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Creation: 2009-06-04 14:25:17 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-04-12 05:03:35
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goomy.exe | 2024-03-11 05:40:46 |
who are you running from? | 2024-02-18 15:36:26 |
I'm wuh??? | 2024-01-29 20:46:34 |
Catholic Guilt Gijinka | 2024-01-29 14:26:47 |
I'm wuh??? | 2024-01-29 01:42:33 |
Catholic Guilt Gijinka | 2023-07-22 20:48:23 |
Pre-marital Gex | 2022-11-22 23:29:52 |
Lambdadelta Male | 2022-10-07 18:01:00 |
đ»Booty Ghoulianiđ» | 2022-10-07 14:51:42 |
đđLambdadelta Maleđđ | 2022-10-07 09:05:31 |
Hot Topic | 2022-08-17 18:04:09 |
The Ultimate Lil Guy | 2022-07-24 13:24:56 |
Meanie Babies | 2022-07-17 21:21:35 |
đSchrodinger's Catboyđ | 2022-04-15 13:09:12 |
đâŹ*Schrodinger's Cat | 2022-04-15 13:08:32 |
đ Kisser Threeđ | 2021-05-19 17:05:39 |
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Nicholas D.(eez nuts) Wolfwood | 2024-04-12 05:03:35 |
Nick | 2024-03-11 05:40:46 |
The Unknown | 2024-03-02 00:07:38 |
Ylhk btpulrv dolu aolf jyf | 2024-02-18 15:36:26 |
Nick Valentine (not that one) | 2023-03-31 21:19:44 |
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[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | KITTEN, PLEASE UNBLOCK ME. I'M SORRY I TAGGED YOU IN A SPOKEN WORD MUMBLE RAP ABOUT SACRIFING YOU TO THE DEVIL. I KNOW YOUR GRANDMA SEES YOUR FACEBOOK. PLEASE KITTEN, THERE'S A DARKNESS INSIDE ME. THE PLOT OF SONIC ADVENTURE 2 REALLY â„â„â„â„â„â„ ME UP. SOME MAY CALL ME TWISTED, I EVEN SCARE MYSELF. | 2024-02-20 04:52:32 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | *gasp*... HI! ITSA SPOOKY DAY! THE SPOOKIEST DAY!! | 2023-10-31 18:43:35 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I saw an ad yesterday that said âradio for sale $1 volume stuck on full blast.âI said to myself, well I can't turn that down. | 2023-08-21 12:57:31 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I've booked an appointment to see a doctor. Which doctor? No, just a regular one. | 2023-08-14 09:38:24 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close the door I'm dressing! | 2023-08-07 06:31:35 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | How did the hacker escape from the FBI?He ransomware. | 2023-08-04 17:31:22 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I love telling dad jokes.They always make him laugh. | 2023-07-24 10:00:36 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | How do you know when your clock is still hungry?It goes back four seconds. | 2023-07-18 21:42:27 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | The dentist said I could choose between laughing gas or a canoe paddle to knock me out.It was an Ether / Oar situation. | 2023-07-10 08:09:42 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | What do you call a belt made of watches?A waist of time. | 2023-07-04 21:35:55 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.She looked surprised. | 2023-06-26 16:24:13 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I once left a date because they hated desserts.Their personality was especially off-pudding. | 2023-06-19 08:37:56 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Iâve started investing in beef stocks.I hope to become a bouillonaire. | 2023-06-05 06:13:41 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Whatâs the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?Attire. | 2023-05-29 06:52:53 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | You should never brush your teeth with your left hand.Use a toothbrush, it works better. | 2023-05-22 21:37:39 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | What word means the same thing even with several letters added?Mailbox. | 2023-05-15 09:16:38 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I was forced to read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.I hated it at first, but now I love it. | 2023-05-08 09:34:48 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Darth Vader always knew what Luke got him for Fatherâs DayâŠBecause he could sense his presents.May the 4th be with you! | 2023-05-04 13:25:15 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I went to a job interview they wanted to know if I perform under pressure.I said âNo, but Iâm pretty good with Bohemian Rhapsodyâ. | 2023-05-01 04:13:11 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate.I was deeply touched. | 2023-04-24 04:58:06 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Someone asked me if I could name two structures that hold water.I was like âWell, damâ. | 2023-04-17 02:02:05 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I broke up with my long term partner because I found out they were a communist.I shouldâve known, there were red flags everywhere. | 2023-04-10 08:01:26 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I asked my grandmother how she is enjoying her new stairlift.She said Itâs driving her up the wall. | 2023-04-03 08:39:13 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta. | 2023-03-29 05:57:44 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Do you remember that joke I told about a chiropractor?It was about a week back. | 2023-03-20 07:14:58 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Where do pirates get their hooks?From second hand stores. | 2023-03-13 17:20:35 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | My doctor told me that I have the peekaboo virus.Donât worry, they sent me to the I C U. | 2023-03-06 08:51:28 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I was really angry when I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary.I said, âMark, my words!â | 2023-02-28 00:36:07 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I asked a bee keeper to get me a dozen bees and he brought me 13.He said the extra one was a freebee. | 2023-02-20 17:03:35 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey.But I turned myself around. | 2023-02-13 08:50:51 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I used to work for autocorrect.They fried me for no raisin. | 2023-02-06 05:37:28 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I tripped over a bra yesterday.It was a booby trap. | 2023-01-31 08:04:16 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | My partner asked me to get rid of all my woodwind instruments.Iâm in a saxless marriage. | 2023-01-23 04:30:15 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. | 2023-01-16 06:51:23 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday.I wasnât putting in enough shifts. | 2023-01-09 06:57:55 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy new year!! May it be filled with jokes! (Spoilers itâs gonna be.)Dad jokes are the best and hereâs why:Why | 2023-01-01 05:11:28 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Cursemas!! | 2022-12-25 19:04:54 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | How did the mummy pay for stuff?Crypt-o-currency | 2022-10-31 20:39:31 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples, it could also be something much better. Happy Halloween! | 2022-10-31 20:30:56 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Congrats on another rotation around the sun. Statistically speaking, the more birthdays you have the longer you live. | 2022-06-10 17:11:14 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | You are the obi wan I know having a birthday today so I wanted to say happy birthday! May the forks be with you and to not have a good time would be a wookie mistake. | 2022-06-10 17:05:26 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Worf's Advice: Never buy cheap toilet paper so that you aren't stuck in the bathroom battling Klingons. | 2022-05-16 03:46:54 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?They have engaged the Borg. | 2022-05-14 20:18:53 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | How did Data get his cat off of the couch?He used Spot remover. | 2022-05-13 23:51:27 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | What is Will Riker's dating philosophy?If at first you don't succeed, Troi again. | 2022-05-12 21:29:26 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to change a light bulb?Change it to what? | 2022-05-11 20:07:49 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Why did Worf change his hair colour?It was a good day to dye. | 2022-05-11 00:33:06 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | What did Counselor Troi say to the Hologram?You're projecting again. | 2022-05-09 21:04:42 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | What do you call a Cardassian aboard a sailing ship?A Sea Gul. | 2022-05-08 21:12:50 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | How fast can a Klingon flee when being chased by the Borg?At Worf Speed. | 2022-05-07 19:14:24 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to screw in a light bulb?Just one. He holds the light bulb and the entire universe rotates around him. | 2022-05-06 22:31:46 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Which cell phone plan does Dr. Noonien Soong use?The one with unlimited Data. | 2022-05-05 20:55:30 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | May the 4th be with you!What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the hull?Captain, we are being hailed! | 2022-05-04 20:51:04 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Hope you had a good groundhog day cause you might be doin' it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and | 2022-02-02 17:58:32 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Hope you had a good groundhog day cause you might be doin' it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and | 2022-02-02 17:57:58 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | If youâre bored you can simply rotate a [BIG SHOT] in your mind, itâs free and the cops canât stop you. | 2022-01-20 18:35:05 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | The garbage ape returned and there was much rejoicing. | 2022-01-11 22:50:00 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy boo year! | 2022-01-01 06:19:20 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. | 2021-12-25 16:46:17 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Still me I promise, here's proof: BUTTS | 2021-11-19 20:18:11 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | just rite whats in ur heart like right now in my heart is michel dealing with ghost hunters not knocking before letting them selves into the mansion, poor michel. | 2021-06-26 20:19:20 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy borth day! Ttly not posting this late, what is time anyway? | 2021-06-12 08:07:30 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Alderaan shot first | 2021-05-23 00:40:05 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | This is the May | 2021-05-11 05:38:42 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | It's treason 10 | 2021-05-10 04:28:11 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | A 9 addition to my collection | 2021-05-09 06:00:19 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Fear leads to anger, anger leads to 8 | 2021-05-08 05:21:34 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I am the 7th | 2021-05-07 05:52:28 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Revenge of the 6th | 2021-05-06 10:55:05 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | There's always a bigger 5th | 2021-05-05 03:41:42 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | May the 4th be with you | 2021-05-04 04:51:44 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | butts butts butts | 2021-04-24 00:33:41 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Raymond says Happy Raymond Year, it's not an official name for the year... until his paper work goes through. | 2021-01-01 19:26:51 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy new year! gonna get so many bugsnax this year! (bunger bunger bunger) | 2021-01-01 02:20:50 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Christmas! Hope you got many snax (of a bug variety or otherwise)! | 2020-12-25 20:14:04 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Honestly tho I would love to Meat Hot Bungers In My Area | 2020-12-23 00:30:17 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I don't want none unless you got bungers, hun | 2020-12-23 00:26:36 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Bungers have nice buns! | 2020-12-23 00:19:01 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | HAPPY SPOOKS DAY, DON'T GET GOT BY THE Devil's Proof! | 2020-10-31 22:56:16 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | read it to me | 2020-10-29 21:00:25 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I said a hip hap the hippy the happy to the hip hop hap happy birthday!Also butts.That is all. | 2020-06-10 07:56:10 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | A hotdog is NOT a sandwich and I'm willing to kill on this hill. | 2020-05-13 20:01:53 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | EYEâd like to wish you a happy 2020! May your VISION for the year be PERFECT and may you have the fore SIGHT to avoid any chads. If anyone tries to hassle you this year just say this is how EYEROLL. | 2020-01-01 02:41:31 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Crispmas! | 2019-12-25 13:54:18 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy Borthday! eat pant (and ice cream cake) | 2019-06-10 19:54:14 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy New Year! There's going to be Majima's and pins (and Majima pins) everywhere this year! | 2019-01-01 16:50:04 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Kiwamimas! | 2018-12-25 15:41:14 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy Hallowiener don't let It from the movie It or It from the movie It followes get ya, in fact just generally watch out for any Its altogether. | 2018-10-31 20:45:01 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Your birthday is in pride month, I dont think thats a coincidence, Happy Birthday!! | 2018-06-10 15:34:41 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Okay look I posted here last year and I was pretty spot on like there were robutts and gay things, a couple sonic games and such so I did pretty well so for this year while I do hope you get more of those things you like I also hope theres less â„â„â„â„â„â„ things too so Happy New Year I hope its globally better than the last two. | 2018-01-01 03:13:56 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Christmas! | 2017-12-25 03:11:12 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy Spoopy Day! Watch for skeletons popping out, they might do you a frighten but they just want to hang out. | 2017-10-31 20:29:44 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy Borthday! | 2017-06-10 05:17:58 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Look who's a good good birthday girl! | 2017-06-10 05:17:37 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Hoppy Easter Day! | 2017-04-16 19:46:40 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy New Yarr! May it be better than 2016 and filled with gay things and robutts and cute things and sonic and everything else u like. | 2016-12-31 23:02:48 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Christmas! | 2016-12-25 03:54:18 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | If I could buy you a gift it would prob be reapers psychopath voice line but I cant so Happy Birthday instead! | 2016-06-10 02:13:37 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Your gift is warm thoughts of peridots butt and jasper in her crevasse, and friendship of course (cause its cheap) ;) | 2016-06-10 02:11:28 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Well you made it another year with out becoming a ghost that rubs their butt on people, congrats! | 2016-06-10 02:09:24 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | The candy thief has struck again. All the kids are crying. | 2016-04-05 00:38:56 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Knock Knock its Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles | 2016-01-23 22:45:17 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy New Year, when you kill all humans remember to preserve the butts | 2016-01-01 02:09:30 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Christmas and butts n' stuff. | 2015-12-25 14:14:40 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Also (e) ALL OF THE ABOVE | 2015-12-23 21:57:33 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you... | 2015-12-23 21:56:50 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | You know what's going on here, don't you? You just wanted to see me suffer. | 2015-11-29 19:57:35 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | My what a nice scent sponge you have. | 2015-10-12 23:21:43 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Fix'd | 2015-06-10 20:11:07 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy Birthday and stuff | 2015-06-10 20:10:59 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | â„â„â„â„, I screwed up oops | 2015-06-10 20:10:38 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Christmas | 2015-06-10 20:10:26 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | so without further ado | 2015-06-10 20:10:01 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Anyway I came here to wish you a happy birthday | 2015-06-10 20:09:55 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Welp I will work on that | 2015-06-10 20:08:53 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Like it's been over 6 months | 2015-06-10 20:08:44 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Boy I need to post messages here more often | 2015-06-10 20:08:18 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy new yarr | 2015-01-01 02:05:16 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Merry Christmas, may it be filled with butts. | 2014-12-24 19:35:37 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | â«Do you know who I am?â« You, are on a sinking boat. You have your new PC and your pet with you, which will you choose?? See you say you will save your pet and that the computer is only an object, well I say it's time to ask the balance of truth! JUDGEMENT... NOW! With out even thinking you choose your computer, your pet swims along side you just dissapointed that you somehow think they wont both fit. It was your choice now you get to live with it. | 2014-09-23 20:31:47 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | You're finally back online, sorta, ish, on a laptop but still. | 2014-09-04 20:37:03 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Your profile crackes me up. | 2014-07-28 15:04:53 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | EMMEROOWDS?? JOO LOOKIN' FOR MAH FOURTH EMMERDOOD?? | 2014-06-05 16:35:25 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Ah it's almost the near year which is chimply amazing, a good time to go bananas, monkey around and just go ape. So Happy New Year! | 2013-12-31 18:41:00 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I hope you have a Merry Christmas filled with robots and butts the only despair is other peoples. | 2013-12-25 09:30:42 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Seductive poses? Calling me pretty on my screenshot? It seems my Canadian wiles has gotten to you, you are not alone though eventually my charm gets to every one. | 2013-11-06 17:23:53 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Here are some puns to lift your SPIRITS so buckle your SHEETbelts, I know you are just DYING to read them but I hope you dont find them BOOring in fact I bet you are just GOBLIN these up. Those were BLOODY good but I better WRAP this up other wise GHOUL be mad at me. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! | 2013-10-31 22:40:20 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Better. | 2013-10-23 19:38:08 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Not passionate about anything else? What about ghosts, muscle babes, a certain canadian, nick, jaffa cakes, terrible creepy pasta, pomeranians and countless other things that have slipped my mind? | 2013-10-21 23:55:16 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Half-Life 3: ======== Thus earth was saved and everyone healed . The world was like and the aliens were all and Gordon rode off into the sunset on his trusty . The End. | 2013-07-27 00:36:28 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | It's your birthday! I hope it's a Hyper Realistic Birthday! Your manufacture date has come again So I think that makes you a Super High School Level Birthday Muscle Bot of Despair. That's quite the title but you've earned it. Also Blanka I should have fit that in somewhere, maybe Muscle Bot of Blanka Despair? Mankini Muscle Bot of Blanka Despair? Man that's even longer okay Hyper Realistic Super High School Level Birthday Mankini Muscle Bot of Blanka Despair. That title will do just fine. I probably forgot some things but that will have to suffice... for now. Happy Birthday! | 2013-06-10 17:36:32 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | They were worried my masculinity might rub off on the other magical girls so they kicked me out! My heart my stomach my liver my everything just fell right out onto the floor. I am willing to do anything, even the FINAL DEED! Well then I'll be a girl too and that will make it right for us to be magical girls again. I don't make sense you don't make sense I make sense that's who makes sense! Damnit I need to know that I can count on you! | 2013-02-28 16:32:15 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | NEW! For the holiday season we have the Corpse CapÂź! It's a red and white Santa had designed to brighten up any party! Are you stuck at school this Christmas? Is it dreary, filled with corpses and not at all the Christmas you grew up with? Unless your name is Roland I bet it is in fact NOT like Christmas. Well, have we got you covered, or rather the corpses at your feet, our patented Corpse CapÂź will bring a smile even to the dead, made from synthetic fibers and is guaranteed to outlast the decaying head you crammed it upon, their beliefs be damned this is Christmas and it's the best present the dead could ever get. Order 300 or more now and receive a free tube of Bone Whitenerâą, make them old bones look their brightest! Just write your banking info on any old scrap of paper you happen to have with you and we will ship it and you will have it before you can say "Creators of Corpse CapÂź we beg of you".Merry Christmas from Scorpio! | 2012-12-24 23:02:03 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | We just got a new item in folks and it's for all those class rooms and teaching hospitals that need an anatomically correct teaching aide, The Kizami© Anatomical Model is precision perfect right down to the last detail, you wonât believe how accurate it is! Anatomical Model also makes a great big brother for those in need. Has your old anatomical model been a burden to move from room to room? Has your neck become sore from all that hassle? Well worry no more this model moves ITSELF from area to area and can automatically function as a neck massager as well! Many functions in one package. Order now and we will include a sheet to cover it with to keep dust off of it. Warning: Keep away from open flames and sledgehammers. | 2012-11-13 03:13:09 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | From the creators of Smeary StuffÂź brand antibacterial cream, comes their new Pelvic Protectorâą! The Pelvic Protectorâą can help keep your crotchal region safe from those pesky unwanted punches. Perfect for when your friend needs a hug but you don't need to be punched in the junk. Constant punches in the jewels making you fall down? Worried about walking on stairs while your friend is near? Well we have just the thing, our protection system has gone through rigorous testing, we got punched in the nuts so you donât have to. Order now and we will throw in a free helmet for those times when someone just can't help but smash you in the head with a hammer. | 2012-10-04 22:25:19 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Is your butt drier 'n a desert? Is your normal ass medicine not all it's cracked up to be? Need something that reduces chafing and keeps you moist for those long treks through school? Well try our Smeary StuffÂź brand antibacterial cream, just butter up your pooper with it real good and you will be all set to face the days challenges. Receipt printed on part of a paper doll. Do not lose the receipt. | 2012-09-25 21:01:19 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Now I've got your powe-- no noooooo! | 2012-08-20 19:36:50 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | I authorize the use of gardening equipment because even Mordin ttly needs a man to tell him it's ok first. Also: The baby. | 2012-08-02 13:24:37 |
thatdarnmo | nipples. | 2012-06-14 22:17:16 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Laydee! Laydee! You can drink now, laydee!YOU'RE 21. IT'S TIME FOR FUN, SO GRAB YOUR DRINKING GLASS.IT'S TIME TO DRINK. NO TIME TO THINK, SO C'MON AND MOVE YOUR ASS.GRAB A BEER AND GET OVER HERE. WE'LL DRINK THE GODLY WAY.LIKE LOKI AND THOR AND ALL THOSE BEFORE: WE DRINK IN ASGARD THIS DAY.Jaykay. Grab some apple juice sippy cups like me, brah. It's totally just as manly. I promise.Congrats on staying alive another year, missie! | 2012-06-10 10:21:49 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | A Happy Birthday on your profile, Happy Birthday! | 2012-06-10 07:51:02 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Damn it when trying to look at your screen shots I accidentally deleted the birthday song comment I left :( This is a replacement comment but it's not as awesome as that one was. | 2012-01-27 09:31:56 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Here, have a Merry Christmas wish: Merry Christmas! | 2011-12-25 02:03:59 |
thatdarnmo | Thor, your little brother is annoying. | 2011-09-18 15:48:47 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | 2011-06-10 02:10:48 |
thatdarnmo | HEY THERE. I'LL BE YOUR JANE IF YOU BE MY TARZAN. HURF. | 2011-04-19 10:55:10 |
Sir Bombegranate III | And there were cazadors the whole time.The end. | 2011-03-27 19:13:59 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Ohhhhh, dorlong. O'm jost LOVONG yoor profolo! | 2011-02-19 00:58:20 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | Happy New Year :D | 2010-12-31 22:26:24 |
Sir Bombegranate III | MERRY MARY MARRY CHRISTMAS, EXWAIFU. <3 | 2010-12-25 02:31:10 |
[VIC] Sgt Scorpio | You should also have a "Merry Christmas" so, MERRY CHRISTMAS! | 2010-12-24 13:35:12 |
thatdarnmo | TKTKTKTKTTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTTKK | 2010-11-14 20:30:11 |
thatdarnmo | ă§ăă | 2010-10-18 14:17:25 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ă§ăă | 2010-10-17 00:42:27 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ă§ăă | 2010-10-17 00:42:22 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ă§ăă | 2010-10-17 00:42:18 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ă§ăă | 2010-10-17 00:42:05 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ă§ăă | 2010-10-17 00:41:57 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ă§ăă | 2010-10-17 00:41:37 |
Sir Bombegranate III | WOMAN, WOMAN, WOMAN. In class. So tired. Fffffffff. | 2010-09-30 11:28:00 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Psssst. I'm at school. Teehee! :D | 2010-09-23 11:28:56 |
Sir Bombegranate III | DIE-UH-BEETUS | 2010-08-25 11:25:32 |
thatdarnmo | CAVITIES. | 2010-08-23 15:20:09 |
Sir Bombegranate III | And then Franzy was a proper young lady and she never said such words ever again. | 2010-08-21 21:20:58 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Then Franzy â„â„â„â„â„â„ those entrails until time ended. Then, using the lovejuice produced from said action as glue, Franzy was able to piece her/his/its buddy back together. They lovingly enjoyed a round two under the permanent sunset (permanent, you see, because time ended at a sunset). It was better than cookies and milk in a hot bath. | 2010-08-17 16:00:44 |
thatdarnmo | tru amurikan hero | 2010-08-09 20:24:00 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Stop. Maggot! Boat. â„â„â„â„â„â„! You will help me capture my point! | 2010-08-07 14:27:57 |
thatdarnmo | DAT R RACERIST | 2010-07-26 00:26:37 |
thatdarnmo | neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear | 2010-05-31 05:01:21 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Waifuuuu If you can magically see this somehow, call my room number. My cell went KABOOM again. D: (I can't dial out, so fffff) | 2010-03-31 21:49:03 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Oh, and fix my phone, plooz. >: | 2010-03-08 14:01:32 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ): Get me out of class, waif. | 2010-03-08 13:59:10 |
Sir Bombegranate III | I think that the yoo-nee-vurss pretty much covers everything. | 2010-02-13 13:20:46 |
Pre-marital Gex | agagagagagaga I was asleeeep :C | 2010-02-08 13:46:02 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Pay no attention to the silly Steam statussss.. Franzy is in class and is not in-gaaaame. | 2010-02-08 12:54:54 |
Sir Bombegranate III | Get back online, woman. Nooooow. I'm in class and I'm lonelyyyyyy. D: | 2010-02-08 12:53:38 |
Pre-marital Gex | That's awkward... I must wonder why steam does that.ilu chuchuchuchu <3 | 2010-02-03 13:25:22 |
Sir Bombegranate III | ...and I'm apparently playing Left 4 Dead 2 somehow. | 2010-02-03 12:59:17 |
Sir Bombegranate III | HAY, WIFE. I'm in class, lulululul | 2010-02-03 12:58:56 |
Pre-marital Gex | (tank noises) | 2010-01-25 10:40:58 |
thatdarnmo | I WANT TO ADOPT YOU, TANK-CHANSANSAMA. | 2010-01-25 08:55:34 |
thatdarnmo | I see a woman...WILD WOMAN APPEARS! | 2009-12-16 17:18:19 |