SMALLUS_MAN

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CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/lieutenantmortis/
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Creation: 2011-06-11 09:34:14 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-07-19 20:19:27

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SMALLUS_MAN2023-05-24 15:40:50
ImNotMaxVerstappen62023-04-19 19:39:50
Little Wicks Doctor2022-04-10 11:59:14
Big Wicks Doctor2022-01-13 12:24:10
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BT | God-Chain2020-07-16 16:59:00
God-Chain2020-07-01 16:40:28
Alpha Male2019-08-25 10:41:23
Alpha Female2019-07-22 15:28:12
Chilli Con Carne2018-09-21 09:26:48

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sterhttps://youtu.be/TESGflpEG0M2020-06-01 16:04:41
R1KyI have had a number of job interviews recently that went poorly and did not result in securing employment.I started to think I needed to do something during an interview to really stand out, be impressive, unique, and highly memorable. I thought it could be risky, but might work out.I came up with the following idea: After concluding the interview, after the hand shakes, etc, when leaving the room stop, turn around, and say "There's one more thing you need to know about me."Then pull out a bottle of hot sauce, down the entire bottle, slam it onto the ground and say "I can handle the heat." Nod confidently, leave the room.Boom.I imagined that they would be really impressed and wowed by such a performance.Well it didn't pan out like I thought it would. It was only a small bottle of hot sauce, I figured it would be no big deal to actually do. I should have tested at home first, but I didn't.I was nervous as a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass during the interview, but I was determined to follow...[1/3]2020-04-24 14:17:23
R1Ky...through with the plan.So I started exactly as described above. I was leaving, I turned around, maybe not with as much swagger as I'd imagined in my head, and I declared "There's one more thing you need to know about me."I pulled out the hot sauce bottle, almost dropped it, and started to open the bottle. In my head it was all one quick confident motion, like an electric Indiana Jones, but instead I fumbled around and had a tough time getting it open. It felt like a nightmarish eternity but was probably only about 20 seconds. Enough time for one of the interviewers to ask me what I was doing.I didn't answer directly. Instead, after I got the bottle open, I repeated "There's one more thing you need to know about me." (But stuttering.)Then I guzzled down the entire bottle of hot sauce. I instantly regretted it. My mouth and throat felt like lava was swirling around inside me. I immediately started to gag and loudly cough, I was crying involuntarily. Tears hardcore...[2/3]2020-04-24 14:17:17
R1Ky...streaming down my face. I was sweating like a terrible fool.I desperately tried to scream "I can handle the heat" but just kept coughing before I could get anything out.The interviewers were all standing up looking at me in horror and confusion.A few seconds before I threw up all over the floor I knew it would happen, but I tried to hold it back. I couldn't.I threw up all over the floor. It hurt as much on the way out as it did on the way in, if not more so. The vomit felt like flaming barbed wire shredding its way through my neck.I should mention a disturbing amount of fiery mucus was also leaking out of my nose uncontrollably.After I finished throwing up I could not bear to look at the interviewers. I hoarsely mumbled an apology and started to stumble as quickly as possible out the door.I have never been more shamed in my life.I didn't get the job.[3/3]2020-04-24 14:17:11
biniowallhack aimhack2018-04-21 11:39:58
Mr. K-rep2018-04-10 12:57:28
PuffionGerçek bir am sikmek için bu kıza ulaşın 1 hafta önce tatile gittiğimde karşılaştım ve yatırıp siktim.%100 Vartolu onayı ile size kaymak gibi bir am sunuyorum.Sağlıcakla kalın.2018-01-03 10:32:01
Primovaaa yo light the bifter im gonna rape your little sister2017-12-19 17:33:20
bobby262017-09-13 16:34:16
Frankinator-rep turning arround in spawn doing nothing and spamming chat!2017-08-15 13:55:22
Cloed9 Papi-rep chat spammer2017-08-15 13:42:47
Frankinatorkanker jood stop met spammen godverdomme2017-08-15 13:42:41
JonnyThunderlipsDid you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.2017-06-09 12:51:30
lucaFat bastard2016-12-24 06:16:52
fartjohn scarce caught on tape2016-11-14 09:43:30
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No info g.Accept we can play comp2016-06-02 16:08:21
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peterson/+rep nice trader2015-09-18 16:35:23
ziltarHarry Accept :P2015-05-16 13:23:46
Little Wicks DoctorGo ahead2015-04-01 12:00:30
SnackI will find you....2015-03-30 14:12:12
Toblerone Δ+rep polite and patient trader2013-07-09 11:23:39
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