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Creation: 2009-07-15 00:54:42 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 14:27:42
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TOASTER | 2022-03-02 23:16:40 |
Poaching Enjoyer | 2022-01-13 04:08:14 |
Gutter Oil Gamer | 2021-03-01 15:03:58 |
Food safety incidents in China | 2021-02-28 13:11:47 |
18,500,000 USDT | 2021-02-25 22:46:31 |
The Gamer Word | 2021-02-25 22:33:45 |
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Dr. Dick | It's not happening. I've been trying to make a vagina for almost a year but nothing is working out. I wasted many balloons , gloves , sponges . I don't know how to make a proper one. I just wish if I could get a silicone vagina but the price is too high . My thirst is being fulfilled by my own hands only. I don't understand what to do | 2020-12-13 06:03:32 |
Igotaname | Why are you dead? :( | 2020-10-03 05:34:22 |
Dr. Dick | She tight, but my bond w/ da big man upstairs tighter HH | 2020-05-02 06:17:58 |
Dr. Dick | If it takes one hour to bake a batch of cookies and cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day everyday for 5 years, how long does it take cookie monster to bake 6,000,000 batches of cookies? | 2020-01-28 10:27:48 |
Dr. Dick | Long face | 2020-01-27 14:12:59 |
TOASTER | I'm glad we've all powered through the word filters. | 2020-01-27 01:08:57 |
TOASTER | This comment section is a car crash. | 2019-07-19 20:40:27 |
Dr. Dick | i'm not sure if homer has ever taken a drag from the marijuana cigarette or a pipe, which would cause him to become high because of the THC.is it really so hard to imagine homer simpson lighting the blunt, inhaling the smoke, and becoming high?have you ever wondered if homer simpson could breathe in the acrid smoke of the green marijuana buds? i think it might get him pretty high.i'm not sure if he ever has, but i think if he wanted to, homer simpson could probably smoke weed.do you think homer simpson could inhale the smoke from the burning marijuana deep into his lungs, then exhale, becoming intoxicated?do you know if homer simpson has ever inhaled the smoke of the marijuana plant? i'm not sure. it would make him high pretty easily.I can see it so clearly. Homer pulls out the bowl and clears the bong. The cool clear bong water churns wildly. He exhales and grins. | 2018-07-19 08:54:21 |
Dr. Dick | Poopy-di scoopScoop-diddy-whoopWhoop-di-scoop-di-poopPoop-di-scooptyScoopty-whoopWhoopity-scoop, whoop-poopPoop-diddy, whoop-scoopPoop, poopScoop-diddy-whoopWhoop-diddy-scoopWhoop-diddy-scoop, poop | 2018-06-18 15:52:27 |
Dr. Dick | We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect ♥♥♥♥. They were Honey Nut.Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member.The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling.I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened."I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love cheerios," I said with a smile. | 2017-12-11 08:46:27 |
Dr. Dick | WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (TERA) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (3.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish) | 2017-07-02 08:05:19 |
Dr. Dick | ✈▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌Sorry i dropped my bag of 9/11 ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌✈ ▌▌ | 2017-06-16 14:35:14 |
Dr. Dick | 3, 2, 1(Gotta Blast!)Into Qatar,Alla-hu Ackbar,Rides an Imam with a knack for explosives.With a super-powered mineAnd a cubic holy shrine,He engulfs the day in sure destructionThis is the theme songof Jihadi Usman. | 2017-03-23 13:08:23 |
Gull | +rep good taste in boat waifus | 2016-09-24 12:16:36 |
Dr. Dick | but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/'man if this works I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently* | 2016-08-19 00:48:48 |
Dr. Dick | I have a guide that works every time. You must, however, follow it to the letter for it to actually work for you as you are obviously ♥♥♥♥♥♥ otherwise.First of all suit up. I'm talking double breasted 90,000 fibre count suits of Welsh sheep cotton crepe. I'm talking cufflinks and a tie.People talk a lot of ♥♥♥♥ about the fedora. Don't listen to them. Wearing a fedora despite the growing social stigma against them will show you're an independent gentleman. So wear the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fedora, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.You're going to want to have chamber music playing. Have Purcell's "Music for the funeral of Queen Anne" playing full blast and on repeat. Should you not be able to for some reason then "Every Breath You Take" by The Police should suffice. Remember: FULL BLAST AND ON REPEAT.Lastly you'll want to comport yourself as a good Catholic and knowledgeable Renaissance man. Have a monologue prepared regarding the failings of Eastern Orthodox teachings and the legitimacy of the Pope. Women love smart guys | 2016-08-14 00:54:29 |
Haigles | Be alive | 2016-03-14 20:57:23 |
Igotaname | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2015-11-11 13:14:25 |
Haigles | REEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 2015-04-09 18:30:55 |
Envybc28 | What a remarkably ~average~ profile. | 2015-03-07 20:57:19 |
Dr. Dick | ⊂_ヽ YOU'RE \\ _ \( •_•) F < ⌒ヽ A / へ\ B / / \\ U レ ノ ヽ_つ L / / O / /| U ( (ヽ S | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) /`ノ ) Lノ(_/ | 2015-01-08 12:12:02 |
Igotaname | W-where you at? | 2014-10-10 16:47:05 |
clumplover96 | i have the most anime profile~ | 2014-07-16 01:49:50 |
TOASTER | You're the ♥♥♥ and your potions aren't that great!!! | 2014-06-18 13:04:44 |
Haigles | surpirse | 2014-02-11 08:41:08 |
Sem | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!..._.....____________________, ,....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHER | 2013-12-06 13:50:36 |
Theenclave2 | Marry almost christmas! *yoinks her hat and runs off* | 2013-12-06 08:05:32 |
TOASTER | No, it's color. Stop typing weird. | 2013-12-06 00:29:39 |
Theenclave2 | You are in no ways a robot. | 2013-08-12 10:20:41 |
Sem | >tfw no qt like youlife is terrible. | 2013-08-08 04:53:56 |
[Despair] Teio, Teio, Teio! | Neppu Neppu | 2013-07-22 13:37:56 |
Dr. Strangelove | Ping! | 2013-06-26 19:29:13 |
Sem | hey Izzy what games do u play?maybe u wanna play together somedayif you want too that is :)p.s. i luv poni | 2013-05-02 02:36:02 |
Buddy | ur a qt3.14 ill sen u steam gems if u play a gem wit me <33333 | 2013-03-23 21:19:45 |
Sem | gtfo scrubber ducky | 2013-02-15 02:09:17 |
Bassykins | donk | 2012-12-29 00:03:42 |
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