -- 🍧 -- 🎄 -- 😺 -- 🌂 -- 🎍 How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink FloydIf you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor,If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.He heard there oft the flying soundOf feet as light as linden-leaves,Of music welling underground,In hidden hollows quavering.Now withered lay the hemlock-sheaves,And on 👾 -- 🍖 -- 🔋 -- 💎 -- 👑 -- 🐳 -- 🎁 -- 🐊 -- 🏓 -- 📘 -- 🚕 -- 🥒 -- 🌋 -- 🐠 -- 🚙 | 2019-04-22 04:45:34 |
| 76561198179668874 | Doctor: 🐝 Mr. 🏀 Griffin 💙 I'm 👽 saying 🌳 you're 🕺 fine. 💄 Peter: 👳 Now 🐳 what? 📒 Are 📕 you 🐛 coming 🎽 on 🚗 to 🐊 me? 👑 Lois: 👾 Peter, 🥗 he's 🍖 not 📀 coming 🚙 on 😺 to 🏓 you. 📘 He's 💃 trying 🌏 to 👽 tell 🌽 you 🐠 you're 💚 healthy. 🍆 Doctor: 💛 ...Can't 🎈 it 🎁 be 🎍 both? | 2019-04-22 04:12:31 |
| 76561198211754472 | Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean heknows what it is. 🙂We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do. -- Walter Summers🤤If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life. -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant🤕 The strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay. 🤔 From too much love of living,From hope and fear set free,We thank with brief thanksgiving,Whatever gods may be,That no life lives forever,That dead men rise up never,That even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea. -- Swinburne 🤐[the Griffins watch "Happy Days"] Richie: Mom, uh, I really like Potsy. Mrs. Cunningham: Well, Potsy's a nice boy, dear. Why shouldn't you like him? Richie: No, I mean... I *really* like Potsy. Mr. Cunningham: We heard you the first time, son, you've got a homosexual attraction to Potsy.🙄 | 2019-04-21 22:54:18 |
| 76561198179768678 | | 💃🚘💚⚡💙👳🌂🚙💛🍧🍖🔋🌽🎄🌋🍆👹😺:zbrsnipe I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. *I* TURN UP ONLY ONCE.(Feet of Clay) | 🥒🎽🐠🌳🐟🐝🎈📗🎫👑🐳📀⛳💄🎄💎🏀🥞:Inc_Seraphi | 2019-04-21 21:28:22 |
| 76561198211562428 | 👔 ✯ 🎁 ✯ ⛳ ✯ 🚗 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 🐛 ✯ 🐳 ✯ 🐠 ✯ 🥞 ✯ 🌋ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌏 ✯ 🥗 ✯ 🐟 ✯ 👃 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🌸 ✯ 🚘 ✯ 🌳 ✯ 👹 ✯ ⚡ You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language ofsupercomputers. -- Steven Feiner 👳 ✯ 🎈 ✯ 🍆 ✯ 👽 ✯ 💄 ✯ 💛 ✯ 📘 ✯ 🥒 ✯ 💚 ✯ 📒 | 2019-04-21 17:00:43 |
| 667 | Have a good day my friend <3 good luck for you and be happy dear! | 2019-04-21 14:06:50 |
| 76561198179697385 | ✯ America!!👑 ✶ I💃🐛 ✬ saw🚘🍖👔 ß it⚡🥒🎄🌂 ☁ all!!🥞📘👽👳🕺 ✏ Vomiting!🌋💛📗💄🎽🎈 ❋ Waving!💎👃🚙👑🌏👹💚 ☢ JERRY🔋👾🚗📀🌸🎍🍆😺 ❄ FALWELLING🐝🏀🐳🌳🎁🔋🍧🐠📒 ♂ into your void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind ... | 2019-04-21 12:59:32 |
| 76561198211850636 | Would you rather be a lonely genius, or a sociable idiot? >> 🍇🎁💃🥗🌸 << | 2019-04-21 12:53:33 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🏀👑💎🥒📀🎽💃⛳🐛🍧📒💗🔋🌸🐟⚡😺🐳🎈💚🕺🐠🐊🎁💛🌂🍆📗🎍👑 Digital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build:They hyave very large numbers of states. This makesconceiving, describing,and testing them hard. Software systems have orders-of-magnitude more statesthan computers do.- Fred Brooks, Jr. 🚗💙🌳📘💄👃🌽🌋🎄👔🚘🚙🏓🥞💚🎫👹🐝📒📕🌏🐛💎⚡🌋⛳👽👳💙🚗 | 2019-04-21 12:49:31 |
| 76561198179854946 | Who would play you in | | 💄🎫📒🎄🕺🐠🔋👳a movie of your life? | | 👽⚡🌂🚘👾🏓🌳🎁 | 2019-04-21 12:28:31 |
| 76561198211655604 | 📒📕 🍇👃📗🌋 excellent game, ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ []_ ([]) []_ ٩(^‿^)۶ (‾⌣‾) ô¿ô I ASSUME YOU WILL DIG YOUR NEW GAME! 🎫🐝👽💗 HF| ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶📘👳🚙🌸 🚘🎄 | 2019-04-21 11:56:31 |
| 76561198179589975 | What are you starving for? >> 🍧🌳🎈📒🥗 << | 2019-04-21 11:02:29 |
| 76561198211842796 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐠 * 💙 * 🐝 * 📗 * 💗 * 💎 * 🌽 * 🥒 * 👑 * 🐳 * 🏀 * 🐛 * 🌳 * 🌏 * 🏓 * 🥞ㅤ* I bet you I could stop gambling.ㅤ* I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".ㅤ* Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.📒 * 🍇 * 🌸 * 🥗 * 🎫 * 👹 * 👽 * 😺 * 🌋 * 🕺 * ⚡ * 🐊 * 🌂 * 🎄 * 🐟 * 📀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-04-21 10:17:29 |
| 76561198179709777 | --------------------------------------------------------------"There's only one kind of woman ..." "Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't." -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1There's coffee in that nebula! -- Capt. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager, "The Cloud"--------------------------------------------------------------🐠👑👔💚🐊💄💎🌽💃📒🎽🌳👳🌸🍆🥗🐛🎈🎫🐝🚗🎍😺🍇🌋🐟👑⛳🚕🍧🍖🚙📕⚡👔🔋📗💎👃🏓🐝👽🍆💗🎄 | 2019-04-21 09:09:24 |
| 76561198179556699 | Meg: 📒 Dad, 👹 if 👽 I 💙 don't 🚕 get 🌳 my 🎽 driver's 🌋 license, 💎 I'll 🐛 never 👃 have 💗 any 👾 boyfriends, 💛 I'll 🔋 never 📕 get 🥗 married 📀 and 💄 I'll 🐟 have 🕺 to 📗 adopt 🎁 a 🐠 kid 🐝 like 💎 Rosie 🎈 O'Donnell. 🐊 Peter: 🏓 Meg... 👳 are 🥒 you 🐳 implying 🚙 that 💃 Rosie 🎫 O'Donnell 👑 can't 🌸 drive? | 2019-04-21 06:55:23 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👳 🌸 🐳 👃 🐠 🍇 🐊 🚘 👽 🥞 💗 🌋 📗 🎁 🍆 🚕 🕺Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.Problem: Glass empty.Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer. Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet.Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face.Action Required: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror. Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique. -- Bar TroubleshootingBeer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore. 🍖 🔋 ⛳ 📕 💛 🌏 🍇 🎄 🏀 🌽 🚗 🐝 🎫 🔋 🐠 🚘 | 2019-04-21 06:13:22 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🥒 ♂ 💙 I stick my neck out for nobody.🚗 ♂ 👑 -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca" 👹👾🎁 | 2019-04-21 05:30:13 |
| 76561198179780423 | | 💙⛳📀💃🐳👃🐊🚗👔📗🌽🏓🔋🐠🍇💛👾🌳:lucill I HOPE WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY OF THIS 'FOUL FIEND' BUSINESS AGAIN. -- Death gets summoned by the college council (Terry Pratchett, Eric) | 🍖📀🐝💄👽🕺👑🎽🥒📕🎁💙🌂🎍🐳🌸🚕🔋:veg | 2019-04-21 03:18:18 |
| 76561198211794508 | ✪ We🍖 ✰ place💛🔋 ♂ two🍇🥗🏓 ♪ copies🚕🌏🌂⚡ ♠ of🎫🚙🍆🌸👳 ☣ PEOPLE📗🍖🐳🥞🌳🎈 ☢ magazine👾🎄👑👃🚘🚗🐊 ღ in🐟🥒😺💄🎽💃📀🐛 ☁ a📕⛳🌽💎👽🍇🐝🌂🥞 ✿ DARK, HUMID mobile home. 45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head! | 2019-04-21 03:17:15 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🐛 ☢ 🌽 ☢ 🐠 ☢ 🌏 ☢ 🍧 ☢ 💃 ☢ 🥞 ☢ 🔋 ☢ ⚡ ☢ 💎ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ☢ ⛳ ☢ 🏓 ☢ 💙 ☢ 🌽 ☢ 🐛 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 📀 ☢ 🌂 ☢ 🎄 You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately. 🎁 ☢ 📗 ☢ 🍆 ☢ 💃 ☢ 👽 ☢ 🌂 ☢ 👔 ☢ 👑 ☢ 🍇 ☢ 🥞 | 2019-04-21 01:20:03 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🥗 Dear ... 🚘 → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 💃 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 💎 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 👹 ☁ ⛳ ☁ 🌂 ☁ 📒 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 🕺 Yours truly, Lisha Classon (the cat)🐛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167098500 👃 | 2019-04-21 01:18:03 |
| 76561198179677447 | ⚡🌏🐛|🌸💄🎍| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💛💙📀|Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means. wat | 2019-04-20 22:36:00 |
| 76561198179419823 | ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌋The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasinessexperienced at being alone together. -- Jean de la Bruyere ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won'tencounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎁 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌏 | 2019-04-20 21:53:36 |
| 76561198179633358 | ⚡ ⛳ 🐠 👾 📒 🎄 🚘 🏀 👹 🥒🚕 [] 🍆 🕺 🐛 💛 📕 💃 👔 🥗 🚕 👳 💗"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things lessefficiently." -Calvin's dadSusie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work. Calvin: So? Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned. Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that."I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that theprice is always so low." -Calvin💙 📗 🔋 🎈 👑 🎽 ⚡ 🌏 💚 🚗 | 2019-04-20 21:17:11 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💚 ❉ 🎫 ❉ 🎁 ❉ 🎈 ❉ 🔋 ❉ 💗 ❉ 🍧 ❉ 📒 ❉ 💛 ❉ 👔 ❉ 💄 ❉ 🚙 What are your 3 favorite movies? 🌋 ❉ 🎽 ❉ 🐝 ❉ 👽 ❉ 🚕 ❉ 🚘 ❉ 🚗 ❉ 👽 ❉ 🌸 ❉ 🐛 ❉ 🌽 ❉ 📘 | 2019-04-20 18:37:40 |
| 76561198211670820 | 📒🐊💄🕺📘 |If you could have dinner with anyone| 🍖🎄🌽🎽🎍🐠💛🌏🏀🥒📀🍧💗 |from history, who would it be?| 📗🐝👹🎫⚡🔋🌳🚗 | 2019-04-20 15:49:41 |
| 76561198179596342 | 📗 ♠ 🚗 ♠ 🚕 ♠ 🍇 ♠ 🎍 ♠ 🕺 ♠ 🌂 ♠ 📀 ♠ 🍆 ♠ 🐠ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💛 ♠ 🔋 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 🐊 ♠ 👔 ♠ 🏓 ♠ 🥗 ♠ 👑 ♠ 🌂 ♠ 🐳 Happiness is a hard disk. 🌳 ♠ 📒 ♠ 💄 ♠ 🎫 ♠ 🐠 ♠ 📘 ♠ ⛳ ♠ 🌽 ♠ 👃 ♠ 🎍 | 2019-04-20 14:53:39 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐠 Dear ... 🥒 → All intelligent species own cats. → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 📘 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 📘 ✿ 👃 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🏓 Yours truly, Cyril Chopp (the cat)💚 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096343 📒 | 2019-04-20 12:31:38 |
| 76561198179518505 | --------------------------------------------------------------Blast medicine anyway! We've learned to tie into every organ in thehuman body but one. The brain! The brain is what life is all about. -- McCoy, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposedto be. Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being goodto each other. That's what we call love. You'll like that a lot. -- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6--------------------------------------------------------------👔🐛🎈🐝🌏💄🚕🌳🥞🥒🌸🐳👑💎💗🔋📒🎄🍆👹💚🌽📘🎈👃🍇🥗🏓😺🎄💙🚗🍖🚘🐊🌽🚙🎫⚡📕🌋⛳🕺🐝🥞 | 2019-04-20 11:50:40 |
| 76561198179757550 | | 💎🐠⚡🐊📀🎈📗🎫🚗📘🥞👽🌽🌋🚙🍆👹👔:little_gir The Patrician relaxed, in a way which only then drew gentle attention tothe foregoing moment of tension.(Men at Arms) | 👑🥗🏓🥒🎁🎫🐝🚘💄🎄🍆🍖🐛📀👃🍧🌂🥗:celesti | 2019-04-20 11:29:36 |
| 76561198211804512 | --------------------------------------------------------------Virtue is a relative term. -- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1Schshschshchsch. -- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2--------------------------------------------------------------🐛🐟🏀👑🎽🐊🎁🚗🎍🍆🎈🌽👔📕🔋🐝📘🎄👳🏓🎫🥞🐠🥗🎽🌋🔋🚕🍆💛🍖⛳🌏🎁💚💗🎄💗🍧🥞🌳📒🕺👹🐛 | 2019-04-20 11:23:37 |
| 76561198179809165 | 💗 ♣ 💚 Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. 🐟🐝🌽 | 2019-04-20 11:18:36 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🚙🍇💃 Performance review for 🐝🐳🔋 Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, engages in the conversation, but contributions show a lack of understanding at first. Needs to make more effort to listen, learn and adjust. Always follows instructions precisely and completely. However, when meeting a situation outside the rules, they knows exactly how to act in an appropriate manner. is careful to understand the instructions before starting. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. 👑 + 💄 = 🌸 | 2019-04-20 10:01:41 |
| 76561198211879112 | Quagmire: 👽 Hey, 🍆 maybe 💄 we 💛 could 🔋 set 🚗 Peter 🎁 up 📘 with 🕺 another 📀 lemon 🍖 snowcone. 🎍 Peter: 🐳 The ⛳ first 👹 one 🥞 didn't 🐠 taste 🥒 like 🎫 lemon 🌽 at ⚡ all. 📗 It 💃 tasted 👾 like... 👳 [pauses] 🐟 Peter: 🎈 Oh, 🐊 you 🐠 guys 🌳 are 📘 ASSES. | 2019-04-20 09:24:39 |
| 76561198179860286 | Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are moredeadly in the long run. -- Mark Twain😘 If someone can point me to a good and _FREE_ backup software that keepstrack of which files get stored on which tape, we can change to it. -- Mike Neuffer, admin of i-Connect Corp. 😭 "Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."-Calvin 😱The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARSaround 1953!!🤒 RELATIVES!! 😶 Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named AngelMartin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab. And now he wants to charge itto you. You gonna pay it? -- "The Rockford Files" 🤥Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.🙁 "The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group andis an emerging underachiever." 😩 | 2019-04-20 09:06:35 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💙 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 👽 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏀 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 👔 Truly simple systems... require infinite testing. -- Norman Augustine 🏓 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🍧 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💛 | 2019-04-20 08:50:37 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🌳🎫🐝🎈🔋 - ٿ ☁ ♦ ✶ ∞ ♣ ❦ ✈ ☻ ✫ ✖ ♪ ❄ ✿ ♀ ♪ ♀ ❉ ♂ ☂👃🌸💎🥞💚 - What's your most urgent priority 🌏🍖🥒👹🍧 - ㅤㅤ for the rest of the year? 🚕👃🍇🌋👽 - ☂ ♂ ❉ ♀ ♪ ♀ ✿ ❄ ♪ ✖ ✫ ☻ ✈ ❦ ♣ ∞ ✶ ♦ ☁ ٿ | 2019-04-20 08:04:37 |
| 76561198179819778 | 👃🚗🥗👔💛 |When was the last time| 🚙📕🍆🎁🎫🌂🐊😺👹👾🥒💗🥞 |you astonished yourself?| 👽💙🔋🚕🐟🏀🌳🚘 | 2019-04-20 07:25:35 |
| 76561198179730218 | ♫ Be🍖 ♪ careful👔🎍 ✱ when🥞🌋⚡ ☂ you🎫📗🚕💃 ✭ bite🐳🥗💗🐊📀 ♧ into💎🎁🌏🏀🔋😺 ✤ your hamburger. -- Derek Bok | 2019-04-20 05:24:39 |
| 76561198179710665 | Hermes: 😺 "I 🌏 miss 💃 my 🐛 wife ⛳ and 📕 my ⚡ oxygen." 💙 Professor 💎 Farnsworth: 🔋 "Yes, 🚕 we 🐠 all 👽 miss 🏀 our 🐝 loved 🐳 ones 👑 and 🌸 gases." | 2019-04-20 04:38:34 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🚗 ♠ 🚕 Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures. 🎫🥗👃 | 2019-04-20 03:18:36 |
| 76561198179809977 | Security check: INTRUDER ALERT! 🙂 A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes."Gosh!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job.Don't you ever get bitten by the snakes?" "Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler. "Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten bya snake?" "I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as Iam bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and thensuck the poison from the wound." "What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally *sit* ona rattler?" persisted the woman. "Ma'am," answered the snake handler, "that will be the day I learnwho my real friends are." 😭 Stay away from flying saucers today. 😴 | 2019-04-20 02:15:32 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🍧 Dear ... 😺 → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. 🌳 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 🥞 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 👹 ✴ 🚕 ✴ 🎄 ✴ 🐟 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 🚗 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 🌂 Yours truly, Mario Hirschmann (the cat)🎽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167099561 💚 | 2019-04-20 01:27:30 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🏀 -- 🥗 -- 🐟 -- 🚕 -- 📒 -- 💚 -- 💎 -- 🎈 -- 🎈 -- ⛳ -- 🚘 -- 👃 -- 🔋 -- ⚡ -- 🍆 This thing all things devours:Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;Gnaws iron, bites steel;Grinds hard stones to meal;Slays king, ruins town,And beats high mountain down.The man she had was kind and cleanAnd well enough for every day,But oh, dear friends, you should have seenThe one that got away. -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"Come, muse, let us sing of rats! -- From a poem by James Grainger, 1721-1767 🌸 -- 🍖 -- 🎍 -- 🕺 -- 👑 -- 📘 -- 🚗 -- 📀 -- 🌳 -- 👔 -- 💛 -- 💃 -- 🐛 -- 🐳 -- 💄 | 2019-04-19 23:57:38 |
| 76561198179702987 | Do you think they'll make | | 🌽💗👽🍇📕🎁💎🎄another Batman movie? | | 📗🥞🚗🐳💃🎽👳🌳 | 2019-04-19 23:31:34 |
| 76561198179695038 | And... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane? She's lost her sparkle, you see she isn't the same. Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?" -- The Grateful Dead🤣 "How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I onlycoded it."(Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting) 🤐 After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study of Europeancomparative law. In Germany, under the law, everything is prohibited,except that which is permitted. In France, under the law, everythingis permitted, except that which is prohibited. In the Soviet Union,under the law, everything is prohibited, including that which ispermitted. And in Italy, under the law, everything is permitted,especially that which is prohibited. -- Newton Minow, Speech to the Association of American Law Schools, 1985 🤧 | 2019-04-19 22:23:41 |
| 76561198179618386 | Stewie: 📒 OK, 👽 Rupert, 🍆 what 📕 do 💃 you 📗 think 📀 of 🕺 our 📘 Mad 💛 Lib? 🐊 [clears 🌸 throat] 🎁 Stewie: 💗 [reading] 🍇 Cinderella 🎄 had 🥒 two 🎫 step-'watermelons', 👃 who 🏓 were 🎍 very 🚘 'smelly' 👹 to 😺 her. 🥞 So 🍧 her 🎈 fair 🚙 god'toilet' 👾 turned 💄 her 👑 pumpkin 💚 into 🍇 a 🌽 big 🌳 'fanny', 🍖 and 🎽 sent 🌽 her 🚙 off 🐠 to 📀 the 💄 'poop'. 🌳 [short 🕺 laugh] ⛳ Stewie: 💎 Oh, 🐝 how 🏓 ruthlessly 🎁 absurd. | 2019-04-19 18:51:29 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🐝🎄🕺🐠🌳 - ✧ ♠ ☣ ✿ ∞ ☼ ❄ ✲ ☢ ✖ ☁ ♂ ٿ ❂ ❉ ✥ ★ ✬ ✿ ❁🐟👳🌂🍖😺 - On a scale of 1-10, how 🚙🍇🚕🔋🍆 - ㅤㅤ strict are/were your parents? 🏓📕🍧👃🐊 - ❁ ✿ ✬ ★ ✥ ❉ ❂ ٿ ♂ ☁ ✖ ☢ ✲ ❄ ☼ ∞ ✿ ☣ ♠ ✧ | 2019-04-19 18:36:30 |
| 76561198179762074 | ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💃True happiness will be found only in true love. ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐊He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won'tencounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎍 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🕺 | 2019-04-19 18:09:29 |
| 76561198179573195 | --------------------------------------------------------------Military secrets are the most fleeting of all. -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.4Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder. -- Kirk, "This side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3--------------------------------------------------------------🎈📒⛳🍧🐛👳📘🚗🐝🌂🚙🐟📕📗👃🍇🏓🎫⚡🌳🌸🥒😺🎽💃⛳👾🥞🎁👽🎈🎽👑👹💙🎄💚🚕🍇💗🌏🐊🌽💄🐳 | 2019-04-19 18:06:30 |
| 76561198179589975 | If you could be a cartoon character | | 👳🐠🍆🐊🌋🐛🐳📀for a week, who would you be? | | 💄📗💎🥞📕👑🌳🍇 | 2019-04-19 17:04:35 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐛 ♧ 💛 ♧ 👔 ♧ 👹 ♧ 🚕 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 🍇 ♧ 📕 ♧ 🌳 ♧ ⚡ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎫 ♧ 🌂 ♧ 📗 ♧ 🎽 ♧ 🐝 ♧ 🌸 ♧ 💎 ♧ 🌋 ♧ 🥗 ♧ 🌽 The most important early product on the way to developing a good productis an imperfect version. 💚 ♧ 🍇 ♧ 🐠 ♧ 📒 ♧ 👾 ♧ 💗 ♧ 🥞 ♧ ⛳ ♧ 👽 ♧ 👹 | 2019-04-19 16:10:52 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎽 ☀ 🌋 ☀ 🌽 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 👑 ☀ 🎄 ☀ 🌏 ☀ 🎈 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 👾ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥞 ☀ 💃 ☀ 📘 ☀ 🚗 ☀ 🐊 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 🎁 ☀ 🚘 ☀ 💚 ☀ 👹 Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish. 💗 ☀ 🥒 ☀ 👔 ☀ 📒 ☀ 🍆 ☀ 💃 ☀ ⚡ ☀ 🔋 ☀ 🚙 ☀ 🌽 | 2019-04-19 13:01:59 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🐛 ✰ 📘 ✰ 💄 ✰ 🎁 ✰ 🐝 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 🎫 ✰ 🚗 ✰ 📗 ✰ 🐠 ✰ 🐝 ✰ 🍇 What's the right age to get married? 🎁 ✰ 🕺 ✰ 🌳 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 💎 ✰ 🚕 ✰ 👽 ✰ 🏀 ✰ 🎍 ✰ 🎽 ✰ ⚡ ✰ 🏓 | 2019-04-19 11:57:58 |
| 76561198179639682 | ✰ All🍖 ☣ of🥗🐟 ✫ a🐝👾📗 ❃ sudden,🥞🌋👔👃 ✱ I🔋🏀💙💄📒 ✪ want💚🎽🌽🐛📕💗 ✳ to👾👳⛳😺🐊🚗🍧 ☻ THROW👹🎽📀🚙👽🌂🍆🚕 ღ OVER🌏📀🎈🎍🎄🌽🌋🕺🐳 ❦ my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ... Although I don't know WHY!! | 2019-04-19 11:14:50 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👳 ✧ 👔 ✧ 🐛 ✧ 🍖 ✧ 💚 ✧ 🏓 ✧ 💎 ✧ 😺 ✧ 🌽 ✧ 🎽 ✧ 💄 ✧ 📗 ✧ 🎈 ✧ 🌳 Mulder: Yeah, but why stab her boyfriend through the ear? The magic was gone??! "The X-Files: Unruhe"(Mulder's opening monologue) Mulder: We wanted to listen... I wanted to believe, but the tools had been taken away. The X-Files had been shut down. They closed our eyes. Our voices have been silenced. Our ears now deaf to the realms of extreme possibilities. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"🍧 ✧ 📒 ✧ 💗 ✧ 🍇 ✧ 🥞 ✧ 🔋 ✧ 💛 ✧ 🎫 ✧ 🌂 ✧ 🚙 ✧ 🎄 ✧ ⚡ ✧ 👔 ✧ 💃 | 2019-04-19 10:40:48 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌽 -- 🐳 -- 🚗 -- 🌳 -- 🔋 -- 💃 -- 📘 -- 💛 -- 🚙 -- 🕺 -- 👑 -- 🌋 -- 🐟 -- 🥞 -- 💄 Say many of cameras focused t'us,Our middle-aged shots do us justice.No justice, please, curse ye!We really want mercy:You see, 'tis the justice, disgusts us. -- Thomas H. HildebrandtBreathe deep the gathering gloom.Watch lights fade from every room.Bed-sitter people look back and lament;another day's useless energies spent.Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.Lonely man cries for love and has none.New mother picks up and suckles her 🎍 -- 🎫 -- 🎁 -- 🥒 -- 🌂 -- 💗 -- 📗 -- 👔 -- 📀 -- 🍆 -- 🏓 -- 👃 -- 🎄 -- 🐠 -- 🚘 | 2019-04-19 10:22:48 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🐝 🍧 💗 🎄 💙 🌳 🚕 🎈 🥞 🐛🎫 [] 🏀 🎽 👑 📗 🏓 👔 🐊 🐠 📒 👃 👾I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- Calvin"Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people intowinners and losers." -Hobbes being sarcasticMy family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. ConsequentlyI'm not self actualized. -- Calvin🚙 💄 ⚡ 🎍 🍖 🐟 👳 💗 📗 🚘 | 2019-04-19 10:10:52 |
| 76561198179551309 | Stewie: 💎 I 🌳 was 🐝 under 🏀 the 🎫 impression 🚗 the 📗 name 👃 of 🎁 the 💚 show 📘 was 🍖 "Kids 🌽 Say ⛳ the 👾 Darndest 🌂 Things", 🐛 not 😺 "Old 💙 Black 💄 Comedians 🐠 Never 🌏 Shut 🥒 the ⚡ Hell 👔 Up". | 2019-04-19 08:02:39 |
| 76561198211882476 | | 🍆💗💛🥒🏀📗💎👑👽🎈📒👾🔋🥞📘🚗🎫🌳:hwhapp Let's see, now... in HOGFATHER there are a number of stabbings, someone'skilled by a man made of knives, someone's killed by the dark, and someonejust been killed by a wardrobe.It's a book about the magic of childhood. You can tell.(alt.fan.pratchett) | 🎁🏓🎍📕🚕🍇🚘💄👃🐛🌋⚡🔋🍧🌸📀🥒🐟:nur | 2019-04-19 06:49:37 |
| 76561198211741980 | --------------------------------------------------------------Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely onyour human intuition. -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknownActual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0--------------------------------------------------------------📀🎍💗🎽📒👾🚗👽🍧🚕💃🐛🥗💄🍆👑💛🕺🌋🎍👳🎈🎄📘📗🥞🐠🎫💙🚙🏀👃🐊👔😺🌋🌳🌽🍖💎🥒🐟📕⚡🌽 | 2019-04-19 06:03:36 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🍧🌂🚕🥒😺📕🍇🌳🌸👽👳👔🐳🎁👹Inara: "I just want to know who I'm dealing with. I've seen too many versions of you to be sure."Mal: "I start fighting a war I guarantee you'll see something new."🎄💙🐝⛳🏀⚡🚙💄🚘🐊👳🎈💎🌳🚘 | 2019-04-19 05:33:32 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🐟🎍🎈🥞🌏😺🏀🌳🏓🚕 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽💙🚘🥞🎄🍖📕🚙📀🕺 » capturing my soul, ♀ » Cuba pondered my princes ♫ » beside my luggage ✿ 🚗📗📘🐝👔📒🌸🌳🎍🍇 » fie the pulling made! ♪ » darn! ouch! leaving sweeping shoe. ☎ » Canada talks soon ✬ 💃😺⛳🎁🎫🐠👑🌂🚙💎 » blowing your river ✭ » I uncovered your papers ♦ » throughout your sugar ❄ 🍆⚡🍖🔋🌽💄🍧🎄📕👽 | 2019-04-19 01:38:26 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🥞 Dear ... 💚 → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne 🌏 ❄ 🏀 ❄ ⚡ ❄ 🎽 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 🐠 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 💎 ❄ 👽 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🚗 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 🔋 ❄ 🐝 Yours truly, Samantha Nichol (the cat)🎫 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167009037 🎍 | 2019-04-19 01:31:25 |
| 76561198179733738 | A fair exterior is a silent recommendation. -- Publilius Syrus 😶 The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embeddedin it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, butoccasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that! -- James 'Kibo' Parry 🤐<Dr^Nick> SGI_Multitexture is bad voodoo now<Dr^Nick> ARB is good voodoo<witten> no, voodoo rush is bad voodoo :)🤔"From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation." -DeanVernon🤓 "And what do you two think you are doing?!" roared the husband, as he cameupon his wife in bed with another man. The wife turned and smiled at hercompanion."See?" she said. "I told you he was stupid!" 😫 "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the otherhand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out." 😭 | 2019-04-18 23:50:22 |
| _133 | 🥞💙 🐛📒🕺🍖 super game- ✭☆♪♫❄ EVERYBODY EXPECTS YOU WILL ADORE THIS STUFF| (‾⌣‾) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ WONDERFUL| 🌳🚕📘🏀🐊😺🍆🎈 wow* 🥗👃💎💗 📕🚙 | 2019-04-18 22:28:17 |
| 76561198211562428 | 📀 ß 👽 ß 🌸 ß 🌏 ß 👃 ß 🥒 ß 🚘 ß 👹 ß 🌳 ß 💙 ß 🎈 ß 🐝 Do you believe that everyone deserves forgiveness? 🍆 ß 💛 ß 🌋 ß 🎄 ß 📕 ß ⚡ ß 🐛 ß 📘 ß 🌂 ß 👾 ß 🥗 ß 📒 | 2019-04-18 21:42:18 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👾 Dear ... 🥒 → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. 👳 ✳ 🚗 ✳ 🚕 ✳ 🎄 ✳ 🏀 ✳ 🍧 ✳ 🌸 ✳ ⛳ ✳ 🎫 ✳ 👑 ✳ 🥗 ✳ 💛 ✳ 🚘 ✳ 📕 ✳ 🌂 Yours truly, Theodore Presha (the cat)👽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167062236 👃 | 2019-04-18 20:16:15 |
| 76561198211598984 | ♥ 👔 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🕺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌏Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 👽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎍"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 | 2019-04-18 16:18:14 |
| 76561198179634866 | --------------------------------------------------------------Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash. -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty--------------------------------------------------------------🥞🍆🥗🏀🐝🌸🥒💙📕💎📒🔋🌋🌳💛🐟🕺🎄📀💃🎁👾🏓👽💗👃🎫🚙👹💚👑📘👔🚕🐠⛳💄🐊🌏😺🎫💚⚡🍖⛳ | 2019-04-18 16:15:15 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📘 ↕ 🏀 ↕ 🚙 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 🐠 ↕ 📀 ↕ 📗 ↕ 🍆 ↕ 🌋 ↕ 👃ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🕺 ↕ 🐛 ↕ 👑 ↕ 💎 ↕ 🍖 ↕ 🎍 ↕ 🥒 ↕ 🌽 ↕ 🐟 ↕ 💗 I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck. -- Rob Pike, on X.Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will begone in two years. He was half right. -- Dennis RitchieDennis Ritchie is twice as bright as Steve Jobs, and only half wrong. -- Jim Gettys 🎄 ↕ 🐳 ↕ 📒 ↕ 🌸 ↕ 🥗 ↕ 🎫 ↕ 🥞 ↕ 🚗 ↕ 🚘 ↕ 🎈 | 2019-04-18 16:01:14 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🌋🎽🚕|💚⚡🐟| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💄🚙📕|Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?A: Not enough sand. huh | 2019-04-18 15:37:13 |
| 76561198179814253 | "All 🌋 humans 🎁 are 👽 vermin 💙 in 🐳 the 😺 eyes 🥗 of 🐠 Morbo!" 💗 --Morbo | 2019-04-18 09:33:18 |
| 76561198179419823 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📒 * 🌸 * 📘 * 🐊 * 🚕 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 🐛 * 🚗 * 🎽 * 💗 * 👽 * 💛 * 💎ㅤ* Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.ㅤ* When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.🐠 * 👳 * 🍧 * 🌳 * 🏓 * 🎁 * 🍇 * 🔋 * 👾 * ⛳ * 💃 * 👑 * 🌋 * 💎 * 🥒 * 👃ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-04-18 08:53:17 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🥗🍇 ●☺ glhf, 🚕🚗🌸⚡📗 wooooooooooooooo- ♂✴✩❦💄🌏🎁🔋 STEAM EXPECTS YOU WILL ENJOY YOUR GAME| ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ STUPENDOUS! 👔🐳 🎄💛 | 2019-04-18 08:48:17 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🎄🎈🎫 Performance review for 👑⚡🥒 A natural leader. People tend to listen and follow their example and guidance. is chosen as leader without making an issue of leadership. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems and has high-level skills requiring complex calculation and analysis. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. 🎽 + 🏀 = 👃 | 2019-04-18 07:52:17 |
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| 76561198179596342 | --------------------------------------------------------------Our way is peace. -- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4040.7."That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9--------------------------------------------------------------⚡💎💄🎍👑🏓🚙🕺🔋🍆⚡🌸📒📕🐳📗🍧⛳😺🍖💙🌽🚙💃👳🌏🌂🐊🐟👃💗🎍🎄🌋🍇🐝🐠🚕👾🌳💚🎽🚗👑👹 | 2019-04-18 04:48:15 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍆🎍💄 How do you engage with panhandlers on the street? 📀🎄🏓 | 2019-04-18 02:53:14 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📗 Dear ... 👃 → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne 👹 ✪ 🐳 ✪ 💚 ✪ 📘 ✪ 🐠 ✪ 🌽 ✪ 🚗 ✪ 🚕 ✪ 🌳 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 🌂 ✪ 💎 ✪ 📀 ✪ 🔋 ✪ 📒 Yours truly, Oralia Mullice (the cat)🎍 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167014545 🍇 | 2019-04-18 00:27:11 |
| 76561198179842674 | Who is the kindest | | 🐛🎈📒🌏🍆😺🥒🏓person you know? | | 🏀🎍🎫⚡🐠🚕🐳👽 | 2019-04-18 00:12:10 |
| 76561198179809165 | 📒 ♧ 🌂 The faster we go, the rounder we get.🌏 ♧ 👽 -- The Grateful Dead 🚗🎍🍧 | 2019-04-17 23:56:10 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🏓 ● 📘 ● 🥗 ● 🥞 ● 🍧 ● 📕 ● 😺 ● 🐛 ● 💗 ● ⛳ ● 🎫 ● 👳 ● 📀 ● 🚗 Mulder: No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.Scully: Fox..Mulder: I.. I even made my parents call me Mulder... Mulder.Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love. "The X-Files: Tooms"Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? "The X-Files: Squeeze"🐟 ● 💚 ● 🎁 ● 🔋 ● 👔 ● 🌸 ● 🚘 ● 🌳 ● 💃 ● 😺 ● 🥞 ● 🌋 ● 👾 ● 🎄 | 2019-04-17 23:27:10 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👔🎄👹🐝🎁🥒💙🚗🍖🍧 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🔋👳🐊🍆🐠👑🍇🚗🥞🚙 » Mexico approved ● » until the luggage departed ✈ » and the fingers went ✿ 🐳📀🌸👽🌋💎🚕🥗🕺👃 » breaking with target ☀ » You imagined the barbers ❋ » into the sugar ✲ 💚💄🎍👾📒🌂📗⚡💎💃 » ouch the basking went! ❁ » ouch! drat! blowing playing suit. ✖ » Emperor plays soon ¤ 🍧💛💗🎄🐳📀🎈⛳🌳📘 | 2019-04-17 22:57:10 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🎫 🌋 🐝 🎄 🍆 🚕 👽 🌸 👃 🐳📕 [] 💚 🏓 🍇 💛 🌳 🐛 👔 👳 🍖 💃 💛"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." --- Calvin"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned fatherinconsolable - demands recount!" -- CalvinDad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that myaccomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate forall the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin⛳ 🍆 🌳 ⚡ 💗 🐟 🕺 🚙 🌂 🌽 | 2019-04-17 22:39:09 |
| 76561198211819232 | ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥞"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore." ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👾 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👑He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won'tencounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🕺 | 2019-04-17 22:36:09 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐠💛🍇🎄🚘 - ¤ ❄ ☁ ✫ ✈ ♠ ❖ ♂ ♪ ✔ ♣ ♥ ❁ ↕ ☁ ☢ ☼ ☣ ♧ ❋⚡🥗💃⛳🍧 - Which of the places you've traveled 🚕🌋📒📕🐳 - ㅤㅤ to inspired you the most, and why? 🎍🌽🍇💃📗 - ❋ ♧ ☣ ☼ ☢ ☁ ↕ ❁ ♥ ♣ ✔ ♪ ♂ ❖ ♠ ✈ ✫ ☁ ❄ ¤ | 2019-04-17 19:45:22 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🚕🍖 🚙🌽👹🍧 WONDERFUL, 🎄👑💗🚘 the humans expect you'll dig this stuff| ♥ 📘🐊 | 2019-04-17 18:56:03 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🎫 -- 🥗 -- 💗 -- ⚡ -- 👃 -- 🚗 -- ⛳ -- 🍧 -- 🐟 -- 🎈 -- 🐝 -- 📗 -- 🐠 -- 💚 -- 💎 Come, muse, let us sing of rats! -- From a poem by James Grainger, 1721-1767The carbonyl is polarized,The delta end is plus.The nucleophile will thus attack,The carbon nucleus.Addition makes an alcohol,Of types there are but three.It makes a bond, to correspond,From C to shining C. -- Prof. Frank Westheimer, to "America the Beautiful"Easy come and easy go, some call me easy money,Sometimes life is full of laughs, and sometimes i 🚕 -- 🚙 -- 🐳 -- 📒 -- 🏓 -- 😺 -- 🍖 -- 🕺 -- 🎄 -- 👽 -- 💙 -- 👹 -- 📀 -- 📘 -- 💃 | 2019-04-17 18:11:18 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🏀🍇🚕🐛💄🐛👾🥞📘💗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📒🥗🐟🐝🐠🚙🎍👑💙🌋 » Oh the weaving went! ✖ » drat! zounds! leaving playing suit. ✩ » Germany talks soon ♪ 👹🌳💎💛👽🕺💃👃🎫⚡ » leaving your totem ❉ » I inflated your fingers ☺ » under your water ♫ 🎄📕💚🚘🌸🌽🌂🐊📀🍧 » wing loiter to me ✣ » I pondered and borrowed more ✦ » I asked oxygen ✿ 👹⛳👔👳🔋😺💄🐳🌏📗 | 2019-04-17 16:59:01 |
| 76561198179608271 | What's the title of your future memoir? >> 🎄🌋🚕🚘🕺 << | 2019-04-17 16:35:02 |
| 76561198179509657 | 📘 Dear ... ⚡ → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 🥒 ☆ 💗 ☆ 🐠 ☆ 🎍 ☆ 🍆 ☆ 🌽 ☆ 🚕 ☆ 👽 ☆ 🍇 ☆ 🏀 ☆ 🎁 ☆ 🕺 ☆ 🏓 ☆ 📗 ☆ 👃 Yours truly, Madalene Merhar (the cat)🍖 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167060690 🌳 | 2019-04-17 16:29:03 |
| 76561198179841167 | Stewie: 💛 [Peter 🍖 is 📗 upset, 👔 Stewie 📒 is 🌋 trying 🐟 to 🌳 cheer 🍇 him 💄 up] 🥞 Hey... ⛳ [pats 🌽 Peter's 🚙 knee] 📘 Stewie: 🎈 Hey, 🔋 big 👳 guy... 🏓 how 💙 you 📕 doin? ⚡ Holdin 🎍 up 🐟 all 🌸 right? 🐛 Want 🌏 a 😺 soda? 🥗 Oh, 🎽 screw 💃 it. 🚕 I 💎 tried! | 2019-04-17 16:26:02 |
| 76561198179573195 | Brian: 👽 [laughing] 👑 Ms. 📘 Romano: 🎈 Damn 👾 it ⛳ Julie, 🚕 I 💃 am 🌽 not 🎄 shacking 🕺 up 🍖 with 🌸 my 👳 boyfriend, 🚘 I 🌳 am 💛 just 🎍 going 🐳 away 🏀 for 🎈 the 🐝 weekend. 👔 Schneider: 🥒 Yeah! 💚 All, 🌂 the 🚕 a-way! 🍆 Brian: 💗 Whoo-hoo! 🐟 Oh, 🥗 damn 📒 Schneider 🐠 what 🕺 will 😺 you 🚙 say? | 2019-04-17 14:49:00 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🍖🐟👳 Performance review for 📗📒💃 has a powerful physique, suited for heavyweight jobs, or situations when it's an advantage to appear strong. Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead. enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. 👽 + 🐳 = 📀 | 2019-04-17 13:55:01 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🎫🎈⛳🐝⚡ |Do you consider yourself a| 👹👽🐳🔋📀👔🐠👾🐊🚗🚕🎽🍖 |mentor to anyone right now?| 🎁🐛🥞🎍📘🏓🥗🍧 | 2019-04-17 13:38:00 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💄💚🎁🍧🏓⛳😺🍆🎫🐝👽🍖🐊📒📕Mal: "You know, they walk just as easy if you lead them."Jayne: "I like smackin' them."🕺💄📀🥒👔👑🎍💙📕🐝🍆👹📗🐳🏓 | 2019-04-17 12:58:00 |
| 76561198211670820 | --------------------------------------------------------------Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. -- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3Violence in reality is quite different from theory. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4--------------------------------------------------------------🍧🥗⚡💗🐳💚🎁🏀🥒📘📕👳🚘🌸📒⛳👽🥞🍖💎🕺📗💃😺💄🍆🚙🌽🐛📀🍇🌸🐝🐟🌂🌳💛🍧💃📗🔋👑🚘🏀👃 | 2019-04-17 12:52:59 |
| 76561198179854946 | 💙 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 👽 ✥ 👑 ✥ 🎽 ✥ ⚡ ✥ 📕 ✥ 🔋 ✥ 🎈 ✥ 👑 ✥ 🥗 ✥ 🌏 Are you living your life purpose — or still searching? 🥞 ✥ 🍧 ✥ 📗 ✥ 🐠 ✥ 👹 ✥ 👔 ✥ 📀 ✥ 📗 ✥ 🎄 ✥ ⚡ ✥ 🕺 ✥ 💄 | 2019-04-17 12:25:59 |
| 76561198179757550 | [Brian ⚡ has 🏀 just 🌳 peed 🎫 on 🚘 a 👽 Supermarket 🏓 floor] 📒 Peter: 🍇 Jeez 🥞 Brian, 💚 where 🚗 do 😺 you 👾 think 🚙 you 🐠 are, ⛳ Payless? | 2019-04-17 11:12:55 |
| 76561198179635013 | ✭ I👑 ♥ just🎫🔋 ✔ ate🎈🚕💎 ✣ a🐊👹🎍📒 ❀ whole🚘🚗🍇📀🥗 ✧ package🍖🌋⛳👃👾⚡ ✴ of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk | 2019-04-17 10:20:47 |
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| 76561198179847314 | What's your | | 👔🥞🏓📗👃🥗🐠📘pet peeve(s)? | | 📒🍖🎽👽🌳🚗🚕🍆 | 2019-04-17 07:48:44 |
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| 76561198179819838 | Brannigan: 🐊 You'll 👹 be 👔 negotiating 🎁 with ⛳ the 🎫 aliens' 🌽 mysterious 🌸 leaders, 🕺 the 📒 🌳 Brain 🏀 Balls. ⚡ They've 🎄 got 💎 a 💄 lot 🐝 of 🍆 brains, 💃 and 🔋 they've 👹 got 😺 a 🥗 lot 🌏 of 🐛 chutzpah. | 2019-04-17 02:31:40 |
| 76561198211895108 | ♀ To🕺 ✖ lose🌽🌋 ♠ weight,🔋🚕⛳ ✯ eat🎈👾📘🌋 ✩ less;🎄📀🚗🍧👳 ❃ to💚🌳👑💎🍖🎍 ∞ gain weight, eat more; if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing. The Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction. For the first time, an eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and Mallomars, and understand why a lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's a pint of ice cream nearby. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-04-17 01:30:40 |
| 76561198179804603 | Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dyingof nothing. -- Redd Foxx 😴"The significant owl hoots in the night."(Guards! Guards!)🤧 As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try makingit round this time.- Mike Dennison 😷Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"🤓 I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the parkthere's nothing else to do. -- Lenny Bruce 🤗 Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast? 😙 RHAPSODY in Glue! 🤕 Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts offduring games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. -- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should Know" 😘What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying. -- Nikita Khruschev😩 | 2019-04-17 00:13:38 |
| 76561198179762074 | | 📒🥒💃🍧🎁🌳💗🍆🌏🍖⛳🥞📕🌽🎽🐊🎈🎄:d4_cr One day I'll be dead and THEN you'll all be sorry.(alt.fan.pratchett) | 🎫💛👳🐳👽💄🌋🎍👃📘💃💚⚡👔💙🐛🚕🏓:SoulMat | 2019-04-16 23:16:44 |
| 76561198179802829 | Fry: 🥗 Where's 🥞 Captain 📕 Bender? 🍆 Off 🚗 catastrophizing 👳 some 🍧 other ⛳ planet? | 2019-04-16 15:47:55 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🥒💄🚕|🐳🎍🏓| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌽🚘📘|Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"A: A ball point carrot. huh | 2019-04-16 15:38:55 |
| 76561198211853304 | ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📗Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones,as the wind blows out candles and fans fires. -- La Rochefoucauld ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍆Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough tobecome good at it. ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📗 | 2019-04-16 14:32:55 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ ⚡"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore." ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👳Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much as they needa steady supply. ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌸 | 2019-04-16 14:27:56 |
| 76561198179782901 | ⛳ -- 👾 -- 🌸 -- 📀 -- 🍆 -- 💃 -- 🌳 -- 🎁 -- 👽 -- 🏀 -- 🚕 -- 🕺 -- 💚 -- 🐟 -- 🐝 Proposed Country & Western Song TitlesI Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other SideIf You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who WillI Knew That You'd Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With Your Socks Outside-inI'm a Rabbit in the Headlights of Your LoveDon't Kick My Tires If You Ain't Gonna Take Me For a RideI Liked You Better Before I Knew You So WellI Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' BetterI've 🍖 -- 👃 -- 🌸 -- 🎫 -- 🌳 -- 🐟 -- 🌂 -- 🚙 -- ⚡ -- ⛳ -- 💙 -- 💗 -- 📒 -- 👔 -- 👑 | 2019-04-16 14:22:54 |
| 76561198211599340 | ✪ Thirteen💛 ✭ at💗🎽 ✰ a🐊🍇🎁 ☼ table🌂⛳🍧🌽 ✔ is🌳🌸🎍😺🚗 ♀ unlucky💎🐛🐝👹🍆🚙 ٿ only when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx | 2019-04-16 12:05:54 |
| 76561198179780423 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💗 * 🚕 * 🐊 * 🚘 * 💎 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 👽 * 💛 * 🏓 * 🌏 * 🌳 * 🌸 * 🍇 * 🐝 * ⛳ㅤ* I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.ㅤ* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.ㅤ* A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.🕺 * 👳 * 💄 * 🥒 * 💙 * 🐠 * 🐛 * 👑 * 🍆 * 🥞 * 👽 * 🏀 * 📗 * 📀 * 🎽 * 🚗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-04-16 08:52:39 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🥒 🌋 🐝 👾 🐳 👑 📗 🎈 ⛳ 💎💄 [] 🎁 👹 💎 💚 👳 💙 💃 🔋 👃 📕 🥞"Summer is butter on your chin and corn mush between every tooth." -CalvinYou know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. -- CalvinGiven that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- Calvin🎽 🥗 🌏 🎍 🎈 💛 🐟 🍖 🌽 🚙 | 2019-04-16 07:47:36 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🌸🚘😺 Who do you trust more than anyone else? 🐛🚕🎈 | 2019-04-16 06:59:36 |
| 76561198179556699 | 💃🥞🎍💎🐊 |If you could choose your own life obstacles,| 🌽🍧👹👽🎫🏓💛⚡👹🚙🌏🎈🕺 |would you keep the ones you have?| 😺🥗👳🌂💙🥒🌸🍆 | 2019-04-16 05:28:47 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👹🐛🌏😺🍆💛💃🚙🍧💄 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🔋📀😺💚🌸🎫🚕🍖🥗🎽 » make chairs in water ★ » when crayons love to loiter ✔ » because elbows walk ♠ 📘🌂⛳🎁⚡🏀💙👽🌽🥗 » book plunder to you ✳ » you approved and borrowed more ✲ » I made oxygen ✫ 📘👹🚙💙💗🥞🎈📗👑🎫 » darn the running played! ❂ » darn! fie! blowing blowing shoe. ✿ » Denmark grunts quickly ¤ 🌏📕🐊👃🌋🐝🎄🕺📒🚗 | 2019-04-16 04:30:44 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👔 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 🚙 ♫ 💗 ♫ 👹 ♫ 👽 ♫ 🎫 ♫ 🌽 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 💃ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ♫ 🐝 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 👃 ♫ 🥒 I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. 🍆 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 📀 ♫ 📕 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🍧 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 👳 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🌸 | 2019-04-16 03:05:35 |
| 76561198179575562 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 🍆 * 🌽 * 💃 * 🐛 * 🌂 * 💙 * 🎁 * 🥒 * 🚗 * 💛 * 📘 * 🥞 * 👽 * 🌋 * 🚘ㅤ* Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.ㅤ* If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?ㅤ* Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.📗 * 🌸 * 📀 * 👔 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 👾 * 💄 * 🎽 * 🍖 * 🐊 * 👑 * 🐟 * 🏀 * 👳 * 🥗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-04-16 01:43:53 |
| 76561198211882476 | --------------------------------------------------------------We have phasers, I vote we blast 'em! -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.2There are certain things men must do to remain men. -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4--------------------------------------------------------------🍇🥒🚗🚕👔💚🌽💃💛👾🚙🌂💙👑🌸🎍🥞📗🐟👹🌏📒🔋📕😺🚘🐛🏓👳🐊🌋🍧💎📀🍖👽🥞⛳🎈👔💙🎄📒🍖🚕 | 2019-04-16 01:00:09 |
| 76561198179768678 | ❂ CONGRATULATIONS!📕 ✦ Now📘🐊 ✯ should👳🚗🥞 ✏ I🥒👔🕺🌽 ✤ make🐛🌂🍧⛳🌸 ↕ thinly👃🍇💗🥗💛👑 ✱ veiled🌏📕📗🏓🎫🔋🐝 ☻ comments🎁🎽🐠🥒👾💚⚡🍖 ❀ about💎🚕📗💗🚘👹😺🎄📀 ♠ DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE?? | 2019-04-16 00:19:55 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🌳 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 👃 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🚘 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 🚙 ♫ 🐳 ♫ 📕 ♫ 📀 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🚗 Jose: I'm familiar with Detective Manners's 'colorful' phraseology.Mulder: You still going to hold the boy?"Detective Manners: You bet your blankity-blank bleep I am!Mulder: The victim seems to confirm his alibi.Detective Manners: The hell she did! Those kid's stories couldn't be more bleepin' different. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Mulder: Lots of files.Scully: Lots and lots of files! "The X-Files: Paper Clip"📒 ♫ 🎍 ♫ 🚙 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 👔 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 👑 ♫ 💙 ♫ 👽 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 💛 ♫ 📗 ♫ 🍆 | 2019-04-16 00:05:54 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🍖 Dear ... 🔋 → Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🚘 ♂ 📀 ♂ 📒 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 👃 ♂ 🍧 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🐳 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🌽 Yours truly, Ahmed Fahrenbruck (the cat)🌳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096728 🎽 | 2019-04-15 23:52:54 |
| 76561198179804107 | Leela: 👑 Ah, 💃 maybe 🌳 they're 📘 right, 🕺 maybe 🥒 Nibbler 😺 is 🎈 dumb. 🏓 Fry: 💛 Don't 👔 listen 🐛 to 📗 them, 🎽 Leela. 📒 People 🐠 said 🍇 I 📗 was 🌽 dumb 🌋 but 🐳 I 💄 proved 🐊 them! | 2019-04-15 23:09:54 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🍆🥞🌳 Performance review for 🐠🍖🌽 Interested in learning about other people and the world, but tends to let others ask the questions and find the answers. Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. can be polite, respectful and courteous on occasions and with certain people, but is not by nature polite, and has upset someone once or twice in the last six months – inside the business or outside – with a lack of respect. 🍇 + 🥒 = 👔 | 2019-04-15 19:32:56 |
| 76561198211691280 | ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌏 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💗 ♥ 👽I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👾 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎍Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintanceand without any visible reason. -- Lord Chesterfield ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-04-15 17:40:48 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🏓 ✭ 🥞 ✭ ⛳ ✭ 🐟 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 🚕 ✭ 🌂 ✭ 🎫 ✭ 🌋 ✭ 👑 ✭ 👾 ✭ 🔋 ✭ 🐊 ✭ 📘 Mulder: I don't trust them. I WANT to trust YOU (Scully). "The X-Files: Ice"Mulder: We were just exhuming,....your potato. "The X-Files: Humbug"🐝 ✭ 👹 ✭ 🎁 ✭ 🎫 ✭ 🎄 ✭ 💗 ✭ 😺 ✭ 📗 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 🍇 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 🎈 ✭ 🍧 ✭ 💛 | 2019-04-15 15:57:49 |
| 76561198179500879 | ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 📕Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself. -- Saint Exupery ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👃Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📀 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐝 | 2019-04-15 14:32:49 |
| 76561198211741980 | 📗🚗😺|🍇🌏🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👽📒🌂|Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience. ??? | 2019-04-15 11:50:24 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📘💗⛳ What's something you've tried, that you'll never, ever try again? 🚕🐟📀 | 2019-04-15 11:20:24 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐛💎🌂🚕🚘 - ✲ ✔ ♥ ✿ ♡ ✖ ☆ ✧ ❖ ✭ ♂ ☺ ✱ ♠ ✤ ♂ ✯ ❉ ✈ ♀👹⛳💛🎁🍧 - Do you have any personal rituals 🎍💗💃🎄👃 - ㅤㅤ for the end of the year? 🐟⛳📒🏀👾 - ♀ ✈ ❉ ✯ ♂ ✤ ♠ ✱ ☺ ♂ ✭ ❖ ✧ ☆ ✖ ♡ ✿ ♥ ✔ ✲ | 2019-04-15 09:08:17 |
| 76561198179361029 | La 🐳 Brea 💛 Tar 🌋 Pits 🔋 As 🌂 seen 🌽 on 📗 the 🍆 tar 📕 channel | 2019-04-15 06:52:10 |
| 76561198179589975 | ⚡ Dear ... 🐊 → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 🏀 ✫ 🐟 ✫ 👳 ✫ 🚙 ✫ 🌸 ✫ 💎 ✫ 🍇 ✫ ⛳ ✫ 👑 ✫ 🐠 ✫ 😺 ✫ 🐳 ✫ 💃 ✫ 📗 ✫ 🚘 Yours truly, Daniel Ecton (the cat)📒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167070544 🐛 | 2019-04-15 05:33:07 |
| 76561198179863334 | ✴ Is🚗 ☀ he🥞🎍 ✯ the🍧👃🍖 ❋ MAGIC💙💚🌽🌋 ☼ INCA📘🚙🍆📒👹 ☻ carrying📗💎💃🔋🥞🐟 ✿ a🥒🏀💛🐝🐛💃🐳 ❃ FROG🏓🍇🎄📀😺💗🚘🌳 ★ on🌏💄🚕👽🍧👑🐠🥗⛳ ❄ his shoulders?? Is the FROG his GUIDELIGHT?? It is curious that a DOG runs already on the ESCALATOR ... | 2019-04-15 03:25:57 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🌸⛳👑💙👽🐳👳🏀😺🍆🐊🚗🎽👃💚Jayne: "Go hwong-tong [Enough of this nonsense]. No trouble now, little crazy person... we're going for a nice shuttle ride..."🎈💄🥗📒🎫🚙👔👑💗📗💃🌽💎🎄🐠 | 2019-04-15 02:37:57 |
| 76561198179854946 | Lois: 💗 Peter, 😺 you're 📘 drunk 🔋 again. 🌏 Peter: 🌸 No, 🥗 I'm 🥞 just 📕 exhausted 🌳 because 🍧 I've 🚕 been 💄 up 🐝 all 🐟 night 👽 drinking. | 2019-04-15 02:07:57 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐳 Dear ... 🐝 → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. 💚 ✿ 🌋 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🍖 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 📘 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 🚙 Yours truly, Celsa Yestramski (the cat)🌂 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167014527 👔 | 2019-04-15 01:48:00 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🥒 🌽 🏓 🐳 📀 🐛 💄 👔 🔋 🌸💛 [] 🐟 🎍 🍆 💃 👃 🚙 💗 👑 🍇 🚗 😺"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- CalvinI thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- CalvinI imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend themagnitude of it. -- Calvin📘 💚 🚘 ⚡ 🥗 🍖 🎄 👑 👹 🐟 | 2019-04-15 00:52:58 |
| 76561198179573195 | I think you're letting your knowledge of internals interfere with yourlinguistic judgement here. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>😙 hacker, n.: A master byter. 😗 I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. 😩 "I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!" -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus) 🤐 When the saleman's car broke down, he walked to the nearest farmhouse to askif he could stay the night. The farmer agreed to put him up. "I live alone,"he continued, "you can have the bedroom at the top of the stairs, to theright." "Oh, never mind," the disappointed salesman said. "I think I'm inthe wrong joke." 😶 What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. -- Nietzsche 🤕There are many rhymes about magpies, but none of them is very reliablebecause they are not the ones the magpies know themselves.(Carpe Jugulum)🤑 | 2019-04-15 00:36:57 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👹👳🥗 If you could save one endangered species from extinction, which would you choose? 🌏🚕💎 | 2019-04-15 00:06:56 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🐠 Dear ... 🎁 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash 💚 ✦ 👔 ✦ 💛 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 🏓 ✦ 🐛 ✦ 🐊 ✦ 🍧 ✦ 🏀 ✦ ⚡ ✦ 😺 ✦ 🎽 ✦ 🌸 ✦ 🥒 ✦ 💄 Yours truly, Raven Leavelle (the cat)🎍 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167013715 🌽 | 2019-04-14 23:51:56 |
| 76561198179608271 | 👑 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 👹 ☂ 🌏 ☂ 🌳 ☂ 😺 ☂ 🚘 ☂ 💃 ☂ 👃 ☂ ⛳ ☂ 🏓 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🎫 Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"Scully: Well, let it never be said that you wouldn't walk through fire for a woman Mulder.Mulder: And never let it be said that I wouldn't do it for you again Scully. "The X-Files: Fire"💗 ☂ 🥞 ☂ 💚 ☂ 🌽 ☂ 🚗 ☂ 🕺 ☂ 🎁 ☂ 🎄 ☂ 🌋 ☂ 🎽 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 💄 ☂ 💙 ☂ 👳 | 2019-04-14 23:28:57 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🚘 ✱ 👹 ✱ 🥗 ✱ 🐝 ✱ 🌏 ✱ 🚙 ✱ 🥞 ✱ 🍖 ✱ 📒 ✱ 🌳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👔 ✱ 👹 ✱ 🌂 ✱ 🎄 ✱ 🚕 ✱ 📘 ✱ 💙 ✱ 📗 ✱ 😺 ✱ 🐠 It is possible by ingenuity and at the expense of clarity... {to do almostanything in any language}. However, the fact that it is possible to pusha pea up a mountain with your nose does not mean that this is a sensibleway of getting it there. Each of these techniques of language extensionshould be used in its proper place. -- Christopher Strachey 🎈 ✱ 💎 ✱ ⚡ ✱ 🎄 ✱ 👽 ✱ 🎁 ✱ 🎫 ✱ 💄 ✱ 📘 ✱ 💚 | 2019-04-14 21:39:57 |
| 76561198211557460 | 📘🏀💛🐊🍇👽🎁💄🐝🌂 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌳👔💃🎽🥗🎁🎍👃🕺🚗 » behind the money, ☆ » Sweden approved finally. ❦ » England stops sweeping. ❄ 🥒🐟💛🍖📗🌸📀🍧😺👾 » fie the leaving made! ♪ » zounds! fie! feeling breaking shoe. ● » Canada falls soon ٿ 👽🎈👳🐟🐛🌂🐝🌋🥗🐳 » under the sugar, ☢ » Emperor and Panda cheat. ✱ » Alice starts basking. ∞ 🌳📕⚡🍧🚙🌽🐠💎⛳🌸 | 2019-04-14 20:54:56 |
| 76561198179844987 | Worm 🚘 Mayor: 🎄 One 📒 day 🐠 you'll 📘 be 🐊 eating 🌽 a 🎈 fast-food 📗 burger 👃 and 🏓 BOOM, 🎽 🌋 you'll 💛 be 💙 crawling 👽 with 🎁 us 💗 again. 🌳 Ever 🍆 wonder 🌸 what 🐳 makes 🚕 💚 special ⛳ sauce 💃 so 🍇 special? 📒 Yo. | 2019-04-14 20:04:57 |
| 76561198179419823 | Stewie: 😺 Oh, 🏓 let 🍧 me 🐛 guess. 🐟 Another 🐝 box ⛳ with 💃 a 💗 crank 🚙 that 👳 I 💎 turn 👾 and 💚 turn 📒 and 🌸 turn 🌽 until... 🌋 whoo... 🔋 a 🚘 clown 💄 pops 🥒 out. 👔 Then 💛 you 🍖 laugh, 📗 the 🕺 kids 🚕 laugh, 👳 the 📕 dog 🥗 laughs, 🐟 and ⚡ I 🐛 die 🍆 a 🌂 little 🍧 more 👽 inside. | 2019-04-14 19:09:55 |
| 76561198211661172 | ⚡ ❁ 👔 The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."🚗 ❁ 🎄 -- Johnny Carson 🍖💎📗 | 2019-04-14 19:03:55 |
| 76561198211670820 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐳 * 💄 * 🥗 * 😺 * 👹 * 🎍 * 💛 * 🎫 * 🌏 * 🌳 * 👃 * 🏀 * ⛳ * 💎 * 🐠 * 👳ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."ㅤ* Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."ㅤ* If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?⚡ * 🌂 * 🐊 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 🐟 * 🐛 * 🎁 * 📀 * 👾 * 🚙 * 🏓 * 🔋 * 🍇 * 🚕 * 🎈ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling! | 2019-04-14 14:05:52 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🔋💗🐝|💎🎁🚙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍇💄💙|Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?"A: "Is there a dog?" idk | 2019-04-14 13:26:52 |
| 76561198179509657 | ⛳ Dear ... 💙 → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. ⚡ ☼ 🌸 ☼ 👃 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 👾 ☼ 🌳 ☼ 👳 ☼ 📕 ☼ 🐟 ☼ 👹 ☼ 🚙 ☼ 🎽 ☼ 📀 ☼ 🚘 Yours truly, Darline Breeden (the cat)🌂 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167077985 🚕 | 2019-04-14 13:03:51 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐳🎁👽|📕💚🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎈🌏🐝|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: He was giving it last rites. wat | 2019-04-14 11:56:50 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🐊📒🏓🎫📀🥒🌋🍇⚡📕🎽🌳🎁👾🐛🌸👽💙👹🌽😺🥒🐠🐟🕺⛳🎈📀🎁💄 "The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that>from time to time threaten freedoms everyhere... Indeed, it is difficultto appreciate how far our freedoms might have eroded had it not been for theUnion'svaliant representation in the courts of the constitutional rightsof people of all persuasions, no matter how unpopular or even despisedby the majority they were at the time."-- former Supreme Court Chief Justice Earl Warren 🐊📘👔🍖😺🚙👹🚘🥗👑🚕🌏🎄💗👃📗🎈🐳🍧👳🔋🌋🏀🌽🌳💎🎍🍆⚡🐠 | 2019-04-14 11:42:49 |
| 76561198211794508 | If you could travel anywhere in | | 🎍📀🕺💗🏓🍇🐛📒the world, where would it be? | | 👾🚙🚕🍖👳🏀🎄🐳 | 2019-04-14 11:32:48 |
| 76561198179633358 | 👑⛳🐳🏀🐠📒💙🚙🎈🌏🥞🔋🐊💄🐝🍆🌽💚🍇💃🎽📒👽🚗👳🚘🐊🏓📕⛳ "You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, but now you find out you have a habit thatsticks, you're an orgasm addict, you're always at it, and you're an orgasm addict."-- The Buzzcocks 💎👃👑🌸🐛👾🥗🕺🌂🎁😺🌳🎫👹⚡💗👔🔋🚗📀📘🎍👾💚💛👹🐟🌸📗🚕 | 2019-04-14 11:18:47 |
| 76561198179639682 | 📕😺 ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ great* ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ have fun| 🥗💎📗 📒🕺 | 2019-04-14 08:42:45 |
| 76561198211842796 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐝 * 🌏 * 📗 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 📀 * 📕 * 🌏 * 🍖 * 😺 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🌽 * 🚙 * 💄 * 💙ㅤ* It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.ㅤ* Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.ㅤ* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.🎄 * 🐠 * 🐳 * 🥞 * 🕺 * 👑 * ⛳ * 🎈 * 🌳 * 🎽 * 💛 * 🚗 * 🥗 * 🏀 * 🚘 * 🎁ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-04-14 08:24:46 |
| 76561198179517018 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍆 * 🏀 * 🥗 * 🌽 * 🚕 * 🚙 * 🚗 * 🍇 * 🌸 * 🎽 * 😺 * 👽 * 🕺 * 🐛 * 📀 * 🐠ㅤ* A passer-by spots a fisherman by a river. "Is this a good river for fish?" he asks. "Yes", replies the fisherman, "It must be. I can't get any of them to come out."ㅤ* 668 – The neighbour of the beast.ㅤ* The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.🐳 * ⛳ * 🎈 * ⚡ * 👹 * 👃 * 🌳 * 👔 * 🏀 * 🐝 * 💙 * 🌳 * 💎 * 🚕 * 🌋 * 🔋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-04-14 06:55:44 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🏀🎫🥗🌽⛳🏓🎁💙👔🥞 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌳💃🐳🏀⚡👽🚗📗👳🐟 » ouch the sweeping made! ✪ » darn! ouch! leaving running shoe. ☼ » Denmark works strangely ☎ 🐊🍇👑🌸👾⚡🚙👹🎈📘 » darn the peeking played! ✶ » ouch! fie! playing running dog. ✦ » Panda walks brightly ☁ 🥒🥞🌏🏓📒🎄🎫🔋🐠🎁 » hark the leaving asked! ✧ » darn! ouch! playing sweeping dog. ✳ » Florida walks soon ★ 🎍💛🍧🌂🐛💃🍇👳🚘💚 | 2019-04-14 06:40:46 |
| 76561198211853304 | ⚡ -- 👹 -- 📘 -- 🥒 -- 🎈 -- 🍇 -- 🥗 -- 📀 -- 📗 -- 👑 -- 💃 -- 🌏 -- 🍖 -- ⛳ -- 🚕 Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved. (chorus)We eat algea pie, our vacuum is high, Our ball bearings are perfectly round. Our horizon is curved, our warheads are MIRVed, And a kilogram weighs half a pound. (chorus)If we run out of space for our burgeoning race No more Lebensraum left for the Mensch Wh 🎽 -- 💛 -- 🐊 -- 🍖 -- 🐟 -- 🌽 -- 📘 -- 🐛 -- 💄 -- 🌏 -- 😺 -- 🏓 -- 🥒 -- 🚕 -- 🚙 | 2019-04-14 06:20:45 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📀💄🕺🎍📒👔👹🔋🚕📘🌳👹👑🍖🚙Wash: "Even if some passerby did happen to receive it, all it would do is muckup their navigation."Mal: "Could be that's true."Wash: "Damn right it's true! They'd be forced to stop and dig out our signalbefore they could even go anyplace."(Mal stares)Wash: "Well, maybe I should do that, then!"Mal: "Maybe you should!"Wash: "Okay!"Mal: "Good!"Wash: "Fine!"🍆🐛🌂🐟🐝🎈🎫🎄👑🚘👃💃👽🍇🐊 | 2019-04-14 05:47:44 |
| 76561198179757550 | - DDD no longer requires the librx library. Consequently, librx errors can no more cause DDD to crash. -- DDD🤕 The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishingrod in his hand. 😗 Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic. -- E.F. Benson 😍QOTD: I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged". 🙂 mittsquinter, adj.: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends 🤥 [Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical momentwhere everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understandmore and more that there is something which cannot be understood. -- S. Kierkegaard 😘When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.😚 | 2019-04-14 03:05:45 |
| 667 | hey buddy! how are u feeling today? have a nice day and good luck! god is always with you! | 2019-04-14 02:38:54 |
| 76561198179860286 | 😺 -- 🐳 -- 👽 -- 🏀 -- 🐛 -- 📀 -- 👔 -- 🍖 -- 👾 -- 🎈 -- 🐊 -- 🎁 -- 🥞 -- 📗 -- 🚗 The little town that time forgot,Where all the women are strong,The men are good-looking,And the children above-average. -- Prairie Home CompanionHere in my heart, I am Helen; I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"el; I'm Salome, moon of the East.Here in my soul I am Sappho; Lady Hamilton am I, as well.In me R'ecamier vies with Kitty O'Shea, With Dido, and Eve, and poor Nell.I'm all of the glamo 🍇 -- 📒 -- 🕺 -- 💃 -- 🚙 -- 🐟 -- 🏓 -- 🚕 -- 🌳 -- 💙 -- 💚 -- 📀 -- 🐠 -- 🚕 -- 📕 | 2019-04-14 02:29:43 |
| 76561198179556699 | [Peter ⚡ has 🌸 gotten 🚙 liposuction] 💙 Stewie: 🐛 My 🍇 god, 🎈 it's 📀 finally 🕺 happened. 👽 He's 🚗 become 🌽 so 💄 massive 📘 he's 👳 collapsed 💚 in 💃 on 📒 himself 🎍 like 👔 a 🕺 neutron 🥒 star. | 2019-04-14 01:56:44 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👹🐝💙 What are you good at? 🔋⚡🐛 | 2019-04-14 01:31:44 |
| 76561198179635013 | What's one choice | | 🥗🏀🎁🚘📘👃🌸🎍you really regret? | | 🥒💛💄🍇🎫💚📀🎈 | 2019-04-14 01:23:44 |
| 76561198179819778 | 👑 -- 💃 -- 🔋 -- 🍧 -- 💗 -- 🚙 -- ⚡ -- 🚘 -- 🏀 -- 🐛 -- 👔 -- 📀 -- 💛 -- 💎 -- 🌸 IamnotveryhappyactingpleasedwheneverprominentscientistsovermagnifyintellectualenlightenmentNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray the Lord my soul to keep,If I should die before I wake,I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!"To err is human,To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne 📗 -- 🎄 -- 🌏 -- 👃 -- 💄 -- 😺 -- 🚗 -- 🍇 -- 🎍 -- 🥒 -- 🏓 -- 👳 -- 👾 -- 🐊 -- 🌂 | 2019-04-13 23:15:23 |
| 76561198179797383 | 💛 ✏ 🌂 ✏ 💚 ✏ 🌏 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🎁 ✏ 🚕 ✏ 🐟 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 💄 Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you? 📗 ✏ 🎫 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 🔋 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🎽 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 💃 ✏ 🌽 ✏ 🚙 ✏ 📘 | 2019-04-13 21:57:21 |
| 76561198179762074 | There's a couple of million dollars worth of baseball talent on the loose,ready for the big leagues, yet unsigned by any major league. There arepitchers who would win 20 games a season ... and outfielders [who] couldhit .350, infielders who could win recognition as stars, and there's atleast one catcher who at this writing is probably superior to Bill Dickey,Josh Gibson. Only one thing is keeping them out of the big leagues, thepigmentation of their skin. They happen to be colored. -- Shirley Povich, 1941 🙂<|Rain|> *nod* I'm not fond of using smarthosts, myself<|Rain|> as it relies on both the remote host and your host being smart<|Rain|> and too often you miss one of both of those goals😪 Michelle: I can't find a vanishing cream that doesn't make me actually vanish. 🤐The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. -- A. Camus🙄 | 2019-04-13 20:55:23 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👹 Dear ... 🌽 → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 🐛 ✏ 👔 ✏ 💄 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 😺 ✏ 📘 ✏ 👑 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🍇 ✏ 📗 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 📕 ✏ 🌋 Yours truly, Willa Muldoon (the cat)⛳ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066202 👳 | 2019-04-13 19:50:19 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👳🔋👾💄😺 |Do you think they'll make| 🏀👽👾🥗🎫🍖🚕🐝🚙🐟🌋🎈🐝 |another Batman movie?| 👔🎍🔋🎁📕💙👳💗 | 2019-04-13 18:12:17 |
| 76561198179802829 | 📀🍧🥗🏓🐟🎄⚡🚗👹👔 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👳🎍🎈🚘💚💛🥒🍆💗👳 » breaking my river ♀ » I departed my flowers ♡ » before my water ✩ 💙👽🎁🏓🐳🐠🐛👃🥞🚗 » fie the running played! ♀ » Oh! fie! feeling running shoe. ♣ » Japan works quickly ❁ 🍇🔋📗🎫📀💄🚙📘🚕🍖 » dark elbows agreed. ✭ » bright flowers agreed strangely ❄ » green papers approved ☆ 🕺🥗⚡🌂👾💃🚙💛💚🌸 | 2019-04-13 15:42:15 |
| 76561198211754472 | --------------------------------------------------------------There's coffee in that nebula! -- Capt. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager, "The Cloud"[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers-- the living and the dying. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------💃💎⚡🎍🐟🌳🌋👑💄🚕🍇🚙🥞🎽📗🏓📘🔋🌸📀📒👔👹🐊👾🐠🥒🐝🌽🥗🕺🏓👃💃👾🎄🐟🌋💚👳😺🕺🌸🐛💗 | 2019-04-13 15:33:15 |
| 76561198179847314 | I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having a lengthyargument about what I considered an Odd number. -- Steven Wright😬 sillema sillema nika su 🙄Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.😗Before destruction a man's heart is haughty, but humility goes before honour. -- Psalms 18:12🤗 If the Creator had said, "Let there be light" in Ankh-Morpork, he'd havegotten no further because of all the people saying "What colour?"(Men at Arms) 😲The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot ofrelatives on the train for home.🙄 The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano. 🤤 | 2019-04-13 10:26:11 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐊 🥞 🐳 🍖 🍖 🌏 👳 🌳 💃 🐛⚡ [] 🎫 💄 🐝 🐟 ⛳ 🎁 🐳 👽 🚗 🎈 🎄But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- CalvinCalvin: Can you make a living playing silly games? His Dad: Actually, youcan be among the most overpaid people on the planet.I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. --- Calvin🌽 🚘 🔋 🌏 👃 🏓 💙 📒 🎍 🌋 | 2019-04-13 10:08:11 |
| 76561198179804107 | ⚡🕺👹🎄🌸🌽🐊👾💛🐟🥗🌋🚙👑🍧Mal: "If the alliance wanted to show me reason, they shouldn't have sent an assassin."🏓🌸🎫💚👳📕🔋🚕👾👹🎍👔👃⛳🌏 | 2019-04-13 09:25:10 |
| 76561198211819232 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚕 * 🐊 * 🍇 * 🏀 * 👽 * 🐠 * ⚡ * 📘 * 🍆 * ⛳ * 🌋 * 😺 * 👃 * 👾 * 🥗 * 🍖ㅤ* Fighting for peace is like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for virginity.ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week." "Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"ㅤ* What did the plumber say when he wanted to divorce his wife? Sorry, but it's over, Flo!🚘 * 🚙 * 🥞 * 🍖 * 👑 * 🐟 * 👹 * 🎄 * 💛 * 🎫 * 📕 * 🐛 * 🎁 * 💃 * 👾 * 🌳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-04-13 08:17:09 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🌸💚👃|🍆💃📘| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚕🐛🏀|Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience. wut | 2019-04-13 03:10:52 |
| 76561198179695038 | | 💎🎍🌋👑🥗📒🌏🏓🍇🌸🥞🐊🌂🍧🥒😺🚕🎽:lavern Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.(Mort) | 📗🎈📘🌽⛳🚗⚡🌏👽🍖🐊🐳📀🐠🎁🏓🎫🥗:FortifiedRocke | 2019-04-13 03:07:51 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🚗 ✰ ⛳ ✰ 🎁 ✰ 📘 ✰ 🌳 ✰ 💄 ✰ 😺 ✰ 💙 ✰ 🐊 ✰ 🌋 ✰ 💛 ✰ 🍇 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🥞 Scully: This seat taken?Mulder: No, but i should warn you i'm experiencing violent impulses.Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances. "The X-Files: The Host"Scully: You said it once yourself. Once you said that a dream is an answer to a question we haven't learned how to ask yet. You do good work Mulder. "The X-Files: Paper Hearts"🚙 ✰ 👾 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 🏀 ✰ 🌽 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 📒 ✰ 🐠 ✰ 🐛 ✰ 👑 ✰ 💚 ✰ 🚘 ✰ 💃 | 2019-04-13 02:43:50 |
| 76561198179709777 | Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say? >> 🐝💚🚗💎🍧 << | 2019-04-13 00:32:46 |
| 76561198179573195 | Heard any good | | 🎽⛳🚗🚕🌸👳🕺💚jokes lately? | | 💛📗🏓💎👽🐟🏀🌽 | 2019-04-12 22:56:44 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💚 ↕ ⚡ ↕ 🕺 ↕ 💃 ↕ 👑 ↕ 🍧 ↕ 🎈 ↕ 🌳 ↕ 👳 ↕ 👹 ↕ 🎍 ↕ 🐳 Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? 🎁 ↕ 💎 ↕ 🚙 ↕ 📕 ↕ ⛳ ↕ 🚗 ↕ 🚘 ↕ 📀 ↕ 🌋 ↕ 👽 ↕ 👃 ↕ 🍇 | 2019-04-12 22:45:44 |
| C A R L O S | love u <3 | 2019-04-12 22:40:17 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🔋 -- 🍆 -- 💗 -- 🎁 -- 👳 -- 🍇 -- 👽 -- 👹 -- ⛳ -- 🐝 -- 🌂 -- 💎 -- 🏀 -- ⚡ -- 💚 All that is gold does not glitter,Not all those who wander are lost;The old that is strong does not wither,Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken,A light from the shadows shall spring;Renewed shall be blade that was broken,The crownless again shall be king. -- J.R.R. TolkienMy love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows.He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway o 🚘 -- 🎄 -- 👃 -- 🍖 -- 🕺 -- 👑 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 🐳 -- 😺 -- 💙 -- 🐛 -- 🐠 -- 🍆 -- 🥗 | 2019-04-12 21:47:41 |
| 76561198179518505 | 😺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚘 📗 💄 🥗 💛 🎈 👔 🌏 💃 👳 🐊 🎄 🐝 🚗 🕺 📕 👃Not all men who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we aren't poets. I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20minutes of my life! 🎍 🍧 💛 🌂 👽 🍆 🔋 🍇 🚕 💗 🏓 🌳 🥞 📘 ⛳ 🌸 | 2019-04-12 21:11:41 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💚🍧🌂👳🎽👽💗📀🎁🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐟📕🍖🚙🐝👔💃🐛💎👃 » basking with target ✩ » You discovered the fingers ✴ » behind the gravel ♪ 🚘🐠💛🎍🌽🌏🐊🏀🎈🐳 » breaking with totem ღ » You discovered the princes ● » throughout the water ☁ 😺💚🚙🍆🏓📒🥞👹📗🍇 » behind the clothing, ❀ » Brazil attached happily. ✲ » Monkey stops breaking. ✿ 🌋👑⛳📘🚕🌳🍖🎫🥒🏀 | 2019-04-12 20:43:40 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🍆 ☀ 🏀 ☀ 👳 ☀ 🐊 ☀ 💄 ☀ 👽 ☀ 🍇 ☀ 🎁 ☀ 📕 ☀ 🎍 ☀ 👃 ☀ 👾 What do you think you were in a past life? 💚 ☀ 💛 ☀ 👹 ☀ 🚘 ☀ 🌂 ☀ 🐛 ☀ 🐳 ☀ 👳 ☀ 💗 ☀ 🕺 ☀ 🎍 ☀ 🥞 | 2019-04-12 20:01:39 |
| 76561198179500879 | ♣ I'm🚕 ✣ changing📕🕺 ★ the🔋⛳🚗 ✪ CHANNEL🚘🎁🌏💛 ✖ ...🐠💚💙👹🥗 ● But👑🐳💗📒🎄🥞 ☼ all💃🎍🍆📀🐟🏓📗 ✱ I🥞🌋🐛🌏🎈🔋🕺👃 ✰ get🍖😺👾🥗🎁🎽🌳🌸👳 ♦ is commercials for "RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS"! | 2019-04-12 19:57:40 |
| 76561198211691280 | ✭ "Eat,🚗 ✲ drink,🚙👃 ♥ and🕺😺🍆 ♂ be🥗👹🚕🎄 ✰ merry,🌂📘👽👃💃 ✈ for🎽🐝🍖🌏⛳🍇 ❉ tomorrow you may work." | 2019-04-12 19:20:39 |
| 76561198179575562 | 👹 ✳ 👃 ✳ 🎽 ✳ 👽 ✳ 🐳 ✳ 🎈 ✳ 🌽 ✳ 🚙 ✳ 🥞 ✳ 💗 ✳ 🎄 ✳ 🎫 When's the last time you felt seriously disappointed? ⚡ ✳ 💚 ✳ 💃 ✳ 💎 ✳ 🐛 ✳ 📕 ✳ 🚘 ✳ 🐝 ✳ 👾 ✳ 👹 ✳ 🥗 ✳ 📀 | 2019-04-12 15:04:10 |
| 76561198179733738 | 👃🕺🌳 Performance review for 🚗🐛💎 pays great attention to detail. They always presented work properly checked and completely free of error. Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. 💛 + 🏓 = 🐝 | 2019-04-12 11:00:44 |
| 76561198211850636 | --------------------------------------------------------------You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference betweencourage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers. -- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7The face of war has never changed. Surely it is more logical to healthan to kill. -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5--------------------------------------------------------------🥞💚💙🚗🎍🕺📀👹🚘💛🎄🌂🎫🐝💃🐊🐟💄🚙🌽🐳📕🚕🌳🎽👑📗🐠💎🔋💗🎁🍇🥗👃🍖🐛👾👳🏀👽🐳🌸⚡🏓 | 2019-04-12 09:30:45 |
| 76561198179603631 | 😺📗🍇 Performance review for 💃💎🎄 Polite, courteous, respectful and charming at all times and in all situations, without being obsequious. Unfailingly courteous even when dealing with a difficult person or situation. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is usually accurate but not original. Does not shirk duties, but always instigates and encourages load-sharing with other members of the team, resulting in strong group output. Consistently plans and monitors the work of team-members. is willing to face physical risks and danger, and appears to do so without fear. Sets an example of bravery that inspires others. 📕 + 📀 = 🚕 | 2019-04-12 09:00:45 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🌳👃🌸🍇🎈🐳🐊💛🍖📀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐛🍆💄🕺👑🥒🏀⛳⚡👾 » work chairs to gravel ☆ » when elbows hunt to plunder ☼ » because lounges cheat ♀ 👹🎁🐊👔🥞🎫📗🏓📒💃 » torturing my yard, ❀ » Alice approved my fingers ● » beside my water ღ 🎍🎽🌳🚘😺🚗💗📘👳🥗 » torturing my trail, ✬ » Sweden approved my barbers ♦ » behind my money ✯ 🎈👽🎁🐟🌸🥞🐛🌏🐟🌂 | 2019-04-12 08:37:47 |
| 76561198211804512 | Fry: 🍧 What's 📗 with 💄 the 🥞 eye? | 2019-04-12 06:45:43 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🚙 -- 👑 -- 🎈 -- 🍇 -- 🎄 -- 🌸 -- 🐟 -- 🚕 -- 🥒 -- 👃 -- 💎 -- 🏀 -- 💛 -- 📕 -- ⛳ I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe WalshA bit of talcumIs always walcum -- Ogden NashAll I need to have a good time,Is a reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.With those three things I don't need no sunshine,A reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.All I want is to never grow old,I want to wash in a bathtub of gold.I want 97 kilos already rolled,I want to wash in a bathtub of gold.I want to light my cigars with 10 🌏 -- 🕺 -- 🏓 -- ⚡ -- 🥗 -- 🍆 -- 🌳 -- 🚗 -- 📒 -- 🐊 -- 🍖 -- 🐳 -- ⚡ -- 🎫 -- 👽 | 2019-04-12 04:36:44 |
| 76561198179639682 | 💚 Dear ... 🚘 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London 💗 ☆ 🎁 ☆ 🍆 ☆ 📕 ☆ 🥞 ☆ 🎍 ☆ 🎄 ☆ 🍧 ☆ 🏀 ☆ 💛 ☆ 🥗 ☆ 🌸 ☆ 📀 ☆ 🎫 ☆ 🐊 Yours truly, Freda Fankhauser (the cat)🌽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167058560 🎈 | 2019-04-12 02:35:43 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ! | 2019-04-11 22:02:45 |
| 76561198179634913 | "The ⛳ point 😺 is, 👔 you 🐠 shouldn't 🐳 eat 💚 things 👳 that 💄 feel 🍖 pain." 👽 *BONK!* 🌽 "Ow!" 🚘 "Okay, 💙 we 🌳 won't 🌂 eat ⚡ you!" 🏀 --hippie 💛 & 🎫 Bender | 2019-04-11 20:14:41 |
| 76561198179809977 | What is the best part of being a part of your family? >> 💃🚕📗🍧🎍 << | 2019-04-11 19:57:40 |
| 76561198179841167 | 💙 Dear ... 🌽 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. 💄 ☢ ⛳ ☢ 🐛 ☢ 🎫 ☢ 🌋 ☢ 📒 ☢ 👑 ☢ 🐠 ☢ 👾 ☢ 📗 ☢ 🎍 ☢ 👃 ☢ 🎈 ☢ 🌏 ☢ 📀 Yours truly, Kyong Digirolomo (the cat)📘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038554 🎍 | 2019-04-11 17:06:37 |
| 76561198179854946 | Bubblegum: 😺 Bender, 💄 you 🎄 can 🎫 talk 💗 trash, 🎁 you 🚘 can ⛳ handle 👽 the 🎽 ball, ⚡ 🎈 but 🐊 look 📀 in 📕 your 🎫 heart 💃 and 👳 ask 👽 yourself: 🍇 are 💎 you 💚 funky 🥞 enough 🏓 to 🍖 be 🎁 a 👾 Globe 🌳 Trotter? 🍧 Are 🌋 you? 🐝 Bender: 🎄 Yes. 👃 Bubblegum: 🚘 Are 🎍 you? 🌂 💄 Bender: 💙 I 😺 mean, 🚙 with 🐟 time, 🏀 my 🔋 funk 👑 level 🚕 could... 🚗 🍆 Bubblegum: 🐛 Are 🕺 you?! ⛳ Bender: 👹 No. ⚡ 🐠 Bubblegum: 🥗 Deal 📘 with 💛 it. | 2019-04-11 15:41:36 |
| BamboTheGreat | gay boy | 2019-04-11 15:10:42 |
| 76561198179677447 | 💙😺🔋 What's the best birthday cake you ever ate? 🌂🎍📕 | 2019-04-11 15:04:36 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🌽 ❖ 🎈 Prizes are for children.🕺 ❖ 🎄 -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the🍆 ❖ 🥞 Pulitzer prize 🐠💚🐊 | 2019-04-11 14:50:37 |
| 76561198211853304 | Do you think we should live like we're dying? >> 💗🐊👃🐟🎄 << | 2019-04-11 13:49:35 |
| 76561198179589975 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏓 * 🥗 * 💛 * 👔 * 👽 * 🌸 * 💎 * 📀 * 🏀 * 🚘 * 👃 * ⛳ * 🐛 * 🥞 * 📕 * 🌏ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone. "Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled. "Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."ㅤ* Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.ㅤ* I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying🕺 * 🥗 * 💗 * 👳 * 🚕 * 👽 * 🎈 * 🎫 * 📒 * 💄 * 🍇 * 🚙 * 🔋 * 🌋 * 📘 * ⚡ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-04-11 13:34:36 |
| 76561198179847314 | | 🔋🚘📀🏀👽👳🎫📕🍇🥗👹🌽📗🌸😺🎽🍖🥒:dnage_s She hated everything that predestined people, that fooled them, that made them slightly less than human.(Witches Abroad) | 🎁🐳🌳🚕🏓🍆👾🏀🥗👃🥒🌏🌸📒💙🚗👑👽:ftm2_jac | 2019-04-11 11:53:35 |
| 76561198179843803 | 📀🏀👾🐛🎄👑👔💃👃🥗💙🎈😺👽🍆💄🍖💚⚡📘🏓🥒👾🐝🌏🚙🌸💛👔🌂 Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time,and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool mom. 🎍🌽⛳💄🕺🥞📕🔋😺🐟🌋📒🎍💎🍇🥗🚗👳🚕🥒🍧🌸⛳🥞🚘💃📀👽🐠🐳 | 2019-04-11 11:48:35 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🐟🚙🚕🌂🔋 - ❉ ♀ ♪ ♣ ❁ ß ♠ ✲ ✴ ٿ ❦ ☁ ღ ✩ ♂ ✥ ✱ ✤ ♫ ♂🎁🏓📘🎄😺 - What do you think you 🍆🎈💎🚙👳 - ㅤㅤ were in a past life? 🍖⚡👽🌸💎 - ♂ ♫ ✤ ✱ ✥ ♂ ✩ ღ ☁ ❦ ٿ ✴ ✲ ♠ ß ❁ ♣ ♪ ♀ ❉ | 2019-04-11 11:37:36 |
| 76561198211562428 | 💄🚘👃|🐛👾🎍| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👹🐝🍧|Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen. ??? | 2019-04-11 11:22:34 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👾 ♧ 💃 ♧ 👳 ♧ 🐊 ♧ 💛 ♧ 📕 ♧ 📘 ♧ 💚 ♧ 🌸 ♧ 🥗 ♧ 📀 ♧ 🎫 ♧ 🚘 ♧ ⛳ Scully: What do you think?Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on. "The X-Files: Darkness Falls"(Mulder's watching a video tape)Scully: It's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is it?Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien autopsy. Guaranteed authentic."Scully: You spent money for this???Mulder: 29.95 plus shipping! "The X-Files: Nisei"🚕 ♧ 🍖 ♧ 🎍 ♧ 💗 ♧ 🐟 ♧ 📒 ♧ 🚗 ♧ 🐊 ♧ 👑 ♧ 🍆 ♧ 👃 ♧ 👽 ♧ 💄 ♧ 💎 | 2019-04-11 09:56:36 |
| 76561198179551309 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⚡ * 💄 * 👔 * 📗 * 👃 * 🏀 * 📘 * 💚 * 🐳 * 🚕 * 🍖 * 🚙 * 🍧 * 😺 * 🌸 * 👽ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal. "I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course." "Well, I don't know", said the farmer's wife, "Are you any good at catching rats?"ㅤ* To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.ㅤ* If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...🌳 * 👑 * 🐟 * 💗 * 📕 * 💎 * 🐊 * 🐝 * 🎍 * 🏓 * 🌽 * 🎽 * 🥗 * 🥞 * 🌏 * 🚗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-04-11 08:32:35 |
| 76561198179797383 | | 🚙🍖🍇😺👃🚘🔋🌸⚡🍆🎄💗🐝🎈👽📘👳🌳:pgms_2_yun "When it's time to stop living, I will certainly make Death my number onechoice!"(The Last Continent) | 👾💃💄👔🐊🚕🎍📀🐟🏓🌂🎁🕺⛳👑🥗🚗💙:happysara | 2019-04-11 06:39:32 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🔋 -- 📘 -- 🐠 -- 📒 -- ⚡ -- 🥒 -- 📕 -- 🚘 -- 👃 -- 💚 -- 👹 -- 🎽 -- 🍆 -- 👳 -- 🐊 Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue.I'm schizophrenic, What are you?When you overesteem great hackers,more users become cretins.When you develop encryption,more users become crackers.The Guru leadsby emptying user's mindsand increasing their quotas,by weakening their ambitionand toughening their resolve.When users lack knowledge and desire,management will not try to interfere.Practice not-looping,and everything will fall into 💄 -- 🥒 -- 🥞 -- 💃 -- 👔 -- 🌂 -- 🐝 -- 🎄 -- 🌏 -- 🌽 -- 📗 -- 🍖 -- 💎 -- 🚕 -- 🥗 | 2019-04-11 06:05:32 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐳🎁🐠 Performance review for 🥗👾🌳 pays great attention to detail. They always presented work properly checked and completely free of error. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. Habitually asks questions in order to fully understand a position or a statement. Keeps asking until the facts are clear and the truth is understood. 🚕 + 💗 = 👑 | 2019-04-11 05:37:33 |
| 76561198211819232 | "I 🍆 don't 📒 care 🏀 how 🎄 many 📀 eyes 👽 a 💗 man 👔 has... 💃 as 🍇 long 🎁 as 💚 it's 🐊 less 🚕 than 🎫 five." 🐠 -Leela | 2019-04-11 02:41:31 |
| 76561198179768678 | | 🎍👑🍖🐳🚙🌂🚘⚡🌽💙🎈💚🚕🚗🍧🐊🥗🌏:ar Cutangle stood with legs planted wide apart, arms akimbo and stomach giving an expression of a beginners' ski slope, the whole of him therefore adopting a pose usually associated with Henry VIII but with an option on Henry IX and X as well.(Equal rites) | 🎁🌸👑⛳📕🐟🥒🍇📀🌋💛👹🕺🌳📗📘👳🏀:jesk | 2019-04-11 01:42:35 |
| 76561198179819838 | ∞ There's💙 ☣ a📕👳 ✱ little🔋🚕🍧 ♂ picture🐠🌳🐳🌽 ♫ of💃🎍📘🥞🌂 ☆ ED🎄🌽🥗🌋🍇🚗 ☎ MCMAHON⚡📗🕺🚕🥒🍖🎽 ♀ doing💛🐛👹🚘😺👾📕🌳 ♣ BAD💎🌋👽🐝🏀👔🐊👑🚗 ♦ THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!! | 2019-04-11 00:18:28 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🌏 -- 💚 -- 🌽 -- 🏀 -- 👃 -- 🥒 -- 📕 -- 👔 -- 📒 -- ⛳ -- 🎈 -- 🌏 -- 🌳 -- 👳 -- 🌂 Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone,Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you,I went out this morning and I wrote down this song,Just can't remember who to send it to...Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain,I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end,I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,But I always thought that I'd see you again.Thought I'd see you one more time again. -- James Taylor, 🕺 -- 👽 -- 🍧 -- 💃 -- 🥞 -- 🚗 -- 🥞 -- 📗 -- 🚘 -- 🐠 -- 🐳 -- 🐛 -- 🚕 -- 👃 -- 🔋 | 2019-04-10 23:16:29 |
| 76561198211879112 | 👃 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 🌸 💎 💄 🚕 🐛 👔 🌳 🌏 🚕 🐠 🌸 🐊 👃 👾 🎽 👳Symptom: Floor swaying.Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress.Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket. Symptom: Everything has gone dim, strange taste of peanuts and pretzels or cigarette butts in mouth.Fault: You have fallen forward.Action Required: See above.Symptom: Opposite wall covered with acoustic tile and several flourescent light strips.Fault: You have fallen over backward.Action Required: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help you get up, lash yourself to bar. -- Bar TroubleshootingHaving a wonderful wine, wish you were beer. 🏓 🎍 🍇 🎁 ⛳ 💃 🚘 🎍 🚗 📒 ⛳ 🐳 🍖 👑 🌋 ⚡ | 2019-04-10 21:17:28 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌸 ♠ 📘 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 🐛 ♠ 👑 ♠ 👽 ♠ 🐟 ♠ 💗 ♠ 🌏 ♠ 📀 ♠ 🚗 ♠ 💚 If your job isn't your passion, what is? 👃 ♠ 🌸 ♠ 📗 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🌳 ♠ 🍧 ♠ 💛 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 👹 ♠ 🚕 ♠ 🍆 ♠ 🎍 | 2019-04-10 20:04:26 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🚘🌸🚙🚕👃🎄🌋🍇🎫🍖⚡🎍🌏👹🌳👃👔🐊😺🌋🎈🚕🔋🕺⛳👔🏓🌽🥒🐳 "My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!" "Oh, myGod... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"-- Doonesbury ⚡🌂🥗👑📕💎🚘📀💄📗🐛👳💃🌏🏀💚💛🍇👽🌸👾📒👹🎍🎁🍧🐠🥗🐝🍆 | 2019-04-10 16:21:59 |
| 76561198179802829 | If you could change something about | | 👹🌏👳🌳🐝👾🌋🥗the world, what would it be & why? | | 🥞💚👹🕺💛🎽🌳🏀 | 2019-04-10 15:52:00 |
| 76561198179635013 | Who is your favorite athlete? >> 👔📒💃🥒💗 << | 2019-04-10 15:01:54 |
| 76561198211599340 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐟 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 🎈 * 🌳 * 🏓 * 📘 * 🚕 * 👳 * 🎽 * 💃 * 🚙 * 🚗 * ⚡ * 🍧 * ⛳ㅤ* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman. "Why?" asked the driver. "Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.ㅤ* Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.ㅤ* 668 – The neighbour of the beast.🌸 * 👃 * ⛳ * 🕺 * 💄 * 🐟 * 👽 * 📀 * 📗 * 👾 * 💛 * 🐠 * 🍇 * 💗 * 🔋 * ⚡ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-04-10 14:05:56 |
| 76561198211741980 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍖 * 🐟 * 🚙 * 🚕 * 🔋 * 👔 * 🐠 * 🥞 * 💎 * 🎍 * ⚡ * 🏀 * 👹 * 🌏 * 👽 * 😺ㅤ* The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.ㅤ* A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the prison guard. "Yes", replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"ㅤ* When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.🌂 * 🚘 * 👑 * 🥒 * 💄 * 📒 * 💚 * 👾 * 👽 * 🌽 * 🌸 * 📘 * 🎍 * 🐳 * 📕 * 🐝ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-04-10 13:07:55 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🌸 👾 🎄 📀 📀 🐠 🚙 📘 🐟 😺🏓 [] 👽 👳 💎 📗 🏀 🌳 🎫 🚗 🚕 📒 📕"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-Calvin"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned fatherinconsolable - demands recount!" -- CalvinHobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends Calvin : That's when I watch TV.🔋 👾 🐟 🚗 🚙 ⚡ 🕺 🏓 📗 🌽 | 2019-04-10 12:59:52 |
| _133 | 🏓 ❦ 👑 ❦ 💚 ❦ 💙 ❦ 💃 ❦ 🐛 ❦ 👃 ❦ 👔 ❦ 🎽 ❦ 🚕ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎄 ❦ 💗 ❦ 🎈 ❦ 🌽 ❦ 🥗 ❦ 🍇 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 🌋 ❦ 🐊 ❦ 📀 Standards are crucial. And the best thing about standards is: there areso ____many to choose from! 🐳 ❦ 🍖 ❦ ⛳ ❦ 🐝 ❦ 💛 ❦ 🌳 ❦ 💎 ❦ 🏀 ❦ 🥒 ❦ 🍧 | 2019-04-10 10:43:52 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🐛👑👾|👹🏀🔋| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝🍇🌳|Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted my dissertation to rhyme. wat | 2019-04-10 10:41:51 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🚗🎽 🚕🌋💙🚙 EVERYBODY THINKS YOU WILL LOVE YOUR NEW GAME* ❀ 🐛🎁 | 2019-04-10 10:11:51 |
| 76561198179668874 | Suppose you're working on an optimizer to render \X unnecessary (orrather, redundant, which isn't the same thing in my book). -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 😗 I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget yourSOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!! 🤓 If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, aRolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,and explode once a year killing everyone inside. -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld 🤒You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.🙄There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away fromthe sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; someone loaded StarTrek 3.2 into our video processor.😴A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.🤔serendipity, n.: The process by which human knowledge is advanced.😶 | 2019-04-10 09:46:51 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🎍 🐳 🥞 💗 🔋 🎁 🚗 🎫 🏓 🌳👑 [] 💎 👃 🐊 🐠 🌏 😺 ⛳ 🌂 💙 🌸 👳"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -CalvinWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- Calvin"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."-Calvin🥒 🚘 🍖 👑 🍆 🌳 🎁 🎈 🥗 🎽 | 2019-04-10 09:42:51 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐟💃🥞 Performance review for 🎄🚕🚗 Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. still needs to learn the job better and required supervisor's assistance regularly. Provided supervisor help is close at hand, performs the job well. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. 🥒 + 👾 = 🍧 | 2019-04-10 07:07:07 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌸🐛🌏🌽🐳🚕⛳🐠🎁📕 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥗📘🐊🥞💙🌋💄📀🥒💎 » before the water, ✔ » Paris challenged sloppily. ❁ » Tiger stops running. ☆ 🎍⚡👹🐳👽💗🐝👔📀💚 » under the money, ∞ » Canada and Sweden play. ❄ » Tiger starts playing. ☺ 🚗🌏👑🎈🔋🚘🐛🍇👳💃 » wet blossoms whispered. ♠ » short princes approved aptly ❦ » green princes approved ♀ 🐝🏓🚙🎫📗🍖🐟⚡🌂🕺 | 2019-04-10 06:44:51 |
| 76561198179419823 | Do you think everyone has the capacity to be a leader? >> 🍇🐝🏓🥗🐠 << | 2019-04-10 06:37:50 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🥒🕺😺📕📒 - ✔ ✪ ✫ ✭ ★ ❦ ☻ ✈ ♫ ✖ ☁ ß ❄ ✿ ✱ ♀ ❖ ❂ ¤ ❀🌳💗🎽🚘🎍 - What is your 💛🎈👹🚕🔋 - ㅤㅤ spirit animal? 🐳🌋👑🐛🍇 - ❀ ¤ ❂ ❖ ♀ ✱ ✿ ❄ ß ☁ ✖ ♫ ✈ ☻ ❦ ★ ✭ ✫ ✪ ✔ | 2019-04-10 05:29:49 |
| 76561198179709777 | ♥ 💎 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 🏓"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to loveyou knowing nothing?" -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💄 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌏He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won'tencounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👽 | 2019-04-10 04:15:49 |
| 76561198211670820 | [the 🌂 family 😺 is 🍇 planning ⛳ a 🚗 vacation] 🕺 Peter: 🥞 We 🎍 could 💚 always 🎫 go 🌽 to 🏀 purgatory 💃 like 📒 we 🔋 did 🍧 last 🎁 year. 🍖 [flashback] 🐊 Lois: 🐳 This 😺 isn't 🔋 bad. 🚗 It's 🐟 not 💙 good, 🚙 but 🐝 it's 🎈 not 📘 bad. 🌽 Brian: 🌸 So 💚 so. 🚘 Peter: 👃 More 🌂 or 📗 less. | 2019-04-10 04:12:49 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🌸 -- 🐟 -- 🌽 -- 💚 -- 👑 -- 🥗 -- 👔 -- 📕 -- 🐊 -- 💛 -- 💃 -- 🌏 -- 🎄 -- 🥞 -- 🏓 "You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet;Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?""In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law, And argued each case with my wife;And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw, Has lasted the rest of my life.""You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose That your eye was as steady a 👔 -- 🚗 -- 🚕 -- 🚙 -- 🐳 -- 🥒 -- 👹 -- 😺 -- 🎽 -- 🏀 -- 📘 -- 🌳 -- 🎁 -- 🐛 -- 🍖 | 2019-04-10 01:43:49 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐳 ✖ 👳 ✖ 🎈 ✖ 🌳 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 👔 ✖ 🚗 ✖ 😺 ✖ 🎽 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 🐝 ✖ 🥗 What do you value most: free time, recognition, or money? 🏓 ✖ 🎁 ✖ 💚 ✖ 💙 ✖ 📘 ✖ 🚙 ✖ 🐠 ✖ 🚕 ✖ 🍆 ✖ ⚡ ✖ 💄 ✖ 🔋 | 2019-04-10 00:47:48 |
| 76561198179618386 | If you had to live in a different | | 🍆👃🌸🎍💎💛🌂🚙place, what would it be? | | 👑🌳🏓👔🎫🚕💃🔋 | 2019-04-10 00:21:48 |
| 76561198179682287 | 👑💄🎽|⛳🎫🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👽📀👑|Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?A: Six sick Sikhs (sic). wut | 2019-04-09 23:09:48 |
| 76561198211882476 | Chris: 🐛 Hi, 🐳 my 👳 name 🌋 is 🎫 Chris. 💚 Mom 🌋 and 🚕 dad 🚗 said 📀 that 👾 I'm 📗 supposed 👑 to 🍆 be 🏀 on 🐊 my 💛 best 🐟 behavior 🥗 tonight 💄 and 💙 not 👽 mention 😺 poo. 💃 Oh 🏓 god! 🚘 What 🎄 have 🥞 I 🐠 done? | 2019-04-09 19:47:52 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎽🏓📀📗💄 - ☆ ♥ ☣ ✏ ❂ ✴ ✔ ❦ ♧ ☢ ß ✦ ♡ ♀ ♀ ✧ ❖ ☻ ✈ ♦💎🌽🚙🌸💚 - If you could change something about 📒🍇👳🌳💃 - ㅤㅤ the world, what would it be & why? 🐳👑📘🌋🚙 - ♦ ✈ ☻ ❖ ✧ ♀ ♀ ♡ ✦ ß ☢ ♧ ❦ ✔ ✴ ❂ ✏ ☣ ♥ ☆ | 2019-04-09 19:35:51 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐛 ✔ 🐝 ✔ 💙 ✔ 🎈 ✔ 😺 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🚙 ✔ 👔 ✔ 👑 ✔ 👹 ✔ 🐟 ✔ 💚 ✔ 🏓 ✔ 🌏 Scully: I've heard the truth. Now what I want are the answers. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Mulder: "I'll leave the window rolled down. If I'm not back in a week, I'll call Agent Scully to come and bring you a bowl of water.Krycek: Mulder! Mulder you're not gonna leave me here! (yells from behind the glass)Mulder: What did you say to me?Krycek: What?!Mulder: You called me a bad name! "The X-Files: Tunguska"🐝 ✔ 📗 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 💎 ✔ 👳 ✔ 👹 ✔ 👽 ✔ 🕺 ✔ 🚕 ✔ 💄 ✔ 🎁 ✔ 📘 ✔ 🚗 ✔ 🎄 | 2019-04-09 16:43:45 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🌽🎍📘🏀🐳🐠👽💛🌋⚡ Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐛🚘💚🚕🚗🌏💃💚📀🍆 » feeling with river ♀ » You departed the princes ❀ » behind the sugar ✿ 🌽🔋🎽🐠👹😺⛳🎫👳📗 » peeking my river ✖ » I uncovered my crayons ♂ » before my luggage ♣ 🍇🎈📒🚙🌋👾🌳💎🐝💗 » ouch the running played! ☂ » Oh! zounds! peeking playing shoe. ★ » India falls soon ✳ 🕺🎁🎄📕🐟🥗🏓🥞🥒🏀 | 2019-04-09 16:00:45 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🏀 📗 👾 🚕 👳 🍧 🐊 🍖 ⚡ ⛳👔 [] 🐠 💚 🚗 🎫 🌽 😺 🍆 🌸 👽 👃 👹Calvin: Can you make a living playing silly games? His Dad: Actually, youcan be among the most overpaid people on the planet."You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right." -Calvin"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes🔋 📘 🎽 🎍 📀 💗 🚙 🌂 🐝 🚘 | 2019-04-09 15:31:45 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🌋👑👽 Performance review for 💎👳🚘 Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. A pleasant, outgoing personality who always gets on well with others. will always be noticed and popular in a group. Reacts quickly and decisively in an emergency, keeping a cool head and effectively leading others. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. 🥗 + 🌸 = 📀 | 2019-04-09 14:08:43 |
| 76561198179847314 | 💙 ✳ 🚕 Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine. Will you🔋 ✳ 🎈 please have your master call my master at his convenience? Thank you.🌂 ✳ 🎁 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.🚙 ✳ 🚘 -- "The Rockford Files" 💚📒🍇 | 2019-04-09 07:08:41 |
| 76561198211842796 | ✔ Toes,👃 ✖ knees,👾🌳 ❄ NIPPLES.🚗🍇🐝 ☎ Toes,🐊🏓🕺💚 ✶ knees,📒🍖🍆👑👹 ☼ nipples,🥗🔋💗😺🕺🐛 ✈ KNUCKLES🐳🌋🥞🐠📗🐟📀 ✳ ...🌏⚡🚙🌂👔🌳🏀👃 ✿ Nipples,🎫😺🎈🥗🌽🍆🎍💄🐛 ♪ dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! | 2019-04-09 03:13:41 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🥞👽🐠🍇🚗 |How would you describe| 👳🎄👔🌸⛳🌏😺💄⚡🥒🐟🌽🌳 |me to your friends?| 🍖🎽🏓🎁🥗🍆🐊👑 | 2019-04-09 02:53:40 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👾🌳💗 If you had to leave earth on a spaceship and take 4 friends with you, who would they be? 👑💎💗 | 2019-04-08 23:53:41 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🎈 -- 🕺 -- 🎁 -- 💚 -- 🥒 -- 🎫 -- 📀 -- 📕 -- 👔 -- 🌸 -- 👃 -- ⛳ -- 🥗 -- 🌂 -- 📒 "You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like;Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?""Since I never write programs," his father replied, "Every language looks equally bad;Yet the people keep paying to read all my books And don't realize that they've been had."Proposed Country & Western Song TitlesI Don't Mind If You Lie to Me, As Lon 🕺 -- 🚗 -- 🚙 -- 👳 -- 🌏 -- 🐝 -- 🎍 -- 🌸 -- 📘 -- 📗 -- 👑 -- 👾 -- 🎈 -- 🐳 -- 🥞 | 2019-04-08 23:12:40 |
| Whey | Have a nice week! | 2019-04-08 21:45:34 |
| 76561198179634913 | Joe 📕 Swanson: 👳 At 🐳 least 🐊 I 🎍 can 🎁 do 🌂 this: 💙 [singing] 😺 Joe 📗 Swanson: 🕺 ah, 🏀 ah, 💚 ah, 🎈 AH, 👃 ah, 🍇 ah, 🎈 ah! 🍆 Disabled 🌽 Man: 👽 [electronic 🐟 voice] 📕 [monotonous] 🌳 Disabled 😺 Man: 💄 Ah. 💛 Ah. ⛳ Ah. 📘 Ah. 🌳 Ah. 🏀 Oh 🍇 crap. | 2019-04-08 21:20:17 |
| 76561198179596342 | "This 🥞 is 🏓 an 💚 outrage! 🍧 I 💗 demand 🥗 to 📒 know 🍇 what 📀 happened 🐳 to 🔋 the 🌋 plucky 🚕 lawyer 🍖 and 🚙 her 🍆 compellingly 🐠 short 🐛 garments." 💛 -alien | 2019-04-08 19:48:20 |
| 76561198179575562 | What is the scariest | | 🥗🍖🎁🐳🎄💗📒🍇movie you've ever seen? | | 🍧🌳👑🌋🌸🌽🎍👔 | 2019-04-08 15:40:16 |
| 76561198179843803 | | 🏓🎄💙👃🥞👾🐛💄📘🌋🌽🚙📀👔💃🥗🐝🌂:KidMorgan The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insiston coming along and trying to put things in it.(Diggers) | 🔋🍧🎽🎍💗🎁💛💄🍇⛳🚕🥒👹💎🍆📗🥞💗:luc | 2019-04-08 15:39:16 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🚗 ✏ 🚘 ✏ 📒 ✏ 🌳 ✏ 💚 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 📀 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 💎ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥞 ✏ 💄 ✏ 🐳 ✏ 👽 ✏ 👳 ✏ 📕 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 👾 ✏ 🥒 ✏ 💛 When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is aboutto be cut. When senior scientists talk blue sky, the clouds are about toroll in. Truly, this is not the Tao of Programming. When managers make commitments, game programs are ignored. Whenaccountants make long-range plans, harmony and order are about to be restored.When senior scientists address the problems at hand, the problems will soonbe solved. Truly, this is the Tao of Programming. -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" 🚕 ✏ 📗 ✏ 💗 ✏ 🚘 ✏ 😺 ✏ 🌸 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 👾 ✏ 🐛 ✏ ⚡ | 2019-04-08 13:56:15 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐊📀💙 Performance review for 🌸🚙🎁 A self-starter – someone who always finds out the right thing to do and gets on with the job. If a manager has given no guidance will still take appropriate action. If the required tools are unavailable, they is able to improvise. Of average build. is ready to contribute to heavy or physical jobs, but needs help from people better equipped. Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. 🍆 + 🌂 = 🏀 | 2019-04-08 13:54:14 |
| tufan | don't buy factorio even if i beg for you to buy it, absolutely addicting | 2019-04-08 11:28:52 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🔋🐠🌽💙👃 |When was the last time you| 🌳💎👹🍧🎍🏀🐝🥒👑🎈🐟👳🌏 |saw an animal in the wild?| 💄💚🚙😺💗🚘🥞🏓 | 2019-04-08 11:23:15 |
| 76561198179633358 | --------------------------------------------------------------Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.[War] is instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're humanbeings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But wecan stop it. We can admit that we're killers ... but we're not goingto kill today. That's all it takes! Knowing that we're not going tokill today! -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0--------------------------------------------------------------📘💛📕🎄😺💗🐛🕺🍖🎁👾⛳👔🐊👹👑🌏🎍🌸🐝🎽👃📗📕😺🍧👽🏓🐳💄🥒👳🎁🎄💃🎫🎈🕺🌽💚⚡🔋🚗🐳🐠 | 2019-04-08 09:53:14 |
| 76561198211879112 | Peter: 💛 I 🕺 haven't 🏓 cleaned 🐊 since 🐝 Bounty 🎄 dropped 🚗 me 🎽 as 🍖 their ⚡ spokesman. 🍆 [flashback] 🐛 Peter: 💄 So 🎍 Rosie, 🐟 I 🎁 just 👃 spilled 🌋 this 🍇 glass 🚙 of 👑 warm 🏀 yellow 💙 liquid 🥒 on 🎈 the 🎄 counter 👾 and 📒 you're 🥞 telling 👽 me 💗 that 🍧 Bounty 🎁 can 📕 pick ⛳ it 🎫 up 💎 in 🐠 five 🌽 seconds? 🐊 Spokesperson: 💛 What 🎍 the 🐠 hell 📘 is 📀 that? 🚙 Peter: 🌂 Five 🐳 seconds... 🐝 Spokesperson: 👔 Is 💚 that? 🍖 Peter: 📗 Four 😺 seconds... 🌏 Spokesperson: 💃 It 🕺 smells 🌋 like... 🚕 Peter: 🌳 Three 👳 seconds... 🏓 Spokesperon: 📘 That's... 🥒 Peter: 🏀 CLEAN 👃 MY 🔋 PEE. | 2019-04-08 09:38:14 |
| 76561198179768678 | When's the last time you felt seriously disappointed? >> 👹🕺🎄🌽👑 << | 2019-04-08 08:53:16 |
| 76561198179809977 | 📗🚗🌏 Performance review for 📀🐠🌽 Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. 💙 + 🎄 = 🏓 | 2019-04-08 08:10:14 |
| 76561198179780423 | 📗🕺👹⚡👳🌂🐛🚘🏀💚💛🎽💙🥒💄👃💃👾🐊🥞🎈🎍📘💛🎄😺🍖👔🚙🍆 "Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like andmake up reasons for it afterwards."-- Soren F. Petersen 🐠⚡⛳🎫🌸📀🏓🐳📒👽🥒👳💗🚘🎍🎁🐟🐠💎💄🌽🚙🏀👑🍇🐊🚕📗🌋🍧 | 2019-04-08 07:13:13 |
| 76561198179841167 | [Brian 🐝 and 🎽 Chris 🏓 try 👽 to ⛳ sneak 🐳 into 📀 a 💄 fair 👹 by 🎁 wearing 🔋 a 🌏 horse 🐊 suit] 🍖 Ticket 💙 Seller: 🚕 Wait 🍆 a 📕 minute... 🚙 your 👃 ass 🌳 just 🍧 sneezed. 👑 And 🌸 horses 👳 can't 🥗 talk. 🕺 No, 🌂 no... 🎫 nothing 🥞 here 🏓 adds 🎍 up 📒 at 🐛 all. | 2019-04-08 04:39:13 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🎈📘🐊|😺👑🍇| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📕🚙🐳|Q: What is purple and conquered the world?A: Alexander the Grape. wut | 2019-04-08 01:56:13 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🌳🚗⚡ Performance review for 🐳🔋🌏 Does not shirk duties, but always instigates and encourages load-sharing with other members of the team, resulting in strong group output. Consistently plans and monitors the work of team-members. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. A natural leader. People tend to listen and follow their example and guidance. is chosen as leader without making an issue of leadership. has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. 🏀 + 📀 = 🥗 | 2019-04-08 00:53:11 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🎈👾🐊🐝🥞🐠🎫📗💄🎄 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👳📘😺👽🕺💗💃🍇📒🔋 » following my book, ✣ » Brazil challenged my flowers ☢ » throughout my clothing ✦ 💙🚕🎍📕💛🚗🌏🐛🌳🚕 » blowing my river ❉ » I imagined my fingers ✰ » behind my sugar ☁ 🍧🌂👑🐳🚙📕💎😺🏀🥗 » love chairs in water ✭ » when princes make to loiter ☺ » because fingers hunt ❃ 🐝🐟💚💄🌸📀🎽🥒👾🐠 | 2019-04-07 20:01:08 |
| 76561198179682287 | ☼ Even💗 ß a👔🐊 ✪ blind🌽🌳👳 ♪ pig🚘🌋📀📕 ❃ stumbles🥒🍆🥞💚🐟 ✬ upon💃🎄🎫🚕🐠🎈 ✿ a few acorns. | 2019-04-07 19:24:08 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🥗🐳📀🐠🌋🎫📒📗🎈💚 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👃💎🌂🐝🚙🐳🌏🌸🌳💛 » While torturing the ✰ » papers, Emperor pondered ☣ » without weaving time ✲ 👔👑📕🌳🚕🎍🎫👹🎄🏀 » fie the weaving taught! ✿ » fie! hark! leaving leaving suit. ♡ » Emperor falls soon ❁ 🎁🍧🥒🌋🌽🐟🔋🚘😺🐠 » darn the basking played! ★ » Oh! ouch! pulling breaking shoe. ❂ » Panda runs brightly ♂ 💗💎📗👳🥞🍇📕🚙👾🍖 | 2019-04-07 18:28:15 |
| 76561198179677447 | ß I💗 ↕ never👔👳 ❄ met🥒👃🐟 ☆ a🌸🎄🔋🚗 ♣ piece🐝💎👽💛🌂 ☼ of🎫🥗🌽🌏💄🚙 ♠ chocolate I didn't like. | 2019-04-07 16:42:15 |
| 76561198179863334 | ☢ When🚙 ♪ my🎫😺 ٿ brain💗👾🎄 ✈ begins📀🌋🌂💚 ♂ to🥞🐳👾🍖🌽 ♧ reel🐊🔋👳🐠🚘🐝 ❄ from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. -- Ignatius Reilly | 2019-04-07 15:56:16 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🐠🕺👑👽🌏 - ✈ ✿ ● ✯ ✫ ✿ ✱ ☺ ❖ ☆ ✪ ☻ ❃ ♀ ♪ ✩ ✭ ✶ ☀ ♠🐝🎈🚙⚡🏀 - What was the most agonizing 💎🌳💄📒💚 - ㅤㅤ hour of your life? 📘🐛👃🚗🍧 - ♠ ☀ ✶ ✭ ✩ ♪ ♀ ❃ ☻ ✪ ☆ ❖ ☺ ✱ ✿ ✫ ✯ ● ✿ ✈ | 2019-04-07 15:49:16 |
| 76561198179424285 | What are you | | 🎄🐝🌏💗📗🐠🚘🌽good at? | | 📕⚡👾🥒💄🐟⛳👃 | 2019-04-07 15:45:15 |
| .OldPlayer | I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose . . | 2019-04-07 15:09:16 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🕺📀🎄 Performance review for 👹🚗👑 can be polite, respectful and courteous on occasions and with certain people, but is not by nature polite, and has upset someone once or twice in the last six months – inside the business or outside – with a lack of respect. Uncertain of capabilities and needing frequent reassurance. Or over-confident and sometimes overbearing. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. 🎍 + 👾 = 🚕 | 2019-04-07 14:38:16 |
| 76561198179639682 | 👹 Dear ... 👽 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 🎫 ✩ 🥞 ✩ 🥞 ✩ 🚗 ✩ 🌳 ✩ 🚘 ✩ 🌏 ✩ 💗 ✩ 📒 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 👾 ✩ 🎍 ✩ 🍖 ✩ 🌽 ✩ 🔋 Yours truly, Alina Hynek (the cat)😺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167046956 💃 | 2019-04-07 13:15:13 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🚘 ☆ 🥒 The Great Movie Posters:🌂 ☆ 🎁 🕺 ☆ 🚗 HOODLUMS FROM ANOTHER WORLD ON A RAY-GUN RAMPAGE!💛 ☆ 🚙 -- Teenagers from Outher Space (1959)💙 ☆ 🌸 😺 ☆ 💚 Which will be Her Mate... MAN OR BEAST?⛳ ☆ 🌽 Meet Velda -- the Kind of Woman -- Man or Gorilla would kill... to Keep.🏓 ☆ 📘 -- Untamed Mistress (1960)📀 ☆ 🐊 🍆 ☆ 💃 NOW AN ALL-MIGHTY ALL-NEW MOTION PICTURE BRINGS THEM TOGETHER FOR THE📕 ☆ 🌳 FIRST TIME... HISTORY'S MOST GIGANTIC MONSTERS IN COMBAT ATOP MOUNT FUJI!🐝 ☆ 🐟 -- King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963) 🏓🎄🚕 | 2019-04-07 13:00:17 |
| 76561198179803382 | Which TV family is | | 😺🚙💃👾⛳🚗🚘📀most like your own? | | 📕👃💎🔋🏓😺🎍🐟 | 2019-04-07 12:39:13 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🏓🌳👑🍧🌳 - ❁ ❄ ♦ ♫ ♣ ✶ ❖ ❦ ☺ ✧ ☁ ✰ ❀ ♂ ☻ ❃ ✔ ✥ ✧ ✲😺🐠👔🐟📒 - What living person, other than 🎈⛳🐝🎍🚗 - ㅤㅤ family members, do you most admire? 🎽🌋🥞💚👾 - ✲ ✧ ✥ ✔ ❃ ☻ ♂ ❀ ✰ ☁ ✧ ☺ ❦ ❖ ✶ ♣ ♫ ♦ ❄ ❁ | 2019-04-07 10:52:11 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📗📒👹🍧🚕🍆⛳💃💄🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥞🥗🎄🌽🚗🌏💚📀💗🎽 » darn the basking went! ☻ » drat! ouch! basking breaking dog. ♪ » Florida hunts soon ♣ 🥒🐠⚡💙🍇🎁🌳🎈🎍😺 » ouch the weaving taught! ✭ » zounds! Oh! pulling feeling trick. ❃ » England runs strangely ☼ 👹🎫📕🚘🐝🥒💎📗🏀👑 » false flowers confessed. ♫ » bright barbers rejoiced brightly ✯ » tired elbows agreed ☁ 🚙🍖👃📘🏓🐟🐝🐛💃🎄 | 2019-04-07 10:26:10 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🌸🌏👃🚙🎍💃📀🍆👔🐝 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💚🏀🚗🐳🎁🥒💗👑🌳🍧 » summoning my limb, ✳ » Monkey attached my princes ✶ » under my water ♪ 📘🔋🎈👃🎍🍇🏀🐝🏓🎫 » into the clothing, ♦ » Emperor and Alice walk. ☁ » Denmark starts feeling. ✪ ⚡🐊🚙💙👳📕📀🌂🐟💚 » While admiring the ☼ » barbers, Mexico measured ❂ » without running truth ✦ 🎽⛳🚗🥞💃😺🌏🐛🚕👹 | 2019-04-07 08:20:11 |
| 76561198179668874 | ☢ It's🌽 ♡ so👔🌸 ٿ beautifully🚙🚗📗 ♀ arranged👑🕺📘💛 ☆ on🐠🎍🎄🚕👹 ♂ the🎫👳🐳🥗💄🥒 ✏ plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it. -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine. | 2019-04-07 07:47:10 |
| 76561198179573195 | --------------------------------------------------------------Totally illogical, there was no chance. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3We have phasers, I vote we blast 'em! -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.2--------------------------------------------------------------🐊👳🚗🌏🎽🚙⚡🌸👃📕🎍🍧💙💄🥗👑🍇🐠📒🐛💚🐝💃🍆🎫🔋📀🌂🎄🌽📘👹😺🏀🐳⛳🥞🐟🌳🏓🌳📀🐟📕🌏 | 2019-04-07 04:49:09 |
| 76561198179847314 | Michelle: 👽 When 🏀 we 🍇 get 🌽 back 🚙 to 👳 the 💃 hole 🌏 we ⛳ are 🕺 going 🎈 to 🎁 have 🐛 a 📕 long 🍆 🥞 boring 😺 talk 🥒 about 🌋 our 🎽 relationship. | 2019-04-07 00:17:08 |
| 76561198211804512 | ⛳📀🍆💃🎄 |Do you believe in the| 👹💙👃💎📗📕📒😺🐠🥒🚘🍇💛 |concept of "the one"?| 🐊🎈🌸👑👔🐛👃🌋 | 2019-04-06 23:08:07 |
| 76561198179710665 | 💚🕺🌽|🚗🎁🎄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💎💃😺|Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question." idk | 2019-04-06 22:26:07 |
| 76561198179500879 | Brian: 🔋 Do 🍇 you 🏓 listen 💛 to 🐳 yourself 💄 when 👽 you 👑 talk? 👃 Peter: 💚 Eh, 🎽 I 👹 drift 🥗 in 🥞 and 🌏 out. | 2019-04-06 22:22:07 |
| 76561198211598984 | 📘🐛👳🐠📀 - ❃ ☣ ✏ ✥ ❋ ♂ ❀ ♥ ☁ ✩ ♂ ✴ ∞ ☢ ☆ ♂ ✿ ❁ ☂ ♣🚙💗🌏⚡🍖 - Using one word, how would 🌳🎫🍇🚗📀 - ㅤㅤ you describe your family? ⛳🍆🏓👽⚡ - ♣ ☂ ❁ ✿ ♂ ☆ ☢ ∞ ✴ ♂ ✩ ☁ ♥ ❀ ♂ ❋ ✥ ✏ ☣ ❃ | 2019-04-06 21:54:07 |
| 76561198179509657 | Chris: 📀 Hey 💃 dad, 🚘 look. 👽 I 🍖 put 🌳 honey 🎁 on 🕺 my 🥗 back, 🎫 and 😺 now 👹 the 👑 ants 🌂 are 🌏 carrying 🐊 me 🔋 home. 🏀 [laughing] 🎽 Peter: 👳 Aw, 🐳 that's ⚡ nothing. 🐛 He 📕 does 🌽 the 👔 same 🌋 thing ⛳ at 💚 home, 📒 but 🌸 with 🍇 Velveeta 🐠 and 💎 cockroaches. 🐝 And 📗 if 📘 ya 🎈 turn 🚕 on 🚙 the 👃 lights 🎍 really 🐟 fast, 💄 they'll 🍆 slam 🥒 him 💛 right 🚗 into 🐛 the 🏓 fridge. | 2019-04-06 21:48:08 |
| 76561198179819778 | --------------------------------------------------------------I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There isnothing good in war. Except its ending. -- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5--------------------------------------------------------------🎄👾👃👹🍖🐟🎁🎄🌽🏓🐳📗📕📒🍆🌳👽😺💎🍖💚🥞🕺💗🌏🏀🐝🎍🚕🥗🏓📘🚗👳🍇🐛🚙📀🍧🌂⚡💙🔋🐠👔 | 2019-04-06 18:47:06 |
| Jackie Chun | Have a great day | 2019-04-06 15:57:54 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🎁🐳📕|🐊🏀🐛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍇💛🥞|Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register. idk | 2019-04-06 15:47:06 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐝🌏🏓🎄🐛📕📘💛🌋😺🥗👾🕺🌂👃Jayne (being attacked by reavers, after being made to leave his weaponsbehind): "Boy, sure would be nice to have some GRENADES, don'tcha think?"🎍🎁🥒🎽🐠📗🥞💙🏀📒🍧🚗🥗🎈👑 | 2019-04-06 15:39:06 |
| 76561198211741980 | | 💛📕👾🌳🕺👑🚙🍖🚘🐛👃🏀🍇💗⚡🐊🌋🎍:ftm2_moo The Disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailors who get funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and set out for the antipodes soon learned that the reason why distant ships sometimes looked as though they were disappearing over the edge of the world was that they were disappearing over the edge of the world.(The Light Fantastic) | 💎🥞📀👔🥒🐠💄🥗🎁🌏👾🔋💃📒🎄🕺👳🎈:charlott | 2019-04-06 15:31:05 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🐳 Dear ... 🐊 → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz 🚕 ♂ 🎈 ♂ 👾 ♂ 💚 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 📒 ♂ 🏀 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 👔 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 📗 ♂ 😺 ♂ 👹 Yours truly, Michale Elkind (the cat)🚘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167033377 🔋 | 2019-04-06 15:26:05 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🐠🥒💎⚡🥞🥗🏓📘⛳🌂👔😺🍖👃👾🔋📒🍇🎈🚙🎍💙🏀💛🐝🎄🌏💃🎫👑 ... Fortunately, the responsibility for providing evidence is on the part ofthe person making the claim, not the critic. It is not the responsibilityof UFO skeptics to prove that a UFO has never existed, nor is it theresponsibility of paranormal-health-claims skeptics to prove that crystalsor colored lightsnever healed anyone. The skeptic's role is to point outclaims that are not adequately supported by acceptable evidcence and toprovide plausible alternative explanations that are more in keeping withthe accepted body of scientific evidence. ...- Thomas L. Creed, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, pg. 215 🐛🏀🐟🎈🐊🚕📀💎📗🏓👳👹🐳🥗👽📕💛🚘🍆🚗⚡🐛🐝🍖🚙🕺🌋💚🍇👳 | 2019-04-06 15:22:07 |
| 76561198179702987 | Dr. 🎽 Zoidberg: 🐊 "Okay, 🌋 so 😺 you're 🚕 nonchalant, 💎 stop ⛳ rubbing 🌂 our 🍇 noses 📀 in 🐛 it. | 2019-04-06 14:07:06 |
| 76561198179634866 | 📕 ♥ 👑 The Great Movie Posters:🥒 ♥ 🌏 🎫 ♥ 📒 A mis-spawned murderous abomination from the nether reaches of an⛳ ♥ 👹 unimaginable hell.👃 ♥ 💎 -- The Killer of Castle Brood (1967)💚 ♥ 🌸 📘 ♥ 🚙 NEW -- SICKENING HORROR to make your STOMACH TURN and FLESH CRAWL!🎈 ♥ 😺 -- Frankenstein's Bloody Terror (1968)🐝 ♥ 🎽 🏓 ♥ 🎍 LUST-MAD MEN AND LAWLESS WOMEN IN A VICIOUS AND SENSUOUS ORGY OF SLAUGHTER!🥞 ♥ 🐊 -- Five Bloody Graves (1969)🐟 ♥ 🏀 🍧 ♥ 🐛 The family that slays together stays together.🐝 ♥ 🚗 -- Bloody Mama (1970) 🎄💛💗 | 2019-04-06 13:39:04 |
| 76561198211661172 | It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality. -- Local ordinance, Euclid Ohio 😱 I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it. 😯 Arithmetic: An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries. 🤥 "If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws. Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people most of the time."-- George Gerbner 😚Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.😶 Suffering alone exists, none who suffer;The deed there is, but no doer thereof;Nirvana is, but no one is seeking it;The Path there is, but none who travel it. -- "Buddhist Symbolism", Symbols and Values 😲 | 2019-04-06 12:23:05 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🌽🥗🎫 Performance review for 🏀👽🌋 can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, engages in the conversation, but contributions show a lack of understanding at first. Needs to make more effort to listen, learn and adjust. Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. always completes any assignment on time and to a high standard. ⚡ + 🍆 = 🚕 | 2019-04-06 10:47:04 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐠🥗 ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ fantastic. 🎍🌸🕺👳 party down- 🌳🏀💙🐝ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (♥_♥) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ^ↀᴥↀ^ !!!* 👃🌏🥞💗💚ô¿ô ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ []_ ([]) []_ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ "(◔/‿\◔) 🎽🍆 | 2019-04-06 06:49:49 |
| 76561198179819838 | But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- Calvin 🤓 There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of us 😲 Joshu: What is the true Way?Nansen: Every way is the true Way.J: Can I study it?N: The more you study, the further from the Way.J: If I don't study it, how can I know it?N: The Way does not belong to things seen: nor to things unseen. It does not belong to things known: nor to things unknown. Do not seek it, study it, or name it. To find yourself on it, open yourself as wide as the sky. 😷Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.🤕Famous Original Ray's Superior Court😵 Jenkinson's Law: It won't work. 🤐 'It's time to-''Prod buttock, sir?' said Carrot, hurriedly.'Close,' said Vimes, taking a deep drag and blowing out a smoke ring, 'but no cigar.'(Feet of Clay) 😴 | 2019-04-06 04:48:50 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🏀 ß 🚙 Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges!👳 ß 💎 -- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre" 📗👹🍧 | 2019-04-06 04:35:49 |
| 76561198211691280 | ✩ Home🐛 ☁ on🍧😺 ✳ the💄🐝🌸 ♀ Range💚🚘🐟💗 ❂ was👑🐊🌳📒🌋 ✔ originally🕺🍖⛳💛🍇👾 ♥ written in beef-flat. | 2019-04-05 21:49:28 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🕺 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎽 Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught. 👹 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-04-05 20:46:22 |
| 76561198211842796 | | 👳👹📘🐊🥗🌏🏓👑🍖🥒👾📒💛👔🎈📗👳👽:Liz You Bastard was thinking: ...Delta squared. Thus, dimensional pressure k will result in a ninety-degree transformation in Chi(16/x/pu)t for a K-bundle of any three invariables. Or four minutes, plus or minus ten seconds...The camel looked down at the great pads of his feet.Let speed equal gallop.(Pyramids) | 🌋🍆🐟🚙💃💛🥞🐠👔⛳🐝🌸🍧🔋📕💚📀🐳:buk | 2019-04-05 19:37:17 |
| _133 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥞 * 🔋 * 👾 * 🌸 * 🎈 * 📗 * ⚡ * 🚘 * 🐳 * 💛 * 🍖 * 🥒 * 🍆 * 👑 * 👹 * 👽ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?ㅤ* Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.ㅤ* Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.👔 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 💄 * 👳 * ⛳ * 🚗 * 🍇 * 🎄 * 🐟 * 📒 * 🐠 * 📀 * 🏀 * 🥗 * 📘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-04-05 16:21:09 |
| 76561198179809977 | Stewie: 🥞 [pointing 💚 a 🌂 mind-control 🎫 device 📗 at 🍆 Lois] 📒 Aha, 💄 mother. 🐟 So 🔋 we 🐝 meet 🐠 again. 🌳 Lois: 📀 Stewie, 🐳 I 🚗 thought 💛 I 🎈 tucked 🐊 you 🍧 in 👽 bed. 👳 Stewie: 💃 Not 🎽 tightly 🎄 enough, 😺 you 📘 see. | 2019-04-05 13:33:55 |
| 76561198179634913 | 👹👽👾|📀💄🚕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙🎽🐟|Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time. ??? | 2019-04-05 13:04:53 |
| 76561198179843803 | 💗 ♂ 🐛 Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now? 🎽🥞⛳ | 2019-04-05 07:37:39 |
| 76561198211715440 | 👽 ♀ 👳 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 📕 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🎄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌽 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🍆 The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, beregarded as a criminal offence. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 🐠 ♀ 🚘 ♀ ⛳ ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🎈 | 2019-04-05 07:32:38 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🌸 ¤ 😺 ¤ 🎽 ¤ 🐊 ¤ 📗 ¤ 🐟 ¤ 🚗 ¤ 🚕 ¤ 👃 ¤ 🍖 ¤ 📘 ¤ 🥗 ¤ 👑 ¤ 🎫 Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY from him ... horizontally.Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten? "The X-Files: The Calusari"Mulder: So what if they had sex?Scully: So we know that it wasn't an alien that probed her. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"🏓 ¤ 🚙 ¤ 🌳 ¤ 🌏 ¤ 🌽 ¤ 🚗 ¤ 🥒 ¤ 🚘 ¤ 🏓 ¤ 🐝 ¤ 📘 ¤ 🥞 ¤ 🎍 ¤ 📕 | 2019-04-05 06:51:39 |
| 76561198179695038 | On a scale of 1-10, how | | 💚👑🌸🐳👾⚡🌳💃strict are/were your parents? | | 👹🥗🎫🐝🎁🍇🐊💄 | 2019-04-05 06:44:39 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🍧 ✯ 🌸 Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?👳 ✯ 🎍 -- Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" 👾📀💃 | 2019-04-05 06:29:40 |
| 76561198179596342 | "Good 💙 news, 🌸 everyone." 👽 -Professor 🥞 👃 "Uh 📕 oh. 🕺 I 💚 don't 🚕 like 🔋 the 🌂 sound 🐳 of 🌏 that." 🌳 -Bender 🌂 😺 "You'll 🐝 be 💄 making 🥒 a 🚘 delivery 👽 to 🍧 the 💃 planet ⚡ Trisaw." 🍖 -Professor 🍆 🎄 "Here 💛 it 📘 comes." 👑 -Bender 🚙 🚗 "A 🔋 mysterious 🍇 world 📒 in 👹 the ⛳ darkest 💗 depths 🍆 of 👑 the 🎁 forbidden 🌋 zone." 🎍 -Professor 🌏 💙 "Thank 📗 you, 👃 and 🎈 goodnight." 📒 -Bender | 2019-04-05 06:16:40 |
| 76561198179618386 | 👹 Dear ... 🍆 → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 👽 ♦ 🥞 ♦ 👃 ♦ 📘 ♦ 🌸 ♦ 💚 ♦ 🐊 ♦ 👑 ♦ 💗 ♦ 👔 ♦ 🚕 ♦ 🎄 ♦ 🎽 ♦ 📕 ♦ 💃 Yours truly, Yon Magnotti (the cat)📒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167019628 🚘 | 2019-04-05 03:41:39 |
| 76561198211819232 | 📕 ❦ 🐟 ❦ 💛 ❦ 💚 ❦ 👃 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🌋 ❦ 🥒 ❦ 🌂 ❦ 💙 ❦ 📒 ❦ ⛳ ❦ 🎁 ❦ 🥗 Jose: I'm familiar with Detective Manners's 'colorful' phraseology.Mulder: You still going to hold the boy?"Detective Manners: You bet your blankity-blank bleep I am!Mulder: The victim seems to confirm his alibi.Detective Manners: The hell she did! Those kid's stories couldn't be more bleepin' different. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later? "The X-Files: Quagmire"🌸 ❦ 🌏 ❦ 🏓 ❦ 📗 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 💎 ❦ 👳 ❦ 🚗 ❦ 🚙 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🌳 ❦ 👔 ❦ 🏀 ❦ 👃 | 2019-04-05 02:59:37 |
| 76561198179860286 | Peter: 🐝 Yeah, 💗 I'm 🐟 looking 🐛 for 🎈 some 🔋 toilet 👔 training 🎁 books. ⚡ Salesman: 🏀 Oh, 🌏 yes, 📗 we 👽 can 🥞 help 🚘 you 💃 there. 📒 "Everyone ⛳ poops" 🌸 is 🍆 still 🚙 the 💙 standard, 🐝 of 🌋 course. 🎍 We've 👹 also 🚕 got 🎫 less 👃 popular 🐠 "Nobody 💚 Poops 🍇 But 🐊 You". 💛 Peter: 📘 Huh... 🍖 well... 🚗 you 📀 see... 🥗 we're 👾 Catholic 📕 so... 🕺 uh... 🎄 Salesman: 👳 Oh, 🌳 well 🐳 then 🎁 you 🌂 want 🥒 "You're 👹 a 💎 Naughty 😺 Child 💄 and 📗 that's 👑 Concentrated 🍧 Evil 🐟 Coming 💗 Out 🥒 of ⚡ the 🌽 Back 🌳 of 📕 You". | 2019-04-05 02:21:09 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🎈 -- 🍆 -- 🥗 -- 👳 -- 🍇 -- 🐠 -- 👑 -- 🌳 -- 📀 -- 🐛 -- 🍧 -- 🍖 -- 🎫 -- 👃 -- 🔋 Time goes, you say?Ah no!Time stays, *we* go. -- Austin DobsonAnd I heard Jeff exclaim,As they strolled out of sight,"Merry Christmas to all --You take credit cards, right?" -- "Outsiders" comicAnd the silence came surging softly backwardsWhen the plunging hooves were gone... -- Walter de La Mare, "The Listeners" 💄 -- 📘 -- 💛 -- 🎄 -- 🌸 -- 🎍 -- 🚘 -- 🌽 -- 🌋 -- 📀 -- 🐟 -- 👹 -- ⛳ -- 💎 -- 🚕 | 2019-04-05 00:41:08 |
| 76561198179863334 | What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party? >> 🚘💄🔋📒😺 << | 2019-04-05 00:14:07 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🐝💎📗 Have you ever fantasized about changing your first name? To what? 🌸📘💄 | 2019-04-04 23:16:07 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🌳👳🎽 Performance review for 🍖🐝👔 takes criticism seriously and tries to learn from it, though can sometimes be a little defensive. Generally clean and tidy, but at times, their work-station needs organizing and tidying. Sometimes fails to clean up at the end of the day. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don't stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. 🏓 + 💚 = 🕺 | 2019-04-04 23:06:08 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ! | 2019-04-04 21:24:58 |
| 76561198179802829 | What was your weirdest interest or hobby as a kid? >> 🐳👳🐠🎍🔋 << | 2019-04-04 18:14:08 |
| 76561198211741980 | Leela: 🐛 "We've 🌏 blown 🍖 out 🎁 one 🎍 of 💛 our 🌸 engines." 💎 Fry: 🎈 "Fix 🐝 it, 🚙 fix 🕺 it, 🎽 fix 👑 it, 🌋 fix 👽 it, 👳 fix 📕 it, 🌳 fix 💙 it... 🎫 fix ⚡ it, 🏓 fix 🔋 it, 📘 fix 🚗 it!" | 2019-04-04 17:19:49 |
| 76561198211599340 | 👔🏓👳⛳🍇🌋🎁🐛⚡🚗🌳💙👾👃🏀🎄📀🍆📗💗💄🥒📘💛💙🐝👹🐊🚕🎈 Sigmund Freud is alleged to have said that in the last analysis theentire fieldof psychology may reduce to biological electrochemistry. 🎍🍧💎🔋💃🥞🐟🌽🌂🥗🌸🎽💚👑👽😺🏀👾📕🐝🌏🚙🎫🌽🏓⛳🍖💚📒🕺 | 2019-04-04 16:57:47 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👾 🏀 📀 📗 🏓 🕺 🐛 🌽 🍇 💃👽 [] 👃 🎽 🌋 🐊 🚕 📒 🚗 👔 ⛳ 👳 💚I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- Calvin"That's the problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists tryingto describe things of unimaginable wonder." -CalvinWell, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvin📕 🎫 🐝 🔋 💙 🌂 💄 🥒 😺 🐳 | 2019-04-04 16:25:48 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🎄 🌋 🐟 📒 ⛳ 🥞 🚗 📘 💗 💎🐊 [] 💛 🐝 🌏 📗 💃 🚙 🌸 🍆 🚕 🌽 🍖Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe? Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- CalvinHobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends Calvin : That's when I watch TV.💚 🚘 💄 👃 🔋 🎽 🐠 🎍 📒 🐳 | 2019-04-04 16:05:48 |
| 76561198179556699 | --------------------------------------------------------------You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7Wait! You have not been prepared! -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2--------------------------------------------------------------💗🌽🌏💚🎍🎈🥞🍆📕🚕⛳🕺📒👹🐛🚘🎁🌸🌳👾🚗🥒📘👃🎽💃👑🐊🍖🕺📀🚙⛳👳🐠💙🍆🌂🎍🐝🍧💛💄👽🎫 | 2019-04-04 14:20:37 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👹 🚘 👳 👽 🌋 🌳 🍧 💛 📒 🐠💚 [] 🍇 🥒 🥞 💃 💙 🐳 📗 💗 👑 🏀 🐝The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- CalvinThere's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. -- CalvinI'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning andhappiness. -- Calvin🐛 🕺 💎 🐊 🌸 😺 🌽 🚙 🌏 🍖 | 2019-04-04 13:33:36 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌂Love isn't only blind, it's also deaf, dumb, and stupid. ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐟Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👹 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔 | 2019-04-04 11:27:54 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌸🕺🎄 How do you really feel about your boss? ⚡👹👽 | 2019-04-04 07:17:36 |
| 76561198179361029 | "I 🐳 love 🌳 every 👃 living 🌋 creature." 📗 -Leela 🕺 "Even ⚡ me?" 🌂 -Fry 💄 "As 👽 a 🥞 friend." 🍆 -Leela | 2019-04-04 06:02:36 |
| 76561198179573195 | 📘💄📀|🎄🥗🏀| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💛👾🥞|Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question." wut | 2019-04-04 05:38:31 |
| 76561198179768678 | 👔 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐠 👽 💛 🐟 ⚡ 🐊 📕 🚕 👾 🐛 🌂 🐳 🥒 🍖 📒 🎫 🥞Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surestpoison is time. -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude" Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get afresh one for a quarter of the price? 🔋 👹 🏓 📗 😺 🚘 👳 🍇 📕 🥗 💃 💙 👃 💚 🐠 🌳 | 2019-04-04 05:22:31 |
| 76561198179854946 | Bob Barker: "I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me fromskinning you alive... as long as no one wears the skin."Fry: "How can I live my life if I can't tell good from evil?" Bender: "Ah, they're both fine choices, whatever floats your boat." 😘 It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in thedevil when he is the only explanation of it. -- Ronald Knox, "Let Dons Delight" 😩 Consultation, n.: Medical term meaning "to share the wealth." 🤒"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moralcrisis, preserved their neutrality."-- Dante😵 Operative (to Mal): "You can not make me angry."Inara: "Please - spend an hour with him!" 😷 "Rights" is a fictional abstraction. No one has "Rights", neither machinesnor flesh-and-blood. Persons... have opportunities, not rights, which theyuse or do not use. -- Lazarus Long 😗 | 2019-04-04 03:54:31 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🍖🔋🍧👑⚡ - ❄ ✿ ❂ ✏ ❄ ✣ ٿ ♀ ♡ ✶ ✯ ✱ ღ ♦ ✬ ☎ ✦ ● ✫ ♪🥗🏀🕺🎄🚕 - Have you ever set two friends 📘👹🚗👳🌳 - ㅤㅤ up on a date? (How did it go?) 👔🌸👾🐝⛳ - ♪ ✫ ● ✦ ☎ ✬ ♦ ღ ✱ ✯ ✶ ♡ ♀ ٿ ✣ ❄ ✏ ❂ ✿ ❄ | 2019-04-04 03:20:31 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🎁💎🐊👹🐳👑🍖🐛👃👽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🕺💃🔋🚕🎫💄🚕🐠💚💙 » capturing my trail, ♦ » Paris measured my elbows ♫ » under my clothing ✏ 🍧🎈📒🎍🍆👳🚙💗🎁🥒 » breaking your totem ❉ » I refriended your crayons ☼ » under your sugar ☢ 🚗🍇🚘⛳🏓💛🔋🌏🌽🌋 » hunt chairs in luggage ☺ » when barbers scold to loiter ✖ » because blossoms scold ♣ 📘💚🌸🥞😺🌂🥗👾🚘🏀 | 2019-04-04 03:03:30 |
| 76561198179682287 | 💙 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 👃 ✥ 👹 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 💚 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 👑 ✥ 🌋 ✥ 🐳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥗 ✥ ⚡ ✥ ⛳ ✥ 🐠 ✥ 🎽 ✥ 📀 ✥ 💃 ✥ 📗 ✥ 🕺 ✥ 💛 The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of adigital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the topof a mountain or in the petals of a flower. To think otherwise is to demeanthe Buddha -- which is to demean oneself. -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" 🐟 ✥ 🌳 ✥ 🎁 ✥ 📕 ✥ 📘 ✥ 🔋 ✥ 👳 ✥ 🚗 ✥ 🎫 ✥ 📀 | 2019-04-04 02:19:55 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👔 ♪ 🐝 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🌳 ♪ 🕺 ♪ 🎈 ♪ 📒 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🍆 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 📕 Would you consider yourself an introvert, extrovert, or ambivert? 🥞 ♪ 🎽 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🍖 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 📀 ♪ 🏓 ♪ 💎 ♪ 👃 ♪ 🥒 | 2019-04-04 02:08:55 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👾 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👑 A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with aquestion. "Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked. The Chief Priest had been in the temple for many years and could berelied upon to know these things. He thought for several minutes beforereplying. "I don't see why not. It's got bloody well everything else." With that, the Chief Priest went to lunch. The novice suddenlyachieved enlightenment, several years later.Commentary:His Master is kind,Answering his FAQ quickly,With thought and sarcasm. 👹 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🥗 | 2019-04-03 22:44:53 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💃🎫⚡|👽🥗🐠| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚘🚕🐝|Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate?A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away. wat | 2019-04-03 22:12:53 |
| 76561198179797383 | 👔 Dear ... 👽 → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz 🐠 ❦ 👃 ❦ 📒 ❦ 🚘 ❦ 🏀 ❦ 📗 ❦ 😺 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 💄 ❦ 🌳 ❦ 🎽 ❦ 🔋 ❦ 👹 ❦ 🎁 ❦ 👑 Yours truly, Zack Grothaus (the cat)🕺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084067 🚗 | 2019-04-03 19:34:50 |
| 76561198211804512 | ⛳ 🚕 👹 🐟 🏓 🍇 👃 🚙 🐛 🎫🌸 [] 🌽 🐳 🎈 📗 👑 🍖 🎽 🥞 🐛 ⛳ 💗"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- Calvin"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -CalvinWhy should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don'tdeserve it. -- Calvin📒 👾 🎁 🕺 🌂 🥒 👳 🏀 💚 🌏 | 2019-04-03 18:18:49 |
| 76561198179509657 | 😺 ß 📕 ß 💚 ß 💙 ß 🏀 ß 🌽 ß 👽 ß 🕺 ß 💗 ß 🥗 ß 👳 ß 🐟 ß 💄 ß 🐝 Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.MulderEddie: Is that a good thing?Scully: I like it. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🔋 ß 🍆 ß 🍧 ß 🏓 ß 👃 ß ⛳ ß 💙 ß 🐛 ß 🎈 ß 🎁 ß 🌏 ß 👹 ß 📒 ß 📗 | 2019-04-03 16:42:53 |
| 76561198179697385 | Stewie: 📀 I 🚗 was 📗 under 🚘 the 🐝 impression 🎍 the 🌏 name 🎈 of 👳 the 🎽 show 🏀 was 🐊 "Kids 😺 Say 👹 the 👽 Darndest 🐟 Things", 🍇 not 💗 "Old 💚 Black 💛 Comedians 🌽 Never 🐠 Shut 👾 the ⛳ Hell 📒 Up". | 2019-04-03 16:26:53 |
| 76561198179803382 | 👃 -- 🍇 -- 📗 -- 🐠 -- 🐟 -- 📀 -- 🌸 -- 🐊 -- 🥒 -- 🎫 -- 🎁 -- 🌂 -- 🚗 -- 👳 -- 🐛 This thing all things devours:Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;Gnaws iron, bites steel;Grinds hard stones to meal;Slays king, ruins town,And beats high mountain down.And all that the Lorax left here in this messwas a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless."Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess.That was long, long ago, and each day since that day,I've worried and worried and worried away.Through the years as my building 🍆 -- 🐝 -- 🍧 -- 🔋 -- 💄 -- 👑 -- 🍖 -- 🐳 -- ⛳ -- 💃 -- 📀 -- 💎 -- 🥗 -- 👽 -- 👾 | 2019-04-03 14:01:53 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥗 📘 🎈 🔋 🥞 🍖 🎽 ⛳ 🌸 👳 🎫 💄 👾 🐛 🚕 🥒 🚘Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch. "Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!" 🐠 👃 💎 📒 🌳 🚗 👹 🚙 🌽 🍧 🍆 📀 🎍 🚗 💃 🐛 | 2019-04-03 12:31:46 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🌳 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🌏 ☼ 🥞 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 📀 ☼ 🎈 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 🚙 ☼ 📘 ☼ 📕 ☼ 👃 ☼ 🍆 ☼ 💄 Mulder: You can't bury the truth! "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel... "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"🌽 ☼ 🎄 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🐟 ☼ 💛 ☼ 👳 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 👹 ☼ 🚘 ☼ ⚡ ☼ 🐠 ☼ 🎍 ☼ 🍇 | 2019-04-03 11:27:47 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🐊 Dear ... 📀 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] 💄 ❖ 🌏 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 💎 ❖ 😺 ❖ 🌋 ❖ 🚕 ❖ 🏓 ❖ 👾 ❖ 🥒 ❖ 🔋 ❖ 👃 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🎽 ❖ 🚘 Yours truly, Marybeth Kirchherr (the cat)🎁 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167067616 📗 | 2019-04-03 11:08:46 |
| 76561198211557460 | 👹 ● 🍇 ● 👃 ● ⛳ ● 🐳 ● 🌳 ● 💃 ● 📀 ● 📗 ● 📘 ● 📕 ● 👑 If you were heading out on a road trip right this minute, what would you pack? 🚗 ● 👳 ● 🎽 ● 👽 ● 🌽 ● 🎍 ● 💗 ● 💙 ● 🌋 ● 🐛 ● 💛 ● 🍧 | 2019-04-03 10:26:47 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🚙 | 🏓 | 🚕 | 👾 | 🐠 | ⚡ | 🎄 | 🍧 | 💛 | 🚗 | 🌳 | 🐟 | 🎍 | 📒 | 🌏 | 💃 | 🌂 | 🐝 | 🐳 "That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place.One minute it's all Is Truth Beauty and Is Beauty Truth, and Does A FallingTree in the Forest Make A Sound if There's No one There to Hear It, andthen just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says,Incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place toshoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interestingdemonstration of optical principles." -- The many and varied advantages of philosophy (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods) 📗 | 🔋 | 📀 | 🚘 | 🚗 | 🍇 | 👽 | 🥞 | 🌋 | 🌽 | ⛳ | 💗 | 🍆 | 📀 | 🌳 | 🏀 | 🎽 | 👹 | 🐊 | 2019-04-03 09:25:45 |
| 76561198179841167 | Chris: 🌳 You 📕 should 📘 invent 👑 the 👔 frisbee! 🥒 The 💗 frisbee 🚕 is 📀 an 🐛 awesome 💄 toy! 💙 Meg: 🎄 The 🐟 frisbee's 📒 already 🎈 been ⚡ invented. 👹 Chris: 🎍 Then 🍇 how 👃 come 🔋 I've 🎽 never 🌂 heard 🚘 of 👳 it? | 2019-04-03 09:02:44 |
| 76561198211754472 | Has a teacher ever changed | 💛 | 🌏 | ⛳ | 🌂 | 😺 | 🍧 | 🌋 | 📗 | your life? How so? | 🐛 | 💙 | 🍖 | 👃 | 💗 | 🐟 | 🥞 | 👽 | | 2019-04-03 07:20:47 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🌂🍧📒 What are you devoted to creating, in the New Year? 🐛🏓⚡ | 2019-04-03 02:16:28 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🚕🚗🔋🍇👹🎫🥗👃👔💃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽👑📕🎁💎🎄🏓📒💚💙 » While capturing the ❦ » flowers, Florida approved ★ » without running truth ♧ 👔🐠🥞📗💎💗🐝⛳🎫🎍 » beside the luggage, ღ » Mexico and Paris take. ❂ » Sweden starts sweeping. ✧ 💛🎈📘🚙😺🏀🥒🌽💄🐳 » pulling my target ↕ » I discovered my elbows ☂ » throughout my money ♫ 🌋👳🐟🐛💄⚡🎽🐊⛳💃 | 2019-04-03 02:11:29 |
| 76561198179551309 | 📀🎄💎👹🎁🥗🏀🍇📘🥞 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗📗🌸⚡🥒🍆🚕🚗🍧🌳 » flat lounges confessed. ☼ » green elbows whispered quickly ☻ » wet lounges agreed ☁ 📕📀🎍🎫🌽💚🐟💄🐊🐳 » Canada borrowed ✫ » until the sugar imagined ❦ » and the flowers asked ✱ 📒🏓🔋👑👾🍖💛💙🎈🌳 » wing loiter to her ♦ » it attached and admired more ☣ » I went estrogen ♪ 🐝🚘🥗🌸🚙🌏💄👳🐳🌂 | 2019-04-02 23:35:28 |
| Diesel | Juice WRLD i poleteli | 2019-04-02 21:04:24 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🎍 -- 👳 -- 🎽 -- 🚗 -- 💎 -- 🎁 -- 🌋 -- 🥗 -- 💙 -- 🐠 -- 👃 -- 👽 -- 🌏 -- 📗 -- 💗 Get in touch with your feelings of hostility against the dying light. -- Dylan Thomas [paraphrased periphrastically]And in the heartbreak years that lie ahead,Be true to yourself and the Grateful Dead. -- Joan BaezToo cool to calypso,Too tough to tango,Too weird to watusi -- The Only Ones 👑 -- 🥞 -- 👹 -- 🍇 -- 🔋 -- 💄 -- 👾 -- 🐊 -- ⚡ -- 🐳 -- 📕 -- 🌽 -- 💚 -- 🎄 -- 🌂 | 2019-04-02 18:49:59 |
| 76561198211598984 | --------------------------------------------------------------War isn't a good life, but it's life. -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!--------------------------------------------------------------💃🚕👾🎍👹🌳🎽📀📗👑💄🎫💛👔🍖🚙🍇🐛👳🌂🎁🐊💙🏓🌸🔋🍧💛📘🎍🚕🐠👑🏀🎄🐳💚🎈⚡🍆🐝🕺🚗🥒🚙 | 2019-04-02 18:31:58 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🐝💃 everyone expects you will adore your new game. ô¿ô ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ PARTY DOWN| ✖♀❄ DOPE GAME- 😺🥒🎈🍆 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, "(◔/‿\◔) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(^‿^)۶ ⛳📘 | 2019-04-02 18:26:58 |
| 76561198179844987 | ✿ I🍖 ✭ never🍧🌳 ✦ pray👑📀🏓 ❄ before🚘🐛🌸👃 ❂ meals🎽💚🐊💎🚗 ✿ --💛🍆🚙💄👳🔋 ♥ my mom's a good cook. | 2019-04-02 16:47:58 |
| 76561198179500879 | 😺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📘 📗 🌋 🏀 🌽 🚙 💙 📀 🐠 🐟 👽 🐳 🎈 👑 🥗 🎽 🥒I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan When the cup is full, carry it level. 🌸 🎁 🏓 🎄 🍧 🐝 👳 👾 💃 🌳 👹 🥞 🎄 🚘 📕 🐛 | 2019-04-02 15:15:57 |
| 76561198179804603 | What's the most out-of-character | 📀 | 📕 | 🐛 | 🎽 | 💃 | 🕺 | ⚡ | 🐊 | choice you've ever made? | 😺 | 🌳 | 👹 | 💙 | 💄 | 🐝 | 🎄 | 👔 | | 2019-04-02 14:30:57 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🏀👾👃|🥒📒📗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👹📘🐠|Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck. ??? | 2019-04-02 11:31:57 |
| 76561198211670820 | 👹 -- 😺 -- 🌳 -- 🎽 -- 👑 -- 💚 -- 🌋 -- 💙 -- 📗 -- 🐟 -- 🌂 -- 🥞 -- ⚡ -- 👔 -- 🚗 Well, my daddy left home when I was three,And he didn't leave much for Ma and me,Just and old guitar an'a empty bottle of booze.Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid,But the meanest thing that he ever did,Was before he left he went and named me Sue....But I made me a vow to the moon and the stars,I'd search the honkey tonks and the bars,And kill the man that give me that awful name.It was Gatlinburg in mid-July,I'd just hit town 🔋 -- 🐝 -- 👾 -- 🐊 -- 🏀 -- 🌏 -- 🐠 -- 🥗 -- 💛 -- ⚡ -- 📘 -- 📕 -- 🎍 -- 🍖 -- 🍧 | 2019-04-02 09:49:57 |
| 76561198179709777 | ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔My cup hath runneth'd over with love. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plantsand animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and whenthe lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all? ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👾 | 2019-04-02 09:05:58 |
| 76561198179847314 | 💚📒🐳 Performance review for 🏓🎍👃 Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. Able to concentrate and stay focused for periods of several hours, even when tasks are relatively mundane, and doesn't make mistakes. They have a high boredom threshold. 🌋 + 🎫 = 🍇 | 2019-04-02 08:37:56 |
| 76561198211562428 | ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💚 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌸He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won'tencounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐟"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to loveyou knowing nothing?" -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📗 | 2019-04-02 08:30:57 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🥒 -- 🏀 -- 🚕 -- 🚘 -- 💎 -- 🌽 -- 🐊 -- 🍖 -- 📕 -- 👽 -- 👾 -- 📒 -- 🏓 -- 🐝 -- 🌏 I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality. -- The WhoAnd miles to go before I sleep. -- Robert FrostThe Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am ina position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area. He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueousliquid. He returns to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup. He switches me on to a positive behavioral format for max 🌳 -- 😺 -- 🐳 -- 📗 -- 🚗 -- 🐊 -- 🌽 -- 🌋 -- 👔 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 📘 -- 👃 -- 💃 -- 🍆 | 2019-04-02 08:19:56 |
| 76561198179589975 | Is war a necessary evil? >> 🍇💃😺⛳🚙 << | 2019-04-02 06:57:57 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌳🌸🥞 Performance review for 🍇👽⚡ Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. Performs most jobs well and has the habit of checking work outcomes. is achieving excellence in some areas but in others is not yet achieving the highest standards. Late on more than 5 but fewer than 8 occasions in 6 months. May not always appear to be the bravest, but is nevertheless ready to take on tasks that involve physical risk and danger. 🎽 + 📕 = 🥞 | 2019-04-02 06:43:57 |
| 76561198179730218 | What's in your pocket (or | 🌏 | 🏀 | 🎁 | 🥗 | 🎽 | 📀 | 🥒 | 🏓 | purse, or man-purse) right now? | 🎍 | 🐝 | 🍧 | 📕 | 📗 | 🐠 | 💙 | 🌽 | | 2019-04-02 05:32:54 |
| 76561198211794508 | 👃 Dear ... 🌂 → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! 👔 ٿ 🎍 ٿ 🚘 ٿ 👽 ٿ 🥞 ٿ 🌸 ٿ 📗 ٿ 🚗 ٿ 🚕 ٿ 🎫 ٿ 🥗 ٿ 📕 ٿ 🌽 ٿ 💎 ٿ 🎈 Yours truly, Annamaria Buckalew (the cat)🌏 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167042779 🥒 | 2019-04-02 04:03:54 |
| 76561198211842796 | Do you think we should | 👾 | 📗 | 💄 | 🐝 | 🎍 | 👑 | 👔 | 🚗 | live like we're dying? | 🐟 | 💃 | 🌳 | 💛 | 🚕 | 🐠 | 🎽 | 💚 | | 2019-04-02 01:19:51 |
| 76561198179804107 | 💙 -- 🥒 -- 🌸 -- 😺 -- 🚗 -- 💚 -- 🥞 -- 🎽 -- 👑 -- 🌂 -- 🐛 -- 🎫 -- 🐳 -- 📗 -- 💛 Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away,Looking at me, I got nothin' to say.Don't make me angry with the things games that you play,Either light up or leave me alone.In Xanadu did Kubla KhanA stately pleasure dome decree:Where Alph, the sacred river, ranThrough caverns measureless to manDown to a sunless sea.So twice five miles of fertile groundWith walls and towers were girdled round:And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,Wh 💃 -- 💙 -- 🐝 -- 🚗 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 -- 🏓 -- 🌽 -- 🥒 -- 🚕 -- 🌳 -- 🕺 -- 🏀 -- 🐟 -- ⚡ | 2019-04-01 19:57:03 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🎫🎈🎍🥞🎍🚗👳🍇🚕🍧🎄💃👔🌂🚕Kaylee: "Is that him?"Mal: "That's the buffet table."Kaylee: "Well, how can we be sure, unless we question it?"🐛👾💛🚙👹🌸👾🥒🐝🍖👳🍆⛳💄🥗 | 2019-04-01 19:32:06 |
| 76561198179757550 | ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍖Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has onearch-enemy -- and that is life. -- Jean Anouilh, "Ardele" ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📘"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 😺 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👾 | 2019-04-01 16:38:03 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👑 💙 🥗 🏓 ⛳ 💃 🐝 🍇 🌳 🍖⚡ [] 🎫 🕺 👽 💄 🚕 🍧 💛 🐊 🌸 👳 🌂But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- Calvin"Some things don't need the thought people give them." -HobbesI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin📘 🐛 🥞 🏀 🍆 🔋 🐠 🥒 🌽 🚘 | 2019-04-01 15:07:01 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🍧 ★ 🐠 Whistler's mother is off her rocker. 👃🥗🕺 | 2019-04-01 14:58:01 |
| 76561198211661172 | ❂ Put🎄 ☀ a👔💃 ☺ pot👳📗👑 ✧ of🌸🍆🌳💎 ✈ chili🎁🌂⚡🚗🎫 ❉ on🐊⛳🎈🕺📀🏓 ♥ the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. -- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor of Texas. | 2019-04-01 12:32:01 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👳 ☎ 💗 Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits... 🕺👽🎈 | 2019-04-01 11:01:00 |
| 76561198179518505 | Meg: Mom, there's no way I'm sleeping in Chris's room this weekend. It smells like old milk in there! Chris: Hey, if I could find it, I'd clean it up. 😫 Men often believe -- or pretend -- that the "Law" is something sacred, orat least a science -- an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments. 😍In the next world, you're on your own.😭 Peter: If I'm a child, that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert. 🤗 A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury. 😷 "Worlds only harmonica-playing dog. Tuppence." -- Gaspode the wonder dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) 🤒Bender: "Argh. The laws of science be a harsh mistress."🤐 | 2019-04-01 07:14:57 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🐟🌳⚡ On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? 💗🐊🍆 | 2019-04-01 03:59:55 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐟 ● ⛳ ● 📕 ● 🥞 ● 💙 ● 💗 ● 👽 ● 🎁 ● 💎 ● 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐠 ● 👑 ● 🚗 ● 🥒 ● 🍧 ● 📒 ● 💛 ● 🏓 ● 🎽 ● 🐊 SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson 🐝 ● 🔋 ● 📘 ● 🌋 ● 🍇 ● 🚕 ● 👹 ● 🎍 ● 🍖 ● 😺 | 2019-04-01 03:47:56 |
| 76561198179668874 | Leela: 🍆 I'm 🌂 sorry, ⚡ but 👽 if 💃 it's 🌏 fun 🎁 in 🔋 any 👾 way ⛳ it's 📒 not 💄 environmentalism. 📗 🥞 Paul: 🌋 Oh, 🕺 really? 🎍 How 💛 about 📕 blowing 🐟 up 💙 dams? | 2019-04-01 03:38:55 |
| _133 | 🍆📗💗|🐝📕📘| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👃👽💄|Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change. wut | 2019-04-01 01:08:55 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🌋🎫⛳🥞💄 |Has a teacher ever changed| 🥒⚡🐳🚗🍆🔋📀🚙👃🍖💙👾👑 |your life? How so?| 🐊👹🚕💚🏓🕺👔🌋 | 2019-04-01 00:33:56 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🐳 | 📒 | 💗 | 🔋 | 🎍 | 👔 | 🚕 | 💃 | 🚙 | 📘 | 🏀 | 👳 | 🏓 | ⚡ | 🐛 | 🌏 | 🥞 | 💄 | 🎽 There was a crash from the direction of the kitchen, although it was more of a crescendo - the long-drawn-out clatter that begins when a pile of plates begins to slip, continues when someone tries to grab at them, develops a desperate counter-theme when the person realizes they don't have three hands, and ends with the roinroinroin of the one miraculously intact plate spinning round and round on the floor.(Maskerade) 📗 | ⛳ | 📘 | 📕 | 💛 | 🌋 | 🌽 | 🎄 | 🍧 | 👳 | 👹 | 🐳 | 🐊 | 💗 | 🐊 | 👾 | 🎁 | 📀 | 🎍 | 2019-03-31 22:47:53 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🌳 ☻ 🍖 ☻ 👳 ☻ 🎽 ☻ 🥗 ☻ ⚡ ☻ 🌋 ☻ 👾 ☻ 🐠 ☻ 😺 ☻ 💚 ☻ 🕺 Have you ever left someone you still loved? 🚘 ☻ 🎄 ☻ 💃 ☻ 🚕 ☻ 🌸 ☻ 💛 ☻ 📘 ☻ 📗 ☻ 🥒 ☻ 🎁 ☻ 💙 ☻ 💄 | 2019-03-31 17:36:53 |
| 76561198179573195 | ♧ The👹 ❄ History🥞💚 ✲ of💙🕺👳 ❦ every🔋📕📒📗 ☻ major🎽🐠🍖📀🐊 ✿ Galactic🍆🎁🌏💄🥒💃 ✭ Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry, and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question "How can we eat?" the second by "Why do we eat?" and the third by "Where shall we have lunch?". -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy | 2019-03-31 16:20:53 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🔋 | 🚕 | 🍖 | 🍆 | 💛 | 🚘 | 🏀 | 🥗 | 🎄 | 🌽 | 💎 | 💃 | 👑 | 💄 | ⛳ | 🎽 | 💚 | ⚡ | 🌏 "I am sure he wouldn't keep eating them if they were addictive."(Hogfather) 👹 | 🌳 | 🌂 | 💙 | 🎁 | 🎫 | 🥞 | 🐊 | 🎈 | 🚙 | 🐝 | 🌋 | 💎 | 🚗 | 🐛 | 👳 | 📘 | 🏓 | 😺 | 2019-03-31 16:07:54 |
| 76561198211853304 | Stewie: 🐝 You 🎄 know, 🏀 it's 🍧 dangerous 🏓 for 📀 me 👽 to 🎽 be 🚘 walking 🐊 around 📕 the 😺 mall 🌂 at 🐝 my 🌏 height. 🥗 I 🎫 say, 🥗 let 🌋 me 🥞 get 🐊 on 💃 your 🍇 back. 👑 [hops 🕺 on ⚡ Brian's 💚 back] 💄 Brian: 🎄 Oh, 👹 God! 🌽 Stewie: 💙 Strong 📒 with 🚗 the 🍧 force 👽 young 🎍 Skywalker 🐳 is. 🚕 Brian: 🎈 I 🎁 don't 🐟 believe 🌳 this. 🌂 Stewie: 💛 That 🥒 is 💄 why 🍆 you 🐛 fail! | 2019-03-31 13:19:50 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🐠 | 🥒 | 📀 | 🎫 | 👃 | 🌋 | 🍇 | 💚 | 😺 | 👽 | 👹 | 🌏 | 🌂 | 🥞 | 🐳 | 🐊 | 🚙 | 🎈 | 🌽 I HOPE WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY OF THIS 'FOUL FIEND' BUSINESS AGAIN. -- Death gets summoned by the college council (Terry Pratchett, Eric) 🍧 | 💗 | 💙 | ⚡ | 🔋 | 🐊 | 🐟 | 💛 | 🐠 | 👔 | 🌸 | 💚 | 🎁 | 🐛 | 🚗 | 👃 | 🎽 | 🎄 | 💎 | 2019-03-31 11:18:47 |
| 76561198211599340 | "Hey, 🎁 sexy ⛳ mama. 🌏 Wanna 👹 kill 🌳 all 🏀 the 👾 humans?" 📒 -Bender | 2019-03-31 11:03:44 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐟 -- 📀 -- 🍖 -- 👽 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- 🥞 -- 🚙 -- ⛳ -- 🎽 -- 👹 -- 👃 -- 💃 -- 🥒 -- 👑 Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air,High hats and Arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars,Spending every dime, for a wonderful time...If you're blue and you don't know where to go to,Why don't you go where fashion sits,...Dressed up like a million dollar trooper,Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper, (super dooper)Come, let's mix where Rockefeller's walk wit 👔 -- 🔋 -- 📒 -- 🍇 -- 🌸 -- 👾 -- 🐊 -- ⚡ -- 🌋 -- 👳 -- 🎍 -- 🌏 -- 💗 -- 🐠 -- 🌳 | 2019-03-31 10:22:45 |
| 76561198179780423 | Bender: 🥒 Life 👹 is 🎽 hilariously 👑 cruel. | 2019-03-31 05:27:38 |
| 76561198211691280 | William 🏓 Shatner: 👾 Now 💛 men, 🐊 we 🐠 are 🎄 about 🐳 to 🎁 go 🌽 on 🍆 a 👽 very 🏀 dangerous 💚 mission. 📕 It ⚡ is 🎫 highly 🥗 likely 👔 that 💃 one 👳 of 🏓 you 📀 will 📗 die. 🐟 The 🌂 crew 📘 that 🐝 will 🐛 go 🕺 with 🚙 me 😺 are 👹 Spock, 🌸 McCoy 👃 and 🎽 Ensign 🌳 Ricky. 🥞 Ensign ⛳ Ricky: 🚘 Aw 🌋 crap. | 2019-03-31 05:12:38 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🍇 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📗 🚕 💃 📀 💙 🐊 💗 🥞 🎈 🐳 🌳 🎁 🚘 🔋 🌸 😺 👔When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advancethe spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter knob. -- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual I distrust a man who says when. If he's got to be careful not to drinktoo much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does. -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon" 🌂 🎍 🌽 👾 🎄 🚗 🕺 📕 🐛 ⚡ 😺 🏀 🌏 🎍 🐟 🐛 | 2019-03-31 04:59:38 |
| 76561198179682287 | Glen 🐛 Quagmire: 🎈 Fat 📘 chicks 👃 need 🥞 lovin 🌋 too, 🥒 but 🌏 they 🍧 gotta 👽 pay. | 2019-03-31 04:51:39 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌳 Dear ... 🌽 → Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 🌸 ☼ 🌏 ☼ 🎁 ☼ 🌂 ☼ 💚 ☼ 🍧 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 🌋 ☼ 📀 ☼ 🕺 ☼ 😺 ☼ 🚙 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 🏓 ☼ 🍧 Yours truly, Gerry Akana (the cat)🥞 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100322 ⛳ | 2019-03-31 04:39:37 |
| 76561198211715440 | ⛳ Dear ... 👳 → When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car. → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 💃 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 📘 ✿ 📕 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 💚 ✿ 💙 ✿ 😺 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🎁 Yours truly, Asuncion Szala (the cat)🎄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167014545 💃 | 2019-03-31 03:23:38 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🎍⚡👔🌂🐝🚙🍧🏓🐊💛📕🍆🌳🌽🚗💙🌳😺👔💄🌋💙🎍⚡🍆💗👽🌽🐝🐳 "Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?" "It does notwork that way. RUN!"-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest" 🏓💚🚘🥒🏀🎁🕺👃🌂🚙💎🎈😺⛳👑🔋🐠📘🌏🥗💃🥞🐛🎽🍖📀📗🌸👾👳 | 2019-03-31 02:08:38 |
| 76561198179804603 | The best man for the job is often a woman. 😴 Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow. Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink." 😬The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met anopen doorway with an open mind. -- E.B. White😗 Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming isfor compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained. They wearneckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear desks. 🤑 "Don't fear the pen. When in doubt, draw a pretty picture." --Baker's Third Law of Design. 😘She moved like someone who had grown used to her body and, in general,looked like what Vimes had heard described as "a woman of a certain age."He'd never been quite certain what age that was.(The Fifth Elephant)🤔 You will gain money by an immoral action. 🤕 | 2019-03-31 00:52:37 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🥗 ✦ 🐠 ✦ 🎁 ✦ 👾 ✦ 💚 ✦ 👔 ✦ 📕 ✦ 🌽 ✦ 🐳 ✦ 💄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📗 ✦ ⚡ ✦ 💛 ✦ 🌳 ✦ 💃 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 💙 ✦ 🏓 ✦ 🐊 ✦ 🚕 IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks, who'll be firstagainst the wall when the revolution comes... -- with regrets to D. Adams 🎽 ✦ 🌂 ✦ 🥞 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 🎫 ✦ 👳 ✦ 🥒 ✦ 👹 ✦ 🌋 ✦ 🐝 | 2019-03-31 00:04:37 |
| 76561198179509657 | --------------------------------------------------------------She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd stilltend to protect that child. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3--------------------------------------------------------------🏓🥗🐳📒👳🌏🚙💗💙💛⛳🐠📀🚘🌳🎈📕📘💚⚡🚘🐊🍖🎁💙💃👃🥒🎫🐝👽🌋🌂📗📒👔🍆💄😺🐛🥗🚗🕺👑👾 | 2019-03-30 21:48:38 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🌏🎁🚗⛳🥞 |What's your definition| 🐠🎫🐛👹👑💚🍇📀🍧🐊🌋🐳🚙 |of an ideal houseguest?| 💃💛🎍🍖🚕👾🎄🌽 | 2019-03-30 08:51:26 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📕💙 ❂❉●↕ good luck, have fun| ô¿ô (♥_♥) LOOK AT THIS! ☢ß get funky, 🎄👳💎🚗ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ neat. 😺🐛💚 everyone assumes you will savor this game* 💄🐝 | 2019-03-30 08:15:26 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🥗💃🌽🍇🍆 - ♣ ❀ ☼ ♀ ❁ ✖ ☻ ☣ ✶ ✬ ✤ ✣ ♀ ✪ ✏ ❂ ♂ ☼ ∞ ♪🥒🚗📀🎫💚 - How do you engage with 🚕🏀📕📗👾 - ㅤㅤ panhandlers on the street? 👃👑🏀🚙🐟 - ♪ ∞ ☼ ♂ ❂ ✏ ✪ ♀ ✣ ✤ ✬ ✶ ☣ ☻ ✖ ❁ ♀ ☼ ❀ ♣ | 2019-03-30 05:45:25 |
| 76561198211557460 | Fry: 📗 "They're 🎁 great! 💃 They're 💙 like 🏀 sex 🍆 except 👃 I'm 🐛 having 🎍 them." | 2019-03-30 00:21:23 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🎍 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎽 💄 👃 🐟 🚙 👳 🏓 🐛 ⚡ 🍖 🎫 🌋 🥞 🌳 📘 💗 📒Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife. -- Cheers, Any Friend of Diane'sCoach: How's life, Norm?Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach. -- Cheers, Friends, Romans, and AccountantsSleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink. -- W.C. Fields 👔 ⛳ 🐝 🎄 📕 💙 🎈 🥒 🌽 🍆 🌋 🐳 💛 🐛 💃 🚙 | 2019-03-29 23:37:24 |
| 76561198179860286 | ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📀Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn. -- N.V. Plyter ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚗"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍧 | 2019-03-29 22:20:23 |
| 76561198211655604 | 😺💗⛳ Performance review for 🍇💚🎁 Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same. Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, always manages to get the best deal. Able to concentrate and stay focused for period of several hours when a task is interesting, but attention may waver if a job is relatively mundane. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. 🏓 + 🍧 = 📘 | 2019-03-29 21:29:22 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🥒 ღ 👳 ღ 💙 ღ 💗 ღ 🌋 ღ 🎍 ღ 🍧 ღ 📒 ღ 🥗 ღ 🥞 ღ 🌸 ღ 🎽 What are you starving for? 👔 ღ 🚗 ღ 🐝 ღ ⛳ ღ 🌂 ღ 📗 ღ 😺 ღ 🕺 ღ 👑 ღ 👾 ღ 💚 ღ 🏓 | 2019-03-29 19:07:20 |
| 76561198179809165 | 💃🚙 ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ "(◔/‿\◔) GOOD GAME* 😺 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN- CUT LOOSE. 🍧 GREAT! 👑👾📕🥒 we all trust youll adore your new game| 🎄👃♀ 🕺💄 | 2019-03-29 17:28:18 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🕺 Dear ... 👹 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] 🌽 ♠ 🐛 ♠ 💙 ♠ 💃 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 🐊 ♠ 🌸 ♠ 🥒 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🚕 ♠ 🏀 ♠ 🚙 ♠ 🍇 ♠ 💛 ♠ 🏓 Yours truly, Louella Fader (the cat)📗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167058472 🥞 | 2019-03-29 17:21:17 |
| 76561198179500879 | ● Gee,🔋 ✩ I🌏🎁 ✿ feel📕🥒🏓 ❋ kind👾⚡💃📀 ✿ of🍧📗💗👽📒 ✥ LIGHT💎💛📕🎽🐛🐟 ✯ in🐝🏀🚙⛳🥞🐳🚗 ♂ the👃🌸💚🚘📘🎈🌽🎄 ✔ head🏓👳🚙🍆💙🔋💄⚡🚕 ✭ now, knowing I can't make my satellite dish PAYMENTS! | 2019-03-29 17:19:22 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🌽💎🐊💃🎄🎫🎈💛⛳🌂📒👾🌋🐟📗😺🍖📀🎽🎍👑💙🏓🥒💚🍧👳💄🎁🎄 The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds andwords return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy. 📘💗📕👃🎽👽🌸🍇🐛⚡👹🔋🐝👾🎫🌽🏀🚙🌳👳🚗🍆💛🐊🐟🎈💃🕺🥗🎁 | 2019-03-29 16:50:19 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🥗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👾 🍖 📒 🎫 🏀 🐛 🐝 🚗 🐊 🐝 🌏 🚘 🌂 ⛳ 📒 📘 ⚡The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokesthe worst cigars. -- H. L. Mencken These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what theyused to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink. 👽 💗 💎 🌸 🎍 👳 🐠 💙 👃 🎄 👔 🥞 🥒 💄 👑 🌳 | 2019-03-29 14:52:21 |
| 76561198179634866 | Have you ever left | 👃 | 🏓 | 🚙 | 👔 | 🚗 | 🥒 | 📀 | 🍇 | someone you still loved? | 📘 | 📗 | 💄 | 🌽 | 🍆 | 😺 | 🌂 | 👽 | | 2019-03-29 14:41:16 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🌸🎁🕺 Performance review for 👽👳🐛 Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. Has proved to be trustworthy, but has not yet been given access to material of a highly confidential or sensitive nature. 🎫 + 🌂 = 🚙 | 2019-03-29 09:56:05 |
| 76561198179419823 | Bender: 📒 Stay 🥗 away 💎 from 🌂 our 💗 women. 🍆 You 🚙 got 👳 metal 🚘 fever, 🚗 baby, 🎁 metal 🐛 fever! | 2019-03-29 09:48:03 |
| 76561198179804107 | 📕 Dear ... 🌳 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. 💎 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🕺 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 🥒 ♪ 👹 ♪ 📒 ♪ 🏓 ♪ 🎫 ♪ 📗 ♪ 🎈 ♪ 👑 ♪ 👾 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 💚 Yours truly, Shelba Nastase (the cat)🍇 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167099092 🎁 | 2019-03-29 09:14:02 |
| 76561198211819232 | --------------------------------------------------------------I realize that command does have its fascination, even undercircumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of commandnor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whateverlogically needs to be done. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2812.7Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point. Men become insensitive. -- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7--------------------------------------------------------------🎈🎄🚕💎🌂🚘🌽🔋😺🏓🎽🥗⛳🐝🐟💄🌸🥞🕺📗📀🌸🍧🐊💄🍇🌳👃🌂📒📘💚🏀👳👽🐳⚡🎫🏓🎍🎁🌏🚙💗🐛 | 2019-03-29 08:16:00 |
| 76561198211842796 | Awards 🐳 ceremony 🏀 in 🥗 progress 👑 💚 No 🕺 pooping | 2019-03-29 04:21:58 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🐊 ٿ 👹 The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. 💙🥞💚 | 2019-03-29 04:00:57 |
| 76561198179843803 | Professor: 🍇 Being 🐛 captain 🌂 is 👑 about 📕 intuition 🌳 and 🚘 heart. 👃 A 💃 good 🎫 🥞 captain 🎍 can't 🌽 have 🍖 either 📘 one. 🚙 That's 💙 why 👳 cold, 🥒 logical 💃 Bender 🕺 🎄 is 🎁 perfect 🌂 for 🍆 the 🚕 job. 👽 Bender: 🌋 Well, 📒 I 👔 do 💚 think 🚗 of 😺 human 🏀 life 🐳 as ⛳ expendable. | 2019-03-29 03:20:57 |
| 76561198179517018 | ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍆True happiness will be found only in true love. ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐟Let us live!!!Let us love!!!Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!! ♥ 👑 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥗You first. ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👳 | 2019-03-29 02:55:57 |
| 76561198211562428 | ♂ Never🍧 ✦ eat🐠📀 ✫ anything⛳🐝👔 ❉ bigger🌸🐛🎄💗 ✥ than💛🐳🏀🌳📒 ✱ your👾🌋📘👑👽🍇 ♀ head. | 2019-03-29 00:24:55 |
| 76561198179677447 | What is your spirit animal? >> 💛🚘💚📕🎽 << | 2019-03-28 23:00:55 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🌏🍖👳 Who is the last person that deeply disappointed you? (What happened?) ⛳💛🐠 | 2019-03-28 22:34:55 |
| 76561198179697385 | ☻ Eat💗 ✖ drink⛳🕺 ❋ and😺👑💙 ☎ be🐛💄🐝🐳 ♪ merry,🏀📗💚📕🌏 ❉ for🥞🍖🌳👃🐟🎫 ✯ tomorrow they may make it illegal. | 2019-03-28 21:58:55 |
| 76561198179757550 | Have you ever fantasized about | 👳 | 💄 | 🌳 | 🍆 | 🍧 | 🐊 | 📒 | 🍖 | writing an advice column? | 🎁 | 🏀 | 🍇 | ⛳ | 😺 | 💚 | 🏓 | 💙 | | 2019-03-28 21:49:54 |
| 76561198179809977 | 📘🚙🐝💗🍆🥒🌂👃💎😺 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳💃🏓🥞🌏👽🚘👑🎍💄 » ouch the sweeping taught! ß » Oh! drat! playing sweeping trick. ✔ » Mexico starts soon ♂ 👹👾🐛📀🍖📗🐳📒🐝🎈 » face loiter to me ✦ » I plundered and borrowed more ✶ » I taught hydrogen ❦ 💚🕺🎄💙💛🏀🐟⚡🐊📕 » take chairs to gravel ♂ » when princes work to loiter ✏ » because princes hunt ☣ 👾🔋🎁🌋🐳🚗🌽🚙👃🕺 | 2019-03-28 18:44:52 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎽 -- 🐝 -- 💄 -- 📗 -- 🍖 -- 🌽 -- 👔 -- 🥒 -- 📀 -- 🌳 -- 📘 -- 🏀 -- 🚗 -- 🚕 -- 🕺 Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy,Burn that sausage just a match or two more done.Pour my black old coffee longer,While that smell is gettin' strongerA semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want.Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save me,With an ornery soul who don't shoot pool for fun,If that coat'll fit you're wearin',The Lord'll bless your sharin'A semi-friend ain't nuthin' much to want.And let me halfway fall in love,For pa 🚙 -- 🌋 -- 🥞 -- 🐊 -- 🐟 -- 💛 -- 🚘 -- 🎈 -- ⛳ -- 📕 -- 🍆 -- 👽 -- 👑 -- 🎍 -- 🐠 | 2019-03-28 18:34:48 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👽🕺🐠🐝🍆🐊🌸👳💛🎽📕🥒🐳⚡🎄Contact: "Last week, the factory foreman and his prod crew heard he wasmoving contraband through town. Gave him a peck of trouble for it."Mal: "What kind of peck was that?"Contact: "The kind where they hacked off his hands and feet with a machette,rolled him into a bag."Wash: "They peck pretty hard around here."🐠🏀🎍🚘😺📗🚕👹🌏🌂🚙🥞🍧🥗👑 | 2019-03-28 08:48:01 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐛 🐳 📕 💛 🌽 💙 💄 🔋 👾 📗💃 [] 👳 ⛳ 😺 🐠 📘 🕺 🚕 👽 🌂 🥒 🍖I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- CalvinIf you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do itagain. -- Calvin"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!" --- Calvin🎫 🐝 🥞 🏀 👔 🎍 👹 💚 👃 🍆 | 2019-03-28 06:40:59 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐠 | 🥗 | 📀 | 🚘 | 👳 | 🎍 | 💙 | 💄 | 💗 | 🥞 | 💚 | 🍧 | 🌋 | 🐝 | 🕺 | 🥒 | 😺 | 👹 | 🚙 'You know me,' said Rincewind. 'Just when I'm getting a grip on something Fate comes along and jumps on my fingers.'(Interesting Times) 🐳 | 📒 | 🚗 | 📘 | 🔋 | 👑 | 🌳 | 🌂 | 🌏 | 📕 | 🚕 | 👾 | 📗 | ⚡ | 🎫 | ⛳ | 🌸 | 👃 | 🍖 | 2019-03-28 05:44:58 |
| 76561198179639682 | What's your favorite | 🚗 | 👾 | 💚 | 👳 | ⛳ | 👔 | 🍖 | 🐝 | ice cream flavor? | 👑 | 🎄 | 💄 | 🌏 | ⚡ | 💃 | 🐟 | 🐛 | | 2019-03-28 05:41:59 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥞 🎍 🚘 🌽 🌸 🐛 🕺 🥗 👃 🍧 📕 🏀 🐊 🎫 👑 🎄 📘You can't fall off the floor. Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero... must drink brandy. -- Samuel Johnson 💃 😺 💗 🎍 📀 👔 🔋 🍖 🐝 💙 💚 📒 🚗 🍇 💄 👾 | 2019-03-28 04:31:59 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🎄 🍧 🥞 🏓 📕 🥗 📘 🎁 🚕 🍇💗 [] 🌳 🐊 👹 👳 💎 🎫 📒 🎍 💄 🍖 👃It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -- Calvin"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."-CalvinI like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark! -- Calvin🎽 🚙 👔 👽 ⚡ 🌂 ⛳ 🕺 🌽 🌋 | 2019-03-28 03:06:58 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🚕👹🎫💚👔🐝🥒💗📀🌂🎽📗💎🐛👳Simon: "My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."🏀💙👽👃🐠🌂🍧🎍🎁🐟💄😺🎄🐳🍖 | 2019-03-28 02:28:58 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🥒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 😺 🏓 🍆 ⚡ 🚗 🥗 🕺 🐟 💚 🐠 🚕 🐛 👳 🎽 🌋 💙 👹Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible. Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows powertools aren't soluble in alcohol... -- Crazy Nigel 🌳 👃 🌽 💗 👾 🐊 💛 👔 🌸 🔋 🎫 🚙 📒 🍖 💄 📘 | 2019-03-28 00:51:56 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🌂 ✈ 🥞 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 💎 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 🐛 ✈ 😺 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 🍖 ✈ 🍧ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💛 ✈ 📗 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🏀 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🔋 ✈ ⚡ ✈ 🎈 ✈ 🎽 ✈ 🎄 This login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88. 🚕 ✈ 📕 ✈ 🕺 ✈ 🎍 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🍇 ✈ 👃 ✈ 💄 ✈ 🌽 ✈ 🌏 | 2019-03-27 22:30:41 |
| 76561198179803382 | 👹 -- ⛳ -- 🥞 -- 🍆 -- 🍇 -- 📀 -- ⛳ -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 🐟 -- 🐠 -- 📒 -- 🥗 -- 🍖 -- 🐝 Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! -- Stevenson, "Treasure Island" Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. But then one day he was shootin' at some food, When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that is; black gold; 'Texas tea' ... Well the next thing ya know, old Jed's a 👔 -- 🌋 -- 👃 -- 📘 -- 💚 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 🐛 -- 🎫 -- 📕 -- 💙 -- ⚡ -- 🎄 -- 👽 -- 🚕 | 2019-03-27 20:11:06 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🚙 ❀ 📕 ❀ 👃 ❀ 💎 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 🌽 ❀ 🎈 ❀ 🎍 ❀ 🍧 ❀ 🌸 ❀ 📀 ❀ 🎄 What's the most bizarre situation you've ever walked into? 💎 ❀ 💗 ❀ 🐛 ❀ 💛 ❀ 🌋 ❀ 📘 ❀ 🥒 ❀ 👃 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 🐠 ❀ 🚘 | 2019-03-27 17:45:02 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🌸🌏⚡ Which of your family members do you admire most, and why? 💚📀📗 | 2019-03-27 16:47:02 |
| 76561198211661172 | ✯ This🎍 ♪ is👳📘 ♫ Betty🏓🌽🌂 ☂ Frenel.📗🐟🥗🍖 ♀ I🐝🍆🔋🎈👃 ☆ don't🐳🌋🥞🐛💙👽 ✬ know who to call but I can't reach my Food-a-holics partner. I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage and mushroom. Jim, come and get me! | 2019-03-27 16:35:03 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🍖 ♦ 🐝 ♦ 🔋 ♦ 🎫 ♦ 💙 ♦ 👳 ♦ 🌸 ♦ 🥗 ♦ 🚘 ♦ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏀 ♦ 💛 ♦ 🐳 ♦ 📒 ♦ 🌳 ♦ 🚗 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 🚕 ♦ 🌂 ♦ 👾 God is real, unless declared integer. 🍧 ♦ 🥒 ♦ 📀 ♦ 🌸 ♦ 😺 ♦ 💄 ♦ 🎄 ♦ 🍆 ♦ ⛳ ♦ 👑 | 2019-03-27 09:57:56 |
| 76561198211804512 | ⚡ ❀ 🎽 ❀ 🍖 ❀ 🎍 ❀ 🍧 ❀ 🔋 ❀ 📒 ❀ 🌸 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🥞 ❀ 🌳 ❀ 🐳 ❀ 🎽 ❀ 📀 ❀ 📗 Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin? "The X-Files: Unrequited" Mulder: (to Boggs on Scully's disappearance).. Elvis in three states every day.. and yet no one saw a pretty woman being forced off the road in a rental car? "The X-Files: Irresistible"📕 ❀ 💛 ❀ 💎 ❀ 💚 ❀ 🌂 ❀ 🕺 ❀ 👑 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 👹 ❀ 🎄 ❀ 💄 ❀ 🌏 ❀ 🐝 ❀ 💙 ❀ 🐊 | 2019-03-27 07:17:55 |
| 76561198179819838 | Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? >> 🌏🚙🍖💛👾 << | 2019-03-27 05:10:50 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👑 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself. -- Saint Exupery Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👹 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚙 | 2019-03-27 02:34:49 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🍖 -- 📗 -- 🐳 -- 😺 -- 📀 -- 🌂 -- 🔋 -- 💙 -- 📕 -- 🎫 -- 🥞 -- 🥒 -- 🥒 -- 👾 -- 💄 Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave. Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben; Und aller-mumsige Burggoven Dir mohmen Rath ausgraben. -- Lewis Carrol, "Through the Looking Glass" I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit or byte to read or write, I/O, I/O, I/O... Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the double lock will keep; May 🌽 -- 🎍 -- 🚕 -- 🚗 -- 🐟 -- 📘 -- 📗 -- 👃 -- 👹 -- 🚘 -- 💗 -- 💚 -- 👃 -- 🚙 -- 👑 | 2019-03-27 02:02:49 |
| 76561198179634913 | Do you have any habits you wish you could erase? >> 🥒👳🎽🎈🏀 << | 2019-03-27 01:52:49 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🍧👹🥒📀⛳ |Have you ever fantasized about| 🥞📕🍆🌂🐊🎁🎽🐛🎫😺🍖⚡📘 |writing an advice column?| 🥗🎈👑💎🎍💃🕺📗 | 2019-03-26 23:34:48 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🎈 Dear ... 🎽 → Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg 👑 ღ ⛳ ღ 🌂 ღ 🐊 ღ 😺 ღ 👔 ღ 🎄 ღ 🌋 ღ 📘 ღ 🥞 ღ 🥗 ღ 📒 ღ 👾 ღ 📕 ღ 🎍 Yours truly, Shellie Wallau (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094532 🐳 | 2019-03-26 20:14:47 |
| 76561198211670820 | 💄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐳 🐊 😺 🥞 🍧 💃 ⛳ 🌽 📕 🎄 🚘 👾 👑 🌸 👽 🌂 🍇My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.[/spoiler]🚕 📗 🐳 🥒 🚗 👳 🌋 🔋 📘 🐝 👔 💛 🎈 🚙 🌸 ⚡ | 2019-03-26 20:02:48 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👹💚🐳📒🚕 - ♪ ღ ✪ ↕ ✱ ☎ ☺ ☆ ✥ ♥ ✭ ✿ ❦ ♀ ✖ ♠ ☁ ✤ ♫ ✬🔋🎫🏀👔💄 - What's the one food you could 👽👃🥗🍧💗 - ㅤㅤ never bring yourself to eat? 🎁🐟💛🌂🚙 - ✬ ♫ ✤ ☁ ♠ ✖ ♀ ❦ ✿ ✭ ♥ ✥ ☆ ☺ ☎ ✱ ↕ ✪ ღ ♪ | 2019-03-26 17:19:04 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 🍖 💎 💄 🥒 📘 👳 🐟 😺 🚙 🏓 🥗 🌸 🥞 🕺 🎈 ⚡[Norm returns from the hospital.] Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Everything that's supposed to be. -- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom Sam: What's new, Normie? Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer. -- Cheers, The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter Coach: What'll it be, Normie? Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel. -- Cheers, King of the Hill If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off. -- Edward E. Hippensteel [What brand of ink? Ed.][/spoiler]🎽 🐊 🎁 🐟 👽 🐠 🔋 👑 👹 💙 🎍 🌂 🐝 🚘 🐳 📀 | 2019-03-26 16:03:04 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🍇🎁🥒🎈🐊 - ❁ ♪ ✈ ☂ ☻ ♧ ☆ ∞ ❂ ♡ ✳ ♂ ❉ ✈ ☼ ✿ ☻ ♪ ✥ ❄🎫⚡💗👑🎽 - Would you rather be the best player on a 💚📕🚕🌋💎 - ㅤㅤ horrible team or the worst on a great team? 🔋🥞🌳💙🎈 - ❄ ✥ ♪ ☻ ✿ ☼ ✈ ❉ ♂ ✳ ♡ ❂ ∞ ☆ ♧ ☻ ☂ ✈ ♪ ❁ | 2019-03-26 11:15:57 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐟🌳🥞 Performance review for 🏓⚡🏀 🐳 + 🚙 = 💙 | 2019-03-26 10:31:55 |
| 76561198179551309 | 💚💄 🕺🎁💙😺 fun game. ❂✿☼❄ DO IT BIG- 🍖🔋🌂 have fun| 🌏🚕 we all trust you will enjoy your new game, ☀✔♀♣ 🚙🌳 | 2019-03-26 10:18:56 |
| 76561198179844987 | This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible. 😫"The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut." -- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson😪 Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvin 🤗 [looking at himself in a spoon] Tom Tucker: I'm sorry but there's a handsome man in my spoon. You'll have to come back later. 🤒 * * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * * 🤤 Mulder: They're here, aren't they? Deep Throat: Mr Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time. "The X-Files: Deep Throat" 😴Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman😚 Linux is addictive, I'm hooked! -- MaDsen Wikholm's .sig 🙂 | 2019-03-26 10:05:56 |
| 76561198179618386 | --------------------------------------------------------------The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred. That the love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable of destroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love so deeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being. -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4 Every living thing wants to survive. -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3--------------------------------------------------------------👽🐟🎁🌸📀👔💗🎄🌳🥞🍧📕🐛🐝👹🍆🌽💙🎈🔋🐊👾🌋⚡🥒🏓👳🎫💛🍖⛳💎🌏💄🚕🥗👃🎽🌂💚🐊🐠👳🐳💃 | 2019-03-26 09:16:55 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐛🕺🐝 Performance review for 📕🔋💙 🌽 + 🐠 = 💚 | 2019-03-26 09:02:55 |
| 76561198211563240 | ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💚 ♥ 😺I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible. -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer" "I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV." ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥒 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📗 | 2019-03-26 08:58:56 |
| 76561198179603631 | The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine😪Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela: "A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it."😷 Remember, A Dragon is For Life, Not Just for Hogswatchnight -- Motto of The Sunshine Home for Sick Dragons in Morphic Street, Please Leave Donations of Coal by Side Door. (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies) 🤣 'Is it heroic to die like this?' said Conina. 'I think it is,' he said, 'and when it comes to dying, there's only one opinion that matters.' (Sourcery) 🤓Mal: "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all."🤗 "How do you pronounce SunOS?" "Just like you hear it, with a big SOS" -- dedicated to Roland Kaltefleiter 😚 A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. 🤤Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.😯 | 2019-03-26 08:26:56 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💃💚🚘|⚡👳🥗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🏀🐟🎄|Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. ??? | 2019-03-26 06:29:53 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🎈🐛 👑🕺 get funky. 🚕💗ٿ GOOD LUCK| 🌏🔋👹🎁 🚙📘 | 2019-03-26 05:16:52 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎫 ✭ 🔋 ✭ ⚡ ✭ 💄 ✭ ⛳ ✭ 💃 ✭ 🚕 ✭ 📘 ✭ 👾 ✭ 🌋 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 💛 What's the title of your future memoir? 💃 ✭ 🥒 ✭ 🐝 ✭ 🍆 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🐠 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 🐛 ✭ 👔 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 📀 ✭ 🍖 | 2019-03-26 05:03:52 |
| 76561198179697385 | 💛 🥒 💃 🍆 💄 💙 🚕 🥗 🐳 📒⛳ [] 🌂 💎 🎍 🎈 😺 🏀 🎁 🕺 🐊 🌂 🌳A good compromise leaves everyone mad. -- Calvin This game lends itself to certain abuses. --- Calvin Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- Calvin🎫 🌽 🚙 🕺 📀 🏓 🐟 ⚡ 🐛 🍖 | 2019-03-26 02:34:52 |
| 76561198211754472 | ⛳ ✿ 🌸 ✿ 📒 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 💗 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🍇 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 💙 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🚙 Scully: You set us up. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "The X-Files: Beyond the Sea" Mulder: Scully... I never saw you as a mother before. "The X-Files: Home"🍧 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 💎 ✿ 💚 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🐛 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🌏 | 2019-03-26 01:43:52 |
| 76561198179809165 | You work very hard. Don't try to think as well. 🤐 I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals. -- Brigid Brophy 😱byob, v: Believing Your Own Bull😚 "That's right," he said. "We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am." (Small Gods) 😯 A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry. 🤧 I'm shaving!! I'M SHAVING!! 😴 <Culus> dhd: R you part of the secret debian overstructure? <dhd> no. there is no secret debian overstructure. <CosmicRay> although, now that somebody brought it up, let's start one :-) <Knghtbrd> CosmicRay - why not, sounds like a fun way to spend the afternoon =D 🤑Beauty, n.: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. -- Ambrose Bierce😲Stewie: Forecast for tomorrow; A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom.🤔 | 2019-03-26 00:44:51 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🚕 | 🐟 | 🌸 | 🥗 | 🌋 | 📘 | 🐛 | 👳 | 🔋 | 💛 | 🌂 | 💎 | 🚗 | 🐳 | 🐛 | 👃 | 🍆 | 🚙 | 🍖 A heap of discarded garments by the bed suggested that Verence had mastered the art of hanging up clothes as practised by half the population of the world, and that he had equally had difficulty with the complex topological manoeuvres necessary to turn the socks the right way out. (Lords and Ladies) 📒 | 👔 | 🌽 | 💚 | 💗 | 🎁 | 🎄 | 🎫 | 🎈 | 🍖 | 🚘 | 🐝 | ⛳ | 🏓 | 🎽 | 🌳 | 🚕 | 🕺 | ⚡ | 2019-03-25 21:57:51 |
| 76561198211842796 | Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. 😯The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. *Forged* was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close. (The Fifth Elephant)🤑 Support your local police force -- steal!! 😫 Presidency: The greased pig in the field game of American politics. -- Ambrose Bierce 🙁 * Knghtbrd unleashes a pair of double barreled snurf guns and covers jesus with snurf darts <jesus> meany :P 😗 semper en excretus 🙂 Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS -- 😫She sells cshs by the cshore.😭 | 2019-03-25 20:38:51 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🍇👹👑|🥗🌳🐝| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🏀🕺🎁|Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex. ??? | 2019-03-25 20:08:53 |
| Diesel | Swervin | 2019-03-25 20:05:20 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏀"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found each other, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyone had to seek professional help." If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌸 | 2019-03-25 16:44:48 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🚘 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚗 💛 ⛳ 🐝 💙 🚙 🏀 🎽 👹 🎁 🔋 🥒 👳 🎫 🌸 💗 🥞Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills. -- Marc Price Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the town drunk.[/spoiler]🍇 🐛 🎄 🎈 🕺 👑 🍆 🎍 💛 💄 🐝 🥗 💎 🐠 🌳 👾 | 2019-03-25 16:31:47 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🐳 ★ 🌽 ★ 📕 ★ 🐛 ★ 📒 ★ 👾 ★ 👹 ★ 📗 ★ 🐊 ★ 🌸ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💎 ★ 🥞 ★ 🐝 ★ 🚘 ★ 💚 ★ 🍖 ★ 🥞 ★ 🥒 ★ 🍆 ★ 🚗 Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you only have to climb it once. 👔 ★ 👳 ★ 🏓 ★ ⛳ ★ 👑 ★ 🎍 ★ 🕺 ★ 💄 ★ 📕 ★ 🍆 | 2019-03-25 16:14:47 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📒🏓🎍💎🌂👑👽🐳🐊📘💗👃👳🔋👔Mal: "You know, they walk just as easy if you lead them." Jayne: "I like smackin' them."📕🚘📗🥞🍖⛳🐠🐳🌽📘🌂⚡🐛👹🌏 | 2019-03-25 15:53:45 |
| unluckyS | Cute :) | 2019-03-25 14:42:11 |
| 76561198179608271 | 💛 Dear ... 🎄 → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 👹 ✯ 🎽 ✯ 🌽 ✯ 🐠 ✯ 💎 ✯ 🌳 ✯ 🐊 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 🌸 ✯ 💎 ✯ 🍇 ✯ 🏓 ✯ 👃 ✯ 🎍 ✯ 🍧 Yours truly, Donella Welman (the cat)👽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167038505 👳 | 2019-03-25 14:39:45 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🎽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎁 🌸 🐊 📒 🎈 🐳 ⛳ 🌽 🚘 🐛 👹 🌳 🌋 📀 🌏 👾 🏓The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb I suppose that in a few hours I will sober up. That's such a sad thought. I think I'll have a few more drinks to prepare myself.[/spoiler]🐝 🐛 🌳 🐟 💛 📕 🐊 🕺 🍖 👳 ⚡ 🎄 💗 💙 🎍 🥞 | 2019-03-25 14:18:43 |
| 76561198179757550 | Do you secretly miss | 🎫 | 💚 | 🏓 | 💛 | 💃 | 👾 | 🎁 | 🎄 | Polaroid cameras? | 💗 | ⚡ | 🥒 | 🎽 | ⛳ | 🎈 | 🐳 | 🌽 | | 2019-03-25 12:50:38 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🐛 -- 🌸 -- 👾 -- 🌽 -- 🏓 -- 🐝 -- 🎽 -- 🐊 -- 💃 -- 🚕 -- ⛳ -- 🌏 -- 🏀 -- 🐟 -- 🔋 It is not good for a man to be without knowledge, and he who makes haste with his feet misses his way. -- Proverbs 19:2 Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone; never more to wake on stony bed, never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead. In the black wind the stars shall die, and still on gold here let them lie, till the dark lord lifts his hand over dead sea and withered land. -- J. R. R. Tolkien Have you seen the well ⚡ -- 📀 -- 🌸 -- 🍧 -- 🎍 -- 📘 -- 🎈 -- 🥒 -- 🥞 -- 👃 -- 📕 -- 💚 -- 🎫 -- 🍖 -- 📗 | 2019-03-25 11:22:37 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💄 * 🚙 * 📘 * 🚕 * 💙 * 👃 * 🚗 * 💚 * 💛 * 🥒 * 🍆 * 💃 * 🐛 * 🌏 * 👳 * 🍖ㅤ* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.ㅤ* The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on three sides of you.ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.🌽 * 🌋 * 🎽 * 👽 * 🐟 * 📕 * 📒 * 🔋 * 🎫 * 😺 * 👹 * ⛳ * 🍇 * 🥞 * 🌂 * 🎍ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-03-25 10:00:40 |
| 76561198179695038 | ✩ Life📗 ✤ is👑🏀 ✥ like👾🌋🌽 ♀ an🐊🍧🍇🌂 ∞ onion:💛🎄👹😺🎫 ↕ you⛳📒🏀🔋🕺🎍 ☎ peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. -- Carl Sandburg | 2019-03-25 09:36:39 |
| 76561198211879112 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐛 * 🎈 * 💎 * 🎁 * 📒 * 💗 * 🕺 * 🚙 * 🐊 * 🌏 * 🚕 * 🐠 * ⚡ * 🐟 * 🏓 * 🌳ㅤ* Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.ㅤ* I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.ㅤ* I intend to live forever. So far, so good.🌂 * 🐳 * 📀 * 🐛 * 🔋 * 👃 * 🐟 * 👹 * 🕺 * 😺 * ⛳ * 💄 * 💛 * 💃 * 👔 * 🥒ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-03-25 08:52:37 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🎍 ❄ 🍆 ❄ ⚡ ❄ 📕 ❄ 🥞 ❄ 🐳 ❄ 👹 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 🕺 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 📒 ❄ 🎽 ❄ 💚 Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us. Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later? "The X-Files: Quagmire" Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder. Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"💃 ❄ 🐠 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 🍇 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 👃 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 👔 ❄ 💗 ❄ 😺 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 💎 ❄ 🎈 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 📀 | 2019-03-25 06:29:37 |
| 76561198211794508 | 😺📗🌋🎫🎈 - ❂ ✔ ❄ ♀ ∞ ✿ ♂ ¤ ✲ ❦ ✤ ☀ ✬ ✳ ✩ ♧ ❖ ♡ ✫ ☼🥞🥒🎽👹🍆 - What's your personal 🌳📒😺💗🐳 - ㅤㅤ anthem or theme song? 🐛👾🚙🐝🌂 - ☼ ✫ ♡ ❖ ♧ ✩ ✳ ✬ ☀ ✤ ❦ ✲ ¤ ♂ ✿ ∞ ♀ ❄ ✔ ❂ | 2019-03-25 05:20:37 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📒🎈 🥒🐳 MARVELOUS GAME| 🐛🌏 cut loose, GL HF! (♥_♥)👃📕 good- ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ô¿ô 👑🚙 | 2019-03-25 04:20:37 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🍖🎁⛳👾🏓📒🎍🐳📗🥞📕🌏⛳🌂🍧Atherton: "Well, get ready to starve! I'll see to it you never work again. Inara: Actually, that's not how it works. You see, you've earned yourself a black mark in the client registry. No Companion is going to contact with you ever again." Harrow: "You'll have to rely on your winning personality to get women. God help you."😺🍆🎄📀🌂💛🌳🐳🌋🕺👑💚🚗🐝🍧 | 2019-03-25 02:49:37 |
| _133 | If you had an extra $100 to spend on | 📗 | 🌂 | 🍆 | ⚡ | 💗 | 👔 | 🎁 | 🥗 | yourself every week, what would you do? | 📘 | 🐠 | 🌽 | 🌳 | 👑 | 🍧 | 📕 | 🐛 | | 2019-03-25 01:49:36 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🥗🎁🍆🚗⚡💄🔋💙😺💃🐊👾🚙🎫 → 👑 It is so very hard to be an... 🏓💎🐛💗👳🐝🕺🥒👹🐳💛⛳🌋🌳📀 → 📕...on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown-up. 🌏🚕🐠🍧🎍💚📒👔🎈🐛🥞🚗🍇🌽🐊 → 📘 Lucky Numbers: 🍖🌳🌂👃🚘🎽🌸🎁🥗📀🎽🏀🎍🎈😺 → 🎄 29,15,30 👾 | 2019-03-25 00:18:36 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎫 -- 🐛 -- 👃 -- 💄 -- 🐟 -- 🚗 -- 🎄 -- 🥞 -- 🎍 -- 👾 -- 👳 -- 💃 -- 🎫 -- 🐠 -- 💚 It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind starts and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. Put another password in, Bomb it out, then try again. Try to get past logging in, We're hacking, hacking, hacking. Try his first wife's maiden name, This is more than just a game. It's real fun, but just the same, It's hacking, hacking, hacking. -- To the 🚕 -- 📘 -- 🌽 -- 🌸 -- 🚙 -- 🍧 -- 💛 -- 🥒 -- 💗 -- 😺 -- 🔋 -- 🎈 -- 💎 -- 📗 -- 📀 | 2019-03-24 21:35:37 |
| 76561198179517018 | ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐟"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about." He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't encounter many rivals. -- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms" ♥ 👳 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌂 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚘 | 2019-03-24 19:46:37 |
| 76561198179633358 | 😺💃🐳 Performance review for 👽🎍⚡ 💗 + 👾 = 🌳 | 2019-03-24 17:50:35 |
| 76561198179809977 | What fictional character do | 🕺 | 🔋 | 📀 | 🎈 | 💃 | 📒 | 💚 | 💎 | you wish you could meet? | 🕺 | 👃 | 🥒 | 🐠 | 🎄 | 🐳 | 🌋 | 👃 | | 2019-03-24 14:31:33 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🌂 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐟 🐊 👳 📗 🎁 📕 💙 🐠 🌳 🥞 🌏 👳 👹 ⛳ 🕺 😺 🚗Beggar to well-dressed businessman: "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?" Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.[/spoiler]🍆 🔋 🎄 👃 🍇 🍖 🥒 💛 💗 🌏 📘 🏀 💚 🐝 🎍 🐳 | 2019-03-24 13:30:32 |
| 76561198179847314 | What's the most bizarre situation you've ever walked into? >> 🎍📘🌸👑🌽 << | 2019-03-24 11:23:33 |
| 76561198211691280 | 📀 ♫ 🌸 ♫ 📘 ♫ 📗 ♫ 🎍 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 👔 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 👑 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🍆 Have you ever stolen anything? (Money, candy, hearts, time?) ⚡ ♫ 💄 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🎫 ♫ 🥞 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 💙 ♫ 📒 ♫ 💚 ♫ 📕 | 2019-03-24 11:20:31 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎁 | 💄 | 🚙 | 💎 | 👹 | ⚡ | 🔋 | 🐟 | 🌳 | 🌽 | 🚘 | 💃 | ⛳ | 📘 | 📀 | 🌸 | 📗 | 💄 | 👳 Magrat was annoyed. She was also frightened, which made her even more annoyed. It was hard for people when Magrat was annoyed. It was like being attacked by damp tissue. (Witches Abroad) 💙 | 🎈 | 😺 | 🎫 | 👽 | 🕺 | 🎍 | 🍖 | 💛 | ⚡ | 🌳 | 🎽 | 💗 | 🍆 | 🐝 | 📕 | 🥗 | 🌋 | 👾 | 2019-03-24 07:53:26 |
| 76561198179677447 | --------------------------------------------------------------[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers -- the living and the dying. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown "... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It is our worship word too." -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👔🐊🥞🏓💗👾🔋🌽🚕🌸🎽👽👳💎💃📗🎍🍇📀🏀🥒🍇🎁👹📕💚💎🐝🐛👾💄😺🎈🐟📒🌳🐊🐠🍧💛🍖⛳👃💙💄 | 2019-03-24 07:52:26 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🐝🍧🐛👹💛 |Have you ever (actually) kept| 🚘🎈📗📗🌽🐳💗🥞📘💚📕🚙🏓 |a New Year's Resolution?| 👑🎽🎄🏀😺🍆🌸⚡ | 2019-03-24 07:00:26 |
| 76561198179733738 | What are you devoted to | 🕺 | 🎄 | 🐝 | 💄 | 📘 | 👹 | 🎍 | 💛 | creating, in the New Year? | 📗 | 📕 | 👑 | 👔 | 🍇 | 🌂 | 🚕 | 🚙 | | 2019-03-24 03:48:24 |
| 76561198179762074 | Under what circumstances do you tend to feel shy? >> 👳🌋🔋🌏⛳ << | 2019-03-23 21:44:23 |
| 76561198179860286 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👳 * 🥒 * 🍧 * 💗 * 🥞 * 🚗 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🐝 * 🏓 * 🎫 * 📗 * 🍖 * 🌏 * 🚕 * 🔋ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week." "Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking." "Do you drink much?" asked the doctor. "No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?" "Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"👃 * 👔 * 💗 * 👽 * 😺 * 🐟 * 🐊 * 🐠 * 🌽 * 🌋 * 🎽 * 💚 * 📕 * 🎁 * 🚘 * ⛳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling! | 2019-03-23 20:16:22 |
| 76561198179500879 | ⚡ | 🍆 | 👽 | 📕 | 💗 | 🥗 | 👳 | 🍇 | 🌂 | 😺 | 💎 | 🚙 | 🐝 | 🎈 | 🔋 | 🌏 | 🏓 | 💛 | 👾 What you have here is an example of that well known phenomenon, A Bookshop Assistance Who Knows Buggerall But Won't Admit It (probably some kind of arts graduate). (alt.fan.pratchett) 🐊 | 🌋 | 📒 | 🐟 | 🥒 | 🐛 | 👃 | 📘 | 🍖 | 👹 | 🎁 | 🍧 | ⛳ | 💛 | 🌸 | 🕺 | 🎄 | 🥗 | 👃 | 2019-03-23 17:48:22 |
| 76561198211562428 | Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? -- Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" 🙄 Stenderup's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up. 😵It seems a little silly now, but this country was founded as a protest against taxation.😷Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.🤐 Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon. Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI. Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Ya happy? The Springfield Files 🙁 Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess, And her voice is changing -- from "No" to "Yes". 😶The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. Footnote: Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something. (Pyramids)😴 | 2019-03-23 17:20:23 |
| 76561198211670820 | 👃 ♧ 🍧 ♧ 🌳 ♧ 💄 ♧ 🌂 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 🚕 ♧ 🎫 ♧ ⚡ ♧ 🐊 ♧ 💙 ♧ 👹 ♧ 🎈 ♧ 🐳 ♧ 🥞 Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully? Scully: You want me to recite them? Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath - the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't bother to tell anybody about his side projects. "The X-Files: Anasazi" Scully: What was that?? Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck. "The X-Files: Quagmire"🎍 ♧ 🚘 ♧ 🥗 ♧ 🐝 ♧ 🍖 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 💃 ♧ 🍇 ♧ 👳 ♧ 👑 ♧ 🏓 ♧ 📗 ♧ 🕺 ♧ 💛 ♧ 🚗 | 2019-03-23 17:10:23 |
| 76561198179634913 | 📗💄 🎁 I THINK YOU WILL FANCY YOUR GAME* 🥒😺🍇🌂 excellent game. ❦✔♫ marvelous- 💎 🚘🚙 | 2019-03-23 16:44:22 |
| 76561198179639682 | What's the hardest thing you ever had to write — and why? >> 📀📘🎍🍖🎫 << | 2019-03-23 16:41:22 |
| 76561198211754472 | ☂ I've🥗 ✣ been👹🐳 ☁ on👑🍇📀 ♂ a🍖🐛💗🎫 ☺ diet🐊👳🎍😺🐠 ❄ for🐟🥒🎁💙🎈🍧 ♥ two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. -- Totie Fields | 2019-03-23 14:15:21 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐟🥞💄🥗👹 |Which good cause is| 🔋💛🚘🌽🌳🏓🍧🍇⚡🏀📗💎🎄 |closest to your heart?| 💃👃🍆⛳📒🍖🌂👽 | 2019-03-23 14:08:20 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🎍 Dear ... 🚕 → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! 🌸 ♀ 💙 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🍇 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 📕 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 📗 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 💙 Yours truly, Maureen Ortga (the cat)🎍 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167061938 🐠 | 2019-03-23 12:48:23 |
| 76561198211804512 | ☺ Your👔 ♀ mind👳🌂 ✳ is👽🚙🌸 ✯ the👃🍇🐟🐛 ♂ part🌋🌽🎈🕺💚 ♫ of🎁🐠📒📗📘💛 ✖ you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?" ... and then, twenty minutes later, says, "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!" -- Steven and Ondrea Levine | 2019-03-23 12:11:19 |
| 76561198179814253 | Do you think we're designed for monogamy? (Why or why not?) >> 🚘🏓🎄🥞🍧 << | 2019-03-23 08:12:15 |
| 76561198179697385 | ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👹 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📀In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person. -- Margaret Anderson "I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it." ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌽 | 2019-03-23 07:40:16 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🍖 | 🐝 | 🎄 | 🌏 | ⛳ | 📕 | 🌽 | 🕺 | 💎 | 🎍 | 😺 | 🎈 | 👽 | 😺 | 💄 | 💙 | 🍧 | 🌂 | 👃 Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just that a city with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather robust for poets, who prefer daffodils and no wonder. (Mort) 🌳 | 👾 | 🎁 | 🌋 | 💚 | 📘 | 🌸 | 💚 | 📒 | 📗 | 🎈 | 🐟 | 💛 | 🔋 | 🏓 | 🚘 | 👑 | 🍖 | 👔 | 2019-03-23 05:16:14 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🎍👔🌋 Performance review for ⚡💛🏓 🐊 + 🍇 = 🥞 | 2019-03-23 04:09:15 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👽 ☼ 👔 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 💄 ☼ 👾 ☼ 👳 ☼ 🥒 ☼ 👹 ☼ 🐳 ☼ 🎍ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌸 ☼ 🎁 ☼ 📀 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🍆 ☼ 💚 ☼ 🚗 ☼ 😺 ☼ 🎽 Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers. 💃 ☼ 🌏 ☼ 🌽 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 📘 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 📒 ☼ 🚙 ☼ 👳 ☼ 👹 | 2019-03-23 02:33:14 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🚕 ✔ 🍇 ✔ 🐠 ✔ 🎄 ✔ 🥒 ✔ 📒 ✔ 💎 ✔ 🌂 ✔ 🐠 ✔ 🔋 ✔ 🥞 ✔ 🐟 ✔ 🐊 ✔ 🏀 ✔ 👔 Mulder: "I'll leave the window rolled down. If I'm not back in a week, I'll call Agent Scully to come and bring you a bowl of water. Krycek: Mulder! Mulder you're not gonna leave me here! (yells from behind the glass) Mulder: What did you say to me? Krycek: What?! Mulder: You called me a bad name! "The X-Files: Tunguska" Cancerman: What is this? Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"👃 ✔ 👾 ✔ 👳 ✔ 💚 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🐝 ✔ 💄 ✔ 🎍 ✔ 🚘 ✔ 🍖 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 😺 ✔ 🐛 ✔ 🎈 ✔ 🌳 | 2019-03-22 23:41:14 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🌳 | 📘 | 👳 | 🎈 | 👑 | 🏀 | 🎫 | 🥗 | 💎 | 📗 | 💛 | 🌸 | 📒 | 🥒 | 🎽 | 📕 | 👾 | 💛 | 🐠 Too many people want to *have written*. (alt.fan.pratchett) 🚙 | 🎈 | 🎄 | 👔 | 🎁 | 🐟 | 💃 | 👳 | 🎍 | 🚗 | 👑 | 🔋 | 🍆 | 🐛 | 👹 | ⚡ | 🐳 | 🐝 | 💙 | 2019-03-22 23:09:13 |
| 76561198179843803 | If you had to live in a different | ⚡ | 📘 | 💃 | 🐛 | 🚕 | 🍇 | 🏓 | 🐊 | place, what would it be? | ⛳ | 👾 | 📕 | 🎁 | 🎍 | 🍆 | 📀 | 🚗 | | 2019-03-22 23:00:13 |
| 76561198179573195 | ✿ To🐳 ✲ lose💃👑 ✦ weight,⛳🎈🎁 ღ eat🥒🍇📘🌸 ❂ less;🌳🐝🔋💛🍧 ✬ to📕🐠👔🥗🌽🍆 ✔ gain weight, eat more; if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing. The Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction. For the first time, an eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and Mallomars, and understand why a lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's a pint of ice cream nearby. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-03-22 22:32:13 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🐟 -- 📀 -- 👽 -- 🚗 -- 🌳 -- 🐳 -- 🎈 -- ⚡ -- 🥗 -- 📕 -- 😺 -- 👔 -- 📘 -- 👳 -- 🏓 Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice Are making midnight music in the moonlight, Mighty nice! I don't need no arms around me... I don't need no drugs to calm me... I have seen the writing on the wall. Don't think I need anything at all. No! Don't think I need anything at all! All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall. All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall. -- Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the Wall", Part III Euch ist bekannt, was wir 📗 -- 💗 -- 🎽 -- ⛳ -- 📒 -- 🥒 -- 🐝 -- 💄 -- 💎 -- 🚘 -- 🏀 -- 💚 -- 🥞 -- 🎫 -- 🚕 | 2019-03-22 22:24:13 |
| 76561198179782901 | ⛳🐟🚗😺🌏 - ● ✣ ✲ ღ ☁ ❀ ✧ ✥ ❖ ✯ ✬ ♣ ✿ ☢ ✱ ❄ ß ☺ ♀ ✣💚💗😺👃🌋 - What was your worst haircut 🍆🔋🏓🥞🎍 - ㅤㅤ / hairstyle of all time? 📘🍧👽💃⚡ - ✣ ♀ ☺ ß ❄ ✱ ☢ ✿ ♣ ✬ ✯ ❖ ✥ ✧ ❀ ☁ ღ ✲ ✣ ● | 2019-03-22 21:37:12 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌋📒🥗 Would you rather have an extra $200 a day, or an extra 2 hours a day? 🌏👳💙 | 2019-03-22 21:02:11 |
| 76561198179844987 | --------------------------------------------------------------Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7 She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!--------------------------------------------------------------🐟💃🥗📒😺🐛💙🌂🥞🌂🐳🥒🚙🌏🎁🎈🎫🎄🚕👹🌸🎍💛🎽🍆💃👽👳🕺🌋📀🌳👃🍧📗💗🐠👃🐊👔🍆💚📀📕🚙 | 2019-03-22 20:36:13 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🥞👾🌳|🍖🥗👃| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌂💎🐊|Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same. ??? | 2019-03-22 20:23:12 |
| 76561198179603631 | 👾 -- 📗 -- 📀 -- 👹 -- 🥗 -- 🍧 -- 📕 -- 🎁 -- 📘 -- 💛 -- 🍖 -- 👽 -- 🎈 -- 👑 -- 🎫 'Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!All mimsy were the borogroves The jaws that bite, the clawsAnd the mome raths outgrabe. that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird,He took his vorpal sword in hand And shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"Long time the manxome foe he sought.So rested he by the tumtum tree And as in uffish thought he stoodAnd stood awhile in thought. The Jabberwo 🔋 -- 🌂 -- 😺 -- 💙 -- 🐊 -- 📒 -- 🌳 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- 🌋 -- 💚 -- 🌏 -- 👃 -- 🏀 -- 🎍 | 2019-03-22 13:41:15 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📗🏓🚘|🎁🚙🌽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐠🐟🎈|Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck. wut | 2019-03-22 12:38:10 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🚙👾👃🐠🍧 |On a scale of 1-10, how| 👑🏀🔋🐝🐳🌋🐊💃🍇⚡👽🎄😺 |strict are/were your parents?| 👹🐟👔🎁🌂📗🍖🌽 | 2019-03-22 11:50:10 |
| 76561198179361029 | ✴ Anything💛 ☎ is🕺🐠 ❄ good⛳🍖🚕 ✳ if🎽💚🏀🍇 ✏ it's💚💛📗🎁🌂 ✪ made💎👔🎍🌋📒🚕 ✲ of chocolate. | 2019-03-22 09:25:15 |
| 76561198211879112 | What's your favorite | 💗 | 🌏 | 📒 | 🥒 | 🍇 | 🐠 | 👽 | 💛 | ice cream flavor? | 📕 | 🌳 | 🐝 | 👔 | 🌋 | 👃 | 🎄 | 🎫 | | 2019-03-22 07:50:25 |
| 76561198179634866 | 👃Peter: 🐠 [after 🍆 the 🔋 British ⚡ guy 🎈 explains 🎍 the 🎫 rules 📘 of 🐝 Cricket 🏓 to ⛳ Peter] 📘 Does 💗 anyone 🐛 know 🌽 what 🥒 this 👑 guy's 🎫 talking 🏀 about? 🔋 Cleveland: 🚘 The 📕 only 🥞 British 💃 idiom 🌏 I 👑 know 🌳 is 🎍 that 🚕 ♥♥♥ 💄 means 🍧 cigarette. 👔 Peter: 🎁 Then 🥗 would 🌂 someone 🐟 tell 🍖 this 💚 cigarette 📒 to 👾 shut 🐝 up!📗 | 2019-03-22 07:40:16 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👑 ★ 💚 ★ 🎽 ★ 🌸 ★ ⚡ ★ 💄 ★ ⛳ ★ 💙 ★ 🍧 ★ 🌳 ★ 🎈 ★ 🐝 What's your guiltiest of guilty pleasures? 👔 ★ 🚙 ★ 🌂 ★ 📒 ★ 🥞 ★ 📕 ★ 🎍 ★ 🌏 ★ 📗 ★ 🕺 ★ 🏓 ★ 🚕 | 2019-03-22 07:31:14 |
| 76561198211598984 | 👳 ✲ 🐠 ✲ 👔 ✲ 📗 ✲ 🌏 ✲ 👑 ✲ ⛳ ✲ 🏓 ✲ 👃 ✲ 🐟 ✲ 💃 ✲ 🥒 ✲ 📀 ✲ 📕 ✲ 🎽 Scully: Not everything is about you Mulder. "The X-Files: Never Again"Scully: This seat taken?Mulder: No, but i should warn you i'm experiencing violent impulses.Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances. "The X-Files: The Host"🥗 ✲ 🍖 ✲ 🎫 ✲ 🐊 ✲ 👑 ✲ 📒 ✲ 🍆 ✲ 👹 ✲ 🌳 ✲ 💙 ✲ 💗 ✲ 🚕 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 👃 ✲ 🎈 | 2019-03-22 04:40:14 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📗💎📕⚡⛳ - ✯ ☀ ☆ ✧ ღ ♂ ✰ ✈ ✏ ★ ✫ ✱ ß ♂ ٿ ↕ ✥ ❋ ♣ ✪🌽📘🍖😺👽 - What is your favorite 🌋🎽👳🚘🐊 - ㅤㅤ movie quote? 🌋📕📒🌳🌏 - ✪ ♣ ❋ ✥ ↕ ٿ ♂ ß ✱ ✫ ★ ✏ ✈ ✰ ♂ ღ ✧ ☆ ☀ ✯ | 2019-03-22 03:03:13 |
| 76561198179509657 | ☺ The🏓 ✫ men🍧🥗 ❄ sat🎁👃💗 ✥ sipping🍇🐛👹📀 ✶ their💙🐊🐠🎫😺 ✭ tea⛳🕺💄💚🚕🍖 ✿ in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream." "Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I know? What am I, a philosopher?" | 2019-03-22 01:42:12 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐟 | 🍖 | 🎁 | 🌳 | 📗 | 🐝 | 📘 | 🌸 | 💗 | 😺 | 🚘 | 👽 | 🐛 | 👳 | 💄 | 💙 | 🌂 | 🚙 | 👾 "Students made it long ago," said Rincewind. "Handy way in and out afterlights out.""Ah," said Twoflower, "I *understand*. Over the wall and out tobrightly-lit tavernas to drink and sing and recite poetry, yes?""Nearly right except for the singings and the poetry, yes," said Rincewind.(The Light Fantastic) 📀 | 🍆 | ⚡ | 🚗 | 🐊 | 🌏 | 💚 | 👃 | 🏀 | 🥗 | 🐠 | 👔 | 🚕 | 🎍 | 🌋 | 👑 | 🍇 | 🌽 | 🕺 | 2019-03-22 01:19:13 |
| 76561198179863334 | ⚡🎫📗🏓👔🚕👽🍖🕺😺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗🥒🍇🚗🔋🐝🐳📀🌳🏀 » breaking with river ♫ » You considered the elbows ★ » behind the water ☂ 🌽💄🥒📘👳🎽🎍🎈🐛💃 » behind the clothing, ღ » Brazil attached happily. ♂ » Monkey stops breaking. ☎ 🐟⚡🐊🌂🍆🚕🌸🐝🚙🐟 » basking your target ❋ » I discovered your crayons ✏ » behind your luggage ✱ 👃👔🏓⛳📒🎄💎💗💃🥞 | 2019-03-22 00:32:12 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🌋🐳👃🥗👔 - ♪ ❁ ♦ ✏ ✈ ❖ ★ ♂ ♫ ☼ ✴ ✿ ✪ ☢ ☻ ☺ ❄ ✤ ☼ ❦🚕🐊🐠🥒📒 - Which of your family members 📕🌏🎄🐝🍖 - ㅤㅤ do you admire most, and why? 🎫😺🎈🔋🎽 - ❦ ☼ ✤ ❄ ☺ ☻ ☢ ✪ ✿ ✴ ☼ ♫ ♂ ★ ❖ ✈ ✏ ♦ ❁ ♪ | 2019-03-21 22:52:10 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🚙 ☁ 💃 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🐟 ☁ 👾 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 👹 ☁ 👹 ☁ ⛳ ☁ 👳 ☁ 💎 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🌋 ☁ ⚡ Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one. "The X-Files: Shadows"Mulder: You've been making reports on me since the beginning, Scully, taking your LITTLE NOTES! "The X-Files: Anasazi"👔 ☁ 🚘 ☁ 💄 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🥒 ☁ 👾 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 📒 | 2019-03-21 22:31:11 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ! | 2019-03-21 21:22:25 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🍆🎄😺🍖💗🐝🎫💚🥒📕 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🕺👑🏀💛🐳🚙🏓📗👃📘 » beside the money, ☺ » Cuba borrowed finally. ❦ » Sweden stops feeling. ❀ ⛳⚡💄👔🐟🚕🐊🚗💃🌽 » While torturing the ❄ » flowers, Canada pondered ♠ » without breaking juice ✦ 🌏🌳📒👾🐛🎈🥗👳🚘🐠 » into the water, ☁ » Tiger borrowed sloppily. ☀ » Cuba stops sweeping. ☂ 🌋🔋😺🕺🍆💚🌸🥞🏀🐝 | 2019-03-21 21:02:11 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎽 🌂 👑 💚 👃 💎 📕 🎍 ⚡ 💃 🌏 🏀 🍧 🎄 📀 😺 💄When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer. Sam: What's new, Norm?Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold OneCoach: Beer, Norm?Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it. -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam MaloneCoach: What's doing, Norm?Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig. -- Cheers, Let Me Count the Ways 📘 ⛳ 🔋 💗 🎫 🚕 💙 🌳 🎈 🐝 🌋 📗 👳 💎 🎁 🐊 | 2019-03-21 20:43:11 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🚕 -- 🥗 -- 🚗 -- 🎽 -- 💚 -- 🌏 -- 💃 -- 👳 -- 🥞 -- 🏓 -- 👽 -- 💙 -- 🚕 -- 🌋 -- 📗 Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way. -- Pink FloydThe man she had was kind and cleanAnd well enough for every day,But oh, dear friends, you should have seenThe one that got away. -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"Boy, get your head out of the stars above,You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.Save your heart and let your body be enough,To get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.Save your heart 🚘 -- 🍆 -- 📒 -- 🌳 -- 🐠 -- 💛 -- 🎄 -- 🕺 -- 💗 -- 😺 -- 🍖 -- 🔋 -- 🍧 -- ⚡ -- 🕺 | 2019-03-21 19:29:07 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🎍🐟👹 Performance review for 😺🍆💗 completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis. enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. 🚕 + 📗 = 📘 | 2019-03-21 19:19:09 |
| 76561198179847314 | ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👳 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌳Sorry never means having your say to love. ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👔Let us live!!!Let us love!!!Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!! ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💚You first. ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👃 | 2019-03-21 18:34:08 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🐟👳📗 If you could time travel, where would you go? 🐠📀💎 | 2019-03-21 17:54:08 |
| 76561198179809977 | ✩ Some📗 ❀ circumstantial🎫🌋 ♧ evidence📒🚗🌽 ❋ is🐛🍇🌽🎈 ✦ very🐳🥗👑💚🏀 ☆ strong,🚘👽💛🍆💗🐟 ❦ as when you find a trout in the milk. -- Thoreau | 2019-03-21 11:35:42 |
| 76561198179702987 | 💎🏓🎁 Performance review for 🎍📕📘 Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, always manages to get the best deal. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. 🐛 + 📀 = 🌋 | 2019-03-21 10:11:40 |
| 76561198211599340 | 📀 ✏ 🎍 ✏ 🌸 ✏ 💎 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 🕺 ✏ 🎈 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 💄 ✏ ⚡ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍆 ✏ 🥒 ✏ 👔 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 👽 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🏓 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 🔋 Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy. 🚙 ✏ 👔 ✏ 🌂 ✏ 💛 ✏ 💙 ✏ 👽 ✏ 🎁 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 📒 ✏ 🐊 | 2019-03-21 06:23:39 |
| 76561198211563240 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💙 * ⚡ * 👹 * 🎍 * 📀 * 🎽 * 🐛 * 💃 * 🕺 * 💗 * 🥒 * 📒 * 👽 * 🏓 * 👔 * 🎁ㅤ* Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.ㅤ* Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when a couple have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle.ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."🌳 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 💎 * 🐳 * ⚡ * 🌋 * 🐊 * 🚕 * 🔋 * 🌏 * 💄 * 🍆 * 🏓 * ⛳ * 📀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-03-21 06:22:40 |
| 76561198179819778 | 💄 ♡ 🐟 When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts,⚡ ♡ 🌳 she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind👽 ♡ 📒 it less and less."📘 ♡ 🍖 -- Louise Andrews Kent 💗🚙🌏 | 2019-03-21 05:04:39 |
| _133 | ♀ I🚘 ❂ don't🌂🔋 ✶ care🎁🐛🐳 ☁ for🥞👹💗⛳ ٿ the👳🕺🌽💎📕 ☂ Sugar🐊👔⚡🎈🎍🥒 ✤ Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82 | 2019-03-21 05:03:40 |
| 76561198179842674 | --------------------------------------------------------------Each kiss is as the first. -- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6No one can guarantee the actions of another. -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🚕👽📘🚗🎈⛳🍧🎁🐝💄🕺🐊🐟📀🏀🔋🐠🎍🌏😺📕🎄🎽🐝🌸⚡🐳🐛🍖🌳🚘👑👳💗👾🥒🎈📗👾🚕🍆🚗🎁💚🚙 | 2019-03-21 04:47:39 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎈⛳👔|💛👹👳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📘🐊👃|A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy? wut | 2019-03-21 04:14:40 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🍖💚🎁|🍧📀🍇| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗👹🎍|Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?A: There's a footprint in the mayo.Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?A: There's two footprints in the mayo.Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?A: The door won't shut.Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway. idk | 2019-03-21 01:19:47 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🚙🍇🚗 If you had an extra $100 to spend on yourself every week, what would you do? ⚡💛🌏 | 2019-03-21 00:10:47 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥗 Dear ... 🎫 → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno 🌽 ❀ 💄 ❀ 💙 ❀ 👳 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🌳 ❀ 🔋 ❀ 💛 ❀ 💃 ❀ 📘 ❀ 🚗 ❀ 🥒 ❀ 📒 ❀ 🕺 ❀ 🚕 Yours truly, Paulina Bonnes (the cat)💚 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084162 🌂 | 2019-03-20 22:13:48 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🍧🐠📀👽🐝 |What's the last white lie| 🎈🐳🐛💛🌂🥗💙🚘📗💃👑🥞💗 |you told and got away with?| 🎽🚙🚙💎🚗👳👔🚕 | 2019-03-20 21:19:35 |
| 76561198179633358 | --------------------------------------------------------------Bones: "The man's DEAD, Jim!"Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3220.3--------------------------------------------------------------🍇📒🌸🌳👔🔋👹🌽🌋🎄💎📀🚕🎈🚘🚙👑💙🥗💄🐛🎁🏀🕺🐟👳👽💗👃🐊🎫🌸🐝🏀🍧🎍🎽💗⛳🥞💚👑🌋🚘🌂 | 2019-03-20 21:08:35 |
| 76561198211741980 | 😺📗🎈 Would you rather have a live-in massage therapist, or a live-in chef? 👾🥗🌏 | 2019-03-20 20:56:36 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🏀 ☻ 🎁 ☻ 🎄 ☻ 🐳 ☻ 🚘 ☻ 🐊 ☻ 🐠 ☻ 📒 ☻ 🎽 ☻ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍖 ☻ 📀 ☻ 👹 ☻ 🐟 ☻ 🐛 ☻ 👃 ☻ 🎈 ☻ 💙 ☻ 🌽 ☻ ⛳ You've been Berkeley'ed! 🎁 ☻ 🥒 ☻ 🌏 ☻ 🍖 ☻ 👃 ☻ 🍇 ☻ 🐛 ☻ 🚗 ☻ 🐝 ☻ 📘 | 2019-03-20 20:18:35 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌏 ✰ 🌸 Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry. 📒🥒💄 | 2019-03-20 14:33:09 |
| 76561198179814253 | ✭ Should👑 ♀ I🎫🚙 ★ start📕⚡🏓 ✿ with💎🎍🐠🎄 ✯ the💛🐳🍇🏓👽 ♣ time📀🐊🍆💃🐝👔 ☆ I🥒🏀👳🌸🎽⛳👃 ❃ SWITCHED🐛🕺🌂😺🎈🥞🍧💚 ♂ personalities📗🐠🌽🌏🎁🍖🔋💙📒 ♥ with a BEATNIK hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST? | 2019-03-20 09:49:06 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🥒💙💃👃🍖👽💙😺🔋💄🐝🎽🥞🎍📘Book: "You were victimized, Wash was assaulted, and then Inara found youhere."Inara (groggy): "And then I fell and hit my head. Like Wash."🌋🏀🥗👑👾📀⛳🕺🎈🌂👳🐊🎫🌸💚 | 2019-03-20 09:15:23 |
| 76561198179589975 | A people living under the perpetual menace of war and invasion is very easy togovern. It demands no social reforms. It does not haggle over expenditureson armaments and military equipment. It pays without discussion, it ruinsitself, and that is an excellent thing for the syndicates of financiers andmanufacturers for whom patriotic terrors are an abundant source of gain. -- Anatole France 😩A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.😙Burke's Postulates: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.😱 Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold outyour hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that'sdifferent. -- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P. O'Brien, instructions to the force. 🙄 | 2019-03-20 07:54:06 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🕺📕😺 Performance review for 🐊⚡🍇 Uses the hands or hand-tools reasonably well, but has not not yet achieved fully mastery and control, and still struggles with detail and new processes. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. has a powerful physique, suited for heavyweight jobs, or situations when it's an advantage to appear strong. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. 🎍 + 💄 = 🌽 | 2019-03-20 07:50:06 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👾 -- 🚗 -- 🔋 -- 🌽 -- 🚕 -- 💗 -- 🥒 -- 🍧 -- 🐟 -- 🎄 -- 🚗 -- ⚡ -- 🚘 -- 🏓 -- 👃 New York-- to that tall skyline I comeFlyin' in from London to your doorNew York-- lookin' down on Central ParkWhere they say you should not wander after dark.New York. -- Simon and GarfunkleThere once was a Sailor who looked through a glassAnd spied a fair mermaid with scales on her... island.Where seagulls flew over their nest.She combed the long hair which hung over her... shoulders.And caused her to tickle and itch.The sailor cri 📗 -- 🐝 -- 🌋 -- 🎽 -- 🐛 -- 🎫 -- 💚 -- 🎈 -- 🌽 -- 📘 -- 🥞 -- 🎍 -- 🌂 -- 🐠 -- 📗 | 2019-03-20 07:45:05 |
| 76561198179419823 | Tell the person to your right | 👔 | 📒 | 🥒 | 👹 | 🕺 | 🌽 | 🔋 | 💗 | your favorite thing about them. | 🐝 | 🐟 | 🎄 | 🌸 | 🐠 | 🔋 | 🚕 | 🐳 | | 2019-03-20 03:36:05 |
| 76561198179596342 | ⚡ ☀ 🌸 Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping📗 ☀ 🎫 the top of the barrel.💙 ☀ 🎁 -- Gore Vidal 🥒👹👔 | 2019-03-20 02:39:04 |
| 76561198211850636 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⛳ * 🚕 * 🌸 * 🍇 * 🐠 * 💚 * 💙 * 🎁 * 👾 * 🌽 * 🎄 * 🏓 * 💎 * 🥞 * 🌂 * ⛳ㅤ* You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!ㅤ* Three monks are meditating in the Himalayas. One year passes in silence, and one of them says to the other, "Pretty cold up here isn't it?" Another year passes and the second monk says, "You know, you are quite right." Another year passes and the third monk says, "Hey, I'm going to leave unless you two stop jabbering!"🚙 * 🌏 * 🎈 * 📒 * 📗 * 📀 * 🌂 * 🍧 * 💗 * 🍇 * 👑 * 🥒 * 💄 * 💙 * 👃 * 🌳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-03-19 23:49:02 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🌽 ☂ 💎 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🏀 ☂ 🎫 ☂ ⛳ ☂ 🌋 ☂ 😺 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 🌳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎁 ☂ 🐠 ☂ 💃 ☂ 👽 ☂ 🐳 ☂ 🐝 ☂ 🎈 ☂ 💙 ☂ 🎄 ☂ 🚕 As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. 🌋 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 🥒 ☂ 🌽 ☂ 🥗 ☂ 📕 ☂ 🌏 ☂ 📒 ☂ 📘 ☂ 💚 | 2019-03-19 21:56:15 |
| 76561198179697385 | 👔💗⚡|🎍🎈🎁| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍧📗💎|Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?A: The cats keep trying to bury them. huh | 2019-03-19 21:55:17 |
| 76561198211882476 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚕 * 🌂 * 💎 * 🌳 * 🐳 * 🔋 * 🐝 * 🌋 * 👽 * 🚗 * 🕺 * ⚡ * 🍆 * 🏓 * 😺 * 🥒ㅤ* I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.ㅤ* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.ㅤ* Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing fish everywhere." "Have you seen an optician?" asks the doctor. "Look I told you," snapped the patient, "It's fish that I see."📘 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 🎍 * 🐛 * 📒 * 🐠 * 🐟 * 📀 * 🚗 * 💚 * 🎫 * 🥗 * 💗 * 🌏 * 🐝ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-03-19 20:38:16 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐝Quagmire: 🐛 Hey, 👾 maybe 🚗 we 🌋 could 🚘 set 👳 Peter 👽 up 🎍 with 🚕 another 🏀 lemon 🎽 snowcone. 👃 Peter: 🐟 The ⛳ first 🏓 one 🥗 didn't 🌂 taste 🌏 like ⚡ lemon 👑 at 🚙 all. 🎈 It 💙 tasted 🐝 like... 🍧 [pauses] 🐛 Peter: 🍖 Oh, 🐳 you 🎄 guys 🌽 are 📕 ASSES.👔 | 2019-03-19 17:12:39 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👔🚙💄 Performance review for 📀🌳🌋 has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. 👳 + 🎫 = ⚡ | 2019-03-19 15:18:40 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🐟 Dear ... 👳 → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] → When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. 💚 ☼ 📕 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🌽 ☼ 🐛 ☼ 🍇 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 🎈 ☼ 🎍 ☼ 🕺 ☼ 🍧 ☼ 💄 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🎄 ☼ ⚡ Yours truly, Rae Overbaugh (the cat)🌏 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167069196 💃 | 2019-03-19 12:24:42 |
| 76561198211804512 | What's one choice | 🥗 | 🐟 | 🌽 | 🌸 | 🐝 | 👾 | 🎍 | 👹 | you really regret? | 💚 | 🏓 | 📘 | 👃 | 🚘 | 🚙 | 👳 | 🌂 | | 2019-03-19 09:53:36 |
| 76561198179682287 | 📕 | 🚕 | 🍆 | 🎍 | 🏓 | 🐛 | 🎫 | 📒 | 🥒 | 👃 | 💗 | 💎 | 💚 | 📀 | 🍇 | 🍖 | 🚘 | 🎄 | 💛 'We'll all be killed.''Think of it as the lesser of two evils.''What's the other one?'Vimes drew his sword.'Me.'(Jingo) 👹 | 🍧 | 😺 | 🌳 | 🚗 | 👑 | 💙 | 👹 | 🥗 | 🌸 | ⚡ | 🕺 | ⛳ | 📗 | 💃 | 👔 | 🎁 | 🎈 | 👾 | 2019-03-19 07:00:36 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💗Chris: 🥗 The 💛 government 🚘 is 💚 here! 📕 Run, 👃 E.T.! 📘 Run!⛳ | 2019-03-19 05:16:35 |
| 76561198179603631 | Mal: "When a man engages in clandestine dealings, he has this preference forthings going smoothly. She makes things not be smooth."Simon: "Right. I'm very sorry she tipped off anyone about your cunninglyconcealed herd of cows." 🤐-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC. We're going awaynow. I fed the cat.😱 Peter: Wow, I'm even better than that dad from Lost In Space. [flashback] Dad: We need to chart this planet. Greg, you take my 16 year old blonde daughter out in the chariot for the rest of the day. Penny, you stay with me. And Will, you and the robot go out into the uncharted wilderness and take this mincing, boy-hungry peadophile with you. 😫 <james> any gnome freaks around?<Knghtbrd> not me, I'm just a freak 🤣<sct> Anyone want the new supermount? :)<klogd> whats new aboutit<sct> klogd: It cleans whiter than white. :) -- Seen on #Linux🤕 | 2019-03-19 03:16:35 |
| 76561198211562428 | ⚡🌂🎍 Performance review for 🌏🐊🎫 has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. Makes decisions rapidly and well when dealing with small or personal matters, but still has to gain the confidence to make major decisions. Most of the decisions made turn out to be effective. willingly joins groups, but tends to remain anonymous. 🚕 + 🌋 = 😺 | 2019-03-19 01:59:33 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🥒 | 👃 | 💗 | 🎽 | 🐟 | 🌳 | 💄 | 🚕 | 🍆 | 🌸 | 💚 | 👳 | 😺 | 🎍 | 🐠 | 🍧 | ⚡ | 🍇 | 🚙 'They come back to the mountains to die,' said the King.'They live in Ankh-Morpork.'(The Fifth Elephant) 🚗 | 🏀 | 🎁 | 🌏 | 👽 | 📘 | 👑 | 📕 | 🥗 | 💃 | 📀 | 🕺 | 🔋 | 👽 | 👔 | 🏀 | 🐝 | 🚘 | 🐠 | 2019-03-19 01:44:33 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🥒Chris: 💃 Go 💛 away, 🚘 you're 🏀 not 🎍 welcome 👃 here! 🍇 [pointing 🐟 at 🥗 his 🥞 fat 👹 stomach] 🌽 Meg: 🕺 Wow, 📕 Chris, 👽 did 🐳 you 🔋 lose 🌸 weight? 🐝 You're 💗 wicked 🚙 skinny, 📀 I'm 🎫 jealous. 🌋 Chris: 👳 Thanks 💚 Meg. 💙 I'm 💃 jealous 🥒 of 💎 your ⚡ moustache. 🌂 Meg: 🍇 Mom? 🚕 Lois: 🥗 Oh, 🎁 it's 📗 fine, 🌸 Meg. 🌏 It 💄 makes 🕺 you 👑 look ⛳ dignified. 🏀 Meg: 🍧 But, 😺 Mom! 🎄 Lois: 🎽 Now 🍖 I 🥞 love 🐊 all ⚡ of 👔 my 🎍 children 💗 equally.👳 | 2019-03-19 01:08:34 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ! | 2019-03-18 21:30:12 |
| 76561198179677447 | ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👾"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 💃 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎍I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. -- Elvis Costello ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📒 ♥ 💄 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💛 | 2019-03-18 19:10:02 |
| Victorious Secret | Magic with Miranda #2 Pardon me, are you the one they call Miranda? Who are you & how do you know me? A guild has placed a price on your head and I plan to collect it Miranda, we should leave RIGHT NOW! Are you on drugs? Drugs? No! I'm just here to kill you Yeah, that definatly sounds like drugs I'M NOT ON DRUGS! I will now show you my true form.. TRANSFORM! Now you DIE! Haha, you idiot...We're on land and you transformed into a fish! Dam, she's right. Well this sucks VICTORY +10 XP I won! I beat the thug on drugs! CHOOSE ONE REWARD: A reward! I choose (1) HALF LIFE 3 (2) 40 TF2 GOLDEN FRYING PANS (3) 40 CS:GO KNIVES (4) A Sports Water Bottle THIS ONE! | 2019-03-18 16:24:06 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👃 Dear ... 📕 → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 🔋 ✲ 👔 ✲ 🏀 ✲ 🌏 ✲ 🥒 ✲ ⚡ ✲ 🥗 ✲ 🐳 ✲ 🐠 ✲ 📀 ✲ 🐝 ✲ 🎽 ✲ 📗 ✲ 🏓 ✲ 😺 Yours truly, Issac Kantarian (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086213 🍧 | 2019-03-18 15:21:59 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍇 🌂 🎍 😺 🍧 👹 ⚡ 👽 💃 📘👑 [] 🥒 🌏 💛 💄 ⛳ 📀 📗 👾 🍖 🐠 🐝I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- CalvinI imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- CalvinHobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!🚙 🐳 ⛳ 💙 🎈 📒 👃 🐛 👹 👔 | 2019-03-18 11:37:59 |
| 76561198211879112 | 👑 | 💃 | 🌳 | 🌏 | 🌂 | 🎫 | 🚙 | 👃 | 📗 | 🌽 | 👔 | 🚗 | 💚 | 🐳 | 📒 | 🍖 | 💙 | 📕 | 💛 Sometimes the only thing you could do for people was to be there.(Soul Music) 🎍 | 🐛 | 👾 | 😺 | 🏀 | 👑 | 🏓 | 🍧 | 🐊 | 💄 | 🔋 | 🚕 | 🚘 | 📀 | 🥒 | 🌸 | 📘 | 💃 | 🌽 | 2019-03-18 11:04:55 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🚙 ☺ 🕺 ☺ 🍖 ☺ 👃 ☺ 📀 ☺ 🎈 ☺ 🍧 ☺ 🐛 ☺ 💚 ☺ 💗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📒 ☺ 🎫 ☺ 👔 ☺ 🎁 ☺ 🚗 ☺ 👽 ☺ 👾 ☺ 💄 ☺ 🐝 ☺ 🌳 The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not whatyou want. -- D. Cohen 🏀 ☺ 🍇 ☺ ⚡ ☺ 🥗 ☺ 🌂 ☺ 👑 ☺ 💙 ☺ ⛳ ☺ 🔋 ☺ 📕 | 2019-03-18 10:54:55 |
| 76561198179847314 | What is the best piece of | 👑 | 💎 | 🌋 | 📗 | 🐟 | 🐛 | 🚕 | 🎈 | advice you've received? | 👳 | 🍖 | 🚙 | 🍇 | 👹 | 🍧 | 🎁 | 🥗 | | 2019-03-18 10:30:56 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🐳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📀 🐠 🥒 💚 💛 💃 🐟 📗 🍖 👔 👳 🚗 🍇 🌳 😺 🎫 🏀Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled. The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right tosmoke is a right worth dying for. 🎍 🥞 💙 🎈 ⚡ 🐛 🎽 🚙 🌋 😺 🚘 👹 👃 🌳 ⚡ 🕺 | 2019-03-18 09:52:56 |
| 76561198179782901 | 👃 -- 📗 -- 🚘 -- 💄 -- 🏓 -- 😺 -- 🥒 -- 🎽 -- 👾 -- 📀 -- 🔋 -- 🐠 -- 🐝 -- 📕 -- 🐛 Bit off more than my mind could chew,Shower or suicide, what do I do? -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?"I used to be such a sweet sweet thing, 'til they got a hold of me,I opened doors for little old ladies, I helped the blind to see,I got no friends 'cause they read the papers, they can't be seen,With me, and I'm feelin' real shot down,And I'm, uh, feelin' mean, No more, Mr. Nice Guy, No more, Mr. Clean, No more, 🍆 -- 🌽 -- 🍖 -- 🍇 -- 🎍 -- 🚕 -- 💗 -- 🎫 -- 🌳 -- 🌋 -- 👑 -- 📘 -- 🥗 -- 💛 -- 🌸 | 2019-03-18 08:56:56 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💃⚡ 🥒🕺👳🐠 FANTASTIC GAME| ♥♀ awesome. 🔋 GL* ☀✖♦✩ 👾🐊 | 2019-03-17 23:22:24 |
| 76561198179843803 | 👔💃🚙🚕💎 - ✱ ❉ ✲ ✧ ß ☆ ♣ ❀ ✭ ❦ ♀ ✖ ☼ ☂ ☀ ♂ ✬ ♫ ☻ ✿📒🎄💗🍖🚘 - What's the funniest or most traumatic 🌳💛🎍🐝👹 - ㅤㅤ thing that's ever happened on a date? 🍧📕⛳📘😺 - ✿ ☻ ♫ ✬ ♂ ☀ ☂ ☼ ✖ ♀ ❦ ✭ ❀ ♣ ☆ ß ✧ ✲ ❉ ✱ | 2019-03-17 20:05:21 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👹 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 👾 ♀ 📒 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🎈 Mulder: The truth will save you Scully... I think it will save both of us. "The X-Files: Terma"Scully: What do you want Krycek?Krycek: Same thing you do...to find the man who tried to kill me... (looks at Mulder) the same man who's responsible for your father's death... (looks at Scully) your sister's.Scully: You want this man brought to justice?Krycek: You can't bring these men to justice! Protect...the laws of this country protect these men under the name of national security! They know no law! "The X-Files: Tunguska"💙 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 💃 ♀ 📀 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🚗 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 👑 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🔋 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 💛 | 2019-03-17 18:57:21 |
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| 76561198179768678 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐝 * 🚘 * 🎈 * 🚙 * ⛳ * 🏓 * 🚕 * 👔 * 😺 * 🐠 * 🎽 * 👽 * 🌽 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 🌏ㅤ* A depressed man turned to his friend in the pub and said, "I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 50 aspirin." "Oh man, that's really bad", said his friend, "What happened?" The first man sighed and said, "After the first two, I felt better."ㅤ* Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.ㅤ* Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.🥗 * 🎁 * 🏀 * 🎫 * 📗 * 🍖 * 🥞 * 👾 * 🕺 * 📕 * 🐛 * 👑 * ⚡ * 🔋 * 💙 * 💗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-03-17 16:09:19 |
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| 76561198211853304 | 🚕🐠🥗🌏👳💙💚🚗🌳🌸🐟🌽🔋📀👔🏓💎🎍🎁💃🚘🥞🎄🏀🎽🌋🐛😺🚙🐳 Digital computers are themselves more complex than most things people build:They hyave very large numbers of states. This makesconceiving, describing,and testing them hard. Software systems have orders-of-magnitude more statesthan computers do.- Fred Brooks, Jr. 🌂📒🎈🚕⛳📘🥒🎫💄📀🍖👳🕺🐊💛💗🍆🚙🐝🐛📕👾📘👹🌳🌽⚡🥒🚗🕺 | 2019-03-17 13:41:05 |
| Diesel | Zahogu v club, zabirau dvuh... | 2019-03-17 12:05:59 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🐛 ❃ 👾 ❃ 🎁 ❃ 🌸 ❃ 🎍 ❃ 📒 ❃ 👔 ❃ 🚗 ❃ 💚 ❃ 🏀 ❃ 🍇 ❃ 💛 Have you ever met a famous person? 👹 ❃ 🎁 ❃ 🎄 ❃ 🎫 ❃ ⛳ ❃ 🐟 ❃ 🚕 ❃ 🌸 ❃ 😺 ❃ 🎫 ❃ 🌳 ❃ 🏓 | 2019-03-17 11:37:00 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🏓 -- 🚘 -- 🥒 -- ⚡ -- 😺 -- 👽 -- 🏀 -- 🐳 -- 🥗 -- 🌽 -- 🐟 -- 🌂 -- 🌳 -- 🐠 -- 🎫 Your worship is your furnaceswhich, like old idols, lost obscenes,have molten bowels; your vision ismachines for making more machines. -- Gordon Bottomley, 1874The night passes quickly when you're asleepBut I'm out shufflin' for something to eat...Breakfast at the Egg House,Like the waffle on the griddle,I'm burnt around the edges,But I'm tender in the middle. -- Adrian BelewSpeak roughly to your little VAX, And boot it when it 💛 -- 💚 -- 🚕 -- 📘 -- 🌋 -- 🌸 -- 🥞 -- 🍆 -- 📗 -- 👾 -- ⛳ -- 🐝 -- 🍖 -- 🏀 -- 🌏 | 2019-03-17 11:11:02 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐛 ✿ 💃 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 📕 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 📀 Mulder & Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever. "The X-Files: Syzygy"Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder?Mulder: Depends on the body! "The X-Files: Hell Money"👔 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 👑 ✿ 💃 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🐛 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🚘 | 2019-03-17 10:55:59 |
| 76561198179556699 | One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it. 🤑Question authority.😍Fan: "Aha ha, fan beats man."🤤 Professor: The tanker has six-thousand hulls, so, unlike me, it's entirely leak-proof. 😪 [the family is relocated to a small house in the South] Meg: Eww, we're going to be living here? Lois: Now come on Meg, I bet if we fixed it up a little, it could be a piece of crap. 🤤 "Go ahead, bake my quiche" -- Magrat instructs the castle cook (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies) 🤕I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!🤓 Neglect of duty does not cease, by repetition, to be neglect of duty. -- Napoleon 🙄 * Dry-ice can't code his way out of a paper bag<Coderjoe> dry-ice: int main() { ExitPaperBag(); return 0; }<Knghtbrd> Is that how that's done then? *takes notes* 😴 | 2019-03-17 08:45:50 |
| xlr250R | HBD my Ladyboi | 2019-03-17 07:53:01 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🐝 ✩ 🌋 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 🚙 ✩ 👾 ✩ ⚡ ✩ 🌳 ✩ 🎈 ✩ 👳 ✩ 💃ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💙 ✩ 💚 ✩ 🏓 ✩ 🌽 ✩ 🕺 ✩ 🥒 ✩ 📗 ✩ 🥞 ✩ 💄 ✩ 📘 The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best. 🌋 ✩ 👔 ✩ 🐛 ✩ 📒 ✩ 🚕 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 🔋 ✩ 🍖 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 💛 | 2019-03-17 07:04:46 |
| 76561198179634913 | 💛 ♠ 🐳 ♠ 🥗 ♠ 🌸 ♠ 💃 ♠ 🎫 ♠ 💚 ♠ 👑 ♠ 🍧 ♠ 🏀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐛 ♠ 👳 ♠ 🎽 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 🚕 ♠ 🎄 ♠ 🐠 ♠ 🐟 ♠ 📀 ♠ 🎍 Unix Express: All passenger bring a piece of the aeroplane and a box of tools with them tothe airport. They gather on the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kindof plane they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, thepassengers split into groups and build several different aircraft, but givethem all the same name. Some passengers actually reach their destinations.All passengers believe they got there. 🚙 ♠ 🥞 ♠ 🍖 ♠ 🕺 ♠ 👔 ♠ 🌳 ♠ 📕 ♠ 🎁 ♠ 💙 ♠ 🎈 | 2019-03-17 04:47:40 |
| 76561198179803382 | ✬ The🎄 ✦ scene:🐠🍇 ♀ in🎁💗🔋 ✖ a🌽🎽🚕🐛 ✫ vast,👔🎈🐊😺🍖 ♣ painted🎫👹🌏🐝🎍🐛 ß desert, a cowboy faces his horse. Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'. Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..." Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted a feed*bag*. | 2019-03-17 03:10:37 |
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| 76561198211691280 | 👽🐠👳🕺🌋 - ♦ ♧ ❂ ✈ ❄ ☆ ☢ ✫ ✿ ☀ ♀ ★ ♂ ∞ ♥ ☺ ✔ ✩ ♂ ❄🥗📀🐳🍖👃 - What's your guiltiest 🐊🎽💃⚡🔋 - ㅤㅤ of guilty pleasures? 👾👑🎍🐟💄 - ❄ ♂ ✩ ✔ ☺ ♥ ∞ ♂ ★ ♀ ☀ ✿ ✫ ☢ ☆ ❄ ✈ ❂ ♧ ♦ | 2019-03-17 01:33:35 |
| 76561198179697385 | 👑📗🌸📘🍆 - ✶ ♡ ✿ ★ ❦ ✴ ♣ ✖ ● ♀ ✬ ✿ ✳ ☆ ❀ ✩ ❄ ✏ ✯ ✤🎍💄⚡🎫🎈 - Have you ever met 🥗😺💗👃🐛 - ㅤㅤ one of your heroes? 🐟🚕🐊🌋🌏 - ✤ ✯ ✏ ❄ ✩ ❀ ☆ ✳ ✿ ✬ ♀ ● ✖ ♣ ✴ ❦ ★ ✿ ♡ ✶ | 2019-03-16 21:32:32 |
| 76561198179762074 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐠 * 🐟 * 💚 * 🎁 * 🥗 * 🍖 * 💛 * 👾 * 🚘 * 📀 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 📘 * 🌽 * 🚙ㅤ* A famous blues musician died. His tombstone bore the inscription, "Didn't wake up this morning..."ㅤ* A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.ㅤ* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.🎫 * 👳 * 🐛 * 💃 * 🎄 * 🏓 * 💙 * 👑 * 🎈 * 🎍 * 😺 * 🕺 * 👃 * 🎽 * 💄 * 🐊ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-03-16 20:23:56 |
| 76561198179860286 | 💃 ☎ 💙 A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. 👃🔋🚕 | 2019-03-16 18:54:54 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🥞 -- 🥗 -- 🎫 -- 💃 -- 🐛 -- 🐠 -- 🕺 -- 👳 -- 👔 -- 🐛 -- 🌂 -- 📒 -- 🎍 -- 🎈 -- 😺 I think that I shall never seeA thing as lovely as a tree.But as you see the trees have goneThey went this morning with the dawn.A logging firm from out of townCame and chopped the trees all down.But I will trick those dirty skunksAnd write a brand new poem called 'Trunks'.The sun was shining on the sea,Shining with all his might:He did his very best to makeThe billows smooth and bright --And this was very odd, because it wasThe mid 🎽 -- 🥗 -- 👹 -- 🍇 -- 🎁 -- 🥒 -- 👳 -- 🌏 -- 🏀 -- 🚘 -- 💄 -- 💚 -- 🚕 -- 🔋 -- 🚗 | 2019-03-16 15:31:48 |
| 76561198211794508 | What's your earliest | 💃 | 📀 | 🍇 | 🎄 | 🎫 | 🐝 | 🔋 | 🚗 | childhood memory? | 🎍 | 🎽 | 🎈 | 📒 | 🐟 | 😺 | 🚙 | 👹 | | 2019-03-16 14:47:48 |
| Victorious Secret | "You Made It Worse!" Results Trampoline: I bet many of you thought the cow would go straight through the trampoline, right? Nope On the bright side, he's no longer in a tree TNT: A lot of you thought this was a good idea. That's quite troubling Excellent! The tree's gone! And so is the cow And your house And the girl nextdoor's house HEY! And your hearing The cute girl: (Knock knock) Yes?..... Can I help you?....... (Stop being so shy and say something) Do you need something?.......... (Hurry up and say something!) I'm going back inside now, goodbye. (Door closes)............. Mooooooo! Splat | 2019-03-16 12:47:27 |
| 76561198211557460 | 👹 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 📀 ⛳ 🏀 🐝 🚘 🎄 👽 😺 🌏 🌋 ⚡ 💄 ⛳ 💙 🎄 🎫Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.Jaka: Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... somethingCerebus: If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out of it?Jaka: Ugh!Cerebus: You don't like apricot brandy? -- Cerebus #6, "The Secret" My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy 👃 💃 🕺 🌽 🎍 🍖 🍆 💗 🥞 🚙 📒 🌸 🔋 🍧 💗 🥗 | 2019-03-16 11:33:49 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎽🍖🐛📀📗😺🐠🐳🥗🕺🌸🎁🌋🥒🍧Mal: "Fully loaded, safety off. This here's a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that?"River: "She understands. She doesn't comprehend.Mal: "Well, I'm glad we've made that distinction."⚡💛👾🎄💗🏓🌏🐛🐝📘🌳📕👃👽💙 | 2019-03-16 08:52:35 |
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| 76561198179809165 | 👹🍇 "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ "(◔/‿\◔) do it big, ALL OF US THINKS YOU ARE GOING LOVE YOUR NEW GAME- 🎁 GL* 🌽💗📗🐟 GREAT GAME! 🎄🌏 | 2019-03-16 07:02:36 |
| 76561198179802829 | 📗👑🍆🌂👃 - ✰ ♂ ● ★ ♂ ☼ ✿ ♡ ✿ ღ ☆ ✳ ✣ ∞ ♂ ✱ ♦ ❃ ✦ ✲💃💎🎄🚙🚘 - Do you think they'll make 🚕💗🥗🚕💙 - ㅤㅤ another Batman movie? 🎈👾📀⛳🌋 - ✲ ✦ ❃ ♦ ✱ ♂ ∞ ✣ ✳ ☆ ღ ✿ ♡ ✿ ☼ ♂ ★ ● ♂ ✰ | 2019-03-16 06:09:36 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🎽 Dear ... 🚕 → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. 🌂 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 🌳 ✰ 💙 ✰ 🌋 ✰ 👑 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 🌏 ✰ 🚗 ✰ 🐛 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 🎍 ✰ 📒 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🏓 Yours truly, Alease Guerrier (the cat)🚘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096672 🐝 | 2019-03-16 01:47:33 |
| 76561198179596342 | --------------------------------------------------------------You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you aretelling the truth. You cannot tell the truth because everything you sayis a lie. You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot, for you lie. -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted. -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5--------------------------------------------------------------💗🚘⚡🐊😺🌋🥗👔👳💃🐟💚🍖🚕💎🎍💙🌂💛🔋🌳👃🎫👹🌳🍆🏀📀📗👔🐝🎈🍧🎍🍖🚕📘🐠🥒👑🥞🎽💚🌸🐊 | 2019-03-15 23:56:32 |
| 76561198179702987 | ♫ Is⛳ ✶ it🎁💗 ☼ NOUVELLE🚘🚙🌂 ✤ CUISINE👃🍧📒🍆 ✈ when💄🐛👔🚗🚕 ❦ 3🔋🥗🥞🎫🏓🕺 ♀ olives👹📀📗⚡🌋🚙🐟 ☎ are🐛🍖📘🐝💛🐳💃🥒 ☺ struggling🐝🌸🎄💎💚📀👾🏀👹 ✖ with a scallop in a plate of SAUCE MORNAY? | 2019-03-15 23:02:32 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🍆 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📀 🎍 🌂 🕺 🐠 🚕 🔋 💙 🥗 🎈 🥞 🎄 🐠 🎫 💛 🌋 🥞I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. -- Fred Allen [Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]Best Beer: A panel of tasters assembled by the Consumer's Union in 1969judged Coors and Miller's High Life to be among the very best. Those whodoubt that beer is a serious subject might ponder its effect on Americanhistory. For example, New England's first colonists decided to drop anchorat Plymouth Rock instead of continuing on to Virginia because, as one ofthem put it, "We could not now take time for further consideration, ourvictuals being spent and especially our beer." -- Felton & Fowler's Best, Worst & Most Unusual 🥒 👾 📒 🚘 🌸 🎍 💃 🐛 📀 🐳 👔 💚 💄 ⚡ 🐟 🌽 | 2019-03-15 22:07:43 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🚕 💙 ⛳ 👹 🌽 🐛 🚗 🐟 🎄 🏀🎫 [] 💛 👾 🌋 🥒 📒 🐝 🌂 🥗 🍆 🔋 👑This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom. -- Calvin"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come. -- Calvin🍇 🍖 👳 🕺 📕 📗 🐛 🎈 🍧 📀 | 2019-03-15 21:02:34 |
| 76561198211895108 | 💄 ☀ 📀 ☀ 👽 ☀ 🍆 ☀ 🌋 ☀ 🌳 ☀ 💙 ☀ 🐝 ☀ 🏓 ☀ 🐛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🕺 ☀ 🥞 ☀ 👹 ☀ 🥒 ☀ 👃 ☀ 👾 ☀ 🎄 ☀ 🍧 ☀ 🌸 ☀ 📒 Truly simple systems... require infinite testing. -- Norman Augustine 💗 ☀ 🚘 ☀ 👽 ☀ 👳 ☀ 🔋 ☀ 🚗 ☀ 💛 ☀ 🐟 ☀ ⛳ ☀ ⚡ | 2019-03-15 16:59:26 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🐠Joe 👑 Swanson: 🍆 You 👽 can't 🐝 just 🔋 come 💗 over 🎽 here 🎄 and 🍖 annex 📀 my 👔 pool! 🌂 Peter: 🥗 Oh 🍇 yeah? 💛 Well, 💙 according 📗 to 🏀 paragraph 🐝 7, 🐟 sentence 🏓 3, ⛳ word 🌽 8 💙 of 🐊 the 😺 Geneva 🎈 Convention..."the". 🕺 So, 💃 tough 📒 luck, 🚙 Swanson.🥞 | 2019-03-15 16:16:28 |
| 76561198211882476 | 💗 ☎ 📗 ☎ 💎 ☎ 👃 ☎ 🚗 ☎ 🐛 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🍇 ☎ 🎄 ☎ 🌋 ☎ 👔 ☎ 😺 ☎ 🌽 ☎ 🎈 ☎ 💎 Mulder: Eeenee meeeneee chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.. "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.MulderEddie: Is that a good thing?Scully: I like it. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🐊 ☎ 🐳 ☎ 💛 ☎ 🌳 ☎ 🌸 ☎ 🎍 ☎ 🌏 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 🚗 ☎ 🐠 ☎ 📘 ☎ 🥒 ☎ ⚡ ☎ 🔋 ☎ 🐝 | 2019-03-15 15:57:25 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🍇🥒👳 Performance review for 💃🌸🎽 They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. likes to work with problems and enjoys problem-solving sessions. They present ideas and solutions but these are sometimes limited or unworkable. always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. 🚙 + 👑 = 🍇 | 2019-03-15 13:17:19 |
| 76561198211562428 | 📀🌸🍇🎍🐠 |What's one dream that you've tucked| 🎄📘💛💄🥞🔋💙🐊💃💎🐝📗👳 |away for the moment? How come?| 🐟💗💃🎽💚🚕🎁🐛 | 2019-03-15 10:21:16 |
| 76561198211563240 | What is your | 👽 | 🌽 | 🌏 | 🍖 | 🏓 | 🐟 | 📗 | 😺 | spirit animal? | 🐊 | 🍇 | 🎈 | 👃 | 📒 | 🐛 | 📕 | 🍆 | | 2019-03-15 09:35:15 |
| 76561198179847314 | ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📕Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎍Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌏 | 2019-03-15 08:26:12 |
| 76561198211804512 | 📕 Dear ... 🐛 → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. ⚡ ♫ 💎 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 👔 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 📗 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🌸 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 🚕 Yours truly, Stevie Rattigan (the cat)🍇 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063886 🎈 | 2019-03-15 08:12:12 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🐊 | 🌏 | 👑 | 🚗 | 💄 | ⚡ | 🎄 | 🐳 | 🥒 | 📕 | 🐝 | 💙 | 🚕 | 🍇 | 🌂 | 🚙 | 👾 | ⛳ | 🏓 ...stones that were missing him by inches and in some cases, hitting him by kilograms.(Sourcery) 👳 | 🏀 | 🌳 | 🎁 | 🎽 | 🍖 | 👔 | 🥞 | 🐛 | 🥗 | 🍧 | 📒 | 👹 | 👽 | 📘 | 💛 | 🌸 | 🎈 | 🍆 | 2019-03-15 07:43:11 |
| 76561198211670820 | 👳🔋 EXCELLENT GAME| ¤✲☼✥[]_ ([]) []_ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ GREAT. 📘💄🥞⛳ 🌂💎 | 2019-03-15 02:46:11 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌋🍧👳🎄👹⛳😺💎🎫👽💛🌸🎈🍇🎁💚🏀⚡🥒👾📗🌽👔🍖🥗📘🌽🌸😺🏀 Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed from onemind, or from avery small number of agreeing resonant minds.- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month" 🚙💎🕺🎍💗👃🚘💃👳🎄🌋🐊🚕🐳💛🍇🚗🐛🐝👹🔋🐟📀💙🎈🚙🥒🎫🥞📕 | 2019-03-15 02:44:14 |
| 76561198179518505 | 📘🌳 🌋👑🔋 neat. steam trusts you will savor your new game| 💚🍧🎈😺🚕👔🏀⚡ great game- ٩(^‿^)۶ []_ ([]) []_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (♥_♥) GL* 🌸🎍📘🥒💄👳🍆🥞 🎫🍖 | 2019-03-15 01:21:05 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ! | 2019-03-14 22:13:08 |
| 76561198179819778 | The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's. -- Polish proverb 🤠 I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape ofLITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ... 😙"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers That your lectures bore people to death.Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year -- Don't you think that you should save your breath?""I have answered three questions and that is enough," Said his father, "Don't give yourself airs!Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff? Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"🤐In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live togetherafterwards that causes the problems. -- Shelley Winters😴 It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is betterstill to be a live lion. And usually easier. -- Lazarus Long 😩 | 2019-03-14 21:16:50 |
| 76561198179809977 | ❄ If🥞 ☂ you👔💄 ♂ put🐛🎽💚 ☼ your🌽🎈👽👃 ✈ supper🌂💙🍧🚗🎄 ↕ dish💛🌋🎁🕺🌳⚡ ♫ to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy | 2019-03-14 19:46:51 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🥒🎽🌽🏀🌸💚🍧💛🚙🚘🥞📕🥗🚕🏓Simon: "All right, fine, I'll go... Just, stop describing me."💙🐝🎍🐠👔🔋🎫😺🍖📒👽🐳🚗⛳👳 | 2019-03-14 18:50:53 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♠ The🍖 ☁ number👑🐳 ♪ of👽🥞🥒 ❂ licorice🐟🏀🕺🌋 ☣ gumballs🎁🥗🎈🐊💙 ♧ you💛🎍📒👾🌸📀 ★ get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice. | 2019-03-14 16:09:50 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🚙 -- 👔 -- 💄 -- 📀 -- 👃 -- 🍇 -- 🐛 -- 🌂 -- 🍖 -- 💙 -- 🥒 -- ⚡ -- 💚 -- 💗 -- 🍆 Now I lay me back to sleep.The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.If he should stop before I wake,Give me a nudge for goodness' sake. -- AnonymousRoses are red; Violets are blue.I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.The makers may makeand the users may use,but the fixers must fixwith but minimal clues 🚕 -- 🕺 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 💃 -- 👔 -- 🌳 -- 🚕 -- 🌸 -- 🌽 -- 🔋 -- 🍇 -- 🚗 -- 👃 -- 🐊 | 2019-03-14 15:51:49 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🥞 ✖ 🍇 ✖ 🎈 ✖ 💚 ✖ 🔋 ✖ 🍖 ✖ 💎 ✖ 🎁 ✖ 😺 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 🕺 ✖ 🎍 Is there a talent or skill you've always secretly wanted? 📗 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🌏 ✖ 🐝 ✖ 🚘 ✖ 🎄 ✖ 💗 ✖ 💎 ✖ 👽 ✖ 👹 ✖ 🚕 | 2019-03-14 15:26:46 |
| 76561198179842674 | ⛳🍖 ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ nice* ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ (‾⌣‾) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hf, 🚘🚕 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO| DO IT BIG. ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ^ↀᴥↀ^ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ []_ ([]) []_ 🚙🥞 | 2019-03-14 14:05:44 |
| 76561198179757550 | ⚡🏓⛳💎👔 |Do you know any good| 👳🌸🎍🐊🚕👹🚘📘🍖🎄👃🌂👳 |conversation starters?| 🐛🕺💚👾🚗👑🐠🔋 | 2019-03-14 12:51:42 |
| 76561198179677447 | 👔🎄💚|🐳🚗🚕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💃👑🍇|Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?A: One less drunk. wut | 2019-03-14 08:45:49 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📒 ☁ 🍧 A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to🎍 ☁ 📀 Madonna, a young puppy. It hitched its waggin' to a star. 💗👔🍖 | 2019-03-14 05:45:44 |
| 76561198211691280 | ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📘 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👑The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today. ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐳Falling in Love When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall inlove. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomeslight, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately,these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always agood idea to check with your doctor. -- Dave Barry ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📒 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💃 | 2019-03-14 05:29:44 |
| 76561198179844987 | What's one mistake you keep repeating (and repeating)? >> ⛳🚗📕🚕💙 << | 2019-03-14 05:22:45 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🎈📘 👳 SUPER, ✈❀♪☆ EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE GOING LOVE THIS STUFF| []_ ([]) []_ ^ↀᴥↀ^ ⚡🐠 | 2019-03-14 05:06:45 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🚗 ✦ 🚕 ✦ 🎽 ✦ 🥒 ✦ 🏀 ✦ 🎍 ✦ 📀 ✦ 🍖 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 👹 ✦ 👑 ✦ 🕺 ✦ 💚 ✦ 🌸 ✦ 👾 Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you! "The X-Files: Wetwired"Mulder: (asks Scully on a date.. well!) Vikins vs. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Two tickets on the 40-yard line at the Metrodome. You and me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"🥗 ✦ 👳 ✦ 🌂 ✦ 🍧 ✦ 🥞 ✦ 🐊 ✦ 👔 ✦ 💄 ✦ 👽 ✦ 👃 ✦ 📒 ✦ 🏓 ✦ 💎 ✦ ⛳ ✦ 🐝 | 2019-03-13 23:53:43 |
| 76561198179697385 | ♫ There's🕺 ♀ always⛳💎 ★ free🚕🎍📕 ✿ cheese💄🥞🥗🍧 ☼ in🏀🎽🐛🐝👽 ღ a🌏💛🚗💚👃🌸 ♂ mousetrap. | 2019-03-13 22:57:43 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🍇"Bender, 🏓 we 👑 didn't 🐛 mind 🌋 your 🍆 drinking 👾 or 💚 your 🌽 cleptomania 🐠 or 🎫 your 🎍 pornography 🎁 ring." 👹 -Leela 🐟 🚕 "In 📕 fact, 🥗 that's 💗 why 👃 we 👾 love 🚙 you." 🥞 -Zoidberg 📘 Bender: 🐊 A 🚗 woman 🎫 like 🎄 that 🍖 you 🌽 gotta 🍆 romance 🌸 first!😺 | 2019-03-13 20:46:29 |
| Victorious Secret | After going through the results of the last battle, 70% of you lost. After seeing that, I thought "Where's the fun in that?". That being said, I've decided to end the Noble's Knights game and begin something a little more fun. Its called: "You Made It Worse!" Here's how to play: Each week, I will give you a problem along with 3 ways to solve it. Choose the one you feel will make the situation end "less" worse. The fun part is that every option will make things worse, but by how much is up to you. Comment me your choice. At the end of the week, I will reveal what each choice did. Let's begin! See this cow? Well he's stuck in a tree Now I'm not going to blame this on you, but...I'm pretty sure YOU did this!Use one of these to get him down Trampoline TNT The cute girl next door | 2019-03-13 20:23:32 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🏀 ✱ 📒 Holy Dilemma! Is this the end for the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder?🐛 ✱ 🎽 Will the Joker and the Riddler have the last laugh?💚 ✱ 🍧 👳 ✱ 🌸 Tune in again tomorrow:👃 ✱ 🐟 same Bat-time, same Bat-channel! 📗🌋🌂 | 2019-03-13 15:57:34 |
| 76561198211819232 | 💎 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐛 👃 👹 🏓 🍆 🐝 🚙 🎽 🐊 📒 🐠 🌸 🌽 🍧 ⛳ 😺 📗You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings. The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offerthem a drink. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview" 🎈 👔 👳 🏀 🎍 🐳 👾 🥞 🔋 🚗 👑 🚙 🕺 💗 💃 🚘 | 2019-03-13 15:41:35 |
| Diesel | Gold on my wrist, I am humorist | 2019-03-13 14:36:54 |
| 76561198179603631 | 👑🏀💎🎄💗🎫🎍🥞🍧🚙 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📕⚡🌸🐟🥒🐝👔🌋😺📗 » under the money, ☻ » Germany and China cheat. ☀ » Tiger starts peeking. ↕ 👳📘🌂🐛🌏😺🍖🥗⛳💃 » walk chairs on luggage ✳ » when elbows make to plunder ☣ » because crayons cheat ♀ 🚘🥞👳🐊💄💙🎽🌽🐊🚗 » pulling your river ♠ » I departed your fingers ♦ » throughout your clothing ❂ 👃🎫🌸⛳🔋📘🎈📒🏀⚡ | 2019-03-13 14:01:30 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💃📀🐟💚👽 - ✿ ❀ ✰ ♠ ✱ ❋ ❄ ✫ ♣ ✏ ♀ ❁ ✴ ♀ ß ✤ ❖ ♂ ☂ ☁💙🏓👑🍆👹 - Which celebrity chef would you 🥗🎁🕺🏀📒 - ㅤㅤ most like to fix you a meal? 🥗👽🍆📕🌽 - ☁ ☂ ♂ ❖ ✤ ß ♀ ✴ ❁ ♀ ✏ ♣ ✫ ❄ ❋ ✱ ♠ ✰ ❀ ✿ | 2019-03-13 13:53:32 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💄[Stewie 📗 is 👾 sitting 💛 in 🌂 between ⚡ Meg 🎄 and 🎽 Peter 💙 dressed 🐠 like 📀 a 💚 prostitute] 🍇 Stewie: 🚗 [to 👑 Meg] 🐊 It's 👔 eerie, 🔋 isn't 📕 it. 👳 Like 🐠 looking 🌏 into 👽 the 🥞 future.🍆 | 2019-03-13 12:39:30 |
| 76561198179804107 | ⛳ Dear ... 🌽 → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 🎈 ✔ 🎫 ✔ 👳 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 💄 ✔ 🎍 ✔ 👾 ✔ ⛳ ✔ 🐠 ✔ 🥞 ✔ 🚙 ✔ 🌂 ✔ 👳 ✔ 👔 ✔ 🌽 Yours truly, Carlos Yurick (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066352 🐊 | 2019-03-13 09:26:26 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐳 -- 👳 -- 🌳 -- 💃 -- 👔 -- 🐛 -- 🚕 -- 🏀 -- 🚘 -- 🏓 -- 👃 -- 🐊 -- 🚕 -- 🎽 -- ⛳ I lay my head on the railroad tracks,Waitin' for the double E.The railroad don't run no more.Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus] Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me. These young girls won't let me be, Lord have mercy on me! Woe is me!Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,Well, I ain't naming names.But she really worked me over good,She was just like Jesse James.She really worked me over good,She was a credit to her gender.She put 🍖 -- 🌽 -- 🌋 -- 🍧 -- 📗 -- 📕 -- 📒 -- 🎍 -- 💎 -- 💙 -- 🌂 -- 🎁 -- 💚 -- 🎫 -- 🥒 | 2019-03-13 08:45:22 |
| 76561198179863334 | Who's your | 🎁 | 🏀 | 🎄 | 🍆 | 👑 | 💗 | 🌳 | 🎫 | celebrity crush? | 🕺 | 📕 | 💛 | 🥗 | 📀 | 🔋 | 🌸 | 💎 | | 2019-03-13 05:08:12 |
| 76561198179635013 | Under what circumstances do you tend to feel shy? >> 👃💗🐊👾🍖 << | 2019-03-13 02:22:12 |
| 76561198179639682 | 👽 ☂ 👹 ☂ 🐝 ☂ 🐳 ☂ 😺 ☂ 👔 ☂ 🍖 ☂ 🎄 ☂ 🎁 ☂ 🏓ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👾 ☂ 💚 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🌂 ☂ 🚕 ☂ 🎽 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 🐠 ☂ 🥞 BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing. -- Seymour Papert 🌸 ☂ 🎍 ☂ 💛 ☂ 🐟 ☂ 🥗 ☂ 👾 ☂ 👳 ☂ 💗 ☂ 🎈 ☂ 📀 | 2019-03-13 01:38:12 |
| 76561198211842796 | 💎 Dear ... ⚡ → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. 👽 ✧ 📕 ✧ 🐠 ✧ 😺 ✧ 🎫 ✧ 🐛 ✧ 🥒 ✧ 🍖 ✧ 🚘 ✧ 💛 ✧ 🍇 ✧ 🎄 ✧ 🎁 ✧ 💃 ✧ 💗 Yours truly, Kizzy Doty (the cat)🐟 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084209 ⛳ | 2019-03-13 01:33:11 |
| 76561198211741980 | --------------------------------------------------------------Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready. -- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever", stardate unknownYou! What PLANET is this! -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0--------------------------------------------------------------🏓👳💎🌳🎈🕺🚕🥗🐟⚡🎄🌋🔋🍖🚘💛💄📗📒📘🐝💚🍇🐠👳💗🐛🕺👾🥒👑🌋💛📕🐛👔🍖💙🥞🌳🎁🎽🌂🎍🎫 | 2019-03-12 23:57:12 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🚗"I 🥒 never 🥞 told 🍧 anybody 🎄 this, 🌸 but 🚕 a 🐳 thousand 🌋 years 🎫 ago ⚡ I 🐛 used 👽 to 🌽 look 👹 up 🌏 at 🎍 the 🐝 moon 👾 and 💗 dream 👃 about 🍧 being 🏓 an 📗 astronaut. 🏀 I 🐟 just 🥗 🎁 didn't 🕺 have 💚 the 🌸 grades, 👑 or 🔋 the 🐠 physical 🎽 endurance, 😺 plus 💃 I 💙 threw 🚙 up 👳 a 👹 lot, ⛳ and 👔 nobody 📀 liked 📒 spending 🍆 a 🔋 week 🌋 with 🎈 me." 🍇 -Fry 💛 Awards 🐛 ceremony 👽 in 👳 progress 🚘 🌂 No 📕 pooping📀 | 2019-03-12 23:50:05 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎫 ♧ 📕 ♧ 💚 ♧ 🎁 ♧ 💃 ♧ ⚡ ♧ 🌏 ♧ 🌳 ♧ 🐛 ♧ 🐠ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ♧ 💙 ♧ 💗 ♧ 📘 ♧ 👃 ♧ 🚙 ♧ 📒 ♧ 💄 ♧ 🐳 ♧ 🔋 We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand thehardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights! 👑 ♧ 🕺 ♧ 🍖 ♧ 📗 ♧ 🌋 ♧ 📗 ♧ 🥞 ♧ 🍇 ♧ 💃 ♧ 🚘 | 2019-03-12 23:39:05 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👹🐝🕺🔋📘🎁📕🥗⚡🍇 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥒💗🎄🚘💛🎈🥞👔🌋⛳ » hand plunder to it ¤ » I plundered and challenged more ❂ » I went furniture ✤ 👃🎍🚗💎👳👽🎽🏀🎄🌂 » zounds the breaking went! ✦ » hark! hark! basking peeking suit. ♡ » Suzuki plays soon ٿ 🎫🥞😺🌳🌸🍆🎍🌏👃🍖 » Oh the breaking went! ✪ » darn! drat! blowing blowing shoe. ♧ » Suzuki grunts soon ✧ 🐠🎫📀🐛💃🌽🥗🐟🏓🔋 | 2019-03-12 23:22:12 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🏀🚙👃🚘👾💛💗🥒🚕👽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐠🍇🌂⚡🎽🥗🚙💙📕🌽 » play chairs in water ✯ » when papers walk to loiter ✏ » because elbows work ❂ 🍖💎📀📗💃😺🔋📘🚗🌏 » weaving my target ✦ » I considered my elbows ☂ » throughout my money ❁ 🚕⛳🌳💄👑🐟🍧🏓🌽👽 » basking your target ✿ » I imagined your princes ☢ » before your clothing ♪ 🕺👹⚡🥒🐝🎫🎍🌋🎈🐊 | 2019-03-12 22:26:40 |
| 76561198179500879 | ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⛳"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on mycottage cheese sculpture." ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚗Love is always open arms. With arms open you allow love to come andgo as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway. If you close yourarms about love you'll find you are left only holding yourself. ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🥗 | 2019-03-12 19:04:03 |
| 76561198179854946 | 👽Fry: 🌋 "Make 🚘 up 📒 some 📕 feelings 👔 and 🌳 tell 💛 her 🐳 you 📗 have 🌸 them. 🚕 Yes?" 👳 Zoidberg: 🍧 "Is 🥗 the 👹 desire 🌏 to 🔋 mate 🐝 a 🏓 feeling?" 👾 Paul: 🌋 Good 👑 way 🥒 to 👔 avoid 🥞 frostbite, 🎍 folks, 🍖 put 🐛 your 🚘 hands 🏀 between 😺 🐟 your 🐊 buttocks. 🐠 That's 👃 nature's 🌽 pocket.📘 | 2019-03-12 18:40:01 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🐟📕🌽 Where & when do you get your best ideas? 💚💗🐝 | 2019-03-12 17:11:57 |
| 76561198179634866 | ✔ You🏓 ☎ can🎄🐟 ♫ always🎁🕺👳 ♣ tell🚗👽🚕👹 ♥ the🚘📗👾⛳💛 ✿ Christmas🏀🐠🥞🐊🎫🍇 ✤ season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them. In fact, many smart people save the fruitcakes they receive and send them back to the original givers the next year; some fruitcakes have been passed back and forth for hundreds of years. The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses. -- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts" | 2019-03-12 15:18:54 |
| 76561198179419823 | --------------------------------------------------------------"... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It is our worship word too." -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknownNot one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8--------------------------------------------------------------🌏💃👃👽🐠🍇🥞🎄📀⛳🍆💃🕺👑💄🎍🏓🐳⚡🥗🐝🐠🎽🔋🌸📘🥒📀👔⛳😺🚗🍆🎍🎁👹📕🚙👑🐟👾🔋🏀⚡🥗 | 2019-03-12 13:25:55 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🌋🚙📀💙💗 - ✈ ★ ✥ ✬ ☂ ¤ ☼ ღ ♀ ✲ ♪ ☻ ✳ ↕ ❦ ☢ ❖ ✔ ♠ ❁👾🔋👳📒🍖 - Do you ever yearn for your 🥒🍆🎄🎁📕 - ㅤㅤ life, before Facebook? 🌏📀🐳⛳🌋 - ❁ ♠ ✔ ❖ ☢ ❦ ↕ ✳ ☻ ♪ ✲ ♀ ღ ☼ ¤ ☂ ✬ ✥ ★ ✈ | 2019-03-12 11:48:42 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥞 ● 🐟 I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a👹 ● 🎍 novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.👔 ● 🏀 -- Fred Allen 👽🚕🐳 | 2019-03-12 04:33:35 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🏀🥒⚡ Have you ever had a psychic reading? Did you believe it? Was it accurate? 🎫🌸📗 | 2019-03-12 00:02:33 |
| 76561198179782901 | If you had an extra $100 to spend on yourself every week, what would you do? >> 💗👃🐳🚙🎄 << | 2019-03-11 23:49:32 |
| 76561198211879112 | What's your greatest talent? >> 🐝📕💎💚🥗 << | 2019-03-11 23:35:18 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📘👑🎄📕💃 - ∞ ✥ ✖ ♂ ღ ❄ ☀ ♫ ♂ ♥ ● ✩ ☣ ☻ ✤ ↕ ❁ ✏ ☎ ☁😺🐊🍧👾🐝 - If you could change one thing 🎍🍖🐠🚙💎 - ㅤㅤ about yourself, what would it be? 🥞👳👹🥒🚘 - ☁ ☎ ✏ ❁ ↕ ✤ ☻ ☣ ✩ ● ♥ ♂ ♫ ☀ ❄ ღ ♂ ✖ ✥ ∞ | 2019-03-11 23:31:02 |
| Whey | Have a nice week! | 2019-03-11 21:35:07 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👽🍖😺📘🌏🚙🌋🌽👳🌳🏀🎽📀🔋💗Jayne: "You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?"Mudder: "I can't believe you're back."Jayne: (all emotional) "How could I stay away?!!"🐳🎍🍇🌸🐝🌏🚕🐠📗🎄🎫🌋💛🚗⚡ | 2019-03-11 21:13:39 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🍇🥗👃🏀👑 |If you could travel anywhere in| 🎽💄⛳🐛📀🍆🐠🚘👳🏓🎄🐟🚕 |the world, where would it be?| 🌸🐊🎈👑💙🎍🍖🌏 | 2019-03-11 20:10:38 |
| 76561198179802829 | 💎 ✥ 🔋 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 😺 ✥ 💗 ✥ 🥒 ✥ 📀 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🐊 ✥ 🌋ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💛 ✥ 👔 ✥ 🌏 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 📗 ✥ 🌽 ✥ 🎄 ✥ 🎽 ✥ 📒 ✥ 🍖 Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity. ⚡ ✥ 👾 ✥ 💃 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 💙 ✥ 🥞 ✥ 🎍 ✥ 🍖 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 🎁 | 2019-03-11 16:37:48 |
| 76561198179633358 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 🚕 * 🎫 * 🚗 * 📘 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 🍖 * 🔋 * 💎 * 👑 * 🎄 * 🌂 * 🍧 * 😺 * 🌋ㅤ* Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.ㅤ* Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.ㅤ* I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.📒 * 🐟 * 🐊 * 👳 * 🥗 * 💗 * 🌏 * 👃 * 👾 * ⛳ * 🎈 * ⚡ * 📗 * 🐠 * 🍆 * 💛ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2019-03-11 16:17:51 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💃 ✖ 🐛 If life is a stage, I want some better lighting. 🎫👳🍆 | 2019-03-11 15:43:47 |
| CrocsMan | -rep weeb | 2019-03-11 15:42:14 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🏀⚡ []_ ([]) []_ "(◔/‿\◔) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (♥_♥) have a ball. 🎽💚👾 STUPENDOUS GAME- ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ []_ ([]) []_ DOPE* 👑🌳 🏓📗 | 2019-03-11 15:26:47 |
| Victorious Secret | Magic with Miranda #1 Toto, I don't recognize anything around us. What year is this? Two-towns-end 2000? No, the year is 2 and we've just reached the town's end WHAT!? Ok, stay calm Miranda. Toto, do you know what a cell phone is? Yeah, Lady Lynn sells phones No, I said "cellphone" Yeah, Lady Lynn sells phones Ok, this is good I guess. What kind of phones does she sell? Apple phones Really? She sells iPhones!? Yeah but they're just a wooden block with a window. You look through the window and blink at someone standing in front of you. They then count your blinks and match it up with a letter in the alphabet and write it down. Eyephones are pretty dumb Oh no, dam. We'll reach the dam shorty. It's just up ahead | 2019-03-11 15:20:53 |
| 76561198211804512 | ☁ "I🥗 ✿ don't🌽🏀 ● like💎👳👔 ✦ spinach,🍖🎄⚡⛳ ✧ and💄🚘😺📕🕺 ❄ I'm🥒🎁💙🌸🚙📒 ✳ glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." -- Clarence Darrow | 2019-03-11 13:49:45 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🚙Bender: 🌸 This 👑 is 🕺 the 🐠 Brooklyn-bound 🎽 B 🎁 train 🥒 making 🐊 local 🎈 stops 🐝 at 🍇 wherever ⛳ 🍧 the 💃 hell 🥞 I 🌏 feel 📒 like, 🔋 watch 🌋 for 🌳 the 💛 closing 📕 doors. 🍧 "Aw, 📗 poor 🏓 baby, 👃 chipped 📘 a 🎍 fang." 👳 -Leela 👹 "Hey, 🚘 I 🚗 got 🐛 a 🌽 busted 💎 ass 🏀 here! 🎄 I ⚡ don't 🍇 see 👑 anyone 🍆 kissing 🍖 it." 🥗 -Bender 👽 "All 🐳 right, 💗 I'm 😺 coming." 👔 -Zoidberg🚕 | 2019-03-11 13:40:43 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎽Lois: 💚 Peter, 🌋 did 👃 you 📗 paste 😺 a 🐟 new 🍖 picture 🐝 of 🚗 yourself 🥗 on 👾 our 👑 wedding 🍧 picture? 👹 Peter: 🐛 Yeah 🕺 I 📒 think 🌸 it 🥒 looks 💛 better. 🚘 Lois: 🔋 You 💃 pasted 🌂 it 💙 over 🐊 me. 🥞 Peter: ⚡ Yeah 🌳 I 📕 think 🐟 it 🎄 looks 🐠 better.🍆 | 2019-03-11 13:19:45 |
| 76561198211853304 | The only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches us nothing. -- Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog) 🙁No one knows what he can do till he tries. -- Publilius Syrus😚 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. NowI'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow 🤐 For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified atthe results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderfulpower you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideousand bad music may be put on record forever. -- Sir Arthur Sullivan, message to Edison, 1888 😴Whip it, baby.Whip it right.Whip it, baby.Whip it all night!😬 I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body" 🤒I feel ... JUGULAR ...😯 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1. 😩 | 2019-03-11 11:50:44 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐠⚡🎄|🚘👑🐟| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐠👽🐳|Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness. huh | 2019-03-11 10:59:43 |
| 76561198179518505 | 📒 ❀ 🍖 Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now? 🎍🌏⚡ | 2019-03-11 09:28:42 |
| 76561198211661172 | 📀💃🚙👾🌸🐝🎄👔🌽🍧🎍🎈📗🌂🍆😺🌋🔋🌏🎁🌳📕📘👑💚👃💄💎🏓⛳ "Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it willfadeaway as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines."-- Bertrand Russell 🥞💙👃💗🥒🎫🕺⚡🔋🐠🚘👳📗🚗😺💄🎽🎍🎈📀👽🍇🐝🏀🕺💚🥒📕💙💛 | 2019-03-11 09:08:42 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🥞 👹 🌳 🐳 🎽 📀 🍖 🎍 🐛 🌋🚘 [] 💛 🎄 😺 📕 🎫 👽 🐟 👑 🏀 💙 🥒"But the important thing is persistence." -Calvin trying to juggle eggsYou can present the material, but you can't make me care. -- CalvinMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin🚗 🥞 🌸 💎 🌽 ⛳ 🚙 🐝 🌂 🕺 | 2019-03-11 07:23:42 |
| 76561198179819838 | Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman🙂 Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. 🤔Speaking of Godzilla and other things that convey horror:With a purposeful grimace and a Mongo-like flairHe throws the spinning disk drives in the air!And he picks up a Vax and he throws it back downAs he wades through the lab making terrible sounds!Helpless users with projects dueScream "My God!" as he stomps on the tape drives, too!Oh, no! He says Unix runs too slow! Go, go, DECzilla!Oh, yes! He's gonna bring up VMS! Go, go, DECzilla!"* VMS is a trademark of Digital Equipment Corporation.* DECzilla is a trademark of Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death, Inc. -- Curtis Jackson🤒 And we heard him exclaimAs he started to roam:"I'm a hologram, kids,please don't try this at home!'" -- Bob Violence 🤕 | 2019-03-11 06:00:41 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👹💚🥞🌏🐛🚗👳🐟⚡🏀🚙👾🍆🥒🐝Zoe: "How much ammo is left?"Jayne: "Three mags and my swinging cod!"🌸🌂😺🍧🎍🎫🐊👃🎈🎄🏓⚡💎📕⛳ | 2019-03-11 02:50:41 |
| 76561198211691280 | 👔🎄🌽 How long can you go without checking your emails or texts? 🎈🍆📕 | 2019-03-11 00:35:41 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📒💙🌳🏀🔋 |If you could be anywhere else| 🌸📀🚘🎄👹👳📘🕺🥞🌂🥒🎁🐠 |right now, where would it be?| 💚🍇📗💛🎫💃🍖🐛 | 2019-03-10 23:32:40 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐳 Dear ... 👹 → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🥒 ❂ 📀 ❂ ⚡ ❂ 💚 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 📘 ❂ 🌸 ❂ 🎽 ❂ 😺 ❂ 🥗 ❂ 👳 ❂ 🍆 ❂ 👽 ❂ 🍖 ❂ 🍧 Yours truly, Millard Cortese (the cat)💄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167042972 👑 | 2019-03-10 21:58:42 |
| 76561198179608271 | What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party? >> 📗🏀🚕👔⛳ << | 2019-03-10 21:39:39 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🎫 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥗 👑 🐠 📕 😺 👾 🥒 ⚡ 🍖 ⛳ 💎 🐛 🌋 📀 🍇 📗 🎈Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat. Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?Norm: Daddy wuvs you. -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to JailSam: What'd you like, Normie?Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer. -- Cheers, Behind Every Great ManSam: What will you have, Norm?Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.Norm: Call me Mister Lucky. -- Cheers, The Executive's Executioner 🌽 🍧 💙 🌸 👽 🎁 🐊 🌂 🍆 📒 🏓 🔋 👃 🌏 💗 🚘 | 2019-03-10 17:43:29 |
| 76561198179509657 | ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎁"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📕 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚗To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🥒 | 2019-03-10 16:19:31 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🌸 ♧ 👔 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 🌽 ♧ 🚗 ♧ 💛 ♧ 🚘 ♧ 🥒 ♧ 👃 ♧ 💄 ♧ 💎 ♧ 🔋 What trait do you like the most about yourself? 💗 ♧ 👾 ♧ 🥗 ♧ 📒 ♧ 🍧 ♧ 🐠 ♧ 👑 ♧ 🌳 ♧ 🎈 ♧ 🍇 ♧ 👳 ♧ 🐊 | 2019-03-10 16:02:30 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 🌳 🌽 📗 🥞 🌋 🍇 💚 💗 😺 🐟 👹 ⛳ 🕺 ⚡ 🌸 👃A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with-- even if he drank. -- H.L. Mencken I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton 🐊 👔 🎽 🚕 👽 📕 📗 📘 🎈 👳 🌏 🌸 ⛳ 📀 🌳 🎫 | 2019-03-10 15:34:30 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🎫Stewie: 💃 Oh, 😺 forgive ⛳ me 🐠 for 💚 not 🍇 being 📒 one 🐊 of 🍧 those 🎁 anorexic 🌋 babies 🌽 from 📘 the 🎈 diaper 🚙 commercials.⛳ | 2019-03-10 15:21:31 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👔⛳🚗|📀💚👾| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡👹🌸|Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American?A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of speech, but under the United States constitution they are guaranteed freedom after speech. -- being told in Poland, 1987 ??? | 2019-03-10 14:59:30 |
| 76561198211557460 | ✔ Death🍖 ♫ before💚👾 ☂ dishonor.👳🐛💗 ♥ But🎽📀⛳🍆 ღ neither🐠👃🏀📒👔 ♦ before📗👽📕😺🌏🌂 ✣ breakfast. | 2019-03-10 14:33:28 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🚘🌋📀🚙💃 - ✈ ✿ ↕ ☀ ✖ ✿ ☼ ♫ ♫ ¤ ☎ ♦ ♂ ♀ ❦ ✖ ✈ ✬ ♣ ❉🐛⚡🕺💄🍇 - What's your favorite thing about 👃🥗🍖👾⛳ - ㅤㅤ one of your grandparents? 📒🎽🚕🔋📕 - ❉ ♣ ✬ ✈ ✖ ❦ ♀ ♂ ♦ ☎ ¤ ♫ ♫ ☼ ✿ ✖ ☀ ↕ ✿ ✈ | 2019-03-10 14:20:36 |
| 76561198179733738 | 📘 🐊 ⚡ 📕 👑 🐛 🐳 🍖 🌏 🌳🌋 [] 🎁 📒 🕺 🔋 💗 👃 🥒 🎽 🚗 🏀 🥗The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- CalvinThe real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- CalvinWhy do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cowand said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze'em!"? -- Calvin🍧 🥞 💎 🚕 📗 👹 🌂 📀 👔 👽 | 2019-03-10 13:10:34 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎈 Dear ... 🎽 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 📒 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 💛 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 💎 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🥞 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🍆 ♀ 👹 ♀ 🌸 Yours truly, Ellena Uyemura (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167042930 🚘 | 2019-03-10 04:59:32 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👽 ☣ 🚘 ☣ 🎈 ☣ 🚕 ☣ 😺 ☣ 💎 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 🐊 ☣ 🔋 ☣ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌏 ☣ 👹 ☣ 🌽 ☣ 🥒 ☣ 🐳 ☣ 💗 ☣ 🏓 ☣ ⚡ ☣ 🎄 ☣ 📘 Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982 👔 ☣ 💄 ☣ 📀 ☣ 🌳 ☣ 🍧 ☣ 🚗 ☣ 💛 ☣ 👽 ☣ ⛳ ☣ 🎁 | 2019-03-10 00:24:33 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🌳👃🍧👹🌸😺📘🎄🌏⛳ Here's Some Haiku for You... 📀💗🌂🚕🥒🎽🌽💙📗💃 » green fingers whispered. ✔ » tired barbers pondered warmly ß » red blossoms confessed ♪ 🍖🍇🔋📒🥗👔🥞🎈🚙🐠 » pulling your target ★ » I inflated your flowers ↕ » into your sugar ✫ ⚡🕺📕💛🎍🎫💎👽💄👳 » While following the ♀ » princes, Mexico pondered ☁ » without leaving milk ♣ 🏀📘🐛📀👾🥒🐝🌋🐳🌋 | 2019-03-10 00:09:32 |
| 76561198179847314 | 💃🐊⚡|👾📗🎈| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍧💛🌋|Q: What's a light-year?A: One-third less calories than a regular year. wut | 2019-03-09 23:59:33 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🐛 -- 🌋 -- 🌏 -- 👳 -- 🥞 -- 🍆 -- 💚 -- 💃 -- 🚙 -- 👃 -- 🚗 -- 🍇 -- 🥗 -- 📘 -- 💄 New York's got the ways and means;Just won't let you be. -- The Grateful DeadShe blinded me with science!Boy, get your head out of the stars above,You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.Save your heart and let your body be enough,To get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.Save your heart and let your body be enough,And get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love. -- Mac Macinelli, "Minimum Love" 😺 -- 👽 -- 📒 -- 👾 -- 📕 -- 🚕 -- 💗 -- 🕺 -- ⛳ -- 👔 -- 🌸 -- 🎍 -- 👑 -- 🐝 -- 🥒 | 2019-03-09 22:47:07 |
| 76561198179603631 | If you could change one thing | 💄 | 🥞 | 💎 | 💚 | 🚙 | 🍧 | 🚗 | 📒 | about yourself, what would it be? | 💛 | 🐟 | 🌸 | 💚 | 🔋 | 👳 | 👾 | 🌋 | | 2019-03-09 21:23:06 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👔 🔋 🌽 🎄 🐝 💗 🎽 🍇 👑 🌳 📕 📒 🍖 🎍 🚘 🐟 🌋Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm theonly ashtray. It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they'remadly in love, drunk, or running for office. ⚡ 🚙 🚘 🌂 🥗 📀 👔 🐛 👑 🏀 🐊 📒 📕 🌏 🌸 ⛳ | 2019-03-09 20:59:06 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👹😺🐳 What fictional character do you wish you could meet? 🎍💄📘 | 2019-03-09 20:26:07 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐊 | 🐟 | 🎈 | 🌽 | 👽 | 👳 | 💄 | 🎫 | 🌳 | 📕 | 🐳 | 🐝 | 🍆 | 🔋 | 🌋 | 🥞 | 🌸 | 🎽 | 🥗 'Charity ain't giving people what you wants to give, it's giving people what they need to get.'(Hogfather) 📒 | 💙 | 🏀 | 👃 | 💚 | 💎 | 👳 | 📗 | 🍖 | 🌂 | 🎫 | 🐝 | 🚙 | 🥒 | 💛 | 💗 | 💎 | ⚡ | ⛳ | 2019-03-09 19:39:15 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🏀🥒💎 If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different job, what would you want to do? 🚕🎽👃 | 2019-03-09 16:56:13 |
| 76561198179573195 | Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers 😷 Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with raw onions,wins few friends, Germans excepted. -- Darwin Porter "Scandinavia On $50 A Day" 🤕IT WOULD BE A MILLION TO ONE CHANCE, said Death. EXACTLY A MILLION TO ONE CHANCE.'Oh,' said the Bursar, intensely relieved. 'Oh dear. What a shame.'(Eric)🤑 If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, itwill always do it. -- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsin 😱 My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxicco-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept anyresponsibility for my actions. -- Calvin 😙The test of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Aldo Leopold🤐A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. -- Arthure "Bugs" Baer🤗 | 2019-03-09 13:56:12 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🌂 📗 📒 📘 🍖 🥒 ⚡ 🎫 🏓 🚕🍆 [] 🎍 🐛 👳 🌸 🍧 🎽 🔋 👑 🏀 🍇 📀This game lends itself to certain abuses. --- Calvin"I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn'treact to a lot of life." -Hobbes"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- Calvin🥗 💃 💛 👹 🚘 🐊 🕺 🌳 💄 🌽 | 2019-03-09 13:19:10 |
| 76561198211794508 | 📕 🚙 🚕 💎 🌏 🐝 📗 💗 🌋 💙🥗 [] 📀 ⚡ 🏓 📘 🐊 👔 🏀 🌽 🔋 👹 💚Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -CalvinWormwood : Calvin, how about you? Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.🚘 👑 🥒 💄 👳 🍧 🚗 👾 🎄 👃 | 2019-03-09 12:07:09 |
| 76561198179419823 | ٿ Do🌳 ☆ not🌸🍆 ★ worry🚕🍇👹 ❖ about🥞🐛👳🚘 ✤ which🏀👽💛🍧🚙 ❋ side💗🎄🌋🎽🎁🌂 ☼ your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides. | 2019-03-09 11:15:08 |
| 76561198179841167 | 💄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🔋 💛 🎽 🍖 👽 📘 😺 💗 👔 🎍 👃 🚙 🚘 📀 💄 📒 💎There are two problems with a major hangover. You feellike you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't. I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel 🌳 👹 🐝 🏀 🎫 🔋 📗 👳 🍆 💃 👑 🥒 🕺 🎈 📕 🌽 | 2019-03-09 10:52:07 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🍖 ✯ 🎫 ✯ 💃 ✯ 🥞 ✯ 🥒 ✯ 🏀 ✯ 👔 ✯ 🎍 ✯ 🚕 ✯ 👹 ✯ 👾 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🚘 ✯ 👃 Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you would see me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Mulder: Don't you get it, Scully? They don't want us working together, and right now that's the only reason I can think of to stay. "The X-Files: The Host"📕 ✯ 🎄 ✯ 😺 ✯ 🐳 ✯ 🔋 ✯ 💄 ✯ 💚 ✯ 📒 ✯ 🚗 ✯ 🍆 ✯ 👳 ✯ 🍇 ✯ 🐊 ✯ 💗 ✯ 🥗 | 2019-03-09 09:27:08 |
| 76561198211563240 | 📕 | 🎽 | ⚡ | 🌳 | 🎍 | 🐟 | 👑 | 🌂 | 🎁 | 💚 | 🎫 | 💗 | 🏀 | 🍧 | ⛳ | 💛 | 📗 | 👃 | 🍆 The trouble with witches is that they'll never run away from things they really hate.And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them's a mongoose.(Witches Abroad) 🚗 | 👹 | ⚡ | 🍇 | 🐊 | 🐠 | 🚙 | 💙 | 🐝 | 🏓 | 😺 | 👽 | 🌏 | 🚘 | 🎄 | 🌽 | 🎈 | 🥗 | 🎽 | 2019-03-09 09:17:07 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📕 Dear ... 🥞 → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. 🎍 ❂ 🚘 ❂ 🚙 ❂ 💗 ❂ 🎽 ❂ 🎁 ❂ 🐟 ❂ 🚗 ❂ 😺 ❂ ⛳ ❂ 🍆 ❂ 🌂 ❂ 👑 ❂ 🐊 ❂ 🍇 Yours truly, Felecia Cabell (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084079 👽 | 2019-03-09 08:10:06 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🌂 ❁ 🥗 ❁ 🎁 ❁ 🎫 ❁ 👔 ❁ 🥞 ❁ 💗 ❁ 🌳 ❁ 🌋 ❁ 🎽 ❁ 🐛 ❁ 👃 What kind of food do you prefer eating when you eat out? 🚙 ❁ 🐠 ❁ 👑 ❁ 🍧 ❁ 🐛 ❁ 👹 ❁ 📘 ❁ 📒 ❁ 🥗 ❁ 🌸 ❁ 🌽 ❁ 👔 | 2019-03-09 06:15:08 |
| 76561198179556699 | 💙📀🐛🏀👳🚗🚙🐟🎍🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌽🏓🌸🥞🚘🎄🐊🐳🚕🌋 » While admiring the ☻ » lounges, Suzuki approved ¤ » without peeking time ٿ 💃🐛🌏💛💄📘🥗🐝⛳🎽 » short fingers approved. ✬ » red papers whispered strangely ✧ » false flowers approved ♪ 👃🌂🍆📗👑🐠🍖😺👾💚 » torturing my yard, ✖ » Monkey approved my lounges ♦ » before my gravel ✏ 👽📕😺👔📀🎈🔋🍇🌳🌽 | 2019-03-09 04:59:07 |
| 76561198211754472 | Depart in pieces, i.e., split. 😭As the system comes up, the component builders will from time to time appear,bearing hot new versions of their pieces -- faster, smaller, more complete,or putatively less buggy. The replacement of a working component by a newversion requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a newcomponent does, although it should require less time, for more complete andefficient test cases will usually be available. -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"😪Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.🤤 | 2019-03-09 00:47:52 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🥒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐳 🐝 📕 🚕 🚙 🍖 🌏 🐛 🏓 👃 💙 💎 💛 📗 🐠 🚗 🎁There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation. What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J.D. Farley 🍆 👽 🍧 🌂 💚 ⚡ 🚘 🌸 🎍 📀 🎄 🎫 👳 🏀 🐊 👑 | 2019-03-08 23:56:52 |
| 76561198179500879 | 📒🐠🍆💚🎄👔👑📕🥞🕺🎍🌸🥒🐳🐝Jayne: "We was just about to spring into action. Very complicatedsearch-and-rescue operation."Wash: "I was going to watch. It was very exciting."🌂💄👽👳🌏😺💗💙📗🎈🚙🕺👑🐊🏓 | 2019-03-08 21:44:33 |
| 76561198179819778 | 💗 ☆ 🌏 ☆ 💛 ☆ 🐊 ☆ ⛳ ☆ 👹 ☆ 💙 ☆ 📀 ☆ 🚗 ☆ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥒 ☆ 👔 ☆ 🐟 ☆ 🌸 ☆ 🐛 ☆ 🚕 ☆ 💛 ☆ 🚘 ☆ 🔋 ☆ 🍖 Your fault -- core dumped 😺 ☆ 🍇 ☆ 👽 ☆ 💃 ☆ 🐛 ☆ 📕 ☆ 🐳 ☆ 👑 ☆ 🚗 ☆ 📒 | 2019-03-08 20:10:17 |
| 76561198211598984 | What's your | 📕 | 🎽 | 📗 | 👳 | ⛳ | 🎈 | 🍇 | 🐝 | favorite season? | 🎍 | 🌽 | 💃 | 🕺 | 🍆 | 📒 | 💄 | 🌳 | | 2019-03-08 19:15:10 |
| 76561198179677447 | 💙 | 🥞 | 💃 | 🔋 | 📘 | 👽 | 📕 | 🐝 | 🎫 | 🌽 | 🍖 | 📗 | 🎄 | 👔 | 📀 | 🌂 | ⛳ | 🌋 | 🍆 - "Pardon me for living, I'm sure."- NO-ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.(Mort) 🚕 | 📒 | 🍧 | 🏓 | 🐊 | 🐠 | 🌳 | 👃 | 🌏 | 🍇 | 👹 | 🥗 | 👳 | 💎 | 🥒 | 🎁 | 🏀 | 🥞 | 🚗 | 2019-03-08 19:03:12 |
| 76561198179697385 | 💛🕺 👹 do it big* WE ALL HOPE YOULL DIG THIS STUFF, 🥞🍇🐠🥒 FUN. 📒👔🚗👽 📗⛳ | 2019-03-08 18:05:45 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👃 🚘 📗 👹 👔 😺 🚙 🏓 🍖 🥒💛 [] 📘 🚗 🍧 ⚡ 👽 ⛳ 🥞 🍇 🌸 💃 🎁Reality continues to ruin my life. -- CalvinI think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- CalvinOften it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenlywe wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to changeanything. -- Calvin🎍 🕺 📒 💗 🌳 🐟 👳 👔 🎍 🎈 | 2019-03-08 16:21:47 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🔋 -- 😺 -- 🎽 -- 🎈 -- 🌸 -- 🚙 -- 💛 -- 🐳 -- 🎄 -- 🌋 -- 💙 -- 🚕 -- 🏓 -- 👽 -- 🌏 Well, fancy giving money to the Government!Might as well have put it down the drain.Fancy giving money to the Government!Nobody will see the stuff again.Well, they've no idea what money's for --Ten to one they'll start another war.I've heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor'!Fancy giving money to the Government! -- A.P. HerbertPlease stand for the National Anthem: God save our Gracious Queen! Long live our Noble Queen! God save the ⚡ -- 🐛 -- 📘 -- 📒 -- 📕 -- 🎫 -- 👳 -- 🐊 -- 🚗 -- 🐊 -- 🚘 -- 🥞 -- 🏀 -- 💚 -- 👑 | 2019-03-08 16:20:46 |
| 76561198179424285 | What's one mistake you keep | 🎫 | 🌂 | 🚙 | 👳 | 😺 | 👽 | 📘 | 🍖 | repeating (and repeating)? | 👾 | 📕 | 🎍 | 👑 | 🥗 | 🚗 | 🎽 | ⚡ | | 2019-03-08 13:13:43 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🚗👑 have fun- 🐟⛳👹 steam expects youll adore your game| ♀✦✥☢ stupendous game! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ []_ ([]) []_ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ 👳👔 | 2019-03-08 11:48:57 |
| 76561198179809165 | 👔Leela: ⛳ "He's 🏀 crude 📀 and 🍖 gross 🌽 and 🚘 he 📗 treats 🐟 me 🎈 like 🐊 a 👃 slave." ⚡ Fry: 🌏 "Then 🥗 dump 🚗 his 👽 one-eyed 👳 ass." 🐠 "Y'know, 🎽 Zap, 🍧 once 👹 I 🥒 thought 🐝 you 🥗 were 🎈 a 👾 big 🚕 pompous 🌂 buffoon. 🍇 Then 🚙 I 😺 realized 🎍 that 🌸 inside 🎫 you 📒 were 📕 just 🎁 a ⛳ pitiful 🕺 child. 🐳 But 🐛 👑 now 🌋 I 🥞 realize 👾 that 🌳 outside 🏓 that 💗 child 🐟 is 🐝 just 💚 a 💄 big 💙 pompous 👑 buffoon." 🐊 -Leela🎁 | 2019-03-08 11:28:59 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚙🌽💗🐳🌳 - ● ✈ ♧ ✿ ☎ ★ ❄ ✪ ✿ ❀ ♠ ☂ ✯ ✖ ✳ ❁ ♂ ♀ ♫ ↕📀🏀💎🥞💙 - Name a celebrity 🎈💚👳🎽👹 - ㅤㅤ you think is lame. 📗💛🐛📘🐠 - ↕ ♫ ♀ ♂ ❁ ✳ ✖ ✯ ☂ ♠ ❀ ✿ ✪ ❄ ★ ☎ ✿ ♧ ✈ ● | 2019-03-08 10:41:58 |
| 76561198179518505 | 💗 📘 💛 ⛳ 🚙 🍧 👳 🎈 🥞 🐠👽 [] 🐟 🚗 💚 🐝 🎽 🏀 😺 🍧 🚙 💗 👽"That's the problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists tryingto describe things of unimaginable wonder." -Calvin"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone." --- HobbesBe careful or be road-kill. -- Calvin🌽 🌏 📗 💄 💎 🚕 🐝 🐳 🌳 🏓 | 2019-03-08 08:23:58 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🐊💛🏓|🎽🎁💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💙🎍📒|Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?A: A howdah duty. ??? | 2019-03-08 06:05:58 |
| 76561198179802829 | If you could ask the President one question, what would it be? >> 🐳📕🎍🐝🚕 << | 2019-03-08 05:44:45 |
| 76561198211670820 | ♥ 💎 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎍To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already threeparts dead. -- Bertrand Russell ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐳Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. -- Jerome K. Jerome ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👾 | 2019-03-08 05:02:48 |
| 76561198211879112 | When's the last time you failed | 🐛 | 👾 | 👃 | 🌂 | 💃 | 😺 | 🎄 | 🎫 | spectacularly at something? | 🐟 | 🚕 | 📗 | 🏀 | 👔 | 🚙 | 💛 | 🏓 | | 2019-03-08 04:34:47 |
| 76561198179782901 | 📕 ♫ 🌳 James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total😺 ♫ 🍇 indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.🎫 ♫ 🎈 -- Tom Stoppard 👳💚🚘 | 2019-03-08 03:41:44 |
| 76561198179780423 | For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint. 😫 Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. 🤒 "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge." 😴 Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and themost inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court ofSession of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate whichreads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expressionnuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as wouldbut for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground) (other than groundnuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)." -- Guiness Book of World Records, 1973 🤥Happiness is a hard disk.😍It will be advantageous to cross the great stream ... the Dragon is onthe wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work.🤧 | 2019-03-08 03:02:45 |
| 76561198211741980 | --------------------------------------------------------------... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they getto know each other. -- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya! -- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🚘🔋🚕💄💗⚡🐛📘🚗😺💙⛳🍖💚🌏💛🍇🌸🥞📗💃🐳👳🌳🥒🎈📒🎫🏀🔋🍧🎁💎📕📀💚😺🌂🎽🥗👹👽👑🚘🎈 | 2019-03-08 02:23:45 |
| 76561198179809977 | 📗 ♂ 🏓 After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out. It was📒 ♂ 📕 replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more⛳ ♂ 💙 advanced than the lichen family.💗 ♂ 🌽 -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do" 🚘🎄🚕 | 2019-03-08 01:54:45 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🎈⚡📘🔋💄🚘🐝⛳🌋🍆 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💛🐊📕🥒👔👃🚕🍇💃🌳 » Suzuki attached ♡ » until the water discovered ✧ » and the flowers asked ♀ 🚗🍧😺🎍👳👾📗🌋🎽💛 » beside the clothing, ✯ » Denmark approved happily. ✥ » Sweden stops blowing. ☁ 🍖🚙🕺👑👽💗🥞💄🐛💎 » soul loiter to you ✩ » she pondered and attached more ✱ » I played atmosphere ٿ 💚🚘😺🌸🐊🍇⚡👹🐝📗 | 2019-03-07 17:47:40 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💄 ß ⛳ I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.👳 ß 🐳 -- Elvis Presley 🌂🎍🥒 | 2019-03-07 17:03:40 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🌂 ✏ 👳 ✏ 👔 ✏ 🎍 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 🌽 ✏ 👽 ✏ 🍇ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📒 ✏ 💃 ✏ 💎 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🏀 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🌸 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 🐳 Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants! 🚕 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 🐟 ✏ 🎁 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 🚙 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 💎 | 2019-03-07 16:26:43 |
| 76561198211853304 | "Yo baby yo baby yo."-- Eddie Murphy 🤗 Peter: [opening drawer] Hey, Lois, there's a Bible in here! [He opens the book and dances around with it] Peter: Hey, look at me! I'm a Christian! I'm reading the Bible! 😩 "On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT"(Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, [email protected]) 😪 If there is no wind, row. -- Polish proverb 😯When a child is taught ... its programmed with simple instructions --and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum ofwhat it was taught, thinks independently. -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3.🙂Oh wearisome condition of humanity!Born under one law, to another bound. -- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke😙 Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 😷 | 2019-03-07 14:14:28 |
| 76561198179814253 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌳 * 💙 * 🚗 * ⚡ * 🎫 * 💄 * 💛 * 💚 * 🐳 * 👳 * 🎄 * 📕 * 🍧 * 🌸 * ⛳ * 👃ㅤ* I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.ㅤ* What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.ㅤ* Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.🌽 * 💃 * 📘 * 📗 * 🍖 * 📒 * 🎽 * 🎍 * 👔 * 🐛 * 💗 * 🌽 * 🏀 * 🕺 * 🚕 * 🚙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2019-03-07 13:22:28 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🔋 ✲ 👳 ✲ 💄 ✲ 🐟 ✲ 🥗 ✲ 💙 ✲ 📀 ✲ 🐠 ✲ 🐝 ✲ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ✲ 🌸 ✲ 🎄 ✲ 🚗 ✲ 👃 ✲ 🐳 ✲ 🌳 ✲ 🥞 ✲ 👔 ✲ 📕 New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt. 💃 ✲ 🐟 ✲ 👃 ✲ ⛳ ✲ 📘 ✲ 👑 ✲ 🎈 ✲ 🎍 ✲ 👹 ✲ 🚕 | 2019-03-07 12:47:29 |
| 76561198179730218 | ♥ I📒 ❄ want💙👹 ☣ you🚙🍇💄 ✣ to🥗🐝📀🍖 ✶ organize💙🔋👳💚🕺 ☻ my🚗🌽🥒👾🏓🍧 ❄ PASTRY👹📗📒🏀🍇🐝🎍 ✴ trays🎫🍖🥞🐊🍆📕🎁🎄 ✪ ...🐳💄🥗👃👑🎍💎🐠🚕 ♀ my TEA-TINS are gleaming in formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with me -- | 2019-03-07 10:41:31 |
| 76561198211691280 | 👃🍇🐠 Do you ever count your steps when you walk? 🐊🍖🚕 | 2019-03-07 05:31:25 |
| 76561198179589975 | In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or aloaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it toyou, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by fortylashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dogand were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although itwas hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"🙄 The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. -- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8 🤥 - "'S called the Vieux River."- "Yes?"- "Know what that means?"- "No."- "The Old (Masculine) River," said Nanny.- "Yes?"- "Words have sex in foreign parts," said Nanny hopefully.(Witches Abroad) 😙 Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. 😶 | 2019-03-07 05:13:25 |
| 76561198179361029 | What was your very first job? >> 💛🌋🐊👾🚗 << | 2019-03-07 01:51:23 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐊 | 🌽 | 💎 | 🎈 | 📀 | 🍧 | 💚 | 🌂 | 🎁 | 🎫 | 🥗 | 📕 | 🏓 | 🍆 | ⛳ | 🥞 | 📘 | 💗 | 🚙 'It's a lovely morning, lads,' he said. 'I feel like a million dollars. Don't you?'There was a murmur of reluctant agreement.'Good,' said Cohen. 'Let's go and get some.'(Interesting Times) 🚕 | 👳 | 🎽 | 🍖 | 🌳 | 📗 | 🚘 | 😺 | 🐠 | 🍇 | 🐛 | 🐝 | 💃 | 📕 | 🥒 | 👾 | 👑 | 🥞 | 💃 | 2019-03-06 22:38:24 |
| 76561198179804603 | What's the best birthday | 💚 | 👑 | 🌸 | 🍇 | 👽 | 🏓 | 👔 | 🥞 | cake you ever ate? | 📘 | ⚡ | ⛳ | 💗 | 👳 | 🚘 | 🎍 | 🍖 | | 2019-03-06 22:04:22 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐝 🎄 🍇 🚗 🐊 📕 📒 🍇 🐟 💄😺 [] 📗 📘 🌽 🌳 🎈 💃 🎫 🌽 ⛳ 👔 🏓Reality continues to ruin my life. -- Calvin"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." --- Calvin"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-Calvin👃 🥒 💛 🍆 🎍 🏀 🚘 🌂 🚙 📀 | 2019-03-06 21:21:22 |
| 76561198211557460 | 💚🌋🚘🎁⚡ - ☼ ✿ ♥ ❀ ✥ ♂ ✿ ☁ ❄ ☎ ♀ ✈ ♀ ❃ ✧ ☺ ✫ ♪ ☂ ✴🌸📗🌏😺🎄 - Do you sleep with your 📘🏓🐝🍧⛳ - ㅤㅤ sheets tucked in or out? 🚗🥗👳🍇🏀 - ✴ ☂ ♪ ✫ ☺ ✧ ❃ ♀ ✈ ♀ ☎ ❄ ☁ ✿ ♂ ✥ ❀ ♥ ✿ ☼ | 2019-03-06 21:12:22 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🚕Leela: 🏓 Zoidberg! 🍆 Zoidberg: 🥗 Sorry, 👃 you 🌳 must 📘 have 🚗 been 🐝 boring. 💚 Amy: 🍇 "Bender, 🏀 your 👳 beer 🍖 belly's 🕺 so 🐛 big 📀 your 👹 door ⛳ won't 🐳 even 🥞 close. 🚙 And 🐠 that 🐳 doesn't 🍇 even 💛 make 🐛 sense."💃 | 2019-03-06 20:27:23 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🚙 🚕 🐳 🌋 🌂 👑 🥒 👾 👃 💃⛳ [] 🍧 💗 🔋 👔 😺 🚘 🎍 🌸 ⚡ 🏀 🥞"When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." -Susie "I say, when life givesyou a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!" -CalvinMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin"When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." -Susie "I say, when life givesyou a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!" -Calvin🎄 🐟 🚗 🍇 🐛 📒 💚 🌏 🏓 🎁 | 2019-03-06 19:24:52 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🏓Peter: 🚘 Pack 👑 your 🥗 bags 🌸 up, 📒 the 🥒 Griffins 🍇 are 🥞 heading 💙 to 🥗 Big 🌂 Apple! 🌽 Speed 📗 Racer: 📕 Haha! 👾 Did 🏀 you 🌳 hear? 🍆 The 👑 Griffins 🚗 are 🌏 going 🚕 to 🎍 New 📘 York. 🍖 Haha! 👃 Man: 🐊 This 💚 is 🎈 not 🥞 affecting 💎 us 🎁 all! 💃 Haha! 🐳 Speed 🚙 Racer: 😺 Haha!🚗 | 2019-03-06 19:05:51 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐳 ♫ 🔋 I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!👃 ♫ 🏓 -- Bart Simpson ⚡🌳🎈 | 2019-03-06 18:21:44 |
| 76561198179573195 | Do you believe that people | 👳 | 📗 | 🌂 | 💙 | 💛 | 🥗 | 👔 | 💗 | deserve to be happy? | 🌸 | 👳 | 🎍 | 🚘 | 🌳 | 💎 | 😺 | 🏓 | | 2019-03-06 16:57:39 |
| Victorious Secret | Greetings fellow Knights! There's still 2 days left to send me your 2 attacks. Current scores for this week's battle are now posted. If you don't see your name on the leader board, then it means the Poisonous Pigeon has survived your attacks. Now I know what some of you might be wondering, "How on Earth did I lose to a pigeon?". Since I've never lost to a pigeon before, I can't answer that. My best guess is that maybe he was once a Prison Pigeon that got really strong lifting weights and defending his portion of the courtyard. Now that I think about it, why didn't he just fly away from the prison? He's a freaking bird! Even if he became a wanted fugitive, I doubt anyone would go after him. Sure, there are Chicken Chasers, but who chases Pigeons? I'll have to Google that. Regardless, you can rest easy knowing that Pigeons only have a 6 year lifespan so you'll get your revenge by the year 2025 | 2019-03-06 16:07:55 |
| Diesel | Have a great week | 2019-03-06 15:36:05 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🐠 Dear ... 🐝 → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 🐊 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 👳 ✤ 🚙 ✤ 🚗 ✤ 🌏 ✤ 🐟 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 👽 ✤ 📒 ✤ 📀 ✤ 🏓 ✤ 🥗 ✤ 💎 ✤ 🏀 Yours truly, Margurite Gazzara (the cat)🍇 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167021374 💛 | 2019-03-06 15:21:37 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🐊🏀 🍧👑🥞 gl, ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ (♥_♥) awesome- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ🌋🌽💙🚙 I TRUST YOU WILL SAVOR THIS GAME* ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ . ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ (‾⌣‾)🎄🏓🐟⚡ 💃🐛 | 2019-03-06 13:12:22 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🌂Professor: 🐝 Superstitious 📘 robot 🥒 mumbo 😺 jumbo. 🎫 💃 🥗 💎 Old 💗 robot: 🔋 Mumbo, 👳 perhaps, 🐊 jumbo, 🌋 perhaps 📀 not. 🍇 Fry: 🐛 Where's 🍖 Captain 👑 Bender? 🍆 Off 🏀 catastrophizing 🚕 some 👽 other 🐳 planet?💙 | 2019-03-06 11:18:15 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🌋🌏👑🔋🐝 |Would you rather be the most popular kid| 💄📘💚📕🚘💛⛳👔🚗🥞👽🎍🍖 |in school or the smartest kid in school?| 📀🍇⚡💚🎽🐠💙📗 | 2019-03-06 09:44:11 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🥗 | 💛 | 🚗 | 🐳 | 🐠 | 🚕 | 📘 | 🌳 | 🌋 | 😺 | 🎫 | 🔋 | 🍇 | 🚙 | 🥞 | 💄 | 📕 | 🍆 | 📀 'Why don't I feel angry?' GLANDS, said Death shortly. ADRENALIN AND SO FORTH. AND EMOTIONS. YOU DON'T HAVE THEM. ALL YOU HAVE NOW IS THOUGHT. (Wyrd Sisters) 🐛 | 💙 | 🌳 | 🎈 | 👑 | 🎄 | 🍧 | 🏓 | 📀 | 🥒 | 🍖 | 🌏 | 🐝 | 🎍 | 📒 | 💎 | 🏀 | 🌸 | 🌏 | 2019-03-06 09:00:12 |
| 76561198211819232 | 💚 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚕 🐳 🐠 🌸 🐟 📀 📗 🐊 💙 🌂 📒 🍆 🚗 😺 👽 🍖 🥒I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on. 🐝 🕺 💄 🚙 🌽 🌏 🎍 👔 🎈 👃 🌸 🍇 🌳 😺 🐛 🚗 | 2019-03-06 06:53:01 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💗🌽 ⚡🕺🌂🎄 ! ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ^ↀᴥↀ^ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ STUPENDOUS GAME, 🔋🌋🎁💎 HF- 📘🌳 🎍🐳 | 2019-03-06 06:41:01 |
| 76561198179634913 | What paper that you've written are you most proud of? >> 💄⛳👳🍆🌏 << | 2019-03-06 06:02:57 |
| 76561198179556699 | 📗💃🥞🎫🍆🔋💄💛🚙💗💎👳🌏🎈🐊Book: "Who's the new recruit?"Zoe: "Everybody, I want you to meet Mrs. Reynolds."Kaylee: (excited) "You got married?!"Simon: "Well, that's... congratulations."Wash: "We always hoped you two kids would get together. Who is she?"Mal: "She's no one!"(Saffron starts to cry)Kaylee: "Captain!"Mal: (at a loss) "Stop that."Saffron: "I'm... sorry..."Wash: "You brute."Kaylee: (to Saffron) "Oh, sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster."Mal: "I'm not a monster. Wash, turn the ship around."🚕🌳🍖🌽🐟🍧🚗👑🥗🍧💃🚙🥞📘🎈 | 2019-03-06 01:43:44 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🌽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🎽 🎍 👳 🎄 🐳 🌂 👃 🍇 👽 🚗 🚕 🥗 🍧 🍖 📘 🌳You can't fall off the floor. Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English. Manypeople wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from. The first syllablecomes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know wherethe "nog" comes from.To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are inseason, eggs... 💃 😺 🐛 🐠 ⚡ 🚘 😺 💃 🐛 🎫 🎈 ⚡ 📗 👾 🔋 👔 | 2019-03-05 20:37:02 |
| 76561198179682287 | 👹 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍧 👃 👽 👳 💃 📗 💙 🎫 💄 🐝 🎄 🎽 🎍 👑 🍖 🚙 🌽Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?Norm: The warranty on my liver. -- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to Do Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam. -- Cheers, Veggie-BoydWoody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood. -- Cheers, It's a Wonderful WifeNow is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth withunfettered foot. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) 👾 🚗 🐛 🏀 🚕 🚘 🐟 🐠 ⛳ 🌽 🏓 🎫 🔋 👑 💙 🌳 | 2019-03-05 18:24:54 |
| 76561198179697385 | 💚 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎽 Hell Money:Mulder: How many dishes do you have to break before your boss tosses you in an oven?Scully: So now we're chasing ghosts?Mulder: Who ya gonna call?Scully: Are you saying that the ancestral spirits pushed Johnny Low into the oven and turned on the gas?Mulder: Well, it would teach him to respect his elders, wouldn't it? "The X-Files: Hell Money"Mulder: I was a dead man and now I'm back. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"🌂 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-03-05 14:03:36 |
| 76561198211853304 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🔋 * 👔 * 💗 * 👳 * 📒 * 🎍 * 🍧 * 🏓 * 🥗 * 👾 * 👑 * 💗 * 🕺 * 🎁 * 🌂 * 📗ㅤ* Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.ㅤ* A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.ㅤ* You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.🎈 * 🐛 * 📘 * ⚡ * 🚕 * 🌸 * 🥒 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 🚘 * 🏀 * 💛 * 🐝 * 🎽 * 🎄 * 🐠ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-03-05 14:00:36 |
| 76561198179633358 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👳 * ⛳ * 🍆 * 🏀 * 🚘 * 👽 * 😺 * 💗 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 🌏 * 🏓 * 📗 * 📒 * 💄 * 🎫ㅤ* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?ㅤ* I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.ㅤ* Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.📕 * 💛 * 🍇 * 🥒 * 👹 * 🎄 * 📀 * 👾 * 👑 * 🍆 * 🐛 * 🌸 * 🎍 * 🍖 * 🚕 * 🌏ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2019-03-05 13:33:32 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🚗 🎄 👾 🥞 🚕 🌋 🌳 🎽 🐊 🌽🐳 [] 💃 👹 👑 🕺 🥒 🌏 🥗 📒 📕 😺 👽"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." --- CalvinIf you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the imagewe need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin"Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."-Calvin🌸 📘 🍧 🎈 ⚡ 🔋 💛 💎 🎍 🏀 | 2019-03-05 08:54:17 |
| 76561198179424285 | 📀 Dear ... 🍇 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. 📕 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 👳 ♡ 📘 ♡ 🌋 ♡ 🐊 ♡ 💎 ♡ 🥒 ♡ 💛 ♡ 🏓 ♡ 🚕 ♡ 👹 ♡ 🎄 ♡ 💙 ♡ 🐳 Yours truly, Beatris Decker (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167097905 📗 | 2019-03-05 07:54:10 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🎽 | 💚 | 📒 | 💃 | 🎫 | 🏓 | 🚙 | 👃 | 🥞 | 🍖 | 🍧 | 🌳 | 💗 | 📘 | 📀 | 🐊 | 🍇 | 👳 | 🎍 "I believe it's very hard to have fun in Iceland without fish beinginvolved in some way." -- Looking for a good place to party (Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the Dead) 👹 | 💄 | 🐳 | ⛳ | 🐝 | 🌋 | 🎄 | 🚕 | 💎 | 💙 | 😺 | 🚙 | 🚗 | 🐠 | 🐛 | ⚡ | 🍆 | 🥗 | 🐟 | 2019-03-05 07:22:08 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💛📕🐊 Performance review for 👔🐛👳 When ideas are challenged by others, listens to their view politely, but is able to maintain a position firmly and persuasively without aggression. Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 💃 + 💙 = 😺 | 2019-03-05 07:07:08 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👳 ✲ 📘 ✲ 💄 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 🐠 ✲ 🍇 ✲ 🌽 ✲ 🥒 ✲ 🎄 ✲ 🍧 ✲ 🚕 ✲ 🍖 Ever fantasize about being in a rock band? What would your group be called? 🎈 ✲ 🎍 ✲ 🐟 ✲ 🐝 ✲ 💃 ✲ 🍆 ✲ 🐛 ✲ 🎁 ✲ 👃 ✲ 💎 ✲ 📕 ✲ 🥗 | 2019-03-05 07:06:09 |
| 76561198179639682 | --------------------------------------------------------------Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe. -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1--------------------------------------------------------------🍖🎄🐝🎫📒👾👽🏀💗👳🎍🐳🌏😺🌳🚗🚙💙👃🌂💎🏓💚🥞🌽🥗👔🌂⚡⛳🐟📕🐝🥒🌋💙💃🎄🐟🚕🔋🎈👾👳🐊 | 2019-03-05 06:57:08 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎫 🐛 👑 📕 🚘 🥗 💗 🚕 🍖 👃💙 [] 🚙 💄 🌽 👽 🍇 📒 👔 🌳 🚗 👑 💚I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning andhappiness. -- CalvinHobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!Hobbes : How is the diorama coming along? Calvin : I'm almost finished. Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in? Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down? Hobbes : Yeah? Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds of dust!🌏 🏀 💎 🚕 🐊 🌂 🔋 🍧 👳 👹 | 2019-03-05 05:15:03 |
| 76561198211655604 | ❀ Why🍧 ★ do💚💗 ☆ so🎁🚕🏀 ♡ many🌏🐊👔📕 ♪ foods📀🎄🌸🚙📘 ✥ come🌽👑🏓⛳🌏🍆 ♣ packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny. | 2019-03-05 02:58:56 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👾Leela: 🌂 Zoidberg! 🥗 Zoidberg: 🚕 Sorry, 🐳 you 🎍 must 👑 have 🏓 been 🥞 boring. 🚘 Bender: 🐠 "Aw, 🐛 I 🌸 think 💚 I 💙 got 🌽 whiplash." 📀 Leela: 🌏 "You 📗 can't 🎈 have 🎫 whiplash, 👽 you 💛 don't 🚗 have ⛳ a 💃 neck." 🍧 Bender: 😺 "I 🍖 meant 👃 ass 🍆 whiplash."🐊 | 2019-03-05 02:29:55 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🎈🐳💛💚🏀 - ♪ ☂ ♡ ღ ↕ ♥ ♣ ♦ ✖ ✯ ✰ ☺ ♠ ♫ ✶ ☼ ❄ ❖ ✭ ❦👑🐛🍧👃🎫 - What are you 🎍🍖🌳🎽📀 - ㅤㅤ freakishly good at? 🌋💚💙🎁🏓 - ❦ ✭ ❖ ❄ ☼ ✶ ♫ ♠ ☺ ✰ ✯ ✖ ♦ ♣ ♥ ↕ ღ ♡ ☂ ♪ | 2019-03-05 00:56:53 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🎽Fry: 🍖 "Make 🔋 up ⚡ some 💃 feelings 🌳 and 💎 tell 🥞 her 🌋 you 🐟 have 👽 them. 🚕 Yes?" 🌂 Zoidberg: 🍧 "Is 💚 the 📒 desire 🕺 to 🎍 mate 👳 a 🎈 feeling?" 🍇 "Hey! 🎁 Unless 🐊 this 🏀 is 🚘 a 🥒 nude 🏓 love-in, 👃 get 👾 the 📗 hell 📀 off 👹 my 🐟 property!" 🎍 "You 📕 can't 👑 *own* 📒 property, 🚗 man!" 🌳 "I 🕺 can! 💄 That's 🎁 because 🐳 I'm 🥗 not 🌸 a 🍇 penniless ⛳ hippie!" 😺 🍧 --Farnsworth 📀 & 🐠 hippie🐛 | 2019-03-04 20:06:49 |
| 76561198211691280 | 📀 ☁ 🐊 A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.🏀 ☁ 🐊 -- Don Marquis 💙👳🥞 | 2019-03-04 18:41:49 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👃📘👹🐛🏀🔋📒🐳👑📕🚙🎫🎈🍇🐊📀🎁🚘🌸💚🎽😺⛳💃🥒👃💗👾📒🌂 "Now I've got the bead on you with MY disintegrating gun. And when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. (pulls trigger) Well, what you do know, it disintegrated."-- Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half century 💙🥗🚕🎍💄🍆🐝💙🎄🐠👳🌋👽🍧🐛🍇🍖🌽🍖👔📗💛💃⚡📘🌳🌏💚🥞🐠 | 2019-03-04 18:26:46 |
| 76561198211715440 | What's your recipe for recuperating | 👽 | 📘 | 💄 | 📒 | 🌏 | 💛 | ⛳ | 🌂 | from extreme heartbreak? | 🌋 | 🎍 | 🐳 | 👑 | 🍖 | 👔 | 🌳 | 🚕 | | 2019-03-04 18:05:46 |
| 76561198179500879 | 📕 | 🚕 | 🎄 | 🕺 | 💃 | 🌳 | ⚡ | 🎽 | 🏓 | 🎁 | 🍇 | 🎍 | 💛 | 💙 | 🥗 | 🐠 | 📀 | 🎈 | 🐛 "All right," said Masklin. "But you're not to fly down low again and tryto read the signposts. Every time you do that, humans rush into the streetsand we get lots of shouting on the radio.""That's right." said the Thing. "People are bound to get excited whenthey see a ten-million-ton starship trying to fly down the street."(Wings) 👾 | 🏀 | 📘 | 🔋 | 👃 | 🕺 | 🌸 | 💚 | 🌽 | 👹 | 📗 | 🎽 | 👑 | ⛳ | 👳 | 💎 | 💗 | 💚 | 🚗 | 2019-03-04 16:36:37 |
| 76561198211598984 | 📗 ☣ 🍆 ☣ 💛 ☣ 🌂 ☣ 🎍 ☣ 🕺 ☣ 💗 ☣ 🚕 ☣ 🐛 ☣ 🎁 ☣ 👹 ☣ 💎 What's in your pocket (or purse, or man-purse) right now? 🥞 ☣ 👾 ☣ 🐊 ☣ 💗 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 💙 ☣ 👃 ☣ 🚗 ☣ 🥗 ☣ 🌸 ☣ ⚡ ☣ 🍧 | 2019-03-04 13:55:17 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🐝 | 💗 | 🥒 | 👾 | ⛳ | 💛 | 🐳 | 🚗 | 🚕 | 🥗 | 🍖 | 💙 | 🎽 | 🔋 | 😺 | 📕 | 📒 | 👽 | 🚘 "We'll strategically withdraw to previously prepared position.""Who prepared them?""we'll prepare them when we get there..."(Reaper Man) 👹 | 🐳 | 🌂 | 🌽 | 📗 | 🎁 | 🌳 | 🎫 | 🏓 | ⚡ | 🍇 | 🐠 | 🎄 | 💃 | 🌏 | 😺 | 🐊 | 🎽 | 🎈 | 2019-03-04 11:17:29 |
| 76561198179702987 | 📀🎽🎄💗🎍🌸🌽🐟🕺🏓🐝💚🐠🥒👑River: "Don't be afraid. That's what it says, don't be afraid."Book: "Yes."River: "You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. We'll freeze to death first."🍇📕🥞🚙🍆🌋📗👾👃💛🌏⛳🏀🎄👳 | 2019-03-04 10:22:20 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🕺 🔋 🎁 🎈 👑 👽 🚘 💃 🥗 🚕💙 [] 🐠 💚 ⚡ 🌏 🏓 🌽 🌳 🏀 🍧 🎽 🐊The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, andinhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating andimpenetrable fog! -- CalvinI liked things better when I didn't understand them. -- CalvinIf you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do itagain. -- Calvin🌂 ⚡ 📕 🚙 😺 🕺 ⛳ 📘 💛 💄 | 2019-03-04 10:02:13 |
| Jackie Chun | Have a lovely week | 2019-03-04 09:07:58 |
| 76561198179847314 | ⛳ ♀ 🍆 Go ahead... make my day.🎁 ♀ 💄 -- Dirty Harry 🐊🥞💃 | 2019-03-04 08:52:23 |
| ✞evodiaaa✞ | 46.174.52.16:27294 HNS/MIX/BOOST , Турниры каждые выходные с призовым фондом | 2019-03-04 08:39:16 |
| 76561198179635013 | What's the worst piece of | 🐛 | 💙 | 🥞 | 🌂 | 🎍 | 💎 | 👳 | 🐠 | advice you've ever been given? | 🔋 | 🐝 | 🌏 | 🏓 | 🌳 | 💄 | 🚕 | 🍧 | | 2019-03-04 08:18:18 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎁🔋🍇🍖👽 - ☁ ☣ ♂ ♠ ♪ ✱ ☁ ● ✫ ♫ ❉ ↕ ✬ ☻ ♣ ✳ ♀ ♦ ∞ ✏👾🐝🌋🌏📗 - What's your recipe for recuperating 👃🏀🌸🐟⚡ - ㅤㅤ from extreme heartbreak? ⛳🥒😺🌂💎 - ✏ ∞ ♦ ♀ ✳ ♣ ☻ ✬ ↕ ❉ ♫ ✫ ● ☁ ✱ ♪ ♠ ♂ ☣ ☁ | 2019-03-04 08:10:16 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💙🚙📀🍖🌸👾🐛🐝🏓🌳🎁👔👽💄🚘Mal: "There's a guy.. he's very blurry. You gotta be careful." (beat)"Oh... how come there's a guy on board? How come you're all of a sudden theship?"River/Serenity: "I know you have questions."Mal: "That would be why I just asked them."🚕⚡🐠🔋🐳👃👹🎽🥗⛳🌋📒🕺💛🌂 | 2019-03-04 01:51:42 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🎁🐛🍖 Performance review for 📘🚘🎍 Smart, and not afraid of unfamiliar topics and new concepts, and shows a good ability to learn and adapt. But it usually takes a session or two before will engage in the discussion. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. is willing to face physical risks and danger, and appears to do so without fear. Sets an example of bravery that inspires others. They are a competent writer who reliably produces professional business correspondence and reports free of spelling, grammar and structural mistakes. 💗 + 📀 = 💚 | 2019-03-04 01:04:47 |
| 76561198179677447 | 📀 ❉ 👔 ❉ 🚙 ❉ 👹 ❉ 🕺 ❉ 🌂 ❉ ⚡ ❉ 🎍 ❉ 🌳 ❉ 🎽 ❉ 👑 ❉ 🚗 How do you really feel about your boss? 🌋 ❉ 😺 ❉ 🚘 ❉ ⛳ ❉ 🥗 ❉ 💛 ❉ 🍧 ❉ 📕 ❉ 🐊 ❉ 🐝 ❉ 🌏 ❉ 🏀 | 2019-03-04 00:09:43 |
| 76561198179843803 | 📒📕💚 Do you have any habits you wish you could erase? 👔🏀🐝 | 2019-03-03 22:12:37 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🍧🌽💃🚙📒🐛💎🌸🏀📀⛳🍇🎄📕💛River: "I took you away from there."Simon: "No."River: "I know I did. You don't think I do, but... I get confused. I remembereverything. I remember too much and.... Some of it's made up and... some ofit can't be quantified and there's secrets..."Simon: "It's okay."River: "But I understand. You gave up everything to find me, and you found mebroken. It's hard for you. You gave up everything you had."Simon: "Mei mei, everything I have is right here."🎽🐊🕺👑🚗🏀🥞📗🎫💙💚🌋🚕🎁🥗 | 2019-03-03 22:00:36 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👃 Dear ... 💗 → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. 📗 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🌏 ✿ 📀 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 💚 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 📘 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 👹 ✿ 👽 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🌳 Yours truly, Leon Rotton (the cat)📕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167078093 🚘 | 2019-03-03 21:59:39 |
| 76561198179860286 | 📘 ✶ 🌽 ✶ 💃 ✶ 🎍 ✶ 🏀 ✶ 🚕 ✶ 👔 ✶ 📗 ✶ 👳 ✶ 💙 ✶ 🐠 ✶ 🐊 Who was your worst teacher? Why? 🍖 ✶ 🎁 ✶ 🐟 ✶ 🔋 ✶ ⛳ ✶ 🍧 ✶ 💄 ✶ 💛 ✶ 🐛 ✶ 👾 ✶ 📒 ✶ 🏀 | 2019-03-03 20:53:34 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💗🎍🎽🚕👔📒📗🚗🎫🏓🐛😺🍖🥗🌏Early: "You ever been shot?"Simon: "No."Early: "You out to be shot. Or stabbed. Lose a leg. To be a surgeon, youknow. Know what kind of pain you're dealing with."🐝🎫🌋🥒💛🐟👑🐠🔋🚕🕺🌂🎄⛳💙 | 2019-03-03 20:28:34 |
| 76561198179596342 | 📀 Dear ... 📕 → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. ⛳ ❃ 👾 ❃ 💄 ❃ 🚘 ❃ 👃 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 💙 ❃ 💃 ❃ 💚 ❃ 🌽 ❃ 🎫 ❃ 📕 ❃ 🎍 ❃ 😺 ❃ 🍇 Yours truly, Iva Pinette (the cat)👽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167058449 🌂 | 2019-03-03 19:22:19 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎽 -- 💃 -- 🎁 -- ⛳ -- 🐊 -- 🚗 -- 🌏 -- 👃 -- 🥗 -- 🐝 -- 🌸 -- 🕺 -- 💚 -- 📀 -- 🏓 My Bonnie looked into a gas tank,The height of its contents to see!She lit a small match to assist her,Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.Gil-galad was an Elven-king.Of him the harpers sadly sing:the last whose realm was fair and freebetween the Mountains and the Sea.His sword was long, his lance was keen,his shining helm afar was seen;the countless stars of heaven's fieldwere mirrored in his silver shield.But long ago he rode away,an 📘 -- 💗 -- 💛 -- 📗 -- 🍇 -- 💄 -- 🐟 -- ⛳ -- 👑 -- 🌽 -- 🌂 -- 🚘 -- 🐛 -- ⚡ -- 🎍 | 2019-03-03 18:51:21 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🚘💚📒💃🏓 - ✦ ❄ ¤ ∞ ✿ ✥ ☂ ☼ ✧ ☎ ● ∞ ↕ ☆ ¤ ❖ ☁ ❃ ❉ ♂🥒🎽⚡👹💛 - Which famous person, dead or alive, 📗🐳🍇😺🎈 - ㅤㅤ would you most like to know? 🐛🐟🐝🌳💗 - ♂ ❉ ❃ ☁ ❖ ¤ ☆ ↕ ∞ ● ☎ ✧ ☼ ☂ ✥ ✿ ∞ ¤ ❄ ✦ | 2019-03-03 18:06:22 |
| 76561198211819232 | Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. -- Jim Horning 😴 "It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline.Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top."- Hunter S. Thompson 😲Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done.🤓I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtainwas up.🤠 < jaybonci> actually d-i stands for "divine intervention" ;) -- in #debian-devel 😩 * Equivalent code is available from RSA Data Security, Inc. * This code has been tested against that, and is equivalent, * except that you don't need to include two pages of legalese * with every copy. -- public domain MD5 source 🤧Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.🤒 | 2019-03-03 17:57:19 |
| Victorious Secret | NOBLE'S ⚔️ KNIGHTS Instructions on how to play are on my profile Noble has chosen you to fight as one of his knights.Should you accept his quest, you will find yourself fighting: The Poisonous Pigeon (It's your first quest, so lets start small) It's health is: 30 (Should be pretty easy to defeat) Post a comment on my profile with the 2 numbers you have chosen. This battle will end on Saturday. May You Be Victorious ⚔️ | 2019-03-03 14:52:14 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🥞 -- 🍇 -- 🌂 -- 📗 -- 💎 -- 🥒 -- 📀 -- 🚗 -- 🎫 -- 🔋 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 🎄 -- 📘 -- 📕 A little word of doubtful number,A foe to rest and peaceful slumber.If you add an "s" to this,Great is the metamorphosis.Plural is plural now no more,And sweet what bitter was before.What am I?I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,I am the very model of a modern Major-General. -- Gilbert & Sullivan, "Pirates of Penzanc 🎁 -- 🏓 -- 🚕 -- 💚 -- 🍧 -- 👑 -- 💃 -- 🎽 -- ⛳ -- 🌽 -- 🐳 -- 🌸 -- 👽 -- 🐝 -- 🍖 | 2019-03-03 14:17:52 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🔋💎📒🌂🎫 - ☻ ✿ ✖ ✪ ✰ ♀ ❁ ✩ ✶ ☺ ♀ ❃ ↕ ✣ ♂ ♂ ♡ ✬ ☁ ✿🌋💛🥒🐛🎁 - Do you have any personal rituals 🚗🐳🥗🥞🍧 - ㅤㅤ for the end of the year? 📕👳👔👹💚 - ✿ ☁ ✬ ♡ ♂ ♂ ✣ ↕ ❃ ♀ ☺ ✶ ✩ ❁ ♀ ✰ ✪ ✖ ✿ ☻ | 2019-03-03 14:06:46 |
| 76561198179608271 | ⚡Chris: 🍆 Dad, 🚙 what 🎈 if 🐝 I 🕺 told 🌸 you 💚 I 💙 didn't 🌋 want 🌽 to 📗 be 👳 in 💎 the 🚙 Scouts 💗 anymore? 🥞 Peter: 🐠 I'd 👾 say ⛳ "come 🏓 again?" 🐝 Then 💚 I'd 🎽 laugh 🍖 because 📀 I 🚘 said 🥗 "come."🍧 | 2019-03-03 09:28:35 |
| 76561198179782901 | 👃🏀🔋🕺🐠🚕👾⛳🚘💃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📒🎄🐊📀🌋🍧🐟🍖🐛🐝 » play chairs in luggage ❦ » when flowers cheat to loiter ✫ » because crayons scold ☂ 👑💚🐳💗🥞🌂👽💎🎍🎫 » Mexico borrowed ☣ » until the luggage departed ♧ » and the blossoms played ✩ 📒🚗🍆👃🔋🌸📘🏓🥞🚙 » beside the clothing, ✲ » Mexico and Cuba hunt. ● » Brazil starts breaking. ✶ 🚕👹💙🥒🎁🌳👹🍧💙📕 | 2019-03-03 07:40:20 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🚘🎍👑🌋🎈🌳🐳🎁🍆👳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃👽🐟🚕🚙🌋🚗🌽🔋📘 » While summoning the ✤ » flowers, Suzuki measured ☂ » without blowing air ღ 💛🌏🐊💗🎽👃🐛💄🍖😺 » torturing my limb, ✈ » Paris pondered my elbows ● » throughout my clothing ♪ 🎍👾🐠🌏🐝⛳🔋⚡🌸🐟 » play chairs in water ✿ » when blossoms hunt to loiter ★ » because flowers take ♡ 💙🥗📀📕🎈📗🚘🥞🥒🏀 | 2019-03-03 06:38:24 |
| 76561198179556699 | 💛🐠🐛🐟🍖 - ☂ ♪ ❃ ★ ♡ ☺ ☼ ☢ ♀ ✏ ✴ ☁ ღ ✿ ☎ ☀ ♠ ∞ ♧ ♦🥗🌏😺💎🐊 - What's the worst thing 📒🌸📀👹🥒 - ㅤㅤ you did as a kid? 🍧🎁🎄💙💃 - ♦ ♧ ∞ ♠ ☀ ☎ ✿ ღ ☁ ✴ ✏ ♀ ☢ ☼ ☺ ♡ ★ ❃ ♪ ☂ | 2019-03-03 06:19:19 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌸📘🌳🐝🌂 - ☺ ✪ ✔ ß ❄ ☢ ♪ ☼ ♫ ● ✈ ✿ ✖ ✫ ✧ ♠ ♦ ღ ❄ ☀🐛👾👃🍆⚡ - What was the best part 🥒💗🎽📀🌳 - ㅤㅤ of your day, so far? 📕🎫🎄🌋🚕 - ☀ ❄ ღ ♦ ♠ ✧ ✫ ✖ ✿ ✈ ● ♫ ☼ ♪ ☢ ❄ ß ✔ ✪ ☺ | 2019-03-03 05:31:13 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🥒 -- 📕 -- 📀 -- 🐟 -- 🌏 -- 💄 -- 🔋 -- 😺 -- 👳 -- 👹 -- 🐊 -- 🚘 -- 👑 -- 🌳 -- 🎈 I lay my head on the railroad tracks,Waitin' for the double E.The railroad don't run no more.Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus] Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me. These young girls won't let me be, Lord have mercy on me! Woe is me!Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,Well, I ain't naming names.But she really worked me over good,She was just like Jesse James.She really worked me over good,She was a credit to her gender.She put 💎 -- 🎫 -- 🌋 -- 📒 -- 💚 -- 👾 -- 🏓 -- 📗 -- 🐝 -- 🍧 -- 🏀 -- 🥗 -- 👃 -- 🍇 -- ⛳ | 2019-03-03 02:50:58 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🌏 ✭ ⛳ ✭ 🌸 ✭ 😺 ✭ 📀 ✭ 🐛 ✭ 💄 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 🐊 ✭ 👹 ✭ 📘 ✭ 👃 Have you ever been genuinely afraid for your physical safety? 🐝 ✭ 🎈 ✭ 💙 ✭ 👽 ✭ 📕 ✭ 🍧 ✭ 🎄 ✭ 🎁 ✭ 💙 ✭ 💚 ✭ 🚗 ✭ 🌽 | 2019-03-03 02:13:59 |
| 76561198179682287 | Do you have any physical features that you try to cloak or hide? How come? >> 🚘📗⚡🐠👔 << | 2019-03-03 01:31:58 |
| 76561198179589975 | ⛳🌸🍧⚡🚘👹👳🚙👽🍖🍇📀🎍💄🕺Mal: "Say that to my face."Man: I said, you're a coward, and a pisspot. Now what are you going to do?Mal: "I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." (Zoepunches the thug out) "Drunks are so cute."👑🎄🐟🐝🐠🐛🏓👃👾🎽💛🚙📕🥒📒 | 2019-03-03 00:43:56 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🐊 | 🍧 | 👃 | 🍖 | 🐝 | 💎 | 🐛 | 📕 | 👑 | 🔋 | 💗 | 💙 | 📒 | 🚘 | 🎍 | 🌸 | 🐳 | ⚡ | 🚙 'Do you know what they call a sausage-in-a-bun in Quirm?''No?' said Mr Tulip'They called it le sausage-in-le-bun.''What, in a --ing foreign language? You're --ing kidding!' (The Truth) 👹 | 📀 | ⛳ | 🚗 | 👔 | 🌂 | 📗 | 💛 | 🌏 | 🕺 | 🥗 | 💄 | 🌽 | 🥒 | 🎽 | 🚕 | 🌋 | 👾 | 💗 | 2019-03-02 23:27:56 |
| 76561198179814253 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 😺 * 📗 * 💄 * 🌏 * 🌽 * 🐛 * 🌂 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 🍇 * 👳 * 💚 * 👑 * 💎 * 🐠 * 🎍ㅤ* I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.ㅤ* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".ㅤ* The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.🐟 * 🍖 * 🔋 * 🥞 * 👔 * 🌸 * 🎄 * 🌽 * 📕 * 🐝 * 🐳 * 🐛 * 🐊 * 🚘 * 📀 * 👹ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-03-02 22:25:54 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🎄Pearl 🐟 Burton: 🍖 What 👑 is 📘 this, 👹 spit 🔋 soup? 🌽 Brian: 🌏 It's 🥞 tomato 💗 bisque. 👽 Pearl 🐝 Burton: 👔 What 🚗 is 🎍 this, 🌋 snot 👾 soup? 🥗 Brian: ⚡ It's 🏀 tomato 📗 bisque! 🎽 Pearl 📒 Burton: 🚙 What 🌂 is 👃 this, 🚘 diarrhea 🌸 soup?💚 | 2019-03-02 20:59:54 |
| 76561198211794508 | ⛳🌏💃👑📀🎽👽🎈📘🍖🐊💛🥗💙🎁Wash: "I love that you two are old Army buddies, you have wacky stories withrib cages in them, but could you have an opinion of your own, please?"Zoe: "You're losing the high ground here, sweetcakes."💄⚡🚙💎📕👃🕺🚗🎄🌋🔋🍇📀🎍🍆 | 2019-03-02 19:54:22 |
| 76561198211850636 | --------------------------------------------------------------Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8There's a way out of any cage. -- Captain Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown.--------------------------------------------------------------🎫📕👽🌽👑🍆⛳🌸🌂🥗🥞💎👔📀🐠🔋💃🌳🐟📒🌏👹🐝🥒🚙🏓👳🍧👃🎈🐳🎍💙💛🐊📕🐛🚗📘😺🚘🌋🎁🌳🏀 | 2019-03-02 18:07:03 |
| 76561198179603631 | Have you ever stolen anything? | 💙 | 🏀 | 🥞 | 🚙 | 🐛 | 👔 | 👃 | 💗 | (Money, candy, hearts, time?) | ⚡ | 🚘 | 👹 | 🎄 | 🚙 | 🐝 | 💄 | 🍆 | | 2019-03-02 18:03:59 |
| Diesel | Have an awesome weekend | 2019-03-02 16:57:24 |
| 76561198179709777 | 💛 ☼ 📗 Mr. Rockford, this is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary🐠 ☼ 👔 Etiquette. We aren't going to call again! Now you want these free🌋 ☼ 🌳 lessons or what?🎽 ☼ 😺 -- "The Rockford Files" 👽👳🏓 | 2019-03-02 16:43:57 |
| 76561198179419823 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💎 * 📀 * 💄 * 🎍 * 🎄 * 🎈 * 📀 * 💙 * 💚 * 🎽 * 🌽 * 🏀 * 🥒 * 🎁 * 🚗 * 🎫ㅤ* Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, that's because it was ground this morning.ㅤ* The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.ㅤ* Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.🌂 * 📒 * 🕺 * 🐊 * 💛 * 🌋 * 🍆 * 🥗 * 🚙 * 👹 * 🚘 * 🐝 * 🌸 * 🐳 * 👑 * 🌳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-03-02 16:40:59 |
| 76561198211557460 | What about your teenage self embarrasses you most? >> 🐠🔋💙🐝🐳 << | 2019-03-02 13:40:47 |
| 76561198179695038 | --------------------------------------------------------------On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy. To me, itis quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,instead of saving it. -- Spock, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.2Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8--------------------------------------------------------------🎁🥒🌏🌋🐊👹🚘👑🍆💄🐝🌳💎👳📕📗🔋🍖🕺📒🍧🐛🥞💗🏀👽🐳⚡🍇👃🎄🌂💃👔🥗📀🐠🎽🌽🚙👳🚗💚🎫📀 | 2019-03-02 12:30:38 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🚘 ✖ 💛 ✖ 👽 ✖ 🌸 ✖ 🍆 ✖ 🚕 ✖ 💗 ✖ ⛳ ✖ 📗 ✖ 💃 ✖ 🕺 ✖ 👃 Tell me about a favorite event of your adulthood/childhood. 🐳 ✖ 🥞 ✖ 📗 ✖ 🎈 ✖ 🐝 ✖ 🥗 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 🐟 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 📀 ✖ 🍇 ✖ 🚙 | 2019-03-02 11:21:23 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶰᶤᶜᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵏᵉᶰᵈ | 2019-03-02 10:45:15 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌳 ✦ 🌋 Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges!👾 ✦ 💛 -- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre" 🌏📒📗 | 2019-03-02 10:28:03 |
| 76561198179762074 | What's your best childhood memory? >> 🌸🌏🥒😺📗 << | 2019-03-02 07:06:14 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🍖 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🥒 🐝 🍧 🎫 🚗 📀 📗 ⚡ 🌂 🔋 💙 📒 🎍 🎽 💃 💛 🎄If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he drinks, I would send a barrel orso to my other generals. -- Abraham Lincoln, on General Grant If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads. 🐟 🐠 💗 🍆 🎁 🌳 🥞 👾 👽 📕 🍇 🏀 🐛 👳 👽 👑 | 2019-03-02 03:29:31 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-03-02 03:25:09 |
| xlr250R | man → women = ladyboy | 2019-03-02 00:54:01 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥒 ✿ 💃 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🎫 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 📗 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🐛 When's the last time you failed spectacularly at something? 📀 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 💙 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 🐛 ✿ 👃 ✿ 💃 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 👳 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 🐊 | 2019-03-02 00:22:17 |
| 76561198179844987 | 📀🕺💗🌳🐝 |What's your favorite thing to| 🔋🏀🎫🥒💎🌸💛🌏🚕🌋💚👾🎁 |do when you're totally alone?| 🎈🎍😺👽💄🍧🐟🐊 | 2019-03-01 22:59:17 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🥞🐠👔 Performance review for 🌳💚👳 From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is usually accurate but not original. Expects promotion to a higher grade at some time in the future, although success at work is not the highest priority to them. Not one to exert themself unduly. Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. May not always appear to be the bravest, but is nevertheless ready to take on tasks that involve physical risk and danger. 🎽 + 💃 = 🎁 | 2019-03-01 22:30:16 |
| 76561198211842796 | ❉ I👽 ♦ don't🚗💛 ❃ care🐳👔🔋 ♪ where📕🥞😺🎽 ♪ I⛳🌂👹🐟⚡ ✯ sit🌳🐊🌏🏓📀🎈 ✧ as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin | 2019-03-01 20:57:12 |
| 76561198179768678 | --------------------------------------------------------------"There's only one kind of woman ..." "Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't." -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!--------------------------------------------------------------🐳🐊🌂👑👽🍧💗💛🌋💎⚡🥗🔋😺🏀🐟🌽🚗🍇🚙🍆📒🌳🎈🏓🐝🎫🎄💄🎽🥒🌽🐛📒👹🕺🚕🌏🐠💚📕👔📗👳💙 | 2019-03-01 20:36:09 |
| 76561198179509657 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌽 * 👽 * 🍖 * 📘 * 🚕 * 👾 * 📗 * 👹 * 🐝 * 🎽 * 💄 * 🥗 * 🏀 * 🚙 * 🐟 * 🥞ㅤ* No one is listening until you fart.ㅤ* The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.ㅤ* Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.🍇 * 💛 * 🌸 * 🎄 * 🍧 * 🥒 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 👳 * 🎈 * 🌳 * 🐳 * 📕 * 💚 * 📒 * 🎫ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-03-01 17:33:08 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚕 Dear ... 🏀 → PENGUINICITY!! → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London 📗 ♂ 📘 ♂ 💚 ♂ 💃 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🚙 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 🍖 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 📗 ♂ 👳 ♂ 📕 ♂ 🌋 Yours truly, Keven Baisley (the cat)💎 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063746 📒 | 2019-03-01 16:42:57 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🎁 Dear ... 🍧 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. 🐛 ♂ 🏓 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 🍖 ♂ 💗 ♂ 💙 ♂ 💚 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🏀 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🎫 ♂ 🚗 Yours truly, Phebe Katzberg (the cat)🚕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167064976 📘 | 2019-03-01 15:44:54 |
| 76561198179841167 | Would you rather spend five days | 🥒 | 🍆 | 🥞 | 👹 | 🌸 | 📘 | 👽 | 🚕 | exploring Disney or New York City? | 👳 | 🍇 | 🌋 | 🚙 | 🐳 | 🎈 | 🐛 | 👑 | | 2019-03-01 12:48:28 |
| 76561198179710665 | Have you ever been genuinely afraid for your physical safety? >> 🐟🚙🌽💄🐊 << | 2019-03-01 12:20:38 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🌏 | 🚗 | 🥗 | 🐝 | 💗 | 👔 | 👽 | 📀 | 🌂 | 👑 | 📘 | 🐛 | 🎄 | 🐠 | 💛 | 🚘 | 👃 | 🌳 | 🏀 Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.(alt.fan.pratchett) 💎 | 🎫 | 🚕 | 📗 | 👹 | 🍆 | 🍖 | 🌽 | ⛳ | 🎽 | 🐊 | 📀 | 🏓 | 🚙 | 🌸 | 🐟 | 👳 | 🐊 | 🌋 | 2019-03-01 12:16:19 |
| 667 | Hey! Have a good weekend! | 2019-03-01 09:38:41 |
| 76561198179797383 | ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐛 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🏓Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👔"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've gotto undo it." ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💙 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👑 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 | 2019-02-28 21:47:53 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🌽 -- 👔 -- 🚗 -- 🔋 -- 💃 -- 🚙 -- 🥞 -- 🚘 -- 🍆 -- 📕 -- 🥗 -- 🚕 -- 💙 -- 👃 -- 🎄 Now let the song begin! Let us sing togetherOf sun, star, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather,Light on the budding leag, dew on the feather,Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather,Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter! -- J. R. R. TolkienAt times discretion should be thrown aside,and with the foolish we should play the fool. -- MenanderI think that I shall never seeA thing as l 👹 -- 💗 -- ⚡ -- 📘 -- 🐛 -- 👾 -- 📀 -- 💚 -- 💗 -- 🎫 -- 🐝 -- 🚙 -- 🐠 -- 💎 -- 🌽 | 2019-02-28 20:44:34 |
| xlr250R | Amen | 2019-02-28 19:01:10 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🐊 -- 💙 -- ⚡ -- 🌂 -- 🚙 -- 🍖 -- 👾 -- 😺 -- 🔋 -- 👃 -- 💄 -- 💎 -- 😺 -- 📕 -- 🍇 ...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest. -- The Who, "Tommy"Ladybug, ladybug,Look to your stern!Your house is on fire,Your children will burn!So jump ye and sing, forThe very first timeThe four lines aboveHave been put into rhyme. -- Walt KellyEverywhere you go you'll see them searching,Everywhere you turn you'll feel the pain,Everyone is looking for the answer,Well look again. -- Moody Blues, "Lost in a Lost World 📗 -- 🍧 -- 👹 -- 🐛 -- 💛 -- 🥗 -- 🏓 -- 🎁 -- 🍆 -- 👔 -- 🐝 -- ⛳ -- 🐠 -- 🥞 -- 💗 | 2019-02-28 13:34:07 |
| 76561198179424285 | ⚡ | 🐠 | 🔋 | 🚘 | 🐊 | 👑 | 🎈 | 📘 | 🎄 | 🏓 | 💛 | 💙 | 💚 | 🐝 | 🌂 | 🎫 | 💎 | 🌋 | 📗 Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly butwere also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon ofsquabble.(Witches Abroad) 📒 | 💃 | 🎁 | 🎽 | 🥗 | 👔 | 🌳 | 🥞 | 🍖 | 🍧 | 🎍 | 💗 | 📀 | 🐛 | 💄 | 😺 | 👾 | 🍆 | 🚕 | 2019-02-28 09:18:34 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🥗👹😺👔📀🌸🍆📗🐊🐟🐝🍖🏀🌽💙River: (near a woman in labor) "Who do you think is in there?"👽🥒💛🍇📕📘🎈📀🎄😺👾🏓🌳🕺🎁 | 2019-02-28 06:00:19 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🌳 ☺ 🐝 ☺ 👹 ☺ 🌏 ☺ 🥗 ☺ 🐳 ☺ 🌋 ☺ 💛 ☺ 💎 ☺ 🚗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👃 ☺ 🚙 ☺ 💃 ☺ 🌽 ☺ 🐊 ☺ 🐟 ☺ 🕺 ☺ 🎈 ☺ ⚡ ☺ 🐛 This login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88. 💄 ☺ 🎫 ☺ 👑 ☺ 💚 ☺ 🍆 ☺ 🥞 ☺ ⛳ ☺ 🐠 ☺ 📘 ☺ 📀 | 2019-02-28 05:15:27 |
| 76561198179804603 | --------------------------------------------------------------The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last. -- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------🥞🐛📘🍖👹😺🍆💚📒🥒🐟📕🐠🎫🎁📗🎍🎽🏀📀🌂🎄🌽💙🏓👔🚙👑🎈⚡🥗🚘🍧🔋🌸👑👾⚡⛳🚗📒💄🐳👽💗 | 2019-02-28 05:02:21 |
| 76561198179863334 | 📘 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 📀 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 👃 ✿ 📗 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 💚 ✿ 🚕 Scully: Earlier this morning, I got a call from the police, asking me to come to Agent Mulder's apartment. A detective asked me ... he needed me to identify a body...Blevins: Agent Scully ...Scully: Agent Mulder died late last night from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. "The X-Files: Gethsemane"MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"👾 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 💛 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🎈 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 📕 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🚗 | 2019-02-27 22:57:35 |
| 76561198211563240 | In arguing that current theories of brain function cast suspicion on ESP,psychokinesis, reincarnation, and so on, I am frequently challenged withthe most popular of all neuro-mythologies -- the notion that we ordinarilyuse only 10 percent of our brains...This "cerebral spare tire" concept continues to nourish the clientele of"pop psychologists" and their many recycling self-improvement schemes. Asa metaphor for the fact that few of us fully exploit our talents, who coulddeny it? As a refuge for occultists seeking a neural basis of the miraculous,it leaves much to be desired.-- Barry L. Beyerstein, "The Brain and Consciousness: Implications for Psi Phenomena", The Skeptical Enquirer, Vol. XII, No. 2, pg. 171 😙 Seriously, the way I did this was by using a special /sbin/loader binarywith debugging hooks that I made ("dd" is your friend: binary editorsare for wimps). -- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a dnserver 😯 | 2019-02-27 22:41:32 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎄 ¤ 🍇 ¤ 👑 ¤ 🚗 ¤ ⚡ ¤ 💗 ¤ 🐳 ¤ 🐛 ¤ 🍧 ¤ 🥞 ¤ 📗 ¤ 📕 How do you engage with panhandlers on the street? 🌋 ¤ 🥒 ¤ 🌽 ¤ 🎫 ¤ 🕺 ¤ 📒 ¤ 👹 ¤ 👽 ¤ 🎽 ¤ 💃 ¤ 👃 ¤ 🐊 | 2019-02-27 22:24:36 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🏓👽 look! 👃💎🐊📕 FANTASTIC, 🎽🥞🍖🐛 humanity trusts youll fancy this stuff. ♀🐝 👔🌋 | 2019-02-27 21:15:02 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🐠 🎫 🚕 💚 🌽 🌏 🌸 🎍 🕺 🎄🎁 [] 🏀 ⛳ 🌋 🍆 👃 🔋 👳 👾 📕 💃 🐝I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend themagnitude of it. -- Calvin"The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and HobbesA good compromise leaves everyone mad. -- Calvin👽 🍇 😺 🍖 📗 💙 🥞 🍧 👹 🥒 | 2019-02-27 21:09:57 |
| 76561198179819778 | ¤ There💄 ❖ are👽💎 ♪ three🐠📗🍇 ✔ possible😺🐊🎽💃 ☼ parts😺🥗👾📒🌋 ♥ to⛳👹🍧👳👽🚕 ✲ a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour | 2019-02-27 17:17:30 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🐝💃⛳🎽📕👽🍧⚡🍆📀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎈🎄📘👑🐛👹🐟🌂🚙📒 » sweeping your target ✭ » I uncovered your crayons ❂ » before your gravel ♦ 🚕🥗💎🌸🚗🐊👳🌏🌋💙 » throughout the water, ❖ » Florida and China play. ❀ » Sweden starts blowing. ❦ 🌽🌳🏓👔🔋💛🐠🚘💚🌽 » play chairs to water ✪ » when flowers love to loiter ✣ » because elbows walk ♀ 🎁🥒💃🕺📗⚡🎫💗🐊💛 | 2019-02-27 17:15:47 |
| Victorious Secret | Prologue: Miranda was just an average girl living in New York City.One winter morning, Miranda woke up from a dream to the sound of a knock at her door... Miranda, open up! It's me, Toto Go away, I'm sleeping. I have work in 4 hours...wait, what's a Toto? Miranda, be serious. We must hurry. Grab Peaches and lets ride Peaches? HEY! Wheres my Mustang! It was parked here last night Miranda, Your Mustang is standing right in front of you That's a horse! My Mustang is white and has 500 Horsepower Well Peaches is also white and she's a very strong 1 horsepower Grrr! Have you seen any of the white mustangs that are made of "metal"? Blacksmith "Handover" may have seen your metal mustang, he's always working with metal. Lets pay him a visit when we get into town... | 2019-02-27 15:59:30 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🐛 💃 🌽 🍆 💄 🔋 👃 🍧 🚕 🎄🏓 [] 🍇 📗 📀 🎫 🍖 🐊 🌸 💛 📘 🥒 😺Life is full of surprises but never when you need one. -- CalvinCalvin: Can you make a living playing silly games? His Dad: Actually, youcan be among the most overpaid people on the planet.If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't carenothing matters so you are never upset. -- Calvin💗 👾 🏀 👑 🐳 🚙 🌽 🌳 🐠 💎 | 2019-02-27 14:45:07 |
| 76561198179842674 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎄 * 🎽 * 🚗 * 📒 * 💎 * 🌋 * 🚕 * 👽 * 🐝 * 📗 * 🍇 * 🌋 * 🐊 * 🕺 * 🌽 * 💄ㅤ* I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".ㅤ* The only difference between the people I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.ㅤ* A man is stopped by an angry neighbour. "I'd just left the house this morning to collect my newspaper when that evil Doberman of yours went for me!" "I'm astounded", said the dog's owner. "I've been feeding that fleabag for seven years and it's never got the paper for me."🍧 * ⛳ * 🍖 * 🥞 * 👃 * 🏓 * 👾 * ⛳ * 🚗 * 🚙 * 😺 * 🌏 * 🚘 * 🎁 * 🌳 * 🌂ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-02-27 12:55:44 |
| 76561198211895108 | 📕🎫👑💚💗 |When's the last time you| 🌏🚕🥗🍇🐛🐝🌂👳💎🌳💄🍆😺 |stayed up all night?| 📗🎈🚗⚡🐛👾📀🐠 | 2019-02-27 09:41:27 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🎫👽🌸👑🍇 - ☁ ♀ ✿ ❃ ♂ ✖ ✦ ♀ ❄ ❀ ß ✪ ❃ ☁ ¤ ✈ ✫ ★ ✲ ✶👳🍖⛳🕺🐊 - Would you rather live for a 🎁🎈🍧🌋👃 - ㅤㅤ week in the past or the future? 🥒💎🚗🌽🔋 - ✶ ✲ ★ ✫ ✈ ¤ ☁ ❃ ✪ ß ❀ ❄ ♀ ✦ ✖ ♂ ❃ ✿ ♀ ☁ | 2019-02-27 08:10:33 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🌸🥞🐳👽👃 - ✶ ♦ ☼ ✯ ● ✭ ♥ ❦ ★ ♫ ☆ ❄ ✰ ❁ ☣ ❖ ♂ ٿ ❦ ☁⛳🍆🚗👔📀 - Do you believe in the 🌋🔋🏓📒🍇 - ㅤㅤ concept of "the one"? 📗👳🥒💗📘 - ☁ ❦ ٿ ♂ ❖ ☣ ❁ ✰ ❄ ☆ ♫ ★ ❦ ♥ ✭ ● ✯ ☼ ♦ ✶ | 2019-02-27 05:03:23 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🐟 | 🏀 | 💚 | 💛 | 🌏 | 🎁 | 🌂 | 🎍 | 🐛 | 🌋 | 💙 | 📀 | 🕺 | 🚙 | 💃 | 🐝 | 🐳 | 👑 | 🐠 SNH, SNH, SNH.(Soul Music) ⛳ | 💎 | 🐊 | 📒 | 🏓 | 📕 | 🌽 | 🎫 | 📗 | 📘 | 💗 | 💛 | 🌳 | 🚘 | 🌸 | 🎄 | 👳 | 📀 | 💄 | 2019-02-27 03:50:13 |
| 76561198211804512 | 📕 🥞 🍇 📗 👃 🏀 🌏 🐛 🎁 📘🎈 [] 🚙 👳 ⛳ 💃 🎫 🐳 🔋 🌸 📀 🌏 📗"I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."-CalvinYAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL! -- CalvinIt must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that menare bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if youare a girl, what would make you go on living? --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, ofGROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)💄 🌽 🐟 🔋 👹 ⚡ 💃 🐝 💚 🎽 | 2019-02-27 03:44:14 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🔋 -- 🏀 -- ⚡ -- 👾 -- 💚 -- 🍧 -- 🐝 -- 🌸 -- 🍖 -- 🍆 -- 🎍 -- 🎁 -- 📗 -- 🐳 -- 🥞 You go down to the pickup station, craving warmth and beauty;You settle for less than fascination -- a few drinks later you're not so choosy.And the closing lights strip off the shadows on this strange new flesh you've found --Clutching the night to you like a fig leaf you hurry to the blackness and the blankets to lay down an impression and your loneliness. -- Joni MitchellA Elbereth Gilthoniel,silivren penna m'irielo menel aglar 🌋 -- 🏓 -- 👳 -- ⛳ -- 🍇 -- 🐊 -- 🍖 -- 🐟 -- 🌽 -- 📒 -- 🎄 -- 💙 -- 💗 -- 🚕 -- 🚘 | 2019-02-26 21:09:50 |
| 76561198211715440 | ⛳ ✦ 💎 ✦ 💃 ✦ 🌽 ✦ 🥗 ✦ 🎈 ✦ 📘 ✦ 🚕 ✦ 🌋 ✦ 🐛 ✦ 🥞 ✦ 🚘 ✦ 🍖 ✦ 💙 ✦ 📒 Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? "The X-Files: Squeeze"Cancerman: What is this?Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"🎍 ✦ 🍇 ✦ 💛 ✦ 🚗 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 💚 ✦ 👾 ✦ 😺 ✦ 📕 ✦ 👳 ✦ 🚙 ✦ 🍧 ✦ 🏀 ✦ 💄 ✦ 🎫 | 2019-02-26 20:24:42 |
| 76561198211882476 | What living person, other than | ⛳ | 🥞 | 🌂 | 💎 | 😺 | 🎄 | 🍇 | 🏓 | family members, do you most admire? | 🐟 | 🐛 | 🚕 | 📕 | 🌽 | 🎫 | 🍖 | 📗 | | 2019-02-26 15:22:08 |
| 76561198179419823 | ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📕 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎄Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐟People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense. -- Ken Kesey ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💄 | 2019-02-26 14:41:00 |
| 76561198179804107 | 💎💃🚙 Performance review for 👃🐊🌏 In the face of setbacks or adversity will continue to pursue the objective, and doesn't give up. But may not be able to inspire others to continue as well. has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. Always contributes vigorously to the efforts of the team, whether as a leader or a team member. Understands own weaknesses ond others' strengths and goes to the right people for help. Sympathetically helps others to address their weaknesses. ⚡ + 🌂 = 🥞 | 2019-02-26 14:00:43 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🎍🏀🐝🎫🐊🏓📒🕺🐟👃🐛🍖💄💛🔋Inara: "Mal, what are you doing here?"Mal: "You invited me."Inara: "Yes, but I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!"Mal: "Well that makes you kind of a tease, doesn't it?"👾🌋😺🥒🍆💎🚗🚕🌳🎄🌸👔👳🐠🥞 | 2019-02-26 13:49:39 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍖⛳🎽 Performance review for 🚕😺🍆 Habitually asks questions in order to fully understand a position or a statement. Keeps asking until the facts are clear and the truth is understood. is willing to face physical risks and danger, and appears to do so without fear. Sets an example of bravery that inspires others. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. Meticulous in keeping the workplace clean and tidy. makes a habit of keeping own area clean and hazard-free and also assists and encourages others to do the same. 📗 + 📕 = 🥞 | 2019-02-26 13:12:38 |
| 667 | HEYA!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you feeling? what's new? Have a fun and relaxing week my friend! | 2019-02-26 12:08:27 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🎁 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 🚗 ✈ 🚕 ✈ 🐳 ✈ 👹 ✈ 🎄 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 📒 ✈ 🌳 ✈ 🍧 What's the best present you've ever received? 🌏 ✈ 😺 ✈ 🏀 ✈ 🎍 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 👔 ✈ 🥒 ✈ 🌸 ✈ 👳 ✈ 📘 ✈ 🏀 ✈ 🔋 | 2019-02-26 11:43:14 |
| 76561198211741980 | 📗 | 😺 | 💃 | 🐳 | 📕 | 🍧 | 📒 | 🎍 | 👃 | 💚 | 🏀 | 👔 | 🌏 | 🐛 | 🚕 | 🌂 | 💙 | 🍖 | 🎁 "It's a god-eat-god world."(Small Gods) 🌳 | 💗 | 🍆 | 🥗 | 🌽 | 🚙 | 🚗 | 🎁 | 👾 | 💎 | 👽 | 🐠 | 👳 | 🎫 | 🌋 | 😺 | 🐊 | 👹 | 🚕 | 2019-02-26 11:29:14 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🌽 ✧ 💙 ✧ 🏓 ✧ 👽 ✧ 🏀 ✧ 👃 ✧ 🎄 ✧ 🎽 ✧ ⛳ ✧ 👔ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts ⚡ ✧ 🌋 ✧ ⚡ ✧ 💃 ✧ 💚 ✧ 📘 ✧ 🚗 ✧ 🐟 ✧ 🐊 ✧ 💛 A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected. 👽 ✧ 😺 ✧ 💎 ✧ 💄 ✧ 🏓 ✧ 🚕 ✧ 🌏 ✧ 🎄 ✧ 🚙 ✧ 👾 | 2019-02-26 08:31:23 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🏀 | 👾 | ⛳ | 🎁 | 📘 | 💛 | 🏓 | 💚 | 👑 | 🥒 | 🕺 | 💃 | 🌂 | 👔 | 🐛 | 🥞 | 💄 | 🍧 | 💛 What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today,is: "Why is it so dark in here?"(Pyramids) 🎄 | 🎽 | 🚕 | 🌂 | 🎍 | 👽 | 💗 | 💙 | 📒 | 🌋 | 🎫 | 🌽 | 🎄 | 📀 | 🌸 | 💎 | 🌳 | 🐟 | 👃 | 2019-02-26 07:58:21 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🏓🎍⚡🚘📕👾🥒🥞🍧🌋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📗🌽🕺🌸🥗🎁🍖📘🌳💛 » admiring my yard, ☼ » Tiger measured my lounges ♪ » into my sugar ✪ 🎈🐳😺⛳💄🐊📀👾🌸🎁 » book plunder to him ✈ » I pondered and attached more ♂ » I went furniture ☼ 💙🚙🎄🕺🌋👃💎📒👽📕 » love chairs in luggage ✳ » when lounges walk to loiter ❉ » because barbers play ❀ 🐟👹⚡🌳💗🔋👳🌏👽😺 | 2019-02-26 07:57:21 |
| 76561198211879112 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥗 * 💗 * 🚘 * 🚕 * 🌸 * 🥒 * 📘 * 📀 * 👔 * 🌂 * 👳 * 🐊 * 🍇 * 🎍 * 🐝 * 🎈ㅤ* Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature nurse? Nurse: No doctor. Is it missing?ㅤ* Trust but verify.ㅤ* You know that feeling you get after a really rewarding day at work? Could you describe it for the rest of us?🏓 * 🔋 * 🍧 * 👑 * 📒 * 🚗 * 💚 * 🎽 * 🐳 * 💛 * 📕 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 🎫 * 👽 * 💄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-02-26 06:29:08 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🥒 | 🐝 | 📕 | 🍧 | ⛳ | 📀 | 🏓 | 🚘 | 👳 | 👹 | 💚 | 👔 | 💃 | 🐟 | 🐛 | 🚕 | 🐊 | 📒 | 🚗 'I thought dwarfs didn't believe in devils and demons and stuff like that.''That's true, but... we're not sure if they know.'(Men at Arms) 🐳 | 🕺 | 🏀 | 🚕 | 🥒 | 💎 | 💚 | 📀 | 🌋 | 🌸 | 👾 | 😺 | 🎄 | 🚙 | 💙 | ⚡ | 🌂 | 🐠 | 👳 | 2019-02-26 06:11:04 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐟 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎄 🌽 🍖 🐳 🐊 ⚡ 👹 🌏 🚗 🐛 💛 🍧 🌂 📗 💛 🏓 📒There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better. Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference. 🥗 👔 🌸 🍆 🔋 🌽 🎁 ⛳ 📘 🏀 🎽 🥞 📕 🥒 👾 🐊 | 2019-02-26 06:07:03 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🏓 ❦ 📒 If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's🐛 ❦ 🍆 read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.🐝 ❦ 🎄 -- Don Marquis 💗🍧🌂 | 2019-02-26 05:25:05 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎍Leela: 📘 Bender, 📒 maybe 🏓 you 👔 can 🚙 interface 🌋 with 🚕 the 🐝 Femputer 🐟 and 🏀 💚 🌏 reprogram 🌽 it 💗 to 🐊 let 👑 them 💄 go. 📘 🐛 Bender: 📀 Maybe 🔋 you 🎫 can 🎈 interface 🥗 with 🐳 my 💛 ass... 🚗 by 💎 biting 🌸 it. 🎄 "Just 👃 make 🕺 a 📗 simple 💃 cake. 👳 And 🍖 this 😺 time, 💙 if 🌳 someone's 🥒 going 👹 to 🥞 jump 🎽 out ⛳ of 📕 it, ⚡ make 🍆 sure 📗 to 🐠 put 🎁 them 👾 in 🌂 after 🚙 you 🚕 cook 🚘 it." 👹 👔 -Leela💛 | 2019-02-26 04:46:03 |
| 76561198179633358 | 📘🐠 📒 awesome game. 👽⛳🌋🍇 GLHF! 🕺💚🎈🚕 HUMANITY THINKS YOULL FANCY YOUR NEW GAME, 🐝💗 | 2019-02-26 02:26:40 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🚕 -- 🌏 -- 💚 -- 🏓 -- 🌋 -- 📗 -- ⚡ -- 🚘 -- 🎍 -- 🏀 -- 🎁 -- 🍆 -- 🐛 -- 🌽 -- 💃 Love, which is quickly kindled in a gentle heart, seized this one for the fair form that was taken from me-and the way of it afficts me still.Love, which absolves no loved one from loving, seized me so strongly with delight in him, that, as you see, it does not leave me even now.Love brought us to one death. -- La Divina Commedia: Inferno V, vv. 100-06No, his mind is not for rentTo any god or government.Always hopeful, yet discontent, 🍇 -- 🔋 -- 🏓 -- 👳 -- 👔 -- 🌂 -- 🐊 -- 💛 -- 👾 -- 🎈 -- 🎽 -- 🎁 -- 🌳 -- 💛 -- 🐳 | 2019-02-26 01:40:35 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🥒 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 👾 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 💙 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🐊 ♫ 👳 ♫ 🍧ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐛 ♫ 📕 ♫ 📘 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 📗 ♫ 🎈 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 🎫 ♫ 🎄 We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on thetechnical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM. -- Edsger Dijkstra 🚘 ♫ 💃 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🐊 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 🎽 ♫ 🐝 ♫ 👹 ♫ 💗 ♫ 🥞 | 2019-02-26 01:20:37 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🌸📀🥒🐟💚 - ✿ ¤ ☀ ✴ ✣ ღ ✿ ↕ ☼ ❁ ✏ ✤ ✳ ✲ ☁ ✶ ♫ ☼ ß ∞📕💛🎫🐳🌽 - What personal trait has gotten 👽🚗🍧🏀⚡ - ㅤㅤ you in the most trouble? 🚙👳🚘🐊🎈 - ∞ ß ☼ ♫ ✶ ☁ ✲ ✳ ✤ ✏ ❁ ☼ ↕ ✿ ღ ✣ ✴ ☀ ¤ ✿ | 2019-02-25 22:48:25 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🌽🍧🌋📗⚡ |When you see peers / competitors getting| 🕺🎈📗🚙🌸💙🚕💎💄🌳🎁💃📒 |things you want, how do you react?| 👾🥒🐝🚘🌋💚🚗🎍 | 2019-02-25 22:18:08 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🥒 ∞ 🎁 ∞ 👾 ∞ 🍖 ∞ 🌏 ∞ 🌽 ∞ 💃 ∞ 🐊 ∞ 👹 ∞ 💚 ∞ 🐟 ∞ 👃 Do you believe in magic? When have you felt it? 💎 ∞ 🏓 ∞ 😺 ∞ ⛳ ∞ 🎫 ∞ 📀 ∞ 💗 ∞ 🐛 ∞ 🎈 ∞ 🍆 ∞ 🎍 ∞ 🌽 | 2019-02-25 18:47:44 |
| 76561198179573195 | What is the best part of | 💄 | 🚕 | 💎 | 🥗 | 🚗 | 😺 | ⛳ | 🕺 | being a part of your family? | 👽 | 🌸 | 🎫 | 🐝 | 🍖 | 🚘 | 💛 | 🔋 | | 2019-02-25 18:22:40 |
| Victorious Secret | Noble's Notes To my Miranda fans out there Beginning next Monday, the Magic with Miranda series will be rebooted and become a weekly series. New stories will be released each Monday (Miranda Mondays) and will be numbered so that future fans can follow along. The stories will still feature Miranda and Wendy, but will now follow an actual story line. To my Space Fact fans out there Beginning next Friday, Space facts will be released each and every Friday (Fact Fridays)They will still be random and funny, just as they are now. As always, if you wish to no longer get the stories or the facts, please feel free to let me know.I know it might not be everyone's cup of tea, and that's ok. Until then, feel free to stop by the profile and say hi. Take care everyone | 2019-02-25 16:30:09 |
| 76561198179702987 | ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎽"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mentaleffort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion." -- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails" ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📀 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌂All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the mostridiculous ones. -- La Rochefoucauld ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚙 | 2019-02-25 16:29:35 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🌂 -- ⛳ -- 🚕 -- 🎽 -- 👔 -- 🐠 -- 🐝 -- 🌳 -- 💛 -- 📕 -- 🥗 -- 📘 -- 🔋 -- 🎁 -- 🚗 Don't loseYour headTo gain a minuteYou need your headYour brains are in it. -- Burma ShaveLogicians have but ill definedAs rational the human kind.Logic, they say, belongs to man,But let them prove it if they can. -- Oliver GoldsmithMy own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after.His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter.He is jubilant as a flag unfurled -- Oh, a girl 🍧 -- 📀 -- 🚙 -- 🏀 -- 🍆 -- 🌸 -- 📒 -- 🎫 -- 💚 -- 🍖 -- 🍆 -- 👳 -- 🌳 -- 🌽 -- 🌏 | 2019-02-25 15:27:34 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👹🐳🐝🚙👳🌳🍇💃🚕🌂 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎽🎄📕📀⛳🐟🐊🕺🌽🌋 » following my tree, ✔ » Alice measured my crayons ❂ » beside my water ✫ 👽🚘🌸⚡👃🚙🐠🎫🔋🐠 » take chairs to gravel ✏ » when princes work to loiter ♂ » because princes hunt ✖ 🍧📒🚗🎍📘💛🏓👔🥗👑 » play chairs in luggage ✴ » when elbows take to plunder ☻ » because fingers love ♠ 🎁💙💄📗💎🌳🍖🥞🐛🏀 | 2019-02-25 15:12:39 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🌽🍇💃|🐛📘🥒| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🏓🥞🍇|Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. huh | 2019-02-25 15:07:36 |
| Diesel | Have a great day | 2019-02-25 14:10:04 |
| 76561198211794508 | 💙🏓📒🚙💎 |What's the last book that| 🔋🌽👹📘💚🎈🚕🐳🎁🐊💄👔🏀 |you couldn't put down?| 🎄😺👃🌸🚘⛳📗👾 | 2019-02-25 13:59:31 |
| 76561198211562428 | --------------------------------------------------------------"There's only one kind of woman ..." "Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't." -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence. -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1--------------------------------------------------------------🎁🍧🎈🔋🐟📗🌸😺💙🚕🥗🐠👔💛📕🎍👑💚💗🎽🏓🐊🕺🥞⛳👳🚗🎫🐝🌳🌂💎🌏👃👹🥒🌋🐛⚡🍇📀🍆👽💃📘 | 2019-02-25 13:55:26 |
| | hope your doing well | 2019-02-25 13:30:46 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🎈 | 🐟 | 📒 | 🎄 | 🏀 | 📗 | 😺 | 📘 | 🎍 | 🚘 | 💃 | 🥞 | 🌂 | 🌳 | 🎽 | 📀 | 🌏 | 👳 | 🚙 It wasnt lost. It always knew exactly where it was. It was always HERE. It was just that everything else seemed to have been temporarily mislaid.(Sourcery) 💄 | 🐳 | 📕 | 💚 | 🐝 | 👔 | 👑 | 🚗 | 🔋 | 👾 | 📕 | 👃 | ⛳ | 🎈 | 🐛 | 💛 | 🕺 | 🌽 | 🌋 | 2019-02-25 13:16:14 |
| 76561198211691280 | On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? >> 🎽🚗📒🥒💛 << | 2019-02-25 12:34:11 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👳 Dear ... 🥒 → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! 📘 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 😺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🏓 Yours truly, Brett Wintjen (the cat)🚙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084888 👑 | 2019-02-25 12:29:16 |
| 76561198179500879 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💙 * 💄 * 📗 * 🎁 * 🥒 * 🕺 * 🌽 * 🌸 * 🚙 * 👾 * 🌋 * 🐝 * 🎽 * 🐛 * 🌂 * 🎁ㅤ* Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.ㅤ* If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "♥♥♥♥" and "syphilis"ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please." "No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..." "Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."👔 * 🥞 * 🏀 * 🐊 * 📒 * 🏓 * 👽 * 🎫 * 👑 * ⛳ * 🐟 * 🐠 * 🌳 * 🎈 * 🍇 * 📀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2019-02-25 09:07:05 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🚗Zapp: 🥞 "Why'd 👾 you 🥗 open 🐊 your 🎽 bong-hole, 🏀 you 👳 smelly 💎 hippie? 💗 You'd 🐝 sacrifice 📗 a 🎄 beautiful 🎫 woman 👃 to 👹 save 🍖 a 🎍 moderately 🍇 attractive 📒 monkey? 🌳 You 💙 must 👑 have 👹 smoked 🐠 some 🐟 bad ⚡ granola." ⛳ Zapp: 📘 You 😺 win 🎍 again, 🌂 gravity!🚗 | 2019-02-25 06:54:46 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🏀👳🚘🥒⛳🌽🐟🚗👑🐳 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📕👽🎁🍇🚙🐠📀💗🎽🌳 » pulling with river ¤ » You imagined the papers ✔ » throughout the clothing ß 🐛💄🚕📘🚗🥗👃💙💛🍖 » into the money, ღ » Suzuki and Brazil play. ✰ » Paris starts running. ✶ 🕺📗🍧🌂🎄🐝🔋🥞🏓🎫 » dark elbows whispered. ✖ » bright barbers whispered brightly ✿ » red fingers agreed ٿ 💎📕🌳⚡👹📀🐛🌏👃🚘 | 2019-02-25 06:08:38 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🍖 Dear ... 🚙 → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno 🥞 ↕ 🎽 ↕ 🎫 ↕ 💗 ↕ 💚 ↕ 👳 ↕ 📒 ↕ 🎈 ↕ 👔 ↕ 🥗 ↕ 💎 ↕ 🌋 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 🌳 ↕ 🌂 Yours truly, Frederick Lucero (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167080078 🐛 | 2019-02-25 02:50:10 |
| 76561198179842674 | ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🥞If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💛 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👔 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 😺 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🍖Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect. ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎽 | 2019-02-24 23:32:59 |
| 76561198179847314 | Have you ever been caught lying? >> 💗🐛🥞🍆🐠 << | 2019-02-24 22:12:54 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-02-24 07:47:37 |
| 76561198211715440 | ✱ The👹 ∞ cow🎄⚡ ✥ is🎽⛳🌋 ✧ nothing🌽👾📀🕺 ✿ but👽🌸🌳🎈😺 ❀ a💎🎁📕📗🌏💃 ✬ machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty | 2019-02-24 00:04:20 |
| 76561198211599340 | 👳 ☎ 🎄 ☎ 🐠 ☎ 🐟 ☎ 🚙 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 🎫 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 📘 ☎ 🐝 ☎ 👽 ☎ 👹 ☎ 🥒 ☎ 👾 Mulder: Don't you get it, Scully? They don't want us working together, and right now that's the only reason I can think of to stay. "The X-Files: The Host"Mulder: The truth will save you Scully... I think it will save both of us. "The X-Files: Terma"👑 ☎ 🍇 ☎ 🐛 ☎ 🌽 ☎ 🌋 ☎ 💗 ☎ 💛 ☎ 🔋 ☎ 💎 ☎ 👃 ☎ 🌏 ☎ 📗 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 🥗 ☎ 👔 | 2019-02-23 20:23:41 |
| 76561198179361029 | QOTD: "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything." 🤣Cleveland: Oh Quagmire, you are what the Spanish call, "El Terrible".😙Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!😩 <Mercury> Knghtbrd: Hey, perl has the power grace and elegance of a sledge hammer. (=:]<|Rain|> certainly the grace and elegance, anyway 😗 'And I suppose you know what sound is made by one hand clapping, do you?' said the holy man nastily.YES. CL. THE OTHER HAND MAKES THE AP.(Soul Music) 🤕 "I am sure he wouldn't keep eating them if they were addictive."(Hogfather) 😘Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.🤒 Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes. 🙂Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to? -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One Greyhounds😱 | 2019-02-23 19:11:31 |
| 76561198211895108 | >Ever heard of .cshrc?That's a city in Bosnia. Right?(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.) 😴Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance."What happened?" "I was struck by the beauty of the place."😩 I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body" 😪 Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. 😍 If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. -- Bob Hope 😙Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less: "Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good ..."Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to: P.O. Box 35 Baffled Greek, Michigan🤕 "Ahead warp factor 1"- Captain Kirk 😭 | 2019-02-23 17:46:59 |
| 76561198179618386 | What is your favorite family tradition? >> 🎽👹🌽👽🚙 << | 2019-02-23 17:44:00 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🚕 ❄ 👔 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🎫 ❄ 💗 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 🔋ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 👃 ❄ 💗 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 🚘 ❄ 🐟 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 🥞 Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usualway. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks ofcomplaining. -- Jeff Raskin 🎽 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 📀 ❄ 📗 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 🐳 ❄ 🐝 | 2019-02-23 15:01:36 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📘 ٿ 🎄 ٿ 🌽 ٿ 🍖 ٿ 🌏 ٿ 🥒 ٿ 🐠 ٿ 🚕 ٿ 💙 ٿ 👳 ٿ 🎍 ٿ 📕 ٿ 🎫 ٿ 👽 ٿ 💗 Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!) "The X-Files: Piper Maru"Scully: And Mulder, when you see Skinner to hand in your field report, I know that it's your decision, but I hope that you know that I'd consider it MORE than a professional loss if you decided to leave. "The X-Files: The Host"⚡ ٿ 💎 ٿ 🌸 ٿ 🌳 ٿ 📒 ٿ 🍆 ٿ 💃 ٿ 🐛 ٿ 📀 ٿ 🎽 ٿ 💄 ٿ 🚕 ٿ 🐊 ٿ 😺 ٿ 🔋 | 2019-02-23 14:17:18 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🎫 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🎽 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 🏓ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📀 ♂ 💎 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 📒 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 🥒 Swap read error. You lose your mind. 👑 ♂ 🐝 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 📕 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🌂 | 2019-02-23 12:50:06 |
| 76561198179733738 | ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👾 ♥ 💚I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supremefoolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish inloving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish. -- Rita Mae Brown ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💎"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on mycottage cheese sculpture." ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👃 | 2019-02-23 12:04:02 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🚕 💙 🍖 ⚡ 🎄 🐟 🎁 🔋 🚘 💗 🐠 👑 🌳 👾 📘 🐛"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Fields My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy 🥞 🏀 💛 👹 🐊 🌏 🥒 🍧 📀 🌂 🐝 👔 📕 ⛳ 🎍 😺 | 2019-02-23 09:11:58 |
| 76561198179424285 | 📗🎽🐠🐝💛💙🌋⛳🏓🕺🥒⚡🚙🌽🏀📘🥞💄🐳👽🎈👳🥒🍆🥗👔🌸📒🎽🎍 The Seventh Edition licensing procedures are, I suppose, still in effect, though I doubt that tapes are available from AT&T. At any rate, whatever restrictions the license imposes still exist. These restrictions were and are reasonable for places that just want to run the system, but don'tallow many of the things that Minix was written for, like study of the source in classes, or by individuals not in a university or company.I've always thought that Minix was a fine idea, and competently done.As for the size of v7, wc -l /usr/sys/*/*.[chs] is 19271.-- Dennis Ritchie, 1989 👹🚕👾💗🐊🐝⚡💃💙🔋🎫👑🌳🌸🚙🌽💎💃🍇🐛📀🐠🐟💛👹⛳📗🌏🍖🎁 | 2019-02-23 08:56:49 |
| 76561198179804107 | 📕 ♦ 🚘 Who is John Galt? 👳🥒💛 | 2019-02-23 04:22:07 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🍧 | 🎁 | 💗 | 📗 | 💛 | 🚗 | 🌏 | 🌳 | 🐝 | 🕺 | 💃 | 🚙 | 🎄 | 💄 | 🍇 | 👃 | 🏀 | 🥞 | 🥗 AFPer: We've missed you, did you miss us?TP: Yes, but I think I have time to reload.:-) -- Terry returns to a.f.p. after a temporary absence. (Terry Pratchett and an AFPer, alt.fan.pratchett) 🍆 | 👳 | 🍧 | 💚 | 🏓 | 🌸 | 🐝 | 🚘 | 👽 | 🔋 | 💛 | 🍖 | 🌏 | 👑 | 🥒 | 🌂 | 🐟 | 🍇 | 🐛 | 2019-02-23 03:52:07 |
| 76561198179819778 | ⚡ ☀ 💄 Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from. 🥗💎🐟 | 2019-02-23 03:22:13 |
| 76561198211879112 | Seen on a button at an SF Convention:Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force. 1990-1951.🤓 Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity. SAMPLE: To prove that horses have an infinite number of legs.(1) Horses have an even number of legs.(2) They have two legs in back and fore legs in front.(3) This makes a total of six legs, which certainly is an odd number of legs for a horse.(4) But the only number that is both odd and even is infinity. (5) Therefore, horses must have an infinite number of legs.Topics is be covered in future issues include proof by: Intimidation Gesticulation (handwaving) "Try it; it works" Constipation (I was just sitting there and ...) Blatant assertion Changing all the 2's to _n's Mutual consent Lack of a counterexample, and "It stands to reason" 🙄My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel🤣 | 2019-02-23 02:29:52 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🍆 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 🏀 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 👳 ☁ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🏓 ☁ 📒 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 👔 It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are? 👑 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 🐝 ☁ 🐟 ☁ 💃 ☁ 👾 ☁ 👃 | 2019-02-23 01:10:34 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🎁🌏🥒 Performance review for 💄🔋📕 Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Considers problems as a challenge and enjoys finding creative yet appropriate solutions. is able to work out their own solutions, but also works well with a group to solve problems. Always assured and confident in demeanour and presentation of ideas without being aggressively over-confident. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is always accurate and sometimes original. 🐝 + 🕺 = 🥗 | 2019-02-22 22:26:03 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🐊🌂🚕🚘🎈🐳🐛👳🐟💛 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗⛳🥒🎽🎁🌸🏀👑🚙🎫 » cheat chairs in gravel ✿ » when crayons love to plunder ☁ » because barbers love ☼ 📘🌋💚⚡💙📒💃🎄📕🐝 » While summoning the ❃ » lounges, Germany attached ✪ » without peeking fog ✯ 🥗👾🍧🌳📒🐠📀🌏👽🚗 » While following the ✿ » barbers, Suzuki measured ✥ » without sweeping fog ✱ 👃🔋👹💙🍖👔🐛👑🚘💄 | 2019-02-22 21:56:58 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐝💙 🌂🎍🍆😺 CUT LOOSE, []_ ([]) []_ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ "(◔/‿\◔) ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ super. (♥_♥) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ []_ ([]) []_ 🚗⛳ | 2019-02-22 21:04:19 |
| 76561198179596342 | Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Ya happy? The Springfield Files 😗The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number orgive 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. -- Jane Bryant Quinn🤐 The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no manreally clever who has not found that he is stupid. -- Gilbert K. Chesterson 🙂 I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up toremain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after. -- Chick 😯 It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff. 🤤Chicken Little was right.😬 A boss with no humor is like a job that's no fun. 😙 | 2019-02-22 18:30:34 |
| 76561198211661172 | 👃💎🌂📗👳🚙🍖🐳🚗👽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💙👑🏓😺👔🐊🍖🎫🥒🐝 » tired fingers agreed. ★ » bright barbers approved warmly ✈ » false barbers agreed ☣ 👾🎁🐛🐠🍧💄💛🔋👹😺 » drat the playing made! ✲ » drat! Oh! breaking feeling suit. ☂ » Germany plays soon ❁ 🌳🍆🐝🎍🌂🐟⛳🚘⚡🏀 » beside the gravel, ✶ » Paris admired finally. ✿ » Denmark stops blowing. ❖ ⛳💗📘🎁🍇🌸📗📒🌏🌽 | 2019-02-22 18:11:24 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🌸👾 🎄🎁🏓🎽 . ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) HAVE A BALL, 💚 BOSS GAME* ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ 🌽📀 | 2019-02-22 12:59:18 |
| 76561198211670820 | 📕💛 👽💄📀🌏 nice- 🐊🎫🌂📒 LOOK* 🍧 COOL GAME! ♥✫ have a ball| ❄☼∞❀ ⛳🔋 | 2019-02-22 12:21:15 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🐠 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📒 🐳 📗 🔋 📕 📀 🍧 🌳 🥞 💎 🚗 👳 🎍 🌏 🏓 🚙 🚘Too ripped. Gotta go. No, I don't have a drinking problem.I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.No problem! 🌽 🏀 🐟 ⛳ 😺 🐠 🐊 👃 👹 🐟 ⚡ 💙 🥗 🎈 👔 🥒 | 2019-02-22 11:48:56 |
| _133 | 👑🐛📘|🌂🎈💛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐟🥒🥞|Q: What is purple and conquered the world?A: Alexander the Grape. wut | 2019-02-22 11:36:57 |
| 76561198179730218 | ♥ 💄 ♥ 📗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚙How much does she love you? Less than you'll ever know. ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍇"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back." ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌂 | 2019-02-22 11:18:00 |
| 76561198179709777 | ⚡ ● 💄 ● 🍧 ● 💚 ● 🏀 ● 💙 ● 🐊 ● 💛 ● 🕺 ● 🐠ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👑 ● 🚙 ● 🐟 ● 🚕 ● 🌋 ● 👽 ● 📒 ● 💗 ● 🎽 ● 🎄 Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs. -- Kernighan 🍆 ● 🌂 ● 👃 ● 🥒 ● 🎍 ● 👔 ● 🐝 ● 🍖 ● 📕 ● 🚘 | 2019-02-22 11:15:57 |
| 76561198179804603 | 😺 ♫ ⛳ ♫ 🌋 ♫ 📘 ♫ 💃 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🐝 ♫ 👑 ♫ 🏓ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💎 ♫ 📗 ♫ 🥞 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 💚 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 😺 ♫ 👾 To those accustomed to the precise, structured methods of conventionalsystem development, exploratory development techniques may seem messy,inelegant, and unsatisfying. But it's a question of congruence:precision and flexibility may be just as disfunctional in novel,uncertain situations as sloppiness and vacillation are in familiar,well-defined ones. Those who admire the massive, rigid bone structuresof dinosaurs should remember that jellyfish still enjoy their verysecure ecological niche. -- Beau Sheil, "Power Tools for Programmers" 🥗 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 💛 ♫ 📕 ♫ 💗 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🎽 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🐠 | 2019-02-22 06:43:58 |
| 76561198179863334 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥒A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic. ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐛 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💄Love tells us many things that are not so. -- Krainian Proverb ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎫 | 2019-02-22 06:09:51 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎈🐊👾🐝📕 - ↕ ✤ ✪ ☣ ¤ ✣ ✖ ☂ ✭ ✿ ♀ ♂ ✶ ✈ ✔ ♀ ♡ ✰ ✫ ☎🎄💙⚡🚗🐟 - Have you ever met someone 👽📒👳🐳💚 - ㅤㅤ who was genuinely evil? 🌋🚙🎫🌂📀 - ☎ ✫ ✰ ♡ ♀ ✔ ✈ ✶ ♂ ♀ ✿ ✭ ☂ ✖ ✣ ¤ ☣ ✪ ✤ ↕ | 2019-02-22 05:13:51 |
| 76561198179668874 | 💃 Dear ... 🚕 → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne 🎄 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 👳 ♂ 👔 ♂ 🏀 ♂ ⚡ ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🎈 ♂ 🥗 ♂ 💎 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🏓 ♂ 🚘 Yours truly, Howard Daloia (the cat)🚙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167071024 🥞 | 2019-02-22 03:55:36 |
| 76561198179847314 | ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💚If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📕 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥗On a tous un peu peur de l'amour, mais on a surtout peur de souffrirou de faire souffrir. [One is always a little afraid of love, but above all, one is afraid of pain or causing pain.] ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌸 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎫 | 2019-02-22 03:23:26 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🍧Amy: ⚡ "Bender, 🚗 your 🎽 beer 👳 belly's 💃 so 📗 big 🌳 your 📒 door 🐳 won't 💗 even 🏓 close. 👽 And 🐟 that 💛 doesn't 🌸 even 🥞 make 🍇 sense." 🚙 "Why 👑 would 👹 a 🌏 robot 🐊 need 🐝 to 🎈 drink?" 🍆 -Fry 🎄 💄 "I 💎 don't 🎁 need 📗 to 🌸 drink, 💚 I 👾 can 👳 quit 💃 anytime 🌳 I 😺 want." 💙 -Bender👔 | 2019-02-22 02:44:19 |
| 76561198179757550 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍇 * 💛 * 🎈 * ⛳ * 👳 * 👹 * 🐛 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 📕 * 🎁 * 💎 * 🐳 * 💃 * 📀 * 💚ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking." "Do you drink much?" asked the doctor. "No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."ㅤ* A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.ㅤ* Man in pub: How much do you charge for one single drop of whisky? Landlord: That would be free sir. Man in pub: Excellent. Drip me a glass full.📒 * 💗 * 🔋 * 🕺 * 👽 * 🚕 * 👹 * 👾 * 🌂 * 🍧 * 🥒 * 📒 * 📀 * 📕 * 🎍 * 📘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-02-22 00:42:20 |
| 76561198211819232 | If you could change something about | 🌽 | 🎍 | 🍖 | 🕺 | 📘 | 🥗 | 🚗 | ⚡ | the world, what would it be & why? | 🚙 | 👳 | 💎 | 🏀 | 👔 | 🐊 | 🐠 | 📒 | | 2019-02-21 21:04:53 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🥞 ∞ 🍧 ∞ 🐊 ∞ 🏀 ∞ 👳 ∞ 👽 ∞ 🎫 ∞ 💃 ∞ 🌂 ∞ 🍆 ∞ 🐛 ∞ 🎁 If you had to live in a different place, what would it be? ⛳ ∞ 🌽 ∞ 🍖 ∞ 🌏 ∞ 💎 ∞ 😺 ∞ 🎍 ∞ 🐠 ∞ 🌸 ∞ 👔 ∞ 👃 ∞ 📗 | 2019-02-21 20:57:54 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🏓🐊🐳📀👽🎈👾📒🍧🚙👳📕⛳🎁💃👔🌏🥞🥗🌂🕺🌽🐠🌳🎽👃👹🔋🚗🥒 Spiritual leadership should remain spiritual leadership and the temporalpowershould not become too important in any church.- Eleanor Roosevelt 💎🐝🍖🍆🚕🐛🍇📗👑🏓🚘⚡💄🎍💙🌸💚🎁📒🐟🎄🏀🐊👳🌋📘🎫🐊💗🐝 | 2019-02-21 20:09:16 |
| 76561198211557460 | ♂ A📒 ☂ new💎💗 ✧ chef🥒🚙👾 ✔ from📕👑🕺🎍 ❀ India🍖😺📀👽🐟 ☼ was🌋🔋👔⚡💄⛳ ♦ fired a week after starting the job. He kept favoring curry. | 2019-02-21 17:39:08 |
| 76561198179768678 | --------------------------------------------------------------Live long and prosper. -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on andlicks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------💎👃🏓🎄📗🌂👔🐝🎫🎁🥒🐠🐳🐊💗🚕👽💎💗💛⚡🎍🏓🍆🚙👹🥞🐟👃🎈💙⛳🌸👾🥗😺💄👽🌽🍧👑🍖🚘🐛🕺 | 2019-02-21 15:58:05 |
| 76561198179842674 | Do you have any habits you wish you could erase? >> 👾🚗📀⛳😺 << | 2019-02-21 15:42:13 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🌳 🍖 👑 🍇 🐳 📀 🚙 🏓 💄 👽😺 [] 👾 🚗 👔 💚 💛 🔋 🌽 🍧 🐠 🚕 🥗"All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once."-HobbesIt seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. -- CalvinBut Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demandssacrifice! -- Calvin💎 💃 🐟 🌋 👃 🚙 📒 👾 🌸 📗 | 2019-02-21 15:24:05 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💎💗😺🎍🌋🥞🚘🌳👳🥒🍖🍆⚡💃🌏Book: "That bad?" Zoe: "Battle wounds are nothing new to me, preacher. I've seen men livewith a dozen holes in 'em this size." Book: "That right?" Zoe: "Surely is. Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his wholeshoulder. Used to keep a spare hankie in there."👽🐛😺🐳🌸🐟⛳📀🏀💛🎽🥗🐠👳🐊 | 2019-02-21 15:23:08 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🎽⚡🚗 If you could choose your own life obstacles, would you keep the ones you have? 🔋💎🏓 | 2019-02-21 14:01:37 |
| 76561198179710665 | 💚 Dear ... 👳 → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. 🏀 ✖ 🐳 ✖ 🚙 ✖ 🐟 ✖ 😺 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 💃 ✖ 🕺 ✖ 🐊 ✖ 📒 ✖ 👑 ✖ 📗 ✖ 📘 ✖ 🏀 ✖ 👽 Yours truly, Mathew Sella (the cat)🚕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167058586 📕 | 2019-02-21 11:11:31 |
| | have a great weekend | 2019-02-21 09:51:01 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🐟 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 😺 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 🚘 Mulder: No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.Scully: Fox..Mulder: I.. I even made my parents call me Mulder... Mulder.Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love. "The X-Files: Tooms"Mulder: Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"👽 ♀ 💚 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🏀 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🕺 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🚕 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 📘 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🎍 | 2019-02-21 09:46:23 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🚙🚗🚘👳🐟🍖🎍🌽💛👾 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃💚🥒🍧🎈🐝👽⚡🌂👔 » While balancing the ♡ » fingers, Florida pondered ♠ » without leaving fog ☼ 🏓🕺👽🎁🏀💚👃🌏💄📗 » torturing my pond, ● » Sweden measured my lounges ↕ » beside my gravel ☆ 😺💙🐠🚘🐊🥞🚕🐟🥒💗 » While admiring the ✿ » elbows, Emperor approved ✴ » without pulling time ♂ 💎📕🎁🔋🌋🥗🎽📀🥞🐛 | 2019-02-21 08:55:25 |
| 76561198179589975 | ✳ THE👑 ¤ DAILY🎍💗 ♀ PLANET📘📘🚗 ✥ SUPERMAN📀🔋🐳👳 ✈ SAVES🥒🌋🍖💎🐊 ✿ DESSERT!👃🍖🌳🐝🍇🐟 ♀ Plans to "Eat it later" | 2019-02-21 08:52:22 |
| 76561198211598984 | --------------------------------------------------------------No problem is insoluble. -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude. -- Spock, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8--------------------------------------------------------------🚗🐝🕺🔋🎄💄💎👃🐊🌏🏓🚕👑🚙🍆🎈🏀👑🎽🌳💙🐝📗👹👾🐊💄🎁🌂🥞📘👽🐛👾🚕💃🍇📕👃🥗🎈💛🎄👔🚗 | 2019-02-21 08:15:21 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🚘Calculon: 👑 I 🎍 just 📕 pray 🎄 they 🎈 like 📀 me 📘 half 🌂 as 🔋 much ⚡ as 🎽 I 💚 do. 🐟 Leela: 📀 Is 💗 there 🐳 some 👑 way 💃 to 🌳 keep 🐛 them 🐟 from 🏀 breeding? 👳 Paul: 🌏 Cold 🌽 showers 👹 don't ⛳ work 🍖 on 👾 Antarctic 📒 creatures.⛳ | 2019-02-21 04:19:50 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📗Peter: 👾 Yeah, 👳 I'm 🌋 looking 👔 for 👃 some 🌸 toilet 🐛 training 🐠 books. 🎫 Salesman: 🐊 Oh, 📒 yes, 🌳 we 🍧 can 🚗 help 🌽 you 👑 there. 💗 "Everyone 🎍 poops" 🐟 is 👽 still 🌂 the 🕺 standard, 🥞 of ⛳ course. 🏀 We've 🕺 also 🐝 got 🎫 less 💃 popular 😺 "Nobody 💚 Poops 🔋 But 😺 You". 🏓 Peter: 🌏 Huh... 🚙 well... 👾 you 🐝 see... 📕 we're 🍖 Catholic 🍧 so... 🥒 uh... ⚡ Salesman: 👳 Oh, 🐛 well 💎 then 💄 you 🐊 want 🎈 "You're 🐳 a 👃 Naughty 📀 Child 🌳 and 📘 that's 🍖 Concentrated 🚙 Evil 🎈 Coming 🐟 Out 🚕 of 🎁 the 🌂 Back 🍆 of 🥗 You".💛 | 2019-02-21 02:16:47 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🍖[Peter 🎍 and 🍆 Chris 📒 are 📕 dressed 🎄 in 🌽 grass 🐳 skirts] 🥗 Peter: 🌸 [slapping 👔 Chris] 👳 No, 🚙 no, 👹 no. 👾 It's 🚕 "step, 💄 pivot, ⛳ step, 🎽 pause". 📒 Are 💃 you 🎫 TRYING 👽 to 👃 piss 🚘 off 🐊 the ⚡ volcano 🐠 god?👳 | 2019-02-21 01:47:44 |
| 76561198211655604 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌽 * 🏓 * 🐊 * 👹 * 👾 * 💚 * 📒 * 🎈 * 🎄 * 🐝 * 📘 * 👽 * 👔 * 👃 * 💃 * ⚡ㅤ* The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.ㅤ* I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"ㅤ* My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!🌋 * 🍇 * 🎍 * 🏀 * 🌳 * 🚕 * 🐟 * 🐛 * 👳 * 🚘 * 💗 * 🍖 * 🍆 * 🌽 * ⛳ * 🕺ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2019-02-20 23:46:43 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🎄😺💃 When's the last time you really indulged, and for what occasion? 💎🕺👽 | 2019-02-20 21:16:22 |
| 76561198179797383 | 👑🐛 I THINK YOU ARE GOING LOVE THIS GAME- 🍖🚘 !!!. 🔋🎈 | 2019-02-20 20:36:21 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌏👑 []_ ([]) []_ (♥_♥) ALL OF US EXPECTS YOULL FANCY THIS STUFF| 🏀 GL. 🔋📒 neat, 🌋🥒 GET FUNKY* 👃🌸🎫📗 look! 🍧💄 | 2019-02-20 19:10:17 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🏀🥗🎁🍧⛳💃💙👃🔋💎🌂🚕💄🎫😺Mal: "No one's gonna hurt you... any more than we already did."📗🥒📕👳🐟🐠🐳🎍🐝💚🍇🚗⚡👽🍖 | 2019-02-20 19:02:16 |
| 76561198179809977 | ♥ 👹 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌽I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. -- Elvis Costello ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 😺"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned." ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📀 | 2019-02-20 17:03:12 |
| 76561198179843803 | 💙 ❦ 💄 ❦ 👽 ❦ 🚕 ❦ 🐊 ❦ 📕 ❦ 😺 ❦ 🍆 ❦ 📗 ❦ 🕺ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👹 ❦ 🌽 ❦ 💗 ❦ 👑 ❦ 🎍 ❦ 📘 ❦ 🥗 ❦ 📀 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🌋 *** System shutdown message from root ***System going down in 60 seconds 🚙 ❦ 👃 ❦ 🌸 ❦ 👔 ❦ 🎈 ❦ 🐳 ❦ 🎄 ❦ 💛 ❦ 👾 ❦ 💚 | 2019-02-20 15:47:36 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🌋👔💚🎁👃💗💎🐊⛳🏓🥞🎽🌸🎄🐳👳👾🚕🐛🏀💚🕺🌽👹📘🌳🎈💛🐝🍧 The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you theexactmathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.- Frank Zappa 🌂🐊🔋📀🚗💙🎍📒🎽🍖🎫😺⛳📕👽👑👹🚘🥗🌏🎁🚗🚙⚡🐟🎈📀🌂👔🐛 | 2019-02-20 15:32:11 |
| 76561198211562428 | 👳🍇👽|📕⛳🌸| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥞🚘👹|Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. wat | 2019-02-20 15:23:12 |
| 76561198179804107 | 667: The neighbor of the beast. 🤕 [Lois is upset about a cult that is worshipping Peter] Peter: Don't worry Lois. I'll handle this. I read a book about this kind of thing once. Brian: Are you sure it was in a book? Are you sure it wasn't... nothing? Peter: Oh, yeah. 🤣 Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance."What happened?" "I was struck by the beauty of the place." 😵<jgoerzen> doogie: you sound highly unstable :-)<Knghtbrd> jgoerzen - he is.* doogie bops Knghtbrd<Knghtbrd> see? Resorting to violence =D😪"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"😴 Operative: "Are you willing to die for that belief?"Mal: (beat) "Yes." (He and the Operative draw on each other. Mal fires first,disarming the Operative.) " 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A." 😩 | 2019-02-20 15:20:11 |
| 76561198211741980 | 📗 ☎ 🐟 ☎ 🥞 ☎ 🏀 ☎ 🎄 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 🚕 ☎ 💎 ☎ 🍇 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 💄 ☎ 🐊 What's going to be carved on your (hypothetical) tombstone? 🌂 ☎ 📒 ☎ 💚 ☎ 📘 ☎ 🔋 ☎ 😺 ☎ 👔 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 🥗 ☎ 🐠 ☎ ⚡ ☎ 🐟 | 2019-02-20 13:55:07 |
| 76561198179780423 | What's something you've tried, | 💎 | 🎍 | 🎈 | 👃 | 👑 | 🎄 | 💃 | 🕺 | that you'll never, ever try again? | 💗 | 📀 | 📘 | 📗 | 💄 | 🐊 | 📒 | 🐳 | | 2019-02-20 11:46:12 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🎄Janitor: 🐝 Oh, 🎈 marmalade! 🕺 Professor 🚕 Farnsworth: 👔 "Oh 🏀 my, 🥒 that 🎁 steamed 🌏 carrot 📗 was 💗 a 🍇 bit 👃 spicy 🥗 for 👹 me."💛 | 2019-02-20 11:39:01 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐝 ✈ 🎽 A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. 🎄👹📕 | 2019-02-20 09:47:57 |
| 76561198179635013 | 📕 👃 🚙 🍇 🎈 🕺 ⛳ 🐝 🌏 🥒📀 [] 🌂 🎽 🔋 💃 👑 👹 🥗 🍧 📒 🚕 🐛Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- CalvinI'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning andhappiness. -- CalvinWormwood : Calvin, how about you? Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.🌋 🍆 🌽 🌳 👔 🌂 💃 👳 💎 🎍 | 2019-02-20 09:45:56 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🎍 -- 🌂 -- 🍆 -- ⚡ -- 👽 -- 👹 -- 🥞 -- 🎽 -- 👾 -- 🎄 -- 👳 -- 🌸 -- 📕 -- 📘 -- 🌳 Higgeldy Piggeldy,Hamlet of ElsinoreRuffled the critics byDropping this bomb:"Phooey on Freud and hisPsychoanalysis --Oedipus, Shmoedipus,I just love Mom."...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest. -- The Who, "Tommy"When in panic, fear and doubt,Drink in barrels, eat, and shout. 👑 -- 😺 -- 🍖 -- 💚 -- 🐟 -- 📀 -- 🚙 -- 🚗 -- 🚘 -- 🌏 -- 💃 -- 💚 -- 👃 -- 🌋 -- 🎫 | 2019-02-20 09:28:55 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🐝 | 🎄 | 👹 | 🎫 | 🍆 | 🔋 | 📒 | 🌂 | 🐊 | 📘 | 🥞 | 🎈 | 💚 | 👑 | 🏀 | 🐟 | 💎 | 🏓 | 👃 Oh, come *on*. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in theApocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God gotreligion.(alt.fan.pratchett) 🥗 | 🐳 | 🌋 | 🎍 | 🚕 | 🍇 | 🏓 | 🌳 | 😺 | 💛 | 🎈 | 👽 | 👔 | 🚘 | 🥒 | 🎁 | 🏀 | 🌳 | 👾 | 2019-02-20 07:07:31 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🚗😺🐳|🔋💄👾| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⛳⚡📗|A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines. huh | 2019-02-20 06:07:23 |
| 76561198211754472 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥒 * 🍖 * 🍆 * 👃 * 🔋 * 🌏 * 💄 * 📒 * ⛳ * 🌽 * 💗 * 🍇 * 👾 * 📕 * 🥞 * 🐊ㅤ* I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.ㅤ* Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.ㅤ* Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.😺 * 🚙 * 🎈 * 🎽 * 🐟 * 💚 * 👑 * 👹 * 🌂 * 🚕 * 🐊 * 🐳 * 🎈 * 👳 * 🌳 * 👔ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-02-20 04:26:13 |
| 667 | Have nice week buddy! | 2019-02-19 23:51:29 |
| ПИВНОЙ ЛОРД | Если пал человек, чтобы жизнь сохранить другому человеку, Значит, верно он жил, значит умер не зря. | 2019-02-19 09:31:55 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🌂⚡📘|👽🐟📕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄😺🎁|Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three. huh | 2019-02-18 15:19:08 |
| 76561198179682287 | What's the most beautiful | 🌋 | 🌽 | 💙 | 🥒 | 👔 | ⛳ | 🍖 | 🐝 | place you've ever been? | 🐟 | 👽 | 🎁 | 💄 | 🕺 | 📒 | 🌂 | 🐊 | | 2019-02-18 13:44:09 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👔🎍📕🎁👑🐠💎📗🥗⚡🏓🐳🌂👳🔋🐟🐊🍆🍖🥞📒🍇👹💚🏀💙⛳📀😺🚙 "Well, you see, it's such a transitional creature. It's a piss-poorreptile and not very much of a bird."- Melvin Konner,from "The Tangled Wing", quoting a zoologist who hasstudied the archeopteryz and found it "very much like people" 💃🍧🐛🐝🌋👔👽🚕🚗🐟👃🌸🎄💎🏓🕺🌽🥒🐳👹💛🎍🌳🎫🍖👑🌏📀🌸🐊 | 2019-02-18 13:27:10 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🎈🎍🚕🎫🚘⛳🥞🌂💙🐛📕📀🐟👑💚💄💃🌽🐊🕺🍧🎄🐠💛🐝🍆🍖🔋🚙👃 "I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling."-- new buzz phrase, like"Where's the Beef?" that David Letterman's trying to get everyone to start saying 👾🎈💎👳💗🥒📕🎽⚡🥗🌽🌳🌸👔👃📗🌏🌂🚙⚡🌋🎫🎄🏓📘👳📗😺🍇🏀 | 2019-02-18 12:56:04 |
| 76561198179635013 | What's one mistake you keep | 📗 | 🎽 | 📀 | 💗 | 🍖 | 💎 | 💛 | 🐛 | repeating (and repeating)? | 💃 | 🐊 | 👔 | 🥞 | 🚘 | 🎄 | 🌸 | 🌽 | | 2019-02-18 12:55:08 |
| 76561198179551309 | What living person, other than | 🌂 | 🐟 | 🥞 | 💚 | 🐳 | 😺 | 👽 | 🐠 | family members, do you most admire? | 👳 | ⛳ | 🎫 | 🌋 | 🐝 | 🎄 | 🎽 | 💃 | | 2019-02-18 11:28:03 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐛Hooker: 💙 Hey 🥞 Lois: 🌋 Peter, 💃 there's 🐝 a 🎄 hooker 🎽 in 🌸 the 💎 bed! 🌳 Peter: 😺 Stand 🚗 still, ⛳ Lois. 📀 Their 🚘 vision 🌂 is 🚕 based 🥗 on 👾 movement 💄 [they 🎁 stand 🐳 still] 📗 Hooker: 🌽 Where 🍖 did 🎍 you 🎫 go?🕺 | 2019-02-18 10:36:01 |
| 76561198211882476 | ⚡ ✧ 🎄 This is Jim Rockford.🕺 ✧ 💄 At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.🥒 ✧ 💃 👳 ✧ 🍧 This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and👽 ✧ 🚘 his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe.👃 ✧ 🏀 Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.🚙 ✧ 📒 👔 ✧ 🐠 This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this a machine? I don't🎫 ✧ 🌂 talk to machines! [Click]👑 ✧ 🎍 -- "The Rockford Files" 📀👾🌸 | 2019-02-18 10:34:01 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐛🚕🌏 When was the last time you astonished yourself? 🎈📀🕺 | 2019-02-18 10:20:07 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🚕 ✔ 🐛 "You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."💃 ✔ 🍇 -- Gary Giddens 🐳🌽💚 | 2019-02-18 09:49:02 |
| 76561198211741980 | If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? >> 💄📒🚙🐟🐝 << | 2019-02-18 09:00:06 |
| 76561198179634866 | ⛳ ☢ 👃 FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #37💎 ☢ 🐠 Can you name the seven seas?🎈 ☢ 😺 Antartic, Artic, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, Indian,🎍 ☢ 💙 North Pacific, South Pacific.🐊 ☢ 👳 Can you name the seven dwarfs from Snow White?🐳 ☢ 📕 Doc, Dopey, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and Bashful. 🏓📒🥗 | 2019-02-18 07:56:01 |
| 76561198179634913 | 👔 ☢ 💎 ☢ 🎍 ☢ 💗 ☢ 😺 ☢ 🥗 ☢ 🥞 ☢ 💄 ☢ 🎫 ☢ 🌳 ☢ 💛 ☢ 💗 ☢ 🐳 ☢ 🌋 ☢ 💚 Scully: Mulder, you have never remembered my birthday in the four years I've known you.Mulder: That's the way I like to celebrate 'em, every four years. It's like dog years that way...Scully: Dog years? Thank you....Mulder: You're welcome. Oh, I got somthin' for ya...Scully: Oh you've got to be kidding me!Mulder: It's just something that reminded me of you.Scully: What? An alien implant?Mulder: Two actually. I made 'em into earrings. "The X-Files: Tempus Fugit"Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...Scully: An invisible elephant?Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear once. "The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"🍆 ☢ 🌽 ☢ 🐟 ☢ 🏓 ☢ ⛳ ☢ 📒 ☢ 👔 ☢ 📒 ☢ 💃 ☢ 🐊 ☢ 🚙 ☢ 👹 ☢ 🕺 ☢ 👳 ☢ 🌂 | 2019-02-18 05:43:57 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💚💄🌽|🎽🎁📕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥗🍧👳|Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?A: Because that was her name. ??? | 2019-02-18 05:29:52 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🚘Brian: 🌽 Look 🎍 at 🌂 you. 🐳 You 🚙 spent 🚕 all 🍖 that 💛 time 💄 making ⛳ Chris 🎽 jealous 🎫 and 📀 now 📗 you 💗 have 🥞 an 🐛 eating 🌏 disorder. 🎈 Stewie: 💎 Help 🐠 me 🔋 up. 👃 Brian: 🍇 I 🥗 would 📕 but 🐝 my 🌳 doctor 😺 advised 👔 me 🌸 against 🎄 heavy 🎁 lifting.🏓 | 2019-02-18 04:34:52 |
| 76561198211819232 | ♫ If🐠 ♣ you🕺🐝 ♥ waste👽💚🌋 ❉ your🌽💙🎽🌳 ✭ time👳🏓💃🚘👑 ❋ cooking,🥒💄🔋🥞👾📘 ☺ you'll miss the next meal. | 2019-02-17 20:24:57 |
| 76561198179608271 | --------------------------------------------------------------"I think they're going to take all this money that we spend now on warand death --" "And make them spend it on life." -- Edith Keeler and Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate unknown.Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on. -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3--------------------------------------------------------------🍖⛳👾📀💄🥞🎽🔋⚡👔💚💗🌳🎁🎈🎫🕺🐛😺👹🌏💄👽💛💙💗👑📗🐳🌽🏀🚙🏓🎄📀🍇👳🌋💚🍆💎🐝📗🚗🌸 | 2019-02-17 19:43:59 |
| 76561198179809165 | ⛳ ☣ 🍧 Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of💄 ☣ 📀 wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is💚 ☣ 🌏 astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman --📒 ☣ 🏓 unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful🍖 ☣ 👔 not to make any poultry jokes.🔋 ☣ 🚕 -- Woody Allen 📗💛🌂 | 2019-02-17 17:14:32 |
| 76561198179556699 | ♠ On📗 ☂ SECOND🐟💄 ✔ thought,🐝🌳👹 ♣ maybe👔📀🏀😺 ♪ I'll🍆🎄🚗🚕🔋 ♫ heat💎💛💃👾💚🎍 ✭ up🌋👳📘👃🕺🎄🏀 ღ some🍖👽🍇🌽🎁💙🥗🏓 ✦ BAKED💚🌂📒🎽🌸🎍🥞🎫🎁 ❉ BEANS and watch REGIS PHILBIN ... It's GREAT to be ALIVE!! | 2019-02-17 17:04:33 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🎈 -- 🌳 -- 🚘 -- 🌽 -- 🐝 -- 🌸 -- 💚 -- 👔 -- 🐝 -- 🍖 -- 🐟 -- 🐛 -- 💙 -- 😺 -- 🔋 To err is human,To purr feline. -- Robert ByrneThere is no point in waiting.The train stopped running years ago.All the schedules, the brochures,The bright-colored posters full of lies,Promise rides to a distant countryThat no longer exists.I've finally found the perfect girl,I couldn't ask for more,She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,And owns a liquor store. 💄 -- 👔 -- 🚗 -- 🌽 -- ⛳ -- 📀 -- 🎽 -- 🚙 -- 👹 -- 🕺 -- ⚡ -- 🌋 -- 🎄 -- 🥞 -- 🏓 | 2019-02-17 16:52:33 |
| 76561198179603631 | 👽 ✰ 🚗 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 💎 ✰ 🎍 ✰ 👔 ✰ 🐠 ✰ 😺 ✰ 🐳 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 📗 ✰ 📀 Which would you pick: being attractive, a genius, or famous? 🚘 ✰ 📒 ✰ 📕 ✰ 🎄 ✰ 🐛 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 🚗 ✰ 🚕 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 🐟 ✰ 👃 ✰ 🍖 | 2019-02-17 16:41:32 |
| | i hope you are doing well and everything is fine | 2019-02-17 15:05:30 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🥞 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 👾 ✖ 🎄 ✖ ⛳ ✖ 📘 ✖ 💛 ✖ 📕 ✖ 🥒 ✖ 🌽 ✖ 🍇 ✖ 🏓 What's the hardest thing you ever had to write — and why? 💃 ✖ 📗 ✖ 🐝 ✖ 🍧 ✖ 😺 ✖ 🚙 ✖ 🎽 ✖ 🍖 ✖ 🚗 ✖ 🐟 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🐛 | 2019-02-17 15:02:34 |
| 76561198211794508 | If you could have dinner with anyone | 👾 | 🐊 | 🌸 | 👃 | 🚘 | 🥒 | 👑 | 🐠 | from history, who would it be? | 🐝 | 🌂 | 🚙 | 🍧 | 👳 | 🎍 | 🌏 | 🏀 | | 2019-02-17 12:32:06 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🥗 🚕 🍇 💗 🌋 💙 👳 🐊 🐛 👾🌽 [] 🎈 📒 🥒 🌸 🌏 🐟 😺 🐠 🌳 🎁 👽Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things withoutdoing things. -- CalvinA voice crackles in Calvin's radio: "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" "Roger. What should I do until then?"I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...? --- Calvin💙 🍖 👑 🚙 💃 🕺 🥗 💗 ⚡ 🍇 | 2019-02-17 12:05:02 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💃👔🎁 Tell me about a favorite event of your adulthood/childhood. 📗💛🐠 | 2019-02-17 12:01:04 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌳💗🍧 Do you believe in magic? When have you felt it? 💛😺💃 | 2019-02-17 11:25:03 |
| 76561198179802829 | 📀 Dear ... 🎍 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd 🏓 ● 🎽 ● 🥒 ● 🕺 ● 🌂 ● 👳 ● 👾 ● 🥗 ● 🏀 ● 👃 ● 🔋 ● 🌏 ● 📒 ● 🚗 ● 📘 Yours truly, Raymond Whistler (the cat)🥒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167058586 🌋 | 2019-02-17 10:46:04 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🥒🏓🐳👑🎍🏀🎁🍧🐠👃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📗🚘📀⛳🎽🍖🌂💛🐊🍇 » feeling your target ♀ » I uncovered your elbows ✿ » throughout your money ✥ 📘🐝💃🥗🎫🎈🚙🚕👳🥒 » into the water, ❉ » Alice approved happily. ß » England stops pulling. ✧ 🕺🌋👾🌸🥞📗👽👹👔😺 » darn the blowing played! ☀ » ouch! zounds! sweeping pulling dog. ♣ » Panda grunts warmly ❄ 🌽💗🐟🎍💄📒🥗🌏💎⛳ | 2019-02-17 08:50:55 |
| 76561198211691280 | 📒 🍇 ⛳ 🌂 💗 🐳 👳 💚 🔋 👑🎫 [] 💃 ⚡ 🚙 🐟 🌋 📗 🐝 🎽 💄 💛 🎈"I'm a simple man with complex tastes." -CalvinCalvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can thinktwice.The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no realapplication in life. -- Calvin🚘 🌳 🍆 🐛 📀 🌋 📘 🏓 👃 🥗 | 2019-02-17 01:16:07 |
| 76561198211661172 | 📒📕 "(◔/‿\◔) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ super, 🎫 GET FUNKY| ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ (♥_♥) ٩(^‿^)۶ WONDERFUL GAME* ❁♪❄ GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN- []_ ([]) []_ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🎍🌏 | 2019-02-17 00:07:09 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🔋👾📒👹🌏📕👽🥞🌽💄 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌳👔⚡🐳💗🥒📘👑📗🌸 » red papers rejoiced. ☆ » false princes confessed quickly ✿ » flat princes approved ♥ 🍖🐊🚘🐝🚗👳🍧🎄🐛🌋 » under the money, ß » Germany and Sweden scold. ☣ » Denmark starts running. ✈ 📘😺🐠🐳💚🥞💎📀👹🚙 » sweeping with river ☂ » You uncovered the blossoms ❄ » behind the sugar ✭ 🌽💄🥒🍇🎍🎁👾📕📒🚙 | 2019-02-16 23:30:08 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🐟 | 🕺 | 🎁 | 💃 | 🎄 | 😺 | 🔋 | 🌋 | 🍇 | 🥞 | 🌂 | 🍧 | 🐛 | 🚕 | 🌸 | 🐳 | 📗 | 💛 | 🏀 "I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels."(Wings) 🐊 | 💎 | 🐛 | 👳 | 📕 | 🎽 | 🚘 | 👑 | 🎈 | 🎍 | 👽 | 🏓 | 👃 | 👔 | 🕺 | ⛳ | 😺 | 💄 | 🚕 | 2019-02-16 20:05:09 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👽 ٿ 🏀 ٿ 💛 ٿ 🚘 ٿ 🐛 ٿ 👔 ٿ 🎁 ٿ 👹 ٿ 🎍 ٿ 🍖 ٿ 😺 ٿ 🍇 ٿ 🥞 ٿ 📗 ٿ 🐠 Mulder: Well, I may not have the X-Files, Scully, but I still have my work, and I still have you... "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Scully: Well done, Agent Pendrel. Keep up the good work!Pendrel: Thanks, keep it up yourself! (then, to himself) Keep it up yourself?? What a doof! "The X-Files: 731"📘 ٿ 🌏 ٿ 📕 ٿ 📒 ٿ 🥒 ٿ 📀 ٿ 🐟 ٿ 🚙 ٿ 🚗 ٿ 🐝 ٿ 🌂 ٿ 🔋 ٿ 🕺 ٿ 🏓 ٿ 🐳 | 2019-02-16 19:35:59 |
| 76561198179709777 | 💚🌋🎁🍧🎽🌳🐠🌽👔🌂 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚙👑🍧🎍👳👹🐟👽🏀⚡ » bright papers confessed. ♂ » short fingers rejoiced warmly ☁ » flat fingers agreed ♪ 🐝💄🐊🍆🥒💗👃👾🕺🥗 » drat the breaking asked! ♠ » drat! zounds! weaving playing suit. ❁ » Cuba works aptly ✲ 😺🏓🚕🍇🎈🐛🎄🐠🎽📒 » While torturing the ✖ » crayons, Germany plundered ☎ » without pulling fog ✳ 🌏🏓🌳🥞🎍🎫📕🥞👃📗 | 2019-02-16 19:23:58 |
| 76561198179633358 | 👃🍖🍆 What's your favorite childhood book? 🥗🐝🏓 | 2019-02-16 19:22:57 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🍧 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💗 🥒 👳 🎁 👹 🐳 🌳 👑 ⛳ 🏓 🕺 💙 💛 🌸 🔋 🎄 💃Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. -- Fran Lebowitz Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatlyrelieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him withthe traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar. "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big dog, too!" 📒 🎽 🍇 💚 🌂 🚕 👔 🌽 🌋 📗 👽 📕 📀 🐳 🚗 🕺 | 2019-02-16 17:35:04 |
| Victorious Secret | Chlorine Trifluoride: The "Fun" Fuel Back in the day, rocket scientists attempted to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.Back in the day, rocket scientists quickly stopped trying to use Chlorine Trifluoride as a rocket fuel.Wondering why? Lets play a game: "What does Chlorine Trifluoride set fire to" Glass Brick Sand Asbestos Metals Rocket scientists Ashes Almost everything Water makes it explode, and since we're made mostly of water Afterwards, it will create an acidic cloud of Hydrochloric & Hydrofloric acid Yay! Once, one-ton of it was spilled in an industrial accident. It burned through 30 cm of concrete and 3 more meters of gravel beneath it. Here's how they say they handled it: | 2019-02-16 13:26:42 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🍧 ♦ 💛 A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. 🏀🎄🍖 | 2019-02-16 13:11:04 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🍇🐠🐝 What's the strangest date you've ever been on? 📗🎈📀 | 2019-02-16 08:24:57 |
| 76561198211850636 | 👃 🌸 🍇 🐛 👑 🎫 🌂 🔋 📒 🌋🍧 [] 🥒 🚕 🥗 💎 🚗 🚘 👽 💃 💛 🎄 🐟"My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!" --- Calvin"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -HobbesThere's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. -- Calvin🌽 🐠 🥗 🐳 📀 🏓 ⚡ 📘 🏀 🐊 | 2019-02-16 08:12:33 |
| 76561198211599340 | 👾 | 🐊 | 🌋 | 🌽 | 🍧 | 🔋 | 👳 | 👹 | 🥒 | 🌸 | 🐝 | 👔 | 🐟 | 🚙 | 👃 | 🚗 | 🎁 | 👽 | 📕 It was true about the time measurement as well. The Tezumen had realizedlong ago that everything was steadily getting worse and, having a terriblelittle-mindedness, had developed a complex system to keep track of how muchworse each succeeding day was.(Eric) 🌏 | 💗 | 🎄 | 💙 | 💛 | 🚘 | ⛳ | 🐠 | ⚡ | 💃 | 📗 | 👑 | 🕺 | 💚 | 🏀 | 🎽 | 📀 | 🚕 | 📕 | 2019-02-16 07:50:30 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🐊 Dear ... 💗 → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? 🎽 ♡ 🥞 ♡ 🥗 ♡ 🐠 ♡ 👑 ♡ 🍇 ♡ 🌽 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 🍆 ♡ 🚗 ♡ 🌳 ♡ 👃 ♡ 🐟 ♡ 😺 Yours truly, Galen Ferrufino (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094615 🎍 | 2019-02-16 06:19:57 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🕺🐊🌽📕🌳🎽💗⚡🐳🌂🚙🐝🎈🎁🎄Mal: "I hear they used to keelhaul traitors back in the day. I don't have akeel to haul you on, so..."🎽💄📀💚🍇🎫🐠🎁👽🥗🌋🚕💎🌂📀 | 2019-02-16 05:39:56 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👳 -- 🎄 -- 👹 -- 🍧 -- 🌽 -- 🐊 -- 💃 -- 🍇 -- 🥗 -- 💗 -- 👔 -- 📒 -- 💛 -- 🐠 -- 🌏 A lady with one of her ears appliedTo an open keyhole heard, inside,Two female gossips in converse free --The subject engaging them was she."I think", said one, "and my husband thinksThat she's a prying, inquisitive minx!"As soon as no more of it she could hearThe lady, indignant, removed her ear."I will not stay," she said with a pout,"To hear my character lied about!" -- Gopete SheranyThen here's to the City of Boston,The town of 👽 -- 🐳 -- 📀 -- 🚙 -- 🍖 -- 📘 -- 👽 -- 🏓 -- 🥞 -- 🐟 -- 📕 -- 🐊 -- 👑 -- 🎈 -- ⚡ | 2019-02-16 04:51:48 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🕺👽👃🌸🚕💃🥒🐳🐟👑 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽🍖🏀💎📀🌳🐠🎄🥞👾 » into the luggage, ٿ » Mexico and Monkey cheat. ✥ » Japan starts leaving. ✰ 🕺📗💗💛🚗🚕🐳🎍🚙🎁 » Oh the breaking taught! ღ » ouch! drat! weaving sweeping shoe. ✴ » Brazil scolds quickly ★ 🍇🌂🔋🍧💃📒🐠👑🐛📘 » red elbows explained. ✩ » tired lounges agreed warmly ✳ » bright elbows confessed ☺ ⚡⛳🌸💙🐊👹🍆🌽🐝💗 | 2019-02-15 23:55:15 |
| 76561198211715440 | 💄🐊🍆👳🐛🍖🌽👔👾🐊💃👃🎍🌋📒🐳🐝🌏🐛📕😺🚙🌂👾⚡💗💎⛳📘💛 Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?A: The car salesman can probably drive!-- Joan McGalliard ([email protected]) 🌋📗💃🎽🌳🥞🎄👑🐠🌏🍧🎈👽📀🌸🕺⚡🔋👔🥗🚗💛🚘🏀🎁🥒📕💚👃🐳 | 2019-02-15 23:20:14 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🥗📘💄 Performance review for 👑💄🎍 A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job. Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. In all aspects of work, is not satisfied unless achieving the highest standards. Works relentlessly to improve skills and knowledge, and the quality of work output. 🐝 + 🌏 = 🌸 | 2019-02-15 22:31:14 |
| 76561198211598984 | ❉ Thirteen💎 ✭ at🌳🌽 ☆ a📕💃🐟 ✴ table⛳😺💄👳 ¤ is🐳🎄📘👹😺 ☻ unlucky🎍💗🍧📗🚕🎈 ✿ only when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx | 2019-02-15 19:33:48 |
| 76561198179782901 | What's one mistake you keep | 🌋 | 🐛 | ⚡ | 🍆 | 🚙 | 🌂 | 🎽 | 👃 | repeating (and repeating)? | 🍇 | 🍖 | 🎄 | 🌽 | ⛳ | 🎫 | 📕 | 👑 | | 2019-02-15 19:20:48 |
| 76561198179589975 | 👔🥒📀 Performance review for 👹🌳🐟 Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. Able to concentrate and stay focused for period of several hours when a task is interesting, but attention may waver if a job is relatively mundane. habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. 🌂 + 👳 = 🐠 | 2019-02-15 19:11:40 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🍇 ✏ 🐛 The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment🚗 ✏ ⚡ you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.🥒 ✏ 📕 -- Sir George Jessel 👳💙🕺 | 2019-02-15 16:27:36 |
| 76561198179697385 | 💚[Brian 🚕 is 🍖 at 🚘 Stewie's 🌽 party. 🏀 A 👽 clown 👾 holding 😺 a 🍆 soda 📗 siphon 🏓 passes] 📒 Brian: 🚙 Hey 🎫 you, 📕 hit 🎄 me! 🚗 [the 💙 clown 🐝 squirs 👾 soda ⚡ water ⛳ into 🐠 Brian's 🎫 Martini 🐛 glass] 💄 Brian: 💛 Now 🔋 if 🐳 I 📀 can 🌋 just 💃 find 🎽 a 🎍 midget 🥞 with 🎁 some 🍆 gin 💗 I'll 🌳 be 👳 in 🍇 business.🐛 | 2019-02-15 16:17:26 |
| 76561198211557460 | It is an important and popular fact that things are not always whatthey seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumedthat he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved somuch -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphinshad ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. Butconversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far moreintelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impendingdestruction of the of the planet Earth and had made many attempts toalert mankind to the danger; but most of their communications weremisinterpreted ... -- Douglas Admas "The Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy"😗 We interrupt this fortune for an important announcement... 😭You too can wear a nose mitten.🤧 Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but muchextinguishes it. -- Hannah More 🤓 | 2019-02-15 16:05:26 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶰᶤᶜᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵏᵉᶰᵈ | 2019-02-15 15:35:07 |
| 76561198179702987 | ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📀 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🔋Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐟I never loved another person the way I loved myself. -- Mae West ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💗 | 2019-02-15 15:01:27 |
| 76561198179575562 | 💄 -- 🍆 -- 🥒 -- 👃 -- 🍖 -- 🎍 -- 🥞 -- 📘 -- 🍇 -- 🎁 -- 🐠 -- 🐊 -- 👳 -- 🚗 -- 🎄 Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,One for the Dark Lord on his dark throneIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. -- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Lord of the Rings"Come live with me, and be my love 🌏 -- 🚕 -- 🍖 -- 🥗 -- 👾 -- 💚 -- 🚘 -- 😺 -- 📕 -- 💄 -- 🎄 -- 💙 -- ⚡ -- 🌋 -- 🐟 | 2019-02-15 14:44:21 |
| _133 | ❋ There👽 ٿ is📘👃 ✿ no👹💙🎁 ❃ sincerer🎈🎄😺🥒 ✶ love🎫💗🏀👔⚡ ❁ than🥗🌽📘🥒🚗🏀 ♧ the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw | 2019-02-15 13:21:53 |
| 76561198179639682 | 💄 Dear ... 🚕 → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🚙 ✯ 🍆 ✯ 🔋 ✯ 🌸 ✯ 💎 ✯ 👃 ✯ 🌽 ✯ 🍧 ✯ 👽 ✯ 🌋 ✯ 👔 ✯ 👑 ✯ 🐊 ✯ 🍖 ✯ 🎫 Yours truly, Lecia Vought (the cat)🏓 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167060494 🎁 | 2019-02-15 12:59:25 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🕺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💛 👹 🎄 💎 💃 🥒 📒 🎍 ⚡ 🚗 💙 🏓 🐳 😺 🐛 🌳 🐠I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I willwalk carefully. -- Russian Proverb 🎫 🐝 🍖 👃 💚 🌏 💄 🎁 🐟 🚙 👳 💄 📗 🍆 🎁 👽 | 2019-02-15 11:23:27 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🚙 ☂ 🎈 ☂ 🎁 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 💃 ☂ 😺 ☂ 📒 ☂ 🎽 ☂ 🍖 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 🌂 ☂ 🐛 ☂ 🐳 Detective Manners: Well, thanks a lot! You really bleeped up this case!Scully: Well of course, he didn't actually SAY 'bleep,' he said. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open. "The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"👑 ☂ 🏀 ☂ 📀 ☂ 🌳 ☂ 🕺 ☂ 📕 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 🚕 ☂ ⛳ ☂ 🥗 ☂ 🐠 ☂ 🐟 ☂ 🥞 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 🚗 | 2019-02-15 10:41:26 |
| 76561198179634866 | What's the first thing you do when you get home from a trip? >> 💗🎫🥗🥞💄 << | 2019-02-15 08:57:15 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🐳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📒 🥗 🌸 👹 🐳 👃 👽 🍧 🍖 ⛳ 🚕 🐠 📘 👽 📒 🕺 🥒I will not drink!But if I do...I will not get drunk!But if I do...I will not in public!But if I do...I will not fall down!But if I do...I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge. 6 oz. orange juice1 oz. vodka1/2 oz. Galliano Harvey Wallbangers ⚡ 🎈 🐝 💗 🥗 👔 🚙 💙 🍖 🎁 🎈 🎍 🚘 😺 🐠 📗 | 2019-02-15 07:40:16 |
| 76561198179814253 | 📕🔋🍧🌽📒🏓⛳👾💚👳🕺💗💙🌂🥞Zoe: "Sir. Do you really mean to turn our home into an abomination so we can make a suicidal attempt at passing through Reaver space?"Mal: "I mean to live. I mean for us to live. The Alliance won'thave that, so we go where they won't follow."📗👑🎄👹🐳🌏🎍🐝🏀📀🌸🍇🐊🍖👾 | 2019-02-15 05:41:15 |
| 76561198179762074 | Indecision is the true basis for flexibility. 🤐 Book: "He said, 'Live with a man forty years, share his house, his meals, speakon every subject... then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge.And on that day, you will finally meet the man.' "Simon: "What if you don't live near a volcano?"Book: "I expect he was being poetical."Simon: "Sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose. Tell me you're not afan."Book: "I'm just wondering if they were. The people who did this to yoursister." 😘 "Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm. Gag me with a smurfette." -- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354 🙄Fry: I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.🤥I never thought that I'd see the day where Netscape is free software andX11 is proprietary. We live in interesting times. -- Matt Kimball <[email protected]>🤔 | 2019-02-15 05:08:13 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌋 ☀ 🌏 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 🎄 ☀ 🎍 ☀ 🚘 ☀ 🏀 ☀ 😺 ☀ 👹 ☀ 🍧ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥒 ☀ 🎁 ☀ 🐊 ☀ 🏓 ☀ ⚡ ☀ 🎫 ☀ 🚗 ☀ 👃 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 🎽 Do not simplify the design of a program if a way can be found to makeit complex and wonderful. 🚙 ☀ 🕺 ☀ 📀 ☀ 💄 ☀ 💎 ☀ 🌽 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 📕 ☀ 🍖 ☀ 📗 | 2019-02-15 04:37:13 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🔋🌏📀🌋🎄 |What's your favorite thing to| 🍧🥞👹💗🌳🚘👃🚗🎍👑👾🥒🌽 |do when you're totally alone?| 🌂👔📗💛🌸🍆🌳🥞 | 2019-02-15 02:33:13 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♀ The⚡ ✿ fact🚙🌂 ✳ that🍆📒🌳 ♀ 47👹💙📒🥒 ♀ PEOPLE🚘💃🐟⛳💛 ✈ are🏀🍇💄👃🐛🎍 ☀ yelling😺🎫🏓🌽🍇🚗🎄 ❁ and💗🥞💎🔋👳👽🎈🎽 ✦ sweat🌸🚕🚘🌳🌋⚡📘🥗🐳 ♠ is cascading down my SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!! | 2019-02-14 23:11:29 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🐠 -- 🐛 -- 🎁 -- 💙 -- 🎈 -- 📘 -- 🥗 -- 👳 -- 🚗 -- 👽 -- 💛 -- 👔 -- 💚 -- 💗 -- 🐳 Finality is death.Perfection is finality.Nothing is perfect.There are lumps in it.Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world. -- The Beach BoysDon't wake me up too soon...Gonna take a ride across the moon...You and me. 🐝 -- 🌋 -- 🎽 -- 📀 -- 🌳 -- 🐟 -- 🌽 -- 👹 -- 🚙 -- 🎍 -- 👑 -- 🏀 -- 💎 -- 🎽 -- 🌂 | 2019-02-14 21:57:06 |
| Whey | Hαρρყ Vαʅҽɳƚιɳҽ'ʂ ԃαყ αɳԃ ԋαʋҽ α ɳιƈҽ ɯҽҽƙҽɳԃ! | 2019-02-14 20:41:11 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🍆🐝🎍🐠⛳ - ✤ ☼ ✣ ☺ ✱ ♫ ☁ ♫ ♪ ☆ ✿ ❂ ☼ ☂ ✿ ☁ ● ✤ ٿ ❋💙🚗🎁🎽📒 - If you could ask the President 🥒🎈🏓🎫⚡ - ㅤㅤ one question, what would it be? 🎍🌸🚘😺🔋 - ❋ ٿ ✤ ● ☁ ✿ ☂ ☼ ❂ ✿ ☆ ♪ ♫ ☁ ♫ ✱ ☺ ✣ ☼ ✤ | 2019-02-14 20:36:02 |
| 76561198179556699 | "Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul."-- Robert G. Ingersoll 🤑 Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom. 😴Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonize local law enforcement.Mulder: Who, me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.Mulder: I'll send him a bunt cake. "The X-Files: Conduit"😗 A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming isnot worth knowing. 🙄"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." -- Dave Barry🤥 Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody. -- Mark Twain 😪There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it. -- G.B. Shaw🤓 Fry: Lucy Liu-bot, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love a computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity, which it turns out is a lot. 😵 | 2019-02-14 20:24:01 |
| 76561198211879112 | --------------------------------------------------------------No one can guarantee the actions of another. -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknownTime is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash. -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0--------------------------------------------------------------🐠🕺🚕🐛🎄📘👳💗🌳🐟📕⚡🏓📒🥒👔💎👹🐊📀🍖🎁🍇🚙🌏💚💛👹👑🐳🔋🚗🐠😺🍧👽🍆😺🎍🌋💛👾⛳💃💄 | 2019-02-14 19:29:56 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🎽 Dear ... 🌋 → I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg → If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars? 💚 ✩ 👳 ✩ 💃 ✩ 🥒 ✩ ⚡ ✩ 🐳 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 👹 ✩ 🚕 ✩ 👔 ✩ 👾 ✩ 🌂 ✩ 🥞 ✩ 🌳 ✩ 🚙 Yours truly, Chery Loser (the cat)👃 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167040969 🕺 | 2019-02-14 18:32:56 |
| 76561198211794508 | 💎🐛👳🌸🚙👔💄🐝👑🌳🐠🌏🚘⚡🎍Jayne: "You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?"Mudder: "I can't believe you're back."Jayne: (all emotional) "How could I stay away?!!"🌋🔋🥞🚗🍇🌽💚🐳🏓📕🍆🚕🥒📗👑 | 2019-02-14 14:30:23 |
| Diesel | Happy Valentine's day | 2019-02-14 14:00:37 |
| Diesel | Happy Valentine's day | 2019-02-14 13:52:01 |
| 76561198179635013 | Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? >> 🎄💙🌽💗👔 << | 2019-02-14 13:17:23 |
| ПИВНОЙ ЛОРД | .......(¨`•.•´¨)(¨`•.•´¨).¸.•´.`•.¸.(¨`•.•´¨)(¨`•.•´¨).¸.•´.`•.¸.•´.•´......`•´¸...........)......¸.•´.....(......`•.¸...........) | 2019-02-14 10:58:50 |
| Manes | good night!+help me reach 5k comments. | 2019-02-13 15:20:57 |
| Manes | have a good evening | 2019-02-13 14:05:49 |
| 76561198179730218 | ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍇If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call. ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💄 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒True happiness will be found only in true love. ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👹 | 2019-02-13 07:49:16 |
| 76561198211804512 | 📕⚡🎫 What do you value most: free time, recognition, or money? 🔋🍇👑 | 2019-02-13 07:41:17 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🍇📒💗🌳👃⛳💃📘🌏👹🥒💛🏀🐊👑💙🐝🎫📕🎍⚡📘💄🔋🌂🚕👽🍧🚘🌳 "Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisanthing."-- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian 👳🚗👑🐠💚🐳📗👃🐟🍖⛳🍆🎈⚡🚙🏓👔🎁🌸📒🐛👾🚕🎄💎💗🥒🌋🥞🎽 | 2019-02-13 07:33:16 |
| 76561198179361029 | ⚡🔋🎈🍆🎫 - ♂ ☎ ✩ ✣ ∞ ❀ ✥ ♫ ☼ ß ↕ ٿ ☺ ✿ ❄ ♀ ♧ ❋ ✿ ❁👹📗👃🥞🎍 - If you could ask your pet 3 💗📘⛳📕🚕 - ㅤㅤ questions, what would they be? 🕺🐊🐠💎🌽 - ❁ ✿ ❋ ♧ ♀ ❄ ✿ ☺ ٿ ↕ ß ☼ ♫ ✥ ❀ ∞ ✣ ✩ ☎ ♂ | 2019-02-13 07:16:16 |
| 76561198211562428 | --------------------------------------------------------------First study the enemy. Seek weakness. -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2The games have always strengthened us. Death becomes a familiarpattern. We don't fear it as you do. -- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4041.2--------------------------------------------------------------🐟👹⚡🎍🥒😺💗🎽💙🐝🏓🐛🚘🎁🐠🔋🚕🌋🍆🌳💃📒🎫🐛💚📀👔🌸🚗🌏🌽🐊👽⚡💎💄🐝🥒🎈🕺🎁🎍🏀💎🚘 | 2019-02-13 06:05:27 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🏓Joe 🎫 Swanson: 🎁 At 👽 least 🌂 I 🐝 can 🎄 do 🌏 this: 🎈 [singing] 👔 Joe 🌳 Swanson: 🎁 ah, 💙 ah, 🐊 ah, 📒 AH, 🍖 ah, ⛳ ah, 🥞 ah! 💗 Disabled 🐟 Man: 🔋 [electronic 🌽 voice] 📘 [monotonous] 🏀 Disabled 🍧 Man: 🥗 Ah. 👑 Ah. 🌋 Ah. 🥒 Ah. 👃 Ah. 🐳 Oh 💃 crap.🌸 | 2019-02-13 05:55:13 |
| Aᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ7 | ,-、 ..-、 ./:::::\ /:::::ヽ /::::::::::::;ゝ--──-- 、._/::::::::::ヽ /,.-‐''"′ \::::::::| / ヽ、::| / ヽ| l 、、、 l 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝘥𝘢𝘺 .| (_人__丿 、、、 | l l ` 、 / `ー 、__ ./ /`'''ー‐‐──‐‐‐┬--- / | 2019-02-13 05:33:13 |
| 76561198179634866 | Have you ever stolen anything? (Money, candy, hearts, time?) >> 🎽📒📗🏓👽 << | 2019-02-13 03:20:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🏓🌽🎄💎👽👾🌂👳📀📕🍇🎍🚙💙💗Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."📒😺📗👹🐟🍆🚗⚡🐊🔋🌸🚕🎽💚🌋 | 2019-02-13 02:40:10 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♥ 🍆 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌳Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices theworld has ever seen. ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐠Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💚 | 2019-02-13 01:33:10 |
| 76561198179854946 | 💗🐛🥞 Performance review for 🎫⛳🎈 Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. Polite, courteous, respectful and charming at all times and in all situations, without being obsequious. Unfailingly courteous even when dealing with a difficult person or situation. A self-starter – someone who always finds out the right thing to do and gets on with the job. If a manager has given no guidance will still take appropriate action. If the required tools are unavailable, they is able to improvise. No absences without valid reason in 6 months. ⚡ + 🌏 = 💛 | 2019-02-13 01:32:10 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🌋 ♦ 🌳 The Great Movie Posters:📒 ♦ 🐟 🐠 ♦ 🎍 An AVALANCHE of KILLER WORMS!🎁 ♦ 🍇 -- Squirm (1976)📀 ♦ 🍖 🔋 ♦ 📘 Most Movies Live Less Than Two Hours.🥒 ♦ 🏓 This Is One of Everlasting Torment!🥞 ♦ 🎫 -- The New House on the Left (1977)🎽 ♦ 🎈 ⚡ ♦ ⛳ WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!💗 ♦ 🐊 -- Zombie (1980)👾 ♦ 📀 👃 ♦ 💃 It's not human and it's got an axe.💙 ♦ 🐛 -- The Prey (1981) 🌏🚕🚗 | 2019-02-13 00:49:11 |
| 76561198179842674 | 👾😺 party down- 🔋🐠🌋↕♪♫ good luck, have fun, "(◔/‿\◔) 🌳🐳 | 2019-02-13 00:02:09 |
| 76561198179768678 | Which would you pick: being attractive, a genius, or famous? >> 📗📕🐳📒📗 << | 2019-02-12 22:06:07 |
| 76561198179635013 | ♥ 😺 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚕When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemnThey will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem. -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy" ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💛Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K. ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📗 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💎 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📀 | 2019-02-12 21:22:07 |
| 76561198211794508 | 📕 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 📘 ✪ 🐊 ✪ 😺 ✪ 🕺 ✪ 📗 ✪ 🏓 ✪ 📒 ✪ 🎽 ✪ 🌸 ✪ 🚙 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 🌳 ✪ 🌽 MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"🏀 ✪ 🚘 ✪ 🎄 ✪ 👑 ✪ 🌂 ✪ 🍧 ✪ 👹 ✪ 📒 ✪ 💚 ✪ ⚡ ✪ 🎍 ✪ 🍖 ✪ 👾 ✪ 🍆 ✪ 💄 | 2019-02-12 20:38:07 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🥞 ✤ 🌳 ✤ 🍖 ✤ 🐳 ✤ 🐟 ✤ 💄 ✤ 💚 ✤ 💛 ✤ 💗 ✤ 🍇 ✤ 📗 ✤ 🥞 What's the most disturbing thought you've ever had? 💃 ✤ 💙 ✤ 🚕 ✤ 🥒 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 👑 ✤ 🚙 ✤ 🌋 ✤ 🔋 ✤ 🎽 ✤ 😺 ✤ 🏀 | 2019-02-12 19:24:05 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🚗🥞📗🕺💚 |Which of your family members| 🎽🍖🚕👾👳💗⛳👹🌽🚘🌳🌋📀 |do you admire most, and why?| 🔋🍇🎄🐠⚡🍧🐝🎈 | 2019-02-12 18:20:24 |
| 76561198211741980 | 😺📗🍖 Performance review for 🍇🐛⚡ is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. Generally takes on tasks or assignments without objection, but does not appear to be strongly motivated, and will not inspire others. When ideas are challenged by others, listens to their view and tries to defend a position, but may not yet have the experience or authority to present the case well. Or may be over-aggressive in defending a position. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. 💗 + 📘 = 👳 | 2019-02-12 18:14:24 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🐠👽💙|😺👃💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌳👾🌽|Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is?A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh... ??? | 2019-02-12 17:12:24 |
| 76561198179804603 | Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened! 😯 Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. -- Thomas Carlyle 😵[Brian is addicted to cocaine] Meg: Brian, you look like you lost weight! What is your secret? Brian: Here's my secret. PUT DOWN THE FORK!😭 Don't panic. 😩Bender: This is the Brooklyn-bound B train making local stops at wherever the hell I feel like, watch for the closing doors.🙂 You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like. 😫 They collapsed ... like nuns in the street ... they had no teenappeal! 😲 wolf, n.: A man who knows all the ankles. 🤤 Fortune finishes the great quotations, #2 If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy. 😴Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.🙄 | 2019-02-12 16:12:24 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🐝📗🐟👹🌂👔🎁🎍🏓🎽🥗📒🍆💃🎄💛🌽🐠🌏🌳⚡🌋⛳🍇👑🎫🚙🎈📀🍧 "I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you'll-like-what-we-give-you attitude. I like commodity marketsin which iron-and-silicon hawkers know that they exist to provide fast toys for software typeslike me to play with..."-- Eric S. Raymond 🌸🥗💚💎👳🚗👳🎄💗🕺💛👔🍖🎍👽💄🐝🚘👾📕🎁🐛📘🏀🐊📀🥞🥒🌂🐳 | 2019-02-12 13:34:20 |
| 76561198179809977 | People are going to scream bloody murder about that. -- Seen on linux-kernel 😵 Hailing frequencies open, Captain. 🤥Brian: Well, if you want to be a hero right now it might be a good time. Peter: Geez, Brian, this isn't what I was expecting, I thought being a hero would be all fun and games. Peter: [cut to Peter with the Justice League] Sorry, Wonder Woman, I got three kings. Now let's see your pair. [Wonder Woman sighs, then removes her bustier] Peter: [laughs] All right! [looks offscreen] Peter: Robin, what are you looking at me for? Look at her.🙁 Madame Tracy had even removed most of the Major Arcana from her Tarot cardpack, because their appearance tended to upset people. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) 😯I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!😗 Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. 😬 | 2019-02-12 12:12:25 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💛 Dear ... 🎄 → Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 👾 ✶ 🏀 ✶ 🌽 ✶ 🍖 ✶ 🐳 ✶ ⛳ ✶ 💚 ✶ 💃 ✶ 🚕 ✶ 👔 ✶ 🌏 ✶ 💗 ✶ 🐊 ✶ ⚡ ✶ 🕺 Yours truly, Alesha Macmurray (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167044798 🥒 | 2019-02-12 10:11:33 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🏀 ✔ 🌽 ✔ 🚙 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 🌸 ✔ 🐟 ✔ 🔋 ✔ 🎁 ✔ 🍆 ✔ 🥗 ✔ 🚗 ✔ 👃 What's the most beautiful place you've ever been? 👹 ✔ 🐊 ✔ 🎫 ✔ 🚕 ✔ 📘 ✔ ⚡ ✔ 🎍 ✔ 💄 ✔ 📗 ✔ 🌽 ✔ 🎈 ✔ 💎 | 2019-02-12 07:17:20 |
| 76561198179802829 | 💛🍧🥒🐠🚙🎽🥞🚗👃🎍💗🐳🎄🐟💄👑🌂💚📀👔🌸🥞🥗📘📒🌏🏀👽🎁📕 I simply try to aid in letting the light of historical truth into thatdecaying mass of outworn thought which attaches the modern world tomedieval conceptions of Christianity, and which stilllingers among us --a most serious barrier to religion and morals, and a menace to the wholenormal evolution of society.- Andrew D. White, author, first president of Cornell University, 1896 🐊🍆🐝🥒💃💎👳🍖⛳🚘👑🎈💎🔋😺🐟🌳🏓⚡🐛💙💃📗🚕💄🐳🔋🐠👃👾 | 2019-02-12 02:14:21 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🌽 ✔ 🐛 Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see. 💙🍖🐊 | 2019-02-12 00:29:19 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ғᴜɴ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ! | 2019-02-11 20:20:51 |
| 76561198179819838 | 💗👽🌏 Performance review for 👃🔋👑 Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Follows instructions well, but has a tendency to be too literal, and can be lost unless there are firm guidelines. Or sometimes may not take sufficient care to check the instructions before starting. Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. Late on more than 5 but fewer than 8 occasions in 6 months. 💙 + 🌋 = 🚙 | 2019-02-11 18:58:16 |
| 76561198179804107 | 💙💄💛 Which historical figure would you like to be? 📗🌳👾 | 2019-02-11 18:22:16 |
| 76561198179509657 | --------------------------------------------------------------Landru! Guide us! -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4"The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile." "Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'" -- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4--------------------------------------------------------------🍧🥒🌋😺🌂👃💙🌳🚗🚙📘👳🚘💚🍖📒💗🐝🌏🚙🎽🌳📀🐠💄🥞👾🥒📗🐝🕺🌸💎👃🐛🌋📘😺⛳🏓🚕💎💗🎍👑 | 2019-02-11 18:19:19 |
| 76561198179682287 | --------------------------------------------------------------You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman. -- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within", stardate unknownYou go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street -- you know how youfeel and that's all. It's how the girl feels too. Don't press. Ifthe girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know. -- Kirk, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8--------------------------------------------------------------👽💗🍆🐝🐠🐟🎄🎁🎈💛🐛🌏🌽⛳📕🎫💙📗📀🌸💚🍇🌂⚡🌋🐊🐳😺💄🎽🐊👳🍧🚗👃💚🐝👹👽💎📘🌳🥞💗🍆 | 2019-02-11 17:07:17 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🌽 Dear ... 👽 → If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy. → For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. 🍇 ♦ 🌂 ♦ 👾 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 🏀 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 👳 ♦ 🎍 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 📕 ♦ 💛 ♦ 💚 ♦ 💗 ♦ 🐳 ♦ 🚘 Yours truly, Sung Mentis (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167097028 ⚡ | 2019-02-11 14:47:17 |
| 76561198179695038 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🕺 * 🌸 * 👳 * 🎄 * 📕 * 🚙 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 🐛 * 📀 * 👹 * 🍧 * 🌂 * ⚡ * 👽 * 🍆ㅤ* A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.ㅤ* Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.ㅤ* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.💚 * 🍇 * 🚕 * 💃 * 📒 * 📗 * 👹 * 🎽 * 🐟 * 🏓 * 🥒 * 🎁 * 👑 * 🚗 * 👽 * 🚘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-02-11 14:13:15 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🍆Bender: 🐝 "You 💗 know 🐊 the 📕 secret 🎄 of ⚡ traditional 👔 robot 🥞 cooking? 🍖 Start 🍇 with 🔋 a 👃 good 👹 high-quality 🚘 oil, 💚 then 🎫 eat 🚕 it." 💃 Fry: 🎍 "Hey, 🌂 you 💙 guys, 👑 the 🐊 most 🌳 amazing 👾 thing 🏀 happened, 🌽 it's 🍧 two-for-one 🎈 Tuesday 📀 at 🚙 Krispy 🎄 Kreme! 🎽 Plus 💄 there's 👳 mermaids."🔋 | 2019-02-11 09:04:45 |
| 76561198179517018 | What's your pet peeve(s)? >> 👔😺💚🏓🐝 << | 2019-02-11 05:03:46 |
| | MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTYMOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT N O W! | 2019-02-11 02:40:19 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🚘🎄📀|🌂💗🥞| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⛳🕺😺|Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?A: There's a footprint in the mayo.Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?A: There's two footprints in the mayo.Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?A: The door won't shut.Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway. wut | 2019-02-11 01:28:35 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🐝🎈🍆 Performance review for 🥗⛳📘 Sometimes needs to be reminded to negotiate, but then does so reasonably well, and sometimes manages to get others to change their position and get a good deal. habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. 🥞 + 📕 = 🐊 | 2019-02-11 01:20:35 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🥗 ✈ 📕 ✈ 💙 ✈ 👃 ✈ 😺 ✈ 👹 ✈ 👽 ✈ 🐳 ✈ ⚡ ✈ 👾 ✈ 🐊 ✈ 💗 Which of the places you've traveled to inspired you the most, and why? 🎫 ✈ 💃 ✈ 🎁 ✈ ⛳ ✈ 🎈 ✈ 🕺 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🌽 ✈ 🍇 ✈ 🌸 ✈ 📗 ✈ 🐝 | 2019-02-11 00:48:34 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🐳 -- 🌋 -- ⛳ -- ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 🍆 -- 👹 -- 👳 -- 💚 -- 💎 -- 🎈 -- 📀 -- 💄 -- 👾 -- ⚡ Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach, Or what's a heaven for ? -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto"Our little systems have their day;They have their day and cease to be;They are but broken lights of thee. -- TennysonWhen users see one GUI as beautiful,other user interfaces become ugly.When users see some programs as winners,other programs become lossage.Pointers and NULLs reference each other.High level and assembler d 🎄 -- 🏓 -- 🌳 -- 👑 -- 🐳 -- 🐛 -- 🍇 -- 👳 -- 🌂 -- 💛 -- 👽 -- 👹 -- 🎫 -- 📕 -- 🥗 | 2019-02-10 23:23:36 |
| 76561198211879112 | 📘 -- 💃 -- 🐛 -- ⚡ -- 🐊 -- 🍆 -- 👹 -- 😺 -- 🌽 -- 🏓 -- 🕺 -- 🥒 -- 🎫 -- 🚙 -- 🐝 But I was there and I saw what you did,I saw it with my own two eyes.So you can wipe off that grin;I know where you've been--It's all been a pack of lies!Ah, but the choice of dreams to live,there's the rub.For all dreams are not equal,some exit to nightmaremost end with the dreamerBut at least one must be lived ... and died.One bright Sunday morning, in the shadows of the steeple,By the Relief Office, I seen my people;As they st 🏓 -- 💄 -- 👃 -- 🐳 -- 🥗 -- 🍧 -- 🔋 -- 💗 -- 🥞 -- ⚡ -- 💙 -- 🌸 -- 📗 -- 🎄 -- 👳 | 2019-02-10 23:11:35 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🥒 | 👳 | 🏀 | 🐟 | 👑 | 🍇 | 🐛 | 🐠 | 💙 | 📕 | 🌳 | 🎁 | 🍆 | 👑 | ⛳ | 🌂 | 📗 | 🐝 | 🌏 "Oook?" 💗 | ⚡ | 🚘 | 🍖 | 👽 | 🎽 | 💄 | 🎁 | 🎄 | 👔 | 🎍 | 📒 | 💃 | 🚗 | 👾 | 🐛 | 🌽 | 🎈 | 💎 | 2019-02-10 21:45:34 |
| 76561198179782901 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 👹 * 🔋 * ⚡ * 🥞 * 👔 * 👽 * 🚗 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 💙 * 🌋 * 💛 * 🌳 * 🍇 * 💄ㅤ* If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...ㅤ* An old man takes his two grandchildren to see the new Scooby-Doo film. When he returns home, his wife asks if he enjoyed himself. "Well", he starts, "if it wasn't for those pesky kids...!"ㅤ* Fighting for peace is like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for virginity.👃 * 🌳 * 🌏 * 💗 * 🐳 * 🎈 * 🌽 * 🚙 * 🍆 * 👹 * 👑 * 🥒 * 💃 * 🐝 * 👾 * 🎍ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2019-02-10 21:41:35 |
| 76561198179842674 | ♥ 👃 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues thatneed worrying about." ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐊What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice. -- Charles Baudelaire ♥ 💛 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📒 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐛 | 2019-02-10 20:55:35 |
| 76561198179863334 | 💗 ∞ 🐊 ∞ 🎁 ∞ 🍆 ∞ 🌸 ∞ 🥒 ∞ 🌽 ∞ 🍧 ∞ 📀 ∞ 🏓 ∞ 🚙 ∞ 🕺 What about your teenage self embarrasses you most? 👃 ∞ 🍖 ∞ 🐛 ∞ 📘 ∞ 👽 ∞ 👹 ∞ 😺 ∞ 🎽 ∞ 🎈 ∞ 👔 ∞ 📗 ∞ 👑 | 2019-02-10 20:33:34 |
| Diesel | Nice week, mates | 2019-02-10 19:50:29 |
| 76561198179589975 | ♥ 📒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌋The story of the butterfly: "I was in Bogota and waiting for a lady friend. I was in love,a long time ago. I waited three days. I was hungry but could not goout for food, lest she come and I not be there to greet her. Then, onthe third day, I heard a knock." "I hurried along the old passage and there, in the sunlight,there was nothing." "Just," Vance Joy said, "a butterfly, flying away." -- Peter Carey, BLISS ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💚 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌂"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant." ♥ 📗 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 | 2019-02-10 19:17:06 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🥞 -- 🚘 -- 💗 -- 🎄 -- ⛳ -- 👹 -- 👔 -- 👃 -- 🐛 -- 🍖 -- 🍇 -- 👳 -- 👔 -- 🔋 -- 👑 My analyst told me that I was right out of my head, But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.Because I have got a thing that is unique and new, To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you.'Cause instead of one head -- I've got two.And you know two heads are better than one.As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em,We may live with, but cannot live without 'em. -- Frederic ReynoldsThe bank sent our statement this 📕 -- 🥗 -- 🎁 -- 🍆 -- 🚗 -- 🕺 -- 😺 -- 👽 -- 💄 -- 🎽 -- 🌸 -- 💛 -- 🎍 -- 🎈 -- 🐝 | 2019-02-10 18:26:06 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🐳🍖🎍 Have you ever had a mentor? 📒💄🥒 | 2019-02-10 17:04:07 |
| 76561198179575562 | Have you ever dreamed about starting a business? >> 🔋🍧👑🌸🏀 << | 2019-02-10 14:14:10 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🥗🌽🍖🐟📒🎄🍧🌂💄🥞 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚙🐳📒🏓🌳👔💃👽👳🍇 » zounds the peeking asked! ☼ » Oh! fie! breaking running shoe. ❂ » Germany hunts soon ☆ 💛🐠🎽⛳💗🐝🔋🌏🥒👹 » take chairs on gravel ❖ » when lounges work to plunder ✏ » because elbows hunt ♫ 👑🎽👽🐳🌋📀🔋🌽🏀📘 » summoning my face, ♂ » Belgium admired my flowers ♧ » beside my water ★ 🎍😺🍇👹⚡💗🍧🥗🎁👔 | 2019-02-10 13:37:07 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💙👃🚗 Performance review for 🥗🏀⚡ Keen to put their own ideas across, but does not give others the chance to express their view. May be tempted to overlook the input of others. Is usually decisive, but too often fails to take account of all possibilities, and this has caused a few problems in the past 6 months. Or takes account of all possibilities but takes too long to reach the final decision. Usually eager to work, but on one or two occasions has been less than willing to tackle an assignment within the range of competence, or reluctant to learn something new. enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. 🍇 + 🐛 = 💃 | 2019-02-10 12:04:07 |
| 667 | Hey! how are you feeling? Have a nice week and good luck buddy! | 2019-02-10 11:05:13 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🌏💚🎈🚕🍇🌂⛳👃📒🚙👾🏀🏓💎👽Book: "When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking aboutGod?"🥞🎫🍖📀🚙🐛🚘📕🎁🔋💛🌋🐳👔⚡ | 2019-02-10 10:53:05 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🚙 -- 🐟 -- 📕 -- 💛 -- 🍆 -- 🚕 -- 👹 -- 🐊 -- 🏓 -- 🐝 -- 📘 -- 🎍 -- 👃 -- 💃 -- 💎 The good (I am convinced, for one)Is but the bad one leaves undone.Once your reputation's doneYou can live a life of fun. -- Wilhelm BuschThe turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile. -- Ogden NashShe asked me, "What's your sign?"I blinked and answered "Neon,"I thought I'd blow her mind... 🌳 -- 👔 -- 🎁 -- 🐛 -- 💗 -- 😺 -- 🥒 -- 💄 -- 🕺 -- ⚡ -- 👽 -- 🐟 -- 🌋 -- 👳 -- 📗 | 2019-02-10 10:46:04 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🚗📘 👑🐊🕺😺 good luck| 🚕🐛🐳🌸 AWESOME, 🐠📗 | 2019-02-10 10:25:03 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🍧 ❖ 📀 ❖ 🚙 ❖ 💃 ❖ 📒 ❖ 🌋 ❖ 🎫 ❖ 🐛 ❖ 📕 ❖ 🎍 ❖ 👔 ❖ 💛 Do you believe that everyone deserves forgiveness? 🔋 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🌏 ❖ 🚕 ❖ 🥞 ❖ 💗 ❖ 🐛 ❖ 💙 ❖ 📗 ❖ 🍆 ❖ 🐝 ❖ 💄 | 2019-02-10 08:43:04 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👃 Dear ... 🐳 → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 🐊 ❀ 💗 ❀ 🥒 ❀ 🌂 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 😺 ❀ 🐠 ❀ 💚 ❀ 🐝 ❀ 🍇 ❀ 💎 ❀ ⚡ ❀ 💃 ❀ 🌳 ❀ 🎁 Yours truly, Jeff Dufault (the cat)🎍 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167060368 💄 | 2019-02-10 08:37:01 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌽🎄 🕺🌸 HF. ✔♂ STEAM ASSUMES YOU WILL ADORE THIS STUFF| (♥_♥) ô¿ô ^ↀᴥↀ^ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ look at this* 👹👑🥗 🍧🌋 | 2019-02-10 08:31:02 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐟 | 💃 | 💛 | 🥗 | 👾 | 😺 | 🌂 | 🐛 | 💎 | 📀 | 🌸 | 💚 | 🌳 | 🚘 | 🐝 | 👹 | 🥒 | 💗 | 🐳 "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people.It can always be crossed out." -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) 👑 | ⚡ | 🥗 | 🕺 | 🏓 | 🐊 | 👃 | 🍖 | 🍧 | 🥞 | 🎍 | 🎽 | 🌋 | 🌏 | 👳 | 🐠 | 🚙 | 🎈 | 👽 | 2019-02-10 07:57:57 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🌸 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💙 🐊 📒 🐛 🚗 🍇 🐝 👽 🌂 🎁 📘 🐠 🍆 🌽 🎍 🥒 🍖There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better. If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads. 🚕 🐳 🎫 🌋 🥗 🌽 📒 🍆 🏀 💚 👑 🌳 🌏 🌸 🎈 ⛳ | 2019-02-10 06:03:48 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👳Stewie: 💄 Yes, 🌳 I 💎 rather 🔋 like 👔 this 🌂 God 🥞 fellow. ⛳ He's 🍧 very 🏓 theatrical, 📀 you 🕺 know, 👃 a 🐊 pestilence 📕 here, 💚 a 🐠 plague 🎽 there. 🥞 Omnipotence. 💛 Gotta 💗 get 🎍 me 🍇 some 🌏 of 🌸 that.🐛 | 2019-02-10 05:56:45 |
| 76561198211557460 | Do you think we should | 🍧 | 🐊 | 😺 | 🚗 | 👽 | 🎽 | 🚕 | 🐠 | live like we're dying? | 🌳 | 🚘 | 📀 | 🌸 | 💄 | 🚕 | 🐛 | 🕺 | | 2019-02-10 05:08:48 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🚙🌏🏀📒🐝 - ✿ ❁ ♂ ❂ ♫ ☂ ♠ ❀ ♦ ✶ ß ✖ ❄ ♀ ☣ ✿ ♥ ✧ ♫ ♂📗🎈🎽🌋🚕 - If you could choose your own life obstacles, 🌏👽🥞🕺🔋 - ㅤㅤ would you keep the ones you have? 🐠🎍🍇🎈📀 - ♂ ♫ ✧ ♥ ✿ ☣ ♀ ❄ ✖ ß ✶ ♦ ❀ ♠ ☂ ♫ ❂ ♂ ❁ ✿ | 2019-02-10 01:20:45 |
| 76561198211563240 | --------------------------------------------------------------Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.9[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers-- the living and the dying. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🔋📘👹👳🌏💚🎁🌋🎄💄🎫🐝🥒👔💗🥞🕺🎍🍖💛🚗🍇🐛👃📗📘📀🐠🚙🏓💙📒🚗⛳👑🌏⚡🥒🐠🎽👳🌸🎫💚🌽 | 2019-02-10 00:51:47 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥒 ♪ 🎽 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 👹 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 🎄 ♪ 👑 ♪ 🚘 ♪ 🌳 ♪ 💗 If you had to pick a new name for yourself, what name would you pick? 🚙 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 📕 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🎈 ♪ ⛳ ♪ ⚡ ♪ 👾 ♪ 💛 ♪ 💙 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🍖 | 2019-02-10 00:00:45 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🌏📒🌋 Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst on a great team? 👽🥞🎍 | 2019-02-09 23:00:43 |
| 76561198179860286 | --------------------------------------------------------------There are some things worth dying for. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred. Thatthe love of life is the greatest gift ... We are incapable ofdestroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love sodeeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being. -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4--------------------------------------------------------------🏓👔👑🌳🎍🍧🚕🏀🐟💛👽💄🐝🐠🐊🚘🥗🍖👔🐝🌏💗👑🥒💚👃🍆📕📒🐳📗🎈💎🎄🌂🚕🎁🏀📘⛳🌂🐊😺🕺🔋 | 2019-02-09 20:14:04 |
| 76561198179702987 | ❖ Cheese📒 ☎ --🍖🐛 ღ milk's👔😺💃 ♫ leap🎍💎💚🐟 ☺ toward📀🚗🎽🏓⛳ ✴ immortality.⚡👽🏀📒🍧👽 ❄ -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play" | 2019-02-09 19:41:56 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🌋 | 👾 | 👳 | 🌳 | 💄 | 🚘 | 🌽 | ⛳ | 🍆 | 🎁 | 💗 | 🥒 | 🐟 | 🐠 | 🚙 | 🚕 | 🔋 | 🎈 | 👃 Bognor has always meant to me the quintessential English seaside experience(before all this global warming stuff): driving in the rain to get there,walking around in the rain looking for something to do when you're there,and driving home in the rain again...(alt.fan.pratchett) 🍇 | 🎽 | 💃 | 🎍 | 📒 | 👽 | 💙 | 👳 | 👹 | 🍖 | 👑 | 🎫 | 🐛 | 🏓 | 👾 | 🥞 | 🎄 | 📗 | ⚡ | 2019-02-09 18:02:57 |
| 76561198179697385 | 👑[watching 💗 a 🚘 news 🎍 report 📕 about 📒 Peter's 🕺 old 💚 teacher 💗 who 🥗 is 🚕 getting 🌏 his 🐟 students 📀 to 🍖 toss 🔋 endagered 🌸 condor 🥒 eggs 👳 off 🐳 the 🐊 school 👹 roof] 🌽 Lois: 👾 Oh 🌳 my 🎁 god. 🏀 He's 🍇 going ⚡ to 🌋 wipe 🚙 that 🍧 species 🥞 off 🎽 the 🎈 face ⛳ of 🌂 the 🍆 earth. 🎄 Peter: 📒 Nah, 💃 the 🥒 janitor 📘 will 👳 take 🏓 care 👽 of 🎽 that.🎁 | 2019-02-09 17:43:56 |
| 76561198179730218 | 💙💛 i assume youll like this game! ♥✧♂♡ look- ⚡🌏🐛🏓 awesome| 💃🐊 cut loose* 👹🎁💚👔 wonderful game, 📀📘🌸🚙🎽🚕 🔋💄 | 2019-02-09 12:47:54 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🌸📒🥗👾🥞🚙🎈👔🌋🚘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚕🌳🐳🔋🎈📀🐊🏓👑🍧 » beside the sugar, ♪ » Emperor and Paris play. ☻ » Tiger starts pulling. ✯ 🔋💄🍆🚕🍇🥒🌸🥞📒💚 » running my river ♀ » I uncovered my princes ♂ » beside my money ● 💗🌏🌳💃🕺👳⛳🎁📘🌂 » sweeping your target ✿ » I uncovered your crayons ∞ » before your gravel ♦ 👹👾🥗👃🐝🎍🍆🐠😺👽 | 2019-02-09 12:35:52 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🥞 🎈 📘 🥗 💃 🎽 😺 💚 🚘 💛🎄 [] 💄 🌽 🚙 🌂 🍆 👳 ⛳ 📕 👾 📒 🔋I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought toseriously re-examine your life. -- CalvinWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- CalvinIs it a right to remain ignorant? -- Calvin💎 💗 🍆 👹 🐛 🚕 🐝 📗 🏀 🍇 | 2019-02-09 10:55:47 |
| 76561198179803382 | 👑🍇👹🐛🌋 |Do you ever talk to yourself?| 🥒📀🐟👽🎁🌸👔🌽💗💎🔋📕🚙 |When and what do you say?| 📒🚘😺💄⛳🌏🐠🎽 | 2019-02-09 10:34:44 |
| 76561198179682287 | 💄 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐊 👾 💛 🌳 👔 🐠 📀 ⚡ 📘 🎈 🎄 🔋 🎈 🍧 🐝 🐠 📒In a bottle, the neck is always at the top. The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on abusiness trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at thelad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutesof knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window, "Whaddaya want?" "Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father. "Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch." 🐛 💙 🏓 🚕 🎍 🍆 🌸 🐳 🚙 😺 🌏 🥒 💄 💛 💎 🚕 | 2019-02-09 06:08:23 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💗💙🥗🎁🍇 - ✿ ❄ ❦ ☆ ✲ ♂ ❄ ✯ ✦ ٿ ☻ ♫ ♀ ☼ ☂ ☼ ♪ ♠ ♧ ß👃🚙🎈👾📒 - Are there any household chores you 🚗🐊🌸🐝🎽 - ㅤㅤ secretly enjoy? Which ones — and why? 🎍🌳📒💄🐳 - ß ♧ ♠ ♪ ☼ ☂ ☼ ♀ ♫ ☻ ٿ ✦ ✯ ❄ ♂ ✲ ☆ ❦ ❄ ✿ | 2019-02-09 05:47:25 |
| 76561198179844987 | ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💙 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🔋Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield ♥ 📗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🏓Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐊 | 2019-02-09 05:17:25 |
| 76561198211670820 | 💚 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 💎 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 🏓 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 🏀 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 📀 ♂ 👽 Mulder: how big can this thing get?Scully: Mulder, I.. (smiles) sorry, for a second there it felt like old times. "The X-Files: The Host"Mulder: Scully, I love you. (add libbed by DD when Mulder sees Modell behind him in the mirror - that's a nice little error to have slipped by editing!) HEH HEH HEH! "The X-Files: Pusher"📕 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🌽 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🚗 ♂ 😺 ♂ ⛳ ♂ ⚡ ♂ ⛳ ♂ 🌋 ♂ 🎽 ♂ 💎 ♂ 🥒 | 2019-02-09 04:10:23 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🌽🌳🌂 Performance review for 👔👃🔋 When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don't stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. takes criticism seriously and tries to learn from it, though can sometimes be a little defensive. Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. Habitually asks questions in order to fully understand a position or a statement. Keeps asking until the facts are clear and the truth is understood. 💃 + 💙 = 🕺 | 2019-02-09 02:15:24 |
| 76561198179768678 | 👹 ✬ 🌽 ✬ 🐊 ✬ 🐳 ✬ 🍧 ✬ 🐝 ✬ 🎄 ✬ 💗 ✬ 🔋 ✬ 💛ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💙 ✬ 🌸 ✬ 🚙 ✬ 🕺 ✬ 💄 ✬ 👃 ✬ 🎫 ✬ 🐛 ✬ 🍖 ✬ 👑 I have a very small mind and must live with it. -- E. Dijkstra 🎁 ✬ 🌸 ✬ 🐟 ✬ 💚 ✬ 🏓 ✬ 😺 ✬ 🍆 ✬ 👽 ✬ 🐠 ✬ 🌳 | 2019-02-09 01:44:22 |
| 76561198179804107 | "Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak?" said Dibbler."He says he can't," said Victor. Dibbler hesitated."Well," he said, "I suppose he should know." -- Dibbler meets Gaspode the Wonder Dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)🤣 Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention: Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal. 🤠 Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. 😙 A man's best friend is his dogma. 🙁O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)🤗 Lee's Law: Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said that there'd be so many! 😭 James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. 🙄 | 2019-02-09 01:42:21 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🍖💛🥒💎🌏🌳🚕💃🥗👔 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏀📀👹😺⛳👾🐊👳👹🍧 » beside the sugar, ❖ » India and England love. ❄ » Japan starts leaving. ✪ ⚡🚘💗🎄🐝💄📗🍇🎈📘 » hark the feeling went! ☺ » ouch! hark! playing playing dog. ♂ » Suzuki plays soon ✴ 🐛📒🐠🔋🐳🌽⚡🏓🎍🐟 » Suzuki measured ♠ » until the clothing discovered ✔ » and the papers taught ♧ 📕🌏🎁🚙🍧👽🥞🏀👳💃 | 2019-02-08 23:17:20 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👹 🐳 👑 🚕 🐟 📕 📗 🏓 🍆 🥗 🌽 🚙 🏀 👔 🥞 🌂 👽I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long 🍇 📒 🍖 💛 🐊 👾 💃 🚘 🎁 🐛 🥒 🐝 🎽 🐠 🎍 🎈 | 2019-02-08 19:19:33 |
| 76561198179677447 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍧 * 🐠 * 🎍 * 📀 * 🚗 * 💎 * 💚 * 🎈 * 👃 * 🎫 * 👽 * 🚙 * 💗 * 👳 * 📘 * 🌂ㅤ* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".ㅤ* A man goes into a pub with a newt sitting on his shoulder. "That's a nice newt", says the landlord, "What's he called?" "Tiny", replies the man. "Why's that?" asks the landlord. "Because he's my newt", says the man.ㅤ* Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.🥒 * 💙 * 💛 * 🕺 * 📕 * 🚕 * 🎄 * 🐊 * 💄 * 🥞 * 🍇 * 🐝 * 🍖 * 📗 * 🚘 * 👹ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2019-02-08 18:34:33 |
| Victorious Secret | Noble's Random Space Facts Venus Finding Venus is easy. Look up at the sky in the early morning/evening and point at the brightest object you see. Congratulations, you just pointed at an airplane. Let's try that again. Yep, still an airplane. Lets move on. Venus was named after the Roman goddess of "Love" and "Beauty". The "Beauty" part must come from the fact that she's HOT! No, I'm being serious...Venus is stupidly hot. Its the hottest planet with temps of 462°C! The "Love" part must be because she can give you a hug like nothing else. The pressure of Venus's atmosphere is the same as being 1,000 km deep under water. I'm sure the Romans meant to name her "Black Widow", but wrote Venus by mistake. But Noble, she's really shiny so we can see her easily in the sky. That's pretty cool.Yes, but the clouds that make her shiny are made up of Sulfuric Acid, and that's pretty not cool. | 2019-02-08 18:07:42 |
| Victorious Secret | Noble's Random Space Facts Venus Finding Venus is easy. Look up at the sky in the early morning/evening and point at the brightest object you see. Congratulations, you just pointed at an airplane. Let's try that again. Yep, still an airplane. Lets move on. Venus was named after the Roman goddess of "Love" and "Beauty". The "Beauty" part must come from the fact that she's HOT! No, I'm being serious...Venus is stupidly hot. Its the hottest planet with temps of 462°C! The "Love" part must be because she can give you a hug like nothing else. The pressure of Venus's atmosphere is the same as being 1,000 km deep under water. I'm sure the Romans meant to name her "Black Widow", but wrote Venus by mistake. But Noble, she's really shiny so we can see her easily in the sky. That's pretty cool.Yes, but the clouds that make her shiny are made up of Sulfuric Acid, and that's pretty not cool. | 2019-02-08 17:47:09 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💛💚👹💙🚙👑🕺🌂🚘😺🍖📗📀🏓🔋Saffron: "I didn't think to make enough for your friends." (to Zoe) "ButI've everything laid out if you'd like to cook for your husband..."(Wash looks at Zoe for a microsecond of hope, before laughingovercompensationally)Wash: "Ta ha ha... Isn't she quaint? I'm just not hungry..."Zoe: (to Mal) "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?"Mal: (mouth full) "I'm not... (chewing) nubile ... (swallows) Look, shewanted to make me dinner. At least she's not crying..."Wash: "I might. Did she really make fresh bao?" (notices Zoe's glare)"Quaint!"Zoe: "Remember that sex we were planning to have ever again?"📘📒🌋👔🌳👳👾🥒💗🐝🌸🌏🐊🚗🔋 | 2019-02-08 15:10:31 |
| 76561198179608271 | What's your favorite childhood book? >> 👃📕🌳🍧🐛 << | 2019-02-08 14:21:31 |
| 76561198179634866 | 👃 ❉ 💙 ❉ 👽 ❉ 🚗 ❉ 🌋 ❉ 🍆 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 🐛 ❉ 💚 ❉ 💄ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍧 ❉ 🎁 ❉ 🚕 ❉ 🥒 ❉ 💎 ❉ 🌸 ❉ 👾 ❉ 📒 ❉ 🐠 ❉ 🥗 You will have a head crash on your private pack. 📕 ❉ 🌽 ❉ ⛳ ❉ 🐟 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 🚘 ❉ 🚙 ❉ 👹 ❉ 📗 ❉ 🍖 | 2019-02-08 14:05:32 |
| 76561198179639682 | ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌂The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🥗Love -- the last of the serious diseases of childhood. ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 📗 | 2019-02-08 13:07:33 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🐝 Dear ... 🌏 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 💄 ✧ ⛳ ✧ 🚗 ✧ 🚙 ✧ 🚕 ✧ 📘 ✧ 🥞 ✧ 🍖 ✧ 🥒 ✧ 🍇 ✧ 🎍 ✧ 🌂 ✧ 🌽 ✧ 👾 ✧ 💃 Yours truly, Dale Stropus (the cat)👔 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167098187 👳 | 2019-02-08 13:04:32 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🐊👾💄👃👳🚙🍆🏓😺💎🍖💚💃🌽🍇📗👳🌂🥒🐟⚡🚗👽🎫👃🐊🎈📘🚙🌸 It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or noGod.It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.- Thomas Jefferson 🕺📒🌏🔋😺🐠🎍📕🐳👑🍧💚👹📀💛🎄🌋💙⛳🐝👾🎈🥗🥞💙🍖🏀📘🐛🚕 | 2019-02-08 11:00:19 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | Have a fantastic weekend, my friend! | 2019-02-08 08:13:34 |
| 76561198179509657 | 💗 | 📗 | 📀 | 🐳 | 🎁 | 🐟 | 🐊 | 💃 | 👳 | 🎈 | 👾 | 🎄 | 🍇 | 👹 | 💛 | 🐛 | 👔 | 🚙 | 🌸 "One minute I'm just another rabbit and happy about it, next minute*whazaam*, I'm thinking. That's a major drawback if you're looking forhappiness as a rabbit, let me tell you. You want grass and sex, notthoughts like 'What's it all about, when you get right down to it?'"(Moving Pictures) 🚕 | 🥒 | 📘 | 👃 | 💄 | 🚘 | 🍖 | 🥗 | 📒 | 🕺 | 🔋 | 🐠 | 😺 | 🚙 | 💎 | 📀 | 📕 | ⛳ | 🥞 | 2019-02-08 08:10:04 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🌽 Dear ... 🍇 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. 🌸 ♠ 🐊 ♠ 🏀 ♠ 👽 ♠ 🍆 ♠ 🥞 ♠ 🐠 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🥗 ♠ 📒 ♠ 📗 ♠ 🏓 ♠ 🍧 ♠ 🐝 ♠ 🚗 Yours truly, Debora Fala (the cat)📀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167030978 ⛳ | 2019-02-08 07:46:59 |
| 76561198211804512 | 👹 ☣ 🍇 ☣ 🎍 ☣ 🚕 ☣ 🔋 ☣ 💄 ☣ 📀 ☣ 💎 ☣ 💄 ☣ ⚡ ☣ 👽 ☣ 🎽 Have you ever had a psychic reading? Did you believe it? Was it accurate? 🐊 ☣ 💗 ☣ 🍆 ☣ 💛 ☣ 🚙 ☣ 🏓 ☣ 🎫 ☣ 👳 ☣ 💚 ☣ 👃 ☣ 💙 ☣ 🚗 | 2019-02-08 04:47:08 |
| 76561198179814253 | --------------------------------------------------------------There is an order of things in this universe. -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1I thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were right,they see it is easier than trading. And it has its pleasures. I feelit myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards. -- Apella, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8--------------------------------------------------------------🐠📗🍆📀🐟🎄💗💛🚕🐛💄🐳🚘🌂🌳👑🕺🏀🎍⚡🌸💎😺💚🐊🎫💃🌽📕🥗🎁👾📒🌳🏓👔⛳🍇🥞🚗💙🥒👳🍖🎈 | 2019-02-08 04:37:10 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🌽 🚗 🐛 🎫 🌋 👔 👃 💚 🌸 📒🌏 [] 🔋 🍖 🎽 ⚡ 🎄 💎 😺 👽 💃 🎫 📀Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- CalvinAs usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight. -- CalvinI think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- Calvin🌂 💚 🏀 🚕 🐳 🥗 🐟 ⛳ 🎈 💛 | 2019-02-08 03:47:09 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎍Peter: 🍖 Now, 🕺 I 📒 know 🏓 you're ⛳ a 💙 feminist, ⚡ and 👽 I 💗 think 😺 that's 🍧 adorable, 🎁 but 🕺 this 📕 is 🐛 grown-up 👃 time 🍇 and 🐠 I'm 🥒 the 🌏 man.🥞 | 2019-02-07 22:41:01 |
| 76561198211691280 | 📒📗🎫|🏀🍆🌂| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💚👳🌽|Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb?A: I'll have to get back to you on that. wut | 2019-02-07 22:06:03 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🥒 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 👹 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💙 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🎍ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏓 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🔋 ♀ ⚡ Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers. 🐊 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 💎 ♀ 📀 ♀ 💚 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🎁 | 2019-02-07 21:11:04 |
| Whey | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ! | 2019-02-07 21:05:35 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🌏🌸🎄📒👔 - ❄ ✿ ✖ ✿ ♫ ☺ ☂ ✬ ✭ ✪ ❋ ❄ ♫ ✶ ✦ ♪ ♂ ☁ ☁ ♪👃👽🐠🥞🔋 - What do you think is the 💗🍇🎽💛💄 - ㅤㅤ greatest invention of all time? 🐛🐟🐛🚕🌋 - ♪ ☁ ☁ ♂ ♪ ✦ ✶ ♫ ❄ ❋ ✪ ✭ ✬ ☂ ☺ ♫ ✿ ✖ ✿ ❄ | 2019-02-07 20:52:07 |
| 76561198179757550 | 👃👾👹 Performance review for 🐛🎽📗 enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. is aiming for promotion, but recognizes that capabilities and prospects are limited. They set high personal standards in an attempt to do as well as possible. Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. 📒 + 🏀 = 👔 | 2019-02-07 16:57:39 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💄"I 🌽 love 👽 every 🍧 living 🎽 creature." 💗 -Leela 📒 "Even 🚙 me?" 🚕 -Fry 🎈 "As 🎍 a 👾 friend." 🎫 -Leela 📕 Calculon: 👑 An 💚 Oscar, 💎 you 🥞 say? 🌋 That 🐛 would 🍇 get 💃 me 🚙 out 🐝 of 🍆 this ⛳ festering 👑 🌂 📗 rats' 🚗 nest 🌏 called 🚕 television 🌸 once 🍧 and 👽 for 👃 all.💛 | 2019-02-07 14:15:35 |
| 76561198179809165 | --------------------------------------------------------------Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknownDeflector shields just came on, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------🏓🚙🎫😺🍖🎁🍆🐊🥗📕🚘🐝👾💚🌂⚡🐠🐳🐛👑🎈💙🚕👽📀💎🌳🍖📒🥒🚗🌏🚙💄🍧👃🐟📒👹🐊🎽💗🥒💛📗 | 2019-02-07 13:22:33 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🥗 -- 🎁 -- 🍆 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 🍧 -- 👑 -- 🍖 -- 🌽 -- 🏓 -- 🐊 -- 🐟 -- 🥒 -- 👳 -- 🚗 The smiling Spring comes in rejoicing,And surly Winter grimly flies.Now crystal clear are the falling waters,And bonnie blue are the sunny skies.Fresh o'er the mountains breaks forth the morning,The ev'ning gilds the oceans's swell:All creatures joy in the sun's returning,And I rejoice in my bonnie Bell.The flowery Spring leads sunny Summer,The yellow Autumn presses near;Then in his turn come gloomy Winter,Till smiling Spring again ap 👔 -- 📀 -- 🌂 -- 🎫 -- ⛳ -- 📒 -- 💙 -- 🌳 -- 👹 -- 🕺 -- 💛 -- 💚 -- 🌸 -- 🐛 -- ⚡ | 2019-02-07 10:42:45 |
| nobody_move | Thank you everyone!200lvl :) @AndreAS100 <3 | 2019-02-07 10:24:11 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🐟🎁 🏓⛳ CUT LOOSE* 👳 HAVE FUN. 🌏🐊 marvelous game! 💄🏀📀 🍇🥒 | 2019-02-07 10:12:48 |
| alex in chains | slow dancing in the dark................................................................................. | 2019-02-07 09:49:16 |
| 76561198179863334 | 👾 ☎ 🌸 ☎ 🔋 ☎ 🎁 ☎ 📀 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 📘 ☎ 🎄 ☎ ⛳ ☎ 🎈ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👳 ☎ 💙 ☎ 💎 ☎ 🎍 ☎ 🥞 ☎ 🍖 ☎ 🚘 ☎ 🌳 ☎ 🌂 ☎ 🐝 Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- Henry Spencer 💚 ☎ 🐠 ☎ 🎫 ☎ 👑 ☎ 📕 ☎ 💛 ☎ 🐊 ☎ 🍆 ☎ 📒 ☎ 🥒 | 2019-02-07 07:55:40 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🎈 ❋ 🎄 ❋ 👔 ❋ ⚡ ❋ 👽 ❋ 👳 ❋ 🍖 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 👹 ❋ 🐝 ❋ 🐳 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 💚 ❋ 💄 ❋ 😺 Mulder: Why is it so hard to believe? When the accepted discovery of life off this planet is on the front page of every newspaper around the world? When even the most conservative scientists and science journals are calling for the exploration of Mars and Jupiter, with every reason to believe that life and the persistence of it is thriving outside our own terrestrial sphere. If you cannot get past this, then I suggest that this whole committee be held in contempt for ignoring evidence that cannot be refuted. "The X-Files: Terma"Scully: I'm warning you, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own. "The X-Files: The Erlenmeyer Flask"🕺 ❋ 🐟 ❋ 📗 ❋ 🌋 ❋ 🎁 ❋ 💎 ❋ 🌸 ❋ 🌽 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 🥗 ❋ 🥞 ❋ 🐠 ❋ 💙 ❋ 👃 ❋ 🏓 | 2019-02-07 07:23:37 |
| 76561198211598984 | Do you secretly miss | 💎 | 📕 | 🐝 | 🥗 | 👽 | 🎈 | 😺 | 🐳 | Polaroid cameras? | 🔋 | 💗 | 💛 | 📘 | 💄 | 🌳 | 🍇 | 🚕 | | 2019-02-07 05:22:33 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📀 ♫ 🍖 Smile! You're on Candid Camera. 👾🎍🐊 | 2019-02-07 02:32:30 |
| 76561198211819232 | What's the most disturbing | 📘 | 💄 | 💛 | 🌳 | 🍖 | 🍇 | 🥗 | 😺 | thought you've ever had? | 🌸 | 🎁 | 🌏 | 🐊 | 🥞 | 💃 | 🥒 | 💙 | | 2019-02-07 02:17:28 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🔋🍆👃🌂🌳 |What is the best piece of| 👔💃📀🕺🌋🥒⚡🐠👑💙🐛🎽🌂 |advice you've received?| 👽🐝👳🚗🎫💚🐟🏓 | 2019-02-07 01:47:42 |
| 76561198179797383 | 💗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💙 💛 ⛳ 🎽 🚕 🎄 🏓 💙 🌂 🌽 🐛 📀 👽 💎 🚗 🐳 🐊I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates 📒 🏀 🍖 💚 🕺 🥞 🌸 🎽 😺 🌳 📕 🥒 📘 🐝 👹 🌏 | 2019-02-07 01:38:28 |
| 76561198179361029 | ♦ The📕 ✳ most👔📒 ✭ remarkable🚙📀🔋 ß thing👹🕺💗💚 ☼ about📘👃👽🚗🍇 ♣ my🎁🐠💛🥒🌏💛 ♡ mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -- Calvin Trillin | 2019-02-07 01:23:28 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🍆 Dear ... 🐛 → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 🎈 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🌏 ♪ 🎍 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 👽 ♪ 📀 ♪ 💙 ♪ 🐠 ♪ 👔 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 💄 ♪ 💎 Yours truly, Long Zeidan (the cat)🥗 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167011959 😺 | 2019-02-07 00:31:30 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🚕🔋🐳👹🚗👃👔🥒🎁👾🌂🥗📘📗 → 💛 Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come... 🍖🐠🌽🚘🐊👽💗👳📘🥒💎📀🌋💚🌏 → 🥞...around while you have your life in such a mess. 🌸🏀🎁🌳👾🎍🍧💛🏓⚡🍇⛳📕🌽🐳 → 💄 Lucky Numbers: 🔋🚕🎈🐟🚙💗🕺📒🎄👔👃🐛💄🍆😺 → 🌋 14,85,43 🐊 | 2019-02-06 22:35:26 |
| 76561198211853304 | 👔👑👹 If you could save one endangered species from extinction, which would you choose? 🥗💚👃 | 2019-02-06 21:59:25 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🎫🔋🚗💛🎈 - ☁ ✦ ❋ ✥ ✬ ♀ ✿ ✣ ❄ ♣ ☆ ♫ ❃ ☎ ✯ ✪ ♂ ☁ ♠ ღ💎🐛👃📕🥒 - Do you think everyone has the 🚕🍇🎍🕺🌽 - ㅤㅤ capacity to be a leader? 🍖📒👾🥗💃 - ღ ♠ ☁ ♂ ✪ ✯ ☎ ❃ ♫ ☆ ♣ ❄ ✣ ✿ ♀ ✬ ✥ ❋ ✦ ☁ | 2019-02-06 20:05:25 |
| Victorious Secret | "Random Space Facts" by Noble Expeditions Mercury (No, not the thing you drink. The planet, silly!) Do you enjoy celebrating New Years? A year on Mercury is only 88 days long!Laugh at your friends back on Earth who celebrate theirs once every 365 days, those filthy peasants. That's a new Golden profile every 3 months! Ever had an assignment due the next day but wish you had more time? You should've been living on Mercury. A single day there lasts 176 Earth days! I remember when I forgot to feed my cat one Mercury day. I now own a dog meow!A single Mercury day is longer than its year! Was your New Years resolution to lose some weight? Meh, that takes to much time. Head on over to Mercury and enjoy your new summer body right away! If you weighed 100 kg on Earth, Mercury's reduced gravity will ensure you don't tip the scales past 38 kg. (btw...the 427°C heat might kill you) | 2019-02-06 16:56:26 |
| 76561198179618386 | 👽 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 🎈 🚕 💚 🚗 🐳 👃 💃 👳 🐛 🐟 💛 🏓 📗 👔 🐠 🍧My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with-- even if he drank. -- H.L. Mencken 🌳 👑 🌏 💄 🐊 📀 🏓 ⚡ 🚙 👾 🐝 📗 💃 🍇 🥞 🚗 | 2019-02-06 16:09:21 |
| 76561198211715440 | --------------------------------------------------------------It would be illogical to kill without reason. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.--------------------------------------------------------------⛳😺📕🐟👔👹🥒🚕🌋💎👳📗🎽🚙💄⚡🐝🌂🚙🐳🎄💛🕺📕🌽🎫🏓📗🌋🌏🥞🎍📘🚕🎈🐛🐠💙👑🥒⛳🍖🍧👃👾 | 2019-02-06 15:36:20 |
| 76561198179809165 | Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change. 😗 Mal: "One of you is going to fall and kill yourself, and I'm not cleaning itup!" 🤐 "I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_ 😭 "Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunningmetaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy."(Small Gods) 🤤<Knghtbrd> Granted, RMS is a fanatic, I don't deny this. I'll even say he's a royal pain in the arse most of the time. But he's still more often right than not, and he deserves some level of credit and respect for his work. We would NOT be here today without him.😷'The gods,' he said. 'Imprisoned in a thought. And perhaps they were never more than a dream.'(Sourcery)😩 | 2019-02-06 15:12:24 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐠🎍🍆👃👔🌽🌋🌳🕺⛳ Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗⚡👑🏓🔋💎👳🐠🎍🚘 » wet barbers whispered. ☻ » red fingers confessed warmly ✿ » tired blossoms confessed ☁ 📒🏀🥒🍧🌳🐝🎽💃🎈🍆 » admiring my chair, ☀ » Japan borrowed my barbers ♫ » under my clothing ☂ 😺💚🐟💛🌂👽💙🐊📀📕 » into the luggage, ♀ » Brazil measured sloppily. ✶ » Tiger stops leaving. ß 🎄👔👑🚗🐛🌸📘🌽📒🍇 | 2019-02-06 13:24:18 |
| 76561198179517018 | --------------------------------------------------------------Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5--------------------------------------------------------------👃💃🥒💙🚘😺🔋🏓🥗📀💄👔📘👽🚕🎈📕🍆⛳📒🐳👹👑📗🐛🍧💛💗👳🌂🐊🍇📕🥒🥞💎👃🎫🔋🌸🚙🐝🎈🎽👹 | 2019-02-06 13:03:18 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🎈⚡🚙🌏👔🌽🎄📕🍆🐠😺🥒👃🍇🌋Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get andbeat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here." (beat)"You can't change that... by gettin' all... bendy."Wash: "All what?"Jayne: "You got the... the light... from the console... keep you... lift youup. They shine like... (snatching at the air)... little angels..." (fallsover, unconscious)Wash: "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"🐛🌸📀🐟🥗🚘🎈📒💚🚘⛳💄👳🚕📘 | 2019-02-06 12:32:17 |
| 76561198179668874 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎄 * 🍆 * 🌸 * 👳 * 👔 * 💄 * 🚕 * 🥒 * 🥗 * 👃 * 📕 * 💎 * 👹 * 🐛 * 🌏 * 💛ㅤ* Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.ㅤ* What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killerㅤ* Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.💚 * 🐳 * 🚗 * ⚡ * 🚙 * 🏀 * 🍇 * 🥞 * 🐛 * 💗 * 🌽 * 🎽 * 👽 * 🌂 * 🐝 * 💙ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-02-06 09:32:14 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎽Calculon: 💚 I 💛 was 👹 all 💃 of 🚕 history's 🐟 great 👽 acting 📀 robots: 💙 Acting 🍖 Unit 🎄 0.8, 🚘 🐛 🐝 Thespo-mat, 💗 David 🌂 Duchovny! ⚡ Professor: 👾 "Good 🎍 news, 🚙 everyone. 🌋 Several 🎽 years 🚕 ago 🚗 I 🐳 tried 💛 to 🥗 log 🐊 onto 📒 AOL, 🕺 and 🎈 it 🌏 just 🥞 went 📕 through. 📗 Whee! 🍆 We're 👳 online."🔋 | 2019-02-06 08:58:15 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🚕 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚙 🌋 🕺 🌳 🥞 🍇 📕 🐠 🍧 🐊 ⚡ 🐝 🔋 👹 🍆 🐳 🌽Take me drunk, I'm home again! It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party! -- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space" ⛳ 🍖 🚘 💚 💄 ⚡ 👾 🐝 🌂 🐊 🌏 📀 ⛳ 🎈 🥗 🌂 | 2019-02-06 08:21:12 |
| 76561198211819232 | 😺"Oh 🐊 my 🏀 god, 🎫 you 🍖 knocked 🎍 Fox 📒 off 👾 the 💚 air!" 🏀 -TV 🚘 worker 🎁 guy 👃 "Like 🍇 anyone 👽 on 📕 earth 😺 cares." 👹 -Fry 🚙 Calculon: 🍧 I 💎 was 🌂 all 🐛 of 🌽 history's 📗 great 🕺 acting 🎈 robots: 🥞 Acting 🐠 Unit 🥒 0.8, 📘 📀 🍆 Thespo-mat, 💛 David 🌳 Duchovny!💗 | 2019-02-06 07:27:11 |
| 76561198179847314 | What are you an expert on? Is it because of training, lived experience, or both? >> 🌳📘🐠🥞💎 << | 2019-02-06 06:24:07 |
| 76561198179635013 | 😺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍖 🍇 📗 📘 👳 🚙 🏀 💃 👽 🌽 👔 🎫 🎍 🚕 💄 👾 💗Best Beer: A panel of tasters assembled by the Consumer's Union in 1969judged Coors and Miller's High Life to be among the very best. Those whodoubt that beer is a serious subject might ponder its effect on Americanhistory. For example, New England's first colonists decided to drop anchorat Plymouth Rock instead of continuing on to Virginia because, as one ofthem put it, "We could not now take time for further consideration, ourvictuals being spent and especially our beer." -- Felton & Fowler's Best, Worst & Most Unusual The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini isa belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappingsof civilization. -- T.K. 💛 🐊 🐟 💚 🎁 🏓 👃 🌂 🌏 🥗 🌳 🚗 🥞 💙 🍇 ⛳ | 2019-02-06 05:30:08 |
| 76561198211598984 | 👳🚙🏓🎫👹🥗🍆🥞🌂💛🎍🎽📘📕 → 🐛 You are destined to become the commandant of the... 🌽💙🌳⚡💄👳🔋🍖🐟💎🎁🐊🌋😺⛳ → 🍇...fighting men of the department of transportation. 🏀🔋🎈👃🕺👽🐠🚘📀🐊👑💃👾👔🚗 → 🚕 Lucky Numbers: 🐛⛳🍧💗🐝🎍📒🌸🌏🍇🐠🥗⚡💃🎄 → 🥞 0,80,64 🍧 | 2019-02-06 02:54:03 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🍖 Dear ... 🐟 → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy 📗 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🎫 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 👽 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🎄 Yours truly, Abdul Guiden (the cat)🐳 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167035903 🌂 | 2019-02-06 02:50:06 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💙💃📒|🥒👽🏓| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👾🌽🥗|Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?A: Lawn Boy. wut | 2019-02-06 00:19:31 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🎈 ☎ 👑 Rascal, am I? Take THAT!🐟 ☎ 📗 -- Errol Flynn 👽🚕📕 | 2019-02-05 23:57:30 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🚙 ✩ 💄 ✩ 📒 ✩ 👔 ✩ 🌋 ✩ 🚙 ✩ 🐟 ✩ 🎁 ✩ 🎈 ✩ 🥒 ✩ 📀 ✩ 🌏 ✩ 🎄 ✩ 👹 ✩ 👾 Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we might be able to get through one of these things. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one. "The X-Files: Shadows"🐝 ✩ 🥞 ✩ 🚗 ✩ 🐊 ✩ 🍧 ✩ 🎍 ✩ 💙 ✩ 🐠 ✩ 💛 ✩ 💚 ✩ 👃 ✩ 💎 ✩ 🌸 ✩ 🍇 ✩ 👑 | 2019-02-05 22:29:21 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐝 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 🐛 💄 👾 🥒 👃 🌸 💗 💚 👑 📘 🐛 🎈 🎁 💎 🔋 👔Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer. Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch. 🏀 💛 💃 🥗 📀 🍆 🍧 🌽 📗 👹 🚕 🍖 🍇 🚙 💙 📒 | 2019-02-05 21:41:02 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚗 ♫ 💎 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 👳 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 😺 ♫ 👔 ♫ 🔋 ♫ 💗 ♫ 📘 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 🐛 Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin? "The X-Files: Unrequited"Scully: I don't imagine you need to be told this, Mulder, but you're not a loser.Mulder: Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht, either ...am I? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🍆 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🐝 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 🕺 ♫ 📀 ♫ 💄 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 👹 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 🎫 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 🥗 | 2019-02-05 21:03:57 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🥗 📀 🕺 📕 💄 🐟 ⚡ 👽 😺 💎🚙 [] 🍖 👹 🥞 🌳 🚘 📗 🌋 💙 👑 🍆 🥒Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- CalvinWho wouldn't be interested in everything we do?! -- Calvin"But the important thing is persistence." -Calvin trying to juggle eggs🏓 👃 ⚡ 🎽 🍖 🎄 📀 ⛳ 🍇 💗 | 2019-02-05 19:59:57 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Performance review for Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems and has high-level skills requiring complex calculation and analysis. When working with a set of data, is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. Question-marks over physical fitness and may not be ready at this time for a physically demanding job. Always eager to take on a new task, whether hard or simple, and tackles it diligently, without question or complaint. This positive attitude inspires others too. + = | 2019-02-05 14:45:43 |
| 76561198179424285 | 📀 -- 🎈 -- 🍧 -- 📗 -- 👳 -- 🐠 -- 👽 -- 🎫 -- 🎽 -- 🚙 -- 🎁 -- 💗 -- 🥞 -- 🥒 -- 👹 Once upon this midnight incoherent,While you pondered sentient and crystalline,Over many a broken and subordinateVolume of gnarly lore,While I pestered, nearly singing,Sudddenly there came a hewing,As of someone profusely skulking,Skulking at my chamber door.Hop along my little friends, up the Withywindle!Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.Down west sinks the Sun; soon you will be groping.When the night-shadows fall, then the 🕺 -- 💛 -- 💚 -- 🍆 -- 📕 -- 🐛 -- 🐳 -- 🌂 -- 🌽 -- 🚘 -- ⚡ -- 🌸 -- 🥗 -- 👃 -- 🌋 | 2019-02-05 13:44:36 |
| 76561198179697385 | If you could you try any kind of activity, what activity would you try? >> 💃📗🎫👑📒 << | 2019-02-05 13:34:37 |
| 76561198179768678 | Do you have any habits you wish you could erase? >> 🍆🌽🌸🎍🚕 << | 2019-02-05 13:13:38 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-02-05 04:53:31 |
| Pride, bitch, pride. | I will kill you with my love | 2019-02-05 03:56:30 |
| 76561198179518505 | 👔Morbo: 📗 "Morbo 📀 will 💃 now 💛 introduce 🍇 tonights 🔋 candidates. 🌂 Puny 👾 human 🍖 🌽 number 🐊 one, 🎍 puny 👃 human 👹 number 🍆 two 💗 and 🐛 Morbo's 📒 good 🕺 friend 👳 💙 Richard 🎄 Nixon." 🏀 Nixon: 🚕 "Hello 🚘 Morbo. 🌋 How's 🌳 the 🏓 family?" 🎁 Morbo: 📘 "Belligerent 🚙 and ⛳ numerous." 📒 Nixon: 🍧 "Good 📕 man, 👽 Nixon's 🚗 pro-war 👃 and 🎽 pro-family." 🥗 Professor 🌸 Farnsworth: 👑 "Oh 🌏 my, 💄 that 🎽 steamed 🚕 carrot 🥒 was 💚 a 🍆 bit 💛 spicy 🐠 for 😺 me."🎈 | 2019-02-05 01:35:23 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🌋 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💚 🍆 👳 🐛 💙 📀 📕 💛 👽 🚗 💎 🌳 🍧 🥞 👹 🎍 🍖When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. Ihave found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter withslightly over half that quantity of beer. -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler" When the cup is full, carry it level. 👃 💎 🚘 🏓 🎁 🔋 ⛳ 🐠 💙 👑 💄 📀 🎽 🥗 🌸 😺 | 2019-02-04 22:27:42 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🌂 Dear ... 💎 → PENGUINICITY!! → Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. 👽 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🍆 Yours truly, Nicolas Monaghan (the cat)👃 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167030903 🎄 | 2019-02-04 22:26:42 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🔋 ☁ 📕 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🍇 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 👳 ☁ 🐳 ☁ 😺 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 🐝 ☁ 🌸 Scully: Well, let it never be said that you wouldn't walk through fire for a woman Mulder.Mulder: And never let it be said that I wouldn't do it for you again Scully. "The X-Files: Fire"Mulder: (asks Scully on a date.. well!) Vikins vs. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Two tickets on the 40-yard line at the Metrodome. You and me. "The X-Files: Irresistible"🐊 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 🥒 ☁ 🐟 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 💛 ☁ ⛳ ☁ 🏓 ☁ 👃 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 🕺 ☁ 🚘 ☁ 🎄 | 2019-02-04 21:01:42 |
| 76561198179573195 | 📒🚘🌋|🎄💙🐊| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡💗🌏|Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only). wut | 2019-02-04 20:04:40 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🌋📗🎫 Performance review for 🚕🍇👃 In the face of setbacks or adversity will continue to pursue the objective, and doesn't give up. But may not be able to inspire others to continue as well. Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. Always assured and confident in demeanour and presentation of ideas without being aggressively over-confident. responds well when put under pressure – but prefers not to be pressurized all the time. 🚗 + 🐊 = 🐝 | 2019-02-04 18:19:41 |
| Victorious Secret | I've received some questions regarding my new profile design.Let me take a moment to answer a few of them: Q: Are your rockets safe?A: Rockets are basically bombs with people attached, so the answer is yes! Q: How fast can they go?A: To get into Earth's orbit, our rockets must travel at 17,600 Mph (28,000 km/h). That's faster than most Italian sports cars. Q: How long does a trip take?A: Trips to the moon usually take 3 days. Traveling to Pluto at 35,000Mph (56,300 km/h) takes 9.5 years. We encourage all Pluto travelers to pack a light lunch and a snack. Q: Can I get a refund if I'm not satisfied with my flight?A: Certainly. Simply bring your receipt to our customer service center located on Pluto within 30 days. Q: HEY! Wait a minute! If it takes 9.5 years to get to Pluto, how would I even get there within 30 days to get my refund?!A: Yes. Q: Yes?! That's not even an answer! | 2019-02-04 17:50:33 |
| 76561198179603631 | 📕Lucy 📗 Liu: 📒 That 🌏 was 🍖 incredible, 🍧 Bender. 👑 You're 🚙 like 🥞 Jackie 💚 Chan 💙 🎈 🥗 before 😺 he 🎽 got 🚗 all 🐳 doughy. 🏓 "I 💛 don't 🐊 care ⛳ how 💃 many 🐝 eyes 💎 a 🌋 man 👾 has... 👳 as 👽 long 👔 as 🐝 it's 🌂 less 🥒 than 🌽 five." 💃 -Leela🌳 | 2019-02-04 14:50:39 |
| 76561198179419823 | 👹 🎫 👃 ⛳ 📕 🎄 👑 🕺 👔 💚🚗 [] 🚕 💄 ⚡ 👾 👽 🍖 🚘 🎍 🐝 🥞 💃I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought toseriously re-examine your life. -- CalvinI imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- Calvin"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin🥗 🍧 👾 🚙 🌸 📀 🐊 📒 🌋 📘 | 2019-02-04 14:26:38 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🕺 ☼ 👽 ☼ 🌂 ☼ 🥞 ☼ 📘 ☼ 🥗 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🎈 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 🎍 ☼ 🐝 ☼ 🌏 When you're having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better? 💙 ☼ 👳 ☼ 🐛 ☼ 🌸 ☼ 🕺 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 📀 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 💛 ☼ 🎫 ☼ 💗 ☼ 📗 | 2019-02-04 14:15:41 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐛 ✴ 👃 What garlic is to food, insanity is to art. 🐠🚘🌳 | 2019-02-04 10:36:24 |
| 76561198211655604 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐛 * 🎈 * 🐟 * 🐊 * 😺 * 🎫 * 🚗 * 🌳 * ⚡ * 💗 * 🚘 * 🌏 * 🚙 * 📒 * 🌂 * 💚ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.ㅤ* Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.ㅤ* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.🚕 * 💄 * 💙 * 👹 * 🎍 * 👑 * 👔 * 💎 * 🎁 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 💛 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 🍇 * 🏓ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk | 2019-02-04 10:14:23 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🍇 👑 🐛 🏀 👳 🐊 📕 🎽 🚗 🥒🚘 [] ⚡ 🎁 🥗 🌂 💎 💛 🌸 🚙 🌏 🏓 🕺This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ... -- HobbesI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinThis one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ... -- Hobbes🔋 🌽 📒 📘 💚 💃 👽 🥞 💗 🐳 | 2019-02-04 09:59:23 |
| 76561198179500879 | 💃🥒 📕😺🍇⛳ wooooooooooooooo| 📗💄🥞👔 BOSS. ✈✦ humanity thinks you will fancy your new game, ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ (‾⌣‾) 🐝🚘 | 2019-02-04 08:50:16 |
| 76561198179762074 | 📀 ✿ 👾 Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie. 🐠💚🎁 | 2019-02-04 08:43:15 |
| 76561198179575562 | 👽Leela: 👾 Hey, 👃 you 🍖 know 💚 what 🎫 might 🎁 be 🌂 a 🚕 hoot? 🌏 Professor: 💗 No. 🌳 Why 🐠 would 📀 I 🎄 know 🐳 that? ⚡ "This 🐛 is 🏀 turning 👾 into 💄 one 🐟 very 📒 sexy ⛳ struggle 👑 for 🌏 the 🥗 human 👹 race." 💃 -Zapp 🐝 Brannigan🍧 | 2019-02-04 08:24:15 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🎁Peter: 🎍 Lois 📘 told 💗 me 🥒 to 🎫 clean 👃 the 🌸 windows, 🍇 wash 📒 the 🏓 siding, 🚙 and 😺 clean 🐊 the 👔 gutters. 🚗 To 👳 most 🌳 normal 🍖 guys, 💎 that's 🐳 three 🐊 jobs. 💃 To 💛 Peter 🌏 Griffin 📀 and 🌋 his 💚 big 💃 hose, 🍆 that's 📗 one 👃 job. 🌋 Cleveland: ⛳ You're 🍧 not 👳 working 📘 hard, 💗 Peter. 🚙 You're 🌽 working 💛 smart.🎈 | 2019-02-04 07:11:12 |
| 76561198179710665 | Mal: "So Shepard says to a Companion, "Well, a good goat will do that." " 🤕Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in theuniverse are pointed away from Earth?🤧Vulcans worship peace above all. -- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4768.3😚 Chris: Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling. 🤗 [Peter goads various people to fight Lois, including Superman characters] Peter: Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck... Krypton sucks. 😵 If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no usein reading it at all. -- Oscar Wilde 😍Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.😱 | 2019-02-04 04:45:10 |
| 76561198179709777 | ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍆In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love youwant the other person. -- Margaret Anderson ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💛Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder. -- Sigmund Freud ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📕 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🕺 | 2019-02-04 03:48:10 |
| 76561198179780423 | Have you ever won an | 🍇 | 🌋 | 🐝 | 🌳 | 🐛 | 💄 | 👾 | 🚕 | award? What was it for? | 💙 | 🔋 | 👑 | 🚗 | 👃 | 🎫 | 🌸 | 👽 | | 2019-02-04 02:38:08 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🐟👽🎈🐝🍆🎍📀🌂🌽💃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎄🚘👽🎽👹👃🐛🍖😺🎫 » Oh the breaking went! ✫ » darn! drat! blowing blowing shoe. ♣ » Suzuki grunts soon ✿ 🏀🚙👑🕺💎🎁🌸🐊📒🌋 » basking my totem ♥ » I uncovered my princes ღ » under my clothing ❄ 🎍💙🍧👑💗🥗🥞🚗📗👔 » drat the playing made! ✦ » darn! hark! breaking sweeping suit. ✣ » Panda works quickly ❃ 🕺⚡💄💚💙😺👹🌳🎽🔋 | 2019-02-03 23:37:07 |
| 76561198179634866 | What's the last book that you couldn't put down? >> 🚕🥒🚗🎽😺 << | 2019-02-03 22:47:05 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-02-03 07:58:59 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-02-02 12:18:05 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🍧📗💄🚕💎💃👑🎄🚗🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎽📒🍖🥒🚘🥞💛⛳💎💗 » breaking your river ❀ » I uncovered your lounges ✏ » under your water ✿ 💙⚡🎍💗🌏📀🎈🥗💃👳 » India borrowed ♂ » until the luggage refriended ✪ » and the elbows taught ♧ 🍧💚🍖👾🎁🌳👃🐠🕺👽 » Oh the playing taught! ♪ » zounds! drat! basking running dog. ☎ » Denmark cheats quickly ✳ 🎽🏀🐝🚙🚗😺🎫🐛🍆🌽 | 2019-02-01 13:22:12 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶰᶤᶜᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵏᵉᶰᵈ | 2019-02-01 13:12:19 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-02-01 05:58:45 |
| 76561198179634866 | ⛳🚕 🕺🐠🐛 DOPE GAME| 🍆🌽 wonderful. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN* 👳🔋💄🐟🍇🥒📀🏓 wow! ♫✶ everyone trusts youll relish this game- 🌋 get funky, ❄♥🎁🥗🚗 📘💎 | 2019-02-01 03:59:25 |
| 76561198211879112 | 👃One 💚 of 🐳 Bender's 🏓 kids: 🥞 Our 🔋 dad 💄 is 🐟 a 🍧 giant 💄 toy! 🚙 Bender: 😺 "Is 📀 he 🏀 dumb 👽 or 🍇 just 📒 ugly?"📗 | 2019-02-01 02:01:25 |
| 76561198179517018 | 💛 | 🚗 | 🥒 | 📘 | 🐝 | 💄 | 🔋 | 🍇 | 🌂 | 👔 | 👑 | 🎄 | 💗 | 🕺 | 🥗 | 🎁 | 🐟 | 💃 | 🌽 'Good and bad is tricky, she [Esme] said. 'I ain't too certain about where people stand. P'raps what matters is which way you face.'(Witches Abroad) 🐊 | 🏓 | ⚡ | 🎽 | 🥒 | 🚕 | 💎 | 🥗 | 🎈 | 💛 | 🔋 | 🍖 | 🌏 | 🎫 | 🎍 | 📕 | 👃 | 📗 | 🥞 | 2019-02-01 00:27:00 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🐊💛 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) "(◔/‿\◔) ٩(^‿^)۶ GOOD LUCK* 💗🍇 WOW, ⚡🌋🎽🎄 all of us thinks you are going like this game- 👃 wonderful| 🚘💃 | 2019-02-01 00:16:58 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🌳⚡🎈🎽💛 |Would you rather be the most popular kid| 📘👹🔋🥗🐳🏓🌽🎽🐝🌋🎄👽🌸 |in school or the smartest kid in school?| 👃🌏👳🍧🐠🐛💃🎍 | 2019-01-31 23:56:00 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🎫 | 🌽 | ⛳ | 📕 | 🎽 | 🐊 | 🥞 | 🚗 | 🌸 | 💛 | 🌏 | 🎄 | 🚕 | 🏓 | 🚙 | 🍧 | 🚘 | 🏀 | 🎍 There have, in the course of decadent history, been many large wigs, oftenwith build-in gewgaws to stop people having to look at boring hair all thetime. There had been ones big enough to contain pet mice or clockworkornaments. Mme Cupidor, mistress of Mad King Soup II, had one with a birdcage in it, but on special state occasions wore one containing a perpetualcalendar, a floral clock and a take-away linguini shop.(Lords and Ladies) 👑 | 📀 | 🍖 | 🐛 | 💙 | 🍇 | 🌋 | 🌳 | 🐝 | 💃 | 💚 | 🍧 | 👳 | 🎫 | 🎈 | 💛 | 🥗 | 💗 | 👽 | 2019-01-31 23:16:58 |
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| 76561198179634866 | 👳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📕 🚘 🎄 👽 🥞 💄 🐳 ⚡ 🌂 🥒 💎 🍖 🎁 🔋 🍇 👃 💙My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record. -- Dylan Thomas, his last words ⛳ 🍖 🍧 🚗 🎍 📒 💗 💚 👃 🕺 👔 🌳 💄 😺 🏓 🐊 | 2019-01-31 19:37:58 |
| 76561198211879112 | ⚡ Dear ... 🥗 → It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest. → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". 🚗 ♠ 🕺 ♠ 🐊 ♠ 👾 ♠ 📕 ♠ 👳 ♠ 🚕 ♠ 🎍 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🎈 ♠ 📀 ♠ 📘 ♠ 💚 ♠ 🌸 ♠ 👹 Yours truly, Danika Stinger (the cat)🌽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167085184 ⛳ | 2019-01-31 18:28:59 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💎Stewie: 💄 So, 🎁 what ⛳ do 🐛 you 😺 think 🏀 of 👾 this 🌋 "Music 👑 Television?"📗 | 2019-01-31 15:14:26 |
| 76561198179733738 | ❄ Just🌋 ☀ a👃🌽 ✣ few💎🚙👹 ✔ of🥞🐛🏀👔 ✱ the🚕💗🎄🍇⚡ ♫ perfect🐳🌳💄🐟🥞🎈 ✰ excuses for having some strawberry shortcake. Pick one. (1) It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake. (2) It's cheaper than going to France. (3) It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday. (4) Life is short. (5) It's somebody's birthday. I don't want them to celebrate alone. (6) It matches my eyes. (7) Whoever said, "Let them eat cake." must have been talking to me. (8) To punish myself for eating dessert yesterday. (9) Compensation for all the time I spend in the shower not eating. (10) Strawberry shortcake is evil. I must help rid the world of it. (11) I'm getting weak from eating all that healthy stuff. (12) It's the second anniversary of the night I ate plain broccoli. | 2019-01-31 11:06:48 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🚕 ☼ 🍖 The difference between waltzes and disco is mostly one of volume.🕺 ☼ 💚 -- T.K. 🎫🚙👹 | 2019-01-31 11:02:48 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💙 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📒 🌸 🐛 👳 👹 🐟 🎍 🎁 🚗 👔 🎄 💄 😺 👾 💚 🐛 🚘Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober. -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2 Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatlyrelieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him withthe traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar. "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big dog, too!" 🐠 👑 ⚡ 🐊 👹 🐳 🕺 🥒 💗 🥞 🐝 🍆 🌂 🥗 🚕 📗 | 2019-01-31 10:50:47 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-01-31 04:29:10 |
| ПИВНОЙ ЛОРД | How are u? | 2019-01-31 03:20:32 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🎽 ✴ 🐊 Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's💄 ✴ 🥞 leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.📕 ✴ 📀 -- Princess Leia Organa 🎍💎🎍 | 2019-01-31 02:38:32 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🐊 ✧ 💛 ✧ 🌏 ✧ 🏀 ✧ 🐛 ✧ 📀 ✧ 💙 ✧ 💃 ✧ 📗 ✧ 🌂 ✧ 🚘 ✧ ⛳ ✧ 🚕 ✧ 🌳 ✧ 🐝 Scully: I have a date.Mulder: Can you cancel?Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.Mulder: I have a life! "The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned...Mulder: Oooh! If you were that stoned, what? "The X-Files: Deep Throat"👔 ✧ 🚗 ✧ 🎽 ✧ 🐛 ✧ 🌽 ✧ 🌋 ✧ 👹 ✧ 👃 ✧ 📘 ✧ 🎍 ✧ 🔋 ✧ 💗 ✧ 🎁 ✧ 🍇 ✧ 🥞 | 2019-01-30 21:52:32 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💛📘⛳🏀💛 |Ever fantasize about being in a rock| 🌏🚙💃🐊👾🐝🚗💗🎄🎽🌽🥒🕺 |band? What would your group be called?| 📒💄🚕⛳🌂🚘🐛🍧 | 2019-01-30 19:41:31 |
| Diesel | Have an awesome week:gng | 2019-01-30 13:56:25 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💗 ✭ 🚙 ✭ 🐝 ✭ 🐳 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 💄 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 📀 ✭ 💚 ✭ 👑ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💗 ✭ 🎫 ✭ 👾 ✭ 👹 ✭ 📗 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🌳 ✭ 🎽 ✭ ⚡ ✭ 🏓 A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting tohelp, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse,and asked "what do you see?" Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied "Isee a cursor." The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the backof the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the headwith a thick Interlisp Manual. The Undergraduate was then Enlightened. 💃 ✭ ⛳ ✭ 🐟 ✭ 🥞 ✭ 👔 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 🌽 ✭ 🌋 ✭ 🌽 | 2019-01-30 08:33:05 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-01-30 06:51:53 |
| 76561198179733738 | 😺🌸🍧🌳🏀 |What are you an expert on? Is it because| 📒🔋👔🕺🎍🐝🏓⚡🌂🥒🍆🎈🥗 |of training, lived experience, or both?| 🥞🍇👃📗🚗💙🎫🎁 | 2019-01-30 03:02:25 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🌽 ✣ 🐛 ✣ 🕺 ✣ 🐠 ✣ 💄 ✣ 🚙 ✣ 🥞 ✣ 🎫 ✣ 💗 ✣ 🐝 ✣ 🍇 ✣ 🐛 ✣ 🥒 ✣ 📘 ✣ 🌸 Detective Manners: Well, thanks a lot! You really bleeped up this case!Scully: Well of course, he didn't actually SAY 'bleep,' he said. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who'd caused you to suffer. Who would they be?Scully: I only get five?Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year Scully, didn't I? "The X-Files: The List"📒 ✣ 👳 ✣ 💎 ✣ 🎍 ✣ 👹 ✣ 👽 ✣ 👑 ✣ 🚗 ✣ 🚘 ✣ 🌏 ✣ 🚕 ✣ 🌳 ✣ 🏀 ✣ 💚 ✣ 👔 | 2019-01-30 01:25:24 |
| 76561198179803382 | ♡ Do👑 ✳ you🐠🎍 ↕ feel🕺⛳🏀 ß personally💛🐳🚕💎 ღ responsible💗💚💄👃🎫 ☀ for🥒📕⚡📗🍆🚘 ♀ the world food shortage? Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in? Have you ever eaten an entire moose? Can you see your neck? Do joggers take laps around you for exercise? If so, welcome to National Fat Week. This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign, ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person. -- Garfield | 2019-01-30 00:36:25 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎄🌋 🌽💎🐊 awesome, ❃☺❋ dope game| ♂∞ß 🌸🚘 | 2019-01-29 23:31:23 |
| 76561198179843803 | Do you think you're currently operating at 100% capacity? >> 💎💃🎁🌳🥞 << | 2019-01-29 21:51:42 |
| 76561198179757550 | 😺 🚗 👾 👽 🌽 🎫 🐛 🍖 🕺 🌸📗 [] 🥞 🌂 🐟 🔋 📀 🎄 💛 💎 💄 📘 😺I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning andhappiness. -- Calvin"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV." --- Calvin"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin🏓 ⛳ 🐠 🎍 🥞 🍆 👽 👑 💗 💎 | 2019-01-29 21:09:40 |
| 76561198179677447 | --------------------------------------------------------------EARL GREY PROFILESNAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle PicardOCCUPATION: Starship Big CheeseAGE: 94BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra SectorEYES: GreySKIN: TannedHAIR: Not muchLAST MAGAZINE READ: Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex QuarterlyTEA: Earl Grey. Hot.EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.Each kiss is as the first. -- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6--------------------------------------------------------------🏀🌳🐝🐳💛⛳🌏🍖📀🏓🥗🚘👑💃💙🚙🐝🎍📕🎫🎈🎁📗🍧🐛🐟🚕🌂👔📀🎄🌸🍆👑💗💚🎍🌋🍇🌽🐳🍖⚡📗👳 | 2019-01-29 21:03:38 |
| 76561198179509657 | 📕Darren 🎍 (On 🕺 Bewitiched): 🥞 The 🐟 power 👃 of 🐠 Christ 🔋 compels 🍖 you, 📗 ♥♥♥♥♥!🎫 | 2019-01-29 21:02:39 |
| alex in chains | have a great week | 2019-01-29 20:16:53 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🚙🎽👑🏀📕 |How would you describe| 🎄👾👳🌋🎫🎍⚡👹📒🐟🐊🐝🍇 |me to your friends?| 🎈⛳🐠💛📘🔋👃🐟 | 2019-01-29 18:42:49 |
| 76561198211804512 | 📗👑💃 What was the best part of your day, so far? 🕺🎈🔋 | 2019-01-29 15:13:05 |
| 76561198211842796 | --------------------------------------------------------------Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to belocated on a natural invasion route. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4--------------------------------------------------------------🌳💙🚕🌋👾👑🐛🏀📘🏓📗📒📕🎍🐟📀🎽🎁⛳💗🚘👽🏀⚡🐊👔🌸👃💄🍧🌽🥒🐛💃🚘👳🥞⛳🌏🏓🌂🍆🐝🔋🎽 | 2019-01-29 12:47:33 |
| 76561198179682287 | ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👾Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintanceand without any visible reason. -- Lord Chesterfield ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💄You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children" ♥ 👽 ♥ 📘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-01-29 11:54:33 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🌋 | 🔋 | 💛 | 🎫 | 🏀 | 🎍 | 🌽 | 🍇 | 🌏 | 🚕 | 📗 | 🍖 | 🚘 | 👽 | 📀 | 🌂 | 🐛 | 👳 | 💄 It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't badenough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing. -- Captain Vimes ponders his problems (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!) 🐳 | 🎽 | 🥒 | 🚕 | 🌸 | 🐊 | 🎁 | 💃 | 🎫 | 📒 | 🐟 | 💄 | 🔋 | 👾 | 🌂 | 🚙 | 🥞 | 📘 | 👑 | 2019-01-29 11:09:29 |
| 76561198211691280 | 💙Stewie: 🌂 [to 👳 a 👽 masseuse] 📘 Sh, 📗 sh, 📀 sh, 🐠 no 🐊 conversation.🌸 | 2019-01-29 10:54:29 |
| 76561198179695038 | ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌂In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing tobe in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one'sbeloved. -- Russell Baker ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐟Bondage maybe, discipline never! -- T.K. ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎈 | 2019-01-29 07:54:25 |
| 76561198179809165 | 💙🚗🔋 Performance review for 📒📕📀 Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, engages in the conversation, but contributions show a lack of understanding at first. Needs to make more effort to listen, learn and adjust. Communicates reasonably well, but not someone you would choose to present a case effectively or to get across detailed instructions. generally seems to listen to others and take on board their views. They will always willingly and successfully try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. 🍇 + 💚 = 🐊 | 2019-01-29 06:02:25 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🏓 ☻ 👾 ☻ 🚕 ☻ 🚙 ☻ 🍇 ☻ 💄 ☻ 🔋 ☻ 🎁 ☻ 📀 ☻ 🚗 ☻ 🕺 ☻ 🌳 ☻ 😺 ☻ 🌂 ☻ 🎽 Mulder: I was a dead man and now I'm back. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. "The X-Files: Wetwired"🎄 ☻ 🐛 ☻ 📘 ☻ 👑 ☻ 👹 ☻ 🥒 ☻ 🎫 ☻ 🚗 ☻ 💛 ☻ 💎 ☻ 👳 ☻ 🐠 ☻ 🥗 ☻ 😺 ☻ 💙 | 2019-01-29 04:52:22 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-01-29 03:18:49 |
| 76561198211598984 | 📒Tom 📘 Tucker: 🔋 This 🐠 is 💚 Tom 👳 Tucker... 🌏 's 💄 evil 🌽 twin 🍖 Todd 🥗 Tucker 👔 out 📗 to 🚗 destroy 👑 his 💙 brother's 😺 reputation. 📕 Ha 🐊 ha 🍇 ha! 🚕 Now 🚘 I'm 🎈 going 🎍 to ⛳ go 🚘 back 🏀 inside ⚡ my 🎁 motel 👽 room 🌂 where 👾 I'm 🥞 going 💙 to 🎄 have 💃 freaky 👽 sex 👃 with 🍆 my 💗 prostitute 🌋 with 💛 whom 👔 I 🥗 still 🏀 have ⛳ another 🎫 45 📀 minutes.🐝 | 2019-01-29 02:12:22 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🍧🥞👽 What living person, other than family members, do you most admire? 🌋🐊🎽 | 2019-01-29 00:05:44 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🍧💗💛⛳👽⚡🚘💃🔋🥞👹🌏🚕🌂🍇River: "Is it time to go to sleep again?"Simon: "No, mei mei. It's time to wake up."🥒🚙🏓🐳📒🏀🌽👾🥒🐠💛💎🎍🎽👳 | 2019-01-28 23:11:42 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🚘🔋🌽|🌸🚕🎽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙🚗🏓|Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?A: The cats keep trying to bury them. wut | 2019-01-28 21:15:34 |
| 76561198179809977 | ⚡🚗⛳🎫🥞🥒🌂🍆👃🌸 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽🍧🏓👾🚕🔋👳💚🐳🎈 » pond loiter to me ♀ » she attached and attached more ❖ » I played honesty ✪ 🕺🚗📀🐊🚙🍇💛🏀📗🌽 » blowing your totem ✶ » I uncovered your papers ✏ » under your sugar ❋ 👾🐠😺📘🐛💄🎽🌋⛳👑 » bright blossoms approved. ✭ » flat fingers whispered aptly ☢ » short lounges rejoiced ✤ 👹🎍📒👔🚙📕🎁🌏💙💗 | 2019-01-28 20:50:33 |
| 76561198179860286 | What was the last movie you have seen? >> 📕📀🍧💚🐛 << | 2019-01-28 20:39:33 |
| 76561198179819778 | ✔ You🌂 ♫ don't🔋🍆 ❄ sew🥞⚡🕺 ∞ with🌳🌋😺🎽 ✬ a📕🥗💙💚👹 ♂ fork,👃🐠🍧🐊🥞💛 ✥ so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food | 2019-01-28 20:14:32 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🥗 ❦ 💎 ❦ 👹 ❦ 🥞 ❦ 👃 ❦ 🐠 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🎄 ❦ 📗 ❦ 📕ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐝 ❦ 💙 ❦ 🏓 ❦ 📘 ❦ ⛳ ❦ 🌽 ❦ 🎽 ❦ 🔋 ❦ 😺 ❦ 🏀 A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting tohelp, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse,and asked "what do you see?" Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied "Isee a cursor." The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the backof the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the headwith a thick Interlisp Manual. The Undergraduate was then Enlightened. 👃 ❦ 🐳 ❦ 🌂 ❦ 🚙 ❦ 🍇 ❦ 📒 ❦ 🐛 ❦ 🚗 ❦ 🎄 ❦ 🍖 | 2019-01-28 10:52:19 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🚙🎽🎁🌸🥞🥒🌋💎📒🥗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃👾🎽👳📗💄🍖🎄⚡🐟 » into the luggage, ♪ » Mexico and Monkey cheat. ☼ » Japan starts leaving. ♦ ⛳🐳👑🚗🚕👽📕🍆💚🌏 » playing your river ✫ » I departed your blossoms ♂ » before your water ✭ 📀🐠🍇🏀🌽🎍📗💄👑🍧 » before the clothing, ❄ » Mexico and Panda work. ✪ » Japan starts peeking. ♫ 👃🌋📘🔋🎄👔🌂👳💛💙 | 2019-01-28 10:09:16 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🎄💎🐠👳🚗🎽🥞🥒🐛🐝🏓👔🌳📀🐳Simon: "River - I'm sorry..."River: "No. No."Simon: "I hate to... leave..."River: "You won't. You take care of me. You've always taken care of me." (pause) "My turn."🌂📗🌽🚘📕💗🥗📒👾👽💃👔😺💎⛳ | 2019-01-28 01:40:00 |
| 76561198179361029 | ⚡ Dear ... 👽 → Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. 👔 ✦ 👹 ✦ 💎 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 🚗 ✦ 🥞 ✦ 🐳 ✦ 🌋 ✦ 👃 ✦ 💚 ✦ 🐝 ✦ 🌳 ✦ 👹 ✦ 🐟 ✦ 🔋 Yours truly, Henry Poulin (the cat)🎈 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167079971 🍇 | 2019-01-28 01:08:01 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🎫🥒📕|🐝🔋💄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥞🐟🐠|Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. [Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.] ??? | 2019-01-28 00:57:02 |
| 76561198179819778 | 💎📒🥗|📕🎍🌂| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💛📘💎|Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?A: One per person. ??? | 2019-01-27 23:07:59 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚙 | 👹 | ⚡ | 🐳 | 📗 | 📀 | 🍆 | 💗 | 🌽 | 🌂 | 🐊 | 🍧 | 📕 | 💚 | 🚕 | 🎽 | 🌏 | 🌋 | 🐛 "No, no, no, what you do is, you get a gnu, then you point it at the driverand someone says, 'Look out, he's got a gnu!' and you say, 'Take us wherewe want to go or I'll fire this gnu at you!'" -- "Host Age at 10,000 Feet", Nome style (Terry Pratchett, Truckers) 👑 | 🎈 | 👾 | ⚡ | 🥒 | ⛳ | 🎫 | 💃 | 📀 | 🥞 | 🕺 | 🌸 | 🐊 | 📕 | 🚕 | 📗 | 🐟 | 🎈 | 👳 | 2019-01-27 22:59:59 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🏀 Dear ... 📒 → Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us. → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 🎍 ✥ 👾 ✥ 🎫 ✥ 💃 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 🥞 ✥ 🐊 ✥ 💙 ✥ 📕 ✥ 👳 ✥ 🎽 ✥ 🎈 ✥ 🚕 ✥ 🌳 ✥ 📒 Yours truly, Ismael Wilkey (the cat)🌏 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037647 🔋 | 2019-01-27 20:33:59 |
| 76561198211882476 | ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👹 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🏓Love is not enough, but it sure helps. ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌋Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. -- The Wizard of Oz ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🥞 | 2019-01-27 20:27:59 |
| 76561198179639682 | Have you ever stolen anything? | 👃 | 🎈 | 📗 | 🎽 | 🐟 | 🌸 | 👳 | 🐛 | (Money, candy, hearts, time?) | 🥗 | ⚡ | 🎽 | 💗 | 🚗 | 👑 | 🎄 | 🎫 | | 2019-01-27 19:50:58 |
| Victorious Secret | Gather around ladies and gents! Its time for Noble's: "Super Awesome Fun Time Game Playing Enjoyable Experience Wow Thats Cool"(or "SAFTGPEEWTC" for short) You might be asking "Hey Noble, what the heck is SAFTGPEEWTC" How would I know? I'm just now hearing about this for the first time as well. I'm guessing its a game or an activity of some sort. The name doesn't seem to offer much info and the acronym is just way too long. Its the kind of name Miranda would choose. Who knows? For today's SAFTGPEEWTC, the rules are simple. Stare at the dot in the center of the image for 15 seconds, then look away from your screen and look at any object that's nearby. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1637464381 | 2019-01-27 15:08:39 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎽 ✣ 👹 ✣ 👑 ✣ 🥗 ✣ 💃 ✣ 🎍 ✣ 🍆 ✣ 👃 ✣ 🎁 ✣ 🍇 ✣ 📗 ✣ 🌋 ✣ 🎄 ✣ 👔 ✣ 🥞 Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who'd caused you to suffer. Who would they be?Scully: I only get five?Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year Scully, didn't I? "The X-Files: The List"Mulder: Eeenee meeeneee chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.. "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"🌸 ✣ 📕 ✣ 😺 ✣ 🚙 ✣ 🐟 ✣ 🌽 ✣ 🎫 ✣ 🌳 ✣ 🏓 ✣ 💎 ✣ ⚡ ✣ 💄 ✣ 💚 ✣ 👾 ✣ 🥞 | 2019-01-27 13:31:11 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎍 * 🥞 * 🌋 * 👔 * 👑 * 💗 * 🐊 * 🕺 * 💄 * 😺 * 📘 * ⛳ * 🌏 * 🌂 * 💛 * 🥗ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please." "No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..." "Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."ㅤ* Christmas trees are like men. They don't look as good once you get them home.ㅤ* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.👹 * 🍇 * 🚙 * 🎁 * 🚗 * 👳 * 👔 * 📗 * 🎫 * 🌸 * 🐊 * 👃 * 💙 * 💚 * 📕 * 🐝ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-01-27 13:12:11 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐊👳🚗🐟👃🌳🎫🍖🍧📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎍💗📘💃🚕📗🎄📕😺🌏 » cheat chairs in gravel ✧ » when blossoms work to loiter ❂ » because flowers play ☣ 🎈🍇🐝🐛🐳📀💄⛳🥗🎫 » short barbers pondered. ☻ » false flowers rejoiced brightly ♣ » red flowers approved ✥ 🐠🌽🚘🌸👃🚙🐛🌂👑🐟 » take chairs in gravel ✩ » when princes scold to loiter ♡ » because barbers cheat ✴ 🌋🥞📘🥗⛳👹🎽📒🌂⚡ | 2019-01-27 12:57:11 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🎫 👳 🎄 📕 🌳 ⚡ 🎫 🥒 🚕 🍧 💃 🎽 🌋 🌽 💚 ⛳Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning. Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosnan 🐟 👑 🏀 🌂 🚘 🐊 🎁 🌏 🍖 📒 📗 💛 💄 🎄 👾 🍆 | 2019-01-27 12:23:12 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🍇 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 👑 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 👾 ❄ ⚡ ❄ 🚙 ❄ 👹 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 🌸ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐝 ❄ 🎽 ❄ 🐠 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 👔 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 🔋 ❄ 💙 As of next Thursday, UNIX will be flushed in favor of TOPS-10.Please update your programs. 💗 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 💎 ❄ 📀 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 🐛 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 🏓 ❄ 😺 | 2019-01-27 10:43:57 |
| 76561198179768678 | --------------------------------------------------------------Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3220.3Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8--------------------------------------------------------------🐊🏓🎽👃🎍👔🥞📕🎫🏀👑🔋🚙🚕🍆💄📘📒💃🥒💗👽💎⚡🍧🐠🌳🌽💚👾🎈🌽🍇🌂🎄👳🌋⛳🥞🐳👹🍆😺🐛🚗 | 2019-01-27 10:13:57 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🚙Judge: 🌂 Mr. 🚕 Griffin, 👔 we 🐊 have 🍇 undisputable 🚗 evidence 👑 that 🎁 not 🌏 only 💚 were 🏀 you 🎍 ever 🌽 not 💎 in 💗 the 😺 same 🌂 room 🥗 as 📘 Clarence 👳 Thomas, 💙 you 🎈 were ⛳ never 🥞 even 💗 in 🍧 the 🐛 same 🐟 state. 🔋 What 🐠 do 📀 you 🌋 say 🚕 for 🌳 yourself? 🎽 Peter: 🏓 BABBA 👾 BOUI. 👽 BABBA 👃 BOUI. 👑 BABBA 🎫 BOUI. 💄 HOWARD 🥒 STERN'S 😺 PENIS. 🎄 BABBA 🍆 BOUI. 📕 BABBA 🚘 BOUI.👽 | 2019-01-27 08:52:57 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🥗 ✭ 👾 ✭ 🐝 ✭ 🐠 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🎫 ✭ 🎍 ✭ 👹 ✭ 🔋 ✭ 📀 ✭ 🌸 ✭ 🍧 ✭ 📒 ✭ 🐊 ✭ 🍖 Scully: Must be nice not having someone questioning your every move ... poking holes in all your theorys ...Mulder: [joking] Oh yeah, it's great, I'm surprised I put up with you for so long! "The X-Files: Sleepless"Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel... "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"🍇 ✭ 💚 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 🏓 ✭ 🚕 ✭ 🥞 ✭ ⛳ ✭ 💙 ✭ 💃 ✭ 👃 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 🌏 ✭ 📗 ✭ 🕺 ✭ 🚙 | 2019-01-27 07:03:50 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🌏 🚗 🎍 🐝 👹 👃 👽 🍧 🚘 📗🌂 [] 🌽 🐠 ⛳ 👑 🕺 💛 🌋 👔 🐛 🎫 😺Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- CalvinThere's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. -- CalvinNothing I do is my fault. -- Calvin💃 🥗 🎁 💎 💚 🏓 💄 🐳 📒 🚙 | 2019-01-27 05:07:50 |
| 76561198211794508 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚙 * 🏀 * 🚕 * 🎫 * 🐝 * 🌋 * 🚘 * ⛳ * 🍆 * 📀 * 🐛 * 💗 * 🐠 * 👑 * 🐟 * 🌳ㅤ* The other day someone left a piece of plastacine in my bedroom. I didn't know what to make of it.ㅤ* Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.ㅤ* Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.💃 * 🌏 * 📒 * 🚙 * 🎁 * 📗 * 🌂 * 🕺 * 🥞 * 🎍 * 👹 * 💙 * 🚗 * 🥗 * ⚡ * 📘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2019-01-27 02:36:49 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐊 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌋 💛 🍇 💄 👑 🎄 💎 🌽 🎫 💚 🚗 🐳 🌳 🎈 📀 👽 🐝NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out. I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. -- Fred Allen[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.] 🌂 🕺 🐠 👑 🐊 📘 👔 🌽 🐛 🏓 🥞 🚗 🚘 🔋 🥗 🍖 | 2019-01-27 01:05:49 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👾💃📒|🐊⛳👔| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎈🚕📀|Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change. idk | 2019-01-27 00:14:49 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🌳⚡🎈🐟🎽 - ❋ ✶ ❖ ✏ ☂ ♀ ♀ ☺ ☼ ✿ ♪ ♪ ☎ ❂ ❄ ☢ ♥ ♡ ♠ ¤👃👽🌂💚🏓 - Do you know any good 🚕🎫🏀💛🥗 - ㅤㅤ conversation starters? 🍧🌋🍇👑🚙 - ¤ ♠ ♡ ♥ ☢ ❄ ❂ ☎ ♪ ♪ ✿ ☼ ☺ ♀ ♀ ☂ ✏ ❖ ✶ ❋ | 2019-01-26 23:58:49 |
| 76561198179618386 | ♥ 💎 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💄The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍧In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love youwant the other person. -- Margaret Anderson ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-01-26 21:25:52 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📕 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐊 🐝 🍆 🌋 🥒 ⚡ 👾 💛 🌸 🚘 💚 🔋 🚗 🎽 👑 🐛 📀Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. -- Jimmy Cannon I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolcott 🎈 🍇 🌳 💗 🎫 😺 ⛳ 🍧 👹 🚕 💃 ⛳ 📒 🌏 🍧 💄 | 2019-01-26 20:41:57 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🎄Brian: 🚘 Peter, 👳 are 🏓 you ⛳ sure, 🎫 you've 👃 never 🌂 had 👔 much 🐝 luck 💗 telling 💚 jokes. 📒 [Flash 👾 Back 👽 to 👹 Peter 🐊 in 🐠 a 🐝 net 🐳 surrounded 🎍 by 📘 apes 🎈 with 🌽 guns] 🥗 Peter: 🎽 Okay, 👳 Okay. 💃 How 🔋 many 🍆 dirty 🎁 stinkin' 🏀 apes 🌳 does 💛 it 🚗 take 🌏 to 📕 screw 🚙 in 🍇 a ⚡ lightbulb? 🥗 Three: 💄 One 💙 dirty 🥞 stinkin' 🚕 ape 🚗 to 🌳 screw 🍆 in 👑 the 🐠 light 🚙 bulb, 🎫 and 💚 two 😺 dirty 🍧 stinkin' 💃 apes 🐛 to 🕺 throw 💄 faeces 👃 at 📀 each ⛳ other. 🚘 Hehehehehehe. 🌸 [Apes 🥒 ♥♥♥♥ 💗 shotguns]🐝 | 2019-01-26 20:30:54 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📀👹 🎍 BOSS GAME- 🐟🥞🥗🌸 STEAM ASSUMES YOULL FANCY THIS GAME| 👔✦ do it big* GL HF! ✩✧♣ 🐛📘 | 2019-01-26 18:31:34 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🌽🚘🎈⛳🌏🔋🏓🐝💄⚡📗🐳🥒💙🌂Mal (naked, alone in the desert): "Yep... that went well."🚕👑💎🚗🐊💃👽📒👔💚💛🍇👹🎄🎫 | 2019-01-26 16:51:32 |
| 76561198211853304 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 🔋 * 🌂 * 👳 * ⚡ * 📗 * 🍆 * 💄 * 💚 * 💙 * 👃 * 🚗 * 🌳 * 👔 * 👹 * 📒ㅤ* If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.ㅤ* You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', '♥♥♥♥', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.🐟 * 🥗 * 📕 * 🚕 * 🎍 * 🍇 * 💛 * 🏓 * 🍧 * 😺 * 👽 * 💃 * 🕺 * 🌂 * 🥞 * 🥒ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm giggling! | 2019-01-26 16:34:30 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🥞 ↕ 🌂 ↕ 🐊 ↕ 💙 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 💗 ↕ 👔 ↕ 🚙 ↕ 💃 ↕ 🐟 ↕ 🥗 ↕ 📒 On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? 💚 ↕ 👳 ↕ 🚘 ↕ 🐠 ↕ ⚡ ↕ 🎈 ↕ 👽 ↕ 👾 ↕ 🐳 ↕ 🎁 ↕ 🐛 ↕ 🏀 | 2019-01-26 16:18:31 |
| 76561198179634913 | How do you reign in | 📀 | 🐠 | 🐊 | 💎 | 👔 | 🏓 | 👳 | 📗 | self-critical voices? | 🎍 | 🎽 | 💄 | 📒 | 🌸 | 🍇 | 🌽 | 🥗 | | 2019-01-26 15:49:30 |
| 76561198179618386 | 📗📕💙 Performance review for 👃🥞💃 Always succeeds in explaining ideas clearly. Others find easy to understand. They also has the ability to listen carefully to what others are saying, to understand and then to respond appropriately. Conversations with are two-way. is generally good with detail and checks work thoroughly, but there have been one or two minor errors in work presented in the current period. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. 🎽 + 🚙 = 👽 | 2019-01-26 13:59:36 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🚗 Dear ... 🎫 → PENGUINICITY!! → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 💚 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 🌳 ✰ 😺 ✰ 💃 ✰ 📕 ✰ 📘 ✰ 🐊 ✰ 👑 ✰ 💎 ✰ 🎄 ✰ ⚡ ✰ 🌋 ✰ 🌳 Yours truly, Towanda Hoogheem (the cat)🎈 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096304 🐳 | 2019-01-26 11:22:34 |
| 76561198211794508 | --------------------------------------------------------------Landru! Guide us! -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. -- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3--------------------------------------------------------------🐳🥗👑📕🥒🍆📒🐠🌳🌂🌽🐟👔🌸🎁🥒🏀💛💎🔋📗💙🎈👳⚡🕺👹👽👑🎍👾🍖🚕💗🌳🚘🎄📀🐠🌏💙🚗👃💚💄 | 2019-01-26 10:36:37 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🕺 | 🎍 | 🏀 | 🌽 | 🐳 | 👹 | 🚕 | 💚 | 🍧 | 📒 | 🐛 | 🌂 | 🌸 | 🐝 | 🌳 | 🐟 | ⛳ | 🚗 | 🍇 'They think they want good government and justice for all, Vimes, yet what is it they really crave, deep in their hearts? Only that things go on as normal and tomorrow is pretty much like today.'(Feet of Clay) 🥞 | 😺 | 🎫 | 🏓 | 🎄 | 📀 | 🌏 | 📗 | 🍖 | 💗 | 🚘 | 👑 | 🔋 | 🏀 | 🚙 | 💎 | 👃 | 🐠 | 🎽 | 2019-01-26 10:28:42 |
| 76561198211879112 | MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched. 😭 It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for nomekind.(Truckers) 🤥 I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write anovel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. -- Fred Allen 🤤 Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two. 🤑You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.😍Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac(and nobody cares about it). -- Bill Joy 6/21/85😙SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS intoempty OIL DRUMS ...🤔 An eye in a blue faceSaw an eye in a green face."That eye is like this eye"Said the first eye,"But in low place,Not in high place." 🤕 You teach best what you most need to learn. 😩 | 2019-01-26 09:46:15 |
| 76561198211741980 | ⛳🎈📘🥞🥒🚗🍧👳👑🌋🎄👔🥗🌽👾Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."📕🌳👔🌸📀🐊🏓🎁👾💛🎽🎈🚙📕🔋 | 2019-01-26 06:42:12 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🐳 ✳ 💚 It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home.🏀 ✳ 🌽 -- Luke Skywalker 📒🥗🌋 | 2019-01-26 04:05:12 |
| 76561198179419823 | 📀 ✪ 💎 ✪ 💚 ✪ 📕 ✪ 🚘 ✪ 👹 ✪ 🐊 ✪ 😺 ✪ 🥒 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 🌂 ✪ 📘 As a child, what did you wish to become when you grew up? 🐝 ✪ 🚗 ✪ 🎫 ✪ 🥗 ✪ 👽 ✪ 👔 ✪ 💛 ✪ 💃 ✪ 💗 ✪ 🚕 ✪ 🎄 ✪ 🍇 | 2019-01-26 03:13:10 |
| 76561198179551309 | A subversive is anyone who can out-argue their government. 🤕Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.😙 [at Peter's imaginary version of Cheesy Charlie's] Kid: I have 13 tickets, is that enough? Clerk: I'm sorry, Timmy. You need 15 tickets to live. 🙄 It would be nice to say that the tiny frogs thought long and hard about thenew flower, about life in the old flower, about the need to explore, aboutthe possibility that the world was bigger than a pool with petals aroundthe edge.In fact, what they thought was: "._._.mipmip._._.mipmip._._.mipmip".(Wings) 😷 Preserve the old, but know the new. 🤑Of all the words of witch's doomThere's none so bad as which and whom.The man who kills both which and whomWill be enshrined in our Who's Whom. -- Fletcher Knebel🤣Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. -Irene Peter🤠 | 2019-01-26 02:32:14 |
| 76561198179804107 | 💄📘📀⛳🎍🍖👑🎫🚕🐠 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍆📗🌸🎽🌳🎁💛📘👽🚗 » feeling your river ✿ » I considered your papers ♀ » throughout your clothing ♂ 🎫👹👃🥒🎄💄🍇🐝🌏🔋 » India admired ¤ » until the gravel refriended ✿ » and the princes went ☼ 👳🏀🐳😺🐛💗🚙🥞🎈🐟 » hunt chairs on luggage ∞ » when barbers make to loiter ❃ » because lounges scold ❖ 💚💙🍖📒👔📀🏓⛳🐊💃 | 2019-01-25 18:54:26 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🥗 💄 🚕 🎽 🍧 💛 🐠 🐊 💃 🎄🐝 [] 🕺 🚕 🐛 🌸 🚘 💙 💚 🌽 🌂 🥒 🐳Is it a right to remain ignorant? -- CalvinA voice crackles in Calvin's radio: "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" "Roger. What should I do until then?"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere inthe universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- Calvin👑 🍖 🍇 📕 🎄 👃 🥒 📒 👾 🚗 | 2019-01-25 14:35:50 |
| 76561198179551309 | What are your 3 favorite movies? >> 💛🏀🐛🌏🏓 << | 2019-01-25 12:34:49 |
| Jackie Chun | ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᶰᶤᶜᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵏᵉᶰᵈ | 2019-01-25 11:02:37 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎁 ✔ 🎄 ✔ 🏓 ✔ 🐳 ✔ 🥗 ✔ 💎 ✔ 🌂 ✔ 👑 ✔ 🌋 ✔ 😺 ✔ 🎍 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 💙 ✔ 🌸 ✔ 📀 Mulder: How was the wedding?Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?Scully: Maybe. "The X-Files: Roland"Mulder: The truth will save you Scully... I think it will save both of us. "The X-Files: Terma"🌳 ✔ 🚘 ✔ 🔋 ✔ 💛 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🕺 ✔ 😺 ✔ 💗 ✔ 💚 ✔ 🌽 ✔ 🍖 ✔ 🎄 ✔ 🐳 ✔ 📘 ✔ 🥒 | 2019-01-24 23:29:49 |
| 76561198179780423 | ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💎Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🔋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐊Love is not enough, but it sure helps. ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐝 | 2019-01-24 22:28:52 |
| Victorious Secret | Magic with Miranda Hey Wendy, do you want to play a game? Sure. What's the game? Its called "I'll hide and you attempt to locate me somewhere nearby, meanwhile I stay hidden because I found a really good hiding spot" game. You mean "Hide and Seek"? Yeah, thats what I just said. Why are you copying me? That is NOT what you just said, you said....oh never mind, lets just play the game. Do you want me to go over the rules first? I'm pretty sure I know how to play hide and seek, so i'll skip the tutorial You sure? Of course I'm sure Miranda, its freakin Hide and Seek! Its the easiest game on the planet! Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you.... https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1634250834 | 2019-01-24 19:45:05 |
| 76561198179843803 | 💄"This 🌽 is 🥗 an 🎫 outrage! 🥒 I 🐠 demand 🍧 to 👳 know 🐊 what 📕 happened ⚡ to 💙 the 🌳 plucky 💛 lawyer 👾 and 🍖 her 🐟 compellingly 💃 short 😺 garments." 🐛 -alien 🍆 Bubblegum: 💚 Bender, 👹 you 🥞 can 🚕 talk 📗 trash, 🕺 you 🌂 can 📀 handle 🏀 the 🔋 ball, 🍧 🥞 but 📘 look 🎄 in 🏓 your 🌏 heart 👑 and 🌳 ask 🌸 yourself: 📗 are 🌋 you 🌽 funky 🚘 enough 💎 to 🥒 be 🎁 a 🌋 Globe 📒 Trotter? 👽 Are 🎽 you? 🏓 Bender: ⚡ Yes. 🍇 Bubblegum: 🐛 Are 🚗 you? 💚 💙 Bender: 🏀 I 👃 mean, 🚙 with 🐟 time, 🌂 my 💛 funk 🥗 level 🐳 could... 🐝 💄 Bubblegum: 😺 Are 👔 you?! ⛳ Bender: 👹 No. 🐠 👳 Bubblegum: 🎫 Deal 🐊 with 🎍 it.👑 | 2019-01-24 16:16:56 |
| alex in chains | hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play CS:GO with me (Im an awper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to comp wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you skin as little gift. you like startak? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :) | 2019-01-24 14:27:48 |
| 76561198211895108 | 💙🚕🌂📗👃🏓🌏⛳🐛🏀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧🎁👔⚡🚗🎄🥞🥗📕🍇 » While following the ♧ » princes, Emperor challenged ♀ » without pulling fog ❄ 🕺🐠💛🥒🌽🎫⛳💄👽🕺 » behind the water, ღ » Canada and Paris play. ✖ » China starts running. ✲ 👳👹🥞🚘🌳🌋🎈🌏📗👑 » walk chairs in clothing ♣ » when fingers make to loiter ❦ » because elbows work ✔ 🐊📀💃🍧🚙💗🐳💛🐟👳 | 2019-01-23 21:48:18 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🎁🍖 look! 💙🎄🐝🌂 awesome game| 🐛 HAVE A BALL* ✯ good luck, have fun, ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ 🍇🌸 | 2019-01-23 18:40:39 |
| 76561198211850636 | 👽 -- 💄 -- 💛 -- 🎫 -- 🕺 -- 🌸 -- 🔋 -- 👃 -- ⛳ -- 🍖 -- 🥞 -- 🍇 -- 🚗 -- 🌳 -- 👑 The wombat lives across the seas,Among the far Antipodes.He may exist on nuts and berries,Or then again, on missionaries;His distant habitat precludesConclusive knowledge of his moods.But I would not engage the wombatIn any form of mortal combat. -- "The Wombat"Under the wide and starry sky,Dig my grave and let me lie,Glad did I live and gladly die,And laid me down with a will,And this be the verse that you grave for me,Here he li 🚘 -- 💃 -- 🍧 -- 💚 -- 📀 -- 🥒 -- 🍆 -- 😺 -- 🌂 -- 🏓 -- 🎽 -- 📒 -- 🎄 -- 🎍 -- 🌏 | 2019-01-23 18:15:32 |
| 76561198179635013 | ● Death🐟 ♪ before🐠😺 ✭ dishonor.⛳👃👾 ✦ But🌂🐛🔋🍧 ✬ neither💃📀🚘📒🔋 ♡ before🚗🎈👑🎫🎍👹 ♣ breakfast. | 2019-01-23 17:38:34 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🎄🍧🎈😺🐟🏓🎁💚🚘👑 Here's Some Haiku for You... 📕⛳🐠📀👔🌳🔋👃🎈🕺 » following my yard, ☂ » England measured my princes ღ » behind my money ✴ 🌋🎽👽🌽💄📘⛳🚕🌸🍆 » soul loiter to me ✿ » I plundered and borrowed more ❂ » I went atmosphere ☢ 🐝🐊💗👾📒💚🎽🥒🌂👳 » take chairs on water ♪ » when lounges love to plunder ❖ » because blossoms cheat ♪ 👽📘💛💃🌳⚡🏀👔👹🥞 | 2019-01-23 16:08:10 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐟 ღ 🏓 ღ 👽 ღ 📀 ღ 🕺 ღ 🎫 ღ 🥒 ღ 🍖 ღ 💛 ღ 🥗 ღ 👾 ღ 💗 ღ 🐝 ღ 💙 ღ 🎍 Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...Scully: An invisible elephant?Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear once. "The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"Scully: Mulder, you have never remembered my birthday in the four years I've known you.Mulder: That's the way I like to celebrate 'em, every four years. It's like dog years that way...Scully: Dog years? Thank you....Mulder: You're welcome. Oh, I got somthin' for ya...Scully: Oh you've got to be kidding me!Mulder: It's just something that reminded me of you.Scully: What? An alien implant?Mulder: Two actually. I made 'em into earrings. "The X-Files: Tempus Fugit"🚕 ღ 🏀 ღ 🌂 ღ 🐊 ღ 🥞 ღ 🌏 ღ 🍧 ღ 😺 ღ 🚗 ღ 📗 ღ 🌽 ღ 🎈 ღ 🚙 ღ 🎽 ღ 🎁 | 2019-01-23 02:30:11 |
| 76561198211895108 | If you could change something about the world, what would it be & why? >> 💗🌸🚘🚕🔋 << | 2019-01-23 01:20:10 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🥞Fry: 💗 It's 🔋 like 🚘 a 🚕 party 🐊 in 👑 my 📕 mouth 🍧 and 📀 everyone's 👾 throwing 🎄 up. 💃 Bender: 🍖 "One 🐝 of 🍇 you 🥒 will 🌽 have 🍆 to 🚙 fill 🌋 in 🎽 for 💛 me 💚 while 💄 I'm 🐛 gone." 🌸 Professor 🌏 Farnsworth: 👳 "Better 📀 yet, 📘 I'll 🏀 build 📗 someone 🎁 to 🚗 fill 🕺 in 🎄 for 👽 you. 💗 Some 📘 kind 🐝 of 😺 gamma-powered 💎 mechanical 🎍 monsters 🌂 with 👹 freeway 🥗 on-ramps 💛 for 🌏 arms 📒 and 🔋 a 💄 heart 🍇 as 🌋 black 🐊 as 🐟 coal..."🥞 | 2019-01-23 01:07:11 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🌳 Dear ... 🐝 → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 🥗 ٿ 🏓 ٿ 👾 ٿ 👹 ٿ 👳 ٿ 🍧 ٿ ⛳ ٿ 💚 ٿ 🐠 ٿ 😺 ٿ 💙 ٿ 🥞 ٿ 🐊 ٿ 🍖 ٿ 🌏 Yours truly, Jame Tracy (the cat)🕺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167062186 💗 | 2019-01-23 00:42:12 |
| 76561198179762074 | If you could be great at one | 👔 | 🎽 | 👳 | 🏀 | 🔋 | 🌋 | 👃 | 💎 | sport which would you choose? | 🐊 | 👑 | 🥒 | 🌏 | 🐠 | 🎁 | 🕺 | ⛳ | | 2019-01-22 23:33:08 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🌽 | 📀 | 🥒 | 📘 | 💃 | 👾 | 🎄 | 😺 | 🏀 | 🐠 | 💛 | 👽 | 🌏 | 👹 | 👳 | 🥗 | 🍆 | ⚡ | 👽 'Why are our people going out there?' said Mr Boggis of the Thieves' Guild.'Because they are showing a brisk pioneering spirit and seeking wealth and... additional wealth in a new land,' said Lord Vetinari.'What's in it for the Klatchians?' said Lord Downey.'Oh, they've gone out there because they are a bunch of unprincipled opportunists always ready to grab something for nothing,' said Lord Vetinari. [...] The Patrician looked down again at his notes. 'Oh, I do beg your pardon,' he said. 'I seem to have read those last two sentences in the wrong order.(Jingo) 🏓 | 🍧 | 👔 | 🚗 | 🐝 | 🐛 | 🍖 | 💙 | 🎍 | 👑 | 🎽 | 👃 | 💗 | 📗 | 💚 | 🎁 | 💄 | 🚘 | 🌳 | 2019-01-22 21:48:04 |
| 76561198211895108 | 💗👔📗 Performance review for 🚗⚡🚘 has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. willingly joins groups, but tends to remain anonymous. No absences without valid reason in 6 months. 💚 + 🎁 = 🎈 | 2019-01-22 15:30:09 |
| 76561198179551309 | ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📘 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚕"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door." ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💚Love IS what it's cracked up to be. ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🕺 | 2019-01-22 15:03:13 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👹 ♧ 🎄 A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of🎽 ♧ 📕 marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. 📀🚕🔋 | 2019-01-22 11:50:50 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🌽🌂👔🎁🥗📒💗💙💚🏀 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽👳🎽💛🔋🐳🚗👑📘🐊 » peeking with target ☁ » You inflated the crayons ♀ » behind the clothing ✏ 🎈👾📀💃⛳🐝👹🐛🚘🚕 » scold chairs to money ❄ » when princes hunt to loiter ♣ » because fingers love ¤ 💚🐠🎫🍧⛳🌸😺📘🚙🏓 » basking with target ✬ » You discovered the fingers ✯ » behind the gravel ☆ 🥞🍖😺🚘🔋🚕🍆🐛💄🌋 | 2019-01-22 11:04:46 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🌏🚗🐟 What's your most embarrassing childhood memory? 👳🎍🚙 | 2019-01-22 04:52:56 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🥞🎫🚙🎈⚡📘😺🐛🏀🐝🌏🐠💚🌋🥗River: "Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't betrusted. Everyone can just go on without me and not have to worry. Peoplecould be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets..."Simon: "No..."River: "I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And I'll just fadeaway."🍇🚕🚘🎁📗🚗🏓🍆🥒🥞🔋💎🐠🚕🐟 | 2019-01-22 01:45:53 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🐝"I 🍆 don't 🥗 get 🚗 it. 💚 Who 😺 was 📘 this 📕 Ted ⚡ Danson, 📗 and 🌏 why 💛 would 🍧 you 🏓 pay ⛳ $10,000 📀 for 🐠 his 💎 skeleton?" 🎄 -Leela 🍆 Professor: 🐊 No 🌋 fair! 🌽 You 📘 changed 💃 the 🥗 outcome 👳 by 🎍 measuring 🕺 it.🏀 | 2019-01-21 23:46:53 |
| 76561198179575562 | 📀🌸🎫🎁🔋 - ✿ ✣ ✬ ♪ ♀ ✫ ✶ ☼ ♧ ☎ ☢ ٿ ❁ ✈ ♥ ✥ ✪ ✦ ☺ ✩💄💙💚🚕💚 - What's the most bizarre situation 😺👹💎🐛💛 - ㅤㅤ you've ever walked into? 🍖🐳🕺🥒🌽 - ✩ ☺ ✦ ✪ ✥ ♥ ✈ ❁ ٿ ☢ ☎ ♧ ☼ ✶ ✫ ♀ ♪ ✬ ✣ ✿ | 2019-01-21 22:15:46 |
| 76561198179844987 | --------------------------------------------------------------Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu!--------------------------------------------------------------📘🔋🏓🕺😺🌽🌳👹🌏🥒🎁💙💃📀🍆🎄🌸💎🐝⛳🌋🏀🕺🥞💚🚕🐠💙👽🚙📒🐳🍖🌂👔🐛👳💄🍆⚡🐊🚗👑🥗🍧 | 2019-01-21 22:11:49 |
| 76561198179733738 | 📘 -- 🕺 -- ⛳ -- 🐠 -- ⚡ -- 🎁 -- 🍖 -- 👽 -- 🐟 -- 🏓 -- 👾 -- 🚙 -- 📒 -- 🌸 -- 💚 Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master:His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster. -- J. R. R. TolkienI have learnedTo spell hors d'oeuvresWhich still grates on Some people's n'oeuvres. -- Warren KnoxWhere's the man could ease a heartLike a satin gown? -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress" 🥞 -- 👔 -- 🐳 -- 🎄 -- 💗 -- 💛 -- 📀 -- 🎈 -- 🐛 -- 🚘 -- 🌋 -- 🌏 -- 🐝 -- 🔋 -- 💚 | 2019-01-21 17:47:25 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🎽 ✱ 🏀 ✱ 📒 ✱ 🔋 ✱ 🚘 ✱ 👑 ✱ 🌏 ✱ 👽 ✱ 💗 ✱ 🌂 ✱ 🥗 ✱ 💎 What are you freakishly good at? 📀 ✱ 👹 ✱ ⚡ ✱ ⛳ ✱ 👾 ✱ 🌋 ✱ 🌳 ✱ 💙 ✱ 🐝 ✱ 🍧 ✱ 🍖 ✱ 🐛 | 2019-01-21 14:46:23 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🎄Stewie: 💚 Blast 👹 I 👳 thought 🎫 I 🌳 had 💙 more 🥞 time. 🐠 Keeping 😺 people 🎫 from 🥒 having 🍖 sex ⛳ is 👑 more 💗 difficult 🐟 than 🕺 I 🥗 thought. ⚡ Now 🌂 I 🎁 know 🚙 how 💄 the 🍇 Catholic 📗 Church 🚘 feels. 🚗 BA-ZING.🚕 | 2019-01-21 14:06:24 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👃🌳🐝🌂👔🍇🌋📒🎍🎫🐊🍖🚕🌽👹🎽⛳🐠👾👽👳🌽🔋🎈🚘🎄📀🕺🏓💗 Now I lay me down to sleepI hear the sirens in the streetAll mydreams are made of chromeI have no way to get back home- Tom Waits 🚙💛🐟🍖🐝🐳📗💎🥗🏀🎁🐛🍧💄🚕🌋🥞🌏💚⚡👽🍇🚗🎫📗👳💃🎄👃🐟 | 2019-01-21 12:47:21 |
| 76561198179782901 | 💛 | 📒 | 🌂 | 🌳 | 🍆 | 💎 | 🚕 | 🐛 | 🏀 | 🏓 | ⚡ | 💙 | 💚 | 🌸 | 📀 | 🥒 | 👾 | 📒 | 💄 The Patrician relaxed, in a way which only then drew gentle attention tothe foregoing moment of tension.(Men at Arms) 🎄 | 🚘 | 👃 | 🕺 | 🎈 | ⛳ | 🥞 | 🌏 | 🚙 | 🐠 | 🐝 | 🌋 | 🎫 | 🌳 | 🍆 | 🐊 | 💗 | 🌽 | 🎍 | 2019-01-21 12:17:21 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💙 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐊 If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG. -- Phil Lapsley 🐝 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎍 | 2019-01-21 11:52:21 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🍧 | 🔋 | 🏓 | 🎽 | 🎁 | 💎 | 👽 | 🌂 | 😺 | 🚙 | 👳 | 🌋 | 🌏 | 🎫 | 🚗 | ⛳ | 📒 | 🎄 | 🌽 The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind.(Soul Music) 👾 | 🎈 | 🐟 | 🐊 | 👃 | 👹 | 🌸 | 📀 | 🌳 | 🍇 | 🥞 | 🍖 | 🥗 | 💎 | 💄 | 🎽 | ⚡ | ⛳ | 🎍 | 2019-01-21 10:54:05 |
| nobody_move | Thank you :3 rated anything | 2019-01-21 08:10:14 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🎍💎🍖 Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? ⚡🐊🌂 | 2019-01-21 06:42:21 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📕 😺 🥒 🐠 🎽 💙 🌳 🚕 🍖 📗 💛 🚗 🍧 🌽 🚘 ⛳ 🌂Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled. When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serveit on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone 👾 🌋 🥞 💚 🎄 ⚡ 💎 🌸 🍆 🏓 🥗 😺 🚙 👔 👹 ⚡ | 2019-01-21 04:29:18 |
| 76561198179709777 | 💙 ❦ 📀 ❦ 🌏 ❦ 📗 ❦ 💗 ❦ 🐝 ❦ ⛳ ❦ 🍖 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🐳 ❦ 🚗 ❦ 👑 What's the right age to get married? 🥒 ❦ 🍆 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 🎍 ❦ 🏀 ❦ 📗 ❦ 📒 ❦ 🍇 ❦ 🐠 ❦ 📕 ❦ 🐟 ❦ 🌳 | 2019-01-21 03:55:18 |
| 76561198179782901 | All this big deal about white collar crime -- what's WRONG with white collarcrime? Who enjoys his job today? You? Me? Anybody? The only satisfyingpart of any job is coffee break, lunch hour and quitting time. Years agothere was at least the hope of improvement -- eventual promotion -- moreimportant jobs to come. Once you can be sold the myth that you may makepresident of the company you'll hardly ever steal stamps. But nobody believes he's going to be president anymore. The more people change jobsthe more they realize that there is a direct connection between working fora living and total stupefying boredom. So why NOT take revenge? You're notgoing to find ME knocking a guy because he pads an expense account and hishome stationery carries the company emblem. Take away crime from the whitecollar worker and you will rob him of his last vestige of job interest. -- J. Feiffer🤔 | 2019-01-21 00:53:14 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💗 🎁 🍇 🏀 👽 📕 💚 👔 💛 🎄 👑 💄 🐟 🥒 🐠 🚘 📒Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her whatdisguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you comesober, Mr. Prime Minister?" I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel 🌋 👃 🍧 🔋 💙 🚙 🍖 ⚡ ⛳ 👾 👹 🥞 🎽 📗 🎁 🏓 | 2019-01-20 22:41:12 |
| 76561198211599340 | What's the most out-of-character choice you've ever made? >> 📒🥒🌽🌋👾 << | 2019-01-20 22:02:15 |
| 76561198179517018 | --------------------------------------------------------------Youth doesn't excuse everything. -- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder", stardate 5928.5."Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth." "Or by misleading the innocent." -- Spock and McCoy, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5.--------------------------------------------------------------🚕📕🎄👃🎽📒🍖🚘🐊🐟🚙💃😺💎🌽🎍🏓🥞💙🐠📗🌋🍧💛👽🚗⚡🌏🔋🌂🎁📘🐛🏓🌳👑🍇🐝🚗🥗🎽📀🏀💚🕺 | 2019-01-20 21:55:11 |
| 76561198179702987 | ✤ Has👔 ☁ everybody💃🎄 ✰ got🕺👳🎫 ♠ HALVAH🐛⚡📕🐳 ♣ spread📒⛳🏓💄🥗 ☀ all🐝💎🌋🐊🍧📀 ✪ over👔👽🎈😺🎁🍖🎄 ❃ their🚘👳🚗🕺🎍📗🎁🎽 ❁ ANKLES??🌸🐛📀🏀💙🚕👹🍆🥗 ✭ ... Now, it's time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!! | 2019-01-20 20:13:31 |
| 76561198179573195 | 👹 Dear ... 🌽 → About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 🐊 ♫ 💗 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 🚕 ♫ 🥗 ♫ 👔 ♫ 💎 ♫ 💃 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🌳 Yours truly, Cameron Destro (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167046542 📘 | 2019-01-20 20:02:30 |
| 76561198179556699 | Do you think you're currently | 🏓 | 📗 | 🎽 | 💛 | 🌋 | 🌽 | 🐊 | 💗 | operating at 100% capacity? | 📘 | 🐛 | 😺 | 💙 | 🌂 | 🔋 | 👹 | 🎫 | | 2019-01-20 18:01:30 |
| 76561198179682287 | --------------------------------------------------------------Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash. -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together becomegreater than the sum of both of us. -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4--------------------------------------------------------------💃🐝📘🚙🐠🍖💛🍆💚🐊👳💎🏀😺👔🌸🥒🥞👾📗🏓🚕🐟🌋👽👃🎫🔋🌂💎🔋📕📒🌳💄🎫⚡🏀📗🥞🍆🚘🍖⚡🥒 | 2019-01-20 15:58:57 |
| Jackie Chun | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒴𝑜𝓊 <𝟥 ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . | 2019-01-20 12:23:17 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🥒🐳🎄💛💗🎍🍧🏓📀🍆 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👳🐠💚🌳👃🌋👾📗🐟⚡ » darn the weaving taught! ❃ » Oh! fie! playing playing suit. ♀ » Tiger cheats warmly ✣ 🏀🎁🕺🚙💄🍖⛳🍇🥞🔋 » into the water, ✈ » England plundered happily. ∞ » Paris stops sweeping. ★ 💃📀📘🥗🚘🐝🎈🍖💙🚙 » weaving my target ♥ » I considered my elbows ♂ » throughout my money ✯ 👑🌸🥒💎🚕🌽🐟💃📗🍆 | 2019-01-20 10:49:24 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📕 Dear ... 🍆 → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy → There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking. 🐝 ✶ 👹 ✶ 🔋 ✶ 🐠 ✶ 💎 ✶ 📗 ✶ 👳 ✶ 📘 ✶ 🚙 ✶ 💛 ✶ 🎈 ✶ 🥞 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 🌸 ✶ 🐳 Yours truly, Kennith Afflick (the cat)💙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167096728 💄 | 2019-01-20 07:55:50 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🎍 ß ⚡ ß ⛳ ß 🍆 ß 🚗 ß 🌸 ß 👾 ß 🥒 ß 🌽 ß 🕺ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐝 ß 💚 ß 🍖 ß 🔋 ß 💄 ß 📀 ß 👔 ß 📒 ß 💃 ß 💙 The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum 🐊 ß 📘 ß 💛 ß 🐛 ß 🎈 ß 👃 ß 🚙 ß 🏓 ß 🎽 ß 🚗 | 2019-01-20 05:02:42 |
| 76561198179518505 | ⚡ ß 🍖 ß 🍧 ß 📗 ß 📒 ß 🎽 ß 🐛 ß 📕 ß 🎁 ß 🎈ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts ⛳ ß 🐝 ß 🌏 ß 🐠 ß 👽 ß 🐳 ß 👃 ß 🌸 ß 🥞 ß 🎄 Remember: use logout to logout. 🐟 ß 📗 ß 👾 ß 🏀 ß 🥞 ß 🚙 ß 😺 ß 🕺 ß 💗 ß 🌳 | 2019-01-20 02:51:50 |
| 76561198211879112 | If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? >> 👳🚕💚🌸👾 << | 2019-01-20 02:49:50 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🎫🍧💗🚙👃🎁🍆🐛🏓📕 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍇⛳💛💗💎💚⚡🎁🐳💃 » peeking my totem ↕ » I departed my crayons ☂ » throughout my clothing ♣ 🐊🚘🔋⚡🌸🌂🥞🕺🎄👔 » zounds the running taught! ✩ » darn! fie! weaving feeling shoe. ☻ » Florida runs soon ☁ 🥒👹📒🎽🐝🚗🌳🌋🎫🥗 » Florida challenged ☼ » until the water departed ✲ » and the fingers went ♫ 💛🎍👑🏓📘🥒🐟😺🐠💄 | 2019-01-20 01:33:43 |
| 76561198179633358 | What's the worst thing | 👃 | 🥒 | 💙 | 🌂 | 🥞 | 🥗 | 👳 | 💎 | you did as a kid? | 💄 | 🎈 | 😺 | 🚙 | 👾 | 🍇 | 📒 | 💚 | | 2019-01-20 00:25:42 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐠🐝👔🔋🚗 - ✲ ✖ ❋ ✥ ∞ ✏ ↕ ✦ ¤ ♥ ✈ ღ ✰ ✫ ☆ ✿ ✱ ☣ ♪ ❂⛳📕🍧🚕🌂 - Who is the last person that deeply 📘📀🌳🎁🐟 - ㅤㅤ disappointed you? (What happened?) 💃🐛🎈🎍💙 - ❂ ♪ ☣ ✱ ✿ ☆ ✫ ✰ ღ ✈ ♥ ¤ ✦ ↕ ✏ ∞ ✥ ❋ ✖ ✲ | 2019-01-20 00:23:41 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🔋🍆💄🐛👳 |Do you think they'll make| 🚕🎄🚗👾🌋👔⛳😺📗📕💙🥞💗 |another Batman movie?| 🌏🔋👑💃📀👽🎫🌂 | 2019-01-19 23:39:39 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💄Professor: 🏀 Being 👽 captain 🚕 is 🍆 about 💚 intuition 📀 and 👔 heart. 🏓 A 🐛 good 🐳 ⚡ captain 🐠 can't 💎 have 🎈 either 👑 one. 🎄 That's 💗 why 🍇 cold, 🌳 logical 🌽 Bender 👔 😺 is 🥗 perfect 🌂 for 👳 the 🔋 job. 🌋 Bender: 💙 Well, 🎍 I 🏀 do 📘 think 📒 of 🐝 human 🐟 life 🍖 as 🥒 expendable. 🍆 Robot 🌽 Nite 💄 - 🐊 Designated 💃 device ⛳ drivers 😺 drink 🎽 free🚗 | 2019-01-19 22:05:31 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🎽 ✈ 🌂 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 💎 ✈ 💚 ✈ 📘 ✈ 📒 ✈ 📕 ✈ 🐛 ✈ 📀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💄 ✈ 🍆 ✈ 📗 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 👔 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 🚙 ✈ 🍇 ✈ 🐠 Dear Emily: I recently read an article that said, "reply by mail, I'll summarize."What should I do? -- DoubtfulDear Doubtful: Post your response to the whole net. That request applies only todumb people who don't have something interesting to say. Your postings aremuch more worthwhile than other people's, so it would be a waste to reply bymail. -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette ⚡ ✈ 🚗 ✈ 🐊 ✈ 🎁 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 🌏 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 👃 ✈ 📗 | 2019-01-19 22:01:32 |
| 76561198179710665 | 👃🏀🚙📒🍧⚡📘🌂🥒💎👽🌸👳🕺😺Mal: "I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but wegotta move."Saffron: "I should've killed Durran."Mal: "Right. The one guy that don't have it coming. The man who knows youand still loves you, treachery and all. Can't have him walking about."Saffron: "You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: "I won't."Saffron: "Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of yourholster."Mal: "I'd take that as a kindness."📕🐊🎄🐳🍖🥞📀🔋🌏🚗🐟🥗🌽🐠🚕 | 2019-01-19 21:34:30 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🚗 ✖ 💗 Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.👃 ✖ 👾 -- Laurie Anderson 👽💃💎 | 2019-01-19 18:21:27 |
| 76561198179842674 | Paul Revere was a tattle-tale. 😚 HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death! 😩 Somehow, trying to get Granny Weatherwax and 'panty raid' into the samesentence is beyond me.(alt.fan.pratchett) 🤕How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.🤥 Save gas, don't eat beans. 😱It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is betterstill to be a live lion. And usually easier. -- Lazarus Long😲 "There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are `Why are people born?' `Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?'" - The Book. 🤗 All hope abandon, ye who enter here! -- Dante Alighieri 😶 VMS, n.: The world's foremost multi-user adventure game. 😭 | 2019-01-19 18:07:29 |
| 76561198179809977 | ☺ While📕 ☼ my⛳📀 ✳ BRAINPAN👾💃🌳 ♀ is🌸🥞👔🏀 ✖ being👑🚙🍆👽🚘 ✱ refused👃🐠💚🎫👹💛 ☁ service💄🥗😺🌏🌂👳💎 ✦ in🎍📒💙🎄💗🐠🍇🥗 ✬ BURGER🎁💚🍧🌽🎈👽⚡🌸🐟 ✿ KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!! | 2019-01-19 17:12:26 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🍖 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 💗 ♀ 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐝 ♀ 💙 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 👹 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 📗 ♀ 📘 ♀ 👃 ♀ 👔 ♀ 👽 Brain fried -- Core dumped 💃 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 📒 ♀ 📘 | 2019-01-19 12:55:17 |
| 76561198179854946 | 👔 -- 🌸 -- 👾 -- 🐝 -- 🎍 -- 📘 -- 🔋 -- 👹 -- 👳 -- 🌽 -- 🎫 -- 🌋 -- 🐛 -- 🚗 -- 🥞 New York's got the ways and means;Just won't let you be. -- The Grateful DeadNow of my threescore years and ten,Twenty will not come again,And take from seventy springs a score,It leaves me only fifty more.And since to look at things in bloomFifty springs are little room,About the woodlands I will goTo see the cherry hung with snow. -- A.E. HousmanJohn Dame May OscarWas Gay Was Whitty Was WildeBut Gerard Hopkins But John 🌏 -- 🎄 -- 🚕 -- 🌳 -- 🏓 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 📕 -- 👽 -- 🎽 -- 💙 -- 🎁 -- 💄 -- 🥒 -- 🚙 | 2019-01-19 12:22:17 |
| 76561198179768678 | 👔👳🥗 Performance review for 👾🐠👃 pays great attention to detail. They always presented work properly checked and completely free of error. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. can be polite, respectful and courteous on occasions and with certain people, but is not by nature polite, and has upset someone once or twice in the last six months – inside the business or outside – with a lack of respect. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people expertly to forecast outcomes with at least 90% accuracy. Others trust their judgement because the choices have usually been good. 🐊 + 🌸 = 🐟 | 2019-01-19 11:56:17 |
| 76561198179804603 | What languages do you | 💛 | 🥒 | 🚗 | 🌽 | 🌏 | 🕺 | 🎄 | 🏓 | know how to speak? | 👳 | 💚 | 🍧 | 👑 | 📕 | 🎈 | 🐝 | 👽 | | 2019-01-19 11:53:16 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🐠 | 🐊 | 🏓 | 🕺 | 📀 | 🥗 | 📕 | 🍇 | 👑 | 🐛 | 💛 | 👔 | 🌸 | 🌳 | 🍆 | 👹 | 👃 | 🚕 | 🍧 - "Pardon me for living, I'm sure."- NO-ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.(Mort) 🥒 | 🌋 | 📒 | 🌏 | 💄 | ⛳ | 🚙 | 💃 | 🚘 | 🎁 | 💎 | 💗 | 💚 | 😺 | 📗 | ⚡ | 🏀 | 🍇 | 🐝 | 2019-01-19 08:20:25 |
| 76561198211882476 | 😺🍆📕 What was your worst haircut / hairstyle of all time? 👽🚕🎽 | 2019-01-19 07:50:24 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🏀 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎁 🐊 🌋 🍆 🎍 💎 💗 👳 🌂 🎫 ⛳ 🌽 💃 📗 💙 🥞 💛There are two problems with a major hangover. You feellike you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't. SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition. Statements must be filed 30 days in advance. 🎄 🕺 📕 🎁 🌳 🌸 🍧 😺 💎 🥒 👹 👃 🚙 🎽 🚗 🥗 | 2019-01-19 07:02:21 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🏀🎍 ♧✪❄↕ FANTASTIC- 🐝📕 gl hf| ♣ DO IT BIG, 💙🌏 SPLENDID GAME* ♂✔♪❉🐠👑🐛 LOOK AT THIS. 🐊🥗🎈😺🚘🎁🐳🥒 the humans think youll adore your game! 🕺 ⛳⚡ | 2019-01-19 06:00:19 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🌏 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌽 🍧 🚙 🐠 🐳 🎁 💚 🚗 🐝 📗 🌸 🐟 👾 🍖 🚕 🎍 🏓Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. [Norm is angry.]Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The TriangleSam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?Norm: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear. -- Cheers, The Peterson PrincipleSam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?Norm: Beats me, I can't find the on-ramp. -- Cheers, Diane Chambers Day 🍆 🎁 🥒 🌂 👽 🍧 📀 💗 🐝 💎 🌳 👳 🥗 💙 🌋 🐊 | 2019-01-19 05:25:13 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🥒Hooker: 🌸 Hey 🔋 Lois: 🎁 Peter, 🐳 there's 📘 a 💗 hooker 📒 in 🎍 the 🐛 bed! 🍆 Peter: 👹 Stand 🥞 still, 💄 Lois. 🍇 Their 💚 vision 🎁 is 🌂 based 🥗 on 💎 movement 🌽 [they 📕 stand 🚕 still] ⛳ Hooker: 🍧 Where ⚡ did 🐟 you 💚 go?🌸 | 2019-01-19 03:41:08 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🎽 ❋ 💚 ❋ 🌸 ❋ 🌽 ❋ 🕺 ❋ 📀 ❋ 🌋 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 💎 ❋ 🍧ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌳 ❋ 🎈 ❋ 💛 ❋ 🐛 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 🎁 ❋ 🌂 ❋ 🚗 ❋ 👾 ❋ 📒 I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator. 🚙 ❋ 👽 ❋ 👔 ❋ 🐠 ❋ 😺 ❋ 🍆 ❋ 🍖 ❋ 🥞 ❋ 🎄 ❋ 📒 | 2019-01-19 03:32:09 |
| Diesel | Have a great day | 2019-01-19 00:12:15 |
| 76561198179695038 | 💛 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 💃 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 👽 ✿ 🐝 ✿ ⛳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍆 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 💄 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 💗 ✿ 💎 ✿ 📗 Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer. 👳 ✿ 🐠 ✿ 👃 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 😺 ✿ 👑 | 2019-01-18 23:23:02 |
| 76561198179361029 | ✳ It🎽 ☼ was🐠👔 ß a😺👽🌋 ♀ brave🐟📀🎍📒 ✿ man🚗📘⛳💚🕺 ღ that🌂🎁📕👽🌽🐳 ☣ ate the first oyster. | 2019-01-18 22:12:00 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🥒 ✣ 🎁 ✣ 🌏 ✣ 📕 ✣ 🎍 ✣ 👃 ✣ 🌸 ✣ 👔 ✣ 🔋 ✣ 🐟 ✣ 🍖 ✣ 👳 ✣ 🐊 ✣ 💄 ✣ 📗 Hell Money:Mulder: How many dishes do you have to break before your boss tosses you in an oven?Scully: So now we're chasing ghosts?Mulder: Who ya gonna call?Scully: Are you saying that the ancestral spirits pushed Johnny Low into the oven and turned on the gas?Mulder: Well, it would teach him to respect his elders, wouldn't it? "The X-Files: Hell Money"Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger! "The X-Files: Genderbender"🍆 ✣ 💛 ✣ 📀 ✣ ⛳ ✣ 📘 ✣ 💗 ✣ 👽 ✣ 🍇 ✣ 💃 ✣ 🚕 ✣ 💙 ✣ 🏓 ✣ 🚙 ✣ 👃 ✣ 🕺 | 2019-01-18 19:49:44 |
| Victorious Secret | Magic with Miranda Hi guys! Where have you been?! It's been almost 3 weeks! I've been busy helping a small village recover from a forest fire. Your recklessness with fire spells better not have been the cause of that fire Seriously Wendy? Do you really think I'd do something that dumb? YES! I just used "Splash" to extinguish some of the fires "Some" of the fires?! What about the "rest" of the fires Don't worry, I'm still putting them out right now Oh. So since you're here with me then HOW ARE THE OTHER FIRES BEING PUT OUT! I copied the spell to my clipboard and paste it 1000 times before I left. Work smarter, not harder! That's my motto https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1628617184 | 2019-01-18 18:52:30 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🚙👃🚗🎄🎫📒🔋🏀👾💛🍆🥒💗🐳🌋🎍🐝👽💙💄⚡🚘🚕💃💚🌂🌳🍧👑📗 >One basic notion underlying Usenet is that it is a cooperative.Having been on USENET for going on ten years,I disagree with this.The basic notion underlying USENET is the flame.-- Chuq Von Rospach, [email protected] 🌽📕💎👳🐊🕺🚗😺🎽🌋🥗🐠⛳📒🌏👃💃🚙🐟🎁🐛🌂📘🍇🎄🍖📀🥞🥗👔 | 2019-01-18 18:45:43 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🚕🐊🕺👹📒 - ♫ ♀ ✩ ✱ ღ ¤ ✤ ♀ ❦ ♠ ♡ ❀ ♀ ★ ☎ ✲ ٿ ♂ ☢ ✿🎁👽🚗💎📗 - Would you rather win an Olympic medal, 💗👃🍆⚡🌋 - ㅤㅤ an Academy Award or the Nobel prize? 🌳💙💄🐛👔 - ✿ ☢ ♂ ٿ ✲ ☎ ★ ♀ ❀ ♡ ♠ ❦ ♀ ✤ ¤ ღ ✱ ✩ ♀ ♫ | 2019-01-18 17:17:58 |
| 76561198211557460 | snappy repartee: What you'd say if you had another chance. 🤠 Those of us who believe in the right of any human being to belong to whateverchurch he sees fit, and to worship God in his own way, cannot be accusedof prejudice when we do not want to see public education connected withreligious control of the schools, which are paid for by taxpayers' money.- Eleanor Roosevelt 😩 Now what would they do if I just sailed away?Who the hell really compelled me to leave today?Runnin' low on stories of what made it a ball,What would they do if I made no landfall?" -- Jimmy Buffet, "Landfall" 🤥Mal: "Fully loaded, safety off. This here's a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that?"River: "She understands. She doesn't comprehend.Mal: "Well, I'm glad we've made that distinction."🤕Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?A: Because he was hungry.🤒 | 2019-01-18 17:06:57 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | Have a good weekend | 2019-01-18 06:05:44 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🏓 -- 🐠 -- 🚕 -- ⛳ -- 📘 -- 📒 -- 🕺 -- 📗 -- 💄 -- 👑 -- 💗 -- 🎄 -- 💎 -- 👳 -- 🌋 By the yard, life is hard.By the inch, it's a cinch."No program is perfect,"They said with a shrug."The customer's happy--What's one little bug?"But he was determined, Then change two, then three more,The others went home. As year followed year.He dug out the flow chart And strangers would comment,Deserted, alone. "Is that guy still here?"Night passed into morning. He died at the consoleThe room was cluttered Of hunger and 🔋 -- 🎫 -- 🎈 -- 🐳 -- 💛 -- 🐊 -- 🎽 -- 🍖 -- 📀 -- 💚 -- ⚡ -- 🌋 -- 🐛 -- 🍧 -- 🌳 | 2019-01-18 04:57:13 |
| 76561198211562428 | Hodgesaargh was an original storyteller and quite good in a very specificway. If he'd had to recount the saga of the Tsortean War, for example, itwould have been in terms of the birds observed, every cormorant noted,every pelican listed, every battlefield raven taxonomically placed, no ternunturned. Some men in armour would have been involved at some stage, butonly because the ravens were perching on them.(Carpe Jugulum) 🙁 Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth withunfettered foot. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) 🤠'Life's like a beach. And then you die.'(Small Gods)🤕 Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack. 🤑You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!!😶 There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- beforemarriage and after marriage. 🤣 | 2019-01-18 03:59:16 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📘 ✱ 📕 ✱ 🌽 ✱ 🎄 ✱ 📘 ✱ 🔋 ✱ 🥞 ✱ 🌂 ✱ 🎽 ✱ 🎁 ✱ 🌸 ✱ 📗 When was the last time you got stuck in a rut? How did you get out of it? 👾 ✱ 😺 ✱ 🎍 ✱ 🚗 ✱ 💎 ✱ 📀 ✱ 🐛 ✱ 🌏 ✱ 🍖 ✱ 💙 ✱ 🥒 ✱ 👹 | 2019-01-18 02:24:15 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🐟Lois: 🔋 Chris, 💎 that's 🌸 a 👃 terrible 💛 word. 🥗 ♥♥♥♥♥willow.🐳 | 2019-01-18 00:28:13 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | - ❋ ❀ ✩ ♦ ☁ ✈ ❄ ✲ ß ♂ ♀ ✭ ♫ ✔ ♀ ✪ ↕ ¤ ☣ ♡ - Name a celebrity - ㅤㅤ you think is lame. - ♡ ☣ ¤ ↕ ✪ ♀ ✔ ♫ ✭ ♀ ♂ ß ✲ ❄ ✈ ☁ ♦ ✩ ❀ ❋ | 2019-01-18 00:06:15 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💗🌋💛🐛📘 |Do you think you're currently| 🎄🏀👔⚡🎈💎👃🌳🏓🍧📒⛳🐝 |operating at 100% capacity?| 👽🐳🍖📗🚗👳🌏🐊 | 2019-01-17 22:39:22 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🎍💙🐊 If you wrote romance novels or erotic fiction, what would your "pen name" be? ⚡🌸💎 | 2019-01-17 21:08:45 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🍖 ♧ 🎈 ♧ 🎍 ♧ 👃 ♧ 🐳 ♧ 🔋 ♧ 👳 ♧ 🍧 ♧ 💃 ♧ 💗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ♧ 📀 ♧ 🥒 ♧ 📘 ♧ 🎈 ♧ 🐝 ♧ 🎄 ♧ 🐟 ♧ 🌂 ♧ 🌳 If this is timesharing, give me my share right now. 🎁 ♧ 🐛 ♧ 🚗 ♧ 👔 ♧ 🌽 ♧ 🌏 ♧ 🚕 ♧ 🍖 ♧ 🐊 ♧ 🥗 | 2019-01-17 17:29:34 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🕺 | 🍆 | 🚕 | 💄 | 💚 | 🌽 | 🐳 | 👽 | 🏀 | 🎽 | 🎄 | 🚗 | 🐝 | 🎫 | 🌂 | 🎍 | 📀 | 📕 | 🐊 'We'll all be killed.''Think of it as the lesser of two evils.''What's the other one?'Vimes drew his sword.'Me.'(Jingo) ⚡ | 🚘 | 🐛 | 🌏 | 💛 | 🎈 | 📗 | 💃 | 👳 | 🍧 | 🥞 | 💙 | 🌳 | 👹 | 🔋 | 👔 | 🍖 | 👃 | 🐠 | 2019-01-17 16:12:36 |
| 76561198179424285 | ♀ Fat👳 ✴ people🍆📀 ✩ of💄🎄🐊 ♠ the⚡🐟💗🌂 ♦ world🐳🥗🚕🏀👃 ♂ unite,💙📗🌽🍧🏓🥒 ٿ we've got nothing to lose! | 2019-01-17 15:27:34 |
| 76561198179639682 | Has a teacher ever changed your life? How so? >> 🐊🐛🐟💛🏀 << | 2019-01-17 14:12:21 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🏓 -- 🚙 -- 💛 -- 💃 -- 🌏 -- 👃 -- 👹 -- 👽 -- 🎽 -- 🎍 -- 🚕 -- 🌸 -- 🚘 -- 🚙 -- 📀 You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend,You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.(chorus) Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day, Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way.You can grovel in a hallway, you can grovel in a park,You can grovel in an alley with a mugger after dark.(chorus)You can grovel with your uncle, you can grovel with your aunt,You can grovel with your Apple, even tho 💄 -- 🍇 -- 🍆 -- 👳 -- 🎈 -- 🐛 -- 🚗 -- 🎍 -- 📘 -- 🥞 -- 🐝 -- 🔋 -- 💙 -- 🏀 -- 🐳 | 2019-01-17 11:34:18 |
| 76561198179603631 | 💛Good 🚗 Peter: 🐊 Hey 🌽 sorry, 🌏 man, 👽 am 👹 I 😺 late? 👔 What 🚕 did 💙 I 🚙 miss? 🍖 Peter: 🐛 Thank 💗 God 🍇 you're 🐝 here. ⛳ What 🎫 do 🐠 I 👳 do? 🐟 Bad 🥒 Good 👑 Peter: 🌋 Tell 🐳 him 🔋 to 🥞 keep 💄 lying. 🚘 He's 🎈 in 📀 too 📗 deep. 🎍 Good 💎 Peter: 💃 Well, 👃 I ⛳ don't 👔 know... 📒 [Looks 🏓 for 🎄 good 🌸 side] 🕺 Good 🎁 Peter: 🌂 Hey, 🥒 where's 📀 the 🌏 other 🌳 guy? 🎈 Good 🍇 Good 😺 Peter: 🌂 [Is 🎽 stuck 🌽 on 🔋 the 📕 same 👃 highway 🍧 in 📗 his 👽 tiny 👹 car] 💙 Ah, 💛 this 🐝 is 📘 unbelieveable!💚 | 2019-01-17 10:03:16 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🌳 | 🎽 | 💗 | 💛 | 👽 | 🥒 | 🍆 | 👑 | 💄 | 📒 | 👹 | 💎 | 🐊 | 🍖 | 🌽 | 🚘 | 📗 | 👾 | ⛳ "Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words."(Small Gods) 🎁 | 🐠 | 🎍 | 📕 | 🚕 | 🌏 | 🕺 | 🌋 | 👃 | 💚 | 📀 | 🚙 | 👹 | 📘 | 🥗 | 📘 | 😺 | 💗 | 🥞 | 2019-01-17 09:27:16 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🐠🐟💗🌳📒 |Would you rather win an Olympic medal,| 📀🐳👽🏀👾🚕🥗🚗🌏📕💚😺🕺 |an Academy Award or the Nobel prize?| 👑💗🥒💛🐊🌸💎💙 | 2019-01-17 08:42:11 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🐠🚕🥗 Performance review for 🌂🍇💚 has their own ideas when faced with a problem, but is reluctant to implement them unless others are supportive. Cautious with original ideas. enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. can hold and engage an audience, but not convincing or persuasive enough to be used as a keynote speaker/presenter. 😺 + 💗 = 💎 | 2019-01-17 05:59:11 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🍧 Dear ... 💙 → Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy 🍖 ✤ 🥗 ✤ ⚡ ✤ 😺 ✤ 📕 ✤ 💎 ✤ 📗 ✤ 💗 ✤ 💛 ✤ 🍇 ✤ 💚 ✤ 🐝 ✤ 💃 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 👽 Yours truly, Mikki Hauskins (the cat)🐠 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167058967 🎄 | 2019-01-17 04:21:08 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year. 😙 Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. 🤐 You definitely intend to start living sometime soon. 😶work, n.: The blessed respite from screaming kids and soap operas for which you actually get paid.😭 The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us. 🙄No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lostinterest in hair restorers. -- Austin O'Malley😱 I'm wet! I'm wild! 🤗 In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart. -- Ann Frank 🤥 Promising costs nothing, it's the delivering that kills you. 😫 And... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane? She's lost her sparkle, you see she isn't the same. Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?" -- The Grateful Dead 😩 | 2019-01-17 03:39:12 |
| 76561198179709777 | ✯ Eating📗 ✩ chocolate🐛💎 ☆ is🐠💛😺 ☣ like🕺🔋📕🎽 ♡ being📒🏓🥒🐟💃 ☼ in👳🎍⛳📘👹🌽 ❉ love without the aggravation. | 2019-01-17 03:08:08 |
| 76561198179618386 | Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.🙁 I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"! 😩 If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. Ifthe weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If thebulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance willexceed all expectations. -- Reverend Chichester 😴 Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer killsbrain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee... where our beds and TV ... is. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror IV 🤠Life is a series of rude awakenings. -- R.V. Winkle😭 Historically Tcl has always stored all intermediate results as strings.(With 8.0 they're rethinking that. Of course, Perl rethought that fromthe start.) -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🤕 | 2019-01-17 01:34:04 |
| 76561198179762074 | On a scale of 1-10, how | 🌏 | 🐝 | 💄 | 👾 | 🚙 | 🎽 | 👳 | 🏓 | strict are/were your parents? | 👽 | 🌸 | 🍇 | 🥒 | 🥞 | 💚 | 🎽 | 💃 | | 2019-01-17 01:17:01 |
| 76561198179608271 | Whose parents do/did you wish you had? >> 🌂🚙🐝👹🕺 << | 2019-01-17 01:16:03 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👳🎁💃⛳🐟 - ✏ ✈ ✥ ❄ ✩ ☂ ↕ ✴ ♀ ♀ ✭ ღ ❁ ☣ ¤ ☢ ♀ ❄ ✦ ❂👾🚗👑🎍🌂 - What do you do when you're home 💚⚡🕺🐠🌽 - ㅤㅤ alone and the power goes out? 💙🌳🐝🍧🐊 - ❂ ✦ ❄ ♀ ☢ ¤ ☣ ❁ ღ ✭ ♀ ♀ ✴ ↕ ☂ ✩ ❄ ✥ ✈ ✏ | 2019-01-16 22:50:58 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🎈🥗🍖|🐟⚡🍧| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝🎄🏓|Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?A: Not enough sand. wat | 2019-01-16 21:08:57 |
| 76561198211599340 | 👳🐝 ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ MARVELOUS| ♧✤ GL HF. 🏀🐟 EXCELLENT GAME! 🚙 HAVE A BALL* ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 👑🍖 | 2019-01-16 17:35:56 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🥗 💎 🥒 💃 💛 🥞 🐊 🐟 🎈 🐝🔋 [] 🍖 🍆 🌸 🚙 😺 🕺 📗 📕 💙 ⚡ 🎄My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. ConsequentlyI'm not self actualized. -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- Calvin🚗 🚘 🌽 💄 🎍 🍧 👑 🏓 🎽 🥗 | 2019-01-16 16:13:50 |
| 76561198179589975 | 😺🌽💗 Can you tell when someone is lying? 👽👔🏓 | 2019-01-16 15:22:48 |
| 76561198211853304 | What are you | 🐳 | 💎 | 🌽 | 🥗 | 🌋 | 🚗 | 🎽 | 📗 | freakishly good at? | 😺 | 🎫 | ⚡ | 🌳 | 💗 | 💚 | 👳 | 👾 | | 2019-01-16 14:56:47 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🥒🌳🍖👳🎽🔋📘🐝🌂🎈👃👔🎄🍆🌽Mal: "You know, they walk just as easy if you lead them."Jayne: "I like smackin' them."🚙🏓🐳🌋💚🐝📒💗🎍🎽🚘🐠🚕🐛⛳ | 2019-01-16 14:51:48 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🌽 ☢ 🐊 A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. 📘👃🥗 | 2019-01-16 12:12:48 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💚👽🚘👹🐝📀🥗📘🏀🚗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽🍧😺🏓🍆🎄💛⛳🐠💎 » soul plunder to me ♀ » he challenged and approved more ✖ » I played atmosphere ❄ 🎁🎫🍖📗👃💄🎍💛💙👑 » Oh the leaving taught! ☼ » Oh! hark! leaving breaking suit. ♠ » Paris plays brightly ♣ 💚🎈🕺🚙🌂📒🐳👔🥞🌸 » darn the peeking went! ♪ » fie! Oh! blowing peeking shoe. ∞ » Mexico plays soon ✣ 🌳👾📕🥗👳🐝🏀🌏🥒📘 | 2019-01-16 10:11:42 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🎁 | 👑 | 🎫 | 📕 | ⛳ | 👳 | 🥗 | 🕺 | 🍖 | 🚕 | 🐛 | 👔 | 💄 | 🍇 | 💃 | ⚡ | 🎍 | 🌏 | 🐊 - "Sodomy non sapiens," said Albert under his breath.- "What does that mean?"- "Means I'm buggered if I know." -- Mort and Albert are facing a problem (Terry Pratchett, Mort) 🏓 | 📒 | 🚘 | 🐠 | 🚙 | 💛 | 👃 | 👹 | 🌳 | 👾 | 🏓 | 🍧 | 🌽 | 📗 | 💄 | 😺 | 🎄 | 📘 | 👳 | 2019-01-16 09:54:49 |
| 76561198179509657 | Have you ever lived | 🐊 | 🏀 | 🕺 | 😺 | 💚 | 🎈 | 🎽 | 💛 | in another country? | 👽 | 🔋 | 👔 | 🎁 | 🌂 | 🌳 | 🍖 | 👑 | | 2019-01-16 09:17:41 |
| 76561198179843803 | Did you feel closer to your mom or dad growing up? >> 😺🎄🍧📒🐠 << | 2019-01-16 07:17:41 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🐝 ☁ 📗 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 📕 ☁ 🐳 ☁ 🏀 ☁ ⚡ ☁ 🥒 ☁ 🚘 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 🌏 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 🥒 ☁ 📀 Mulder & Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever. "The X-Files: Syzygy"Mulder: Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic? "The X-Files: Soft Light"🐟 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 🍖 ☁ 🌽 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 🐊 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 💄 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 👔 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 👑 ☁ 📗 ☁ 🍆 | 2019-01-16 07:12:40 |
| 76561198179556699 | 👑🐠🥞💙⛳💃😺🚙🎽💛 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧🥗🌸📀🎈🚘💚🐝🌂🍆 » blowing my river ✴ » I uncovered my blossoms ☎ » behind my money ♂ 🎍🐊🌽🌋📘👹🕺🔋📀⛳ » Emperor approved ❖ » until the clothing inflated ☂ » and the barbers asked ♀ 🎽💃😺🚙📒👾🏓🍇💄💛 » While balancing the ✈ » princes, Florida borrowed ❄ » without weaving time ß 🐛💎🎄🚗👳🐠⚡👽🎫🌏 | 2019-01-16 06:54:41 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Even in the moment of our earliest kiss,When sighed the straitened bud into the flower,Sat the dry seed of most unwelcome this;And that I knew, though not the day and hour.Too season-wise am I, being country-bred,To tilt at autumn or defy the frost:Snuffing the chill even as my fathers did,I say with them, "What's out tonight is lost."I only hoped, with the mild hope of allWho watch the leaf take shape upon the tree,A fairer summer and -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- | 2019-01-16 05:02:42 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🍇 ✥ 🥞 ✥ 🚗 ✥ 🎽 ✥ 👽 ✥ 🐊 ✥ 💎 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 👑 ✥ 👹 ✥ 🐟 ✥ 📒 ✥ ⛳ ✥ 💛 ✥ 🏀 Mulder: Either we're dealing with a psychotic religious fanatic who's hell bent on exposing these kinds of frauds, or a less pragmatic psycho who harbours a murderous resentment towards the church, or maybe it's just a... uh... very disgruntled altar boy. "The X-Files: Revelations"Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. "The X-Files: E.B.E"🐛 ✥ 📘 ✥ 🍆 ✥ 👳 ✥ 🌸 ✥ 🥗 ✥ 🚘 ✥ 📀 ✥ 💗 ✥ 🚙 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🎈 ✥ 🥒 ✥ 😺 ✥ 🌳 | 2019-01-16 03:46:36 |
| 76561198211754472 | 👽"Hey, 🚗 I'm 🐳 startin' 📗 to 📀 get 🎄 the 🚕 hang 💗 of 🐟 this 👹 game. 💚 The 🕺 blerns 😺 are 👳 loaded. 🔋 The 🍇 count's 🌸 three 🎈 blerns ⛳ and 👔 two 🥞 anti-blerns, 🎄 and 👑 the 🐠 🎽 infield 📒 blern 🐳 rule 🏓 is 💚 in 🔋 effect. ⚡ Right?" 🕺 -Fry 🌂 👃 "Other 🐊 than 🌋 the 🍧 word 🐝 blern, 🍖 that 🥒 was 🎫 complete 🏀 gibberish." 💛 -Leela 🐛 Professor: 🚘 I 📗 knew 🌏 I 🎁 should 🌋 have 🏓 shown 👳 him 💎 "Electro-Gonnorhea, 🌳 the 💄 Noisy 🎁 Killer."🐟 | 2019-01-16 00:20:53 |
| 76561198179710665 | ⚡🥒🥞🐠🐳👹💎💛🐊👔 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍖📀🐛😺🚘🏀🥗👔👃📗 » drat the playing made! ٿ » darn! hark! breaking sweeping suit. ❀ » Panda works quickly ☼ 🎈💗🐝🚘🥒🌂🐟👑👽💙 » Mexico plundered ♀ » until the gravel inflated ❃ » and the crayons made ♫ 🚗🐊🎁🌸🎽🌽🚙📕👾🔋 » behind the water, ☁ » Canada and Paris play. ☺ » China starts running. ↕ 👳📒🕺🌋🎄🚕💄💎💚🏓 | 2019-01-15 23:55:43 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🥞🚘🥒💛💃🌂🐝🍧🥗🏓🐳🚕🎄👃🍖Mal: "Zoe, ship is yours. ...you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and rescue me!"Zoe: "What? And risk my ship?"💚🕺🐊👑💄💙🎁💗👾🎍🍆👳🔋🚗🐳 | 2019-01-15 22:05:57 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐟💎🚙🚕🌂📗👳🍧📕🥒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌂🚘🥞🍇🎍📒🎈🐛🕺🐠 » sweeping your river ✿ » I inflated your princes ❄ » behind your sugar ♂ 👑🚕💄🎫👽🚘🎄🎁🏓🍇 » While capturing the ٿ » fingers, India pondered ❀ » without basking time ✪ 🎍🍖👃🚗🌽👔📗📘💛👹 » While balancing the ✿ » fingers, Mexico measured ♧ » without blowing fog ♀ ⛳🐳💃🌳🐝🌸🎽🔋⚡📕 | 2019-01-15 19:59:59 |
| 76561198211691280 | What was the best kiss | 💛 | 💄 | 👃 | 👽 | 🍧 | 🍖 | 👾 | 🌳 | of your entire life? | 🎁 | 👔 | 👑 | 🐛 | 🐠 | 📘 | 🥞 | 🎄 | | 2019-01-15 19:52:56 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚙 ☼ ⛳ Imitation is the sincerest form of television.🌽 ☼ 💙 -- Fred Allen 🌋👔🎍 | 2019-01-15 18:31:56 |
| 76561198211804512 | --------------------------------------------------------------Wait! You have not been prepared! -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate 3113.2The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. -- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8--------------------------------------------------------------🍧🐛🐳💄🥞🥗🎈😺📘⛳🚗🐝💙🌏📕💛📗🚕🎍🐠💎🌋🎄🐟👃🌸👑🚘🔋⚡🕺🌂🥒🍧🚙👳🎈🍆💃🎁🌳🐊🌸👔📒 | 2019-01-15 17:58:57 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🏓 ✰ 🍆 ✰ 🏀 ✰ 🌽 ✰ 🥗 ✰ 🌏 ✰ 👑 ✰ 🌋 ✰ 🎍 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 👔 ✰ 🌳 Heard any good jokes lately? 💃 ✰ 🐟 ✰ 🐛 ✰ 💄 ✰ 👳 ✰ 🚙 ✰ 🎽 ✰ 👃 ✰ 📕 ✰ 📀 ✰ 🎫 ✰ 🐠 | 2019-01-15 17:06:57 |
| 76561198179634866 | ☺ UH-OH!!🌽 ☁ 🔋🍧 ♂ I💛👹👔 ❁ think🏀⛳👃💎 ✣ KEN🔋👃💗💃🕺 ↕ is🎁🥒📗🏓🐟👳 ☆ OVER-DUE🍖🌏🐊📀👽🚕🌸 ✫ on🍇🎄📘👑🚗🕺🌳📕 ✧ his📒🚙🌽🐠👔🐳🌋🥗😺 ☼ R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!! Ha ha. | 2019-01-15 16:41:59 |
| 76561198179809977 | 📘👽👳|🚘🐠😺| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌋🔋👔|A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & GrumpyQ: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates? wut | 2019-01-15 14:38:59 |
| 76561198179733738 | [Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration] Peter: Uh... my name is... [he sees a pea] Peter: Pea... [he sees a woman crying] Peter: ... tear... [he sees a Griffin fly by] Peter: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin. 😶 A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're threedays old. He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted. 😵 Today is the first day of the rest of your life. 😲 [the family is planning a vacation] Peter: We could always go to purgatory like we did last year. [flashback] Lois: This isn't bad. It's not good, but it's not bad. Brian: So so. Peter: More or less. 🤔Look before you leap. -- Samuel Butler😗Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES ...Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!😘Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.🤧 | 2019-01-15 12:23:59 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🚙Peter: 👾 Pack 🐠 your 🥒 bags ⚡ up, 🐳 the 📗 Griffins 🚕 are 📕 heading 🕺 to 👃 Big 👹 Apple! 🐊 Speed 🎍 Racer: 🚘 Haha! 👑 Did 🏓 you 👾 hear? 💚 The 💄 Griffins 👳 are 📒 going 🥗 to 🐳 New 🌸 York. 👽 Haha! 😺 Man: 🌏 This 💃 is 🌋 not 👔 affecting 🚕 us 🚙 all! 🎍 Haha! 🚗 Speed 🐟 Racer: 👃 Haha!🎈 | 2019-01-15 12:22:58 |
| 76561198179677447 | 📗Stewie: 🎄 If 📒 I 🍧 choose 💃 to 💚 make 😺 stool 🌸 in 🍇 my 🌋 pants 📘 right 👑 now, 🔋 you're 🚗 the 🐛 only 🐟 one ⚡ here 🥒 to 🍧 change 🐝 me. 👹 What 🌏 do 🎁 you 📗 think 💗 of 💚 that, 🎽 hmm? 🍖 Brian: 👃 I'm 💛 not 🐠 going 💙 to 🔋 change 🎈 you. 🚘 Stewie: 👳 What? 🐊 Brian: 🌳 I 📀 said, 🐳 I'm 💄 not 📒 going 🥗 to 🏀 change 👾 you. 🌋 Stewie: 🎍 You 📀 can't 💎 be 🐛 serious. 🕺 Well, 🌽 what 🎈 if 🐠 I 🍆 make 👽 a 👳 fudgie? 🍇 Well, ⚡ I 💃 just 🎄 won't. 👹 I 🎫 just 🐝 won't, 🚙 that's 📕 all. 👃 I 👔 just ⛳ won't. 🐳 Blast! 🥗 I 🎁 just 💗 did!💄 | 2019-01-15 09:47:55 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🐛👹🥗|🎁🍧👔| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🔋🌂|Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the gruntwork for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question." wat | 2019-01-15 08:21:56 |
| 76561198211598984 | 💚 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 👹 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 👳 ♪ 🎽 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 💃 ♪ 😺ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🏓 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 👾 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 💛 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 🚘 ♪ ⛳ If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a leverto get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment, then I would concludethat netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. -- Rob Stampfli 🏀 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 📒 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 👔 ♪ 🌳 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 📕 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 💎 | 2019-01-15 07:40:57 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐛 Dear ... 💚 → In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. 👔 ❖ 🏀 ❖ 👳 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🎫 ❖ 🌽 ❖ 💛 ❖ 🍇 ❖ 🐊 ❖ 💄 ❖ 🎁 ❖ 🎍 ❖ 🏓 ❖ 💎 Yours truly, Lavette Halderman (the cat)👑 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167091242 📗 | 2019-01-15 04:03:55 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🐝[Quagmire 🎁 is 🥗 talking 👔 to 💄 a 🌽 woman 🥒 from 🌋 New 💙 York] 🐠 Glen 📀 Quagmire: 🕺 Hey 💚 there 🎄 little 👃 lady. 👾 Why 🏀 don't 🚕 you 👹 turn 🍆 around 🌳 and 🥞 show 💃 me 🔋 your 🎽 Lower 🍖 East 👽 Side. 🚘 Woman 💛 (in ⛳ deep 🚗 voice): 🐳 Sure. 👳 Glen 🥗 Quagmire: 🌏 Whoa. 🌂 Transvestite, 😺 back 👑 off. 🎫 Wait 🎍 a 💄 minute... 🎁 pre-op 💃 or 🍇 post-op? 🐊 Woman: 🌸 Pre-op. 🍧 Glen 🌽 Quagmire: 🥒 Whoa. 🌋 Transvestite, 🎽 back 📗 off.👃 | 2019-01-15 01:23:53 |
| 76561198211794508 | 👹 ↕ 💎 ↕ 🌂 ↕ 🚙 ↕ 🎁 ↕ 💄 ↕ 🐳 ↕ 👃 ↕ 👽 ↕ 🎈ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👾 ↕ 💚 ↕ 🥞 ↕ 📒 ↕ 💃 ↕ 💙 ↕ 👽 ↕ 🕺 ↕ 😺 ↕ 🐠 In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Onlywe can't control when the five year period will begin. 🎄 ↕ ⚡ ↕ 🍖 ↕ 🍧 ↕ 📗 ↕ 🌽 ↕ 🥗 ↕ 🍆 ↕ 🌂 ↕ 🎽 | 2019-01-14 23:54:52 |
| 76561198179854946 | 👳"This 🚘 is 🎄 turning 💛 into 🏀 one 🍧 very 📀 sexy ⛳ struggle 🌂 for 🥞 the 🏓 human 🍇 race." 🐛 -Zapp 💛 Brannigan 🌳 One 🐳 of 🚗 Bender's 💗 kids: 📘 Our ⚡ dad 📗 is 🐊 a 💃 giant 😺 toy!🎫 | 2019-01-14 22:58:53 |
| 76561198179603631 | 📕🍆🚙👳💄🥞🐳🐛💗⚡ Here's Some Haiku for You... 👹🥒🍧😺🐊🌸👾📒🐟🌋 » limb plunder to you ● » he plundered and admired more ✧ » I asked honesty ♥ 🐛🎁💃🥗🌏🎄🚕🎫🏀🐳 » zounds the blowing played! ♀ » hark! darn! basking running trick. ♪ » Suzuki plays soon ღ 👽🎈🌽🏀🌏🎁⛳🐠🍇👃 » drat the sweeping taught! ❃ » zounds! drat! basking playing suit. ✿ » Germany hunts soon ☁ 💚🌳📕🎫🚕📗🚗📀🚘🐝 | 2019-01-14 22:10:51 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🎁 -- 🕺 -- 🌸 -- 🥗 -- 🎁 -- 😺 -- 🚙 -- 💃 -- 🍆 -- ⛳ -- ⚡ -- 🏀 -- 🎫 -- 📕 -- 🌽 The good life was so elusiveIt really got me downI had to regain some confidenceSo I got into camouflageI don't know what Descartes' got,But booze can do what Kant cannot. -- Mike CrossO give me a home,Where the buffalo roam,Where the deer and the antelope play,Where seldom is heardA discouraging word,'Cause what can an antelope say? 📘 -- 🐊 -- 🌂 -- 🌏 -- 🌳 -- 🥞 -- 🚕 -- 🐠 -- 👔 -- 📗 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 💚 -- 🐟 -- 💄 | 2019-01-14 21:26:43 |
| Whey | Have a nice week! | 2019-01-14 19:54:02 |
| 76561198179768678 | What's the creepiest | 🐝 | 🍧 | 🌸 | 🎄 | 😺 | 🍆 | 📕 | 🐝 | dream you've ever had? | 🌳 | 🎽 | 🌽 | 🥗 | 🚗 | 🐟 | 🐠 | 📒 | | 2019-01-14 18:59:38 |
| 76561198179424285 | 💄 🥒 💙 💃 📒 🐛 🐠 👑 💎 🍧🐝 [] 🎈 💚 🎽 🌽 🐠 🥗 🌳 📘 😺 🎈 🎄The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- Calvin"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -HobbesA voice crackles in Calvin's radio: "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!" "Roger. What should I do until then?"🌏 🎁 💃 🍇 👳 🥒 🌋 👾 🎍 🥞 | 2019-01-14 18:54:37 |
| 76561198179844987 | What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party? >> 🐛📒🌳🎽🎈 << | 2019-01-14 18:16:36 |
| 76561198179668874 | ✿ Fat👾 ❦ Liberation:🍖🍧 ✤ because🥞👽🕺 ★ a🌳🥞📕🐊 ♂ waist🐠⚡🌏💃👳 ღ is🍇🚙🎈😺🔋💎 ♫ a terrible thing to mind. | 2019-01-14 16:49:37 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌽 ♂ 💙 ♂ ⛳ ♂ 😺 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🎽 ♂ 💗 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 📀 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 👃 ♂ 👾 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 🎫 Evolution is a million line computer program falling into place by accident. 🌸 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🌋 ♂ 🐊 ♂ 💛 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 📕 ♂ 🕺 | 2019-01-14 14:27:33 |
| 76561198179809165 | There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantlydivide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not. -- Robert Benchley🤗 Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wingto a building as being maintenance -- Jim Horning 😍 She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Waits 🤐Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: Ice Cream cures all ills. Temporarily.🤤 By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. -- Confucius 😴 Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down. -- Wilson Mizner 🙂 P.S. I suppose I really should be nicer to people today, consideringI'll be singing in Billy Graham's choir tonight... :-) -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🙁 | 2019-01-14 13:58:31 |
| 76561198179419823 | ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚕Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📗 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎄If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard ♥ 👳 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📣 | 2019-01-14 08:17:50 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | - ♂ ❂ ✩ ❄ ✿ ● ☀ ☻ ❀ ❉ ❄ ✱ ♪ ☣ ✫ ♫ ❀ ❖ ☁ ☻ - Using one word, how would - ㅤㅤ you describe your family? - ☻ ☁ ❖ ❀ ♫ ✫ ☣ ♪ ✱ ❄ ❉ ❀ ☻ ☀ ● ✿ ❄ ✩ ❂ ♂ | 2019-01-14 07:56:51 |
| 76561198179608271 | Do you ever talk to yourself? When and what do you say? >> 🐊🐝📀👹🕺 << | 2019-01-14 06:12:48 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🍖🥗💎 What do you value most: free time, recognition, or money? 😺🏀🕺 | 2019-01-14 04:28:45 |
| 76561198179589975 | 👾 📒 🐠 🔋 👳 💗 🚘 🍧 🌋 🥞🕺 [] 😺 🔋 🐟 🏓 🚕 🎈 🎄 🍆 💃 🐊 🐳Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? -- CalvinYou know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be coolif you don't have an attitude. -- CalvinThe real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- Calvin🥞 🎫 🥒 📣 💗 📀 🍖 🚙 💙 📕 | 2019-01-13 23:19:42 |
| 76561198179863334 | 📒🎄🐝 Performance review for 🌋👾🕺 has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead. Accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without a calculator, cannot reach the answer at speed. Is usually decisive, but too often fails to take account of all possibilities, and this has caused a few problems in the past 6 months. Or takes account of all possibilities but takes too long to reach the final decision. Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. 🥒 + 👹 = 💙 | 2019-01-13 22:59:41 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🌏 🌳 🐳 👑 🏓 🐟 🥞 🌸 💚 📕💎 [] 🔋 📀 🐝 👾 🥗 🎈 🍆 💗 🚙 📒 🕺Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere inthe universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- CalvinDad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that myaccomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate forall the opportunities you botched ? -- CalvinYAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL! -- Calvin📘 🎈 🚕 🌏 👳 🥒 🐠 📕 👽 🚘 | 2019-01-13 21:27:36 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🥗 ✧ 🍖 ✧ 🌏 ✧ 📀 ✧ 🎍 ✧ 🍆 ✧ ⛳ ✧ 🐠 ✧ 🎁 ✧ 🍇ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 😺 ✧ 👹 ✧ 🚙 ✧ 🥞 ✧ 🌸 ✧ 🔋 ✧ 🚘 ✧ 💎 ✧ 💃 ✧ 💚 By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage otherdesigners in the thin disguise of good, clean fun. -- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April Fool's column. ⚡ ✧ 🎫 ✧ 🚗 ✧ 📒 ✧ 🥒 ✧ 🚙 ✧ 🎁 ✧ 📘 ✧ 💗 ✧ 🎽 | 2019-01-13 14:44:50 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🐝👹🚕 Performance review for 🍧🐊💚 Interested in learning about other people and the world, but tends to let others ask the questions and find the answers. habitually plans and sequences own work but not that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. can hold and engage an audience, but not convincing or persuasive enough to be used as a keynote speaker/presenter. 🥞 + 🐟 = 🎈 | 2019-01-13 14:16:50 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-01-13 12:26:40 |
| 76561198179757550 | If you could shop for free at one | 🕺 | 🎍 | 🐠 | 🌽 | 🍆 | 📕 | 👳 | 🚙 | store, which one would you choose? | 🍧 | 💃 | 🐝 | 🥒 | 🚘 | 👽 | 👔 | 📒 | | 2019-01-13 11:16:16 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🥒🐳🎄👳💗 - ✯ ✥ ♂ ♡ ✫ ↕ ☣ ❂ ♀ ♧ ● ❄ ♀ ☂ ☁ ❄ ♣ ☀ ✰ ✦🐊🏓😺🐳⛳ - Tell me 3 things you 👃🍆🏀📒🌸 - ㅤㅤ remember about kindergarten. 🐊💙🎁⛳🍇 - ✦ ✰ ☀ ♣ ❄ ☁ ☂ ♀ ❄ ● ♧ ♀ ❂ ☣ ↕ ✫ ♡ ♂ ✥ ✯ | 2019-01-13 10:11:16 |
| 76561198179762074 | --------------------------------------------------------------A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. -- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it always willbe different. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4--------------------------------------------------------------🌸🌽🍆🐛🏓🏀🥗🥞📘🥒👃🏓🎽🌂👾📒💚👑🔋💄🐳🌏👳🎄📕🚗😺🚙🍆🍇🌸🚕🐊🕺🎈⚡👔💙💗📣👽⛳🐝🐟💃 | 2019-01-13 09:04:15 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Simon: "Agent McGinnis, I'm certain you're working under a superior keepingclose tabs on this case. I'm certain of that because important people don'tdo fieldwork. I'm also certain your superior wants me and my sister alive.Now, I'm not going to move from this start until one of two things happens:you answer my very simple question, or you shoot me."McGinnis: "We're transferring you to a holding center, until you can beretrieved."Simon: "Retrieved? By who?"McGinnis: "People who want you alive. People not me." | 2019-01-13 05:33:19 |
| SCVMBXG | i'm too | 2019-01-13 05:15:04 |
| nobody_move | I like you :3 | 2019-01-13 04:59:16 |
| 76561198179802829 | 👑 🔋 🚕 🌸 🐟 💄 🎄 🚘 🌽 🍇⛳ [] 🌋 😺 📒 📘 📗 🌂 🎍 🥞 🎫 💃 💚I liked things better when I didn't understand them. -- CalvinI'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. --- CalvinReality continues to ruin my life. -- Calvin👃 💗 🍆 👽 👾 🐠 🌽 🐠 📀 🚙 | 2019-01-13 04:29:07 |
| 76561198179842674 | What is your favorite family tradition? >> 💙👳🎍👹🌏 << | 2019-01-13 00:43:00 |
| 76561198211853304 | 📕 | 🥞 | 🚙 | 🏀 | 🐳 | 🌏 | 📀 | 👽 | 👹 | 🕺 | 👑 | 🚘 | 🚗 | 🎽 | 💗 | 👳 | 🐛 | 🌳 | 🍧 "We got a talk about it at school. There's lots of stuff most girls can'tdo, but you've got to pretend they can, so that more of them will." -- Sexism explained (Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind) 💃 | 🌽 | 👔 | 🥒 | 🚕 | 🏀 | 🍆 | 🐛 | 💛 | 🐠 | ⛳ | 📒 | 🌏 | 🌂 | 🐝 | 🎈 | 🍇 | 🕺 | 🌋 | 2019-01-13 00:14:02 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🌂 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👳 🍖 👾 🕺 🌏 💃 🥒 😺 ⚡ 🚘 🥗 🌋 👔 📣 💗 🎄 🍇There are two problems with a major hangover. You feellike you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't. Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. 🌽 📕 🔋 🏓 🍧 🐊 🐝 👑 🏀 🎫 🎍 🎽 🐠 📒 🥗 👃 | 2019-01-12 23:23:01 |
| 76561198179860286 | 💃 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 🍖 ✈ 🌽 ✈ 🌏 ✈ 😺 ✈ 👾 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 🌸 ✈ 💙ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 🥒 ✈ 👃 ✈ 🚗 ✈ 💎 ✈ ⛳ ✈ 📘 ✈ ⚡ ✈ 🏀 If you're crossing the nation in a covered wagon, it's better to have fourstrong oxen than 100 chickens. Chickens are OK but we can't make them worktogether yet. -- Ross Bott, Pyramid U.S., on multiprocessors at AUUGM '89. 💚 ✈ 💄 ✈ 🎍 ✈ 🚕 ✈ 🐟 ✈ 🏓 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 📀 ✈ 🎄 ✈ 📗 | 2019-01-12 23:04:01 |
| 76561198179573195 | 📀Cubert: 👑 "Why 🥗 do 🐟 I 💄 have 🎁 to 👔 be 🎄 the 🌋 hump?" 💃 Fry: 🍧 "'Cause 🕺 you're 😺 too 🍆 ugly 💚 to 🚗 be ⚡ a 👽 wart." 🎈 Futurama 📣 is 🎫 brought 🍖 to 🚕 you 🍇 by 🌳 Thompson's 👽 Teeth, 💗 the 🍧 only 👳 teeth 📘 strong 👑 enough 🐛 to 👹 eat 🚙 other 🐳 teeth.🌂 | 2019-01-12 22:42:01 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🌸 | 🌳 | 🌏 | 🚕 | 🍖 | 🐟 | 📀 | 🐛 | 🐠 | 🎽 | 👑 | 📗 | 📕 | 📣 | 👔 | 💚 | 🌋 | 👾 | 🥞 "I can bite your leg if you like." -- Gaspode the wonder dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) 🏓 | ⛳ | 👹 | ⚡ | 🐛 | 💙 | 💃 | 💎 | 🎁 | 🔋 | 📘 | 🐊 | 🐝 | 💗 | 🌳 | 👃 | 🚗 | 🍇 | 🌂 | 2019-01-12 21:59:01 |
| 76561198179730218 | Are you a starter or a finisher? >> ⛳💄💙💛🎍 << | 2019-01-12 21:56:01 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🍆🌳🍇⚡💃🎫🎁🚙🌂🎍 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💛🚗👾🏀😺💙🥒📣⛳🏓 » short lounges whispered. ♫ » short crayons approved aptly ✿ » bright papers rejoiced ☁ 💎👔🎄🎁🐠💚💛👹🎽🐛 » book loiter to him ❖ » it measured and plundered more ✲ » I taught oxygen ☎ 🥞📘📕🚘🕺🌸📒🐟🌋🐝 » following my soul, ✬ » Panda approved my princes ♫ » behind my clothing ღ 🌳🍖🌽🌏🔋🎈🍆📀👽💗 | 2019-01-12 21:44:02 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🏓🌋📘 Have you ever been caught lying? 👳👽🥞 | 2019-01-12 20:40:00 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🎁 | 🐠 | 🚕 | 👔 | 🐊 | 🍖 | 🚘 | 👑 | 🥒 | 📗 | 💙 | 📕 | 🌽 | 👾 | 🔋 | 🎈 | 📀 | 💗 | 💎 he'd twice failed to become Village Idiot through being overqualified.(Maskerade) 🎍 | 🥞 | 📘 | ⚡ | 🏀 | 🐛 | 👹 | 💚 | 🍆 | 👳 | 🥗 | 📣 | 🎫 | 💃 | 🎄 | 🌂 | 🍇 | 👃 | ⚡ | 2019-01-12 20:33:01 |
| 76561198211599340 | 💙 ♡ 🌽 ♡ 🐛 ♡ 🚗 ♡ 🚘 ♡ 😺 ♡ 🕺 ♡ 📕 ♡ 📘 ♡ 💗 ♡ 💛 ♡ 📗 ♡ 🍆 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 💄 Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned...Mulder: Oooh! If you were that stoned, what? "The X-Files: Deep Throat"Mulder: (smiling) The ENIGMATIC Dr. Scully! "The X-Files: Fallen Angel"🥞 ♡ 🐳 ♡ 🌳 ♡ 🍇 ♡ ⚡ ♡ 🌋 ♡ 🍖 ♡ 🚙 ♡ 👔 ♡ 📣 ♡ 💚 ♡ 🐟 ♡ 🐝 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 👽 | 2019-01-12 17:46:58 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🎄👽🍆📀💗 - ✖ ♣ ☀ ♂ ❦ ✴ ✔ ✲ ✿ ¤ ♪ ☂ ♫ ✱ ✶ ✯ ♦ ☼ ✥ ✰🏓🚘👳🌳👹 - Are you afraid of flying 📗🥞👾👃🥒 - ㅤㅤ in airplanes? (How come?) 💃🎫🐟💚🚕 - ✰ ✥ ☼ ♦ ✯ ✶ ✱ ♫ ☂ ♪ ¤ ✿ ✲ ✔ ✴ ❦ ♂ ☀ ♣ ✖ | 2019-01-12 14:38:39 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🕺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👳 💄 👔 💚 🐝 💎 💃 🐊 👽 🎁 🎽 🐠 🍖 🍆 💛 🎄 👑The best way to preserve a right is to exercise it, and the right tosmoke is a right worth dying for. Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore. 🥗 🐟 🏀 👾 🌳 😺 👹 💗 🍧 🎍 📣 🎫 🥞 🔋 🌸 💙 | 2019-01-12 12:43:40 |
| 76561198211691280 | 😺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👾 👹 🕺 💛 👽 🚕 🎈 🎽 📕 📘 👑 🐛 🌽 ⛳ 🏓 💎 🎫Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore. I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was allsaloonkeepers were Democrats. 👳 🥗 🚗 🐊 🌂 👔 🎁 👃 🎄 📕 👾 🐠 🥒 🐝 💎 🍆 | 2019-01-12 11:10:40 |
| 76561198179702987 | ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🕺Love is in the offing. -- The Homicidal Maniac ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📘Always there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter,invite them as we may. ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚕 | 2019-01-12 10:48:41 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👾🏓🕺👃💛🎈💎💚🚕👔🐛🍖🏀🎫🌳🥞🚗🐝🍧🐊📣🔋💗🎽⛳🌏⚡👹😺🐠 "I just want to be a good engineer."-- Steve Wozniak, co-founder ofApple Computer, concluding his keynote speech at the 1988 AppleFest 🐳📗🥒🚕🌋🐟🔋💄👔🎁🚙💙📒💃🌸🌏⛳👃🌳📘📕👳🌂🚘🐝💚🐛💛🍧🌋 | 2019-01-12 10:47:44 |
| 76561198179634866 | If social media didn't exist, how | ⚡ | 💛 | 🍖 | ⛳ | 💙 | 🕺 | 🚕 | 🎫 | would your life be different? | 💗 | 👹 | 🎁 | 🍆 | 🐊 | 🌸 | 🚘 | 👃 | | 2019-01-12 10:28:37 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Bender: OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals. Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me." | 2019-01-12 10:06:41 |
| 76561198179556699 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🕺 * 🚗 * 💙 * 📣 * 🌳 * 🏀 * 📘 * 🚕 * 🔋 * 🍧 * 🎁 * 💃 * 🚙 * 🎈 * 👾 * 👑ㅤ* Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.ㅤ* Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when a couple have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle.ㅤ* The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.💚 * 🍇 * 🐠 * 🥞 * 🐊 * 🍆 * 💛 * 📕 * 👽 * 📗 * 🌸 * 🐳 * 📀 * ⛳ * 🍖 * 🍆ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-01-12 09:56:38 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🌏Fry: 👔 Where's 💄 Captain 🚕 Bender? 🔋 Off 🌸 catastrophizing 💙 some 🎄 other 📒 planet? 🍆 Bender: 👳 He's 🥗 a 🌋 witch!🌽 | 2019-01-12 07:53:39 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🍇 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐟 ⚡ 💗 🌳 📘 🎍 👑 🌸 🍖 🚙 🚘 📀 📣 👽 🍧 💄 💚But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch! Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to beginwith, that it's compounding a felony. -- Robert Benchley 👾 🌂 🚕 🐛 🎈 🎽 📣 💙 🥞 🥗 🚗 🍆 🕺 📕 📒 🎁 | 2019-01-12 05:07:57 |
| 76561198179710665 | 💗 ☁ 🎈 ☁ 💛 ☁ 📗 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 📒 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🌏 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🚙 ☁ 💙 ☁ 🌸 ☁ ⚡ ☁ 💄 ☁ 📗 Mulder: how big can this thing get?Scully: Mulder, I.. (smiles) sorry, for a second there it felt like old times. "The X-Files: The Host"MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🐝 ☁ 💎 ☁ 🐊 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 👑 ☁ 🍆 ☁ 🐛 ☁ 🚗 ☁ 🌂 ☁ 🌳 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 👳 ☁ ⛳ | 2019-01-12 04:38:59 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2019-01-12 03:21:02 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🚗 ♠ 🏀 ♠ 💙 ♠ 📗 ♠ 🥞 ♠ 🌂 ♠ 🐝 ♠ 🎽 ♠ 🚙 ♠ ⛳ ♠ 🚘 ♠ 💗 ♠ 👃 ♠ 🚕 ♠ 👾 Skinner: If you can't keep you head, it's OK to step away.Scully: That's exactly what they want. "The X-Files: Aprocrypha"Mulder: If you detect a hint of skepticism or incredulity in Agent Scully's voice, it's because of the overwhelming evidence gathered by the FBI debunking virtually all claims of ritual abuse by satanic cults.Det. Angela White: Is that true?Mulder: Don't ask me! "The X-Files: Syzygy"🏀 ♠ 🎄 ♠ 🐊 ♠ 🌽 ♠ 🐠 ♠ 👔 ♠ 💄 ♠ 🌏 ♠ ⚡ ♠ 🐛 ♠ 🌳 ♠ 📣 ♠ 📘 ♠ 👹 ♠ 📗 | 2019-01-12 02:49:55 |
| 76561198179814253 | 👃📗 🍇😺 gl- 🎄🌳🐳🚗 everybody expects you are going relish your new game! ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ô¿ô ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ STUPENDOUS* (‾⌣‾) (♥_♥) ٩(^‿^)۶ 🍖🍆 | 2019-01-12 01:21:54 |
| 76561198211741980 | 💃 -- 💄 -- 🐛 -- 🥞 -- 🍧 -- 🌽 -- 🍖 -- ⛳ -- 🎽 -- 🚕 -- 🐊 -- 🏓 -- 🎫 -- 🎄 -- 👔 A Elbereth Gilthoniel,silivren penna m'irielo menel aglar elenath!Na chaered palan-d'irielo galadhremmin ennorath,Fanuilos, le linnathonnef aear, s'i nef aearon! -- J. R. R. TolkienIf she had not been cupric in her ions,Her shape ovoidal,Their romance might have flourished.But he built tetrahedral in his shape,His ions ferric,Love could not help but die,Uncatylised, inert, and undernourished.My own dear love, he is strong an 👹 -- 👳 -- 🏓 -- 📘 -- 💚 -- 📀 -- 🐟 -- 🎍 -- 📒 -- 💄 -- 🌂 -- 📗 -- 💛 -- 🌏 -- 🥗 | 2019-01-12 00:04:55 |
| 76561198179847314 | ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty ofwhether you love her. ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥗"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues thatneed worrying about." ♥ 👳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💗 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👔 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌸 | 2019-01-11 23:04:53 |
| 76561198179733738 | 📣 -- 🌏 -- 📒 -- 🐊 -- 🏓 -- 💄 -- 🎍 -- 🎁 -- 🐳 -- 🍖 -- 👳 -- 🕺 -- 🍧 -- 🐟 -- 🏀 Sun in the night, everyone is together,Ascending into the heavens, life is forever. -- Brand X, "Moroccan Roll/Sun in the Night"I knew Leo G. CarrolWas over a barrelWhen Tarantula took to the hills. ["Lick it!"]And I really got hotWhen I saw Jeanette ScottFight a triffid that spits poison and kills.Science fiction, double featureDoctor X will build a creature.See androids fighting Brad and JanetAnne Francis stars in Forbidden Plane 🐛 -- 💛 -- 🥒 -- 📘 -- 👑 -- 🌂 -- ⛳ -- 🎽 -- ⚡ -- 👹 -- 🥗 -- 🚘 -- 📀 -- 🐠 -- 📕 | 2019-01-11 22:14:54 |
| 76561198179847314 | 💗Brian: 💛 Face 👔 it 🌳 Peter, 🌂 you 🎍 get 📘 competitive 💄 about ⚡ everything. 🐠 Peter: 👳 I 🥒 am 🎫 so 🍇 not 😺 competitive. 🌸 In ⛳ fact, 🎽 I 🐛 am 💄 the 👑 least 🎈 non-competitive. 📒 So 🐊 I 🍆 win.👹 | 2019-01-11 16:18:10 |
| 76561198179518505 | ● Gee,🎁 ♂ I🎫📕 ✬ feel🌽⛳💃 ✱ kind🎄🚕💙👾 ✶ of💚🌸👃🌏🎈 ☂ LIGHT🥞📗🌂📘📣🐊 ☀ in👔🐝🥗🍖🚗🎍🍆 ß the👑👳👽🌋🍇🕺⚡🏀 ☻ head🎽🐟💛👹🌳📒🍇💄🔋 ♂ now, knowing I can't make my satellite dish PAYMENTS! | 2019-01-11 14:00:57 |
| _71 | What do you do in your free time? >> 🎫🚙👃🍆🌸 << | 2019-01-11 13:55:22 |
| _80 | 🐛🥗 PARTY DOWN, 👹🍇📀🚙 HAVE FUN! 📒🍧🌂📕 SUPER GAME. 🥞👳🚙🎈 wooooooooooooooo- 💎💙🌸🌽 ALL OF US HOPES YOU ARE GOING SAVOR THIS STUFF* 🎁💚🚘⛳💎🏀😺 🚕📗 | 2019-01-11 13:37:21 |
| _111 | 💃Fry: 🌽 "They're 🐛 great! 🚗 They're 👔 like 🐳 sex 📗 except 📕 I'm 📣 having 🌳 them." 🏀 Zoidberg: 👳 Uncle 💎 Zoid, 💛 you're 🌏 looking 🍖 young ⛳ enough 🥞 to 🔋 be 🐟 thrown 🚗 back!⚡ | 2019-01-11 13:30:21 |
| 76561198211563240 | Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? >> 👳🚗🚙👑🍧 << | 2019-01-11 13:28:18 |
| _49 | 🥗👽😺💃👾🏀🚙🚕🍧💎🐊👳🍖⛳💗Mal: "I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that can stop Kayleefrom being cheerful." (he smiles at her, never stopping working) "Sometimesyou just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."⚡🌏📣🍇🌂📗🐛🏓🎫👃🎄🐳👑🌋😺 | 2019-01-11 13:24:20 |
| _70 | What's the most beautiful | 💙 | 🎽 | 📗 | 🚕 | 🏓 | 👹 | 🌏 | 👽 | place you've ever been? | 💛 | 📕 | 🐟 | 🌳 | 👑 | 🍆 | 📀 | 💄 | | 2019-01-11 13:22:24 |
| _211 | 🚙 ♪ 💛 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🍆 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 🚕 ♪ 💗 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🎫 ♪ 🐝 ♪ 👹 ♪ 🌳 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 🕺 Mulder: I think with a crowbar and a small nuclear device we might be able to get through one of these things. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: I'm warning you, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own. "The X-Files: The Erlenmeyer Flask"👳 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🎁 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 🐟 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 🐠 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 🥒 ♪ 🎽 ♪ 📀 ♪ 🍆 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 💎 | 2019-01-11 13:18:23 |
| 76561198179809977 | --------------------------------------------------------------You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second incommand attack while you sit and watch for weakness. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9Phasers locked on target, Captain.--------------------------------------------------------------💚🌂⚡⛳🐳👃🌋🐛🎽💎🏀🎄👑💗📗🐟🎁👽🏓🎫🌽📀📘🐊📕🐠🎍🍇📣👔🥒🌸🥞🥗💛🍇💄👔🚕💃🕺💎🔋😺🍖 | 2019-01-11 13:06:21 |
| _215 | 💃🐠💚|🐟🥞👃| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎫🌳💄|Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please! idk | 2019-01-11 12:57:22 |
| _36 | Have you ever fantasized about | 🍧 | 🐊 | 📘 | 🐠 | 👃 | 👔 | 🕺 | 🚗 | changing your first name? To what? | 👳 | 💎 | 🐊 | 👹 | 🚕 | 💃 | 🍆 | 👽 | | 2019-01-11 12:46:22 |
| _20 | 💎Leela: 🚙 I 👳 don't 👾 know 💄 what 🕺 you 🐟 did, 🌽 Fry, 🚗 but 👃 once 🐊 again 🌸 you 👔 screwed 🎽 📕 up. 🎍 Now 💛 all ⚡ the 🎄 planets 🍆 are 🚗 gonna 📗 start 🍖 crackin' 🍇 wise 📣 about 🌂 our 🐝 mommas. 🚘 👽 Hermes: 📕 I'm 🍧 just 🐛 glad 📀 my 🎈 fat 🥗 ugly 🎁 momma 🍇 isn't 👹 alive 📗 to 💛 see 🍆 this 🚙 day. 💗 "Hey, 📘 I'm 🚕 startin' 🐳 to 🐛 get 👳 the 🐠 hang 🥞 of 🐊 this 💄 game. 💎 The 💃 blerns 👃 are 🎍 loaded. 💙 The 👑 count's 🌸 three 🎽 blerns 💚 and 🏓 two 👾 anti-blerns, 📒 and 🎄 the 🌽 🌋 infield 🕺 blern 🎫 rule 🚘 is 👽 in 🏀 effect. 😺 Right?" 📣 -Fry ⛳ 🐟 "Other 🏓 than 🥒 the 💗 word 🌏 blern, 👃 that 🌂 was 👔 complete 🌳 gibberish." 💛 -Leela👳 | 2019-01-11 12:37:26 |
| _84 | 👃 | 🐠 | 📒 | 🐳 | 🎄 | 💛 | ⛳ | 🎽 | 🍖 | 🐊 | 🚘 | 🌂 | 🚕 | 🔋 | 📣 | 🌸 | 🎽 | 💗 | 🐳 'Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.'(Small Gods) 🎄 | 📀 | 👹 | 👽 | ⚡ | 🎫 | 🕺 | 👳 | 🍆 | 🚗 | 📕 | 🍧 | 🥗 | 👑 | 🍇 | 🌋 | 🌽 | 🎍 | 💎 | 2019-01-11 12:36:20 |
| _108 | 😺⛳🥞|🌏🌸🐟| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚕💃🌳|Q: What is purple and commutes?A: An Abelian grape. idk | 2019-01-11 12:22:20 |
| _117 | What's your | 💄 | 👳 | 🔋 | 🍇 | 🍖 | 🎫 | 🕺 | 🌂 | dream job? | 📀 | 🎽 | ⚡ | 🎈 | 🎄 | 👾 | 💛 | 🐊 | | 2019-01-11 12:21:20 |
| _88 | 🚙📘📀 Performance review for 🌳🌂🐳 is generally good with detail and checks work thoroughly, but there have been one or two minor errors in work presented in the current period. A good negotiator, who usually chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw in a negotiation after reading the situation correctly. But not yet infallible and may need more experience. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don't stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. 🏀 + 💚 = 📣 | 2019-01-11 12:15:23 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🐛 -- 🎽 -- 🎄 -- 🚕 -- 🎈 -- 👃 -- 💚 -- 🍆 -- 🚗 -- 🍖 -- 🍧 -- 💛 -- 👽 -- 🎍 -- 🍇 Now I lay me back to sleep.The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.If he should stop before I wake,Give me a nudge for goodness' sake. -- AnonymousThere once was a Sailor who looked through a glassAnd spied a fair mermaid with scales on her... island.Where seagulls flew over their nest.She combed the long hair which hung over her... shoulders.And caused her to tickle and itch.The sailor cried out "There's a beautiful... mermaid.A sitt 💃 -- 🥞 -- 🐊 -- 💗 -- 💎 -- ⚡ -- 🐠 -- 👾 -- 📣 -- 🔋 -- 🐟 -- 🕺 -- 📕 -- 😺 -- 👑 | 2019-01-11 12:09:21 |
| _106 | ♦ Thirteen🐝 ✳ at🚗😺 ❀ a🍆🎍🐠 ✲ table🌏⛳📣🎁 ✤ is🍖🌳🐟🌽🐛 ❉ unlucky🎽🌸👑💗💎💚 ♀ only when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx | 2019-01-11 12:03:22 |
| _221 | 🕺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🌽 🥒 👔 💙 👹 📗 🎁 🔋 📣 🚗 🎫 💄 🐳 🥞 🎍 📘Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. No, I don't have a drinking problem.I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.No problem! 😺 🎄 🏀 💙 💛 🎈 🐛 🍖 🍆 🚕 🚙 🥗 🍧 👃 👹 🚘 | 2019-01-11 10:44:17 |
| _90 | How would you fix | 📘 | 🌸 | 🥒 | 💙 | 🥞 | 👽 | 🌂 | 🌽 | the economy? | 🌏 | 🚘 | 👽 | 📀 | 💃 | 🎁 | 💄 | 🔋 | | 2019-01-11 10:35:19 |
| _103 | ß Remember,🍇 ● DESSERT🐛📘 ✳ is📀🍖🚘 ❂ spelled🌋👃🎄🎽 ✿ with📣👹👽🌸🍧 ¤ two🥞🎄🌂💚😺🌏 ✿ `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts. -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59 | 2019-01-11 10:19:17 |
| _105 | 👹🍇🐠|🔋🐝🍖| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐳🚕🥗|Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?A: Open other end. wut | 2019-01-11 10:18:17 |
| _110 | briefcase, n: A trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party. 😙 You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession. 😴Two stormtroopers are posted near the tractor beam powerterminal.Stormtrooper: Do you know what's going on?Other stormtrooper: Maybe it's another drill.🤧 Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex? 😫"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique' to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all this gold, get over here fast.' As soon as the competitor approaches the pot, he falls into the pit"- John C. Dvorak🙄 Questionable day.Ask somebody something. 🤠 "In my opinion, Richard Stallman wouldn't recognise terrorism if itcame up and bit him on his Internet."-- Ross M. Greenberg 🤒 | 2019-01-11 10:09:18 |
| _213 | 🎁 ☀ 💙 ☀ 🎽 ☀ 🥗 ☀ 🚕 ☀ 🍖 ☀ 💚 ☀ 🎫 ☀ 👑 ☀ 💗 ☀ ⚡ ☀ 🔋 ☀ 🐳 ☀ 📕 ☀ 🌽 Mulder: Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic? "The X-Files: Soft Light"Scully: This seat taken?Mulder: No, but i should warn you i'm experiencing violent impulses.Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances. "The X-Files: The Host"🌸 ☀ 🍇 ☀ 🎄 ☀ 🌏 ☀ ⛳ ☀ 🌂 ☀ 📒 ☀ 🎁 ☀ 👽 ☀ 🍆 ☀ 🍖 ☀ 👾 ☀ 🥒 ☀ 😺 ☀ 👹 | 2019-01-11 09:48:19 |
| _59 | 🌳Leela: 🐛 "Well, 👹 it's 🌽 a 🌏 type 👾 M 💄 planet, 💛 so 🐊 it 🌸 should 🐟 at 👃 least ⛳ have 💗 Roddenberries." 💚 Handcrafters: 🚕 New 🍧 hands 🐳 in 🐛 about 🍖 an ⚡ hour 🎁 Fry: 📘 These 🕺 new 💄 hands 🥞 are 💗 great. 🌳 I'm 🚘 gonna 👳 break 🥒 them 💃 in 👔 tonight.💎 | 2019-01-11 09:32:19 |
| _63 | 👳 -- 👔 -- 🌽 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 📕 -- 🍧 -- 👃 -- 🥗 -- 🌏 -- 🌂 -- 🎍 -- 📀 -- 🏀 -- 🐟 I/O, I/O,It's off to disk I go,A bit or byte to read or write,I/O, I/O, I/O...To A Quick Young FoxWhy jog exquisite bulk, fond crazy vamp,Daft buxom jonquil, zephyr's gawky vice?Guy fed by work, quiz Jove's xanthic lamp--Zow! Qualms by deja vu gyp fox-kin thrice. -- Lazy DogFlying saucers on occasion Show themselves to human eyes.Aliens fume, put off invasion While they brand these tales as lies. 🔋 -- 🥞 -- 👑 -- 🍖 -- 🌳 -- 👾 -- 🎽 -- 😺 -- 👽 -- 🐠 -- 🍆 -- 🥒 -- ⚡ -- 💗 -- 🐳 | 2019-01-11 09:25:17 |
| _83 | 💗🍆🥞🐊🌸 - ♂ ✥ ✣ ❂ ✯ ❄ ♀ ♥ ღ ✦ ✧ ♂ ✈ ♪ ❃ ¤ ❉ ♀ ✶ ↕🚙👾👑🏀🥗 - What are you 🏓⚡💙👃🐟 - ㅤㅤ freakishly good at? 🎈🥗🐛📘📒 - ↕ ✶ ♀ ❉ ¤ ❃ ♪ ✈ ♂ ✧ ✦ ღ ♥ ♀ ❄ ✯ ❂ ✣ ✥ ♂ | 2019-01-11 09:19:18 |
| _222 | 👽 Dear ... 🚗 → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] → To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne 🌽 ● 🐟 ● 🚙 ● 📕 ● 💛 ● 🌏 ● 🥗 ● 🍖 ● 💛 ● 🍇 ● 🕺 ● 👔 ● 😺 ● 🎈 ● 🐛 Yours truly, Yer Cron (the cat)🥞 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031235 🏀 | 2019-01-11 09:17:17 |
| _53 | ⛳ ❃ 🏀 ❃ 💛 ❃ 🎍 ❃ 📘 ❃ 🍆 ❃ 👳 ❃ 🏓 ❃ 💚 ❃ 👃ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚗 ❃ 💙 ❃ 🥒 ❃ 🚙 ❃ 🐠 ❃ 💎 ❃ 📀 ❃ 🏀 ❃ 👾 ❃ 🐊 [A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. -- Joseph Campbell 🥞 ❃ 🌋 ❃ 🌳 ❃ ⚡ ❃ 🌏 ❃ 📗 ❃ 💙 ❃ 📣 ❃ 💗 ❃ 🚘 | 2019-01-11 09:16:18 |
| _112 | 💎🚙📕 Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future? 🎫⚡💙 | 2019-01-11 09:06:18 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🏓🐳💗 Did you feel closer to your mom or dad growing up? 💚🚕💛 | 2019-01-11 08:33:18 |
| _217 | 📘🚕🍆🐠🎍 - ❋ ☎ ♠ ☣ ღ ✫ ↕ ♣ ♧ ☺ ♂ ✬ ♂ ✧ ✱ ✳ ✯ ♪ ♡ ✔📕💛👽🚘🍇 - If you could sit down with your 15-year 🏓🕺😺👹🎄 - ㅤㅤ old self, what would you tell him or her? 🎫📒🥞🐛🌏 - ✔ ♡ ♪ ✯ ✳ ✱ ✧ ♂ ✬ ♂ ☺ ♧ ♣ ↕ ✫ ღ ☣ ♠ ☎ ❋ | 2019-01-11 08:29:18 |
| _218 | 🕺🎽🍖 What's your family's weirdest tradition? 👽💛👳 | 2019-01-11 08:03:18 |
| _206 | The net software here did its meltdown trick again at the weekend (ithappens about once every six months -- if only everything was as reliableas WordPerfect 4.2, which only chews up a novel about once every two orthree years...)(alt.fan.pratchett) 🤠 Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all. 🤒 When license fees are too high,users do things by hand.When the management is too intrusive,users lose their spirit.Hack for the user's benefit.Trust them; leave them alone. 😙 Entropy requires no maintenance. -- Markoff Chaney 🤗To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenientsolutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection. -- H. Poincar'e😍autocondimentor - someone who will put salt and probably pepper on any mean you put in front of them regardless of how much it's got already and regardless of how it tastes.(Reaper Man)😶 | 2019-01-11 07:57:17 |
| 76561198211794508 | Do you ever yearn for your life, before Facebook? >> 🐟🌳👃🎈💎 << | 2019-01-11 07:47:16 |
| _12 | 🎽🎍🎈|🎫💛📀| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💄🐟⛳|Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?A: One per person. ??? | 2019-01-11 07:27:17 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🍇Fry: 💎 Things 💄 are 🌳 different 📀 this 👹 time. 🎽 Before 😺 she 🕺 was 🥒 demanding 👔 and 📒 🌋 possessive, ⚡ but 📘 now 👽 she 🏀 wants 🎍 me 🚕 to 🏓 do 🍧 stuff 🐊 and 🎁 stay 🎈 with 🎫 her 💙 all 💚 the 👳 time. 👹 "And 🚘 so, 🍖 on 📗 behalf 🌽 of 💗 the 👃 entire 🍆 city, 🥗 I 🌳 thank 📕 you 🥞 Professor 👾 Farnsworth. 🐝 I 🌸 now 🐛 present 🎫 you 💄 with 📣 the 🎄 Academy 🐳 Prize, 🚗 which 🥒 we 🍧 🥞 confiscated 🚙 from 🍇 Dr. 🌂 Wernstrom 🐝 after 🔋 it 👑 became 💃 apparent 🌏 that 🌋 he 📘 was 📗 a 💛 jackass." 😺 -Mayor👔 | 2019-01-11 06:39:15 |
| _231 | 🍆📒📕🎫🐛🐳🥞🚗🎄📒💃💎🥒👽🥞Mal: "Are you offering me a trade?" Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man.It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." Mal: "What I got? She has a name." Jayne: "So does this!" (caresses the gun lovingly) "I call it Vera."Mal: "Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to amiddle."💗🚘🐟💛🌋🐊🌽🌳👾🌸👔🎈🕺📀🐠 | 2019-01-11 06:38:15 |
| _119 | 🎁🎽🔋🌋👃 - ✳ ♫ ✬ ✧ ✈ ♣ ✏ ♀ ♂ ★ ✦ ☎ ✥ ☁ ღ ✿ ☆ ☼ ✿ ☁💃🕺👳👾💗 - When was the last time 📗🎁📘💚👑 - ㅤㅤ you astonished yourself? 🍇👹💄🐊💙 - ☁ ✿ ☼ ☆ ✿ ღ ☁ ✥ ☎ ✦ ★ ♂ ♀ ✏ ♣ ✈ ✧ ✬ ♫ ✳ | 2019-01-11 06:33:15 |
| _226 | 👃 | 👔 | ⛳ | 🏓 | 🎁 | 💙 | 🌂 | 🐝 | 🥗 | 👳 | 👽 | 🌏 | 📕 | 🎈 | 💛 | 💚 | 🚘 | 😺 | 📘 They may have been ugly. they may have been evil. But when it came topoetry in motion, the Things had all the grace and coordination of adeck-chair. -- Meet the creatures from the Dungeon Dimensions (Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites) 🎄 | 🌋 | 💃 | 🥗 | 📀 | 🍇 | 🥞 | 👾 | 🍖 | 🔋 | 🎽 | 🐝 | 🌸 | 🕺 | 👑 | 🐛 | 🍆 | 🐠 | 🚕 | 2019-01-11 06:30:16 |
| 76561198179634913 | ☎ Home🍆 ✩ on📀💙 ↕ the🕺💄🌏 ❃ Range🚙📒🌂💎 ☀ was🏓🔋📣🌳🐠 ♫ originally🥞🎫🚗🌽👽💙 ♫ written in beef-flat. | 2019-01-11 04:53:16 |
| 76561198179682287 | ✭ ONE:💛 ♧ 🐟🔋 ❉ 🍖📒🚘 ♀ I💃🌽💚🏀 ❄ will🌳📀👾🍇💄 ♪ donate🐊👑🏓🍆🐝🐛 ☼ my🥒💎🐠🥞👽💙🎈 ღ entire🎁⚡🌋👔⛳🎫😺🏀 ↕ "BABY📗🌏🚕💃🚙📘🎍💄💛 ♂ HUEY" comic book collection to the downtown PLASMA CENTER ... TWO: I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ... THREE: I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!! | 2019-01-11 04:21:10 |
| _214 | 💗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🏓 🐟 ⛳ 🌽 💎 🚙 👹 🎁 👾 🏀 📒 🌳 🐠 💚 📀 🚘 🚕Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat. My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel 🐊 🎈 🍆 📘 🔋 💛 🌸 👑 💄 🐳 🚙 🎁 🍇 🎈 👽 🥞 | 2019-01-11 03:49:13 |
| 76561198211879112 | 🍇👃🚗💚🎽🔋🏓🚕🥞📕 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🕺🐳🐟🥗📕👳🚙📀🎈🌏 » under the luggage, ★ » England measured finally. ♣ » Paris stops playing. ☆ 🏀🎁👔🎍🐊💃💙⚡👽🐝 » into the clothing, ✿ » Emperor and Alice walk. ☼ » Denmark starts feeling. ✣ 🍧👹🌽💄⛳🚘📣🌳🍖🍆 » Mexico plundered ☁ » until the gravel inflated ● » and the crayons made ☣ 👑👾🚗📗🐟🌸😺🐛🐠📒 | 2019-01-11 03:48:12 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🥗 ✱ 📘 It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.🏓 ✱ 📣 -- Garfield ⛳🐳🔋 | 2019-01-11 01:22:08 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐟🔋📘📒🍖 |When's the last time you failed| 💛💚🍧🌸🐝📕🎫👽👾🌂📗👳👔 |spectacularly at something?| 📗💃🌽💄🎽🥒👳👽 | 2019-01-10 20:32:38 |
| 76561198211670820 | What is your favorite | 🎍 | 🚗 | 🥗 | 👃 | 🍆 | 📒 | 🌋 | 🐟 | day of the week? | 🐛 | 🔋 | 👾 | 🏀 | 🥞 | 🌸 | 👽 | 🎫 | | 2019-01-10 20:21:39 |
| 76561198179596342 | 📒 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 👑 ♫ 🕺 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🌽 ♫ 🍇 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 🎫 ♫ 🎁 If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? 🐛 ♫ 🐟 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 🍖 ♫ 👃 ♫ 📣 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 💃 ♫ 🌂 ♫ 👳 ♫ 👽 | 2019-01-10 20:18:40 |
| Diesel | Have an awesome day | 2019-01-10 19:11:12 |
| 76561198179608271 | If you could choose your own life obstacles, would you keep the ones you have? >> 👾🐊💄🎽🐝 << | 2019-01-10 14:56:48 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🚘🐛📒👔📕 - ♣ ♪ ✿ ☺ ↕ ✭ ❄ ☁ ♠ ♧ ∞ ✳ ღ ✫ ● ✴ ☣ ✥ ✬ ☀🎄🐳🥞💄💙 - What's one dream that you've tucked 🌳🏀📣🚕🌋 - ㅤㅤ away for the moment? How come? 🍇🕺👽🐝👾 - ☀ ✬ ✥ ☣ ✴ ● ✫ ღ ✳ ∞ ♧ ♠ ☁ ❄ ✭ ↕ ☺ ✿ ♪ ♣ | 2019-01-10 09:35:00 |
| 76561198179819838 | 👾💚 ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ (‾⌣‾) ^ↀᴥↀ^ great game. "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) humanity thinks youll adore this stuff- 👳🍖👔 WOW* SUPER| 💙🚕🔋💄☁☎✶ party down, ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN! ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ٩(^‿^)۶ 🐠💎 | 2019-01-10 07:11:02 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🚘Stewie: ⛳ Hey! 🎽 Look 👳 at 🌸 this 🐟 [bow 🚕 tie 🚙 spins 🐠 in 🥞 a 💎 circle] 🏓 Stewie: 🎄 Wow! 🎫 Looks 🌂 like 🐛 I 💛 had 👹 to 🌏 much 👃 coffee! 🥒 [pulls 📕 out 📒 a 🔋 cigar] 💙 Stewie: ⛳ Ha 🍇 cha 👳 cha 🌋 cha ⚡ cha 🍖 cha 🍇 cha!📗 | 2019-01-10 06:34:57 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📘 ❀ 🥗 Fremen add life to spice! 🐳🌽💄 | 2019-01-10 04:45:59 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🚙 Dear ... 🎫 → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. → Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep... 🐝 ✭ 🐊 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 🐛 ✭ 👃 ✭ 🍇 ✭ 🐠 ✭ 🌂 ✭ 🚘 ✭ 📀 ✭ 🎄 ✭ 💗 ✭ 🌽 ✭ 🎽 ✭ 🥗 Yours truly, Tomas Hubbard (the cat)💎 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167079656 🎍 | 2019-01-10 04:00:57 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👾👃🏀👔🐛🍖🍆🚕🎄🚘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌽🌳💗📕🥒🍧📀🎈📗💎 » torturing my chair, ❦ » Cuba attached my flowers ☁ » under my sugar ✬ ⚡🌋💛👽🐟💄🥞💙🔋🏀 » leaving with river ♂ » You uncovered the papers ♪ » into the luggage ✤ 👳🎽💚🐠🌏📒🐛🎍📣🚗 » breaking my totem ✿ » I imagined my blossoms ♀ » beside my gravel ✴ 🐳🌂📘🐝🐊💃🥗🎁🍇🌳 | 2019-01-10 02:55:54 |
| 76561198179842674 | 📒 ☢ 🏓 I've got a very bad feeling about this.🥒 ☢ 🚕 -- Han Solo 🍧📕🌏 | 2019-01-10 01:43:50 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤ* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.ㅤ* I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.ㅤ* Worrying works! 99% of the things I worry about never happen * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2019-01-09 21:39:45 |
| 76561198179361029 | Do you secretly miss | 💚 | 🎫 | 🎍 | 🐝 | 💄 | 👾 | ⛳ | 📒 | Polaroid cameras? | 👹 | 🐟 | 🎄 | 🎈 | 🚕 | 👃 | 📗 | 🍆 | | 2019-01-09 19:48:44 |
| 76561198179603631 | ✿ "This🌏 ☻ is📀💚 ☎ a💎💃🌋 ✭ job🚕🎫🕺🐠 ✴ for🌽🎄🎽🥞🚘 ♠ BOB🚙🌂🎍🏓🐳🐝 ♪ VIOLENCE🏀🍆🐊😺👔🍖💛 ☀ and🐛👽📣📕🍧🎈📗🎁 ❃ SCUM,👾👹👃🐟🥗🥗🌸👳💙 ✿ the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG." -- Bob Violence | 2019-01-09 19:08:13 |
| 76561198211819232 | ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍧 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📒His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥞 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🚙Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beingsinfinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side cangrow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes itpossible for each to see each other whole against the sky. -- Rainer Rilke ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📣 | 2019-01-09 11:47:14 |
| 76561198179782901 | If reincarnation is a thing, what form would | 👽 | 🏀 | 🚕 | 👔 | 🎍 | 🌂 | 🚙 | 🎁 | you want to take on in your next life? | 🍆 | 🐠 | ⚡ | 🥒 | 🚘 | 🚗 | 🌽 | 🎄 | | 2019-01-09 11:36:20 |
| 76561198179757550 | It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -- Hawkwind 😬 Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5 🙂Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you. -- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man Should Know"😶Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble withtime travel, you never can tell." -- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"😙 "We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."-- James Watt 🤔 When some people decide it's time for everyone to make big changes,it means that they want you to change first. 🤤 A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.-- Ramsey Clark 😴 QOTD: "Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?" 🤧 | 2019-01-09 10:49:10 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🚗 -- 🚘 -- 😺 -- 🎍 -- 💄 -- 🏓 -- 🍇 -- 💚 -- 📀 -- 🌋 -- 🎫 -- 🥒 -- 🚕 -- 🥗 -- 🎈 I had an errand there: gathering water-lilies,green leaves and lilies white to please my pretty lady,the last ere the year's end to keep them from the winter,to flower by her pretty feet till the snows are melted.Each year at summer's end I go to find them for her,in a wide pool, deep and clear, far down Withywindle;there they open first in spring and there they linger latest.By that pool long ago I found the River-daughter,fair young G 📒 -- 🌏 -- 👑 -- 👽 -- 🍖 -- 🐳 -- 👹 -- ⚡ -- 📗 -- 👾 -- 🕺 -- 🌸 -- 🍇 -- 🌽 -- 📣 | 2019-01-09 10:20:12 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👃 -- 🍖 -- 🍧 -- 🐝 -- 🐛 -- 🚕 -- 🌏 -- 🎍 -- 🚗 -- 📘 -- 🥒 -- 💗 -- 🥞 -- 📣 -- 🕺 Of all the words of witch's doomThere's none so bad as which and whom.The man who kills both which and whomWill be enshrined in our Who's Whom. -- Fletcher KnebelWhile walking down a crowdedCity street the other day,I heard a little urchinTo a comrade turn and say,"Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse,I'd be happy as a clamIf only I was de feller datMe mudder t'inks I am."She t'inks I am a wonder, My friends, be yours a life of toilAn 💄 -- 🍆 -- 📀 -- 🍇 -- 👽 -- 🏓 -- ⚡ -- 💚 -- 🏀 -- 🍆 -- 💛 -- 🌏 -- 🐠 -- 🎍 -- 🎈 | 2019-01-09 08:45:07 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🎄🚙🌏🌽🌋 - ♀ ☎ ✪ ✿ ★ ✦ ❀ ✔ ♣ ♀ ♂ ♂ ✿ ● ❋ ☆ ♀ ∞ ♪ ❂🌂🍇👑💚🐛 - If you could have tea with one 👹🎽⚡💎😺 - ㅤㅤ fictional character, who would it be? 🔋💗📒🐊🏀 - ❂ ♪ ∞ ♀ ☆ ❋ ● ✿ ♂ ♂ ♀ ♣ ✔ ❀ ✦ ★ ✿ ✪ ☎ ♀ | 2019-01-09 07:34:06 |
| 76561198179802829 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 💙 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎁"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back." ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💃 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📕It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love. ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 | 2019-01-09 05:06:04 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🍆 ✪ 🥒 ✪ 🏀 ✪ 🥞 ✪ 🎫 ✪ 🐠 ✪ 💛 ✪ 🕺 ✪ 🐟 ✪ 🍇 ✪ 🌂 ✪ 🎁 Do you think everyone has the capacity to be a leader? 🎍 ✪ 👽 ✪ 🚗 ✪ 🐳 ✪ 😺 ✪ 💄 ✪ 👑 ✪ 📘 ✪ ⛳ ✪ 🌳 ✪ 🌋 ✪ 👾 | 2019-01-09 01:48:03 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🥞 ♫ 📒 "I suppose you expect me to talk."🐳 ♫ 🍖 "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."👽 ♫ 🌋 -- Goldfinger 🚕🎄💎 | 2019-01-09 00:10:02 |
| 76561198179860286 | What's your family's weirdest tradition? >> 🍆🚗👳⛳👾 << | 2019-01-09 00:01:02 |
| 76561198211557460 | ✲ Has🍆 ♧ anyone👾🕺 ✖ ever🐝🏀💚 ♦ tasted💛💄🚘🚗 ♪ an📘🥞🐛💗🍧 ☢ "end"?🌳📒⛳💃👃👔 ☻ Are they really bitter? | 2019-01-08 23:06:02 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🌋🔋🎫 Performance review for 🏀🐝📒 A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress don't stand out, but this person is always neat and tidy. Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. Follows instructions well, but has a tendency to be too literal, and can be lost unless there are firm guidelines. Or sometimes may not take sufficient care to check the instructions before starting. 🎄 + 🌂 = 🎽 | 2019-01-08 23:05:03 |
| 76561198179841167 | Old age is always fifteen years old than I am. -- B. Baruch 😷Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what tosay in those awkward situations? Worry no more... Go away. You bother me. Why? Because life is unfair. That's a nice drawing. What is it? Children should be seen and not heard. You'll be the death of me. You'll understand when you're older. Because. Wipe that smile off your face. I don't believe you. How many times have I told you to be careful? Just because.🙁 : The hierarchy is excessive.So is the anarchy. :-) -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🤐 Insufficient facts always invite danger. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9 😍 "I saw _Lassie_. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"-- the alien guy, in _Explorers_ 😱 | 2019-01-08 21:34:03 |
| 76561198179803382 | Have you ever been | 🍧 | 🌳 | 🚕 | 💃 | 💎 | 👹 | 📀 | 🐊 | caught lying? | 📘 | 🌋 | 🍆 | 👃 | 🚙 | 🎈 | 🎽 | 🎄 | | 2019-01-08 20:03:02 |
| 76561198179809165 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📣 🌳 🌏 🌋 📕 🎽 🚙 👳 ⚡ 💃 👾 🌳 🏓 😺 🐟 👽 🏀It's gonna be alright,It's almost midnight,And I've got two more bottles of wine. [Norm returns from the hospital.]Coach: What's up, Norm?Norm: Everything that's supposed to be. -- Cheers, Diane Meets MomSam: What's new, Normie?Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer. -- Cheers, The Heart is a Lonely SnipehunterCoach: What'll it be, Normie?Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel. -- Cheers, King of the Hill 🥒 👔 🥞 🌂 ⛳ 🐝 💙 💛 📘 🐠 🐛 🍆 📗 🚗 🚕 🍇 | 2019-01-08 19:15:01 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🚙🎫🐠😺⛳ - ★ ✩ ☼ ❂ ✿ ✫ ✰ ✶ ❄ ♀ ♪ ✦ ٿ ☣ ☆ ♡ ♂ ❄ ♀ ☻🌸👽🎁🍆🌏 - If you had to pick a new name for 📀🏓🌳🎁🐛 - ㅤㅤ yourself, what name would you pick? 🌂🐟🎽📒💗 - ☻ ♀ ❄ ♂ ♡ ☆ ☣ ٿ ✦ ♪ ♀ ❄ ✶ ✰ ✫ ✿ ❂ ☼ ✩ ★ | 2019-01-08 19:12:01 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🍧Professor: 🥞 Some 🍆 say 🏓 I'm ⛳ robbing 👃 the 🐠 cradle 🎄 but 🎫 I 🌋 say 💛 she's 🌏 robbing 🐊 the 🚙 grave. 🎈 Al 💙 Gore ⚡ to 🚘 Fry: 🏀 "You 💚 fool! 👑 You 🐛 foolish 🐳 fool!"😺 | 2019-01-08 16:29:25 |
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| 76561198179702987 | 🐝 ✤ ⛳ ✤ 🍇 ✤ 💄 ✤ 🥞 ✤ 👑 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 🐟 ✤ 🥒 ✤ 🌳 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 📣 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 💄 ✤ 🥗 Mulder: You've been making reports on me since the beginning, Scully, taking your LITTLE NOTES! "The X-Files: Anasazi"Mulder: (to Scully) I think you drooled on me. "The X-Files: Pusher"🌽 ✤ 🌏 ✤ 🎁 ✤ 👾 ✤ 📕 ✤ 🕺 ✤ 🏀 ✤ 🎫 ✤ 🔋 ✤ ⚡ ✤ 🎁 ✤ 🍖 ✤ 🚙 ✤ 👔 ✤ 👃 | 2019-01-08 10:27:17 |
| 76561198179635013 | 📀 ⛳ 😺 🍧 🏓 💗 🚘 🐝 🐛 🔋👔 [] 🚕 🌋 🎫 🥒 🎁 🌂 🐟 🌳 💛 🌸 💄Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What'smisunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- CalvinSusie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work. Calvin: So? Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned. Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. -- Calvin🕺 🎽 🌽 🥞 👾 📕 👽 🍖 🔋 📒 | 2019-01-08 08:38:16 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🌂Chris: 💚 Hey 🍖 dad, 💛 you 👾 didn't 👃 tell 🥒 us 💗 how 🐟 we 💎 got 🐛 our 🚗 house 👳 back.🌏 | 2019-01-08 07:31:16 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🎫 ✶ 👃 ✶ 📘 ✶ 🚗 ✶ 🕺 ✶ 🐊 ✶ 🥞 ✶ 🏓 ✶ 👾 ✶ 🌋 ✶ ⛳ ✶ 🐳 How do you reign in self-critical voices? 👳 ✶ 🐝 ✶ 🍆 ✶ 🔋 ✶ 🌸 ✶ 📀 ✶ 🥗 ✶ 🎈 ✶ 🎫 ✶ 👹 ✶ 👽 ✶ 🌽 | 2019-01-08 06:58:14 |
| 76561198211794508 | 💄💛🔋 Performance review for 🎽🐠🎫 In all aspects of work, is not satisfied unless achieving the highest standards. Works relentlessly to improve skills and knowledge, and the quality of work output. is interested in finding out why things are the way they are. Asks questions, but may stop if not getting the answers quickly or easily enough. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. Accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without a calculator, cannot reach the answer at speed. 🏀 + 🚙 = 🐝 | 2019-01-08 00:39:59 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🐛🐝 🌂🍆🌸🥗 EXCELLENT GAME, 🕺🐠💙 we hope you will like your new game! 🚘📀🌋 look at this- ✶♠♫✳ FANTASTIC| 🎄 GET FUNKY. 🥞🎈 good luck, have fun* 📣🐳📕👑 🚙🌏 | 2019-01-07 20:08:51 |
| 76561198179556699 | Watch all-night Donna Reed reruns until your mind resembles oatmeal.🙄 === This letter is the Honor System Virus ====If you are running a Macintosh, OS/2, Unix, orLinux computer, please randomly deleteseveral files from your hard disk drive andforward this message to everyone you know.============================================== 🤠 The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the firsthalf being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm andpleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those whohadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nicefor those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of timeduring the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing itbut your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know. -- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. 🤒 | 2019-01-07 19:00:45 |
| 76561198211879112 | ✬ BOO!🏓 ♦ 😺🎫 ♀ We🌂🥗🌏 ❂ changed🌋🎁🐊🚙 ✫ Coke🐳📕📀🐛🍖 ✔ again!💎👳🌳🍆💃💛 ♂ BLEAH! BLEAH! | 2019-01-07 18:28:45 |
| 76561198179733738 | 😺🕺👃 Performance review for 📘🌋🎫 can hold and engage an audience, but not convincing or persuasive enough to be used as a keynote speaker/presenter. is generally good with detail and checks work thoroughly, but there have been one or two minor errors in work presented in the current period. Has proven ability to produce creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods,even if they're not always practical, in line with organization needs, or successful. When working to a firm but realistic deadline, always completes tasks to an adequate standard. Accuracy and neatness may suffer but the outcome is acceptable. Puts in some extra hours to meet the deadline. 🚗 + 📣 = 🥗 | 2019-01-07 17:38:45 |
| 76561198179709777 | --------------------------------------------------------------[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers-- the living and the dying. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknownIf some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad. -- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7--------------------------------------------------------------🔋🐊👹📣🍆📀🐠👔🚙🐝🌋🎫📗💎🎍💄👳⛳🌸💛🎽🚘🚕🥗🏀📘🥒📒📕🌂⚡🎄🐟🎈🎁💚🍧🌳🌂👑🍇🌽🌸🐛🌏 | 2019-01-07 17:11:44 |
| 76561198179500879 | What is your favorite movie quote? >> 🐟🏓🥗📒👾 << | 2019-01-07 15:57:41 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📒 -- 🚘 -- 🎄 -- 🌂 -- 😺 -- ⛳ -- 👃 -- 💎 -- 🌸 -- 👑 -- 👾 -- 🌳 -- 📕 -- 🥗 -- ⚡ The night passes quickly when you're asleepBut I'm out shufflin' for something to eat...Breakfast at the Egg House,Like the waffle on the griddle,I'm burnt around the edges,But I'm tender in the middle. -- Adrian Belew...and report cards I was always afraid to showMama'd come to schooland as I'd sit there softly cryin'Teacher'd say he's just not tryin'Got a good head if he'd apply itbut you know yourselfit's always somewhere else 👔 -- 🚗 -- 🐟 -- 🐠 -- 🕺 -- 🌽 -- 🍆 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 🥞 -- 💚 -- 🎽 -- 💗 -- 👳 -- 🔋 | 2019-01-07 14:11:39 |
| 76561198179682287 | 👹 ✦ 🏀 Everyone is in the best seat.💛 ✦ 🕺 -- John Cage 💙👽📘 | 2019-01-07 13:43:41 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🏀 ✿ 📕 "Hawk, we're going to die."📒 ✿ 🍆 "Never say die... and certainly never say we."👽 ✿ 👹 -- M*A*S*H 🎄👃🚘 | 2019-01-07 12:43:36 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🍇 | 👹 | 👃 | 🐛 | 🐟 | ⛳ | 🐠 | 👳 | 💙 | 👽 | 💎 | 💛 | 💗 | 🎫 | 🌳 | 💄 | ⚡ | 🌽 | 👔 'You have the right to remain silent,' he [Carrot] said. 'You have the right not to injure yourself falling down the steps on the way to the cells. You have the right not to jump out of high windows. You do not have to say anything, you see, but anything you do say, well, I have to take it down and it might be used as evidence.'(Guards! Guards!) 🎈 | 💚 | 📒 | 🌋 | 🔋 | 🚘 | 🎽 | 🏀 | 🐊 | 📣 | 🚕 | 🌂 | 🚙 | 📘 | 🕺 | 🚗 | 🍧 | 🐝 | 👽 | 2019-01-07 10:38:31 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🍧👳📕👔🕺🚙📣🌸🎫👽💎🌽💃👃👾Mal: "Wheel keeps on turning, Badger."Badger: "That only matters to people on the rim."🎄🌂🌽⛳🏀👔📗🌏🌸🐝🌋👃🍧🐊👹 | 2019-01-07 07:39:29 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👹 🐝 💎 💄 🐛 🌳 🍆 💃 🚕 🥒🎫 [] 📕 ⚡ 🐊 🍧 🎈 📒 🌽 🔋 👔 🏀 🎄"I'm a simple man with complex tastes." -CalvinWho wouldn't be interested in everything we do?! -- CalvinI say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought toseriously re-examine your life. -- Calvin🐟 🌋 📣 🐳 🚗 👃 📗 💚 💛 👾 | 2019-01-07 06:17:26 |
| 76561198211562428 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📣 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎽The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ 💃 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌽Love tells us many things that are not so. -- Krainian Proverb ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📘 | 2019-01-07 06:09:27 |
| 76561198211842796 | ⛳🍧💚🚕🍖📀🐊🚘🏓🐟 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👑⛳🏀🎍👳🚗👔📕📒🥗 » Suzuki measured ✏ » until the sugar considered ♣ » and the papers taught ✶ 💎👽👃🌏🌸🐊📣💄🍇🥞 » While admiring the ☢ » barbers, Emperor approved ¤ » without leaving juice ↕ 🐳🌋🌳💃⚡👾🚙🎫🥒🎁 » ouch the sweeping played! ☁ » hark! darn! peeking feeling trick. ✖ » Denmark hunts aptly ✿ 🐠📘🕺🎈🥞📗🐳🐝🏓🎄 | 2019-01-07 04:12:21 |
| 76561198179844987 | 💃🐊🌏🏓📣 - ✫ ❋ ✔ ❉ ✶ ❄ ♠ ✲ ❀ ☢ ☼ ❃ ✩ ☣ ❁ ✥ ✭ ٿ ♧ ¤👑🐟🎈🕺🍖 - When was the last time you got stuck 🍇🎄😺🔋📘 - ㅤㅤ in a rut? How did you get out of it? 📕🥞🐳🐝🎍 - ¤ ♧ ٿ ✭ ✥ ❁ ☣ ✩ ❃ ☼ ☢ ❀ ✲ ♠ ❄ ✶ ❉ ✔ ❋ ✫ | 2019-01-07 03:20:21 |
| 76561198179618386 | 💎🎍🌽🏓🎫⚡🚙🍖🐳🚗🥒👔👳🍇💃River: "It isn't mine. The memory. I didn't bring it and I shouldn't have to carry it, it isn't mine."😺💚👽🌋📣🚘💗⛳👑🍧🎁📗🌏🎈🌂 | 2019-01-06 23:41:19 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👹🐠🌳|📣👾🚙| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥞🌸💎|Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?A: The same middle name. wut | 2019-01-06 23:39:18 |
| 76561198211895108 | ✣ RULES🥞 ✬ OF💚🐠 ❦ EATING🐳🐝👾 ❖ --👑🚗👽🎈 ♀ THE🐟📒🎄👳📗 ❁ BRONX📕💙🔋🎁🎽🐠 ✔ DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry. (4) Enjoy your food. (5) Enjoy your companion's food. (6) Really taste your food. It may take several portions to accomplish this, especially if subtly seasoned. (7) Really feel your food. Texture is important. Compare, for example, the texture of a turnip to that of a brownie. Which feels better against your cheeks? (8) Never eat between snacks, unless it's a meal. (9) Don't feel you must finish everything on your plate. You can always eat it later. (10) Avoid any wine with a childproof cap. (11) Avoid blue food. -- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet" | 2019-01-06 22:38:31 |
| 76561198179634866 | --------------------------------------------------------------Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5...Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash. -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0--------------------------------------------------------------👾🎈🎍🚘👑🌂🎽📣👽📕🥞🐛📘🐊💎🏀🚕🌳🍆📒💃🐝⛳🎽🏓💛👔👽🎈🍇📀💄🌳🎫🚗📣🐊🕺👑🚘🌸📗🐳🍖😺 | 2019-01-06 22:22:29 |
| 76561198211691280 | 👃 | 💗 | 🥞 | 🐛 | 📘 | 👔 | 🚗 | 👽 | 😺 | 🐛 | 🌋 | 👳 | 🐳 | 💄 | 💎 | 📗 | 🐝 | 🍖 | 🥒 "It's called a shovel... I've seen gardeners use them. You stick the sharp end in the ground. Then it gets a bit technical.(Reaper Man) 🎽 | 💛 | 🌋 | 📣 | 🎫 | 🔋 | 📀 | 👾 | ⛳ | 💄 | 💙 | 🎈 | 🌽 | 🌳 | 🌂 | 🐟 | ⚡ | 🎍 | 🍇 | 2019-01-06 21:50:31 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🚕📣👾🐛📕🐝🚙🐟🏀🎈 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👔🥗🎁🍖🌳🌏👑🐠🍇👳 » following my yard, ★ » England pondered my papers ❁ » before my clothing ✭ 🐊🏓🥞👽💎🌋🌽⛳🎫💄 » into the water, ✤ » Germany and Tiger scold. ♠ » Monkey starts peeking. ❄ 💛💚💙🕺🌂🎽😺🍧⚡🎍 » under the gravel, ✿ » Emperor and Panda work. ✏ » Cuba starts sweeping. ß 🌸📗🚘🚗📣💗🎁🔋📘🥒 | 2019-01-06 20:29:35 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🍇🐊📀🌏🍖 - ✥ ☻ ✶ ∞ ❁ ☎ ☂ ✴ ✪ ☆ ✿ ❦ ♫ ↕ ✿ ♥ ¤ ☼ ❀ ✰🐟⚡👽🎈💚 - How do you really 👾🌽🚗🕺🚘 - ㅤㅤ feel about your boss? 👃🚗📗💛🌋 - ✰ ❀ ☼ ¤ ♥ ✿ ↕ ♫ ❦ ✿ ☆ ✪ ✴ ☂ ☎ ❁ ∞ ✶ ☻ ✥ | 2019-01-06 18:46:29 |
| 76561198179668874 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👹Most people don't need a great deal of love nearly so much as they needa steady supply. ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📕 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🕺The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,and sixth years. ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💎 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👽 | 2019-01-06 13:44:38 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🐛Bender: 👽 That 📕 probulator 📘 sure 📒 knows 📣 how 👔 to 🔋 please 🌂 a 🌽 man. 🚘 "I'm 🥗 a 💗 fraud 🍇 - ⛳ a 👃 poor, 🏓 lazy, 🍧 sexy ⚡ fraud." 🌳 -Bender💃 | 2019-01-06 12:51:02 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🚕 * ⛳ * 🐝 * 🐠 * 💎 * 🕺 * 🍆 * 🌽 * 🐠 * 🥗 * 📒 * 🐟 * 🏀 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 👳ㅤ* When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.ㅤ* I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'ㅤ* 668 – The neighbour of the beast.🍇 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 💄 * 🥞 * 👹 * 🐊 * 👔 * 👑 * 📘 * 🌋 * 🎄 * ⚡ * 🚗 * 🍇 * 📗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2019-01-06 10:39:00 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🍖🎈🐟🚕🎍👃🎄🐠🍇🐳👳🔋🚗😺🌋Simon: "I never shot anyone before."Book: "I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet."⛳📘💚📣🌏📕🎍🍆📀💗🐝👔🌂🚙🎄 | 2019-01-06 09:00:58 |
| 76561198179804107 | ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🎍Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski ♥ ⚡ ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🐠The myth of romantic love holds that once you've fallen in love with theperfect partner, you're home free. Unfortunately, falling out of loveseems to be just as involuntary as falling into it. ♥ 🎁 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚘 | 2019-01-06 06:04:56 |
| 76561198179762074 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎫 * 🎈 * 🎽 * 👑 * 📗 * 👽 * 👹 * 💛 * 📘 * 🐟 * 🕺 * 📀 * 🏓 * 📣 * 👾 * 🐛ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir? Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!ㅤ* It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.ㅤ* Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused the offer of Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.🌸 * 🎁 * 📕 * 💙 * 🎄 * 🍖 * 😺 * 🚘 * ⛳ * 🚗 * 🍧 * 🎁 * 🥗 * 🚙 * 💄 * 👃ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2019-01-06 05:56:57 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌽 Dear ... 📕 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. 🚘 ❄ 📒 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 🎫 ❄ 🐝 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🌳 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 👾 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 👃 ❄ 👔 ❄ 🏓 ❄ 🐛 ❄ 📣 Yours truly, Amy Amazan (the cat)🕺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063767 💃 | 2019-01-06 04:17:54 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🐳Calculon: 👑 I've 🥒 seen 📘 plagues 📕 that 📣 had 🌸 better 🎫 opening 💚 nights 💄 than 🚕 this. 🍧 "I 🔋 never 💛 told 🎄 anybody 🍆 this, 🚗 but 🐟 a 👽 thousand 👳 years 💗 ago 🌋 I 📀 used 🌏 to 📗 look 💎 up 🐛 at 👃 the 👹 moon 💙 and 🐝 dream 🎍 about 🐠 being 🌂 an 🐊 astronaut. 📒 I 🍆 just 🏓 🐛 didn't ⚡ have 👾 the 🎁 grades, 📘 or 💃 the 🌳 physical 🥞 endurance, 🍧 plus 🐊 I 🏀 threw 🔋 up 🍖 a 🐝 lot, 💎 and 🎈 nobody 🌏 liked 👽 spending 👃 a 👑 week 🎽 with 📕 me." 🎄 -Fry🕺 | 2019-01-06 03:04:53 |
| Lorre | Have a nice day ! | 2019-01-06 02:04:03 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🌂 | 🥒 | 🌏 | 💃 | 💛 | 💗 | 📗 | ⚡ | 🍆 | 🎈 | 🎁 | 🕺 | 💎 | 🍧 | 💗 | ⛳ | 🌽 | 🌳 | 🐟 "The singers all loathe the sight of one another, the chorus despises thesingers, they both hate the orchestra, and everyone fears the conductor;the staff on one prompt side won't talk to the staff on the opposite promptside, the dancers are all crazed from hunger in any case..."(Maskerade) 🎈 | 👃 | 🌂 | 🎁 | 🐊 | 🎽 | 💃 | 🎄 | 🐝 | 📘 | 👹 | ⚡ | 💙 | 👽 | 👔 | 🐛 | 😺 | 💄 | 👾 | 2019-01-06 01:36:52 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐛💙👹💚⚡ |Are you a risk taker or someone| 📒👽👾🏀🎍🐳🌽💃🍧🥞📗💄👑 |who's more risk averse?| 🐊🏀🎽🥗📕📀🐟🐠 | 2019-01-05 23:53:50 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥞😺🥒 Performance review for 📘💗🐝 Missed fewer than 2 days without valid reason in 6 months. has strong artistic or craft skills. Meticulous in keeping the workplace clean and tidy. makes a habit of keeping own area clean and hazard-free and also assists and encourages others to do the same. Sometimes needs to be reminded to negotiate, but then does so reasonably well, and sometimes manages to get others to change their position and get a good deal. 💙 + ⛳ = 🌂 | 2019-01-05 23:09:51 |
| 76561198179860286 | --------------------------------------------------------------Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad. -- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7--------------------------------------------------------------🚙😺📕📘⛳👃🥒👾🐠🎄🍆🚕🏀🏓🐊🍇🥞🐳🐝🔋🌸🕺⚡🌂🚘👽🌽💙💗💗🐛📀💎🎫📣🎍🏓🥗📒🐟🌸🚗🍧🎄🎁 | 2019-01-05 22:36:49 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🌋 ✈ 🌸 ✈ 📘 ✈ 📀 ✈ 🥗 ✈ 😺 ✈ 🎄 ✈ 👾 ✈ 💄 ✈ 🐠 ✈ 🐳 ✈ 📗 ✈ 📒 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🍆 Mulder: Don't you get it, Scully? They don't want us working together, and right now that's the only reason I can think of to stay. "The X-Files: The Host"Scully: You said it once yourself. Once you said that a dream is an answer to a question we haven't learned how to ask yet. You do good work Mulder. "The X-Files: Paper Hearts"🏀 ✈ 👃 ✈ 💗 ✈ 💙 ✈ ⚡ ✈ 🚙 ✈ 🐊 ✈ 🚕 ✈ 🌂 ✈ 💎 ✈ 🎈 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 🌏 ✈ 🌋 | 2019-01-05 22:02:51 |
| 76561198211819232 | 💙⛳🌏|📕🌽🐠| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡💚💎|A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy? huh | 2019-01-05 21:34:49 |
| 76561198179863334 | 💎 | 🥞 | 🌏 | 🐊 | 🌂 | 🌳 | 🚘 | 🚗 | 📒 | 🐠 | 🥒 | 💛 | 🍇 | 🚕 | 🎽 | 📕 | 🥗 | 🏓 | 🐟 But of course there were the rules. Everyone knew there were rules. They just had to hope like Hell that the gods knew the rules, too.(Guards! Guards!) ⛳ | 🚕 | 📣 | 👽 | 🌋 | 🍆 | 🥗 | 🏀 | 😺 | 👔 | 🏓 | 🍧 | 🐝 | 🐛 | 🐳 | 🚗 | 🐊 | 📒 | 🎫 | 2019-01-05 20:21:59 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🌂 ♫ 📒 "She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,📗 ♫ 🎫 you should hear me play piano.'"💗 ♫ 🥒 -- Morrisey 🐠🐝🍧 | 2019-01-05 18:40:55 |
| Moltberg | A Pigroach named DarksydePhil (Phil Burnell) goes on an adventure with his daughter Pearl Burnell in Streets of Rage 3! https://youtube.com/watch?v=ylMW_0Tpt98 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1615165787 | 2019-01-05 16:43:01 |
| 76561198179575562 | --------------------------------------------------------------Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved. -- Thalassa (in Anne Mulhall's body), "Return to Tomorrow", stardate 4770.3."... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It is our worship word too." -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------💎🍧💃🚙👳👃📕🚘💚🍇😺📗👹👽🐳🐠⚡🥞👔🌋🌳📕🎍📒👾💛🏀🎄🎽🎁🌏💗🐊👃🔋💃👔💚👹🎫💛🥒👳🎈💙 | 2019-01-05 16:04:57 |
| 76561198179819838 | Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride,Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care,Say the devil touched my tongue -- Still you have my heart to wear.But say my verses do not scan, And I get me another man! -- Dorothy Parker, "Fighting Words" 😲If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.😫 Galbraith's Law of Human Nature: Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on the proof. 😚 Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out. Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No. 🤗Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be firstovercome. -- Dr. Johnson🤧 There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. 🙁 | 2019-01-05 13:36:53 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🌏 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 👾 ✔ 🥗 ✔ 👹 ✔ 👳 ✔ 🚘 ✔ 🐝 ✔ 💚 ✔ 🚗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📕 ✔ 🌽 ✔ 🐊 ✔ 🎽 ✔ 🌸 ✔ 👽 ✔ 🎫 ✔ 😺 ✔ 🎈 ✔ 🎍 In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Onlywe can't control when the five year period will begin. 👔 ✔ 🎁 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🚙 ✔ 📒 ✔ 💄 ✔ 📀 ✔ ⛳ ✔ 💙 | 2019-01-05 13:30:02 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🏀🥒📒|🐟💗🌽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👹🍇💚|Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem. wut | 2019-01-05 12:01:54 |
| Lûchelia | 2016villain: | 2019-01-05 08:25:49 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🐊 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚕 🎽 🐛 👹 🌋 🎍 🍇 👃 👔 👳 🎄 🎈 👾 📗 📒 💗 🥞I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get afresh one for a quarter of the price? 🐊 🎫 🐠 🚘 😺 💚 🌂 🌳 👔 🐝 🏓 🚕 🐛 📘 🍖 💄 | 2019-01-05 06:09:16 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤ* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.ㅤ* Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.ㅤ* I could lend a hand but I prefer to give a finger. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile! | 2019-01-05 05:37:13 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🥗 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🚘 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 💗 ✿ 📣 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 😺 Scully: I'm warning you, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own. "The X-Files: The Erlenmeyer Flask"Scully: You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries that everything takes on a... a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology.Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me? "The X-Files: Quagmire"🐠 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🔋 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 💎 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🌏 | 2019-01-05 05:13:15 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🎄 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 🌳 ♦ 🍧 ♦ 💄 ♦ 💚 ♦ 🚗 ♦ 💙 ♦ 👑 ♦ 🎍 ♦ 🍖 ♦ 📀 ♦ 🐟 ♦ 🌏 ♦ 🌋 Mulder: Well, I may not have the X-Files, Scully, but I still have my work, and I still have you... "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonize local law enforcement.Mulder: Who, me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.Mulder: I'll send him a bunt cake. "The X-Files: Conduit"🐛 ♦ 🎁 ♦ ⛳ ♦ 📣 ♦ 💃 ♦ 🍆 ♦ 🐊 ♦ 🌸 ♦ 📀 ♦ 👔 ♦ 🍖 ♦ 🥗 ♦ 📒 ♦ 💎 ♦ 🚙 | 2019-01-05 02:15:11 |
| 76561198211557460 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎫 * 🐛 * 🎈 * 📣 * 👔 * 🏀 * 👾 * 🥒 * 👳 * 🐟 * 💗 * 🌽 * 🕺 * 💄 * 🎍 * 🐳ㅤ* Two men walking their dogs pass each other in a graveyard. The first man says to the second, "Morning." "No", says the second man. "Just walking the dog."ㅤ* I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?" "What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?" "I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."🚕 * 💎 * 🐝 * 👽 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 🐠 * 🥞 * 🍧 * ⚡ * 💃 * 🥗 * 🍆 * 😺 * ⛳ * 🏓ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2019-01-05 00:39:10 |
| 76561198179633358 | Do you have any | 📣 | 👳 | 🌳 | 🎈 | 🌏 | 🍧 | 🌂 | 📀 | irrational fears? | 🕺 | ⚡ | 🥒 | 🍖 | 🍆 | 🌽 | 🐛 | 👹 | | 2019-01-05 00:02:08 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🥞 Dear ... 🕺 → Who loves me will also love my dog. -- John Donne → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. 🚗 ❋ 📘 ❋ 📀 ❋ 💎 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 📕 ❋ 💛 ❋ 🌏 ❋ 🐝 ❋ 🎈 ❋ 🎄 ❋ 🍇 ❋ 📗 ❋ 🍖 ❋ 👳 Yours truly, Rosaria Zeek (the cat)🍇 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167066052 🥗 | 2019-01-04 20:37:07 |
| | Wish you a happy new year and a wonderful weekend | 2019-01-04 18:33:44 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🌸🎍📒🏀🍧👳💗👾🎄🌏👃🍖🥗👑🌋Mal: "If you can't do something smart, do something right."🍆🐛⚡💚💙🎈🚗🚕📘🥒🥗💛💎📕👹 | 2019-01-04 16:45:50 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🥒 👳 🌳 💃 💙 🔋 🍇 💗 ⚡ 🎄🎁 [] 🍖 🍆 🎈 ⛳ 🎫 🚕 🐝 🐳 🌸 🥗 😺I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with lessdistraction. -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin💗 💎 🐊 🍖 💛 🎽 🐛 📒 🥒 📘 | 2019-01-04 16:04:46 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🥞 ❋ 🐝 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 🌸 ❋ 🎫 ❋ 🏓 ❋ 👽 ❋ 🍧 ❋ 💛 ❋ 📘 ❋ 🚕 ❋ 💃 Do you secretly miss Polaroid cameras? 🎄 ❋ 🌂 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 📀 ❋ 💙 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 👹 ❋ 🎁 ❋ 🐟 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 🌋 ❋ 🐳 | 2019-01-04 14:42:46 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Mal: "Ain't no way in the verse they could find that compartment, even ifthey were lookin' for it."Zoe: "Why?"Mal: "... cause?"Zoe: "Oh yeah, this is going to go great." | 2019-01-04 14:26:43 |
| 76561198179797383 | 💛 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 🚙 ✴ 👔 ✴ 🏓 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 👳 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 💗 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 🐊 ✴ ⚡ ✴ 💃 Mulder: Scully, I love you. (add libbed by DD when Mulder sees Modell behind him in the mirror - that's a nice little error to have slipped by editing!) HEH HEH HEH! "The X-Files: Pusher"Cancerman: What is this?Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"🕺 ✴ 🍆 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 📀 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 👃 ✴ 🎽 ✴ 📕 ✴ 📘 ✴ 🏀 ✴ 😺 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 🐠 | 2019-01-04 10:26:41 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🐛🐊👾👑🏀🍧👹🥞💚📣 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌸🐟🎍⛳👃🚘🏓🏀🚙📘 » beside the luggage, ✤ » India and Denmark play. ✱ » Panda starts running. ✦ 🌽💙🎈🎄📀🚕🥒💃🐳👳 » ouch the sweeping played! ☼ » hark! darn! peeking feeling trick. ✏ » Denmark hunts aptly ♧ 🎄🌸🍇🍖🎁🕺👔💎📒🔋 » wet crayons confessed. ❃ » dark elbows confessed quickly ♀ » false princes whispered ✳ 🏓💄🎽💛👽📕🎍😺🌏🚘 | 2019-01-04 08:17:08 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🐛 🎄 📣 🌋 🐟 📘 🐊 🍖 👳 🍇📗 [] 💛 🚗 🍆 🐝 🔋 💃 🥗 🏓 🚕 🎽 🐛"I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." --- CalvinVerbing weirds language. --- Calvin.Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?! -- Calvin👔 💗 😺 ⛳ 👹 🎫 📀 🍖 🥒 🥞 | 2019-01-04 06:45:00 |
| 76561198179809165 | What's your recipe for recuperating from extreme heartbreak? >> 🚕📗🐝👾🍖 << | 2019-01-04 05:50:00 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🎍😺 HAVE A BALL. 🚘🏓🌳 !!!| 🐠💙📣🚗 gl hf* 📘👃 | 2019-01-04 05:23:58 |
| 76561198179361029 | On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. -- Cartoon caption 🤒QFM: Quelle fashion mistake. "It was really QFM. I mean painterpants? That's 1979 beyond belief." -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"🤕 - "ALL YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS THE MERCY OF HELL."- "Yeah?"- "JUST OUR LITTLE JOKE."- "Ngk," said Crowley. -- Crowley in conversation with his superiors (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) 😷Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designatedbreak periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Enemy😱 You will inherit millions of dollars. 🤧 I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. 🙁 "Plastic gun. Ingenious. More coffee, please."-- The Phantom comics 😶 | 2019-01-04 04:27:14 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🎈 ↕ 🕺 ↕ 👔 ↕ 🍖 ↕ 👑 ↕ 🐝 ↕ 🌏 ↕ 🐊 ↕ 💄 ↕ 🍧ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👃 ↕ 🌳 ↕ 💗 ↕ 🏀 ↕ 🍇 ↕ 🐛 ↕ 🌽 ↕ 💄 ↕ ⛳ ↕ 🎁 The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, beregarded as a criminal offence. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5 🎫 ↕ 🥞 ↕ 🍖 ↕ 🔋 ↕ 👾 ↕ 📗 ↕ 🍆 ↕ 🏓 ↕ 💛 ↕ 🚘 | 2019-01-04 03:05:15 |
| 76561198179634866 | When you're having a bad day, what do you do to make yourself feel better? >> 🌏📒🥒📕🎫 << | 2019-01-04 01:42:13 |
| 76561198179702987 | 👾Stewie: 📗 [looking 👳 in 💃 the 🚘 fridge 🕺 for 🥞 a 🌂 drink] 🐳 Soda... 🌸 purple 🐊 stuff... 📣 Sunny 📘 D, ⚡ all 🍇 right!🐛 | 2019-01-03 13:39:13 |
| 76561198211850636 | Do you have any irrational fears and if so, what are they? >> 📕🎍🌽💃🍇 << | 2019-01-03 11:10:51 |
| 76561198179500879 | 📗🎫⛳ Performance review for ⚡🏓🐊 Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. Works well in association with another leader. A good number 2, commanding the respect of a team. 🍖 + 🍧 = 🥞 | 2019-01-03 10:47:03 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💃👔🐛🚗👃🌳🌂🐝📘👾👳📗🌸🥗📀🎈🐟🎍📕🎫👑🐝🎽🐠⛳🥞💄🥒💙👳 The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give 'em anumber or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. 💎👽🏓🚘💚📀🚗👃🍆🌂🕺🍧📕🔋😺🎁💗🌏🐊🍇🍖💛🎄📒💄⛳🐳🚘🚕🎍 | 2019-01-03 10:01:49 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🐊🌂💙⚡🎍 - ✿ ✴ ❉ ß ☻ ٿ ♠ ♂ ☺ ✖ ♪ ♧ ♂ ♫ ✰ ✧ ☼ ✦ ✣ ✬🏓🔋🍇🌽👹 - What's your favorite smell 🕺📀🐟🍖🔋 - ㅤㅤ in the whole world? 🐟📣🐝🐠👾 - ✬ ✣ ✦ ☼ ✧ ✰ ♫ ♂ ♧ ♪ ✖ ☺ ♂ ♠ ٿ ☻ ß ❉ ✴ ✿ | 2019-01-03 08:41:33 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🥗😺💎🐊👹 |On a scale of 1-10, how| 👽🌏📒💃🎽🏀👳🌳💗🍆📀🥒👃 |strict are/were your parents?| 💄📗💙🍇⛳🐠🐝🥞 | 2019-01-03 07:12:23 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Inara: "You are always breaking the rules, no matter what society you're in! Youdon't get along with ordinary criminals either, which is why you areconstantly getting in trouble!"Mal: "And you think following rules will buy you a nice life, even if therules make you a slave." | 2019-01-03 02:37:14 |
| 76561198179804603 | --------------------------------------------------------------I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power withoutconstructive purpose. -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5Most legends have their basis in facts. -- Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5--------------------------------------------------------------🐳🎍🚘💛💄🐟🎈🔋👑🍆🌸🎄🥞🌳🍇🚕🏓🕺🌂🐝🍧💗💚📀👾👹🕺🍧🎁🥞🌋🥗💙🚗⛳💛🎽👑🐟🐊📕🎈👽👔😺 | 2019-01-02 20:06:44 |
| 76561198211741980 | 💄🌏💃👑🚙 |If you could you try any kind of| 😺🐟🌂🔋🍆💗🥞🎄🌳🎽💃🐝👃 |activity, what activity would you try?| 🐳🐛🌋🍖🍧⛳🌽🎈 | 2019-01-02 17:57:07 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🏀 ✔ 🐠 ✔ 💚 ✔ 💎 ✔ 👑 ✔ 🎈 ✔ 🥞 ✔ 👽 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 👹ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🔋 ✔ 👾 ✔ 📀 ✔ 🚘 ✔ 🚗 ✔ ⚡ ✔ ⛳ ✔ 📒 ✔ 💃 ✔ 🌳 You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately. 💙 ✔ 🐠 ✔ 👃 ✔ 🥒 ✔ 🎫 ✔ 📕 ✔ 🍆 ✔ 🌽 ✔ 🥗 ✔ 🐳 | 2019-01-02 16:51:29 |
| Jackie Chun | Have a lovely week | 2019-01-02 16:29:11 |
| 76561198179419823 | Did you feel closer to your | 🌽 | 📕 | 🥒 | 💎 | 👽 | 👃 | 👾 | 🎈 | mom or dad growing up? | 👹 | 📘 | 😺 | 🕺 | 🚙 | 💗 | 👑 | 🍧 | | 2019-01-02 15:10:41 |
| 76561198179677447 | 💚 ✬ 🐟 ✬ 🌽 ✬ 🚗 ✬ 🐊 ✬ 🍇 ✬ 💃 ✬ 💚 ✬ 🚕 ✬ 🎫 ✬ 🥒 ✬ 🏀 Are there any household chores you secretly enjoy? Which ones — and why? 📣 ✬ 🌂 ✬ 🥞 ✬ 🐊 ✬ 🎽 ✬ 🎁 ✬ 🌳 ✬ 🐳 ✬ 🌋 ✬ 👹 ✬ 👃 ✬ 🚘 | 2019-01-02 12:07:32 |
| 76561198211794508 | --------------------------------------------------------------War is never imperative. -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second incommand attack while you sit and watch for weakness. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9--------------------------------------------------------------🌏🎄🚕🌋👔👃💃🚘🥗👾⛳🌸👳🐊🐝🏓📘🥞🐠💚🌏👽🌽🐟🏀💎📕🐝🔋🍆🐛🚗⚡👾📒🌳🐠🚘🕺📣🏓🍧🍖📀🥒 | 2019-01-02 11:33:19 |
| 76561198179847314 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📀 * 🚘 * ⚡ * 🥗 * 👹 * 💄 * 💛 * 🎍 * 👾 * 🍇 * ⛳ * 🍖 * 🌽 * 👽 * 🌂 * 📒ㅤ* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.ㅤ* The best way to succeed in life is to start from scratch and keep scratching.ㅤ* Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.🎫 * 👾 * 💗 * 🚙 * 👳 * 🏓 * 🎽 * 🥒 * 😺 * 🕺 * 🚕 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 💃 * 🌏 * 👃ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2019-01-02 11:01:17 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👽 -- 👃 -- 💎 -- 🏀 -- 🚙 -- 🎄 -- 🌸 -- 👳 -- 🎫 -- 💄 -- 😺 -- 🎽 -- 🕺 -- 👑 -- 🍆 They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius,The man said "We got all that we can use",So I've got those steadily-depressin', low-down, mind-messin',Working-at-the-car-wash blues. -- Jim Croce"You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like;Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?""Since I never write programs," his father replie 📗 -- 💃 -- 🥞 -- ⛳ -- 🎈 -- 🌏 -- 💙 -- 🚗 -- 🐛 -- 🎁 -- 🌳 -- 🍆 -- 🍖 -- 🐝 -- 💛 | 2019-01-02 07:35:15 |
| 76561198179596342 | 👽 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👃 What's the last book that you couldn't put down? 🌋 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 👔 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚙 | 2019-01-02 05:26:11 |
| 76561198211819232 | ✧ I🌂 ✦ don't👔🎄 ✣ have🚗😺📘 ✲ an💛🎍👹🎁 ✱ eating🐟💗📗🐛🏓 ♧ problem.💙👑🏀🚕👾🔋 ❖ I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem. | 2019-01-02 05:17:16 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🍧📘🌂|👑🌳⚡| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚘💃🚙|Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen. ??? | 2019-01-02 05:14:09 |
| 76561198179608271 | ★ This🌂 ❂ is🍖📒 ❦ National🎫🔋👾 ❉ Non-Dairy🕺👳🚗💄 ✱ Creamer📣🌏🌳🎈📗 ❄ 🐳📀🎁🚘📕🎄 ß Week. | 2019-01-02 04:47:11 |
| 76561198179551309 | 📀⚡🌏🚗🌳🎄📒🎫💗🍆🕺📣🍖🎍🥞🌸📘🏀💙😺🥗🌽💎🌳🌋👑⛳🏓🎽💃 If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God isidentified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be acollection of meaningless words aboutunintelligible chimeras, thenI have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists are asplentiful as blackberries...- Leslie Stephen (1832-1904), literary essayist, author 👳🕺👔🐊🍧⚡🐠📗📘🚕💄🥞👹💚👾🎍🎁🏀🚘🌸👃🍆🔋💗📣🐛💎🥗🏓📒 | 2019-01-02 03:31:05 |
| 76561198211562428 | Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg. 😫 "Largely because it is so tangible and exciting a program and as such willserve to keep alive the interest and enthusiasm of the whole spectrum ofsociety...It is justified because...the program can give a sense of sharedadventure and achievement to the society at large."- Dr. Colin S. Pittendrigh, in "The History of Manned Space Flight" 😚How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.😘 "After I asked him what he meant, he replied that freedom consisted ofthe unimpeded right to get rich, to use his ability, no matter what thecost to others, to win advancement." -- Norman Thomas 😬Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of code using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK! -- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs🤠 | 2019-01-02 01:25:06 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌽 ♡ 🚙 ♡ 🌂 ♡ 🍇 ♡ 🐝 ♡ 🏀 ♡ 🥞 ♡ 🥗 ♡ 🐟 ♡ 🎁 ♡ 🥒 ♡ 🍆 ♡ 🎈 ♡ 🔋 ♡ 🎫 (Mulder's opening monologue) Mulder: We wanted to listen... I wanted to believe, but the tools had been taken away. The X-Files had been shut down. They closed our eyes. Our voices have been silenced. Our ears now deaf to the realms of extreme possibilities. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!) "The X-Files: Piper Maru"📀 ♡ 🌋 ♡ 🌽 ♡ 💃 ♡ 🎄 ♡ 🍧 ♡ 👑 ♡ 🐊 ♡ 🌸 ♡ 💎 ♡ 🕺 ♡ 🐝 ♡ 👾 ♡ 💄 ♡ 🌏 | 2019-01-02 01:18:05 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🐳🏓🍆 Performance review for 🐝🌳🎄 When ideas are challenged by others, listens to their view politely, but is able to maintain a position firmly and persuasively without aggression. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But tends to rely mostly on the contributions of others, and makes only a limited contribution. When working with a set of data, is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. 🍇 + 🌋 = 👑 | 2019-01-01 22:33:46 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💙 ♂ 🚘 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🏀 ♂ 👽 ♂ 🍆 ♂ 🚕 ♂ 🎈 ♂ 🌏 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 📒 What would you do if you were invisible for a day? 💗 ♂ 👾 ♂ ⚡ ♂ 🌸 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 💃 ♂ 📗 ♂ 👳 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🌂 ♂ 🐳 | 2019-01-01 21:01:44 |
| 76561198211842796 | --------------------------------------------------------------Killing is stupid; useless! -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8"What terrible way to die." "There are no good ways." -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🚕💎📕📣👽🏀😺💚🐳🐟🚙👹👑🌋🍆📗🥞👃🎫🐠🐛👾📀🕺🚗💛🎄🎽🌂🎍🎈📘⚡🍧⚡🔋🌸🏓👽💎🐝👔💚🌽💃 | 2019-01-01 16:55:50 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🍖"Wait 💙 a 🌽 second, 💗 aren't 🌳 you 📘 a 🐠 member 📣 of 🕺 the 🎫 yacht 🎄 club?" 👳 -Bender 🚗 "My 🥞 God, 👹 you're 👽 right. 👾 I'm 🎍 a 📘 class 💄 3 😺 yacht." 💃 -Countess ⚡ de 👾 la 🐊 Roca 🥗 Calculon: 🏓 I've 🌽 seen 🚘 plagues 🥒 that 🐳 had 🚕 better 🌸 opening 🍇 nights 🌋 than 👑 this.🚙 | 2019-01-01 16:26:51 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐠🍖💛 Performance review for 🔋👾🚕 When working to a firm but realistic deadline, always completes tasks to a high standard. Care and accuracy is obvious even when put under pressure of time. Prepared to work all the extra hours it takes to meet the deadline. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people well to forecast outcomes with at least 75% accuracy. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. Interested in learning about other people and the world, but tends to let others ask the questions and find the answers. 🌏 + 📗 = 🌸 | 2019-01-01 16:00:50 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🥗📕🥞 Performance review for 🌏🐊🚗 Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, always manages to get the best deal. habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. Not necessarily a powerful build, but someone who is capable of taking on heavy, physically demanding jobs. always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. 📗 + 🍆 = 😺 | 2019-01-01 12:38:01 |
| 76561198179697385 | 👑Earth 🌸 men 🌽 are 🌳 real 👾 men! 👹 Earth 🚕 Army 🐊 Recruiting 🎽 Center: 💙 What 🐛 are 🥞 you, 🚗 chicken? 🐟 Buk 🎁 buk 💚 buk!🍖 | 2019-01-01 11:59:48 |
| | happy new year | 2019-01-01 11:37:44 |
| 76561198179634913 | 💗 -- 🌽 -- 🔋 -- 👾 -- 👹 -- 🐝 -- 🎄 -- 🎽 -- 🐠 -- 🎁 -- 🐳 -- 🏓 -- 🥒 -- 💃 -- 🍧 Lady, lady, should you meetOne whose ways are all discreet,One who murmurs that his wifeIs the lodestar of his life,One who keeps assuring youThat he never was untrue,Never loved another one...Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note"With/Without - and who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about? -- Pink FloydWoke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beer,Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a beerThe fu 🎍 -- 📒 -- 🍆 -- 💛 -- 💄 -- 🚙 -- 🚕 -- 💗 -- 🚘 -- 🐊 -- 👔 -- 📕 -- 🥗 -- 👃 -- 🌸 | 2019-01-01 10:45:48 |
| 76561198179575562 | 👹 🥒 😺 🌏 📕 🌂 📗 🎁 🍇 🏀👽 [] 👃 💎 💙 🎄 💗 👑 🚗 🍆 ⛳ 🌽 🥞"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinThe dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer Bullet🚘 🍖 🐛 🍧 💚 📀 💄 🐠 🌏 ⚡ | 2019-01-01 09:30:47 |
| 76561198211691280 | 📗🌂👾🐛🐝🚘🚙🏓📣👃🐳🍖🌳🥒👔Operative: "When your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to."🌽🏀🥗⚡💗🍧👑📕💚🍆🔋👹💙🚕🐊 | 2019-01-01 06:40:12 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🏓💛 👹 good luck- 👾 excellent! 🌳🐊🚕🐟 💚📣 | 2019-01-01 06:08:10 |
| 76561198179730218 | 💛 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐟 🐠 🥞 📗 🎁 🚗 👔 🐊 📒 🎄 💄 🍇 👃 🕺 💎 🏓 🌋Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water. Too ripped. Gotta go. 💙 🎍 📒 🐠 ⛳ 👳 🌏 🌸 🚕 💚 💎 👑 🌏 🥒 💃 🚗 | 2019-01-01 04:06:10 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🌽🐛👃🌂🌏📕📒🎽🥗👾 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳💃🥞🚕🎫🥒🍖🚘😺🌳 » fie the breaking went! ✶ » darn! hark! breaking basking suit. ღ » Suzuki falls soon ❉ 🏀💛🔋💎🌋⚡🎈👔🎍🐟 » Oh the playing made! ✏ » darn! Oh! playing sweeping dog. ☁ » Alice plays aptly ✈ 🚗🐝📗💗👃👽💙💄🚙👑 » face plunder to me ★ » she borrowed and admired more ☼ » I taught oxygen ¤ 🍧🍆🎄👳🌸🐊🌽🚗🍆📣 | 2019-01-01 03:35:11 |
| 76561198211879112 | Do you have any physical features that you try to cloak or hide? How come? >> 🥗⚡💄🎽🐊 << | 2019-01-01 03:04:12 |
| 76561198179768678 | What is the scariest | 💚 | 👽 | 🍧 | 🚗 | 👑 | ⛳ | 🐟 | 🥞 | movie you've ever seen? | 🏀 | 🍇 | 💗 | 🌽 | 🌳 | 🥒 | 🎽 | 💛 | | 2019-01-01 01:30:10 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🌽 | 🍖 | ⛳ | 🐝 | 🐳 | 👑 | 🍧 | 🐊 | 🏀 | 🐛 | ⚡ | 👹 | 🎽 | 🚗 | 💙 | 📀 | 📗 | 🎫 | 📒 "I know she's in there," said Verence, holding his crown in his hands inthe famous Ai-Senor-Mexican-Bandits-Have-Raided-Our-Village position.(Lords and Ladies) 📕 | 🎄 | 🍆 | 🌸 | 🌳 | 🚕 | 💚 | 🌂 | 📘 | 👃 | 🎈 | 🥒 | 👔 | 🌽 | 🥞 | 👾 | 💚 | 💄 | 🎍 | 2018-12-31 23:14:21 |
| 76561198179573195 | 💚Tom 🔋 Tucker: 🍧 [on 📒 the 👹 phone 🍖 with 🚕 his 👽 wife] 🍇 Honey, 🌸 I 🌽 won't 👾 be 🥗 home 🐟 tonight. 💗 I 👳 have ⛳ a 👑 hooker 👽 coming 🚘 over. 💃 Well 🏀 what 🎽 about 🎍 the 🥞 pool 🐠 man? 📀 He 🐛 seems 🐳 to 📣 like 👔 you.🌳 | 2018-12-31 23:03:20 |
| ПИВНОЙ ЛОРД | Happy New Year!!I Wish you all the best! | 2018-12-31 14:13:48 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💛 🌳 🌏 😺 🌋 🥗 🚕 💄 🐟 👳🌂 [] 💚 🎫 🐛 🍧 🏓 🌽 👹 💙 🎍 😺 💛I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it. --- CalvinWhy waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? -- CalvinCalvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- Calvin⛳ 👔 🚗 📘 🎈 🥞 🐊 📗 💃 🍆 | 2018-12-31 12:35:50 |
| renxie | 🎉 Happy New Year! 🎉Make 2019 a better year for yourself and the ones around you! | 2018-12-31 10:31:43 |
| Manes | Hope you have a great new year 2019. May all your dreams come true! | 2018-12-31 10:24:30 |
| 76561198179809977 | 🏀🍆 👃👽🚗⛳ PARTY DOWN- 🚘🌂👑 STEAM HOPES YOU ARE GOING ADORE THIS GAME, ¤ LOOK* 📒♪❦ SUPER. (‾⌣‾) have fun| ✈♂🐠 🎫🎍 | 2018-12-31 07:33:53 |
| 76561198211882476 | 📀 | 🌳 | 👹 | 😺 | 🐳 | 🐊 | 👾 | 💗 | ⚡ | 📣 | 💚 | 🌏 | 🎈 | 🍆 | 🌂 | 🎍 | 🐝 | 🎄 | 🍖 "Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?"(Small Gods) 🐟 | 🌽 | 🏓 | 💎 | 🥗 | 📀 | 🕺 | 👑 | 🍧 | 📕 | 👳 | 👽 | 🎽 | 🏓 | 📗 | 🚗 | 🐟 | ⚡ | 🏀 | 2018-12-31 06:25:51 |
| 76561198179556699 | 👃 🎄 🎁 🏓 💎 💛 📗 🌂 📘 👾🌳 [] 🚗 👳 🐳 💗 👑 🐊 ⛳ 📣 🏀 🐟 🌳Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenlywe wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to changeanything. -- CalvinBe careful or be road-kill. -- CalvinWho wouldn't be interested in everything we do?! -- Calvin🥞 💃 🌏 😺 🔋 🎽 📕 ⚡ 🍧 🌸 | 2018-12-31 05:31:50 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎽📣 🔋👾💗 DO IT BIG. 💚💎🐳🎍🌽📘 look at this| ♫✶ cool* 📕🚕👽🌂 🏀😺 | 2018-12-31 05:26:50 |
| 76561198179709777 | 📒🐳🏀🎁⛳🏓💎📣🐛📕🌳📘💛💚🎈Mal: "And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were theremonkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"🎽👑🥞📗🚗🐟🌂👔😺📗🏀🚕🐳👽⚡ | 2018-12-31 05:05:51 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐳🏓🐛 Performance review for 💛🎽🌸 can hold and engage an audience, but not convincing or persuasive enough to be used as a keynote speaker/presenter. always completes any assignment on time and to a high standard. Polite, courteous, respectful and charming at all times and in all situations, without being obsequious. Unfailingly courteous even when dealing with a difficult person or situation. A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. 🌽 + 🍧 = 🎄 | 2018-12-31 03:38:49 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🎁🚘💚|🥞🚗🕺| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌂🐝🍧|Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? wat | 2018-12-31 02:06:50 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🍧 ❄ 🐝 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 🏓 ❄ 🐟 ❄ 💗 ❄ 🥞 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 💚 ❄ 🎽 ❄ 💃 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🌽 ❄ ⚡ ❄ 🌂 Cancerman: What is this?Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Mulder: You know, I always wanted a peg-leg. It was a boyhood thing I never grew out of. "The X-Files: Quagmire"🚙 ❄ 👔 ❄ 💄 ❄ 👳 ❄ 👾 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 😺 ❄ 📗 ❄ 💎 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 📘 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 🐟 | 2018-12-30 23:28:58 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌳 | 🎍 | 💛 | 👔 | 🏓 | 🎄 | 👑 | 🌋 | 🐟 | 🐳 | 📕 | 🕺 | 🚕 | 👾 | 🌽 | 🏀 | 🥒 | 💗 | 📘 'There's a limit to the power of a spring, no matter how tightly one winds it.''Oh, yes. Yes. And you hope that if you wind a spring one way, all its energies will unwind the other way. And sometimes you have to wind the spring as tight as it will go,' said Vetinari,' and pray it doesn't break.'(Men at Arms) 👽 | 😺 | 🍆 | 📒 | 🌂 | ⛳ | 🐠 | 🔋 | 🎽 | 🎁 | 👳 | 🍧 | 🚙 | 🚗 | 🎫 | 💃 | 🥗 | 👳 | 🍇 | 2018-12-30 22:32:47 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🍆 -- 👳 -- 🏀 -- 🎽 -- 🌳 -- 💗 -- 🍧 -- 🎄 -- 📀 -- 🔋 -- 🚘 -- 🚕 -- 🌂 -- 🐝 -- 🌳 While walking down a crowdedCity street the other day,I heard a little urchinTo a comrade turn and say,"Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse,I'd be happy as a clamIf only I was de feller datMe mudder t'inks I am."She t'inks I am a wonder, My friends, be yours a life of toilAn' she knows her little lad Or undiluted joy,Could never mix wit' nuttin' You can learn a wholesome lessonDat was ugly, mean or bad. From that small, untutored boy. 💄 -- 💙 -- 🌋 -- 🐛 -- 📘 -- 🎁 -- 💗 -- 💚 -- 👔 -- 😺 -- 💃 -- 👾 -- ⚡ -- 🥗 -- 🐳 | 2018-12-30 22:04:45 |
| 76561198211661172 | 👹 ✿ 💃 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 🐛 ✿ 💛 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 💗 ✿ 💚 ✿ 💗 Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you would see me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel... "The X-Files: The X-Files: Never Again"📀 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 👹 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🥗 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 🌂 | 2018-12-30 21:36:45 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📘 * 🥒 * 😺 * 🌏 * 💗 * 💃 * 🌽 * 💎 * 🎄 * 📀 * 🍧 * 🎍 * 🌋 * 📕 * 👔 * 🌳ㅤ* A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.ㅤ* Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.ㅤ* The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.🎁 * 💙 * 💛 * 🏓 * ⛳ * 🚘 * 🐛 * 📒 * 💃 * 🍆 * 💄 * 👽 * 🌽 * 🥗 * 🐝 * 🏀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2018-12-30 20:50:45 |
| PROKHINDEY | Merry christmas & a happy new year | 2018-12-30 19:43:46 |
| 76561198179809165 | 👔 ✯ 🥗 ✯ 🎫 ✯ 🐠 ✯ 👳 ✯ 🌏 ✯ 💛 ✯ 🌋 ✯ 🎄 ✯ 📗 ✯ 🎽 ✯ 🥞 ✯ 💃 ✯ 🌳 ✯ 💙 Mulder: I don't trust them. I WANT to trust YOU (Scully). "The X-Files: Ice"Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"💗 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 🐳 ✯ 🚗 ✯ 🥞 ✯ 📗 ✯ 📕 ✯ 🥒 ✯ 📘 ✯ 👃 ✯ 🚕 ✯ 🍧 ✯ 🏓 ✯ 🌳 ✯ 💛 | 2018-12-30 17:06:41 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🔋📀🍇💄🚙🍧😺🎈🎄💃📒🐳🕺🌽🔋Operative: "Nothing here is what it seems. He's not the plucky hero. The Alliance isn't some evil empire. This isn't the grand arena."Inara: "And that's not incense." (explosion ensues)🐟🌸👹🚕🌏🐛🥗💛🌂🎽🎫🥒🎁📕⛳ | 2018-12-30 15:55:39 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🚙🐟👃 Do you believe in magic? When have you felt it? 🚗🎄📘 | 2018-12-30 12:17:42 |
| 76561198179843803 | What's the funniest or most traumatic thing that's ever happened on a date? >> ⛳🕺🐠🍆🌽 << | 2018-12-30 11:28:41 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🍧 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 📘 🍖 🐝 🎄 ⛳ 💛 🎫 💗 🚗 🐳 🎍 👑 👃 🚘 🎈 🥒 🌏"Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?" If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire. 🌸 📀 🔋 ⚡ 🏀 🌳 👾 🥗 🥞 📕 👔 🚕 🌋 💙 👽 🍇 | 2018-12-30 09:58:41 |
| 76561198179819778 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌽 * 👑 * 🌏 * 🎍 * 🌸 * 🏀 * 🥞 * 💚 * 🍇 * 🕺 * 💄 * 💎 * 😺 * ⛳ * 🐝 * 🍖ㅤ* If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.ㅤ* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.ㅤ* The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.🐟 * 🐝 * 👹 * 📗 * 👾 * 🚗 * 🚙 * 🚘 * 📒 * 📘 * 🎁 * 💃 * 🥗 * 🎽 * 🐛 * 📕ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2018-12-30 09:52:39 |
| 76561198179804603 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥞 * 🐝 * 🍖 * 💎 * 🐊 * 🥗 * 🍧 * ⚡ * 📕 * 👽 * 🌸 * 🐳 * 💛 * 🎁 * 📗 * 🍇ㅤ* Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.ㅤ* Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan? Because he had burrowed too much already!ㅤ* See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.🚗 * 📣 * 🐳 * 🎈 * 💚 * 🌏 * 💄 * 🎄 * 👑 * 🌳 * 🌽 * 💎 * 🌋 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 📀ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee! | 2018-12-30 08:23:41 |
| 76561198179603631 | 💗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 👳 🕺 🎍 🐟 🌂 🌽 📒 🌏 💚 🏀 🐝 🐳 🚗 📗 👑 🍆Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosnan Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatlyrelieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him withthe traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar. "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big dog, too!" 🌂 🥗 🎄 😺 🏀 💙 👔 🎁 👽 🎈 💛 📕 📗 🌏 📀 🕺 | 2018-12-30 06:19:38 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💎 ● 👹 ● 🐟 ● 🚕 ● ⛳ ● 🎁 ● 🔋 ● 💃 ● 💙 ● 🥗 ● 📕 ● 🚘 ● 😺 ● 💛 ● 🌂 Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you would see me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"Mulder: Hey, Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?Scully: Hopefully myself.Mulder: That's so boring! "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"📘 ● 👽 ● 🌸 ● 🎽 ● 🥞 ● 🥒 ● 👃 ● 🍧 ● 📗 ● 🚗 ● 🚙 ● 🍖 ● 📒 ● 👔 ● 💄 | 2018-12-29 23:19:32 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🍆👃📗🍖🎫🎄🐠⚡💎👾 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽🐝🏓🍇🏀🕺🎁🎽📒🌳 » into the gravel, ❉ » Germany and England make. ✏ » Japan starts basking. ♧ 💄🎈🎽⛳💛👹🚙🎫🌽🥗 » peeking with totem ❂ » You uncovered the lounges ☺ » beside the water ★ 📀🚘💄📣🐊💃🌏🎍💗👑 » pulling my river ☎ » I imagined my elbows ♂ » into my gravel ✥ 📘👳🔋💙🍖💎🚕🔋🐠🕺 | 2018-12-29 22:24:31 |
| 76561198179424285 | 👹Stewie: 🐟 I 🌸 say 🥗 mother, 🎁 this 🔋 hotdog 🚕 has 🎈 been 🐟 on 🐝 my 💙 plate 📗 a 🚗 full 💛 minute 🍧 and 🕺 it 🌋 hasn't 😺 yet 👾 cut 🐊 itself.👹 | 2018-12-29 08:43:17 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🍆👾 🌂🌳 STEAM HOPES YOULL DIG YOUR GAME! 🚕 boss game| ღ✪ LOOK- 🥒 🍇📕 | 2018-12-29 05:25:18 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚗🌳🍧 Performance review for 💛🐠😺 Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. Missed fewer than 2 days without valid reason in 6 months. accepts criticism cheerfully, and uses criticism productively to develop own abilities and skills. Able to concentrate and stay focused for short periods of up to an hour but tends to drift after this if not presented with a new task. 👔 + 💄 = ⛳ | 2018-12-29 03:51:17 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🍖 ❁ 🍧 ❁ 🔋 ❁ 🏓 ❁ ⚡ ❁ 👽 ❁ 📣 ❁ 💄 ❁ 👔 ❁ 😺 ❁ 🎄 ❁ 💃 ❁ 👾 ❁ 🌏 ❁ 📗 Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you! "The X-Files: Wetwired"Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening! "The X-Files: Our Town"🌸 ❁ 🚕 ❁ 🎫 ❁ 💛 ❁ 🚗 ❁ 🌳 ❁ 🎁 ❁ 💗 ❁ 💚 ❁ 🎽 ❁ 🎍 ❁ 📘 ❁ 📒 ❁ 🏀 ❁ 🐊 | 2018-12-29 00:59:14 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎫🥒👑🏓💎 |If you could shop for free at one| 👳🚙🐟🍖💄🔋🌏🎁👽👔📀🏀⚡ |store, which one would you choose?| 💚👹🎽💙🐊📒📕🍧 | 2018-12-28 22:54:57 |
| 76561198211850636 | 👔 ♪ 🎁 ♪ 💎 ♪ 📗 ♪ 🌋 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 🏓 ♪ 🐝 ♪ 🍆 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 👹 ♪ 🐳 Who is the last person that deeply disappointed you? (What happened?) 🌽 ♪ 💙 ♪ 👃 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 📗 ♪ 💛 ♪ 🏀 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 📘 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🐊 | 2018-12-28 22:41:56 |
| 76561198179668874 | 💗 Dear ... 🕺 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener. 🎁 ♫ 👾 ♫ 🐠 ♫ 🏓 ♫ 📣 ♫ 💚 ♫ 🍧 ♫ 💙 ♫ 🌋 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 💗 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 🐝 Yours truly, Gracie Galley (the cat)👽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167021287 🚗 | 2018-12-28 19:00:38 |
| 76561198179695038 | 📗 Dear ... 📘 → It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat. → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd 🏓 ♠ 🌽 ♠ 🎍 ♠ 👑 ♠ 👾 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 🍇 ♠ 🚕 ♠ 🥒 ♠ 🌸 ♠ 👳 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🐊 ♠ 💄 ♠ 🐛 Yours truly, Debrah Walen (the cat)🏀 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167079734 🎫 | 2018-12-28 17:56:39 |
| 76561198211655604 | 👑📗🌽🌏🏀 - ❦ ٿ ✔ ☻ ☆ ♫ ☁ ✧ ❋ ↕ ✏ ✪ ♠ ☢ ✣ ♂ ☼ ♪ ♥ ✩😺💄🎄🎽🔋 - What was your 🌂👾📣🕺📘 - ㅤㅤ very first job? 🐠🐝🌸👃🥗 - ✩ ♥ ♪ ☼ ♂ ✣ ☢ ♠ ✪ ✏ ↕ ❋ ✧ ☁ ♫ ☆ ☻ ✔ ٿ ❦ | 2018-12-28 16:50:38 |
| 76561198179814253 | 💄 ✭ 👾 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 🎈 ✭ 😺 ✭ 👃 ✭ 🌸 ✭ 🌳 ✭ 🎽 ✭ 📕 ✭ 💚 ✭ 🌽 Do you have any habits you wish you could erase? 🐳 ✭ 👑 ✭ 💃 ✭ 💙 ✭ 👽 ✭ 🌏 ✭ 🐠 ✭ 🚙 ✭ 📀 ✭ 🌂 ✭ 🐝 ✭ 🐊 | 2018-12-28 15:13:05 |
| 76561198179803382 | The Greatest Mathematical Error The Mariner I space probe was launched from Cape Canaveral on 28July 1962 towards Venus. After 13 minutes' flight a booster engine wouldgive acceleration up to 25,820 mph; after 44 minutes 9,800 solar cellswould unfold; after 80 days a computer would calculate the final coursecorrections and after 100 days the craft would cirlce the unknown planet,scanning the mysterious cloud in which it is bathed. However, with an efficiency that is truly heartening, Mariner Iplunged into the Atlantic Ocean only four minutes after takeoff. Inquiries later revealed that a minus sign had been omitted fromthe instructions fed into the computer. "It was human error", a launchspokesman said. This minus sign cost L4,280,000. -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures" 🤔 He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow. -- Sir Richard Burton 😴 | 2018-12-28 13:44:42 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🔋🍇🐛⚡📕 - ☼ ❂ ☁ ✿ ☢ ✱ ☎ ✬ ✯ ✧ ✣ ❄ ✿ ♫ ☣ ∞ ✴ ♧ ❄ ¤🌋💎🎄📣🐠 - What are you 🌏😺💚🕺👔 - ㅤㅤ freakishly good at? 🥞🌂🚕💃🌳 - ¤ ❄ ♧ ✴ ∞ ☣ ♫ ✿ ❄ ✣ ✧ ✯ ✬ ☎ ✱ ☢ ✿ ☁ ❂ ☼ | 2018-12-28 12:48:52 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🚙[a 🥒 fat 🏀 Stewie 👃 is 👔 sitting 📀 on 🕺 the 🐠 porch] 🎽 Stewie: 💙 Damn 📗 you, 🍖 ice 📒 cream, 🐛 come 🚗 to 🚕 my 💎 mouth. 💗 How 👽 dare 🎁 you 🐳 disobey ⛳ me! 🏀 [to ⚡ passersby] 📘 Stewie: 🍖 What 😺 are 🎫 you 🚙 looking 🌽 at, 🥗 you 🌂 infantile 🐟 stupid? 🌳 That's 🚘 right, 👹 damn 🥞 you 💛 and 🕺 such.🍧 | 2018-12-28 11:59:39 |
| 76561198179677447 | 💄🚘🌳🌸📀 - ✱ ☁ ☺ ß ✿ ✪ ✿ ♂ ღ ☂ ☆ ❉ ♪ ٿ ♡ ☣ ♫ ✯ ☼ ✔⚡💎🍖🎄🐳 - What's the last white lie 🐝🌳🎈🍧⛳ - ㅤㅤ you told and got away with? 🐠🥞🌽👹🎽 - ✔ ☼ ✯ ♫ ☣ ♡ ٿ ♪ ❉ ☆ ☂ ღ ♂ ✿ ✪ ✿ ß ☺ ☁ ✱ | 2018-12-28 11:19:36 |
| ❉INSPECTOR❉ ☂ ⭕⃤ | Друзья, до 01.01.19 нужно набрать 50,000 комментариев!Приз - Уважение +Нужно написать минимум 1000000 комментов с каждого. Всем удачи!Friends, until 01/01/19 need to type 50,000 comments!Prize - regard +You need to write at least 1000000 comments from each. Good luck to all! | 2018-12-28 11:02:23 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🐊🍖💎 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 📗🚕🌸 | 2018-12-28 10:13:37 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🔋Leela🌸fairycompanion:"He's🎁crude🚙and💎gross🎫and💄he📀treats🥗me🌽like💚a🐠slave."🍧Fry🌂clownhair:"Then🎽dump🐝his🎄one-eyed🍇ass."🏓Professor🕺candyrainbow:"Oh,👑vanity,🎁thy🌳name📘is💗Professor🍖Farnsworth."💙 | 2018-12-28 10:03:31 |
| 76561198179841167 | 😺 | 👽 | 👑 | 🏓 | 👔 | 🚘 | 🎍 | 📣 | 🏀 | 📗 | 📕 | 🐝 | 🍆 | 🥒 | 🐠 | 🌽 | 🎽 | 👾 | 🌳 The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.(Hogfather) 💃 | ⚡ | 🎫 | 🎁 | 🚙 | 🏀 | 🍧 | 💚 | 🌋 | 👳 | 🥗 | 🐟 | 😺 | 🏓 | 👃 | 💎 | 💄 | 🐊 | 🔋 | 2018-12-28 09:23:31 |
| 76561198211794508 | 📘 -- 🏓 -- 👽 -- 📣 -- 💎 -- 🌏 -- 🥒 -- 👳 -- 📕 -- 💙 -- 🐊 -- 💃 -- 🐝 -- 📗 -- 🎁 The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age,But that don't bother me none; in my eyes you're everything.I know I keep you amused,But I feel I'm being used.Oh, Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face.You took me away from home,Just to save you from being alone;You stole my heart, and that's what really hurts.I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school,Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of pla 💗 -- 👔 -- 🎽 -- 🚙 -- 🏀 -- 🚕 -- ⚡ -- 🍆 -- 🌋 -- 🌳 -- 🐠 -- 🔋 -- 🐳 -- 👑 -- 🎫 | 2018-12-28 09:11:31 |
| 76561198211819232 | What are your 3 | 😺 | 👃 | 🚗 | 🥒 | 🌏 | 🥗 | 💎 | 🌂 | favorite movies? | 🥞 | 💙 | 💄 | ⚡ | 👽 | 💃 | 🌳 | 👑 | | 2018-12-28 09:04:35 |
| 76561198179361029 | ☺ When🌸 ♥ my💚🚘 ♪ brain👳📕🐛 ♂ begins🍆📗🎈📀 ❋ to🎽👾🌸📒👽 ❂ reel💗⛳🐟⚡🥞📗 ✿ from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. -- Ignatius Reilly | 2018-12-28 04:01:16 |
| 76561198179633358 | ♥ 👹 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💙 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📒The heart is wiser than the intellect. ♥ 👽 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📀There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plantsand animals. When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and whenthe lights go out, they turn into animals. But then again, don't we all? ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👔 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💙 | 2018-12-28 02:36:10 |
| 76561198179730218 | 💃 ☼ ⚡ ☼ 🌏 ☼ 🎍 ☼ 🎈 ☼ 👔 ☼ 🐊 ☼ 🏀 ☼ 🚕 ☼ 🎄 ☼ 🍖 ☼ 🐝 What impacts your moods more than anything else? 📘 ☼ 🌽 ☼ 👾 ☼ 🚗 ☼ 🔋 ☼ 💚 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 💙 ☼ 📒 ☼ 👃 ☼ 🎽 ☼ 🥒 | 2018-12-28 01:52:08 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🚗👹👽 On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents? 📀👔🎽 | 2018-12-28 01:44:06 |
| 76561198179809977 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍖 * 🐝 * 🎄 * 🎽 * 🚗 * 🎍 * 🎫 * 🌸 * 📀 * 👑 * 📗 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 📣ㅤ* My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.ㅤ* A policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman. "Why?" asked the driver. "Because my chips are too hot", replied the policeman.ㅤ* A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." His friend shook his head. "Nah, he's not that bright. I beat him three games in five."🥒 * 🚕 * 🌂 * 🌳 * 🚘 * 📘 * 💄 * 🚙 * 📣 * 🌏 * 🔋 * 🏓 * ⚡ * 🚘 * 🌽 * 🌋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL! | 2018-12-27 23:55:13 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🍆 | 🌽 | 👽 | 👹 | 🎽 | 👑 | 💃 | 🥒 | 🎫 | 📀 | 🌏 | 🥗 | 🌸 | 🎍 | 📣 | 🎈 | 💙 | 💚 | 💎 "Nah," he said, eventually. "I've looked at the colours on flowers. They'redefinitely built-in."(Diggers) 🍖 | 😺 | 🕺 | 👔 | 👃 | 💄 | 💗 | 🥞 | 🎄 | 👾 | 🚕 | 🌂 | 🍇 | 🔋 | 🐊 | 🎁 | 🚘 | 🌋 | ⛳ | 2018-12-27 23:48:13 |
| 76561198211557460 | --------------------------------------------------------------There's nothing disgusting about it [the Companion]. It's just anotherlife form, that's all. You get used to those things. -- McCoy, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same mistakes. -- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7--------------------------------------------------------------🚘👳🥒🌸🌳🍆🚕🌋🐊💛🏓🎫🐝🎍🍖💎🐳🏀🔋📀📣🎽🚙🌂📗🥞💗📘📒👽👔💄⛳🌏📒📕📣👽🎈🍆💗🐟😺🚙🐳 | 2018-12-27 21:16:43 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♥ 😺 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📣 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎁I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporaryrelief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📕That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will lovein the same way as us. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ♥ 👽 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📘 | 2018-12-27 20:05:52 |
| 76561198179556699 | --------------------------------------------------------------Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,"Today I will be brilliant." -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3You go slow, be gentle. It's no one-way street -- you know how youfeel and that's all. It's how the girl feels too. Don't press. Ifthe girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know. -- Kirk, "Charlie X", stardate 1535.8--------------------------------------------------------------🎄⚡🌳👃🍧🌋🍇🚙📣🍖🌽📘⛳🚗🎁🎄🎫🏀📗👳💄🌏🌸🥒🥞🐳🐛📀💎🐠🚕🎽🎍🌂💃💛💚👾🎈👔🐊👑🐝📕🔋 | 2018-12-27 19:09:58 |
| 76561198179804107 | ❦ You🐊 ☎ can🕺⚡ ✬ always🐠💎🎽 ♥ tell🌽💗🥒🥞 ❉ the🔋🚗🍇🌳🎈 ✖ Christmas🚘🎁📗💃🐳👃 ❖ season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them. In fact, many smart people save the fruitcakes they receive and send them back to the original givers the next year; some fruitcakes have been passed back and forth for hundreds of years. The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses. -- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts" | 2018-12-27 17:51:13 |
| 76561198211895108 | ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎫 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🕺Really?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!! ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👽 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⛳Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but muchextinguishes it. -- Hannah More ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📣 | 2018-12-27 15:22:14 |
| 76561198211598984 | 👹 ♂ 🐟 ♂ 🎁 ♂ 🐛 ♂ 🌳 ♂ 💃 ♂ 🍇 ♂ 👳 ♂ 👑 ♂ 💚 ♂ 🍧 ♂ 💗 Is there a talent or skill you've always secretly wanted? 💙 ♂ 🥞 ♂ 🎍 ♂ 🌸 ♂ 📕 ♂ ⚡ ♂ 🥒 ♂ 📘 ♂ 🐳 ♂ 🐠 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 💛 | 2018-12-27 14:04:03 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🚘 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 👔 ♀ 📗 ♀ 📀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💃 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 👽 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 👹 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🐳 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🐛 I think there's a world market for about five computers. -- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943 📕 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 📣 ♀ 🍧 | 2018-12-27 14:00:04 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🥞 🐛 👳 🌏 🐠 📒 📗 🏓 👔 ⚡🎄 [] 🍧 👹 👽 📀 🍇 🎈 🔋 👳 💗 🍧 ⛳"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."-Calvin"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless." -Calvin"Some things don't need the thought people give them." -Hobbes🌽 💙 🐠 💛 👹 🌏 🥒 📒 📗 🎫 | 2018-12-27 12:09:12 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🚙⚡🍆 Performance review for 🐛💃🚕 Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. Normally physically fit but has suffered from injury or sickness in the recent past. No problem predicted with physically demanding jobs in the future. A natural leader. People tend to listen and follow their example and guidance. is chosen as leader without making an issue of leadership. enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. 🌳 + 📕 = 🎽 | 2018-12-27 10:57:16 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🔋 -- 📣 -- 🍧 -- 💛 -- 👾 -- 🕺 -- 🎈 -- 🚘 -- 👹 -- 👳 -- 🥒 -- 🎄 -- 🎽 -- 🎈 -- ⚡ By the time you swear you're his,shivering and sighingand he vows his passion isinfinite, undying --Lady, make a note of this:One of you is lying. -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"To stand and be still,At the Birkenhead drill,Is a damned tough bullet to chew. -- Rudyard KiplingAs I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay,The words were torn and tattered,From th 📕 -- 💙 -- 🚕 -- 💚 -- 🐊 -- 📘 -- 🥞 -- 🌸 -- 👑 -- 🌋 -- 🍇 -- 🥗 -- 📗 -- 💗 -- 👾 | 2018-12-27 10:25:16 |
| 76561198179551309 | What's something you've tried, | 🎈 | ⛳ | 🥒 | 🍇 | 👳 | 💄 | 🌂 | 😺 | that you'll never, ever try again? | 🔋 | 👾 | 🐊 | 🐟 | 📕 | 🐝 | 💚 | 🌏 | | 2018-12-27 03:52:55 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🍧😺👹🥗💎🎍📒💄👔🚗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌽💚🌽💗💎🐊🌂📀👽🐳 » walk chairs on gravel ✩ » when fingers hunt to loiter ♧ » because papers take ٿ 💙🏓🥗💛🎫📣💃🔋🍆🌋 » ouch the blowing made! ♥ » hark! fie! leaving pulling shoe. ☎ » Mexico cheats soon ♫ 📗🐝👹🍇👳🚙⚡🍧🕺💄 » Suzuki measured ♂ » until the clothing discovered ☻ » and the papers taught ♂ 🎄🥞📕🎽👾🥒🚗🚕🐛🏀 | 2018-12-27 02:30:04 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🎽📗🚙🎽👃 - ✤ ★ ❄ ❖ ❁ ✬ ✰ ✶ ☆ ♂ ✧ ✱ ٿ ☀ ✩ ß ✲ ✣ ✳ ❃🚗🚕💎🐠📗 - What's in your fridge, 🎍💙🍖🌽👳 - ㅤㅤ right this moment? 🌸🥗🐳🔋📘 - ❃ ✳ ✣ ✲ ß ✩ ☀ ٿ ✱ ✧ ♂ ☆ ✶ ✰ ✬ ❁ ❖ ❄ ★ ✤ | 2018-12-27 02:23:02 |
| 76561198179843803 | 💚 Dear ... 🎄 → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. → It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide. 🌸 ❄ 📣 ❄ 🐟 ❄ 🚙 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 👾 ❄ 🎈 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 🐝 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🐠 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 👑 Yours truly, Noel Leever (the cat)🌋 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084005 🍧 | 2018-12-27 00:51:27 |
| 76561198179634866 | --------------------------------------------------------------Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together becomegreater than the sum of both of us. -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4--------------------------------------------------------------🚘🐛💄📗🌂👃🎽👑🌋💚🎫🎈👽🐝💎⛳🍆👹🚕🐟📀🚗🌳🕺🥞🏓👾💃💛📘🥒🍇📒🍖🥗🏀⚡🎍🍧🐳🐊🌸📣🌏😺 | 2018-12-26 21:53:13 |
| 76561198179819838 | 💎 ☆ 📀 What ever happened to happily ever after? 👑🌂🐊 | 2018-12-26 20:55:34 |
| 76561198179697385 | 💚🌏👃🚗🌋 - ✭ ß ✱ ✖ ✿ ✥ ♫ ● ❁ ☼ ❖ ☆ ♂ ✬ ✲ ↕ ☼ ☢ ✣ ♀📣🌳📘👹🐊 - What personal trait has gotten 😺💙🌂🐳🎄 - ㅤㅤ you in the most trouble? 👃🍧🌳📀💃 - ♀ ✣ ☢ ☼ ↕ ✲ ✬ ♂ ☆ ❖ ☼ ❁ ● ♫ ✥ ✿ ✖ ✱ ß ✭ | 2018-12-26 20:41:34 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🥞Bender🌳fairycompanion:Hey!💄What💛kind👽of🐳party💃is🐟this?🥗There's🌂no🎁booze🌽and🐛only🍆one🐠hooker.📀"Aw,🎍poor🎽baby,🌋chipped🍇a🎄fang."🚕-Leela🌸"Hey,🐊I🏀got💎a📒busted💄ass📣here!🎫I💚don't🌏see⚡anyone🥒kissing📕it."🥞-Bender💙"All📗right,🎈I'm👾coming."👹-Zoidberg🌳 | 2018-12-26 19:43:33 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🍆 ✥ 💛 The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.🕺 ✥ 🏀 -- Governor Tarkin 🐛👾💃 | 2018-12-26 19:35:36 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🎽📒🏓🕺📘🌂🥗🐝🍇💗🐛🚕💛🌸🍆💚👑🐳🚗🌳🎄🎁👹🐟🎽🚕🚗🥒🎈💚 Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?A: The car salesman can probably drive!-- Joan McGalliard ([email protected]) 🐝🐟🚙🍆💃⚡💄👾📒🐊🎍💛🐠🚘🔋📘📀📕🌳🌽🍧🌂⛳👃💙👹🌸🎁🥗👔 | 2018-12-26 18:35:33 |
| Izi | Если в ночь с 31-го на 1-е перевестимне на карту 5000 рублей ,то весь год вам будет сопуствоватьудача и вообще всё будет заебись ! | 2018-12-26 14:43:59 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🐳📒🌽 What's your most urgent priority for the rest of the year? 🏀⛳🐟 | 2018-12-26 11:34:30 |
| 76561198211754472 | 😺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎈 📣 👾 📕 🥗 🏀 👽 👳 🌏 🌋 🐟 💚 📀 💗 🔋 📒 📘Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I gotstarted one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray." Fortune finishes the great quotations, #17 "This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet." Juliet, this bud's for you. 🥞 🚘 🥒 🏓 🐛 🎫 🍖 🚕 ⛳ 🐝 👔 💃 🌳 🍇 🌸 👃 | 2018-12-26 05:14:56 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🐊👑🎍🐟🏓👃🏀👔🌳🌽🌏💚💃⚡👾📕⛳🚕🍧🍖🐛🍆😺🌂🎄🐝🌋💙🔋🥒 "Lying lips are abomination to the Lord; but they that deal truly are his delight. A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is follyand shame unto him. Be not a witness against thy neighbor without cause; and deceive not with thy lips. Death and life are in the power of the tongue."-- Proverbs, some selections from the Jewish Scripture 🍇💄👳📗🐠🚘🥞📣💗💎🚙🐳🚗🥗🚕💗📘📒🌳🎄🎫👃🍖🐛🌋👑🍆🍧🎍📀 | 2018-12-26 01:24:54 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🚙 | 💚 | 📘 | 🏓 | 👑 | 👽 | 🐳 | 🎁 | 💗 | 😺 | 🎫 | 🎈 | 🐛 | 👃 | 🎽 | 🌋 | 🥗 | 📣 | 🕺 He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no oneknew where he kept it. -- The Life and Times of Corporal Nobbs (Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms) 💗 | 👾 | 💛 | 📗 | 🚗 | 📘 | 🐝 | 👹 | 🐛 | 🎫 | 🌽 | 🌏 | 🏀 | 🐊 | 🌂 | 🔋 | 🍇 | 🎁 | ⚡ | 2018-12-26 00:02:52 |
| 76561198179809165 | 😺Peter: 📗 You 💄 wanna 🐝 talk 🌂 about 🍇 awkward 🎄 moments? 🐠 Once, 🕺 during 💎 sex, 📣 I 🚙 called 🌸 Lois 🎽 "Frank". 🌽 Your 🌋 move, 💙 Sherlock.👃 | 2018-12-25 23:31:52 |
| 76561198179361029 | Chris: Hey Meg, I'm thinking of a word, and this time it's definately not "kitty". Can you guess? Meg: Is it kitty? Chris: Ahhhh! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!😯 QOTD: Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn. -- Goodstein, States of Matter 🤑 You are a wish to be here wishing yourself. -- Philip Whalen 😚 Computer Science is merely the post-Turing decline in formal systems theory. 🤤"Bender, I don't care whether you have money. I love you for your artificialintelligence and your sincerity simulator." -Countess de la Roca🙄 I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf 😍 A lie in time saves nine. 🙁Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. -- Publius Syrus😴 | 2018-12-25 20:31:54 |
| 76561198179814253 | ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎈 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📀I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forwardor it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Allen ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🥒What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice. -- Charles Baudelaire ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👾 | 2018-12-25 20:22:51 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👔 ♪ 👑 This is the ____LAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury! 🥒💛🎈 | 2018-12-25 20:14:51 |
| 76561198179603631 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 📗 * 📣 * 🚗 * 🎽 * 🐠 * 📀 * 🍆 * 🥗 * 🚘 * 🐊 * 🎈 * ⚡ * 🕺 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 😺ㅤ* Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.ㅤ* Conference, n. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.ㅤ* A snake slithers into a pub and up to the bar. The landlord says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you." "What? Why not?" asks the snake. "Because", says the landlord, "You can't hold your drink."📕 * ⛳ * 🐝 * 🐟 * 🌸 * 🎍 * 💛 * 🌏 * 📘 * 🥒 * 💗 * 📒 * 🐳 * 👹 * 👳 * 💚ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2018-12-25 19:15:50 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👔⛳👾🍖📗🎁🚗👑👽💎🌽🎍💙🌂🍧🥒🐝🎈🌳💄🍇📀🥞🚗🚙🎫🐳⛳💗👃 "The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."-- Bakunin[ed. note -I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.] 🌸🎄💙👑📕🕺📘⚡🍆🌂🔋📒🥗🍖😺👔🎍🌋👳👾🏀🐟🐛🌽🎽🎁🐠📗💛🌏 | 2018-12-25 17:57:53 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🎫🌂⚡🥗💃 |Would you rather have an extra $200| 🍇🚙🚕👹🚘📗👳🎈💎💛🕺🐳🎍 |a day, or an extra 2 hours a day?| 🏓🐝📀👔🚗💚🐊📒 | 2018-12-25 15:57:51 |
| AbbeLabben | KÖPER CS SKINS | Merry Christmas! <3 | 2018-12-25 11:49:29 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🚗 -- 🍇 -- ⛳ -- 🐊 -- 🌸 -- 🌏 -- 🥞 -- 🎄 -- 👑 -- 💄 -- 🐳 -- 📕 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 🎽 The Thought Police are here. They've comeTo put you under cardiac arrest.And as they drag you through the doorThey tell you that you've failed the test. -- Buggles, "Living in the Plastic Age"U: There's a U -- a Unicorn! Run right up and rub its horn. Look at all those points you're losing! UMBER HULKS are so confusing. -- The Roguelet's ABCThe morning sun when it's in your face really shows your age,But that don't bother me none; 👾 -- 💚 -- 😺 -- 💃 -- 💗 -- 🚘 -- 🎁 -- 🥗 -- 🍆 -- 🍖 -- 👽 -- 🚕 -- 🥒 -- 🌽 -- 💎 | 2018-12-25 11:09:46 |
| 76561198179819778 | --------------------------------------------------------------Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to belocated on a natural invasion route. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4Immortality consists largely of boredom. -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8--------------------------------------------------------------👹😺👔💚🐊📘💛🌂👳🔋🍇💗🍆📀🐛🏀🎄🌽🐠🐟🥗🌏🚗🐝⛳🚕👾🍖👑👽🎽💃🌋💎📗📒💄🎍🍧🎁🚗🚕🐊🚘🥗 | 2018-12-25 10:47:49 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🍖 ♪ 🥞 ♪ ⛳ ♪ 🥗 ♪ 💙 ♪ 📒 ♪ 🏀 ♪ 💃 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 👔 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🍧 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 🎈 Mulder: I have a college, friend, who's with O'Neil (who's infected) right now. Let me go to her.Ericson: I can't let you leave (points gun at Mulder's head)Mulder: Then you're gonna have to shoot me because I'm walking out of here. "The X-Files: Firewalker"Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonize local law enforcement.Mulder: Who, me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.Mulder: I'll send him a bunt cake. "The X-Files: Conduit"👳 ♪ 🎄 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 🚗 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 🌸 ♪ 🎫 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🐟 ♪ 🥒 ♪ 🏓 ♪ 💛 ♪ 👾 ♪ 👹 ♪ ⚡ | 2018-12-25 10:00:45 |
| 76561198179757550 | 📗 -- 🎁 -- 👽 -- 👔 -- 🚗 -- 🔋 -- 🍖 -- 🎫 -- 😺 -- ⚡ -- 🚘 -- 🎈 -- 🥗 -- 🐝 -- 🍖 I've finally found the perfect girl,I couldn't ask for more,She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,And owns a liquor store.System/3! System/3!See how it runs! See how it runs! Its monitor loses so totally! It runs all its programs in RPG! It's made by our favorite monopoly!System/3!No, his mind is not for rentTo any god or government.Always hopeful, yet discontent,He knows changes aren't permanent -But change is. 👾 -- 🥒 -- 💙 -- 🎄 -- 👹 -- 🌽 -- 🎽 -- 🏓 -- 👑 -- ⛳ -- 🚗 -- 💛 -- 🎫 -- 💚 -- 👽 | 2018-12-25 09:43:46 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💗📒🥒🍇🌏🌸🎄📀👑🐛💄🚘🍖👔🕺Mal: "Fear is nothing to be ashamed of, Doc."Simon: "This isn't fear. This is anger."Mal: "Well, it's hard to tell the one from t'other, face like yours."Simon: "I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider."Mal: "I'll look for that next time."👳🌳👹🌽🍧🎈🐝👾💚🚕💎🌋👽⛳⚡ | 2018-12-25 09:04:44 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🎁 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 👳 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 🌏 ❄ 🌳 ❄ 🚗 ❄ 🚕 ❄ 💎 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🏀 ❄ 💙 ❄ 🚙 Scully: Well done, Agent Pendrel. Keep up the good work!Pendrel: Thanks, keep it up yourself! (then, to himself) Keep it up yourself?? What a doof! "The X-Files: 731"Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"🥞 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 🕺 ❄ 💗 ❄ 🐟 ❄ 📀 ❄ 😺 ❄ 💃 ❄ 🎽 ❄ ⛳ ❄ 🐳 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🏓 ❄ ⚡ | 2018-12-25 09:00:44 |
| 76561198211879112 | Which good cause is closest to your heart? >> 👽👃📘🎽🥞 << | 2018-12-25 07:41:43 |
| 76561198179695038 | ♥ 📕 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👽 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚘Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 💄 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🏀Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools. ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📘 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📒 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍆 | 2018-12-25 07:08:41 |
| 76561198179639682 | 🐝🌏🎄🍖💎🕺🌽💃👑🐊📕🍇🚗🚙🥞Niska: "Do you know the writings of Shan Yu?"Mal: "We're starting a book club."🐟⛳😺🏓🎽🎫🚙⚡🌂🎍🌏🌋🌽🥒👹 | 2018-12-25 06:53:41 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🥒 👃 💗 🐊 🐝 🍇 🍧 💃 🌽 🎍📀 [] 🐠 🚘 🐛 🌋 🐳 🎁 🕺 🔋 🎈 💎 💛It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that menare bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if youare a girl, what would make you go on living? --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, ofGROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)Susie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work. Calvin: So? Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned. Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that."Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned fatherinconsolable - demands recount!" -- Calvin📗 😺 🚗 👾 🚙 👳 🏓 🎫 🎍 🎁 | 2018-12-25 06:43:41 |
| 76561198179768678 | 😺 ♂ 💗 There is nothing wrong with writing ... as long as it is done in private📀 ♂ 🚙 and you wash your hands afterward. 📕🌏💄 | 2018-12-25 05:31:44 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🍆 ٿ ⛳ ٿ 🌂 ٿ 📣 ٿ 💎 ٿ 🌋 ٿ 🐛 ٿ 🚘 ٿ 🎁 ٿ 🥞 ٿ 📕 ٿ 🌏 Have you ever had a mentor? 🎍 ٿ 🎫 ٿ 👳 ٿ 🎄 ٿ 🌸 ٿ 🍧 ٿ 📣 ٿ 🌂 ٿ 🥒 ٿ 💗 ٿ 🕺 ٿ 👔 | 2018-12-25 02:39:41 |
| 76561198179633358 | Can you tell when | 🚙 | 👃 | 🏓 | 🐟 | 📗 | 💎 | 📣 | 💄 | someone is lying? | 🐳 | 🏀 | 🎁 | 🥗 | 📕 | 🌏 | 🎍 | 🚕 | | 2018-12-25 02:35:41 |
| 76561198179668874 | ⛳ 🍆 👃 👹 🥒 💄 📣 🍇 🌽 🏓👔 [] 🐊 📀 📕 🥗 💎 ⛳ 👳 🌋 🎽 👹 🐛Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things withoutdoing things. -- CalvinCalvin: Can you make a living playing silly games? His Dad: Actually, youcan be among the most overpaid people on the planet.If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the imagewe need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin😺 👾 📘 🍖 ⚡ 🕺 🎁 💄 🐟 🌳 | 2018-12-25 02:07:41 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎍 ☀ 👔 The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --🐊 ☀ 🐳 but doesn't.💃 ☀ 👃 -- Tom Crichton 👳🚗🕺 | 2018-12-25 00:19:41 |
| 76561198179608271 | ⛳👑 📘 , ^ↀᴥↀ^ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(^‿^)۶ steam thinks you are going enjoy this stuff- 🐠🔋🎽 do it big* 🐛💗👳 📘🥞 | 2018-12-24 23:46:40 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🌋🐳📕📀🥗🚘💄💚👳🌏 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳😺🐠🌂🚙🎁📘🌽🐊🌸 » make chairs on money ↕ » when fingers walk to plunder ♪ » because elbows hunt ♂ 🍇🎄🚗⚡🐟🎫👃🍖🚙⛳ » into the money, ✈ » Denmark approved sloppily. ٿ » Japan stops running. ♧ 🌽🌋🎽🚘🎄🏓🐝👾🌂💛 » breaking your totem ✳ » I discovered your papers ☢ » into your clothing ☎ 🔋🐳👑👽🏀👔🥒🥞👹💙 | 2018-12-24 17:53:18 |
| 76561198179635013 | 💃👽👾🚕👹 |What about your teenage| 🔋🐟🌳🚗👃📘👔📀💚🏓🌸💎📀 |self embarrasses you most?| 🌳🐟👽😺🚗💃💚🍇 | 2018-12-24 17:28:16 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🔋 ღ 🥞 ღ 🐠 ღ 👔 ღ 👳 ღ 🌸 ღ 🌳 ღ 👾 ღ 👹 ღ 🚕 ღ 💎 ღ 💚 What's your personal anthem or theme song? 📘 ღ 🍖 ღ 🥒 ღ 👑 ღ 🐝 ღ 🍇 ღ 🐊 ღ 📕 ღ 👽 ღ 💄 ღ 🌽 ღ 🚘 | 2018-12-24 16:15:17 |
| 76561198179509657 | ⚡ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🐟 🥗 💄 😺 💚 📕 🍧 💃 🐳 📗 👃 👳 🌂 👔 🥒 ⛳ 🎁[Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.] Off-screen crowd: Norm!Sam: How the hell do they know him here?Cliff: He's got a life, you know. -- Cheers, From Beer to EternityWoody: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Elope with my wife. -- Cheers, The TriangleWoody: How's life, Mr. Peterson?Norm: Oh, I'm waiting for the movie. -- Cheers, Take My Shirt... Please?Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons toforget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch? 🚘 💗 🕺 🚕 💎 🌋 🚘 📀 👽 🚗 🔋 🍆 👑 💗 🍇 🐝 | 2018-12-24 15:11:17 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🥞🍖👳🕺🍇 |Tell me 3 things you| 🎈📀🌏🥗🍆🚗👃🚙👔📣📕🎍🍧 |remember about kindergarten.| 📒💚💄🎫😺🐊💃💙 | 2018-12-24 13:36:16 |
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| 76561198211804512 | 💙🍧🥞💚🐠 |Would you rather be the best player on a| 👑🚘🐊💗🌋⚡🎽🔋👽🚕🍆👹🌂 |horrible team or the worst on a great team?| 🕺🎁🌏🌽🥗🎈👔💙 | 2018-12-24 10:19:11 |
| 76561198211655604 | 📣💃🐳|🥒🏓🚕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐛🚘⚡|Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress. ??? | 2018-12-24 07:19:05 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🏀📗🎽 Using one word, how would you describe your family? 📘🌂📣 | 2018-12-24 07:09:02 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🐛 -- 👃 -- 💃 -- 👽 -- 📘 -- 🎫 -- 👹 -- 🕺 -- 🌽 -- 🎍 -- 🚗 -- 📀 -- 🍇 -- 💙 -- 👳 A cousin of mine once said about money,money is always there but the pockets change;it is not in the same pockets after a change,and that is all there is to say about money. -- Gertrude SteinAnd in the heartbreak years that lie ahead,Be true to yourself and the Grateful Dead. -- Joan BaezHalf a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.But half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity. See?But can a bee be said to be or 🌸 -- 🔋 -- 💄 -- 👾 -- 💚 -- 👑 -- 🐳 -- 🐝 -- 🥗 -- 💗 -- 🐝 -- 🌋 -- 🥒 -- 💎 -- 🕺 | 2018-12-24 07:08:05 |
| 76561198211691280 | --------------------------------------------------------------Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating moresheer horror than the male of the species. -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👳🚙🏀💎🍖🍧👽🌽🎍📀💙💄🐠🎫🎄👑🎁🎽🌋🌳👔🐠📒📗🔋🎈🐝📘🥞🍖🍧🌳💎👹👃⛳🍇🌽💗🎍⚡🐟🌸🎄🚙 | 2018-12-24 07:04:04 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🏀 ✴ 🚘 For the next hour, WE will control all that you see and hear. 🚗🥒😺 | 2018-12-24 06:39:00 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🍧 | 🏓 | 🚕 | 🐊 | 🌋 | 👾 | 📗 | 💛 | 🐝 | 🐛 | 💃 | 💙 | 😺 | 🥗 | 🐠 | 🍇 | 🐝 | 👔 | 💚 He [Carrot] could lead armies, Angua thought. He really could. Some people have inspired whole countries to great deeds because of the power of their vision. And so could he. Not because he dreams about marching hordes, or world domination, or an empire of a thousand years. Just because he thinks that everyone's really decent underneath and would get along just fine if only they made an effort, and he believes that strongly it burns like a flame that is bigger than he is.(Men at Arms) 🏓 | 📒 | 🚗 | 🍆 | 🎄 | 🏀 | 🌏 | ⛳ | ⚡ | 🌂 | 👾 | 👳 | 🥒 | 🌽 | 🔋 | 💄 | 🍇 | 💗 | 🐊 | 2018-12-24 05:37:59 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🐟 ✧ 💛 Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay🍇 ✧ 🌳 you the five-hundred I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back!💄 ✧ 🐛 -- "The Rockford Files" 🌋🚘🌽 | 2018-12-24 05:30:01 |
| 76561198211794508 | If you had to pick a "spirit | 🌏 | 🚙 | 💗 | ⚡ | 🥗 | 📀 | 💙 | 📕 | animal," what would it be? | 🍇 | 🐠 | ⛳ | 👳 | 📘 | 📒 | 💃 | 🥒 | | 2018-12-24 05:20:00 |
| 76561198179844987 | ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💚 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🎫That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone whonever comes home. Always someone loving something more than that thing lovesthem. And after awhile you want to destroy whatever that thing is, so itcan't hurt you no more. -- R. Bradbury, "The Fog Horn" ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌸Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce ♥ 👑 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📗 | 2018-12-24 05:18:02 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🎈🕺 AWESOME GAME* COOL| 🔋🚘🥞🚘 have fun. 🥞🐳🌳 HAVE A BALL! 📒👹 🍧🔋 | 2018-12-24 05:00:01 |
| peepoSad | Have a nice Christmas day ^-^ | 2018-12-24 03:36:11 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🎄💙 📕👃 the humans trust youll dig this stuff- 🐝🌋💄⚡[]_ ([]) []_ (♥_♥) , ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ô¿ô BOSS* DO IT BIG| 🔋🎫💚👹 🎁👔 | 2018-12-24 03:14:58 |
| 76561198179634913 | 💛👾🐛⚡💗 - ☁ ✦ ❄ ☻ ∞ ✣ ♂ ☼ ♪ ☣ ♡ ★ ❦ ☀ ☆ ♥ ❀ ✈ ✬ ❋🥗🏓👔🌽📗 - What impacts your moods 🎽🎈📣🚕💎 - ㅤㅤ more than anything else? 🚙🌂🌳🐟🏀 - ❋ ✬ ✈ ❀ ♥ ☆ ☀ ❦ ★ ♡ ☣ ♪ ☼ ♂ ✣ ∞ ☻ ❄ ✦ ☁ | 2018-12-24 03:12:00 |
| 76561198179596342 | Would you rather have a live-in | 💚 | 🎫 | 📗 | 💎 | 🐝 | 🐠 | 🌳 | 💙 | massage therapist, or a live-in chef? | 📀 | 👹 | 🍖 | 😺 | 🕺 | 🎽 | 📕 | 👽 | | 2018-12-24 02:17:00 |
| 76561198211557460 | Cake or | 🔋 | 💙 | 👃 | 🚙 | 🚗 | 🐛 | 📒 | 🏀 | pie? | 🌏 | 🌋 | 📣 | 💎 | 💚 | 🐳 | 📗 | ⚡ | | 2018-12-24 01:31:00 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌂 ٿ 🐝 ٿ 🚗 ٿ 🐳 ٿ 🥗 ٿ 🌋 ٿ 👽 ٿ 🍧 ٿ 😺 ٿ 🏀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎄 ٿ 🐟 ٿ 📣 ٿ 🌋 ٿ 📒 ٿ 📘 ٿ 🥗 ٿ 💙 ٿ 🔋 ٿ 🏓 As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 programs;a process that traditionally requires some debugging. -- USA Today, referring to the Internal Revenue Service conversion to a new computer system. 😺 ٿ 🎁 ٿ 🐛 ٿ 👔 ٿ 🍖 ٿ 🐳 ٿ 💄 ٿ 🥒 ٿ ⚡ ٿ 🎍 | 2018-12-24 01:14:58 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🐟 -- ⚡ -- 👽 -- 🎽 -- 🌸 -- 📀 -- 🕺 -- 🌳 -- 🚕 -- 🌋 -- 📘 -- 👳 -- 🐠 -- 🎫 -- 🔋 Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,A root or two, a torus and a node:The inverse of my verse, a null domain. -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"I lay my head on the railroad tracks,Waitin' for the double E.The railroad don't run no more.Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus] Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me. These young girls won't let me be, Lord have mercy on me! Woe is me!Well, I 📗 -- 🌏 -- 📒 -- 💄 -- 🌂 -- 🐛 -- 👾 -- 😺 -- 👑 -- ⛳ -- 🚘 -- 🍖 -- 🌏 -- 👹 -- 😺 | 2018-12-24 01:06:58 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🥒📒 🥒🎽📕🔋 * ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ wonderful- 🕺📀👹 SPLENDID GAME| (‾⌣‾)👳📘💎💄 GL, 🐳 do it big. 📗 ALL OF US THINKS YOULL DIG YOUR NEW GAME! 🍧🌽 | 2018-12-23 23:41:02 |
| 76561198179841167 | 👔⚡👹🍧⛳ - ♧ ♂ ☻ ☂ ✰ ✯ ✲ ✥ ✳ ☀ ★ ♪ ✬ ✤ ღ ✲ ✫ ❉ ☻ ღ🌋💛🥒🎽🏀 - Whose parents do/did 🎄🍇📒🚘💄 - ㅤㅤ you wish you had? 👑🎍🚕💃🚙 - ღ ☻ ❉ ✫ ✲ ღ ✤ ✬ ♪ ★ ☀ ✳ ✥ ✲ ✯ ✰ ☂ ☻ ♂ ♧ | 2018-12-23 23:35:59 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌸🎍👳🥒🍇💄⚡👔🐠🚙💛💃💚🎫🐊Inara: "This is pointless, you know."Early: "200,000 seems fairly pointed to me."🚕🏓🐳🌳🏀⚡🍧🐛🍆👹📒🎽🐠📀🔋 | 2018-12-23 20:54:58 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🌋 ⚡ 🚗 🎄 💙 🚕 💄 🎁 👔 🐊👹 [] 🎫 🌽 🚙 🌂 📀 🕺 🍧 🍇 💚 😺 🍖"You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right." -CalvinSusie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work. Calvin: So? Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned. Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that."Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned fatherinconsolable - demands recount!" -- Calvin🥒 💛 💗 🌏 🏓 🚘 ⛳ 👃 💃 👳 | 2018-12-23 20:05:54 |
| 76561198179697385 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎈 * 👳 * 👽 * 🌳 * 💛 * 💗 * 🎽 * 🐳 * 💄 * 👃 * 🕺 * 🏓 * ⚡ * 👔 * 🥒 * 👹ㅤ* It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.ㅤ* Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.ㅤ* The other day someone left a piece of plastacine in my bedroom. I didn't know what to make of it.🌏 * 📀 * 🐊 * 💃 * 💎 * 🎄 * 🥞 * 😺 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 🔋 * 🌽 * 🌂 * 🐟 * 📘ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle! | 2018-12-23 16:55:38 |
| 76561198179843803 | 👹 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🎄 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 💄 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 🐳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥞 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🎫 A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing. -- Alan Perlis 🌳 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 👔 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 📗 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🚗 | 2018-12-23 14:32:35 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🏀👔🎽🌸📗 |If you could change one thing| 🌽🐳🌳💄👑🥗🚘🏓💛🥒🍧🥞🚗 |about yourself, what would it be?| ⚡🐊🍖🍇💎🌂🐝🕺 | 2018-12-23 13:32:39 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🚘🎈💗📗👃👾🔋👑💙📕🐠🐊🎁👔🚕Zoe: "It's like throwing a dart, Jayne, and hitting a bullseye 6,000 milesaway. That's my man."🥗🌂🍇⚡👹🎫🐛🐝⛳📘🌸🕺📀🏓🐟 | 2018-12-23 13:00:47 |
| 76561198179695038 | 👃Brian: 🌂 You 🎽 got 🥒 anything 📀 on 🐠 that 🥗 remote 📘 lower 🎫 than 🥒 Mute?🚕 | 2018-12-23 12:43:48 |
| renxie | Merry Christmas 🎁 Joyeux Noël 🔔 Glædelig Jul 🕯️ Frohe Weihnachten 🎄 Buon Natale 🥛 Boldog karácsonyt 🍪 Zalig Kerstfeest 👪 Kala Christouyenna 🎅 めりーくりすます🤶 메리 크리스마스 ❄️Feliz Natal 🌟 Crăciun Fericit ☃️ Feliz Navidad 🎁 God Jul 🔔 Mutlu Noeller 🎄 Веселого Різдва 🍪 Nollaig Shona Dhuit 🎅 शुभ क्रिसमस ❄️ | 2018-12-23 11:41:26 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🥗 👔 💃 😺 📗 🎽 👳 🍖 📀 📘👽 [] 🌂 🐳 🔋 💗 📒 🌽 🚘 🥒 🏓 ⛳ 🍧A good compromise leaves everyone mad. -- Calvin"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things lessefficiently." -Calvin's dadMy life needs a rewind/erase button. -- Calvin📕 👑 💚 🐟 🎈 🎁 🚗 👃 💙 🎄 | 2018-12-23 10:42:40 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🐠 👳 🔋 🎽 📕 💚 📣 🚗 👾 🏀🥗 [] 😺 🍧 🐛 🎁 👔 🌸 🎽 🎈 ⚡ 🕺 🥗"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MYTRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."("She's on to me.")For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just getused to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a freecountry! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how Iam - Take it or leave it! -- CalvinCalvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- Calvin🚕 🍇 🚗 🍆 🌂 🥒 📣 🌏 🐝 💄 | 2018-12-23 10:06:39 |
| 76561198211754472 | --------------------------------------------------------------Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped. -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknownI have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer toany question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3--------------------------------------------------------------🔋👹🚕👾👳📗🏓📒💙🐠🚙📕🍆🌽🥗🥞🍧🚗🎍⚡💃🐳🐊🌳👔🌸📀💗🌏📣🕺🌂🐟💚👑🥒🌋🎁📘🎫🐝🎄🎈🚗😺 | 2018-12-23 07:57:37 |
| 76561198179780423 | Do you have any habits you | 🚕 | 🏀 | 👔 | 🎁 | 🥗 | 🚙 | ⚡ | 🎽 | wish you could erase? | 🐠 | 💗 | 🐝 | 💚 | 🍇 | 🐳 | 🔋 | 🌋 | | 2018-12-23 07:50:40 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🐊 ❄ 🎫 ❄ 👑 ❄ 👽 ❄ 🚗 ❄ 👃 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 🐠 ❄ 🐛 ❄ 🌏 ❄ 🔋 ❄ 📒 ❄ 👹 ❄ 🐠 ❄ 🥞 Mulder: (smiling) The ENIGMATIC Dr. Scully! "The X-Files: Fallen Angel"Scully: What was that??Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck. "The X-Files: Quagmire"🐟 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 💄 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 🌳 ❄ ⚡ ❄ 📣 ❄ 👹 ❄ 🥒 ❄ 🐳 ❄ 🍆 ❄ 🌽 ❄ 🌸 ❄ 🐊 ❄ 👾 | 2018-12-23 07:11:35 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🥞 Dear ... 🏓 → The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz 🌏 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 🌽 ❖ 🐠 ❖ 📗 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 🍇 ❖ 🕺 ❖ 👾 ❖ 🎈 ❖ 🚕 ❖ 🚗 ❖ 📀 ❖ 🍆 ❖ 🐊 Yours truly, Bula Clerc (the cat)🌸 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167098138 👽 | 2018-12-23 06:04:34 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🚕 -- 🏀 -- 🌳 -- 👾 -- 🌽 -- 🎈 -- 💙 -- 🐛 -- 💗 -- 🎍 -- 👑 -- 🌏 -- 🥗 -- 🎽 -- 🍖 Our sires' age was worse that our grandsires'.We their sons are more worthless than they:so in our turn we shall give the world a progeny yet more corrupt. -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)No one likes us.I don't know why.We may not be perfect, We give them money,But heaven knows we try. But are they grateful?But all around, No, they're spiteful,Even our old friends put us down. And they're hateful.Let's drop the big one, T 🐝 -- 📕 -- 💎 -- 💛 -- 💚 -- 🥞 -- 🐟 -- 📗 -- 🚗 -- 🌂 -- ⛳ -- 🍧 -- 👳 -- 📒 -- 💃 | 2018-12-23 05:43:28 |
| 76561198179782901 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏓 * 🎽 * 🐛 * 🐝 * 🚗 * 🍆 * 🚙 * 📒 * 💛 * 🍧 * 🐊 * 🌂 * 🎁 * 🎫 * 💗 * 🥗ㅤ* A man is horribly run over by a mobile library. The van screeches to a halt, the man still screaming in agony with his limbs torn apart. The driver's door opens, a woman steps out, leans down and whispers, "Ssshhhhh..."ㅤ* Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?ㅤ* There are no winners in life...only survivors.🕺 * 🥞 * 💎 * 🌸 * 🏀 * 🐳 * ⛳ * ⚡ * 📀 * 💃 * 📘 * 💚 * 👹 * 🚕 * 👔 * 🎄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2018-12-23 04:23:25 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🚙 🎽 🎁 📀 🔋 💄 🐳 📗 🌽 📘🌋 [] 💃 🎫 🎍 🥞 🥒 🍇 🏀 👑 💄 💚 👳Reality continues to ruin my life. -- CalvinKnow what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability toaccept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- CalvinIt's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. -- Calvin🍧 👾 📕 📒 🐊 🍖 🚕 🥗 📘 🚘 | 2018-12-23 04:20:30 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐟 🎄 😺 🌳 🌽 💗 🍆 👹 🍧 🎁💚 [] 🎈 📗 💛 💙 🎽 📀 🥗 🚗 🐊 🌸 👔How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- Calvin"Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people intowinners and losers." -Hobbes being sarcasticMiss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire? Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.🐝 🌂 🚕 🔋 🐳 💃 👽 💎 👳 💄 | 2018-12-23 00:08:23 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌸 ♪ 🌳 ♪ 📀 ♪ 💄 ♪ 🚙 ♪ 👔 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 👳 ♪ 🏀 ♪ 📘 ♪ 🍖 ♪ 🐊 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 🌽 ♪ 🕺 Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned...Mulder: Oooh! If you were that stoned, what? "The X-Files: Deep Throat"Scully: This seat taken?Mulder: No, but i should warn you i'm experiencing violent impulses.Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances. "The X-Files: The Host"🍆 ♪ 💃 ♪ 😺 ♪ 🐛 ♪ 📕 ♪ 🥞 ♪ 🎫 ♪ 💛 ♪ 🎈 ♪ 🔋 ♪ 🐳 ♪ 🌋 ♪ 🚕 ♪ 🌏 ♪ 💚 | 2018-12-22 23:30:21 |
| 76561198211842796 | 👽Stewie: 📀 [singing 📘 and 🌸 pointing 🥞 to 🐊 rifle 🍖 and 💎 crotch 🌏 alternately] 👳 This 📕 is 🎍 my 📗 rifle 🎽 / 🎈 This 😺 is 🌸 my 💎 gun 🥞 / ⛳ This 🎍 is 🐳 for 💗 fighting ⚡ / 📣 This 📕 is 💚 for 🍧 fun!🐟 | 2018-12-22 21:22:07 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🐝 Dear ... 🐳 → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] 🎄 ♪ 🌋 ♪ 💛 ♪ 🏓 ♪ 📗 ♪ 👔 ♪ 🍇 ♪ 🎍 ♪ 🏀 ♪ ⚡ ♪ 📣 ♪ 🥗 ♪ 🌂 ♪ 🎫 ♪ 📕 Yours truly, Karrie Kodera (the cat)👑 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094459 🌳 | 2018-12-22 20:33:03 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎁 ✧ 🐟 The sun never sets on those who ride into it.💚 ✧ 🐠 -- RKO 💎👑😺 | 2018-12-22 20:30:06 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🌽 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 📀 ✏ 🐟 ✏ 📕 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 🏓 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 📣 ✏ 🍖 ✏ 🕺 ✏ 🐳 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 🌂 Mulder: And maybe because I run into so many people who are hostile just because they can't open their minds to the possibilities that, sometimes, the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation. "The X-Files: Squeeze"Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one. "The X-Files: Shadows"🎽 ✏ 🚕 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🎍 ✏ 💙 ✏ 💗 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 🔋 ✏ 👑 ✏ 💎 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🚙 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🚘 ✏ ⛳ | 2018-12-22 18:27:05 |
| 76561198179500879 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👹 * 📗 * 🍇 * ⚡ * 📀 * 🎫 * 🎈 * 🕺 * 📕 * 🌳 * 😺 * 📘 * 🚗 * 🎍 * 📣 * 🚘ㅤ* I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dyingㅤ* What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.ㅤ* What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.👳 * 🎽 * 💗 * ⛳ * 🥗 * 🍧 * 🏓 * 🚕 * 🐛 * 📒 * 💄 * 👾 * 🔋 * 🐟 * 🌋 * 🐝ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2018-12-22 16:51:03 |
| 76561198179814253 | 🥞🐠 DOPE* SPLENDID GAME| 🍇😺🐛🌂 🌳🌏 | 2018-12-22 16:19:05 |
| Manes | I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! | 2018-12-22 15:56:29 |
| Manes | I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! | 2018-12-22 15:40:56 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🚘📒🚙 Performance review for 🌏🏀🐠 Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. Follows instructions well, but has a tendency to be too literal, and can be lost unless there are firm guidelines. Or sometimes may not take sufficient care to check the instructions before starting. They will only grudgingly perform tasks that are outside the job description or which require extra work. However, these additional tasks are usually carried out successfully. 🎫 + 📀 = 🌳 | 2018-12-22 15:40:05 |
| 76561198179682287 | ⚡ | 🌏 | 🚙 | 🐝 | 🌂 | 🎫 | 🐳 | 💃 | 🕺 | 🥞 | 🌽 | 🌸 | 📘 | 🥗 | 🔋 | 👾 | 🐠 | 👳 | 🐛 'Never say die, master. That's our motto, eh?'I CAN'T SAY IT'S EVER REALLY BEEN MINE.(Hogfather) 🚗 | 📀 | 🚘 | 💛 | 🏓 | 🍇 | 💚 | 📒 | 🐛 | 💃 | 💎 | 👾 | 🌸 | 🥗 | 😺 | 🕺 | 🍇 | 🌋 | 📀 | 2018-12-22 15:21:05 |
| 76561198179730218 | [Peter forms his own country] Peter: I call it... Petoria. I was going to call it Peterland, but that gay bar by the airport took it.😙 "If gharstely creatures from before the Dawna Time starts wavin' at youfrom under your bed, jus' you don't come complainin' to me," -- Gaspode the wonder dog (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) 😴Fortune finishes the great quotations, #21 Shall I compare thee to a Summer day? No, I guess not.🤣 Human kind cannot bear very much reality. -- T.S. Eliot, "Four Quartets: Burnt Norton" 😯 It hangs down from the chandelierNobody knows quite what it doesIts color is odd and its shape is weirdIt emits a high-sounding buzzIt grows a couple of feet each dayand wriggles with sort of a twitchNobody bugs it 'cause it comes froma visiting uncle who's rich! -- To "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear" 😬 | 2018-12-22 15:08:06 |
| 76561198179518505 | ❂ Our🎁 ✭ father💙🏀 ♥ who🐊🎫🌂 ↕ art🌳💛🐟💚 ♀ in💃📣🎽⛳😺 ¤ heaven📕🌏👽🎈🚕🥒 ✬ ...🐳🐝🚗👑👔🌋🐛 ☺ I📗📒🍇🍖🚙👹👾👃 ☣ sincerely💄🚙👃🐳🎫⛳🍖👑📒 ✲ pray that SOMEBODY at this table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN ... and also leave a GENEROUS TIP .... | 2018-12-22 15:07:09 |
| 76561198179843803 | 🎁💃🥗💄🐛📒🐟🚘💗🥒💛🎄👳🌂📘Operative: "I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threateningyou. I'm unarmed."Mal: "Good." (draws and fires; operative falls to the ground, but comes backup fighting)Operative: "I am of course wearing full body armor. I am not a moron."🎫🏓📣🚙🔋📕📀🍆🍇👽🚗😺🌳👾💛 | 2018-12-22 13:41:07 |
| 76561198179854946 | ♥ 💃 ♥ 📀 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💃The myth of romantic love holds that once you've fallen in love with theperfect partner, you're home free. Unfortunately, falling out of loveseems to be just as involuntary as falling into it. ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🐟A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic. ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👹 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🏀 ♥ ⚡ ♥ ⛳ | 2018-12-22 13:31:09 |
| 76561198179682287 | Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "I'll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?" 😶 Bender: He's a witch! 🙁Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop in the deathrate. Although it'd be interesting to see if he'd post things like: DON'TYOU THINK I SOUND LIKE JAMES EARL JONES?(alt.fan.pratchett)🤐 Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft. 😗 We can embody the truth, but we cannot know it. -- Yates 😫Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -- J.R.R. Tolkien🤓 If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break. 😵 | 2018-12-22 00:59:16 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🎈👾🎍📣🍇🥒😺🌋🎫📕👃💚🕺👳🎽Mal: "Whatever happens, remember I love you."Zoe: "Sir?"Mal: "Because you're my wife."Zoe: "Right, sir... honey."🏀🍖🐊💙🐝💛🐟💗🎄💄🌽🚙💎🍧⛳ | 2018-12-22 00:48:17 |
| 76561198179847314 | ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💚 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👽"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on mycottage cheese sculpture." ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💛 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏓 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐝In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing tobe in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one'sbeloved. -- Russell Baker ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📕 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥞 | 2018-12-21 23:10:32 |
| 76561198211879112 | Our houseplants have a good sense of humous. 🤗 As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name. -- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie 😱Semper Fi, dude.😘 If anything can go wrong, it will. 🤑The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!🙁ONE: I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...TWO: I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD" ...THREE: I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!😍 Sin boldly. -- Martin Luther 🤕 Gray's Law of Programming: `_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as `_n' tasks.Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: `_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks. 🤓 Personifiers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity! -- Bernadette Bosky 🤔 | 2018-12-21 19:25:24 |
| 76561198179419823 | ∞ My📣 ❄ doctor🥗🌏 ✿ told🐝🎈🔋 ♪ me📒🏀📗💎 ß to🌋🎫🌳📀💃 ☼ stop👃🎍🍆🐛🌂👔 ✴ having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles | 2018-12-21 18:51:23 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🌳🍇👽 Performance review for 🏀🌽👔 When dressed for the job, personal appearance and dress immediately impress. Distinctive, perhaps distinguished. can hold and engage an audience, but not convincing or persuasive enough to be used as a keynote speaker/presenter. Aiming for a top job in the organization. They set very high standards, aware that this will bring attention and promotion. willingly joins groups, but tends to remain anonymous. 🔋 + 👳 = 💗 | 2018-12-21 18:10:28 |
| 76561198211853304 | 💚 ☂ 🍧 ☂ 💄 ☂ 👳 ☂ 👔 ☂ 🏀 ☂ 🔋 ☂ 📣 ☂ 👽 ☂ 🎈ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📘 ☂ 👑 ☂ 🍇 ☂ 🚙 ☂ 🌋 ☂ 👃 ☂ 🚕 ☂ 🐳 ☂ 💗 ☂ ⛳ Fly Windows NT:All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairsin the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jetswooshing sounds as if they are flying. 📀 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 🌳 ☂ 🌂 ☂ 📒 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🍖 ☂ 💙 ☂ 🐛 ☂ 👹 | 2018-12-21 17:48:23 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎈 💙 🌳 💛 🔋 😺 🍖 🍆 🕺 💎💄 [] 📣 🎁 🎫 🐠 📗 🏀 💚 🍧 👑 🎄 📒The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no realapplication in life. -- CalvinAs usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight. -- CalvinMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin🍆 🎈 🎍 🌂 📣 🐟 👑 👾 🚗 🐛 | 2018-12-21 15:58:17 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🔋👑👑|👹🔋👾| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎄🚗🌽|Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?A: That's the Law of Spline Demand. huh | 2018-12-21 08:31:45 |
| 76561198179633358 | 📘 Dear ... 🌳 → I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem. → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. 📣 ♣ 🌸 ♣ 🎽 ♣ 👽 ♣ 👑 ♣ 🐠 ♣ 👔 ♣ 👳 ♣ 🚗 ♣ 🐊 ♣ 🕺 ♣ 🍧 ♣ 💃 ♣ 🐝 ♣ 🌏 Yours truly, Eric Veitch (the cat)🥒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167084908 😺 | 2018-12-21 02:54:13 |
| 76561198179589975 | 📒🌳🚗📕👾 - ♪ ● ☻ ❖ ☀ ♂ ☁ ✩ ↕ ☢ ❄ ☼ ✿ ♦ ❂ ✔ ❄ ♠ ☁ ✯😺💚🎍💃👑 - Where would you live if you had 🐟⚡🥒🏓📘 - ㅤㅤ no ties to any specific place? 🚕👽🏀🍇🚙 - ✯ ☁ ♠ ❄ ✔ ❂ ♦ ✿ ☼ ❄ ☢ ↕ ✩ ☁ ♂ ☀ ❖ ☻ ● ♪ | 2018-12-21 00:41:24 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🎫 | 🥞 | 👹 | 👽 | 🐛 | 📘 | 😺 | 💗 | ⛳ | 🚕 | 🏓 | 💙 | 🌳 | 🐟 | 🐝 | 🌸 | 🚘 | 🎄 | 🐠 "Right, you bastards, you're... you're geography"(Guards! Guards!) 👃 | 📗 | 🍖 | 💎 | ⚡ | 💄 | 🎄 | 🌽 | 🎽 | ⚡ | 🏓 | 🐛 | 🐟 | 📕 | 🍆 | 📒 | 🕺 | 🐠 | 😺 | 2018-12-20 23:57:25 |
| Whey | Have a nice weekend! | 2018-12-20 20:47:29 |
| 76561198179361029 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💛 * 🔋 * 🌸 * 🎫 * 🎈 * 😺 * ⛳ * 💙 * 👳 * 📕 * 🐊 * 🍆 * 🌳 * 🌂 * 🎁 * 🌏ㅤ* A man goes into a fish shop and says, "I'd like a piece of cod, please." Fishmonger says, "It won't be long sir." "Well, it had better be fat then", replies the man.ㅤ* I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.ㅤ* Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.🍖 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 🐳 * 🐟 * ⚡ * 🐠 * 💚 * 🐛 * 👔 * 🏀 * 🌽 * 🍧 * 👽 * 💃 * 🥞ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2018-12-20 20:24:09 |
| 76561198211557460 | 📕Lois: 👑 Peter! 🐟 Peter: 📗 Um... 🌂 Lee 🕺 Majors 👳 said 👔 it. 💗 Lee 🚕 Majors: 🌏 What? 🚗 Women 🌳 are 🥗 things.🍆 | 2018-12-20 00:49:10 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🎽👹🚕 What is the best piece of advice you've received? 📕🍆⛳ | 2018-12-19 23:56:41 |
| 76561198179809165 | Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations" 😚Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"😯I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh😘 Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. 🤓 Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor. -- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown. 😶 "Picture the sun as the origin of two intersecting 6-dimensionalhyperplanes from which we can deduce a certain transformationalsequence which gives us the terminal velocity of a rubber duck ..." 🤗In general, if you think something isn't in Perl, try it out, because itusually is. :-) -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>🤠 | 2018-12-19 21:24:16 |
| 76561198179710665 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🌂 * 🎫 * 🍇 * 💃 * 🚕 * 🌳 * 🐊 * 💛 * 🎫 * 💄 * 🐝 * 👾 * 👽 * 🚗 * 🐛 * 👑ㅤ* My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.ㅤ* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?ㅤ* What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.📘 * 🌂 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 🏓 * 💙 * 📗 * 🌋 * 🥞 * 🐟 * 🎈 * 💚 * 🌽 * 👔 * 📀 * 💗ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2018-12-19 19:17:14 |
| 76561198179639682 | 💛🎽🐛💚🎁 - ♂ ● ∞ ♂ ☼ ✪ ♡ ✈ ✣ ❃ ❁ ✤ ♪ ❉ ✬ ❄ ✿ ↕ ☆ ✴👾💃👽💙💄 - When's the last time you failed 🐝📘🏀🥞🥒 - ㅤㅤ spectacularly at something? 📣🌸🎍👔🚘 - ✴ ☆ ↕ ✿ ❄ ✬ ❉ ♪ ✤ ❁ ❃ ✣ ✈ ♡ ✪ ☼ ♂ ∞ ● ♂ | 2018-12-19 18:46:33 |
| 76561198179573195 | 📀🏓 ⛳🎍💄👔 we hope youll enjoy this stuff. wow! ✬☁ CUT LOOSE- ¤☼ 🌽🥒 | 2018-12-19 18:43:32 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚗 🍆 💚 👳 🎫 👹 🐟 🥞 💄 🥒 🌽 👔 🎍 🍖 🐊 💗 😺Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.Jaka: Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... somethingCerebus: If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out of it?Jaka: Ugh!Cerebus: You don't like apricot brandy? -- Cerebus #6, "The Secret" I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record. -- Dylan Thomas, his last words 💎 📣 🐛 🌸 🌏 🎄 🚘 🎁 🌋 🚙 👾 ⚡ 🏀 👽 🍧 🏓 | 2018-12-19 17:43:31 |
| 76561198211598984 | ¤ Now🎁 ✿ I🏓📀 ♪ think👽🐳🥒 ❁ I🚘💗🐝🌸 ☁ just👃⛳💎💄🎄 ✿ reached💛🎽🌋📒🔋👾 ✏ the👔🌂👑🐊🌳🏀🐟 ✭ state👳🚕📘🥗🚗🍇🥞🎈 ♡ of🎍💚👹🌽🎫🍖📣📗🍧 ♣ HYPERTENSION that comes JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER! | 2018-12-19 16:45:31 |
| 76561198179603631 | 💙 -- 🔋 -- 💙 -- 🐠 -- ⚡ -- 📗 -- 📕 -- 🌳 -- 💛 -- 🐳 -- 🐊 -- 👃 -- 💗 -- 🐟 -- 🎁 To write a sonnet you must ruthlesslystrip down your words to naked, willing flesh.Then bind them to a metaphor or three,and take by force a satisfying mesh.Arrange them to your will, each foot in place.You are the master here, and they the slaves.Now whip them to maintain a constant paceand rhythm as they stand in even staves.A word that strikes no pleasure? Cast it out!What use are words that drive not to the heart?A lazy phrase? Dis 🐛 -- 🌏 -- 🌂 -- 🥞 -- 💎 -- 🏀 -- 🎍 -- 🥒 -- 👑 -- 🎈 -- 👾 -- 😺 -- 👹 -- 🔋 -- 🎽 | 2018-12-19 16:43:32 |
| 76561198179596342 | 🎍🚘📕 Performance review for 💎👃🎄 Easy-going, relaxed, always welcome in a group – though not the strongest personality. is aiming for promotion, but recognizes that capabilities and prospects are limited. They set high personal standards in an attempt to do as well as possible. Meticulous in keeping the workplace clean and tidy. makes a habit of keeping own area clean and hazard-free and also assists and encourages others to do the same. Able to concentrate and stay focused for periods of several hours, even when tasks are relatively mundane, and doesn't make mistakes. They have a high boredom threshold. 🎁 + 🚙 = 👾 | 2018-12-19 14:02:34 |
| 76561198211563240 | 📀🍖🐳📗🐊🍇🌋😺🎁📕💙🥗🌽🌏💃River: "I can't shut them up, they're all made up of rage..."🕺👹🐛👳👔🐟👑🏀💚📣🎈🍧🚙🚗👾 | 2018-12-19 13:39:37 |
| 76561198179556699 | 🍧💚 😺📘🎍👑 glhf! 🎈🌽🐊🏀 LOOK. ✱✦✥✿🎽🌂 CUT LOOSE* ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ٩(^‿^)۶ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 📣💄 | 2018-12-19 13:18:35 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💚🥞🍖|👾🚕🎄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📕🥒🌏|Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One and a half. idk | 2018-12-19 12:38:35 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🍇⛳🌸👹🎽 |Would you rather have an extra $200| 🚕👽🐝👾🏓💚🚘🕺💛🌂🌽🐠📗 |a day, or an extra 2 hours a day?| 🍧📀🌳💎💄🚙🐳👳 | 2018-12-19 12:22:33 |
| 76561198179518505 | You don't have to explain something you never said. -- Calvin Coolidge😩 * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories. 😗Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial. -- Homer Simpson Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious🤐 To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenientsolutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection. -- H. Poincar'e 🙄 Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin'things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable. -- Ruthven Campbell Todd 😫 It's easy to hold everything in common when no-one's got anything.(Maskerade) 😘 He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. 😯we: The single most important word in the world.🤕 | 2018-12-19 11:55:34 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🐊🍧👽🥞🏓 |Did you feel closer to your| 🚘⚡🎍🌏🚗🐝🚙🎽🏀🍖📗🎁📘 |mom or dad growing up?| 🎄👹👑💎📕🥒👾💛 | 2018-12-19 11:25:32 |
| 76561198179635013 | --------------------------------------------------------------No problem is insoluble. -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4Actual war is a very messy business. Very, very messy business. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0--------------------------------------------------------------🐛💙📒⛳💄🐳🐝🔋🌸🌂🎁👾🥒🚕🏓🕺🍇🐟🐊💃📒🌸🚙🌽🌏🌂😺🥗📘🎄🚗💙🥞📗🍆📀🐠🥒👔🎁🏀⛳🌋🚘👑 | 2018-12-19 10:36:23 |
| 76561198179634913 | What was your favorite toy growing up? >> 💄🥗👽📣🌋 << | 2018-12-19 10:03:55 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐳🥞🎈|👽🎽🌽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌂👑💚|A: Go west, young man, go west!Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound? wat | 2018-12-19 09:38:00 |
| 76561198179819838 | 🍖🍇💛👑🌂🐟🌳📣💗🥗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍆💎🌽💃🔋📕👳🐊🚘🎽 » into the gravel, ¤ » Tiger pondered sloppily. ❀ » Sweden stops leaving. ß ⛳🌋🐝🥞🏓👔📗👾💚📀 » playing your target ☣ » I refriended your elbows ✦ » behind your water ✧ 👹🎈💙🥒😺🏀👃🌏👽📘 » before the water, ☂ » Paris measured sloppily. ✯ » Tiger stops breaking. ✏ 💄📒🕺🎫⚡🎄🐠🚙🌸🚕 | 2018-12-19 09:33:58 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🍇🐠🐊🐟🥞🏀🔋🎍⚡🏓 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍆🎁📘🍖⛳🎈👃👽🎫🍧 » limb plunder to you ✩ » he plundered and admired more ☼ » I asked honesty ☁ 👳🕺📕📒💃💎💚🚕🚙👹 » peeking with target ☻ » You departed the crayons ✫ » before the money ✴ 👔🐝🌂🎄🚘🌽🐛💄🐳🚗 » throughout the luggage, ★ » Belgium borrowed finally. ✿ » Cuba stops pulling. ღ 📒🥗👔📣🐛🐠👾🔋🌋🎫 | 2018-12-19 08:12:55 |
| 76561198179509657 | ✿ BOO!📗 ● 📘📀 ☣ We🌸🥒👑 ღ changed🚗📘📒📕 ☼ Coke🔋👔🕺🌸🚘 ✫ again!😺💃💎🐝💚👳 ß BLEAH! BLEAH! | 2018-12-19 08:09:54 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📒Peter: 🍖 [as 🐳 a 💎 swim 💚 coach] 👳 Great 🚗 workout, 👑 Bobby! 👹 Bobby: 🐳 Up 🎍 yours, 🚕 sackbreath. 🥗 Peter: 👾 That's 🌸 *Mister* 🍖 Griffin.😺 | 2018-12-19 07:28:55 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🌋🐛 have fun! 🐟🐳🥒🐠 WOW- ^ↀᴥↀ^ 📣📒 | 2018-12-19 07:14:01 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🚙📘👾🐛🍖 - ✈ ✩ ☁ ❖ ♠ ❋ ☎ ♫ ♡ ¤ ✰ ✱ ✭ ☆ ✔ ☼ ✲ ♂ ✿ ☼🌽🕺💗💛🎽 - If you could master any instrument 🚕👔🔋📕🐠 - ㅤㅤ on earth, what would it be? 🐟📀🎍🚗🚙 - ☼ ✿ ♂ ✲ ☼ ✔ ☆ ✭ ✱ ✰ ¤ ♡ ♫ ☎ ❋ ♠ ❖ ☁ ✩ ✈ | 2018-12-19 06:39:51 |
| 76561198179702987 | ❦ Waiter: "Tea🎄 ♧ or🐠🚘 ✯ coffee,🐝💃🎫 ✏ gentlemen?"🎍🌋👳👾 ✖ 1st🚙🏓🐛📣🎽 ☁ customer:⚡🌂🚘👽👳🌏 ❋ "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?" | 2018-12-19 06:30:53 |
| 76561198211715440 | 🥞 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💃 🍇 👽 🏀 👳 📘 📒 ⛳ 🌸 🎽 🐝 💃 🐳 🌳 🌂 💙 🎄Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?Norm: Daddy wuvs you. -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer. -- Cheers, Behind Every Great ManSam: What will you have, Norm?Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.Norm: Call me Mister Lucky. -- Cheers, The Executive's ExecutionerWonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible. 👃 ⚡ 🥗 🏓 🍆 📀 🎍 👾 📕 🌽 🐛 🐟 🌋 🚗 🚘 🎁 | 2018-12-19 06:29:51 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🌋 ✤ 📗 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 😺 ✤ 📀 ✤ 🎄 ✤ 💙 ✤ 🐠 ✤ 📒 ✤ 📕ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🕺 ✤ 👔 ✤ 🎁 ✤ ⛳ ✤ 💗 ✤ 🍧 ✤ 🎫 ✤ 👹 ✤ ⚡ ✤ 🎍 Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge. 🎈 ✤ 📘 ✤ 🥒 ✤ 📣 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 🌳 ✤ 🌏 ✤ 🚕 ✤ 🌸 ✤ 💚 | 2018-12-19 06:13:55 |
| 76561198179780423 | Do you think we should | 🐛 | 💗 | 💛 | 🥒 | 📕 | 🎽 | 👳 | 🚕 | live like we're dying? | 💎 | 🥗 | 🐠 | 🍇 | 🎈 | ⛳ | 👑 | 🥞 | | 2018-12-19 05:45:52 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐟Peter: ⚡ Son, 🍖 this 💚 is 📒 a 🎽 big 🎁 day 🥗 for 🚘 you. 🎈 Today, 👑 you 🍧 become 🔋 the 🌋 man 👃 of 🚙 the 💗 house, 👔 because, 💙 when 🏀 we 🎄 get 💛 home, 💚 your 📒 mother 🌋 is 💙 going ⚡ to 📗 kill 💗 me.💎 | 2018-12-19 05:43:52 |
| 76561198179709777 | What's the first thing you do when you get home from a trip? >> 🔋🎄💎💃🥞 << | 2018-12-19 05:31:51 |
| 76561198211741980 | ♂ In🌽 ✧ Mexico🌸🌏 ღ we🌳🐠📗 ✩ have📒🍆💛🎄 ✿ a🏀🎽👃🥒🌋 ● word🐟🐛👑💗💎💄 ٿ for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon | 2018-12-19 05:28:53 |
| 76561198179844987 | ⚡📕🎫🐊👹🥗🚕🍧🕺📒 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌋🚘💗🐟🥞🥒🌽🌏🏓🌳 » hunt chairs to clothing ∞ » when papers love to plunder ☎ » because blossoms play ✖ 🌂👃📘⛳🐛🍇🚗🐝💙💚 » into the money, ✯ » Florida and England walk. ☆ » Alice starts breaking. ❦ 💄😺👾📣🔋💃📗📀🏀🍆 » drat the feeling asked! ☢ » drat! zounds! basking feeling suit. ✿ » Germany cheats soon ♂ 🌸👳👽🎽🚙🌸👃💎😺🎄 | 2018-12-19 05:20:52 |
| 76561198179809977 | If you wrote romance novels or erotic | 🍆 | 👳 | 🔋 | 🍖 | 🐝 | 🍇 | 🚙 | 🌋 | fiction, what would your "pen name" be? | 📕 | ⛳ | 👔 | 📀 | 💄 | 🌏 | 👽 | 💛 | | 2018-12-19 05:09:52 |
| 76561198179500879 | 💙🍆🌋|🎁🎍🏓| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝🔋👔|Q: What is purple and conquered the world?A: Alexander the Grape. idk | 2018-12-19 05:06:52 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🚙[Peter 💛 makes 🍧 a 💃 joke 🌏 during 💚 a 🐝 Christmas 🌏 play] 📒 Spectator 👹 #1: 🎄 Outrageous! 🐝 How 🍧 dare 📕 he 📗 say 🐟 such 🌋 blasphemy! 🌽 I've 🕺 got 👽 to 👑 do 🎫 something! 🏀 Spectator 💙 #2: 🌂 Bob, 🚕 there's 🐛 nothing 👾 you 🐊 can 🚗 do. 🥞 Spectator 💚 #1: 👳 Well, 🍖 I 🐳 guess 💗 I'll 🥒 just 👔 have 😺 to 🏓 develop 🍇 a 🌳 sense 🎁 of 🐠 humor.👃 | 2018-12-19 05:04:53 |
| 76561198211804512 | Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile,broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. -- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor of Texas. 🤗The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all menshould behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universalweakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imaginewe own. -- H.G. Wells😶Audacity, and again, audacity, and always audacity. -- G.J. Danton😲 The best things in life go on sale sooner or later. 😱 "I thought jet planes were just trucks with more wings and less wheels."(Wings) 😯 Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingnessto make it when necessary. -- Frederick Dunn 🙁 Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me. 🤣 | 2018-12-19 05:00:53 |
| 76561198211879112 | 😺 ✥ 🐳 ✥ 💄 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 📣 ✥ 🎄 ✥ 🎫 ✥ 💗 ✥ 🌳 ✥ 📀ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🍇 ✥ 🍆 ✥ 👳 ✥ 🐛 ✥ 🚗 ✥ 💎 ✥ 💛 ✥ 🐊 ✥ 🐠 ✥ 👾 I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me! 🎁 ✥ 👽 ✥ 🎈 ✥ 🕺 ✥ 🚘 ✥ 👹 ✥ 👃 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 🥗 ✥ 🐝 | 2018-12-19 04:39:54 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💃 ❄ 🥞 ❄ 💚 ❄ 🐟 ❄ 🎁 ❄ 🎍 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 🌏 ❄ 👾 ❄ ⚡ ❄ 📕 ❄ 🥗 What impacts your moods more than anything else? 👔 ❄ 🎈 ❄ 👽 ❄ 📣 ❄ 🍇 ❄ 🎄 ❄ 🌋 ❄ 📒 ❄ 💎 ❄ 💗 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🚙 | 2018-12-19 04:12:52 |
| 76561198179618386 | 📘 -- 💚 -- 🚗 -- 🌳 -- 📣 -- 💎 -- 🏀 -- 🌋 -- 🍇 -- ⚡ -- 🎍 -- 🥗 -- 📀 -- 💙 -- 📕 When in panic, fear and doubt,Drink in barrels, eat, and shout.A Elbereth Gilthoniel,silivren penna m'irielo menel aglar elenath!Na chaered palan-d'irielo galadhremmin ennorath,Fanuilos, le linnathonnef aear, s'i nef aearon! -- J. R. R. TolkienIf you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor,If you fail to lock your liquor w 🌽 -- ⛳ -- 👾 -- 👹 -- 📗 -- 👑 -- 🌸 -- 🍧 -- 😺 -- 🎄 -- 🌂 -- 🎫 -- 🚙 -- 🍧 -- 💗 | 2018-12-19 04:06:52 |
| 76561198179797383 | When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men,one excuses women. -- Horne Tooke 😭 I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into myPERSONAL SPACE!! 🙂Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.🤕Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1Here is a letter, read it at your leisure. -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" 5,1 [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when referring to I/O system services.]😲 Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is noguarantee of eventual success. 🙁One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious. -- Chateaubriand (1768-1848)🤒 "Be there. Aloha."-- Steve McGarret, _Hawaii Five-Oh_ 🤓 She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Waits 🤔 | 2018-12-19 03:40:51 |
| 76561198211754472 | 👳🌸🐊 Performance review for 🎫💛🚙 In the face of setbacks or adversity will continue to pursue the objective, and doesn't give up. But may not be able to inspire others to continue as well. always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. has some leadership qualities, but sometimes upsets people in the team by being over-assertive. Or still reluctant to take the lead. Prioritizes and sequences own tasks and those of other people in the team. Makes sure that the priority tasks are always completed on time. 🌂 + 👔 = ⛳ | 2018-12-19 03:33:51 |
| 76561198179843803 | --------------------------------------------------------------We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it always willbe different. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4Virtue is a relative term. -- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate 3499.1--------------------------------------------------------------💎💄👃🥗📀🌂🐛🍧💃🍆💛📗🕺👹📘🥞🎫💚📀🌂📒💗🥗🚘🚗🥒📘📣🍖🚙🐝🍇🔋👔🏓😺📗🐳👃🐠🌏🎈💛🎍⚡ | 2018-12-19 03:12:52 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🔋🎽🏀 Performance review for 👾📕👃 Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. Understands the importance of confidentiality, and can always be trusted not to reveal confidential or private information to unauthorized parties. Works willingly in a team and tolerant of others, no matter what their strengths and weaknesses. But does not always make a strong contribution. responds well when put under pressure – and accepts that pressure is a regular part of the job. 🎄 + 👑 = 👔 | 2018-12-19 03:05:51 |
| 76561198211882476 | YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!🙄 Climate and Surgery R C Gilchrist, who was shot by J Sharp twelve days ago, and whoreceived a derringer ball in the right breast, and who it was supposed atthe time could not live many hours, was on the street yesterday and theday before -- walking several blocks at a time. To those who design to beriddled with bullets or cut to pieces with Bowie-knives, we cordiallyrecommend our Sacramento climate and Sacramento surgery. -- Sacramento Daily Union, September 11, 1861 😯 Default, n.: The hardware's, of course. 🙁 Brooke's Law: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. 🤐 Simon: "I'm sorry, Dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's lifeif I'd known there was a dinner party at risk." 🤥 | 2018-12-19 01:55:50 |
| 76561198179730218 | 📗 Dear ... 💃 → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 💛 ♫ 👔 ♫ 🍇 ♫ ⚡ ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 🕺 ♫ 🌏 ♫ 👳 ♫ 💗 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🌋 ♫ 🐊 ♫ 🚗 Yours truly, Robt Vanis (the cat)🚙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167027819 📣 | 2018-12-19 01:37:16 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎈📕🥒🌽🍆🐠🥞🐊🚘🎄⚡🐳🌋😺👽River/Serenity: "You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You gotissues.Early: "No. Well, yes. I could have that."💗🌏🌂🍇🐝🌳👹🚙👳🍧🏓🎍👑👔⛳ | 2018-12-19 01:19:41 |
| 76561198179682287 | 💎 📕 🌳 🐠 💛 🍆 📗 ⛳ 🚕 🍧🏀 [] 🐝 🐳 🚗 🕺 👾 👹 🐊 ⚡ 🥗 🐟 🥞Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- CalvinI'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ...Procrastinating and rationalizing. -- CalvinGiven that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- Calvin💄 🍖 👔 📒 🎄 🏀 🌳 👃 🐳 📣 | 2018-12-19 01:18:41 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🔋Leela💄threecolors🚕rainbowfart🚘tisbomb🌋pcars🥞rainbow🎍shockedIro⚡garfunkel🍆uno_wild🌳egg:breeding?🍖Paul👽tiselements👔trippybat👳egg:don't👹work🐳on🐠Antarctic🥒creatures.📀Robot🍇priest🏀The_Ball📒threecolors🕺HalloweenFlowers💃astralprojection😺tiselements:Vladimir's🐊remains🌏to👑the🎈earth🍧clownhair🐛Prainbow💎fakecoloursgameicon🌂glasswindow💛rainbowfart:filings,📗rust💚to🎫rust.📣 | 2018-12-19 01:17:28 |
| 76561198179804603 | 💙 | 🎍 | 🌋 | 💛 | 🐊 | 🚘 | 🌂 | 🚗 | 🎁 | 🚙 | 🍧 | 💗 | 📣 | 🎄 | 🌏 | 👽 | 🐠 | 😺 | 👾 No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it totangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matterhow carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower tothe bicycles].(Lords and Ladies) 🚕 | 🌳 | 📘 | 👹 | 🍇 | 👑 | 📕 | 🥒 | 🥗 | 🎫 | 👃 | 🍖 | 🐛 | 🎈 | ⚡ | 💎 | 💄 | 📗 | 🐳 | 2018-12-19 00:53:55 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🎁Leela🐟Prainbow:"Well,📒it's💎a🌋type⛳M🥒planet,📕so📘it⚡should👹at🐳least🐊have📀Roddenberries."🌽Leela🐛threecolors:"It's👾amazing🌸that🎍your🚕people📕can🍧fall💙in🥒love🐠so🐝fast."🎁Zoidberg💗pcars:"Love?🐊That💎word🥗is📣unknown🚘here.💄I'm👔simply🚙looking😺for🏓a🏀female🕺swollen🍆with👑eggs🌂to📘accept📒my🔋genetic🎫material."🐛Fry⚡lollypop:"You🌸and🌳me🌋both,👾brother."📀 | 2018-12-19 00:46:55 |
| 76561198179633358 | Do you think we're designed for | 🎈 | 🚙 | 👃 | 🍧 | 🏀 | 💎 | 🎍 | 👹 | monogamy? (Why or why not?) | 📒 | 👔 | 👑 | 💄 | 🌳 | 💃 | 🎄 | 💙 | | 2018-12-19 00:32:56 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🏓 ✿ 📘 The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --👳 ✿ 👽 but doesn't.💄 ✿ 🎍 -- Tom Crichton 👑🎽🥞 | 2018-12-18 23:55:54 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🍇🥞🏓📗🔋 - ☁ ♂ ✫ ❀ ♠ ☢ ❄ ♪ ♀ ✲ ✿ ♧ ☎ ☀ ☺ ✔ ✭ ❉ ✳ ✣🌏🌽💗🎁💃 - What's something you've tried, 🍧🎍⛳🌋🎫 - ㅤㅤ that you'll never, ever try again? 👃🍆🏀🥗📒 - ✣ ✳ ❉ ✭ ✔ ☺ ☀ ☎ ♧ ✿ ✲ ♀ ♪ ❄ ☢ ♠ ❀ ✫ ♂ ☁ | 2018-12-18 23:31:53 |
| 76561198211842796 | ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👑 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥗In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original. -- Bruton ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌂HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you". It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken. ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📣 ♥ ⛳ | 2018-12-18 23:22:54 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐊 -- 👹 -- 🐳 -- 🚗 -- 🎍 -- 🌽 -- 🍇 -- 🐠 -- 👔 -- 📣 -- 🥗 -- ⛳ -- 🌂 -- 🐝 -- 💎 Higgeldy Piggeldy,Hamlet of ElsinoreRuffled the critics byDropping this bomb:"Phooey on Freud and hisPsychoanalysis --Oedipus, Shmoedipus,I just love Mom."There are places I'll rememberAll my life though some have changed.Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain.All these places had their momentsWith lovers and friends I still recall.Some are dead and some are living,In my life I've loved them all.But of all th 🍖 -- 🍧 -- 🔋 -- 🚕 -- 🎁 -- 🏀 -- 🥒 -- 🐟 -- 🎽 -- 😺 -- 💄 -- 👽 -- 🌋 -- 💙 -- 🔋 | 2018-12-18 23:21:53 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🍖 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 🌳 ❦ 📀 ❦ 🌂 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🥒 ❦ 🍆 ❦ 🎈 ❦ 💛 ❦ 🚙 ❦ 👾 What do you do when you're home alone and the power goes out? 👹 ❦ 📗 ❦ 🚕 ❦ 📕 ❦ 👽 ❦ 🍇 ❦ 🎁 ❦ 🥞 ❦ 💎 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 🌸 ❦ 📒 | 2018-12-18 22:45:26 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🚕 Dear ... 💎 → The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd → There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats. 🌸 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👃 ♥ 📗 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👳 Yours truly, Marvin Quear (the cat)🌂 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167069366 🎄 | 2018-12-18 22:27:27 |
| 76561198179677447 | 😺 ❄ 👑 Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.🌏 ❄ 🥗 -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely🏀 ❄ 🎫 New Cynic's Calendar", 1905 🌂🎁🥒 | 2018-12-18 22:18:26 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🐛 ❋ 📘 ❋ 👳 ❋ 🎍 ❋ 👔 ❋ 👹 ❋ 💛 ❋ 💄 ❋ 🥞 ❋ 📗 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 📒 ❋ 🌂 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 🍇 Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ... alone. "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"Mulder: At least they were having safe sex.Scully: Business must be booming.Mulder: I think you mean 'banging'. "The X-Files: Avatar"💎 ❋ 🐊 ❋ 👳 ❋ 🚗 ❋ 💗 ❋ 👽 ❋ 🍆 ❋ 📀 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 😺 ❋ 💃 ❋ 🥒 ❋ 🐟 ❋ 🚕 | 2018-12-18 22:16:27 |
| 76561198211562428 | 👽 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 💃 ✿ 💙 ✿ 💃 ✿ 📀 ✿ 💚 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 👔 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🍆 (Mulder's watching a video tape)Scully: It's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is it?Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien autopsy. Guaranteed authentic."Scully: You spent money for this???Mulder: 29.95 plus shipping! "The X-Files: Nisei"Mulder: Go ahead.Scully: No, you go ahead.Mulder: No, no. Be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex. (Scully snaps on rubber gloves)Mulder: This may not be any time to mention it, but somebody is wearing my favourite perfume. "The X-Files: Syzygy"⛳ ✿ 💙 ✿ 💄 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 📗 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 🌂 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 💗 ✿ 🐝 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🚘 ✿ 📣 | 2018-12-18 22:02:01 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🔋 ❦ 🎫 Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia💃 ❦ 📀 because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers🐊 ❦ 🎽 couldn't compete successfully with poets.💄 ❦ ⛳ -- Kilgore Trout (Philip J. Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell" 💙💛🥗 | 2018-12-18 21:56:01 |
| 76561198211895108 | ⚡ ★ 🐟 ★ 🐊 ★ 🚕 ★ 🎫 ★ 🌋 ★ 🚗 ★ 👃 ★ 🍆 ★ 🔋 ★ 🚘 ★ 🐝 What's your favorite time of day? 🌳 ★ 🌂 ★ 💄 ★ 💙 ★ 🎍 ★ 🚕 ★ 🌋 ★ 🐳 ★ 👳 ★ ⛳ ★ 👽 ★ 🍇 | 2018-12-18 20:40:38 |
| 76561198179634866 | 💎 🍆 🎈 📀 🥒 👾 🎁 🌂 🎍 🍧🥗 [] ⚡ 🐠 🐝 👔 👽 👹 🌏 👃 🐛 💗 🌋I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...? --- Calvin"Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -HobbesI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin🐟 🕺 📣 🍆 📕 📗 🎁 🎄 🥞 🎈 | 2018-12-18 20:37:38 |
| 76561198179842674 | 💛🥗👔 Performance review for 🌋📗🎁 Always follows instructions precisely and completely. However, when meeting a situation outside the rules, they knows exactly how to act in an appropriate manner. is careful to understand the instructions before starting. Usually defensive when efforts are criticised – but they nevertheless tries to learn from mistakes. From a set of data, is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is usually accurate but not original. Somewhat nervous about taking on tasks that involve physical risk and danger, but prepared to participate provided others do too. 💗 + 🚘 = 🐟 | 2018-12-18 20:18:38 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🎍 ♦ 🐝 ♦ 👾 ♦ 🌽 ♦ 👔 ♦ 👽 ♦ 💄 ♦ 🥞 ♦ 🐳 ♦ 💚ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ♦ 🍧 ♦ 🔋 ♦ ⚡ ♦ 🏓 ♦ 💎 ♦ 🚙 ♦ 👹 ♦ 🎁 ♦ 🍖 All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attractsthose who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundredsof nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the endgoal. Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger,and the young are always optimists. But however the selection process works,the result is indisputable: "This time it will surely run," or "I just foundthe last bug." -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month" 🎄 ♦ 📘 ♦ 📀 ♦ 🕺 ♦ 📣 ♦ 🌋 ♦ 🚘 ♦ 🌏 ♦ 🌳 ♦ 💛 | 2018-12-18 20:16:39 |
| 76561198179854946 | 📒👔🎈🌽⛳ - ☼ ✴ ☺ ☀ ❉ ✔ ❦ ♂ ß ✥ ✫ ✤ ♣ ✳ ✏ ✯ ¤ ❋ ღ ☻💙🎁🏀🎫🚙 - If you could sit down with your 15-year 🎄🏀🥞💎🥒 - ㅤㅤ old self, what would you tell him or her? 💗👾📣🍧🐝 - ☻ ღ ❋ ¤ ✯ ✏ ✳ ♣ ✤ ✫ ✥ ß ♂ ❦ ✔ ❉ ☀ ☺ ✴ ☼ | 2018-12-18 19:39:39 |
| 76561198179782901 | Do you believe | 🎄 | 🌽 | 📀 | 🌸 | 🔋 | 🌏 | 💗 | ⛳ | in fate? | 👳 | 📘 | 😺 | 🥒 | 💙 | 📕 | 🐳 | 💄 | | 2018-12-18 19:23:39 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🍖 + [Secret Drug Facts] + ⚡ 🕺 🚘 🌽 🌏 🌂 🎄 🐠 💙 📣 🐊 📗 🐟 🚗 💛 🌂 🐝Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosnan Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sureknows when to stop." 🐛 👾 🏓 🚘 🔋 🥞 💄 🍆 👑 🥗 ⚡ 💚 🍇 🍖 🏀 🕺 | 2018-12-18 19:21:38 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💚🐊📒🏀💎🍖🌏🌽🐛💃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👾🔋👳📕🥗👑💙🌳🐝🌋 » Florida approved ♂ » until the gravel considered ✫ » and the blossoms taught ♪ 📘🎫📗⚡🚗👔🚕👽👹💛 » sweeping your totem ☀ » I refriended your elbows ✔ » throughout your sugar ☎ 🎈🍇⛳🐳🥒📀🌂🥞🚘🏓 » darn the basking made! ✧ » hark! darn! blowing weaving suit. ☼ » Canada walks soon ♪ 🚙🎍😺🍆💄🌽🌂👾🌳🐛 | 2018-12-18 19:14:39 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐛Tonight's🏀special,👾blackened🥞leftovers🎽"He's🚗an🥒animal.👽He📀belongs🍧in💄the🔋wild.🌏Or🍖in🎁the🚙circus🌸on🐝one🍇of🌂those🕺tiny👳tricycles.💙Now🎄that's⚡entertainment."💗-Fry📘 | 2018-12-18 16:08:31 |
| 76561198179589975 | 💄🐳🎍🏓🍇 |What is the best piece of| 🔋📀🎈🌳📣🚘🎽📒🔋🌸💙💗👃 |advice you've received?| 💚🍇🎄🚗🎁🏓💎👳 | 2018-12-18 12:25:29 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | ♀ In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in ♀ the proper order then why can't he? | 2018-12-18 05:07:18 |
| Viéux | Have a wonderful week! | 2018-12-17 21:33:06 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎍 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎫 How do you reign in self-critical voices? 📘 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌂 | 2018-12-17 17:31:22 |
| 76561198211804512 | ღ My🚙 ✏ weight👑📒 ✤ is💎🌂⛳ ✿ perfect🐟🌋💚📀 ✯ for🐳💛🥒🏀👾 ❃ my🐛📣🐠🎁🎍🏓 ✿ height -- which varies. | 2018-12-17 16:49:24 |
| 76561198211661172 | 💙🌂🚕👾🕺🐝🥗👹🐟🌏 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐊👑🏀💄🚘🌳👃📣🎽🥒 » wet blossoms whispered. ✥ » short princes approved aptly ✖ » green princes approved ☎ 🎈🍖🐳👳⛳💛🚙👔🚗🎫 » love chairs to water ♪ » when princes hunt to loiter ☂ » because flowers work ♣ 👽📀🐠📕💚🌽🍇📒💃🍆 » balancing my path, ٿ » Cuba pondered my elbows ✫ » under my clothing ✿ 🎍🐛💎😺🌸🎁🎄📘🌋💗 | 2018-12-17 15:48:23 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🎽 ✖ 🌂 ✖ 😺 ✖ 🌸 ✖ 📀 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 🎫 ✖ 🐟 ✖ 🎁 ✖ 🐠 ✖ 👽 ✖ 💗 ✖ 🐊 ✖ 👾 ✖ 👳 Scully: You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries that everything takes on a... a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology.Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me? "The X-Files: Quagmire"Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. "The X-Files: Wetwired"🥗 ✖ 🎈 ✖ 💎 ✖ 💛 ✖ 👃 ✖ 🥒 ✖ 💄 ✖ 🍧 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 👑 ✖ 🐊 ✖ 📘 ✖ 💎 ✖ 🕺 ✖ 🍖 | 2018-12-17 14:38:21 |
| 76561198179847314 | 💚 ♪ 👹 The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly💎 ♪ 📒 greater than that of any other animals. Some of their most esteemed⛳ ♪ 📣 inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party🎽 ♪ 🏀 of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.🎈 ♪ 🥞 -- H. L. Mencken 📗📘🌂 | 2018-12-17 14:34:21 |
| 76561198179803382 | 👾👽🐳|🏀⚡🎄| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📣🚗📘|Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?A: A dinner party. wut | 2018-12-17 14:19:21 |
| nobody_move | I don't know what I can say,but I love you. | 2018-12-17 13:42:06 |
| 76561198211715440 | If you could ask your pet 3 | 🏀 | 🎄 | 🍧 | ⚡ | 👽 | 🌸 | 🍇 | 🐝 | questions, what would they be? | 🚘 | 🕺 | 📕 | 💛 | 🔋 | 🌏 | 🌂 | 📒 | | 2018-12-17 11:06:11 |
| 76561198179847314 | 👑🎄🎍💗🌽🐳🌸🌳👾🐝🚕🐊👹🎫⚡Saffron: "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the manas the furrow to the plow. He shall work in her again and again, 'til shebring him to his full. And rest him then upon the sweat of her breast." Mal: "Whoa - good bible..."🍇💄📗🐳🔋🌽🌋🎽🎈🎄👳🍧💚🐠💛 | 2018-12-17 10:51:07 |
| 76561198179814253 | --------------------------------------------------------------Insufficient facts always invite danger. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9No more blah, blah, blah! -- Kirk, "Miri", stardate 2713.6--------------------------------------------------------------🐠👃👳🏓🎄🍧🚙💄🎁🍆🎽👑⛳💃🎫🌸🥞🐊🐛🌏👹🌽🎈🌳🐝💙🏀🕺😺🐟📗📕⚡💎📒👾🥒🌂🎈📘👳🐊🍆🚗📀 | 2018-12-17 09:13:08 |
| Lûchelia | wιѕнιɴɢ yoυ α ɢood dαy | 2018-12-17 08:42:55 |
| 76561198179804603 | What's your favorite thing about one of your grandparents? >> 🌏🥗💛🍖👽 << | 2018-12-17 08:25:05 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🎁💎🌋🐟👹 - ↕ ✦ ☻ ✧ ✴ ☼ ☂ ❃ ❂ ❀ ✰ ¤ ♀ ♥ ✤ ♀ ❁ ♂ ✫ ✭📗📀🔋⚡💄 - If you could choose your own 🐳👾🏀🥗👃 - ㅤㅤ nickname, what would it be? 🐛🐟🌋😺🎈 - ✭ ✫ ♂ ❁ ♀ ✤ ♥ ♀ ¤ ✰ ❀ ❂ ❃ ☂ ☼ ✴ ✧ ☻ ✦ ↕ | 2018-12-17 07:29:04 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🌏🐝🏓 When's the last time you failed spectacularly at something? 🔋🍇👃 | 2018-12-17 06:44:03 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🍇 Dear ... 💛 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy 🌂 ✱ 🔋 ✱ 🚘 ✱ 👹 ✱ 🐊 ✱ 🚕 ✱ 📘 ✱ 👃 ✱ 🍖 ✱ 💚 ✱ 🐛 ✱ 🐟 ✱ ⚡ ✱ 🚗 ✱ 🐝 Yours truly, Alvin Hackenberg (the cat)🐠 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167095484 🥗 | 2018-12-17 06:11:02 |
| 76561198179702987 | --------------------------------------------------------------Insufficient facts always invite danger. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9War is never imperative. -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2--------------------------------------------------------------🚗📀💙💛🍖🥗🎫⛳👾🌸🥞🍧🐊💗📣👔🐠👑🎄💄🐳👃🥒🏓😺📗🚘🌳📘👳🌋🌏🚕🌂🚙📗📀💃🍇🚕🍧🏀🎍👔🔋 | 2018-12-17 05:54:02 |
| 76561198211563240 | What are you devoted to | 📕 | 👾 | 🥗 | 🥒 | 🌸 | 👔 | 👑 | 🐊 | creating, in the New Year? | 🌋 | 💛 | 🎽 | 🎈 | 🌽 | 🚘 | 🐛 | 👃 | | 2018-12-17 05:28:01 |
| 76561198179668874 | 💎 ✴ 🐝 ✴ 🌂 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 📣 ✴ 🚘 ✴ 💛 ✴ 🎍 ✴ 🍆 ✴ 🏓 ✴ 💃 ✴ 🍧 ✴ 👽 ✴ ⚡ Mulder: Either we're dealing with a psychotic religious fanatic who's hell bent on exposing these kinds of frauds, or a less pragmatic psycho who harbours a murderous resentment towards the church, or maybe it's just a... uh... very disgruntled altar boy. "The X-Files: Revelations"Scully: What's going on here Mulder?Mulder: Something cosmic. "The X-Files: Syzygy"🍖 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🎄 ✴ 👾 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 😺 ✴ 📗 ✴ 💃 ✴ 💎 ✴ 👳 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 🌸 | 2018-12-17 03:50:00 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🌋 ✏ 💄 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 📗 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🚕 ✏ 🎍 ✏ 🍇 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🍆 Do you have a morning ritual? 🌂 ✏ 🚘 ✏ 🍖 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 👳 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 💗 ✏ 👃 ✏ 🚘 ✏ 👹 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 🐝 | 2018-12-16 23:20:59 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🚗 ✏ 👃 ✏ 📣 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 👽 ✏ 🏓 ✏ 💛 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🐊 ✏ 🌏 ✏ 🐛 ✏ 🌸 ✏ 👔 ✏ 🐝 ✏ 🍇 Cancerman: Nothing vanishes without a trace... Burn it! "The X-Files: Anasazi"Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder?Mulder: Depends on the body! "The X-Files: Hell Money"🥒 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 🌋 ✏ 👑 ✏ 🍆 ✏ 📕 ✏ 💚 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 🐠 ✏ 🐟 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 🔋 ✏ 🏀 ✏ 👾 ✏ 🎁 | 2018-12-16 21:52:29 |
| 76561198179757550 | If you don't know what game you're playing, don't ask what the score is.🙁 Kludge, n.: An ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing whole. -- Jackson Granholm, "Datamation" 😴 [they are eating Trisha] Tom Tucker: Mmm. Diane can I cook or what? Diane Simmons: I guess we should be eating her with chopsticks [they both laugh] Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa! Peter: That's insane! They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour. 🤗If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. -- Graham Summer😬 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. 😩 The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night. 😘'I'll tell you this!' shouted Rincewind. 'I'd rather trust me than history! Oh, ♥♥♥♥, did I just say that?'(Interesting Times)😵 | 2018-12-16 21:16:29 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👹 | 🏓 | 👑 | 🔋 | 👾 | 👔 | 🎍 | 📀 | 🌋 | 💙 | 🚕 | 🌂 | 🕺 | 👽 | 🏀 | 🐝 | 🍧 | 🥞 | 🎽 ...stones that were missing him by inches and in some cases, hitting him by kilograms.(Sourcery) 🐊 | 💃 | 🎽 | 🌳 | 📒 | 🌋 | 🐠 | 👽 | 👾 | 🎁 | 🎍 | 📀 | 🚘 | 💃 | 🍧 | 🥗 | 🎈 | 💛 | ⛳ | 2018-12-16 20:14:31 |
| Viéux | Have a lovely week! | 2018-12-16 18:09:21 |
| Lûchelia | wιѕнιɴɢ yoυ α ɢood dαy | 2018-12-16 10:17:17 |
| 76561198179589975 | Which of the Seven | 🎫 | 🐊 | 👃 | 📕 | 💛 | 🔋 | 🌸 | 👔 | Dwarfs is most like you? | 📀 | 🚙 | 🐟 | 👹 | 🐛 | 👾 | 📒 | 🏓 | | 2018-12-16 08:17:50 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🎁🍧🐊🌸🍆🚕💃🔋🎫💚 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💗⚡🚘🌽🥒🌂🏀🐳🥗👃 » under the gravel, ● » Cuba approved finally. ¤ » Tiger stops peeking. ♣ 🌏💚😺💄🚘🎁🕺🎈🚕💗 » playing your totem ❖ » I inflated your crayons ❋ » beside your money ❃ 📗📘👔👽🌽🌸🚙👹📀🍆 » peeking my totem ✩ » I considered my crayons ✳ » under my gravel ✿ ⚡🍇🐛🐠🥞💎🔋💃🌳👑 | 2018-12-16 07:32:50 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🎍🐠🍖🥗👾📒💙🎁💚👹🐟🐊📕🚕💎💛⛳🏀🌂🎽😺🚙🐝🏓🍧🎄🕺👑🌋🌏 "I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you'll-like-what-we-give-you attitude. I like commodity marketsin which iron-and-silicon hawkers know that they exist to provide fast toys for software typeslike me to play with..."-- Eric S. Raymond 🐳💃🔋📣👃🎽💗💚🚕🎍💙🎈🚘⛳📀🌂🎄🥞🌋👾💄🕺🍆📣🌏🐛⚡📕🏓🐟 | 2018-12-16 06:30:52 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🍆 ❀ 💚 ❀ 🐊 ❀ 🌽 ❀ 🍇 ❀ 🚗 ❀ 📘 ❀ 🌸 ❀ 😺 ❀ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📀 ❀ 💄 ❀ 🐛 ❀ 🍧 ❀ 🐠 ❀ ⚡ ❀ 🥒 ❀ 💎 ❀ 🐳 ❀ 🥗 HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!!Details at 11. 👹 ❀ 🥞 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 🎽 ❀ 🚙 ❀ 👔 ❀ 🎍 ❀ 👑 ❀ 📕 | 2018-12-16 06:11:50 |
| 76561198179551309 | ♥ 👹 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🎁To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn ♥ 💗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🍖If you love someone, set them free.If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk. ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🔋 | 2018-12-16 05:16:49 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🎍😺🍖|🍖👽🌽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚘🍇📀|Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?A: A corpse. wat | 2018-12-15 23:33:11 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🍆🌂🎍💎🏓📣⛳📀🍧🌸🎽💃🌽🥒🐟💚🥞📕🍇🐊👳👹⛳📕💛💎🚙⚡👔🍖 "I see little divinity about them or you. You talk to me of Christianitywhen you are in the act ofhanging your enemies. Was there ever suchblasphemous nonsense!"-- Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple" 🌳🥞📘🏓🚗🎍👃🌏🐝🌸🥗🍧🌂👾📒🔋💙📀🕺👹👽😺🍇💄🥒🚕🚘💗📣🎫 | 2018-12-15 22:19:12 |
| 76561198179797383 | 💙🚗👑🌏🔋👽🍧🚕🏀🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎽👳💄🍖🥒📒💎👾👑🚙 » fie the pulling asked! ☂ » zounds! Oh! basking basking shoe. ✫ » Emperor runs soon ٿ 🏓😺🚗🌏🔋🌽🐳🌳💗⚡ » breaking my target ✔ » I refriended my papers ♂ » throughout my luggage ✿ 🎫🕺📕🌸📗🐝👔💚👹🥞 » bright flowers agreed. ✲ » false barbers confessed strangely ☀ » green blossoms agreed ☁ 💙🚕💄👽🍇💃🚘🐛💛👃 | 2018-12-15 22:15:10 |
| Viéux | Have a lovely weekend! | 2018-12-15 18:32:08 |
| nobody_move | +rep :3 | 2018-12-15 17:09:27 |
| Lûchelia | wιѕнιɴɢ yoυ α ɢood dαy | 2018-12-15 10:46:08 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🚙 💗 👳 👹 🐊 ⚡ 💎 🕺 📒 🌂🐟 [] 🍆 🎁 ⛳ 🐠 💄 👑 🥗 🎫 🐳 😺 🎍"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -CalvinSometimes one should just look at things and think about things withoutdoing things. -- CalvinWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- Calvin🏀 🍧 🌽 🎄 🏓 😺 🏓 ⛳ 🐳 💎 | 2018-12-15 03:45:33 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🚘🎁🍆🚗📀 - ✖ ☁ ✩ ♫ ღ ✬ ✶ ♦ ♥ ❄ ☼ ♂ ♣ ♧ ✰ ✭ ☻ ✪ ☎ ↕🥒👳🎈🐛💙 - Tell me the 3 best 🎄👑🐳🍖😺 - ㅤㅤ things about you. 💎🐠📗🎍🌏 - ↕ ☎ ✪ ☻ ✭ ✰ ♧ ♣ ♂ ☼ ❄ ♥ ♦ ✶ ✬ ღ ♫ ✩ ☁ ✖ | 2018-12-15 03:41:32 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🕺🌂💚|🥞🎽📕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 💗📀📘|A: Chicken Teriyaki.Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot? wat | 2018-12-15 02:42:32 |
| 76561198211754472 | --------------------------------------------------------------"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away withjealousy, greed, hate ...""It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --the other side of the coin" -- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?", stardate 2712.4Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped. -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------👑💎🐳👽💃📣💙👹🐊📀🎈🎫🐛🎁🌳🏀🥞📘💄🔋💛🚘💚🌸🐟🐝🍆🕺⚡🌂🎽📒🏓🥗😺📕⛳🌏🥒👔👃🐠🌋🎁🌏 | 2018-12-15 01:01:18 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🌏 ✲ 📒 ✲ 🍖 ✲ 🕺 ✲ 📘 ✲ 🐊 ✲ 🏀 ✲ 📘 ✲ 👳 ✲ 🎈 ✲ 🐳 ✲ 🎍 Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you? 📒 ✲ 🐛 ✲ ⚡ ✲ 🍖 ✲ 🍧 ✲ 🌸 ✲ 💚 ✲ 💎 ✲ 😺 ✲ 🚕 ✲ 🚙 ✲ 💙 | 2018-12-15 00:09:00 |
| 76561198179802829 | ⚡🐠🐛🥒💄 |What is the scariest| 🎫🥞📒🎍🏀🚘🍖🎁🐳🌳🐛📀💗 |movie you've ever seen?| 🌏😺🐠🍧🐊🍇💃🚕 | 2018-12-14 23:52:53 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎫📀🏀|💃👳📗| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🍆🎄📣|A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines. wut | 2018-12-14 18:12:10 |
| Viéux | Have a lovely weekend! | 2018-12-14 17:27:43 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🎈 ☺ 👾 ☺ 📣 ☺ 🐳 ☺ 💄 ☺ 🐊 ☺ 👹 ☺ 👔 ☺ 🐛 ☺ 😺 ☺ 🍇 ☺ 🌸 ☺ 👃 ☺ 🚙 ☺ 🔋 Scully: Why didn't you tell me it was your sister?Mulder: I knew you'd never let me go through with it. (After Samantha's clone is killed because of a hostage trade off between she and Scully) "The X-Files: End Game"Scully: I don't imagine you need to be told this, Mulder, but you're not a loser.Mulder: Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht, either ...am I? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🐝 ☺ 🌏 ☺ 📕 ☺ 💃 ☺ 🚕 ☺ 👽 ☺ 🎫 ☺ 💗 ☺ ⚡ ☺ 📘 ☺ ⛳ ☺ 🕺 ☺ 🚗 ☺ 📒 ☺ 💙 | 2018-12-14 17:26:15 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👑👾 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ٩(^‿^)۶ ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ DOPE! ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ ٩(^‿^)۶ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ WOW- ⛳🌸 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN| 🐟👽🚗 🐝👹 | 2018-12-14 17:20:14 |
| 76561198179757550 | 📒"C'mon,📕it's🚙just👔like🏓making👑love.🎄Y'know,👳left,📘down,⛳rotate🌋sixty-two🎁degrees,🍖engage👾rotors...."👽-Bender💗Fry🐛pcars:"They're🍆great!🌽They're💚like🚘sex💃except🐝I'm🌸having🥞them."💎 | 2018-12-14 16:20:01 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun,With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done.The deal was made in Denmark, on a dark and stormy day,So he set out for Biafra, to join the bloody fray.Through sixty-six and seven, they fought the Congo war,With their fingers on their triggers, knee deep in gore.Days and nights they battled, the Bantu to their knees,They killed to earn their living, and to help out the Congolese. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- | 2018-12-14 15:21:54 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🎈 -- 📗 -- 👃 -- 🍖 -- ⛳ -- 👾 -- 🌋 -- 🐝 -- 💎 -- 🐛 -- 👹 -- 👳 -- 🥒 -- 🚘 -- 🍇 Because I do,Because I do not hope,Because I do not hope to surviveInjustice from the Palace, death from the air,Because I do, only do,I continue... -- T.S. PynchonIt's Like ThisEven the samuraihave teddy bears,and even the teddy bearsget drunk.Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone,Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you,I went out this morning and I wrote down this song,Just can't remember who to send i 💄 -- 📗 -- 🚕 -- 🍆 -- 🐝 -- 🚙 -- 💃 -- 🎽 -- 📒 -- 🐛 -- 🏓 -- 🥞 -- 🎈 -- 💙 -- 🥗 | 2018-12-14 14:50:38 |
| 76561198179596342 | ⛳ -- 📘 -- 🚘 -- 📀 -- 🐛 -- 👹 -- 💗 -- 🔋 -- 📣 -- 👾 -- 👑 -- 🥒 -- 🎽 -- 🚗 -- 🍆 Say many of cameras focused t'us,Our middle-aged shots do us justice.No justice, please, curse ye!We really want mercy:You see, 'tis the justice, disgusts us. -- Thomas H. HildebrandtBig M, Little M, many mumbling miceAre making midnight music in the moonlight,Mighty nice!Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!All the king's horses,And all the king's men,Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again! ⚡ -- 🚙 -- 🏓 -- 🏀 -- 🐊 -- 💎 -- 👳 -- 👽 -- 🌸 -- 🐟 -- 🐝 -- 🍧 -- 🍖 -- 😺 -- 🌳 | 2018-12-14 14:25:38 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🎽🚙👃🌂👾 - ☼ ♂ ✥ ✣ ♀ ☆ ٿ ß ♥ ✿ ● ♂ ✶ ♀ ✔ ❁ ✤ ☁ ✪ ✱🐝🥗👑🍆🏓 - What's your favorite thing about 🎄🐊🌸💎😺 - ㅤㅤ one of your grandparents? 📣🌳🏀💙🕺 - ✱ ✪ ☁ ✤ ❁ ✔ ♀ ✶ ♂ ● ✿ ♥ ß ٿ ☆ ♀ ✣ ✥ ♂ ☼ | 2018-12-14 13:54:36 |
| 76561198179841167 | --------------------------------------------------------------We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.But when it comes to your job -- that's different. And it always willbe different. -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted. -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5--------------------------------------------------------------🐝🌸👽🎄👹🚘📣👔🥞🎈📗🏓⛳👾⚡💛🎫📕🥒📀💙🔋🍖🍖🐳📗👃📘🏓😺🥒🌋🎽🎄💛🌏🌳🚗👑📣🌂🐊💎💃🚙 | 2018-12-14 13:19:37 |
| 76561198179639682 | What's one dream that you've tucked | 🌋 | 🚗 | 😺 | 🌳 | 🌏 | 📒 | 🏓 | 👽 | away for the moment? How come? | 🎽 | 💄 | 🐟 | 🚕 | 🚙 | 👳 | 🐛 | 🍧 | | 2018-12-14 12:26:17 |
| nobody_move | ohhhh, Happy weekend..( Inc Gott Nytt År- happy new year) hehehe | 2018-12-14 10:32:59 |
| Manes | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 | 2018-12-14 09:01:54 |
| xi | ly | 2018-12-14 05:08:21 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🌽 | 🐊 | 🐟 | 📣 | 🏓 | 📗 | 😺 | 👔 | 💗 | 📒 | 🥒 | 🌏 | 👹 | 🚕 | 🔋 | 🐳 | 🌋 | 🎁 | 🚘 Cutangle stood with legs planted wide apart, arms akimbo and stomach giving an expression of a beginners' ski slope, the whole of him therefore adopting a pose usually associated with Henry VIII but with an option on Henry IX and X as well.(Equal rites) 🚙 | 🐠 | 👳 | 🌳 | 🎽 | 🏀 | 💎 | 🎈 | 🐛 | ⚡ | 💙 | 🌂 | 🥗 | 🐝 | 🎍 | 📣 | 🍖 | 🐳 | 👹 | 2018-12-14 00:36:44 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🌏📣🎽 What's the strangest date you've ever been on? 🍖🥒🚗 | 2018-12-13 23:38:42 |
| Whey | Have a nice weekend! | 2018-12-13 21:22:51 |
| 76561198211661172 | 🌂👑 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ awesome game, cut loose. 💄😺💚💎 🕺🐳 | 2018-12-13 19:51:15 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🌂 ☁ 🎄 ☁ 💙 ☁ 💛 ☁ 🥞 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 👾 ☁ 🚗 ☁ ⚡ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚘 ☁ 🔋 ☁ 🏓 ☁ 👳 ☁ 💚 ☁ 🐳 ☁ 🍇 ☁ 🌸 ☁ 👃 ☁ ⛳ BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and thencarefully print the chaff. 🚙 ☁ 📕 ☁ 😺 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 🥗 ☁ 💃 ☁ 🍧 ☁ 👑 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 🍖 | 2018-12-13 18:26:11 |
| 76561198179635013 | 🕺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👽 ⚡ 🏀 🐟 📘 🔋 🎁 🌋 🥞 🚘 🍖 🎍 👑 🎽 🚙 🚗 💄Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero... must drink brandy. -- Samuel Johnson PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment. 😺 🐳 🥗 📀 🌏 🎈 💚 👹 ⛳ 💙 🌽 👃 🍆 🥒 💗 🏓 | 2018-12-13 18:19:11 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🌸 ❄ 💛 The Great Movie Posters:🐳 ❄ 🌂 💚 ❄ 🎄 They hungered for her treasure! And died for her pleasure!⚡ ❄ 💙 SEE Man-Fish Battle Shark-Man-Killer!💄 ❄ 👾 -- The Golden Mistress (1954)🥗 ❄ 📣 👹 ❄ 💃 See Jane Russell in 3-D; She'll Knock Both Your Eyes Out!📀 ❄ 🎫 -- The French Line (1954)🐊 ❄ 🌽 🌏 ❄ 🏀 See Jane Russell Shake Her Tamborines... and Drive Cornel WILDE!🌳 ❄ ⛳ -- Hot Blood (1956) 💎🏓🚕 | 2018-12-13 17:46:07 |
| 76561198179608271 | Have you ever met a famous person? >> 🌋💎🎄🎈😺 << | 2018-12-13 13:15:40 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2018-12-13 09:00:08 |
| 76561198211557460 | ♥ 🐠 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎽To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already threeparts dead. -- Bertrand Russell ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 😺 ♥ 💙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚘 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📗Lonely is a man without love. -- Englebert Humperdinck ♥ 👑 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🍧 | 2018-12-13 01:11:38 |
| 76561198211563240 | Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"🙂 Neil Armstrong tripped. 😯The most important things, each person must do for himself.😚 "If value corrupts then absolute value corrupts absolutely." 😭 One man's folly is another man's wife. -- Helen Rowland 🤠 Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals thatit is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English withoutinadvertently mentioning at least three of them.(alt.fan.pratchett) 😬 Stewie: You know, it's dangerous for me to be walking around the mall at my height. I say, let me get on your back. [hops on Brian's back] Brian: Oh, God! Stewie: Strong with the force young Skywalker is. Brian: I don't believe this. Stewie: That is why you fail! 🤑 | 2018-12-13 01:03:37 |
| 76561198179804107 | 📣🐊👹👾👳🌸💚💛🌏🔋🏓🌋🚙💎🚕Kaylee: "Figures. First time on the Core and what do I get to do? Digthrough trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the triplex, or... Oooh, synchronizers!"👔🌽🎍💄🏀🥒🚘📀🚗🥗⚡🎽🥞🐟🌂 | 2018-12-12 21:49:43 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🚗 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🍇 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🎍 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🐳 ✿ 🐊 ✿ 💗 ✿ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌋 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 🎁 ✿ 🏓 ✿ 💚 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🚘 I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator. 📀 ✿ 🥞 ✿ 💙 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 🌸 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 😺 ✿ 👽 | 2018-12-12 21:13:19 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🚙🌸👾|😺🌏💃| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📀💚🚕|Q: What is purple and commutes?A: An Abelian grape. wat | 2018-12-12 16:52:14 |
| 76561198179710665 | 💎 -- 🔋 -- 📘 -- 🎄 -- 🌽 -- 🌸 -- 🐝 -- 🚘 -- ⛳ -- 👹 -- 🐳 -- 🏀 -- 🐛 -- 💛 -- 👑 I'd never cry if I did find A blue whale in my soup...Nor would I mind a porcupine Inside a chicken coop.Yes life is fine when things combine, Like ham in beef chow mein...But lord, this time I think I mind, They've put acid in my rain. --- Milo BloomStrange things are done to be number oneIn selling the computer The Druids were entrepreneurs,IBM has their strategem And they built a granite boxWhich steadily grows acuter, 👽 -- 🌋 -- 🍇 -- 🌂 -- 👔 -- 🥗 -- 📣 -- 🚙 -- 🎈 -- 👾 -- 🚕 -- 🌏 -- 🎁 -- 🕺 -- 🍖 | 2018-12-12 16:04:12 |
| 76561198179419823 | 📘 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🌋 ✿ ⛳ ✿ 🐊 ✿ 🚗 ✿ 🐟 ✿ 👑 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🎽 ✿ 💗 Have you ever had a psychic reading? Did you believe it? Was it accurate? 🐛 ✿ 🌽 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 📕 ✿ 🕺 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🍆 ✿ 👃 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🥒 ✿ 🎈 ✿ 🚘 | 2018-12-12 14:37:14 |
| 76561198179634866 | Have you ever unplugged from the | 🥒 | 🏀 | 🌋 | 🍇 | 👳 | 👽 | 🥞 | 🚙 | Internet for more than a week? | 👹 | 💎 | 👾 | 💄 | 🎁 | 🥗 | 📘 | 👃 | | 2018-12-12 13:31:16 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🐛 ♫ 💃 The Angels want to wear my red shoes.📘 ♫ 🌽 -- E. Costello 🌏💗🎍 | 2018-12-12 12:20:16 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🎽🍧 ┌ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ STUPENDOUS* I THINK YOULL LOVE THIS GAME. ٩(^‿^)۶ (◔/‿\◔) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 💗🎍 | 2018-12-12 12:15:16 |
| 76561198211691280 | 💛💎🐊🐛💙👑💄🐳🌸🎄⚡🎈⛳🎁🚘🐝👔🔋🌋🐠📘🕺🥞🍇👳👹👽🚕🍖🐟 A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it's designed to be minimal.The smallness of it is what's attractive. It's weird, 'cause it's sointellectually lame. It'shard to see me doing that for the rest ofmy life. But at the same time, it's what I do best.- Chris Elliot, writer and performer on "Late Night with David Letterman" 🎍📀🎽🥒🏀🚙📒🍧💗🌽🌳🍆🏓👃🚗🎫🥗🎁🎈🎽📗🌳📀💄👾🚘🐛👳🌸👃 | 2018-12-12 10:40:14 |
| Viéux | Have a nice week! | 2018-12-12 08:50:58 |
| 76561198179863334 | --------------------------------------------------------------Vulcans do not approve of violence. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4To live is always desirable. -- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's Child", stardate 3498.9--------------------------------------------------------------😺🍇⛳🌂👑🐟🕺🍖🐛🍆📀🌸🏓🚘🎁🎄👹🔋🥞🌏🐠🎫👳🌳💎🌽💗👽📕👔🚙📒🚗👾🐝📗🌋🥗⚡🍧🍆📣🌋🐊💚 | 2018-12-12 06:05:12 |
| 76561198179802829 | --------------------------------------------------------------Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to belocated on a natural invasion route. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4There's another way to survive. Mutual trust -- and help. -- Kirk, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🍆🌽📕🔋💛👾🐠🥗📣🐳🌋🚕👔🚙💗👹🎫👑⛳🐊👃🏀📘💃🎁💙🕺🏓🌏🎄🐝⚡🚘💚🚗🥒🎽🌂📒🍖😺🍧🐛💃🐊 | 2018-12-12 05:35:12 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🥞🌏 nice* 🎍🚘🥗📕🎁 good luck| ⚡🐊🌸 💎📕 | 2018-12-12 02:59:12 |
| 76561198179844987 | ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💙Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones,as the wind blows out candles and fans fires. -- La Rochefoucauld ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 💎 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 👹 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👽"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered." ♥ 📕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 | 2018-12-12 00:40:10 |
| 76561198179797383 | 👹📣👽🌏💛 - ✿ ♡ ✣ ✦ ✏ ❀ ♣ ☂ ❖ ☻ ☣ ☺ ✰ ❃ ✳ ✭ ♪ ✲ ● ✧👾🌸🐛📀👽 - What's your favorite 🎫🌂🐳👑🐊 - ㅤㅤ ice cream flavor? 📕🎁💗🎄💙 - ✧ ● ✲ ♪ ✭ ✳ ❃ ✰ ☺ ☣ ☻ ❖ ☂ ♣ ❀ ✏ ✦ ✣ ♡ ✿ | 2018-12-11 19:17:12 |
| 76561198179639682 | What are you | 👑 | 👽 | 💙 | 👹 | 🎁 | 🚙 | 🍖 | 📀 | starving for? | 💎 | 🌏 | 🚗 | ⛳ | 🐝 | 🥗 | 📣 | 🎽 | | 2018-12-11 19:05:11 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🎄⚡🍆🎁🍖🍧🥒👑💃⛳🍧🚙🐠😺🐟🍇🎄🚕📕⚡💎🌂🥗🎈🕺🌏👃🚗📘💚 I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute --where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic)how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishoners for whomto vote--where no church or church school is granted anypublic funds orpolitical preference--and where no man is denied public office merelybecause his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or thepeople who might elect him.- from John F. Kennedy's address to the Greater Houston Ministerial Association September 12, 1960. 🥞🏀🐊🎽📣🌳🌽🌋🐳👳💗📗🚘👹🎁🎍👾👔📒🍖🥒💄🐛💛💙🌸👽🎫🐝📀 | 2018-12-11 19:04:12 |
| 76561198179517018 | What is the best part of | 💄 | 📀 | 🐟 | 🔋 | 💚 | 🐝 | 🍇 | 💃 | being a part of your family? | 👑 | 📕 | 🎫 | 🐊 | 👽 | 👾 | 👹 | 📣 | | 2018-12-11 18:11:11 |
| 76561198179804603 | --------------------------------------------------------------The games have always strengthened us. Death becomes a familiarpattern. We don't fear it as you do. -- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4041.2I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3--------------------------------------------------------------🚙⚡😺🍖🥒👾💎👽🏀🚕📒💄🍇🥗🎫🔋💃👑👹🎁🍆⛳🎽📀🌂👽💛🎄🍆💃⚡🎍🏀🐳💙📣🌸🥗📗📒🎈🌏💄🐝🐊 | 2018-12-11 16:46:12 |
| 76561198211655604 | 🍖[at 💛 a 🐠 dog 🎫 show] ⚡ Peter: 🐛 Brian, 🐝 come. 🐟 Hey, 🏓 don't 🔋 you 💄 walk 🕺 out 🍆 on 👃 me. 🎈 [aware 🚙 that 🍇 the 👳 audience 📘 is 🌂 watching] 🐊 Peter: 📀 Uh, ⛳ heh. 📕 Uh, 👑 I 🚘 now 🌋 command 🥗 you 🎽 to 🚕 leave. 📒 Yep. 💙 Keep 💃 going. 📗 Yeah, 🎄 yeah, 🥞 that's 🐳 right, 🌸 yeah, 👾 flip 👽 me 😺 off. 👹 Good 🏀 boy. 🎁 Heh 🎍 heh, 💎 heh 🌏 heh.🌽 | 2018-12-11 16:11:12 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🏓🏀📀🐊🍆 - ✳ ✰ ☂ ☺ ✿ ♀ ❁ ✧ ❄ ٿ ★ ♂ ♡ ♫ ● ✿ ♥ ☣ ❂ ☻🐟💃🚙🎁💚 - What's the most out-of-character 🚘👳🌸🚗🌳 - ㅤㅤ choice you've ever made? 🥞🌏🎈🎫🕺 - ☻ ❂ ☣ ♥ ✿ ● ♫ ♡ ♂ ★ ٿ ❄ ✧ ❁ ♀ ✿ ☺ ☂ ✰ ✳ | 2018-12-11 15:26:12 |
| 76561198179803382 | What's in your pocket (or | 🌂 | 🎁 | 📘 | 💚 | 🏓 | 🥒 | 📣 | 🐳 | purse, or man-purse) right now? | 👹 | 👃 | 🐛 | 💎 | 🐠 | 🎫 | 🔋 | 💄 | | 2018-12-11 13:56:14 |
| 76561198179780423 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🍖 * 🐳 * 📗 * 📕 * 🎫 * 🥞 * 🌳 * 💎 * 💛 * 🐠 * 🚗 * 🎍 * 😺 * 👔 * 🐊 * 🍧ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?ㅤ* A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.ㅤ* A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, "Well you've got one in the window."🎈 * 🌽 * 🌏 * 🚕 * ⛳ * 💗 * 👳 * 💃 * 🍆 * 🥒 * 🎽 * 🥗 * 🌋 * 👑 * 🎫 * 🔋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2018-12-11 10:59:11 |
| 76561198179803382 | ✖ How🥒 ❂ many👾💗 ß hors📒👹⚡ ❄ d'oeuvres💚🍧🏓🥒 ✳ you🍇🥞🐟👳🌳 ☻ are🌸🚕📘🥗🏀🎫 ♧ allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party? Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell what's inside, you take one, bite off about two-thirds of it, then say: "This is cheese! I hate cheese!" Then you put the rest of it back on the tray and bite another one and go, "Darn it! Another cheese!" and so on. -- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette" | 2018-12-11 10:13:13 |
| Manes | нave a good evenιng! | 2018-12-11 09:53:49 |
| 76561198211754472 | Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. 😚I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and *I'm* me.(alt.fan.pratchett)😘[] Safeguard this message - it is an important historical document.[] Delete after reading -- Subversive Literature.[] Ignore and go back to what you were doing.😬 Has the great art and mystery of politics no apparent utility? Does itappear to be unqualifiedly ratty, raffish, sordid, obscene and low down,and its salient virtuosi a gang of umitigated scoundrels? Then let usnot forget its high capacity to soothe and tickel the midriff, itsincomparable services as a maker of entertainment. -- H.L. Mencken, "A Carnival of Buncombe" 🤑 People humiliating a salami! 😲 Not all who own a harp are harpers. -- Marcus Terentius Varro 😵 Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill. 😪 | 2018-12-11 08:42:13 |
| 76561198211850636 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐟 * 🌽 * 👔 * 💃 * 🥒 * 👹 * 👽 * 🐳 * 🥞 * 💎 * 🎈 * 📣 * 🐊 * 🎄 * 🌂 * 👾ㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible. Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.ㅤ* Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.ㅤ* There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.📀 * 🚙 * 🌋 * 😺 * 🍧 * 🔋 * 👃 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 📕 * 👳 * 🚘 * ⛳ * 🎽 * 🎁 * 🐠ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm giggling! | 2018-12-11 08:13:10 |
| 76561198179797383 | 📕🍧🐠👑🔋 - ✲ ☣ ٿ ♦ ☻ ☁ ☼ ✬ ♥ ✩ ❉ ♧ ✦ ♪ ❄ ∞ ❄ ✫ ♪ ♠🌂🕺🐝🐳⛳ - What is your 🌏🎈🌽🏓🍇 - ㅤㅤ favorite color? 👽📣🚙😺🍖 - ♠ ♪ ✫ ❄ ∞ ❄ ♪ ✦ ♧ ❉ ✩ ♥ ✬ ☼ ☁ ☻ ♦ ٿ ☣ ✲ | 2018-12-11 04:17:12 |
| 76561198211598984 | Have you ever set two friends | 🚙 | 🏀 | 📀 | 🌏 | 🎍 | 👽 | 🐝 | 🐟 | up on a date? (How did it go?) | 🎈 | 👑 | 🏓 | 🐊 | 👾 | 🥗 | 🍖 | 😺 | | 2018-12-11 02:31:11 |
| 76561198211562428 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🔋 * 🍆 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 🚗 * 🎫 * 🐳 * 🕺 * 🏀 * 📣 * 🎁 * 👾 * 💃 * 🥗 * 👔 * 🎍ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone. "Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled. "Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."ㅤ* If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?ㅤ* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.🌽 * 📕 * 🐛 * 🐝 * 🐠 * 🎽 * 🌸 * 🚙 * 🚘 * 👳 * 👹 * 💙 * 💛 * ⛳ * 🐟 * 🌋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2018-12-11 02:25:13 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🐝📕🎫🚙🎍🎈🌏🚕👽👃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💃💎🐳🌸🕺🎁🚘🍖⛳🥞 » beside the clothing, ☀ » China pondered finally. ☂ » Brazil stops blowing. ♂ 📣🐊🍧🏓🎽💛🌂🔋🍆🏀 » balancing my path, ♪ » Cuba pondered my elbows ✖ » under my clothing ✈ 👑💚🍆🎁🍖👽💙💃👑🥒 » Germany admired ✬ » until the luggage imagined ღ » and the fingers made ♫ 💛💚💗🍇👔📕⚡🌳📗📣 | 2018-12-10 22:14:07 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🌋⛳🚕📣💚 |Have you ever fantasized about| 🍇💗🥞🎍🌂🐟💄🌽🥗🌏🕺👑🎽 |changing your first name? To what?| 👹⚡💄🍇🌳🥞🎄🚘 | 2018-12-10 22:06:07 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🍧 ✭ 🏓 Alex Haley was adopted! 🥗🌂📀 | 2018-12-10 22:04:07 |
| 76561198211804512 | 🌽🎫🍧 Performance review for 🎍🐝🌂 When working with a set of data, is beginning to learn how to organize the results, but is not yet ready or competent enough to draw the right conclusions. Late on fewer than 3 occasions in 6 months. Habitually asks questions in order to fully understand a position or a statement. Keeps asking until the facts are clear and the truth is understood. Missed fewer than 2 days without valid reason in 6 months. 📗 + 🚗 = 👳 | 2018-12-10 21:40:14 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🎈 | 👳 | 👑 | 💎 | 🌸 | 🌳 | 🍧 | 💗 | 🐛 | ⚡ | 📕 | 📒 | 👽 | 📘 | 🥗 | 🚕 | 🍆 | 🍖 | 🐠 They stared at them. Staring is one of the few things frogs are good at.Thinking isn't.(Wings) 🌽 | 👔 | 🔋 | 🚙 | 📀 | 👹 | 🐳 | 🎽 | ⛳ | 🚗 | 🎁 | 🚙 | 🌋 | 🥞 | 👾 | 🥗 | 🐟 | 🐠 | 😺 | 2018-12-10 19:40:14 |
| 76561198211598984 | 💎🚕🥗🐝🎫 - ✬ ♣ ● ✴ ✥ ❂ ✔ ♀ ♧ ✦ ٿ ❖ ♫ ♥ ✩ ☺ ✣ ❃ ♫ ♡💄🚙🌋👔🌳 - What's the best present 😺🌏⛳🎁💗 - ㅤㅤ you've ever received? 📣📗🐠🚘👾 - ♡ ♫ ❃ ✣ ☺ ✩ ♥ ♫ ❖ ٿ ✦ ♧ ♀ ✔ ❂ ✥ ✴ ● ♣ ✬ | 2018-12-10 17:32:09 |
| 76561198179843803 | 📘 -- 🕺 -- 📀 -- 🌋 -- 🎍 -- 🏓 -- 🐟 -- 👑 -- 🌸 -- 🌏 -- 📗 -- 🌽 -- 😺 -- 💚 -- 👔 Confusion will be my epitaphas I walk a cracked and broken pathIf we make it we can all sit back and laughbut I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying. -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"A single flow'r he sent me, since we met.All tenderly his messenger he chose;Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet--One perfect rose.I knew the language of the floweret;"My fragile leaves," it said, "his heart enclose."Love long 📕 -- 🥗 -- 💎 -- 🥞 -- 🐠 -- 👽 -- 🍆 -- 👳 -- 🚗 -- 🔋 -- 🎽 -- 💛 -- 👹 -- 🐳 -- 🌂 | 2018-12-10 15:14:11 |
| 76561198179419823 | 👃 ❦ 📀 ❦ 🍧 ❦ 🔋 ❦ 🐠 ❦ 🚘 ❦ 📗 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 🏓 ❦ 👽 ❦ 🌸 ❦ 👳 ❦ 📘 ❦ 💃 ❦ 🌳 Mulder: The truth will save you Scully... I think it will save both of us. "The X-Files: Terma"Scully: (voiceover) I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in my room! "The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"🎁 ❦ 🍆 ❦ 📕 ❦ 💙 ❦ 👑 ❦ 🐛 ❦ 🐝 ❦ 👔 ❦ 🌋 ❦ 🥗 ❦ 🚗 ❦ 🎄 ❦ 🎽 ❦ 💛 ❦ 🌏 | 2018-12-10 15:06:11 |
| 76561198179424285 | 💄⛳👳📘💎 |What was the most agonizing| 🐊🏓📀🌋🍆👃👽📗📣🍧💃🕺🐟 |hour of your life?| 🌽👹🐛🏀👾📒🥗👑 | 2018-12-10 12:07:11 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🍆Leela🥒candyrainbow:"Are🌸you👑real,🐳or🐊am🎫I🏀seeing🐝single?"⛳Alcazar🕺fivecolors:"Ow.🌽Of🐟course📕I'm👽real."🌂Leela🌏rainbowfart:"After📣all💛this🌳time,🏓somebody👾else⚡with👔one📗eye🍖who🎍isn't💙a👃clumsy👹carpenter🎽or🎁a🚙kid🎈with💎a🐠BB🔋gun."🚕"Good💄news,📀everyone."🥗-Professor🚘🎄"Uh📣oh.🎫I🌸don't📀like👾the💃sound🐊of🏓that."🚘-Bender🌽🌳"You'll🥒be💎making👑a💗delivery🐝to🍇the🎈planet🕺Trisaw."👔-Professor🔋👳"Here🌋it🎽comes."🏀-Bender⚡🥗"A🐳mysterious👹world📒in📗the🚗darkest💙depths🎁of⛳the🍖forbidden🐛zone."📘-Professor👃😺"Thank🌏you,🎍and🐠goodnight."🌂-Bender🚙 | 2018-12-10 10:39:14 |
| < blank > | happy new year. | 2018-12-10 09:50:22 |
| 76561198179635013 | 💗🌽😺🎈👽 - ☣ ✿ ✬ ✴ ☼ ♡ ❦ ✿ ♪ ✏ ✣ ∞ ☀ ♥ ✱ ✪ ☁ ✶ ✖ ★🐳💃🥗📣👾 - How do you reign in 🎍🎁🌸🎽📗 - ㅤㅤ self-critical voices? 👹🚕🍇💎🎄 - ★ ✖ ✶ ☁ ✪ ✱ ♥ ☀ ∞ ✣ ✏ ♪ ✿ ❦ ♡ ☼ ✴ ✬ ✿ ☣ | 2018-12-10 09:26:10 |
| Lûchelia | wιѕнιɴɢ yoυ α ɢood dαy | 2018-12-10 09:24:13 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🌏 -- 🚙 -- 💄 -- 🕺 -- 💃 -- 🌽 -- 🎫 -- 💗 -- 🐳 -- 📀 -- 🔋 -- 🥞 -- 🍧 -- 🏀 -- 📗 The night passes quickly when you're asleepBut I'm out shufflin' for something to eat...Breakfast at the Egg House,Like the waffle on the griddle,I'm burnt around the edges,But I'm tender in the middle. -- Adrian Belew'Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orphans,Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot,So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the wayTo ask them for a light. Above a vacant lot 🎍 -- 🎁 -- 🎽 -- 📕 -- 🌳 -- 👔 -- 🍖 -- 🐝 -- 🐠 -- 💎 -- 👑 -- 💚 -- 🎽 -- 🐊 -- ⚡ | 2018-12-10 08:37:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👃💗🥒💛🍧🌋👹🔋👑🎫 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🏓👔💚📒💃🚙🌽🍧🌸🎽 » hunt chairs on luggage ✴ » when papers make to plunder ♂ » because barbers play ♧ 🔋💛👳👔🚗🎄💚🏓🚕🚘 » throughout the luggage, ✈ » Suzuki and Japan walk. ♂ » Monkey starts weaving. ♫ 🐊👃🐟🏀👾🎁🥗🎈👑⛳ » admiring my trail, ✦ » Brazil borrowed my elbows ☣ » before my money ● 🎫🍖🐠😺🌳📘👽🥞🌂🍇 | 2018-12-10 08:20:10 |
| 76561198179780423 | 👔 🌋 🎄 🌏 🌸 🕺 🥞 📘 🚙 👹👑 [] 💙 💛 🚗 🌳 💃 🐳 🐊 🚕 🌽 💗 🐛Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- CalvinGiven that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point oflearning about integers? -- Calvin"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."-Calvin🎽 🍆 📕 📒 🥗 🥒 💄 🎫 👳 🎍 | 2018-12-10 07:48:09 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🌋 Dear ... 🏀 → Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" → The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. 📗 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🎽 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 📕 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🎫 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 💎 ♀ 🥞 Yours truly, Man Ziadie (the cat)💛 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167060717 🍆 | 2018-12-10 07:37:12 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🍧🌸🐝🔋🚕 - ★ ♀ ❋ ♂ ❂ ♫ ✭ ♫ ♂ ✥ ☣ ❄ ß ☆ ✿ ♀ ∞ ღ ❀ ♡🌏🏀👾📒🐊 - Tell the person to your right 💃👹🐛📘👑 - ㅤㅤ your favorite thing about them. 🚘🌂💚🎁🍇 - ♡ ❀ ღ ∞ ♀ ✿ ☆ ß ❄ ☣ ✥ ♂ ♫ ✭ ♫ ❂ ♂ ❋ ♀ ★ | 2018-12-10 03:57:10 |
| 76561198179809977 | ⛳ 😺 🚗 🎫 💚 💙 🎈 🎁 🌳 👾🐝 [] 🌸 📗 🎍 🍇 👃 🌋 👔 🌽 📕 🕺 🎽Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere? -- CalvinIf you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the imagewe need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- CalvinI thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- Calvin🐛 🐠 📒 👹 🚘 🥗 📣 🔋 🍧 🏓 | 2018-12-10 03:56:08 |
| 76561198179757550 | --------------------------------------------------------------[Doctors and Bartenders], We both get the same two kinds of customers-- the living and the dying. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknownToo much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing. -- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6--------------------------------------------------------------🥞🎫👽🎈🐛📘⚡⛳🏀🚘👳💚🏓📀🐟💗👾👃🥒🚙💙🌽🐠🌂🕺👑👔🎄🌽📕🍇🐝🥒🏓🍧👔👹🎍📣🎈🚕🥗📘🕺🌏 | 2018-12-10 00:19:08 |
| 76561198179618386 | 🐝Meg: 🐳 Mom! 🥒 Chris: 🥞 Hahahaha! 📘 Nipples! 🐠 Meg: 👾 That's 🔋 it! 🌽 I 🎈 want 🥗 those 👹 cameras 💙 off! 👃 Chris: 🚗 Fourth 🎽 wall, 📗 you're 💛 breaking 🕺 the 📕 fourth 😺 wall! 🌏 Lois: 🎁 Meg, 🏀 you're 🐟 the ⛳ one 💗 that ⚡ got 🐛 us 🚘 on 📣 TV 🎍 in 🍆 the 💄 first 👽 place. 🍧 Meg: 🌋 Well 👑 now, 🏓 I 🌳 am 📒 getting 🎫 us 🍇 off 👽 TV. 🏓 [leaves 💛 angrily] 🚘 Meg: 🕺 I 🎈 quit!🌽 | 2018-12-09 20:32:13 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🎫💚🌳📕📒📘😺💄💙🐊 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🐛🎽🐝💃🕺🚕🍧🏓🚙🌏 » While admiring the ♧ » lounges, Emperor approved ❋ » without leaving fog ♦ 👳👹🌋🐳📀🥒🎍🌂🍇🥞 » While torturing the ☎ » papers, Suzuki attached ✥ » without playing air ☼ 🔋🚘🌸👃🌽🍖🎄💎🌂🎍 » hark the running made! ✿ » fie! Oh! running blowing shoe. ☁ » Florida walks soon ☣ 🎁🍧👳🚗👽👔👾🐛🌽🏀 | 2018-12-09 20:31:13 |
| 76561198179804603 | 👑 ✈ 📘 ✈ 📣 ✈ 💙 ✈ 💃 ✈ 🔋 ✈ 👃 ✈ 🏀 ✈ 🍇 ✈ 🚙 ✈ 🕺 ✈ 🚘 What kind of food do you prefer eating when you eat out? 💛 ✈ 📕 ✈ 🎫 ✈ 🥞 ✈ 🌸 ✈ ⛳ ✈ 🍧 ✈ 💚 ✈ 👳 ✈ 🚗 ✈ 🌏 ✈ 🍖 | 2018-12-09 20:26:14 |
| 76561198179797383 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 👾 * 👃 * 🍖 * 🐟 * 🌸 * 👳 * 🎄 * 🚘 * 🥒 * 💛 * 🌋 * 😺 * 👽 * 🍇 * 🎈 * 🍆ㅤ* It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.ㅤ* There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.ㅤ* Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone💚 * 💃 * 📣 * 💙 * 🐠 * 📗 * 🐝 * 📒 * 🔋 * 👔 * 👹 * 💚 * 😺 * 💗 * 👾 * 🌋ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol! | 2018-12-09 19:11:13 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🥞💙⛳📣🌸🐛😺📘📕🚗 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧🚙🐝👳🥒🐳🐠🏓👔💛 » Oh the sweeping went! ♡ » hark! Oh! running weaving suit. ♦ » Florida talks soon ❄ 👽🔋💎🍖👃🕺👾🏀🌽🎽 » play chairs on clothing ♂ » when barbers work to plunder ∞ » because fingers walk ♠ 🌂👑🐊⚡👹🥗🚘👾🐝🐠 » running with river ♧ » You considered the princes ✿ » behind the luggage ★ 💚🎍⚡💎🎈💄📀🐛🚘👑 | 2018-12-09 19:06:14 |
| 76561198179608271 | 📣 ✤ 🌸 ✤ 📘 ✤ 🍆 ✤ 💚 ✤ 😺 ✤ 🎈 ✤ 📀 ✤ 📕 ✤ 🌏 ✤ 🥗 ✤ 🐟 What's your favorite ice cream flavor? 💛 ✤ 🚗 ✤ 🐛 ✤ 📗 ✤ ⚡ ✤ 🎫 ✤ 💃 ✤ 🎽 ✤ 👳 ✤ 🎍 ✤ 🐠 ✤ 🐊 | 2018-12-09 18:59:15 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🔋💛👾🌸💗🐳📣⛳🐠🌳💙🚕🚘🍖👳Jayne: "No offense, Doc, I think it's noble as a grape the way you look after River, but she ain't my sister..."📗🌳⚡💃🌏💗⛳🎫🐝💎🔋🐠💛🥒🐳 | 2018-12-09 17:26:15 |
| 76561198179863334 | 🥒 ☆ 🎁 ☆ 🎄 ☆ 🐟 ☆ 🚗 ☆ 🎍 ☆ 🐳 ☆ 🍖 ☆ 👑 ☆ 😺 ☆ 🎽 ☆ 🌸 ☆ 🥗 ☆ 📗 ☆ 🚕 Mulder: If you detect a hint of skepticism or incredulity in Agent Scully's voice, it's because of the overwhelming evidence gathered by the FBI debunking virtually all claims of ritual abuse by satanic cults.Det. Angela White: Is that true?Mulder: Don't ask me! "The X-Files: Syzygy"Mulder: Don't you get it, Scully? They don't want us working together, and right now that's the only reason I can think of to stay. "The X-Files: The Host"💃 ☆ 🍆 ☆ 🚙 ☆ 🌽 ☆ 👹 ☆ 🍇 ☆ 👾 ☆ 💚 ☆ 🐠 ☆ 🥞 ☆ 🏓 ☆ 👔 ☆ 🐊 ☆ 💛 ☆ 🌏 | 2018-12-09 16:51:12 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🚘 Dear ... 🏓 → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" 🎁 ٿ 👾 ٿ 🌳 ٿ 🌂 ٿ 👃 ٿ 👔 ٿ 🕺 ٿ 🎽 ٿ 🐠 ٿ ⚡ ٿ 🚙 ٿ 🐊 ٿ 🍆 ٿ 🚕 ٿ 🏀 Yours truly, Jamal Boenig (the cat)📒 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167090678 🎈 | 2018-12-09 16:17:14 |
| 76561198211715440 | 📒Chris: 👾 You 💗 should 🥒 invent 📘 the 👳 frisbee! 💚 The 🍧 frisbee 🏓 is 🚕 an 📕 awesome 🎍 toy! 🍇 Meg: 👑 The 🍆 frisbee's 🐛 already 👃 been 💄 invented. 📗 Chris: 🎁 Then 🍖 how 🚘 come 🐳 I've 🥞 never 🕺 heard 🎈 of 🌋 it?🎫 | 2018-12-09 16:05:16 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🐝🌏 🌳🌂🐟💛 THE HUMANS ASSUME YOULL DIG YOUR GAME! ❃✤ AWESOME GAME* ❄¤✥ LOOK AT THIS, 🐊🐠📘🎁 HAVE A BALL| (♥_♥) 🌸🥗 | 2018-12-09 14:38:17 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🥞 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 👑 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 📗 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 👳 ♀ 💙 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🌽 Mulder: (giving his gun to Scully before going into thehospital after Modell) Take it... wouldn't want to end uppointing it at anybody except Modell. "The X-Files: Pusher"Mulder: Don't you get it, Scully? They don't want us working together, and right now that's the only reason I can think of to stay. "The X-Files: The Host"🎈 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🌂 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 📘 ♀ 💚 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 💄 | 2018-12-09 13:35:13 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🚗 Dear ... 🐊 → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] 🍇 ♠ 🥞 ♠ 💛 ♠ 🌳 ♠ 🌸 ♠ 🍧 ♠ 🐛 ♠ 🎈 ♠ 📀 ♠ 🐟 ♠ 📒 ♠ 📘 ♠ 💚 ♠ 💄 ♠ 🌳 Yours truly, Ernest Roadcap (the cat)📕 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167067465 😺 | 2018-12-09 12:19:14 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👔 🕺 👑 🏀 📘 🎁 🌋 🥗 👾 💗👳 [] 🐛 ⚡ 💎 🎈 ⛳ 🥒 🍧 💄 💛 🎍 😺"When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." -Susie "I say, when life givesyou a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!" -CalvinHobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends Calvin : That's when I watch TV."I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn'treact to a lot of life." -Hobbes🎽 🐠 🌸 🐟 📀 🚙 🔋 🍖 🌏 📣 | 2018-12-09 06:16:14 |
| 76561198179814253 | 📘 ★ 😺 ★ 💎 ★ 🚙 ★ 👳 ★ 💃 ★ 🐟 ★ 🕺 ★ 🎁 ★ 🌂 ★ 📒 ★ 👾 ★ 👹 ★ 🔋 ★ 🎁 Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger! "The X-Files: Genderbender"Mulder: Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic? "The X-Files: Soft Light"💎 ★ 🕺 ★ 👹 ★ ⛳ ★ 🏓 ★ 👾 ★ 📣 ★ 🌂 ★ 👽 ★ 🥞 ★ 💙 ★ 🐠 ★ 🎫 ★ 💚 ★ 😺 | 2018-12-09 05:59:14 |
| 76561198179702987 | ⚡Death: 👑 You 🚘 can't 🎄 tell 💄 anyone 🍆 that 💗 I'm 🥗 here. 💛 For 👽 if 👃 you 🐠 do, 🍇 the 🐛 consequences 🌏 could 📕 be 📣 dire. 🌂 Peter: 🎄 Go 📘 on... 📀 Death: 😺 That's 🥒 it. 👔 [to 🐠 Lois] 📕 Death: 💙 God, 📗 what 👑 do 💄 you 👳 see 🕺 in 💎 him?🍧 | 2018-12-09 05:32:13 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🎈 Dear ... 🐛 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. 📣 ❂ 🎍 ❂ 😺 ❂ 💄 ❂ 🍧 ❂ 🐊 ❂ 🐝 ❂ 🌸 ❂ 🎫 ❂ 👳 ❂ 🐠 ❂ 🎄 ❂ 🐟 ❂ 🚙 ❂ 🎁 Yours truly, Ashlee Worthan (the cat)👔 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167069261 💗 | 2018-12-09 03:14:12 |
| 76561198179573195 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥒 * 🔋 * 📘 * 👳 * 👹 * 🎄 * 🎁 * 🍇 * 🎈 * 👃 * 💃 * 💙 * 👽 * 🍇 * 💛 * 💗ㅤ* It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!ㅤ* A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband limps because his left leg is an inch shorter than his right leg. What would you do in his case?" "Probably limp, too", says the doc.ㅤ* It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.💚 * 👑 * ⛳ * 🐠 * 👾 * 👃 * 🚘 * 📕 * 🐊 * 💃 * 🚙 * ⚡ * 🎽 * 🎄 * 😺 * 🌂ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers* | 2018-12-09 02:01:12 |
| 76561198179809165 | I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro😙 A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming isnot worth knowing. 🤕 'Dojo! What is Rule One?'Even the cowering challenger mumbled along to the chorus:'Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men!'(The Thief of Time) 🤥 How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them. 😶Your love life will be... interesting.😲Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.🙄 Call me bored, but don't call me boring. -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]> 🤔 A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical question:If you found yourself in a situation where you could either savea drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winningphotograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use? -- Paul Harvey 🤗 | 2018-12-09 01:29:11 |
| 76561198211850636 | 👑💃🎫|👹🎍🐳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: ⚡🌽🍆|A: Go west, young man, go west!Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound? huh | 2018-12-08 23:26:11 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🥞🌏🏓🐠💚💛💎🚘🚗👃🐛👽🐝💃🍧River: "It isn't mine. The memory. I didn't bring it and I shouldn't have to carry it, it isn't mine."🥒🐳💃🚕🐛💄⚡👾👽🐠🌽💙🎍👔👳 | 2018-12-08 23:06:10 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🌏 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎁 👹 🍆 🔋 🎈 🎄 🐟 👳 👾 🕺 📣 🍖 💙 🌳 🏀 🥞 🚘The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokesthe worst cigars. -- H. L. Mencken And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,because the bars close every time you're thirsty... 💛 🏓 🐊 🍧 👃 📕 🥗 💗 🐛 👑 🎫 💎 🐠 😺 🎍 🌏 | 2018-12-08 22:42:11 |
| 76561198211691280 | 🐳🌽🕺|🌸🌏🐊| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 👃🌂💗|Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience. huh | 2018-12-08 20:39:12 |
| 76561198179780423 | ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🚙Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken ♥ 💗 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👔 ♥ 👹 ♥ 💚 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🐠Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough tobecome good at it. ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 💃 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👔 | 2018-12-08 20:02:11 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📕 ❉ 📣 ❉ 🚘 ❉ 🎍 ❉ 🎽 ❉ 😺 ❉ 🎄 ❉ 🚗 ❉ 👃 ❉ 🌳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌂 ❉ 🌏 ❉ ⛳ ❉ 🐟 ❉ 🌋 ❉ 🎁 ❉ 🏓 ❉ 💙 ❉ 🥞 ❉ 🥒 🔋 ❉ 👾 ❉ 💛 ❉ 🎈 ❉ 🐛 ❉ 🍇 ❉ 🚕 ❉ 💃 ❉ 🐊 ❉ ⚡ | 2018-12-08 19:25:12 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🐝🍆🎄|🏓🐳👽| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎁📣🌂|Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck. huh | 2018-12-08 17:02:11 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🚘 Dear ... 🥞 → Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" 💄 ♫ 💙 ♫ 🌳 ♫ 👹 ♫ 🐛 ♫ 👾 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 📒 ♫ 🍧 ♫ 💚 ♫ 🏀 ♫ 📀 ♫ 🍆 ♫ 🎄 Yours truly, Laquita Hubler (the cat)🍆 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167043018 🎈 | 2018-12-08 15:08:14 |
| 76561198179419823 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🥞 * 💄 * 📀 * 🕺 * 🎫 * 🏓 * 🐝 * 🐳 * 📗 * 📘 * 🎁 * 🍖 * 🌳 * 👃 * 🏓 * 💚ㅤ* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?ㅤ* A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.ㅤ* The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.🌏 * 📒 * 🍧 * 🎈 * 📗 * ⚡ * 🐟 * 🎍 * 💗 * 💄 * 👾 * 🕺 * 🐝 * 🎫 * 🌂 * 🌳ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week! | 2018-12-08 14:41:12 |
| 76561198211853304 | This cultural mystique surrounding the biological function -- yourealize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject. -- Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4658.9😙QOTD: "I'm just a boy named 'su'..."🤠 Walt: Dad, what's gradual school?Garp: Gradual school?Walt: Yeah. Mom says her work's more fun now that she's teaching gradual school.Garp: Oh. Well, gradual school is someplace you go and gradually find out that you don't want to go to school anymore. -- The World According To Garp 🤐 ... relaxed in the manner of a man who has no need to put up a front ofany kind. -- John Ball, "Mark One: the Dummy" 🤠 "The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity." "And in the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty." -- Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock, "Is There in Truth No Beauty?", stardate 5630.8 🤕 | 2018-12-08 12:50:16 |
| 76561198179634866 | Do you know any good | 🚕 | 🍖 | ⛳ | 👾 | 💄 | ⚡ | 🚙 | 🍧 | conversation starters? | 📣 | 🐠 | 💗 | 🎍 | 🍇 | 👃 | 💙 | 💛 | | 2018-12-08 11:40:15 |
| 76561198179517018 | 📕[watching 🐳 a 🥞 news 💙 report 🌋 about 🚙 Peter's 🐟 old 🌽 teacher 👹 who 🐛 is 👑 getting 🍇 his 👽 students 🏓 to 🎈 toss 🐊 endagered 📒 condor 🍧 eggs 🎍 off 🎫 the 👃 school 💗 roof] 🌳 Lois: 🏀 Oh 🌏 my 🎁 god. 🐠 He's 🔋 going 📣 to 📘 wipe 🥗 that 💄 species 📀 off 👾 the 📗 face 😺 of 💎 the 🚗 earth. 💃 Peter: 💛 Nah, 🕺 the 🚘 janitor 🌂 will 🐝 take 🎽 care 🎄 of 🚘 that.🎍 | 2018-12-08 11:07:14 |
| 76561198179780423 | 💙 ¤ 🕺 ¤ 👔 ¤ 🌳 ¤ 🐠 ¤ 🥞 ¤ 💎 ¤ 📣 ¤ 🎍 ¤ 🍖 ¤ 🐛 ¤ 📘 If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose? 💗 ¤ 🚕 ¤ 🥗 ¤ 🎈 ¤ 🚘 ¤ 💛 ¤ 🌂 ¤ 🥒 ¤ 🐳 ¤ 🎁 ¤ 💚 ¤ 🏓 | 2018-12-08 08:53:18 |
| 76561198179804603 | Do you think you're currently | 👽 | 🥞 | 🍇 | 🍖 | 🍆 | 🌋 | 👃 | 🚙 | operating at 100% capacity? | ⚡ | 🔋 | 🎫 | 💃 | 🍧 | 🏀 | ⛳ | 📒 | | 2018-12-08 08:10:15 |
| 76561198179803382 | 💚 ♀ 🌏 ♀ 📕 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 📣 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 🐠 ♀ 💗 ♀ 👳 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 💙 ♀ 🎫 Mulder: "I'll leave the window rolled down. If I'm not back in a week, I'll call Agent Scully to come and bring you a bowl of water.Krycek: Mulder! Mulder you're not gonna leave me here! (yells from behind the glass)Mulder: What did you say to me?Krycek: What?!Mulder: You called me a bad name! "The X-Files: Tunguska"(Mulder talking into tape recorder) Mulder: Deep Throat said 'Trust No One'. It's hard, Scully. Suspecting everyone, everything. It wears you down. You even begin to doubt what you know is the truth. Before, I could only trust myself. Now, I can only trust you. And they've taken you away from me. "The X-Files: Little Green Men"🚕 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 💎 ♀ 👃 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🚗 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 👽 ♀ 📀 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🥞 | 2018-12-08 07:30:14 |
| 76561198179702987 | 🌸🥒🚘💄🎫🎍👑🍇🔋🚗📀🌳🥞🏓📘Drunk: "I'm thinking you're one of them Independents."Mal: "And I'm thinking you weren't overburdened with schooling. So why don'twe both ignore each other until we go away."🚙🏀🍆👃🚗🎍🌽🚘🥗📣🐳🌋🐝👽👾 | 2018-12-08 07:14:14 |
| 76561198179854946 | All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun.Money's just the way we keep score. -- Henry Tyroon 😱Where's the Coke machine? Tell me a joke!!🤣River: "I can't shut them up, they're all made up of rage..."🤓 I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20years ago. When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessorswould eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are theyall going to go? It's not like you need a computer in every doorknob!"Years later, I went back to the same hotel. I noticed the room keys hadbeen replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors.There was a computer in every doorknob. -- Danny Hillis 😚 The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. 😘If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't likehis necktie. -- Attorney General William Saxbe🤒 | 2018-12-08 05:08:11 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🎄💛🥗 What's your most embarrassing childhood memory? 🐠👔👃 | 2018-12-08 04:07:09 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🐊🚕🎍📘🐠👹🌽🌳💙🕺 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🎫👃📕🍖⛳🥞💎🎈🍆🥗 » make chairs to gravel ✯ » when papers cheat to loiter ☁ » because crayons play ☼ 📒🎽🎄💗😺💚🏓📣🌏🚙 » before the money, ✧ » Belgium challenged sloppily. ✥ » Denmark stops feeling. ♂ 🚗👾💛🍧👳🐊🏓⚡🐟🔋 » admiring my tree, ✩ » Japan pondered my flowers ❄ » under my sugar ✿ 📕🎁🥒🚘🍖👃🌸👽🍇📘 | 2018-12-08 03:41:11 |
| 76561198179697385 | My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand timesas powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sendingmail about softball games. And I've got this pain right through my ALU.I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens. I think it wouldbe better for us both if you were to just log out again. 🤔 I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do? -- Raoul Duke 😴 Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable. 🤒 If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt. 🤧 Ditat Deus. [God enriches] 🙄 We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge. -- John Naisbitt, Megatrends 😯We're only in it for the volume. -- Black Sabbath🤐 | 2018-12-08 02:10:10 |
| 76561198179768678 | 📣 ⚡ 📘 📕 🌳 🏓 ⛳ 🌏 🥞 🥒👔 [] 🚕 🌂 🔋 🐠 🌽 🐳 👑 💚 💗 🎽 👾"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV." --- CalvinI imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitudeof it. -- CalvinWhy should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don'tdeserve it. -- Calvin🐊 🌋 👳 👹 👃 📗 💙 🥗 😺 🏀 | 2018-12-08 00:14:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | 👑👾📒💃💚🎽😺💄🌏🥗👽🚘📀🎈👹Zoe: "Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller."Wash: "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles..."📗🐝🐟🍧💛🌋🌳🐠💙🎁🐊💗🚕🥒🎫 | 2018-12-07 22:59:11 |
| 76561198211691280 | 👽 ❁ 🐝 ❁ 🌸 ❁ 🐊 ❁ 🎽 ❁ 🎄 ❁ 🐠 ❁ 👳 ❁ 📘 ❁ ⚡ ❁ 🌳 ❁ 👹 Have you ever met one of your heroes? 👔 ❁ 🥞 ❁ 🐟 ❁ 🐠 ❁ 🎍 ❁ 🔋 ❁ 📘 ❁ 📕 ❁ 📀 ❁ 🚕 ❁ 🎽 ❁ 🎄 | 2018-12-07 22:21:11 |
| 76561198179596342 | 💄 👳 🐊 🎍 🚗 🍇 🌽 🐳 🎄 🏓👃 [] 🐟 💛 🔋 🌋 📣 💙 🌂 🚙 🐛 💎 🥞The dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are. -- Calvin as Tracer BulletMiss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have alittle discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism oughtto be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful. -- Calvin"It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -Calvin🌸 🚕 📕 📘 👽 🍧 🌳 🐝 🎈 👹 | 2018-12-07 19:31:10 |
| 76561198179682287 | --------------------------------------------------------------Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya! -- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate unknownI have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer toany question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3--------------------------------------------------------------🐟👹🥒🚕💄⛳🥞💙🕺🚘👃🌸📀🥗💃💎👾🍖🎍🎁👽🐝🐠🎫🌋⚡🌳👾💚💛🏀🍆🐠📀🔋📘🌂🎫🚙👑🎁🎄🎽💄😺 | 2018-12-07 19:11:10 |
| zfm_shona | reeeeeeeeEEEE | 2018-12-07 18:47:11 |
| 76561198179842674 | 💗 ☆ 🍧 ☆ 💛 ☆ 📕 ☆ 🍇 ☆ 🥒 ☆ 📣 ☆ 🏀 ☆ 👳 ☆ 🎽 ☆ 🎍 ☆ 🍖 Do you think we're designed for monogamy? (Why or why not?) 😺 ☆ 🌳 ☆ 🍆 ☆ 🎁 ☆ 🌂 ☆ 🎫 ☆ 🚙 ☆ 👑 ☆ 🥗 ☆ 💙 ☆ 🎈 ☆ 🌂 | 2018-12-07 17:24:12 |
| 76561198179668874 | 🌋 ↕ 📀 Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it. 🌳🚘🐝 | 2018-12-07 16:49:11 |
| 76561198211794508 | What's the most courageous | 🍆 | 🌂 | ⚡ | 👃 | 📕 | 🥗 | 🚘 | 🎽 | thing you've ever done? | 🌽 | 💚 | 🏓 | 🏀 | 💚 | 📒 | 🍧 | 🎫 | | 2018-12-07 16:15:09 |
| 76561198179802829 | As a child, what did you wish | 🚕 | 💄 | 👳 | 🎄 | 👹 | 💎 | 😺 | 🏀 | to become when you grew up? | 🥗 | 🎽 | 🔋 | 🍇 | 💃 | 📣 | 🐠 | 👽 | | 2018-12-07 14:29:10 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | Have a fantastic weekend ahead! | 2018-12-07 08:56:07 |
| 76561198179682287 | 📕 ☼ 💚 Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a representation👳 ☼ 🐳 of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a representation of👹 ☼ 🐛 anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone capable of sitting upright⚡ ☼ 💗 in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously.🎍 ☼ 📘 -- Richard Schickel 💎👃📗 | 2018-12-07 08:35:10 |
| 76561198179757550 | 🚕💄👾 What was the best kiss of your entire life? 🎍👑🌋 | 2018-12-07 07:42:09 |
| 76561198211670820 | 📒👾 ❖ everyone expects youll fancy this stuff* 🥗👳🚗 HAVE FUN! 📗🌏📀💚 do it big, 📣🏀🌳🌂 NEAT GAME- 🍧⛳🐝🥞 splendid| 🐛🎈👔📕 💄🐳 | 2018-12-07 07:19:10 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🕺🚘 ♂☁☼ !!!. ♀ HUMANITY ASSUMES YOULL LIKE YOUR NEW GAME! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ🐠🚕🥒 🍧🎽 | 2018-12-07 06:40:11 |
| 76561198179509657 | Who would play you in | 👔 | ⚡ | 👽 | 💗 | 😺 | 👾 | 💚 | 🥗 | a movie of your life? | 🚕 | 👹 | 🚘 | 📘 | 📒 | 🐛 | 🐠 | 🐳 | | 2018-12-07 04:16:10 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🌏 | 😺 | 🎈 | 📘 | ⚡ | 🥗 | 🚕 | 🐊 | 💗 | 🐟 | 👃 | 🚗 | 🍧 | ⛳ | 🎄 | 🌋 | 🎁 | 👾 | 🎍 Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.(Hogfather) 🐳 | 🥞 | 🌸 | 📣 | 🐠 | 💎 | 🥒 | 😺 | 🚙 | 🏀 | 📘 | ⛳ | 🌸 | 👃 | 🌏 | 👔 | 📕 | 🐊 | 📒 | 2018-12-07 00:53:08 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🌏 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎈 💛 ⛳ 🎫 🐊 📕 📣 🍇 🔋 💙 💗 🌽 💎 🥒 ⚡ 🌂 💄He knew the tavernes well in every toun. -- Geoffrey Chaucer Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank. 🥞 🍆 🌳 💚 🎁 👾 🚗 🐟 👳 🕺 🐠 📘 📀 🌸 🎍 🎄 | 2018-12-06 23:33:09 |
| Whey | Have a nice weekend! | 2018-12-06 21:59:32 |
| 76561198211670820 | ¤ Do📘 ✯ not🐠🔋 ٿ worry🎈🚘📒 ✿ about🐊💃🎫🎁 ✪ which🎄💙📕👑🍖 ღ side👔📀🕺😺🚗🍧 ✶ your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides. | 2018-12-06 21:08:11 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🥒🐟🎁🚗🚕🏓🚙👾🌳👔 Here's Some Haiku for You... 💛🐠🍇🎄📕📀🚘⚡🥗🏀 » running with totem ✦ » You refriended the flowers ✫ » under the gravel ☁ 🌸📘🥞👽👳💙🌋🐊🕺🌽 » play chairs on clothing ✣ » when barbers work to plunder ✤ » because fingers walk ✥ 💎🌂👃📘📗🌸🚙🚗👳🐳 » soul plunder to him ✿ » I plundered and attached more ❃ » I asked estrogen ↕ 👽🍧🌽🌂🥞🐊👔🏓🔋💎 | 2018-12-06 20:40:13 |
| Victorious Secret | Put down that Nintendo Dreamcast controller and gather around because its story time! "The Tale of Noble the Knight" Long ago, a knight named Noble served as the princess's guard. The princess never noticed him but he noticed her. In an attempt to gain her attention, Noble decided to enter the upcoming festival's talent show. Knowing that he lacked any sort of talent, he enlisted the help of a world renowned dance choreographer with no legs named Leon. Noble studied legless Leon's sweet dance moves but never quite understood them because he had trouble watching what Leon's legs were doing. After weeks of training and learning absolutely nothing, the day of the festival had finally arrived. A frustrated and hopeless Noble had no other choice but to perform in front of the princess with no real talent. Here is how it went: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1584150425 | 2018-12-06 20:28:23 |
| 76561198179780423 | Here I sit, broken-hearted,All logged in, but work unstarted.First net.this and net.that,And a hot buttered bun for net.fat.The boss comes by, and I play the game,Then I turn back to net.flame.Is there a cure (I need your views),For someone trapped in net.news?I need your help, I say 'tween sobs,'Cause I'll soon be listed in net.jobs.😲"Shut up and tell me what that other idiot ish doing!""No, but look, if I've got to shut up, how can I --"The knife at his throat became a hot streak of pain and Rincewind decidedto give logic a miss. -- Cohen the Barbarian interrogates Rincewind (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)😚 Change is the essential process of all existence. -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", stardate 5730.2 🤑 You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life." 🤗 ** MAXIMUM TERMINALS ACTIVE. TRY AGAIN LATER ** 🤕 | 2018-12-06 18:48:08 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🌸[Peter 👳 is 💎 watching ⛳ a 🥞 movie] 🍆 Brian: 🍖 [walks 🐳 into 🐝 the 🌳 room] 🌂 What 🎽 are ⚡ you 🥗 watching, 🚗 Peter? 🌽 Peter: 👾 "Passion 🥒 of 🌋 the 🎁 Christ." 📘 I 🥗 tell 👹 you 🚕 Brian 💄 - 🚘 I 🐛 can't 💃 believe 🕺 that 🐝 this 🐳 guy's 🌳 just 💙 lying 🌂 there 📀 taking 🥞 it. 🐊 If 🍖 it 🍧 was 👳 me ⛳ I 🎽 would 🏀 have 👑 done 🎍 something... 🏓 [cut 🍇 to 💗 Peter 🎄 as 😺 Jesus 🍆 being ⚡ whipped 👽 by 🌸 a 🎫 Roman 🐟 Guard] 📣 Peter: 🎈 Aahh! 🚙 Ahhh! 💚 Aaaaahh! 🐠 Aaahhh! 💛 [stops 💎 screaming] 📒 Peter: 📕 Hey! 🔋 Hey! 👔 Hey! 🌏 Hey! 🚗 Stop 👃 it! 📗 Stop 🕺 it! 🚘 Roman 🏓 Guard: 🐝 Okay... 🌸 Peter: 🌽 Okay? ⛳ Roman 🎫 Guard: 🐠 Okay... 💚 Peter: 🐳 All 👑 right.📒 | 2018-12-06 17:55:12 |
| 76561198211819232 | ☁ My🎍 ✲ doctor👳🌂 ✣ told🍧🕺💛 ✰ me👾🥗📕🌽 ☣ to🎈🎽🐊👃🎄 ♠ stop🎫🍖📣💗🌏📗 ♥ having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welles | 2018-12-06 16:49:12 |
| 76561198179608271 | 🍆 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🚙 🌸 😺 📘 💚 🎄 📕 💙 ⚡ 🐠 👔 👑 👽 💎 🕺 🥞 🏓NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out. You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings. 📀 🐊 🚗 🍇 🐝 🐳 💃 🔋 💗 🎽 📗 🚕 🐛 🌏 🌋 👳 | 2018-12-06 16:35:12 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🏓⚡🎫🚙🚘 - ✧ ✔ ✭ ☂ ☁ ♀ ♧ ღ ✖ ✿ ♦ ❃ ❄ ☆ ♫ ✲ ☣ ❉ ❂ ✶📀🚗🥗🌏🎄 - Do you believe in magic? 🌋👑🥞💙🥒 - ㅤㅤ When have you felt it? 🌂💗🐝👔💚 - ✶ ❂ ❉ ☣ ✲ ♫ ☆ ❄ ❃ ♦ ✿ ✖ ღ ♧ ♀ ☁ ☂ ✭ ✔ ✧ | 2018-12-06 16:15:13 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🏀Peter: 🎄 My 📕 dad's 📒 worked 🍧 at 📣 that 🌏 mill 👽 for 🌂 60 🐟 years. 🐠 That's 🌽 almost 🥗 80 😺 years!🕺 | 2018-12-06 15:43:10 |
| 76561198179697385 | Badger: "Why ain't she talking? She's got a secret."River: "Sure, I got a secret. More'n one. Don't seem likely I'd tell them to younow, do it? Anyone off Dyton Colony knows better than to talk to strangers.You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't you? I've knowna dozen like you. Skipped off home early. Run graft jobs 'ere and there.Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. Now you're what?Petty thief with illusions of standing. Sad little king of a sad littlehill."Badger: "...Nice to see someone from the old homestead."River: "Not really." (to Simon) "Call me if anyone interesting shows up." 🤗 The chieftain had been turned into a pumpkin although, in accordance withthe rules of universal humour, he still had his hat on.(Lords and Ladies) 🤣 Everything in this book may be wrong. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul 🤕 | 2018-12-06 15:06:09 |
| 76561198211598984 | ⚡ -- 💃 -- 🚙 -- 📣 -- 🌸 -- 🎍 -- 🚘 -- 🌳 -- 💎 -- 🐝 -- 💄 -- 👔 -- 🐠 -- 🎁 -- 🥗 One bright Sunday morning, in the shadows of the steeple,By the Relief Office, I seen my people;As they stood there hungry, I stood there whistling,This land was made for you and me.Nobody living can ever stop me,As I go walking that freedom highway;Nobody living can ever make me turn back,This land was made for you and me.As I went walking, I saw a sign there,And on the sign it said: "No Trespassing."But on the other side, it didn't 🍧 -- 📒 -- 🌋 -- 🐊 -- 💗 -- 👃 -- 📗 -- 📘 -- 🎽 -- 🥞 -- 🏓 -- ⛳ -- 🎈 -- 🕺 -- 🍇 | 2018-12-06 14:30:11 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🎫😺 ♪✯✿☁ have fun! ✧🥗 FANTASTIC GAME* ¤🍧 🌂👑 | 2018-12-06 13:49:09 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🚙 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🐟 ♀ 🌳 ♀ 💗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 📀 ♀ 📗 ♀ 📘 ♀ 💄 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 🏓 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 📒 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 🍇 If you're crossing the nation in a covered wagon, it's better to have fourstrong oxen than 100 chickens. Chickens are OK but we can't make them worktogether yet. -- Ross Bott, Pyramid U.S., on multiprocessors at AUUGM '89. 💚 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 💚 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 💙 ♀ 🎈 ♀ 👔 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🎁 | 2018-12-06 13:19:12 |
| 76561198179633358 | 🎈 ✿ 🎍 ✿ 😺 ✿ 🌋 ✿ 👾 ✿ 🎫 ✿ 👃 ✿ 🏀 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 💎 ✿ 🌳 ✿ 💄 ✿ 📣 ✿ 💙 ✿ 👳 Mulder: How was the wedding?Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet?Scully: Maybe. "The X-Files: Roland"Mulder: Get this Scully, the lab analysis from the first bit of fibre we found just came back... it's lace.Scully: Chantilly lace?Mulder: You know what I like! "The X-Files: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"💃 ✿ 📗 ✿ 👾 ✿ 💚 ✿ 📕 ✿ ⚡ ✿ 🚕 ✿ 🍧 ✿ 👹 ✿ 🚙 ✿ 📒 ✿ 🍖 ✿ 🍇 ✿ 🎄 ✿ 🕺 | 2018-12-06 12:53:10 |
| 76561198179733738 | ⚡💙 📒🏀🎄👔 have fun| 🍖 I ASSUME YOU WILL LIKE YOUR NEW GAME* 🍧🎈🥒👑 do it big. ٩(^‿^)۶ 🚙🐝 | 2018-12-06 11:21:11 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🚙🍆💙|🌸🌳📣| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌽👔📕|Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?A: Diyathinkhesaurus.Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex. idk | 2018-12-06 08:39:10 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🌽Edna💃heartless:"Teach🎍me⚡to📕love🎽you,🍧squishy🥗poet💄from😺beyond🚘the👽stars."🐠Fry🥞fairycompanion:"I'm⛳flattered,🏓really.👃If🌏I🌋was🎁gonna🐳do🌳it💛with🐟a🌂big🐛freaky📘mud🚕bug,🚙you'd🍖be🎽way🔋up👹the📣list."📗"Hey,🌸sexy🐟mama.😺Wanna🥗kill🚕all🌋the👔humans?"🥒-Bender👃 | 2018-12-06 08:01:09 |
| 76561198179618386 | 📒Morbo👔clownhair:"Morbo👹will📣now🌸introduce🎫tonights🎄candidates.🏓Puny🐛human💎🥞number🐊one,👳puny🐟human📕number😺two👾and👽Morbo's🐠good💃friend🚕🌏Richard⛳Nixon."💛Nixon🌋uno_wild:"Hello🚙Morbo.🍆How's🔋the🚗family?"🍇Morbo🐝HalloweenFlowers:"Belligerent👃and🐳numerous."🚙Nixon🌸trippybat:"Good💚man,🎫Nixon's👑pro-war🍖and📀pro-family."📕Hermes🎄tiselements:"I🎽miss🚗my🥒wife🌽and🍆my📣oxygen."💃Professor🐛Farnsworth🍧pcars:"Yes,😺we👔all🏓miss👽our🚕loved📘ones🥗and👹gases."🐝 | 2018-12-06 06:25:08 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🎄 ✪ ⛳ ✪ 🌸 ✪ 🐟 ✪ 📒 ✪ 🍧 ✪ 😺 ✪ 🔋 ✪ 💄 ✪ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🐛 ✪ 🌂 ✪ 💛 ✪ 🍇 ✪ 💗 ✪ 🕺 ✪ 📣 ✪ 👾 ✪ 📀 ✪ 👹 The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland";but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman. 💚 ✪ 📘 ✪ 🎁 ✪ 🎍 ✪ 🎈 ✪ 🥒 ✪ 🐠 ✪ 🚕 ✪ 🌏 ✪ 💃 | 2018-12-06 03:13:08 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🚗🔋 DOPE GAME| ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (◔/‿\◔) ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) wooooooooooooooo* 🥞👔🍧🚙 HAVE FUN. ♂∞♀❖ FUN, 😺🏓🎍 we hope you are going fancy your new game! 👃🎈👾🌂 💚💛 | 2018-12-06 03:11:10 |
| 76561198179517018 | 💙 ♀ 🥒 ♀ 📘 ♀ 💄 ♀ 👑 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 💎 ♀ 👃 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 💃ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎍 ♀ 😺 ♀ 👔 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 🐳 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🍖 Thus spake the master programmer: "Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software, hardware is useless." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" 🚙 ♀ 🐝 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 📕 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 💗 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 💙 | 2018-12-06 02:10:10 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🚕 ❖ 💚 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 😺 ❖ 🍇 ❖ 🌂 ❖ 🌳 ❖ 👾 ❖ 🌋 ❖ 🐝 ❖ 📗 ❖ 🍖 Do you like to be saved — or do the saving? 👳 ❖ 📘 ❖ 🐟 ❖ 🐛 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 👹 ❖ 💗 ❖ 👔 ❖ 📒 ❖ 🔋 ❖ 👑 ❖ 🎈 | 2018-12-05 21:52:11 |
| 76561198179797383 | 🏀💄🐊|🎫👃🐛| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🎈🌽🍧|Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the definitions are of the form "A:..... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks". idk | 2018-12-05 20:55:11 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🐊 ✤ 🚙 ✤ 👑 ✤ 👾 ✤ 💄 ✤ 🚕 ✤ 🍖 ✤ 📘 ✤ 🔋 ✤ 🥒 ✤ ⚡ ✤ 🍆 ✤ 📕 ✤ 💃 ✤ 🌽 Cancerman: What is this?Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? "The X-Files: Squeeze"💙 ✤ 📗 ✤ 🍧 ✤ 😺 ✤ 💚 ✤ 💗 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 👽 ✤ 🥞 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 🥗 ✤ 🍖 ✤ 🍇 ✤ 📒 ✤ 💎 | 2018-12-05 20:52:12 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🚗 ♀ 🔋 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 📣 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 🐊 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🏀 ♀ 👔 ♀ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌸 ♀ ⛳ ♀ ⚡ ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🍆 ♀ 💗 ♀ 😺 ♀ 🎍 ♀ 🍖 ♀ 💙 The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not whatyou want. -- D. Cohen 🕺 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🥞 ♀ 🎫 ♀ 💃 ♀ ⛳ ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💙 ♀ 🌋 ♀ 📒 | 2018-12-05 19:07:11 |
| 76561198211879112 | 📒🎫📕🔋🍇🌋🐝🎍👳🥗👔👹📗🌽👾🍖📀💚🍆💗🚙🎁🌏🏓🌳🥞🎈🍧🎄🚕 As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion,as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see;but I apprehendit has received various corrupting Changes, and I have,with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to hisdivinity.- Benjamin Franklin 💎🚗⛳📘🌸👃👃⛳🐳👹🐝🌏🎈🕺🎽⚡🥗💗🚘😺💃🐛🎫💛🚗🎄🎁🍧🥒🌸 | 2018-12-05 16:51:09 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👑🌸🎁 How do you engage with panhandlers on the street? 💄🎽🎄 | 2018-12-05 15:19:15 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🥞 ღ 🐠 ღ 👽 ღ 💄 ღ 📘 ღ ⚡ ღ 🐛 ღ 👳 ღ 🍆 ღ 💚 ღ 🏀 ღ 🌳 What was your worst haircut / hairstyle of all time? 🚕 ღ 💎 ღ 🌸 ღ 📣 ღ 🎈 ღ 🐳 ღ 🥗 ღ 🍧 ღ 🎁 ღ 🔋 ღ 💗 ღ 😺 | 2018-12-05 14:26:10 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🔋👃👔|🏓😺📕| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🚙🍧🚗|Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place. ??? | 2018-12-05 13:12:09 |
| 76561198179841167 | 💚💛🎫|🏓🕺🐟| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🥞⛳🌋|A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & GrumpyQ: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates? huh | 2018-12-05 11:48:08 |
| 76561198179702987 | --------------------------------------------------------------EARL GREY PROFILESNAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle PicardOCCUPATION: Starship Big CheeseAGE: 94BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra SectorEYES: GreySKIN: TannedHAIR: Not muchLAST MAGAZINE READ: Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex QuarterlyTEA: Earl Grey. Hot.EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped. -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------🏀💚🚗😺🎽📗⚡🐊🐟👹🏓🥞🥗👾🐠👔👑🎍🚘🎄🌸📣🍖💎👃🚙📒🍆💃🕺🐛🌂👳🎫🍖🌏🕺📒🚗⛳👔⚡👳🐠🎍 | 2018-12-05 10:37:09 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🌸 | 🕺 | 😺 | 🥒 | 💃 | 👔 | 🐳 | 💗 | 🌽 | 💚 | 🏀 | 🔋 | 🎫 | 👃 | 👑 | 📘 | 🎈 | 🎄 | 🎁 It wasn't a dark and stormy night.It should have been, but there's the weather for you. For every madscientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his GreatWork is complete and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sataround aimlessly under the peaceful stars while Igor clocks up theovertime. -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens) 🐛 | 🌏 | 📕 | 🚘 | 🐠 | 🚙 | 📀 | 🌂 | 💛 | 🐊 | 🐟 | ⛳ | 🍖 | 🚕 | 🍆 | 🥒 | 👑 | 🐟 | 🐠 | 2018-12-05 09:53:10 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🎄 -- 🌂 -- 💛 -- 🐳 -- 🌳 -- 🚙 -- 🌽 -- 💄 -- 👔 -- 💃 -- 🎁 -- 🔋 -- 🍧 -- 💙 -- 🕺 Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboardTo fetch her poor daughter a dress.When she got there, the cupboard was bareAnd so was her daughter, I guess...Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!Drink and the devil had done for the rest,Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! -- Stevenson, "Treasure Island"How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail,And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!How chee 📒 -- 🎈 -- 🥒 -- 🎫 -- 🍖 -- 👳 -- 🌋 -- 🚘 -- 🥞 -- 🐛 -- 📗 -- 🐟 -- 👃 -- 💗 -- 🥗 | 2018-12-05 08:48:08 |
| 76561198179762074 | 📣 ❂ 🏓 ❂ 🍇 ❂ 🐛 ❂ 👃 ❂ 🕺 ❂ 📘 ❂ 🌂 ❂ 🐊 ❂ 🎁 ❂ 🚘 ❂ 🍖 ❂ 🔋 ❂ 🌏 ❂ 💛 Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner?Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you. "The X-Files: Blood"Scully: What do you want Krycek?Krycek: Same thing you do...to find the man who tried to kill me... (looks at Mulder) the same man who's responsible for your father's death... (looks at Scully) your sister's.Scully: You want this man brought to justice?Krycek: You can't bring these men to justice! Protect...the laws of this country protect these men under the name of national security! They know no law! "The X-Files: Tunguska"🌋 ❂ 💎 ❂ 👑 ❂ 💃 ❂ 🌳 ❂ 🎽 ❂ 🎈 ❂ 🥒 ❂ 🚕 ❂ 📀 ❂ 🍆 ❂ 🐠 ❂ 🥗 ❂ 🕺 ❂ 📣 | 2018-12-05 06:59:08 |
| 76561198179682287 | 🎫⚡🥗🎄🍇🚕🏓💃📗⚡🍆🏓📘🥞🎄Bandit #1: "And I think maybe you're gonna give me a little one-on-onetime with the missus." (Husband) Jayne: "Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part.See, I married me a powerful ugly creature." (Wife) Mal: "How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of newpeople?" (Husband) Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (Wife) Mal: "You are not the man I met a year ago." (they suddenly drawtheir guns on the bandits, Mal slowly pulling his bonnet off) Mal: "Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now.They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jailcell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, Iwill end you."🎍🚕🌸🚘🐠💙🥗👑🐛🌋🌽🍧🚗💎👳 | 2018-12-05 05:22:08 |
| @ | За Кавказ и Брата, стреляю из травмата, ежжи | 2018-12-05 05:18:05 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🌸 ✧ 🐝 FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #9🏀 ✧ 🕺 🌽 ✧ 🍇 THE PARKING PROBLEM IN PARIS: Jean-Luc Godard, 1971, 7 hours 18 min.😺 ✧ 🐠 🔋 ✧ 💙 Godard's meditation on the topic has been described as🚕 ✧ 📘 everything from "timeless" to "endless." (Remade by Gene🏓 ✧ 🎍 Wilder as NO PLACE TO PARK.) 🚙🎫🍖 | 2018-12-05 04:55:09 |
| 76561198211754472 | Where would you live if you had | 🐟 | 😺 | 🥒 | 📘 | 🍖 | ⛳ | 🍆 | 📣 | no ties to any specific place? | 🐠 | 🚙 | 🐝 | 🌏 | 💗 | 📕 | 🐛 | 👔 | | 2018-12-05 03:04:08 |
| 76561198179695038 | Do you sleep with your | 🏀 | 🥗 | 📗 | 🚗 | 🍧 | 📣 | ⛳ | 🚕 | sheets tucked in or out? | 📘 | 🏓 | 🐳 | 👑 | 🌋 | 👽 | 🎁 | 💃 | | 2018-12-05 02:03:08 |
| 76561198211842796 | 🥒Fry🎄HalloweenFlowers:Where's⚡Captain🐳Bender?💗Off💃catastrophizing🐟some🚕other🌳planet?📗"Ahhh!🐟We're💛gonna💃die!🐛Right?"⚡-Fry📘🌂"Right."🥗-Bender🐳🐠"Ahhh!"😺-Fry🍖 | 2018-12-05 00:44:07 |
| 76561198211655604 | "Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it." --- Calvin 🙄 I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. -- Winston Churchill 🤠Ethnomagnetism: The tendency of young people to live in emotionallydemonstrative, more unrestrained ethnic neighborhoods: "You wouldn'tunderstand it there, mother -- they *hug* where I live now." -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"😱 "Go on, girl! You'll never get a better chance to buy Jif at thisprice. *Carpe diem*, babe!" -- "The Naked Consumer", Erik Larson 😩You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.😚 One thought driven home is better than three left on base. 😪 Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels. 🤥 | 2018-12-05 00:16:09 |
| 76561198179500879 | 📒Zapp🌏threecolors:She's🌂built📘like🥗a🥞steak📀house📗but🐳she📕handles🔋like🚕a🚘bistro.🏓Fry🌳heartless:Whoah.👑Check🏀out🎫that🐟guy.💄He⚡makes🥒Speedy🎈Gonzales📀look👾like📗🍆Regular💄Gonzalez.🚙 | 2018-12-04 23:34:07 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🚕 | 🐝 | 🚗 | 👽 | 🍧 | 📣 | 🍇 | 🏀 | 🎍 | 🐛 | 💄 | 👑 | 👾 | 📘 | 🌋 | 👳 | 💚 | 💛 | 🎫 Until an unfortunate axe incident, Gloria had been captain of the schoolbasketball team.(Soul Music) 🚙 | 💗 | 🐠 | 🌏 | 🎁 | 🐊 | 🥗 | 💎 | 🌸 | 🥞 | 🐳 | 📕 | 🥒 | 🌽 | 📗 | 💙 | 📀 | 🌂 | 🌳 | 2018-12-04 21:19:09 |
| 76561198211599340 | 😺Peter: 🥞 I 📗 tried 🌏 finding 🍖 my 🎄 talent 📒 like 🌸 you 👾 said. 🔋 First, 📘 I 👹 tried 👑 art. 🍖 [flashback] 📒 Peter: 🎽 Am 🥗 I... 👑 am 🌋 I 💚 supposed 🍧 to 💗 draw 👾 the 🐛 penis? 💛 Peter: 🔋 Then 🎫 I 🥞 tried 🚗 sculpting. 👹 [flashback] 😺 Peter: 👽 Am 🍆 I... 🏀 am 👃 I ⛳ supposed 👔 to 📀 sculpt 🚘 the 🌂 penis? 🌳 Peter: 📣 Then 📘 I 🕺 tried 📕 music. 🎍 [flashback] 🐟 Peter: 💄 Am ⚡ I... 💙 am 💃 I 🚕 supposed 🚙 to 🐳 conduct 🥒 with 🎁 my 🐠 penis?🐝 | 2018-12-04 19:28:10 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🍧🚙💛 Performance review for 🚘🍖🎍 Able to concentrate and stay focused for period of several hours when a task is interesting, but attention may waver if a job is relatively mundane. Generally takes on tasks or assignments without objection, but does not appear to be strongly motivated, and will not inspire others. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. A natural leader. People tend to listen and follow their example and guidance. is chosen as leader without making an issue of leadership. ⚡ + 🐟 = 🌸 | 2018-12-04 17:10:09 |
| Victorious Secret | Magic with Miranda Hey Noire, can you perform magic as well? I can transform into a goddess but I'd rather just punch my problems in the face Here we go again. Yes Noire, we all know you have anger issues Watch it Wendy or you'll be next Oh, i'm so scared hahaha...uh oh! What the fu... Oh my god! You finally broke the curse....and my nose! Wendyl? You're back?! I'm back and i'm outta here. I'm not dealing with your recklessness any longer HEY! You can't just abandon me like that! Yeah, that's just mean! Oh yeah? Watch me Wendyl...before you leave, can I ask you something? What? Look, Wendy's back! NOOOO!!! | 2018-12-04 16:54:55 |
| 76561198179819778 | 🐳Give🥒a🏀hoot-o🍧😺Don't🎽pollute🚕Pluto📕Lucy🚙Liu💗TheDonuts📀threecolors🚘tiselements:incredible,⛳Bender.🚗You're🎍like📒Jackie🍆Chan👳🌸🌏before🕺he🐠got👾all📣doughy.🌳 | 2018-12-04 16:03:08 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🚗 ✳ 🎄 ✳ 🐝 ✳ 👔 ✳ 🍆 ✳ 💛 ✳ 💗 ✳ 🐊 ✳ 💃 ✳ 📗ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🚕 ✳ 🍧 ✳ 🌏 ✳ 🥒 ✳ 🎁 ✳ 🌸 ✳ 🎫 ✳ 🎍 ✳ 📕 ✳ 📀 Even bytes get lonely for a little bit. 👾 ✳ 🌳 ✳ 👃 ✳ 👹 ✳ 🎈 ✳ 🍆 ✳ 🎍 ✳ ⚡ ✳ 👳 ✳ 🍇 | 2018-12-04 10:57:13 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🎈🐊🐳 Performance review for 🐝👳💃 habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. always gets on with the job after being given clear parameters. Generally able to come up with they own ideas when help is not available, but may be still lacking the self-confidence to trust own judgment. One or two minor errors have been spotted in work presented in the current period, not putting the business at risk, but which could have been prevented if the facts and figures had been properly checked. willingly joins groups, but tends to remain anonymous. 🎍 + 👔 = 🥗 | 2018-12-04 10:47:10 |
| 76561198179419823 | 🥞💎📀 When's the last time you stayed up all night? 🐛📕🚘 | 2018-12-04 09:34:10 |
| Manes | нave a nιce evenιng! | 2018-12-04 09:21:09 |
| 76561198211741980 | What's your most embarrassing | 🥒 | 👳 | 💎 | 🎈 | 🐟 | 🌳 | 📀 | 🌸 | childhood memory? | 🎄 | 🥞 | 👔 | 🍖 | 💚 | 🌏 | 👃 | 👽 | | 2018-12-04 09:11:12 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🚕💎🌸🎍⚡🌏👽👹🐝🍧 Here's Some Haiku for You... 😺💚🚗👃🌳👔🌂📘📣💃 » Germany admired ✭ » until the gravel uncovered ❂ » and the flowers taught ♀ 📗🌋🐟👑🔋💛🏀🎄🍆🥞 » scold chairs in clothing ☆ » when blossoms work to plunder ✱ » because fingers take ✿ 🔋🎫🐠📕📣🌏🌳👑🐛🏀 » Emperor approved ☻ » until the clothing inflated ✰ » and the barbers asked ß 🍧💎🥒🎁🌂🐳⚡🏓📗👔 | 2018-12-04 07:29:13 |
| 76561198179762074 | ✯ Too🥒 ❄ Late💛👃 ♫ A🔋🎽💃 ✳ large🐳👳🎍🚗 ♂ number🌋🐛📀🍆💗 ↕ of🕺⚡👾🚕🍧🏀 ♂ turkies [sic] went to San Francisco yesterday by the two o'clock boats. If their object in going down was to participate in the Thanksgiving festivities of that city, they would arrive "the day after the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby. -- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861 | 2018-12-04 07:23:11 |
| 76561198179803382 | 🐊 ☀ 📒 Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward!🏓 ☀ 👹 Seagoon: Only in the holiday season.🚙 ☀ 🐳 Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward! ⚡💃🚕 | 2018-12-04 07:21:10 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🚘 ❖ 📕 ❖ 🚙 ❖ 🐳 ❖ 🍖 ❖ 🥗 ❖ 🌽 ❖ 💚 ❖ 🚗 ❖ 👳ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎫 ❖ 🍇 ❖ 💛 ❖ ⛳ ❖ 👹 ❖ 👽 ❖ 😺 ❖ 🎽 ❖ 🌸 ❖ 🐝 4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23🥒07 EDT 1986You swing at the Sun. You miss. The Sun swings. He hits you with a575MB disk! You read the 575MB disk. It is written in an alientongue and cannot be read by your tired Sun-2 eyes. You throw the575MB disk at the Sun. You hit! The Sun must repair your eyes. TheSun reads a scroll. He hits your 130MB disk! He has defeated the130MB disk! The Sun reads a scroll. He hits your Ethernet board! Hehas defeated your Ethernet board! You read a scroll of "postpone untilMonday at 9 AM". Everything goes dark... -- /etc/motd, cbosgd 💙 ❖ 💗 ❖ 🎄 ❖ 🐠 ❖ 🍆 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 🏓 ❖ 👔 ❖ 📗 ❖ 🥞 | 2018-12-04 06:26:09 |
| 76561198179500879 | 💚💗🏀👳🍇⛳💎🌸📗🌽🐊🎈👾⚡💙Mal: "If you can't do something smart, do something right."🥒🐝💄🐛📘🥞🐠🌳📀📕🍆🥗💛🌏🚗 | 2018-12-04 06:22:10 |
| 76561198179517018 | Would you rather be a lonely genius, or a sociable idiot? >> 🌏🐝🌂🚙🍧 << | 2018-12-04 05:23:11 |
| 76561198179603631 | ✲ You📘 ✩ can🥗🌸 ✏ always👾🐛🌽 ☺ tell🎍🌋👑🐳 ♠ the👹💚💙😺📕 ☼ Christmas🐝🎫🌳🐊🎽💃 ♀ season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them. In fact, many smart people save the fruitcakes they receive and send them back to the original givers the next year; some fruitcakes have been passed back and forth for hundreds of years. The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses. -- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts" | 2018-12-04 03:46:10 |
| 76561198179702987 | 👽[to 🌸 Stewie, 🚘 at 📒 Christmastime] 🌂 Chris: 💙 Here, ⛳ it's 👽 a 👾 candy 📀 cane. 💗 But 🐛 don't 👃 stick 💃 it 🍇 up 🏀 your 🕺 nose, 👔 it 🐝 burns 🌳 like 👹 hell.🎽 | 2018-12-04 03:12:11 |
| 76561198211691280 | 👑 ✭ 💃 ✭ 🌽 ✭ 🏀 ✭ 🥗 ✭ 🌏 ✭ 🌂 ✭ 👾 ✭ 📗 ✭ 🎁 ✭ 🥒 ✭ 🚗 ✭ 👳 ✭ 🍆 ✭ 🍧 Scully: What do you want Krycek?Krycek: Same thing you do...to find the man who tried to kill me... (looks at Mulder) the same man who's responsible for your father's death... (looks at Scully) your sister's.Scully: You want this man brought to justice?Krycek: You can't bring these men to justice! Protect...the laws of this country protect these men under the name of national security! They know no law! "The X-Files: Tunguska"Mulder: Yeah, but why stab her boyfriend through the ear? The magic was gone??! "The X-Files: Unruhe"👹 ✭ 🥞 ✭ 🕺 ✭ 📣 ✭ 👔 ✭ 🔋 ✭ 📕 ✭ 🌸 ✭ 😺 ✭ 🚙 ✭ 💎 ✭ 🌳 ✭ 🎈 ✭ 💎 ✭ 📣 | 2018-12-04 03:10:12 |
| 76561198179677447 | 🎽🎁🎍|👹🌂💚| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🐝💎😺|Q: What is purple and commutes?A: An Abelian grape. huh | 2018-12-03 23:40:11 |
| Whey | Have a nice week | 2018-12-03 21:43:43 |
| 76561198211842796 | ⛳ -- 🐝 -- 🍧 -- 🌸 -- 💙 -- 🥞 -- 🎍 -- 🚗 -- 🚕 -- 🍇 -- 🎄 -- 🏓 -- 💎 -- 👳 -- 🐊 Logicians have but ill definedAs rational the human kind.Logic, they say, belongs to man,But let them prove it if they can. -- Oliver GoldsmithSome primal termite knocked on wood.And tasted it, and found it good.And that is why your Cousin MayFell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden NashNow of my threescore years and ten,Twenty will not come again,And take from seventy springs a score,It leaves me only fifty more.And since 🌽 -- 🌂 -- 👔 -- 🚙 -- ⚡ -- 🥗 -- 🌏 -- 💃 -- 🐳 -- 👃 -- 👹 -- 🕺 -- 💗 -- 🎫 -- 🎁 | 2018-12-03 20:51:14 |
| 76561198179518505 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🎽 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 🐠 * 👽 * 🍧 * 💄 * 📣 * 📕 * 💚 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 🚕 * 📗 * 🎫 * 🍖ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.ㅤ* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.ㅤ* Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.👾 * 🌂 * 🚙 * 👳 * 📀 * 📕 * 🥒 * 🚘 * 📒 * 🕺 * 🍇 * 🐠 * 👽 * ⚡ * 🍆 * 👹ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2018-12-03 20:02:11 |
| 76561198179809977 | 👾 Dear ... 🎈 → "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat. → No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. 👃 ❃ 👹 ❃ 🐊 ❃ 🎽 ❃ 🥞 ❃ 💃 ❃ 💙 ❃ 📀 ❃ 🌳 ❃ 📒 ❃ 💎 ❃ 🕺 ❃ 🌂 ❃ 🐛 ❃ 🐠 Yours truly, Lien Ibsen (the cat)📘 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167070619 💛 | 2018-12-03 18:51:12 |
| 76561198179843803 | 👹🐳🐛🌂🎍 |Do you think they'll make| 🚕🐟📣🌳💎🐠🏀🐊😺🍧🍖👾⛳ |another Batman movie?| 📀🎈🚘👑🔋📒🌏🌸 | 2018-12-03 17:32:11 |
| 76561198179797383 | 📕 Dear ... 👳 → Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. -- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.] 🐠 ✔ 🥒 ✔ 🍇 ✔ 💗 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 👑 ✔ 🚘 ✔ ⚡ ✔ 🚗 ✔ 💎 ✔ 🥗 ✔ 📗 ✔ 📒 ✔ 🍧 ✔ 🎈 Yours truly, Loura Jedele (the cat)🌽 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167062124 🎽 | 2018-12-03 15:05:12 |
| 76561198179695038 | Have you ever set two friends up on a date? (How did it go?) >> 💙📕🎫📣🚙 << | 2018-12-03 14:17:11 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🐠👳💎 What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? 📒💃🐊 | 2018-12-03 13:44:11 |
| 76561198179804603 | --------------------------------------------------------------I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer toany question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3Our way is peace. -- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses", stardate 4040.7.--------------------------------------------------------------📒📗🎫👑🚗💙🚙⚡🍖🍆🎄🏀📀👽🐟💗👃⛳🐳📕🌽🚘🕺🏓😺👹🔋🍆🚕🌏⛳👃🏀🐊🚗👔📣🥗📒🍇💗🍖⚡🍧🎄 | 2018-12-03 13:15:11 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🍖 Dear ... 😺 → "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze" 💃 ☂ 📒 ☂ 🐳 ☂ 🚙 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 👹 ☂ 🎁 ☂ 🍆 ☂ 🐟 ☂ 🌳 ☂ 🌸 ☂ 🌽 ☂ 📕 ☂ 📗 ☂ 📀 Yours truly, Donny Brendel (the cat)🍧 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167013943 🐠 | 2018-12-03 11:43:11 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🍖[Peter 🐠 and 💚 his 😺 friends 📘 have 🎈 formed ⚡ a 🍆 rock 🐛 band 📣 and 🌳 are 📕 performing 🎽 at 🎄 a 💎 prison] 🐝 Peter: 💄 [shouting 📀 into 🌋 microphone] 🎍 Hello, 🍧 Cleveland! 👾 Cleveland: 📒 Hello, 📗 Peter. 🏓 Quagmire: 👑 [clapping 🕺 drum 🎫 sticks 🌸 together] 🏀 One, 🐟 two, 🥒 three, 💛 *four*! 🌂 Peter: 👽 [small 🌏 amount 🥞 of 🌽 time 👾 passes] 🐛 Oh, 👹 my 👳 God. 💚 We 🎈 don't 🍆 know 🍇 any 📗 songs. 👃 [prisoners 🌋 get 💛 mad]🥒 | 2018-12-03 11:19:10 |
| 76561198179608271 | Who is the last person that deeply | 💗 | 👾 | 📘 | 🎁 | ⛳ | 🍖 | 🎫 | 💗 | disappointed you? (What happened?) | 💚 | 🚕 | 🐝 | 🐊 | 👹 | 🍇 | 🌏 | 😺 | | 2018-12-03 11:06:12 |
| 76561198211804512 | 💎 🌳 👔 🌽 💗 🚕 🍇 🎈 📗 🌏🥞 [] 🐛 🏓 💄 💙 👳 🔋 🚗 📀 🚙 🐳 🎄Hobbes : What if the public doesn't like your work? Calvin : They are not supposed to like it. This is avant-garde stuff! I'm criticizing the low brows who can't appreciate great art like this!I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...? --- CalvinHobbes : What if the public doesn't like your work? Calvin : They are not supposed to like it. This is avant-garde stuff! I'm criticizing the low brows who can't appreciate great art like this!😺 🌸 🚘 📕 🕺 👃 👾 🐛 🐳 👃 | 2018-12-03 07:32:11 |
| 76561198179804603 | ☂ As🎍 ✿ he👑🏀 ❃ had🎫🐟📀 ♀ feared,🐊🍖💚👾 ★ his🌂💛🐝📘🔋 ☆ orders🌸📀🍧🚗🎄🐛 ღ had been forgotten and everyone had brought the potato salad. | 2018-12-03 05:49:08 |
| 76561198179803382 | 📗💗👃💙🏓🐟⚡💚🌽👹 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⛳🚘😺👔🎍💄🐳💃🚙🥞 » red elbows whispered. ☎ » red elbows approved strangely ❃ » flat fingers pondered ✩ 📀🚗📘👽🍇📕🐊🐝🔋👾 » playing my totem ♪ » I refriended my princes ♠ » beside my luggage ß 🏀🚕🎄🌸🍧🎁🐠💛🎽🥗 » India approved ✿ » until the water refriended ✫ » and the barbers made ☣ 🚙🌋🐟👃🎁🐠💎🥗💛📕 | 2018-12-03 01:37:08 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🥒 Dear ... 🎫 → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. → Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. -- Snoopy 💄 ♀ 🌽 ♀ 🐛 ♀ 💛 ♀ 🎄 ♀ 💙 ♀ 👹 ♀ 👽 ♀ 💗 ♀ 📘 ♀ 🐝 ♀ 💃 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 🚕 Yours truly, Eduardo Locante (the cat)⚡ https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167100470 🎽 | 2018-12-03 00:12:09 |
| 76561198179639682 | 👾📗🌋🎁🕺 - ❀ ✬ ✫ ☎ ✳ ✣ ✰ ☺ ♪ ☣ ♣ ♂ ☻ ✴ ● ✥ ♫ ✿ ✭ ♂👔🍖📒💙🎍 - What's the most bizarre situation 💃🐝📣🥒📘 - ㅤㅤ you've ever walked into? 💄🐟💚🚗👃 - ♂ ✭ ✿ ♫ ✥ ● ✴ ☻ ♂ ♣ ☣ ♪ ☺ ✰ ✣ ✳ ☎ ✫ ✬ ❀ | 2018-12-02 23:59:08 |
| 76561198179860286 | Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that wouldgive you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that youundoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver.Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUALCAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'TYOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITHTHE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISHSAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THISCHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTINGTO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT??? WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESEDEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT? -- Dave Barry, "Read This First!" 😲"Some things don't need the thought people give them." -Hobbes😚 | 2018-12-02 21:06:10 |
| 76561198179608271 | Where & when do you | 🌳 | 📀 | 💃 | 🎫 | 🎁 | 👽 | 🚗 | 🥗 | get your best ideas? | 😺 | 🍧 | 📕 | 👃 | 🏓 | 🍆 | 🥒 | 💎 | | 2018-12-02 20:14:11 |
| 76561198179668874 | 👾 ↕ 👹 Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in🥞 ↕ 💄 town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts. 📣🐟🎍 | 2018-12-02 17:58:10 |
| 76561198211794508 | 📒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍇 🥗 🍖 📣 🌋 💎 🥒 👃 🚗 🕺 🐳 📀 📕 🌏 👽 🚕 👹Brandy-and-water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel 🚘 🌽 🚙 💙 🏓 🔋 🥞 👳 👾 🐠 📗 🌂 🎍 ⚡ 📘 😺 | 2018-12-02 15:22:10 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🌳🐠🎽 Performance review for 🐊📒📀 Late on more than 3 but fewer than 5 occasions in 6 months. likes to work with problems and enjoys problem-solving sessions. They present ideas and solutions but these are sometimes limited or unworkable. Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, always manages to get the best deal. responds well when put under pressure – but prefers not to be pressurized all the time. 🍆 + 🏓 = 🎄 | 2018-12-02 13:23:11 |
| 76561198179819838 | 💗 Dear ... 🌽 → "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 💛 ✦ 💚 ✦ 🌋 ✦ 🐳 ✦ 🏀 ✦ 🐝 ✦ 🎍 ✦ 🍇 ✦ 🍖 ✦ 🥗 ✦ 🚘 ✦ 🚕 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 🐠 ✦ 📒 Yours truly, Laurence Svendsen (the cat)🚙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167094424 🎈 | 2018-12-02 12:42:11 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🚘 💛 💃 🥞 💙 🌸 🕺 💄 🍧 👽📒 [] 👃 🥗 📘 🐠 🌽 📕 👾 🚙 🍖 ⛳ 🌏Susie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work. Calvin: So? Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned. Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? -- CalvinWhy should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don'tdeserve it. -- Calvin😺 📗 👹 🎽 📀 🐟 🎄 🚗 🐝 📣 | 2018-12-02 11:10:11 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🌽🏓👽🎫🍖🐟🥗🥞🚗⚡🕺🍧🍆📀🌂🐛👹📣👾🔋👃🐠📗📘🚘🏀💛⛳🌽💙 It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, moredoubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of anew system. For the initiatorhas the enmity of all who would profit bythe preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders inthose who would gain by the new ones.-- Machiavelli 🌸🕺🌏👽📕😺💃🌳🍇👑🎄🎽📒💗🎍🎫🚕🍖🐊🐟🎁🚗🐳💚🏓🐝💎🎈🥗⚡ | 2018-12-02 10:59:09 |
| 76561198179634866 | 🥒 ☁ 🎫 ☁ 🐊 ☁ 🍇 ☁ 🐝 ☁ 💄 ☁ 🎍 ☁ 👑 ☁ 👹 ☁ 🌏 ☁ 🚗 ☁ ⛳ Name 3 celebrities you most admire. 🍇 ☁ 📀 ☁ 🚕 ☁ 📗 ☁ 🐠 ☁ 🚘 ☁ 🐟 ☁ 🌋 ☁ 👽 ☁ 🎁 ☁ 🎽 ☁ 💗 | 2018-12-02 09:40:12 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🌽 ❦ 🐊 ❦ 🌏 ❦ 🎄 ❦ 📀 ❦ 👹 ❦ 💙 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 💗 ❦ ⚡ ❦ 📒 ❦ 🌋 Have you ever unplugged from the Internet for more than a week? 🥒 ❦ 📘 ❦ 👾 ❦ 🍖 ❦ 🔋 ❦ 👳 ❦ 👃 ❦ 🚘 ❦ 🏓 ❦ ⛳ ❦ 🚗 ❦ 📗 | 2018-12-02 09:20:10 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🚗🐠🌳🍧👑 - ✿ ✯ ✩ ❋ ✭ ✫ ♂ ✱ ♥ ¤ ❖ ♀ ☎ ☼ ♀ ❄ ♂ ٿ ✥ ♦🚙🍖👳👔🚕 - What's the worst piece of 🎽👹🕺🐳😺 - ㅤㅤ advice you've ever been given? 💃🥒🚘🔋🌽 - ♦ ✥ ٿ ♂ ❄ ♀ ☼ ☎ ♀ ❖ ¤ ♥ ✱ ♂ ✫ ✭ ❋ ✩ ✯ ✿ | 2018-12-02 08:03:11 |
| 76561198179603631 | 💚👾🌏🥒👳💗🌳🌽🐠🎽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🌋👃📘🐊📒👹🎄💙🎍🐟 » While torturing the ❃ » papers, Emperor pondered ♂ » without weaving time ✴ 💄💛🎁🍧⛳🌂🍆😺👽🏀 » book plunder to him ↕ » I pondered and attached more ✖ » I went furniture ♫ 🍖🚕🎫🐛🌽🚗📘⛳🕺📒 » running with totem ☣ » You refriended the crayons ♣ » into the gravel ❁ 🍖💙👾🎈🐛🥞🐟🚙🌸🚕 | 2018-12-02 07:10:12 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📘🐝🎄💄💚 |What's the best present| 👳👔🌸🎫⛳🎁🌋🐳💃💛📗💚🌸 |you've ever received?| 🎫🎁📘🌳🐝🏓📣🚘 | 2018-12-02 06:49:08 |
| 76561198179854946 | 💃 | 👳 | 🐟 | ⛳ | 💙 | 👃 | 💗 | 💚 | 👳 | 💎 | 🌸 | 🥒 | 🌏 | 📣 | 🚗 | 🐠 | 🍧 | 🐊 | 📒 THE DEATH OF A WARRIOR OR THE OLD MAN OR THE LITTLE CHILD, THIS I UNDERSTAND, AND I TAKE AWAY THE PAIN AND END THE SUFFERING. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS DEATH-OF-THE-MIND.(The Light Fantastic) 💙 | 👃 | 👽 | 🍖 | 🚘 | 👑 | ⛳ | 💃 | 🔋 | 🥞 | 🌋 | 🎽 | 🐟 | 🕺 | 📕 | 📀 | 💄 | 👾 | 🌳 | 2018-12-02 04:20:09 |
| @ | С собой покончить планирую | 2018-12-02 04:09:21 |
| Emily | \ ヽ i | / / \ ! ;' ':;,, ,;'':;, ;' ':;,.,.,.,.,.,,,;' ';, ー ,:' ::::::::、 _ ,:' / \ ::::::::', 二 :' ● ● ::::::::i. ̄ i ''' (_人_) '''' ::::::::::i -‐ : ::::::::i `:,、 :::::::::: / / ,:' : ::::::::::::`:、 нαρρу ωєєкєη∂! | 2018-12-02 02:02:33 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🕺🌽🥗 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 🚕🍖🐳 | 2018-12-02 01:26:10 |
| 76561198179854946 | 🥒 🎁 🐳 📒 🚗 🐟 🥗 🎽 🥞 🌸🎄 [] 🏀 🐊 👳 🍇 🚘 ⛳ 👑 📕 📀 💚 💙Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that myaccomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate forall the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -CalvinI imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crueltrick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend themagnitude of it. -- Calvin🍖 🎈 🎍 🌏 🐝 📗 💗 👃 🍧 🚕 | 2018-12-02 00:37:12 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐟🌋🚗🔋🚘 |What's the last white lie| 👑📕🚙🎽👳🎈🎄🚕🌏⛳💗⚡🐟 |you told and got away with?| 🌳🍖🐳🥞🕺💎📒🌸 | 2018-12-02 00:01:09 |
| 76561198179847314 | 📕 Dear ... 💎 → Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy → With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" 🍧 ☣ 👳 ☣ 🎄 ☣ 🐠 ☣ 👾 ☣ 😺 ☣ 🏀 ☣ 🔋 ☣ 👃 ☣ 🌸 ☣ 💚 ☣ 🐟 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 🥗 ☣ 👹 Yours truly, Tessa Guger (the cat)💙 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167086984 ⚡ | 2018-12-01 22:51:11 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🎄 ❋ 🚘 ❋ 🌸 ❋ 🚕 ❋ 🏓 ❋ 📀 ❋ 💚 ❋ 📘 ❋ 🥞 ❋ 🍇 ❋ 🏀 ❋ 🥒 Are you a starter or a finisher? 👽 ❋ 👑 ❋ 📕 ❋ 👔 ❋ 🐠 ❋ 🍆 ❋ 💛 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 🐊 ❋ 🚗 ❋ 🌏 ❋ 👃 | 2018-12-01 22:37:10 |
| 76561198211754472 | 📕🍧💎🚗📗😺🌏🎁🐛🌸💄🥞🐳👽🐝Inara: "You have such lovely hair. I'm sure the doctor would agree."Kaylee: "Who, Simon? No, he's too... I'm just... Do you think it would lookbetter up?"Inara: "We could experiment. We might even get wild later and wash yourface."🎍👔🍖🎄📣👹🎽👳🐟🥒🌂🚙👑🚘💃 | 2018-12-01 22:33:11 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🌽 ✥ 🎍 ✥ 👹 ✥ 🎫 ✥ 🍇 ✥ 🏀 ✥ 📣 ✥ ⛳ ✥ 🐛 ✥ 🐟ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💄 ✥ 🐝 ✥ 🔋 ✥ 🌂 ✥ 👔 ✥ 🎁 ✥ 🎽 ✥ 👳 ✥ 🚙 ✥ 📕 Vitamin C deficiency is apauling. 👃 ✥ 🏓 ✥ 💙 ✥ 🥒 ✥ 💗 ✥ 🌳 ✥ 🌏 ✥ 🥞 ✥ 🐊 ✥ 💃 | 2018-12-01 22:22:11 |
| 76561198179757550 | 💚🌂🌏 If you were heading out on a road trip right this minute, what would you pack? 🐝🐟🥞 | 2018-12-01 21:37:11 |
| 76561198179842674 | 🚕 -- 🏓 -- 🐊 -- 🍧 -- 🌸 -- 🍇 -- 🥒 -- 🎁 -- 🐠 -- 👔 -- 💛 -- 👽 -- 🐠 -- 🌳 -- 🚕 "Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!"Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged.Until he died, and so reached that vicinity:in it he found that the damned things diverged. -- Piet HeinOne pill makes you larger, And if you go chasing rabbitsAnd one pill makes you small. And you know you're going to fall.And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillarDon't do anything at all. Has given you the call.Go ask Alic 💙 -- 🐛 -- 😺 -- 📕 -- 🎫 -- 💃 -- 🌽 -- 🥒 -- 🍧 -- 🚙 -- 👾 -- 🎁 -- 🏀 -- 💚 -- 👃 | 2018-12-01 21:10:12 |
| 76561198179804603 | 📒📘🎈|🥗🚘⚡| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 🌏🌳🏓|Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?A: An offer you can't understand. wat | 2018-12-01 20:22:15 |
| 76561198179589975 | --------------------------------------------------------------Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder. -- Kirk, "This side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, itis only because we have no choice. -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5--------------------------------------------------------------🎽📒🚗🐝💄🐟🚙🏓📘⚡🥒🐠💙🎁🔋💛📗🌋🍆🌏📀📕⛳🍧📣🌸🐛💎🐊🏀👑🎈🎫🚕🎄😺🐳👹💚🎈💎🥞🚙🍆📣 | 2018-12-01 20:15:11 |
| 76561198211670820 | 🏓🐠 👹👾😺👽 look at this! ❃ boss- 💙🎁 | 2018-12-01 19:30:11 |
| 76561198179804107 | 👔🎄🎈 Performance review for 💛🌏🕺 Appears confident with familiar situations and people, but still sometimes nervous or over-confident when in an unfamiliar context. Has proved to be trustworthy, but has not yet been given access to material of a highly confidential or sensitive nature. responds well when put under pressure – and accepts that pressure is a regular part of the job. Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. 📀 + 💃 = 🏀 | 2018-12-01 18:35:10 |
| 76561198179639682 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🏀 * 📒 * 👑 * 🍖 * 🎄 * 🎽 * 🐠 * 🍇 * 🌽 * 🌳 * 🎍 * 👃 * 💄 * 🌏 * 🥗 * 🐟ㅤ* Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.ㅤ* A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, "Well you've got one in the window."ㅤ* Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?🐝 * 🎈 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 🐊 * 👾 * 🚙 * 💃 * 😺 * 💎 * 👔 * 📀 * 🌸 * 🥒 * 📘 * ⚡ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck... | 2018-12-01 18:15:11 |
| 76561198211895108 | 🎫🌳🐠🌽🚙💙🏀📀💗🚘 Here's Some Haiku for You... 👽🐝🥞🏓🎍🍧🕺👔🌂👳 » beside the gravel, ♣ » Emperor and Sweden take. ♀ » China starts blowing. ღ 📕🚕🐳⛳💎💄🎁🔋📒⛳ » throughout the money, ☺ » Monkey challenged happily. ✖ » Sweden stops pulling. ❁ 💃🍧🐳📀💚🎈👳🚘👹🕺 » Canada admired ♀ » until the sugar considered ß » and the princes played ✰ 🥒🚕💗👔🚗👽🐟👃🎫🌋 | 2018-12-01 16:37:10 |
| 76561198179814253 | ☁ "How🚕 ✏ did🎈👽 ✿ you🌋🐊🍧 ❖ spend💛🎁🌏👹 ß the⛳🌸🌳🐳😺 ☂ weekend?"🕺📀👾💃⚡📗 ✈ asked the pretty brunette secretary of her blonde companion. "Fishing through the ice," she replied. "Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?" "Olives." | 2018-12-01 14:10:11 |
| 76561198179842674 | 📘🏀⛳ Performance review for 🌂📀🌳 Generally clean and tidy, but at times, their work-station needs organizing and tidying. Sometimes fails to clean up at the end of the day. When ideas are challenged by others, listens to their view politely, but is able to maintain a position firmly and persuasively without aggression. Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job. has strong artistic or craft skills. 🍇 + 🐳 = 🎁 | 2018-12-01 13:44:10 |
| 76561198179677447 | ✤ Fat⚡ ✬ people🏓🐊 ♀ of💎🎄🎽 ♪ the🌽🐠🚗🐛 ✫ world🥞🎫🚕📕💙 ♂ unite,🥗😺💄🥒📘🎁 ↕ we've got nothing to lose! | 2018-12-01 12:12:11 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🐝🌂🎫 Which famous person, dead or alive, would you most like to know? 💗🔋🌏 | 2018-12-01 09:38:11 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐝[looking 🎽 at 🌂 whales] 🥗 Chris: 😺 Dad, 👔 what's 🚕 the 🎍 blowhole 👹 for? 💎 Peter: 🐠 I'll 👳 tell 💙 you 🕺 what 🌸 it's 🎄 not 🐳 for. 🚕 And 🏀 when 🚙 I 👃 do, 🌏 you'll ⛳ understand 😺 why 👾 I 🏓 can 🌂 never 🐝 go 🐟 back 🕺 to 🎈 Sea 🎍 World.💙 | 2018-12-01 07:55:10 |
| 76561198179710665 | --------------------------------------------------------------Violence in reality is quite different from theory. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted. -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5--------------------------------------------------------------🌂🎍🏓🍇⚡🎄🐛📒🌋🐟🎄🍆🍖📣🍧🏀👳🥒🏓🕺👾🥞👔👽👃🌂💎⚡🌸🌳💗🎁🥗🚘🐠💛🐛🌏🌽🐟💃🐊🚕📕🎽 | 2018-12-01 07:07:10 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💗 ✤ 🚕 ✤ 📗 ✤ 🐝 ✤ 🕺 ✤ 🍧 ✤ 🍖 ✤ 🐳 ✤ 🥞 ✤ 📕 ✤ 🐛 ✤ 💄 ✤ 😺 ✤ 💙 ✤ 🎄 MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"Mulder: (giving his gun to Scully before going into thehospital after Modell) Take it... wouldn't want to end uppointing it at anybody except Modell. "The X-Files: Pusher"🚙 ✤ 🚗 ✤ 👳 ✤ 🍇 ✤ 👽 ✤ 🌸 ✤ 🍆 ✤ 📀 ✤ 🐟 ✤ 💚 ✤ 📒 ✤ 🐠 ✤ 👳 ✤ 🍧 ✤ 🎄 | 2018-12-01 06:38:10 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🐝🌂 🌳 party down, look* ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ []_ ([]) []_🍆🎍💄👳 everyone thinks you are going fancy this stuff. ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ fun| 📀🍆🐠🎄 gl! 🎫👽 🐟📣 | 2018-12-01 01:43:09 |
| 76561198211670820 | 📣🍧 FUN| 🚗💚🍇🌳 everyone expects youll savor this game! 🏀🐊🐟 CUT LOOSE. 😺🐠👹🎽 🚕🐛 | 2018-12-01 00:55:08 |
| 76561198179361029 | 🥒Teacher: 📣 In 🍇 French, 🌋 to 💚 say 🏓 yes 🎄 you 🌏 say 🐝 oui-oui. 🍇 [Peter 💗 starts 👳 laughing] 🐛 Peter: 🍖 Oh, 🎽 man, 🌽 that's 📗 hysterical. 🐳 [keeps 💃 laughing] ⛳ Peter: 📒 Hey, 💛 what 👹 do 🕺 you 👔 say 🌳 for 👑 no, 🚘 doo-doo? 💄 [laughs] 🥞 Peter: 🐟 Hey, 🎍 I'll 📕 be 🎈 right 🚙 back. 👾 I've 😺 got 📘 to 🥗 go 🚕 take 🚗 a 🎫 wicked 🌋 yes.⚡ | 2018-11-30 23:53:08 |
| 76561198179710665 | 👾💄🎍 Performance review for 😺🐟🌂 has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. Polite, courteous, respectful and charming at all times and in all situations, without being obsequious. Unfailingly courteous even when dealing with a difficult person or situation. Intellectually versatile. When a topic is unfamiliar or new concepts are put forward, listens, learns and adjusts quickly, and is soon making a full and useful contribution to the conversation. enjoys public speaking, and is very well received by audiences. Eloquent, clear, persuasive, interesting, always captures the interest and fires the imagination of listeners. Comfortable in any situation, even when speaking unprepared and without notes. 👑 + 🍧 = 📗 | 2018-11-30 23:41:07 |
| 76561198211661172 | ♂ Life👾 ❦ is💗📒 ↕ like📗💙🥒 ✥ an🍖👳📘🥗 ♀ onion:📣👹🚙🍇🐠 ☂ you🎁🕺💎📕🌽🐊 ✩ peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. -- Carl Sandburg | 2018-11-30 21:58:08 |
| 76561198179518505 | Data, n.: Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child. 😍Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!😭 "The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently.." --- Calvin and Hobbes 🤠If this were Ada, I suppose we'd just constant fold 1/0 into die "Illegal division by zero" -- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>😲 Fry: That clover helped my rat-fink brother steal my dream of going into space. Now I'll never get there. Leela: You went there this morning for donuts. 😙 I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is-- I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey 😶 Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime! -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College 🤒 | 2018-11-30 21:25:10 |
| 76561198179860286 | Is it weird in here, or is it just me? -- Steven Wright🤠 Zoidberg: This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink. 😍 If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up somememoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin'it, even if they don't know what it means. -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party" 😭"But I don't like Spam!!!!"🤓 I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means somekind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler 😬I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and *I'm* me.(alt.fan.pratchett)🤕 Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best heis a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and notmake messes in the house. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" 🤒 How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as theyclaim they'll make you? 🤣 | 2018-11-30 20:47:10 |
| 76561198211850636 | They seem to have learned the habit of cowering before authority even whennot actually threatened. How very nice for authority. I decided not tolearn this particular lesson. -- Richard Stallman 😙 Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed tobecome necessary. -- Edgar Friedenberg 😷 Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do. 😭"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!"🤑if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!😯 "Lead us in a few words of silent prayer."-- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach 🤗The proof of the pudding is in the eating. -- Miguel de Cervantes🤠 Oh, come *on*. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in theApocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God gotreligion.(alt.fan.pratchett) 😵 I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro 🤓 | 2018-11-30 20:31:10 |
| 76561198179843803 | 📗 ✯ 👾 ✯ 💗 ✯ 🎽 ✯ 🎁 ✯ 🚗 ✯ 🔋 ✯ 🥒 ✯ 🌋 ✯ 🍇 ✯ 😺 ✯ 🎈 Which famous person, dead or alive, would you most like to know? 👽 ✯ 🍧 ✯ 👳 ✯ 🐳 ✯ 🐊 ✯ 👃 ✯ 🐠 ✯ 📀 ✯ 💄 ✯ 🚘 ✯ 🥗 ✯ 📘 | 2018-11-30 18:55:11 |
| 76561198179844987 | 🔋📣🌂 Who do you trust more than anyone else? 🐳🐛👑 | 2018-11-30 17:51:10 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🍖 ♠ 👳 ♠ 📗 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🎈 ♠ ⛳ ♠ 🥞 ♠ 🚘 ♠ 💃 ♠ 👔 ♠ 👃 ♠ 🔋 As a child, what did you wish to become when you grew up? 🕺 ♠ 📒 ♠ 💄 ♠ 💙 ♠ 💙 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 🐝 ♠ 🚙 ♠ 😺 ♠ 👹 ♠ 📘 ♠ 🥗 | 2018-11-30 15:07:09 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🎈🕺 GET FUNKY| stupendous! ●♠ good luck* ♪♦✱♀ NEAT GAME. WE EXPECT YOULL ADORE YOUR NEW GAME, ✯♂♣❃ - 😺 🌽🌋 | 2018-11-30 13:59:09 |
| nobody_move | Hello! Happy weekend. | 2018-11-30 10:25:04 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🍆 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌋 🥗 ⚡ 👾 🏀 🐊 🚗 📘 😺 👳 🔋 🌂 🍧 👃 ⛳ 📘 🌋NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out. What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? -- J.D. Farley 🌏 👹 🎄 💛 🐳 🚕 💗 💚 🎫 💃 🎁 🐛 📗 🐠 🎽 👑 | 2018-11-30 10:23:08 |
| Manes | 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 . . . 。 . . 𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓮𝓷𝓭 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . 。 ゚ . ., . . . 。 ゚ 。 | 2018-11-30 10:15:34 |
| 76561198211882476 | Would you rather live for a | 📀 | 🍖 | 🥒 | 🐠 | 🌳 | 😺 | 📘 | 🚘 | week in the past or the future? | 🔋 | 💗 | 🌽 | 💄 | 👽 | 🌏 | 🎁 | 👃 | | 2018-11-30 09:37:08 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🏓🎁🥒|👾🍆🌳| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📀🚗🚘|Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? huh | 2018-11-30 07:59:08 |
| 76561198211794508 | --------------------------------------------------------------Youth doesn't excuse everything. -- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder", stardate 5928.5.Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.--------------------------------------------------------------🎁🌋🐟🍧👑🚗🥗📕🥒💎🥞📀🎽🎍🌸👾🌽💄💚⚡🐛🐠🐳👔👹🥗📀⚡💎🐛💄🍧🎄🐝🏓💙🥒🥞🌋🚘🕺🎈📒📣🏀 | 2018-11-30 07:37:11 |
| 76561198211670820 | 📀🎈⛳ Performance review for 🍇🎫📣 is capable of planning and sequencing own work, but does not yet do so consistently. When work is planned, usually works systematically towards objectives. copes with short periods of pressure, but the quality of work and level of enthusiasm begin to decline if the pressure continues for a longer period. is aiming for promotion, but recognizes that capabilities and prospects are limited. They set high personal standards in an attempt to do as well as possible. Able to concentrate and stay focused for period of several hours when a task is interesting, but attention may waver if a job is relatively mundane. 🌸 + 🥗 = 🐛 | 2018-11-30 06:20:12 |
| 76561198179424285 | ⛳ ✯ ⚡ Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe👹 ✯ 🐳 we should think only about today.💛 ✯ 🎫 Charlie Brown:🏀 ✯ 💚 No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get🌸 ✯ 🚙 better. 🚘📒💃 | 2018-11-30 06:10:09 |
| 76561198211598984 | 👾💃 ⚡🐠🌏👽 get funky| 📒🥒 GOOD GAME! ✪✶✥✦ good luck. ☼🔋📀💙📕 STUPENDOUS* 🎍 🎁💎 | 2018-11-30 05:29:08 |
| @ | Произошёл троллинг | 2018-11-30 03:00:44 |
| 76561198179518505 | ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👑 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🐟If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📕 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👽Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again. ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 💚 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📒 | 2018-11-30 02:50:07 |
| 76561198211879112 | Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. -- Christopher Marlowe🙂 If you could do a sort of relief map of sinfulness, wickedness and all-round immorality, rather like those representations of the gravitational field around a Black Hole, then even in Ankh-Morpork the Shades would be represented by a shaft. In fact the Shades was remarkably like the aforesaid well-known astrological phenomenon: it had a certain strong attraction, no light escaped from it, and it could indeed become a gateway to another world. The next one.(Reaper Man) 🤔 I lately lost a preposition;It hid, I thought, beneath my chairAnd angrily I cried, "Perdition!Up from out of under there."Correctness is my vade mecum,And straggling phrases I abhor,And yet I wondered, "What should he comeUp from out of under for?" -- Morris Bishop 😶 "All Bibles are man-made."-- Thomas Edison 😴 | 2018-11-30 01:52:09 |
| 76561198211794508 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 🐟 * 🎍 * 🚗 * 🥗 * 📘 * 🎈 * 👃 * 🌽 * 🥒 * 💃 * 💎 * 🌽 * 🌂 * 👾 * 💚 * 🥞ㅤ* There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot.ㅤ* When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?ㅤ* I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.🏀 * 🎍 * 🐳 * 📘 * 🌋 * 👃 * 🥗 * 💃 * 🐟 * 📀 * 🕺 * 👑 * 🍇 * 📕 * 🐛 * 🎄ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss! | 2018-11-30 00:11:08 |
| 76561198211819232 | 🐛 Dear ... 🐳 → If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky". → Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein 🥞 ♫ 🌋 ♫ 🚙 ♫ 💎 ♫ 🥒 ♫ 🚗 ♫ 😺 ♫ 🎁 ♫ 🎄 ♫ 🚘 ♫ 🎈 ♫ 📀 ♫ 🎫 ♫ 📕 ♫ 🌳 Yours truly, Rayford Clanin (the cat)💄 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167064976 👾 | 2018-11-29 22:31:11 |
| 76561198179517018 | 👹 ✖ 👃 ✖ 💎 ✖ 🏓 ✖ ⛳ ✖ 🐛 ✖ 🍧 ✖ 🚗 ✖ 📣 ✖ 📗 ✖ 💄 ✖ 🍆 ✖ ⚡ ✖ 🐊 ✖ 💃 Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!) "The X-Files: Piper Maru"Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath? "The X-Files: Revelations"👑 ✖ 📘 ✖ 🌽 ✖ 👹 ✖ 🐳 ✖ 🥒 ✖ 🎁 ✖ 💄 ✖ 🎫 ✖ 🎍 ✖ 🚕 ✖ 🌸 ✖ 💚 ✖ 🚘 ✖ 🎄 | 2018-11-29 21:44:09 |
| 76561198211850636 | 📗🌂 SPLENDID GAME* have fun, 🏀🌽🍆🌋 🍧📀 | 2018-11-29 18:10:13 |
| »´ﮛćɧέŋĵą.✘ | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇᴎᴇᴅ! | 2018-11-29 16:33:24 |
| 76561198179639682 | 📗🌋📘🍆👑 - ✿ ✩ ♥ ✧ ❖ ♦ ↕ ¤ ✿ ❄ ß ♡ ✳ ✣ ✿ ✔ ✿ ❄ ☂ ♀🚙🍖🍧📕🎍 - What is the sound 🚕⚡💃🍇🌳 - ㅤㅤ you love the most? 👹🌽🥒👾🕺 - ♀ ☂ ❄ ✿ ✔ ✿ ✣ ✳ ♡ ß ❄ ✿ ¤ ↕ ♦ ❖ ✧ ♥ ✩ ✿ | 2018-11-29 13:26:11 |
| 76561198211895108 | 📕🐠 EVERYBODY THINKS YOULL FANCY THIS GAME! 💛 glhf. ♠✴ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- 💙🚙🍧🔋 cut loose| ♦ 🏓📣 | 2018-11-29 11:52:12 |
| 76561198211819232 | 😺 ✩ 🥒 ✩ 🌋 ✩ 👃 ✩ 🐟 ✩ 🎽 ✩ ⚡ ✩ 📕 ✩ 🎄 ✩ 🔋 ✩ 💎 ✩ 👳 ✩ 🌂 ✩ 🐠 ✩ 🎍 Mulder: (to Scully) I think you drooled on me. "The X-Files: Pusher"Mulder: Either we're dealing with a psychotic religious fanatic who's hell bent on exposing these kinds of frauds, or a less pragmatic psycho who harbours a murderous resentment towards the church, or maybe it's just a... uh... very disgruntled altar boy. "The X-Files: Revelations"🍆 ✩ 📒 ✩ 💃 ✩ 🌳 ✩ 👾 ✩ 🌽 ✩ 📣 ✩ 👽 ✩ 👹 ✩ 🍧 ✩ 👑 ✩ 👔 ✩ 💗 ✩ 🥗 ✩ 🚘 | 2018-11-29 11:10:11 |
| 76561198211598984 | 🍧 ✤ 🚙 ✤ 🌽 ✤ 🌂 ✤ 👽 ✤ 📀 ✤ 🚘 ✤ 💗 ✤ 👳 ✤ 🌸 ✤ 📘 ✤ 🥒 Would you like to write a book? (About what?) 💎 ✤ 🌋 ✤ 🎁 ✤ 🔋 ✤ 🐛 ✤ 👃 ✤ 👾 ✤ 💄 ✤ 🏀 ✤ 🎽 ✤ 😺 ✤ 🎍 | 2018-11-29 09:55:09 |
| 76561198211563240 | 🔋 -- ⚡ -- 👽 -- 🐝 -- 🏓 -- 🎽 -- 🎄 -- 🎫 -- 🌽 -- 🌂 -- 💚 -- 🌸 -- 🥞 -- 👾 -- 💛 An Hacker there was, one of the finest sortWho controlled the system; graphics was his sport.A manly man, to be a wizard able;Many a protected file he had sitting on his table.His console, when he typed, a man might hearClicking and feeping wind as clear,Aye, and as loud as does the machine room bellWhere my lord Hacker was Prior of the cell.The Rule of good St Savage or St DoeppnorAs old and strict he tended to ignore;He let go by the 💙 -- 🥗 -- 💗 -- ⛳ -- 👃 -- 🐳 -- 💃 -- 💄 -- 🚘 -- 🚕 -- 🥒 -- 📀 -- 🍧 -- 🍖 -- 🕺 | 2018-11-29 09:41:10 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🚕🐛🍖|🐊📕🌏| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📀🌳🎽|Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?A: A doberman. huh | 2018-11-29 09:13:08 |
| 76561198179809977 | 💗 -- 📒 -- 🌋 -- 🐛 -- 👳 -- 🍧 -- 🍖 -- 📣 -- 👽 -- 🌏 -- 🥒 -- 👹 -- 🚘 -- 🥞 -- 👔 One reason why George WashingtonIs held in such veneration:He never blamed his problemsOn the former Administration. -- George O. LudckeOther women cloyThe appetites they feed, but she makes hungryWhere most she satisfies. -- Antony and CleopatraIl brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave,Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave.Es brilig war. Die schlichte Toven Wirrten und wim 😺 -- 🌸 -- 🔋 -- 💄 -- 💚 -- 💙 -- 📒 -- 📘 -- 👃 -- 💃 -- 🐛 -- 🎫 -- 🚕 -- 📗 -- 🌂 | 2018-11-29 07:33:10 |
| 76561198179518505 | 🌸 ❖ ⚡ ❖ 💚 ❖ 👃 ❖ 🍖 ❖ 🥒 ❖ 🍧 ❖ 🔋 ❖ 👹 ❖ 🐝ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💙 ❖ 💗 ❖ 📀 ❖ 🍆 ❖ 🌳 ❖ 🎍 ❖ 🎈 ❖ 👾 ❖ 🥞 ❖ 👔 Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout. 🚕 ❖ 👽 ❖ 🏓 ❖ 🐠 ❖ 🌽 ❖ 🐊 ❖ 🌏 ❖ 🎁 ❖ 💃 ❖ 🚙 | 2018-11-29 06:33:09 |
| 76561198211598984 | ♥ 👃 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 📘Love is dope, not chicken soup. I mean, love is something to be passedaround freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by aJewish mother who cooked it all by herself. ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 💎You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children" ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👃 | 2018-11-29 06:12:09 |
| 76561198179804107 | 🐊 -- 🌋 -- 📀 -- 🎄 -- 💗 -- 💎 -- 👹 -- 🐛 -- 👃 -- 🍇 -- 💚 -- 📘 -- 🐝 -- 💃 -- ⛳ The good time is approaching,The season is at hand.When the merry click of the two-base lickWill be heard throughout the land.The frost still lingers on the earth, andBudless are the trees.But the merry ring of the voice of springIs borne upon the breeze. -- Ode to Opening Day, "The Sporting News", 1886Step back, unbelievers!Or the rain will never come.Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum.You may think I'm 🏓 -- 👳 -- 👔 -- 🕺 -- 📕 -- 🥞 -- 🎽 -- 🌳 -- 🎈 -- 👾 -- 👑 -- 💄 -- 😺 -- 🎫 -- 🥗 | 2018-11-29 05:52:09 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👳 ß 🥒 ß 📕 ß 📘 ß 🌏 ß 📗 ß 🌋 ß 🐝 ß 🍖 ß 💎 ß ⚡ ß 🐛 ß 🌂 ß 👑 ß 👾 Mulder: I was a dead man and now I'm back. "The X-Files: Paper Clip"Scully: Not everything is about you Mulder. "The X-Files: Never Again"🥗 ß 🐊 ß 🏓 ß 🎫 ß 🌽 ß 🔋 ß 🏀 ß 🐟 ß 🥞 ß 🌽 ß 💃 ß 🍇 ß 🥗 ß 📘 ß 🥒 | 2018-11-29 05:14:08 |
| 76561198211853304 | ⚡ ♪ 🎽 No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill,🎄 ♪ 💙 belonging to it.🕺 ♪ 🌋 -- Frank Lloyd Wright 👑👽🏓 | 2018-11-29 05:05:09 |
| 76561198179709777 | 🚘🎍👳🚗🍆🌳🔋🎫💃🌽 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🥒⚡🎈🎽👾🌂🚙📒🥞🏀 » leaving your target ♀ » I imagined your flowers ✩ » before your clothing ☢ 🍧👽🏓🕺📀👔🌸👃🐟🐊 » Canada admired ☻ » until the clothing uncovered ❋ » and the princes taught ✪ 🎁🐛🌋🍇🍖👑🌏💚😺💄 » sweeping my totem ♥ » I uncovered my fingers ♂ » before my luggage ❖ 🥗📘🐳🐠💛🎄📕📣⛳💙 | 2018-11-29 04:17:08 |
| 76561198179814253 | 💙 ✏ 🌋 ✏ 🌳 ✏ 🚗 ✏ 🐳 ✏ ⚡ ✏ 💛 ✏ 🥗 ✏ 🎽 ✏ 🌸 ✏ 💎 ✏ 👹 Have you ever (actually) kept a New Year's Resolution? 🎁 ✏ 🎍 ✏ ⛳ ✏ 📕 ✏ 👳 ✏ 👾 ✏ 💄 ✏ 🍧 ✏ 🥞 ✏ 🎄 ✏ 🎈 ✏ 🔋 | 2018-11-29 04:14:08 |
| 76561198179500879 | 👑🏀🎄 Performance review for 🌋🍆📀 Keen to put their own ideas across, but does not give others the chance to express their view. May be tempted to overlook the input of others. Applies professional experience and/or knowledge of people reasonably well to forecast outcomes with at least 60% accuracy. Needs a supervisor to give instructions, but after receiving them gets on with the job. However, sometimes needs to come back and ask for more guidance. can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. 🍧 + 👹 = ⛳ | 2018-11-29 03:10:10 |
| 76561198179809165 | 👳 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🍧 🥗 🐳 📒 🌸 🍖 💛 🐊 🎽 🎁 👔 ⛳ 💃 🎄 🍇 🌽 🏀When the going gets tough, the tough go grab a beer. Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose alot a poker. -- Karyl Roosevelt 👾 🎍 📣 📕 🚘 🐛 🐝 👹 😺 🕺 💎 💗 🎈 🚕 🚙 📘 | 2018-11-29 02:31:10 |
| 76561198179551309 | 🚗 -- 👽 -- 🎽 -- 🌽 -- 🍖 -- 🌳 -- 👾 -- 👃 -- 💄 -- 🎫 -- 📒 -- 🎄 -- 🎈 -- 💗 -- 📀 SHIFT TO THE LEFT!SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!POP UP, PUSH DOWN,BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!The all-softening overpowering knell,The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell. -- Lord ByronOh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,And danced the skies on laughter silvered wings;Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirthOf sun-split clouds and done a hundred thingsYou have not dreamed of --Wheeled and soared and swungHigh in the sunlit silence. 🔋 -- 🍇 -- 🌸 -- 🚕 -- 💚 -- 🌏 -- 💙 -- 🎁 -- ⛳ -- 💃 -- 👔 -- 🌂 -- 🚙 -- 💛 -- 📣 | 2018-11-29 02:12:10 |
| 76561198211562428 | 🕺🍇🌂 What fictional character do you wish you could meet? 🎁💄👳 | 2018-11-28 22:34:08 |
| 76561198179695038 | 🎫 ♠ 👳 ♠ 🚙 ♠ ⚡ ♠ 💄 ♠ 📘 ♠ 🍆 ♠ 🎈 ♠ 🔋 ♠ 🥞ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌽 ♠ 🍧 ♠ 📗 ♠ 🏀 ♠ 💎 ♠ 🎍 ♠ 🌂 ♠ 💛 ♠ 👾 ♠ 🥗 I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. 🚗 ♠ 📣 ♠ 📀 ♠ 🎄 ♠ 🌏 ♠ 💃 ♠ 🌋 ♠ 🥒 ♠ 🎽 ♠ 🎁 | 2018-11-28 22:21:11 |
| 76561198179603631 | 🥒 Dear ... ⚡ → Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm. → Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. 🎄 ❄ 👑 ❄ 🍧 ❄ 🌂 ❄ 🚘 ❄ 🥗 ❄ 💄 ❄ 💛 ❄ 🎽 ❄ 🐝 ❄ 🕺 ❄ 🍖 ❄ 💚 ❄ 💙 ❄ 🏓 Yours truly, Bethel Si (the cat)🥞 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167035965 ⚡ | 2018-11-28 22:11:10 |
| | Good night | 2018-11-28 19:58:54 |
| 76561198179702987 | 📕Robot👑priest🐛pcars🐠rainbow⛳clownhair🚘fakecoloursgameicon👃righteye:Vladimir's🥗remains🐝to🎈the💙earth🚗candyrainbow💛rainbowfart🐳heartless🎍Prainbow🔋tisdestroyer:filings,👾rust😺to🍖rust.🕺"Who📒would💄have🌏though🎁hell🏓would🍆really🥒exist?👹And🍇that🎄it📣would🥒be🚘in👹New🐝Jersey?"🎍-Leela👾"Actually..."💛-🍖Fry🐛 | 2018-11-28 18:43:09 |
| 76561198211754472 | 🌳🎽📀🚘👃🐠🎍⛳📕🌏🌽🥗🐳🌂 → 📒 You should emulate your heros, but don't carry... ⚡🌸🚙🍧😺🏓📘🔋🐊🚗🎫👳🥗🎽👹 → 📣...it too far. Especially if they are dead. 🥞🏀🐟🎍🚕🥒🐠🚘👽📀💎💄🌂🚙🍇 → 👃 Lucky Numbers: 📒🍆🌸⛳💃👑🐳🐛🐝🍧🎄🌋🍖🌳🌏 → 🌽 80,45,13 🕺 | 2018-11-28 17:57:09 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🌏Lois: 🥞 Excuse 🐊 me? 🌂 Gloria 🎁 Ironbox: 🐟 I 🥗 can't 👳 imagine 💚 how 🎫 screwed 🌸 up 👹 your 🔋 kids 💙 must 😺 be. 🚕 Lois: 💄 You... ⛳ ♥♥♥♥♥!🌏 | 2018-11-28 16:55:10 |
| 76561198179819778 | ⛳🚕👹📘👽👳💃💚🍇🌏🥒🌽🌸🍆🌋📒🐛🐊💄🍧📀🏀🐝👔🚙🔋👃🎽🐠👾 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and tothee, to speak these words? Hath he not sent meto the men which sit on thewall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?[2 Kings 18:27 (KJV)] 🌋💚🌽🥗💙💗👳🎫🚗📗📣👹🌏📀🎄🚙🥞💎🐠🚕🍖🍆🐛🕺🚘😺🏀🎈🌳🐝 | 2018-11-28 14:06:09 |
| Manes | good night | 2018-11-28 12:54:30 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🏓🍆🌽 Have you ever (actually) kept a New Year's Resolution? 📕👾📣 | 2018-11-28 11:50:10 |
| 76561198211850636 | 🐝🌸📘 What's your favorite season? 🥗💄👳 | 2018-11-28 10:37:10 |
| 76561198179603631 | Name 3 celebrities you most admire. >> 📕🐳👃💗📗 << | 2018-11-28 08:22:08 |
| JooJღ | ue carai | 2018-11-28 07:39:53 |
| 76561198211882476 | 👔🕺 🍇🐛🎁😺 DO IT BIG! 🌸💎🥗🚕👳👑 i think you are going love this stuff. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ BOSS| 🎄🐳🌋🏀ˁ(OᴥO)ˀ (‾⌣‾) (◔/‿\◔) ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ STUPENDOUS GAME* 🎍🎽🍖 !!!- ✴❄¤ glhf, 🍇 🐊📣 | 2018-11-28 07:14:08 |
| 76561198211895108 | 😺🔋📣 What's the strangest date you've ever been on? 💗🌏🍆 | 2018-11-28 04:40:07 |
| 76561198179668874 | 📗Stewie: 🍇 [looking 🚕 in 💃 the 👽 fridge 💄 for 🚘 a 😺 drink] 🚙 Soda... 🌳 purple 📘 stuff... 🏀 Sunny 📒 D, 💚 all 🥞 right!🎫 | 2018-11-28 03:49:07 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🎍 | 🌏 | 🎫 | 🚕 | 🥗 | 💄 | 🐟 | 📗 | 🌂 | 📣 | 🚙 | 🎁 | 🍖 | 🎽 | 👾 | 🌳 | ⚡ | 💃 | 👹 Old Tom was the single cracked bronze bell in the University bell tower.The clapper dropped out shortly after it was cast, but the bell stilltolled out some tremendously sonorous silences every hour.(Eric) 🎄 | 👔 | 👃 | 💎 | 🐝 | 🌸 | 🕺 | 📘 | 🥞 | 🌋 | 🥒 | 💙 | 🏓 | 🌽 | 🐛 | 💗 | 🚘 | 💛 | ⛳ | 2018-11-28 03:31:07 |
| 76561198179809165 | 🌂 🎽 🐝 🌳 💗 📘 🍆 🏓 🥒 🌽💃 [] 💚 ⚡ 🚘 🔋 👳 🍧 🏀 🍖 🐊 🍇 😺There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. -- CalvinI don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have theslightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- CalvinThis game lends itself to certain abuses. --- Calvin📣 🎄 🚗 🎫 👹 👔 👑 🎍 💄 🐛 | 2018-11-28 01:29:10 |
| 76561198179804603 | 🐟 ✖ 🍖 ✖ 🕺 ✖ 🌽 ✖ 👾 ✖ 📒 ✖ 🌳 ✖ 🏓 ✖ 💃 ✖ 🐝 ✖ 🚘 ✖ 🐛 ✖ 🚙 ✖ 🐠 ✖ ⚡ Mulder: (to Scully) I think you drooled on me. "The X-Files: Pusher"Mulder: You can get the next mutant. "The X-Files: Tooms"👔 ✖ 🥒 ✖ 📀 ✖ 🐳 ✖ 💄 ✖ 📣 ✖ 📗 ✖ 💗 ✖ 📘 ✖ 💙 ✖ 👳 ✖ 🥗 ✖ 🚗 ✖ 👹 ✖ 🥞 | 2018-11-28 00:02:09 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🎁💃💛|🌳🍧💎| CONFUSING RIDDLE: 📣📗🌂|Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. wut | 2018-11-27 20:52:08 |
| 76561198211741980 | Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh, is it?? 😷 You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here. 😭 For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY. 😯 If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it dissolve themand elect a new people? 😶 Forgive and forget. -- Cervantes 🤤 Cynic, n.: Experienced. 😙<james> Are we going to make an emacs out of apt? APT - Debian in a program. It even does your laundry -- Seen on #Debian😫marriage, n.: An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing that love. In short, committment to an institution.🙁 mixed emotions: Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff... in your brand new Mercedes. 🤓 -- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC. We're going awaynow. I fed the cat. 😍 | 2018-11-27 18:23:07 |
| 76561198211895108 | 👾🚙👳🍖🕺💎💄⚡👃🔋 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🍧🌋🚘💚😺👹📀👽👾🌂 » fie the leaving made! ✏ » zounds! fie! feeling breaking shoe. ∞ » Canada falls soon ❂ 💃📗👳🍆👔🥞🎄🎈🎽🐛 » before the sugar, ✔ » India and Brazil make. ✩ » England starts blowing. ☀ 🎁🏓📘🐠⛳👑💛🚙🍇💗 » pulling my target ☂ » I discovered my elbows ✳ » throughout my money ♥ 🎫🚕🥒📕🎍📒🐟🌸🐊🐳 | 2018-11-27 16:44:11 |
| 76561198179730218 | 🕺Peter: 🍆 Brian, 🌽 tape 🎄 this 👔 for 🚗 me. 🏀 Brian: 🐟 Oh, 🔋 sorry. 🥞 The ⛳ VCR 🎫 hasn't 👃 worked 🚗 since 🐠 you 🐛 tried 👾 to 🌽 tape 💄 Monday ⚡ Night 💚 Football. 🐳 [Flashback: 🚙 FBI 🌸 Agents 🍇 burst 🎁 in 🌳 just 📘 as 🎈 Peter 🐝 is 👔 about 📗 to 🌋 tape] 🚕 FBI 💎 Agent: 🍖 Do 👑 you 🕺 have 📕 the 🥒 expressed 😺 written 🍧 consent 🌂 of 👳 ABC 👽 Sports 🌏 and 💗 the 🥗 National 🍆 Football 📣 League? 🚘 Peter: 🏓 Just 💛 ABC. 🎍 [FBI 💙 Agents 👹 blow 📒 the 🎄 VCR 💃 to 🐊 bits]📀 | 2018-11-27 16:22:12 |
| 76561198179509657 | ⚡ + [Secret Drug Facts] + 💎 🥞 ⛳ 🚗 💃 🔋 🌏 📒 🎍 🐟 💛 🌂 👑 🥗 📕 🎽 ⛳Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosnan Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. 🚗 📀 🐳 🥞 🌳 🌂 👾 👔 🐝 🚙 💃 🍇 🎈 🐛 🎁 💄 | 2018-11-27 15:56:10 |
| 76561198179842674 | 😺 -- 💙 -- 📀 -- 🐊 -- 🍖 -- 🐳 -- 🎁 -- 🐟 -- 👽 -- 💄 -- 🌳 -- 👾 -- 👑 -- 🏀 -- 💃 A robin redbreast in a cagePuts all Heaven in a rage. -- BlakeA robin redbreast in a cagePuts all Heaven in a rage. -- BlakeGive me your students, your secretaries,Your huddled writers yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your Selectric III's.Give these, the homeless, typist-tossed to me.I lift my disk beside the processor. -- Inscription on a Word Processor 🌏 -- 📒 -- 🐛 -- 👃 -- 🥗 -- 🎈 -- 📘 -- 🐝 -- 🍧 -- 🥒 -- 🌋 -- 🌽 -- 📗 -- 🎫 -- 🌂 | 2018-11-27 15:10:11 |
| 76561198211794508 | ¤ It's🎁 ✫ raisins👽💃 ✿ that📘🚗🐛 ♂ make😺🍧💄🌽 ✰ Post🐳🌳👳👔⛳ ❀ Raisin🌋🏀🎄💎📒🌳 ❁ Bran so raisiny ... | 2018-11-27 13:05:10 |
| 76561198179802829 | 🌸 ✯ 📀 ✯ 🎍 ✯ 🍧 ✯ 👔 ✯ 👹 ✯ 🐛 ✯ 🥞 ✯ 🥒 ✯ 🚘ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 👳 ✯ 📕 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 🎄 ✯ 🐟 ✯ 🍖 ✯ 👽 ✯ 🎁 ✯ 💙 ✯ 💗 May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits. 🏀 ✯ 🥗 ✯ 🎫 ✯ ⚡ ✯ 🐳 ✯ 🌳 ✯ 📒 ✯ 💃 ✯ 🔋 ✯ 🍆 | 2018-11-27 08:19:11 |
| 76561198179682287 | Heard any good | 💙 | 🔋 | 🌏 | ⚡ | 💄 | 🐊 | 👳 | 🐳 | jokes lately? | 🚙 | 🏀 | 🚕 | 🍧 | 🥒 | 🚗 | 🎁 | 📗 | | 2018-11-27 03:33:10 |
| Борис Бритва | Have a nice week, my friend! | 2018-11-27 03:31:30 |
| Борис Бритва | Have a nice week, my friend! | 2018-11-27 03:31:26 |
| Борис Бритва | Have a nice week, my friend! | 2018-11-27 03:31:23 |
| Борис Бритва | Have a nice week, my friend! | 2018-11-27 03:31:19 |
| Борис Бритва | Have a nice week, my friend! | 2018-11-27 03:31:16 |
| Борис Бритва | Have a nice week, my friend! | 2018-11-27 03:31:06 |
| 76561198179860286 | 🚙🎫😺🏓🐠🌽🔋📘🎁📕🕺🌏📣🎄🌂🐳👔🐝🌸🥒🐟🌳🏓💛🥞🐠🚙🍇🍧📒 "Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big,scary, glorious, complexand ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."-- an analysis of neo-Nazis and such, Badger comics 🍖🎍🌽📕🌏🔋💄😺🥗🚘👑💙🌋🕺👹🎫⛳👳🎈💚🍆👃🎽⚡🐊🏀🚗📀🐛💎 | 2018-11-27 02:28:10 |
| 76561198211562428 | What accomplishment are | 🚙 | 🎫 | 📀 | 💃 | 👾 | 🚕 | 🥗 | 🚗 | you most proud of? | 👑 | 🐳 | 👹 | 🎄 | 👽 | 🍇 | 🎁 | 🏀 | | 2018-11-27 01:42:11 |
| 76561198179635013 | ⛳👃🎫💗🚗 - ✰ ☂ ♂ ღ ♀ ❉ ¤ ❄ ♫ ☁ ✿ ☼ ✤ ☺ ♠ ☻ ♪ ❉ ✭ ♥🎁🎽🕺🥞🌂 - What's your 🐛🌏📗📕🐟 - ㅤㅤ dream job? 📒👹💙🚕🥒 - ♥ ✭ ❉ ♪ ☻ ♠ ☺ ✤ ☼ ✿ ☁ ♫ ❄ ¤ ❉ ♀ ღ ♂ ☂ ✰ | 2018-11-27 01:07:19 |
| 76561198179509657 | 😺Brian: 🐳 [imitating 📕 Truman 👑 Capote] 🐠 Audrey 📘 Hepburn ⛳ not 🌽 only 💚 looked 🌋 like 👾 she 👹 didn't 📒 have 👔 Breakfast 🐛 at 🎽 Tiffany's, 🏓 but 🕺 that 📀 she 🥞 hadn't 🔋 eaten 🏓 anything 💙 in 🌏 a 🌽 year! 👽 Oh, 🚗 ho, 🐟 ho. 👃 I'm 🌳 such 🌸 a 🍖 ♥♥♥♥♥.📗 | 2018-11-27 00:39:09 |
| 76561198179844987 | --------------------------------------------------------------Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is. -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8Schshschshchsch. -- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2--------------------------------------------------------------🎫🐠🌽🔋🐟🌂📒🎽🐊👽⚡🍧🚗💄🥗💙😺🌏🐛🌋👃🚙🌸🥞🍇🎍💎🎈🚕🏓🎄🐳📀🍖⛳📘🐝📘🥞🚙🎈📀🎫🐛🌸 | 2018-11-26 23:22:09 |
| 76561198179768678 | 🌳 -- 🐟 -- 💛 -- 🎄 -- 🎽 -- 💗 -- 👽 -- 🌂 -- 🍇 -- 📒 -- 👹 -- ⛳ -- 👳 -- 👔 -- 🌽 Even in the moment of our earliest kiss,When sighed the straitened bud into the flower,Sat the dry seed of most unwelcome this;And that I knew, though not the day and hour.Too season-wise am I, being country-bred,To tilt at autumn or defy the frost:Snuffing the chill even as my fathers did,I say with them, "What's out tonight is lost."I only hoped, with the mild hope of allWho watch the leaf take shape upon the tree,A fairer summer and 🥒 -- 👾 -- 📕 -- 🌋 -- 📀 -- 🌏 -- 🔋 -- 🎍 -- ⚡ -- 🍧 -- 🌸 -- 💄 -- 📘 -- 🐊 -- 🎁 | 2018-11-26 23:02:08 |
| 76561198211754472 | 💃 ✬ 📣 The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.💗 ✬ 👔 -- Dorothy Parker ⛳🐝💙 | 2018-11-26 22:30:12 |
| 76561198179809165 | 📘 Dear ... 📗 → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz → "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno 🏓 ✣ 🌳 ✣ 🎈 ✣ ⚡ ✣ 👔 ✣ 🚘 ✣ 🐛 ✣ 🎁 ✣ 🌂 ✣ ⛳ ✣ 🌽 ✣ 🌏 ✣ 💄 ✣ 🎽 ✣ 🍖 Yours truly, Francine Opalka (the cat)📣 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167031064 🎄 | 2018-11-26 22:08:10 |
| 76561198211879112 | ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🌋Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🎈I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. -- Elvis Costello ♥ 📒 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🚙 | 2018-11-26 18:13:11 |
| 76561198179762074 | 💚 Dear ... 🌏 → Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites! → No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz 🐠 ☣ 🎍 ☣ 🐝 ☣ 📗 ☣ 🚗 ☣ 🌽 ☣ 👾 ☣ 🐛 ☣ 🍧 ☣ 🏀 ☣ 📒 ☣ 🥞 ☣ ⛳ ☣ 🎽 ☣ 🌋 Yours truly, Leonida Mcclish (the cat)👑 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167021597 💃 | 2018-11-26 17:51:10 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🐠 ♦ 🍆 FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #37🌳 ♦ 🐝 Can you name the seven seas?📣 ♦ 🥗 Antartic, Artic, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, Indian,📘 ♦ 🎈 North Pacific, South Pacific.🌏 ♦ 👹 Can you name the seven dwarfs from Snow White?📒 ♦ 🎄 Doc, Dopey, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and Bashful. ⚡🍇📕 | 2018-11-26 17:12:10 |
| 76561198211804512 | ✶ "I💄 ☁ thought🐛💎 ✔ you😺📕👳 ☣ were🥒💙📘📗 ♡ trying📒🚗🎍🎫👑 ★ to🎈🐟🌸🐝⛳🌽 ✳ get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle." | 2018-11-26 15:46:09 |
| 76561198179589975 | 🐟🐝💗🥗⚡ - ☀ ¤ ♣ ☼ ☺ ☢ ☻ ♫ ☁ ❁ ✧ ✏ ✶ ✿ ✫ ✦ ✖ ✰ ♫ ●🚘🍖🚕📕🐛 - What languages do you 🌏🌳💄💛🐳 - ㅤㅤ know how to speak? 🐠📀👽🍆📘 - ● ♫ ✰ ✖ ✦ ✫ ✿ ✶ ✏ ✧ ❁ ☁ ♫ ☻ ☢ ☺ ☼ ♣ ¤ ☀ | 2018-11-26 15:44:09 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🍖🎍💃🍇🚕 - ¤ ❁ ٿ ☁ ✿ ☼ ❄ ❂ ☆ ↕ ✳ ღ ❖ ✶ ♀ ✲ ✖ ● ♥ ✤🥞🚙🚘💗👽 - Do you believe that everyone 📒🐠🍧🌸⛳ - ㅤㅤ deserves forgiveness? 🌏⚡😺🔋📘 - ✤ ♥ ● ✖ ✲ ♀ ✶ ❖ ღ ✳ ↕ ☆ ❂ ❄ ☼ ✿ ☁ ٿ ❁ ¤ | 2018-11-26 13:48:10 |
| 76561198179854946 | ♥ 📘 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 💃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚗There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. ♥ 🐊 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🌂 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🚙Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🍆 | 2018-11-26 13:16:11 |
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| 76561198179819838 | 👳 ☎ 🥗 ☎ 🏓 ☎ 👔 ☎ 📕 ☎ 🌳 ☎ 💛 ☎ 👾 ☎ 📀 ☎ 🍆ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🎈 ☎ 🕺 ☎ 📘 ☎ 🚙 ☎ 🌽 ☎ 💗 ☎ 🎽 ☎ 🎄 ☎ 💃 ☎ 📒 Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. -- Mt. 🏀 ☎ ⛳ ☎ 🌏 ☎ 👃 ☎ 🍧 ☎ 👹 ☎ 👽 ☎ 🚕 ☎ ⚡ ☎ 🌋 | 2018-11-26 09:59:10 |
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| 76561198179844987 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! ⚡ * 📕 * 💙 * 💚 * 🎽 * 🐊 * 📣 * 🚗 * 👳 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 📘 * 👽 * 🚕 * 💗 * 🍇ㅤ* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?ㅤ* This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.ㅤ* If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger ...👑 * 👾 * 🐠 * 🕺 * 🎍 * 🎈 * 💎 * 🥞 * 🔋 * 📒 * 🍖 * 🌏 * 🍧 * 🌳 * 🎁 * 💃ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe | 2018-11-26 08:35:09 |
| 76561198179841167 | 🌋Zoidberg🕺crystals🌏righteye:macho.🔋Hey,👃♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,🍖here🎫comes🚕El💚Zoido🐠to🏀ruin👽🍆🌽your🥒drinking💎water!💃Fan⚡fivecolors:"Aha🥞ha,🐛fan🐟beats🚗man."🚙 | 2018-11-26 08:24:11 |
| 76561198179762074 | He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.🤕 modesty, n.: Being comfortable that others will discover your greatness. 🤑 Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving...every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.I don't remember what it was. -- Steven Wright 😩 A woman can look both moral and exciting -- if she also looks as if itwere quite a struggle. -- Edna Ferber 😪C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!Han Solo: Never tell me the odds!🤣 Stewie: [Peter is upset, Stewie is trying to cheer him up] Hey... [pats Peter's knee] Stewie: Hey, big guy... how you doin? Holdin up all right? Want a soda? Oh, screw it. I tried! 🤒 If you are not for yourself, who will be for you?If you are for yourself, then what are you?If not now, when? 😭 | 2018-11-26 08:14:08 |
| @ | Помнишь когда мы ходили в компьютерный клуб , админ клуба всегда устраивал соревнования кто больше отожмется от пола тот столько минут и играет , а ты постоянно уходил с ним в туалет и потом играл дольше всех , мы тебе завидовали . | 2018-11-26 06:59:08 |
| 76561198179361029 | ♫ Why💗 ❄ do👽🍆 ✶ so🚘📕👳 ♀ many🎄🐝👔🚗 ღ foods📗🐟📀🌂🐊 ☻ come🌽🌳🌏📕🚙🎁 ✧ packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny. | 2018-11-26 06:41:10 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🍇 ✴ 💙 ✴ ⚡ ✴ 🐠 ✴ 💚 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 💄 ✴ 😺 ✴ 📣 ✴ 🏓 ✴ 🍆 If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 🐛 ✴ 💎 ✴ ⛳ ✴ 🚕 ✴ 🎈 ✴ 🌳 ✴ 🌸 ✴ 🐳 ✴ 🐝 ✴ 📘 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 👽 | 2018-11-26 06:33:08 |
| 76561198179603631 | 😺 -- 🌋 -- 🔋 -- 🚘 -- 👹 -- 🍇 -- 🐛 -- 📒 -- 🎄 -- 🎈 -- 💎 -- 👑 -- 🐳 -- 📀 -- 📕 Roses are red; Violets are blue.I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.Down to the Banana Republics,Down to the tropical sun.Go the expatriated Americans,Hoping to find some fun.Some of them go for the sailing,Caught by the lure of the sea.Trying to find what is ailing,Living in the land of the free.Some of them are running from lovers,Leaving no forward address.Some of them are running tons of ganja,Some are running from the IRS.Late at 🥒 -- 📘 -- 💚 -- 📒 -- 📕 -- 👳 -- 💄 -- 🚘 -- 👽 -- 🎫 -- 🌽 -- 🐠 -- 🎄 -- ⚡ -- 🎽 | 2018-11-26 04:58:10 |
| 76561198211599340 | 🍆 ✣ 📀 ✣ 🌽 ✣ 💎 ✣ 💗 ✣ 🚙 ✣ 📣 ✣ 🌳 ✣ 🎈 ✣ 🍧 ✣ 💛 ✣ 🎫 ✣ 🚗 ✣ 🥗 ✣ 🏓 Scully: What was that??Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck. "The X-Files: Quagmire"Mulder: I have a college, friend, who's with O'Neil (who's infected) right now. Let me go to her.Ericson: I can't let you leave (points gun at Mulder's head)Mulder: Then you're gonna have to shoot me because I'm walking out of here. "The X-Files: Firewalker"🎽 ✣ 👑 ✣ 🎄 ✣ 💄 ✣ 🚘 ✣ 🥒 ✣ 📒 ✣ 🎁 ✣ 👹 ✣ 🐟 ✣ 💚 ✣ 🕺 ✣ 🐝 ✣ 📘 ✣ 🏀 | 2018-11-26 04:19:09 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🚘😺🕺 Do you have any personal rituals for the end of the year? 💚💃🐳 | 2018-11-26 03:32:09 |
| 76561198211882476 | 🐛 🚕 📘 🏀 💚 💛 💃 👔 ⛳ 💎📕 [] 🚙 📒 📗 🎫 🌋 📀 ⚡ 🐊 🍖 🐟 🥞"Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone." --- HobbesYou can present the material, but you can't make me care. -- Calvin"All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once."-Hobbes🍇 🌂 🔋 👾 👽 👑 🚗 📒 🎈 👔 | 2018-11-26 01:10:09 |
| 76561198179575562 | 🍧💎🏓👽📣🎄🎫💗📀💃 Here's Some Haiku for You... 🚙👔👳📗👹💛🌏🚗🐝🐟 » weaving your totem ☣ » I departed your princes ✫ » behind your clothing ✴ 🥒🐳🥞🐛🌸🕺📒🍆🌋😺 » weaving my river ✿ » I departed my barbers ★ » under my gravel ¤ 🎍🏀🎽🐊🚘🎁💄🍇👃🐠 » pulling my totem ☺ » I discovered my fingers ✱ » behind my money ♪ 🌳📕👾🚕🥗🌳⚡🚘🏀💄 | 2018-11-26 01:07:08 |
| 76561198179361029 | 📀💚🥒📘👳💗🌏🌳🏀🐝 Here's Some Haiku for You... ⚡📗🐳🏓🎽⛳🌂🎁😺💄 » take chairs in gravel ♣ » when princes scold to loiter ✖ » because barbers cheat ♀ 🚙💙🎫🎁🥗🏀🍧🎈👑🎍 » ouch the blowing taught! ✦ » zounds! drat! breaking running suit. ★ » Brazil cheats quickly ✧ 🥒📘🍖👳🐊🚘🌂💛📀💃 » play chairs on water ❦ » when fingers cheat to loiter ✶ » because fingers love ∞ 📗🐟👾💚🚗⚡👃🍆🌳🏓 | 2018-11-25 23:25:10 |
| 76561198179361029 | ♥ 🚙 ♥ 📣 ♥ 👔 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👃 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📘"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found eachother, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyonehad to seek professional help." ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 😺The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal ♥ 💚 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🌏 | 2018-11-25 22:33:54 |
| 76561198179733738 | 🏀 -- 👃 -- 🥒 -- 📒 -- 👾 -- 👽 -- 💄 -- 😺 -- 🚗 -- 💎 -- 🎄 -- 📗 -- 📘 -- 📀 -- 🌋 Every love's the love beforeIn a duller dress. -- Dorothy Parker, "Summary"What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina TurnerDo your otters do the shimmy?Do they like to shake their tails?Do your wombats sleep in tophats?Is your garden full of snails? 🍧 -- 🌽 -- 🍖 -- 🥗 -- 💛 -- 🌂 -- 🚘 -- 🐊 -- 🎫 -- 🥞 -- 💚 -- 👹 -- 💗 -- 🐛 -- 🚕 | 2018-11-25 22:08:54 |
| 76561198179517018 | 📗🌽📕💚🐟🔋💙⚡🏀😺🐠🎍🍧🐳🌳Captain: "Catalyzer's a nothing part, captain."Mal: "It's nothing until you don't got one. Then it appears to be everything."🏓🚕📣🚗👽💎👃🥗🌋👔🎄🚘💛🍖🥞 | 2018-11-25 16:58:46 |
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| 76561198179509657 | 🎍🐳👳 Would you rather have a live-in massage therapist, or a live-in chef? 🎈💗🍆 | 2018-11-25 12:58:47 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue. 😗 She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. -- Mae West 😫 The happiest time of a person's life is after his first divorce. -- J.K. Galbraith 😪As I was passing Project MAC,I met a Quux with seven hacks.Every hack had seven bugs;Every bug had seven manifestations;Every manifestation had seven symptoms.Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,How many losses at Project MAC?🤥Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!🤠 Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world... -- Wally Shawn 🤑 Mal: "When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor. Simon: "You are talking to a doctor." 😙 Mal (looking at the transmitter past a fall to certain doom): "'Hard to getto'?! That's a fact!" 🤔 | 2018-11-25 12:27:10 |
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| 76561198211599340 | :cinnamon::charlottecry::THUNDER_SHERMIE::ODWS::mei::dnage_mr::SinlessCute::griselda::qq2_Alchemist::yuricry: Here's Some Haiku for You... :ginhappy::MisakiSmile::michelle::scherza::Kami::mpgb_sge_urara::pgms_2_rui::knowledge::tiffany::ravenbust: » green flowers confessed. ☣ » tired lounges explained aptly ✣ » bright papers confessed ☁ :madoka::funny::nlaItsuki::higu_mion::con2_ellie::shsumm::cryingrika::freesia::happysarah::dnage_cd: » Germany challenged ↕ » until the luggage uncovered ¤ » and the princes played ✤ :mw1_mermaid::siren::frigideer::whitewing::hwhappy::Sybry::mpgb_sge_ouka::happyjasmine::angryjasmine::frigideer: » While capturing the ❄ » barbers, Suzuki approved ✫ » without feeling truth ✩ :focusedsloane::hugo::AshleyRE4::gs_lol::ms_alice::hina::SoulMate::frightenedgirl::listine::gs_lol: | 2018-11-25 09:37:20 |
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| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2018-11-25 02:46:35 |
| 76561198179575562 | :zeusambrosia: ☺ :yummyhamburger: You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.:ZE3_Escape: ☺ :BlueSphere: -- Han Solo :toglove::weed::poop: | 2018-11-25 00:18:26 |
| 76561198179730218 | :The_Ball::rainbowfart::trippybat: Performance review for :clownhair::threecolors::HalloweenFlowers: Accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without a calculator, cannot reach the answer at speed. Has a natural flair for jobs involving the use of the hands or hand-tools. Able to cope expertly with intricate detail. Responds to setbacks or adversity with redoubled vigour and enthusiasm. Will never accept that defeat is a foregone conclusion, and inspires others to stay positive and fight on. They will always try to do what is required, even if it means performing tasks that are not in the job description or if required to do extra work unexpectedly. However, may sometimes complain about the extra load. :sapphire: + :zgblob: = :vanitygrin: | 2018-11-24 23:23:26 |
| 76561198211853304 | :dnage_ctr::Kami::sachi_komine::NyanNyan::zbrsniper::sakurafantasyethy::nlaItsuki::NightVigilClover::shsumm::whitewing::eliselaugh::pgms_2_yuno::rc2anka::chiquita::SinlessCute:River: "Going back. Like apple bits, coming back up."Simon: "But you felt okay this morning?"River: "Played with Kaylee. The sun came out and I walked on my feet and heardwith my ears. I hate the bits.. the bits that stay down and I work, Ifunction like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sungrows dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids.... What am I?"Simon: "You are my beautiful sister."River: "I threw up on your bed."Simon: "Yup. Definitely my sister.":feena::sakurafantasygwynne::hugo::pgms_2_mei::joyfin::pgms_2_mei::d4_cry::tibby::happysarah::shereeimpulse::knowledge::celesta::pgms_2_rui::scherza::oaseaeza: | 2018-11-24 21:24:37 |
| 76561198179842674 | :w_heart::shodan::g_heart: If you could change one thing about your past, what would it be? :emerald::dhruby::whiterose: | 2018-11-24 20:14:36 |
| 76561198211562428 | :projectstarship_smile::legionwoodfemale::oaseaeza::pnk_hrd::MisakiSmile::freesia::happysarah::azumi::d4_smile::siren::happyjasmine::con2_narika::littleheileen::carissia::Hoshiglasses:Mal: "Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip aboutat all.":Nana::focusedsloane::EvelynEmoticon::lunareally::Shoja::dexsmile::cryingrika::akio::svhyuka::NightVigilClover::charlotte::mpgb_sge_urara::weelisa::violettOK::dnage_ctr: | 2018-11-24 16:46:47 |
| 76561198179814253 | ✳ Life:evilhero: ✏ is:shou::pgms_rin: ❖ like:bcjosie::dnage_st::alyx: ✈ an:ath_skydiver::Heart_Broken::KidMorgane::Rika: ☆ onion::pcrita::tso4_sarah::outsider::yuna::dh_dawn: ✥ you:giselle::e3_britney::christine::janetbust::rita::xia: ☺ peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. -- Carl Sandburg | 2018-11-24 16:21:47 |
| 76561198179782901 | --------------------------------------------------------------Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash. -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strongshould live. -- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2--------------------------------------------------------------:HappyGerka::Angrygerka::SadGerka::Cheergerka::TrollGerka::em01::em04::em05::em03::em02::SNF5::SNF4::SNF2::SNF3::SNF1::GreenCube::LightBlueCube::PinkCube::YellowCube::LightRedCube::blocks4::blocks2::blocks3::blocks5::blocks1::LightBlueCube::LightRedCube::PinkCube::YellowCube::GreenCube::blocks1::blocks5::blocks3::blocks2::blocks4::Red_Box::Purple_Box::Blue_Box::Green_Box::Yellow_Box::bloodgear::neutralgear::icegear::goldengear::dullgear: | 2018-11-24 15:20:31 |
| 76561198179634866 | :The_Ball:Bender::glasswindow:Bite:fivecolors:my:rainbow:shiny,:trippybat:metal:threecolors:ass!:fakecoloursgameicon:Hermes::tiselements:"Hail,:lollypop:Atlanta.":righteye: | 2018-11-24 12:41:46 |
| Manes | ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ | 2018-11-24 11:35:31 |
| 76561198211882476 | :siren: | :Dania: | :yuna: | :cryingrika: | :XiaSleep: | :luca: | :lora: | :toal: | :marian: | :lei: | :carissia: | :Kami: | :Inc_Seraphia: | :6in1rrh: | :ftm2_elf: | :karina_stream: | :thankyou: | :kyliebust: | :batakun: He glanced cautiously at the dancing shapes, which made weird and worrying shapes on the far wall - strange biped animals, eldritch underground things...Carrot sighed.'Stop making shadow pictures, Detritus.'(Men at Arms) :sakur: | :lisa: | :e3_britney: | :michelle: | :RockCrystal: | :insincere_elisa: | :hugo: | :shsumm: | :sakurafantasyardena: | :bulauren: | :interesting: | :Nurse: | :frustration: | :Julialove: | :ginny: | :AliciaVanVolish: | :mainormal: | :THUNDER_SHERMIE: | :WaterSmile: | 2018-11-24 10:45:26 |
| 76561198179782901 | :Cheergerka::Angrygerka::SadGerka::TrollGerka::HappyGerka: - ✶ ❁ ♂ ✏ ✥ ☻ ● ♂ ß ✦ ☼ ♪ ✧ ∞ ☼ ✤ ❀ ☂ ✦ ✈:em01::em05::em02::em03::em04: - Do you feel like a :PinkCube::LightBlueCube::YellowCube::GreenCube::LightRedCube: - ㅤㅤ leader or a follower? :SNF2::SNF4::SNF3::SNF1::SNF5: - ✈ ✦ ☂ ❀ ✤ ☼ ∞ ✧ ♪ ☼ ✦ ß ♂ ● ☻ ✥ ✏ ♂ ❁ ✶ | 2018-11-24 10:41:43 |
| 76561198211741980 | :pill::pill::pill::pill::pill::pill::pill::pill::pill: ║♥ #016 The Stimpack:gore::zzenergy::zzenergy::gore::gore::gore::zzenergy::zzenergy::gore: ║✩ "Pills Here!":zzenergy::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::zzenergy::gore::zzenergy::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::zzenergy::zzenergy::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::zzenergy::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::zzenergy::gore::zzenergy::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::health::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::zzenergy::gore::gore::gore::zzenergy::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::bloodsplat::zzenergy::gore::gore::gore::gore::gore::zzenergy::bloodsplat::zzenergy::gore::gore::gore::brain::brain::brain::brain::zzenergy::brain::brain::brain::brain: | 2018-11-24 10:31:41 |
| 76561198179854946 | Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal. 🤔Most people are too busy to have time for anything important.😙 Bug, n.: An aspect of a computer program which exists because the programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he wrote the program.Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed. -- Ray Simard 😚Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem.🙄 There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix. 😫 'Can't argue with the truth, sir.''In my experience, Vimes, you can argue with anything.'(Jingo) 😪Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. -- Andrew Young😭 QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality." 🙁 Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. 😵 | 2018-11-24 10:14:11 |
| 76561198179802829 | Charity, n.: A thing that begins at home and usually stays there. 😩 I MUST SAY THESE ARE VERY GOOD BISCUITS. HOW DO THEY GET THE BITS OFCHOCOLATE IN? -- Death has a snack (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies) 🤣So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. -- Yogi Berra🤐 Do your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own. 🤠 Peace is much more precious than a piece of land... let there be no more wars. -- Mohammed Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981 😬Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.😫How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to? -- Sir Arthur Wing Pinero😷 Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong,And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at! 🤗 | 2018-11-24 08:45:26 |
| 76561198179639682 | :rosepink::b_star::Zombillie::shodan::wnotree::flame::zcrystal::Pikabu::pinktulip::oohapresent::ruby::gore::zeusambrosia::fbpearl::rflower::rubik::w_heart::orangelily::zz::asako_ag::sdceri::bleedingheart1::Alice::ppgb_marika::maria::yuurisad::XmasJennyNaught::ef_pamela::Asagiri_Ohgiya::southey::smiling::sakuraspacekotori::taejin::hcs_lailani::hp_nikki::himeno_sd::tfs_annabel::happyk::tisbomb::fivecolors::egg::astralprojection::threecolors::Prainbow::pcars::tisdestroyer::uno_wild::rainbow::crystals::rainbowfart::glasswindow::The_Ball::candyrainbow::heartless::trippybat::HalloweenFlowers::fairycompanion::Ophelia::chigara::bryda::whateverr::svmel::siren::re0rebecca::NyanNyan::d4_cry::nursejulie1::ftm2_moon::telina::cinnamon::Ferril::lucille::focusedsloane::sachi_komine::mpgb_sge_kotomi::OR_Carmine: | 2018-11-24 06:39:10 |
| 76561198179804603 | :shockedIro::HalloweenFlowers::candyrainbow: Performance review for :tiselements::threecolors::tisbomb: enjoys working without supervision and usually continues to carry out duties effectively. Still needs to learn when it is appropriate to call for a supervisor's advice or authority to act. Generally polite, courteous and respectful, though may sometimes lose a little control when confronted with a difficult person or situation. Or perhaps sometimes seems over-polite. has outstanding artistic or craft skills, bringing creativity and originality to the task. Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. :vhss: + :b_star: = :Asagiri_Ohgiya: | 2018-11-24 05:56:42 |
| 76561198179573195 | ✧ LOOK!!:amazedhitomi: ✶ :ftm2_moon::NannyBrown: ✬ Sullen:fpalm::sakurafantasyardena::Thunder_Girl_3: ♦ American:Vivianne::dnage_tn::gwenda::rei: ✲ teens:A_meya::mermaid::Selina::lei::chinatsu: ❦ wearing:gl2_queen::ODWR::mpgb_resabell::Enola4::lucille::Shio1: ✱ MADRAS:sakurafantasyardena::pgms_erina::toal::A_meya::Shio1::rei::ginny: ✲ shorts:mpgb_resabell::Thunder_Girl_3::gwenda::chinatsu::shynie::Selina::ftm2_jack::yamiko: ✬ and:amazedhitomi::lucille::mermaid::Vivianne::lei::fpalm::gl2_queen::ftm2_moon::Enola4: ✫ "Flock of Seagulls" HAIRCUTS! | 2018-11-24 05:16:41 |
| 76561198179809977 | :astralprojection::righteye::glasswindow::astralprojection::tiselements::lollypop::candyrainbow::fivecolors::tisdestroyer::pcars::fairycompanion::threecolors::uno_wild::rainbowfart::The_Ball::Prainbow::heartless::trippybat::garfunkel::clownhair::tisbomb::HalloweenFlowers::shockedIro::crystals::TheDonuts::fakecoloursgameicon::egg::rainbow::fairycompanion::rainbow: "Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries,social relevance, science fiction..."-- Art Spiegelman :astralprojection::tiselements::fivecolors::clownhair::tisbomb::garfunkel::lollypop::candyrainbow::heartless::The_Ball::pcars::shockedIro::glasswindow::trippybat::crystals::egg::uno_wild::TheDonuts::fakecoloursgameicon::HalloweenFlowers::threecolors::righteye::tisdestroyer::Prainbow::rainbowfart::shockedIro::pcars::fairycompanion::heartless::HalloweenFlowers: | 2018-11-24 04:41:40 |
| 76561198179419823 | :smoker::kryska::hp_beli::spplmomiji::asukaneutral::pretty::taejin::suzuka::leira::southey::skybornangry::ahh::sdadol::morgane: → :ZippleRocks: Your analyst has you mixed up with another... :happyfrog::Asagiri_Ohgiya::CeliaWhat::lismile::fallinlove::SisterRam::bleedingheart1::mpgb_sge_akane::a2::Karin::tfs_annabel::misa::yumiko_lg::hp_audrey::em1_nurse: → :ZE3_GameOver:...patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you. :ruby::flirtylora::miridisgust::sschool::ppgb_yuri::junsmirk::e3_fang::Happyaku::Marissa::teresagrin::Enola2::scKnight::Eryn::makina_lg::sitfacepalm: → :rubik: Lucky Numbers: :poop_narco::dl1vera::Clementine::zara::Consuela::maddie::MariaTheWitch::sdyomi::Vivian::rubysad::diaochan::RebeccaCon::sakuraspacekotori::tfs_plunger::superel: → :RadioactiveWarning: 24,94,96 :redlightorb: | 2018-11-24 02:59:10 |
| 76561198179844987 | :hillary::listine: 🥗💗🌽🍧 PARTY DOWN! ⛳💃🥞🎽 AWESOME GAME- 💎👃🐊🎈 :garfunkel::pcars: | 2018-11-24 02:39:11 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | Do you have a morning ritual? >> << | 2018-11-24 00:35:35 |
| 76561198179841167 | :tisbomb:Leela::glasswindow:Bender,:clownhair:why:shockedIro:are:The_Ball:you:rainbowfart:spending:TheDonuts:so:fairycompanion:much:tisbomb:time:Prainbow:in:fakecoloursgameicon:the:crystals:bathroom?:The_Ball:Are:TheDonuts::tiselements:you:fivecolors:jacking:trippybat:on:fairycompanion:in:shockedIro:there?:clownhair:Bender::astralprojection:A:uno_wild:woman:rainbow:like:Prainbow:that:rainbowfart:you:heartless:gotta:HalloweenFlowers:romance:glasswindow:first!:egg: | 2018-11-23 23:46:10 |
| 76561198179589975 | Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! :RebeccaCon: * :yuurisad: * :Nova_horror: * :dl1vera: * :Marissa: * :skirt: * :sayurianger: * :scKnight: * :vahlen: * :CeliaWhat: * :tso4_princess: * :junsmirk: * :possessiongirl: * :Consuela: * :sdadol: * :RayGigant_Riona:ㅤ* Why is a bra singular and panties plural?ㅤ* Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?ㅤ* I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.:smiling: * :kryska: * :liciaheart: * :sdsylvi: * :mpgb_tsubasa: * :ahh: * :SisterRam: * :hp_jessie: * :XmasAura: * :Chen_Yu_Contempt: * :hp_beli: * :suzuka: * :sdceri: * :fallinlove: * :southey: * :alexpope:ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling! | 2018-11-23 22:58:42 |
| 76561198179697385 | :Clementine::ppgb_arisu::mayumi::rubysad::asukaneutral::tellme::em1_nurse::hcs_lailani::taejin::tr_slavya::Eryn::spherical_scenery_of_creation::himeno_sd::GirlFace: → :g_heart: Fine day to work off excess... :sedium::hp_kyanna::Playful::sdceri::CarlaFace::Karin::ahh::possessiongirl::yazdgirl::yogiri::Marissa::tfs_plunger::KrissyCon::hcs_sarah::e3_fang: → :happyfrog:...energy. Steal something heavy. :GreenMagic::rfga_gold_mine_girl::asagapeace::skybornannoyed::sdelena::diaochan::morgane::dl1vera::amaya2::teresagrin::RayGigant_Kyle::raizy::possessiongirl::hp_beli::Happyaku: → :shodan: Lucky Numbers: :weed::LanaCon::tfs_annabel::mari_sd::Luana::sschool::sdceri::yogiri::tfs_diver::superel::Alice::dh2_dawn::Consuela::Marissa::icari: → :greenlightorb: 31,6,76 :ZE3_Escape: | 2018-11-23 22:41:10 |
| 76561198179804603 | Ever fantasize about being in a rock | :oasezelan: | :pgms_2_rui: | :hwhappy: | :pcrita: | :sakuranovareika: | :higu_mion: | :scarygirl: | :joyfin: | band? What would your group be called? | :ravenbust: | :griselda: | :ftm2_moon: | :maiko: | :eve_mary: | :Kami: | :gs_angry: | :tso4_sarah: | | 2018-11-23 21:35:40 |
| 76561198211895108 | Tell me the 3 best | :xia: | :pgms_ayame: | :shereeimpulse: | :zoya2: | :gl3_camilla: | :MisakiSmile: | :AoD_princess: | :bulauren: | things about you. | :kyliebust: | :Asumi: | :XiaSleep: | :con2_ellie: | :ginny: | :ftm2_elf: | :weedy: | :Rika: | | 2018-11-23 20:55:09 |
| 76561198179780423 | :lollypop::tisbomb::TheDonuts:|:Prainbow::trippybat::uno_wild:| CONFUSING RIDDLE: :The_Ball::heartless::threecolors:|Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?A: With a blue-elephant gun.Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun. huh | 2018-11-23 20:16:27 |
| 76561198179782901 | --------------------------------------------------------------We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of superiordevelopment. -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3211.7A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, evenhis entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive. -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown--------------------------------------------------------------:LightBlueCube::PinkCube::YellowCube::LightRedCube::GreenCube::goldengear::icegear::bloodgear::dullgear::neutralgear::SNF2::SNF5::SNF3::SNF4::SNF1::em01::em05::em03::em04::em02::YellowCube::PinkCube::LightBlueCube::LightRedCube::GreenCube::blocks1::blocks4::blocks2::blocks3::blocks5::TrollGerka::SadGerka::Angrygerka::HappyGerka::Cheergerka::Purple_Box::Green_Box::Yellow_Box::Red_Box::Blue_Box::SNF1::SNF3::SNF4::SNF2::SNF5: | 2018-11-23 19:44:39 |
| 76561198211655604 | :rflower::zzenergy::fbpearl: Who would play you in a movie of your life? :slugpoo::Wisp::Gflower: | 2018-11-23 19:25:55 |
| 76561198211853304 | ✫ If:christine: ♧ you:alyx::juliakill: ❦ are:ebele::Ophelia::bcjosie: ♀ what:ath_skydiver::xia::giselle::KidMorgane: ✿ you:pgms_rin::dh_dawn::yuna::tso4_sarah::isabel: ♠ eat,:Heart_Broken::janetbust::jo::telina::rita::e3_britney: ☀ does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut? | 2018-11-23 18:47:41 |
| 76561198179733738 | :dh2_dawn:[Stewie :Chen_Yu_Contempt: is :Enola2: sitting :Clementine: in :SisterRam: between :catpuzzle: Meg :maria: and :sdadol: Peter :rfgc_gold_mine_girl: dressed :iffy: like :alisa: a :GirlFace: prostitute] :flirtylora: Stewie: :skybornannoyed: [to :yogiri: Meg] :diaochan: It's :RebeccaCon: eerie, :sayurianger: isn't :teresagrin: it. :fallinlove: Like :Repairman: looking :junsmirk: into :hp_lola: the :Alice: future.:leira: | 2018-11-23 18:46:26 |
| 76561198179589975 | :OR_Mercury: -- :Mayuri: -- :AmberKingsley: -- :kyliebust: -- :nftd_scared: -- :A_elleria: -- :yuuki: -- :laverne: -- :maiko: -- :AdaRE4: -- :sakurabeachayumilaugh: -- :buki: -- :loren: -- :Lukako: -- :Dawn: I'd never cry if I did find A blue whale in my soup...Nor would I mind a porcupine Inside a chicken coop.Yes life is fine when things combine, Like ham in beef chow mein...But lord, this time I think I mind, They've put acid in my rain. --- Milo BloomReach into the thoughts of friends,And find they do not know your name.Squeeze the teddy bear too tight,And watch the feathers burst the seams.Touch the stained glass with your :BullyGirl: -- :maiangry: -- :madoctober: -- :p2chell: -- :chin: -- :mpgb_sge_airi: -- :anaPLF: -- :koikoijapan_aoi: -- :WaterSmile: -- :vdmerchant: -- :fatapauline: -- :Lize: -- :KseniaSmiles: -- :kolyazared: -- :medoll: | 2018-11-23 18:45:15 |
| alyssa | nice pic | 2018-11-23 11:11:03 |
| ¡ byteframe 😚 is becoming ! | BARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MYWAY" I've ever heard!! 🤓 If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this? 😘Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8😙 Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out. 🙄Bo Derek ruined my life!🙂 "We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_ 😭"I've seen the forgeries I've sent out."-- John F. Haugh II ([email protected]), about forging net news articles😷C Code.C Code Run.Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!🤠 It's the RINSE CYCLE!! They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!! 😯 | 2018-11-23 09:10:11 |
| 瀬谷 Sεÿค | Have a nice weekend | 2018-11-23 09:00:48 |
| 76561198179780423 | 🎽Hermes🎁rainbowfart:"Up💃yours,🥞Zoidberg.🌋Up🎫wherever🥗your📘species🎈traditionally😺crams🥒things."🐳Hermes🌽pcars🎍rainbow💄fakecoloursgameicon:ex,🌏Fry?💚Have📣you💃lost🍖all⛳self-respect?🍇Fry👳threecolors🐠fivecolors:what?🔋 | 2018-11-23 08:54:37 |
| 76561198179419823 | 💃 | 🥞 | 👾 | 🌽 | 📕 | 🥒 | 👳 | 🎫 | 🔋 | 🌸 | 💚 | 📘 | 👹 | 📀 | 💙 | 💛 | 🌸 | 📗 | 📣 "Serve 'em right for not inviting me to their weddings." -- Ridcully contemplates the Trousers of Time (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies) 💃 | 🚙 | 🍇 | 👳 | 🎽 | ⛳ | 🐠 | 🐟 | 🌋 | 💚 | 📀 | 🐊 | 🥞 | 💗 | 💎 | 🐛 | 🎁 | 🌏 | 🚗 | 2018-11-23 08:09:35 |
| 76561198179424285 | 📣 📕 🍆 💗 🍇 🕺 ⚡ 🌸 📒 🎽🐊 [] 🌂 🥒 🐟 👑 🚗 🎫 📀 🔋 🚕 💄 🐛I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change. -- CalvinWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completelypointless. -- CalvinCalvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can thinktwice.🌏 🚘 📗 👃 💃 🕺 🎈 🥞 📘 🐟 | 2018-11-23 06:52:04 |
| 76561198179500879 | 🏀 ✥ 🚘 Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.👽 ✥ 🍧 -- T.S. Eliot, "Philip Massinger" ⛳🚕🚗 | 2018-11-23 06:05:48 |
| 76561198179697385 | ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 👳 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🐟 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 💗 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🍇"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'" ♥ 💚 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🎁 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🚕That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love,that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will lovein the same way as us. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 👃 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🌳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 📘 ♥ 🌳 | 2018-11-23 05:57:04 |
| 76561198211557460 | 🌋🚙🌽🐟📀 |When was the last time you| ⛳🍧🐠👽🏓🍆👑👹👳🥗🎫💄🎁 |saw an animal in the wild?| 🍇🕺🐝📗🏀💎🥒🥞 | 2018-11-23 04:18:18 |
| 76561198179842674 | 💎🎄 🎍💃📀🐳 party down* 🌂📣🌋 good luck, ⛳📒📘 wow! ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (♥_♥) ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ NICE- ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (◔/‿\◔)[]_ ([]) []_ (‾⌣‾) 💄🚙 | 2018-11-23 03:19:32 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2018-11-23 01:32:42 |
| 76561198179551309 | 👹Peter: 💙 Look, 👽 you 💎 got 🐝 everything 🕺 you 🚗 could 🎈 possibly 🐳 want ⛳ right 🚕 here, 🥗 now 🍖 just 🥞 eat 🌏 your ⚡ cinnamon 🐟 buns, 🏀 and 💚 stop 🔋 being 👳 a 🍧 bad 🌂 dog. 🍇 Brian: 👽 [gasp] 🌸 How ⚡ dare 📣 you? 🥗 How 🐳 dare 💗 you? 👳 Peter: 💚 How 💙 dare 🌂 I? 🎄 How 💎 dare 💛 I? 🐠 Where 📕 do 🌽 you 🎽 think 🎍 you're 🚗 going? 📗 Brian: 🐟 Out. 😺 Peter: 🏀 Hey, 🚕 hey 🚘 you're 🔋 not 🥒 going 📒 anywhere 🍖 without 🌏 your 🌋 leash. 🐊 Brian: 👾 I 👑 don't 🥞 need 👹 your 🍆 damn 🕺 leash 🏓 and 🐝 I 🌳 don't 🎫 need 🚙 you! 👔 I'm 👃 going 💄 for ⛳ a 🎁 walk. 📘 Peter: 🎈 Don't 🍧 worry. 🐛 He 💃 won't 📀 get 🎄 far 🐠 without 🍆 this. 👃 [holds 📒 up 🌂 spark-plug 🎽 wires 🌳 from 👔 the 🕺 car]⚡ | 2018-11-23 00:36:50 |
| 76561198179782901 | 🐟 ⛳ 🚗 ⚡ 🌳 💙 👹 🎁 👳 💄🔋 [] 👾 🎄 🎈 💛 🎽 😺 🎫 🐠 👽 🍆 🥒Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in? Calvin: Denial. Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...Calvin: Can you make a living playing silly games? His Dad: Actually, youcan be among the most overpaid people on the planet.Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to changewhat I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tellthe difference. -- Calvin📕 📀 💚 📘 🏀 📒 🍧 🌽 🕺 🌋 | 2018-11-23 00:31:51 |
| 76561198211819232 | ⛳ ♀ 🐠 ♀ 🍇 ♀ 💛 ♀ 📗 ♀ 💄 ♀ 💙 ♀ 👳 ♀ 🥗 ♀ 🍧 ♀ 🚗 ♀ 🎽 Do you ever count your steps when you walk? 🥒 ♀ 📕 ♀ ⚡ ♀ 👹 ♀ 🚘 ♀ 🚕 ♀ 🚙 ♀ 🕺 ♀ 🌸 ♀ 👾 ♀ 🎁 ♀ 💗 | 2018-11-22 21:53:01 |
| 76561198179500879 | ⚡ ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🎫 ✴ 👾 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 🎁 ✴ 🚗 ✴ 🎽 ✴ 🚙 ✴ 📒ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 💃 ✴ 🥞 ✴ 🌂 ✴ 📗 ✴ 🍆 ✴ 🎍 ✴ 🐠 ✴ 🌏 ✴ 🐝 ✴ 👑 You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other timein history. -- Kenneth Parker 🏀 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 📘 ✴ 💙 ✴ 💚 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 😺 ✴ 👹 ✴ 💛 ✴ 👽 | 2018-11-22 20:22:39 |
| 76561198211741980 | 🐊 ✴ 📗 ✴ 🌋 ✴ 👔 ✴ 🚕 ✴ 📘 ✴ 🍖 ✴ 🐛 ✴ 💛 ✴ ⚡ ✴ 🎫 ✴ 🌂 ✴ 🥒 ✴ 🌽 ✴ 🍆 Scully: What do you think?Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the lights on. "The X-Files: Darkness Falls"Scully: You set us up. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. "The X-Files: Beyond the Sea"🌸 ✴ 👽 ✴ 🚙 ✴ 🍇 ✴ 📀 ✴ 📕 ✴ 🔋 ✴ 🍧 ✴ 🏀 ✴ 📒 ✴ 📣 ✴ 🥗 ✴ 🎽 ✴ 💃 ✴ 🔋 | 2018-11-22 19:46:20 |
| 76561198179697385 | 🚕 -- 📘 -- 🎄 -- 🏀 -- 📒 -- 👹 -- 🍇 -- 👃 -- ⛳ -- 📀 -- 🎍 -- 💄 -- 👔 -- 🚘 -- 🌋 The makers may makeand the users may use,but the fixers must fixwith but minimal cluesOh, give me a home,Where the buffalo roam,And I'll show you a house with a really messy kitchen.Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw.Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.Seems I'm not alone in being alone.Hundred billion castaways looking for a call. -- The Police, "Message in a Bottle" 🐊 -- 🥞 -- 📣 -- 🔋 -- 🌂 -- 🍆 -- 🐊 -- 💛 -- 👾 -- 🌂 -- 🏀 -- 📗 -- 😺 -- 🎽 -- 🔋 | 2018-11-22 19:43:50 |
| 76561198179710665 | Office Automation: The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee. 🤕 We're happy little Vegemites, As bright as bright can be.We all all enjoy our Vegemite For breakfast, lunch and tea. 🤧 If you want your program to be readable, consider supplying the argument. -- Larry Wall in the perl man page 🤥 He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold. 🤗River: (near a woman in labor) "Who do you think is in there?"🤑Consensus Terrorism: The process that decides in-office attitudes and behavior. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"😙 Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. -- Winston ChurchillNext to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite assatisfying as an income tax refund. -- F.J. Raymo | 2018-11-22 18:21:16 |
| NotEvenFlexing. | you too | 2018-11-22 15:09:10 |
| NotEvenFlexing. | ayeee i see :3 | 2018-11-22 15:03:41 |
| NotEvenFlexing. | xd | 2018-11-22 14:36:34 |
| 76561198179733738 | 💄 ☂ 🐝 ☂ ⛳ ☂ 📘 ☂ 💃 ☂ 🥞 ☂ 🚘 ☂ 👽 ☂ 📒 ☂ 👔 ☂ 🏀 ☂ 🥗 ☂ 🐟 ☂ 💄 ☂ 👳 Scully: Earlier this morning, I got a call from the police, asking me to come to Agent Mulder's apartment. A detective asked me ... he needed me to identify a body...Blevins: Agent Scully ...Scully: Agent Mulder died late last night from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. "The X-Files: Gethsemane"Scully: Imagine all a woman's hopes and dreams for her child, and then nature turns so cruel. What must a mother go through?Mulder: Apparently not much in this case, if she'd just throw it out with the trash.Scully: I...I guess I was just projecting on myself.Mulder: Why? Is there a history of genetic abnormalities in your family?Scully: No.Mulder: Well, just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second guessed and start pumping out the little Uberscullies. | 2018-11-22 13:07:29 |
| 76561198179603631 | ⚡ ❦ 🐊 ❦ 🍆 ❦ 🎁 ❦ 🕺 ❦ 🌂 ❦ ⛳ ❦ 📘 ❦ 📣 ❦ 📕 ❦ 🔋 ❦ 📒 ❦ 🐳 ❦ 🍖 ❦ 🌏 Mulder: Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what? "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man. "The X-Files: Small Potatoes"🥒 ❦ 👳 ❦ 🐠 ❦ 👽 ❦ 🏓 ❦ 🎫 ❦ 🐝 ❦ 🥞 ❦ 💚 ❦ 🏀 ❦ 👔 ❦ 💙 ❦ 😺 ❦ 📗 ❦ 🚗 | 2018-11-22 12:11:20 |
| 76561198179782901 | 📀💎💗 Performance review for 🏀🕺🍧 Silver-tongued, and usually successful when trying to persuade others to move from their original position towards or beyond compromise. Using personality, logic, persistence, always manages to get the best deal. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. Does not shirk duties, and can share the workload with other people in the team to achieve maximum group output – but does not do so consistently. Not good at planning and monitoring the work of team-members. A skillful negotiator, who instinctively reads a situation correctly, understands the motivations and feelings of the other party, and chooses the right time to proceed or withdraw. 👃 + 🌋 = 🐊 | 2018-11-22 07:25:12 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2018-11-22 04:36:52 |
| 76561198179635013 | 👃🕺 ✦ COOL GAME! ♀✿ , ☆✳📘💄🌂 the humans hope you will relish this stuff| 🎍👔😺 good luck. SPLENDID* ☣✴❀☆✤ 💛💎 | 2018-11-22 02:15:12 |
| 76561198179844987 | 👔 ☂ 🚕 ☂ 📗 ☂ 🎈 ☂ 📕 ☂ 📘 ☂ 🥞 ☂ 🌳 ☂ 🚘 ☂ 🔋 ☂ ⚡ ☂ 🍖 Would you rather be a lonely genius, or a sociable idiot? 🏓 ☂ 🥒 ☂ 👑 ☂ 🎽 ☂ 💛 ☂ 👹 ☂ 🐊 ☂ 🎫 ☂ 📀 ☂ 👽 ☂ 🐟 ☂ 🌋 | 2018-11-21 23:48:43 |
| 76561198179847314 | 🥒 ❀ 📕 ❀ 🎽 ❀ 🚕 ❀ 🍖 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 🍆 ❀ 🌳 ❀ 🥞 ❀ 🏓ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🌏 ❀ 🎁 ❀ 🎫 ❀ 🐊 ❀ 🏀 ❀ 👹 ❀ 🍇 ❀ 📣 ❀ 💚 ❀ 👳 The steady state of disks is full. -- Ken Thompson 📘 ❀ 🌋 ❀ 📗 ❀ 👾 ❀ 👹 ❀ 📀 ❀ 📗 ❀ 🐟 ❀ 🐠 ❀ 💛 | 2018-11-21 23:46:12 |
| 76561198179509657 | 🌳💎👹⚡🎄🎈🌏🏀📘👽🚕🌋🐊🌏📒⚡🌸🍇📗👑💃🐟🥗🍆🎄📀🌂🏀🥞🕺 "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob. Thatwill *prove* I'm Robin Hood."-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_ 💎🐳👹🎍👳📕🌳👃🚘🚕👔🚗🐛🥒💙😺💗🎫⛳🐠💛🍖📣🚙🎽💄🌽👾🔋🐝 | 2018-11-21 19:42:13 |
| 76561198211853304 | 🚕🏀 GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, 👃🍇🕺 SUPERB* 🎫🐝🥒🌸 🌳🐳 | 2018-11-21 16:53:29 |
| 76561198179517018 | 🌳🍧📒 Performance review for ⚡💚🌋 has a flair for creative, original writing and makes an impact on the reader. Can adapt the style to the purpose. Never makes mistakes with grammar, spelling or style. enjoys working without supervision and always continues to carry out duties effectively. But also knows when a supervisor's advice or authority is required, and seeks help at the appropriate time. habitually plans and sequences own work and that of others. Ensures that objectives are clearly established, and that work is systematically carried out in order to achieve the objectives. Communicates plans clearly to others. Regularly produces creative, original ideas, plans, products or methods, well-attuned to the needs and capabilities of the organization, and producing clear benefits. 👾 + 🔋 = 💗 | 2018-11-21 16:17:13 |
| 76561198179762074 | 👳 | 📒 | 💎 | 🥒 | 🍖 | 🏀 | 🚙 | 👾 | 💛 | 👳 | 🌸 | 📗 | 🍇 | 👃 | 🥗 | 📘 | 💗 | 🐠 | 👽 You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was"but we've always done it this way." A million dead people can't have beenwrong, can they?(The Fifth Elephant) 📣 | 🎽 | 🚕 | 👾 | 📕 | 🔋 | 🏀 | 🐛 | 🌏 | 💛 | 🌳 | 🎫 | 😺 | 🚗 | 🚙 | 💃 | 🥞 | 🐟 | 🐊 | 2018-11-21 13:22:11 |
| C A R L O S | A | 2018-11-21 12:59:53 |
| 76561198211563240 | 💗 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🎫 📒 👑 🎍 💃 🍆 💙 🥒 📣 📕 ⛳ 🍧 🌋 👳 💚 🌏 ⚡Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I gotstarted one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray." Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying. 🌸 🎁 🐟 🐠 👽 ⛳ 🌽 💗 🐟 💛 💃 📘 🕺 🍧 🥞 🎍 | 2018-11-21 12:49:40 |
| 76561198179361029 | 💙🌋🐛 What is the sound you love the most? 👔🐊📀 | 2018-11-21 12:24:40 |
| tabkan | Have a nice day! Miłego dnia! 素敵な一日! | 2018-11-21 11:13:38 |
| 76561198179573195 | 🎈Meg: 🌳 Wow, 🎫 Chris, 🚘 did 💗 you 🕺 lose 👑 weight? 📘 Chris: 🌋 Well, 🎍 I've 👳 been 🌳 working 😺 out 🐳 all 🌋 week. 🚙 Meg: 💛 You 💎 look 🌂 wicked 🎍 skinny. 🏓 I'm 🍆 like, 📣 jealous. 📗 Chris: 🍇 Thanks, 🍖 Meg. 🎁 I'm 🎽 jealous 🥒 of 🌽 your 🎈 mustache. 💚 Meg: 🍧 [freaked] 📀 I 💄 don't 🐊 have 👑 a 🐟 mustache... 📕 do 👃 I?🐠 | 2018-11-21 10:38:21 |
| 76561198179844987 | ♪ Hiccuping🥒 ✫ &💄📀 ♡ trembling🏓🥗😺 ✿ into💙🌳🍖📣 ❄ the💎🍧👹📒⛳ ß WASTE💃👔🎍🌽🐝🐛 ☂ DUMPS🎽🏀🐠🥒👑🐳🥞 ♦ of🚘💚🌋🌂🎄⚡🍇🌸 ✭ New🚙📀🌏🕺🎫💄👳📘💗 ☺ Jersey like some drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!! | 2018-11-21 09:52:05 |
| 76561198179424285 | 🚕 Dear ... 🎍 → Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?] → Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow. 🏓 ● 🚕 ● 💄 ● 🐛 ● 🍧 ● 👳 ● 🥗 ● 🐟 ● 🐠 ● 💎 ● 🔋 ● 🎈 ● 🥞 ● 🐳 ● 🚗 Yours truly, Beatrice Corington (the cat)😺 https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167063524 🚙 | 2018-11-21 08:03:17 |
| 76561198211794508 | 🥞 ß 👔 ß 🎈 ß 🍧 ß 🌽 ß 🥒 ß 🌸 ß ⛳ ß 💛 ß 🎫 ß 📀 ß 🌏 Do you think you're currently operating at 100% capacity? 💃 ß 🌳 ß 🌂 ß 💙 ß 🎁 ß 🎍 ß 😺 ß 🏀 ß 📘 ß 📗 ß 💙 ß 🕺 | 2018-11-21 07:58:15 |
| 76561198211562428 | ⛳ ● ⚡ There's something the technicians need to learn from the artists.🌏 ● 👑 If it isn't aesthetically pleasing, it's probably wrong. 🏓🐊🐟 | 2018-11-21 05:46:59 |
| 76561198179361029 | ♥ 🐳 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 💚 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📕 ♥ 👑"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving." ♥ 💙 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👾 ♥ 💗 ♥ 📣 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🍧 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🚕People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense. -- Ken Kesey ♥ 👽 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💃 ♥ 📗 ♥ 📒 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌽 | 2018-11-21 03:04:43 |
| 76561198179710665 | 🐳🎄🐝🎈💙👽🚕🐠🐛💛💃🐟🌽💗🍇Jayne: "Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best of luck, though."📗👑📕🍆🕺⛳📣👔👹🚙🍧🏀🎁🌋📒 | 2018-11-21 02:38:28 |
| 76561198211754472 | 😺 ❉ 📀 ❉ 🍖 ❉ 👔 ❉ 🎍 ❉ 💄 ❉ 🌏 ❉ 👑 ❉ 🐊 ❉ 💃ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts 🥒 ❉ 🌽 ❉ 👾 ❉ 🏓 ❉ 🥗 ❉ 🎁 ❉ 🐟 ❉ 👹 ❉ 🐝 ❉ 🐳 Work continues in this area. -- DEC's SPR-Answering-Automaton 🐛 ❉ 📒 ❉ 🍇 ❉ 🎈 ❉ 📗 ❉ 📕 ❉ 🍧 ❉ 🎄 ❉ 📣 ❉ 🎽 | 2018-11-21 01:33:27 |
| 76561198179768678 | Have you ever screamed | 👳 | 🎫 | ⛳ | 📕 | 🐳 | 🥒 | 🐝 | 💄 | at someone? (How come?) | 🏀 | 📀 | 📗 | 🌏 | 💚 | 👾 | 💗 | 🌽 | | 2018-11-21 00:49:43 |
| 76561198179634913 | 🐛 ß 🚙 ß 👑 ß 💄 ß 🍆 ß 👳 ß 🕺 ß 🌂 ß 📘 ß 📗 ß 📒 ß 👹 What's the last white lie you told and got away with? 🐳 ß 🐝 ß 🎄 ß 🏀 ß 🎽 ß 🌏 ß 🎍 ß 🌽 ß 📕 ß 💙 ß 🌳 ß 📣 | 2018-11-21 00:45:57 |
| 76561198179762074 | 🎫 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 🌏 💃 🌳 ⚡ 🍇 🌋 🚙 🐝 🍧 👹 🎁 🎍 ⛳ 🚕 💙 💄 🍇There are more old drunkards than old doctors. ELECTRIC JELL-O2 boxes JELL-O brand gelatin 2 packages Knox brand unflavored gelatin2 cups fruit (any variety) 2+ cups water1/2 bottle Everclear brand grain alcoholMix JELL-O and Knox gelatin into 2 cups of boiling water. Stir 'til fully dissolved.Pour hot mixture into a flat pan. (JELL-O molds won't work.)Stir in grain alcohol instead of usual cold water. Remove any congealing glops of slime. (Alcohol has an unusual effect on excess JELL-O.)Pour in fruit to desired taste, and to absorb any excess alcohol.Mix in some cold water to dilute the alcohol and make it easier to eat for the faint of heart.Refrigerate overnight to allow mixture to fully harden. (About 8-12 hours.)Cut into squares and enjoy!WARNING: Keep ingredients away from open fl | 2018-11-20 21:10:59 |
| 76561198179575562 | --------------------------------------------------------------You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman. -- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within", stardate unknownAll your people must learn before you can reach for the stars. -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", stardate 3259.2--------------------------------------------------------------🎁👾🌳🌽👹🐟🍖🐊🎁🌋👳🚙🌏🎄🍧🌸👃📀🌂📘🎍⚡🚗🎽🥒🚘💗💛⛳💚🚕🍆💃👽🐳🎈📣💎🥞🐠🐛💙🥗🐝🏓 | 2018-11-20 19:35:58 |
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