| WormRage | Dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-01-01 20:43:59 |
| The Honkler | poop | 2016-12-25 21:58:37 |
| Michelin Man | So I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom the other night and she was really liking it, she came 4 times and I came at least a bucket, but when we were done something strange happened. My dad was railing my sister like usual but my dad apparently killed her this time. Whatever I guess | 2016-12-18 23:03:06 |
| CockusBlockamus | Dix out 4 Harambe | 2016-12-12 22:16:05 |
| CockusBlockamus | The first time I masturbated I was all alone with a Venus flytrap. And I said to myself: ''You know what, I want this Venus flytrap to become a Penis flytrap.'' And then I laughed at my hillarious and witty pun for several minutes. So after I laughed at my witty pun I asked the flytrap if it knew what was about to happen, but the flytrap was like: I can`t speak or think because I'm a plant and I was like: woah whatever thats cool bro. After that conversation I shoved my ♥♥♥♥ down to its throat and it started sucking on it and I was like yeah yeah oh this is a great idea. After several seconds I started regretting it and it started to hurt alot it was so awful. And that was the story how my ♥♥♥♥ got bit off. | 2016-11-23 14:38:27 |
| Nebula | come on dawg | 2016-11-09 12:57:33 |
| xKid4Life | i wish i was ur math homework because then i would be hard and u would do me on ur desk | 2016-04-06 23:55:56 |
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| Shadow | sexy | 2015-12-16 13:41:54 |
| Shadow | lmfao u a fool hahha xD i miss u pookie | 2015-12-09 00:45:11 |
| YoloMcSwaggit | I met this user once before when I was playing MM and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time. | 2015-12-08 20:51:57 |
| YoloMcSwaggit | http://i.imgur.com/MsmnCV2.jpg | 2015-03-03 16:57:48 |
| YoloMcSwaggit | Roses are red,Violets are red,The trees are red,The grass is re- OH MY GOD THE GARDEN IS ON FIRE! | 2015-02-26 20:36:25 |
| YoloMcSwaggit | if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever ♥♥♥♥just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latinḱerberos means “spotted”that’s righthades, lord of the dead, literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ named his pet dog spot | 2015-02-26 20:35:33 |
| YoloMcSwaggit | Worm and Shadew are ♥♥♥♥ fegs | 2015-02-26 20:34:23 |
