tony scomblony | LOOKS LIKE A FEMBOY | 2024-04-24 23:35:11 |
tony scomblony | SHUT UP OLD MAN | 2024-04-24 23:30:28 |
megan fox | Одобри заявку! Срочно! | 2024-04-08 10:47:01 |
Mezihn | Gaming marathon, you say? I'm in! | 2024-04-03 09:42:09 |
GUMMY YOSHI | You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy | 2024-02-17 04:20:01 |
GUMMY YOSHI | ♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) | 2024-02-17 04:18:07 |
GretaGainsberg | Imagine waking up one day and looking over and SUCKING on it. | 2023-03-20 20:29:31 |
Lerris | Imagine being the world's worst holy paladin. Can you let us know what that was like? | 2023-02-21 18:58:51 |
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GretaGainsberg | Hard R's Only Big Man...Never forget it --King Dong | 2023-02-07 18:54:11 |
Ramen | hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe and i just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted to teww you that)) it's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometimes its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot fo scawy moments, but dont wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you ;) sowwy that wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im just twying to be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? weawwy sowwy im weawwy shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx | 2023-01-09 17:07:51 |
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Ramen | Boner physics Lesson :If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average ♥♥♥♥ height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average ♥♥♥♥ weighs about 100 grams.That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of ♥♥♥♥Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the ♥♥♥♥♥ are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated ♥♥♥♥ ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas. | 2022-11-28 19:32:45 |
GretaGainsberg | DAMN, THASSUH THIC BOI | 2022-10-25 15:19:23 |
Yung Idiot | Krankie heavy | 2022-04-07 20:38:06 |
vehx | GET ON ZE POINT DUMMKOPF | 2022-01-20 03:41:22 |
hes next up | ? | 2020-04-18 21:07:49 |
Chives | Ionno. 'Cause I put that ♥♥♥♥ on private | 2019-03-12 18:26:55 |
Low T levels | Why can't I comment on your profile anymore | 2019-03-12 01:14:30 |
Chives | 2cool4me | 2019-03-09 21:29:16 |
Low T levels | Steam comments in 2019 yeeeeeet me daddy | 2019-03-09 03:11:23 |
Chives | Are we cool yet? | 2018-01-16 17:35:21 |
Chives | Wait, people still do these comments?? | 2018-01-15 13:03:56 |
Chives | HE WAS MINE FIRST, AKYLE. | 2016-01-13 02:36:47 |
Low T levels | Same. | 2016-01-12 19:17:45 |
AkyleHD | Better not steal my man away from me Chives... | 2016-01-05 18:43:37 |
Chives | DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, AKYLE | 2016-01-05 10:25:06 |
AkyleHD | What is going on over here? | 2015-12-23 19:43:59 |
Chives | I'm down for teaching you, bae. | 2015-10-29 01:05:11 |
Chives | You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. Woof. | 2015-08-12 16:11:38 |
Jerry Reese | good memer | 2015-06-21 15:27:55 |
Chives | Yes. | 2015-03-09 12:39:34 |
Chives | You're weird. | 2015-03-08 11:15:38 |
Chives | Yeah. You're pretty lucky. | 2015-01-19 13:43:45 |
Chives | I have ALWAYS wanted a slave. I think I'd be a decent slave owner.... | 2015-01-12 19:26:30 |
Chives | Oh man. Sounds like the greatest time ever? | 2014-12-27 22:10:28 |
Chives | Why not 10 and 10?? | 2014-11-17 19:16:34 |
Chives | Uh, duh. All the time. | 2014-10-23 02:28:33 |
SelfSuckLegend | Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah!!! | 2014-08-21 10:36:28 |
Chives | Is that an invite for me to use your cute little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? | 2014-08-16 00:51:55 |
MONk3Y101 | But I can't find you to send more! | 2014-07-19 12:47:05 |
Zul | Big man, think he can do what he wants. 1v1 me dig dug! | 2014-03-22 23:03:07 |
SelfSuckLegend | I'm interested in seeing it hard | 2014-03-21 20:28:50 |
Chives | My mother seems interested in seeing it hard. | 2014-03-21 11:05:16 |
Chives | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-03-01 23:31:35 |
SelfSuckLegend | #1 Fagyndra^ | 2014-02-22 23:49:39 |
Lerris | Do you even eat bro? I've already eaten twice this year and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HUGE now. Get to my level you borito. | 2014-02-15 01:36:45 |
Low T levels | WHATEVS' BRO. | 2013-12-09 00:30:22 |
Chives | WELL, I'M BUSY GETTIN SUCKED BY OTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATM. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. | 2013-12-09 00:29:54 |
Chives | SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2013-12-07 14:51:08 |
Low T levels | Scuba dog, son! | 2012-05-13 18:13:26 |
AkyleHD | The ♥♥♥♥ is with that dog? | 2012-05-09 21:08:26 |
Chives | You're a dirty ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2011-07-30 16:28:05 |
Low T levels | Yeah, so like. ♥♥♥♥ I LOST! | 2011-02-03 14:24:38 |
Jerault | Yea, so like. The game. And stuff. | 2011-02-02 16:17:52 |