Lovetten

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Creation: 2011-04-19 22:05:13 (GMT) [Estimated]
Last Updated: 2024-07-10 00:04:29

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ryIf every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ockNow we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.2024-02-06 10:44:14
HakeemerTHE IOWA🌾🌽 ♥♥♥♥-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your lucky 🍀🍀🍀you might feel CHRIS CHRISTIE'S PISS MIST💦💦💦. we all gonna need to CRUZ over to planned parenthood 👶👶🏻👶🏿👶🏽 after this CUMVENTION! SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ TRUMP HUMPING🐪🐪🐪 CANDIDATES AND YOUR PU$$Y 🐱🐱🐱🌸GAME WILL TRUMP ♠️♣️♥️♦️ALL. IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET DEPORTED👮🏻😩😖😪👋🏻2024-01-23 20:34:57
God-Emperor Cliff RacerFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2023-11-26 19:33:22
DungusFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2023-11-22 22:16:49
HakeemerI don’tmean to come on as a creep.plz follow me back. we can play a few games make some memories, & maybe we catch feelings but its a litte awkward andeven it develops into something more 👀 honestl- b-brappp ah ive just ♥♥♥♥ myself 😅sorry all part of the ‘lovable doofus’ thing2023-10-23 09:21:13
DungusFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2023-09-09 13:05:13
rySon Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up. Grow up you look like a complete child bro.2023-09-04 23:59:33
HakeemerThis dude blew my back out on a TF2 server like 5 years ago +rep2023-06-29 02:17:47
Hakeemer♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰2023-02-14 23:34:38
HakeemerHey👋howdy🐎hey👋 2022 CAME 💦and went💨u kno what that means DICKcember🍆👅🌲is over and ‼️NEW‼️YEARS‼️Is finally here to shove its long 🍆stick 🍆down throats💯before 2023 comes around send this to 15 of ur 💁‍♂️friends 💁who need😔 a dickin 🍆🍆down ⬇️if u get 0️⃣back u an UGLY HOE 🙅‍♂️if u get 5️⃣back u a BAD ♥♥♥♥♥ 😚💦if u get 1️⃣5️⃣back u ❗️❕❗️❕♨️🔥💥👍SEXY BEAST OF 2022♨️🔥💥👍❗️❕❗️❕share in 69 SECs or u wont be getting that kielbasa this 2❗️0❕2❗️32022-12-27 04:56:21
DungusFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2022-12-26 10:02:58
bonkedwaterhey🎄🎄you christmas🎄🎄⛄️⛄️elf🎄🎄⛄️⛄️lookin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄⛄️⛄️it’s the end☹️😭❌❌oh HOEvember🍁🍁🍗🍗but that means the beginning ☺️☺️👌👍of DICKcember🍆👀✊️😉😉it’s time to hoe🎄hoe🎄hoe🎄all over a big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅tis the season to be all over that ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass ♥♥♥♥♥😱😱😖🙅‍♂️🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who need to get 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆🍆t🎄he ♥♥♥🍆🎄k⛄️🍆DOWNNN🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don’t resend this❌❌🤐🙅🙅you’re a christmas🎄elf⛄️lookin🤐ass😂♥♥♥♥♥😂😂who😂😂aint gettin no ♥♥♥♥❌❌🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️merry dickmas🍆🍆👅🎄🎄2022-12-25 16:11:58
Hakeemer🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼2022-12-25 15:11:53
ryFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2022-12-25 12:32:15
ry|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@    ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.2022-12-24 16:14:01
Redcrayon|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@    ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.2022-12-22 10:04:18
God-Emperor Cliff RacerYOU’VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@    ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.2022-12-22 00:34:00
imnsfwYOU’VE BEEN FREAKING HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@    ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.2022-12-19 19:04:14
Rat JesusIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2022-12-19 01:07:18
rySon Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up. Grow up you look like a complete child bro.2022-11-25 21:34:14
Redcrayonphattest (0(# on steam2022-08-11 17:56:35
Redcrayonw e t2022-07-18 23:46:18
RedcrayonToast off a brick for me, breaddy2022-07-06 15:49:01
RedcrayonNICE2022-06-28 23:27:45
Redcrayon♥♥♥♥,2022-06-28 23:27:38
RedcrayonBRO2022-06-28 23:27:32
Sunnyliawas rude, didn't even ask me if i wanted water. probably didnt even HAVE water to offer me. ★☆☆☆☆2022-06-21 00:27:04
missmazyIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2022-05-31 20:08:29
bonkedwaterman & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say:"baby i love you very much""what is it honey?""our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel.""ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen""good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she goes to check and man door hand hook car door2022-05-20 17:10:28
bonkedwater∧,,,∧  ( ・ω・) I like milkshake!  ( つ旦O  と_)_)  ∧,,,∧  ( ・◎・) slrrrp  ( ゙ノ ヾ  と_)_)  ∧,,,∧  ( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like prion disease...  ( つ旦O  と_)_)  ∧,,,∧  ( ・ω・)  ( つ O. __  と_)_) (__()、;.o:。          ゚*・:.。      _ _  ξ    (´   `ヽ、     __  ⊂,_と(    )⊃  (__()、;.o:。      V V           ゚*・:.。2022-05-18 21:40:25
EnvyFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2022-03-07 04:32:46
JessafurIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2022-03-06 00:53:32
DungusIf you've been kicked from a game of among us, READ THISDid you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"2022-02-25 23:10:59
Airydon keep the notification in josh's inbox forever.2022-02-25 23:01:00
HakeemerGirlfriend applications here!Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:Female2.Age 18*-233. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)4. Willing to do as I ask5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)6. Have 0 male friends7. Cook 3 meals for me a day8. Be willing to split the bill on a date9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person11. Have sex with me as I ask12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)13. Ideally not have a job14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all pointsI am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.2022-02-23 10:57:37
DungusIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2022-02-20 10:18:13
AiryIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2022-02-19 16:49:36
ryIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2022-02-17 20:00:52
RedcrayonIf every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ockNow we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.2022-02-17 00:03:07
RedcrayonHey Nice Profile Bro.Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!2022-02-17 00:02:35
RedcrayonWaluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.2022-02-17 00:02:08
RedcrayonTrains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.2022-02-17 00:01:57
Airy♥♥♥♥2021-09-19 12:15:52
Airyim sorry ur name is cool not nice.2021-09-18 12:38:22
Airyhey you have a nice name. josh wanted me to tell you2021-09-18 12:38:11
Airyhehe its fanyy2021-05-30 21:04:33
SpookyTheScaryPeepee poo poo2021-05-30 03:29:27
Airy*farts*2021-05-28 21:12:06
Lovettenpoopie2021-05-27 21:33:03
Dunguspoo poo pee pee2021-05-27 19:10:07
Airynice2021-05-23 19:01:56
Lovettenpo2021-05-23 17:14:45
Airypee2021-05-03 21:01:02
missmazyi accept your apology. you are a good friend.2021-03-05 19:27:39
missmazywhy are you so mean2021-03-05 15:44:49
missmazynot first, also nice profile2021-03-05 10:29:08
HakeemerAfter you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me.2021-02-14 04:27:23
SassySquatchGirlfriend applications here!Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:Female2.Age 18*-233. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)4. Willing to do as I ask5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)6. Have 0 male friends7. Cook 3 meals for me a day8. Be willing to split the bill on a date9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person11. Have sex with me as I ask12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)13. Ideally not have a job14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all pointsI am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.2021-01-07 16:07:00
DungusIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2020-12-25 10:07:07
Hakeemerexcuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!2020-12-25 02:45:30
SassySquatchIF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I''D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!....._____________________, ,..../ `---___________----_____].../_==o;;;;;;;;_____________.:/....), ---.(_(__) /...// (..) ), ----"..//___//.//___////___//WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...WE RIDE TOGETHER...WE DIE TOGETHER...Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE'2020-12-24 21:21:01
ryFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2020-08-22 19:59:03
Coby KirigiriLove you right back, husband. <32020-08-06 04:19:17
ry+Rep2019-12-10 22:09:08
God-Emperor Cliff Racer+rep2019-11-26 01:44:05
Airy+Rep2019-11-08 12:41:52
ry⚠️⚠️ warning : you need an IQ of at least 200 to understand this comment ⚠️⚠️Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜2018-09-16 11:35:37
AiryGlomps you Sowwie >~< you are just so cute! puts ears down shyly I don't normally get added back by girls (especially pretty ones ~) I hope we can play gmod together! I have a personal furry rp server if you wanna join me? Message me and i'll send you the IP 3^2018-07-08 04:31:34
God-Emperor Cliff RacerFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.2018-05-02 09:07:40
AiryYea i know what you're thinking.. Just becaus i totally rek you in game you need to check my profile to see how meny hourse and what type of inventory i got. But guess what i don't have allot of game hourse and i don't have a good inventory what you gonna do about it? Report me? No you will go down to that "Comment section" and typ +Rep this kidd is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheating! He is just legitement better than me!2018-05-01 10:35:58
ry⚠️⚠️ warning : you need an IQ of at least 200 to understand this comment ⚠️⚠️Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜2018-04-30 23:36:56
ryFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.2018-04-29 20:45:59
AiryFor me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.2018-04-29 09:30:16
the troll slaiyerI will fart on your assswole2018-04-23 22:02:14
the troll slaiyerSeems to me like you're the EGGSPURT Chad Warden!2018-04-02 11:22:59
rySex between a man and a woman usually involves the woman doing everything she can to orgasm while the man does everything he can to not orgasm.2018-04-02 11:03:13
the troll slaiyer♥♥♥♥ up2018-03-10 20:16:25
Lovettenif2017-09-16 16:19:49
the troll slaiyerIf you commented on Hakeem's profile recently then CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE RANDOMLY BEEN SELECTED TO BE TROLLED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! AS YOU CONTINUE READING THIS, THE TROLLIGN HAS ALREADY COMMENCED, YOU WILL FEEL TROLLED VERY SOON, CONGRATES!2017-09-13 08:14:23
Backgroundif you read this you2017-08-18 12:44:03
the troll slaiyeread this2017-08-15 16:22:39
the troll slaiyerif you read you read this2017-05-13 13:52:45
the troll slaiyerif u read this congrats ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass..... how? JUST WATCH THIS FREE VIDEO2017-05-05 20:55:56
BackgroundMessage me in Steam if you want to play anything. I will play any MOBA I remember my login info for.2017-04-29 23:28:27
the troll slaiyerWARNING IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU HAVE EYES2016-08-25 22:21:06
the troll slaiyerWARNING IF YOU READ THIS YOU HAVE BEEN READING THIS2016-08-25 22:18:21
the troll slaiyerready?2016-08-21 19:09:32
the troll slaiyerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAzU7etOC8w2016-08-02 08:12:06
the troll slaiyernext year mi amigo just you wait2016-07-07 15:23:49
the troll slaiyerwe hung out together in real life, what are the odds?2016-07-06 12:41:03
the troll slaiyerFreddy Fazbear and also Chika and Foxy2016-05-24 13:47:20
the troll slaiyerwe fly high2016-05-23 01:39:01
the troll slaiyerno lie2016-05-23 01:38:57
the troll slaiyeryou know it2016-05-23 01:38:54
the troll slaiyerthank you2016-05-12 23:48:31
the troll slaiyerand (_)(_)'s2016-04-26 02:52:00
the troll slaiyerI am doing so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good thank you so much for asking <32016-04-17 21:52:51
the troll slaiyer(And Balls!)2016-04-15 04:41:14
the troll slaiyerremember when and balls?2016-04-15 04:38:14
the troll slaiyer:O2016-03-25 14:57:01
the troll slaiyerTODAY I LEARNED YOU CAN COMBINE GEMS AT ANY TIME2016-03-25 14:56:51
the troll slaiyerI'm good, lol2016-03-22 06:50:12
the troll slaiyerhey..2016-03-20 21:31:57
the troll slaiyer♥♥♥♥ and balls in your ass2016-03-20 21:12:44
the troll slaiyer♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2016-03-20 21:11:33
LovettenCLAIMED THE 69TH COMMENT.2016-03-20 21:11:12
the troll slaiyerHYPE 2 6 9 XDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2016-03-20 21:10:44
the troll slaiyer♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2016-03-20 21:09:25
the troll slaiyerthe air is thinner2016-03-18 16:29:58
the troll slaiyerYOU JUST A CHICKEN CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP2016-03-10 23:51:02
Lovetten;)2016-03-09 01:38:18
the troll slaiyeryou like jokes?2016-03-09 01:38:15
the troll slaiyerhello anytime2016-03-09 01:37:58
the troll slaiyerhey there2016-03-09 01:34:53
the troll slaiyerDON'T EVER LEAVE THIS WORLD WITHOUT ME2016-03-07 16:56:43
the troll slaiyeryep, we'll be looking at all these stupid comments, sobbing, weeping..2016-03-07 16:56:19
the troll slaiyeri love you2016-03-07 05:24:05
the troll slaiyeryes2016-03-05 02:03:09
the troll slaiyeryou wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry with me?2016-03-05 01:03:02
the troll slaiyer(_)(_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIID2016-03-04 14:12:09
the troll slaiyerfazbear, he can really move2016-03-02 15:12:44
the troll slaiyermutah fuekr2016-03-02 00:54:36
the troll slaiyerI'm a better neko than you are2016-03-01 10:29:08
the troll slaiyeri don't know wat to say.. your gay2016-02-29 22:45:21
the troll slaiyerTHEY'RE READY TO SPEAK OUT2016-02-07 08:21:42
the troll slaiyerlisten to them dogs2016-02-06 20:54:30
the troll slaiyer♥♥♥♥ 33/472016-01-03 11:40:43
the troll slaiyerno wait 32/462016-01-03 11:40:23
the troll slaiyer31/45 now2016-01-03 11:40:15
the troll slaiyeri'm 30/44 on yours2016-01-03 11:40:04
the troll slaiyerwelcome... to the african stage2016-01-02 22:11:24
the troll slaiyerspiral mountain, here we go2016-01-02 20:51:28
AiryYOURE MY WEED DADDY UWU_________________00__________________________________0000________________________________000000____________________00_________000000__________00_________0000______000000______00000__________000000____0000000___0000000___________000000___0000000_0000000______________0000000_000000_0000000_________________000000_00000_000000__________0000_____000000_000_0000__000000000___000000000__0000_0_000_000000000_________000000000__0_0_0_000000000_______________0000000000000000__________________________000_0_0000_________________________00000_0__00000______________________00_____0______00__________2015-12-19 12:56:08
the troll slaiyerGRUNTY'S IN THE STREETS GO2015-12-04 21:52:17
the troll slaiyer(in sonic unleashed)2015-12-04 21:51:32
the troll slaiyerhailfire peaks is chili billi, hailfire peaks is chilly willy2015-12-04 21:41:31
the troll slaiyerhailfire peaks; the hailfire dragons2015-12-04 19:26:59
kimmygood background2015-11-30 18:07:17
the troll slaiyerI KNOWRIGHT??? I'm quite proud of our nation's R34. Remember to take plenty of pictures while on your trip. Tell me all about it!2015-11-20 09:17:10
the troll slaiyeromg when you get there you gotta check out their rule 34 it is to die for2015-11-19 16:54:33
the troll slaiyerjust flew in from hot cross buns land, only cost 2 a penny hot cross buns2015-11-19 15:57:17
tristenNo ♥♥♥♥ 😂😂😂buttt✔✔🆒🔟👌💃imma smokin😅😤😴😭👊👐hot ass penises🍆🍆🔥🔥🍑🍑wit ma hubby😙😘😚😍😍RichHubbyQuan👊👊😭😢gAahhhda😘😘😙yyuumm homie u sexy af 😍😍😚😚 🚔🚓BYTChhhhhCc 👀👀ya💲💲kno👑👑i caint evenn🙅🙅🙅fall asleep ho ⛽🅰🆖👌🔥🍀🍃🐸bcozz i b ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my hOmies since✅✔✔🚫tha❕❓❓❓❔❔fifth⃣🆒grade👉👈👇👆👌👌👌got da aids from da😂😂😂homies🙈🙉🙊💃💃but i 😂😂m still giving 😅😅😂😂😴😴$$$UuuUuuuuUuCCCCccCCCC2015-11-13 06:22:44
the troll slaiyerI am aware of a man named Noah2015-10-30 13:41:24
the troll slaiyerI knowah guy2015-07-23 00:37:27
the troll slaiyerI want to ♥♥♥♥ Cuddlepuff no homo2015-07-16 02:50:45
VentardCleaning up my friendlist. You can easily find my profile by clicking my name if you ever want to add me back :D2015-07-13 00:22:27
the troll slaiyersnub ssorc toh2015-07-06 13:30:28
the troll slaiyercrossing hot buns2015-06-24 19:06:23
the troll slaiyersome stay dry, others feel the pain2015-06-24 10:36:35
the troll slaiyer2 a penny2015-06-19 16:42:33
the troll slaiyerIt's been a while2015-06-19 15:25:34
BackgroundMemes are evil, they need to die in the Borederlands.2015-06-13 13:20:45
[T-T]Donkin'I used to have 69 games.2015-05-21 00:06:57
the troll slaiyer(_)(_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIID ~~~ O: me + u2015-05-20 23:09:26
the troll slaiyerlook at the games on the front of my profile2015-05-11 15:46:28
the troll slaiyerNO BACK OFF BRO, i will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick golden freddy on you2015-05-04 14:12:25
the troll slaiyerchika is my waifu back the ♥♥♥♥ off2015-05-04 01:08:32
the troll slaiyerFREDDY FAZZBEAR2015-05-04 01:08:20
the troll slaiyerfnaf r342015-05-04 01:08:08
the troll slaiyer*massages u*2015-04-23 13:07:59
the troll slaiyerI know where u love2015-03-05 12:19:31
the troll slaiyer♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you2015-03-03 12:55:57
BackgroundHey man. I hope you have a happy New Year and that you had a good Christmas.2015-01-01 03:51:45
BackgroundI'm not entirely sure, but I can get in touch with his sister if y'want me to find out.2014-10-08 04:46:36
BackgroundI remember Andrew. What about him?2014-10-07 11:28:20
LovettenYou're the coolest guy on the internet.2013-08-31 06:32:39
hot dog fingerspee2013-03-17 05:12:07
BackgroundHai.2013-01-24 02:26:34

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