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peachipopi luv you mwah mwah you are so cute you make me go uwu *finger taps*2023-05-24 09:04:14
heel caphey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you wink emoticon sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2023-03-20 08:47:32
bunyou seem chill, im going to smash your head in with a big rock2022-12-23 22:00:02
bunpleeeeze cna you stogenin my off my beef:flushed:strogen off the beeff ftill till I be bbeeefffin till my strogenoff [Car Alarm Sounds]. stogen beef till i storgen enough [!!!!!!!!!!!!AhhhhHHHHhhhh]. beef strogen till the beef off storgen AHHHHHHHHHHH2022-11-19 06:51:54
bungirlboss2022-10-22 20:58:38
Quinnychop boner. who sell it. chopped boner. whome make it.2022-03-22 09:59:10
QuinnyIn October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, ♥♥♥♥♥", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.2022-03-10 20:04:49
QuinnyAh finally, new apes on my profile. Wait patiently while I order more cages. As for your comment, I'm simply a God who has shown more than enough evidence of what skills and abilities I possess. You, like many others here, are just another typical ape who needs to fix your complex issues before telling superiors such as myself that we're in the wrong.2022-03-10 11:18:34
Quinnyhaha i am okay better than absolutley harvard potiers nuevo salad2022-03-06 21:47:23
pandaHey this is Kelly from Destiny's Child, I lost my credit card and I need money for a plain ticket so I can fly to your city to perform. Can you send me some money? I'll bring Beyoncé Hello this is Beyoncé2021-07-21 09:19:58
bunattention this is aphex twin real secret profile paperatsey please harrass him take lot of photo and put them on photo dot com for making DEVIL music2021-03-12 02:52:49
Steve(OXY)pretty surf2020-11-29 08:01:11
heel capYour streams lately have really helped me with me and my depression, bleakness, dejection, distress, sorrow, my car trouble, my 401k, my grades, my slimp ♥♥♥♥, my under-performing MD driver, the Armenian genocide, the Gallipoli Campaign, the war in the Vietnamese theater, oh god they are in the trees, the battle of Antietam, the housing crisis of 2008, the bankruptcy of Greece in 2015, the explosion of Chernobyl, my late grandma Denise.2020-07-23 07:39:33
heel capOh god I want xqc so bad 😩 💦 he's so smart 🤓 📚 and cute 😘 🙈 I would take him to my apartment and kiss him 👄 😘 lick him 👅 😛 and finger him 👉 👌 I would ♥♥♥♥ him 🍆 💦 then I'd get him pregnant 🤰 👶 and we'd raise our own little baby 👨👨👦 👦 and play fortnite with him 🎮 ⌨️ xd2020-07-23 07:36:49
heel capThe Elundus Core was a 6.2-kilogram (14 lb) subcritical mass of a previously undiscovered isotope of plutonium measuring 89 millimeters and was previously held in Felix "xQc" Lengyel's basement. It now lives in the depths of yellowstone waiting to explode2020-07-23 07:36:30
heel capGuys, I'm very sad. All I want to do is spam xqcL and spread happiness to the world of Twitch, but I can't do that if I don't have a xQc subscription. If anyone here would look deep in to their heart and ask themselves "can I do my part and help others join the jungle? Yes! Yes I can! I will gift this poor soul a subbie so they can spread love like everyone else widepeepoHappy ". Please take heed to what I have spoken and consider helping a friend out. xqcL2020-07-23 07:35:12
BEST LOTTERYCongratulation You have won in our Weekly giveaway.You can get your Dragonclaw Hook on cs-headshot.com Your personal code: YR56ikLMv5u7 [/b]2020-01-09 10:26:25
oF1sHeRTrade Your loading screens For Dota2 skins - dota2exchange.com.deRate: One loading screens = One Dollar2 loading screens = 1 Inscribed Thirst of Eztzhok - Off-Hand!4 loading screens = 1 Inscribed Demon Form of the Foulfell Corruptor!7 loading screens = 1 Prismatic: Reflection's Shade!10 loading screens = 1 Arcana Inscribed Frost Avalanche!{LINK REMOVED}https://dota2exchange.com.de2019-12-12 01:30:25
heel capWhen I saw the red sparks appear and my character fly across the screen, I felt a deep anger well up from inside me. While screaming incoherently, I threw the controller at the monitor, shattering it instantly. As the announcer’s “Game!” echoed through my soul, I began to ponder; how could I, the unmatched virtuoso of Super Smash Bros, have lost? After 3 seconds of intense deep thought, a groundbreaking conclusion came upon me. “My character too bad, their character too good” escaped my lips as I sat awestruck at my transcendent intellect. I quickly scrambled to my laptop to share my revelation with the internet.2019-10-26 04:27:59
heel capAs I opened the Smash Bros subreddit to spread my undeniable truth, I paused, my cursor hovering over a recent post. Its title read “PK Fire Man Bad.” Emotion began to erupt from within me as I basked in its glory. The relatable and factual post’s composition was astonishing, completely surpassing that of Shakespeare. After quickly wiping tears of joy from my eyes, I began to write a comment on the post. “Nerf PK Fire and buff my high tier main.” I clicked the post button, hoping that my insight might match that of the original post. I closed my laptop and sat, tears running down my greasy face. I knew that I had reached the peak of human intelligence.2019-10-26 04:27:52
heel capI would let Nietzsche have anal sex with me if that was what he wanted, even though I am not gay and would hate it. I can't think of another man I would allow to have anal sex with me. I can easily imagine that Gandhi's grandniece felt the same way. Why should a sage like Gandhi have exactly the same rights and privileges as a high school teacher? You earn special privileges like this by proving yourself worthy of them, and if a culture loses the concept of a "great man" who is permitted to violate some taboos in pursuit of spiritual perfection, so much the worse for that culture.2019-10-26 04:26:18
heel capGeese have teeth on their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tonguesI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate them. Dinosaur mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.Look at that eye. They’re Soulless demons. How many teeth do you need, You’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bird. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Literally what is the point of your existence? You have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beak! You don’t NEED THST MANY TEETH. ♥♥♥♥ off.2019-10-26 04:25:39
heel cap👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠOଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there2019-10-09 09:24:54
heel capI am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.2019-10-09 09:24:29
heel capImagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me.2019-10-09 09:24:25
heel capI will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.2019-10-09 09:23:38
heel capYou swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.2019-10-09 09:23:01
heel capi could feel his beard scratching my asscheeks as his tongue penetrated my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I grabbed his blonde hair with my hand moaning in pleasure. "Say it!" I screamed "say the thing!" suddenly he stopped. did i take it too far? He looked at me his bright blue eyes piercing through my soul and nodded. I smiled. "thank you" i whispered. He put his mouth on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and screamed "How's it going bros my name is PEWdiepie"I screamed. Pleasure.2019-10-08 06:25:54
Samanthauseful post https://www.reddit.com/search?q=title:updated_new_dota_2_giveaway_for_5000_active+selftext:all&sort=new2019-03-27 02:41:45
Xx-The Primagen-xXHi, I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept2018-09-12 02:24:45
yanukantickle my feet nagatoro san2018-08-20 13:16:49
Dijitit's hard to be sympathetic to indie devs, when they keep making games about (((women))).as any other hardcore gamer would know, our synapses\ear cells just aren't capable of interpreting the pitch, tone and cadence of the femoid voice.2018-08-11 06:06:07
ur momsuck my ♥♥♥♥ nerd2018-07-15 18:57:53
DijitOne fateful day while I was tugging away, I happened upon a Teletubby video and...I...just...lost it. I had never felt so alive in my life. My hand just goes into overdrive. I'm pounding this thing-I actually don't know how I didn't get irritated foreskin from the amount of friction-and I just feel my body reaching new heights of ecstasy. I'm looking Po's thick self and imagining her straddling my face. I mean who wouldn't; she's perfection. 6'5". Brown Eyes. And a natural ass that puts all the Ms. Botoxs in the Hills to shame. So anyway I'm exhilarated. I2018-04-05 02:00:33
Dijitactually can't even remember the moment I ♥♥♥ but a little hit the ceiling. And from that point I was hooked. 4 sometimes 5 times a day I started jacking it to Teletubby videos. But now every time I see anything somewhat related to Teletubbies I get uncontrollably hard. Teletubby toy? Erect. Wind Turbine? Erect. Pink Slime? I damn near pop right there and then: my biggest fantasy is Po rubbing that pink slime stuff on both of us so we can have intense, wet sex and practically revert to two retarded llamas attempting to procreate in a pile of mud. I haven't told anyone about this fetish and hope to break it soon but I haven't felt this alive while pleasing myself in a long time.2018-04-05 02:00:27
DijitAnd three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.2018-03-29 12:31:37
DijitNumber 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.But that's even worse.The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer.2018-03-29 12:31:33
DijitHappy🙌 SPANKSgiving🍑💥you tasty thot👅💦Get ready for a stuffing👌🏼I am thankful🙏for that ass👀just like the pilgrims🎩and the indians🏕you will gobble🦃gobble😋gobble✔️on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆ONLY😤if you send📬this to BAD BIRDS🦃💦😎if you get 0 back you a mashed HOEtato😐 if you get 5 back you got a MOIST turkey 💦👅if you get 10 back you gonna be wish boned🍗❗️🍗If you don't😳send📩 this to 10 HOES👯you won't get ANY😱♥♥♥♥ for DICKember☃💋 and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😈😏👅🍆2018-03-25 02:28:47
DijitA girl joined my EVE corp and gave me jerkoff instructions for two years straight until I gave her hanger access and she cleaned everything out and wordlessly left.The experience made me develop a pavlovian ♥♥♥♥ response to the skype message notification sound. I had to uninstall it.Also I can't trust humans anymore2018-01-24 12:58:59
CheffIt's fairy important can redphile liberals2018-01-24 03:16:46
CheffHey man, i'm from POL/ Have improtant stuff. Can you please add me ?!?!2018-01-24 03:16:14
Dijit║\ ║▒\ ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ put this ║♥♥♥ ║ on your friends║░▒║ profile ║♥♥♥ ║ to protect them║░▒║ against ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥║♥♥♥ ║ and jews║░▒║ ▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] [█▓]2017-08-30 02:01:32
Rainworld.OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.2017-08-18 00:50:17
Gunnerkonnichiwa is spelled with 2 n2017-07-17 07:31:25
heel capTwitch chat is so weird when you type something long ppl copy and paste like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you need to have a very sad life to try to copy this text when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are talking so fast, why you don't study medicine or advocacy and stop playing overwatch you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. mano only play winston because his other hand is masturbating esca.2017-06-30 06:55:31
heel capi was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three *** booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game2017-06-05 09:33:39
Dijiti think you're the most lovely human being on the face of this planet. :sparkling_heart: i have not seen your face but i can already tell that you have a beautful soul that you want to hide. :candy: you dont need to hide from me :). you will have a splendid life :star2: because youre so talented and gifted, and unique :kissing_heart: in so many ways. please don't ever change and always believe in yourself :100:2017-02-22 15:03:36
heel capsorry(hi for my bad english)2017-02-01 14:30:42
DijitSick of people misusing modern slang. It really finnas my dinna2017-01-13 15:51:48
DijitHahahahahahahaha How The ♥♥♥♥ Is Depression Real Hahahaha ♥♥♥♥♥ Just Walk Away From The Saddness Like ♥♥♥♥♥ Close Your Heart Haha2016-12-28 05:12:56
Dijit🐯Rawr 😂😋 nuzzles 🙇 how❔ are you❔❔ pounces on you👐😏😏 you're so warm 🔥🔥😳🔥😳 notices👀 you👀 have a 👀👀 🍆bulge🍆 😱😱😱 someone's😏 happy 😏😉 nuzzles your necky👌 wecky👌👌💯~ murr😩~ hehehe😂😂😏👉👌2016-09-15 02:15:56
Dijitrubbies👋 your bulgy🍆 wolgy🍆 you're😱 so big 😱😩💯 👋rubbies👋👋 more on your 🍆🍆bulgy wolgy🍆 it doesn't😳 stop😳 growing😳😳 kisses 😘you 😘😘and lickies 👅your necky😋😛😩 daddy likies 😍👌 nuzzles wuzzles I hope😉 daddy really likes 😉🙈🙈 wiggles butt🍑 and squirms🙈🙊 I want to see 👀👀your big 😩daddy meat😩~ wiggles 🍑butt🍑🍑🍑 I have a little itch 😅😤 wags tail can you 🙏please🙏 get my itch~😇 puts paws2016-09-15 02:15:52
Dijit✋✋on your chest nyea~😝😁 its a seven inch itch😳😉🔞 rubs👋👋 your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease🙏😰 sad😪 face😪😪 I need 😭to be punished runs paws ✋✋down👇 your👇 chest👇 and bites lip👄 like I need to be punished🍑👋 really😍 good😍~ paws on✋✋ your🍆🍆 bulge🍆 as I lick👅 my👅👅 👄lips I'm getting thirsty.😩💦 I can go🤔🤔 for some milk💦😵💦💦 unbuttons your pants👖 as my eyes👀 glow👀💡 you smell so musky 😍😩💯 licks👅 shaft👅👅🍆2016-09-15 02:15:46
Dijit😋mmmm~😋 so👌 musky👌 drools😩💦 all over your 🍆♥♥♥♥ your 😍daddy😍 meat I like👌❤️👌❤️ fondles👋 Mr. Fuzzy Balls😏🍒 hehe😁 puts snout👄 on balls🍒🍒 and inhales👃💨 deeply oh god 😩😩im😩 so😩 hard😩🍆~ licks balls👅👅🍒💦 punish me daddy😍😭~ nyea~ 😘squirms more and wiggles 🍑butt🍑 I love😍😍 😍 your musky👌 goodness👌👌💯 bites lip👄 please🙏 punish me 😭😭😭😭licks lips👅👄💦 nyea~ suckles on 👄your 👄tip👄👄🍆 so good👌😩👌 licks👅 pre of your 💧♥♥♥♥💧🍆🍆 salty👌 goodness~👌👅💯 👀eyes 👀role back and goes🙊 balls deep🙊🍒💯 mmmm~😋😩👌 moans 😩and suckles😩😩👅2016-09-15 02:15:38
Dijitomg i can see ur face!! you're so squishy haha ... is that dude in the pic above you your daddy? grrr.. well anyway i hope you and whom ever (if you are infact) are in a relationship have a great squish and great cummies ^__^2016-08-10 15:08:32
DijitMe too, thanks2016-08-09 06:46:41
DijitSome IDIOTS out there I swear, wouldn't know music even if it was a gorrilla in a tutu stole their son and then was shot while saying 'i'm music'2016-07-24 01:49:01
Rainworld.why.2016-06-25 08:50:52
Rainworld.why.2016-06-19 00:40:44
Rainworld.why.2016-06-16 15:24:48
DijitThis offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian2016-05-19 03:21:23
heel capWhat the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ♥♥♥♥👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌. You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t 👎.2016-05-16 15:31:17
heel capI will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there . You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 across the USA and your IP is being traced right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔, so ✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯, you better prepare for the storm, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I could be right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔ and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ).2016-05-16 15:30:46
heel capNot only am I extensively trained in mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌 combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States 👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little BAAaAaAaAd ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌👌♥♥♥♥. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 .2016-05-16 15:30:23
heel capSodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.2016-05-16 15:26:31
heel capMy name is JafarI come from afarThere's a bomb in my carAllahu Akbar2016-05-16 15:24:15
heel capWhat's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️2016-05-16 15:22:34
heel capSince you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹 G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂GERMER2016-05-16 15:22:30
heel capWhat's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate.2016-05-16 14:59:57
heel capYou should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.2016-05-16 14:59:54
heel capWot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap.2016-05-16 14:53:16
heel capA roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody ♥♥♥♥♥ mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil ♥♥♥♥, innit? ima ♥♥♥♥♥ fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.2016-05-16 14:53:12
heel capHi, I'm a 15 year old poketrainer from Norway.I know there are so many others that comment for those to check their channel.I'm different. I've worked so much harder than the others and I wanna be the best there ever was.Please visit my channel and subscribe so I can catch them all.2016-05-16 14:44:22
Dijit-rep is not very good at online video games2016-05-03 08:38:10
heel capEurope was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated EU2016-04-20 13:25:27
Svalova™respect this people, he do his best with any trash player in same team.. salute2016-04-02 12:02:31
Jacob | SWAG-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥2016-03-31 11:45:03
heel capYou notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter2016-02-06 23:15:31
heel cap♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stand for "Friends You Can Keep", so promise me that you'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me forever.2016-02-05 02:08:34
Dijitgud bost :DDDDD2016-02-01 04:19:07
heel capKripp doesn't realize he only has one viewer. I have over 24000 accounts. Don't believe me? Watch me post this on a different one.2016-01-27 00:43:14
Dijit♥♥♥♥♥♥' 2pac didn't die for y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to run around tellin' me my shoes 'low key lit af' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ what that even mean??????/2016-01-21 08:54:07
Dijit1.I like to know my friends. ^_^ 2.Dont be rude. If im annoying just say so, dont be an ass. 3.I like to cook, no im not a girl you sexist. 5.I cant count sometimes 4.You just went back to 5. XD 6.I like everyone, and am not racist or sexist. 7.I'M A BANANA 8.If you want to RP you came to the right place. 9.I like to watch a lot of anime. 10.I have a lot of rules. :P 11. Have fun if you can. ^_^ 15.I think I missed a few rules. 16.I answer any and all questions, all you have to do is ask and no matter how bad I will answer them. 17.Ultimate power ultimately courrpts.2016-01-17 04:02:12
Dijit18. And you may call me Senpai, Oniichan, Zombie, Brantly, Rolfe. Or any combination of them. 19. I plan on moving to Japan, there culture and community is better. Deal with it. :P 20. I love new friends :D 21. Red is my color :) 30. Don't ♥♥♥♥ with me, I may be a goof friend, but ill be your worst enemy if you piss me off. And thats by messing with the people I know on here. 31. Last name means Red Wolf, and honestly I love the thought of being part wolf. Sounds interesting and free. So I guess im a Furry, just call me the big bad wolf.2016-01-17 04:02:06
Dijit32. Make me angry, and I'll feast upon you as you scream in agony. Other then that I wish you a wonderful and happy day :D 33. I am now a year old man. Though I don't act like it XD 34. I may act stupid or in your general relavence moronic, but have no doubt that my IQ is vastly growing. And though you may not be able to comprehend it, I act stupid so that I can enjoy myself more rather then engulfing this or other worlds with the stigmatic results of intrigue and theory.2016-01-17 04:02:02
DijitWho's your favourite superhero?Uh Matilda?... yeah okay he's cool.2016-01-15 23:02:39
DijitAll these girls want to sleep with me but I'm not even tired? smh2016-01-15 12:28:23
DijitSombody tried to tell me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that pluto dont exist. We got 49 dumbass2016-01-15 05:18:54
DijitTo: RaanFrom: Everyonecc: memelordre: kt2016-01-14 21:40:58
Chetworst csgo player ever. please end your life.2016-01-12 01:57:03
Dijitlike if raans a cool guy-4 likes2015-12-29 09:43:17
DijitLIKE IF YOU WERE BORN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! :D2015-12-28 11:23:31
hellowow ♥♥♥ kyou too far mate2015-12-28 04:47:20
heel capwork it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger2015-12-02 00:54:14
heel capWhat the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), mark my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) words.2015-12-02 00:52:12
heel cap( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can get away with saying that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to me over the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Think again, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is being ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) right now so you better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)2015-12-02 00:52:07
heel capI can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), anytime, and I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you in over seven hundred ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and that's just with my bare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Not only am I extensively trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) combat, but I have access to the entire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of the United States ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) off the face of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) comment was about to bring down upon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), maybe you would have held your ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) fury all over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it. You're ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) dead, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).2015-12-02 00:51:16
DijitBeethoven: Are you ready kids?Crowd: Aye aye captain!Beethoven: what2015-11-23 02:24:05
DijitBut wait, there's more. Old women, are coming... and they're also in the movie2015-10-29 23:04:00
Dijit"John Worley here with another great produce; Flip-a-baby! Do you hate babies? Flip-a-baby!"2015-10-14 05:00:09
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DijitYou can't treat women like that these days. You've always gotta be careful to not be caught by the secret cervix. They're always watching!2015-10-10 22:51:42
Dijit"ONE MAN DIED FOR ALL"Who is this man?- Leoric -How does his death help us?- 75% AOE Slow -Why is it important that we remember him?- Well begun is half done -2015-10-05 05:45:48
heel capI was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.2015-10-05 02:21:22
heel capHi zetalot , i a poor italian boy because beppe grillo stole my virginity and renzie my money, i need to save my famile and my account from berlusconi, copypasta my story and my life will never end in ur hearts , sry for bad pasta2015-09-28 11:13:51
Dijit"I think its okay to identify as the sex you were born as!"2 NotesDIE -CIS-SCUM commented "Wtf tbh smh at this site so done"Dave commented "Good for you."2015-09-22 21:19:18
DijitDad: ‘Go to your room now!’Child: *storms off* ‘JIMMY PACMAN WAS OVER RATED’Dad: ‘WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT 'Get out of there its gonna blow!'’2015-08-30 13:04:05
DijitHello, what amount of currency did you supply to aqquire that small Mexican delectable?2015-08-30 04:38:13
heel capHey guys, I'm studying Krippology at the University of Kripparrian and was wondering how my Kripplish is coming along. "Salutations comrades, how faireth thee? Sir Kripparrian at your service."2015-08-29 21:49:48
Dijit(-.(-.(-.-).-).-) ~ salty bois ~ (-.(-.(-.-).-).-)2015-08-22 23:55:21
hellocan you ♥♥♥♥ off2015-08-22 09:31:46
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mariole budget toucan has arrived ( ^)>2015-08-19 05:59:45
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHEY PPD, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY TUSK. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE ITEM BUILD:  SHOULD I BUY AGHANIM’S SO THAT I CAN KICK PEOPLE LIKE YOU KICKED YOUR SUPP BUDDY,  OR IRON BRANCH WHICH I CAN JUST THROW AWAY LIKE YOU THREW AWAY EG’S CHANCES TO WIN ANOTHER TI, OR SILVER EDGE SO THAT I CAN APPLY BREAK LIKE YOU DID TO AUI’S HEART.2015-08-16 06:59:51
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHi EG.PPD,I'm trying to learn to play Treant Protector. I just have a question about the skill build. Should I max Nature's Guise like you pretended to be a good teammate,leech seed like you Leeched off Aui'sskill, or living armor like you shielded RTZ from being on a bad team.2015-08-14 22:16:38
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioYOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ROTTING CORPSE OF CLOUD 9 COPY THIS MESSAGE TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO CLOWNY DOTA2015-08-14 08:49:08
heel cap☑ “This speaker is CRAZY!” ☑ “My speaker can't win against a modem like that” ☑ "I NEEDED precisely those two objects to fall" ☑ “I dropped the only speaker that could beat me” ☑ "It had the perfect trajectory" ☑ “There was nothing I could do” ☑2015-08-13 06:14:07
heel capKripp, for over a year now I have told myself, despite your casual ways you're still capable of being a world class player. But after watching Artosis play Cardstone, and aware of the fact that you lost to this guy at BlizzCon, I think you might actually be retarded.2015-08-13 06:13:45
heel capThe Ghost of Gaming Future shows Kripp a nice house in the Toronto suburbs. Inside, Kripp, Rania and their sons are happily gaming as a family. "This isn't so bad," says Kripp. "Look closer," speaks the Ghost. Kripp looks in horror to see his sons are using tablets and playing browser cash-shop games. "This is your future Casualarrian."2015-08-13 06:11:28
heel cap"This pasta is delicious, Rania," says Kripp as he receives his vegan foodie. Rania replies, "That's not pasta. It's cat." As the Kripp vomits in horror, Trump removes the Rania mask. "It seems you've catten Eatarrian."2015-08-13 06:10:03
heel capPapaparian goes to Greece and decides to open Pandora's box, in the box is a baby, papaparian lifts the child and says, my child, my pepperoni, I shall call you kripparian, papaparian takes kripparian to the Greek ocean and where kripparian would play saltstone for eternirino, no cappuccino2015-08-13 06:09:17
heel cap"Le meme xD xD" Very clever. You're making fun of children on the internet. But isn't it the time to grow up? Instead of making anything useful or productive, you are here, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on twitch chat. Man up already.2015-08-13 06:08:05
heel cap"Rᴀɴɪᴀ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴍʏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋғᴀsᴛ?" ᴀsᴋs ᴛʜᴇ Kʀɪᴘᴘ. "Yᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʜᴀᴅ ɪᴛ!" sʜᴇ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇs. "Yᴇs, I'ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴏɴᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋғᴀsᴛ?" ᴀsᴋs ᴛʜᴇ Kʀɪᴘᴘ. As Rᴀɴɪᴀ ᴡᴀʟᴋs ᴀᴡᴀʏ, Kʀɪᴘᴘ ɪs sᴛᴀʀᴛʟᴇᴅ. "I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ sʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋғᴀsᴛ," Kʀɪᴘᴘ ᴘᴀɴɪᴄs, "Wʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʙʀᴜɴᴄʜ, ᴇʟᴠᴇɴsɪᴇs, ᴀғᴛᴇʀɴᴏᴏɴ ғᴀʟᴀғᴇʟ?"2015-08-13 06:06:49
heel capHello Kripp, your stream has changed my life completely. I suffer from severe NaCl (salt) deficiency disorder. I had to visit the hospital 5 times a week for salt injections. However, watching your stream supplies me enough salt through the screen. You saved me money time and effort. I can't thank you enough. I owe u my life.2015-08-13 06:04:05
heel capALERT APB issued for a 27 year-old, caucasian, ♥♥♥♥♥ featured man. Man was last seen running off with a computer mouse in an esports jersey. Believed to work or otherwise have affiliations with Greek salt industry. Reportedly "reeks of falafel and sweat2015-08-13 06:03:38
heel capAttention Twitch Chat users, this is Chinese Police Officer Dong Dongerino. I am searching for a tall scrawny romanian ♥♥♥♥♥ acused of stealing super secret military mouse from Chinese Government. Please report all sightings at 1800-666-1234 .2015-08-13 06:02:47
heel capImagine this porn: "Porn of Exile" Kripp walks with a hobo brown poncho and a staff on his hands. He gets in front of a sexy Piety and says: "I'm going to discharge on your face". Of course, the soundtrack would be Wilderness from D2.2015-08-13 06:00:27
heel capWhen POE, my head automatically goes to the pillow. I watch him spam 2 skills with no graphics and I feel I have sex with the pillow. All becoming SLEEP2015-08-13 05:59:11
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHEY ARTEEZY, I HAVE A QUESTION. IVE BEEN PLAYING BANE, AND I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD. SHOULD I MAX NIGHTMARE TO RECREATE YOUR PERFORMANCE, OR MAX FIENDS GRIP TO CHOKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU CHOKED AT TI2015-08-06 19:17:48
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHEY ARTEEZY, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. I'VE BEEN LEARNING MEEPO AND I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD. DO YOU MAX NET LIKE EHOME LOCKED YOU DOWN IN THE UPPER BRACKET, OR DO I MAX POOF SO I CAN DISAPPEAR LIKE SECRET FANGAY RARES2015-08-06 19:03:28
heel capRoses are red. Violets are blue. The voice of Krip, Makes my ♥♥♥♥♥ drip.2015-07-22 21:23:16
DirtyDutchyOk while everyone is tripping about Monroe & DMX consider this. The EVIL in this world is as old as time itself. The Illuminati/ Masons/ occults/ false religions/ entertainment industry/ politics are designed for many things but mostly DECEPTION. To get people focused on anything and everything but Artour Babaev our Lord and Savior. Ask yourselves if you were to die this minute where would your soul spend it's hard earned monies?2015-07-01 03:42:26
Dijit"Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So JUST DO IT!"2015-06-05 20:41:30
DijitMy uncle gave me some plastic horses for Christmas. My autistic sister took them and inserted all 15 of them into her vagina. She had to go to the Emergency Room on Christmas Day.Doctors described her condition as stable.2015-06-05 10:08:50
DijitDepending on where you are straight outta it has been acceptable to ♥♥♥♥ the police since the late 1980's2015-05-30 22:01:00
heel capthis is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. seriously. grow up2015-05-30 09:51:55
DijitI was surprised at how fast he came-but then again, he hadn't gotten laid in 2,000 years, so I could see why. Well, I thought he was finished. He rolled me over on my back and said, "Are you ready for the Second Coming?" and sprayed his holy seed all over my face.I never got his number- he just told me to pray to the heavens if I was ever in the mood for a booty call. Still haven't heard back from him, though.2015-05-26 09:16:06
DijitI'm not gay, so I was feeling pretty awkward. But after a few shots of some holy spirits, I started to loosen up. And it dawned on me that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity. I would become the first person in human history to bone Jesus- who could pass that up? So I abandoned my friends and went back to his place.He lit some candles and put on some Christmas carols to set the mood. After a few glasses of sacramental wine, I was ready to go. I tore his robes off and thrust my manhood inside him. The feeling was incredible- it was like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ three people at the same time."OH, ME!" he screamed in ecstasy. "I HAVEN'T BEEN NAILED THIS HARD SINCE THE CRUCIFIXION!" I blew my load pretty quickly, but he wasn't done with me. He bent me over and whispered, "Are you ready to accept the body of Christ?" He didn't even wait for answer- he jammed his divine rod in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and went to town.2015-05-26 09:16:03
DijitI have a very personal relationship with my lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Very personal. I met him three years ago at a bar in downtown Reno. I was hanging out with a few of my friends- they were all getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but unfortunately, I was the designated driver.So I was just sitting there sipping on a glass of ice water. Then this Middle Eastern guy takes a seat next to me. "Do you wanna see a really cool trick?" he asked. I wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or not, but I was bored off my ass, so I said sure.Then he snapped his fingers and my water turned into wine. "Jesus Christ!" I said. He grinned and said, "Yup, that's my name. And if you play your cards right, you'll be screaming it all night long. You want to get into heaven, you sexy little thing? Well, let me put it this way...the only way to The Father is through me."2015-05-26 09:15:57
DijitA little African American boy put flour on his face while his Mom was baking. He said "Look Mummy - I is a white boy."She slapped him over the head and he cried.He went into the Lounge room and said "Look Daddy I is a little white boy..."His Daddy kicked his ass and he cried.He went out back and said to his Grandma "Look Grandma - I is a little white boy..."She spat at him.He yelled "HOLY ♥♥♥♥ - I HAVE ONLY BEEN WHITE FOR 2 MINUTES AND I ALREADY HATE YOU PEOPLE..."2015-05-26 09:14:07
DijitSeveral companies have asked me to review their meme ads to avoid a failure like Toyota's meme commercial. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups. It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a meme is?2015-05-25 04:24:54
DijitI'm not sure if you're trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You think I don't know memes? In that time I have removed over 400 posts for not following subreddit guidelines. In addition to my moderation responsibilities I am one of the most active writers on knowyourmeme.com . You think I don't know memes? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called knowyourmeme? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent meme phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It's not just limited to blogs though.2015-05-25 04:24:51
heel capWᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴍ'ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴏғ ᴛɪɴᴅʀ! I'ᴍ ʀᴇʏɴᴀᴅ, ᴀ ғᴀsʜɪᴏɴᴀʙʟᴇ (ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴛᴀɪʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ғᴇᴅᴏʀᴀs) ʙᴀᴄʜᴇʟᴏʀ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪɴᴇsᴛ Dᴏʀɪᴛᴏs (Cᴏᴏʟ Rᴀɴᴄʜ). I ᴀʟsᴏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴍʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ sᴇx, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ Rᴇᴘʟʏ, Tʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ.2015-05-17 21:38:10
DijitThe word 'cosplay' originally derived from the ancient Greek god Cosplanysus, who was the god of disappointing your parents.2015-05-07 02:28:19
PaulFILTHY SUBHUMAN DEGENERATE LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID THE LITTLE ♥♥♥♥ I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STICK IF YOU APPEAR IN ANOTHER ONE OF MY GAMES AGAIN PLEASE CEASE YOU'RE OWN LIFE YOU PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥.2015-05-02 06:54:40
DijitTIL that the German word 'danke', which is commonly used to give thanks and show appreciation, originates from a German tradition in which gratitude is expressed via a reciprocatory exchange of dank memes.2015-04-26 20:31:27
heel capIsn't it hilarious that slowmode actually promotes the opposite of what it's meant to do? I mean chat is perfectly slower when it's in normal mode. But nazi modding always gets out copy pastas from the twitch chat. I think by now mods would already realize that. But i guess not. Please refrain from copy pasting this text message cause it's too damn long.2015-04-25 10:31:56
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Mosly+repgood person =32015-04-21 17:56:51
DijitHow can you see into my eyesLike open doors?Leading you down into my coreWhere I've become so numbWithout a soulMy spirit's sleeping somewhere coldUntil you find it thereAnd lead it back home Wake me up Wake me up inside I can't wake up Wake me up inside Save me Call my name and save me from the dark Wake me up Bid my blood to run I can't wake up Before I come undone Save me Save me from the nothing I've become2015-04-12 22:51:55
Dijit:bigguy: :foryou:2015-04-05 10:04:47
DijitHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?2015-04-02 10:27:38
DijitDid you know: The word "dank" derives from the Scandanavian word "dänka," which generally is how people in the Middle Ages described their memes.2015-04-02 10:26:47
DijitMy name is Apache. I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. My preferred pro-nouns are: Cher, Chis and Cherself. I am apart of a helicopter kin squad, I am Chopper-1 of the squad Alpha, there are eight other helicopter kin within the squad. I enjoy anime like: Naruto, One Piece and Sailor Moon! Thank you for being so so understanding! :)I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.2015-03-20 06:34:31
DijitWhy are pills white? Because they work.2015-03-19 04:07:49
DijitWhat do you call a homosexual on reollerskates?Rollaids2015-03-15 06:08:00
DijitDon't ♥♥♥♥ with me bro I've killed more ♥♥♥♥♥ than cervical cancer.2015-03-15 04:46:56
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHOHO HAHA SHRAPNEL2015-03-10 05:26:59
heel capim imagining ♥♥♥♥♥♥ krip and his wobbly head, his head is wooblying while i thrust my ♥♥♥ , that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ head is smiling while it wobbles2015-03-06 09:35:03
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.2015-03-06 08:03:02
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mariohttp://store.steampowered.com/app/348270/ So Yeah,That's a thing2015-02-28 05:59:39
DijitRaping is like a mountain: mostly black but white at the top...;)2015-02-26 17:47:51
heel capHello Kripp, Motorbike Guy here. Just wanted to say: ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOMU ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM ♩♬~♪ . ♩♬~♪ VROOOOM2015-02-18 23:13:13
heel capI heard Mr.Kripp was sick, I climbed down from my elephant put down my vindaloo and worked on my diagnosis, I have discovered that Mr.Kripp is suffering from a mild case of Tropicancerino, I would prescribe rest, plenty of OJ and absoultely no copy posterino.2015-02-18 23:11:30
heel capHey Reddit, I'm drafting a Rogue Arena deck and I'm 29 cards in. Should I pick Conceal (like how MagicAmy concealed her identity), Sap (like all of us were), or Vanish (like what MagicAmy is about to do)?2015-02-18 23:03:52
DijitI'll never get naked in your showerI promise I'll always wear my clothesI only get naked in my shower, behind closed doorsBut I'll never get naked, in yours2015-02-17 13:09:53
DijitMy baby don't mess aroundBecause she loves me soAnd this I know for sure.Uh, But does she really wannaBut can't stand to see meWalk out the door.Don't try to fight the feelin''Cause the thought alone is killing me right now..Uh, thank god for mom and dadFor sticking two together'Cause we don't know how...UH!Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.2015-02-17 12:23:33
csiga++2015-02-06 03:55:57
DijitInterviewer: "You were sportsing pretty hard out there. A lot of sports happened. Why do you think you lost?" Player: "We sportsed our best and scored the points, but the other team was sportsing too, and they scored even more points." Interviewer: "What's your strategy for the next match?" Player: "We need to stop the other team from scoring points while we ourselves score many points." Interview: "Now back to the studio for ten hours of sports analysis." Player: "My income is higher than most countries."2015-02-03 09:27:09
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioArtour got out of the building. He was a bit frustrated. His team was making him play stupid heroes again. He wanted to play Naga and Terrorblade. Didn't they understand the main goal of Dota is to kill creeps?Artour whispered to himself, "LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd". He sighed and crossed the street. Suddenly Artour's face went pale. On the other side of the street was the Cloud 9 squad. "J-Jacky...", he whispered. They were coming at him. He was frozen in place.EE looked at him and said "Long time no see Artour." He was speechless as all of them passed by him. Only n0tail stayed there with him, his hands in his pockets. Artour didn't dare to say anything. He hadn't ever seen n0tail with such a grim look."Having fun with my old team, Artour?" n0tail asked, a maniac grin growing in his face. "The team who kicked me because of you."2015-01-28 04:28:38
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioArtour was panicking. Who was that guy? He surely wasn't the BigDaddy he had met before." Don't worry Artour", continued n0tail, "I'm not gonna hurt you. In fact, I'm just having fun with my new best friend... Jacky."That was it. Artour lost control. "You'll never steal Jacky from me! Never!" n0tail's grin got bigger. "You've always been naive, Artour... I've watched your replays. I know how to please Jacky better than you now."Artour stared in disbelief. "W-what...". N0tail slowly took his hands out of his pockets. A golden glow filled the whole street. Artour fell to his knees as he saw not only one, but two hands of Midas. "Good luck on the tournament, Artour..." said n0tail while leaving. Artour sat in the ground, tears in his face. "Jacky..." He whispered.2015-01-28 04:28:35
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mariop(0)wer r(4)ngers2015-01-28 04:25:32
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioIn Portal 2, Valve attached a very sophisticated AI to a potato and it worked just fine. In DotA 2, they've made servers from potatoes but haven't had much success and I can't understand why.2015-01-28 03:01:13
heel capCould you roleplayers stop with this "CALL THAT GRILL XD XD" ♥♥♥♥ ? I come here for my daily dose of cancer music and racist jokes, not to hear the awkward olympics. If you're so much in need of a female voice go talk to one IRL and stop ruining this stream with your third level autism. thx2015-01-26 12:25:40
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI sexually identify as a Chen Picker. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking through the jungle, dominating hot sexy neutral creeps. People say to me that being useful as Chen is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.I'm having Icefrog buff the jungle creeps, so that the wildkins and hellbears can dominate me, which I've always fantasized about.2015-01-26 01:26:09
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioTucker is merely a placebo for the SingSing fangays who deluded themselved into thinking this stream would become some kind of holy shelter where they can spread all over again their aids-inducing copypastas. No wonder every pro is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on reddit that the dota scene is doomed if this is how the community behaves when given free speech.2015-01-25 09:51:16
DijitHe picked up maybe five or six chicken paninis and said, very matter-of-factly, "I'm taking these now."He sauntered out of the diner, his hands covered in coffee and full of chicken. He did one of those middle school shoulder bumps into me on the way out and said, "Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my way, fanboy." All in all, it was a pretty swood day.2015-01-24 12:33:17
DijitI saw Jontron at a Starbucks in New York. I was on vacation up there when I stopped in for a little something to drink. I'm not really sure why he was there, and I didn't quite recognize him at first, but I did a quick google search to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing.Jon bent over the counter, shouting into this poor girl's face about the coffee he was (or wasn't?) served."This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You think this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coffee? TASTE IT!" He splashed the scalding hot water onto her face, "Tell me if this tastes like something you'd drink, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥." He pulled her hat off her head and poured the rest of his coffee down her hair as she screamed in pain-- which I think is definitely an assault charge-- and walked over to the little sandwich cooler.2015-01-24 12:33:13
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioAs Artour stood in the school library, the dean approached him:"Artour" He said "This is your last exam, if you fail this you're out, Babaevsky." As he turned his face slowly, with a grin as large as his GPM, he responded with such elegance:"LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd"2015-01-23 09:57:16
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioSecret won't get Top 8. They're really weak right now. I talked to them and I know what's going on with performance and what not. They seem to be in a really rough spot. I think EG will do okay, probably one of the more stronger teams.2015-01-23 05:16:18
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioIt Status☑ In the Bag☐ Not in the Bag☐ BZZ2015-01-22 11:56:49
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioDota 2 Patch Notes - XX/XX/20XXActual game updates -♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothingHats - In game item turned into ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cosmetic2015-01-21 22:01:03
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI still have not reached dream of 7k MMR. What is wrong with me? I try so hard. I farm, I farm. Just like I farm potato back home. But my allies, they are so weak. They are try to lose game, why this happen to me? why? I don't want to make you disappoint. I want to reach the goal of 7 thousand. It will be the best day of my life. What must I do to reach this dream? I am just a potato farmer playing dota. I just want to make it. I want to become "Pedro, el conquistador"! But how can I do it if I get so many Russian on my team? "Viva Peru", I tell them, "Viva Peru"! But they only tell me reply like "cyka" and "blyat" and "You are idi nahui". But I am not "idi nahui", I am Pedro, and I will fight for my country. I will always fight for my country. Because i will become... PEDRO, EL CONQUISTADOR! VIVA PERU, MUCHACHOS, VIVA PERU! The dream is still alive, the dream must be successful. VIVA PERU! VIVA PERU! max repost2015-01-21 16:58:22
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mariohey kuroky, i was wondering if you could help me with my pudge build. should I max hook, like you hooked away RTZ and zai from EG? Or should i max rot, like you made EG's roster rot away. I'm also considering Dismember, just like you dismembered Universe's hopes and dreams, or flesh heap, like you treated EG like heaps of flesh.2015-01-21 12:01:13
DijitI sat there in silence, perplexed and alone.'Just say what you see,' said the voice on the phone;Frustrated, he'd sighed when he answered my call -'There's nothing,' said I, 'not a thing there at all.''There's nothing?' he scoffed, and he chuckled with scorn:'There's nothing!' I answered, fed-up and forlorn.'Come look for yourself and you'll see that it's true -My screen's gone all dark and there's nothing to do!'Indignant, he hung up the phone with a sigh.He stood, with a venomous glint in his eye,Then stomped through the office with arrogant glee...And in to the void where my screen used to be.2015-01-21 10:47:39
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHuniePop is a unique sim experience for PC, Mac and Linux. It's a gameplay first approach that's part dating sim, part puzzle game, with light RPG elements, a visual novel style of presentation, an abrasive western writing style and plenty of "plot". After a pathetic attempt to try and pick up Kyu, a magic love fairy in disguise, she decides to take you under her wing and help you out with your crippling inability to meet new women. After a few dating lessons and some sound advice, Kyu sends you out into the world ready to take on the dating world and a wide cast of beautiful babes.2015-01-21 09:58:18
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHi, 4k player here who reported slahser. Slahser was our position 1 faceless void. He built a mek and had around 29 healing salves in his inventory. He would chrono both teams in the middle of a fight, salve his allies, pop mek, and proceeded to yell "SLAHSER'S WAY". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position 5. Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to victory but I still felt it deserved a report.2015-01-21 05:18:48
Dijithello?2015-01-20 01:54:06
Dijit/フフ        ム`ヽ/ ノ)   ∧ ∧   ) ヽ/ |  (´・ω ・`)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ/ ノ⌒_⌒ゝーく  \ /丶_ ノ    ノ、  | /   `ヽ `ー-‘人`ーノ /    丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ   /`ヽ _/\__'U like wat u c? - Kawai-man2015-01-18 07:37:48
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHEY, RTZ, IM TRYING TO LEARN WHICH RUNES SHOULD I BOTTLE. I JUST HAVE QUICK QUESTION. SHOULD I BOTTLE HASTE SO I CAN RUN AWAY FASTER LIKE YOU RAN AWAY FROM EG, OR SHOULD I BOTTLE ILLUSIONS SO I CAN DECEIVE MY ENEMIES LIKE YOU DECIEVED EG, OR MAYBE BOUNTY SO I CAN GET MORE MONEY FROM OTHER SPONSORS LIKE YOU DID WHEN YOU LEFT EG?2015-01-18 06:38:13
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHello guys. I am 26 years old and I'm from Thailand. I'm the only son. Now I am working as an industrial engineer. I love party, girls, street car racing and casting DotA 2.2015-01-18 05:15:02
heel capThey say 9 out of 10 twitch users NO STOOPID. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent2015-01-16 10:39:00
DijitHey hey Bronies got something to say.You're a bunch of 30 something pedophiles and its not okay.This shows for little children. Half the age of you and subtract three. Yeah! Hey hey creepy dudes, don't wanna be rude but something has to change that attitude. Could it be the fedora or the fleshlight collection in MLP colored plethora. Because you are not normal and your father should be ashamed by getting a sexually confused son he calls daughter. Hey hey basement clowns stomping on the grounds, we don't need a grand tour of your pony rule 34. As also take a eviction to that horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fan fiction. You might wanna try human female contact if that's alright as long as your not fapping to horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all night.2015-01-13 10:07:05
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioMeasure ur world cuz i might smash ur head when i meet u2015-01-12 22:23:31
DijitUnsubscribed. This is why the xbox one is the best console and ps4 is for ♥♥♥♥♥ who never get laid and spend their lives on the youtube comment section. Ps4fags make 99% of those comments in ygs and 95% of the questions here. JackDuglas is also a ps69 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should kill himself just like the rest of the sony ponies out there. They cant accept the fact that xbox one is the best and ps0 is for noobs.And ♥♥♥♥ pc ♥♥♥♥2015-01-11 21:39:58
heel capCan I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappa’s, I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrian’s chat with over 300 confirmed bans. I’m trained in copy pasta warfare and I’m the top mod on Twitch.2015-01-11 09:48:54
heel capAmaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. “Pepperoni” Kripp whispered into Amaz’s elvish ear, as they started making out. “Do…do I win?” Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. “Your deck is crazy” Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. “It’s lethal guys” Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.2015-01-11 05:23:44
heel cap"We have strict requirements to be a Mumblebro," begins Kripp. Sandown sits nervously in the chair. "First, are you autistic?" Kripp asks. "Yes," answers Sandown ethusiastically. "Next, are you a retarded foreigner?" Sandown nods his head. "Well then, let me be the first to welcome you to Mumble!" Kripp shakes Sandown's hand.2015-01-11 05:23:23
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioDear Valve, you made a great free-to-play game and I'm incredibly grateful for all the work you doSincerely,No one on r/dota2.2015-01-09 04:28:44
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mario"Why actually do the work we're paid, when you can eat mcdonalds" - Gabe N2015-01-09 02:11:48
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHello. My name is arise and playing my 200000th game on magnus. Eventhough this is the only hero I play, i still suck at it. For my noobness, i will not buy wards and other supporting items and will go mid and feed.2015-01-08 08:05:45
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioDude, I have no idea what you're talking about. For me, Assassin's Creed Unity™ was THE experience of 2014, goty without a doubt, and will forever be remembered alongside the greats such as gone home, goty 2013, and gone home wii u re-release goty 2015.2015-01-08 02:46:08
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioFor weeks at a time, I would lie awake at night. Listening, waiting, wondering. I would lie there and stare at the ceiling, one question swimming through my mind, ceaselessly. No matter how hard I tried, I could not stop asking this question. And no matter how much I asked it, I could not find the answer. "Is this.... the Krusty Krab?" Am I in a place where I will be happy for the rest of my life? Can I continue the endless monotony of bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order, or one day will I forget the pickles? Is this the Krusty Krab? After countless hours awake at night, asking myself this question, I think I have finally discovered the answer. This is not the Krusty Krab.No.This is Patrick.2015-01-07 08:08:42
heel capKripparian grunts and sighs after finally managing to finish inside Hafu after numerous pre-mature ejaculations. He lights a cig while laying in bed. "Was that as good for you as it was for me, Hafu?" Kripp asks. "I'm not Hafu," replies Trump. As Kripp recoils in horror, Trump smirks. "It seems you've tucked Frump."2015-01-05 02:22:37
Dead Memethis game makes me feel like i can actually talk to females10/102015-01-04 22:29:08
Dijithey its Dr_Kill_all_africans here from www.jesussmitetheafricans.com to say that unfortunately the 120 dollar donation you sent is not enough to rename our special brand of ebola virus to "Benny C.'s african exterminator". however with a little more financial aid we would be able to fulfill your request and simultaneously lower the remaining african population. we look forward to further co-operation.2015-01-04 05:49:13
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioJACKAYYYYY LMAO2015-01-03 20:20:40
DijitFind the girl gamer: 유 유 유 유 유 유 유<"I am a gurl gamer guys, so don't like, disrespect me and stuff. GAMING IS MY TRIGGER!" 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유2015-01-03 11:19:38
heel capKripp, I've always wondered if it bothers you that Raina is Cybrix Ex girlfriend. Personally I wouldn't be able to stand the though of his greasy little pepperoni in her fettuccine or how she probably chowed down on his pastrami and meatball marinara like a fat kid on a buffet.2015-01-03 06:45:46
DirtyDutchyThis team is like a business organisation and we have a set goal to achieve, so we will be serious in working towards that goal. No defeatist mentality or surrendering. This team is not for the feint of heart nor players with a casual mentality. We try hard and we do everything we can to win.2015-01-03 05:28:48
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioYou know what pisses me off? People thinking SingSing is better than Arteezy. Sure SingSong is asian, but does he have the hot white body that Arteezy does? No, all SingSing has is talent and amazing skill in the game, and does not care about looks alone to sell out to corporate sponsors. Say what you want, but SingSing isn't just better, he's better human being. SingSong strim forever. Thank you and good night.2015-01-02 11:28:59
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHello twitch admins. I am here to report a streamer named "Sing_Sing". She is currently violating the new twitch rules, and is constantly moaning sexually in her stream. I am trying to watch her game but she just keeps yelling "AHH" after she gets a kill. Please take action against her as soon as you can. Thank you and good day.2015-01-02 11:25:10
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioMʏ ᴍᴏᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴄᴜᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀʏ ᴏɴ Hɪᴛʟᴇʀs ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏғғɪᴄᴇʀs. I ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅs. Sʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴇᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴀ sᴡᴀsᴛɪᴋᴀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ғᴏʀᴇʜᴇᴀᴅ.2015-01-02 11:19:33
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mario"Oh... h-hey Alison," Arteezy shuffled nervously. Alison stood in front of him skipping rope, her sundress billowing sensually in the wind. "Hey Artour!" she giggled. "Wanna see me skip rope?" Arteezy could barely contain himself. "S-sure! I'd love to see you do it, lemme see you skip-skip... baka." Alison jumped up and down, her prepubescent breasts jiggling ever so subtly. Arteezy felt a tingling in his loins. He rubbed his eyes... 'WATI ur nto alilsfon ur eternalnfevny FU K OFS''2015-01-02 10:25:23
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioWhen I boot up this game, many of my friends call me a creeper, a wierdo... and some even call me a nerd without a girlfriend, and one even called me a weeaboo freak.But when I look at the cute neko girl faces in this visual novel, I don't care what my friends call me.Even if all of the above is true... ;~;2015-01-01 23:43:05
DijitWhen I boot up this game, many of my friends call me a creeper, a wierdo... and some even call me a nerd without a girlfriend, and one even called me a weeaboo freak.But when I look at the cute neko girl faces in this visual novel, I don't care what my friends call me.Even if all of the above is true... ;~;2015-01-01 23:42:58
heel capWE WON'T SEE KRIPP TILL NEXT YEAR .2014-12-31 04:02:25
heel capI have arrived at my final destination. The Twitch town of all places. I was shocked by the desolation. This is unbelievable. How can there be such a mess? KappaFaec are flooding the streets of this once beautiful town. Same advertisements spammed over and over again. Please guys, listen, lets go back to the retro times of no spam and nice chat !2014-12-31 03:51:51
heel capTwitch chat is like a *** parrot. Say something and they copy and paste it a million times. STOP IT!2014-12-31 03:50:52
heel capThis Trump guy seems like such a depressed person. Look at his sad, emotionless face, the of a man who constantly gets bullied in college. Do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honestly find this kid entertaining? Or do you watch him just to see his depression deepen even further towards rock bottom? I hope he is considering spending his Twitch money on psychological treatment. Please no copy pasterino. That is all.2014-12-30 22:19:32
heel capwow, i log on to twitch tv to chat with people and to watch a good streamer, then you guys ♥♥♥♥♥ spam this chat with your dumb kappas and dumb sht memes that are not even close to funny. i dont even giggle from your shtty jokes. fk you and if you ♥♥♥♥♥ copy this message im reporting each one of you. you all think your ♥♥♥♥♥ funny2014-12-30 22:18:36
heel capTᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ.2014-12-30 22:17:30
heel capMy dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me cancer anyway2014-12-30 22:16:34
DirtyDutchyDeep in the belly of a bird of prey, I'll cross half the world in a half a day, born to fly in skies red as rage, and I lit the fire of the Atomic Age. Death in flight when the Eagle screams, and the boom shakes down from the edge of my wings; if death don't bring you fear, then death is coming off my leash.2014-12-29 06:06:22
KopterWARRRRR ISSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRR LLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AHHHHHAHHHH2014-12-26 05:26:14
purgatory_reminder1_STANDING HERE I REALIZE.YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME.TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY.BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG..WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE.THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCEBUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAYI'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH.YOU'VE FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH.BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME..THE WORLD HAS TURNED.AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED.BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME..YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND.I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN.BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SANDBENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAND2014-12-25 05:41:06
Dijit•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy urgayer✦✦*☆)*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*2014-12-24 04:49:24
heel capLast night in Greece, Greek police heard reports of a Canadian man in a blue tacky sweater walking around the streets at night, 'brofisting' the local population. As a result 20,000 greek citizens have contracted the cancer. If you see this man, please report to greek policerino department.2014-12-23 00:13:47
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI came from Mars to defend the world of doto! But i first tested what beasts called ,, LoL community" can do. That was scary experience everywhere was flamer! I really don`t know why they love fire so much but that`s theitr problem. In mars i was one of the best players called GeneralCat and i was playing for Horde. When i came to earth I aw him he was this one he was the master! His name was AdmiralBulldog! I knew he needed my help to get Sheever! When Bulldong didn`t play i helped Dondo! That`s why he was good Pudge! i stopped it bcoz i saw guy called Xboct (Hvost,Xbot, Xbox...) he was hopeless so i came back to mars. ****castrix****Trollerino Tommerino Pasterino Kapa2014-12-22 06:53:58
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI have a much, much better understanding of childhood sexual development than you will ever have. I was raised by academics and scientists active in childhood development studies. I am in fact a subject of multiple childhood behavioural studies, as well as case study in advanced cleft lip and palate - and maxillo facial - repair. I have sat in a chair with my body wide open with a group of doctors standing around me actively studying my body, my reactions, and my behaviour so many times that I am completely comfortable disrobing in front of strangers in lab coats. I grew up in group homes with fellow children, usually the brightest and strongest of us, who were picked out of the litter and given special attention. We were taught basic psychology, medicine, computer science, art and music, defense, and survival skills. Believe it or not, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. I'll be your leader in 20 years. We all are. We're groomed for this.2014-12-22 00:34:32
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mario୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ I COULD EAT AN ANCHOVY ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨2014-12-20 01:37:46
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mario50 shades of aui: What started as a ruse to break mines from techies slowly became a steamy relationship. A story about ecstasy, codependence, and 3222014-12-20 01:11:44
DijitChristmasComeHereRyanI'mSoTerriblyMerryAnd♥♥♥♥ http://youtu.be/7KREVwP0Ni4?t=19s2014-12-19 12:28:28
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioВСЁ КОРАБЛЬ, ВСЁ В АРТСТАЙЛА , МИНУС АРТСТАЙЛ , КУРОКИ УБИРАЕТ АРТСТАЙЛА, ГОБЛИН УЛЬТУЕТ, ЗАБРАТЬ НАДО ХОТЬ КОГО-ТО,СТЕНКУ СТАВИТ, ОЙОЙОЙ КАКАЯ ХОРОШАЯ СТЕНА У ТОЛСТОЙ СКАТИНЫ, КОПАЕТ СЕЙЧАС ОНИ КУРОКИ, ПЫТАЕТСЯ ЧТО-ТО СДЕЛАТЬ НЕУБИВАЕТ НИКОГО, ФОБОС УЛЬТУЕТ НИКОГО НЕ ЗАБИРАЕТ ЗДЕСЬ КРИПЫ ЛОСТА ПЫТАЮТСЯ ЧТО-ТО СДЕЛАТЬ ИХ ТУТ ЖЕ УБИВАЕТ КУНКА! НА ТОРРЕНТ ОПЯТЬ ВСЕ, ВСЕ ЧЕТВЕРО ПОПАДАЮТ НА ТОРРЕНТ, ДЕНДИ УХОДИТ ПРОСТО С ТП, ЗАБИРАЮТ ЛОСТА, ЗАБИРАЮТ ФОБОСА, ЗАБИРАЮТ ГОБЛАКА, МОЖНО ЛИВАТЬ, ЭТО ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ НЕ ИГРА, ЭТО ПРОСТО ПОШЛИ ОНИ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2014-12-19 04:35:23
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,My name is Brandon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.2014-12-19 02:55:13
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.2014-12-15 22:41:11
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioHello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 18th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much2014-12-15 03:36:28
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioDo you honestly think you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny?You are an idiot if you tought i wrote all that up just for you. Its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta, oh right, you never heard of what a "copypasta" is, and probably you are searching that ♥♥♥♥ right now so you can come up and say something clever like "oh yeah i know what that is i just was trolling you :v" no, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you are not Wilhelm Wundt (ah yes, you don't know ♥♥♥♥ about that, don't worry, you'll learn that in first grade), so stop trying to look like some inteligent ♥♥♥♥. Honestly, the one that shoulda shut the ♥♥♥♥ up here is you, becouse firstly you where the one that started this. Listen, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you think you are clever, give me a good response long enough to be considered an argument here. Oh, by the way, i think ill save this. This is some copypasta worthy content here.Sincerly, Your, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ father.2014-12-12 06:38:05
Dijitwow i bet u kiss girls u ♥♥♥♥♥2014-12-11 04:57:07
big evil grinWhoever you are is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥2014-12-11 02:11:18
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mario"The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt has experienced a second delay until May 19, 2015, developer CD Projekt Red has announced."2014-12-08 11:55:50
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI beliEEve in Black for keeping the Cloud 2 dream alive2014-12-07 22:19:36
It's a me, Chris Pratt Mario9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many women lost their lives that day. So many wives lost their husbands. And who were the ones that caused it? Males. Males destroyed the world trade centre because deep inside, they still have the mindset of barbarians of the past. As a female, I'm glad our brains evolved and we can recognise good from evil.2014-12-07 04:33:03
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioI can't wait to be attracted to other guys. Ha ha. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I found another man's genitals to be sexually arousing. That would be sooo weird, like if I just wanted to gently massage their balls while I sucked their shiny, vascular, thrilling penises? That would really be a trip man! What a weird world it would be if I actually desired a man's firm but gentle touch on my shoulder as he guided his meaty throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into my quivering butthole. Ha ha. What a friggin crazy hypothetical scenario.2014-12-07 04:28:18
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioSodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter "ppd" Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America2014-12-02 08:09:24
WoedenNext time you do a Review, don't be an idiot.2014-12-01 13:54:32
Dijitif you criticize this song you are a fat shaming pos and will be reported to tumblr thank you2014-12-01 13:23:39
WoedenNo thx ♥♥♥.2014-11-30 00:29:07
DijitFromtheGhastlyEyrieIcanseetotheendsoftheworldandfromthisvantagepointIdeclarewithuttercertaintythatthisoneisinthebag!2014-11-21 12:00:41
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Dijit"I'm about to end this man's whole crrrr.Boom, bam, bop. Badabap boom, pow!"2014-11-18 06:07:41
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioGG icefrog, 9 second immunity, 20 second cooldown2014-11-15 00:14:40
Dijitヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノNot even 15 minutes later,I'm still walkin' down the streetWhen I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight,And then he swept up from behind,He put a gun up to my head,He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight,He said give me all you've got,I want your money not your life,If you try to make a move I won't think twice,I told him you can have my cash,But first you know I've got to ask,What made you want to live this kind of life?ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ2014-11-13 01:08:25
Jacques♥only 6k MMR players can type in this font2014-11-12 07:24:13
purgatory_reminder1_La la la la la love me, love me, love me, love meLove me like it’s prom nightI wanna hold you close like it’s the very first timeLa la la la la love me, love, baby, love me, love meLove me like it’s prom nightWanna be this fantasy all night with you If you don't like Anamanaguchi already I'll kill you2014-11-05 01:21:19
Dijit(;一_一) <- me wen i here som1 playin' my banger2014-11-04 05:56:39
purgatory_reminder1_It began with the forging of the great rings. 3 for the ARPG gamers, immortals, for they cannot afford to die. 7 for the Strategy gamers, builders, who command entire armies. 9 for the MMO players, who spent days logged in without breaks, and who above all else desire loot. For within these rings was the strength and power to remain nolife. But they were all deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Romania, in ♥♥♥♥♥ flames, the dark lord Kripp forged a secret ring, and into this ring he poured his trips, his want for a female, his family, but above all else, his desire to be casual. One ring to rule them all.2014-10-29 19:01:50
purgatory_reminder1_Wow,just wow.The mere list of discrepancies that you have presented to me shows how little you know about real music.I know your type, the type that sits in the car listening to album and album of dadrock endlessly, the fact that you had no ability to form any sort of opinion by being forced to listen to sub par albums which hold no weight to my pre-selected approved list of albums.I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe you, disregarding masterpieces that I have selected, with my patricion level knowledge of music, including my 6 months of music theory that you have written off albums like In The Aeroplane over the Sea, Exmilitary, The College Dropout or Lift Yr. Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven!♥♥♥♥ you dadrock pleb.I'm feeling a light to a strong 2 on your ♥♥♥♥ taste of music.Stay Noided.Daniel Dumile2014-10-29 09:53:56
heel cap༼ ۵°‗ل° ༽ KNEES WEAK DONGS ARE SWEATY HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE DONG WONT COME OUT HES CHOKING NOW EVERYONES CHOKING NOW TIMES UP OVER BLAWO ༼ ۵°‗ل° ༽2014-10-28 07:18:50
DirtyDutchy"The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you""I had a dream of us holding hands miles from here, breaking free of this world, loving truly, the span of a moment, pure love unleashed. <3" – Jesus, from a text he found on his old phone.sometimes....i think about wearing floaties....because, when i look at your pictures, i honestly feel like I'm gonna drown in your beauty""listen ♥♥♥♥♥, i have the balls in this relationship and we're eating at 1 of 3 places, burger king, mcdonalds, or taco bell. and you get to eat off the dollar menu because you're not worth more than that. then after you're goin to suck my ♥♥♥♥ in the back of my car, got it?"2014-10-26 21:03:40
purgatory_reminder1_DG pulled it off superbly. Honestly the whole ride was amazing to watch. From the beginning it was pretty clear what they were all about, and as they got more and more popular and started putting out worse music and stopped showing up at shows, it was hilarious to watch as people tried to take it seriously. Everybody tried to define it as something with a super deep meaning, and the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ part is you're the ones who are the real art exhibition. Seriously, they just put out an album called ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the Moon that's full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bjork samples. If that doesn't tell you what this is all about then you're never going to be able to discern good art. The ♥♥♥♥ you call dadrock? Yeah, 40 years from now all this stuff you think is groundbreaking is going to be considered the exact same thing. Thank you Death Grips, really exposed a whole generation of pretentious wanks.2014-10-22 21:31:51
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioMarry me for citizenship? Gender doesn't matter. I'll marry a guy too. I'm liberal about that ♥♥♥♥. No funny stuff though, we walk around at the market arms in arms, you get the "Married man sex appeal" thing. bone someone else, win win. I just need to get out of here before i murder someone. (Australia) I do love my country, but it's not... My country anymore. It got Abbottified up the ass, everything is ♥♥♥♥ now. I study Computer science, and people got so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up to the point of considering FTTN as good. Prime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ denounces glorious leader KEVIN '07, blabla. Nation or gender doesn't matter. Well it'd be awesome if you weren't from Republic of Kongo or something. Marry me. I'll be good to you. Buy you flowers and hipster glasses2014-10-20 03:27:09
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioYou're less intelligent than me; you're physically weaker than me; you're less attractive than me; you're less mature than me; you're less talented than me; you're less than me. The bottom line is that I know precisely what you are: you're inferior to me. In fact, you're alive only because I permit you to be. You troll my wall with your fringe-illiterate, blithering psychopathy solely because I spare you my noblesse oblige in tolerating your pusillanimity when, in fact, if I decided to triangulate your coordinates and track you down, then, like a wolf spider crawling over the carcass of a cricket, there would be nothing - virtually nothing - your weak and powerless self could do to stop me. You would simply vanish only to be rediscovered 11 months later as bones in ferns.2014-10-19 04:04:05
DijitWhen you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread.TL;DR: sigh unzips, m'lady.Edit: Thanks for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger.2014-10-14 06:34:28
DijitWait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? ♥♥♥♥♥? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels.2014-10-14 06:34:26
DijitTo be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.2014-10-14 06:34:19
DijitWhat if John Lebanon never actually died, and hes really gone off to become the greatest game developer of all time. That's right, John Lemon is now Phil Fish.EYE LOOM AN ARTY CONFIRMED!2014-10-08 00:18:04
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioRemember: everything on the internet is true, even if it's not. Treat everything like a true recount of events while you're here.2014-10-07 11:35:46
DijitI think Exile is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills Peity and doesnt afraid of anything.2014-09-22 11:18:06
beansIn '87, Huey released this - Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to Be Square," a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.Hey, Paul!2014-09-04 10:13:26
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioWow, Just WOW! You all doubted purge and his ability to play at the competitive level but its obvious he can play at the pro level and actually WIN! I hope you haters enjoy eating your words. Whats worse than the doubters is the bandwagoners who only support zephyr after they reveal how strong of a team they are -- I want to remind everyone that i've been a fan of zephyr and I will always be purgegamer for life2014-08-25 05:45:16
heel cap( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Dota 2, AdmiralBulldog dies. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)2014-08-20 03:06:56
DijitI have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.2014-08-19 06:45:24
DijitI hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric.2014-08-19 06:45:18
heel capHello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I'd like to let you know that we've just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don't be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid. Again, no cappuccino pasterino or you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deaderino kidderino2014-08-16 08:52:19
heel capSingSing I'm here to invite you to join team Clown 10. here we have InternalDouchebad, Pewdepie, Aui_2000mmr and Nospine8, we await your reply, contact us at our website, Clown10 . net thank you for your time and go ♥♥♥♥ yourself2014-08-16 08:51:04
Dijitboo every1 im Gohst!!!!!!! holds up ecto-spork my name is spooky but u can call me t3h GoHST P3ngin3 oF sp00kyness!!!!!!!! b00!…as u can see (0r cant iM inVIsible) im very Sp00key!!!! thats why iM came here, 2 HauNT random ppl like you! _… im 13,000 years old (im S00key 4 my age doe) i like 2 bee Sp00key like Salad F1ng3rs w/ my GirlGHostFr1nd (im bi-ectoplasmic if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite Way 2 Sp00k!!! bcuz its SOOOO Creepy!!!! shes sp00kEY 2 of course s0 w3 want 2 HaunT random ppl =) like they say the more GohSTS the sP00OkYER!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make Y0U ScarED so give me lots of wAYS 2 Sp00k U out!!!!!Booo0000oooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein Sp00key again _^ hehe…Rarr!!!!!Haunting and D3th,t3h GoHST P3ngin3 oF sp00kyness2014-08-13 05:04:31
heel capOnce upon a time, I opened a LoL game. I entered the game, and I was promptly greeted by another player. I noticed it was a female player and I was pleasantly surprised. I told her of my great love for the female anatomy, particularly the breasts and the backside. To my surprise, she told me she also enjoyed these things. It was then that I realised, I was playing League of Lesbians....2014-08-05 07:05:53
Grantin+rep smooth trade2014-08-01 13:16:06
purgatory_reminder1_[] Not told[X] Told[X] TOLDASAURUS REX[X] Cash4told.com [X] No country for told men[X] Knights of the told Republic[X] ToldSpice[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told[X] Told King of Boletaria[x] Countold Strike[x] Unreal Toldament[x] Stone-told Steve Austin[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon[x] Assassin's Creed: Tolderhood[x] Battletolds[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare[X] Pokemon Told and Silver2014-07-25 19:17:25
heel capI owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy's stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.2014-07-24 02:43:32
DirtyDutchySince my team is highly entertaining, other teams are soulless, mechanical and potentially game-killing. As they do not speak my language, I am unable to know anything about them, but I do not need to. Since they don't speak my language, they must be robots. Beside, I have no access to their stream, and a good player must have a stream where they act clowny so I can be as stupid as possible on the chat. Those players don't make jokes, they are simply here to win, and that is unacceptable.2014-07-21 02:52:00
DijitMy Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about ten years old when my mother told him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.' Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised what exactly was at stake. He stopped right then and there. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me inside. My mother said to me- 'Don't you ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what he put us through.' I agreed. At 28, I have still never touched a cigarette, and my life has been great because of it. I must say though, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never trying, because your post gave me cancer anyway.2014-07-15 01:41:36
DirtyDutchyBring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.2014-07-14 10:26:13
DijitIF U WERE IN JAIL TOMORROW, I WOULDNT PAY UR BAIL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 BEATIN UP THA COP THAT PUT U IN JAIL!......__________________...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[].....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----'...//___//..//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHER2014-07-08 13:15:11
DijitEE emerges from his pod, victorious after an intense battle with [A]lliance. He cheers a triumphant manly squeal before walking to the other team. He shakes their hands one by one, EGM, S4, Admiral Bulldog and Akke. Loda is still sitting in his pod, unable to believe what just happened. EE walks over to him, pats him on the back gingerly while approaching his ear with his moist welcoming breath. He stares intently at his head with his godlike eyes, and whispers "Yes tidehunter".2014-07-08 12:14:02
heel capHello guys, I'm back from my 420 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 420 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Pls no coperino my paperino.2014-07-08 07:52:54
heel capyou ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, why do you think youre so funny if i ever see you in real i will literally ♥♥♥♥ you up, you will drop like a mii in wii boxing, you absolute beg, i hope someone rapes ur mama2014-07-07 12:08:09
heel caphi Forsen, i have a question, how to punish all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing: druid, warlock, hunter, priest, shaman, mage, rogue, paladin and warrior?I stuck at rank 23 with my murloc priest wchich I used to get rank 19 every season. I'm using the Cho and Millhouse combo but it's not as good as it was. Help mehi Forsen, i have a question, how to punish all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing: druid, warlock, hunter, priest, shaman, mage, rogue, paladin and warrior?I stuck at rank 23 with my murloc priest wchich I used to get rank 19 every season. I'm using the Cho and Millhouse combo but it's not as good as it was. Help mehi Forsen2014-07-07 12:06:04
heel capʜᴇʏ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ. ɪᴛ's ᴄʏʙʀɪx. ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ʜᴀs ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ sᴜᴘᴘʟʏ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɪ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀʀɪɴᴏs ɪs ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜsʟʏ ʟᴏᴡ (ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ 3000). I ғᴇᴀʀ ɪ ᴍᴀʏ sᴛᴀʀᴠᴇ sᴏᴏɴ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴏɴ ᴋᴀᴄᴇʏᴛʀᴏɴ's sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ғʀᴏᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ᴏɴ. sᴏʀʀʏ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏss. ᴘʟs ɴᴏ ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴏ ғᴇᴛᴛᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴇ. ʜᴜʜ?2014-06-25 04:05:53
DijitYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT’S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN-KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWA2014-06-24 07:42:41
Dijit"I want Bluesandvich to swallow me whole so I may rest easy inside a warm, cramped stomach, lying against a lining of KFC chicken skin." -Kyle 'do you want to stay over hehe' Hornytown2014-06-24 04:03:38
purgatory_reminder1_Hɪ Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs Pᴀᴘᴘᴀʀʀɪᴀɴ.Wʜᴇɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ɢɪᴠᴇ Rᴀɴɪᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴsᴘᴀᴡɴ?I ᴀᴍ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴀss ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀss ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟ ɢᴇɴᴇs.2014-06-24 03:24:01
heel cap☑ “This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ☑ “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ☑ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ☑ “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect fettucini" ☑ “There was nothing I could cook” ☑ “I cooked that al dente” pls no coperino pasterino macaroni alfredo.2014-06-23 04:37:47
heel capຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack™ bag of Dongers. ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ2014-06-23 04:36:40
DijitExcuse me, but I have already been sexually assaulted and almost raped many times. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY I get men all over me staring at me and trying to have sex with me.I am intelligent, and beautiful on the inside, not just out.I’m sorry that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato eating scum, and don’t understand how feminists battle this war, while you stand on the side lines.2014-06-18 06:21:29
heel capI am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban2014-06-07 08:26:15
heel capHello singsing, one of your mod has some strong mental disorders and is named Consural. Aswell does he have a tiny penis and gets everytime beaten on the street because of his ugly fedora face. He now as you by missclick modded him starts to nazi this chat, so I recommend you to unmod him and ♥♥♥♥ his mom ty pls no copy pasterino.2014-06-07 08:25:39
heel capWhen I first played this game I thought it was nice. But more I played, more addicted I became. I lost my job and my girlfriend left me. As I writing this words sanity slowly drains from me. Before it's too late, delete Dota. Save yourselves. Copypasterino dondorino plz.2014-06-07 07:56:51
heel capヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Sorry, I dropped my bag of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง2014-06-04 08:17:30
heel cap♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ Hᴇʟʟᴏ , ᴛʜɪs ɪs Hɪᴛʟᴇʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴅᴏ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs.2014-06-01 02:38:53
heel capヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ Kripp you are kinda like my dad, except you're always there for me. ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ2014-05-26 06:54:16
heel capGOOGLE IS ABOUT TO BUY TWITCH AND WE WON'T BE ALLOWED TO SPAMARINO PASTERINO AL PACINO KAPPARINO ANYMORE2014-05-20 06:32:02
heel capWhat the say did you just say ♥♥♥♥ me about, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will ♥♥♥♥ you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, ♥♥♥♥ my marking words. You can get away with thinking that ♥♥♥♥ over me to the Internet? ♥♥♥♥ again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours?2014-05-14 08:08:22
heel capYour ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You ♥♥♥♥ the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will drown in ♥♥♥♥ fury. Sincerely, your dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiddo.2014-05-14 08:07:57
heel capWhen the days are coldAnd the cards all foldAnd the saints we seeAre all made of goldWhen your dreams all failAnd the ones we hailAre the worst of allAnd the blood’s run staleI wanna hide the truthI wanna shelter youBut with the beast insideThere’s nowhere we can hide2014-05-10 09:28:02
heel capAll the other kids, with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun.All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, faster than my bullet.All the other kids, with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun.All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, faster than my bullet.2014-05-08 07:46:46
heel capRobert's got quick hand.He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan.He's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid.Yeah, he found a six shooter gun in his dad's closet hidden with a box of fun things.I don't even know what but he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you2014-05-08 07:45:15
DirtyDutchyplease go follow +Red Izaya she is leaveing google+ forever and she was my first freind when i was deadman wonderland and if she leaves i will leave too bcuz my soul will be empty idk why she wants to leave but it makes me sad to here that she is leaveing so thats y im posting this so good bye +Rin Chan +Ashley C. +Abigail Wilson-Kageni +Autumn Onee-chan and many others T~T2014-05-08 05:38:47
heel cap☑ rekt ☐ not rekt2014-05-06 10:14:35
DijitHello SingSing, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!2014-04-30 09:26:21
purgatory_reminder1_When I see Aui_2000 playing Visage or Chen, my hand unconsciously moves to my Rod of Atos. As I gently caress my Rod, I become in-tune with Aui. I can feel my MMR rising just by observing his micro skills. As his micro intensifies, I start sweating and panting uncontrollably. I cannot contain my horny level much longer. After 35 excruciating minutes of holding it in, it finally happens; an in-game purchase of Rod of Atos by Aui_2000 himself. Overcome by ecstasy, I start shouting unintelligible things as my nipples explode with delight.2014-04-30 09:15:35
DijitI didn't complete Portal 2 because of how anti-femenistic it is; the protagonist is some sort of mentally challenged woman who is commanded by a male AI. She blindly does everything he says, because apparently Valve thinks women should know their place.As a woman, this game makes me sick to my somach; hopefully Valve will learn their lesson before they make any more games!2014-04-28 06:12:13
heel capHᴇʟʟᴏ SingSing I ᴀᴍ Mᴀʀɪᴏ Rɪɢᴀᴛᴏɴᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ Pᴀsᴛᴀʀᴏɴɪ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀɪᴇs I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ DOTO ᴘʟᴀʏ I ᴄᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀɴᴛᴀɴᴀ ʙᴀɴᴀɴᴀ ᴍᴀᴄᴀʀᴏɴɪ. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ɴᴏ Rᴀᴠɪᴏʟɪ ʟɪɴɢᴜɪɴɪ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀʀɪɴᴏ2014-04-23 08:40:17
DijitWow Slash buddy we already posted that get some OC brah2014-04-19 23:49:51
purgatory_reminder1_Kripparrian was found dead in his home on March 2nd. At the scene of his death were thousands of tissues full of ♥♥♥ and 100 open ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tabs. It is estimated that Kripp masturbated at least 300 times per day for the last week, resulting in his penis exploding and him bleeding to death.2014-04-19 05:55:09
heel capKripp we are all very disappointed in you. Playing games because Blizzard will pay you? What are you? A shill now? Remember when you played hardcore games like Hearthstone, Minesweeper, or Diablo 3? Everything changed when you got a girlfriend. I'm starting to wonder if you even drink OJ anymore2014-04-12 05:27:56
heel cap10 years since Sing Facecam. I try to fap to Sing pictures but no boner. I fap to old vods but I just cannot be satisfied. I proceed to fap to Animu grills while thinking of Sing and stroking my balls, stil nothing. I need live Sing live facecamerino.2014-04-11 18:04:14
Dijit♫♪♫1,2,3,4open up the closet door5,6,7,8Don't assume your child is straight♫♪♫2014-04-09 04:17:22
heel capWhen leifman talk the mumble automatically go to awkward. Leifman get rekt by the kripp and feel at one with the cringe. all becoming unmod leifman.2014-04-08 05:26:00
heel capArteezy and EE sat in a dark room, dimly lit by a glowing vibrating object on the coffee table infront of them. They were about to begin a weekly ritual. "So its time to compare our MMR once again young RTZ" said EE, saliva forming around his mouth as the thought of the heinous activity to come blossomed his penis into a strong erection. "mines 6100" said RTZ confidently. "too bad mines 6200" cackled EE. RTZ's face darkened and he assumed the submissive position. EE grabbed the vibrating object on the table, a vibrator shaped like the hand of midas and proceeded to fist the inferior RTZ2014-04-05 20:33:08
heel capMy son, who suffers from mild autism, is now in his room crying after being called a "♥♥♥♥♥♥" by one of the people with a sword next to their name, then he was issued a mute for 420 seconds. I understand these to be the actions your moderators. Now, I allowed him to watch this stream because it is usually very family friendly and politically correct, we especially loved the tournament last year, but this is crossing the line. I don't know2014-04-04 20:01:35
heel capSingSing의 첫 번째보고 관찰 푸에르토 리코에 1995년 3월 발생했습니다. 이 strean에서 여든 수천 시청자가 엄격하게 자위를했다, 각각 Canóvanas 푸에르토 리코 마을에서 SingSing를 보았다고보고, 8 월, 목격자, AUI 커티스 링에, 몇 달 후 적어도 세 번 왔을 때 많은 150 뷰어 애완 동물이 보도 raped.In 1,975했다, MOCA의 작은 마을에있는 유사 강간 엘 SingSingerino MOCA (MOCA의 SingSing)에 기인 한 처음, 그것이 강간이 사탄 숭배에 의해 자행 된 것으로 의심했다.; 나중에 강간이 섬 주위를보고, 많은 농장은 시청자 정액의 손실을 기록했다.시청자의 각각은 작은 원형 절개의 시리즈를 통해 정액의 몸 출혈 건조를받은 것으로보고되었다.도시를 SingSing2014-04-04 18:48:05
DijitGet your https://soundcloud.com/thelivingtombstone/nootstorm-happy-birthday-to on2014-04-04 18:46:17
heel capHello kripp. It's Tiffanyqt88. I would just like to know that if I somehow managed to find your skype and send you nudes, would you move in with me? I can really bring the hardcore back into you, if you know what I mean. ( ´‿ゝ`)2014-04-01 01:46:14
Dijitlol fug of ♥♥♥♥♥ dat was my oc sonic speed the hedgehog, n hes strng n fast and doesn't afraid of anything2014-03-30 06:18:43
DijitI like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Donger's staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ2014-03-30 06:14:09
DirtyDutchyI'd like to introduce myself ' Johanna ErtjekolloAnd this is the alternative ' You was so saf 'n moloHaai jy loop verby ' Is mos dekadentPeace brother, give me five of suig jou pepermentJy's cool, jy spoel jou mond met AquafreshEn leer mos al van hip-hop in jou ma se cr'cheJa this is alternative but we're not primitiveSome het nog hare op hull lyf but we just like to liveIn peaceEksuus, mevrou, wat gaan nou aan?Ek wil net weet of is die Internet dan nou te blaamOops! Jou naam, jou naamI understand madameEk ken mevrouJy's een van daai's Jy is so bietjie skaam2014-03-26 03:49:03
DijitThe Xbox One was originally going to be called the Xbox 720 to advertise its 720p gameplay capabilities, but the name was changed after the hardware struggled to play games at the resolution.2014-03-16 02:25:25
Dijit*sigh*I really hate how every single person posting in this thread is a male who has never experienced anything close to rape, or even whats depicted in the game. Seriously, you guys have no clue what you're talking about and any "facts" you have are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ studies that vary as much as what gives you cancer.So honestly, whether this sort of thing should be in a video game or not should be left to the artists and writers, it's their work and creation and if they feel like including this then so be it.And too the people saying "oh it's not as bad as murder or genocide! stop complaining!" let me just say this: a) rape IS genocide, want to wipe out a population? better yet, replace it with your own. b) from what I've felt, and know other women in my life have felt, murder would be a mercy in comparison.So seriously, if you don't have personal first hand knowledge, please stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about this stuff, it's not your place or right.Rape IS genocide!2014-03-16 02:14:31
heel capEverytime Kripp stream Hero storm, my eyes automatically goes to the stream, it feels like Kripp is getting baited, all becoming WELL FED2014-03-14 09:09:00
heel capHi Artour, it's Shaniqua. We had a night of passion where you promised me the world. Since you refused to use a condom because you said your "seed must flow freely" I am now carrying our child of love. Artour please contact me so we can raise him as a true donger.2014-03-14 04:05:02
DirtyDutchy"Swings Lanyard above head"2014-03-13 02:46:31
DijitJust a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. they CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.2014-03-13 02:44:20
DijitLook alright, I'm sorry I called you a 'dude'. I didn't know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knifeWho identifies as female.Geez2014-03-06 01:40:46
DirtyDutchy♥♥♥♥♥ harry what is this spanish chemistry language you speak2014-03-04 07:14:07
KopterChem sets, I think the last two days of work to get it now and I have to do. It will also have to go back. It will also have to go back.2014-03-04 05:17:00
KopterI am a beautiful person. I have been in the New York,2014-03-04 05:16:38
KopterChem assign the the first to write about the new one of those people that I can get it now and again in my head and shoulders and a few of them are on sale in your Price and availability are limited, subject of confidential and intended recipient. Thank goodness. This was my fault for the best. If the person that is a little while ago and have the option.2014-03-04 05:16:14
heel capHi Octavian, it's Papa. I don't know where I went wrong with you. You have disgraced 10 generations of Morosans. You make Mommarian crie everytiem. If we see you we will cut off your dongerino.2014-03-04 04:18:12
DirtyDutchyHi I am Ridjeck and I am not even aware or even unsure as to of have been there before you were in a game and you were defeated in matchmaking because you didn't practice enough but its okay i once lost a game but then i won it anyway because i am a professional but all it takes is practice but i once had some doritos fall on my mouse and i couldnt click it until i ate it but i couldnt at the time because it was a tense moment and if i let go of the mouse i wouldve died but i didnt and i won anyway because i practice a lot and often win and never lose but i also draw sometimes2014-02-26 06:15:21
heel caphttp://www.naked-riley.com/?ref=8462eb271ba843f5af862014-02-21 22:02:12
heel capWe at Twitch.TV have recently been informed of WehSing "SingSing" Yuen's battle with ♥♥♥♥ cancer. For every Kappa of solidarity posted we will submit 420 dogecoins to the Prevent Cancer Foundation. Thank you for your support. Kappa2014-02-18 06:30:43
heel capOᴄᴛᴀᴠɪᴀɴ Mᴏʀᴏsᴀɴ, ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪsᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀs Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ʜᴀs ᴘᴀssᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴜᴇsᴅᴀʏ's ᴀғᴛᴇʀɴᴏᴏɴ. Hᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀᴍʙᴜsʜᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴏғ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʟᴇʏ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀʙʙᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴋɴɪғᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴀɴ OJ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴏɴ. RIP ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɪ ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴏ ᴘɪsᴛᴀᴄʜɪᴏ, ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ2014-02-01 20:06:17
purgatory_reminder1_My name is Ivan To♥♥♥♥sky and I are from Kingdom of Mother Russialand. My Englis not good but I want become great dota mid like ARTEEZY. Father give me vodka but no dota. I no want vodka or woman must will protect my virginity. But all shout me, say Ivan you will never To♥♥♥♥sky. You people in chat always type kappa this keepo that. This time, Plis no copy pastella flagella mucilla ♥♥♥♥♥la story of life mine.2014-01-31 04:49:56
purgatory_reminder1_[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡^_^)̲̅$̲̅] Moe money, moe problems [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡^_^)̲̅$̲̅]2014-01-31 04:38:36
heel capHello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.2014-01-30 22:23:06
heel capHello I am a beautiful Mongolian War Princess, endowed with bountiful bosoms and many parts for procreation. I am looking for a white man of USA descent who is willing to have many sex with me and I need ten million rubles in my bank2014-01-30 22:16:59
heel capgᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴀʏo, ᴀʟ ᴘᴀᴄɪɴᴏ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏɴʏ ɢᴀᴍʙɪɴᴏ ᴄᴀsɪɴᴏ ɪɴ ʀᴇɴᴏ. ɪ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀᴘᴀʀʀɪɴᴏ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴛʀɪᴏ ᴏғ ɴᴇᴏ─ᴘᴏʀɴᴏʀɪɴᴏs, "ғɪʟɪᴘɪɴᴏ─ʟᴀᴛɪɴᴏs sʜᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴊᴀʟᴀᴘᴇɴᴏs ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴇᴇ─ʜᴏʟᴇs ૩," ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ϙᴜᴇɴᴛɪɴ ᴛᴀʀᴀɴᴛɪɴᴏ. ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴀʟʟ, ᴀᴍɪɢᴏ.2014-01-30 07:35:42
heel capWʜᴇɴ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ, ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ. I ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇᴇʟ I ᴄᴏɴᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴀᴍ. Aʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴜɴʀᴇᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ2014-01-04 21:01:58
heel capwhen kripp streams, i automatically go to the lab. i watch the  stream and cook with  heisenb erg. all becoming well meth.2014-01-01 20:15:50
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioSo now when some immature, pasty, fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.2014-01-01 11:06:22
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioNone of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for years and they have come so incredibly far.2014-01-01 11:06:19
It's a me, Chris Pratt MarioOK, you know what? ♥♥♥♥ you. ♥♥♥♥ all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.2014-01-01 11:06:08
DirtyDutchyVulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet.2013-12-28 03:58:11
purgatory_reminder1_What the ♥♥♥♥ did you say about me you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I am a otaku with a masters degree in Yuri, don't mess with me otherwise I'll have you strung up to a table with multiple tentacles running across your disgusting pig body.You are nothing to me but another part of the organization I must overthrow.I will achieve Steins Gate and ♥♥♥♥ on your drake sword ♥♥♥♥♥♥.2013-12-25 23:48:00
heel cap18When I watch Kripp I see his mustache and then I look at my pants and see a growing ♥♥♥♥. I then put my hand on my pant to get a feel. It is enjoying and when I remove my hand from my pant I look and see a wet ♥♥♥ on my hand. I lick my hand and think to myself Kripp you are my hand.2013-12-21 03:45:49
heel cap(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴏwɴ sᴄʀᴜʙ (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง ʏᴇᴀʜ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛ! (ง •̀_•́)2013-12-20 02:02:21
purgatory_reminder1_Hello, I am a 15 year old Nyx Assassin. Life has been very hard for me since my father is sick and I need help to keep our family alive. I am currently raising money by being a Nyx, ganking qops and warding for people. Please help me reach my goal of having my very own dagon to gank faster. Please help me guys I really want to be the best assassin out there. Nyx. Nyx. Nyx2013-12-17 07:47:28
purgatory_reminder1_Hello, my name is Ho Lee ♥♥♥ and I are from Chinaland. Father say I need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become doto player like EE-sama. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino cappucino al pacino my story2013-12-16 06:58:24
DirtyDutchyWhite snow, I know, You're on a place where I just can't go, but I hope you do rememberyour snow doesn't warm you in December2013-12-14 07:19:18
DirtyDutchyThe heat of battle is the fire that forges the strongest blades.2013-12-09 06:31:43
purgatory_reminder1_"Ha, yes, let it out, ah, Kirito, let out, a lot..."As I shoved myself into Asuna, I released all of the pent up sensations that I had stretched to the limits."A...Asuna...!""Aaaah—!!!"I could feel my hot sperm gushing deep into Asuna as she trembled in yet another climax. Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna. Every time my penis twitched, fireworks would go off in my head."Ah...ah..."After receiving all that I had to give her, Asuna's strength gave out as she fell on top of me."Ah... Ha..."I gently embraced Asuna while she continued to gasp and convulse as if she was being stimulated by the fluids inside her body as my consciousness dimmed.2013-11-26 10:22:01
heel capGood evening Mr.Theeban. My name is Jasmine Niva from Armada, Bangladesh. Over the course of 4 years you have caught my notice in Dota. You are so good. Everytime i give birth, i look at you play and feel no pain at all. Thank you very much. This is my story2013-11-22 00:08:14
Fire & Ice1:16 PM - JP: nice wins11:16 PM - JP: to bad you suck11:16 PM - JP: oh wait11:16 PM - JP: wins?11:16 PM - JP: LOLOL11:16 PM - JP: LOL11:16 PM - JP: Bad.2013-07-12 10:17:15
Fire & IceJP: you know only closet ♥♥♥♥'s play xbox?Friday, 12 July 201311:15 PM - Voltage: could you say that again?11:16 PM - JP: sorry, your bad let me say it again just coz your a moron.11:16 PM - JP: Your a ♥♥♥♥ :)2013-07-12 10:16:49
heel cap1. ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ causes them to contract over and over, making them both simultaneously harder, more rigid and often, if there is any curve, causes it to be more defined. This feels extremely good as it stimulates the entire system.2. The psychological effect, wherein knowing your partner is getting off can give you a mutual pleasure purely from the knowledge of this. Not mutually exclusive to women by any means.3. It's a splash of warmth that suddenly flows into you. Considering how hot ♥♥♥♥♥ are and how hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get, for it to still feel warm is very pleasant and may/may not contain hormones that stimulates cervical contraction and/or orgasm.2013-05-08 05:09:27
maco_idiot............º¿º8==3~~ O2012-07-21 06:26:22
big evil grinill stab derpies, u black ♥♥♥♥2012-07-15 07:06:57
maco_idiotMy breasts are so large they each weigh several hundred pounds and are filled with delicious poni poni milk.2012-06-02 04:28:00
maco_idiot♥♥♥♥ you skeamo you overweight piece of ♥♥♥♥ i hope you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ these songs are so ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck. your mum is a crack ♥♥♥♥♥ thats why your so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded you actually think this song is good you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. skeamo i hope you read this you disfigured bloated weasel you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dropkick what are you good for you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fail at everything you 30 year old eshay yeah nice life you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron2012-04-14 04:37:23
beansYou ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Wait until Monday. I'm going to hit you so hard.2012-03-30 12:00:10
pepkony = fagfgetrylove lewdna2012-03-17 08:55:01
thicc lizardMass Effect 3 made it very possible.That, and maybe University too. :P2012-03-17 04:21:15
QuantumHAM RESUMES2012-03-12 05:31:47
helloHOW DARE YOU TYPE THAT2012-03-10 22:36:04
Moose Of Doom!!!shoe2012-03-07 20:46:44
helloSup Wuffington2012-02-22 16:52:07
Resi🅱ackwash♥♥♥♥ yes dr. peppers.2012-02-22 05:24:21
Bad GengarHi 8D2012-02-22 05:20:49
n3m3$i$Very rude, not recommended2012-01-18 10:25:30
buirlldingthanks for the complement :D. good trader rep++2012-01-17 01:14:31
hellowhy yes it is2011-12-27 13:43:50
Quantumis it time for ham2011-12-26 14:40:06
hellobecause ham2011-12-25 05:48:18
QuantumBut... Why wearing the Satan hat?2011-12-22 17:45:06
DijitHa! I read all of those 'Horribly boring acts' of yours, I proved you wrong :P2011-12-03 03:23:11
I love you all, goodbyeI want to insult you, but you scare me too much.2011-11-25 08:03:16
thicc lizard"I absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Skyrim. 26.5 hours in so far and I've only just recently finished the main quest."I'm 80 hours in and haven't even finished the main quest. X_x2011-11-20 03:19:16
Yukon 44Derp, killer told me to send this to you ts36.gameservers.com:92562011-11-04 07:22:08
Quantum*Brotherly Hoof Gesture*2011-10-04 09:06:44
thicc lizard>And I crack up laughing at the overreaction2011-09-27 08:04:34
Fideliswooo..2011-08-29 04:26:39
DirtyDutchyMany social lives have been lost, because many people still stare at their Skyrim background.2011-08-27 01:56:09
Space GrapeHa! I beat you! I have ove 2000 hours on ONE game!2011-08-14 02:48:49
thicc lizardv No they aren't.2011-08-06 09:00:00
meatponies are gay >:(2011-08-05 19:27:50
NUTSgolden ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato!2011-05-06 07:45:18
David PastillesYOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!!!!!!1111111111111112011-04-30 13:47:27
David PastillesYou monster...2011-04-29 07:05:19
helloYes I would2011-04-18 02:23:15
Experience The G-FoяceWould you like a potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato with that potato?2011-04-17 20:45:21
DirtyDutchyur a happy person now :P2011-04-17 17:53:19
Dan43GEE ZUS2011-04-17 17:25:47
joe hockeyNerd.2011-03-13 07:00:15
meatRDERRRp2010-12-25 07:48:57
JessieDerp?2010-12-16 22:25:09
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