funkmelon

SteamID64: 76561198037702815
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CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/dankalosh/
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Creation: 2011-02-03 20:15:35 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 05:23:30

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funkmelon2023-06-19 00:48:12
alexg2018-04-20 04:47:56
disgruntled Josh of Drake & Josh2018-03-26 23:06:20
disgruntled japanese man2018-03-10 02:10:27
stale wooden door cake2018-01-24 07:13:25
dan kalosh is a baby idiot2017-10-15 08:30:14
it ya boi2017-09-13 10:09:14
spooky spaghetti guy2017-08-04 15:48:29
dankalosh (gone til friday)2017-07-30 08:27:35
perciatelli piper2017-07-13 06:14:54
Dan Kalosh2017-07-07 05:18:11

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Alex G2023-01-14 02:17:56

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https://steamcommunity.com/id/dankalosh/2023-01-14 02:17:56

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tim guyOh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳2024-07-03 21:11:35
dead gameLIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:9:00: GAY LESON!!9:45: how to be be GAYY!!10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!11:15: GAY RECESS!!11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!12:45: GAY LESON!!!1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!THIS ISWHAT LEFT WANT!2024-01-11 14:17:15
gromitvideo game2023-12-20 06:12:58
Silly Gaming: erection**¯¯¯'^^~-"""----~^*'"¯ "****'¯""****':"""****"****'¯""****':"""***"*) ("*'.".'.: "\,.:.:.:.:."-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :) ( : : : : : "\,:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ) ( : : : : : : "| ====== + REP.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :) ( : : : : ,~":.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸""-~"¯"""****'¯""****':"""****"****'¯""****':"""****'" ( :~~"":.:.:: :"-"""***/*'ì¸'¯:.': : : : :"-" : : :"\.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/"-"_::::_"-*__""~"2022-02-11 04:02:37
Tactical BaconI overclocked my 4 SLI sound cards. cs go sound quality and volume is over 9000 but i got VAC BANNED for wallhack. I just had overclocked sound cards... I hear everything even enemy voicechat its not cheat if you have good pc. poors complain. you need to buy a custom gaming computer you do not need too buy expensive pc. 64GB ram, couple graphics cards in SLI. 1080 GTX graphics card is ok not too expensive. Overlock all parts of the computer. even fans, usb ports, power supply (power over 9000. but be careful if your parents come yell electric bills.) and the most important part of what everyone forgets overclock PC case (remember buy good quality pc case unlocked and overclock free) If you want to play like a pro players and preaim and hit one taps you need get better sound card and other parts. YES BOY YOU NEED GOOD SOUNDCARD OR YOU CAN NOT PREFIRE IN FPS MULTIPLAYER GAMES AND YOU HEAR FOOT STEPS EVEN IF ENEMY SNEAK OR CAMP.?2021-09-03 21:36:22
Old Francis HaleOwO2021-06-01 22:27:50
Amitiumu2020-12-05 23:42:06
Tactical BaconCIOLWET CHARGES2019-02-02 00:05:39
Tactical BaconShut the ♥♥♥♥ up you stupid little cockbag. So what if I'm attracted to 2D girls. Where else can you get large breasts, thick thighs, big ass, small waste and purple hair with a Kawaii voice? Nowhere. So stop judging us or I swear to ♥♥♥♥ I will release my final form and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ all over you while reciting ye entire 3rd episode of Sword Art Online. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.2018-12-22 23:19:41
Amitithe comment below me is gay cause its under me2018-07-12 19:19:09
Silly Gaming: erectionFor quite some time now, I've had this lingering suspicion that the japanese government created anime as a sort of weaponized autism to be unleashed quietly on america in an attempt to rot america's youth and create an entirely un♥♥♥♥able generation of kids who can't carry on their family lines. Generation Lost. Some ol' supervillain ♥♥♥♥. Why would they do such a thing? Uh, I donno, ask ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nagasaki. It adds up. It would have been a great plan, too, had it not backfired spectacularly, what with Japan now being the mecca for weebs and sex weirdos. Anime isn't real you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers. Stop acting like anime is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch anime. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ass sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you your narutos.2018-07-12 06:22:15
Silly Gaming: erectionOKAY I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.2018-05-02 21:14:50
darksparks is canonI need me a thicc ♥♥♥♥♥, no ♥♥♥♥ tho2018-01-15 21:27:59
Tactical BaconHot terrorists in your area looking to jihad2017-10-23 18:20:31
AmitiWTS warm coat, 4761^1/2 P2017-10-23 10:22:46
darksparks is canontyuk tyuk tyuk, nahui blyat2017-08-22 02:42:09
alexgi love me some refreshing ♥♥♥♥2017-08-21 15:31:43
Silly Gaming: erectionI need to ask you something, and i want you to be totally honest with me. It may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you.I hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. I just want your hoest opinion... Pepsi or Coke?2017-08-21 08:31:23
AculeusFapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again/ Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay.2017-07-25 13:03:24
darksparks is canonHey, take this piece of air. You'll need it when the skeleton war resumes.2017-07-13 17:42:26
Tactical BaconBy defending Raqqa from the imperalist Americans and their YPG pawns ISIS is actually defending Syria.2017-06-18 19:43:12
darksparks is canonLeave it for 4.2017-06-04 16:45:50
Tactical BaconWhile in 3/10 we were forced to do this chant before going into JRTC, if they're pregnant, they must train! The medics were specially trained in disguising pregnancy as other ailments, forcing pregnant females to stay in the field well after they had their babies. Newborns were forced to train to the 3/10 standard, if they didn't make it, we beat them to death with machine guns. Still borns were left in the box, sometimes for weeks at a time. We were forced to watch birth videos of "accidental still births" and had to cheer everytime. I GOT THE ♥♥♥♥ out of 3/10 after that, I walked right up to my company commander and told him I REFUSED to force pregnant women into the field. He laughed in my face, so I beat him to death and said "this is for the babies". I stole his van and drove home, they mailed me my dd-214 later because what I did was so illegal noone wanted to investigate it. If you are a part of the RIGHT WING TERRORIST ORGANIZATION known as 3/10 you need to leave now.2017-06-02 16:12:59
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alexgO G A I T N A S2017-05-10 00:13:52
darksparks is canonNo. It's S A N T I A G O YOU IDIOTIC FOOL.2017-05-10 00:13:01
randy marshmy name jeff2017-03-28 18:39:05
Tactical BaconMate. What the HELL?!! You must be a right-wing neo-Nazi NUT ?, extremely misguided or just a NIHILISTIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to plaster these two up here. As a queer woman, I ALREADY feel the SHADOW of these two men hanging over my existence, the existence of my community & friends, the existence of the ENTIRE PLANET and NOW I have to literally walk under the shadow of them every SINGLE DAY??Every time I look at your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MURAL I feel a deep knot of DREAD in my stomach, a sinking DESPAIR, & the greater darkness of the WORLD comes flooding in over the peaceful streets of Cobnrg.[If it's this DARKNESS you want to draw attention to at least make it about something we might have some power to change ?]Anyway this is a notice to you; yoúre obviously a very tale nted artist but if you don't replay to this I´m gonna have to do some aMATEUR ALTERATION on this thing, & I´m going to do it with a WHOLE LOTTA GLEE.2017-02-26 17:56:11
Silly Gaming: erectionThe thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?I could go on.I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"2017-02-20 04:40:56
Tactical BaconI overclocked my 4 SLI sound cards. cs go sound quality and volume is over 9000 but i got VAC BANNED for wallhack. I just had overclocked sound cards... I hear everything even enemy voicechat its not cheat if you have good pc. poors complain. you need to buy a custom gaming computer you do not need too buy expensive pc. 64GB ram, couple graphics cards in SLI. 1080 GTX graphics card is ok not too expensive. Overlock all parts of the computer. even fans, usb ports, power supply (power over 9000. but be careful if your parents come yell electric bills.) and the most important part of what everyone forgets overclock PC case (remember buy good quality pc case unlocked and overclock free) If you want to play like a pro players and preaim and hit one taps you need get better sound card and other parts. YES BOY YOU NEED GOOD SOUNDCARD OR YOU CAN NOT PREFIRE IN FPS MULTIPLAYER GAMES AND YOU HEAR FOOT STEPS EVEN IF ENEMY SNEAK OR CAMP.?2016-12-11 22:16:32
Rachi0995TTVIN THE RAIN OR IN THE SNOW GOT THE GOT THE FUNKY FLOW IN THE RAIN OR IN THE SNOW GOT THE GOT THE FUNKY FLOW ALL YOU EVER NEED IS TO BE NICE AND FRIENDLY ALL YOU EVER NEED IS TO BE NICE AND FRIENDLY MONEY MONEY MONEY IS ALL YOU NEED MONEY MONEY MONEY IS ALL YOU NEED2016-11-07 18:52:08
Rachi0995TTVim blackand thats badi will never be white and thats not goodtheres nothing id rather bethan hanged on a tree2016-11-07 18:51:08
Rachi0995TTVI'm Rick Harrison and this is my Pawn Shop. I work here with my Old Man, and my son, Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price. One thing i've learned after 21 years, you never know what is going to come through that door.2016-10-29 01:58:41
darksparks is canonDEXTERS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LAB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA2016-08-04 19:29:14
darksparks is canonsos2016-08-02 19:29:53
darksparks is canon(gone until thurs)2016-07-29 06:11:38
darksparks is canonan shoe gar e muf in fru um sp ayy sss2016-07-11 15:06:59
alexgmeme?2016-05-19 11:16:28
PsycoticOysterdad?2016-05-18 23:06:29
TonyIts just an satire bro2016-03-05 14:27:11
TonyThat's mah mower, I don't know you.2016-02-21 20:41:25
Tactical Baconi looked over this profile in 5 godamn seconds and it took me that long to realize what a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are. i mean who has that much disposable income to spend on chuck e cheese level ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you must have low functioning autism or downs syndrome to get that much money from disability and welfare at the same time. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i mean really are you that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic to waste that much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money for a stupid number and ♥♥♥♥ that noone cares about to make yourself look like a shining ♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead of a regular one? i mean really jesus christ almighty you must be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of space in real life.2016-01-23 01:54:41
TonyCan Dhan2016-01-13 20:18:05
darksparks is canonDan chan2016-01-13 19:57:20
darksparks is canonDAN CHAN2016-01-10 18:50:18
darksparks is canonhere take this, you'll need it when the fresh pepperoni wars resume.2015-11-21 22:02:36
TonyWTT Warm Coat for Primed Chamber2015-09-20 18:47:13
AmitiTonight I'm gonna have myself a real good timeI feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!I'm floating around in ecstasySo don't stop me now don't stop me'Cause I'm having a good time having a good timeI'm a shooting star leaping through the skiesLike a tiger defying the laws of gravityI'm a racing car passing by like Lady GodivaI'm gonna go go goThere's no stopping me2015-07-30 19:29:40
Silly Gaming: erection-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- / --. .- -.-- / ..-. .- --. --. --- - .-.-.-2014-12-14 23:31:31
Brigadier General BaconGAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2014-09-18 15:41:20
Brigadier General BaconHello, this is the administrator of PornHub™ we have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see if everything is okay and we've prepared you a list of videos from your favourite category (jewish moms). See you soon!2014-09-11 20:29:26

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