hamspanker

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Creation: 2008-06-19 21:56:52 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-03-31 22:09:42

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hamspanker2011-12-29 18:38:31
shagworthy2011-08-22 13:44:32
brb2011-08-22 13:28:17
no2011-07-20 22:45:25
Get plowed in the ass2011-07-20 22:43:39
shagwerthy2011-07-19 22:38:09
rainicornfan932011-07-19 22:20:43
unicornfan 932011-07-19 22:19:39
el shagpapi2011-07-15 22:04:52
shagwort2011-07-10 23:06:07

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smelly2023-03-31 22:09:42

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crimman2018-06-12 06:47:02
sh00st....................,,-'´ . . . _,,,,,';:-,.......................................,-(c\ \`;-=´,_,-~-, \`.................................,/ . . .¯'\, º ,/.'-~°,' .¯`'-,............................./ . . . . . .¯,_ ~--~',, . . .'\...........................| . . . . . . . . ¯¨¨¨(̅_̅_̅_̅((_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅() ڪے.................| . . . . . . . , . . . .`'-, . . . |........................../\ . . . . . . ."-,,,-'~-~' . . . '|.......................,/'`\,`'-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /\..........2013-09-28 18:17:09
hamspankeroh handyman that was u? my bad lmao2012-09-06 23:33:41
sh00stLate one night in 1996 I was lost in downtown Pittsburgh and a young man helped me find my way to a bus stop. He refused any payment and deflected my many thanks with grace. As I stepped on the bus to go back home, I realized I had never asked the man his name. As the bus pulled away I yelled to him from the window. He did not reply.Last year I was in Pittsburgh on business again and was staying downtown in the Omni. After a long work day I decided to stay in for the night and order room service. A few minutes later a young man arrived with a tray containing my entree and a complimentary flute of champagne. He mentioned that he was required to stay and take back my tray after I had finished. After only a few sips of the champagne, I began to feel immensely drowsy. As I began to lose consciousness I recognized him as the young man from before. He stood up and began to disrobe. Right before I passed out I felt him enter me and heard him whisper "My name is hamspanker."2012-08-11 16:51:32
CHUKHey, you're that guy that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Marylin Monroe. Niiice....2012-04-18 22:02:21
sh00stU ARE A TRU WEDSMOK STONER2012-04-17 12:48:43
Gloiderand the beat goes on2012-01-02 14:57:22
jerklecirquespamhanker2012-01-01 21:05:56
jerklecirqueHOMICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE2011-09-08 21:44:21
sh00stAs I look up at the skyMy mind starts trippin, a tear drops my eyeMy body temperature fallsI'm shakin and they breakin tryin to save the DoggPumpin on my chest and I'm screaminI stop breathin, damn I see demonsDear God, I wonder can ya save meI can't die, my Boo-Boo's bout to have my babyI think it's too late for prayin, hold upA voice came to me and it slowly started sayin"Bring your lifestyle to me I'll make it better"How long will I live?"Eternal life and forever"And will I be, the G that I was?"I'll make your life better than you can imagine or even dreamed ofSo relax your soul, let me take controlClose your eyes my son"My eyes are closed2011-08-22 17:27:15
LORD ZMUDAJerkleCirque posted on August 17, 2011 @ 4:12pmJerkleCirque posted on August 17, 2011 @ 7:12pm youuuuu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2011-08-18 22:50:39
jerklecirqueJerkleCirque posted on August 17, 2011 @ 7:12pm2011-08-17 18:12:49
Taratabong:)2011-08-10 08:59:50
jerklecirqueyes2011-07-20 22:53:39
sh00stwheeeeee2011-07-10 23:03:21
hamspankerthis summer handyman returns in: handyman returns: THE SEQUEL2011-07-10 19:03:26
sh00stWeave Stilkos2011-07-07 17:20:06
Gloiderprofessional cevo players - Public65 Members | 12 In-Game | 27 Online | 0 In Group ChatYou best get your noobs out of the way, we're hereWe're better than you. Cevo style, nuff saidDeal with it.Those in the clan must wear the tag, or some form of it. Nuff said.Cevo is a professional gaming league. We are here to mock and insult those who think that being pro is a cool way to go. If you feel like it, make fun of these people publicly. Its pretty fun, they dont know if you are serious or not. Also, wearing the tag makes you cool in some servers.Cevo Quotes2011-07-05 20:07:54
crim♥♥♥♥♥2011-07-04 13:20:45
Duff McWhalenChristopher Hernandez2011-06-22 16:01:28
jerklecirqueGeorge Lopez2011-06-21 22:40:36
hamspankerGeorgeCostanzaGeorgeCostanzaGeorgeCostanzaGeorgeCostanzaGeorgeCostanzaGeorgeCostanzaGeorg eCostanza2011-06-21 13:55:10
Duff McWhalen" I WILL BEAT YOUR HEAD" say kung laoermcac laughs and slimply answar: "SHUT UP LOOKS AT MY LEG IT IS FULL OF STRONGNESS"2011-06-20 21:18:04
hamspankerjust tryin ta say........... just tryin ta say................ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2011-06-12 22:24:52
olliesup ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, shagdaddy here.2011-06-08 23:03:43
jerklecirque♥♥♥♥ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH SEAKING2011-05-25 20:25:22
hamspankerREEEEEEAAAAALLLYYY???? (yeeeeeeeaaahhhh!)2011-05-23 21:50:59
sh00styour profile pic makes me say YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH2011-05-23 17:56:38
hamspankerdaww2011-05-22 20:58:49
TaratabongMHM i miss you, tis also a fact2011-05-22 12:47:40
Taratabongyou <3 gays, its true2011-05-20 21:23:04
hamspankercarl sagan's twin brother, carlos sagan2011-05-03 18:42:25
jerklecirqueCarl Sagan2011-05-02 22:05:14
sh00stpic related its u: http://oi56.tinypic.com/zx0y9.jpg2011-03-24 20:13:15
hamspankerfirst2011-02-28 18:22:33
jerklecirque♥♥♥♥♥ I pop you like I did dat ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dog o' shaggy's2011-02-26 14:25:12
ollieYou know it ♥♥♥♥♥.2011-02-15 09:11:59
sh00stI BEEN RUNNAN AROUNDALWAYS LOOKAN DOWNAT MY PEE PEE2011-02-12 17:45:19
jerklecirquebeeg blag cawg2011-02-10 15:03:40
hamspankerHIIIIIII!!2011-02-08 18:42:54
Uncle PhilYOU'RE GROUNDED2011-02-08 17:21:37
Blade™lol ♥♥♥♥ this acount worst 1 ever note; this is a bad profile2011-02-08 16:49:44
Blade™wtf2011-02-08 16:49:13
jerklecirquepoop_machine2011-01-28 21:28:09
ClamDiggersh sh sh sh sh...........................................................................2011-01-12 15:07:18
hamspankerJOHNNY........................................................................LAZOR.with a tan2011-01-02 14:53:50
CHUKWho is the orange man as your avatar?2011-01-01 16:06:25
Hugo DongJeffrey Ross.2010-12-23 00:13:36
hamspankerdamn i wishactually im an ice cream conei was in a photo shoot with bill once (pic related)2010-11-29 18:38:41
Vandelayare you really bill cosby2010-11-28 20:25:48
hamspankerfor my birthday i hung out with owen wilson and ben stillerwe played baseball and ate ice creamit was magicaluntil owen wilson got hit by a bus on our way out of dennys ;_;r.i.p. owen2010-11-28 18:41:25
76561198027685893That ♥♥♥♥♥ shagworthy, yeah, he a beech2010-11-28 09:37:58
crim 2EAT AT DENNY'S2010-11-27 12:09:16
jerklecirqueWill Ferrell came to your party? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice.2010-11-24 19:37:22
sh00stDid your mom get you that Vintage Huntsman you wanted for your birthday?2010-11-24 19:24:25
crim 2HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2010-11-24 11:18:07
crim 2Who's this douchebag?2010-11-23 00:44:43
hamspankerno.2010-11-19 00:25:38
jerklecirqueIs that Will Ferrell?2010-11-18 01:35:10
sh00stWhat's a nine-letter word for incredible?That's easy: BIG WEENIE2010-11-14 22:53:55
ClamDiggerooh damn that ♥♥♥♥♥ adam so I C!2010-11-14 08:03:45
jerklecirqueBig. Black. ♥♥♥♥.2010-11-08 18:33:35
hamspankeri heard this is where the cool kids hang out2010-11-03 02:11:34
olliemy ♥♥♥♥♥.2010-10-31 00:08:52
jerklecirqueDo you really think anyone would suck the same ♥♥♥♥ seven times on purpose?2010-10-19 15:17:25
Supermacho BattlethugHAPPY BIRTHDAY ED IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY I HEARD CONGRATS MAN HAVE A GOOD ONE DUDE GOOD BIRTHDAY TODAY HAPPY IT2010-08-30 18:32:41
76561198027685893HEY.TO.DAY.IS.YOUR.BIRTH.DAY2010-08-13 22:51:10
Supermacho Battlethugyou are my favorite person other than ed2010-08-11 14:00:58
Lenkcyhello2010-08-04 19:00:54
hamspankerchad knows whats up2010-07-31 22:09:56
76561198027685893Haters Gonna Hate2010-07-31 02:31:18
polyhexi am appreciative of your efforts, but just because i have a deviantshit does not mean i am vulnerable to trollan :C2010-07-24 13:18:37
76561198027685893You a lil fat ♥♥♥♥♥2010-07-16 00:28:06
Supermacho BattlethugIM RUNNING STEAM ON MY ITOUCH AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME2010-07-12 16:03:31
säjI'm not kidding: look at this. http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/TA2010-07-01 20:55:30
säjHai, How about u trust a furry for once and lemme say that this troll has no life.Ya, the one here. Thx for listeing. =)VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVv2010-07-01 16:19:46
Piyokoe2oteriicDandy ii2 not even a character 2o what the ♥♥♥♥ are you complaiiniing about.2010-07-01 07:54:52
Duff McWhalenhe stylin2010-06-26 22:50:56
Piyokoyou pre2umptuou2becau2e youre an arrogant ♥♥♥♥♥♥2010-06-18 13:11:11
hamspankeru madcuz im stylin on u2010-06-18 12:48:41
Piyokothii2 ii2 why ii hate human2 they are 2o 2tubborn and per2ii2tent2010-06-18 12:46:02
Piyokoju2t for that iim going to program 2ome 2hiit that wiill 2hove tho2e comment2 up your a222010-06-18 12:17:27
hamspankerwell not really. not figuratively at least.2010-06-18 12:12:52
Piyokoii dont know what happened but the guy below me 2eem2 butthurt about 2ome 2hiit2010-06-18 10:26:49
LoBoThanks for your help, but you got some ♥♥♥♥ in your ass. Wait, still there, you almost got it out... EWWW it's all covered with ♥♥♥♥. GTFO I don't wanna suck it with you.2010-06-13 12:52:29
crim 2IM GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY2010-06-07 13:31:49
Duff McWhalenlook out2010-05-31 21:22:49
hamspankeroKAY,2010-05-27 21:12:33
Domyou think too much2010-05-27 20:30:14
PiyokoI think there is a shark in here, and its orchestra is following it around.2010-05-26 14:39:10
PiyokoNo you are not.2010-05-25 16:09:45
hamspankerim deleting that comment2010-05-25 14:20:50
hamspankeriT IS YOU, yOU ARE EATING TOO MANY PORK RINDS,2010-05-17 22:33:06
Duff McWhalenLooks like someone has been eating too many pork rinds2010-05-17 20:25:29
PiyokoYou are now not the other guy.2010-05-15 20:04:30
Piyokoi dont even know what i did myself man2010-05-14 22:32:55
Hollowtoneslooks like someones still got a hankering for some prepubescent pork loin2010-04-26 22:06:02
crim 2MAN, DONT LISTEN TO THOSE DUMPASSES ON THE MSPAS PAGE.2010-04-26 14:43:34
Konaaseriously, just...quit2010-04-18 22:19:10
Dead Cat Parabola Through Space~1M ST1LL W41T1NG FOR THOS3 M4D F1R3S TOR34DOR2010-04-18 18:34:00
HollowtonesHEE HEE HOO HAA HOO HAA2010-04-16 21:59:36
MemoriumYO ED ITS K DAAAAWWWWG wussup2010-04-04 21:12:48
crim 2wassupe2010-03-14 23:48:07
SlenderZodwell a little bug happened i have no friends list2010-02-23 16:02:39
VandelayMARKING: this is droogs2010-02-22 22:31:04
hamspanker♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥what is going on2010-02-21 01:07:05
Supermacho Battlethug♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥2010-02-20 23:48:53
Supermacho Battlethug♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ VVVVV2010-02-20 23:48:31
crim 2Let's go pull off some heists.2010-01-20 18:26:31
Gordon FrohmanGO WEEGEE2010-01-15 20:45:11
hamspankerhuhgh the graffiti makes me so huhgh2009-12-05 21:24:12
crim 2We can get money.2009-12-05 16:12:53
kuu_crargh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay ass 4chan ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob2009-11-18 10:29:26
Duff McWhalenyes sir2009-09-01 17:34:47
Supermacho BattlethugThat's pretty cool. SIR2009-08-29 23:49:45
Duff McWhalenbubbarsky for long2009-08-17 13:49:13
Duff McWhalenbubba 4 short2009-08-17 13:49:02
Duff McWhaleni call you bubba2009-08-17 13:48:55
hamspankerhell yes, bbbbbbrethren2009-07-31 22:23:06
hamspankerwho me?2009-07-31 22:22:55
hamspankerthis guy is a cooool dude.2009-07-31 22:22:49
hamspankerawwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh2009-07-31 14:11:29

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