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| Master Dildo X Zork II | 2018-01-12 11:27:56 |
| I Fucked You in Your Sleep_99 | 2018-01-09 00:43:19 |
| Master Zork the Automaton Dildo | 2015-08-12 13:22:02 |
| Master Zork the Living Dildo | 2015-08-12 13:19:42 |
| Bleeding Anal Cavity | 2015-08-12 13:16:35 |
| Y'ever Fucked a Cow's Butthole? | 2015-05-21 10:22:52 |
| I Shit On Your Face | 2015-05-21 09:19:17 |
| TFW Being Ass Fucked | 2015-04-12 11:32:27 |
| Spanky the flying Cock | 2015-03-17 20:59:32 |
| AUGGHHHHHHH!!!! | 2015-03-01 23:10:39 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/meshit/ | 2023-03-31 20:59:27 |
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| Nook | Here is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment back..........you ♥♥♥♥ | 2020-03-12 13:37:21 |
| HorseBanana | Master Zork the Automaton Dildo: What would you do if Miyamoto knocked on your door in a yoshi suit and holding a jar of lube?therapistguy: put on my mario costume and ride him | 2016-05-03 13:45:51 |
| Sal Man | Finn's Virgin Bootyhole: heyFinn's Virgin Bootyhole: i want you to do me a big favorFinn's Virgin Bootyhole: record yourself saying "i'm a sexy widdle baby" | 2015-11-29 00:07:04 |
| burger king wifi | Salman's Butt: like, pretty sure Kojima said all rule 34 pics are canonDog ♥♥♥♥♥♥: hell, i'd ship big boss having sex with dewgong | 2015-09-14 18:21:13 |
| Sal Man | ULUX | 2015-09-02 21:56:42 |
| Wyman | 1:50 AM - Sphotof: how does it feel being "therapistguy" for 9 straight years1:51 AM - therapistguy: wow you're right1:52 AM - therapistguy: 9 years of forced therapeutic intercourse2:06 AM - Sphotof: and not one survivor | 2015-06-06 07:02:08 |
| Wyman | http://♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com/ | 2014-12-30 10:32:30 |
| therapistguy | http://♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com/ | 2014-12-30 10:25:02 |
| Wyman | 4:15 PM - Sphotof: Are you done reeling from the death of your number one customer, Mike Brown?4:16 PM - Colonel Sanders: HE WAS A GOOD KID, HE DUN DO NUFFIN4:16 PM - Colonel Sanders: Police need to stop murdering my target demographic4:18 PM - Sphotof: It's ironic, considering our president is black, and killing him is illegal.4:18 PM - Sphotof: I don't know what the implications behind this is, but I'm sure someone out there is already finding a way to connect it to Jews or something.4:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: Obama is an uncle tom4:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: Shh....steam belongs to the Jews4:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: this is not a secure chat line4:21 PM - Sphotof: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Colonel_Sanders&oldid=618569220 4:21 PM - Sphotof: Gabe is too busy on lunch break to notice, trust me.4:22 PM - Colonel Sanders: Thank God for his gluttony | 2014-11-28 17:42:33 |
| Wyman | 4:19 AM - Sphotof: Have you ever taken part in a group enema4:20 AM - therapistguy: no, but i would love to try4:21 AM - Sphotof: i would suggest starting with the official group enema magazine4:22 AM - Sphotof: "The Annuanal Reader's Digest"4:27 AM - therapistguy: where can i subscribe?4:28 AM - Sphotof: analjapes.net | 2014-06-20 21:36:34 |
| therapistguy | 9:19 PM - therapistguy: hey, wanna try double fisting with me?9:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: DO I?!9:19 PM - Colonel Sanders: Good sir my anus was born to swallow the fists of men9:20 PM - Colonel Sanders: I daresay there isnt a fist on this earth that my puckered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couldnt engulf. | 2014-05-29 21:24:55 |
| HorseBanana | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s | 2014-05-04 08:25:52 |
| HorseBanana | 8:08 PM - A bull's Penis: yeah lol that was the first thing I thought of when he got hard | 2014-03-30 19:09:37 |
| HorseBanana | A bull's Penis: Hey, are you a sexy widdle baby?Colonel Sanders: only for you, you big sexy pedophile.A bull's Penis: Mmm I'm gonna feed you full of dumplingsColonel Sanders: rectally I hopeA bull's Penis: only the best of both worlds for youColonel Sanders: I have never known such happiness in my short time on this Earth. | 2014-03-07 09:52:25 |
| therapistguy | 10:40 PM - Sphotof: I shifted my head upwards, I saw a giant erection coming for me -- Christ, just dongs everywhere. Running naked through a cornfield, all these ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping me from every angle. But suddenly, with a furious roar, the 3rd level boss, Dark Dongulus shoved me off a cliff and I fell on a saguaro cactus, anus first. The burning sensation left my anus glowing red as a tomato, and left my entire body paralyzed. Second after second sitting on it I slowly descended and the cactus enveloped my entire colon. I could see a plethora of Chinese people laughing in the distance which only turned me on harder. | 2013-12-24 22:42:43 |
| Wyman | Come Rape at WALMART, where you`ll receive Chinese discounts on all of your favorite brand name Penises. Our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and Anally Devastating associates are there to Rape you 69 hours a day. Here you will find Diabetic prices on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you need. Jews for the moms, ♥♥♥♥♥ for the kids and all the latest electronics for the Parents. So come on down to your Gay Sexual WALMART where the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come first. | 2013-11-20 19:57:45 |
| HorseBanana | 8:37 PM - Waluigi, Banana Lord: i need your input on something8:37 PM - Waluigi, Banana Lord: horse on bottom, or horse on top?8:37 PM - Colonel Sanders: k8:37 PM - Waluigi, Banana Lord: or maybe horse-y style?8:37 PM - Colonel Sanders: I want to be the meat in a horse sandwich8:37 PM - Colonel Sanders: right in the middle | 2013-09-07 19:38:38 |
| therapistguy | I'm Satisfied: The Story of Spencer's House | 2013-07-02 23:39:13 |
| therapistguy | It was a typical evening just like any other. Spencer was being hit on by Papadoplas while Vegar milked him. Blankenship was being awesome at everything. And Salman was being raped by the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy. Soon enough the doorbell rang, and when Spencer looked out the window, he was greeted with an unusual sight: legendary Shigeru Miyamoto…in a Tanooki Suit. Spencer rushed to the door, and when he opened it, Miyamoto immediately stepped inside and unzipped his costume. Underneath, he was naked. “Wii would like to play,” he stammered in broken English, and in walked Masahiro Sakurai and Keiji Inafune. Both of them were also naked. A long awkward silence followed, but Inafune violently broke the ice by throwing his legs open and making the Mega Man charge up noise. | 2013-07-02 23:38:51 |
| therapistguy | Suddenly, a donkey shot out of Inafune’s penis, leaving Spencer unsure whether he was more confused or aroused. Before he could decide, he was violently raped by this new ass, which unfortunately for him had a ♥♥♥♥ that turned into Flame Sword at the moment of penetration. While Spencer’s backside was on fire, Salman came downstairs to see what the commotion was. What he did not realize, however, was that the Cinnamon Toast Crunch man’s Rape Curse was already in effect, and so Sakurai immediately jumped on him and began dry humping. Could be worse…I could be getting flame boned like Spencer,” Salman thought to himself. Such foolish thoughts were soon dispelled, as Sakurai suddenly sprouted tentacles covered with spikes and tore Salman’s clothes off. | 2013-07-02 23:38:34 |
| therapistguy | What came next, however, would scar someone even as ruined as Salman. Sakurai tore Salman’s penis off and inserted his spike-covered penis into the newly bloody hole. He said nothing, and began pounding. Just as Salman was about to have the most intense orgasm of his life, Sakurai unleashed load after load of glass shards deep into Salman, filling up his entire body. As Salman lay there, silently and in desperate need of medical attention, Inafune finished with Spencer by sending Flash Bomb after Flash Bomb into Spencer’s charred anus. As he contemplated what had just happened, he consoled himself with the thought that at least it was a bunch of gaming legends that had violated him and his friend. But, at that moment, Miyamoto, Sakurai, and Inafune pulled off their masks, and revealed their true identities. Spencer and Salman had been raped by Lieske, Hefner, and Monsquaz. It was a typical evening, indeed. | 2013-07-02 23:38:05 |
| therapistguy | 11:58 PM - therapistguy: what's the youngest and oldest thing you've had sex with11:58 PM - Colonel Sanders: well animal years are a little different than human years, but I guess on the older side it was a St. Bernard of 82 human years11:59 PM - Colonel Sanders: youngest would be a gerbil of 3 months i crammed into my anal cavity | 2013-06-16 00:01:23 |
| Wyman | i ♥♥♥♥ wrek u kid | 2013-04-13 19:04:40 |
| HorseBanana | http://www.destructoid.com/grand-theft-grandma-gets-a-blowjob-and-goes-knife-crazy-245009.phtml | 2013-02-15 09:42:27 |
| HorseBanana | 8:49 PM - I'm Swangin: what would you do if a bunch of naked men burst into your home, started mushroom slapping you for like ten minutes, and then just left?8:49 PM - Colonel Sanders: Id consider that a merry christmas, and further reinforces my belief that miracles do come true.8:50 PM - Colonel Sanders: Even better if they are singing christmas carols whilst beating me with their genitals | 2012-12-19 19:52:22 |
| HorseBanana | A bull's Penis: im going to bring a friend over and have sex on youtherapistguy: w-what | 2012-11-08 23:54:17 |
| HorseBanana | A bull's Penis: you wanna stick your head up my ass to check for aids and breast cancer?Colonel Sanders: how unorthodox, surely I must try it. | 2012-10-21 17:41:24 |
| cologne oscopee | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | 2012-07-04 19:09:03 |
| therapistguy | Spencer: Huffman's ass is one of my favorite things, second only to horse ♥♥♥♥. | 2011-12-21 20:51:14 |
| HorseBanana | 11:54 PM - I'm Swangin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By2yVTtsjRI 11:56 PM - I'm Swangin: how does this make you feel11:56 PM - therapistguy: good to see huffman lost weight | 2011-11-01 22:57:21 |
| HorseBanana | 4:12 PM - Axel: if i get an interview for a writing job, im gonna have for reference "I wrote short stories about my friends being raped and mutilated by grotesque and profound sexual implifications, and video game characters" | 2011-10-18 15:13:55 |
| Nook | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_kmIsmw2fc | 2011-10-07 16:15:14 |
| therapistguy | 11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: bru eggman11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >bru eggman11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >bro eggman11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >eggman bro11:08 PM - I'm Swangin: >eggman is a bro | 2011-09-10 23:11:16 |
| therapistguy | I hope this isn't chris's blood | 2011-07-02 12:20:33 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | ♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics part 4Huffman delivered the dud dildo to his enigmatic boss. However, the boss figured it out after grasping the cylindrical strobe of marble crome lusty gold. “You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥! I knew this would happen. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knew it! You ♥♥♥♥, go get grazed by the cheese grader.” The boss cooled down after ass grinding his subordinate. “It’s time for Pig Benis to move.”Salman had traveled to port town. According to rumors, a city in the sky called Angel’s Keep is said to have something that holds great value. Salman thinks it could be the Graphics, or maybe another clue to its whereabouts. “I’m so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired” he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Salman went to get a pizza at Father Jim’s. Perhaps Salman can have a nice dinner without some assault…♥♥♥♥ that! | 2011-02-05 20:33:46 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | “So the little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bursts through my abdomen. I was struck with pain I never thought I feel. Now I know the feeling of being penetrated, and I thought the skanks I jingle with felt no ends to my charms. But if I ever see that yiffer again, I’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ him up so badly, every piece of ♥♥♥♥ will look like gold compared to his ass!” Salman entered the restaurant and saw Nathan just then. “Well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!” Nathan bashed Salman through the wall at light speed. He started pummeling him with rapist combos and arial ♥♥♥♥ storms of punches and kicks. Salman looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥.Suddenly! The port town began to have an earthquake, which wasn’t possible. Pig Benis ascended from the ground, standing at 60 feet and 3556 lb. Nathan and Salman were staring in fear and excitement to the new opponent. | 2011-02-05 20:33:27 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Pig Benis did not give his targets time to react, he it whipped out its erected – empire state building – ♥♥♥♥ and began to jack off like a wild, lust beast. Car sized sperm was raining down on Nathan and Salman as they tried their best to dodge the incoming penal extracts. Nathan grabbed a nearby gas tank and chucked it at Pig Benis. The impact caused an explosion that would think to slow down the over grown monkey spanker, but it wasn’t. It only made him more ravaged and began to aggressively thrust that ♥♥♥♥. More and more jizz bombs were plowing the streets. Salman didn’t know what to do but scream in a panic. “NONONONONONONONONO!!!” He said, while running in circles. | 2011-02-05 20:33:04 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | The splattered sperm droplings had destroyed the town, killing everyone not strong enough to withstand the toxic fumes, which smelled like urine. Pig Benis then sucker punched Natthan, sending him flying. Salman was left alone with the giant, bating pig. He stared into the eyes of a pig demon and its even greater ♥♥♥♥. Pig Benis opened its mouth, ready to charge a hyper beam. Salman looked around and saw the dead bodies of the town civilians covered in pig sperm. “Are you serious!?” | 2011-02-05 20:32:36 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | He clenched his fists and began to emit a strange aura. However, it wasn’t a normal aura; it was sexually charged by x chromosomes and started to react to all the jizz that laid waste to the port town. All the jizz became attracted to Salman and flew at him. Over 1200 pounds of pig sperm oozed all over Salman and began to take form. The Jizz formed into a giant fighting dildo. Salman was at the heart of this thing and used its power to fight Pig Benis. Salman threw a punch and the dildo…thing’s…arm synchronized a punch, too, knocking Pig Benis back before he could fire the hyper beam. With ass exposed, Salman’s Fighting Dildo launched into Pig Benis and began to drill it like a horizontal twister. Salman was inside Pig Benis’ rectum now along with 1200 pounds of jizz. “You ♥♥♥♥♥!” Salman yelled as he channeled a great explosion within the beast. The explosion was enough to destroy Pig Benis and pig guts scattered everywhere. | 2011-02-05 20:31:37 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Salman reverted back to his dull self in a jizz, blood, and pig guts spilled town, full of corpses. “Oh ♥♥♥♥” he said silently. He casually walked to a dock and stole a boat to use to get across the ocean to continue his quest. | 2011-02-05 20:31:14 |
| HorseBanana | 5:18 PM - Namlas: I haven't talked to nathan yet, but I'm assuming that he'll be able to come back as well5:18 PM - AngelofDeath: yeah5:18 PM - AngelofDeath: alex said he won't though5:20 PM - AngelofDeath: http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1296685192037.jpg 5:20 PM - AngelofDeath: savor it5:20 PM - Namlas: yeah, he said5:20 PM - Namlas: MOTEHR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMMIT BRIAN5:20 PM - AngelofDeath: he said that? | 2011-02-02 16:21:53 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | ♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics 3“Yeah…the impact began like you planned. Ya huh, and he was acting like a real yiffer. I don’t think you’ll have any problems now. No, the other one is still out there, but with that wound, Nathan won’t be able to stand up to you. Yeah, I thought so, too. What? Oh the golden dildo is with me. Yeah…he should be in the middle of “his” sodomy process. Salman’s game over, yeah. It looks like the others won’t be needed, but keep them in check. Me? Don’t worry; I’m going to deliver the dildo to you myself. Bye.” | 2010-08-03 19:32:23 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Yaks was in the care of the sloth, as our ♥♥♥♥ eating hero, Salman, was held captive by TheRapistGuy. All she could say was something generic. “You’re not going to get away with this. If I had fists, I’d make a bloody bro out of yer sorry arse!” “Well, get raped.” His ultimate comeback! Yaks asked who he is, to which he implied “Ryan”. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!” Salman awoke to that loud scream. It the same chilling scream from his kidnapper. “What…WHAT! Where is this who am I?!” Salman was freaking out. He was strapped upside down in an abandoned chocolate factory. He had a ♥♥♥♥ drawn on his face, illustrated quite nicely, and written on it said “Bite it!” Salman was going to be molested to death and turned into a chocolate covered penis by TheRapistGuy. At least that’s what translates as “AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!” Salman needed to escape but was helpless like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yiffer he is…or what he thinks. | 2010-08-03 19:32:11 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | A foot away from his face was TheRapistGuy’s metallic cartilage. Suddenly! “♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tentacles bursts out of Salman. Bebecame something of a zerg, or worse, a hentai demon! TheRapistGuy was immediately entangled in acid oozing tentacles, and they proceeded to rape TheRapistGuy like HA+ H+ + A, but with melting tentacles. This time, TheRapistGuy had a logical scream. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!” | 2010-08-03 19:31:53 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | “Yeah, ♥♥♥♥ you, I’m leaving now.” Salman had returned to his normal state. He apparently was aware that he defeated the crazed killer as a zerg like beast. But he was only the beginning of what villains are coming. What kind of powers does Salman really have? He thinks he’s a badass now, but he’ll need to rape more than that to accomplish his quest. “Yeah, it’s me Ryan. I’m on my way. Oh him? Don’t worry. I’ve gained his trust. I gave his lackey, Huffman, a dummy dildo. They have no idea that the real one can talk, and she talks like a “kid”. I’ve never seen this…that yiffer actually beat him. His…spontaneous powers…can be used for our needs, and to dispose of Doug and the Killer Badass’. I’m glad you agree, Mr. Lisky. | 2010-08-03 19:30:54 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | ♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics: Part 2 Salman, after being rescued by the golden dildo, Yaks, he continued his journey to Gangrape to recover the almighty Graphics. If he fails his quest, then Nikami will be in an epidemic of herpes. Salman had a world map given to him by the King. It would guide him to various locations across the globe that is possible clues to the whereabouts of Gangrape. “Hey partner, you know where we’re heading? This isn’t like a game where we can wonder around for hours and not starve to death. Ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yiffer!” Salman was becoming agitated by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth of his partner. “Ya freak ♥♥♥♥♥!” Salman yelled at the dildo. He chucked her into a river and thought to himself “We don’t need this.” Salman went his way into a nearby city to find some vacancy. Yaks was heading down stream when a hand came out and grabbed a hold of the ♥♥♥♥ like, talkative weapon. “Oy!?” Yaks was taken by a stranger, and a sloth at that. “Just who the hell are ya?” | 2010-07-06 22:54:22 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | “Uh…I dunno. But I bet you’ll make a fine gift for the Rapist Guy…Aw yeah.” This thief disappeared into the river’s mist with Yaks. Salman stayed the night at a motel, and he had a nightmare, a terrible one. He was running away naked from a giant dragon made of testicles. It had a penis that conceived the head and neck structure, and it shot acid piss out at Salman’s trail, melting a hole in front of him. He tripped out of shock and his ass was exposed. The horrible looking beast dove right onto his ass and he awoke and shouted “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Salman then realized it was guilt. He abandoned his new partner over a racist subjective argument. “I’m such an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” He thought. Salman stepped out and saw that no one was around. He was surrounded by emptiness and a cold chill. He was walking along a long parking lot. All the cars were intact, but no drivers; the stores and restaurants were also open, but nothing. | 2010-07-06 22:52:56 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | He suddenly saw a caped man standing across from him. He was shrouded in raggedy clothes and was glaring at Salman like an obsessed stalker. He then shouted like a frightening animal “AUUUGHHGHGAUGHAAAAGHHHHAGGHHHUAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” as he charged at Salman. “Oh ♥♥♥♥! Oh ♥♥♥♥!” Salman said as he started running as fast as he could. But as soon as he took a couple of steps he tripped! Salman passed out and was carried away by the cloaked man as if he were Valtiel. Meanwhile, atop from a nearby building, another watches. “Salman! Ya better wake up! Don’t let The Rapist Guy take you away like that, C’MON!” The sloth just lied there watching, as Yaks did in fear for Salman’s fate. “I could just give you to The Rapist Guy now, but that’s too much effort. I’m just going to lie here for a bit.” He passes out with the dildo in hand. “Aw crap, now what?” | 2010-07-06 22:52:30 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | ♥♥♥♥♥ of the Graphics: Part 1Video games have emerged from the ashes of asses of godly Designers of Gangrape. But what is so aw about the video games? It is the Graphics. It is the mystical force of the universe, and beyond any beauty of a waifuu. No one has ever set eyes on the Graphics, for anyone who has, has been raped through the ass and mouth. | 2010-06-30 22:05:43 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | The land of Nikami has been mutilated by jizz covered spores. They hurled from a great plague. The inseminated spores carried herpes and contaminated everyone. Only one man was spared from the plague of semen, Salman. He was too busy cowering from his bully ogre, Nathan. Nathan uses his ass to attack Salman daily, almost like a greeting ritual. On the day of the plague, the king, Oni, called for both Nathan and Salman. He treated them to a fine dinner of piss and vintage porn. Oni requested that Nathan and Salman journey across the lands and sea to find the ancient Graphics. It is the only hope for civilization. | 2010-06-30 22:05:15 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | As soon as Nathan goes one mile, he shoves Salman up his ass and slams his gloots to the ground, to which Salman reacted “OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!” He was launched into the innards of Nathan’s rectum. Salman was suffocating! He couldn’t move at all, and his life was already near the end. Before he blacked out, a voice called out to him.“Hey! Listen you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you’re not going to die now are ya! For ♥♥♥♥ sakes, what kind of a man are ya? Oh, that’s right, you’re a yiffer, and you aren’t going to be anything more in your ♥♥♥♥ eating life!” Salman thought deeply and said “Yeah, yeah…no!” The voice was convinced then to lend it’s power to the hopeless yiffer. “Ok, ok…tell you what, I’ll lend you my awesome bloody power. Now bust out of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pit! | 2010-06-30 22:04:42 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Something then materialized in Salman’s hand. He grasped the mysterious apparatus and sliced through Nathan’s gut. Nathan cried out “Ah, my Yaks ♥♥♥♥!” Salman was wielding a golden dildo. It turned it’s penis shaped head to look into Salman to speak. “Right then, looks to me that we be partners you and I. That ass of his kept me trapped inside concealing my powers, and it smelled like sex & ♥♥♥♥.” “Oh, you ♥♥♥♥! I’ll be back, you yiffer you! You’ll both get raped!” Nathan used his hulking legs to jump and make his escape. Salman, now equipped with a talking dildo, sets out to save his land from death and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ plot twisting ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2010-06-30 22:04:15 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | So Eggman is out raping animals to try and resurrect the great Baphomet of Blasyiffy. He wanted to conquer the porn industry to fund his creation of Eggrapia. However, Sonic and Knuckles were already ahead of Robo's plan and started to go threw corkscrews and loops to reach Robobo Dome: his hideout I think. Once they beat-up a bunch of generic looking robot yiff bosses, they finally reached Robo Egg's room. It was filled with the blood of badly drawn people and furies. Eggman revealed that he wanted Knuckles to assist Sonic to tell him the fallacy of the madding of Chao. "It is a religious ceremony where the two species of earth and water shall converge in the most explicit way possible." Robtman even gave Knuckles fake scrolls for him to read about the false lore, which Sonic tried to warn his piccollo friend. Knuckles had no choice but to engage in erotic sexual acts as means of his kinsmen. They ♥♥♥♥♥♥ until a portal emerged from Knuckles' ♥♥♥♥ and grew 10 feet in space. | 2010-06-26 19:25:30 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Baphomet then emerged, just as Robotnik man wanted. It looked at Eggman and ramned his ♥♥♥♥ right into him like an angry rhino horn - i giant horn that is. The thrusts of that demonic ♥♥♥♥ split Eggman nik in half, causing him to explode all genesis like. Knuckles was unconscious and the chao was no longer of this reality. Since Sonic stuffed the chaos emeralds up his ass for safe keeping, he threw a corps capsule and emerged was the smash ball. He bashed it and became super man sonic hyper flash. He raped the ♥♥♥♥ out of Baphomet; I guess like he always does to inter-dimensional demigods nowadays. The world was saved and Sonic left Knuckles back on Pumpkin Hill to recollect the shattered Master Emerald. | 2010-06-26 19:25:06 |
| Sal Man | Buah? Buah!? Buah! Buah.... | 2010-06-14 13:25:46 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Salman Solid 2: ♥♥♥♥♥ of the RapistsWar…has molested. There are no longer voluntering fornications. It’s all filtered out to be one giant rape pen. Giant ♥♥♥♥♥, raping little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and sometimes bass. Darius, the thing responsible for the fall of socialization, is responsible for the foreboding chaos. His AI networkworking system has accumulated enough porn power to control the consent of intercoarse and all its pleasures – turning it to assault by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. After Salman pissed all over the F7 lans Electric Wall, and caused the destruction of the Abe Rapist, he has to ♥♥♥♥ Darius to destroy his AI Core. It’s internal cybernetic structure is powered by a japanese cake porno defense mechanism, and is also the sourcecode of the hentai that manipulates consent of sexual agreement by intense psychological breakdown through pornographic dream sequences. | 2010-06-08 20:58:12 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Salman confronts Darius on top of the pentagon, which is now housed by former pent house dominatrix endeavnors, and furries. Darius has aids, he reveals, and wishes for a grand climax to his insurrection against morality and sociology. His CPU server that’s housing his master AI Core is built internally in the engine of a forklift – the forklist however is the ultimate weapon constructed for rape. It has been modified by 20 foot vibrators, and turbo thrusters. It is designed to catch and hard ♥♥♥♥ anyone regardless of speed, stamina, and endurance. “Ya Freak ♥♥♥♥♥!” Salman said as he charged in, but he realises he is unarmed and forgot he has no combat experence. The Forklift rusahes at Salman 100 mph and penatrates through the mouth and rectum. “NO, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥!” Salman attempts to yell as he is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a human shiskabob. Just when Salman seems dead, a lightning bolt strikes the forklift and electrifies both Salman and Darius. | 2010-06-08 20:57:36 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | “melilumulimunimumamili!!!!!!!!!” Daruis exploited as the lightning bolt cause his microbomg to eject and fire his ♥♥♥♥ and it hit Salman right in the face, and jizz exploded all over his face. However, it wasn’t enough to kill Salman even. The forklift overloaded and exploded; the AI Core was erased and freed all the rapists from its control. Salman crawed to his defeated foe to see the face of the tyrant die like a freak ♥♥♥♥♥. He grabbed hold of Salman’s shirt and asked “I…got three computers, wanna buy one?”, and then exploded. The floor collaped and Salman fell right in the center of the dominatrix citidal. They were revealed to have been of free will the whole time, and proceeded to gang bang Salman. “NO, WHAT!? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” Salman screamed as he was forever trapped in a rape-a-thon. | 2010-06-08 20:57:07 |
| Tro11z0r | These stories just get better and better. | 2010-06-01 22:38:27 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Meanwhile with Salman It’s that time of the month again – the birds are raping, the buffalo are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and Salman is looking up international erotic fruit championships on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.org: it’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ organization now, that’s how popular porn is nowadays. Valve was responsible for sponsoring the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ event. Salman was thinking that he could easily enter in the tournament of fruit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and win a gold dildo for his gaping vagina curse; as a result of being mutilated by a jackhammer three months ago. He thought the dildo’s unholy power could rectify this ♥♥♥ of a hex. He logged onto Steam and made an entry on the f7 lans. To his oblivious aware, he was about to get raped…again. | 2010-05-02 20:30:20 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | After making an entrée and paid $2000 for the cost – the money he earned from his prostitute days – he started bragging about it, and graphics, to his friends. They were all “away” and that left Salman nothing to do but make a post on his page. Unaware of the internet’s deviants, he got a response from the f7 lans to go stick his ♥♥♥♥ in an electric fence, but not just any electric fence, the one that surrounds the fruit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Olympia. At first he thought it was a hoax, but hours later while masturbating, he got an urge to zap his ♥♥♥♥. He got his plane tickets and headed for Las Vegas for an early showcase. | 2010-05-02 20:29:42 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Once he arrived, there was no pause, he started ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that gate like a mad cow and ape yiff. It lasted ten seconds until he was thrown 20 feet back and was hit by a man on a bike. Salman was conscious and delirious; he didn’t just see a man, but he saw Waluigi get off from the bike. “Its Waluigi time!” he yelled as he got naked and revealed a shocking fact: his mighty ♥♥♥♥ was the golden dildo, but it was more than that, it was a banana. Salman was horrified by it all and decided to run for his life. Waluigi was just a few feet away. He began to peel his ♥♥♥♥ and the soft fleshy exterior erected right into Salman’s ass. | 2010-05-02 20:29:12 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | “Oh ♥♥♥♥, do we really need this!?” Salman dismayed as Waluigi’s banana ♥♥♥♥ was crammed into his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Waluigi then laughed as he orgasm “Wah ha ha!”. After the rape, Salman ♥♥♥♥ himself; that was due to the banana having the benefit of diminishing constipation. He collapsed after one and a half liters of ♥♥♥♥ was flushed from his penetrated ass. He woke up with the Golden Dildo in his hand with a loud applaud from a nearby audience from men dressed as fruits. If it wasn’t for those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ f7 lans popping up, Salman would have never got his golden dildo. | 2010-05-02 20:28:54 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Hey, once upon a time, a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ from valpo got together to make some review videos about the good nostalgic, nocturnal ejaculating games. There will be so much rage, you will cry in comical fear, and piss blood. Games like Megaman, 2, 3...castlevania series, and much more. It'll be more fun than an orgy with a dozen Amy Rose furries. Turn your volume down, you wouldn't want your parents to hear ♥♥♥♥ like "Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat sucking ♥♥♥♥♥ bag acid piss stain piece of ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!" So stay tuned to..youtube, ♥♥♥♥ whatever this summer....probably. | 2010-04-26 18:52:06 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Salman Yiffs50 years ago, during the necrophilia apocalypse, the people of Yifftopia were being sacrificed to the Iblis ♥♥♥♥: the overlord of necromancy sex. During the orgasm of each physical ritual, the female would transform into a yiffpamorphic beast and rip the ♥♥♥♥ off the male for the overlord. This became a myth when casual gaming ushered in a century of weaboo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Peace was unfortunate assured. | 2010-04-07 12:25:10 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Salman was on a quest to save his kidnapped sister from the newly announced rape king, and his jizzwaxed soldiers; soldiers formed from the king’s mighty ejaculation, as his power is maximum. How will Salman save his sister? He has no style, he has no grace, this Salman has a funny face. The only thing Salman has equipped with him is a Kirby product: a vacuum. “Me so horny” Salman said as he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his way through the Rape King’s sanctuary. And there he was, the Rape King himself, That Guy. “♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥!” Salman yelled as he blindly charged at that Guy. That Guy quickly acted and punched Salman in the testicles. The impact was so devastating that his testicles exploded like grapes. “Are you serious” Salman asked as he fell to the ground. Was this the end of Salman. | 2010-04-07 12:24:54 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Suddenly, Salman glowed with sperm as he was engulfed in a fish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aura. A goat head appeared in his lower abdomen and it attacked that Guy’s groin. But there was nothing down there, as it was a strap-on. That Guy revealed himself to be Salman’s Sister. She was the true leader of this cult of furries. Her true power was revealed as the ritual was complete: to make Salman’s balls explode transforming it into Goatsee. She transformed into the ultimate yiffer, the elephant god. With her new powers she ♥♥♥♥ all over Salman’s face, almost melting it like acid. Salman, with one health left, saw her weakness, she had transformed into a transvestite furry. He re-equipped the vacuum and sucked the ♥♥♥♥ right off. She expelled “Oh you” and died. Salman saved the Earth from a furry calamity trigger. But he shortly died after word from drastic blood loss and dickgoat rabies. | 2010-04-07 12:24:33 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Real AngerSalman was screaming, “What the ♥♥♥♥!?” as he tried to play Final Fantasy 13. Huffman was laughing hysterically – but to us it seemed like insanity – since he was playing Crack Attack; the simplest of puzzle games. Spencer was lying on the bed playing Pokemon Soul Silver, trying to catch the infuriating legendary dogs. This triad of hardcore gamers was doing the daily dose of playing, but to their unknowingness, they are about to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard in the ass by the beckoning of wrath. | 2010-03-24 15:38:44 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | The games they were playing made them angrier and angrier. One of the m was about to explode in such a way, no amount of sperm can cool him off. But who was it that is about to ♥♥♥♥ his mind with rage? All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games are like a rapist trying to get his ♥♥♥♥ around to penetrate the unsuspecting ♥♥♥♥♥: It was only a matter of time. Will it be Huffman’s insanity, Salman’s yiff, or Spencer’s balls, ultra balls that are? He was running out of them quickly, as the stubborn ass pokemon would now submit. The depletion of these balls was like a ticking time bomb. | 2010-03-24 15:38:27 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Spencer had ran out of ultra balls, and Huffman went absolutely berserk! It was not only Crack Attack that unleashed his rage, but all three in the room were emitting the same power level of anger; like the erection of a bull waiting to unload. It did, angry jizz exploded from the screaming Huffman all over Salman. Each and every sperm cell was infecting Salman’s red blood cells, and transferring raging jizz into his brain. He reacted appropriately, “AAAAAUUUUGHHHH!!!!!!” Spencer had no choice but to stop these raging jizz zombies. He gained control of his anger and quickly equipped himself will Laurel’s dildo. With his mighty weapon at hand, he shoved it down Salman’s throat and activated its special ability: Magnitude; the effect was like an orgy made earthquake. Salman’s head exploded. Out of nowhere, Huffman punched Spencer and fell downstairs. He dropped the dildo and unfortunately Huffman ate it. | 2010-03-24 15:37:05 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Spencer had another plan to defeat the behemoth. He hastily grabbed a cheese grader and raped Huffman with it. After the rape, Huffman was overwhelmed with thoughts of Asian Erotic Kitchen Appliances, and he exploded. The battle was won, and in the end Spencer was left to clean the mess of blood and yiff, or so he thought. Suddenly an old man came out of the shadows and shot a banana up Spencer’s ♥♥♥♥, ending all form of rage. Quit getting mad at video games. | 2010-03-24 15:36:16 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | I’m Grenade Man!It was the year 2010, and the world was enjoying its time of peace. The robots of mankind were installed with a sex iso in order to perform more diverse needs. This was a priory truth between the benevolence of man and machine: perfect intercourse. The man responsible for this ground breaking revolution is Spencer “Rapistguy” Chenhall. Spencer first tested the new installment by enhancing the awareness bios of his personal bodyguard, Grenade Man. They both experienced nothing like any other; it made gay sex look like normal butt rape. After the test, Spencer immediately ordered to ship enough copies of the new software for every robot owner to enjoy. However, peace is nothing more than a troll that grinds your ♥♥♥♥ off in the end. | 2010-03-17 19:58:12 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | Robots everywhere began sexually attacking the world. Spencer soon realized that this must be the work of his arch rival; nevertheless, he has none, so it was just a miscalculation in every copy of the sex iso. It got even worse though, as Grenade Man, not aware of the virus, updated his performance but attracted the virus as well. He crashed into Spencer’s office yelling “I’ll punish you!” and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him with “Flash Bomb!” Spencer had an arousing expression he called the gayface that is usually caused by any unpleasantness, but this gayface would last forever. The only thing Grenade was now capable of doing is raping his master while screaming “I’m Grenade Man!” Humans had become the new rape toys of all machines. The world was in a new streak of panic and harassment. | 2010-03-17 19:57:46 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | “I’m Grenade Man!” had become the new anthem of robot raping delight. Was there nothing humans can do to protect their anuses? The idea of creating a blue bomber was too ridiculous to comprehend, so the resistance, lead by Spencer, created a black hole that would magnetically vacuum up all the sex crazed robots. It worked, but Spencer had shrapnel up his ass when Grenade Man crushed him. He too was sucked in the black hole with all the malfunctioning robots; in addition, they all fused together due to the distortion caused by the ominous dimension of darkness. Spencer made a sacrifice to save mankind; in return, he would be raped for eternity by his own creations. Grenade and Spencer intertwined eon later into a yaoi entity and shouted in magnificence, “I’m Grenade Man!” | 2010-03-17 19:57:19 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | The Manticore ManThe first time you take a ♥♥♥♥ as a child is one step out of Tabula Rasa where you become aware of something; in this case, ♥♥♥♥ expelled from your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. However, my story is a bit more extravagant then the norm of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. How is it different you ask? How about when a snake is seen to droop its way out of my gloots, or in my situation, felt. At first I didn't realise that I extracted a 12 inch serpent from within, that is, until I saw it as I was sitting on the can fantasising about furry penthouse 2, and then it took a huge bite into my ♥♥♥♥. It tried to swallow it as if it were an egg. The venon injected into my strodem caused my testicals to swell and expand within the mouth cheeks of my poopsnake. It dies instantly and the jaws locked in place. | 2010-03-16 19:23:49 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | I stood there naked, holding yiff magazines, with a snake extended within my anus and has now become one with my penis. I walked out casually and when I made the turn in the hall to my room, my sister took a snapshot at me, photoshopped my body, and posted the new image on wikipedia: The Oroboros. After I found out, my rage intsensified like a conflagration of Hell's punishing flames, and I tranformed into Manticore Man. My new powers enable to sexually assault anyone I want without being testified against for immoral behavior. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyone who saw the picture; in addition, I turned my sis into vore goo with my omega death beam that I copied from Darkseid, after I raped him. This is my story, for I am Manticore Man: bringing justice to sexual alien snake encounters. | 2010-03-16 19:23:18 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | The Day the toast raped The nocturne of the moonlight was illuminating the house of Salman. He was dreaming in a nirvana full of Naruto xxx Sasuke toadman yiff when his pictorial sexual vision was decimated by the sounds of thunder.With his boner abruptly diminished like a frightened turtle, Salman decided to jack off to gay behemoth hentai on his Dell laptop;furthermore, this was the same computer he nearly fried due to overheat from the jizz clogging his power supply. | 2010-03-13 09:39:54 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | He had to engage in oral sex with an anthro formerly known as Yiffcat. The money was worth it, at least to him. To be more cautious, Salman decided to eat some toast to reduce the disorder to masturbate like a Tommy Gun trying to shoot a snake in a pool. His night, as yiffy as it may be, was going just as planned. While looking for some torrents to pirate, he saw an advertisement for Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Salman thought to himself,"Do we need this?", and decided to update his operating system with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. When the exe. finished, something awful happened. The gayface mascot guy digitally materialized from the monitor like some kind of digimon poltergeist. Salman asked him, "What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥?", he was freaking out. | 2010-03-13 09:39:11 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | The gay toast man glared into Salman's vulnerable, defenseless eyes. It was like starring into the cracked mirror of your wicked, ♥♥♥♥ face side. The gay toast man said quietly, and erotically, "It's goofy time!". The digital specter used his psychic ghost power to force Salman in a rape position, towhich his response was "Oh ♥♥♥♥! Oh ♥♥♥♥!". The specter of cinnamon quickly ripped his trousers off and revealed his fleshy exterior, a 20-inch penis that puts porntube's best to shame. Salman can only watch in horror as the specter's ♥♥♥♥ transformed into its true personification, the jackhammer of the abyss; the ultimate tool of rape and ♥♥♥♥&ball torture. | 2010-03-13 09:38:30 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | This sexy apparatus made its way into Salman's mouth. The entire apartment was shaking from the awesome force of the raping that was taking place, in an oral fashion. The jackhammer's vibration was similar to that of an electric dildo; the only thing that truly aroused Salman's inner otoku fantasies, oral rape. The extremeties of the raping magnitude was to great for Salman's mind to oppress, and it exploded all over the specter. The psychic grip that held Salman was removed and he fell to the floor, erected penis first. | 2010-03-13 09:37:28 |
| Master Dildo X Zork II | It was finally over, and the only thing Salman could say after this horrifying horny experence is "Why you do this?" The Cinnamon Spector's ghastly reply was "Wash your balls." He vanished and left a message on the ground. It was written in cinnamon sparkles, "rape curse", to which Salman was pondering. Suddenly, his door was busted down and a lusterless mob of people began to gang rape Salman. Semen was launched all over toast and cinnamon, and the hot erotica of this orgy began to morph the toast into a bun structure. This is how Cinnamon Buns were created, and Salman becamea rich philanthropist, until he died of aids. | 2010-03-13 09:35:08 |
| HorseBanana | I couldn't make ♥♥♥♥ like this up:12:37 PM - BrownBooty69: don't you know how much money we'd make make on making a Michael J. Fox realistic vibrating dildo?12:38 PM - BrownBooty69: WE'D BE TRILLIONAIRES!!!!12:38 PM - AngelofDeath: salman, you have no need for billions of michael j fox dildos12:38 PM - AngelofDeath: you'd only buy one12:38 PM - BrownBooty69: no, they're not out... yet12:38 PM - BrownBooty69: that's where we come in | 2010-03-09 11:40:14 |
| HorseBanana | 12:09 AM - AngelofDeath: i'm sorry salman12:09 AM - AngelofDeath: what i did was wrong12:09 AM - BrownBooty69: for...12:09 AM - AngelofDeath: it was immoral12:09 AM - BrownBooty69: and12:09 AM - BrownBooty69: go on12:09 AM - AngelofDeath: i suck yo ♥♥♥♥, son12:09 AM - BrownBooty69: I want more than just an oral apology12:09 AM - AngelofDeath: ...you want more than oral?12:09 AM - BrownBooty69: er...12:09 AM - AngelofDeath: i don't play that game12:10 AM - BrownBooty69: lol uh... | 2010-03-07 23:11:16 |
| HorseBanana | 3:29 PM - Alastor: salman and graphics have intertwined into an orgy of clown sex and cobra orgasms | 2010-03-05 14:31:05 |
| HorseBanana | 2:56 PM - Alastor: gay rape is mmx8 though. it's a jew ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2010-03-05 13:57:45 |
| Sal Man | Hey, happy birthday mayne. I got you a watch: http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurrv8wZ051qz80cmo1_500.png | 2009-12-16 20:58:27 |
| HorseBanana | Have a happy birthday. I demand it! | 2009-12-16 11:53:42 |
| HorseBanana | You don't have enough comments Alex. | 2009-11-23 11:24:59 |
| HorseBanana | No Salman, we don't need this. | 2009-11-13 20:52:43 |
| Sal Man | Hey, Alex... Can I steal your Dreamcast again? | 2009-09-22 21:05:21 |
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