Fart | Mr. White | 2023-08-03 00:15:40 |
grisegluintj | Are we norsefrog? or are we dancer? | 2022-02-03 15:12:42 |
grisegluintj | FINALLY a place where you haven't blocked me. So I'm going to tell the story of me and mr. norsefrogs short, but turbulent relationship. I saw him on an obscure dating app called tinder. I instantly fell for his wide mouth, sticky and long tounge (which had an insect piercing in it, a fly), and his huge love for water. I couldn't resist him, so I messaged him. We talked for a while and agreed to meet for a drink at Ibrox Stadium (Remember this place, it's important later in the story). He was just like the pictures, except his tounge didn't have the fly piercing. He said it was just some food that was stuck when he took the picture, and not a piercing I didn't believe him. After a couple of drinks I said "I wanna feel how good you are with your tounge". We went straight to his place, a house besides a pond. We didn't go inside, but we just made sweet love in the pond. When he came, he made a charming, cute sound: "Ribbit". | 2022-01-28 10:20:14 |
grisegluintj | We talked afterwards. He has 1934 brothers and 2154 sisters living nearby The time went I thought everything was fine. Our relationship was going better than I've ever imagined! I went to Paris for a week, and posted a picture on instagram of me eating, the local cuisine. This is when he suddenly ghosted me. He blocked me everywhere. I don't know why he did this, but he has proven to be an scum bag! All i just wanted was to love someone, and someone to love me. Now my hope is dead. So beware other hot singles in his area. He's not worth it. | 2022-01-28 10:20:09 |
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Fart | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2013-12-06 15:03:48 |
Fart | Skylar, you think someone knocks at the door and gets shot, you think that would be me? No. I am the one who knocks. I AM THE DANGER. | 2013-07-11 16:12:54 |
Fart | MARRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIUSSS | 2013-04-22 15:20:38 |
commandogrant | do NOT think of the game | 2012-04-09 16:22:29 |
commandogrant | lol, Reservoir Dogs is where I got the colour coded gang member ideas when we were making a gang in gta IV :)) | 2011-05-02 12:24:17 |
norsefrog | Never heard of that. :o Gonna check it out | 2011-01-07 11:43:53 |
TDougz | lolz...I hope you know that Mr. White is an awesome character in Reservoir Dogs | 2010-12-24 12:47:07 |
Yoshikawa | Ey man just leave us a message if u want to chat :P | 2009-12-13 06:35:00 |