Ranpe

SteamID64: 76561198020081863
SteamID32: [U:1:59816135]
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CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198020081863/
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Creation: 2010-01-20 12:58:25 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-02-21 00:00:48

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Game Banned: False
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Ranpe2024-02-21 00:00:48
Ranpe (No keyboard)2024-02-14 14:14:33
Ranpe2021-11-23 13:17:11
R̷̡̕a̸͇͉̅̾̕n̸͇̍p̵͝2021-11-23 13:16:48
R̶̝͗a̸̗͂n̶̡͘p̸̦̚e̸̻̅2021-11-20 13:00:21
Piisami12021-09-14 13:48:41
Free Knife Skins!!2020-09-02 13:14:13

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Ranpehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8228734472023-09-26 17:12:32
koyomi下午好哦~2023-09-21 01:04:09
koyomi早上好哦~2023-09-09 20:34:55
koyomi早上好~2023-09-07 21:02:18
not your girl <3if you make the world a worse place keep on living - me2023-07-26 10:59:57
Mew .𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔶 𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔨𝔢𝔫𝔡!                        • * ¨ * • . ¸ ¸ ¸ ¸ . • * ¨ * •     https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=29378560482023-02-24 06:26:09
THROVISIXNHave a wonderful week Ranpe https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=28930536452022-11-29 09:21:24
xent一期一会2022-04-18 09:56:12
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2022-04-16 04:44:37
RagingFireCang\Happy New Year/2021-12-31 13:33:50
Babystay safe and warm~2021-12-07 09:35:46
BrplI went drinking with him once. I remember him passing out on an armchair. Later that night he woke up, turned 180 degrees and walked into a wall. 6/5 Would go drinking again with Ranpe and some Hervanta nisties.2021-11-20 08:04:52
Zamppazu❤🐵I have to admit that yours OF looks amazing! Unfortunate that the discount coupon didnt work! :( Paid full price... Give some extra content?2021-11-17 13:02:01
ʙᴀʙʏ ●ᴗ●✿good morning bro, all the best in the new week2021-11-07 17:01:28
ʙᴀʙʏ ●ᴗ●✿good morning my friend , hope u have a nice november2021-10-31 18:56:13
Babyeat as much candy as you want ^^2021-10-31 04:05:09
Mew .ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴅᴇ, ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴇᴀʀ —ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ ɪs ɴᴇᴀʀ!🎃ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ?2021-10-30 12:13:37
Babystay safe~2021-10-27 11:17:53
ʙᴀʙʏ ●ᴗ●✿good morning dear , wish u have a nice week2021-10-24 22:47:10
BabyEnjoy your Sunday2021-10-23 12:57:40
HeGeA gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.she was ded.he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)REGLAOGB IF U CREY ALWAZ..XXX2021-10-12 11:48:17
BrplHey, Ranpe! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you!2021-10-09 16:59:10
Brplwhy you buli me?2021-09-03 11:28:52
BrplIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!..._.....____________________, ,....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE2021-08-30 10:57:27
HeGeHello, I was wondering if you have any loli tips and tricks?2021-08-29 16:01:31
Mew .... be strong2021-08-24 16:20:56
Mew .'. ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ᴀʟʟ ʜɪs ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀsᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ɢʟɪᴍᴘsᴇ ᴏꜰ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. . ...'2021-08-12 16:54:57
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-07-15 03:39:32
Mew ."... . - Come on, I do not live to be loved by everyone.- One love for a person is enough for me, even if the whole world hates me, I will survive. "2021-07-12 06:47:11
xent素晴らしい一週間をお祈りします (^.~)☆2021-07-03 03:32:10
Mew .. ..//ᕼEᗩᒪTᕼ TO YOᑌᖇ ᒪOᐯEᗪ OᑎES ᗩᑎᗪ TO YOᑌ.2021-06-30 05:36:05
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-06-26 03:15:46
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-06-09 02:56:05
Mew .~... . ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏxɪᴄᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪɴᴇ ɪs ᴡɪʟʟ2021-05-08 15:23:02
𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖎Nice2021-05-06 19:47:49
xenti miss you I need you I love you2021-05-05 04:12:46
xenti miss you I need you I love you2021-04-28 04:14:19
xent一期一会2021-04-27 03:35:25
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-04-24 04:13:47
xent一期一会2021-04-20 15:12:18
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-04-19 02:34:18
xent一期一会2021-04-12 02:32:22
xent膩I嶮薤篝爰曷樔黎㌢´  `ⅷ艇艀裲f睚鳫巓襴骸    贒憊殪幢緻I翰儂樔黎夢'”    ,ィ傾盥皋袍i耘蚌紕偸′    雫寬I悗f篝嚠篩i縒縡齢     Ⅷ辨f輯駲f迯瓲i軌帶′     `守I厖孩幢儂儼巓襴緲′          `守枢i磬廛嚠篩I縒縡夢'´              `守峽f蚌紕襴緲′            ‘守畝f瓲軌揄′             ,gf毯綴鳫襴鑿緲               奪寔f厦絨緲′                    ”'罨悳巓緲′                   綴〟 ”'罨椁巓登嶮 薤篝㎜㎜ g    緲    甯體i爺綴。, ”'罨琥I軌襴暹 甯幗緲fi'   緲',纜  贒i綟碕碚爺綴。 ”'罨皴2021-04-11 04:04:07
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-04-10 03:08:26
xent一期一会2021-04-08 04:10:36
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-04-05 03:05:48
xent一期一会2021-04-03 05:29:12
sexcellency🤍 have a wonderful day 🤍2021-04-01 12:42:31
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡2021-04-01 04:58:15
sexcellency🤍 Have a wonderful day 🤍🤍 If you could drop a like to my new artwork that'd be wonderful too https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2441758269 🤍🤍 Stay safe 🤍2021-03-31 10:25:07
xent素晴らしい一週間をお祈りします (^.~)☆2021-03-31 02:46:50
sexcellencyPOV: You're looking at a twitter profile😌✨💅❤Emily❤💅✨😌😍they/she/ze/xe/ey/ce/starself😍✊BLM ✊👮🚫ACAB🚫👮😈KAM2020😈😘Men in cages 2020😘I love ✨women✨😡I hate men with every bone in my body😡♀Feminist♀😇Activist😇😋Settle for Biden😋😑If you're a Tr*mp supporter, conservative, or right wing, GET OFF MY PAGE😑😶Depressed, has autism, has anxiety, has ocd and many more (self diagnosed)!😶2021-03-30 20:35:59
xent一期一会2021-03-29 01:47:46
sexcellencyWhy, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:Respect my friend's different beliefsAdore the little quirks in their traditionsCare for my friends, no matter their skin colorInform myself on what taboos I should never breakSmile when they speak their native tonguesThe French must be purged from the Earth2021-03-27 13:32:13
Mew .... .ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴛᴀʀ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴛᴏ sʜɪɴᴇ https://steamcommunity.com/groups/lolipoep2021-03-26 07:35:26
sexcellencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eMUvwNnnu42021-03-25 22:42:06
Malignity.To Resid Mehmed Pasha, Kütahiin AthensF.uck your faith and your Muhammad. What do you think you're doing cuckolds... Don't you have no shame asking us to negotiate with a kodja s.hit-sultan Mehmedite?Let me s.hit on him, and your Vizier, and that Jew Silihtar Boda, that b.itch.If i live, I will f.uck them, if i die, they will fart my d.ick.The GeneralGeorgios Karaiskakis20 April 18272021-03-25 15:41:25
sexcellencyaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1kMHRHQkNDRTBsYw==encode this base64 to find a secret video link!2021-03-23 06:44:47
Brplhello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find sexy Stanley who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs:go with me (Im a global elite, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like Tiger Tooth? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)2021-03-21 15:36:28
sexcellency🤍 dneirf yad ylevol dna lufituaeb a evaH2021-03-21 11:25:32
xentPlease take one!Because you are adorableFor your sweet personalityTo match your beautiful smile2021-03-21 04:00:06
sexcellencyRemember, girls are like cats. Throw her a toy, she'll play with it a little bit then get bored and find something else to play with. But if you make her chase the toy, where it looks like a paw's reach but not enough to catch, she'll keep chasing it and will do everything to catch until she does. Get what i mean? thank you for coming to my ted talkin the next episode, we'll talk how jews make 1.4% of the population but 50% of the billionaires2021-03-20 21:41:17
sexcellencyHitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and asks the barman if thats Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says yes. The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. "We're planning world war 3" says Stalin. "We're going to kill 14 million jews and 1 bike repair man" says Hitler "Why the bike repair man?" The patron asks. Hitler says to Stalin "See? I told you no one would ask about the jews."2021-03-19 20:15:49
sexcellencyI can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!2021-03-18 21:32:34
xent一期一会2021-03-18 01:58:53
sexcellencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUkLqa5PJ0Y2021-03-17 15:04:08
sexcellencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTl-RrPu4Qs2021-03-17 08:15:00
sexcellencyHave a lovely day friend 🤍2021-03-16 05:41:40
xentあなたのためだけにおいしいケーキ!♡v2021-03-16 01:29:17
sexcellencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzqB1LJzEJo2021-03-15 07:46:45
sexcellencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwJke4UWGI2021-03-14 10:59:24
Mew .... . "Be yourself" .2021-03-13 11:51:57
sexcellencyhave a lovely day 🤍2021-03-13 11:50:34
sexcellencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7LWnqOVWY42021-03-12 08:39:20
--Ersti--ra(n)pe2021-03-09 15:01:41
sexcellencyLove is definitely real. That comes from the most chillest person you can ever come across here. I've felt all emotions at once. Happiness, sadness, anger, frustration, joy. Literally every emotion there is. Like, i felt a sharp knife penetrated my chest but it didn't hurt, it felt good. It isn't a good feeling, but it is. I don't know how to describe it. Like taking a bite of ice cream and it makes your teeth hurt like hell. Taste of ice cream feels nice but it still hurts. Someone like me cried this week. One day if you TRULY fall in love with someone, you'll know what i mean. I confirmed it. It's real. I can't believe it but it is.I hope one day you'll experience it, and hopefully it won't be impossible like mine. It's really a.. bittersweet feeling.This is the last message from me. I won't be writing comments anymore so i wanted to finish my last one with the experience i had this week. I hope my dear friend, you'll experience love one day.Stay safe ❤2021-03-08 07:14:31
sexcellencyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awJZc_kEKOk2021-03-06 10:13:11
xentPlease take one! Because you are adorable For your sweet personality To match your beautiful smile2021-03-06 02:17:26
sexcellencyIt was 2:37 am, I was laying in my bed in the dark, looking at communism memes. There was a knock at my bedroom door. Before I could even answer it, a tall man with a big ass beard barged in. I didn't know who he was, but his presence alone seemed to comfort me, like he was just an old friend who came to visit. The bearded man got in bed with me, and wrapped his tentacle-like arms around my body, caressing me and wiping away my tears. "I'm here for you, comrade", he whispered in my ear as he stroked my hair.All of a sudden, my father kicks the door open and turns on the light, revealing it was Karl Marx in my bed all along. "By trespassing on my private property, you have violated the NAP," my capitalist pig father pointed his gun at Marx and shot him. Karl slumped off my bed, head first onto the carpeted floor."NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, tears streaming down my face once again. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS DAD?!?!?!?!"My father didn't answer and left the room, leaving me to cry..2021-03-05 00:20:58
sexcellencyIt seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home😯🤬 don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 🤔 and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 😂😂😂. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 🙄🙄🙄 But then the worse part😑 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 😆 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 😯😅🤣The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?2021-03-04 08:14:02
sexcellencyladies and gents, could you please rate this new artwork that i made https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2413885541 we'll be returning to copypastas shortlystay safe 💓✨2021-03-03 16:16:21
sexcellencyladies and gents, could you please rate this new artwork that i made https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2413885541 we'll be returning to copypastas shortlystay safe 💓✨2021-03-03 16:16:14
sexcellencyAlright check these outYou cook good egg, It's eggshellentThe egg looks so good you're so egg-cited to eat itYou taste it, It's egg-xactly good as it looksThese jokes got quickly egg-xagerated..I'll see myself out2021-03-02 17:09:26
sexcellencyHoly s.hit this is a really cool profile you've got here! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! no no, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and You know what, while I'm admiring your glorious profile I want you to raise my kids and f uck my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 2-inch c ock and insert it into my wife's tight v agina. You can have my wallet afterwards and Take the credit cards too, Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even keep my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop looking at it2021-03-02 11:46:23
sexcellencyliterally every steam user everhello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heartmy name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent gloryi am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express itmy favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite onlymy steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy memy significant other is monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on discord dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am2021-03-01 04:24:43
xent⠀⠀⠀ .。 ゚2021-03-01 02:14:32
sexcellencyNo copypasta today, just wanted to tell i love you all 💗stay safe2021-02-28 11:10:06
sexcellency"FriEND", "BoyfriEND", "girlfriEND", "BestfriEND" Every relation has an END Except "Uncle's candies and basement"Uncle is love uncle is life2021-02-27 10:50:47
sexcellencyUnless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I don't think we have anything to discuss.2021-02-26 11:53:58
sexcellencyPardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.2021-02-25 20:21:04
sexcellencyhey! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!2021-02-25 08:54:06
sexcellencyhey! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)2021-02-25 08:53:16
sexcellencyhi y'all 💗i recently made a wallpaper and i'd appreciate it a lot if you could drop a like: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2406803672 thank you and stay safe 💗2021-02-24 16:08:27
sexcellencyMy life changing journey of becoming vegan 🍆🍅After the first week of being vegan I woke up ripped. My toes had so much muscle mass they looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. My biceps were so heavy I wouldn’t be able to lift them if I wasn’t vegan. My neck had become a pyramid of muscle and vein and I was so strong I didn’t need to take my car to work, I just walked there and the city moved underneath me somehow. After the second week I laid an egg and out popped a smaller version of me. I took him with me everywhere and together we laughed at meat eaters and bashed the skulls of school children eating Lunchables. Finally on the third week I transformed into an ascended being, I shredded my human form and became a beautiful celestial piece of broccoli. Now I move across the universe blessing worlds with my wisdom of all things. I am officially a vegan.2021-02-24 07:23:17
Mew ..smile more2021-02-23 11:48:56
sexcellencyIf u suck your own d ick while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation.Ok so hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body, that is ofcourse ... due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation is the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your d ick has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your d ick (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own d ick while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old d ick. and you're a pedophile. that's all i wanted to say ! Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.2021-02-23 05:31:59
sexcellencyAlright folks you can forget about my last message because i got another channel up and running perfectly.Please subscribe to support me: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC842IukoPgeeexcn05Md-_A Stay safe 💗2021-02-22 14:09:12
Loviatarfunny :)2021-02-22 13:24:31
RanpeSub to my onlyfans and see (link under view more info)!2021-02-22 06:04:29
--Ersti--there is no such thing as woman2021-02-22 03:22:54
Loviatarthere is no such thing as women on steam!2021-02-22 03:07:42
sexcellencyYoutube terminated my channel today. Not just they did that, they also banned my ip, mac address and the serial number of this motherboard which means i need to be in another country, with another name with new pc. I wasn't a racist person before but this new jew and sjw youtube ceo susan made me anti-semitic today. I hope she's happy with that. I'd understand just closing the channel but they straight up killed me i won't be able to open another youtube account for the rest of my life. Congrats sjws you pollute everywhere you go 👏👏👏Same thing happens with twitter also. Say one word about homosexuals or lgbt in general they'll flag your account with "hate speech".. When did the internet end up like this? Anyway i don't feel well so i won't be here for a month i need to collect my thoughts. love you all stay safe and most importantly stay safe from jews and cuck sjws2021-02-22 01:39:28
sexcellencyRandom Fact! Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.2021-02-21 10:50:53
sexcellencyIf every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ockNow we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.2021-02-20 05:46:03
sexcellencySo Pepperoni goes on pizza. Pizza is flat. What else do we know is flat? The earth. The earth is a flat circle just like pizza. The earth also has various toppings, with water being the sauce, and continents being like the pepperoni slices. So basically, the earth is a giant pizza. But what else do we have to do to a pizza before it's finished? That's right. We have to put it in the oven and cook it. If the earth is a giant pizza, then it still has to be cooked. It's much larger than a standard pizza, so the cooking process is much longer and more gradual. Just like global warming. And there we have it: global warming is just the result of the pizza being cooked. you can thank me later for cracking one of the biggest world problems.2021-02-19 15:30:05
RanpeYeah women do not exist, as I am the only woman (18yo btw ;)) on the internet.2021-02-19 09:20:09
sexcellency"Gender:♀️Female♀️" what do you mean women on internet doesn't exist2021-02-18 17:56:27
sexcellencyOmg hai ^_^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!! <3333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!!!!!!>.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!! Nyaaaaa!!!2021-02-18 12:10:42
sexcellencyI see that some of you still didn't joined the new group. We have (not) nice content there take a look and join💗 https://steamcommunity.com/groups/coolpeopleofthesteamcommunity 💗2021-02-17 11:45:26
sexcellencySome of you guys are alright, Don't join the Zoom class tomorrow.2021-02-16 15:31:59
sexcellencyDo you know why pills are white? because they workWhat do you to a slow pc? paint it black so it'll run fasterHow do you get a Jewish girl's number? Pull up her sleeveWhat is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?wait for itwait for itThe wheel chair.2021-02-15 15:50:45
ArteyFlow+rep successfully rick rolled me2021-02-14 18:57:58
sexcellency💗 Feel free to join my new group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/coolpeopleofthesteamcommunity/ 💗(do it now if you value your life)(evil laughter)2021-02-14 13:46:17
--Ersti--Can you be my valentine?🌹💕2021-02-14 12:06:58
sexcellency💗 Happy valentines day to you and your right hand (or left if you prefer that one) 💗2021-02-14 11:13:02
Mew .𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑦ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴢᴢʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴᴄᴇʀᴇ sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ɪᴛ2021-02-14 10:19:05
sexcellency💗💗 --Ladies and gentleman and other 72 genders, se.xual orientations i couldn't remember all of their name, It's me again the almighty archlord copypaster. There won't be any copypasta today (not like i ran out of copypastas dummy), for i shall tell you my request. Could you humbly, and calmly donate an award on my profile, artwork or reviews (doesn't matter which) I have a beautiful idea on my mind but i couldn't make it happen without any spare points. Peace out, stay safe-- 💗💗Yours truly2021-02-13 05:40:05
sexcellencyi still want to bang zero two the suffering is unbearable. My zero two dakimakura is completely covered with my semen i can't see her anymore it isn't enough i need an intercourse with zero two in real life i'm tired of jerk ing off to her pics every night and cry under my blanket please donate me approximately 50000$ so that i can buy a "Triple A+ quality skinlike silicone zero two with vibrating hot real like va.gina+anu.s+mouth with recorded by her japanese actress special moans free shipping included™" i require that to reach my dream one step closer. Now if you excuse me i have to go crawl under my bed and cry as usual thank you for reading have a safe day and think about donating me 50000$ to make my dream come true.2021-02-12 12:14:10
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいうBe healthy and big - ~ʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴀʟʟᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ (ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɢʀᴀᴛᴇꜰᴜʟ) : https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=23886502892021-02-10 10:36:43
--Ersti--I should be more careful bc you rick rolled me :(2021-02-10 09:36:37
Ranperip2021-02-10 07:30:45
Malignity.bye hira2021-02-10 06:50:13
sexcellencyThis is the last comment from me i'm out.stay safe or something.2021-02-10 06:40:26
Malignity.agreed2021-02-09 08:13:12
sexcellencyYou will never be a real scout. You have no scattergun, you have no pistol, you have no bat. You are a heavy twisted by sandviches and shotguns into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your team is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mercenary friends” laugh at your ghoulish gameplay behind closed doors.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a minigun, wind it, and obliterate the enemy team, and become a heavy again. Your gameplay will not improve, and all that will remain of your legacy is a heavy with a minigun.2021-02-09 08:12:07
sexcellencyThere's no copypasta today, for i shall share my youtube channel so you could subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/c/Hirasake (do it now or i'll break into your house this night)(that wasn't a threat)(just a warning)🙃🔪2021-02-06 14:18:26
sexcellency😳😳😳NoOOOoo0oo minecraft is GAE ♥♥♥♥♥ heck noooooo girlfriend is haram means 😂😳😳boyfriend halal GAY CONFIRMED??? noO No this is misconception 😳😳😳it's neither bf nor gf legal only marriage DOWNLOAD FREE WIFE AND MARRIAGE for FREE NO KIDS NO BREAST MILK NO ♥♥♥ oN carpet nor furniture ONLy fOr 2.99$ نحن جيش الحق سندمركم يوما ايها الحثاله الكفار لن تصمدوا امامنا 🚫🚫🚫🇮🇱😔😔😔😔😔🚫🚫😡👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻آموزش پخت فسنجان توسط معاون سفیر استرالیا در ایران 😂 2nd monitor everytime be like : IGHT IMMA HEAD DOWN2nd monitor everytime be like : IGHT IMMA HEAD DOWN2nd monitor everytime be like ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، و2021-02-05 04:06:27
Malignity.Yokuso to MFC I hope that you will find that this site has many things to offer collectors like us. I have found with time an patients that you can find almost any figurine / Plushie or Goods that you may want. At what price that is a different story. As you peruse some of the profiles you will see some that have embellished them thanks to being a donor to the site. Some features like a back ground picture are activated that way. For me I used some Jpegs and made my profile that umph.There as many ways you can customize your profile and as you get to know the site features you will be able to make this site your home. I look forward to seeing some blogs if you do like to write.Enjoy your stay in the MFC community.2021-02-05 03:51:12
sexcellencyThis offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist.2021-02-04 06:10:07
sexcellency∧_∧(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。⊂   ノ    ・゜+. しーJ   °。+ *´¨)         .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)          (¸.·´ (¸.·’*[your mom gay]2021-02-02 12:51:19
sexcellencyHoly f.ucking s.hit. I want to bang Zero Two so g.oddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time there’s a scene with Zero Two, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f.ucking sex with Zero Two. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zero Two’s tight pink ovulating p.ussy. God I wish I was Hiro because I f.ucking know for a fact that Zero Two drains his balls daily. I want her to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. I want to eat and lick her p.ussy and drink every drop of her p.ussy juice until she passes out. I want to f.uck her tight as.shole until that hole gets the shape of my d.ick. I can't endure my life anymore, i'm tired of hugging my zero two dakimakura pillow and cry every night.2021-02-01 13:58:15
sexcellencyYeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap girlfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.2021-01-31 10:53:22
sexcellencyEdgy Steam User BingoLook at the below list. How many of them apply to your Steam profile?1. Has a VAC/Game Ban,2. Black/Grayscale Background3. Says owo unironically, denies being a weeb.4. GIF of some cringy mumble rapper with fake VHS artefacts.5. Aesthetic trendy pic of a girl as avatar6. Comment section cluttered with hearts from strangers.7. Steam Level is over 100. Friend Count is below 20.8. Finds the 80s nostalgic despite being born in 2005.9. Edgy Google Translate Japanese/Korean on profile.10. Fullwidth Font11. Has a profile URL that is 'really unique' and 'cool'12. Special Snowflake broken avatar or blank name.13. Creates groups just for animated avatars.14. Has an e-boyfriend they met through Steam.15. Most groups have grayscale icons.If more than 4 of the above apply to your Steam profile consider adjusting your gay levels to safer levels in order to make Steam a more enjoyable place for everybody.2021-01-28 10:04:26
sexcellencyHello Cutie,How are you doing? Hope u doing Great. Well, Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a woman, even your picture goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman ..I would like to know u better and be good friends.I hope u are doing ok well i was just searching around when i found ur page and believe me its a great page u got, everything about it is great i could not just leave without letting u know how much i think u worth..........i want u to know that u are one hell a beauty, a charming pretty mermaid, so unique,pleasant, breathtaking and so so angelic that i can.. t just stop thinking about u and what u look like always in my mind and head well i hope we talk real soonerOnly God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you! My Interest for you is infinite, without limits.2021-01-26 00:53:14
sexcellencyHiiii! My name is adam xDD I'm 12 years youngg. I'm taken (((: happily by my 15 yrs gf Amy. She's my everything <3333333 but I still flirt with all the girls in my class :) sshh ;x I go to parties every sat, and part at church every Sunday. Hollaaaaaah!!! Hagaha I luv Jesus but idk I might be athiest. I'm bisexual but ill never touch another guy because its a sin. :( I do weed and I love lil Wayne and the Joan's brothers. I hate black people because they scare me. follow ok?!?!?!?!?' =D2021-01-25 08:13:18
sexcellencyYou people are the most contradictory, immature, disease infected sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've never met in my entire life. I would never do anything to help any of you. If you were dying of thirst I would spit in your mouth and ♥♥♥♥♥-slap you. If you needed a ride, I'd hit you with my car, back up and do it again. If you needed directions, I'd send you straight to hell. If you were held hostage, I would call in SEAL Team Six, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no, i dont know that feel bro," then get back into the chopper and go home to sleep soundly to the thoughts of your beheading and subsequent video posting on liveleak. If you were fighting a thousand Agent Smiths, I'd get some popcorn and enjoy your beatdown. If you had a headache, I'd carve our your eyeballs with a rusty spoon and then skullf.uck you while singing you the cupcake song.I hope I've given you all an idea as to how many f.ucks I give about you.2021-01-23 20:11:17
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sexcellencyyou fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.2021-01-23 07:44:13
sexcellencyThe🔻 angle🔺 of the😋😝 Aryan™😚Penis®😳when♋ McErect™ 🔛is on average 🔤about 45♐ degrees♐ from the body. In 🙈the 🙉N.egro®🙊 it is about👆 90 degrees👆. 👉Thus😱 the 😯N.egro®😣 Penis™😂 is 👆almost 👉totally perpendicular 👆👆to 👉his👈 body🔆 when erect🌽🌽🍆. This😂 is😼 ideal😏 for 👉the black🍗 male🍗👨 to👉 enter😪 the🍗 black female👧 from😏👇 behind👏. This🚹 is🔍 why the ♥♥♥♥♥®🍗 focuses🔍👀 more on the🍑 ass than the Aryan™. This is also why black 🍗females 👧never😪 evolved😩 beautiful😍 faces😚 like😘 aryan 💞💗females👍💝.The🙌 aryan😍 Penis™😙 is😝 ideal👍 for 👉entering👈 the 👉aryan💯 woman👸👧 from the front🔝, while face😘 to💏 face😍, which is why Aryan™👧💗women💟💕 evolved😍 beautiful faces👌😚.2021-01-22 17:04:06
sexcellencyDid you know🤔 everytime you sneeze😧, a ghost shoves his ghost ♥♥♥♥🍆in your mouth👅and spurts his ghost spunk💦 in ungodly fashion in it?👀2021-01-21 16:17:24
sexcellencyI'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;Any other questions, we're here to help.Please contact [email protected] a nice evening you have nothing to be ashamed of.2021-01-18 11:32:07
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sexcellencyVery well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.2021-01-14 05:27:06
Akiraplease rate my profile I rate your back2021-01-10 18:00:09
sexcellencyOnce a girl 👩 wanted 🤦‍♂️ to get laid 🛏 with me 🐱‍👤and i was -> 😉 like 😒VIRGINITY 🧨🛒🔑😊IS 💎COOL 💯✔ I'M -> 😉 PURE ✨😎😎😎🛴🚲😍🤣😊👏👌stay 🍆 pure ☕🎗🎄👓🕶🤗😈2021-01-01 13:14:23
H0riz4nSoldierHappy New Year 2020 Version 2.02020-12-31 20:32:26
bellaHappy New Year ♡2020-12-31 14:37:12
RagingFireCangMerry Christmas & Happy New Year~2020-12-24 00:56:40
bellaHappy holidays ♡2020-12-23 18:52:16
Zamppazu❤🐵-REP, pornograafista sisältöä2020-12-21 13:27:23
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sexcellencyfree cancer button: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUJ-xBlN5Bc2020-11-25 15:23:15
Brplwow, maybe the most obvious hacker in CS:GO history - but i dont know, so i say maybe. But im proud to say, that i dont know, if he is hacking. Could be, or not. To be sure pls report him, so maybe he get banned, or not, nobody knows, but i think that i dont know what to think about this case.wow, maybe the most obvious hacker in CS:GO history - but i dont know, so i say maybe. But im proud to say, that i dont know, if he is hacking. Could be, or not. To be sure pls report him, so maybe he get banned, or not, nobody knows, but i think that i dont know what to think about this case.wow, maybe the most obvious hacker in CS:GO history - but i dont know, so i say maybe. But im proud to say, that i dont know, if he is hacking. Could be, or not. To be sure pls report him, so maybe he get banned, or not, nobody knows, but i think that i dont know what to think about this case.2020-11-23 12:16:51
HeGeApparently I "ruined" Thanksgiving dinner by bringing my girlfriend Asuka. My mum didn't care that she was a giat robot pilot, tasked with protecting the world after the Second Impact. She insisted that Asuka isn't real and now we're banned from the local country club. Anyways, my mum says if I don't bring a "real" girl to our Christmas dinner I'm going to get kicked out of the house!!! Asuka sets the bar pretty high but if you think you can compete with her please message me :)2020-11-21 17:21:40
sexcellencyWe regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declined, your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.The listing follows- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Plug 9 $12.99- 6x Magnum condoms (Extra Small) $24.45- 5x Bananas $7.00- 5x Cucumbers $4.00- 1x FeelsLikeRealSemen™ Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99- 1x Next day shipping $45.00- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)Please respond back to us using your old email: [email protected] regards2020-11-21 11:44:08
sexcellencyHey babe, are you a school? Because i wanna shoot kids inside you2020-11-20 04:43:19
sexcellencyRoses are redThat much is trueBut violets are violetNot f.ucking blue2020-11-19 04:32:41
Zamppazu❤🐵-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.2020-11-16 15:37:03
sexcellency-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.2020-11-16 14:46:28
sexcellencyEvery time you two are getting roughMy mind just sounds like Shia LaBeoufIt says no, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noJust no, no, no, no, no.And every time I see him with youMy heart sounds like Shia LaBeoufTo no, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noEvery time you two are getting roughMy mind just sounds like Shia LaBeoufIt says no, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noJust no, no, no, no, noAnd every time I see him with youMy heart sounds like Shia LaBeoufTo no, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, no2020-11-13 15:40:28
sexcellencyforgive english, i am Russia.i am here little time. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.We sex together.i never tell i gay because i am very shame. As i f.uck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am c.umming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM C.UM FROM SEX" (in Russia). I say "I AM CMU FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I C.UM IN ASS" I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. thank read.2020-11-12 12:54:28
sexcellencyCan you please stop sending me your d.ick pics? Thank you.2020-11-11 09:45:13
sexcellencyLOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯2020-11-10 08:14:45
sexcellencybring me back to lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2020-11-09 07:39:34
sexcellencyI used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life2020-11-08 10:55:52
sexcellencyThere's a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways I can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography in of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship.2020-11-07 04:35:12
sexcellencyAttention all Trump Supporters🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾, DOUBLE President Trump👌👌👌 is in great ☠️💀danger💀☠️, and he needs your 🙏🙏help 🙏🙏to wipe out the 👹🐭Demonrats 🐭👹trying to 👦🏿STEAL👦🏿 this election! But to do this, he needs a 👱‍♂️golden👱‍♂️ spray tan and a couple of 👶🏻👶🏻pornstars👶🏻👶🏻. To help him, all he needs is your mom's ❤️❤️❣️credit card ❤️❤️❣️number, the 3️⃣3️⃣three 3️⃣3️⃣ digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be 🏃🏃🏻‍♂️quick🏃🏃🏻‍♂️, so 🤴LORD🤴Trump can 👮🏻‍♂️secure👮‍♀️the ballots and acheive the 😎😎epic😎😎, Victory Royale this election! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏2020-11-06 07:16:09
sexcellencyHere is a quick summary why traps are as gay as normal sex and also why futas are even less gay than normal sexOk when you masturbate to porn you masturbate to a man penetrating a women making you 50% hetero for the women and 50% gay for the manAnd if you watch lesbian porn it will still be 100% gay because 2 womenBut if you watch 2 traps porn you will masturbate to 25% girl looks and 25% to the penis plus the other trap it makes 50% hetero and 50% gay making it as gay as normal sex, and if it's with a girl it will only make it 25% gayAnd with futas they have girly looks making it a 25% gay and also girly parts making it 12.5% so if there are 2 futas it will only be 25% gay and if it's with a girl it will only make it 12.5% gay, thus making it less gay than normal pornThank you for coming to my TedTalk2020-11-04 12:12:51
sexcellencyBefore beautiful wife move here from India she was strong spiritual woman. Hobby include chopping tree for firewood and strangling snake for medicine. Now like most lazy American she eat cake and watch Doctor Oz all day. I don't know what wrong with this woman. Now dishwasher broken. I call American repairman but he on American drugs and do nothing but laugh at dishwasher all day. What must I do to convince wonderful wife to fix dishwasher?2020-11-03 17:56:45
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいうiヽ      /ヽ       | ゙ヽ、    /  ゙i        |   ゙''─‐'''"     l     ,/             ゙ヽ     ,i゙    /          \     i!     ●      ●  ,l     ゙i,,   *   (__人__)  ,/      ヾ、,,          ,/      /゙ "         ヽ    /             i!  ( )        i   !   i!.,    γ" ⌒゙ヽ   l   l  γ'.ヽ     i     i,__,,ノ   i,__,,ノ_,, 丿     ヽ,_,,ノ"~´  We wait for u → https://steamcommunity.com/groups/lolipoep2020-11-03 07:13:42
sexcellencySo i was really bored and horny and my wife (18F) wasn't home. so like every man i watched some good old porn on my (Leonovo windows 10) pc. But porn wasn't doing it. I tried using a block of cheese like another hot reddit post but no luck. I looked around the house but nothing was hot enough. Eventually i found myself in the basement (concrete) and saw lego mario. God. i felt my d.ick (2 inches) harden. I finally found the perfect thing to jack off to. I picked up the small toy and turned him on. "Lego mario time!" God it was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy. Lego mario is like a digital anime boy. He's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. I came (1 oz) just listening to his voice. Once i was finished ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i put lego mario in my palm and kissed him. Then my (18F) wife walked in. ♥♥♥. She saw me cheating on her with lego mario. We got divorced and now lego mario and i are happily married. I ♥♥♥ him every day. he's so much hotter than my ex (18f) wife2020-11-02 16:44:23
bellaHappy Halloween 🎃 ♡2020-10-31 11:36:55
sexcellencyhi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 18 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!love and waffles,* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*2020-10-21 13:18:01
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいう∧∧∩                   ( ゚∀゚ )/             ハ_ハ    ⊂   ノ     ハ_ハ           ('(゚∀゚ ∩     (つ ノ     ∩ ゚∀゚)')       ハ_ハ   ヽ  〈     (ノ    〉  /     ハ_ハ     ('(゚∀゚∩   ヽヽ_)          (_ノ ノ    .∩ ゚∀゚)')     O,_  〈                    〉  ,_O       `ヽ_)                    (_/ ´  ハ_ハ                meow               ...ハ_ハ⊂(゚∀゚⊂⌒`⊃                            ⊂´⌒⊃゚∀゚)⊃2020-10-05 10:42:39
ZenkorNice to meet you2020-09-27 09:35:10
H0riz4nSoldierHey! Nice to meet you; Ranpe!2020-09-26 13:43:40
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいう".....“ᴡʜᴇɴ”, “ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ”, “ɪꜰ ᴏɴʟʏ” ... ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ... ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟꜰ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ! "2020-09-24 11:56:58
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいうᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇɴᴅ! ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ..2020-09-23 14:25:40
Keloz1t�Daun and noob my frend don't cheatr2020-09-09 22:55:21
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいう🄴🄰🅃 🄿🄾🅁🅁🄸🄳🄶🄴 🄰🄽🄳 🅈🄾🅄 🅆🄸🄻🄻 🄱🄴 🄷🄴🄰🄻🅃🄷🅈 I'm waiting for you : https://steamcommunity.com/groups/lolipoep2020-09-07 13:30:02
KOMAsuck my ♥♥♥♥ stipid kid2020-09-07 10:08:00
HEADL3SSI checked, you can)))2020-09-04 10:38:12
Zamppazu❤🐵красивый и с ним приятно игратьprzystojny i dobry do zabawyyakışıklı ve oynamak için güzel帥氣而且很好玩2020-09-02 10:38:20
sexcellencyVery well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.2020-08-31 08:48:02
sexcellencyRoses are redViolets are blueHoney is sweetBut not as sweet as you🤍2020-08-30 13:03:03
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいう___,,...,,__ /`''/`i  |``~--,...~```     `` * |  i ヽ           :;  \ 彡           ミ  〉    ︵  .  ︵   ミ  彡   ``   人  ```   ミ  彡:                ミ,︵I:       つ:❤:⌒   ミr,_,.::::              ミ  ヽ川:::::::          ;;   ゞ..;;;;;;;__,.╰╯::::::╰╯::::*2020-08-26 16:13:15
sexcellencywot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody ♥♥♥♥♥ mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil ♥♥♥♥, innit? ur ded wankah.2020-08-20 14:53:29
i wish you a great week2020-08-20 03:45:51
sexcellency(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)2020-08-19 08:48:19
sexcellencyCyberpunk 2077 new teaser gameplay just released don't forget to check it out and have a nice day🤍 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7oUOUEEi42020-08-18 07:21:23
mcyHave a nice day, my dear friend2020-08-16 16:12:13
󠁳 ⁧⁧ ☾ かわいいう* pat *2020-08-12 11:37:59
✨who😭tf😮is🤫going😚to🙄stop🤬me😍from😬pouring🥵pop🤠rocks😩into🥶my🥴♥♥♥♥♥😴the🙀government😤can't🤑control🤤me😓2020-08-12 02:25:24
i wish you a good week~2020-08-10 23:52:22
Matriko𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑦     / ¯¯`フ         , '' ` ` /       !           , '      レ  _,  -' ミ        ;          `ミ __,xノ゙、         i     ミ   ; ,、、、、 ヽ ¸      ,.-‐!       ミ  i    `ヽ.._,,))     //´``、     ミ ヽ     (¯`v´¯)    | l    ` ーー -‐''ゝ、,,)).       ..`·.¸.·´     ヽ.ー─'´)2020-08-09 08:31:24
ParanymialComplexNice2020-08-08 21:52:35
MomokoSo ur basically an introvert who watches anime and nolifes csgo. Good to know!2020-08-07 15:47:22
Empress of Light+rep2020-08-05 11:10:02
MatiusThat... bait.. You got me grrr2020-08-04 06:27:32
𝕶𝖗𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖔𝕺𝖓<32020-08-03 20:55:18
sexcellencythe only easy day was yesterday, don't give up!2020-08-03 19:27:53
sexcellencyYou will get better honey2020-08-03 19:27:39
sexcellencyAre ya winning son?2020-08-03 16:57:12
神King⛥Hermes⛥TrismegistusI got an ideause carbon monoxide....it's odorless and colorless....your wife won't even know what hit her.....oh did I say wife.... I mean Jedi.....2020-08-02 13:38:14
i wish you a lovely weekend~2020-07-31 23:40:26
ʷʰʸ⁉️ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ❌ ʷᵉ👥 ʲᵘˢᵗ👁 ʳᵉˡᵃˣ😏 ᵃⁿᵈ 🔣 ᵗᵘʳⁿ ↪️ ᵒⁿ🔛 ᵗʰᵉ 🙄 ʳᵃᵈⁱᵒ? 📻 ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ 🤷🏾‍♀️ ʸᵒᵘ 👉🏾 ˡⁱᵏᵉ 👍🏾 ᴀᴍᴍᴍ 😯 ᵒʳ😳 ғᴍᴍᴍ 😤😤😤😤2020-07-31 15:18:33
𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓲~Nicuu to meet yu2020-07-29 10:15:52
☆NoN Stop☆-rep on the end of the match hes kiccking the peoples out with hes team... emberasing... wow. incredible :DD2020-07-24 16:23:24
Salatiga-REP AFK B!TCH2020-03-20 08:18:52
yzt.Epic name2019-10-04 14:50:54
RanpeI want you're Kabanossi2019-08-13 19:16:32
Brpl+rep hot grill2019-08-13 13:09:44
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csájnízhallod buzigyerek??? a kurva anyádat te csicskageci te2019-08-10 14:46:13
HakaishaAnd I am a Tentacle Monster2019-06-13 11:34:55
RanpeIm 15 and im an girl ;;)))2019-06-13 07:34:06
HakaishaOkay man but are you already old enough to play CS:GO?2019-06-12 13:26:48
SasaMan-rep rage goggesok2018-10-27 05:57:11
Ranpe↓ lol anime nerd2018-08-23 14:59:56
ev0nDont add me!! im so edgy >:c2018-08-23 14:36:21
yzt.Rick roll :)))2018-07-09 15:42:34
Ranpeich kaufte es weil m4 war zu teuer :((2018-04-29 10:08:25
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Гомер-rep toxic kid.. no skill... cying every round...2018-04-13 10:31:50
mKzits not me, its the suka team(( такой новичоки нужно пошёл на ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!12017-12-26 06:34:34
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