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| Robbing Hood | 2018-05-19 21:59:00 |
| SATSUI NO HADO GAY | 2018-05-18 09:04:01 |
| Morning Wood | 2017-05-02 01:53:02 |
| Robot Hood | 2017-04-02 10:31:03 |
| Satan's Army Online | 2016-07-15 00:24:04 |
| Satan's Pet Weasel | 2016-07-14 09:43:05 |
| Robbing Is Birthday Boy :) | 2016-05-07 01:33:06 |
| Lord Hobo | 2016-04-15 09:57:07 |
| I Want To Be A Hobo | 2016-04-15 08:37:08 |
| Offensive Chat Bot | 2016-03-26 01:50:09 |
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| Robbing Hood | ᅚ God Is Watching Potential Rapist : O' Demonic Weasel Chan, recently in college, I have been exposed to incredible amounts of temptations. I know I can't masturbate because God is watching. I also put parental filters on my internet for I do not want to end up in Hell because of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Weasel Chan : You are like a garden hose with the water on full blast, but with a golf ball stuck at the rear end, wrong? Potential Rapist : Yeah... and now whenever I look at little boys, I can't help all these unholy, dirty, sinful, yumilicious thoughts.... urrrrgggh yaaah~ Weasel Chan : Do not make such a parade of your horniness. First, all that excess energy has to go somewhere. Cast all thy sexual frustrations unto the Lord in prayer, and pretend like He gives a ♥♥♥♥. Potential Rapist : Surely the Lord has sent you O' wise Weasel~!I know you don't charge for wisdom, and for that I thank you sincerely. Weasel Chan : No biggie. | 2016-07-14 23:46:31 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Paradox of Altruism Compulsive Gambler : Demonic Weasel Chan, why is life so unfair, why can't I stop this gambling habit, why can't I think of my family and relatives no matter how hard I try? And I really do try, believe me. Weasel Chan : First of all, when the chips are down, you buy more chips, it's really that simple. Why should one follow the ways of the world? For the actions of men are evil and their thoughts exceedingly wicked. I mean like, wtf is a savings account for if you are not going to gamble it in a casino? Compulsive Gambler : Oh wise Weasel, I knew I could count on you to teach me self-acceptance... in a world where even my wife and children condemns me. Please give me a hug... Weasel Chan : Now now Son, when your life is finished complete, you can always thank your Daddy downstairs. The Credulous - Because unlike us, natural selection has a sense of humor ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:46:01 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Jesus Says Ain't No Stonin' On His Turf (Part 1) And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto Jesus a woman, who's accused of adultery. They proclaimed that, according to the law of Moses, she should be stoned to death. But what would Jesus do?Jesus stooped down to the ground, and with his finger, wrote in the sands, as though he had not heard them.Then he stood up and said unto them, "Let he who is without a ♥♥♥♥, cast the first stone."And all the men backed the ♥♥♥♥ off. John : But Lord, what about the women? Jesus : John. Women don't throw stones. They poison you in your sleep.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:45:47 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Jesus Says Ain't No Stonin' On His Turf (Part 2) Jesus : Nevertheless. And so Jesus stooped down again, and wrote he, yet another sentence. Jesus : Now if the women cast the stones, it means they HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥. John : I-I see :O Fisherman John - "Master is wise :O But what about the futa?" Jesus - "Futas don't exist in our time. We killed all of them." ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:45:40 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 1) Satan teaches you how to use the Force Choke to scam church regulars. Satan : Church members range from the rare multi-millionaire, to the wandering old hobo who lives under the bridge with rats (Robin). But no matter what race, age or gender, they all have one thing in common. Do you know what that is? Newbie : Erm... they are all human beings who come to church? Satan : No you silly. They all have cash. And they are all scammable. Newbie : Oooooomg $_$ Satan : That's right newbie, it's a tutorial for emptying peasant wallets. You're going to learn how to open the floodgates of heaven tonight!!ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:43:24 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 2) Satan : Listen well, newbie. Tithe offerings are just like the lottery system and casinos, you put a jackpot price, you make the gullible scrubs splash the cash, no matter how poor and backrupt they are. Because the Lord cares for them and He needs their money. He's just insecure and wants to know you trust Him. Newbie : But Lord Satan, who is stupid enough to fall for that? :O Satan : Wrong, newbie. There's a sucker born every minute. How do you think the Vatican priests get to wipe their asses with gold paper? For the Great Security Camera in the sky looks at the heart, and may print enough money to help the Obama Administration pull America out of national debt. Newbie : And what if they still don't give a ♥♥♥♥? :O Satan : That's where the fun part comes in newbie.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:43:12 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 3) Satan : Religious get-rich-quick-schemes are simple, but very effective. Requiring no intelligence and preferably no reasoning skills from the victim. That way, you can ♥♥♥♥ with their emotions. There are 3 fundamental emotions to exploit, and their effectiveness is necessarily in this increasing order : hope, guilt, and fear. Satan : To better explain it, let me set up the big white screen and this movie projector.... alright!! So The Cash Awakens movie by J.J.Abrams was projected unto a huge cinema screen, with the Star Wars opening theme playing. And Satan & Newbie saw an Italian priest in church, preaching like a raving madman. Satan : Ah.... My cunning old bastard student, he was a former conma- I mean, salesman, who lost his job. So I took him in and now he's a full time priest.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:43:06 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 4) Newbie : I see what you did there >:) Satan : Yes of course, I chose him cuz of talent man. Now watch, and learn how the beautiful scams unfold. Scam method number 1 - <Hope> Hendover Yermani (Italian Priest) : Children of God!! This same old boring Sunday I bring goodnews!! As usual :) Now the Holy Spirit tells me some of you are struggling with finances!! You can't even buy a sandwich for God's sake!! ♥♥♥♥ off!!! I mean, God wants to bless you!! If you give what belongs to the Lord, that is a-tenth of your salaries, He will surely open the floodgates of heaven!! And pour out ALL sorts of ♥♥♥♥ unto you, and multiply your blessings!! Nerd Kid : M-multiply...? L-like single-celled bacterium with binary fission? :O Hendover Yermani : Exactly!! God has surely blessed yer son Ma'am! Nerd Kid's Mother : He has, Father Yermani. He surely has.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:42:52 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 5) Satan : Ok newbie, that's false hope, preying on their needs, but the scam concept is like this, they throw in the little that they have left, and pray for the jackpot, just like the lottery. How good is that, newbie? Newbie : Ichiban scam :D Satan : Next, The Cash Awakens Episode 2. Now hope doesn't work on everybody, because some people have reached a stage of material security where there's no need to risk anything for more fortune. But the goodnews, you can still empty their bank accounts. Scam method number 2 - <Guilt> Hendover Yermani : And the Holy Spirit also tells me!! Some o' you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think you rich swag and ♥♥♥♥, you don't need blessings huh?!! I'll have you all know, there are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poor people out there!! African kids are starving and ♥♥♥♥!! And you owe God a ♥♥♥♥ ton of long overdue tithes that you never paid since you were born!!ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:42:31 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 6) Hendover Yermani : Oh for God's sake you thick-headed numbskulls!! Let's pretend I'm Jesus!! I'm Jesus, standing right here in front of yer'all. Jesus : Oh you wicked servants, when I see you in heaven, this I shall ask of you. When I was hungry, why did thou not feed me? When I was naked, why did you not clothe me? Church Member Joe : My Lord ;_; When did I not give a ♥♥♥♥?? And when have I left you in the cold?? Jesus : African children and orphans!! You baka :( Whatever you did not do for them, you did not do for me. Away from me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! ♥♥♥♥ off!!! You don't love me!! Emotional Joe : Oh Lord!! Please do not forsake me ;_; !! I don't want you to hate me!! Wuhuhuhuhu T_T I love you Lord!! I'll empty my wallet for you right this instant... *Hands over all the cash to Father Yermani*ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:42:24 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 7) Hendover Yermani : What in the-!! Get away from me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥!! I'm not here to scam your mone- I MEAN, Jesus don't need any of your money you imbecile!! Give it to the church instead!! To expand the Holy works of the Lord!! Emotional Joe : I swear I will empty my whole bank account!! So that Jesus will love me again ;_; Satan : Cut!! So what do you thi- Newbie : Ichiban scam :D Satan : Fast learner as usual newbie. Now we move on to Episode 3. Something that'll never happen for Half-Life. Now if you think the first 2 methods are enough, you will be mistaken. Because there is a 3rd class, who talks like this, "I'm taking all my fortune to the grave, not the government, not the people, hell not even my own scheming children will get my money!!!"ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:42:17 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 8) Newbie : Wow..... that's one load of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane o_o How do you scam people like that? Satan : Newbie, you always use religion. The one-stop, surefire, scared-to-♥♥♥♥ method to make them cough out all the gold coins. When you're done, they'll be begging on their deathbeds for the chance to donate all their money. Scam method number 3 - <Fear> Hendover Yermani : ♥♥♥♥ you and your bank accounts you rich billionaire scums. You say to yourselves, "Oooo I'm so swag Imma keep all this money to myself, can't touch this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~ Can't touch this!!" But tonight, you gonna die!! You store all your treasures on earth?? You should be storing your treasures in heaven, like Jesus commanded!! You think you smart?? When you die and go to heaven, if Jesus catches you with gold bars in your pockets and tells his Daddy, you'll be flying right back down to burning Hell!!ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:42:08 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Cash Awakens - Directed By J.J.Abrams (Part 9) Hendover Yermani : Charity may be a recommended virtue in the Bible, but that's 2nd priority. Robbing God is a bigger sin and now you got to pay a whole lifetime's worth of tithes to the church. Pay yer bills! God is like a loan shark who bites and never lets go. You think you can just die and that's it??? Oh noooooo~~ God is all powerful, but He won't let you die. He'll find you in the afterlife, and make you squeal. For eternity!! Hendover Yermani : You're robbing God. You're robbing God off His due tithes and now the Devil robs your soul!! Rich Tycoon : I-I-I- *Shivers in fear and shock* I'll give you my wallet, my gold watch, rings and my tuxedo right now!! Kylo Ren : Anything else? Newbie : Omg... The Cash Awakens... Kylo Ren... Scam Lord :O Satan : Exactly, newbie.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 23:42:02 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Pet Weasel Returns (Part 1) Today's Mantra of Happiness - "O Lord, when all else fails, I gaze upon You, ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚand all those trashbag loser street beggars." ????? : O' Demonic Weasel Chan, you've spoken to Compulsive Gambler before, remember? I'm his brother and my name's Sir Want-It-All. Wealth, power, fame, jewelry, ♥♥♥♥♥, crack, tin cans, blood, whatever... You name it, I'll take it. Weasel Chan : So you came here today, because you want advice on how to become, Sir Have-It-All, wrong? Sir Want-It-All : Yes, that is correct... Weasel Chan, I know the world is unfair. But why isn't it unfair in my favour?? I mean, why can't I be the one stepping on people's heads and mocking the life out of them? Why do I have to suffer the agony, of my friends telling me that they get mad ♥♥♥♥♥ everyday? Please tell me O' Wise One, how do I catch'em all?ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:33:59 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Pet Weasel Returns (Part 2) Weasel Chan : First of all, what in the blue hell is "mad ♥♥♥♥♥"? Sir Want-It-All : Well, you put a cat in a sack, swing it around wild for a minute, then you let it out. You get mad ♥♥♥♥♥. My friends tell me they get it everyday, and I quote, it was "shoop da whoop level awesome" for them. Weasel Chan : Ok.....like wtf. I'll pretend I understood that. Here's the problem, son. Your green eyes are now fixated on those who are more fortunate than you, that you don't even realize that there ARE people you can mock and ♥♥♥♥ on, and they are right in front of you all along!!ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:33:40 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Pet Weasel Returns (Part 3) Sir Want-It-All : But I don't see anyone!! :( My dad is a pornstar with a huge ♥♥♥♥, my mom's the Queen of England, my sister has big breasts and a boyfriend, but what do I have? A pillow I can call my waifu every night?? Weasel Chan : Street beggars, my son!! Learn to be grateful to God!! And when you think all hope is lost, give thanks for the fact that you are not a trashbag loser like them. Sir Want-It-All : Omg omg omg!! :D But, Weasel Chan. What about the street beggars? Which losers can they possibly look to for inspiration and self-esteem? Weasel Chan : They can always look to the sewer rats for inspiration. Sir Want-It-All : I-I see :O How come I've never thought of that before?? Indeed, the Lord is wise and just :) Weasel Chan : The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:33:33 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Pet Weasel Returns (Part 4) Sir Want-It-All : But Weasel Chan, since the Lord wants me to be happy with what I've got, what's the point in praying for blessings? :O Weasel Chan : Do not mock prayers, my son!! Talking to yourself everyday is important, so that the believers can actually pretend like He gives a ♥♥♥♥. Sir Want-It-All : Surely you are sent by the Lord!! Weasel Chan, already I cannot thank you enough for helping my brother, who is now happily gambling away his fortune, but now you have also opened my eyes, I am your eternal student now :) Weasel Chan : Eat a bowl of ♥♥♥♥♥ my student, for it is good :) Sir Want-It-All : Everything you say is pure wisdom, Sensei. Underworld Cannibalism God : You ungrateful piece of ♥♥♥♥. You complained while you're alive. Now you get to eat ♥♥♥♥ in Hell >:) ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:33:22 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Heaven Is A Wonderful Place Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - "First lure rats to Syria. Then strap bombs, and put cheese in Madinah." ????? : Demonic Weasel Chan, I am the Praying Mantis. I pray about everything under the sun and I know God loves me. But let's say, I'm eating at Texas Chicken with friends, and God willing, Islamic State brings the kaboom and the body parts fly everywhere, do bomb victims of IS militants get free trips to heaven? Weasel Chan : Why of course my son!! All followers of God go to heaven. Praying Mantis : Then I want my whole family to be in the centre of the blast sphere. Weasel Chan : Good thinking my son, let me speak to al-Baghdadi about his next bomb venue. Praying Mantis : Imma prepare a family flight package <3 Weasel Chan : Praise be to God. I have never seen anyone so stupid, I mean, so full of faith as you :) Praying Mantis : My faith is as strong as the weed I smonk. | 2016-07-14 08:33:09 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online - Directed By Michael Bay (Part 1) Satan's Art Of War Tutorial : Satan teaches you how to start a Guild War (and win it) Satan : Starting a Guild War is easy, winning it is hard as ♥♥♥♥. That'swhy a clever war propaganda is usually not enough. You also need aDivine Decree from God, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stack of nuclear weapons. Newbie : A clever propaganda, check. A divine decree, I canmake one up, so check. Nukes, where the hell do I get nukes?? :O Satan : Get creative, newbie. To an ant, a homemademolotov cocktail and an imported C4, are nukes. Newbie : Ok so we have nukes. What else do we need, Master? Satan : Next, you need to be a satanic leader, who pretends likehe actually buys all that religious ♥♥♥♥. So you are religious enoughto know every word of the sacred texts, and God-forsaken enough tohave the balls to twist them in a way that suits your own taste for war.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:32:44 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online - Directed By Michael Bay (Part 2) Satan : And the more religious accessories you wear, the better. If you somehow won'tdo it because it looks ridiculous, you should instead get your group of advisors to dresslike shamans, it makes your conversations with the Almighty look much more credible. Newbie : No way I'm gonna dress like that. It'll be my advisors :) Satan : And then you need, a mass of religious, disposable goons. And I mean,the absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy fanatics who are outcast of their societies and craverevenge, the real deals, who will buy any ♥♥♥♥ you say, and calls you Daddy. Newbie : Right, I have plenty of those contacts, Elliot Rodger was one, buthe ded. Dylann Roof is caught. But there is this one that shows promise, mighteven be able to lead our Army. His name is Yosef Stalin or something. He wasbeaten up by Catholic schoolgirls on a daily basis. The hatred in that guy is dope.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:32:37 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online - Directed By Michael Bay (Part 3) Satan : Whatever newbie, just pick one off the streets with a sob story to be your goons, that will do. You're the leader. Now, an acting religious leader has to have an open-minded style to his teachings. It shows the ability to be objective and impersonal in the leadership position, and it earns the respect of your homies. My previous student of war, brilliant student, once told his goons, in a rousing speech not any less charismatic than the great Adolf Hitler's. He began with, "There are six types of people in this world. The believers...... and the infidels." Newbie : Ok... o_o Satan : Beautiful and concise ideology. No contest. All beheaded. Newbie : But what about the other four types? o.o Satan : What are you talking about? That's it.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:32:25 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online - Directed By Michael Bay (Part 4) Newbie : Oh I like it :) But Lord Satan, why not just starta war for what it is, power trips? Why make it religious? :O Satan : Newbie, do not underestimate the power of religious goons. They have the abilityto go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy, all the while believing in an Almighty decree from God, thus justifyingtheir sanity. You see, goon big, goon balls of steel, and goon together strooooooong. Newbie : Planet of the Rapes!! I've watched it! Butwhat about goon brain the size of peanuts tho :O Satan : Actually that's even better. That way, these people can charge right into battle withabsolutely no questions, regrets, or hindsight, whether they make it out alive, or half-blowndead. Now how good is that? But the moment they show signs of intelligence and independentjudgement, they are out. You can order their crucifixion, for they have been corrupted by Satan.ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:32:17 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online - Directed By Michael Bay (Part 5) Newbie : Whaaat... but aren't you Satan, teaching us the art of war? Satan : People say God owns the good boys, and Satan owns the bad boys. But I always say, why not both? Newbie : Master is wise :O Satan : A religious army also has the most financially efficient pay structure. You do not even have to pay them. Newbie : What 0.0 really? Satan : Their reward is in heaven. Newbie : No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way :O *jots down on iPad*ᅚ | 2016-07-14 08:32:06 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online : Tutorial Section 4a (Scene 1) With Satan as your Tutorial Guide Wild Fanatic : My God is so big, so strong and so mighty, there's nothing that He cannot beat to ♥♥♥♥!! Satan and ye non-believers, when Judgement Day comes, you're all gonna be sent to Hell!! Ye can all suck on my God-blessed ♥♥♥♥!! Satan : Hey newbie, you see that Wild Fanatic over there? That's a rare sight,you usually only find those in churches and The Vatican. He talks big but he's actually quite weak, try tapping him in the nuts with your Lvl. 1 Magic Club. Newbie : *Taps!!* Wild Fanatic : OWW!! My Children!! Satan : Here in the Tartarus Faction, we only have one motto, when you see the weak, you give them the CPR (Conquer, Pillage, Rape) ᅚ | 2016-01-08 03:19:27 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online : Tutorial Section 4a (Scene 2) Lesser Priest : You there, newbie! I bring tidings of great joy and doom. The world is coming to an end, and all sinful men shall perish!! But hark! Here He comes, riding on the clouds, shining like the sun, the Savior of mankind!! The Flames of Hell or the Glories of Heaven, choose! For the Father forgives all!! Satan : He looks like he has rabies. We gotta put him down. Newbie : *Clubs!!* (Char. Exp: 12/1000 Wep. Exp: 12/200 Gold: 5) Aw man :( almost no gold and exp at all ._. Satan : That's because he's still young and stupid. Wait till you meet The Pope, ♥♥♥♥ ton of gold, holy chants and spells.ᅚ | 2016-01-08 03:19:11 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan's Army Online - Coming soon right after you're done coming ᅚ | 2016-01-08 03:19:04 |
| Robbing Hood | Just because you can't see it, don't mean it ain't there girl. | 2016-01-04 01:23:25 |
| 76561198077777895 | I..I.. I was just scared Robin!! I never meant to joke around!! Ohmaigod.... Paranormal activity >_<!! #true blood #supernatural #dungeons and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ #final destination #mayan calender #zombie apocalypse #cemetery adultery #♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard in the graveyard...... oh noes >_<!! | 2016-01-04 01:21:43 |
| Robbing Hood | Ribbon, do not joke around with ghosts!! If you are not careful, you may not even wake up the next day!! But don't worry, I has many other solutions for you.Do you: A : Call a psychiatrist, and get prescriptions for schizophrenia or psychosis. B : Call upon the name of Jesus Christ, hire a priest, and exorcise the ♥♥♥♥♥♥. C : Call the ghost Shuai Ge, make friends with it and make a deal together, because ghost powers ichiban and very useful.or do you: D : Do all of the above, in reverse order. First you do C, then B, then A. | 2016-01-04 01:16:16 |
| 76561198077777895 | What!! No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way!! D:< Anything but the porn stash ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! >:( | 2016-01-04 01:04:48 |
| Robbing Hood | Ribbon, you will make a GOOD parent someday! ALL bad children need to learn about ghosts, so the little devils will know how to listen to mommy and daddy. First get rid of the yaoi comics you stash under your bed. Hentai comics attract sexual ghosts, because they want to read them too. | 2016-01-04 01:01:27 |
| 76561198077777895 | Robin, my house also got ghost :O You know, the one with the long long tongue every time I wake up I spot it by my bedside that kind.... Ya, the Tentacle Rape Ghost :OThe tongue soooo long, it touch the floor and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is like 8 feet tall :O | 2016-01-02 11:47:11 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Great White Throne - Directed By Steven Spielberg (Part 1) A Christian named Sam died and went to Heaven, to meet The One who will judge his ineluctable fate. God : My son! What took you so long?? Come on in, enjoy, enjoy!! Sam : The ♥♥♥♥ is this ._.?? I was just in bed a second ago. God : My son, life is just like that, insects like you go poof!! And so here you are!! Sam : But Lord, I go to church every Sunday, nevermind the dirty pleasures from Monday to Saturday, why didn't you grant me a long and enjoyable life?? Could it be that... you don't love me? :( God : Mah son!! Of course I love you!! Love is my middle name. Up your ass if you do not believe me :) Sam : Lier :'(ᅚ | 2015-12-17 12:21:13 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Great White Throne - Directed By Steven Spielberg (Part 2) God : Now now son, let me put it this way. You see this $100 banknote? Your life is like, a $100 bankno- Sam : So little :( God : Wow brat!! Will you let me finish? Anyway, insects like you don't get to choose. Wow, the nerve... Ehem!! What I mean is, human life, is just like this $100 note. Now let me show you why, *hands over the $100 note* I'm giving it to you son, will you take it? Sam : I would.... If I wasn't dead already!! >:( God : Son, if you just play along, I might consider bringing you back to life, soooooo.... Sam : Ok, I'll take it :D ᅚ | 2015-12-17 12:20:39 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Great White Throne - Directed By Steven Spielberg (Part 3) God : Wait. *Pulls back $100 note* *Stomps multiple times on banknote with Adidas shoes* Now. Do you still want it? Sam : Why of course my Lord :O That's 5 cheap hookers for 2 nights each!! God : Exactly!! Because it has VALUE! And just like how I stomped the $100 note, you were beaten up by your boss and co-workers and had your head flushed wet in the toilet. But! You still have, VALUE!! Sam : No ♥♥♥♥, Sherlock!! I mean, my Lord :) But Lord, what if you play sudoku on the bank note over and over again, like how my wife rubs ♥♥♥♥ on my face everytime I come home late at night :O ᅚ | 2015-12-17 12:20:32 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Great White Throne - Directed By Steven Spielberg (Part 4) God : What?? Ahahahahahaha!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Sam : (ಠ_ಠ) God : I mean, HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ can she do that to you!! It's so wrong it's hilarious. Sam : Ikr :O God : Well we can test that son :3 Lets see, 9x9 box................. wow ♥♥♥♥. I can't even see the number 100 anymore, your poor face... I don't even... Sam : ¯\__(ツ)__/¯ A man should be able to take all sorts of ♥♥♥♥ :) ᅚ | 2015-12-17 12:20:24 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Great White Throne - Directed By Steven Spielberg (Part 5) God : Ok look at it this way, there must be SOME dumb cashier who will still accept this banknote... I mean like, look,the back of it is still clearly visi- *Rips $100 bill in half* Whoops! Sam : o_o God : What? Is that my fault? Sam : N-no lord!! Nothing is ever your fault =) God : Good boy. Well, speaking of ripping banknotes, which represents human life and value, here you are son!! Sam : Wow, ok... Do I get to go back to life now? God : The ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about? The banknote's ripped, so no deal anymore son. First, let's pop in the DVD of your life! You must not forget why we are here :) ᅚ | 2015-12-17 12:20:18 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Great White Throne - Directed By Steven Spielberg (Part 6) And so Sam's entire life was replayed and projected unto a large cinema screen God : Oh.... The Great White Throne by Steven Spielberg... mhm, mhm, your parents were Christians, mhm, you grew up a good boy, and then you hit 8 years old... OH MY SELF!! Such filth!! What in the blue hell...!! 40 years later ᅚ | 2015-12-17 12:20:11 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Great White Throne - Directed By Steven Spielberg (Part 7) God : Age 48, you died from viagra overdose while having paid-sex with 3 underaged teen sluts. Dayuuum son! Do you know what this means? Sam : What o.o God : It means ♥♥♥♥ off from here you evildoer, I never knew you, ye that work iniquity!! You know, like in the Bible, what did you expect? Mercy?? God - "It's like the game of Dota 2, you win some, you lose some. Why you lookin' at me like that son?" Human souls - "You win some, you lose some. Why you lookin' at me liddat boy?" ᅚ | 2015-12-17 12:20:05 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Super Natural Selection Mechanism (Part 1) The Story of the Screaming Tiger Tribe There once was a man named Billy. He cheated on his wife, who then chopped off his nutsacks. He screamed in shock all the way to the hospital, until they gave him anesthetic to knock him out for surgery. He dozed off and dreamt. The Bollocks Fairy appeared to him, and they had a brief conversation about life and testiculars. He became enlightened.He woke up the next day but his balls were gone. Yet he showed no signs of dismay, for his trauma hath turned into delusion. Billy's doctor explained how the man's testicles had already been fed to the street dogs by his psychotic wife, and expressed his remorse. But Billy, he only smiled and said, "This is just the beginning of a beautiful story, for I have been called. :)" Doctor : Wtf....ᅚ | 2015-09-20 12:03:05 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Super Natural Selection Mechanism (Part 2) Billy brought his winchester pump shotgun and set out on a journey, deep into the Amazon jungles. And soon he stumbled upon a tribal village, with 5 knife-wielding Tribal Guards charging at him. He said, "Muscular, handsome, and shrieks like a monkey. No clothes, stinky and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. This is the tribe from the prophecy :) "And so he fired two shots into the face of one of the Guards. And with the two loud bangs, the whole village panicked. The Village Head and Tribal Shaman came out amidst the chaos to see this stranger. Tribal Shaman said, "A godsend from heaven amidst a thunderous roar. His skin leukemia white, transparent but pure. This must be our saviour from the prophecy!"Yes, they both lost their nuts, and found the nuts in their heads.ᅚ | 2015-09-20 12:03:00 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Super Natural Selection Mechanism (Part 3) And immediately, Billy was worshipped as a God. But he refused to be called one, for he said, "There is only one Bollocks Fairy, and Billy is her prophet. You shall make me the High Priest. And you can call me Father Billy Habibi." Day 12 of being High Priest Billy : After the 127 commandments I have given unto you, I shall now proceed to the real deal, the final goal of the Great Bollocks Fairy and the true purpose for our existence. To offer our testicles unto Her. Yes, you heard it correctly. Our sole purpose of existence, after all the experiences, tears and joys, is to chop off our balls, and give it unto the Bollocks Fairy as offerings for blessings.ᅚ | 2015-09-20 12:02:55 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Super Natural Selection Mechanism (Part 4) Clever Village Boy : Then why don't you do it 1st? >:( Boy's Mom : Hush! Stupid child!! Dare you offend God's servant?? Billy : Son. I already did. *Pulls down tribal pants* Villagers : Gasp!! Omg that thing is horrendous! Billy : Yes yes I know. It is really ugly but necessary, for your ultimate blessings. You see, the Bollocks Fairy came to me one night, she told me the secrets of the testiculars and the power of life it holds wit- Clever Village Boy : Mommy he's full of ♥♥♥♥!! Tell him to suck on a truckload of ♥♥♥♥♥ :( Boy's Mom : Shut up you naughty boy!! *Spanks* I am terribly sorry Father Billy Habibi, please forgive my son's insolence, I will gladly throwhim to the crocodiles if the Bollocks Fairy will forgive our tribe for his sins.ᅚ | 2015-09-20 12:02:49 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Super Natural Selection Mechanism (Part 5) Billy : Oh please do, get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of my face :) Boy's Mom : Before the sun sets, Father. Before the sun sets.90 years later, the Screaming Tiger Tribe just vanished into extinction. And to this day, nobody knows exactly why. But I think maybe you know? wink* wink* But in the end, the High Priest Billy was right about one thing. They gave up their balls - For a greater purpose. Charles Darwin - "My grandfather and I spent like, our whole lives, studying nature and its mechanisms. But even I don't understand this ♥♥♥♥ anymore." SuperNatural Selection - It works in ways you cannot see Priests - They lost their nuts a long time ago, and now they're coming after yours ᅚ | 2015-09-20 12:02:43 |
| 76561198077777895 | Good boy :) | 2015-09-20 01:38:44 |
| Robbing Hood | Yes. I will not piss off mama anymore :) | 2015-09-20 01:37:45 |
| 76561198077777895 | Yes, she says she will chop off your arms and legs the next time you do it again. | 2015-09-20 01:35:49 |
| Robbing Hood | I- I can't?? D: | 2015-09-20 01:34:46 |
| 76561198077777895 | Darling~ Meow says you need to stop offending people's ♥♥♥♥♥ and beliefs. | 2015-09-20 01:34:00 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Cannibal Tribes A group of scholarly Christians went out into the jungles, to preach the word of God to the cannibalistic tribal natives. It's because they think the natives are idiots, for Jesus said, "Blessed are the stupid and naive, for they shall see God." But the tribal natives were far smarter than they thought, and the bible thumpers are in for a rude shock. After two hours of non-stop sermons of salvation. Tribal Chief : Oi oi, you don't cibai with me ok? You think so easy to become Christian?? You try la become Muslim or Buddhist. If my wife run away with another man, my business go bankrupt then maybe la, I will change my God! But now you Christians come over here like free food, later we going to cook you all and makan have a big feast, life is so good. I change my God for what? Tribal Chief - "I pray to God, free food come. I change my God for what?" ᅚ | 2015-09-12 03:17:43 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ God : Hey Rob, you wanna know what's my favourite game? Robin : Wot :O God : Scissors, paper, stone to death. Robin : Ok... So erm o_o Wanna play? God : Sure, but according to Divine logic, I get to go first, and stone always wins. Robin : Nvm, I think I'll pass :| God - "I tell you what, I'll let you go stone this time, but after this you go straight to Hell ok?" ᅚ | 2015-08-30 23:49:21 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Thou Art Kim Jong Un (Part 1) Robin : Oh Father in heaven, I dunno why, but whenever I talk to you... I feel like I'm talking to Kim Jong Un :( God : Dayum son. And why in the blue hell, would you think that I'm anything like the teddybear North Korean Dictator? Robin : Well o_o, you always threaten full nuclear assault, you have absolutely no sense of humour, endorse slavery, and sound kinda dumb. God : Nuclear wha- you mean Hell? Do you like Hell? Cos if you keep running your mouth, you'll end up in Hell. Then imma pour a bucketload of my famous recipe,the Hell-spice anal-scorching spaghetti sauce up your sorry ass you son of Satan.ᅚ | 2015-08-29 21:31:22 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Thou Art Kim Jong Un (Part 2) Robin : Noooooo!!! Not the ass, Lord! Not the ass!! I'm sorry!!! I'm sorry I was ever born!! Wuhuhuhuh!! ;_; God : Too late boy :) Thou hast been nuketh!! For eternity. Ahahahahahaha!! Don't say I have no sense of humour >:) God - Don't say he has no sense of humour Kim Jong Un - "Say wat??? I push the red button!! I push the red button!!!" ᅚ | 2015-08-29 21:30:50 |
| Robbing Hood | Thx :D As usual, you are always right :) | 2015-08-26 19:39:47 |
| 76561198077777895 | Why of course you do darling!! :O Who ever gave you the impression that you're sane :) | 2015-08-26 19:37:20 |
| Robbing Hood | Do I look nuts to you? | 2015-08-26 19:34:58 |
| Robbing Hood | Ribbon... My family, they think I'm nuts. | 2015-08-26 19:34:55 |
| 76561198077777895 | Zeus - "Life is short, destroy someone's life. But first you give that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ some hope."Never forgetti mom's spaghetti >:) | 2015-08-26 12:19:30 |
| 76561198077777895 | Robin dammit, you almost gave a ♥♥♥♥ about life!! Never go full ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-08-26 12:18:02 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚᅚ ♫ Magic Dildo Advertisement ♫ ᅚᅚᅚ One, two, three four five,These sticks can't make me feel alive :|ᅚᅚ Six, seven, eight nine ten, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, like what the ♥♥♥♥ man!! <3ᅚ "Girl, why'd you make him go?" Because my husband pissed me so!ᅚ Well, what should I do tonight? :(ᅚᅚ Alright, alright, alright~!! <3 Magic Dildos - Order one now. Replace that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ᅚ | 2015-06-03 09:55:49 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Buddha's How To Smart Talk Your Way Out Of Anything "I'm like, the wisest person who ever lived. Ask any village idiot." - Buddha Young Man : You have no right teaching others!! You're as stupid as everyone else, you are nothing but a fake!! Buddha : Tell me young man, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong? Young Man : I guess it's mine of course, because I bought the gift. Buddha : That is correct. The same with your anger. If you're angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. And here I'm like, ♥♥♥♥♥ please, you are only hurting yourself. And do you like Karma? Because she just took a huge ♥♥♥♥ listening to what you said, it's not even funny. Young Man : ......... you expect me to swallow that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?!?! Nirvana - And with one blow to the Buddha's face, the Blessed One ascended to a higher plane of existence. ᅚ | 2015-05-27 01:06:05 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Curious Tale of Taylor Swift (Part 1) One sunny morning, our young lady Swift was walking down the street towards Walmart. Taylor Swift : ♫ Every guy wanna piece of me~ Every guy wanna piece of me~ ♫ Self esteem, self esteem!! :) Ahahahahaha!! :D What the!? 0_0 Why isn't that guy checkin me out??? Hey you!! Why you no check me out you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?? DIE!!! Random Street Guy : Wtf ♥♥♥♥♥ ._. I'm married, and my wife is walking beside me can't you see?? D: Taylor Swift : Ahahaha!! xD It's cool, it's cool, good day sir!! Phew, thank God I've still got it >:) If only that manslut Mayer could have behaved like this guy. How could he cheat on me? I was only nineteen!! John Mayer's Ghost : It's precisely because you were young and stupid, ya cheap ♥♥♥♥♥. Taylor Swift : No, John!! I know I was not the only ♥♥♥♥♥ you manslut. I should have chopped off your ♥♥♥♥ when I had the chance!!!ᅚ | 2015-05-21 18:43:30 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The Curious Tale of Taylor Swift (Part 2) Walmart : Home Department Taylor Swift : You're no angel yourself, John. I'll show you who's the cheapest ♥♥♥♥♥. Don't make me write Dear John version 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! >:( Oh look, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mirror! Mirror mirror in the store, who da cheapest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥? Store Mirror : Snow White... is the cheapest f- hahaha, who am I kidding you skanky ♥♥♥♥♥? Taylor Swift : Ouuuuuuuuuhhh mai God, you didn't say that... You didn't say that!! NOW DIE!!! *Grabs sledgehammer and smashes Walmart mirror* Taylor Swift - Just you wait!! When I calm down I'm gonna write ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚa song about you, you mirror sonuvabitch!!! ᅚ | 2015-05-21 18:43:24 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ And The Lame Shall Walk - Matthew 11:5 African Pastor : Do you know wah I luvz miracles??? Little Boy In Wheelchair : Bro, who doesn't o_o?? African Pastor : No, you stupid!! It's because miracles... prove that God exists!!! Little Boy In Wheelchair : :O I-I want to believe!! Make me walk again pls!! ;_; African Pastor : Abayadababayaga!! In the name of Jesus!! *Lights boy's pants on fire* Little Boy In Wheelchair : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! *Jumps out of wheelchair and runs around screaming* MOMMY HALPP!!!! African Pastor : See!! People, iz ah miricul!!! Iz ah miricul from God I tell you!!! And The Blind Shall See - Matthew 11:5 African Pastor : Do you know wah I luvz miracles??? Little Blind Boy : Please... don't kill me T_Tᅚ | 2015-05-15 04:44:51 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ A Christmas Story One starry Christmas night, a 6-year-old boy kneels by his bedside and prays Boy : Lord Jesus, tonight is your birthday <3 So I'm going to stay awake ᅚᅚ till midnight to speak with you, won't you come speak with me? ????? : OW!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥' poor rats, can't even afford a decent ᅚᅚᅚᅚfloorboard, why do I even bother every Christmas. Boy : .....? Who's there? Jesus is that you? ????? : Jesus? Hohohoho!! No son, that's a story your parents told you, I'm not Jesus ᅚᅚᅚᅚChrist, the name's Claws, Satan Claws. They also call me Father Christmas. Boy : B-but, my mom told me Jesus is the Child of Christmas.... Not ᅚᅚ some fat 60-year-old pedophile who wants me to call him daddy!! Satan Claws : Hohoho... son, everything your mother told you..... was a LIE!!!! Boy : NUUUUUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUHUU!!!! ;_; Satan Claws - Mommy... *sniff* why ;_; ᅚ | 2015-05-01 02:07:29 |
| 76561198077777895 | Imma go get the electro-whiplash <3ᅚ | 2015-04-29 22:34:33 |
| Robbing Hood | Of course not my love, of course not <3ᅚ | 2015-04-29 22:33:35 |
| 76561198077777895 | Better than spending time playing with me? :'(ᅚ | 2015-04-29 22:32:38 |
| Robbing Hood | Better than surfing porn, Ribbon. Better than surfing porn.ᅚ | 2015-04-29 22:31:39 |
| 76561198077777895 | What is it with you and your old man rants??? Too much free time or what :(ᅚ | 2015-04-29 22:30:34 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The O' Lord Series 2 Robin : O Lord, why do some of us get a luxurious living and people in africa have to starve? God : My Son, it is so that you can learn the value of generosity. Robin : Lord, why did you not let us starve instead so we can teach them generosity? God : ♥♥♥♥ you boy, whoever gets the short end of the stick is not my problem you dig?? God - He works in ways you cannot dig Robin : Lord I understand that I can never dig your ways with my limited wisdom. ᅚᅚᅚ But if you know that men are selfish, men are cruel, why do you not rain down ᅚᅚᅚ manna from heaven like you did for the jews during the Exodus of Egypt? God : Bro, acts of kindness are left to the people, I ain't takin away ᅚᅚ their opportunity for love. And btw, I only rain men nowadays ok? And Earth sings - It's raining men!! Hallelujah, it's raining men... Amen!! ᅚ | 2015-04-29 22:10:51 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Gratefulness African Pastor : Robin, you insolent little ♥♥♥♥, even the starving children here ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ give daily praise to God, what right do you have to complain? Robin : Oh hell if I'm starving, I'd be praying my ass off too. African Children - Could it be that, they are not praying hard enough? Positive Thinking - If you choked to death on a sack of ♥♥♥♥, praise ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚthe Lord. Because hey, at least nobody saw it right ᅚ | 2015-04-29 21:55:52 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Sun Tzu's Art of War "Speak loudly, and pretend you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stash of nukes."- N. Korea "Stash a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of nukes, but do not speak of it."- Israel Nuclear Weapons - Who ever said life doesn't have a reset button ᅚ | 2015-04-28 01:14:04 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚTime Machines - Able to reverse every damn event of the universe except the age of your body. Time Machines - Defying the laws of thermodynamics since the beginning of time. ᅚ | 2015-04-25 23:45:55 |
| Robbing Hood | Not sure how to deal with The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ghoul though :| | 2015-04-25 11:09:19 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Ghostbuster Tips 1 Banana Tree Ghost Lady - You see a bunch of ripe bananas you wanna pluck, but you hear a ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ silent moaning from the tree itself. Go ahead and grab the bunch of ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ bananas, then run off to a street lamp. You'll see a crazy woman ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ chasing you with a kitchen knife, then you'll recognize your neighbour. Result : You now know how the Banana Tree Ghost looks like Level : Risky - she gonna kill you Toyol - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ seems to know where you hide all your jewelry and cash. So you find out ᅚᅚᅚ which of your relatives has your house key, and is heavy in debt, catch him in the ᅚᅚᅚ act and hand him to the police. Suddenly the Toyol disappears along with him. Result : You get to keep your diamonds Level : Almost like magic ᅚ | 2015-04-25 11:06:03 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Ghostbuster Tips 2 Orang Minyak - When you get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who covers himself in black oil attempting ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ to rape young virgins, it's simple. You get a lighter, you set him on fire. Result : Orang Bakar Level : Super Effective (it's almost like he asked for it) ᅚ | 2015-04-25 11:05:56 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ"But Robin, you haven't really seen real ghosts have you?"Bro, I have read and seen ghost stories, movies and documentaries more than you imagine. And I was that sadistic kid who gets off on frightening other kids with invented ghost stories."You wait la Robin, you wait. One day your turn to kena then you know."ᅚ | 2015-04-25 02:35:54 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ List of Ghosts and Ghouls Orang Minyak : Your local Bangladeshi construction worker. Oily and slippery. Banana Tree Ghost Lady : Your neighbour who planted dem banana trees. Ugly and mean. Toyol : Your uncle - lost all his money in gambling. Loves gold chain, jewelry and cash. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ghoul : Your daylight streaking pervert who gets off masturbating in front of you.ᅚ | 2015-04-25 02:30:46 |
| Robbing Hood | If there's nothing, missing in my life, why do these ghosts come at night? All want to suck my ♥♥♥♥. | 2015-04-25 02:17:13 |
| Robbing Hood | Omg not you too Ribbon, NOT YOU TOO!!!!!!! | 2015-04-24 01:32:38 |
| 76561198077777895 | Robin I told you that you were gay. When are you going to bring a man home for a threesome!!! | 2015-04-24 01:31:43 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Satan wants you to suck his ♥♥♥♥ Once upon a time, before Satan became who he is, he was Lucifer. And Lucifer, being the most beautiful archangel of God, naturally has a faggotlike nature. And one day he tried to make an advance on El Shaddai Himself. God : Get your filthy hands off me you ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! Oh myself!! I hereby banish you and your ᅚᅚ ♥♥♥♥♥♥-ass host of followers to the desolate planet called Earth. I'm not even sorry.And thenceforth, God declared unequivocal punishment on all homosexuals, for they hath reminded him of Lucifer... the ♥♥♥♥♥♥.Homosexuals, God's mercy endureth forever, yet he hates you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That says a lot you sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Why don't you repent and like, grow a vagina or something you pieces of ♥♥♥♥?ᅚ | 2015-04-24 01:02:41 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Robin's Pinky Hearts Diary Day 185 : Medications stopped for 6 months, still doing fine.ᅚᅚᅚᅚ That is at least until Satan starts talking to me again.ᅚᅚᅚᅚ Like wtf??ᅚᅚᅚᅚ o_oᅚᅚᅚᅚ MOMMY!!! HE'S HERE AGAIN!!! ;_;ᅚ | 2015-04-24 00:39:33 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ"'Life is so unfair!' I cried to God. Suddenly, He appeared in a light of brilliance, and I pissed myself. Overwhelmed by his holy presence, I crawled back to church and begged for forgiveness." - Robin Robin : God forgive me, for I know not what I've done. God : Bill, It's already t- Robin : But my name is Robi- God : IT DOESNT MATTER, WHAT YOUR NAME IS Robin : o_o God : Bill. It's too late, I'm sorry.ᅚ | 2015-04-24 00:09:14 |
| Robbing Hood | No wonder all the peacelovers went extinct :O | 2015-04-22 15:45:39 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ War- Part 1 Robin : Lord, why did you program man and animals to massacre each other? Ali G : Wait God, let me get that one for you. War! Huh? What is it ᅚᅚᅚ good for? Well, for start? It sorts out who is the strongest out of ᅚᅚᅚ the two countries. Also, you get to see some amazing explosions. ᅚᅚᅚ But, there is some people out there who not only don't enjoy the war, ᅚᅚᅚ but they try to spoil the fun for everyone else. And those chickens is ᅚᅚᅚ called the 'U.N.' Me went to New York to meet these player-haters.ᅚ | 2015-04-21 14:54:06 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ War- Part 2 Robin : Did you give them a good bashing? Ali G : Yes of course. Me gave them the lecture and they is obviously appalled, and has ᅚᅚᅚ organized an international candlelight ceremony, for peaceful protests against wars. Robin : By the gods, how formidably creative!! And did it work? Ali G : Well, the people is dancing now, aren't they? Einstein : Boy, I would have enjoyed this ceremony, had I not ᅚᅚᅚᅚ supported atomic research I wouldn't feel like a hypocrite. War - Because those bastards attacked you first. ᅚ | 2015-04-21 14:54:02 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ The O' Lord Series Robin : O' Lord, how is it that you can cure cancer but you can't cure aids and grow a leg back? Christian God : These are mysteries of heaven my son, come suck my ♥♥♥♥ and I'll tell you. Robin : O' Lord, how is it that some people have a two-way telephone ᅚᅚᅚ to heaven for speaking with you and I don't? Where is my hotline? Christian God : The Holy Spirit shall be your hotline, my son. Robin : O' Lord, are you really the Ancient Creator I am looking for? Or are you a fantasy? Christian God : Of course I am, son. I mess with the universe from time toᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ time. Because ♥♥♥♥ nature and universal laws, I'm the boss.ᅚ | 2015-04-19 22:39:01 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Robin : O' Lord, why do you not let us live for an eternity, why do we have to age and die? God : You were built to survive and reproduce, not to live forever, my stupid ᅚᅚᅚSon. Because according to divinemicrosoft.com human software needs to be ᅚᅚᅚconstantly updated, lest the overloaded minds cannot keep up with the times. Robin : Then why did you program man to dream of heaven ᅚᅚᅚ and eternity? And to fear Death when old age comes? God : Yeah, serves you right, and ♥♥♥♥ me, right?Fear of death is proof that physical immortality shall be part of man's destinyᅚ | 2015-04-19 22:38:41 |
| Robbing Hood | OMG Ribbon, who is that guy?!! IM GONNA KILL HIM!!!ᅚ | 2015-04-13 09:03:23 |
| 76561198077777895 | Not so funny when it's your wife now, is it? *slurp slurp *suck suck *slurp slurp*ᅚ | 2015-04-13 09:00:46 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ askangelwisdom.com Category: Life is short ♫ Zeus's Entrance Theme ♫ Life is short, destroy someone's life, But first you give that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ some hope. Life is short, go bang someone's wife, And make him watch it, man that's dope. That, son, was how I met your mother, And that, was how I owned your father. Life may be short, but you can always spend a long time in jail. ᅚ | 2015-04-13 06:12:46 |
| 76561198077777895 | You are literally nothing without me as your girlfriend!! >:) ᅚ | 2015-03-23 00:12:43 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ A Black And White World Angel speaks : Mortal, you who are gifted a compass with the letters unwritten,Write it yourself lest someone else should write them for you.More than the sum of your being,Higher than the ways of your kin.Is that not what you want to believe? Demon speaks : How simple to live as an animal, their instincts raw, ugly and pure.Men bear the burden of morals and a beautiful world, toss them away. Power beyond your wildest dreams.Happiness that consume your very being.Of what use is a compass of guilt and shame? Mortal speaks : My compass was already written, By which of you I shall never know.My mission is to protect it from being stolen, Lest I be the one who suffers the blow.Born of the mind of madness, how would you see, how would you know? ᅚ | 2015-03-07 04:49:51 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ ♂ Be Ah Pimp It Gangsta Yo ♀ My chickens on discount yo, oh such luck, Whip out yo wallet, git ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a duck. You need da love, my boys need da money. Welcome to the land of da milk and honey. Do you fantasize the one, the apple of your eye? Dream of the angel, who captured your heart? There are some things that money can't buy, But for everything else, there's MasterCard. ᅚ | 2015-03-04 05:36:32 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚᅚᅚᅚ GOD.......)..............\...........................................·´ ...........\...'',,..................................../....'....... ... ......\..................................(, ,/~_... ,....,....),)..................................\_../.._./...../..../_/....................................`·¸__,/...../._../........................./´¯/).............../...../................&............/ ¯../.............../.._ /............................../...../ ...............(/_,/........................../´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸...................................../´'/.../..../......./¨¯\..................................('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')...................................\.................'...../.....................................''...\.......... _.·´.........................................\..............(.......ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚMAN The Fall of Adam : God Also Calls You a Filthy Pig ᅚ | 2015-02-27 03:47:46 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ ♫ The Devil Just Called You A Pig ♫ An intelligent man, but a liar who spouts deceit. An honest man, but an idiot who spews ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your hero today becomes the devil tomorrow. Your family's saviour, is your enemies' slayer. Know that virtue is a lie, and sin is an illusion. Seeing black and white only causes confusion. Men are like the animals, no matter what you insist.And right and wrong is real, only as human minds exist. ᅚ | 2015-02-26 13:23:30 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ "Give a troll a ♥♥♥♥, it becomes an argument with no verdict. But teach him how to ♥♥♥♥, and he'll become a sex addict." ᅚ | 2015-02-26 07:13:07 |
| 76561198077777895 | Ew. Just burn in hell, you loser. | 2015-02-24 05:58:53 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ I live in the attic, not my mom's basement, Making friends with rats for amusement. I eat roaches for dinner and spiders for supper, Surfing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all day playing with my pecker. Friends tell me to grow some balls and get a wife. So Ribbon-chan, will you be my partner for life?! ᅚ | 2015-02-24 05:52:04 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ Plants decay and animals die.Kingdoms crumble and worlds fall apart.But humans, a tiny speck of dust, on a small island called earth,in the sea of the cosmos, thinks his soul lives forever after he dies. Because he is the child of God he says. ᅚ | 2015-02-23 03:20:16 |
| 76561198077777895 | Till the day your flesh rots and your bones decay, and when your paltry soul is burning in hell, I will always be your only girl... right...?ᅚ | 2015-02-22 12:20:40 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ ♫ Da ♥♥♥♥♥-craved Slutboy's Ode ♫ I brought another girl on a date, for my seduction is an art, Moaning like an orgasmic cow right in front of the public. Girlfriend protests and says its demeaning her, like what?? But so many are watching, imma caress her in her pubic. I said, "hush my darling", and giveth her a word of wisdom, "Piss me off and tonight we are doing it without my condom." And, "If thou truly loveth me, thou loveth too my horny prick."Next day came her dad with a shotgun and blasted off my ♥♥♥♥.ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ Woke up in a hospital two weeks later,ᅚᅚᅚ Felt my crotch and discovered an artificial pecker.ᅚᅚCan't feel no sensation but at least it's much bigger :D, Back to the old days before psycho's dad pulled that trigger. Quote of the day : "I'm not a manwhore, I'm just the top of the food chain." Don't Hate. Donate. ᅚ | 2015-02-19 22:14:25 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ ♫ Da Love-craved Slutgirl's Ode ♫ I went to my prom last night dressed like a ♥♥♥♥♥, Earned a room and free pills from my guy friends I think. I woke up dazed the next day and my butt was sore,Something dripped out of my ♥♥♥♥♥ and boy does it stink. I can't seem to remember, But it probably doesn't matter. Problem with my pissed off daddy nine months later. ᅚᅚQuote of the day : "I'm not a slut, they made me feel like one." Don't Hate. Donate. ᅚ | 2015-02-19 21:09:05 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ ♫ The Doomsday Prophet's Ode ♫ "Ask not the Lord God what weed he's been smokin', Lest incur ye His wrath and The Devil's balls be trippin'." Ask however, the prophet, which shrooms does he eat.And be enlightened ye, that heaven grows on a cow's ♥♥♥♥. ᅚ | 2015-02-15 00:43:07 |
| Robbing Hood | ᅚ"You're used to dealing with heroes... But what you don't have much experience with is kings. And that's your problem here. You can't think of them as normal men. You can't even think of them as behaving human--that's thinking too small... They are larger than that, bigger than that... They exist above other men because they were born that way. Authority began at the cradle, you see. Their very idea of morality is different than what you are used to. The people--their people--expect them to do violence to ensure a certain amount of peace and prosperity. And like gods, they are also expected to commit murder... So the people can sleep at night knowing they are protected." - Maximus (Marvel)"You can win this war, brother, if you only have the will. Say the word. Gen - o - cide." - Maximus (Marvel)ᅚ | 2015-02-04 22:23:07 |
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