Julius Seizure | Tell all your weaboo friends I said "Faloopsnarb." | 2018-04-21 18:47:15 |
Julius Seizure | Snooping as usual, I see. | 2017-12-04 21:48:26 |
Julius Seizure | Has been unfished, please resume enjoying his gunharding, scarfaced company. | 2015-04-04 00:55:28 |
Mellcor | has been phished, please do not click any links from scarface and i hope to see him get his account and items back soon | 2015-01-06 19:37:26 |
Julius Seizure | We're running out of toasters. Shoot more ducks. | 2014-03-03 18:28:42 |
Julius Seizure | We're running out of goats. You need to get more while you're out. | 2014-03-03 10:01:11 |
Julius Seizure | Killing, killing, uh...What was I talking about?Oh look, a puppy! | 2013-10-23 15:18:14 |
Julius Seizure | A Glock & Wesson 45mm FPO designed in 1789 by Colt Koch. That statement was part of a plan to assassinate you by way of an aneurysm caused by severe cognitive implosion. | 2013-08-06 12:51:23 |
Julius Seizure | For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroe and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle's lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten. | 2013-07-10 04:22:39 |
Minimutt | Oh, it's your birthday? Happy Birthday then~ | 2013-02-24 05:33:12 |
Julius Seizure | And a bloody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday to you. | 2013-02-24 05:32:25 |
Minimutt | The money thing is optional though | 2013-01-26 00:04:52 |
Minimutt | Well, if you have time and money, I'm totally willing to play with you guys. Just round up some friends and give me a hollar~ | 2013-01-25 20:26:50 |
Julius Seizure | I wonder if anyone thinks it's weird that your profile has seven solid pages of nothing but rambling from me? | 2013-01-04 16:55:29 |
Julius Seizure | If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you've never seen Yog-Sothoth take the dance floor. | 2012-10-11 04:19:49 |
Julius Seizure | Nothing makes you more unpopular to a group than having a live bomb inside you. | 2012-08-28 21:03:31 |
Julius Seizure | Wisconsin cheese-eating champion dead of lactose intolerance. | 2012-08-22 17:40:10 |
Julius Seizure | Mr. Fish goes where Mr. Fish wants to go. And he probably doesn't go there very fast. | 2012-07-26 22:57:30 |
Julius Seizure | Men with beards are 10% to 30% more likely to have beards than men without beards. | 2012-07-17 04:57:56 |
Julius Seizure | >Suppressive Fire In>Suppressive Fire Out>Do the hokey pokey>that's what it's all about | 2012-07-05 22:55:03 |
Julius Seizure | Before they denied it, I was quite certain mermaids don't exist. Now I'm not so sure. | 2012-07-05 03:26:10 |
Julius Seizure | The Fourth of July: That special time of year when everyone in America stocks up on explosives and declares war on the sky. | 2012-06-29 14:28:18 |
Julius Seizure | No. And you ain't gettin' steamy anytime soon. | 2012-06-10 00:16:47 |
Julius Seizure | Smash Bros. is how you build friendships. Mario Party is how you destroy them. Ironic, isn't it? | 2012-04-30 04:51:22 |
Julius Seizure | So bake lots of cinnamon rolls. | 2012-04-28 17:58:10 |
Julius Seizure | Have a bake sale to raise funds for world domination. | 2012-04-27 22:09:29 |
Julius Seizure | Hebbity dur plebbity durp berp borp dorpa weddy reddy deh. | 2012-04-25 21:09:54 |
Julius Seizure | Marry had a little lamb,/ her father shot it dead./ Now it goes to school with her/ between two chunks of bread! | 2012-04-19 05:03:57 |
Julius Seizure | I dare you to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" through a car wash! | 2012-04-08 23:53:37 |
Julius Seizure | I will malice you with a shoehorn! | 2012-04-08 23:45:53 |
Julius Seizure | Do your part: Eat a terrorist today! | 2012-04-06 01:55:40 |
Julius Seizure | All Angels Attract Airborne Artillery. | 2012-04-02 21:29:25 |
Julius Seizure | "Tantruming because he has a bigger office has earned you an appointment with our Community Services Officer, Urist McHammerdwarf." - Letter from Fortress Management | 2012-04-01 04:43:07 |
Julius Seizure | SCIENCE WORDS! HACKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! HOARY MARMOT! TEASPOON COMMUNIST! | 2012-03-26 05:08:34 |
Julius Seizure | Grinding up elves into a fine, purple, glittery powder. 'Cause they deserve it. | 2012-03-19 16:18:25 |
Julius Seizure | Lord of the Rings racing games. | 2012-03-19 03:41:06 |
Julius Seizure | ...because we all know a flying jalopy is the key to world domination. | 2012-03-16 00:15:33 |
Julius Seizure | Autumn 4 Ever | 2012-03-14 00:57:49 |
Julius Seizure | I hate Summer. | 2012-03-13 20:30:23 |
Julius Seizure | Israel has been invaded by lesbian forces. | 2012-03-07 03:23:32 |
Julius Seizure | Music To Blow S**t Up By: The Offical Soundtrack of Just Cause 2. | 2012-03-06 15:05:09 |
Julius Seizure | Billy Mays has the strength to eliminate Germany's military. | 2012-03-02 03:13:19 |
Julius Seizure | Happy birthday, chump! | 2012-02-24 22:35:12 |
Scarface Gunhoard | God I'm boring | 2012-02-22 12:45:45 |
Julius Seizure | teaspoon communist | 2012-02-21 00:06:05 |
Julius Seizure | Is it me, or do most reviewers suck at the games they review? | 2012-02-15 17:55:54 |
Julius Seizure | There's a potato in the fishbowl. | 2012-02-15 16:24:53 |
Julius Seizure | It's better than winning, it's server-clearing. | 2012-02-08 20:37:56 |
Julius Seizure | Pizza exists! | 2012-02-04 22:31:08 |
ED_THE_WOLF_ | Grunt! | 2011-05-19 01:04:44 |
Scarface Gunhoard | Will you make up your mind? | 2011-02-11 19:29:46 |