Turmeric

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Creation: 2007-10-10 19:20:02 (GMT)
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Turmeric2021-04-05 22:38:03
Turmeric (Tim its me)2021-04-05 22:37:52

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professional curly-fry straightener2023-12-09 21:05:28
enemy of notnilc, professional curly-fry straightener2023-11-07 04:08:46
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STAND FOR SOMETHING OR FALL FOR ANYTHING2023-06-18 00:30:30
Surviving Resident of Digital Babylon2023-05-17 16:21:22

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TurmericSaturday, July 6, 2024Melorian: i forgot to grab kenshi with my $20 aye bro, you remember that racoon i hit, lemme borrow $11.99Turmeric: it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ squirrelMelorian: thats what i saidSunday, July 7, 2024Melorian: The steam sale is almost over brother. And I still haven’t received my 12.89 in my account. A beaver will be struck on my daily commuteMonday, July 8, 2024Melorian: Please deposit 12.78 into my PayPal or I’ll hit another skunkTurmeric: the hell are you trying to buyMelorian: That’s not important. What’s important. Is if you don’t want another possum on your hands2024-07-08 17:12:21
Turmeric[2:12 PM]StoneyCat: a glass of my Cuu..ringe as requested2024-06-05 14:07:39
Turmeric[12:08 AM]StoneyCat: bottoms up, front to back may our booze be yeasstie and a our farts be extra steamy cHEEERs2024-04-20 00:04:43
Turmeric[1:52 PM]Riggard: my mom is petty af holds a grudge like an elephant2024-03-25 13:50:24
Turmeric[1:51 PM]Riggard: so my mom was like clapping at em to stop doing it on our back porch and the neighbor was like "dont scare my cats" or some ♥♥♥♥ idfk neighbor was probably on something my mom can be a ♥♥♥♥♥, but you have to be a ♥♥♥♥♥ to her first or say some ♥♥♥♥ straight sleeper agent trigger word2024-03-25 13:47:51
Turmeric[10:57 PM]StoneyCat: LMAO got 40 beans for me my dood?2024-03-16 22:59:07
Turmeric[3:36 AM]Riggard: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ing mouth you albi♥♥♥♥♥♥2024-02-27 03:33:07
Turmeric[10:57 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: got some HOP CHEEPOS READY TO ZNAGG ON ZUM HOB GHEEBOS[10:57 PM]Turmeric: thats ZICKLIN' my ZEENER[10:58 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: gettin zooted after zicklin my zeener 8)2024-02-25 22:55:33
Turmeric[8:01 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: it had no lense* lens? tf im fried these hot cheetos got me zooted2024-02-20 19:59:36
StoneyCat[9:12 PM]Turmeric: I WANT YOU TO POST SOME CRINGE MAN, where i come from, when a guy posts cringe he expects to get some cringe back2024-02-08 20:13:13
Turmeric[9:04 PM]StoneyCat: ive once listened to my self screaming in to my own ass for 9 hours straight once, its quite the whirl2024-01-21 21:01:40
Turmeric[2:56 AM]Riggard: ♥♥♥♥♥ CHINKINGLY CHINKED THE CHINKING CHINKED BAG UP ONTO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEDECAB LIKE THE ♥♥♥♥♥ HE IS2024-01-18 02:54:40
Turmeric[2:46 PM]StoneyCat: ah well uh yer gunna have to see me at high noon and face me to a duel, better git the undertaker to size you up before cause dis six shooter aint shootin blanks2023-12-23 14:44:39
StoneyCat[8:36 PM]Turmeric: i spend with hjeem ONE NAIT i go downstaiyrs and book us together intadaROOM2023-11-30 19:40:02
Turmeric[12:59 AM]Riggard: i should make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ youtube channel just building trash and get sent free ♥♥♥♥ from chinese ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sites[1:05 AM]Turmeric: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOULD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHANNEL MAKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ AND GET ♥♥♥♥ SHENT FROM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHINA2023-11-02 01:04:28
Turmeric[11:31 PM]StoneyCat: reality breakdowns eh? Welp see ya later[11:31 PM]Turmeric: psychotic ramblings of an incoherent schizophrenic? WELP see ya later2023-09-30 23:31:23
Turmeric[2:38 AM]Riggard: ha ha ha been having big gay issues with my connection in fortnite ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ keeps like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ connection LAGGY WAGGY BIG OOPS NO PLAY PLAY FUN HA HA2023-09-30 02:42:17
Turmeric[11:27 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: real mesozoic primate palate tonight you eatin that mesozussy dinner2023-09-15 23:23:25
StoneyCat[4:11 PM]Turmeric: yo yo yo its quench day, yo what i need you to do is gulp 3 big-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glasses2023-09-06 15:19:37
Turmeric[10:57 AM]Turmeric: the grinding of my sack[10:58 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: THe Balls of My ♥♥♥♥[10:58 AM]Turmeric: THE TESTICLES OF MY PENIS[10:58 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: The Scrote of My Penguis2023-08-27 10:55:03
TurmericAnttron — Today at 9:05 PMyeah he could voice some interesting characterswat did ya make"some beans with some dust i found in the corner"2023-07-23 21:08:07
Turmeric[11:55 PM]Riggard: mildred im fuggin hungry[11:55 PM]Turmeric: want me to try n sling a spoonful of pnut butter over there?[11:55 PM]Riggard: might go make a fuggin burger again idfk gonna sling a rope around my neck instead2023-07-17 23:52:37
Turmericwhat suv?[12:54 AM]Turmeric: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not sure its got wheels and windows[12:55 AM]Riggard: damn does he flintstone that ♥♥♥♥? or does it have an engine?2023-06-28 00:52:15
StoneyCat[7:28 PM]StoneyCat: HEH[7:29 PM]Turmeric: Kek Whites HMMPH KEK HEALTHY HM2023-06-24 18:29:44
StoneyCat[2:03 PM]Turmeric: well, my daddy taught me a few things about overheating cpus too, like uhh how NOT to fry your computer by monitoring your temperature, instead of relying on smoke coming out of it2023-05-08 13:04:33
StoneyCat[4:36 PM]Turmeric: the hesitant weevil to resident evil2023-04-05 15:38:00
StoneyCat[7:31 PM]Turmeric: kreeennnjjj or baaazzeeed CALL IT2023-03-30 18:32:20
StoneyCat[Yesterday, 4:21 PM]Turmeric: think someones got a mancrush on pedro think someones gaydro for pedro2023-03-24 12:54:25
StoneyCat[11:47 PM]Turmeric: well, my daddy taught me a few things about viewer engagement too, like uhh how not to lose engagement by sending a timestamp, instead of the whole video2023-03-15 22:57:07
Turmeric[7:38 PM]Riggard: id buy that for a dollar[7:41 PM]Turmeric: i would make a successful transaction of 1 United States Dollar in exchange for that unspecified product[7:45 PM]Riggard: I MIGHT AND MIGHT NOT BUT CLOSER TO MIGHT WOULD EXCHANGE PHYSICAL CURRENCY THAT HOLDS MONETARY VALUE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THAT IS WORTH EXACTLY ONE DOLLAR WHICH IS WHAT THE UNIT OF CURRENCY IS USED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, I WOULD USE ONE DOLLAR OF MONETARY VALUE IN EXCHANGE FOR A PHYSICAL ITEM OF MY CHOOSING WHICH IS CURRENTLY THAT[7:50 PM]Turmeric: allow me to explain the current situation as follows: a financial decision must be made, typically known as a transaction; trading of goods, the matter of goods being paper-money valid only in the united states, titled united states dollars. these dollar(s) mentioned will be traded in the transaction as follows; it is wholly agreed that i shall trade one united states dollar, in exchange for your unspecified product2023-03-13 19:52:06
StoneyCat[2:00 PM]Turmeric: well, my daddy taught me a few things too about creative marketing, like how not to use your own funding for advertising, but using someone elses streaming platform2023-03-08 13:01:23
Turmeric[3:40 PM]StoneyCat: eh soo whut whuts yer thoughts on rusty's 19 year old acrylic paint2023-02-07 15:41:24
Turmeric[2:46 PM]Melorian: Thanks for cleaning my dude[2:46 PM]Turmeric: didnt clean yalls batthroom much cus ur stuff so try to give it a last minute cleaning when u leave[2:46 PM]Melorian: Heard that. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the walls as we speak2023-02-03 04:09:59
StoneyCat[1:52 AM]Turmeric: THE TRICK IS YOU CAN STILL CHAT BUT YOURE OFFLINE SO YOUR MOM DOESNT FIND OUT YOU'RE UP AT 3 AM2022-12-15 00:53:17
Turmeric[11:14 PM]StoneyCat: Baddda boom badda bing that may just be whaa I......Need to buss2022-12-13 23:12:29
[FFG]canito471(Anttron)[1:22 AM]racc with da sacc:nooooooooo no no ono noooooooooooooooooou stay up tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo latewaffle house sketchy restaurant at questionable hours in texas noo onono no[1:25 AM]a literal ant:Mmmmmmm yummy eggs and wabble2022-11-01 15:02:38
StoneyCat[8:57 PM]StoneyCat: i need ta keep it even lower Lool def gots an a fer effort wit the graphics and ♥♥♥♥♥[8:58 PM]Turmeric: an A for F-fart[8:58 PM]StoneyCat: LMFAO!!2022-09-16 19:59:19
Turmeric[7:26 PM]StoneyCat: I wonder how many fans, how many are the true meh heh heh.......true dieHARD fans out there2022-09-16 19:26:49
Turmeric[7:50 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: oh ♥♥♥♥ they have announced the competitive arena returns all teh whales that dumped 10,000 dollars and hours into the game to still not get maxed out gear will be tryharding there then imma roll up in my clapped out straight piped ford fiesta and jump out wearing rags and start dumpstering kids2022-08-16 19:54:28
Turmeric[2:45 PM]StoneyCat: us neets taught us not to be ashamed of our skeets especially since there good size and all2022-07-30 14:46:58
Turmeric[3:08 PM]Turmeric: too lazy on occassion, i prepare myself a mixture of various fresh greenery suitable for consumption, most commonly referred to as a "salad"2022-07-19 15:11:05
Turmeric[8:37 PM]Turmeric: ive seen this inna store fapplewoomd smonk'd bamcgon n hwite shmeddlar sheesh2022-07-07 20:40:50
Turmeric[8:05 PM]Riggard: native muricans apparently its being filmed in both english and the naitve language native* or have em speak w/e indian language they speak just smoke signals[8:06 PM]Riggard: entire movie just has quick cuts to smoke signals some silent movie ♥♥♥♥[8:06 PM]Riggard: how they would cut to the text just cuts to smoke signals2022-06-07 20:07:50
Turmeric[10:47 PM]Turmeric: operator of this locomotive, we have encountered an error[10:48 PM]Riggard: human whos occupation is to drive said train, we may have a slight issue[10:49 PM]Turmeric: individual whose current occupation is the designated operator of this electric locomotive method of transportation, us, as a whole, have run into a series of negative events that could be described as a 'problem'2022-04-09 23:17:16
Phantom Space RamenImagine, if you will, rice: the abundant, nutritious white harvest of the verdant paddy-fields, a staple the world over, but fried this time not by a trustworthy fellow human being...but by a shrimp.2022-04-06 03:30:04
Turmeric[4:49 AM]StoneyCat: got any visine?[4:50 AM]Turmeric: i have elmers glue and tobasco[4:50 AM]StoneyCat: moaar tingly then hot2022-04-04 04:51:14
Turmeric[1:20 AM]Turmeric: i always get constipated from ice cream[1:20 AM]Riggard: i just shid myself2022-03-30 01:21:18
Turmeric[11:43 PM]Turmeric: zbeag lige diz endire dime? geeb habbing zdrogebozd undil zday ubb zo long habb real zdroge bermanend zdroge bozd2022-03-23 23:45:03
Turmeric[7:28 PM]StoneyCat: ORANWNGE JUWSSICE bOFf AH YEA2022-03-16 19:29:37
StoneyCat[6:38 PM]StoneyCat: was that handyman thing a glitch bug ? LOL[6:38 PM]Turmeric: with hammers?[6:38 PM]StoneyCat: yea[6:38 PM]Turmeric: nah its a feature, you just start off proficient with short blunt weaponry combine it with high strength and it just does massive dmg[6:38 PM]StoneyCat: oh I see thats whats up[6:39 PM]Turmeric: mehehe eheheh short "BLUNT"[6:39 PM]StoneyCat: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!2022-03-05 18:33:51
Turmeric[6:17 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: MBHAMBPLE HSCHIMMINIM BAMBGKUL HWID HKRAMPFT SINKLES UND HROAMPSTED DURMPKEY HWIMPF MAUNSTARDT HEN MWAYHONESS2022-02-25 18:23:13
TurmericTurmeric: nhyep nshats nhyigkperboarmp2022-02-24 14:02:00
Turmeric[11:09 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: hHhmbeemp uhnd csheaise mpberrheedo uhnd hombvogadod2022-02-19 23:12:34
Turmeric[7:16 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: hbeamp hmbureehddo uhnd ahwrhendge ngheydteraiyde2022-02-16 19:21:48
Turmeric[7:58 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: "mYep Thas Mningkerbormp"2022-02-13 20:01:31
TurmericCREAMY MEME DUDE: Kentucky ManTurmeric: Ken Tucker the Chicken NuggerCREAMY MEME DUDE: Ken Tucker the Chicken ♥♥♥♥♥♥Turmeric: local chicken ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ken Tucker proclaims: "Chicken's Breasts are the Fricken Bests"2022-02-10 17:44:33
TurmericCREAMY MEME DUDE: do a barrel roll oh yeah dont forgedd daemon x machina free on ebinTurmeric: perform a cylindrical containment unit twirl oh GODCREAMY MEME DUDE: perform a wooden object used to hold various assortments of goods in an action requiring you to spin on the z axis2022-01-27 12:48:02
Turmeric[11:16 AM]Riggard: fuggin idfk why the store doesnt have little debbie ♥♥♥♥[11:16 AM]Turmeric: did you try searching under small statured deborah[11:16 AM]Riggard: midget deb2022-01-15 11:17:42
StoneyCat[2:08 PM]Turmeric: i put 2 hour realtime days though , i just got a mod that increases fitness and strength training though because it is outrageously slow in the game[2:08 PM]StoneyCat: ahhh very nice[2:09 PM]Turmeric: it takes like a full year ingame to get from 6 to 8 doing 3 sets of exercises a day[2:09 PM]StoneyCat: daaaaaaaaaaaaaayum[2:09 PM]Turmeric: pretty unacceptable compared to the leveling speed of other skills if i can become a master carpenter and electrician in 4 weeks i should be able to become dwayne the rock johnson in a month2022-01-05 13:18:54
Turmeric[5:58 PM] ANTYour weakness is that your animations develop at a snail's pace[6:00 PM] ANTWhich is generous because this guy finished his "Exotic Fornication: Hot Lebanese Slug on Slug action" series yesterday[6:01 PM] ANTNot as popular as his Young Snail gets Electrocuted on a powerline singing Shellno Slimars2021-12-08 18:39:46
Turmeric[4:11 PM]StoneyCat: they should just bring em back somehow, maybe he had a lil piece survive the volcano and then somehow turned into a fish monster and swam away2021-12-01 16:11:36
Turmeric[3:12 AM]Turmeric smear poopon the rooflet the poop drypoop roof[3:12 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: 10/10 would poop on the roof2021-11-28 03:12:58
TurmericTurmeric: stray bullet bro just randomRiggard: into the back of her head while she was sleeping sideways and it was from my gun but intruders stole itTurmeric: zipped in the window, turned a corner down the hall, opened the lock on the bedroom never seen anything like it freak bullet accidentRiggard: "it richocheted under the carpeted door"2021-11-27 20:47:09
TurmericAnt 1:43 PMI found a mug with a gator on it and the word later above itrac 1:43 PMreferencing the classic statement, Crocodile LaterAnt 1:44 PMIn a while Alligatorrac 1:44 PMwe will meet again after an indeterminate amount of time, apex predator of the louisiana swampAnt 1:47 PMWe shall uphold another gathering of council after an undisclosed measure of time apex predator of the southern north american marshland biome2021-11-19 04:41:56
Turmeric[3:25 PM]Turmeric: dont forget to cancel free trial[3:25 PM]Riggard: oh i did instantly dont worry ♥♥♥♥♥ i know the game2021-11-14 15:25:56
Turmeric[10:19 AM]Turmeric: beebs gibe me diarya marshmallow-based confectionaries infict upon me the temporary gastrointestinal discomfort of improper digestion Peeps, the marketing term devised for the marshmallow-based dyed confectionaries sold in the United States founded in 1953, when consumed orally, in my case, commonly produce momentary bodily illness in the form of gastrointestinal discomfort (i.e, diarrhea, loose, watery stools)2021-10-28 10:24:56
TurmericCritique of various comestiblesI partake in the evaluation of cuisine on the social video networking site known as YouTubeThou has no prior knowledge of a sophisticated fellow as myselfI maintain a level of high altitudeAnd does thou fathom the reason behind this?The reasoning is my accurate verdict on whether the purchasing of certain edibles should be performed.2021-10-24 22:19:06
Turmeric[6:39 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: i had a tiny bottle of this stuff and left it in my car and when i went to go put some on it just was gone ♥♥♥ DOOD THIS ♥♥♥♥ SMELL BUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIN2021-10-02 18:41:12
Phantom Space RamenTEAR DOnw your walls theres people living in them theres cameras in THE coRNERS of your room tape it up tape IT UP BOLT your doors shut be they trying TO GET YOU theyre trying to get you2021-09-12 17:30:26
Turmeric[7:43 PM]Riggard: wat u smackin on?[7:43 PM]Turmeric: comphklipt ckuhpbtmakamkes2021-09-01 14:32:41
Turmeric[7:37 PM]Turmeric: 1 A milk. One A Milk (1) Singular Dairy Deposit (One) (1x) Cow Titty Juice (Singular) (One Unit)2021-08-30 19:38:40
Turmeric[11:45 PM]Riggard: i had a slam dunk win with my last lawyer but she had to bring in some expert alabama blumpkin dr he had the fat like lisp if you get what i mean could tell he had multiple chins2021-07-27 15:50:54
Turmeric[10:39 AM]StoneyCat: cray though forgot to say on a meh heh heh heheh higher note " " weed legal since july 1st[10:41 AM]StoneyCat: i mean that really gives me hope in society as a whole, that things are at least lighting up Meh HEHEH Light'ing up2021-07-12 10:43:22
Turmeric[10:01 AM]Turmeric: found out all professional leather paint is acrylic based[10:01 AM]StoneyCat: oooh dayuum interesting, thats good to know didnt know that, good to know before i drink it2021-07-12 10:02:52
Phantom Space RamenI've started appearing offline so people cannot track my sleep schedule and know when to stalk mepeople sit outside my house at night not knowing if im sleepingtoday a gang stalker went through a 'walk' through my neighborhood and all the others think i wouldnt notice the cars parking infront of my house all having a 7 in their license plate lolits how they tell who is with themmy neighbor built a listening outpost i believeright in his backyard i asked him what the fug it was and he had the audacity to say it was a shed he was working ondidnt look like a fuggin shed to meand he already has 2i can hear the people snickering in my ear, they think i dont know their plansbut god has already told me everythingthese evil forces sent by satan will not strike me down2021-07-03 18:54:46
Phantom Space RamenHanging out with girlfriendWatching naked and afraidis recorded so watching it late at nightwas having good timesuch a joy to be with her and watchingeating snacks, still bulking and CAN eat themwe all remember where we were when this took placeroommate playing games on PCBUT THEN. low and bee hole here he comes (HIM)looking all huge with his big HOOF instead of soft foothis face become all jigglinghe put a napkin over jewels so we cannot SEEwho needs my fluids all over the boob tube?and we say to himdo NOT with your stink (fluids) on our TV during the commercials put it!you must with your stink on the TV with the commercials during it NOT to do itwho will want all over the TV to be my stink (smell and fluid)?and yet...he DIDgerms of his became all over them and into the trash went out snackswe said NONE and NOBODYand yet he put on the TV, his STINK all overeveryone remembers this2021-07-01 17:19:34
StoneyCat[7:09 PM]Turmeric: called and walled, checked and kekked2021-06-26 18:40:32
Turmeric[6:07 PM]StoneyCat: ah well if memeber let me know when i mean im interested cause im a male that can get pregnant so im lookin fer a suitable suitor2021-06-26 18:30:39
Turmeric[7:09 PM]Turmeric:called and walled, checked and kekked2021-06-26 18:30:10
Turmeric[5:52 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: GANGSTER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUPPETS CIA SECRET COMMUNIST POLICE SECRETLY PUT ♥♥♥♥ IN MY PANTS WHILE I WAS IN AN AIRPLANE 10,000 FEET IN THE SKY THEY WERE PLOTTING TO PUT ♥♥♥♥ IN MY PANTS SINCE I WAS IN THE AIRPORT2021-06-22 18:17:48
Turmeric[8:05 AM]StoneyCat: I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLLY WEEEEIIRD THAT THEY WOULD JUST SEND ONE GOLD COIN MASSSSSHHSST DOOOOURGHDDS I cant even plug em in WTF DO THEY TINK IM UUUPOOOSHED TO DO WITH A SINGLE DOOSH COIN BRUVS?![8:08 AM]Turmeric: ThougT I Was ReaLlY WeIrD when i took the gold foil off my bitcoin it was just ChOCOLATE my doooood2021-06-07 08:09:42
Turmeric[6:24 PM]StoneyCat: never forgetti abertiii weskiii2021-05-31 18:27:09
TurmericLazy : fitness is my passion2021-05-27 04:49:46
Turmerichttps://creators.tf/campaign/digitaldirective2021-05-24 00:27:20
Turmeric[12:38 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: WHY IS IT SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BRIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OH GOD MY PC IS STUCK LIKE THIS WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2021-05-21 00:41:19
Turmeric[12:06 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: i would yeet my poop onto the ceiling[12:06 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: and when my mom would start screaming i would laugh and do it even faster before she hit me with the fist of fury2021-05-18 00:07:13
Turmeric(Voice) OperFan2: Help!(Voice) OperFan2: Help!OperFan2 : my audio has wrong workedTurmeric : lmao2021-05-15 03:16:03
Phantom Space Ramengod entered a indy man like a body. perfect size. holy ghost baptism. but. god rips his face.neck. shoots into mouth.gum disease. jesus appears and laughs2021-05-10 02:39:05
Turmeric[4:02 AM]Riggard: gtb vampire fuggin halfway there albino skintard2021-05-09 04:03:35
Turmeric[1:21 AM]StoneyCat: but yea ima have to see steam reviews the oracles if you will2021-05-07 01:21:38
Phantom Space RamenBeing vs becoming. Form vs that which engenders form. Vs that which engenders that which engenders form. Radical novelty, vs cyclical consistency. Let's say that soul images do exist, question is where do they spring from? and what is...that strange in between space? the interstitial metaphysics, or the source, let's consider what the proto-faustian spirit waslets consider what the proto-classical soul image might've looked like. There is no more conceptual space to be conquered along the lines of infinity, along the lines of treating number as abstraction, as point, instead of sensuous magnitude, nor is there anything to conquer along the lines of magnitude being itself sensuous being constructed according to the classical soul image.2021-05-07 00:12:53
Phantom Space RamenToday, I operated on a little girl. She needed O- blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think anything of it until after we took his blood and he asked, "so when will I die?" he thought he was giving his life for hers. Thankfully...they both died2021-05-06 22:41:50
Phantom Space RamenThere's no subject thats taking in the object, theres no objective thats...giving forth a subject.And circularity as well, circularity as well is the issue here, never forget that circles are a lie. They're lying to you when they're bringing up circles, they're lying to you when they're bringing up linearity, and they're also lying to you when they're bringing up this idea of lies2021-05-05 21:02:34
Phantom Space RamenListen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what i'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are.You hear me sugar? PERFECT.Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby boi.:(>mfw thinking of you hurting2021-05-05 19:59:30
Turmericbullet : 4 super gay scoutsPootsworthy™ : Their homosexual influence grows...2021-04-25 02:30:46
Turmeric[11:12 PM]Riggard: then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ♥♥♥♥ scooter mom rolls up and starts talking ♥♥♥♥2021-04-17 23:13:31
TurmericMel: I gotta call and ask. I'll let you know. Also I won't be here at all next Monday snd Tuesday I gotta go on a business trip to kentuckyTurmeric: Business trip man. Kentucky man. Fried chicken man. Nine to five guy I consider myself someone of a business man myself, in fact I just got off the phone with the CEO of all businesses. Been to a lot of great businesses over the years. Big businesses, small businesses, international businesses. They're all great and all very professional2021-04-12 18:44:19
Phantom Space RamenI am spotify huge big amazing green flag go. I am going to rock your dimension. I am hell bean. I am gate of light. I am New Empire dripping down the cognates. I am earth chakra blooming, I am the monster energy drink fragrance. I am minecraft xenophile I am It's Been A Great Year in full caps on the top of the magic hill the magic hill. Ay stop playin. Top of the hill gets the bean pile holla. I am liquid ADHD. I need money. I am gaseous maximus. Information devours communication and the social. I am :unamused:. I am Jeff "Paladin" Bezos riding Platinum Arch-Dragon. Net Art? ♥♥♥♥ it. Just wanna die in Egypt; punch little green fella on giza platform. I am sweg PNG. the name's Wu Bao. I am Playboi Carti #1 Fan.2021-03-24 02:31:25
StoneyCat[8:36 PM]Turmeric: that snare drum, SMKSMKSMKSM that bass, KSMKSKSMMSmk pure electronica, KSMKSKMSMSK 140 bpm thats a ten2021-03-17 19:43:11
Turmeric[11:15 PM]Riggard:carpenter danki just a ♥♥♥♥ ton rip LOL2021-03-17 01:18:13
Phantom Space RamenShampoo implies the existence of Shampee2021-03-04 20:51:33
TurmericRick Owens Dark Shadow Cream Sock Sneakers Size 43 US 10 | eBayCREAMY MEME DUDE: the fact that you can see how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sewed it is yet its 454 dollarsTurmeric: Cream Sock tremble ye cream sock and despair bob ♥♥♥♥ and the cream sockCREAMY MEME DUDE: Jean Spock and the Cream Sock2021-02-23 01:55:00
Phantom Space RamenListening to early 2000s indie makes me feel alivein a way i'm not sure i'll ever be able to organically replicate againall my best years are probably behind me2021-02-16 22:43:15
Phantom Space RamenScorchingly directA little, tasty oatmealat the perfect pieA haiku, from...me.2021-02-15 02:16:18
Phantom Space RamenOatmeal Cream Pie, Oatmeal Cream PieYou're so slyYour laugh reminds meOf being highYour voice makes me queasyAnd yet you are greasyThough this messageMay seem to lieI will commit die2021-02-15 01:59:16
Phantom Space RamenAntman is a cantionI disagree, Antman is a fascistYou're both wrong, Antman is an esoteric HitleristI believe Antman is a Hindu literalistAntman? He's a f***in a**holeI think we can all agree that antman is a spectrum, he's a fluid differentiation between ant and manDoes Antman use Grammarly?If Antman is gay, which is what I suspect, he has a high number of sexual partners.Listen up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Antman, or Antwoman. Is a woman. End of story.2021-02-14 23:35:03
Phantom Space RamenIn the morrow we go on a highly dangerous potentially paranormal covert mission....bring 3 watermelons2021-01-29 03:16:41
Turmeric[1:42 AM]Riggard: i ate like 7 tendies and a ton of fries farting so much now dude its loud af just prrrrf2021-01-22 01:43:44
Turmeric[1:10 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE:tooth fall outglue it back[1:10 AM]Turmeric: gucci dentist, glue my own teeth[1:11 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: gucci cavity, gucci root canal gucci brain disease[1:11 AM]Turmeric: Gucci Coffin, put me in the ground[1:11 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: Gucci worms eat my gucci ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2021-01-21 01:13:05
Turmeric"In my quest for sexMe choose my favorite grubMick-si-mick-si-oog-nag-la (say what) that means I want your loveSo I grabbed her by her num-numsAnd she began to raveThen I bashed her with me club (boing) and drug her to me cave (hahaha)2021-01-20 20:37:19
Phantom Space RamenHummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~2020-12-10 02:16:57
Phantom Space RamenPlease respond2020-12-05 20:25:25
Phantom Space RamenHave you ever had a paranormal Arby's experience? like I was just curious because I was in Arby's and felt a strange aura about.2020-12-05 20:25:16
Phantom Space RamenAny wench born after 1438 cannot subsistence farm...all they know is local tavern, stare at thy sun dial, show thy ankle, prima nocta, consume spice, and utter falsehoods.2020-11-22 17:42:15
Turmeric[11:05 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: Cheese man, take me by the hand, to fromunda land, that you understand2020-11-22 11:06:08
Phantom Space RamenOppressed by an evil race of sporks, the tuning forks and their pet octopus had no choice but to flee the totalitarian government. Creating a rocket whose sole fuel was the vibrations of their bodies, they fled across the sky, desperately trying to remain airbourne. They soon became lost in a sea of clouds, where they came to rest and repopulate on an island in the sky. There the tuning forks lived happily and prospered.The end2020-11-14 20:36:08
Turmeric[]I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.I work here with my old man, and my son, Big Hoss.Everything in here has a story, and everything has a price.But if there's anything I've learned after 21 years;If you go to bed with an itchy butt;you're gonna wake up with stinky fingers.[]2020-10-29 17:53:33
TurmericI dont care if the cooter looks like an arbys roast beef sandwich someone threw into the bushes in a jungle in Vietnam. Machete or not, here i ♥♥♥.2020-10-18 14:22:42
Turmericsounds like a good time to me, the buttons build anticipation, and then you get some of that Hairy n' Natty Puss-Puss™2020-10-18 14:20:27
Phantom Space RamenImagine sex in the 19th century, you'd spend fifteen minutes unbuttoning 650 buttons only to get a coochie that hasn't been washed since last month's river water bath2020-10-18 01:17:37
Phantom Space RamenIf you ever think English is not a garbage language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.2020-10-13 03:15:42
Phantom Space RamenThere is an idea of Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.2020-09-27 00:34:16
Phantom Space Ramenafter you have benn in tuation where there is no more than a one on them you are right there are none....when you have take KEL it is their duty to fear you....lean on then you have nothing2020-09-23 19:12:28
Turmeric[3:36 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: ARE YOU ASLEEBING wage up goodmorman are you speker on henlo bob and vagene goodnide2020-09-12 14:44:58
Turmeric[10:20 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE:gwauhndgrouhmble brawnhged mmbogezzdhigg[][]2020-08-29 02:48:15
Turmeric[12:49 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE:Smonged borng djomp und bangked bondado[ SMOKED PORK CHOPAND BAKED POTATO ][12:49 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE:THAT IS MY DINNER[12:50 AM]Turmeric:shmownkt mbpormpt jghombp und bnangked pondendo2020-08-29 00:01:21
Turmerici just got off the phone with aunt jemima. she's contacted me from beyond the grave, she let me know that she is very disappointed in the radical lefts agenda to erase her image. i asked her for some advice on the second round of stimulus checks, which will be very generous, things went very well and we came up with a very good plan, along with her help, we'll be sending out very generous coupons valid at most denny's in america - a stack of hotcakes free with every breakfast platter; blueberry, chocolate, strawberry, theyre all very tasty and theyre all at denny's, thick syrup thin syrup; all at dennys. personally im feeling great about it, americas getting better with me as your president, aunt jemima and i will smash out the radical left2020-08-28 19:59:01
TurmericBn Bamerica, Beople bnly bant bmall bommy bf bith bmall bilkies. But be bave bo bake bigger bents, bor bigger bommy bf bith biggy bilky bnd benis. By Bod, bi beed bhis.2020-08-27 16:00:27
Phantom Space RamenBAY BIS BAME.BOU BON'TBE BAUGHINGBHEN BEBILLS BOU.BHEBEEBEE BOOBOO BAN2020-08-27 01:43:23
Turmeric[7:31 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: god zum veegan djonglant djibb googies2020-08-19 19:32:19
Turmeric[7:42 PM]StoneyCat: should get Fisfull of ♥♥♥♥♥ ring ring ring games pwease ring ring ring same games Pwease Sex Please ring ring2020-08-11 19:53:58
Turmeric[3:08 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: acquire wheelchair profit or the simpler plan would be to build a train track throughout your entire house and drive a miniature train around once an hour and stop at all the major destinations2020-08-10 03:11:55
Turmeric[3:02 AM]Turmeric: sEBBdEMBER[3:02 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: remebber remebber the peanut butter is splendor[3:03 AM]Turmeric: dalgg lige a birade dayy[3:03 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: yeed dude IM HYPED I FORGOT I GOT THAT BEBOP VINYL[3:03 AM]Turmeric: dalgg lige a bost stroge vigdim dayy yee leds dalg lige dizz vor edernidy now2020-08-10 03:05:38
Turmericharpoon5 years agoThe explanation is very simple. An Engineer, taking a trip across the base, pauses for a moment, then notices that his rebellious hat is trying to become separate from him. Perturbed by this action, the Engineer notifies the hat that his attempts at secession are going to fail by uttering a simple, yet powerful "nope." After giving this warning, the hat fails to comply and return to the Engineer's head. The Engineer then realizes that he must cope with the problem himself, and stretches his own neck to fit the hat, thus ending the attempted split by the hat.2020-08-04 12:13:53
Turmericoh so youre a fan of tf2? name every localization file update2020-07-29 17:27:52
Phantom Space RamenOh so you're french?Name every baguette then2020-07-29 00:17:46
TurmericAbsolutely terrible. Like Pizza the Hutt died and his rotting carcass sat out in the desert sun for weeks.By Tyler on May 2, 20162020-06-21 02:20:42
Turmeric[1:03 AM]Turmeric: syrup? i love syrup, me and syrup are great friends... had a lotta great syrups over the years... mom and pop owned restaurants..[1:04 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: I just had a phone call with the syrup. Great syrup. Thin syrup. Thick syrup. Aunt syrup. All at denny's[1:04 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: The crowd yells. It is full of real syrup. (man with pancake, man with harder pancake, man with waffle)2020-06-19 01:09:15
Phantom Space RamenWhat did the grape say as it was getting crushedNothing....It let out a...little wine.2020-06-13 12:40:03
Turmeric[10:41 PM]StoneyCat: life goals to imitate those sounds I try to achieve daily2020-06-12 22:56:16
Turmeric[10:48 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: Do you think theres an ancient invention used still today that allows people to see through walls Because i know what it is[10:48 PM]Turmeric: ........wat is i t[10:48 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: Windows It is windows2020-06-05 23:01:55
Phantom Space RamenDr.Pepper is just barbecue water2020-06-05 00:13:36
Phantom Space RamenYOU. ME. GAS STATION.What are we getting for dinner?Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi,we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish.You know what that means.Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do?We're gonna fight it.BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please.We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese,dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so.next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint.Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.2020-06-04 13:10:53
Turmeric[3:02 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: BANGS ROONDBOIUNG IST DIE NUMMER EINER BESTEN ROUNADBERGBURG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2020-05-29 15:04:06
Phantom Space Ramencolor of the skinoriginal sinrhyme big wordbrain smartd e s i g n a t e d ♥♥♥♥♥ lasagnaif im i usewho was phone?2020-05-26 22:36:23
Turmeric[4:39 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE:as the #1 top review says about the gamestuds183 products in account14 reviewsRecommended30.6 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)EARLY ACCESS REVIEW POSTED: APRIL 25skamtebord2020-05-25 16:40:20
Phantom Space RamenWhat does a computer do when it's on a star?It keeps on. It keeps on doing the words.2020-05-17 02:45:10
Phantom Space RamenSo this one night awound 2 pm in the summew awound Chwistmas time I was in my woom wawking home on my way to wowk and I was hungwy as ♥♥♥♥ so my gwandma stawted making some sense, I went to hew house tomowwow but I can’t dwive my seatbewt without a caw and I didn’t put any gas in my skateboawd so I took a vacation home whewe I dwank my sheets, fowded my dishes, and put my waundwy in the oven and my sistew wost hew viwginity AGAIN but this time she weft it on top of hew boyfwiends caw and hew biwthdays coming up yestewday so I bought hew this sewf powtwait but this guy dwew this sewf powtait in Spanish and I faiwed my upcoming test pewfectwy so I dwank a cigawette, it took my bweath but an ewdewwy chiwd found it that’s why I don’t ♥♥♥♥ with Mitcheww Musso ya know?2020-05-12 17:46:40
Phantom Space Ramen♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Who will I pray to now?! Oh g*d oh ♥♥♥♥. Keanu chungus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died. It's not holesome 100 anymore. I'm crying and pissing. I need to grief with saying f and inserting his image into the heaven Harambe meme. I need approximately 500,000,000,000,000 reddit karma to cope with this. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cannot, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I will kill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ self if my post doesn't get 400,000,000 awards. My post will get stolen by gallowboob and get SEXillion more upvotes and awards. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died who will i worship now?! Now give me all your money.2020-05-12 10:59:48
Phantom Space RamenTo all the people saying I'm a boomer. Yeah I'm a boomer. Imma boomerang this dong in and out of your girl til she pays my rent2020-05-10 21:43:34
Phantom Space RamenI've been hearing all this talk about me being a simp, yeah i'm a simp. I'm a simp-ly slamming your girl with this big ol horse meat ding-dong. And that's on god babygirl2020-05-10 21:37:14
Phantom Space RamenReal Gs move in silence.Like lasagna.2020-05-10 18:17:53
Phantom Space RamenHey guys Uncle Ron here, I was in 8th grade, just havin a nice Count Jackula in the bathroom at school, suddenly the school midget burst through the door and caught me slappin my pickle rick. The bell rang and he ran out in the hall yellin "hey man uncle ron's jackin off in the bathroom"I'VE BEEN TERRIFIED OF MIDGETS EVER SINCE2020-05-10 03:31:56
Phantom Space RamenThere is 'good' in "goodbye"There is 'lie' in "believe"There is 'hell' in "hello"There is '♥♥♥♥' in "my pants"2020-05-10 03:22:29
Phantom Space RamenI look her spirit so large indefinite amount. I dont have youngsters but all Clarence Day i preparation speaking to my proximo female offsprings crosstown the hold over and effectual them about how expectant Pokimane is. I verify them "sweety, you're a pokimane". I virtually turned her examine into a computer memory unit that depicts dish, spirit, and fix.I perform guidance my hereafter girls to train and wit lightnesses of pokimanes fine utterances all over the time periods. Quondams we even out have to pull off all over because we commencement yelling from how more we eff her. I protect my unreal female offsprings and i holler. i utterance and motto and act into the steerage machine about how extra she is, and how the universe sportsmanlike meaninglessness see.Convey you Pokimane.2020-05-04 02:54:20
Phantom Space RamenLove my new instant pot. Makes cooking a breeze. Just tossed in an apple and a cup of water and in 25 minutes I had a really hot apple.2020-05-01 00:51:34
Phantom Space RamenThe simple nail can't reduce the floor. I would be delighted if the sea was full of cucumber juice. It was then the minty garden met the dramatic pie.2020-04-30 22:35:55
Phantom Space RamenI walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. I tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream2020-04-30 22:16:48
Phantom Space RamenBlame millenials for the vanishing bar of soap2020-04-30 22:15:37
Phantom Space RamenThe Lord is trying to call me a schizo. I'm not falling for it.what a waste of time.S.F. Giants rule team1 and team 2 are ready for the 20th year living in the new world. That would be me you. The Satan regime is doing an excellent job. Why I got drug into it, I don't know .moo moo eat the beef. Earth. Very well. then .2020-04-30 22:13:52
Phantom Space Ramen♥♥♥♥ animal abusers, ♥♥♥♥ racism, ♥♥♥♥ coronavirus, and especially ♥♥♥♥ coleslaw2020-04-29 14:46:56
Phantom Space RamenShe died in tg parking lot cause i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her cents less no know what i am writing?I am a killer and I eat literal rectums I chewed her kmot out and she cried tears of feces into my eyes and jesus wept2020-04-29 13:16:18
TurmericI felt a 'fluttering sensation' in my colon...I took a nasty sh*t..and ...there was don lemon. Licking my turd launcher on the way out and into the porclain gobbler. He had peanuts for eyes...but I recognized him.2020-04-29 04:35:37
TurmericI took a dump this afternoon....and the turd, reached up with both hands..and began playing with my sak....it then said, "Let me make this perfectly clear." I flushed it...it was kinda creepy. It was saying something about... "fundamentaly changing..." something, before the turd gobbler swallowed it.2020-04-29 04:34:45
Phantom Space RamenMy mothers friend dobe done told me the same god dang thing my maM. Man.You know what I told it? I say I say I say zumba babygirl. My ♥♥♥♥ in your poochie. Talk about zoom. Ba.So then I cut her throat open.It's all about spot reduction baby and these wizard eyes see all demons2020-04-27 15:30:58
Turmeric[1:10 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: meat shortages feared ill tell you one meat thats never feared to be short HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it is chicken. chicken. look at that china still hasn't had any people in the hospital for the wuhan weezer wow just how do tey do it it just vanished2020-04-27 14:27:53
Turmeric[3:10 AM]Turmeric: LOOOOOOOOOL[3:10 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: LOOOOOOOOOL2020-04-16 03:35:58
Turmeric[3:33 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: been wadgin on nedflix ids bretty gud[3:33 AM]Turmeric: i szdobbed wadging avder lige zezon dree or vour i dun remeber2020-04-16 03:35:24
Turmeric[2:31 AM]Turmeric: dont A pose infront of the dead man i should explain to you exactly how much i hate this map2020-04-14 21:12:46
Turmeric[7:47 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: dude imagine if when you nutted it wasn't millions of microscopic cells but just one giant sperm that you had to kill before it slithered too far2020-04-06 19:58:25
Turmeric[6:09 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: ateam salad and an greemk yongurt2020-04-04 18:09:55
Turmeric[2:45 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: haha i frow axe hard spicy water ooo spooky[2:46 AM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: big vampire afraid of spicy pope peepee jar? hjaha super soaker time2020-04-04 02:46:46
Turmeric[8:27 PM]chief toe crusher: oh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMcwD0-YGgA my theme song2020-03-21 20:34:01
TurmericDavid Reynolds​Goodwill underwear $0.25 a pair. S**t them and forget them.2020-03-18 21:25:56
TurmericSteven Otter2 months ago (edited)James: Pyramid Head, come overPyramid Head: I can't.James: Mary's not home, and I got Silent Chill on loop.Pyramid Head: Slowly drags rusty sword down foggy street2020-03-10 22:22:02
Turmeric[SM] Death itself was kicked for being ineligible for expert mode.2020-02-21 02:13:51
TurmericUnusual m8 : How much hail can Hale inhale if Hale can inhale hail2020-02-10 01:04:39
Levissupa gamer +rep2020-02-09 00:26:27
TurmericPoggio Pogo : indeed, super duper gamersPoggio Pogo : think of al the gamers we lost :( crimzongames has joined the game2020-01-24 19:20:25
TurmericRyan Leatigaga10 months agoThat bass is thicker than oatmeal made out of cement2020-01-20 21:53:15
TurmericKyle: Chris said if your new MB doesnt fix anything, he has some parts lying around he would send you for free... let him know what you think you may need if anythingShane: Tell him if I wanted his hand me down junk I would have asked. And if he ever offers me scrapyard parts again I'll kill him and conquer his land with the dusty boys2020-01-05 16:17:46
Turmericbarack says4 months agoI don't know what everybody else is talking about, I pound pints of bourbon with mint leaves on the daily and I've only woke up in a dumpster five times.HesTooPowerful4 months agoI made this for my friend and he died. The coroner said that’s the freshest breath he’s ever smelled.2019-10-21 10:48:23
TurmericNaomi Sutton1 year agoMutant caterpillar poison removes most of your identifying characteristics and causes you to see jump cuts and multiple camera angles in first person.2019-10-20 20:38:58
StoneyCat[1:36 PM]Turmeric: gotta swish before you swallow this fine meme2019-10-12 12:38:11
Turmeric[7:23 PM]StoneyCat: SEEES MOOOKIN ON MEEE CIGARRR OOOK2019-09-29 19:24:01
Turmeric[12:17 PM]Turmeric: butt snore is just farting[12:17 PM]2nd Place Meme Expert ⑨: same diff regular snoring is just face farting2019-09-28 12:23:02
Turmeric[10:38 PM]StoneyCat: 20ft lung busters eh? HWWWOOO N See ya later2019-09-23 22:41:04
Turmericturbotim1293 years ago(Host)"Number 2... what did you find was the most effective at keeping you awake, mental stimulation that you used?"(Guest-experimenter) "well...... My donuts laced with Pure MDMA, and the 5g of Charlie in my back pocket seemed to do the best job for me..... yes ... the mental stimulation was incredible"2019-09-15 11:08:23
TurmericBasicButtonsToday at 6:10 PMWell Mr. Melorian, I feel honored and privileged to be able witness this chat. The revelations have been jaw dropping and my expectations have never been lower. Honestly I feel all the dumber for having had to read this. Truly, the missing gap in your understanding of what you're doing in your day to day life is baffling and a sight to be witnessed once in a generation. Again, I cannot express how good this feels for me.2019-08-22 18:15:34
Turmeric[3:44 PM]StoneyCat: feed me like a mother bird2019-07-31 15:45:30
Turmeric[10:56 AM]StoneyCat: streamit so I can creamit2019-07-31 10:57:12
Turmeric[11:53 AM]♿RIGGARD♿: Dude the corn yellow pieces are smaller than i remembered I got dank berries n dankut butter2019-07-30 11:54:55
Turmeric[11:38 PM]Bob 2020 "Will Do Something" ⑨: Stoney: "dude, our hands... the fingers... they're like legs for our hands"2019-07-26 23:42:13
Turmeric[8:24 PM]Bob 2020 "Will Do Something" ⑨: somehow I imagine you being one of those fat greek guys on those lounge chair/sofas lying back in a toga while stoney is feeding you the cherries while holding the stem as you take the bite while you complain of the dreadful heat and summon the harmonica guy to fan you2019-07-26 20:31:03
Turmeric[6:59 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Kids mom texted "on my way". AN. HOUR. AGO Inb4 she got in a fatal head on collision that caused her car to roll 36 times, off a cliff, then finally exploding due to a gas tank leak[7:28 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Kid left. Guess she didnt flip off a cliff n explode Owell2019-07-18 19:29:37
Turmeric[3:42 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Hes suckin n slurpin n swallowin2019-07-18 15:42:45
Turmeric[3:40 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Dude imagine how buff the guy was who og used that Some massive butcher pete[3:41 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Wacking n smackin n splattin cows2019-07-18 15:42:36
Turmeric[3:21 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Dig a pit so tree falls onto your property Yo man thanks for the lumber2019-07-18 15:23:54
Turmeric[8:32 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: I once ate one if those giant jars of red vines in a weekend Threw up Was pretty cool2019-07-15 20:33:38
Turmeric[5:47 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: by the POWER OF YEETLORD CLOCKWORK BLASTING FULL SOUND I WILL SURVIVE OH I WILL SURVIVE[5:47 PM]Turmeric: oh no you wont oh no you wont i like prayer it is healthier dont enter without protection from melee2019-07-10 17:48:50
Turmeric[10:45 PM]Son of a Shepherd ⑨: gf said to stop bringing up the song because it gets stuck in her head2019-07-09 22:47:39
Turmeric"BaconLicense: How come My fart smell like fry mushroom"2019-07-03 18:07:39
Phantom Space Ramen❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤2019-07-03 10:31:27
Turmeric[10:52 PM]SmashedAtoms: you mean fake gamers2019-07-02 22:55:54
StoneyCat[11:32 AM]Turmeric: imagine actually being married to the dragonborn *constant pounding of steel in the basement* honey dont you think you have enough magical armors from across the entire skyrim continent "I need more." *constantly leaving for 72 hours at a time into dangerous caves no man has entered in several millenia* "honey dont you think you have enough magical relics from other worlds that no man should have the power to wield?" "I need more."2019-07-01 14:12:35
Phantom Space Ramenhey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2019-06-27 16:30:08
Turmeric[9:49 PM]StoneyCat: LMFAOO ! cant ya marry as a thotpocket?2019-06-24 21:57:09
Turmeric[12:10 PM]StoneyCat: funny my moms got me country ham on sat, wasnt expectin it2019-06-24 12:14:26
Turmeric[9:50 PM]Turmeric: in a perfect world it would be am[9:50 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: In a perfect world i wouldnt have woken up :l2019-06-20 21:52:57
Turmeric[12:08 AM]♿RIGGARD♿: Imma make like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the smash my face into a wall Ttyl i guess hombre. Lol2019-06-20 10:23:33
Turmeric[12:17 PM]I need an adult ⑨: I hear roy brown's butcher and pete constantly on this vintage radio thing on yt[12:17 PM]Turmeric: HES HACKIN HES WHACKIN N SMAAACKIIINN2019-06-20 10:23:26
Turmeric[3:48 PM]♿RIGGARD♿:N mace of malog bymfuxk2019-06-18 17:43:04
Turmeric[3:43 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: SUPPLE ANCIENT NORD BOW2019-06-18 16:18:59
Turmeric[10:40 AM]Turmeric: dont need any yet got like 80 days left[10:41 AM]♿RIGGARD♿: To live?2019-06-18 10:41:51
Turmeric[4:20 PM]StoneyCat: uhhh-ohhh bustin out da big MCTHANKIES from MCSPANKIES jk lol nicee the big mcUUUNIPPERS2019-06-13 16:51:23
Turmericmrmashedpotato7 months agoWhen you tryna netflix and chill and your disembodied soul comes through the door.2019-05-28 00:07:59
Turmeric[2:45 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Batts at 38% Wat will finish first My life, the dl, or the batteru[2:45 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Find out next millennium2019-05-24 14:45:34
Turmeric[2:44 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Wow Dl may finish this century2019-05-24 14:44:56
TurmericSejuhasz3 months agoOhh. I grew up pretty broke for a white family. Ice sandwiches are better.sky43 months agoLook at richy rich here with his own freezer2019-05-24 14:31:56
Turmeric[6:48 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Heres to hopin the yeast rises2019-04-20 18:51:28
Turmeric[1:17 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Poopin atm Lolol Droppin a slug Grapeshot2019-04-20 13:18:22
Turmeric[6:52 PM]Your Mom's Girlfriend ⑨: eat them 19:52:45 ( Knights) Soggy Mango : im going to show the power of penisland oh f we are screwed2019-03-28 19:17:44
Turmeric0SweatyTryHard0 : why is there a giant berrel in the castle?*SPEC* Your Mom's Girlfriend ⑨ : the king demands oil2019-03-28 19:17:35
Turmeric[9:07 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: gand helb id[9:07 PM]Turmeric: ogay then die of hard addagg at dwendy vive2019-03-12 21:27:01
Turmeric[9:21 PM]CREAMY MEME DUDE: my body is nearly 50% bagel and 50% caffeine2019-03-12 21:26:24
Turmeric[Friday 10:19 AM]♿RIGGARD♿: Mornin Mornin Hav a gud day Hav a gud day Lol. K bye Lol. K bye Mornin Hav a gud day Mornin Hav a gud day Kbye2019-02-25 12:04:18
Turmeric[12:09 AM]♿RIGGARD♿: 👀 👄 Y. U. Lyin. My. Dude. H. U. E. H. U. E.2019-02-01 00:12:48
Turmeric[2:24 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Sleep. With. One. Eye. Open. My. Friend. 👀👄2019-01-31 14:24:42
Turmeric[8:54 PM]SmashedAtoms: See? I knew it That precious nostalgic relationship we had together back then is now dead, and now all that's left is that awkward feeling of obligation to chat on this dead message board once every week or two until we'll finally stop for good, and feel too embarassed to ever speak to each other ever again.2018-12-29 21:04:02
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: DUDE IM NOT ALONE NOWPhantom Space Ramen: ALL MY FRIENDS MADE FUN OF ME WHEN I TOLD THEM THATTurmeric: i knew we were meant to bePhantom Space Ramen: ID PULL THE COUCH OUT AND HIDE BEHIND IT AND ♥♥♥♥ MYSELFPhantom Space Ramen: I dont remember this but my mom told me when i was little i used to ♥♥♥♥ myself then drop my pants and throw poop on the ceiling2018-12-21 10:27:53
TurmericFreddoFrogIsDead Absolutely cream cheesed2018-12-04 21:10:28
Turmeric[2:37 PM]Waters of Kokoronokawari ⑨: dont put a cactus next to an alarm clock2018-11-26 14:37:53
Turmeric[1:39 AM]StoneyCat: WAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!! !!!!!xLMFAOxLMAOXLUUL2018-11-23 01:41:06
Turmeric[11:21 AM]Waters of Kokoronokawari ⑨: I didn't play paladins yesterday you dope[11:21 AM]Waters of Kokoronokawari ⑨: dang u dumb, thank goodness for that butt2018-11-17 11:23:53
TurmericStoneyCat: what you up to?[10:45 PM]Turmeric: blasting out my eardrums[10:45 PM]StoneyCat: lool with music?[10:45 PM]Turmeric:With the sound of wet farts, personally amplified via audacity and an echo filter2018-10-30 22:47:16
TurmericStoneyCat4:04 PMOMe on LAD if YA TINK YA ARRD E NOUF2018-10-30 16:05:54
TurmericThatotherguygreg – Review provided by walmart.com Even before eating the cereal, just looking at the photo on the box filled me with calm. By the first bite, I had forgotten what had made me so angry in the first place. The taste of the cereal overwhelmed my senses and I felt like I was floating on a cloud drifting peacefully above the earth. Before I knew it, the entire box was gone and I spent the rest of the day in a pleasant haze. Even when I was pulled over that evening, I greeted the officer with a pleasant smile and told him exactly how fast I was going. Then I wished him well and peace in all his travels. Maybe that unnerved him a little bit because he told me to get out of the car and take a few tests. I passed them with flying colors and that's when I mentioned I'd eaten Gorilla Munch for breakfast. He nodded that he understood and I was the third one he'd pulled over that day. He ripped up the ticket and advised I don't eat the whole box next time. Fantastic product!2018-10-18 22:06:02
Turmeric[6:01 PM]StoneyCat:my batcave has too much bat trash in it2018-10-07 18:02:30
Turmeric[12:37 PM]♿RIGGARD♿: Hi. My. Friend. How. Are. U. Doing. Today. I. Hope. U. Having. A. Blessed. Night. My. Friend. Miss. U. Love. U. To. My Friend2018-09-28 12:38:24
TurmericTurmeric: little bit of radiation on that saturated fat and salt♿RIGGARD♿:DIY chemo2018-09-02 17:14:21
Turmeric"Such a great song. Great introduction to the atmosphere of the game. Sometimes I play this when I feel lost. The music keeps me focused. Then I start looking for wallets under couches and accuse rodents of theft. Then murder my coworkers with all the supplies found in the shipping department.... ummm... forget I said that last part. Man this music is great!"2018-08-25 14:12:43
TurmericPlayer arthur$extreme360 pudimgames80 has joined the game2018-08-16 22:01:17
Turmeric♿RIGGARD♿:Cut up squaresJust loud afSlurrrrrrrrrp2018-08-10 07:37:44
Turmeric♿RIGGARD♿:He washes in a river. He isnt a giver. He robs and kills. He smokes cheterfiels.2018-08-10 07:35:01
Turmeric"Fr mayne i get bits of food stuck in my throat, turn on momma bird protocol n try n cough it upGonna choke n die one day"2018-07-28 23:18:12
Turmeric🚽RIGGARD🚽:"we make bike game for 25 year, we tired. Just like lance armleg is tired, yes? We make BRAND NEW game series. It about big monster thing, but we cant show. You just trust us. Have to pay first. Haha"2018-07-28 22:46:51
TurmericPreorder nowCome wit pak of cheterfiel ceegret.Come Catchum Smoke.🚽RIGGARD🚽:"it like Gulag, you know it there but no what behind gates. Haha. Come catchum baby killer, yes?"2018-07-28 12:51:24
TurmericRIGGARD: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dankettiRIGGARD: More like itRIGGARD is now Online.Turmeric: danketti n dankballsRIGGARD: NahRIGGARD: No meatTurmeric: no dankballsRIGGARD: Just some danksauce2018-05-31 20:05:05
Turmeric[🅱]RIGGARD: Get woken up by another father extended appendages?2018-05-29 13:38:31
TurmericFlapMyJacks: what is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ onTurmeric: watFlapMyJacks: mr. homedepotTurmeric: what about him2018-05-15 22:52:24
TurmericStoneyCat: naay, that isnt the sir bodricks, ITS AN IMPOSTER, the real sir bodricks retired to a paradise never to work on the dreaded spice gates again, hes done with that life, you must have an spy in yer mittss2018-04-08 20:39:42
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: you know if you eat 7 bananas a day you can dieTurmeric: im trying it tomorrowPhantom Space Ramen: oh wait its six bananasPhantom Space Ramen: you basically get a potassium overdose and dieTurmeric: dude ive eaten more than 3 banans in a sittingPhantom Space Ramen: ...but not 6Turmeric: 5 AND A HALFTurmeric: NOTHING HAPPENSTurmeric: EAT 6Turmeric: INSTANTLY EXPLODE2018-03-26 20:12:19
TurmericFishCombo2 years agoEncouraging kids to discreetly loot cadavers is an unintended consequence of this beloved plastic classic2018-03-21 12:58:58
TurmericHanscool1 year agoEven though you need a potionAnd you're making a commotionI can't sell it to youYou're a knight and I'm a sellerBut a sip will kill you fellerThey're too strong for you2018-02-07 21:08:27
TurmericCirnia, the Yaoi Princess ⑨: why do ducks have feathers on their bottom, because to cover their buttquackTurmeric: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLCirnia, the Yaoi Princess ⑨: dun be mean to my ducks my fav birdy2018-01-29 13:07:38
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: i didnt know what it wasPhantom Space Ramen: i thought it was a big chocolatePhantom Space Ramen: because its blackPhantom Space Ramen: and it didnt have a smellPhantom Space Ramen: so i bit into itPhantom Space Ramen: it was soap2018-01-06 14:04:10
TurmericTurmeric: U N D E R S T A N D A B L EStoneyCat: UN SI DER SI STAND SI ABLE SI, SIII si2018-01-02 21:27:50
TurmericStoneyCat: jk to that jk I was jkin about jk2018-01-02 14:06:42
TurmericStoneyCat: PERM EM STONEY2017-12-05 15:46:28
TurmericSmashedAtoms: s u c cSmashedAtoms: theSmashedAtoms: s o y2017-12-03 23:58:23
TurmericMelorian: chbris ruler of chvirs2017-12-01 21:54:40
TurmericMelorian: thanks ♥♥♥Melorian: you fell into my planMelorian: gather the poor of rs3 and strike them against the empireMelorian: dangling bonds and sweet luxury chocolatesMelorian: i will use this rabble to make the empire bend to my will, all because you thought we were brothers2017-11-11 19:04:56
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: and i dont want just ANY MATEYPhantom Space Ramen: I NEEDPhantom Space Ramen: ...my marshmallow mateyPhantom Space Ramen: oni2017-11-01 14:54:50
TurmericMelorian: had ti grav sinetgubg frin waknart2017-10-27 20:12:55
TurmericMelorian: NoMelorian: we're going to crash the grape marketMelorian: gayest ♥♥♥♥ ive ever said, im sure of it2017-10-18 14:41:44
TurmericMark Lutrov5 months agoS H E  T O O K  M E  I N  A N D  G A V E  M E  B R E A K F A S T2017-09-30 19:50:49
TurmericStoneyCat: AW IDK DOURRGOUD I'M JUST TRYIN TO GET MY CHILL ON MAH DOUURUGHDStoneyCat: ONE MORE DAY DOUURUGHD2017-09-12 01:46:16
TurmericStoneyCat: Welcome dragonborn we have alot to taOOOOOMG CANT BELIEVE YA TOUCHED that2017-09-03 18:12:15
TurmericChocula's Curse: A beam of chocolate toasted wheat cereal assaults your enemies causing 15 points of damage over 8 seconds.2017-09-01 03:09:04
Turmeric"Gimme the ol throat snap long drop"2017-08-30 01:15:01
TurmericStoneyCat: CHYIPPIES2017-08-26 09:18:37
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: i farted and it smells like taco bellTurmeric: ..........i wonder whyPhantom Space Ramen: i ate taco bellTurmeric: dETECTIVE jAIK2017-08-24 23:49:05
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: DUDE IM AT MY BUDDIES HOUSEPhantom Space Ramen: DRINKIN BEER AND PLAYING ROBLOX OBBY COURSES LOOOOOOOLPhantom Space Ramen: LIKE 8 DUDES HERE2017-05-12 22:26:27
TurmericStoneyCat: but dangs it aint delivery2017-03-24 07:02:25
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: Just fyiPhantom Space Ramen: Im droppin a fat stink pickle rnTurdmeric: IS THAT ALLPhantom Space Ramen: Yes2017-02-08 16:25:42
TurmericPascal: for christmas he showed up with a cake containerPascal: I said "What you got in the cake box"Pascal: he opened it up and it was just a towelPascal: I said "Oh man, my favourite kind of cake."2017-02-03 16:17:27
TurmericStoneyCat: son let me tell you somethin, at papa http://johns.com you always get great value2016-07-03 21:47:13
Phantom Space Ramenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDd1KgUEtVo2016-06-22 03:38:41
TurmericStoneyCat: uh-oooh THERE IS NO WAY INTO THE MOUNTAINStoneyCat: the STONY CREEK MOUNTAIN2016-06-09 01:34:20
Turmerickokoronokawari ⑨: I couldn't sleepTurmeric: why not m8kokoronokawari ⑨: because you and stoney's fat butts were in my eyes all dayTurmeric: HAHA2016-05-15 04:58:21
TurmericTurmeric: "Lord_Memer i need your assistance."Turmeric: "i have 18 million gold on the table if you sacrifice yourself to the dark mages outside varrock"Turmeric: "And win against the odds"Phantom Space Ramen: DID YOU WINTurmeric: i did not2016-05-11 02:19:38
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: we can be russians togetherTurmeric: we did that onceTurmeric: and it resulted in you being kidnapped and locked in a dead baby locker2016-04-28 16:53:18
Phantom Space Ramen❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤2016-04-09 20:17:36
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: pud your benis ub we aboud do zword fide2016-04-08 22:14:03
Turmeric*DEAD* Heroine of Magical Girls ⑨ : poop makes the grass grow2016-04-04 17:18:00
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: industrial sized chocolate milkPhantom Space Ramen: checkPhantom Space Ramen: philly cheese steak pizzaPhantom Space Ramen: checkPhantom Space Ramen: commence ass blowout in T minutes 2 hours2016-04-03 17:37:13
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: MMMM CHICKEN FRIED STEAK TV DINNER MMMMMMMM BOMBTurmeric: AGAINPhantom Space Ramen: bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb2016-03-31 15:01:52
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: the dvd case is holographicPhantom Space Ramen: thats how you know its srs bznsPhantom Space Ramen: yeah i dont know how to watch dvds2016-03-27 21:37:19
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: I just blew out my assPhantom Space Ramen: You know what that meansTurmeric: REFILL2016-03-24 16:24:14
TurmericPhantom Space Ramen: but im gonna do itPhantom Space Ramen: brbTurmeric: save the milkTurmeric: SAVE ITPhantom Space Ramen: ids doo ladePhantom Space Ramen: the breakfast essentials are calling me2016-03-23 22:04:44
Turmeric4:40 PM - StoneyCat: dang I had a dream with chumlee in it2016-03-13 16:41:12
Phantom Space Ramenhey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2016-03-11 05:27:53
TurmericSup big boiHello bic boiGreetings wide guyGood morning, exceptionally large maleBuenas noches, ginormously fat personSalutations, substantially gargantuanally horizontally vast fellowHow are you, immeasurably jumbo, undeviating 0 degree angle Y-chromasonial chap2016-03-10 05:02:47
TurmericThe World's Largest Coffee Cup killed Power Cord For Talking Toliet with punch_cpt.2016-03-04 01:13:01
Turmeric*DEAD* Purple of the Wolf : How?*SPEC* Turmeric : u got sucked in*SPEC* Relationship Status : Sword ⑨ : the tomb taketh2016-02-27 15:46:08
Turmericjaktram : 1v1 me club penguin penisland, come into my igloo i show u what up2016-02-18 20:04:23
TurmericStoneyCat : npenisland earlier you went spectate and someone got force switched too so watch out and dont do thatTurmeric : LOL*DEAD* StoneyCat : npenislandgamerindo*DEAD* StoneyCat : npenislandgamerindoTurmeric : ahahaha[2016-02-04 01:58:07
Turmeric1:50 AM - Slurpee: Discover things you'll love.1:50 AM - Turmeric: did you click create account1:50 AM - Slurpee: i like dark haired women and breakfast foods1:50 AM - Slurpee: im a simple man2016-02-01 01:50:47
Turmericaweart : oh my godaweart : i cant grab foodaweart : bug?*SPEC* Turmeric : the chicken is no longer with us, my sweet summer childaweart : noooooaweart : i cant eataweart : im starving to death*SPEC* Turmeric : its no use fighting it2016-01-30 21:07:35
Turmeric" My Pullip doll's left arm fell off. How do I re-attach it and have it still bend normally? "" just sit her down and talk to her about the options available. "2016-01-28 19:35:24
Turmeric♥♥♥♥ Diggling Dave : Please dude you got hitler desease where you're hands shake and ♥♥♥♥?2016-01-25 01:27:19
Turmeric*DEAD* Ponimitja 43 : i spawned as gestir i had berserker axe and pirates pierre o.OPonimitja 43 : pierre* ♥♥♥♥♥ im writinTurmeric : pirates pierre o.OPonimitja 43 : pierreDisguisedGreenSpy Waffle : wtf*SPEC* Cirno's Naked Hand ⑨ : apierre*SPEC* Cirno's Naked Hand ⑨ : apierre2016-01-19 00:44:25
Turmeric3:46 AM - StoneyCat: everyone in the mage's college is naked2016-01-10 03:46:52
Turmeric9:38 PM - StoneyCat: wait which one?9:38 PM - Turmeric: yes2016-01-09 21:38:38
Turmeric4:14 PM - StoneyCat: JUUUUNIPEERR BERRIE LyFE2016-01-03 16:17:54
unl3ash3dAwesome PVK2 Admin of my Fav server!2016-01-03 15:02:52
Turmeric10:52 PM - StoneyCat: this one is for crafting eating training leveling, immersion check10:52 PM - StoneyCat: IM SI MER SI SION SI SI SI2015-12-20 22:53:27
Turmeric2:47 AM - StoneyCat: may the warm sands overheat your cpu2015-12-16 02:47:57
Turmeric1:15 AM - Melorian: FOUND A SAPRHOOCAJCASE1:15 AM - Melorian: MUMMY HOME1:15 AM - Melorian: FOUND ONE1:15 AM - Turmeric: open it mate1:15 AM - Turmeric: mummy home1:15 AM - Turmeric: LOL2015-12-13 01:16:20
Turmeric12:09 PM - Turmeric: got my editor workin again12:09 PM - Turmeric: for pvkvids12:09 PM - Meian ⑨: my condolences2015-11-25 12:09:32
TurmericSoggyBacon : who's ready to get their penislands kicked in?2015-11-03 21:45:04
Turmeric3:24 AM - Slurpee: my beard smells like whiskey and my burps taste like mcdonalds pancakes3:24 AM - Slurpee: because i was hammering whiskey and drooled into my beard alot and because i had mcdonalds pancake because i drunkenly bought some2015-10-09 03:25:25
Turmeric10:56 PM - Turmeric: "hey are you that guy who smoked the 20ft lung buster??"10:57 PM - StoneyCat: are you the hwonn hwoon, hwoon hwoon Yeah! guy?2015-08-31 22:57:53
Turmeric3:45 AM - Slurpee: THE BEST YOU'RE GONNA DO IS HIT THEM SOMEWHERE IN THE FACE BECAUSE ROBBERS DONT BREAK IN BUTT NAKED3:45 AM - Slurpee: AND IF THEY DO HES PROBABLY GONNA HAVE A BOW2015-08-29 03:46:21
Turmeric9:42 PM - Turmeric: u gonna get bored in a day9:43 PM - Slurpee: ill get bored in like 10 minutes2015-08-24 21:43:16
Turmeric1:15 AM - StoneyCat: hi yeah I ordered the nacho belgrande1:15 AM - Turmeric: ima go to sleep1:15 AM - StoneyCat: oh2015-08-21 01:16:31
Turmeric2:39 AM - Turmeric: ay im just lubing the spoons so it goes down easy2:39 AM - StoneyCat: thats a ten2015-08-09 02:39:24
Turmeric1:47 AM - The Squidmaster General ⑨: confirmed2015-08-09 01:48:14
Turmeric*DEAD* StoneyCat : you cant make that promise, if you keep doing it you will be banned*DEAD* NinjaBioHazard : PERM EM STONEY*DEAD* NinjaBioHazard : PERM EM STONEY*DEAD* NinjaBioHazard : PERM HIM*2015-08-07 21:56:00
Turmeric9:47 PM - Slurpee: gottam be sum whare9:47 PM - Turmeric: LOLING9:47 PM - Turmeric: GOTTAM GETAM NEW PHONE2015-08-03 21:48:01
SecreTi ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you <32015-07-17 21:18:47
TurmericMeatWaffle : PEG SLIPPED2015-07-17 16:14:16
Turmeric*DEAD* BloodLucky : ♥♥♥♥ you national i love you*DEAD* N.A.T.I.O.N.A.L. : love you too*SPEC* Turmeric : love u too*DEAD* BloodLucky : i love you too turmeric2015-07-12 17:09:13
Turmeric5:01 PM - Turmeric: we need to talk5:01 PM - Slurpee: i cant talk about golf anymore5:02 PM - Turmeric: dude2015-07-11 17:02:26
Phantom Space RamenSAM B ONLY KNOWS ONE WORD AND THAT IS GAS PEDAL2015-06-25 21:07:20
TurmericChedda Cheez : its a straight up gangsta hootnanny2015-06-25 00:28:59
Turmeric12:52 AM - RexT ツ™: O MY GOD THEY COMING U MAY GAD2015-06-21 00:53:20
Turmeric9:06 PM - Sequel to the Bible ⑨: you should play the sequel to that game: "I Have No Butt, and I Must Poop"2015-06-20 21:15:10
Turmeric2:16 PM - Sequel to the Bible ⑨: and I was like wtf2:16 PM - Sequel to the Bible ⑨: my father was there and he was also like wth2015-06-20 14:16:58
Turmeric8:14 PM - Turmeric: instead of laughing we both have to say in a hearty kings voice8:14 PM - Turmeric: Toppest of keks, sire8:14 PM - Turmeric: Top shelf quality kek, sir8:14 PM - Turmeric: Freshest kek8:14 PM - Turmeric: A most fresh kek2015-06-15 20:15:12
TurmericYourPhysicTeacher : I am the HIGHLANDER I must cut off your hangnail to become more powerful(2015-06-07 14:00:37
Turmeric10:43 PM - Slurpee: I THREW MINE INTO THE OCEAN10:43 PM - Turmeric: WHY10:43 PM - Slurpee: IT BROKE10:43 PM - Turmeric: OH.10:43 PM - Turmeric: YOU COULD HAVE JUST10:43 PM - Turmeric: FIXED IT10:43 PM - Slurpee: nope it broke10:43 PM - Turmeric: INSTEAD OF TH-2015-05-28 22:43:51
Turmeric5:37 PM - Turmeric: "aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* 10 HOURS LATER*5:37 PM - Turmeric: BRETTYTY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5:38 PM - Slurpee: DUDE RIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL5:38 PM - Slurpee: I DID IT ON SHANES STREAM TOO5:38 PM - Slurpee: AND THEY GOT SO MAD5:38 PM - Turmeric: CRTYING5:38 PM - Slurpee: JUST5:38 PM - Slurpee: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"2015-05-11 17:38:22
Turmeric9:03 PM - SmashedAtoms: You fell for the b8, m8. I hope you're wearing armor pl8s for the amount of h8, m8 for now it's too l8 to close the g8s for the amount of h8 you'll take, m8. Your pupils are gonna dil8 from the amount of h8 that I'll ber8 at you m8. I'll come in like a fr8 train. You can't cre8 your f8, m8 and no one will help you ab8 all that h8, m8. I'm a clean sl8 you won't be able to transl8, deb8, dict8, or sed8 the amount of h8 I'm gonna upd8 on you m8. Your gonna defl8 like a little lightw8, your heart r8 won't be able to handle that h8, m8. You gonna die I'm gonna roller sk8 over your grave m8. I hope next time your mind is in a free st8 and not so ir8, so you won't fall for the b8 next time m8.2015-04-05 21:05:58
Turmeric7:38 PM - Turmeric: think about your bad choices7:38 PM - Turmeric: and feel bad about them7:38 PM - Slurpee: I killed a man for less than a corn dog7:38 PM - Slurpee: Just the crunchy part on the stick7:39 PM - Slurpee: Thats all i wanted2015-03-26 19:39:18
Turmeric6:55 PM - Turmeric: whats going on6:56 PM - Slurpee: Layin in bed6:56 PM - Slurpee: Poopin on the sheets2015-03-26 18:56:37
Turmeric4:05 AM - Slurpee: the pie chart i made as you can see doesnt even have cooked cat in it2015-03-19 04:05:46
Turmeric3:30 PM - Slurpee: burger dewitt2015-03-04 15:30:20
Turmeric3:36 PM - Slurpee: I BOUGHT COLD MAC AND CHEESE3:36 PM - Slurpee: AND I DIDNT WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY HOME TO HEAT IT3:36 PM - Slurpee: SO I WRAPPED IT IN MY HANDERCHIEF AND PUT IT IN THE DRYER2015-02-25 15:37:00
Turmeric3:35 PM - Slurpee: I TRIED COOKING MAC AND CHEESE IN THE DRIER LAST TIME I WENT TO ONE2015-02-25 15:35:22
Turmeric2:07 AM - Slurpee: ey im zulbester zdalonde, ig ot a brick implanted into my jaw2015-02-18 02:08:02
Turmeric5:54 PM - (A Clans) kokoronokawari ⑨: he's alive?5:54 PM - (A Clans) kokoronokawari ⑨: brb firing hitman2015-02-06 17:55:31
Turmeric8:08 PM - Turmeric: u still in georgia right?8:08 PM - A Breathing Knife ⑨: I prefer to call my area La Rancho Awesomeo2015-02-02 20:50:42
Turmeric7:10 AM - TumbleCunt: i am the goliath beardeater2014-11-13 07:10:18
Turmeric4:04 AM - Slurpee: 10 different types of prune juice4:04 AM - Turmeric: originality.4:04 AM - Turmeric: drink it4:05 AM - Turmeric: Dr Pooper™4:05 AM - Slurpee: LOLING4:05 AM - Slurpee: The Doc is in. Your intestines are out.4:05 AM - Slurpee: ®2014-11-04 04:08:30
Phantom Space Ramending dong ding dong2014-10-17 16:54:39
Phantom Space RamenFeed my children Feed my children Feed my children Feed my children2014-07-01 09:34:49
Phantom Space Ramenhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh2014-07-01 09:29:25
TurmericOPlatypus : you accepted my marriage proposal!OPlatypus : whats your last name?*SPEC* Turmeric : PLATYPlayer OPlatypus changed name to OPlatypus PLATYOPlatypus PLATY : im so happyPlayer Turmeric changed name to Turmeric PLATY*SPEC* Turmeric PLATY : me 2OPlatypus PLATY : lolPlayer BNGS PLATY has joined the gameOPlatypus PLATY : wutOPlatypus PLATY : is BNGS our baby?Turmeric PLATY : i guess soOPlatypus PLATY : hmmOPlatypus PLATY : that was fast2014-05-03 20:26:51
Phantom Space Ramensup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhale2014-04-25 18:25:09
Phantom Space Ramensup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhalesup chaisewhale2014-04-25 18:25:03
Turmeric[SM] StoneyCat has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] Turmeric has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] TacoBuddy has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] Cold``Fire has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] MrMalote (ARG) has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] tiagoteixeira2003 has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] [S.S.] Cookie =DWC= has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] Pappy has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.[SM] Ambos74 has chosen te_crazybridge_b2-75.2014-04-25 16:37:43
Turmeric2:19 AM - Melorian: Slurpee: alright im gonna go hang myself thanks2014-04-24 01:20:13
Turmeric*DEAD* Makya : IF OUR WHOLE TEAM WAS MUSKET MEN WE COULD LINE UP AND FIRE ALL AT ONCE2014-04-08 16:13:14
TurmericTurmeric killed davrsjam1 with twosword.davrsjam100 killed Turmeric with cutlass.2014-03-26 19:27:09
Turmeric[OI] Cannonhazzard [KoR] : yay a bunch of spears*SPEC* Turmeric : BUNDLE OF SPEARS 1+2014-03-25 19:07:14
TurmericRustofski : why so salty big boy?2014-03-21 14:34:04
TurmericDuskryn : lol, Blundersnipe2014-03-16 21:51:56
Turmeric!nominate bt_dm_lts_tw_buttpirates_closet_invaders_of_the_lost_bootyquest_for_plunder_b4!nominate bt_bootypirates_the_last_crusade-75_b2!nominate lts_cloud_comandeerers_beta5!nominate lts_saltwater_seafarers_v2-75-b4!nominate lts_skybooty_buttpirates_skycloud_commandeerers_of_the_seven_saltwater_seas-75_b2-12014-03-15 17:05:17
Turmeric1:59 AM - Scenicide: +9000 CUZ JAKE'S ALWAYS RIGHT2014-03-11 10:48:11
Turmeric2:37 PM - (A Clans) kokoronokawari ⑨: I did all this sleuthing and found a fix which made SBP servers work now but not other servers unless they do the same fix2:37 PM - Turmeric: lol so everyone is forced to play buttpirates?2:37 PM - Turmeric: LOOOOOOOOOOOL2014-02-20 13:38:12
Turmeric3:14 AM - (A Clans) kokoronokawari ⑨: k better have it on my desk by noon2014-02-20 02:14:59
TurmericMcManburger : Sam B? Where's Logan?McManburger : Turmneric do Sam B!McManburger : SAM B!2014-02-17 22:04:24
TurmericWANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?WANTMETOTAKEMYSHIRTOFF?MOMANDDADARENTHOMEBROTHERMOMANDDADARENTHOMEBROTHERMOMANDDADARENTHOMEBROTHERMOMANDDADARENTHOMEBROTHERMOMANDDADARENTHOMEBROTHERMOMANDDADARENTHOMEBROTHER2014-02-11 08:20:18
Phantom Space RamenBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTHERBROTH2014-02-11 04:36:03
TurmericTurmeric : hit it loljingles252 : i willjingles252 : go son2014-02-05 21:59:44
Turmerictc1853 : pillstc1853 : pills pleaseTurmeric : THANK YOU2014-01-11 10:49:26
Turmeric3:47 PM - Turmeric: YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE VALUE3:47 PM - Slurpee: THAT HOMEPAGE3:47 PM - Turmeric: FROM TRUE TO FALSE3:47 PM - Slurpee: IT DONT HAVE A VALUE3:48 PM - Turmeric: IT KINDA SEEMS LIKE WE'RE SCREAMING2013-12-17 14:48:44
Turmeric6:22 PM - Slurpee: "HAVE SOME MORE MAYO ON THAT SANDWICH CHRIS"6:22 PM - Slurpee: *SPLATTERS MORE ON IT*2013-11-24 17:23:03
Turmeric9:39 PM - Slurpee: left a chili dog on moms desk9:39 PM - Slurpee: hope she appreciates it2013-11-10 20:40:14
TurmericMini-Bodrick, defender of the comment section2013-11-10 17:17:07
Turmericthe shark : i am the shark2013-10-27 03:42:35
Turmericbig-smoke : welkom to swag boat2013-10-19 07:59:57
Märt SultsI'll see you in Valhalla Brother!2013-10-13 14:59:26
Riggardhttp://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb413/chocolatemilkman/negroidjunglejimes_zpsd1824e91.png2013-08-31 15:58:38
Turmeric10:43 PM - Melorian: Shane10:43 PM - Melorian: I'm scar-----10:43 PM - Melorian: *Kyle456 has been kicked*2013-08-21 21:44:08
TurmericSlurpee: "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI" *GOES OFFLINE*2013-08-16 23:36:42
TurmericSlurpee: gib me nite mairs2013-08-16 23:14:56
Phantom Space Ramenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXr4UqbSp4Y2013-08-09 04:48:29
Turmeric2:09 AM - Gretaism: guess wat im eatin2:09 AM - Slurpee: MOON POIS?!?!?2:09 AM - Gretaism: MOON PIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE2013-07-21 01:10:19
Turmeric2:54 AM - Slurpee: SHROOM TAPPED2013-07-18 01:55:01
DysfunctionJunction+rep great friend and MvM player, also doesn't give a crap about gravity.2013-06-20 20:55:58
Turmeric7:22 PM - Slurpee: and 50 jumped outa the tree and shot him in the face7:22 PM - Slurpee: then i was like oh ♥♥♥♥ im lagging irl and got stuck inside the tree trunk2013-06-02 18:23:56
TurmericSlurpee: SLAP YER GOBBER WITH MY PLOPPER IF YOUR SLOBBER DONT LOBBER OUT ILL PLOP YER PRONGlES2013-05-31 20:38:18
Turmericwat2013-05-31 14:39:00
DANCE WITH ME LOIS ⑨Heard you died, thought about getting you a resurrection scroll but... hmm~2013-05-31 09:20:17
TurmericSlurpee: theres this one dubstep artist who i love lemme find himGretaism: SKRILL COSBY: DROP THE SHIBITIY DROP (2013 REMIX EDGY FT. JAIK THE WATERMELON)2013-05-29 18:12:06
Turmeric3:21 PM - Slurpee: Omfg go slap him with a sock2013-05-21 14:22:16
TurmericSAM B ONLY KNOWS ONE LETTER AND THAT IS GAS PEDAL2013-05-19 09:48:20
Phantom Space RamenSAM B!!!!!!!!!!!2013-05-18 13:49:08
TurmericWuzup Mar 24, 2013 @ 7:38pm i am the death lord2013-04-02 19:39:03
Turmeric7:19 PM - Slurpee: "With a top hat, cigar, even a cane at a 45 degree angle, slight limp"7:19 PM - Slurpee: "Elegance"2013-03-05 18:20:05
0ro / The French Baguette*HUGS*2012-12-26 09:14:11
Phantom Space RamenCHRAS >:(2012-12-08 19:33:37
Phantom Space Ramen"Think I'm gonna go...suck some ♥♥♥♥♥"2012-12-02 01:14:29

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