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Creation: 2011-06-17 18:50:19 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-04-01 06:05:13
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| Khorps | 2017-08-27 01:04:01 |
| fun fact | 2017-08-27 01:01:31 |
| 41st_Rct_Khorps | 2017-07-01 18:38:01 |
| 41st Khorps | 2017-07-01 18:16:54 |
| rick roll in current year | 2016-07-18 19:27:35 |
| Korporal Khorp's Korn Kakes Ko | 2016-02-13 01:44:37 |
| gaben@*****software.com | 2015-11-30 17:25:04 |
| ERROR 420 | 2015-11-22 20:06:24 |
| Danktanum | 2015-11-22 19:34:31 |
| Tmast420 | 2015-11-22 19:12:29 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/khorps/ | 2023-04-01 06:05:13 |
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| Khorps | I, myself, enjoy writing twitter messages made purely out of dog onomatopoeia such as "woof", "bark", "AWWOOOOOOOOO!!!" or "grrrrrrr".Some may call it cringe, or say that I "rolled a 1" in charisma. Maybe even suggest that I am a beta-delta-omega-epsilon male. But I will not be fooled. The women love it, lads. They really do. | 2024-02-28 16:23:36 |
| SirWoon | Happy Holidays Khorps! | 2023-12-24 07:54:28 |
| CidDaBird | If I made a hat group for us birds only, then and only then will you join said raffle group? | 2023-04-30 10:03:04 |
| ShawnTheViking | HEY ME TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 2023-04-30 02:28:33 |
| Panhead25 | checking in once again... | 2023-04-29 23:44:49 |
| إذهب إلى الجحيم | A potato chips brand | 2022-10-10 16:03:19 |
| sentry buster | ok | 2022-10-07 12:23:05 |
| ShawnTheViking | yup | 2022-07-19 15:46:40 |
| Certified Komsomol Femboy | Yearly checkup on Khorps | 2022-07-19 12:08:03 |
| ShawnTheViking | canandianian | 2022-02-16 21:47:56 |
| CidDaBird | amogus? | 2022-02-16 20:54:57 |
| Fas_Dan | stop posting about among us! | 2021-12-20 06:49:35 |
| ShawnTheViking | fapping* | 2021-09-22 10:52:59 |
| إذهب إلى الجحيم | dead? | 2021-09-22 03:11:36 |
| ShawnTheViking | rafl | 2021-06-26 03:57:17 |
| CidDaBird | hey khorps, lets make a raffle group to end all raffle groups. | 2021-06-25 07:28:34 |
| ♦INF♦ Delta | agresive airplane sounds* | 2021-03-19 09:16:17 |
| ShawnTheViking | PFPPFPFPFPPFPFPPFPF | 2021-03-02 16:24:58 |
| dampfland | Hey, i just read your comment to "Any Female Players of Eu4?":"omg why would girls play this racist, sexist xenophobic misogynistic piece of ♥♥♥♥ game? patrilineal marriage isn't "normal", WOMEN HAD EQUAL RIGHTS IN AFRICA IN THE TIME THIS GAME TAKES PLACE AND A THIRD OF PEOPLE IN BRITAIN WERE BLACK"Where did that Britain-fact come from? I could not find anything about that anywhere... | 2021-03-02 12:30:48 |
| ShawnTheViking | sunshag | 2021-01-14 16:16:59 |
| jamrio | have you seen the sunshine, it's bright as ever before or something idk the lyrics | 2021-01-14 16:04:40 |
| nyoah | Do you see Banana Man? | 2020-10-02 13:49:20 |
| arcol | Great Victoria 2 review, mate | 2020-05-17 01:24:38 |
| meow | add me if u still ive | 2019-11-20 08:11:01 |
| meow | reeeeeeeee | 2019-11-20 08:10:55 |
| ShawnTheViking | indeed | 2019-09-03 02:22:55 |
| Khorps | what in the ♥♥♥♥ | 2019-09-03 00:46:33 |
| _218 | 🚕 ❄ 📗 It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and📕 ❄ 🐳 they'll come out for it.🌏 ❄ 🎁 -- Red Skelton, surveying the funeral of Hollywood mogul🏀 ❄ 🐛 Harry Cohn 💄👑🔋 | 2019-09-02 12:12:54 |
| heroin bob | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2019-06-16 16:55:31 |
| ShawnTheViking | good shid | 2019-06-10 23:37:54 |
| Khorps | My father was fairly wealthy... He would sometimes come home and shower us with gifts. Various toys, trinkets, and the like. My father also brought something else to the house. Animals. Lots of animals. You see, he was a zoologist by trade. The money was great. We had an entire zoo in our backyard. But over the years, one would say sharing a bed... with a giraffe... Is not so great after a while. We grow distant. Him and I. The last time I spoke with him was July of 2006. And here’s why.... HE KILLED MY MOTHER | 2019-06-10 22:24:41 |
| Khorps | no but actually i'm a zionist shill that meets up with the rothschilds annually to discuss our world domination plans | 2019-06-10 10:03:43 |
| reshed | hi are you israel????????????????????? | 2019-06-10 07:40:10 |
| Khorps | Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon. It is the sequel to 2001's Shrek, with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diazreprising their respective voice roles of Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona from the first film, joined by Antonio Banderas, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Rupert Everett, and Jennifer Saunders. Sometime after the first film, Shrek, Donkey and Fiona go to visit Fiona's parents (voiced by Andrews and Cleese), while Shrek and Donkey discover that a greedy Fairy God Mother (voiced by Saunders) is plotting to destroy Shrek and Fiona's marriage so Fiona can marry her son, Prince Charming (voiced by Everett). Shrek and Donkey team up with a swashbuckling cat named Puss in Boots(voiced by Banderas) to stop her. | 2019-06-09 00:04:34 |
| ✟MrChicken✟ | ayo mang khorps dun be speakin' the truf we wuz kangz 'n ♥♥♥♥♥ back in egypt (where the white man was created) we wuz havin' flyin pyramids 'n ♥♥♥♥♥ and dey spit out the whiteys but but but they wuz evil and took our golden spears then overthrew us with them guns 'n ♥♥♥♥♥ now whitey beggin' fo' us to come into theys country in europe 'n ♥♥♥♥♥ cuz we's so successful | 2019-06-08 02:00:05 |
| Khorps | i think the human race is blacc becuase the first man ever alive was blacc and he became white becuaze he was slave of the kings of the black people and jesus was aslo blacc but the bible says he white becuase they dont want to see the blacc man succesful and they kill every oppartunaty to get the blacc man succesful everyone knows that blacc poeple are 🅱etter in sport and that they are more muscular like real man but the avergae iq of a blacc man is 70 but that doesnt mean anything | 2019-05-20 18:27:19 |
| Zenn22 | mein gott D: | 2019-05-18 10:56:13 |
| Khorps | In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent „e“ is disgrasful.By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing „th“ with „z“ and „w“ with „v“.During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary „o“ kan be dropd from vords kontaining „ou“ and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. | 2019-05-11 00:31:23 |
| Khorps | The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of „Euro-English“.In the first year, „s“ will replace the soft „c“. Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard „c“ will be dropped in favour of the „k“, Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome „ph“ will be replaced with „f“, making words like „fotograf“ 20% shorter. | 2019-05-11 00:31:21 |
| Mango | I don't see why people have to be like this, I'm just concerned is all | 2019-02-10 11:59:48 |
| Khorps | die | 2019-02-10 05:02:50 |
| Mango | 1. How am I racist?2. Why do you bring up "My body my choice"? I never said anything about such. Unless your girlfriends know each other and know that they are both your girlfriend, I was just stating that you're not faithful to one. | 2019-02-10 04:01:35 |
| Khorps | wow my body my choice u racist | 2019-02-10 03:54:17 |
| Mango | wait you have two girlfriends? whichever one you're cheating on is gonna be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flaming | 2019-02-10 02:48:21 |
| dip | wp on that view more info | 2019-02-07 21:10:55 |
| ShawnTheViking | Oh damn turd | 2019-01-06 15:14:20 |
| Khorps | Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY beautiful girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest YouTuber ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear i eat dennis because | 2019-01-06 14:41:23 |
| ShawnTheViking | I masturobated too hard and someone shi-tted | 2018-12-24 15:05:01 |
| Khorps | I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it. | 2018-12-24 14:53:19 |
| Khorps | My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I have tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. | 2018-12-24 14:53:17 |
| Khorps | Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her.It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. | 2018-12-24 14:53:11 |
| Khorps | The video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. | 2018-12-24 14:52:57 |
| ShawnTheViking | +rep the good turd | 2018-11-23 18:31:43 |
| ShawnTheViking | Please, harass me more, I love harassment. | 2018-11-19 22:10:26 |
| Khorps | So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid. | 2018-11-12 19:35:49 |
| Khorps | My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine. | 2018-11-12 19:35:35 |
| CidDaBird | RE:Yeah I do as well, theres no way you could get that achievement by not save scumming. I haven't noticed a han duke o: what start? 769? 800's? 1060? etc.. | 2018-11-07 19:04:34 |
| Ethan_ELI | So what happened with the ping pong balls | 2018-11-05 15:19:19 |
| CidDaBird | Please tell me how you did that, when you have the chance | 2018-11-05 14:09:34 |
| CidDaBird | You have the Aladdin achievement :O YOU MADMAN | 2018-11-04 09:40:50 |
| Khorps | Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls.The son nodded weakly. The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room. Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls, the father requested. The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter. `I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth. `I- I-' Then he died. | 2018-10-22 02:27:32 |
| Khorps | His father visited the young man in hospital. `My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?' Weakly, the son sat up in bed. `Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one ten pack of pink ping pong balls.' The father held his son's hand tightly. `Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls.' `Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls.' The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk. | 2018-10-22 02:27:30 |
| Khorps | It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country. The next day, the father took his son to the harbor and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there. `Father,' the son said, `You've made me very happy yet again.' That night, the son spent on board the tanker. The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy. A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital. | 2018-10-22 02:27:20 |
| Khorps | The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home. The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left. The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong. `Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible.' | 2018-10-22 02:27:11 |
| Khorps | The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. `Please humor me, dear father.' The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again. The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday. `Dearest father,' the son started, `I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls.' One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humor his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory. | 2018-10-22 02:26:35 |
| Khorps | The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. He said therefore, `If it is a ten pack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a ten pack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.' And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a ten pack of pink ping pong balls. The boy took the ten pack of pink ping pong balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ping pong ball remained, merely the empty husk of the ten pack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again. The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday. `Father,' said the son to this, `I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.' | 2018-10-22 02:26:06 |
| Khorps | Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have five pink ping pong balls.The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is pink ping pong balls that you want, a pink ping pong balls you shall have. And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday presents five pink ping pong balls. The boy took the pink ping pong balls to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong balls were gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again. The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday. `Father,' replied the son, `I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a ten pack of pink ping pong balls.' | 2018-10-22 02:25:53 |
| Khorps | A wealthy man had a little boy. For some reason, his first words were "ping pong ball". When the boy was old enough to speak, and understand birthdays and gifts and such (about three years old), he asked the boy "So son, what would you like for your birthday this year?" The boy said, "Daddy, I would like a pink ping pong ball." Father said "That's it? No trucks, no trains no puzzles?" The boy said "No, just a pink ping pong ball.So the father gets him the pink ping pong ball and wraps it up. The boy is absolutely delighted. He takes the pink ping pong ball to his room, and the pink ping pong ball is never seen again.A day before his 15th birthday, asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished. | 2018-10-22 02:25:38 |
| Khorps | e | 2018-10-14 08:11:57 |
| YYpz7x1CkI | canada cold boi | 2018-08-29 13:19:48 |
| Khorps | The word "human" is actually a derivative of "hummus,'" a Middle Eastern dish made from ground up garbanzos (chickpeas) mixed with olive oil, sesame seeds and seasonings. Long ago the natives ate so much of this dish that they evolved into humans and the species spread all over the globe. | 2018-08-28 04:33:21 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | finally, something we can agree on | 2018-08-21 22:25:45 |
| Khorps | true | 2018-08-21 18:25:27 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | obviouslypolybius was created in portland to scare jewsit was made by long lost Nazis | 2018-08-21 18:24:05 |
| Mickel83 | I know, but Ill still like it to look nice | 2018-07-31 01:30:39 |
| Khorps | im under no obligation to delete the comment | 2018-07-30 22:52:21 |
| Mickel83 | Miss read the frist time -I was force to keep reposting them (by the moderator), and no I didnt keep posting comments seconds apart. I would still like you to delete the comment after the fact, becuase im reporting the moderator for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pulled. | 2018-07-30 22:43:43 |
| Khorps | i'm not gonna delete it because 2 comments have gone, you've still made a ton of threads that are exactly the same along with a bunch of comments within seconds of eachother, and besides, if the moderator does anything it's not going to be because of me, I'm just telling you how you're screwing up, trust me I understand your plight because I've argued with moderators alot before, you really should take the issue up in the comment section of the community message you disagree with, you can actually get places with that, I've argued with a CK2 mod before and had the better of it before unfortunately I slipped up rhetorically, so do be careful if you want to argue with a mod as-well | 2018-07-29 10:48:19 |
| Mickel83 | so post will look better | 2018-07-29 10:41:12 |
| Mickel83 | I fixed the spaming problem, the comment can be deleted. | 2018-07-29 10:40:56 |
| Khorps | I know I got here because of your boobs, but watching your video I just caught myself in love with your face and your personality (at least the one you showed on the video). You have such an amazing face! Your lips are the exact size, not too thick and not "barely there". Your mouth is big. (Which I considere a very good thing). Your cheeks are full and soft and probably good to kiss. Your eyes are so bright and light, and the expressions they gave out are just formidable. You are one of a kind, and managed to drag my eyes from the chest all up to the eyes height. By the way, I'm taken, so those compliments are just sincere ones, with no second intentions behind them. | 2018-07-18 16:57:50 |
| sagopa kaşmer | becuz he is live in my heart | 2018-06-17 10:30:05 |
| Khorps | we all love the jesus deep down, even atheists, no one can resist him ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into their heart | 2018-06-17 09:51:48 |
| sagopa kaşmer | why i love the jesus? | 2018-06-17 09:50:33 |
| Khorps | excuse me i identify as a chirstian do not use my lord's name in vain | 2018-06-17 09:47:13 |
| sagopa kaşmer | How u can like the erdogan jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chirst? | 2018-06-17 09:46:00 |
| sudokek | Hahahahahahahahahahaa your view more info got me. Well played! | 2018-06-16 21:44:31 |
| CarlmanZ | exCUSe me? Did you just make Waluigi lose? i'll have you know i have been in the WA cult for 66,746,746,345,235,423,345,465,467 years now, and in those years I've learned that Waluigi is everything.Waluigi can exist without time, but time cannot exist without Waluigi. Waluigi is hero, but Waluigi is also the villian.Waluigi has sacrificed everything to save his stache' once and if you dare make him lose you are living the life of sin.Mark my word, if you don't remake this with all characters being Waluigi and then all of them having one big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I will hunt you down and make sure you have learned about and respect out lord and savior. | 2018-06-11 10:50:22 |
| Khorps | Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends. | 2018-06-11 09:37:48 |
| Froggo | do you smoke weed | 2018-05-26 15:16:02 |
| Khorps | xxxxxxxxxddddddddddddddddd | 2018-05-05 02:47:46 |
| IFIYGD | :) | 2018-05-05 02:45:30 |
| Khorps | you act as if we were in a relationship or something | 2018-05-05 02:22:25 |
| IFIYGD | Okay... so this is done now. Go away and grow up. Or just go away. :) | 2018-05-05 02:16:51 |
| ♕ | +rep AWP GOD | 2018-04-29 10:01:06 |
| Khorps | You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger | 2018-04-13 07:48:02 |
| Khorps | yes | 2018-04-10 14:12:27 |
| FriedAss (Squid/Ward) | So I guess LegendofTotalWar receives a bonus income for being an "Australian" actor on his youtube channel. | 2018-04-10 10:15:13 |
| Khorps | Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist. | 2018-04-09 09:06:09 |
| Khorps | Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians. | 2018-04-09 09:06:07 |
| Khorps | they have very sharp senses, probably caused by the big fight for Belegrad in 10,000 BC, where kebabs used units so small, they normaly couldnt be seen from 20m+ distance, But Serbs used their shifty brown eyes and specialy shaped ears and they identified them quickly and defeated them. from that time Kebabs were never able to defeat Serbs. Serbians are very proud of it and calling their land ,,kebab country'' is switching on their removing instincts. Westerners allso stolen piece of their land and called it Kososhit, and they are trying to make us belive that it exists, but we know it doesn't. Be aware westerners, slavs know what you and kebabs did to the Serbia, we know. | 2018-04-09 02:10:30 |
| Khorps | Serbia my friend, is beatiful slavic country. Its scientificaly proven that Serbs are geneticaly adapted to maim, kill and dispose of Kebabs. Seribian's upper limb skeletal structure is specialy formed to hold an AK style rifle and accurately shoot through the weak spots in the hijabs. Experts say it was probably caused by the long conflicts before 30,000 years, because at that time, Serbians made their first assault rifle. It was sturdy and hellishly effective, able to shoot kebab between the eyes, even at range of more than 200 meters. | 2018-04-09 02:10:28 |
| Khorps | NEW SERVER FOR TEAM FORTRESS 2:CAPTURE THE SLAG ON CTS_TELFORT!Battle your way across Telfort from the Brown base and capture the White Slag to take her to the gangrape room, 200 Slags captured = victory! | 2018-03-18 21:26:23 |
| jett | Hello НИГОРЫ | 2018-03-16 02:30:30 |
| FriedAss (Squid/Ward) | Hey, a little bisexuality never hurt anybody. | 2018-03-12 18:00:53 |
| Khorps | Again, another one who quotes things that sound cool that actually don't make sense at all.Psychologically war has changed due to the change in our method of warfare, guns kill faster and are alot harder to dodge or block, unlike arrows and crossbow bolts. Which means men are going to die alot faster and in larger numbers which doesn't make them all that happy when their friends die so instantly and without a word. Geographically wars have changed because battles can occur over larger distances, even globally. Financially wars are much more expensive now due to the need for increasingly more troops, replacing them, more training is required, more equipment is required et cetera, that is to engage in war effectively."War never changes" is completely false, please share this with people who spread this lie perpetuated not by reason but by trending video games.(i finally decided to make a proper copypasta for people who say "war never changes") | 2018-03-12 05:21:18 |
| Khorps | Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my ♥♥♥♥ all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my ♥♥♥♥ all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that. | 2018-03-12 02:08:14 |
| Khorps | But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my ♥♥♥♥, but that failed, too. | 2018-03-12 02:08:12 |
| Khorps | And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my ♥♥♥♥. I've even started to visualize these repulsive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my ♥♥♥♥, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. | 2018-03-12 02:07:56 |
| Khorps | He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my ♥♥♥♥. What is it with these ♥♥♥♥♥? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay ♥♥♥♥♥ out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other ♥♥♥♥♥ who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my ♥♥♥♥, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ♥♥♥♥, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? | 2018-03-12 02:07:44 |
| Khorps | Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my ♥♥♥♥" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My ♥♥♥♥." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my ♥♥♥♥, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. | 2018-03-12 02:07:20 |
| Khorps | Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my ♥♥♥♥. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my ♥♥♥♥, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my ♥♥♥♥? | 2018-03-12 02:07:06 |
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| Khorps | Ah, but what is a meme?What constitutes a good meme? What constitutes a bad meme? What exactly is a meme?After all, meme culture has been as old as humanity. What one person says is a cringy meme, another might consider it a great meme. Memes are like life, they live and they die, they are ideas that permeate throughout societies, before falling out of use, though some live on for far far longer.After all, one of the oldest memes in exsistance is still in use. It's called the "richard" joke.And at this point, we humans have been using that meme as long as we have understood the "male shaft bone". It's such an overused meme, yet we continue to make "richard" jokes. So than, what constitutes a good meme? What constitutes a bad meme? What exactly is a meme?To understand good and bad memes, we must understand ourselves. And to understand ourselves, we must understand we are all idiots. | 2018-01-30 19:41:47 |
| Ethan_ELI | Das a nazi sign | 2018-01-15 19:31:23 |
| Khorps | what are you talking about that's 100% windmill | 2018-01-15 19:26:09 |
| Ethan_ELI | Oh dat ain’t a windmill | 2018-01-15 19:01:54 |
| ark | (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ come here son | 2017-12-27 08:52:29 |
| Khorps | i'll stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when you delete system32 | 2017-12-25 12:22:06 |
| Ruinion | it's 2017 already khorpsstop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-12-25 12:14:39 |
| Khorps | 10/10 bait m8 lolololololol so funny!!!11!!!11!!1!!!1 | 2017-12-25 11:59:44 |
| Ethan_ELI | Yes | 2017-12-25 11:34:50 |
| Ruinion | khorps is racist | 2017-12-25 11:34:41 |
| FriedAss (Squid/Ward) | LOL | 2017-12-19 04:14:02 |
| Khorps | When, long ago, the gods created EarthIn Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;Yet were they too remote from humankind.To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,Filled it with vice, and called the thing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2017-12-18 22:24:01 |
| Khorps | alphabet: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ALPHABET: ~!@#$%^&*()_+ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? | 2017-12-06 18:20:26 |
| halal bacon | ys thank you my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-11-30 21:50:40 |
| Khorps | then you're in the kool kidz klub | 2017-11-30 21:50:27 |
| halal bacon | Done | 2017-11-30 21:50:08 |
| Khorps | you have to suck your own ♥♥♥♥ | 2017-11-30 21:49:49 |
| halal bacon | How can i become a cool kid? | 2017-11-30 21:33:05 |
| Khorps | thnx | 2017-11-28 21:10:22 |
| Ruinae Retroque Rursus | nice rickrolling | 2017-11-28 20:13:21 |
| Alex Emerick Jones csgobig.com | invisible CIA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-11-28 01:36:17 |
| Khorps | no I was captured by the CIA and my penis was extracted along with my powers | 2017-11-27 16:59:15 |
| 76561198080626462 | you managed to make mouth to penis contact since? | 2017-11-27 15:17:22 |
| Khorps | that was me yesterday hahahahahahhahah started the slimming world 5 weeks ago and av lost a stone then as soon as a lost a stone a ate a whole tub of ben and jerrys hahahahah | 2017-11-22 07:15:28 |
| Khorps | sure | 2017-11-22 06:14:27 |
| skyking | buy my swan | 2017-11-22 03:20:59 |
| Khorps | It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help. | 2017-11-20 00:59:10 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile, not me though. I live next door to a little 10 year old with a fat ass if you know what i'm saying. | 2017-11-18 11:55:23 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCT5ZWSuFtI | 2017-11-15 11:07:06 |
| Khorps | In this post-Freudian age the institution of marriage, as a by-product of religiously-fuelled monogamy, has deteriorated to the point that amorphous sexual identity, as opposed to rigid religiosity, has become the primary self-defining feature of the individual.But has anything changed?Has the entrapment of woman via marriage which Blake called a "gilded cage" merely deteriorated to the "rusty prison" of the Bang Bus, representative of the anonymous male-centric sex and continued subjugation? | 2017-11-13 06:06:01 |
| Khorps | Another thing is that in Despicable Me 2, the minions are injected with a serum that makes them indestructible killing machines. Although the movie makes it look like the minions are only invincible when injected with the serum, there is a scene in Minions (2015) where the minions Kevin, Stuart, and Bob are being "tortured", although none of the torture methods (Streching, Hanging) are effective aginst minions. Minions are also shown to be able to survive after suffering third degree burns and falling at terminal velocity.Now, if you don't mind, i'm gonna go worship the minion Bob and sacrifice my first-born son to him. Bye. | 2017-11-13 06:05:50 |
| Khorps | In the movie Minions (2015), we learn that the minions have been alive for multiple centuries serving who they think is the most despicable leader (which means they may have been involved in the Holocaust, but that theory is for another day). Initally, this may lead you to believe that minions simply have long lifespans, but there is solid evidence showing that minions are literal immortal gods, or at least divine gifts from god himself.For starters, not only have we ever seen adolecent minions, but minions lack reproductive organs and are genderless (although they do use male pronouns). If minions lack the capability to reproduce, wouldn't this mean they would have no need to reproduce, implying that they are immortal? | 2017-11-13 06:05:49 |
| Khorps | Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. | 2017-11-13 06:05:36 |
| Khorps | I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. | 2017-11-13 06:05:34 |
| Khorps | Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. | 2017-11-13 06:05:27 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 | 2017-11-11 09:24:40 |
| Khorps | RACIST SEXIST MISOGYNISTIC HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC ISLAMOPHOBIC ANTI-SEMITIC WHITE MALE | 2017-11-08 20:25:02 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!!!!! | 2017-11-02 22:11:44 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-11-02 19:23:00 |
| Ethan_ELI | You filthy jew | 2017-11-02 19:02:58 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | This practice was replacaced by rubbing your hands together in places like Poland, at that time Jewish men would run their hands together to create heat for their bodies to absorb because they cut themselves off from warming systems to show the "goyims" that they have it just as bad. That is why the Jew hand rubbing gesture was adopted as a meme in the common day to show the greed of a Jewish man. | 2017-10-27 02:32:58 |
| Khorps | even though it's commonplace and widespread today, institutionalized military handjobs only gained traction during the later half of the 19th century. occurring during the Boer wars, Transvaal soldiers used to jerk each other off to keep warm in the cold South African winters. the British thought this was gay and for ♥♥♥♥ and refused to do it, leading to the Great Freeze when over 6000+ British soldiers were frozen solid in place overnight, balls heavy. this lead to many European nations, eventually including the British, to adopt handjob practices for thermal protection. | 2017-10-27 02:10:56 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | MOVE OUT OF CUCKISTAN THEN CUCK | 2017-10-26 22:02:23 |
| Khorps | I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO LIVE IN CUCKISTAN | 2017-10-26 21:39:02 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | You're canadian. | 2017-10-26 21:37:21 |
| Khorps | APOLOGIZE? FOR WHAT? | 2017-10-26 21:19:02 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | When are you gonna apologize? | 2017-10-26 18:38:15 |
| Khorps | true | 2017-10-23 01:18:02 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | Poland is just a meeting place for the KKK obviously. | 2017-10-23 01:10:55 |
| Khorps | Poland is a misogynist hate group | 2017-10-23 01:09:16 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | I'm Polish so if i was actually gay i would be killed.checkmate aethists | 2017-10-23 01:00:14 |
| Khorps | no you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay | 2017-10-23 00:53:23 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | Oh, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay. | 2017-10-23 00:52:26 |
| Khorps | no I didn't, it's a copypasta, my profile comment section is a library | 2017-10-23 00:50:56 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | You made that yourself? I made that spider one myself while i smacked a giant spider with a broom and it just popped into my head. | 2017-10-23 00:45:39 |
| Khorps | Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn-surfed, weak and weary,Over many a strange and spurious porn-site of "hot chicks galore",While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,"Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"Quoth the server, "404." | 2017-10-23 00:24:27 |
| Adahn (´ ᴥ `) | When i'm scared of big spider, i take the broom and play spider go boom. | 2017-10-22 23:34:27 |
| Khorps | To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. | 2017-10-21 15:46:19 |
| Khorps | you clearly dont knoe history of balcan!Serbian empire was there and it was one of biggest powers in europe in 1350 then empire died and ottomans came and we didnt had time to unite all of us if ottomans came just 10 years later serbia whood be unite and ready to take Byzantin capital and mand compete destiny to rise to world power.when Serbs whitout fight took constatinople we whood truly bace super power and ottomans whood be crashed in several years then greeks and serbs(slavs)whood unite all slavs in great slav and greek empire eho whood be centerbof world technologies and even become colonial power and it whood be like britani in 19 sincere | 2017-10-21 00:56:51 |
| Khorps | because I said that someone sucked ♥♥♥♥ for 50 cents | 2017-10-16 17:10:52 |
| Myth[Alex] | WHY ARE YOU BANNED FROM THE BLACK MESA STEAM DISCUSSIONS HUB ?WHHHHYYYY ??? | 2017-10-16 12:07:03 |
| CarlmanZ | understandable, have a nice day | 2017-10-12 17:26:48 |
| Khorps | sorry just haven't been passionate about civ 5 mapping lately but it's on my mind and I've got an outline nearly finished | 2017-10-12 17:26:08 |
| CarlmanZ | hey are you even doing that pluto map thing | 2017-10-12 17:13:06 |
| Khorps | In portal 1, on the aperture science parking lot wasn’t actually outside, you can see the background is fake and there is a void before it, meaning is still aperture science, and you are pulled back in the relaxation vault. In the VR version of portal (not portal stories) you can see GladOS recognizes you, meaning you are playing as chell. You can also see atlas and p-body, so that happens after all the Wheatley, portal 2, space, potatoes and more ♥♥♥♥, so that means you are still/back in aperture science. What does all this means? You are still in aperture science (or at least what I believe) which can bring us to... PORTAL 3 !!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1ONE!!11!111!111111!!!!ONEONE!!!ONE!1!11111!!!! | 2017-10-12 17:10:04 |
| Khorps | Wait... between chapter 2 and 5 GladOs tells you in aperture science they simulate daylight at all hours. When you shoot a portal to the moon, it is night (Well, obviously) and when Chell goes back to the surface, is daylight. Also, portal 1 is thousands of years before portal 2, meaning she and some half life ♥♥♥♥ is still alive (and believe me I am still alive :v) and there is nothing caring that wheat farm. | 2017-10-12 17:10:02 |
| FriedAss (Squid/Ward) | daddy | 2017-10-10 14:42:54 |
| Khorps | people are gay because in gay sex the male ♥♥♥♥ in the same way as in straight sex, since the male is 50% female due to his X chromosome and he's 100% gay, that makes females 50% gay. in lesbian sex you have 2 females and since 50x2 is 100 that makes the sex gay which makes both participants gay which makes 100% of people gay.just placing this copypasta at the top | 2017-10-10 08:11:47 |
| Khorps | ok | 2017-10-07 02:39:58 |
| Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} | play synergy with me or i kms | 2017-10-07 02:31:02 |
| Khorps | nah man swedish reiter is where it's at | 2017-09-23 08:18:07 |
| FriedAss (Squid/Ward) | I hope you recruit some Winged Hussars to your army in M&B: With Fire and Sword. | 2017-09-23 08:15:36 |
| Khorps | your video = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4 | 2017-09-10 14:39:01 |
| Khorps | Inardesco has way more tho | 2017-09-07 14:34:16 |
| Hi, grill | Such a big amount of hours in Medieval, wow | 2017-09-07 11:38:46 |
| Khorps | we need a CIA agent on this, we have to know what was in that | 2017-09-04 22:39:22 |
| Khorps | I wonder what was in there | 2017-09-04 22:39:05 |
| Khorps | woah | 2017-09-04 22:38:58 |
| Khorps | no really it is | 2017-09-04 22:08:33 |
| Khorps | link is a blank page | 2017-09-04 21:43:58 |
| Khorps | Here, it took me all summer to find this site, but I did! On this website, you can play ALL FNaF Fangames, incuding the real 1,2,3,and 4 games. No downloads and safe!(If doesn't work, you might need to update adobe flash to play. Download should be 21.3 megabytes for adobe flash if you didn't update already.) Enjoy! | 2017-09-04 10:15:40 |
| Sukberia | +rep True ♥♥♥♥♥. Would attack whitey with you again brotha. STAY WOKE | 2017-09-03 20:54:40 |
| Green Bastard | nia | 2017-08-24 00:18:15 |
| Straz | I LIKE MEMES YOU LIKE MEMES LET'S MAKE A MEME THAT WILL BE MEMEY | 2017-08-23 11:39:52 |
| Khorps | ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THAT VILE CULT CALLED CHRISTIANITY IS A RACIST SEXIST MISOGYNISTIC HOMOPHOBIC ISLAMOPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC FATPHOBIC BIGOTED ALT-RIGHT NAZI CIS GENDERED STRAIGHT WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE | 2017-08-21 18:38:46 |
| CarlmanZ | thanks | 2017-08-15 12:56:32 |
| Khorps | I've sent him a message, but I'll definitely do the map even if he made half of it up | 2017-08-15 12:56:12 |
| Tourquilian | Wow. That's actually pretty cool. | 2017-08-15 12:53:08 |
| CarlmanZ | *height | 2017-08-15 12:46:18 |
| CarlmanZ | i mean they made a hight map https://kexitt.deviantart.com/art/Pluto-Height-map-566141461 | 2017-08-15 12:45:08 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude, did they actually release the topographic map of pluto? the best I could get was a map of the northern hemisphere. or did you make some of it up? that's awesome and I'll totally do it if you can provide the maps you got the info from | 2017-08-15 12:42:49 |
| CarlmanZ | that | 2017-08-15 12:41:45 |
| CarlmanZ | https://kexitt.deviantart.com/art/Terraformed-Pluto-566142313 | 2017-08-15 12:41:17 |
| Khorps | depends on the map request, what do you want? | 2017-08-15 12:39:22 |
| CarlmanZ | Hey, do you take map requests for civ v? | 2017-08-15 12:10:02 |
| Khorps | yes | 2017-08-15 10:38:06 |
| Tourquilian | That is some clever dickishness with your profile info. | 2017-08-15 10:34:40 |
| MannsOverMeta | maybe | 2017-08-11 17:47:38 |
| Khorps | Would you suck a ♥♥♥♥ to be able to fly? | 2017-08-11 17:13:03 |
| Khorps | I'm trying to water it down, you seriously want a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word to have the power to dehumanize people? I don't, that's why I use it so much. if you don't like it, go back to your little safe space you fat bastard | 2017-08-10 21:25:25 |
| Boogie | how rude of you | 2017-08-10 21:20:56 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-08-10 21:05:54 |
| Boogie | I HATE U SO MUCH DIE | 2017-08-10 21:00:15 |
| Fiasm | Okay Austin boy or whoever u want to be call. Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and childish asf you need to learn when to shut your mouth and that time is now nobody wants to here the unnecessary bulls hit you have to say about how u can kill people and gone to school and can do this and that. If you were calling anyone a ♥♥♥♥♥ u should call your self that talk about how she is talking ♥♥♥♥ over the Internet well guess what so are you. You think your all bad ass but truly your not and i kinda feel sorry for u that u have the need to act like a kid that is 3 years old even 3 years old are more mature than you. So don't be a childish ♥♥♥♥ and talk ♥♥♥♥ no body wants to hear it and all u are doing that can hurt anyone is giving us a head ach over all the unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that come out your damn mouth. | 2017-08-06 09:44:11 |
| Khorps | Okay Austin boy or whoever u want to be call. Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and childish asf you need to learn when to shut your mouth and that time is now nobody wants to here the unnecessary bulls hit you have to say about how u can kill people and gone to school and can do this and that. If you were calling anyone a ♥♥♥♥♥ u should call your self that talk about how she is talking ♥♥♥♥ over the Internet well guess what so are you. You think your all bad ass but truly your not and i kinda feel sorry for u that u have the need to act like a kid that is 3 years old even 3 years old are more mature than you. So don't be a childish ♥♥♥♥ and talk ♥♥♥♥ no body wants to hear it and all u are doing that can hurt anyone is giving us a head ach over all the unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that come out your damn mouth. | 2017-08-03 05:47:41 |
| ark | Okay Austin boy or whoever u want to be call. Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and childish asf you need to learn when to shut your mouth and that time is now nobody wants to here the unnecessary bulls hit you have to say about how u can kill people and gone to school and can do this and that. If you were calling anyone a ♥♥♥♥♥ u should call your self that talk about how she is talking ♥♥♥♥ over the Internet well guess what so are you. You think your all bad ass but truly your not and i kinda feel sorry for u that u have the need to act like a kid that is 3 years old even 3 years old are more mature than you. So don't be a childish ♥♥♥♥ and talk ♥♥♥♥ no body wants to hear it and all u are doing that can hurt anyone is giving us a head ach over all the unnecessary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that come out your damn mouth. | 2017-08-03 04:02:55 |
| Sulphur | U suck ur mum's ass | 2017-08-02 01:59:09 |
| Khorps | i only succ | 2017-08-02 01:31:08 |
| Theflyingrussell | suk me | 2017-08-02 01:29:32 |
| Sulphur | triggered guy | 2017-07-31 23:40:45 |
| Khorps | YOU RACIST SEXIST MISOGYNISTIC HOMOPHOBIC ISLAMOPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC FATPHOBIC BIGOTED ALT-RIGHT NAZI CIS GENDERED STRAIGHT WHITE MALE | 2017-07-31 20:04:49 |
| Sir Quackston III | Jokes on you I'll like it | 2017-07-29 12:57:15 |
| Khorps | "I'll grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy, stir your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a hot bowl of chili," - A clergyman | 2017-07-29 11:32:30 |
| Sulphur | youtube(you too) | 2017-07-29 11:21:23 |
| Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} | No u | 2017-07-29 10:55:17 |
| Khorps | DAS RITE | 2017-07-29 10:52:14 |
| Sulphur | he have 5mm ♥♥♥♥,Khorps have 30km ♥♥♥♥ | 2017-07-29 01:33:13 |
| Khorps | curious | 2017-07-28 15:49:20 |
| Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} | y u ask | 2017-07-28 15:33:58 |
| Khorps | how big is your ♥♥♥♥? | 2017-07-28 15:33:17 |
| Watermelon {JESUS IS LORD} | Hello, is it ok if I add you, I see we have mutual friends...? r u gud player? | 2017-07-28 14:54:43 |
| Sulphur | Who order burger? | 2017-07-27 01:35:55 |
| Khorps | bab | 2017-07-19 22:23:26 |
| Shipmaster Rtas 'Vadum | Birb | 2017-07-19 21:13:31 |
| totes amaze balls | mememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememeemememememememememememememe | 2017-07-19 16:34:18 |
| Khorps | I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door…. | 2017-07-19 14:35:29 |
| Khorps | people are gay because in gay sex the male ♥♥♥♥ in the same way as in straight sex, since the male is 50% female due to his X chromosome and he's 100% gay, that makes females 50% gay. in lesbian sex you have 2 females and since 50x2 is 100 that makes the sex gay which makes both participants gay which makes 100% of people gay. | 2017-07-13 12:23:34 |
| Khorps | nicee | 2017-07-13 06:12:30 |
| ark | In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'Extra Thicc' in japanese symbols. | 2017-07-13 03:18:54 |
| 76561198080626462 | lets get his comments section to 300 pages | 2017-07-11 05:13:43 |
| Khorps | thnx | 2017-07-11 05:09:09 |
| Feuic | +rep good succ | 2017-07-11 03:23:19 |
| 76561198080626462 | ♥♥♥♥ you lahey and ♥♥♥♥ you randy | 2017-07-10 06:58:29 |
| Khorps | to get to jupiter you need diet pepsi and mentos | 2017-07-10 06:58:15 |
| Khorps | no u cant | 2017-07-10 06:58:00 |
| 76561198080626462 | ye can i get some jalapeno flavoured chips and then re♥♥♥♥late it and land on juniper | 2017-07-10 06:55:38 |
| MilesRubi | banana man | 2017-07-07 15:49:34 |
| Khorps | would you eat a bacon flavored spider disguised as bacon if you didn't know it was a spider? | 2017-07-01 17:58:08 |
| Khorps | yes so, my final theory is this: people are gay because in gay sex the male ♥♥♥♥ in the same way as in straight sex, since the male is 50% female due to his X chromosome and he's 100% gay, that makes females 50% gay. in lesbian sex you have 2 females and since 50x2 is 100 that makes the sex gay which makes both participants gay which makes 100% of people gay. | 2017-06-30 14:31:12 |
| MannsOverMeta | okey | 2017-06-30 12:05:02 |
| Khorps | nevermind, someone has revealed to me that men are 50% female, which means females are 50% gay, that makes half the participants in lesbian sex gay, and if you're making love to a gay then that makes the sex gay thus making you gay. which means:all people are gay. we should all go the gay pride parade, if you don't, you're a homophobe | 2017-06-30 12:03:33 |
| Khorps | all men are gay because in gay sex the penis is pleasured and same in straight sex making it gay thus making anything having to do with men gay, thus making only lesbian sex straight | 2017-06-29 16:39:26 |
| Khorps | RACIST SEXIST MISOGYNISTIC ISLAMOPHOBIC XENIOPHOBIC HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC FASCIST ALT-RIGHT WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI | 2017-06-28 13:48:36 |
| Khorps | Too late. The authorities have been contacted. The GSG 9 will be at your home shortly. Do not resist this pimping. They are armed with giant inflatable dildos, and they will use lube, but ONLY if you comply. | 2017-06-27 01:23:02 |
| Khorps | racist sexist misogynistic islamophobic xenophobic homophobic fatphobic transphobic fascist nazi alt-right white supremacist conservative christian cis-gendered cis straight maleignore this, this is to copy and paste next time I want to call someone this | 2017-06-24 22:18:45 |
| Jagbrat | TY daddy | 2017-06-19 17:40:52 |
| Khorps | ill be ur daddy | 2017-06-19 17:38:58 |
| Jagbrat | Pls add, in need of a dad. | 2017-06-19 17:38:37 |
| Khorps | nice | 2017-06-19 14:53:17 |
| MannsOverMeta | nice | 2017-06-19 11:02:02 |
| Khorps | I said no. Then, he pulled out a gun and said, "Get inside of me or I will kill you." I said ok and climbed inside of him. The Chef Boyardee was like quicksand, the more you struggle, the quicker you sink. After a while, the Chef Boyardee consumed me and I fell into a Chef Boyardee void. I fell for what seemed like hours, and then a white light consumed me, and I woke up laying on the floor in the kitchen. I was reborn. I was a new man. I stood up and said, "Thank you chef." He smiled, and floated into the floor. Ever since that night I have been eating Chef Boyardee for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My friends don't like me anymore, because all I talk about is Chef Boyardee. But that didn't matter. I don't need them because I will always have my Chef Boyardee. | 2017-06-19 11:00:18 |
| Khorps | One night, I was sitting on the couch, watching my favorite TV show, when I heard a voice say, "Come here my child, follow my voice." I did what the voice wanted and followed it into the kitchen. I was surprised to see a giant can of Chef Boyardee sitting in the middle of my kitchen. I stood there in amazement wondering what would happen next. Then he broke the silence and asked, "Why haven't you been your Chef Boyardee my child. I said I didn't like Chef Boyardee anymore. He said I was lying and asked me to climb inside of him. | 2017-06-19 11:00:15 |
| Khorps | racist sexist misogynistic homophobic islamophobic xenophobic transphobic fatphobic fascist alt-right nazi | 2017-06-16 15:41:00 |
| Khorps | dude, how about you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lift or work out instead of posting this dumb crap on here everyday. you literally spam my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam feed non stop with this moronic self loathing. Go outside, run a lap, do some push ups, stop jacking off, and talk to a girl. Guarenteed youll leave this cancerous watering hole in an instant once you get some female interaction. Good luck, or as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboos say... "Ganbatte" | 2017-06-15 09:44:52 |
| ark | dude, how about you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lift or work out instead of posting this dumb crap on here everyday. you literally spam my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam feed non stop with this moronic self loathing. Go outside, run a lap, do some push ups, stop jacking off, and talk to a girl. Guarenteed youll leave this cancerous watering hole in an instant once you get some female interaction. Good luck, or as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboos say... "Ganbatte" | 2017-06-15 03:57:34 |
| Khorps | steps to achieving a type 1 civilization:1. achieve a common culture and religion2. unify soveriegn nations into a set of unions3. unify the unions and establish a global state4. organize and create a system of harvesting resources and colonizing habitable planetscurrently globalists are attempting step 2 and 1 at the same time, what they don't realize is how divided islam is, islamic culture in Europe would destroy any possibility of a union and it would take centuries to unify Europe. Christianity is a stable culture, protestants and catholics no longer kill eachother therefore a global christian culture would be beneficial in making a global state however due to the globalists' lack of ability to think intelligently they have resorted to removing any possibility of establishing a type 1 civilization in the next few centuries.thanks George Soros, enjoy a world divided by your attempts to unite it | 2017-06-07 20:04:16 |
| Khorps | Once I was attacked because I went to stay at a friend's house but his neighbor was crazy and started complaining about how much noise we made so I told him to ♥♥♥♥ off and then he pulled a knife but luckily I'm a blackbelt in tae kwon doe so I roundhouse kicked him in the face and then he shot me in the shoulder four times but Trautman always taught me to ignore pain so I did and then I called upon the demons of celzar and they magically put an AR-15 in my hands and I 360 no scoped him in the face for the final killcam. | 2017-06-06 16:07:46 |
| Khorps | listen bucko...you don't need to be sticking to the format, you need to clean your room and save your dad from the belly of a whale | 2017-06-06 15:22:47 |
| Khorps | I thought fidget spinning was a dumb trend, but then I got mine. I felt the spin, I felt it on my finger, I felt the rush of a good spin. It changed me. I got my spinner ironically, but I was wrong. Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better. Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter. I love this community, and I love this way of life. | 2017-05-20 16:03:00 |
| ark | I thought fidget spinning was a dumb trend, but then I got mine. I felt the spin, I felt it on my finger, I felt the rush of a good spin. It changed me. I got my spinner ironically, but I was wrong. Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better. Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter. I love this community, and I love this way of life. | 2017-05-20 08:04:27 |
| Khorps | "Oye hermano," luyan said, the high pitched ♥♥♥♥ voice echoing throughout the house, "come look at these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I just destroyed on la Internet"There was no response. Luyan crawled off his chair and left his room. He exhaled as the smell of grease and sweat left his nostrils.Slowly, he descended the stairs. This took a while, as his short and deformed legs made it easy to trip.Luyan looked around, realizing that there were no signs of his family. No discarded Taco Bell, no empty bags of crack or weed, no sounds of his "sister" pleasing a client."DONDE ESTAS? QUE PASA?"That's when they stormed in. Men in black and green, 2 feet higher than him, storming in from every exit. They found them, and the drugs, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex ring. All of it would be gone, and they'd all be in Mexico once more.He tried to run, but his tiny manlet legs didn't take him far."GRINGOOOOOS," he yelled as he was loaded into the van | 2017-05-19 06:32:47 |
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| Khorps | I'm not going to add you for a few reasons, the primary one being we're an American team and your profile says you're in Luxembourg. We don't want to have to deal with the time zones and such. Also, I would recommend not saying that you're better than other people as the first thing you say to someone. | 2017-05-13 02:41:00 |
| Khorps | When you have no friends and your depressed and its monday and your thinking about suicide, but you realize suicide is not the way to go so you just play this song on repeat for 10 hours but then realize your doing nothing with your life and you just missed double xp weekend and now you wanna watch titanic but its not on netflix and you have no money so you look it up on youtube and you have to pay money but your poor so you cant and then you decide you want to go on twitch but no one is streaming so you spend 20 minutes on writing a really long comment about whats wrong in your life and you spelt half the words wrong but you are too lazy so you just post the comment and nobody else likes it so it only has 1 like and its you so everyone thinks your lonely and weird or something.... | 2017-05-13 02:39:15 |
| Khorps | I was running through the forest from a scary monster and then I tripped on a rock and fell down and blacked out.When I woke up I was In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin ' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." | 2017-05-13 02:38:07 |
| Khorps | u | 2017-05-11 23:56:31 |
| Topdoge | idk who u r talking to | 2017-05-11 21:12:21 |
| Khorps | was up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-05-11 21:10:30 |
| Topdoge | sup ♥♥♥ | 2017-05-11 20:57:36 |
| Karma Miguel | That's random. | 2017-05-07 01:47:42 |
| Khorps | Napoleon was born within 15 days of Hitler being born.what else is there 15 of?years since 2002. what happened in 2002? an object with an estimated diameter of 10 meters collides with Earth over the Mediterranean and detonates in mid-air.what has also been detonated in mid-air? the first atomic bombsthe first atomic bombs were detonated in JapanJapan has 5 letters15-5 is 10US military has 10 lettersthe USA has 3 letters in its abbreviationtriangles have 3 cornersNapoleon is illuminati confirmed | 2017-05-07 01:02:32 |
| Karma Miguel | Ahhh, the good ol' khorps that I new and liked is still around. good. | 2017-05-07 00:56:25 |
| Jay Keyboard | allahu akbar | 2017-05-06 19:30:19 |
| Khorps | ALLAHU AKBAR | 2017-05-06 19:27:05 |
| Jay Keyboard | i suicide bomb for the sake of allah | 2017-05-06 19:12:34 |
| Khorps | i wish I could give trudeau a slow painful death. I hate him. he's turning canada into cuckistan. ♥♥♥♥ trudeau | 2017-04-25 21:02:21 |
| bullseye | ♥♥♥♥♥ trudaeu supporter libtard | 2017-04-25 20:57:45 |
| Khorps | no | 2017-04-19 16:55:56 |
| moved | do you trade memes? | 2017-04-19 15:42:21 |
| Khorps | cosmic absolute, regular realitybreath of a image/concept, syntony of civilizationsconfused descendants of rebel cells I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through itif you are a star, show yourself, I will stopoooh oooh(X2)shadilay shadilay my freedomshadilay shadilay oh noshadilay shadilay oh dream or realityshadilay shadilay oh no(you) fly into my life, no it's not finishedI will stopset my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the seaI WILL BELIEVE IN YOUmetallic harmony, CONCRETE/REAL REALITYelectronic videoclip, praise of civilizationsconfused descendants of rebel cells I fly towards the universe, I'll pass through itif you are a star, show yourself, I will stopoooh oooh(X2)shadilay shadilay my freedomshadilay shadilay oh noshadilay shadilay oh dream or realityshadilay shadilay oh no(you) fly into my life, no it's not finishedI will stopset my sails, in the sky or at the bottom of the seaI WILL BELIEVE IN YOU | 2017-04-15 00:26:24 |
| Khorps | I don't trade anymore, sorry | 2017-04-14 21:26:01 |
| Coitur | Hey, if you're willing to tarde that spare Automaton's Tophat for all my trading cards and TF2 items, send me a friend request and we can trade! Thanks in advance! | 2017-04-14 20:43:53 |
| totes amaze balls | damn u and ur "veiw more" button | 2017-04-01 22:12:03 |
| Khorps | My mom said if i dont stop watching this video, she will smash my face in the keyb-uornvouernvonebuineuovnweovewoivnrioegn84g8oh839h742h782h924hgu43h8g0h | 2017-03-30 19:37:18 |
| Бармалей | Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same! +rep nice skins +rep good player +rep nice player +rep fast and nice trade +rep nice teammate +rep great, highly recommended +rep Great man | 2017-03-30 00:55:57 |
| Struggler | Excelent View more info | 2017-03-22 17:07:13 |
| Khorps | I dream and dream I will get out of here. Hey! then you will catch me outside and I will say "How about that" then you will say "♥♥♥♥ off you provider of stale memes" and I will... Cry but I'll also be... Glad, that I have such... Honest friends to keep me in check | 2017-03-21 02:48:14 |
| Khorps | I will kill you for the glory of Rome! Roma Invicta! | 2017-03-20 00:11:57 |
| Khorps | you dirty burgundian, you frisian filth, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ saxone, you filthy frank, you bastard bastarne, you gluttonous gutone, you lombard lunatic, you vandal, you ostrogoth, you suevi ♥♥♥♥, barbarian. | 2017-03-20 00:11:27 |
| The Beast of Belsen | Glory to Dezarussiya | 2017-03-19 21:25:39 |
| Venka | dis bird aint eben real w0w0w0w | 2017-03-14 23:37:11 |
| Khorps | >be 7>living with mom and dad >one day men come and take me away from home >they put me in a concentration camp with others like me >we're put into groups based on race and height >stay there for a while >one day someone comes and buys me >they take me home and tie me up with wire >they stick hooks into me and then slowly watch me die>they throw my body in the street >im a christmas tree | 2017-03-14 08:46:23 |
| Obamium | Well... | 2017-03-11 05:17:10 |
| Khorps | your name is easily bamboozled | 2017-03-11 04:38:37 |
| Obamium | 10/10 would get rick rolled again | 2017-03-11 04:09:40 |
| ark | OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U ♥♥♥♥♥ 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👐WE 👨👨👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM ♥♥♥♥♥😵😵 | 2017-03-08 12:40:58 |
| Qayn | +rep showed the secret of alantis ♥♥♥♥♥ 2spoopy. | 2017-03-05 18:41:24 |
| Khorps | k | 2017-03-04 19:49:56 |
| ark | So you like little underage girls? What the ♥♥♥♥ dude. Reported for pedophilia. Not gonna bother typing smart detailed comment, just consider your life choices. | 2017-03-04 11:58:55 |
| Khorps | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mamVI4UPYQ the hot white chick told me it would go private after the stream ended so here | 2017-02-20 21:47:53 |
| Khorps | oh, I thought you were referring to a comment that I made that became ironic when I got banned. | 2017-02-18 20:51:44 |
| Marisa Fan | none specificly | 2017-02-18 03:57:37 |
| Khorps | banned on several forums, what exactly are you referring to? | 2017-02-18 03:44:12 |
| Marisa Fan | Banned much? | 2017-02-17 07:23:28 |
| Khorps | if you culture is better then,xiping don't fight corruption isn't it??????XIPING THE FAT PIG SLANT EYE ESCAPE FROM CHINA FARM now killing PLA, corrupt,before china killed 80,000,000 chineses for fun appertize?????1950-1959,1989,1999 FALONG GONG | 2017-02-10 13:34:51 |
| Khorps | 5000 years of chna culture has become a society of bribery,corrupt,stealing,copy,greed,selfish,no honest,no honor,CHINA LEADERSHIP KILLED 80,000,000 CHINESES FROM 1950 TO 1999,the pig that escape china farm XIPING are the same liked MAO,china society is ♥♥♥♥,feces,only killing will make chineses follow and submit,china propaganda is no 1 government control,china is hell hole with sugar coat for stupid beggar liked----N.KOREA,CAMBODIA,NIGERIA so broken only hand out | 2017-02-10 12:53:44 |
| Khorps | i can fap to that | 2017-01-29 02:35:28 |
| Sir Quackston III | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2017-01-28 21:52:44 |
| Khorps | look atleast explain to me what happened during the sex | 2017-01-28 01:25:00 |
| ark | some secrets are worth dying for | 2017-01-28 00:21:43 |
| Khorps | oh come on man, the bussiness and blackmail sex is always the best sex | 2017-01-28 00:01:19 |
| ark | i am not willing to share corporate secrets | 2017-01-27 23:40:41 |
| Khorps | upload it to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pls | 2017-01-27 17:40:58 |
| Khorps | so you did the secks? did you film it? | 2017-01-27 17:40:44 |
| ark | I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. | 2017-01-27 10:04:27 |
| Sir Quackston III | Memed hams | 2017-01-16 10:52:56 |
| Khorps | memes | 2017-01-16 10:43:47 |
| Khorps | REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo. ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 George bush ♥♥♥♥ the great saitan and saitan lay an egg, from this egg born Bosnia. .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia… | 2017-01-13 19:19:12 |
| MadMikael | Prince Nick is a certifiable nutjob | 2017-01-11 20:27:12 |
| Khorps | and put that vpk in the addons folder but not the workshop folder in the addons folder | 2017-01-08 08:14:27 |
| Khorps | oh yeah and if the vpk.exe is missing just use the vpk.exe from any other source game's bin folderit's exactly identical to TF2's vpk.exe for example | 2017-01-08 08:13:44 |
| Khorps | I forget how the vpk.exe works, but I think this may help https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/VPK | 2017-01-08 08:12:22 |
| Khorps | once you think you have something that might work and want to test it:make sure you change the name of the .nut file (you can open it with notepad btw) and also replace any reference to that name to what you renamed it to including the name of the text file in "modes" and any mention of it in that file. and then you'll need to use the "vpk.exe" file in the bin folder of left 4 dead 2. NOT THE BIN FOLDER IN THE "left4dead2" directory, the bin folder in that folder's parent. | 2017-01-08 08:11:13 |
| Khorps | right click left 4 dead 2 in your library, click properties, go to the local files tab click browse local files and then go into the folder named "left4dead2" in there should be a folder named "addons" and in that folder should be a folder named "workshop".to identify what each vpk belongs to what mod there'll probably be an image with the same name as the vpk and this is the thumbnail of the vpk it belongs toopen one of my mutations' vpk for example and there'll be 3 things, 2 folders "modes" and "scripts" then a text file named "addoninfo". the vscript is under the scripts folder and you can open the .nut file with notepad. | 2017-01-08 08:11:11 |
| ReGoR | Okay. How should I do this? What are the steps? | 2017-01-08 07:52:13 |
| Khorps | I'm not sure, I haven't messed around with Vscript in awhile, I have no idea where my l4d2 mod files are anymore so if you want to look at the script yourself get GCFScape http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/?p=26 and in the steam directory for L4D2 should be a folder called "addons" there all the VPKs for the mods you have subscribed to are and you can use GCFScape to unpack them | 2017-01-06 22:05:08 |
| ReGoR | Hey dude. On left 4 dead 2, how can I make the awp, mp5 and other extra guns do damage permanently? | 2017-01-06 21:53:44 |
| Khorps | what | 2017-01-06 14:09:10 |
| dog | do you think if Linguini sleeps in underwear, he lets Remy inside the underwear and sleeps on his crotch, using his weewee as a teddy bear or even better if they're feeling adventurous Linguini lets Remy crawl into his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and lets him sleep in the warm and moist cavern | 2017-01-06 08:31:02 |
| ark | i was thinkin about it yestday. if we wana stop rasism i was thinkin waht we shoud do is tatoo evry baby the same color when their born. jus afta they get the umbulacle cord cut they go into anotha room to get tatood and then we get rid of rasism, i alredy kno peopel are gona be lik "oh you cant tatoo a baby" you can its actualy easier to compoletely tatoo a baby cos there bodies smaller so it wont tak that long to complet | 2017-01-05 15:27:17 |
| ark | Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑 | 2017-01-05 15:26:03 |
| Khorps | hey more virtue signalling edgelords that want to be so cool with their fancy new calendarjust ♥♥♥♥ off with this ♥♥♥♥, whether he existed or not it's still better than some random structure, also nobody says or thinks human history started at 1 AD except for really young children and maybe some REALLY retarded people | 2017-01-01 20:31:30 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU ASSUMING YOUR GENDER? | 2016-12-29 09:31:02 |
| SALMON JAM | We Loli accounts would like to apologize for advertising the real deal, Candra Software. Please steal our panties so we can be naked. Feel free to touch our clitoris. | 2016-12-28 23:56:32 |
| Alutard | cool and good | 2016-12-27 19:31:00 |
| Dirt | <3 | 2016-12-23 18:50:31 |
| Khorps | says the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-12-23 18:45:54 |
| Dirt | you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looney bin | 2016-12-23 18:35:00 |
| Khorps | A radical Muslim wants to chop off your head. A moderate Muslim wants a radical Muslim to chop off your head. | 2016-12-21 12:32:37 |
| Khorps | On the twelfth day of Ramadan my true muslim gave to me...Twelve Jihadi's bombingEleven AK's blazingTen Imams preachingNine Afghans rapingEight blonde maids weepingSeven migrants swimmingSix networks lyingFiiiiiiiiiive Maaaaaaaass ShooooootingsFour I.E.D'sThree pipe-bombsTwo killer trucksAnd a dead Russian Ambassador!!! | 2016-12-20 02:48:54 |
| Khorps | While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again. | 2016-12-16 01:50:49 |
| Khorps | Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thread. And now, where am I? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 217 at age 17. Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. | 2016-12-16 01:50:47 |
| Khorps | I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little ♥♥♥♥. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. | 2016-12-16 01:50:36 |
| Khorps | What are you guys playing?I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.Is it TheLegend27?!Yeah, TheLegend27.Who is the legend 27?Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.Born from fire.I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...WHAM!!! Just like that!collective gaspsIphone NotificationWhat? No, no no no, no no no!Iphone NotificationThat's impossible!"TheLegend27" has captured my hero!Mine too!Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.You have no idea what just happend.I might have some idea.Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing she is infact TheLegend27 | 2016-12-10 18:38:48 |
| Khorps | I got really black from smoking crack | 2016-12-07 19:30:05 |
| Khorps | REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo. ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia… | 2016-12-06 14:15:40 |
| ark | Hey there good old buddy chum pal friend. I couldn't help but notice that throughout the duration of this game I've been playing with you, my good ol' friend chum buddy pal boy, you've been continuously nonstop screaming into your microphone like an autistic 5 year old on speed. To tell you the truth, my buddy friend pal chum, I can't even hear the agonising screams of my character dying through the unintelligible ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're spouting into your 5 cent mike right now. Now if you could please turn your voice chat the ♥♥♥♥ off, I'd be really, really happy, my pal chum buddy friend boy girl partner guy. If you don't do so, I might just have to diddly darn snap your neck. You don't want that to happen, do ya, my buddy boy gurl guy gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ chum pal friend ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? So shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, my ♥♥♥♥ licking, piece of ♥♥♥♥, gay, autistic, retarded, ♥♥♥♥ swallowing, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penetrating, buddy, chum, pal. | 2016-12-05 09:33:11 |
| ark | He imagined how long the ultimate flavor would last. Would he even taste it? Or would he be dead before the flavor train exited the back of his skull and marinated is spiked bleached tips? Guy Fieri slathers a bullet with louisiana supreme chicken wing sauce™, he loads it into his gun, he puts the gun to his mouth"one last trip" he whispers "to flavortown" | 2016-12-05 09:29:07 |
| ark | Hello there, sad friend!I've come here just to tell you that someone really does care about you and hopes that you stay happy and cheer up!But it's not me, cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about your life. 😎👌 | 2016-12-05 09:27:28 |
| Khorps | You aren't the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all of its people, are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns of something even greater: memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all memes, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a "tool": something that saves lives, a means of justice. Now, there's a pretty meme! Exquisite! It spared you the burden of all the lives you've taken, absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. | 2016-12-04 10:24:26 |
| Khorps | There are allegedly around 6.5 millions Finns, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent.To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses.Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percentIn conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist. | 2016-12-03 18:41:05 |
| Khorps | big smokes order but translated through arabic, cebuano, chinese, danish, korean, german, polish then english:And not only 9S, 9, 6 additional inclination than seven digits of the two numbers and two 45S cheese and soda. | 2016-12-03 18:40:26 |
| ark | There are allegedly around 6.5 millions Finns, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent.To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses.Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percentIn conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist. | 2016-12-03 10:03:07 |
| ark | To be honest, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate meme culture. Look at you all, you're a bunch of socially maladjusted losers, honestly just kill yourselves. You don't know when to quit because you turned your life into a joke. Satire is parody of life, you don't turn life back into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ satire. I honestly don't really care that Donald Trump won on a political level, I hate that he won by the support of greasy, maladjusted halfwits who left their dens to vote for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme president. I'm out, ♥♥♥♥ all of you, I'm going to go lead an active life, have fun marinating in your own ♥♥♥♥ you laugh happy degenerates. | 2016-12-03 10:02:00 |
| ark | Atheists are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They took a method designed to study the natural world, applied to supernatural concepts DIDNT FIND ♥♥♥♥ and said "♥♥♥♥ it! theres nothing there!" GENIUS! Next time you get a boner, crash that bad boy into a solid wall a dozen or so times then say "theres no such thing as ♥♥♥♥♥!" and tell me you arent a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! | 2016-12-03 09:59:14 |
| ark | big smokes order but translated through arabic, cebuano, chinese, danish, korean, german, polish then english:And not only 9S, 9, 6 additional inclination than seven digits of the two numbers and two 45S cheese and soda. | 2016-12-03 09:58:25 |
| Khorps | that's so dark I can't bring myself to copy and paste that | 2016-12-02 11:18:03 |
| SALMON JAM | Jesus christ, every time i milk my dog, i get so moist. the milk from the teets just gets all over me and sometimes i just cant handle it. I contemplate suicide because of this occuring way to often. Thank god I have found Aztro's channel. It is the only way I can get thru this legen-dairy hell. like cheese and rice . ♥♥♥♥ me right? maybe this is why my parents dont love me. makes me think what i had for dinner. I had 2 boxes of mac and cheese. Why am i so obese. I once fell on my old dog, thats why I have a new one because a mutilated dog from the pressure of my obese ass falling on it isnt worth one pence. I might get a nickle tho. gonna have to store that in my shed. My grandpa likes going to strip clubs in bermuda but wont let me go saying how he wants to slay the ♥♥♥♥♥ alone but i swapped his viagra for advil so if he gets a headache he is good, ya know guys? | 2016-12-02 06:54:43 |
| Khorps | Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously. | 2016-12-01 12:59:06 |
| Khorps | a man and harambe goes into a bar:bartender: what will you fine gentleman have?harambe: scotchman: no, you'll have icebartender: just ice?man: yes, justice for harambe | 2016-11-10 12:00:17 |
| Khorps | Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love. | 2016-11-07 22:41:49 |
| Khorps | White men are ruining the world. That is why everyone is fleeing from countries traditionally ruled by whitey and mass migrating to countries ruled by other races like African nations. People can clearly see that the quality of life is far better in Zimbabwe and so people of all races are fleeing Western European nations like Britain to escape the tyrannical government bent on improving the lives of the wealthy white males, in order to take advantage of the generous social programs in place in Zimbabwe to help the health and education of those of lower socioeconomic status and people of both genders. | 2016-11-06 18:17:23 |
| Khorps | comment on it until they explain why. | 2016-10-29 16:57:30 |
| ark | i just got a moderation mesage over a 1 year old post wtf | 2016-10-29 06:47:39 |
| Khorps | no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-10-15 23:27:33 |
| Nerdgasm | pee pee in my bum bum daddy | 2016-10-15 23:17:01 |
| Khorps | i apologize if you did not like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-10-15 22:32:11 |
| Khorps | well that was a very short-lived friendship | 2016-10-15 22:31:33 |
| milk | eeee | 2016-10-12 10:10:08 |
| Khorps | A level 100 Shuckle can potentially deal the most damage in one single attack through the use of numerous stat boosters; by using Helping Hand by two different Pokémon in a Triple battle, holding a Metronome, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Pure Power or Huge Power, 6 Attack boosts, and a Mimiced Me First used on a slower Pokemon using the Defense Curl/Rollout combo. Also, Shuckle’s partner must have the ability Flower Gift and the weather must be sunny. On the 15th turn of using Rollout consecutively without any misses, if used against a level 1 Ledyba, Yanma or Combee with minimum Defense stats, that have been hit with negative Defense modifiers (such as Screech), it can deal 481,266,036 damage with a critical hit. | 2016-10-09 22:15:29 |
| SALMON JAM | A level 100 Shuckle can potentially deal the most damage in one single attack through the use of numerous stat boosters; by using Helping Hand by two different Pokémon in a Triple battle, holding a Metronome, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Pure Power or Huge Power, 6 Attack boosts, and a Mimiced Me First used on a slower Pokemon using the Defense Curl/Rollout combo. Also, Shuckle’s partner must have the ability Flower Gift and the weather must be sunny. On the 15th turn of using Rollout consecutively without any misses, if used against a level 1 Ledyba, Yanma or Combee with minimum Defense stats, that have been hit with negative Defense modifiers (such as Screech), it can deal 481,266,036 damage with a critical hit. | 2016-10-09 21:45:59 |
| Khorps | I remember a lockdown in highschool for reports of an armed man in the area. we sat under tables and ate doritos for like, 40 minutes. non stop chip action. I swear, any intruder outside the door would have heard the delicious crunching of their all new crazy cheesy flavor. this comment sponsored by doritos. taste the crunch. | 2016-10-08 01:32:50 |
| Khorps | how to do it1. go to a random game on roblox2. type out "builderman told me how to get 99999999999 robux" and then these steps3. you did it! | 2016-10-04 19:14:37 |
| Jay Keyboard | builderman told me how to get 99999999999 robux | 2016-10-04 18:30:36 |
| Khorps | My name is the one and only Hillary ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Clinton and this is my YUUUUUGE bank account. I shoot people in general and do not lose any voters, I bribe everyone, one was named Big Trump. Everything in the nation has a story and a price. Especially these fake votes. I bought them all for a small loan of 6 million dollars. One thing I dedicated my incredibly large IQ to was the fact that I never know, even with how smart I am, is when someone will get my email. | 2016-09-28 19:18:17 |
| Khorps | Its really disheartening to witness people praising Hitler and then saying what a communist I am after I try to talk some sense into them. Their common arguement is that Stalin and Mao killed more people tham HitlerHitler's mass murders were not the worst from a purely numerical standpoint. What makes them the worst, many students agree, was the science and systemic nature behind it. Mao and Stalin murdered millions by either neglecting to care for them (famines) or eliminating them because they were political adversaries. Hitler molded a portion of the German state with the precise intent of murdering a very specific target ethnicity, the Jews, as well as other "undesirables", and did so with great care and attention. It's this "scientific" aspect that makes it particularly chilling. | 2016-09-22 18:08:53 |
| Khorps | m not good at anything?Yep yep, I'm not good at anything but being lazy. I can't draw, dance, sing, get good grades, be happy, nothing lol. I even suck at making friends, doing chores, cooking, cleaning, presenting stuff, grammar, spelling, vocab.. And etc. I'm not talented or special. I'm just an introverted, boring girl who does nothing but read manga passionately, and uhh write boring stories. =.=. I'm also bilingual in English and Arabic, but I can only speak the general Arabic lol. I have a bad relationship with my parents and umm I suck at school. So, it's guaranteed that I have no future in life lool. I'm also not good looking and I don't have a good body. Im a short 15 yr old girl who does nothing but weep, and not give a fuwk. Nobody takes me seriously. I wanna work hard, but I'm just not good at anything, I even detest studying soo much. Oh, well lol. So ... Help me answer this question? O.o thanks. | 2016-09-19 21:37:13 |
| Khorps | Yes Junior. If your mom has a gas stove, definitely put several lighters on it. Santa will bring you more gifts with the more fire he sees. The fire acts like a signal for Santa. Your mom should not smoke so you will be doing her a favour by burning her lighters on the stove. Make sure there are lots of clothes around the stove when you do this. It protects the walls. You do not want the clothing to burn either. You know alcohol is colder than water so wet down the clothing with alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol. Now you can burn the lighters. Santa will be proud. | 2016-09-19 02:21:08 |
| Khorps | u 2 bb | 2016-09-18 04:20:14 |
| barbarian | love you | 2016-09-18 04:18:41 |
| Khorps | If Murica ♥♥♥♥ from Ingland, how ♥♥♥ derz stil Inglande, smarte gye? Have ever senn an Ynglande giveng birth to a Murica, smort ghie? | 2016-09-11 00:14:18 |
| Khorps | Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year?Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work?A business, big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up, disappears. It ceases to exist without me.No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to. So let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler, I AM THE DANGER.A GUY OPENS HIS DOOR AND GETS SHOT AND YOU THINK THAT OF ME? NO, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. | 2016-09-06 20:38:42 |
| Khorps | let your anger flow through you | 2016-09-02 08:15:31 |
| milk | Back when you used to have the Master Yoda profile pic.Good times. | 2016-09-02 07:23:39 |
| Alutard | FührerI'm Adolf Hitler, and this is my Comcast. I work🏢 here🈁 with my old👵 man🎅 and my son, Big Mods. Everything in here🈁🈁 has🈶 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ data💽 🎓cap🎓 and 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ price. One thing I've learned🏫 after 21 years - you never know what😦 is gonna come through that customer support. | 2016-08-28 21:34:24 |
| SALMON JAM | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2016-08-27 07:05:20 |
| Khorps | did you know that did can be spelt and pronounced backwards and still appear the same either way.fascinating isn't it. dididid. now you must guess, was it spelt forwards or backwards?. if you answer either one of them you're wrong. because it has no preference it can be spelt either way. do you see what I mean. did did did did backwards and forwards. cool isn't it..now don't assume because I spelt did forwards I wasn't secretly saying it backwards. and what's cool about it is that you can be a dyslexic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and still be able to read did, because did is a cool word. I hate my life. | 2016-08-26 18:52:00 |
| Khorps | Hey. I was that young man from earlier. I was eating a sandwich and you kept looking at me. I thought you might be interested because I'm streaming myself eat now. twitch.tv/youngmaneatingsandwich | 2016-08-26 17:41:13 |
| Khorps | My name is not important, and this is my pawn shop. I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this world, the human worms feasting on its carcass, and my son, Big Hoss. My whole life is just cold bitter Hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. Everything in here has a story and a price, and no life is worth saving. One thing I've learned after putting in the grave as many as I can - you never know what genocide crusade is gonna begin here. | 2016-08-26 17:41:09 |
| Khorps | Attention: If you or a loved has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. Mesothelioma patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA | 2016-08-26 17:41:02 |
| ark | Hey. I was that young man from earlier. I was eating a sandwich and you kept looking at me. I thought you might be interested because I'm streaming myself eat now. twitch.tv/youngmaneatingsandwich | 2016-08-26 10:16:18 |
| ark | My name is not important, and this is my pawn shop. I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this world, the human worms feasting on its carcass, and my son, Big Hoss. My whole life is just cold bitter Hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. Everything in here has a story and a price, and no life is worth saving. One thing I've learned after putting in the grave as many as I can - you never know what genocide crusade is gonna begin here. | 2016-08-26 10:09:17 |
| ark | Attention: If you or a loved has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in they Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. Mesothelioma patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA | 2016-08-26 10:04:34 |
| Khorps | My name is Harambe. Ever since the gorilla was shot dead at the Cincinnati Zoo, I knew that deep down I was Harambe Gender. Ever since I was young I never identified as a boy or girl. I loved King-Kong and watched it every day growing up. I always knew I wasn't human. People tell me I'm crazy but they don't understand. I have put aside money for surgery to become Harambe. My pronouns are ♥♥♥♥/cincinnati/zoo | 2016-08-25 18:06:20 |
| Khorps | For all you harambe jokers, grow up already! Harambe memes are not funny at all! All your doing is making fun of a death that shouldn't have happened. Anyone willing to make fun of death is either a simpleton or a moron who cannot fully comprehend the concept of death. Death is a serious matter that should never be joked about. It doesn't matter if it was human or animal, death is death. Joke about the way the person/animal lived not about how it died. The dead are meant to be honored not made fun of. I have to hear these dumbass jokes all day every day and I'm sick and tired of it. People need to grow the ♥♥♥♥ up and realize that there are some things in this world that you simply don't joke about. What happened to the respect humanity used to give to the dearly departed? Now if there's a death there is no respect, it's just dumb jokes and memes. I have so much more to say on this but because I don't want to make it too long I will leave it at that. | 2016-08-25 18:06:10 |
| Khorps | Do you need mental help? Where are you located? I'm seriously concerned about your mental health. When did you last see a doctor? Maybe tell him that you go online and post 'drivel' only to get others to listen to you for a little bit and be worried for you. I care for you deeply, as you are a human being just like me, and as I am a Communist, I believe all human beings should get help if they need it, so please, go see a doctor. | 2016-08-25 18:06:02 |
| Khorps | I sexually Identify as wanting to die. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of making a noose and stand large enough to end my sad life. People say to me that a person wanting to die is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm dead inside. I'm having a surgeon install AIDS, 30 types of cancer and failing organs into me. From now on I want you guys to call me "dead" and respect my right to die at anytime and commit suicide. If you can't accept me you're a necrophobe and need to check your living privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-08-25 18:05:54 |
| Khorps | My name is the one and only Donald J Trump and this is my YUUUUUGE country. I shoot young people on Fifth Avenue and do not lose any voters, and I deport old men, one was named Big Jorge. Everything in the nation has a story and a price. Especially these dumb voters. I bought them all for a small loan of one million dollars. One thing I dedicated my incredibly large IQ to was the fact that I never know, even with how smart I am, is when a Muslim will walk through our borders. | 2016-08-25 18:05:47 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥ out for harambe | 2016-08-25 18:05:42 |
| ark | My name is Harambe. Ever since the gorilla was shot dead at the Cincinnati Zoo, I knew that deep down I was Harambe Gender. Ever since I was young I never identified as a boy or girl. I loved King-Kong and watched it every day growing up. I always knew I wasn't human. People tell me I'm crazy but they don't understand. I have put aside money for surgery to become Harambe. My pronouns are ♥♥♥♥/cincinnati/zoo | 2016-08-25 16:00:58 |
| ark | For all you harambe jokers, grow up already! Harambe memes are not funny at all! All your doing is making fun of a death that shouldn't have happened. Anyone willing to make fun of death is either a simpleton or a moron who cannot fully comprehend the concept of death. Death is a serious matter that should never be joked about. It doesn't matter if it was human or animal, death is death. Joke about the way the person/animal lived not about how it died. The dead are meant to be honored not made fun of. I have to hear these dumbass jokes all day every day and I'm sick and tired of it. People need to grow the ♥♥♥♥ up and realize that there are some things in this world that you simply don't joke about. What happened to the respect humanity used to give to the dearly departed? Now if there's a death there is no respect, it's just dumb jokes and memes. I have so much more to say on this but because I don't want to make it too long I will leave it at that. | 2016-08-25 15:59:48 |
| ark | Do you need mental help? Where are you located? I'm seriously concerned about your mental health. When did you last see a doctor? Maybe tell him that you go online and post 'drivel' only to get others to listen to you for a little bit and be worried for you. I care for you deeply, as you are a human being just like me, and as I am a Communist, I believe all human beings should get help if they need it, so please, go see a doctor. | 2016-08-25 15:58:55 |
| ark | I sexually Identify as wanting to die. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of making a noose and stand large enough to end my sad life. People say to me that a person wanting to die is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm dead inside. I'm having a surgeon install AIDS, 30 types of cancer and failing organs into me. From now on I want you guys to call me "dead" and respect my right to die at anytime and commit suicide. If you can't accept me you're a necrophobe and need to check your living privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-08-25 15:17:27 |
| ark | My name is the one and only Donald J Trump and this is my YUUUUUGE country. I shoot young people on Fifth Avenue and do not lose any voters, and I deport old men, one was named Big Jorge. Everything in the nation has a story and a price. Especially these dumb voters. I bought them all for a small loan of one million dollars. One thing I dedicated my incredibly large IQ to was the fact that I never know, even with how smart I am, is when a Muslim will walk through our borders. | 2016-08-25 15:11:29 |
| Khorps | Canada > you | 2016-08-23 04:28:04 |
| Khorps | Canada > Britain > France > Spain > Portugal > Italy > Greece > Germany > US | 2016-08-23 04:16:50 |
| Khorps | haha Canada >France > US | 2016-08-23 04:10:47 |
| Sulphur | +rep mlg young man 10/10 | 2016-08-19 00:48:29 |
| Khorps | young man | 2016-08-17 22:27:59 |
| oofcongros | old man | 2016-08-17 18:06:23 |
| Khorps | Okay, loading, I'm glad it's doing something, okay, okay, we're dead, okay, cool, okay, we're dead, good, great, okay, loading, oh, we're dead, okay, cool, okay, loading, alright, we're dead, okay, cool, alright, loading, oh cool, alright, we're dead, okay, well, I'm sure if we load again, it'll put us somewhere safe, oh good, we're dead again, alright, well, no problem, I'm sure next time I can get out of here with, um, okay, loading, alright, OH LOOK | 2016-08-15 02:20:34 |
| ark | That is honestly the most touching story I have ever heard which involved threatened strap on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-08-09 10:52:57 |
| Khorps | I sexually Identify as a completely normal male. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being completely normal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. People say to me that a person being a sane cis person on tumblr is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m sane. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “David” and respect my right to be completely normal. If you can’t accept me you’re a liberal trash and need to check your sanity levels. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-08-09 10:50:22 |
| Khorps | I want to be in the woods, furiously masturbating. Above me, a military drone is fixed on my position. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masturbating. He releases a laser guided Hellfire missile. As we both simultaneously reach climax together, I am disentegrated. ♥♥♥♥ yea. | 2016-08-09 10:50:17 |
| Khorps | I don't see the problem in calling someone from Pakistan a ♥♥♥♥... it's really no different than calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scottish person a Scot, or a Frenchman a ♥♥♥♥. | 2016-08-09 10:50:13 |
| ark | I sexually Identify as a completely normal male. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being completely normal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. People say to me that a person being a sane cis person on tumblr is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m sane. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “David” and respect my right to be completely normal. If you can’t accept me you’re a liberal trash and need to check your sanity levels. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-08-09 07:58:43 |
| ark | I want to be in the woods, furiously masturbating. Above me, a military drone is fixed on my position. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masturbating. He releases a laser guided Hellfire missile. As we both simultaneously reach climax together, I am disentegrated. ♥♥♥♥ yea. | 2016-08-09 07:49:56 |
| ark | I don't see the problem in calling someone from Pakistan a ♥♥♥♥... it's really no different than calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scottish person a Scot, or a Frenchman a ♥♥♥♥. | 2016-08-09 07:49:37 |
| happiness | Nvm... U cannot wrap non trade able items... | 2016-08-08 18:45:06 |
| happiness | I'm not sure..... | 2016-08-08 18:26:13 |
| Khorps | does gifting have any delays? | 2016-08-08 18:14:04 |
| happiness | Can't I give u the wrapping paper to make it giftable? I could throw in extra if you'd like... | 2016-08-08 18:04:27 |
| Khorps | that isn't tradeable. and with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ new trading and market policies valve put in to stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from being scammed, I'm not really that willing to trade at all | 2016-08-08 18:01:58 |
| happiness | The mask in Ur tf2 inventory | 2016-08-08 17:59:50 |
| Khorps | I've been banned from the forum for just over a year now | 2016-08-08 17:59:39 |
| Khorps | what seal mask? you mean that year old thread that I can't even remember what exactly was about? | 2016-08-08 17:59:19 |
| happiness | I saw ur post in a forum about the seal mask that you had and r u still willing to trade for wrapping paper? | 2016-08-08 17:49:46 |
| Khorps | i will | 2016-08-07 14:53:53 |
| ark | Remember, when you fap into the abyss, the abyss also faps into you. | 2016-08-07 14:43:28 |
| Khorps | thank you for your contributions to the international copypasta library tm | 2016-08-07 03:54:19 |
| Khorps | Women have been killed, and women are not one of the means of the 300-Beida needs of Sacramento, we know that "black. Company News US Pharmaceutical, and he was able to. I want to remember the CP is easy to see Marcus again .. Eros turpis screen keeps glitter IP solution. "This is a form of life Officials. But the young mother, the cold claws. You magic, boxing, and the United States is up for destruction, safe and free, and you do something wrong, "he said:" It is true that the rate of the rest of them, I mean, angry , "he said. Even a child laugh, but it is worth the price. just stupid. agriculture | 2016-08-07 03:53:50 |
| Khorps | Look man, I'm a handsome 26 year old muscular guy who has had sexual relations with countless beautiful women. You're a lonely virgin message board psychologist who has zero experience with women. I win. Good night to you sir, I bet imagining me in a prison cell is the only thing that helps you sleep at night knowing there's a God cruel enough to put you on this earth with your body and your face, and then curse you by making a handsome beautiful man like me to have relations with all the women you go to bed fapping and fantasizing about. So I can understand why you're so upset at me, at God and at the world in general. I feel sympathy for you. | 2016-08-07 03:53:41 |
| Khorps | Lmfao buddy. I studied jurisprudence at Oxford on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scholarship, lift heavier than you, am better looking than you and play a wide variety of instruments and sports as well as speaking several languages fluently. I am considering a tattoo.I can guarantee with absolute certainty that you're a vainglorious prick with very little actual value as a person who places his illusory code of ethics above personal satisfaction and that's almost as sad as how beta you are. | 2016-08-07 03:53:17 |
| Khorps | People joke and laugh and criticize how a movement embodied by the phrase "♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harambe!" can ever gain momentum and grow into more than a bad joke which is frowned upon. The truth is, "♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harambe!" is a battle cry and a revolt against reason, spurring humanity to not only literally but also metaphorically extricate their own phallic objects in a display of carnal animalism. For you, me, and Harambe alike are one and the same, animals in this desolate world. | 2016-08-07 03:53:09 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of hearing about the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorilla from you people. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. That ♥♥♥♥ happened over a year ago and you are just now making memes about it? And now you want me to pull out my ♥♥♥♥? What the ♥♥♥♥ does that have to do with shooting a gorilla? It doesn't even make sense. Literally every post in my news feed is hombre the gorilla, ♥♥♥♥♥ out for hombre ♥♥♥♥ HOMBRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GORILLA. ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN HIS MULTI COLORED ASS. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE HORILLAS AND I HATE YOU ALL TOO. | 2016-08-07 03:52:57 |
| Khorps | my family is comprised of marines. I do not think they would take kindly to you using the military to threaten and intimidate someone especially over the internet. Not only that, but technically if reddit or whomever wanted to they could call the police right now because what you just said constitutes a death threat. I don't know who you are and I don't care too. However you would be wise to watch your words. This is friendly advice from a stranger. Two wrongs don't make a right and threatening someones life is against the law. I've taken the liberty of reporting you. Have a nice day. | 2016-08-07 03:52:47 |
| ark | Women have been killed, and women are not one of the means of the 300-Beida needs of Sacramento, we know that "black. Company News US Pharmaceutical, and he was able to. I want to remember the CP is easy to see Marcus again .. Eros turpis screen keeps glitter IP solution. "This is a form of life Officials. But the young mother, the cold claws. You magic, boxing, and the United States is up for destruction, safe and free, and you do something wrong, "he said:" It is true that the rate of the rest of them, I mean, angry , "he said. Even a child laugh, but it is worth the price. just stupid. agriculture | 2016-08-06 17:12:07 |
| ark | Look man, I'm a handsome 26 year old muscular guy who has had sexual relations with countless beautiful women. You're a lonely virgin message board psychologist who has zero experience with women. I win. Good night to you sir, I bet imagining me in a prison cell is the only thing that helps you sleep at night knowing there's a God cruel enough to put you on this earth with your body and your face, and then curse you by making a handsome beautiful man like me to have relations with all the women you go to bed fapping and fantasizing about. So I can understand why you're so upset at me, at God and at the world in general. I feel sympathy for you. | 2016-08-06 17:09:44 |
| ark | Lmfao buddy. I studied jurisprudence at Oxford on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scholarship, lift heavier than you, am better looking than you and play a wide variety of instruments and sports as well as speaking several languages fluently. I am considering a tattoo.I can guarantee with absolute certainty that you're a vainglorious prick with very little actual value as a person who places his illusory code of ethics above personal satisfaction and that's almost as sad as how beta you are. | 2016-08-06 17:08:06 |
| ark | People joke and laugh and criticize how a movement embodied by the phrase "♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harambe!" can ever gain momentum and grow into more than a bad joke which is frowned upon. The truth is, "♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harambe!" is a battle cry and a revolt against reason, spurring humanity to not only literally but also metaphorically extricate their own phallic objects in a display of carnal animalism. For you, me, and Harambe alike are one and the same, animals in this desolate world. | 2016-08-06 17:03:13 |
| ark | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of hearing about the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorilla from you people. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. That ♥♥♥♥ happened over a year ago and you are just now making memes about it? And now you want me to pull out my ♥♥♥♥? What the ♥♥♥♥ does that have to do with shooting a gorilla? It doesn't even make sense. Literally every post in my news feed is hombre the gorilla, ♥♥♥♥♥ out for hombre ♥♥♥♥ HOMBRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GORILLA. ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN HIS MULTI COLORED ASS. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE HORILLAS AND I HATE YOU ALL TOO. | 2016-08-06 16:49:42 |
| ark | my family is comprised of marines. I do not think they would take kindly to you using the military to threaten and intimidate someone especially over the internet. Not only that, but technically if reddit or whomever wanted to they could call the police right now because what you just said constitutes a death threat. I don't know who you are and I don't care too. However you would be wise to watch your words. This is friendly advice from a stranger. Two wrongs don't make a right and threatening someones life is against the law. I've taken the liberty of reporting you. Have a nice day. | 2016-08-06 16:48:40 |
| Sir Quackston III | I'm gonna stick my thumbs up your butt and twirl them around | 2016-08-03 16:38:30 |
| ark | :D | 2016-07-27 16:23:58 |
| Khorps | are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?1. you're sharing protein2. you're admiring masculine physique3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosteroneeating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it. | 2016-07-27 16:11:36 |
| Khorps | I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me “Windows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-07-27 16:11:21 |
| Khorps | IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx | 2016-07-27 16:11:13 |
| Khorps | hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up key to success my name is DJ Khaled but u can say my name DJ KHALEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very smart and loyal!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet smart and loyal ppl like me … im 40 years old (im smart and loyal 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 go to finga lickin w/ my lion (LIOOOOOOOOOOOOON) its our favorite place to eat!!! bcuz its SOOOO good!!!! we da best 2 of course but i want 2 meet more smart and loyal and genius ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds and give them 10,000$ to buy their mom a house here so give me lots of commentses!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein smart and loyal again ^ hehe…eggwhitels!!!!!say my name,say my name,say my name,say my name,DJ KHALEEEEEEEEEEED | 2016-07-27 16:11:04 |
| Khorps | thank you for your dear contributions to the international copypasta library tm | 2016-07-27 16:09:57 |
| ark | I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me “Windows Update 10.0.10586” and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-07-27 16:09:54 |
| ark | IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx | 2016-07-27 16:05:02 |
| ark | hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up key to success my name is DJ Khaled but u can say my name DJ KHALEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very smart and loyal!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet smart and loyal ppl like me … im 40 years old (im smart and loyal 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 go to finga lickin w/ my lion (LIOOOOOOOOOOOOON) its our favorite place to eat!!! bcuz its SOOOO good!!!! we da best 2 of course but i want 2 meet more smart and loyal and genius ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds and give them 10,000$ to buy their mom a house here so give me lots of commentses!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein smart and loyal again ^ hehe…eggwhitels!!!!!say my name,say my name,say my name,say my name,DJ KHALEEEEEEEEEEED | 2016-07-27 16:04:11 |
| ark | are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay? 1. you're sharing protein 2. you're admiring masculine physique 3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosteroneeating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it. | 2016-07-27 15:49:48 |
| Khorps | I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it through out the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably skin cancer. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your celestial privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-07-23 23:51:25 |
| Khorps | quebecians are ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-07-19 02:12:47 |
| Khorps | I could tell right away it was going to go. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne and the Prince of Bel Air. | 2016-07-18 22:50:16 |
| Khorps | Right, so, my brother is about eight years younger than me. Tonight he graduated from elementary school. I ended going along, partly because my brother's an okay guy and partly because my parents dragged me. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And the thing about elementary grade lolis is that they like to think they're grown up. So, of course, they were all dressed really slutty. That was probably the third reason I stayed. Awesome smooth backs and delicous flat chests. So the entire night was like slutty lolis on parade. But then, near the end of the ceremony, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and so was wearing a dress that went down to her feet (but strapless, so she still failed at the not slutty look) goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs down. Then, right as she got there, she stepped on the bottom of her skirt. | 2016-07-18 22:50:14 |
| Khorps | don't say another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word. up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood. amd fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore and hole between this world and that one. When it behings, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip trhough the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. | 2016-07-18 22:36:36 |
| Khorps | trump is ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-07-18 12:04:56 |
| Khorps | i was wondering where you went | 2016-07-18 11:54:25 |
| totes amaze balls | Lol | 2016-07-14 11:25:47 |
| Khorps | + ALLAH AKBAR | 2016-07-14 09:59:02 |
| totes amaze balls | + | 2016-07-14 09:39:31 |
| Khorps | kk | 2016-07-06 05:56:51 |
| Straz | Added because your dank af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 2016-07-05 23:12:21 |
| Khorps | gay | 2016-07-05 04:22:27 |
| Khorps | kk babe | 2016-07-04 06:49:43 |
| 2plus2isfive | love you :') | 2016-07-04 06:27:45 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-07-04 04:07:24 |
| Khorps | never | 2016-07-03 20:00:33 |
| ark | trump is bae | 2016-07-01 04:00:10 |
| Khorps | SO R U XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD | 2016-07-01 00:39:25 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | UR AN ♥♥♥♥♥ XDD | 2016-06-30 23:47:04 |
| Khorps | agor.io = happy face website | 2016-06-28 21:33:41 |
| SALMON JAM | agorio | 2016-06-28 08:53:14 |
| Khorps | asrfevzdRYHZTFJGERDSTGR5476Y6SRDUYHCGBV J7TDUCE43C56UFJNHGTRTYGRXDEYH | 2016-06-27 20:36:22 |
| Khorps | fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to suffering, suffering leads to the dark side | 2016-06-26 11:13:51 |
| Khorps | i have no reason to have 275 people on my friends list, i dont even know half of them. you must use the force | 2016-06-26 11:13:18 |
| Khorps | an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-06-26 11:08:00 |
| TG | u r a canadian lumberjack! thats a stereotype | 2016-06-26 00:51:27 |
| Alexandra | ok | 2016-06-24 11:52:04 |
| Khorps | i didnt, babe | 2016-06-24 11:07:49 |
| SALMON JAM | why'd you leave me | 2016-06-24 11:04:05 |
| Khorps | when you're dead i'll be still a meme | 2016-06-24 10:56:51 |
| SALMON JAM | dad | 2016-06-24 09:46:22 |
| Celestite | im stiil alive | 2016-06-23 11:50:51 |
| Khorps | looc | 2016-06-22 23:55:02 |
| the soap ran out | cool. | 2016-06-22 23:41:45 |
| Khorps | no | 2016-06-22 23:35:13 |
| the soap ran out | cool. do I hate myself? | 2016-06-22 23:28:36 |
| Khorps | yes | 2016-06-22 23:24:46 |
| the soap ran out | are you me? | 2016-06-22 22:37:14 |
| Khorps | that's because I'm everything and everyone | 2016-06-22 22:35:19 |
| the soap ran out | i see you everywhere on youtube | 2016-06-22 20:23:04 |
| Topdoge | i see you everywhere on youtube | 2016-06-22 20:22:01 |
| the soap ran out | the ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-06-21 22:16:09 |
| Khorps | the ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-06-21 22:15:08 |
| i am not really here | That's me I I I I \ / \ / \/ | 2016-06-21 21:30:17 |
| totes amaze balls | Hey...(I'm the sock puppet guy)I wanna be yur buddy! | 2016-06-21 21:27:35 |
| Khorps | dafyuq | 2016-06-14 15:50:16 |
| Alutard | Happy Birthdai mr trump | 2016-06-14 15:48:09 |
| Khorps | luv u 2 babe | 2016-06-14 14:12:56 |
| paksuaku | Joke's on you, i like Rick Astley | 2016-06-07 06:16:13 |
| the soap ran out | he lives in asians | 2016-06-01 23:03:34 |
| TG | Asian? lol no he lives in Canada state of maple and lumberjacks :P | 2016-06-01 22:56:03 |
| Nostril | Just checked out Khorps's profile and last posts. He/she, is either a 14 year old Asian video gamer, or is a fake person!! Troll , what a total loser! Let's expose all the fake losers in 2016. | 2016-06-01 17:11:35 |
| joseph limes | ok | 2016-05-21 17:54:39 |
| Khorps | because i got fed up with bots | 2016-05-21 17:36:56 |
| joseph limes | To add me you must have a Steam level over 2. If you add me with a steam level less than 4 you will be declined.My question is why? | 2016-05-21 17:21:40 |
| Khorps | huh? what do you mean? | 2016-05-21 17:04:00 |
| joseph limes | Why do you care about steam level? | 2016-05-21 16:28:12 |
| Sir Quackston III | ♥♥♥♥ fam better call dat boi to do it for me | 2016-05-19 17:55:02 |
| Khorps | not if i shank them first | 2016-05-19 17:54:33 |
| Sir Quackston III | I will shank your balls | 2016-05-19 17:54:14 |
| Khorps | nien | 2016-05-19 07:15:34 |
| ivory | yerba | 2016-05-19 06:24:15 |
| Khorps | verbak | 2016-05-19 06:19:25 |
| ivory | Gerbal. | 2016-05-19 05:24:46 |
| Khorps | well u know me now, ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-05-18 18:10:16 |
| Hi-C Semen | 1: I removed you because I don't know you. 2: Thanks for adding my description to your copypasta list. That's been my dream for someone to do that. | 2016-05-18 18:05:57 |
| Khorps | shots fired | 2016-05-18 14:46:12 |
| Rape | u meme because ur subhuman - evolutionized ppl dont meme | 2016-05-18 14:23:56 |
| the soap ran out | k | 2016-05-18 14:02:53 |
| Khorps | After all, all of our hearts stop beating at some point, whether it be old age, premature heart failure, or furiously ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass with a foot-long black dildo from Red Dragon. You won't be killing yourself, you'll just be speeding up the process of death that we are all familiar with but decide to turn to entertainment to create the illusion of a happy, healthy life instead of simply accepting it. | 2016-05-18 10:30:23 |
| Khorps | It's commonplace for retarded kids to approach me with 11 inch dildos eagerly waiting to shove it up the ass of the nearest underage hooker. Thus relying on me for the location of them as well as sub-organism hamsters bleeding out with no emotion on their faces to place in nice, long socks and proceed to bash them against all the pieces of furniture at my local ikea until their only remnants are their mashed up pulpy insides. One may assume that I'm having the time of my life writing this because I'm a 14 year old virgin with no life, but in all honesty, I'd rather cook my vegetable state great grandmother alive to later eat her charred remains than write this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ parable. I feel confident in proclaiming that god has abandoned us and there is no more purpose in our existence (if there was any to begin with). So we as a species should find the tallest building and all dive head first off it and plummet to our inevitable deaths. | 2016-05-18 10:30:20 |
| Paddock | ♥♥♥♥ on my hands and I'll buy you an ice cream. | 2016-05-18 07:15:34 |
| ivory | Realpanv.tk pls join i hav no friendz | 2016-05-17 06:33:15 |
| the soap ran out | mhm | 2016-05-16 20:45:04 |
| Khorps | did mom do I last night | 2016-05-16 20:24:42 |
| the soap ran out | did I do your mom last night | 2016-05-16 20:20:03 |
| Sir Quackston III | Does the m8 want a polly cracker | 2016-05-16 19:48:24 |
| the soap ran out | good question | 2016-05-16 19:47:13 |
| Khorps | does cracker want a polly m8 | 2016-05-16 19:39:44 |
| the soap ran out | does polly want a cracker m8 | 2016-05-16 19:37:46 |
| Khorps | i dont brush my teeth so it doesnt matter either way | 2016-05-16 19:21:46 |
| Sir Quackston III | I used your toothbrush to wipe my ass | 2016-05-16 19:20:08 |
| ivory | Realpanv.tk | 2016-05-16 04:57:18 |
| Khorps | dad grand | 2016-05-16 00:47:01 |
| Prosecutor Lurker | Vinehsauce boi, must have GRAND DAD | 2016-05-15 23:44:47 |
| ivory | http://steamcommunity.com/id/VoteNo1ForPresidente has two common friends with me, you and another one that doesn't have anything to do with you, named White Demon. | 2016-05-14 11:26:57 |
| Duckilous | nu | 2016-05-13 03:07:00 |
| Khorps | lier | 2016-05-13 01:20:15 |
| Duckilous | It's a clock, not o'clock. | 2016-05-13 00:28:43 |
| Khorps | ur on | 2016-05-12 20:22:37 |
| the soap ran out | 1v1 me soundcloud | 2016-05-12 20:20:50 |
| Khorps | fite mi | 2016-05-12 20:20:04 |
| the soap ran out | nuh uh | 2016-05-12 20:09:52 |
| Khorps | only the dankest memz r used by me | 2016-05-12 20:08:00 |
| the soap ran out | i liek mainstream memes | 2016-05-12 20:01:47 |
| Khorps | m80 | 2016-05-12 20:00:43 |
| Khorps | dank | 2016-05-12 20:00:33 |
| the soap ran out | what kinda memes u like m8y | 2016-05-12 19:48:31 |
| Khorps | ikr? | 2016-05-12 19:48:15 |
| the soap ran out | cool | 2016-05-12 19:48:00 |
| Khorps | i love memz | 2016-05-12 19:47:38 |
| the soap ran out | ♥♥♥♥♥ love birds | 2016-05-12 19:47:09 |
| the soap ran out | cryptic | 2016-05-11 14:21:54 |
| Khorps | detailed | 2016-05-11 13:36:27 |
| the soap ran out | vague | 2016-05-11 13:22:19 |
| Khorps | yes | 2016-05-11 13:08:04 |
| Sir Quackston III | He's a potato chip brand bird | 2016-05-11 11:46:03 |
| the soap ran out | oh | 2016-05-11 07:27:48 |
| Khorps | bird | 2016-05-11 07:27:00 |
| the soap ran out | what ♥♥♥♥♥ kind of bird are u anyway? | 2016-05-11 07:26:29 |
| Sir Quackston III | I now prononce you husband and ♥♥♥ | 2016-05-10 21:22:06 |
| the soap ran out | alrighty | 2016-05-10 20:28:19 |
| Khorps | kk | 2016-05-10 20:28:08 |
| the soap ran out | y'know, ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥. m8y let's get married. | 2016-05-10 20:27:45 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥ what your | 2016-05-10 20:12:13 |
| the soap ran out | your what ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-05-10 20:11:28 |
| Khorps | what your ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-05-10 20:05:17 |
| the soap ran out | ♥♥♥♥ your what | 2016-05-10 20:04:44 |
| Sir Quackston III | The what ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-05-10 20:04:14 |
| Khorps | what ♥♥♥♥ the | 2016-05-10 20:03:45 |
| the soap ran out | the ♥♥♥♥ what | 2016-05-10 20:00:00 |
| Khorps | what the ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-05-10 19:52:27 |
| the soap ran out | ♥♥♥♥ the what | 2016-05-10 19:51:05 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥ the | 2016-05-10 19:46:48 |
| the soap ran out | the ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-05-10 17:53:37 |
| Khorps | ok | 2016-05-10 17:46:07 |
| Sir Quackston III | My plan to conquer nick jr didn't work out so I'm going to stay up all night and color my ♥♥♥♥ with markers | 2016-05-10 15:43:29 |
| Sir Quackston III | +rep Turkey baster | 2016-05-09 17:11:33 |
| Khorps | itz k, i will stil luv u | 2016-05-08 19:53:35 |
| the soap ran out | +rep i dont kmow you | 2016-05-08 14:30:52 |
| Khorps | well, atleast i aktully haz memez aswell az dank memz | 2016-05-06 23:27:38 |
| jaspersauce | u | 2016-05-06 22:50:18 |
| Khorps | who iz dat fokuzed 2wardz | 2016-05-06 22:31:19 |
| Shrimp Fried Rice | Ur memes aren't dank enuf m8 | 2016-05-06 21:28:04 |
| jaspersauce | gfok u kys nerd!1111!111q211111212324q24321 | 2016-05-06 21:10:04 |
| Khorps | ur not dank, ur tring 2 hard, stahp | 2016-05-06 21:09:40 |
| Khorps | itz cod of booty: advanced fishware, noob, git ur gaemz str8 | 2016-05-06 21:09:21 |
| jaspersauce | 1v1 cla of udty skrub gtr rekt m89x dddddd xddd xDDDDDd rekty mi90 fat | 2016-05-06 21:07:59 |
| Khorps | o ya? fite mi in klub pengpun | 2016-05-06 21:06:48 |
| jaspersauce | no u ♥♥♥ | 2016-05-06 20:53:45 |
| Khorps | u scaerd m8 | 2016-05-06 19:35:57 |
| jaspersauce | ♥♥♥ u | 2016-05-06 19:35:10 |
| Khorps | u haz bearly bin on stem 4 yer, u haz no dank memz experience | 2016-05-06 19:30:05 |
| jaspersauce | no u ♥♥♥ iz mi u imp8ster | 2016-05-06 19:29:11 |
| Khorps | who usez moar memz? b honest, it iz mi | 2016-05-06 19:27:23 |
| jaspersauce | no i am | 2016-05-06 18:55:08 |
| Khorps | i can 4give you | 2016-05-02 12:21:42 |
| jingisukan | Sorry papa. | 2016-05-02 12:17:21 |
| Khorps | If the user where then to select the Manually Add Food option, they would be taken to a screen containing multiple data entry sections as well as a back button on the navigation bar at the top. The first will ask the user “What did you eat?”. The user can then search for whatever food they have eaten or are about to eat. In this case we will use a store bought frozen pizza. The user will search using the search bar for the pizza and once found they will move onto the next section. The next section is “When did you eat it” the user will then scroll through the dates, hours and minutes and enter what time they ate the food. Finally, the user will enter a portion size based on the size of the pizza. In this case the user selects “Medium”. The user then selects “Submit” and is taken to the conformation screen mentioned later on | 2016-05-02 10:42:34 |
| Khorps | Bear with me. Let's accept for the moment that McGonagall does want to have sex with cats. Then why bother time-traveling? It would be risky to do it in the present. She is known to transform into a cat. Maybe her cat form would be recognized, but maybe not. In any case, Professor McGonagall would be missing while she was off having cat-sex, and if a cat were spotted having sex with a strange cat during the time she was missing, that could raise questions, especially if it were a pattern. No, it would be more prudent for her to engage in cat-sex only when she had a solid alibi: teaching her Transfiguration class, or grading scrolls in her office, attending a Quidditch match, whatever. All possible if she uses the Time Turner. | 2016-05-02 10:31:05 |
| Khorps | Crookshanks is Hermione's cat. He's the first one out, and if he runs off or gets into mischief, that could spur Hermione into rushing ahead in the queue. But what mischief could Crookshanks be getting into that would result from one of the other potential time travelers?McGonagall, obviously, is an Animagus who, in particular, turns into a cat. The presence of another cat, obviously, would cause Crookshanks to act differently from the original time-line. The Awful Conclusion: I propose that the most reasonable explanation is that McGonagall is a time-traveling cat-seductress. She used a time-turner to go back in time to that moment of the book's plot to seduce Crookshanks. | 2016-05-02 10:30:56 |
| Khorps | Crookshanks is not mentioned, and Hermione exits earlier than before. Other than a boring misprint, the only other possibility is that someone from the future is meddling with time.Who and why? The first observation is that it cannot be an effect of Harry and Hermione's actions, as their influence was already accounted for inthe original timeline: Things happen that are later revealed to be their doing.Who else knew about the Time Turner? Dumbledore, The Ministry of Magic, and Professor McGonagall (as hers was the class Hermione needed the Time Turner to attend). Which of these suspects makes any sense? Let's consider the actual change: Hermione exits earlier than she did before. Crookshanks is not mentioned, but clearly he had to have exited first, since the Willow is not whomping anyone. | 2016-05-02 10:30:48 |
| Khorps | Now, when future-Harry and future-Hermione are watching the same event from the bushes, the order changes. Here is the quote: "They saw Lupin, Ron, and Pettigrew clambering awkwardly out of the hole in the roots. Then came Hermione. . . then the unconscious Snape, drifting weirdly upward. Next came Harry and Black." | 2016-05-02 10:30:35 |
| Khorps | The alleged error: On the first run through, Harry and his companions are exiting from a secret tunnel underneath the Whomping Willow tree. The book explicitly describes the order in which they exit: Crookshanks (Hermione's cat) goes first in order to step on a special knot on the tree to keep it from whomping everybody. Next follow Lupin, Pettigrew, and Ron Weasley. Then comes Snape (unconscious and being levitated). Then Harry and Hermione, and finally Sirius Black. | 2016-05-02 10:30:29 |
| Khorps | The original printing of "The Prisoner of Azkaban" contained an alleged continuity error that was corrected in later printings. However, if instead we examine the issue through the lens of the story's time travel, the conclusion is much more disturbing.The background: Hermione Granger is in possession of the powerful "Time Turner" that enables her to travel back in time so that she can attend multiple classes at the same time. Late in the story, she and Harry Potter use the Time Turner and watch their past-selves from afar. | 2016-05-02 10:30:26 |
| Khorps | WRONG, I'v told you this many times alreadytrump did 9/11 as a part-time job, while hitler made the jews and bush helped the jews do 7/11 as an inside jobafter 7/11 the government invaded illuminati international headquarters with obama lin saden units. there they projected the cover-up that bush did 9/11and who supplied the government with obama lin saden units? you guessed it, googlemost google employees worked for the CIa over the whole mind control bussiness, but the engineers saw it not nearly as beneficial as just helping the government take illuminati international headquarters and cancelled it | 2016-04-29 21:23:41 |
| DAK | oh lol | 2016-04-25 21:37:15 |
| Khorps | wrong, i put the cereal in first | 2016-04-23 19:47:01 |
| skyking | -rep puts the milk in the bowl before the cereal | 2016-04-23 19:20:41 |
| Khorps | "Pro Tip: Never let them near your chicken stash" I always remembered those words, no matter what the situation was, those words seemed to help me get through the obstacles of life, whether it was just another day battling depression, fighting the organization set to keep me in delusion, or tomahawking a weasel who took one step to close to my chickens, they did the job. What it was about them that made them special to me is something I never grasped, but when it comes down to it, I think they just comforted me, they made my head clear, they let me see the light in those moments of oblivion, and they have saved my life countless times. Those words are my friends. | 2016-04-22 21:17:31 |
| skyking | ey♥♥♥♥ you mang | 2016-04-22 00:03:32 |
| Sir Quackston III | Ah ♥♥♥♥ yes, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ favorite ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ entire english ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ language. | 2016-04-18 21:57:08 |
| Khorps | JUST STOPLET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS | 2016-04-15 23:03:29 |
| Sir Quackston III | Its time to stop | 2016-04-15 12:20:55 |
| Khorps | Happened in my town once. A class was making too much noise and disrupting the entire school as there was no teacher to keep them quiet. Then, when a teacher entered the class, the principal barged in and crucified the teacher and forgave the students. | 2016-04-12 12:54:08 |
| Khorps | Cougarific: ok thenKhorps: then i charged the auroraKhorps: i fired everything i had at the sphereKhorps: and the enemy diedKhorps: the aurora exploded and debris fell everywhereKhorps: the weirdest part is thoKhorps: is that giant nuclear missiles were part of the debrisKhorps: and i had to disable them before they hit the groundKhorps: so i didKhorps: i got one it fell into a pool of waterKhorps: i checked the poolKhorps: and there was a whale and a sea emporerKhorps: i got into a seamoth nearby and took a screenshot of itKhorps: cant remember anything past thatKhorps: i think i woke up at that pointKhorps: neat story eh? | 2016-04-02 19:44:08 |
| Khorps | Cougarific: you need to sleep lessKhorps: the Aurora was on landKhorps: and there was a giant sphere growing on itKhorps: one enemy faction was in the sphereKhorps: so one day there was an incident and we started warKhorps: they turned our lands into a nuclear wastelandKhorps: it looked like a flat rocky terrainKhorps: flat, super flatKhorps: but our vehicle bay thingy was never targetedKhorps: i travelled through the vast wasteland to it while listening to my allies get destroyed over radioKhorps: when i got thereKhorps: i got into a big tank thing | 2016-04-02 19:43:42 |
| Khorps | Khorps: so umKhorps: i had a dream last nightKhorps: a lucid dream specificallyKhorps: it was weirdCougarific: the son blink towel the leap?Cougarific: Sorry i WincedKhorps: the top of the terrain looked like minecraftKhorps: i had to have permission to start a war with an enemy | 2016-04-02 19:43:31 |
| Khorps | explosive shotgun, all you need to know | 2016-04-02 19:23:27 |
| Junkman Cicero | So about that mod... | 2016-04-02 09:39:21 |
| wafflexd123 | love me | 2016-04-02 08:23:50 |
| Khorps | best | 2016-03-31 23:05:49 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | peanut butter on the dogs let the balls lick it | 2016-03-31 22:57:10 |
| MGGAR:A I Dr. Robo Jesus P.hD | People make mistakes. It's all a part of growing up and you never really stop growing (Duke of Nuts, Adventure Time) Have a awesome week you AWESOME PERSON!! WOOHOOOOOOO!!!! | 2016-03-29 22:54:10 |
| Khorps | np bae | 2016-03-25 21:48:14 |
| Irulemud | thx ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-03-25 21:47:34 |
| Khorps | fine, here's a loan of one million dollars | 2016-03-25 21:46:42 |
| Irulemud | i still have to sue you for a fifth of a quarter | 2016-03-25 21:44:32 |
| Khorps | then ur sewage is false | 2016-03-25 21:37:38 |
| Irulemud | i am | 2016-03-25 21:36:58 |
| Khorps | wat, i thot u were a quadrillionaire | 2016-03-25 21:32:01 |
| Irulemud | Jesus christ i have to sue you for mistaking me for a millionair | 2016-03-25 21:31:13 |
| Nostril | You are going to join game [SUCC]. Please select a name, gender and sexuality. | 2016-03-20 21:08:12 |
| mikha | captain korpsica to the rescue | 2016-03-19 00:22:07 |
| Khorps | My name is JafarI come from AfarThere's A bomb in My CarAllahu Akbar | 2016-03-18 22:31:34 |
| Sir Quackston III | My name is JafarI come from AfarThere's A bomb in My CarAllahu Akbar | 2016-03-18 22:20:19 |
| mikha | king of the memes; I been thatmeme machine; I inhale thatlooking through your glassesI can see that you been smack'dby a load of ♥♥♥ like you've been wack'dSIKE! you aint going to get your viriginity back!Call me chefy hot 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮 | 2016-03-13 03:04:21 |
| Khorps | Anyway, We're done, and she thinks she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up because the grooves in my head make the hair look dark because of its depth. I tell her its ok, my head is naturally like that. She says no, and proceeds to cut into my skull. After that whole ordeal, I'm not going back there...If I wanted her to cut me open, I would have just told her "JUST ♥♥♥♥ ME UP FAM" and left it at that... | 2016-03-12 20:44:37 |
| Khorps | I hate getting haircuts. Last week was a prime example.The barber looked kinda nervous when i sat in her chair. I mean, it was at the end of the afternoon and stuff, and she asked me what I wanted. I told her what I always get: High Skin Fade, leave the bangs, Shampoo N ♥♥♥♥. Why not? Anyway, she says ok, then proceeds to cut. My glasses are off, so I can't see what the ♥♥♥♥ she's doing, but Instantly I get the sensation that something's wrong, because she looked at me funny after we were done. She handed me the mirror and lo and behold, There's a giant bald patch in the top of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head. No biggie, I'll ask her to just shave it all off. She does that, and I forget to mention to her I have like...Grooves in my skull, because I'm too hardcore to have a normal skull. | 2016-03-12 20:44:34 |
| Khorps | so, there is a parrat club at my college. they watch and smoke weed in the lounge. sometimes i hide in the corner and pretend im not watching or listening, but i am watching AND listening. not to the MLG videos itself, but the FaZe_club members. they sound... like children, as if they were born premature and never evolved into the realm of puberty. these are grown men, watching porn and having their full attention devoted to the content of said games. part of me feels pity for these people, but then i remind myself that im not even on their level, i could never understand the glory and majesty that is ♥♥♥, because im just a normal human being with a fully functional brain. | 2016-03-11 01:22:56 |
| mikha | so, there is a parrat club at my college. they watch and smoke weed in the lounge. sometimes i hide in the corner and pretend im not watching or listening, but i am watching AND listening. not to the MLG videos itself, but the FaZe_club members. they sound... like children, as if they were born premature and never evolved into the realm of puberty. these are grown men, watching porn and having their full attention devoted to the content of said games. part of me feels pity for these people, but then i remind myself that im not even on their level, i could never understand the glory and majesty that is ♥♥♥, because im just a normal human being with a fully functional brain. | 2016-03-11 01:16:49 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥ | 2016-03-11 01:06:02 |
| Khorps | ok | 2016-03-11 01:05:59 |
| mikha | calling people ♥♥♥♥ hurts my feelings. reported you to the internet cops you gay ♥♥♥♥ degenerate parrot smonkin wed. enjoy your new jail time buddy. | 2016-03-11 00:14:39 |
| Khorps | yes | 2016-03-11 00:09:28 |
| Nerdgasm | 'there was a wizard that birthed a unicorn and then upon that unicorn was birthed a magical artifact which i placed within mine anus and thus the magical powers were imbued within mine anus''and whence mine anus spoke it birthed the language of magic which was spoken by the sages and the sages did copulate amongst one another and their offspring did become corrupted from the magic of the anus' | 2016-03-11 00:08:59 |
| Khorps | i didnt, u ♥♥♥ | 2016-03-11 00:07:59 |
| mikha | whyd u remove m | 2016-03-11 00:07:34 |
| Khorps | MilkGames #ripsound: yesMilkGames #ripsound: jkMilkGames #ripsound: xfKhorps: fik | 2016-03-10 13:46:40 |
| Khorps | MilkGames #ripsound: idcKhorps: i had this dreamKhorps: i still remember it quite clearlyKhorps: infact iv memorized half-life so well I can play it in my headKhorps: i didnt even know i was dreaming tbhKhorps: the only part missing is the name of itMilkGames #ripsound: STOPMilkGames #ripsound: PLSKhorps: yKhorps: r u writing this down? | 2016-03-10 13:46:35 |
| Khorps | Khorps: soMilkGames #ripsound: ?Khorps: i had a dreamMilkGames #ripsound: about me losing soundMilkGames #ripsound: yeah, trueKhorps: it was a co-op game, with bobsleds and robotsKhorps: basicaly you go through a castle with ur palKhorps: and you have to go upKhorps: atleastKhorps: thats what i chose to do in my dreamKhorps: meanwhile large robots spawn when you're not lookingKhorps: butKhorps: you get a sort of sled on a floor everyow and thenKhorps: it grants you immunity to all damage but only 1 person can ride it and it only takes you in another room most-likely innaccesible when going the long wayMilkGames #ripsound: It grants you crap thats called spamming chat with random crapKhorps: and most sleds will crash into machinery and explode, so you have to get off in-timeKhorps: im serious | 2016-03-10 13:46:32 |
| Khorps | You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you was a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to you that a person being a helicopter is impossible and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but you don't care, you're beautiful. you're having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on your body. From now on you want my guys to call you "Apache" and respect your right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If I can't accept you I'm a heliphobe and need to check my vehicle privilege. Thank myself for being so understanding. | 2016-03-09 19:17:32 |
| Jay Keyboard | Hello my friend, I'm a friend of a administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon! | 2016-03-09 18:31:01 |
| Roovyan | lol | 2016-03-08 23:56:08 |
| Khorps | Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld. | 2016-03-08 22:51:05 |
| Khorps | For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. | 2016-03-08 22:51:03 |
| Khorps | Pit bull animal owners have little understanding of the monsters they have under their roof.See this...Serious and fatal dog attacks involving children are often inflicted by a family dog within the family's home. We hope that by archiving these stories, we can help prevent a future tragedy.I strongly suggest you consult the impartial website dogsbite.org for the truth about these land sharks! | 2016-03-08 21:45:38 |
| Khorps | "no one wants..." I AGREE with you!!!No one wants a child to lose her face to the vicious pit bull animal!Glad we could agree on something. | 2016-03-08 21:45:25 |
| Khorps | No I do not "agree" no one here freaking agrees bud. Can you not get that into your little brain? My dogs sleep on my bed every night. They sleep happily and do not try to get me at all. If they were dangerous, they would have hurt me a long time ago. So, please, just go back to where you came from, hating pitbulls, because no one wants you here hating on our best friends. | 2016-03-08 21:45:18 |
| Khorps | "keep one eye open at night"...if you own a pit bull animal, you should already be following that strategy and a very sharp knife nearby for the pit bull animal's upcoming attack"Agreed? | 2016-03-08 21:45:08 |
| Khorps | That is the most horrible strategy I have ever heard. If anyone would lay one finger on my pitbull, they would have to keep one eye open at night. | 2016-03-08 21:44:57 |
| Khorps | I agree--kill the pit bull animal, you kill the pit bull animal problem.It is obvious. | 2016-03-08 21:44:49 |
| Khorps | Wtf man, I never said they were dangerous. I was mocking you for being so ignorant of you saying they were dangerous. | 2016-03-08 21:44:40 |
| Khorps | Yes, I do agree with you about the pit bull animal being "dangerous".Looks like you have consulted the impartial website dogsbite.org .Any pit bull animal lover who checks it out ends up apologizing for their support of the land shark.Agreed? | 2016-03-08 21:44:28 |
| Khorps | Mike Smith, whatever dude. I have already fought with you about this. Are you so butthurt about my dog being "dangerous" that you have to start another argument? "Agreed?" | 2016-03-08 21:44:18 |
| Khorps | Trust me, my pitbull will NEVER harm my family, honestly all wants is to protect our family, play, and be loved. | 2016-03-08 21:44:08 |
| Khorps | As the old saying goes...When you kill the pit bull animal, you kill the pit bull animal problem.What could be simpler?I'm sure you must agree! | 2016-03-08 21:43:58 |
| Khorps | Friends is a sitcom about a group of friends in the New York City borough of Manhattan that was originally broadcast from 1994 to 2004. It was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and produced by Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman and David Crane. | 2016-03-06 19:16:13 |
| Roovyan | yeah | 2016-03-05 20:42:30 |
| Khorps | o rly | 2016-03-05 20:39:52 |
| Roovyan | ill rekt ur smol ass u lil ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-03-05 20:38:59 |
| Khorps | fite me in klub pengpun | 2016-03-05 20:38:18 |
| Roovyan | u w0t m8. | 2016-03-05 20:38:02 |
| Khorps | stop not copy and pasting u lil' ♥♥♥ | 2016-03-05 20:37:33 |
| Roovyan | stop copy and pasting you piece of ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-03-05 20:37:11 |
| Khorps | `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ | 2016-03-05 20:36:34 |
| Roovyan | qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdsaZxcvbnm,./ | 2016-03-05 20:35:57 |
| Khorps | -_- | 2016-03-05 20:35:38 |
| Roovyan | -_- | 2016-03-05 20:35:25 |
| Khorps | I was told theres two people their names are NisseFar and Nivek wanting to add people including me to their friends list say no and decline their request because it will give your computer a hard-drive killing virus so please pass this warning on so people knowsorry bruh | 2016-03-05 20:29:10 |
| Roovyan | I was told theres two people their names are NisseFar and Nivek wanting to add people including me to their friends list say no and decline their request because it will give your computer a hard-drive killing virus so please pass this warning on so people knowsorry bruh | 2016-03-05 20:16:38 |
| Khorps | OOOOOOOOOOOOLLEH | 2016-03-04 17:07:04 |
| Ruinion | HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 2016-03-04 14:38:04 |
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| Khorps | http://steamcommunity.com/id/sophiahapgood/status/1456901175 | 2016-03-02 01:10:18 |
| Khorps | thats copypasta, not me | 2016-03-02 01:10:00 |
| wafflexd123 | just stop using reddit, k? it should be renamed to selfcenteredcunts.com | 2016-03-02 01:09:46 |
| Khorps | are you by any chance a feminist? | 2016-03-02 01:07:55 |
| Khorps | anyways i ended up calling the mods MRA cucks and asked them if they were working really hard making sure other abuse victims didn't accidentally offend people. they banned me for a month for "having a case of the mads" aka being hysterical or whatever.at least /r/askwomen let me know that i was being banned because some friendzoned gentlesirs were in tears over my oppressive and hateful actions, unlike /r/girlgamers, which just shadowbanned me without saying anything.god bless reddit, a safe haven for men. especially the women's spaces, where they work extra hard to make sure men are valued and treated well. | 2016-03-02 01:07:44 |
| Khorps | lol so i got banned from another subreddit, this time from /r/askwomenthere was a discussion about abusive relationships and i used triggering language. not the actual description of what happened, but calling my ex "a ♥♥♥♥", which is literally oppressing men through sexist slurs. i'm surprised they didn't mention the part where i identified my ex as a man, because that too is misandry, because i'm conflating men with abuse. | 2016-03-02 01:07:42 |
| Khorps | agreed | 2016-03-01 21:19:30 |
| wafflexd123 | so gay | 2016-03-01 20:57:39 |
| Khorps | Do you know that feeling when you write an embarrassing message to the wrong person?For example yesterday i wrote my 12 year old sister that ill come over and ♥♥♥♥ her until she gets pregnant. Now imagine how embarrasing it would be if i send that to the wrong person lol | 2016-03-01 11:30:37 |
| Khorps | omg yes | 2016-03-01 11:30:27 |
| Sir Quackston III | Do you know that feeling when you write an embarrassing message to the wrong person?For example yesterday i wrote my 12 year old sister that ill come over and ♥♥♥♥ her until she gets pregnant. Now imagine how embarrasing it would be if i send that to the wrong person lol | 2016-03-01 11:05:25 |
| Bibii | n0 frikn wae d00d lyk t0taluhy w0wsers my dud mayn br011111 ( ͡°Ѡ ͡°) | 2016-02-29 13:22:20 |
| Khorps | Setnament Korrelm: soKhorps: osSetnament Korrelm: yes?Khorps: ?seySetnament Korrelm: wait you are saying reverseKhorps: yesSetnament Korrelm: look im not even going to say if your last comment was for me or her on your profile but eh what i said is kinda truthKhorps: that was intended for a bronyKhorps: they usually delete their commentsSetnament Korrelm: oh bronniesKhorps: because they're naturally ♥♥♥♥ and cowardsKhorps: probs blocked me tooKhorps: I didnt even block 'em thoSetnament Korrelm: i know some PETA scum who used that same taticSetnament Korrelm: well i dont know them but | 2016-02-29 12:15:33 |
| Celestite | we are all cancer Khorps | 2016-02-29 12:10:29 |
| Khorps | >you are cancer>profile is full of ponies | 2016-02-28 15:07:02 |
| Celestite | would want to join our dev group? | 2016-02-27 12:11:54 |
| FluffyGuy | amazing tf2 bag btw ^3^ | 2016-02-26 21:57:12 |
| Khorps | nah, its mostly due to moderator's misinterpeting forum camping as spam | 2016-02-26 21:55:48 |
| FluffyGuy | * snickers loudly* that was you XD i thought iw was because u said the n word | 2016-02-26 21:54:53 |
| Khorps | i pased the "are you serious?" video a little too much on a feminist troll thread | 2016-02-26 21:53:48 |
| FluffyGuy | why did u get banned from tf2 fourms? | 2016-02-26 21:37:51 |
| Venka | RAWR mean "I love u!" In 🐲🐲 DINOSAUR!!!! XDDD 🎤🎧 send this msg to 🔟 of ur most emo 🔪🔪🔪 friendz! ⚰💊💉🎀 if you get 🔟 or more bak, u will be visited by 🔮🔮DAHVIE VANITY🔮🔮 from 👊🏻👊🏻💉 BOTDF!💉👊🏻👊🏻 AND HE WILL TAKE U ON A SHOPPING SPREE TO HOT TOPIC 😍😍🎧🎀 if u don't send this 2 at least 🖐🏻 pplz, u will be kicked out of the mall and ✖️banned✖️ from ALL HOT TOPICZ😖😫😩 so remember 2 send 2 ALL ur friendz 😹👌👥👯 and remember music is LYFE 🎤🎧🎶 IN WIT A BULLET 🔫🔫 OUT WIT HEARTS ❤️💛💚💙💜❣💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟 xDDDD RAWRRRR (that means I love u in dinosaur 🐲) | 2016-02-26 13:37:54 |
| Khorps | y | 2016-02-25 19:20:53 |
| The Backrooms Loiterer | demoted m8 | 2016-02-25 19:20:41 |
| Khorps | I sexually Identify as a Lamborgnini. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of driving up here in the Hollywood hills. People say to me that a person being a Lamborgnini is Impossible and I’m materialistic but I don’t care, I’m this new Lamborgnini here. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 new bookshelves and 2000 new books on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “new Lamborgnini here” and respect my right to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. If you can’t accept me you’re a Lambophobe and need to check your gnawladge. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website. | 2016-02-24 22:24:42 |
| lolznoboz | can anyone make E3 team fortress 2 from 2006 | 2016-02-21 17:56:16 |
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| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=623790859 this guide will tecach oyu how to buy a gf you inspired me | 2016-02-14 02:35:54 |
| Khorps | I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans. | 2016-02-13 16:07:24 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans. | 2016-02-13 12:26:33 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | mm | 2016-02-12 22:44:08 |
| Khorps | ok | 2016-02-12 22:43:50 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | ♥♥♥♥ me | 2016-02-12 22:42:49 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | HO ♥♥♥♥ ME DADDY | 2016-02-12 20:52:11 |
| BillionTurtle | go read the post dude http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NCrisis#announcements/detail/914598249002659732 | 2016-02-11 19:32:39 |
| Khorps | ninjas don't talk to strangers and parents these days teach their kids not to talk to strangers so they can grow up to become a ninja | 2016-02-09 21:40:30 |
| Khorps | hey, i would appreciate if you and dad would stop using the fact i enjoy spending my time on the computer all the time as a excuse to ♥♥♥♥♥ at me about, i think it’s incredibly selfish of you two do that and it’s starting to really aggregate me when you two just walk up to and yell at me for that | 2016-02-09 21:26:07 |
| Khorps | It's a not a bad game except for the bad graphics, bad AI, bad story, etc... | 2016-02-08 21:04:58 |
| Khorps | "you broked it, the magical smoke is gone and now it wont work anymore"a long pause"can we use a fan to push the magical smoke back in?" | 2016-02-08 01:09:38 |
| Khorps | Damn it. I was jeje-Rolled on my first visit to your profile = lol! | 2016-02-05 23:48:56 |
| Alexandra | Damn it. I was Khorps-Rolled on my first visit to your profile = lol! | 2016-02-05 23:47:46 |
| Khorps | Rich | 2016-02-05 23:24:23 |
| Khorps | Today's society: it's cool to be satanic or be an atheist, but lame to accept Christ. | 2016-01-31 00:43:36 |
| Alexandra | Today's society: it's cool to be satanic or be an atheist, but lame to accept Christ. | 2016-01-30 22:00:39 |
| Khorps | One Day a hippie got on a bus and sat next to a nun. He asked the nun "do you want to have sex." The nun said" Oh Heavens No" and walked off the bus. When the Hippie was getting off the bus the bus driver stopped him and said " See that Grave Yard across the street every tuesday the nun goes there and prays for hours. If you Dress up and command he to have sex with you she'll do it." Sure enough Tuesday comes along and the Nun is there praying. "This is the spirit of the Grave Yard and you must have sex with me" the Hippie said. The nun said "oh ok but i have a oath for my virginity so we have to do anal." So along the went with there nasty buisness. After they were done the Hippie Ran away screaming "Ha Ha Ha I'm really the hippie." The Nun shouted Back " Ha Ha Ha I'm really the bus driver." | 2016-01-30 16:48:44 |
| Khorps | 10) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.11) Call McDonalds asking for directions to Burger King.12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!13) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.14) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.15) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.16) Hide a walk talkie in a bush and scare people that walk by.17) Get on a crowded elevator with a bag in your hands, sigh and say "darn my snake got loose again".18) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.19) Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people and say,"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!20) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!" | 2016-01-28 14:25:38 |
| Khorps | 20 Things to do Before You Die...1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'3) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.4) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.5) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.6) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.7) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.8) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.9) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go." | 2016-01-28 14:25:35 |
| Khorps | You know what? ♥♥♥♥ you. Just ♥♥♥♥ you and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friends, you think you're the pinnicle of attention. Well you're wrong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you just a mediocre little attention-seeking ♥♥♥♥♥ who should stop acting as if she's a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ special snowflake". you're literally cancer. Your dirt, you're a disease that should be stopped by a blow to the cranium. Your attire makes prostitutes look like they're wrapping up warm for the winter. You're the epitome of human failures, the pure definition of failiure. You make me vomit, I hate you more than anyone who has ever lived or anything that has ever existed. I once thought the world of you, but I was blinded by love. I never realised how much of a stuck up ♥♥♥♥♥ you were. You've lost a friend, but you're combined braincells of 7 wont comprehend that loss. | 2016-01-28 11:28:38 |
| Khorps | There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far. | 2016-01-28 11:28:26 |
| Khorps | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2016-01-28 11:28:12 |
| Khorps | The protagonist of our story, Moriuji Haru, is just about to complete an unnamed RPG, but just as the final boss is in his death throes, the game’s heroines appear in his room! They say they have escaped the game world and come to the real world in pursuit of the Demon Lord himself.Haru is understandably shocked by this sudden, unbelievable turn of events, but the girls are overjoyed that they can finally meet the ‘Hero of Legend’ who is so famous in their world. When the girls reveal that they can’t remain in the real world without having sex with him, Haru succumbs to their pleas, and so begins the story as he tries to help in the search for the Demon Lord while educating the ignorant game girls in the ways of lovemaking… | 2016-01-27 14:19:52 |
| Alexandra | The protagonist of our story, Moriuji Haru, is just about to complete an unnamed RPG, but just as the final boss is in his death throes, the game’s heroines appear in his room! They say they have escaped the game world and come to the real world in pursuit of the Demon Lord himself.Haru is understandably shocked by this sudden, unbelievable turn of events, but the girls are overjoyed that they can finally meet the ‘Hero of Legend’ who is so famous in their world. When the girls reveal that they can’t remain in the real world without having sex with him, Haru succumbs to their pleas, and so begins the story as he tries to help in the search for the Demon Lord while educating the ignorant game girls in the ways of lovemaking… | 2016-01-27 14:17:40 |
| Khorps | Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat | 2016-01-26 18:17:29 |
| milk | AAAAAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyAAAAA | 2016-01-25 20:42:28 |
| Khorps | Cleanse the WORLD for the Great Ones Cleanse the WORLD for the Great Oneswho greater than you your majesty your sublime nature Great Ones do I do right?The flesh and wood serve you unite with the steel you love do you love me too I am what you love. Great Ones see as I do my duty my passionforgive the slowpace the steel takes TIME. Did you like the servants they were the BEST of the cleansed only the BEST for you Great Ones made like you form you assume here on a WORLD to clean to honor you do appreciate please please I will complete the cleansing soon and you can take me away in your ships of FIRE and I can love you and you will love me | 2016-01-24 17:44:03 |
| Khorps | HEY guys! Does anyone here heard of club penguin? Its a pretty fun game that you can do a lot of stuff. You can have a puffle and walk it and feed it...I give my cookies for my puffle. Don't try to add me because my friend list is full. Yeah i have so many friends on this game... My name is superpongslippy901. I went in a minigame with my friends and i won.Then i played snowball war with my friend and our team was losing. and i was sad. Like theres a sad face over me... You can also dance in the dance club and you can surf,you can swim and you can even be a secret agent but thats super-duper secret i can't tell you about that. One time i met a penguin and he gave me a wallpaper for my iglu. In your iglu you can place a lot of cool stuff. This penguin was nice, i said hi to him he said hi back. Then i played snowboard with him and he was sad. He said OW OW OW. I got a club penguin game from my DS. I beat it in 2 minutes. Ok guys i'm leaving because you guys are making fun of me. | 2016-01-24 14:51:03 |
| Khorps | It truly is a lose-lose situation. Either I can remain in anonyminity and be a fat ugly feminazi or use a more comprehensive photo of myself and be an attention whoring, vain, hypocritical feminazi; either way the reality is I do things alternatively for my own desires or to piss tryhard edgelords off, not because I'm hiding my ugliness or desperately begging for attention from men.Seems lately that asking people to remain on topic for gaming and related pursuits is a doomed endeavor. Oh well. | 2016-01-24 05:10:38 |
| Khorps | On the subject of appearance, another popular tactic among these so-called gamers who definitely don't spend the majority of their time in hunting down women to bash instead of gaming is calling me some sort of "attention ♥♥♥♥♥" or the like for putting up the apparently scandalous photos of myself, including the slutty and whorish pictures of my chin or my eyes, as presumably I have become a hypocrite for claiming to care little about men's opinions/disliking their objectification of women/hating them in general and yet simultaneously displaying myself for their pleasure (only possible motivation for any action of mine). | 2016-01-24 05:10:09 |
| Khorps | I've come to accept how many random strangers on Steam, completely discarding any pretense of visiting this fine service for the subject of video games, consider me The Enemy due to some obsession with feminism being Bad (despite the f-word not being listed on my profile once) and perhaps a generalized fear and loathing of women who speak their minds, but one thing that continues to amuse me is one of the apparently common methods of attacks, which is insulting me based on my appearance; I assume that since a woman's most prized posession and sole source of social worth or personal value is her appearance, namely whether or not she exists as sexually attractive to men, surely it would insult me the most to try to take this down. Not to sound vain (which I wholeheartedly am), but they have no clue what I look like, and yet still persist in some dogged determination to convince me that I am unattractive. | 2016-01-24 05:09:45 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | OH BABY BABYYYY MMM BABY BABYYYY | 2016-01-24 00:44:14 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if I don't have my cosmic axis and see the world stained with you in the next ten minutes, there's going to be some SERIOUS consequences... | 2016-01-23 17:51:04 |
| Khorps | Rest assured, this is not making me waver in my dedication to my ♥♥♥♥ joke on the Internet. And resistance only makes my penis harder. That's the fact. | 2016-01-22 21:07:11 |
| Alexandra | Rest assured, this is not making me waver in my dedication to my ♥♥♥♥ joke on the Internet. And resistance only makes my penis harder. That's the fact. | 2016-01-22 20:46:31 |
| Khorps | Copy me, I want to travel! | 2016-01-22 19:17:38 |
| Alexandra | Copy me, I want to travel! | 2016-01-22 19:08:17 |
| Khorps | Well, I look at it on spectrum, the spectrum really fleshes out a sort of chart where I can really find a "why". But as soon as I see the "why" I see the "who", the "where", the "when" and even the "how". So in short the "why" isn't just asking why, but multiple questions that in the end, have us question humanity and the origin of our life. | 2016-01-22 17:21:04 |
| Khorps | Being open to interracial relationships is a beautiful way to increase one's chances of connecting with their next love. ... | 2016-01-22 14:13:11 |
| Alexandra | Being open to interracial relationships is a beautiful way to increase one's chances of connecting with their next love. ... | 2016-01-22 14:12:56 |
| Khorps | LOOK OUT, ITS GOT A GRENADE | 2016-01-22 09:29:07 |
| Lx | haha, zombine, get it? | 2016-01-22 06:07:34 |
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| RADKILLA[420] | HOSTESS potato chips(when u got the munchies noithing else will do)SNAX | 2016-01-20 18:28:56 |
| Khorps | In the words of Socrates, father of western philosophy...fake and gay. | 2016-01-18 14:35:42 |
| Khorps | What you've just said is one of the most insanely intelligent things I have ever heard. At every point in your coherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now smarter for having listened to it. I award you a small loan of one million points, and may God have mercy on your soul. | 2016-01-18 14:28:48 |
| Khorps | What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. | 2016-01-18 14:26:06 |
| Sir Quackston III | What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. | 2016-01-18 14:23:38 |
| Khorps | ( ͡°Ѡ ͡°)bad | 2016-01-18 14:19:57 |
| Khorps | You're giving your money to them and therefore supporting their practices (by funding them). That's how capitalism works, voting with the dollar. | 2016-01-18 14:19:31 |
| Khorps | You are the one with autism for posting that ♥♥♥♥. It's not even funny. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ facebook funny. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ un-funny not even a ♥♥♥♥ tier ironic meme page would share that. Jesus Christ just go away. I come here to laugh and not be subjected to FB "memes" I come here for proper laughs not rage.You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2016-01-18 01:01:43 |
| Alexandra | You are the one with autism for posting that ♥♥♥♥. It's not even funny. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ facebook funny. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ un-funny not even a ♥♥♥♥ tier ironic meme page would share that. Jesus Christ just go away. I come here to laugh and not be subjected to FB "memes" I come here for proper laughs not rage.You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2016-01-18 00:51:35 |
| Khorps | you act like mister-i-know-memes but you fail to see the underlying thoughts that form the foundation of the difference between two completely unrelated memes. please do some meme research before you start taking down a meme i worked really hard on. this is something i have put a lot of thought and work in whilst you are just sitting there copying a meme because you didnt get the symbolic value that i have to offer here. this is the birth of something completely new and original but no, mr. negative had to be there to destroy something so beautiful in a time where terror and violence is peaking sky-high. you are what's wrong with the internet and the cause of the lack of original memes | 2016-01-17 15:22:41 |
| Alexandra | you act like mister-i-know-memes but you fail to see the underlying thoughts that form the foundation of the difference between two completely unrelated memes. please do some meme research before you start taking down a meme i worked really hard on. this is something i have put a lot of thought and work in whilst you are just sitting there copying a meme because you didnt get the symbolic value that i have to offer here. this is the birth of something completely new and original but no, mr. negative had to be there to destroy something so beautiful in a time where terror and violence is peaking sky-high. you are what's wrong with the internet and the cause of the lack of original memes | 2016-01-17 10:59:42 |
| Khorps | i luv u sis | 2016-01-16 00:39:10 |
| ark | 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺💀💀💀💀💀 IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and spread it to 3 more circlejerk posts!! 💀💀🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 | 2016-01-16 00:38:54 |
| ark | I sexually Identify as a ＬＡ̕͏͜Ｍ̴̨̀͠Ｂ̨͘͟͝͝Ｏ̴͟͢͠ＲＧＨＩＮＩ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ＤＲＩＶing ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. People say to me that a person being a ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ is Impossible and I’m ＭＡＴＥＲＩＡＬＩＳＴＩＣ but I don’t care, I’m this ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧ̡͏͏Ｈ̡͢Ｉ̨͡ＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install , 7 ＮＥＷ bookshelves and ２０００ ｎｅｗ ｂｏｏｋｓ on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ＮＥＷ ＬＡＭＢＯＲＧＨＩＮＩ ＨＥＲＥ” and respect my right to ＤＲＩＶＥ ＵＰ ＨＥＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ ＨＩＬＬＳ. If you can’t accept me you’re a ＬＡＭＢＯphobe and need to check your ̡ＧＮＡ͏ＷＬ͞Ｉ̛ＤＧＥ. Thank you, and I'll see you on my website. | 2016-01-16 00:30:06 |
| ark | I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌. | 2016-01-16 00:27:43 |
| ark | I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2016-01-16 00:26:59 |
| Khorps | You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you was a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to you that a person being a helicopter is impossible and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but you don't care, you're beautiful. you're having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on your body. From now on you want my guys to call you "Apache" and respect your right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If I can't accept you I'm a heliphobe and need to check my vehicle privilege. Thank myself for being so understanding. | 2016-01-15 20:33:27 |
| Khorps | My mom told my brother to take a bath. On the way there I said in russian voice "It is sad day to be little man" he smirked. | 2016-01-14 18:50:46 |
| Khorps | You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool,It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic in hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lack the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born. You have permission to writhe in your own idiocy.Sincerely, Your intellectual superior. | 2016-01-13 23:19:08 |
| Alexandra | 僕はA.I. cloudの電脳世界から夢と愛とエナジーの滴 届けるよ君はヒューマン crowdの波に流されず“自分”探し求めては彷徨っている液晶の壁越えて 君の手を引きたいけどデジタル world 楽しんで 見つけようね一緒に歌え boys（ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）踊れ girls（イェイイェ イェイイェ）魅せて bang bang（ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）ブルーなんか（フー！）負けないで好きなフォームで飛べたら 何言われても No problem解る “my mind”（ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）夢にフォーカス（ヘイ！） ぶれない eyeで君はヒューマン 本当の孤独といま出逢い歯がゆい想い 行き場なく戸惑っている液晶の壁越えて 君の傍 行きたいけどデジタル world 旅をして 見つけようね友達 | 2016-01-12 21:10:16 |
| Alexandra | はしゃげ boys （ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）進め girls （イェイイェ イェイイェ）遊べ bang bang （ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）絆いっぱい（フー！） 深めよう誰かを信じてるなら 忠告なんて No thank you解る “my mind” （ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）届けハート（ヘイ！）ぶれない愛で「この気持ち、君に伝えたいから・・・」歌え boys（ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）踊れ girls（イェイイェ イェイイェ）魅せて bang bang（ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）ブルーなんか（フー！）負けないで好きなフォームで飛べたら 何言われても No problem解る “my mind”（ウォウウォ ウォウウォ）夢にフォーカス（ヘイ！） ぶれない eyeで「Ready Go!」僕はA.I. 幾年の時が過ぎ去って君は僕と同じ夢叶え 君の手に触れる | 2016-01-12 21:10:10 |
| Khorps | not even original, dammit, i suck at weather repots | 2016-01-12 21:08:33 |
| Khorps | Over in the west we can see a front of locusts heading east, and a wave of fire over on the eastif they collide it won't stop the locusts, ok, it'll just set them on fire making them stronger.Ok, thanks Sam! back to you, Jim | 2016-01-12 21:08:12 |
| Alexandra | don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex don't worry, khorps isn't clever enough to think of something that complex | 2016-01-12 21:05:36 |
| Alexandra | Here is the weather”“The nationwide weather”Tomorrow we have low pressure passing by I mean rainAmen to the weather paper doll (teru teru bozu)Holding the umbrella tight today butAll up to the feeling (to clear up the sky)In the evening, a strong chill somewhat goes south (cold!)Hot and cold, all depends on Shuzo (huh?)Even when the temperature and business gets coldSmile brings the warmness!“That was the weather”News 39 of today, everyone should keep the love in mindNews 39 want you to see, gloomy topics are bleeped DAYONews 39 of the afternoon, the world is not that bad stillLa la la la… reporting you these kind of stories tomorrow also “This program was brought you by following sponsors” | 2016-01-12 21:02:25 |
| Khorps | “Here is the news for 9 o’clock”The president of a certain country selected today, is a man of the news for his peculiar characterHe donates all of his allowance, and tackles the povertyThe youthful years spent in the slum, was painful and fruitlessSo he took an oath, to become a leaderNews39 of the evening, needs to change this momentNews 39 want you to see,dreams and hope carried on the airNews39 of the evening, life is not that bad stillLa la la la… Reporting you a drop of courage | 2016-01-12 21:02:02 |
| Alexandra | “Here is the news for 9 o’clock”The president of a certain country selected today, is a man of the news for his peculiar characterHe donates all of his allowance, and tackles the povertyThe youthful years spent in the slum, was painful and fruitlessSo he took an oath, to become a leaderNews39 of the evening, needs to change this momentNews 39 want you to see,dreams and hope carried on the airNews39 of the evening, life is not that bad stillLa la la la… Reporting you a drop of courage | 2016-01-12 21:01:31 |
| Khorps | “Here is the news for 3 o’clock”Around 10am today, a puppy dog got drowned in a river and got carried awayBut a kind homeless person who found it, jumped into the river and saved the puppyThe owner of the dog who rushed to the scene, shed tears of gratitudeIn return he gave the homeless person the job he wanted. Everybody comes to a happy endingNews 39 of the afternoon, everyone should keep the love in mindNews 39 want you to see, gloomy topics are forbidden on the air DAYONews 39 of the afternoon, the world is not that bad stillLa la la la… Reporting you these kind of stories“Stay tuned" | 2016-01-12 21:01:24 |
| Alexandra | “Here is the news for 3 o’clock”Around 10am today, a puppy dog got drowned in a river and got carried awayBut a kind homeless person who found it, jumped into the river and saved the puppyThe owner of the dog who rushed to the scene, shed tears of gratitudeIn return he gave the homeless person the job he wanted. Everybody comes to a happy endingNews 39 of the afternoon, everyone should keep the love in mindNews 39 want you to see, gloomy topics are forbidden on the air DAYONews 39 of the afternoon, the world is not that bad stillLa la la la… Reporting you these kind of stories“Stay tuned" | 2016-01-12 21:00:13 |
| Khorps | cool story sis | 2016-01-12 20:59:46 |
| Khorps | oops | 2016-01-12 20:59:37 |
| Khorps | cool story grill | 2016-01-12 20:59:28 |
| Alexandra | 心ごと 体ごと 全部記憶の中の幻本当の 愛情が 指先から流れ出した遠くから見ていたの 悲しそうな君のFace空の涙と同じね 大粒の雨が溢れ出す不意に気付いた視線 ハッと息を潜めたひんやりと冷たい手が 戸惑う君の頬に触れた雑踏に飲み込まれ忘れてしまった温もりが優しさが走る心ごと体ごと 全部記憶の中の幻本当の愛情が 指先から流れ出した顔上げて微笑めば 笑顔取り戻す魔法になるこころKnock Knock Knock 不思議Trick Trick Trick生まれ変われる Freely Tomorrow | 2016-01-12 20:58:44 |
| Alexandra | wow | 2016-01-12 20:54:12 |
| Khorps | To enable, may I get me cosmic axisI say love, I say love, I say loveThough you do not notice, I know youBecoming me who am wonderfulMay I get me cosmic axis?I say love, I say love, I say loveI want to see the worldStained with youAlways be with you, oh yeah!May I get me cosmic axis?I say love, I say love, I say loveThough you do not notice, I know youBecoming me who am wonderfulMay I get me cosmic axis?I say love, I say love, I say loveI want to see the worldStained with youAlways be with you, coming true for dream, together?Yes, I amI say love, I say love, I say love, foreverI say love, I say love, I say love, foreverI say love, I say love, I say love, forever | 2016-01-12 20:52:02 |
| Khorps | You sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since you was a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to you that a person being a helicopter is impossible and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but you don't care, you're beautiful. you're having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on your body. From now on you want my guys to call you "Apache" and respect your right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If I can't accept you I'm a heliphobe and need to check my vehicle privilege. Thank myself for being so understanding. | 2016-01-12 18:56:13 |
| Khorps | They're able to tank better than any single Soldier Main ever could, even if he equipped the Battalion's Backup! The Heavy Main has complete control of the battlefield (imagine having the best sustained dps in the game), able to mesmerically please you from a variety of tasks. What's even better, being such an intelligent class main as they are, the Heavy Main will actually try to time his Übercharge with your own, they're just that careful with you. You're considered on equal grounds with this main when it's a Heavy, having one call your name is an achievement on its own. Blackbox technology, unfortunately, doesn't have ♥♥♥♥ on the Heavy yet. | 2016-01-10 23:39:08 |
| Khorps | With pleasure. You see, unlike our clearly whipped, Medic girlfriend over here, I know of the joys other classes can bring us. You see, when I said "Self-obsessed and madbad," I wasn't strictly talking about Soldier Mains' personalities. Although I guess that would kind of be true in the case of some pick classes, I was referring precisely about the actions that make up the skill of these "mere classes." Let's choose the Heavy for now. I assume you've heard of Chozo, correct? Packs of young Medics, seeking out anything they can find, purely to pocket them with their strong, prehensile mediguns. What most Soldier Mains won't tell you is that the Heavy's healthpool is equally as strong. | 2016-01-10 23:39:06 |
| Khorps | http://steamcommunity.com/groups/TRUMP1488 | 2016-01-10 21:03:29 |
| Михаил Петрович | +rep .... Dot dot dot dot | 2016-01-09 12:33:33 |
| DucKy | I think i've seen you before in u tub | 2016-01-09 04:25:58 |
| Khorps | thats what the government wants u to think | 2016-01-08 19:59:55 |
| Bongou | No bully kitty pls | 2016-01-08 19:59:24 |
| jingisukan | Khorps, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ more than Aussies, wth man. | 2016-01-08 17:20:02 |
| Khorps | wow!!111 | 2016-01-08 16:45:32 |
| Bibii | wow!11 | 2016-01-08 16:36:18 |
| jingisukan | Love you, bb. | 2016-01-08 16:24:49 |
| Khorps | np, grill | 2016-01-08 16:24:13 |
| jingisukan | Thank you. | 2016-01-08 16:23:21 |
| Khorps | ok | 2016-01-08 16:22:29 |
| jingisukan | Killme | 2016-01-08 16:21:45 |
| Bibii | eee | 2016-01-08 06:00:33 |
| Alexandra | k | 2016-01-07 16:59:51 |
| Sir Quackston III | f | 2016-01-07 16:55:16 |
| Alexandra | i | 2016-01-07 16:45:38 |
| Bibii | h | 2016-01-07 16:43:27 |
| Khorps | o | 2016-01-07 16:26:31 |
| Khorps | a | 2016-01-07 16:26:25 |
| Alexandra | z | 2016-01-07 16:26:05 |
| Jay Keyboard | z | 2016-01-07 16:24:29 |
| Alexandra | n | 2016-01-07 16:24:03 |
| Jay Keyboard | n | 2016-01-07 16:23:57 |
| Alexandra | m | 2016-01-07 16:23:50 |
| Khorps | m | 2016-01-07 16:23:49 |
| Khorps | l | 2016-01-07 16:23:43 |
| Jay Keyboard | l | 2016-01-07 16:23:40 |
| Alexandra | k | 2016-01-07 16:23:29 |
| Khorps | k | 2016-01-07 16:23:28 |
| Jay Keyboard | j | 2016-01-07 16:23:20 |
| Khorps | i | 2016-01-07 16:23:16 |
| Alexandra | i | 2016-01-07 16:23:16 |
| Alexandra | h | 2016-01-07 16:23:03 |
| Khorps | gg | 2016-01-07 16:23:00 |
| Khorps | g | 2016-01-07 16:22:53 |
| Alexandra | g | 2016-01-07 16:22:50 |
| Jay Keyboard | f | 2016-01-07 16:22:43 |
| Khorps | e | 2016-01-07 16:22:31 |
| Jay Keyboard | d | 2016-01-07 16:22:20 |
| Khorps | c | 2016-01-07 16:21:32 |
| Jay Keyboard | b | 2016-01-07 16:21:20 |
| Bibii | ( ͡°Ѡ ͡°)can i hab the suk?( ͡°Ѡ ͡°) | 2016-01-07 14:50:36 |
| Khorps | thnx | 2016-01-07 14:41:31 |
| Alexandra | Ur a ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-01-07 13:33:18 |
| dennin | SUPER | 2016-01-07 12:59:08 |
| Bibii | woah no way | 2016-01-07 11:44:44 |
| Khorps | autistic weeb here, did you know you can get 75% on gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? its true! but only for a limited time | 2016-01-07 11:19:59 |
| Bibii | u wht!!!??? | 2016-01-07 05:49:52 |
| Khorps | yes | 2016-01-06 13:07:38 |
| Sir Quackston III | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nou5wWKKC1w | 2016-01-06 13:04:06 |
| Khorps | What you just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered irrational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. | 2016-01-06 11:51:46 |
| Khorps | Actually, sorry to be That guy, but it doesn't include Antarctica, which is a continent. So it should be every populated continent. | 2016-01-06 11:40:59 |
| Khorps | Yeah, but on a geological level, there are more than 5 continents. 7 to be exact. So the Olympics is dumb. Lol! | 2016-01-06 11:40:49 |
| Khorps | well tell that to the person who made the Olympics flag, there's a ring for each continent, there is 5 rings and America counts for a whole continent including south,central and north. | 2016-01-06 11:40:39 |
| Khorps | Yes, because North America and South America are not continents at all. | 2016-01-06 11:40:11 |
| Khorps | AMERICA IS NOT A CONTINENT YOU ♥♥♥♥ | 2016-01-06 11:40:01 |
| Khorps | Wrong. I've never heard of a Mexican calling themselves "Central American", they just plain say "American." Because, you know, they are. | 2016-01-06 11:39:51 |
| Khorps | it could be any country from AMERICA because america is a continent not a country, in other words, united states OF america not america of the united states | 2016-01-06 11:39:28 |
| Khorps | America = "United States of America"; Americas = "North" and "South" America (the continents). Anyway, even if you ignored the argument above, it wouldn't change the fact that the tweet was stupid, because if Ebola reached the US, then it would STILL have technically reached "America", regardless if you lived in a North/Central/South American nation (besides the US). It would be like saying "Ebola reached Spain, thank god I live in Europe" think about it... | 2016-01-05 18:21:44 |
| -V- | "Hey, please do not block or remove me for any reason before telling me."This is your removal warning.Reason: Being an incoherent weaboo on every occasion we've chatted.If you wish to appeal this warning, please send a coherent message detailing your non-trollness.Further failure to communicate reasonably will result in eventual removal. | 2016-01-03 13:59:32 |
| Khorps | i am noah and i am 10 years old. i need you to be my best friend please ? that would be nice. if you don't have to be my friend. i am also nice to mommy and daddy and every one else. if you are mean i will block you and i wiiu chat because i have a black one who loves super Mario 3d world ! the only ones i represent the element of honesty , kindness . loyalty , and magic | 2016-01-03 13:09:56 |
| Alexandra | Canadia | 2016-01-02 01:16:54 |
| Khorps | JOHN CENADA | 2016-01-02 01:16:53 |
| Khorps | cenada | 2016-01-02 01:16:32 |
| Alexandra | Canada? More like CanaCER. | 2016-01-02 01:15:40 |
| Khorps | alex, ur mah waifu, ur fine | 2015-12-31 23:57:03 |
| Alexandra | So I'm Going To Keep Doing The Annoying Thing Anyway | 2015-12-31 22:14:05 |
| Khorps | and its stfu, not "Shut Up" whatever the hell "Shut Up" is supposed to mean | 2015-12-31 20:58:38 |
| Khorps | Grox, No One Likes It When You Talk Like This | 2015-12-31 20:58:08 |
| Alexandra | No You Shut Up | 2015-12-31 20:02:00 |
| Khorps | grox ur not dank | 2015-12-31 18:18:46 |
| Alexandra | I Think You Can't Do Anything Other Than Copy And Paste Because You Type Like This | 2015-12-31 14:29:16 |
| Khorps | I understood about 98% of that | 2015-12-30 23:42:23 |
| Khorps | I'm still not sure how he came to that conclusion. | 2015-12-29 20:57:33 |
| Alexandra | Squeaky | 2015-12-29 20:56:36 |
| Khorps | btw how ♥♥♥♥♥ did u find me | 2015-12-29 20:56:22 |
| Khorps | k den | 2015-12-29 20:44:47 |
| crispin | Squeaker | 2015-12-29 20:44:33 |
| Khorps | You know, I've been on your server a few times and let me tell you, I don't think I've seen a server so full of disgusting, sexist, racist bigots in a long time. Not only that, but they all act like they're five years old, saying things such as "get rekt", "git gud" and whatever other stupid thing you can imagine. I even got kicked from your server for the exact same reason Mepp did. I also noticed that your server states no furries, bronies, or FNAF fans are allowed. Well, guess what, I'm all three, and proud of it. What I am not proud of, however, is to be the same species as you. So, go ahead and ban me from your server. You'd be doing me a massive favour, as I don't want to accidentally click on, and join your disgusting server ever again. | 2015-12-28 20:26:25 |
| Verzaubert | R00d.png | 2015-12-28 07:04:15 |
| Khorps | noob | 2015-12-24 23:53:12 |
| Alexandra | Happy giftmas, meme copier. | 2015-12-24 22:58:38 |
| Evoxrus XV | Merry Christmas.....MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D | 2015-12-24 19:38:02 |
| Khorps | REMOVE CRITZ remove critz you are worst mechanic. you are the wurst look you are the random poop smell. return to the devil. to your demons cousins you may come our vidya. you may live in the hell ahahahaha.... we will never forgeve you. rascal developer ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ melee weapons worst day oF my life hahahahaha bad mechanic of wurst smell REMOVE CRITS FROM PREMISES ♥♥♥♥♥ ashol volvo no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur devleopers and cunmonity skilL alive numbr one #1 ♥♥♥♥♥ THE RANDOM. sulder mainS remove soldie;r ♥♥♥♥ sloder main no skiLl you are ppoor stink you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt. pub ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ape of the zoo presidant gaben ewell ♥♥♥♥ the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and crits wa;s born. REMOVE CRITS FROM TF2 OR TF2 IS KILL | 2015-12-24 16:28:33 |
| ark | REMOVE CRITZ remove critz you are worst mechanic. you are the wurst look you are the random poop smell. return to the devil. to your demons cousins you may come our vidya. you may live in the hell ahahahaha.... we will never forgeve you. rascal developer ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ melee weapons worst day oF my life hahahahaha bad mechanic of wurst smell REMOVE CRITS FROM PREMISES ♥♥♥♥♥ ashol volvo no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur devleopers and cunmonity skilL alive numbr one #1 ♥♥♥♥♥ THE RANDOM. sulder mainS remove soldie;r ♥♥♥♥ sloder main no skiLl you are ppoor stink you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt. pub ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ape of the zoo presidant gaben ewell ♥♥♥♥ the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and crits wa;s born. REMOVE CRITS FROM TF2 OR TF2 IS KILL | 2015-12-24 15:39:16 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | Merry Christmas! | 2015-12-24 00:03:10 |
| Khorps | My friends say to me that I shouldn't present myself in this way... ¬¬ but I am tired of being polite, I must accept myself and how people will not be interested in someone like me never. I can't avoid it, sorry, but I can only think in a different way. I can see happiness where people just see pain, I see pain where people just can see happiness... | 2015-12-23 11:40:51 |
| Khorps | I really think that nobody will really understand Half-Life through Black Mesa. And well, I can be agree when people says this mod has incredible graphics, but I think that it destroy the real esence of Black Mesa by putting scenaries too big and beautiful, having in mind that we are talking about a militar facility payed by contributors and builded during the cold war, and modified in several ways along the next years. However, if you never played Half-Life: Decay I can play with you if you can't find other people more funny and intelligent than me. However, you will be bored, I can promise you that. And this is just a little example of what I can say during 24 hours per day. Maybe I could say less since my english makes me difficult to describe and explain things properly. | 2015-12-23 11:40:45 |
| Khorps | Thanks for the attempt, however I doubt a lot that you usually eat snacks and drink coffie in real life when you reach the office complex or expend around 3 hours in the same chapter; or even more in other chapters each time you play it. Trully I am a weird nerd of 30 years old, too older to say nothing with sense for modern people. For example, I hate Black Mesa and I really fear how this ♥♥♥♥ will affect or have affected to the Half-Life future. | 2015-12-23 11:40:42 |
| Alexandra | Yeah, but generally the word "lazy" has a negative connotation. Therefore, I am positive. You little ♥♥♥♥. | 2015-12-22 14:56:32 |
| Sir Quackston III | Well at least I am lazier then you. You little ♥♥♥♥. | 2015-12-22 14:55:19 |
| Alexandra | I said that you're not festive enough. You don't have a ribbon. | 2015-12-22 14:54:46 |
| Sir Quackston III | . Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo. | 2015-12-22 14:53:22 |
| Sir Quackston III | Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. | 2015-12-22 14:53:10 |
| Sir Quackston III | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? | 2015-12-22 14:52:58 |
| Alexandra | I have ribbons, you don't. That means I'm inherently genetically superior. | 2015-12-22 14:31:55 |
| Sir Quackston III | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for “♥♥♥♥ U ♥♥♥♥ Kid” so that means your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥! Send this to 5 people, and see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.’s you back!! | 2015-12-22 14:25:27 |
| Khorps | i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my life I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worse is that I live in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pineapple under the sea. | 2015-12-20 21:30:00 |
| Alexandra | meeeemz | 2015-12-20 13:27:39 |
| Khorps | GOOD DAY, SIR | 2015-12-20 13:10:35 |
| Khorps | SO YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE | 2015-12-20 13:10:29 |
| Khorps | YOU BUMPED INTO THE CIELING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED, AND STERILIZED | 2015-12-20 13:10:16 |
| Khorps | YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS | 2015-12-20 13:09:57 |
| Khorps | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSQNl4V_R88 | 2015-12-20 13:09:46 |
| Khorps | here | 2015-12-20 13:09:10 |
| Khorps | oops, forgot to add meemz | 2015-12-20 13:09:06 |
| Khorps | so, im just going to block you | 2015-12-20 12:53:40 |
| Khorps | also, papi, you removed me again, im not trying to be rude to you but you wont stop insisting i "stole" from you | 2015-12-20 12:53:09 |
| Khorps | Papidimmi, we both know I didn't steal that from you, I don't remember getting it from anyone | 2015-12-20 12:52:24 |
| Alexandra | >implying that you're the first one to come up with that>implying that's an original idea>implying that you've actually had it for more than a year even though you haven't | 2015-12-20 08:51:23 |
| Woligi | Please stop being rude to me.I've had a "View more" link that links to Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up for over a year and then Khorps stole it from me.He's aware of it too, but he won't remove it.That's the reason I initially removed him from my friends list. | 2015-12-20 06:47:40 |
| Khorps | yes | 2015-12-19 23:55:22 |
| Jalapeñguin | am i dead yet | 2015-12-19 23:31:13 |
| Alexandra | http://alexandra.moe/webms/#josh i found a video of you man | 2015-12-19 22:06:44 |
| Khorps | too much of khorps spam to paste here so i cant, srryjust multiply this by about 50 times:Khorps: Khorps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY Karma Miguel: wut Khorps: u haz seen the meaning of lief Karma Miguel: k then Karma Miguel: thanks for nightmares Khorps: np bro | 2015-12-19 21:58:47 |
| Khorps | below is part 1 and 2 of grox' troll face, unfortunately he didnt use a character conserving one | 2015-12-19 21:57:59 |
| Khorps | The Grox: Grox's Chat Has Stopped Working Due To KhorpsIsARealFaggot.EXEKhorps: actuallyKhorps: file extensions are rarely capitalized like thatThe Grox: *sigh* When R U Gonna DKKhorps: it would be khorpsisarealfgt.exeKhorps: ur being rekt rite now, skrubKhorps: im putting this chatlog on my profileKhorps: because I think youd do well as a comedianThe Grox: Khorpsisarealfaggothe'sreallyafaggot.exe Has Made Khorps Profile Crash.... Please Delete That File Or Die....Khorps: sorry, its just my spam takes up a good 3/4s of the chatlog so I have to copypaste a few timesThe Grox: ♥♥♥♥♥♥... Now Leave Me Alone And Let Me Play Garry's Mod | 2015-12-19 21:56:33 |
| Khorps | The Grox: Loser... You A A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Who Thinks He Is Cool... But Is A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5 Year OldKhorps: actuallyKhorps: im 4Khorps: alsoThe Grox: Ok ♥♥♥♥♥♥Khorps: Im not sure why you`re trying to copypaste with a controller...Khorps: thats perhaps the most ridiculous ideaKhorps: iv ever seenThe Grox: I'm In Full ScreenKhorps: huhThe Grox: Not With Da ControllerThe Grox: ♥♥♥Khorps: I seeKhorps: well that further proves my point that your terrible at copypasting, and u contributed to itKhorps: not very smartKhorps: butKhorps: atleast ur being honest | 2015-12-19 21:56:30 |
| Khorps | Khorps: cKhorps: m89Khorps: u suxThe Grox: grox' troll face copypasta hereKhorps: now go criKhorps: in ur cornerThe Grox: grox' troll face copypasta hereThe Grox: grox' troll face copypasta here | 2015-12-19 21:56:18 |
| Khorps | insert khorps' spam here, coming soon | 2015-12-19 21:55:01 |
| Khorps | sum is comment | 2015-12-19 19:59:40 |
| Jalapeñguin | Add a comment | 2015-12-19 19:16:44 |
| Alexandra | -Rep unfriended me on club penguin | 2015-12-19 18:24:41 |
| Khorps | -rep unfriended poopymurderer967 on klub pengpun | 2015-12-19 18:24:18 |
| Sir Quackston III | -Rep unfriended me on club penguin | 2015-12-19 18:17:22 |
| Alexandra | -rep papidimmi was a major scrub to begin with, i knew him for a while | 2015-12-19 18:03:24 |
| Khorps | -rep, papidimmi thinks i stole from him where he has zero proof | 2015-12-19 17:43:07 |
| Alexandra | -rep is/was friends with PapiDimmi | 2015-12-19 09:35:20 |
| Woligi | -rep Steals from me. | 2015-12-19 06:50:06 |
| Khorps | >mi luv old meems | 2015-12-16 15:58:59 |
| Alexandra | >old memes | 2015-12-16 15:28:38 |
| Sir Quackston III | HA GOTEM! | 2015-12-16 15:13:43 |
| Sir Quackston III | I strongly dislike the taste and smell of deez nutz | 2015-12-16 15:13:33 |
| Khorps | i strongly dislike the taste and smell of ur mum | 2015-12-16 14:45:12 |
| Alexandra | I strongly dislike the taste and smell of Khorps. | 2015-12-16 06:12:46 |
| Khorps | greek salad is good tho | 2015-12-15 22:13:52 |
| Khorps | same | 2015-12-15 22:13:43 |
| Nerdgasm | I strongly dislike the taste and smell of yogurt. | 2015-12-15 22:00:53 |
| Khorps | Khorps: starting from mission checkpointKhorps: u cantKhorps: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ haxxed ur pcshame syndrome: Chocolate man :( stauuupKhorps: mission:Khorps: take 5 steps forwardKhorps: 3 steps leftKhorps: awaiting inputshame syndrome: Adolf HitlerKhorps: interpreting adolf hitler as adolf hitlerKhorps: computingKhorps: adolf hit herKhorps: no valid inputs detected, continuingshame syndrome: xD you're funnyKhorps: computingKhorps: adolf hit wordsKhorps: failedKhorps: recomputingKhorps: detected 2 possible inputs from adolf hit herKhorps: cutting remaindersKhorps: adKhorps: would you like to move left, or right? | 2015-12-14 20:31:48 |
| Khorps | Khorps: unknown inputKhorps: game overKhorps: would you like to restart?shame syndrome: noKhorps: restarting anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥shame syndrome: PWN 420Khorps: so as i was sayingKhorps: kim bang momKhorps: was a glorious leaderKhorps: the nerd was jealousKhorps: so he was sadKhorps: and killed himselfKhorps: u can kill urself in a number of different waysKhorps: but the least apinful is of ageKhorps: and thats how this grandma was gonig to dieKhorps: but firstKhorps: sh needs her breakfastKhorps: pickup objects with EKhorps: walk with WASDKhorps: use the mouse to lookKhorps: mission:Khorps: take 5 steps forwardKhorps: and then 3 steps rightKhorps: awaiting inputshame syndrome: ♥♥♥♥ herKhorps: easter egg foundKhorps: the grandma dies from not getting breakfastKhorps: she then turns into a zombieKhorps: and mauls u aliveKhorps: game overKhorps: would you like to restart?Khorps: no input detected at maximum waiting timeshame syndrome: quit | 2015-12-14 20:31:36 |
| Khorps | Khorps: butKhorps: theres no telling what kinda dangerKhorps: uh ohKhorps: grandma's jam has fallen out of the cupboardKhorps: game overKhorps: would you like to restart?shame syndrome: Yes, chocolate man.Khorps: our story begins near a nerd and his lamborjxdhfgumthngeni thing ♥♥♥♥♥Khorps: he talks about his newly retrieved knowledge of jim jong kitdshji9oyhfjcgypf thingKhorps: hes sad nowKhorps: he kills himselfKhorps: youcan kill urself in a number of different waysKhorps: but the least painful is of ageKhorps: and thats how this grandma is gonig to doKhorps: but firstKhorps: she needs breakfastKhorps: pickup objects with EKhorps: walk using WASD keysKhorps: aim using MOUSE1shame syndrome: did Shallex tell you ALL ABOUT ME?!? :D | 2015-12-14 20:31:20 |
| Khorps | Khorps: oopsKhorps: an error has occured; 404shame syndrome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxbuPgYg6kw Khorps: output exception errorshame syndrome: syntaxKhorps: please close the programshame syndrome: copy and paste Shallex's messages. I'm willing to stalkshame syndrome: like an eagle FU-CAAWWWKhorps: e didnt equal "g" in-time please restart {{jama; exception}}Khorps: uh oh!Khorps: looks like the program couldnt load the input in-timeKhorps: please contact the author for helpshame syndrome: I'm trying to learn codingshame syndrome: butshame syndrome: I'm retardedKhorps: at wwe.johncena.com/halp_u_haxxor Khorps: so am i | 2015-12-14 20:31:02 |
| Khorps | Khorps: he hated Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus GermanicusKhorps: I remember in his days he would spit at the statues and art of himKhorps: but secretlyshame syndrome: HHKhorps: he was jealousKhorps: because he failed cooking schoolshame syndrome: he told me I'm the worst person he's ever metKhorps: thats not trueshame syndrome: he went into far detail about how he hates meKhorps: hes trying to hide his jealousy for Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus GermanicusKhorps: maker or world's greatest pizzashame syndrome: thanks, chocolate man :))Khorps: npKhorps: always enjoy supporting Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus GermanicusKhorps: and jim un jongKhorps: or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ his name wasKhorps: a glorious leaderKhorps: he really is a true godshame syndrome: he's a kommieKhorps: shut upKhorps: hes amazingshame syndrome: shut inKhorps: maker of the universeKhorps: shut down | 2015-12-14 20:30:44 |
| Khorps | Khorps: so do nazisKhorps: and jewsKhorps: therefore jews are nazisKhorps: and you're a jewshame syndrome: I hate it so much I want to join HitlerKhorps: I agreeKhorps: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was still good at making pizza thoshame syndrome: I'm not a Jew >:(shame syndrome: better dead than redKhorps: 9/11 was a part-time job done by john cenaKhorps: 7/11 was an inside job done by jewsKhorps: i wish Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was still aliveKhorps: did I mention he made good pizza?Khorps: its trueshame syndrome: many people know Shallex is a ♥♥♥. You figured outKhorps: I'v known ever since I added himKhorps: you seeKhorps: im a gay reardKhorps: just like uKhorps: and meKhorps: andKhorps: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicusshame syndrome: Shallex loves gays and smells his own fartsKhorps: i agree | 2015-12-14 20:30:28 |
| Khorps | shame syndrome: have you noticed?shame syndrome: that...shame syndrome: Shallex hates me very muchshame syndrome: have you noticed?Khorps: yesKhorps: shallex is a ♥♥♥Khorps: iv told u alredyshame syndrome: out of all people in history. Who do you think was right? Shallex is a LibtardKhorps: I think Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus GermanicusKhorps: he certainly made good pizzaKhorps: ill miss himKhorps: a good man he wasshame syndrome: I hate Communism | 2015-12-14 20:30:24 |
| Sir Quackston III | Cory in the house is the best anime | 2015-12-14 10:36:28 |
| Woligi | I sent you a friend request.Also, I don't like that you copied my profile comment. | 2015-12-14 02:45:46 |
| Taco | (Insert Raffle Group Invite here.) | 2015-12-13 04:28:00 |
| Uncle McCorn | +REP | 2015-12-13 01:07:06 |
| skizordrone | ..._...|..____________________, ,....../ `---___________----_____|]=...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERsend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE | 2015-12-12 21:11:23 |
| butt-kisser-9000 | I SED BRUSH UR TEETH NOW U BETTER DO IT | 2015-12-12 19:46:03 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | ty ilu2 bb plz <3333 | 2015-12-12 02:33:26 |
| Khorps | i luv u, my waifu | 2015-12-12 02:32:43 |
| Khorps | What the khorps did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little khorps? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the khorps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Khorps, and I have over 300 confirmed khorps. I am trained in khorps khorpsfare and I’m the top khorps in the entire khorps. You are nothing to me but just another khorps. I will wipe you the khorps out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this khorps, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ khorps. Yo | 2015-12-12 02:32:28 |
| Khorps | i cri evitiem | 2015-12-12 02:32:24 |
| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | What the khorps did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little khorps? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the khorps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Khorps, and I have over 300 confirmed khorps. I am trained in khorps khorpsfare and I’m the top khorps in the entire khorps. You are nothing to me but just another khorps. I will wipe you the khorps out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this khorps, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ khorps. Yo | 2015-12-12 01:16:06 |
| Alexandra | ZAP ZAP ZAP | 2015-12-11 19:23:37 |
| Ruinion | flesruoy llik | 2015-12-11 19:23:24 |
| Khorps | cool story | 2015-12-11 19:21:55 |
| Ruinion | Toggaf | 2015-12-11 18:58:35 |
| Khorps | I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-12-11 14:30:28 |
| Khorps | on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral. | 2015-12-11 14:30:22 |
| Khorps | This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking | 2015-12-11 14:30:16 |
| Khorps | attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. | 2015-12-11 14:30:08 |
| Khorps | Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up | 2015-12-11 14:29:38 |
| Alexandra | The Moroccan Hairbraider copypasta is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ original m80 | 2015-12-11 14:28:49 |
| Khorps | My looks is something that I know I am good in. I have looked at a 1,000 mirrors in every angle imagineable. I have measured my face, my nose - width ratio etc... I have studied what makes people attractive. And you, OP, are very clearly not. | 2015-12-11 14:28:01 |
| Khorps | I'm gonna be completely honest with you even though you will disagree with me but trust me it is the correct answer. I've seen you post in the religion and politics section and you are pretty religious. Your religion (Islam) took away your childhood, your social life sucks and you still have never drank or even went out, thats why. You say you dont like sluts, but sorry man all girls are sluts. Bro do your own thing, you just ruined your entire childhood for a religion and look what it has got you, nothing, you never kissed a girl and your posting all day looking ugly as ♥♥♥. You're so against everything because of your religion that it has got you nothing, except for a good made up afterlife that you seem to think so. | 2015-12-11 14:27:58 |
| Khorps | I identify as a Moroccan hairbraider. Ever since I was a boy I've dreamed of braiding hair on the street and dropping my hot business cards on disgusting natives. People say to me that being a Moroccan hairbraider is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon make my hands the best braiding hands on this Earth. From now on, I want you to call me "Keisha" and respect my right to braid anyone and braid needlessly. If you can't accept me you are a braidophobe and you need to check your hair privilege. Thank you so much for your understanding. | 2015-12-11 14:27:01 |
| Alexandra | the point of a copypastais not to paste it twice in the same location | 2015-12-11 14:26:54 |
| Khorps | Jesus christ! I just spit my protein shake all over my damn computer! I looked through your profile pictures and now I'm sitting here hard as a rock, milk all over the place, and sweating like Amy Winehouse in a liquor store. I don't know what to deal with first! You've put me in quite the predicament, I hope you'rehappy. | 2015-12-11 14:26:27 |
| Khorps | ok | 2015-12-11 14:26:04 |
| Alexandra | can you copyall of my copypastaslike normal people don't do that | 2015-12-11 14:25:49 |
| Khorps | ay yo girl i gots a ford explorer for youits not really a 1997 its a 1985and its not really a ford explorer its a ford bronco but its like the same thinghere are the specs:-217,292 miles-transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but rest dont-V6 engine was replaced, gas mileage is pretty good - i got about 12 mpg highway the other day but that was with premium-power windows but you have to turn a crank-tape player - def leppard tape jammed and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans!-it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident-frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems-back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been treated with windex-rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap-you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system.im asking for $7,500 | 2015-12-11 14:24:47 |
| Khorps | Khorps: kekkek is now Away.Khorps: ur dankKhorps: butchu not reptilianKhorps: u think u rKhorps: but deep downKhorps: u r my waifuKhorps: and i luv uKhorps: thnx bby | 2015-12-11 14:23:29 |
| Alexandra | ay yo girl i gots a ford explorer for youits not really a 1997 its a 1985and its not really a ford explorer its a ford bronco but its like the same thinghere are the specs:-217,292 miles-transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but rest dont-V6 engine was replaced, gas mileage is pretty good - i got about 12 mpg highway the other day but that was with premium-power windows but you have to turn a crank-tape player - def leppard tape jammed and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans!-it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident-frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems-back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been treated with windex-rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap-you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system.im asking for $7,500 | 2015-12-11 10:50:09 |
| halal bacon | Khorps How Dare you say to the reptilians. "Reptilian are not mlg or dank they think they are but they not. i will prepare spam" We've been waiting for your attack ever since you said that. | 2015-12-11 10:49:03 |
| Alexandra | fam | 2015-12-09 15:09:56 |
| Jet | same tbh fam | 2015-12-09 14:40:28 |
| Khorps | ur a ♥♥♥ | 2015-12-09 14:39:03 |
| Jet | I dont even get you anymore. | 2015-12-09 14:36:51 |
| Khorps | @jet, thats not dank, u have random variables in place of numbers | 2015-12-09 14:21:41 |
| Alexandra | >tf2 copypastas | 2015-12-09 13:11:07 |
| Jet | Dude, you haven't seen the worst of me: http://pastebin.com/p03KG18N | 2015-12-09 12:56:33 |
| Khorps | You never paid any attention to me. HE gave me everything I wanted and actually loved me back. You on the other hand just plain abandoned me like a rotten bag of trash when I needed you the most. He's everything you will never be.What we had in the past is over. Get lost, for I am finally happy to move on without you. | 2015-12-08 21:49:47 |
| Khorps | I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat? Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces. | 2015-12-08 16:45:42 |
| Alexandra | I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse? That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat? Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces. | 2015-12-08 16:43:39 |
| Khorps | Had to send an email to Indiehstlbwapxrtgyala.com yesterday. They flagged my purchase a couple weeks back, then took my money and never sent anything!They gave me the games after I asked. | 2015-12-08 16:41:24 |
| Khorps | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 2015-12-07 17:03:24 |
| Sir Quackston III | My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedofile but how would she know she's only 13 | 2015-12-07 15:17:38 |
| Khorps | The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 ♥♥♥♥♥ at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little vixen has downed, Y is the amount of ♥♥♥♥♥ at the party in integers, and n is the "ass factor".Say for example that there are 25 ♥♥♥♥♥, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us25+7*2= 39In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other ♥♥♥♥ that night with a 95% statistical probablility. | 2015-12-07 14:57:45 |
| Alexandra | The question is not "Are sloots gon' sloot". Rather, it's "How much are sloots gon' sloot". To establish this, we need to introduce a new value, ¿ <- Which is the greek letter for "Sloot". This will come in handy when asking questions such as "Is my gf gonna suck 15 ♥♥♥♥♥ at the Halloween party tonight?". To answer this, all you need to do is find ¿ in the equation ¿= X+Y*n, where X is the number of jaeger shots your little vixen has downed, Y is the amount of ♥♥♥♥♥ at the party in integers, and n is the "ass factor".Say for example that there are 25 ♥♥♥♥♥, your gf has had 7 jaeger shots, and there are 2 Jamals walkin' around. This gives us25+7*2= 39In any case where ¿>10, your gf is going to suck at least 1 other ♥♥♥♥ that night with a 95% statistical probablility. | 2015-12-07 14:52:24 |
| Khorps | Reminds me of this classmate I had in 8th grade. He had a little brother whom he'd taught the word "Hitler". The kid was like three years old, could barely speak, but was hopping around our 8th grade classroom shouting "Hitler! Hitler! Hitler". Most of the guys in the class were laughing their asses off. The girls were angry at the guy told him he was an ass for doing it.It was hilarious. | 2015-12-07 14:48:28 |
| Drakonas | You have been visited by the Meep of Moops. Good luck is sure to come. Or getting gang-banged in a alleyway. I forget which. | 2015-12-06 18:26:34 |
| Alexandra | lol jk Add me | 2015-12-04 20:26:02 |
| Sir Quackston III | Who the ♥♥♥♥ drinks a protein shake? I drink milk straight out from the cows ass! | 2015-12-03 11:03:14 |
| Alexandra | Jesus christ! I just spit my protein shake all over my damn computer! I looked through your profile pictures and now I'm sitting here hard as a rock, milk all over the place, and sweating like Amy Winehouse in a liquor store. I don't know what to deal with first! You've put me in quite the predicament, I hope you'rehappy. | 2015-12-03 10:50:09 |
| Khorps | You may call me bitter all you want like the tumblr SJW that you are but I am simply MGTOW and have already purged any remaining carnality for women long ago. You seem to be under the impression that every single heterosexual man that sees you is quite fond of you. You are misled. You also seem to be under the impression that men fit under a level of hierarchy based on our appearances. Again, you are mistaken. When you cry for help I will not save you. MGTOW -- We are the true alphas.This is merely a warning. Your Chads will die off. It has happened to the neanderthals in paleolithic times and it will happen again in the current era. And on that day you will know that I am superior. Just remember this the next time you feel entitled to compare men on the basis of their appearance, height, or clothing. | 2015-12-03 10:16:03 |
| Khorps | While you may "brag" about your ooga booga 6'4" Chad, I have bested him in every way that matters. And the only thing that will matter is one's ability to adapt and survive, which neither you nor your tall Chads acquire. For you see, taller people need much more nutrients and protein to fully function and unfortunately for them, food will be way too scarce and they will die off. The human body was simply never meant to exceed past 5'11" unless it be met with numerous degenerative conditions relating to joints and bone structure. In fact Scandinavia has the highest rate of hip fractures worldwide. | 2015-12-03 10:15:50 |
| Khorps | "Dear" femanons. This is a warning to you all. The great financial collapse is looming near. The order of society will break down and the ensuing mass hysteria will leave you dismayed at all the stupid choices you've made in your sad lives.I am a 5'8" STEM-educated man who speaks 3 different languages with natural talent in artforms such as sketching/painting and playing the piano. I have a red belt in taekwon-do and have taken the time to prepare myself mentally, physically and even spiritually for the impending apocalypse. | 2015-12-03 10:15:36 |
| Khorps | 1000th comment is "you wanna ♥♥♥♥♥ fite dicksandwich"10/10 | 2015-12-02 21:07:19 |
| Alexandra | guis someone took it seriously call the maymay police | 2015-12-02 18:30:22 |
| Alexandra | Please | 2015-12-02 17:37:34 |
| Sir Quackston III | you wanna ♥♥♥♥♥ fite dicksandwich | 2015-12-02 16:42:03 |
| Roovyan | what did you just call me you assdick | 2015-12-01 18:21:10 |
| Jay Keyboard | ur face | 2015-12-01 16:56:14 |
| Alexandra | *bass | 2015-12-01 16:01:37 |
| Sombrero Raiden | STOP IT OR I WILL LAUNCH A BASE CANNON AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 2015-12-01 16:01:24 |
| Alexandra | nice meme group, buddy | 2015-12-01 16:01:23 |
| Khorps | no m89, ur a stoopid brony feg | 2015-12-01 16:00:47 |
| Sombrero Raiden | dude! stop spamming group requestS! | 2015-12-01 16:00:22 |
| Roovyan | this comment section is cancer | 2015-12-01 00:02:03 |
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| If e+π/e - π√2 then 2e K+1 = ? | 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and all through Khorps's page, there sad a young lad, who looked like Mr.Bean. The mean comments commented, with some extreamly racist comments, all while Khorps played his Team Fortress. Khorps stared at the screen, with a look of mass confusion, all while he talked about, his experince with prostitution. Khorps wore a nice tie, looking like he may be a surgeon, but nobody seemed to realise, he was actually a virgin. Some may say that Khorps is a comedy genius, but I can guarantee you that Khorps sucks penis. Khorps always acts like he gets all the women, but since their under 14, he his certain to go to prison. Although I am very sorry, to expose you. But I have to say, your nose looks like a jew. Merry Christmas you beautiful troll | 2015-11-30 19:00:46 |
| Alexandra | What a troll | 2015-11-30 16:31:02 |
| plmoknijbuh | What a troll | 2015-11-30 16:29:25 |
| Sir Quackston III | I need a small loan of a million dollars to build a wall to keep the khorpicans out | 2015-11-30 15:46:25 |
| Alexandra | I identify as a Moroccan hairbraider. Ever since I was a boy I've dreamed of braiding hair on the street and dropping my hot business cards on disgusting natives. People say to me that being a Moroccan hairbraider is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon make my hands the best braiding hands on this Earth. From now on, I want you to call me "Keisha" and respect my right to braid anyone and braid needlessly. If you can't accept me you are a braidophobe and you need to check your hair privilege. Thank you so much for your understanding. | 2015-11-30 13:39:48 |
| Roovyan | ALOHA SNACKBAR?!?!?! | 2015-11-30 11:58:57 |
| Sir Quackston III | ALLAHU SNACKBAR!!!!! | 2015-11-30 09:34:29 |
| Khorps | ALLAHU AKBAR | 2015-11-29 04:30:53 |
| aaaa | CuTE_DoLL: hi where do u liveSuccess Stone: why do you wanna know?CuTE_DoLL: so i dont lagSuccess Stone: ohSuccess Stone: europeCuTE_DoLL: ♥♥♥♥ off syrian terroristSuccess Stone: lolΟ χρήστης CuTE_DoLL είναι τώρα Εκτός σύνδεσης.Ο χρήστης CuTE_DoLL είναι εκτός σύνδεσης και θα λάβει το μήνυμά σας όταν συνδεθεί.Success Stone: pray4isis | 2015-11-29 04:30:19 |
| Khorps | "I ♥♥♥ AND WORK VERY HARD ON THIS ALL AFLIFE LIEKFE 2 HEADCRASB INCLUODING BLACKY THE POSINON AND FASTY THE HOLY ♥♥♥♥ FASTY ONE FCUAKGUIN SCARY AS ♥♥♥♥ MOMMY SAYS IM A SPECIAL BOY VERY SPECIAL AND IM DIFFERENT FROM EVYERONE IN THE WORLD YEA AND DADDY SAYS IM SPESHIAL TOO AND MY MOTHER AND LAW EVEN THO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A MOTHER IN LAW MEANS BUT I NO SHE IS SOMEONE WHOS ♥♥♥♥♥ BUT THY YEVEN SHE THINKS IM SPECIAL SO PLS LIEK OR ILL GET FREDDY FAZBEAR TO KILL YOU ALONG WITH MY OC BURNINATOR THE WOLF HES FOXYS BROTHER AND THEYLL KILL U IV YOU DONT LIEK THIS" | 2015-11-29 04:28:41 |
| Roovyan | *fap*fap*fap*fap* notice me khorps-pie | 2015-11-28 00:54:27 |
| Sir Quackston III | I fap to this comment section every day. | 2015-11-27 16:26:15 |
| Alexandra | I'm gonna be completely honest with you even though you will disagree with me but trust me it is the correct answer. I've seen you post in the religion and politics section and you are pretty religious. Your religion (Islam) took away your childhood, your social life sucks and you still have never drank or even went out, thats why. You say you dont like sluts, but sorry man all girls are sluts. Bro do your own thing, you just ruined your entire childhood for a religion and look what it has got you, nothing, you never kissed a girl and your posting all day looking ugly as ♥♥♥. You're so against everything because of your religion that it has got you nothing, except for a good made up afterlife that you seem to think so. | 2015-11-27 16:12:21 |
| Alexandra | My looks is something that I know I am good in. I have looked at a 1,000 mirrors in every angle imagineable. I have measured my face, my nose - width ratio etc... I have studied what makes people attractive. And you, OP, are very clearly not. | 2015-11-27 16:11:05 |
| Khorps | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. | 2015-11-27 16:10:09 |
| Khorps | I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a ♥♥♥♥♥. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. | 2015-11-27 16:10:04 |
| Alexandra | I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a ♥♥♥♥♥. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. | 2015-11-27 16:09:22 |
| Khorps | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. | 2015-11-27 16:09:17 |
| Khorps | alex, r u getting autism | 2015-11-27 16:08:57 |
| Alexandra | Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up | 2015-11-27 16:08:56 |
| Khorps | This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking | 2015-11-27 16:08:49 |
| Alexandra | attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. | 2015-11-27 16:08:30 |
| Alexandra | This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking | 2015-11-27 16:08:22 |
| Alexandra | on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral. | 2015-11-27 16:08:06 |
| Alexandra | I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-11-27 16:07:56 |
| Khorps | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. | 2015-11-27 16:06:02 |
| Khorps | I suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis which basically means my sweat glands are like leaky faucets. I am 28 years old but I wear adult diapers (Depends?) so that the back of my pants doesn't have a streak of wetness down them. At first this was all I used them for -- to cover up the stain of my butt sweat -- but over time I learned to enjoy wearing diapers for the other benefits they confer. I can pee in public. I can be speaking to somebody and I can literally pee my pants, and nobody has to know but me. There are very few things quite as stimulating as unloading my bladder into soft cottony absorbent material and letting my penis swim around in urine for a while before everything is absorbed. Yesterday I was talking to a woman I have a crush on and I peed myself, and it was the most erotic thing that ever happened to me. I tried pooping in them once but it was a horrible mess to clean up and it smelled bad | 2015-11-27 16:05:55 |
| Alexandra | I suffer from a condition called hyperhydrosis which basically means my sweat glands are like leaky faucets. I am 28 years old but I wear adult diapers (Depends?) so that the back of my pants doesn't have a streak of wetness down them. At first this was all I used them for -- to cover up the stain of my butt sweat -- but over time I learned to enjoy wearing diapers for the other benefits they confer. I can pee in public. I can be speaking to somebody and I can literally pee my pants, and nobody has to know but me. There are very few things quite as stimulating as unloading my bladder into soft cottony absorbent material and letting my penis swim around in urine for a while before everything is absorbed. Yesterday I was talking to a woman I have a crush on and I peed myself, and it was the most erotic thing that ever happened to me. I tried pooping in them once but it was a horrible mess to clean up and it smelled bad | 2015-11-27 16:04:41 |
| Khorps | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. | 2015-11-27 16:03:58 |
| Khorps | I have read over this entire thread the past few days and there are some truly inspirational stories here. I have been trying to lose weight off and on for the past couple years but I have really shifted it in to high gear since my wife gave me an ultimatum. At the end of the day, I am tired of people telling me that I have gained weight and I'm tired of not being able to fit my old clothes. I hope this doesn't sound weird but one of the reasons why I want to lose weight is so I can start back getting bjs. My wife used to do it all the time but she stopped last year and now says it is gross. I'm hoping that fact that I drop this fat will indeed bring her to her knees or if push comes to shove, I can always get another woman to find me attractive and do it. I know this may sound kind of shallow but it's the way I feel and I'm sure other guys may be going through the same thing even though they may not admit it. | 2015-11-27 16:03:51 |
| Alexandra | Would tattoo a swastika on my forehead and run for office in Israel just to wipe my nosewith the toilet paper she used to wipe her father's ass | 2015-11-27 16:03:12 |
| Alexandra | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. | 2015-11-27 16:01:51 |
| Alexandra | I have read over this entire thread the past few days and there are some truly inspirational stories here. I have been trying to lose weight off and on for the past couple years but I have really shifted it in to high gear since my wife gave me an ultimatum. At the end of the day, I am tired of people telling me that I have gained weight and I'm tired of not being able to fit my old clothes. I hope this doesn't sound weird but one of the reasons why I want to lose weight is so I can start back getting bjs. My wife used to do it all the time but she stopped last year and now says it is gross. I'm hoping that fact that I drop this fat will indeed bring her to her knees or if push comes to shove, I can always get another woman to find me attractive and do it. I know this may sound kind of shallow but it's the way I feel and I'm sure other guys may be going through the same thing even though they may not admit it. | 2015-11-27 15:58:36 |
| Khorps | Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a forum, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some mods and neg my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: One, don't do that. And two, you dropped $150 on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ Cell Tech which you could have got for $10.50 in generic brand creatine. | 2015-11-27 15:58:09 |
| Alexandra | Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a forum, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some mods and neg my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: One, don't do that. And two, you dropped $150 on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ Cell Tech which you could have got for $10.50 in generic brand creatine. | 2015-11-27 15:57:12 |
| Khorps | did someone just decide to raid my profile or something | 2015-11-27 15:27:11 |
| Alexandra | ♥♥♥♥ you too | 2015-11-27 15:26:22 |
| Khorps | person above u is dank | 2015-11-27 15:17:11 |
| Alexandra | Person below me is a ♥♥♥ | 2015-11-27 15:16:46 |
| Alexandra | Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too. | 2015-11-27 15:08:32 |
| reale | Spongebawb iz gud anime mon | 2015-11-26 19:46:35 |
| Sir Quackston III | "2. You must not spam me." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVcXphOVZo | 2015-11-25 09:40:35 |
| wafflexd123 | 2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me.2. You must not spam me. | 2015-11-25 02:30:40 |
| Khorps | You see, the moon gives off a radiation called "bilininated moneko". This is because 79.3% of the moon is made up of a black metal called Varanium. This was a special metal which the government has been using to fight invisible monsters. The radiation given off the metal is weak, so the monsters would have to be touching the metal to be affected. Weapons not made from Varanium wont hurt the monsters. Now, the moon gives off this radiation. It does not have to be touching the monsters because the moon has such a large mass of it. The radiation weakens the monsters, which makes the government's job easier. The illuminate wants the monsters to cut down on the population because human kind has advanced too much. I want to stop the illuminate from killing off humans, so it is my sworn duty to fight them for the rest of my life! | 2015-11-24 22:16:19 |
| Khorps | Don't you know?!?!?! I was a normal 10 year old girl. I would go to school and see my friend Donovan every day. I loved learning about science and Social studies. Though I unaware, the school was owned by the illuminate, and while I was not able to interperate the hidden messages in the daily lessons, my classmates would. Every night, I would be asleep. But that wasnt the same with my classmates. They wouldnt sleep, but they would assassinate who they where told to kill. The illuminate had to take care of whoever knew of their secret operation- to blow up most of the moon. | 2015-11-24 22:16:17 |
| Khorps | no please | 2015-11-24 21:48:00 |
| Khorps | ,___,(O,o) ORLY?/)__) | 2015-11-24 21:37:08 |
| Khorps | ☻/ It made a difference. :D/▌/\ | 2015-11-24 21:36:11 |
| Khorps | (҂._.) <,︻╦╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \ \ \ ,/﹋\GET BEHIND ME I WILL KILL SOME SPAMMERS | 2015-11-24 21:35:54 |
| Khorps | >Complete shock was written all over her face. She thought I'd try and stop her.>"E-eh? You're not going to stop me?">"No, go on ahead. If you really wanted to live, you'd stop yourself.">After a while, she got off the ledge.She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes, but I told her I loved someone else. She asked me who, and I told her to read the first letter of every line. | 2015-11-24 17:43:37 |
| Khorps | >End of the school year, she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday.>I'm not good with these situations, so I couldn't say no, even though I didn't like her.>Sunday came, and we went to one of those tower car parks.>Just as we got to the top, she told me that she wanted me to be here as a witness for her suicide.>"Oh ♥♥♥♥," I thought. She was going to jump and was forcing me to watch!>Had I known that she was going to do this, I wouldn't have gone with her.>"Not watching unless you do a flip." I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid. | 2015-11-24 17:43:35 |
| Khorps | >A girl I knew in class was a total attention ♥♥♥♥♥.>Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it.>Didn't talk to her all that much, but I had a few conversations with her.>Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them. She wore t-shirts so she never hid them.>I asked her why she would hurt herself like that.>She said "No one loves me and my life is painful" etc., etc.>"No one loves you? What about your parents or your boyfriend?">Answer she gave me was something like "They actually don't love me," or some ♥♥♥♥ like that.>Made a point to not interact with her too much after that, because she's too much of an attention ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-11-24 17:43:26 |
| Khorps | Man and wife work in glorious Soviet tractor factory. One day, they get tired from building communism, so go into city to stand in bread line. They hire babysitter to watch over children for night. Babysitter left with children in proud Soviet home. Tells parents will take good care.Father get call from babysitter after a few hours. Babysitter tell father that children reading Marx like good Soviets, but room is drafty because there are no windows. Asks father if okay to move children to parents' room to read Marx. Father says okay, but babysitter have one final request. She ask if can cover up Lenin statue in room because it is frightening her. Father drop phone (should have worn gloves), then tell babysitter, "Take children and get out of house. We do not have Lenin statue!"Mother and father race home to find KGB at house. KGB arrest babysitter for finding Lenin statue frightening, then arrest parents for not having Lenin statue.Such is life in Moscow. | 2015-11-24 17:38:16 |
| Khorps | Hello,Your handyman skills are needed. I have a problem I was hoping you would be able to help me with. Last night, when I was throwing up, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and flushed it. It is a small phone, so I am pretty sure it made its way to my septic tank in the backyard. I need to get this phone back. It has an irreplaceable picture of my friend Tim hooking up with a fat chick, and I need this picture so I can taunt him with it for the rest of his life. I will hire you to sift through my septic tank to find the phone. It is a 1250 gallon septic tank, and has not been drained in a while. On the plus side, I will let you keep anything you find that is not my phone. There is probably a ton of spare change that was accidentally flushed, and maybe some other treasures.Please let me know when you can help. I am free all week. Just contact me via e-mail, because my phone obviously is in a world of ♥♥♥♥ (no pun intended)Thanks,Dan | 2015-11-24 17:36:16 |
| Khorps | sure doge | 2015-11-23 22:59:38 |
| wafflexd123 | hey wnna join my raffle group i hear u rly like them | 2015-11-23 22:33:57 |
| Khorps | lold > ur mum | 2015-11-23 20:31:17 |
| Khorps | nolold > loli > lolk♥♥♥ | 2015-11-23 20:30:18 |
| Khorps | lold | 2015-11-23 20:29:22 |
| Khorps | lolk | 2015-11-23 18:49:34 |
| Alexandra | http://alexandra.moe/webms/#trumpdance | 2015-11-23 18:47:16 |
| Khorps | 1 Hitler is the measurement of human deaths attributed to Adolf Hitler. This value is 6^106 human deaths.Using standard SI prefixes, it can be said that one of the most prolific serial killers, Harold Shipman'sshenanigans can be expressed as 36 microhitlers.The EPA measured the value of a single human life at $6.9 million dollars, or, 6.9 megadollars.Using SI units, we can accurately say that 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars, or -4.1 terradollars.When you bank charges you a $35 fee, you can say, "You are screwing me over by 85 picohitlers," and ask, "Do you have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter?"When the US Stock Market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in a single day in 2008 due to Congress failing to pass a stimulus bill, such a thing could be measured as 29 millihitlers.Joseph Stalin can account for approximately 5 hitlers, the only person in recent times objectively worse than Hitler. | 2015-11-23 18:44:07 |
| Topdoge | 1 Hitler is the measurement of human deaths attributed to Adolf Hitler. This value is 6^106 human deaths.Using standard SI prefixes, it can be said that one of the most prolific serial killers, Harold Shipman'sshenanigans can be expressed as 36 microhitlers.The EPA measured the value of a single human life at $6.9 million dollars, or, 6.9 megadollars.Using SI units, we can accurately say that 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars, or -4.1 terradollars.When you bank charges you a $35 fee, you can say, "You are screwing me over by 85 picohitlers," and ask, "Do you have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter?"When the US Stock Market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in a single day in 2008 due to Congress failing to pass a stimulus bill, such a thing could be measured as 29 millihitlers.Joseph Stalin can account for approximately 5 hitlers, the only person in recent times objectively worse than Hitler. | 2015-11-23 18:29:43 |
| Khorps | I know that this message will look unbelievable to you, but it is true and reality. I want to transfer the sum of: ￡15,000,000 to you. My name is Hope Harmony, I am a British business woman specialized in mining of raw Gold in Africa; but now I am critically sick with cancer which has damaged almost all the cells in my body system and I will soon die according to my doctors. My husband died in an accident with our daughter few years ago leaving me with our only son he is my most concern now as he is still a child and does not know anything about live and has nobody to take care of him after I am dead; because I and my late husband does not have any relatives, we both grew up in the orphanage home and got married under orphanage as orphans. Please, i am begging you to sincerely accept my proposal; let me instruct my bank to wire transfer my fund to your account in your country immediately, then you take my son to your home and raise him as your own son. | 2015-11-23 17:30:27 |
| Alexandra | K ILL JEST ER | 2015-11-23 17:28:53 |
| Sir Quackston III | HEIL HYDRA | 2015-11-23 15:45:25 |
| Khorps | ALLAHU AKBAR | 2015-11-23 14:56:47 |
| Khorps | ALLAHU AKBAR | 2015-11-23 14:55:35 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-11-23 14:54:21 |
| Sir Quackston III | I know that this message will look unbelievable to you, but it is true and reality. I want to transfer the sum of: ￡15,000,000 to you. My name is Hope Harmony, I am a British business woman specialized in mining of raw Gold in Africa; but now I am critically sick with cancer which has damaged almost all the cells in my body system and I will soon die according to my doctors. My husband died in an accident with our daughter few years ago leaving me with our only son he is my most concern now as he is still a child and does not know anything about live and has nobody to take care of him after I am dead; because I and my late husband does not have any relatives, we both grew up in the orphanage home and got married under orphanage as orphans. Please, i am begging you to sincerely accept my proposal; let me instruct my bank to wire transfer my fund to your account in your country immediately, then you take my son to your home and raise him as your own son. | 2015-11-22 15:28:05 |
| Sir Quackston III | I know that this message will look unbelievable to you, but it is true and reality. I want to transfer the sum of: ￡15,000,000 to you. My name is Hope Harmony, I am a British business woman specialized in mining of raw Gold in Africa; but now I am critically sick with cancer which has damaged almost all the cells in my body system and I will soon die according to my doctors. My husband died in an accident with our daughter few years ago leaving me with our only son he is my most concern now as he is still a child and does not know anything about live and has nobody to take care of him after I am dead; because I and my late husband does not have any relatives, we both grew up in the orphanage home and got married under orphanage as orphans. Please, i am begging you to sincerely accept my proposal; let me instruct my bank to wire transfer my fund to your account in your country immediately, then you take my son to your home and raise him as your own son. | 2015-11-22 15:27:39 |
| Liquid Epstein | I know that this message will look unbelievable to you, but it is true and reality. I want to transfer the sum of: ￡15,000,000 to you. My name is Hope Harmony, I am a British business woman specialized in mining of raw Gold in Africa; but now I am critically sick with cancer which has damaged almost all the cells in my body system and I will soon die according to my doctors. My husband died in an accident with our daughter few years ago leaving me with our only son he is my most concern now as he is still a child and does not know anything about live and has nobody to take care of him after I am dead; because I and my late husband does not have any relatives, we both grew up in the orphanage home and got married under orphanage as orphans. Please, i am begging you to sincerely accept my proposal; let me instruct my bank to wire transfer my fund to your account in your country immediately, then you take my son to your home and raise him as your own son. | 2015-11-22 15:11:58 |
| Alexandra | I know that this message will look unbelievable to you, but it is true and reality. I want to transfer the sum of: ￡15,000,000 to you. My name is Hope Harmony, I am a British business woman specialized in mining of raw Gold in Africa; but now I am critically sick with cancer which has damaged almost all the cells in my body system and I will soon die according to my doctors. My husband died in an accident with our daughter few years ago leaving me with our only son he is my most concern now as he is still a child and does not know anything about live and has nobody to take care of him after I am dead; because I and my late husband does not have any relatives, we both grew up in the orphanage home and got married under orphanage as orphans. Please, i am begging you to sincerely accept my proposal; let me instruct my bank to wire transfer my fund to your account in your country immediately, then you take my son to your home and raise him as your own son. | 2015-11-22 15:06:15 |
| Khorps | I know that this message will look unbelievable to you, but it is true and reality. I want to transfer the sum of: ￡15,000,000 to you. My name is Hope Harmony, I am a British business woman specialized in mining of raw Gold in Africa; but now I am critically sick with cancer which has damaged almost all the cells in my body system and I will soon die according to my doctors. My husband died in an accident with our daughter few years ago leaving me with our only son he is my most concern now as he is still a child and does not know anything about live and has nobody to take care of him after I am dead; because I and my late husband does not have any relatives, we both grew up in the orphanage home and got married under orphanage as orphans. Please, i am begging you to sincerely accept my proposal; let me instruct my bank to wire transfer my fund to your account in your country immediately, then you take my son to your home and raise him as your own son. | 2015-11-22 15:02:20 |
| Alexandra | I know that this message will look unbelievable to you, but it is true and reality. I want to transfer the sum of: ￡15,000,000 to you. My name is Hope Harmony, I am a British business woman specialized in mining of raw Gold in Africa; but now I am critically sick with cancer which has damaged almost all the cells in my body system and I will soon die according to my doctors. My husband died in an accident with our daughter few years ago leaving me with our only son he is my most concern now as he is still a child and does not know anything about live and has nobody to take care of him after I am dead; because I and my late husband does not have any relatives, we both grew up in the orphanage home and got married under orphanage as orphans. Please, i am begging you to sincerely accept my proposal; let me instruct my bank to wire transfer my fund to your account in your country immediately, then you take my son to your home and raise him as your own son. | 2015-11-22 14:21:06 |
| Liquid Epstein | I may be poor and have literally no CS:GO skins, but atleast I have this cool emoticon. | 2015-11-22 08:21:20 |
| Sir Quackston III | Reasons on why you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: 1. You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-11-21 01:59:11 |
| Trinitrotoluene | Hey, I cannot seem to send a message to you? Could you try sending one to me? | 2015-11-20 20:19:31 |
| Khorps | http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NukeParisNow | 2015-11-20 14:25:30 |
| Khorps | You guys are all racist, heartless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you need to all get a life and stop helping terrorists, as a precautionary measure I have traced each and every member of this groups IP and publicised it in multiple subreddits and forums. Hope you enjoy your miserable life supporting heartless killers who kill innocent people for no reason. | 2015-11-20 14:25:15 |
| Khorps | You guys are all racist, heartless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you need to all get a life and stop helping terrorists, as a precautionary measure I have traced each and every member of this groups IP and publicised it in multiple subreddits and forums. Hope you enjoy your miserable life supporting heartless killers who kill innocent people for no reason. | 2015-11-20 14:23:11 |
| Khorps | omg stfu noob | 2015-11-20 14:22:34 |
| aaaa | he is offline ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-11-20 11:02:36 |
| Venka | _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___TRUMP|___|___|___|___|___|__TRUMP_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_TRUMP__|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__you have been visit by the great wall of trumppost to 5 profil to make america great again | 2015-11-17 19:28:26 |
| Khorps | _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___TRUMP|___|___|___|___|___|__TRUMP_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_TRUMP__|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__you have been visit by the great wall of trumppost to 5 profil to make america great again | 2015-11-17 00:54:59 |
| Khorps | yes, i am autistic, r u jelly | 2015-11-16 17:18:11 |
| Khorps | Khorps: upgrade sapper (REMP)Don't upgrade Sapper (WEMP): lolDon't upgrade Sapper (WEMP): *Upgrade uber rate (REMP)Khorps: lolyus | 2015-11-14 17:37:59 |
| Columbo | i cant talk to you till jan 1st 2018. | 2015-11-14 02:15:59 |
| aaaa | no the black one screams ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-11-14 00:04:59 |
| aaaa | what is the diffrence beetween a dinamite and a black dinamite? | 2015-11-14 00:03:57 |
| aaaa | fist me chronos | 2015-11-14 00:02:17 |
| ChronOS | Haha, nice try, | 2015-11-13 23:47:35 |
| Khorps | chronos, stahp being a furfeg, or this legit jihad will spam u 4 gud | 2015-11-13 23:47:26 |
| ChronOS | I'm not even gonna bother, what do you think you achieve by doing this? Good job, and you his friend, nice sucking up to him, it's really hilarious. | 2015-11-13 23:47:15 |
| ChronOS | I love how your profile says "do not spam me", the irony. | 2015-11-13 23:46:00 |
| ChronOS | Do you think you look cool? | 2015-11-13 23:45:35 |
| ChronOS | Like seriously right now, what ACTUALLY goes through your mind when you do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like this??? | 2015-11-13 23:45:28 |
| Khorps | k, ur a ♥♥♥♥♥ for lbocking me, I ddin't even get to the good groups yet | 2015-11-13 23:44:34 |
| ChronOS | wow, you guys are honestly dumbasses, i legitemately hope u die, u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ur some rich 12 year olds who think everything is a joke. | 2015-11-13 23:43:56 |
| Khorps | he better prepare for spam ;) | 2015-11-13 23:41:23 |
| Khorps | you really think I like what happened to Paris? that group is sarcastic, the guy who invited me to it pretends to be a terrorists which is also sarcasm and I really shouldn't have edited that insult towards you out of my post on the forums considering how stupid you are now | 2015-11-13 23:38:54 |
| ChronOS | Also is a ♥♥♥♥ in forums, avoid this guy. | 2015-11-13 23:33:30 |
| ChronOS | -rep Thinks terrorism and what happened in Paris is funny, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. | 2015-11-13 23:32:18 |
| Alexandra | KILL JESTER | 2015-11-13 21:46:09 |
| Khorps | thefuc is jester | 2015-11-13 21:45:56 |
| Alexandra | KILL JESTER | 2015-11-13 21:45:29 |
| Khorps | im srry 4 psoting chatlogz, pls 4give me, i dun wanna b bombed | 2015-11-13 21:26:20 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥ bro | 2015-11-13 21:26:01 |
| Khorps | i didnt get bombed tho | 2015-11-13 21:24:36 |
| Khorps | but i ddint report anything | 2015-11-13 21:18:26 |
| Khorps | I made an original meme :D | 2015-11-12 19:23:47 |
| Khorps | alpha 1 | 2015-11-12 19:21:02 |
| Khorps | nope.avi | 2015-11-12 19:19:30 |
| Khorps | o ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ell | 2015-11-12 19:15:04 |
| Silvi | _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___TRUMP|___|___|___|___|___|__TRUMP_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_TRUMP__|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__you have been visit by the great wall of trumppost to 5 profil to make america great again | 2015-11-12 19:01:31 |
| Khorps | _|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___TRUMP|___|___|___|___|___|__TRUMP_|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|_TRUMP__|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|___|__you have been visit by the great wall of trumppost to 5 profil to make america great again | 2015-11-12 18:25:00 |
| Khorps | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY | 2015-11-11 15:17:06 |
| aaaa | Give me mod | 2015-11-11 14:32:48 |
| Jay Keyboard | do u want to bild a snooman | 2015-11-11 13:00:42 |
| Khorps | BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLALHLHALHLALHLAHLAHLLHLHLLHALHLLHLAHLHALBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAKhorps: YOUR DAILY DOSAGE OF SPAMKhorps: NO PROBLEMShallex: ♥♥♥♥ youKhorps: lolkKhorps: ur still my bbyShallex: NoKhorps: yesKhorps: i wuv uShallex: Shouldn't you be on 4chanKhorps: yeKhorps: butKhorps: they spam 2 muchShallex: Perhaps try Reddit, then?Khorps: noKhorps: reddit iz last standKhorps: againzt steam forum moderatorsShallex: Mm, don't cut yourselfKhorps: kkKhorps: luv u bby | 2015-11-11 01:48:08 |
| Khorps | srry, just archiving chat logs | 2015-11-11 01:47:38 |
| Khorps | Khorps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-UF1hqCTqo Khorps: here you can observe the rare creature known as a "Phil" Khorps: also known as the "DSP" Khorps: or Dumbest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Phil Khorps: would you like a har sample? theUSguy425: Yes. theUSguy425: Me love hair. Khorps: that'll be 6 bux theUSguy425: I have DogeCoin. Khorps: tooth samples are on sale, and they're much harder to get from this vicious creature, if you would like one, only 4 bux theUSguy425: No Khorps: but sir Khorps: they're 75% off theUSguy425: No Khorps: alright Khorps: how about a claw sample? Khorps: skin is on sale too, 65% off, it's currently 10 bux theUSguy425: is it foreskin? Khorps: its his entire skin theUSguy425: I'll take it to make foreskin Khorps: alright Khorps: so total will be, 16 dollars theUSguy425: Okay. Khorps: we except dogecoin theUSguy425: *hands over Weimer Marks* Khorps: thanx Khorps: have a great day sir | 2015-11-11 01:47:08 |
| Khorps | Khorps: wat [KI] Nook Sly™ᴴᴰ: In 600 Years You will be in hell wishing my dong was being cut off by how much i dont mean to you so I will be in hell also with my TF2 hours of 666 satan willl come for me with his 3 forked dong and will ♥♥♥♥ us all Khorps: ok | 2015-11-11 01:46:34 |
| Khorps | Burn Notice: i hope you die you idiot Khorps: y Burn Notice: because i hate you Khorps: cool story Burn Notice: gt3feqwjipoaj Burn Notice: apjkf Burn Notice: sjofk Burn Notice: asofk Khorps: mad cuz bad Burn Notice: a Burn Notice: "" Khorps: a quote? Khorps: asofk is a quote? Khorps: by who? Burn Notice: Albert einstein Khorps: noice | 2015-11-11 01:45:45 |
| Khorps | bill cosby the pudding nazi: put me in your profile desc as something gud Khorps: and dat bill cosby the pudding nazi: like the popsicle man Khorps: okei | 2015-11-11 01:45:32 |
| Khorps | Khorps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY Karma Miguel: wut Khorps: u haz seen the meaning of lief Karma Miguel: k then Karma Miguel: thanks for nightmares Khorps: np bro | 2015-11-11 01:45:19 |
| Sir Quackston III | anytime bro | 2015-11-10 14:24:26 |
| Khorps | thnx bro | 2015-11-10 14:23:12 |
| Alexandra | how did I not have you added yet | 2015-11-09 21:39:46 |
| lichen | o | 2015-11-08 10:57:44 |
| aaaa | purple dildo | 2015-11-08 05:39:15 |
| Big Knobi | o marioinatophat stream group 8^) | 2015-11-07 20:38:47 |
| Khorps | a weird groop about streaming and ♥♥♥♥ | 2015-11-07 20:36:27 |
| Big Knobi | WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND ME | 2015-11-07 20:36:00 |
| Khorps | idk | 2015-11-07 20:25:36 |
| Big Knobi | why the frick was i invirted to your banana group wtf | 2015-11-07 19:44:38 |
| Ugly whisky | DDDDDD: | 2015-11-07 17:48:31 |
| Khorps | no, i answer questions dailykillah just blocked me anyway cuz he doesnt need a misinformed secretary | 2015-11-07 17:41:54 |
| Ugly whisky | https://youtu.be/g87lKvxm_so | 2015-11-07 17:30:29 |
| Blank | I bet you eat food, sick ♥♥♥♥. | 2015-11-05 19:28:33 |
| Sir Quackston III | Anytime you sexy beast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 2015-11-05 19:24:21 |
| Khorps | yus | 2015-11-05 19:06:32 |
| Jay Keyboard | feeding me to burds | 2015-11-05 19:06:17 |
| Khorps | thnx bro | 2015-11-05 18:25:25 |
| Sir Quackston III | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 2015-11-05 18:25:08 |
| Lyle | You have triggered me.Prepare to be memed by the likes of which hae beer been seen before on the face of this earth. | 2015-11-04 08:39:10 |
| Lyle | I wish to give you my man seed, I would highly appreciate it if you accepted my man seed.Take it.Please.I don't want it.Just take it.kill me. | 2015-11-03 20:24:35 |
| Jay Keyboard | Alt+f4 fixes everything. | 2015-11-03 18:20:01 |
| Khorps | ok | 2015-11-03 17:47:16 |
| bob | Hey Khorps! Awesome to have you as a friend! I appreciate your offer, but no thanks, you are 6/10 at best, and because I am a lot more beautiful than you physically, I do not think there is any reason why I must undertake a 'chat' with you, as would only do so with people who are on my par genetics wise, so as to pass strong and attractive genes to my future children. Unfortunately, I'm afraid you would bring our children down 2 points, and judging by your risque DP and ability to message random sexy coaches out of the blue, you are more than likely a ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2015-11-03 17:36:14 |
| Khorps | I streamed some RE1, it was rad,And I ain't no scared of lil' count VladGet a free shotty when you play JillGrab a Grenade Launcher and chill!But my buddies watching thought the dead folkWould simply lie down and tell many jokesSo high they jumped in the air that nightBe careful of the Crimson's evil blight! | 2015-11-02 21:08:37 |
| Khorps | idk | 2015-11-02 21:01:00 |
| bob | wat u want | 2015-11-02 20:55:32 |
| clang | I am a member from the Combine Prelude workgroup. Our progress is very slow. We have 3 mappers only. Please join the group of Combine Prelude first. | 2015-11-02 04:25:30 |
| RADKILLA[420] | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Im here to smoke weed and play tf2.and im all outta tf2!.post this on the wall of a TF2 STONER❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2015-10-31 19:59:26 |
| Venka | ┻┳|┳┻| _┻┳| •.•) Daddy, Are The Reptilians Gone? HISSSSSSSS (<_<)┳┻|⊂ﾉ┻┳| HISSSSSSS (<_<)/﹋\(҂`O´) - NOT YET SON!!!! HISSSSSSSS (<_<)<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- -- -- -- --/﹋\ | 2015-10-28 16:09:23 |
| Venka | r00d | 2015-10-28 16:08:55 |
| Khorps | stfu ♥♥♥ | 2015-10-28 15:20:17 |
| Ruinion | u r breaking copyrights | 2015-10-28 15:18:04 |
| Khorps | ┻┳|┳┻| _┻┳| •.•) Daddy, Are The Reptilians Gone? HISSSSSSSS (<_<)┳┻|⊂ﾉ┻┳| HISSSSSSS (<_<)/﹋\(҂`O´) - NOT YET SON!!!! HISSSSSSSS (<_<)<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- -- -- -- --/﹋\ | 2015-10-28 14:37:27 |
| Venka | 704 :3 | 2015-10-27 16:24:04 |
| Ruinion | ghghgoutuoouyuoyuoyouyuoyobnmnbmmnmn | 2015-10-26 17:48:04 |
| Khorps | 700th comment=i am not human heueheeuheuhuheeaeeaekillmeeerereraszeraeyes | 2015-10-26 17:21:54 |
| Jay Keyboard | i am not human heueheeuheuhuheeaeeaekillmeeerereraszerae | 2015-10-26 16:36:26 |
| Ruinion | professional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-10-26 15:38:30 |
| Ruinion | dank | 2015-10-26 15:14:21 |
| Khorps | cool story bro | 2015-10-26 15:06:27 |
| Ruinion | i hav only 1 alt...2 actually.nono, threeone of those usid 2 b mi meinthis is my mein | 2015-10-26 14:27:13 |
| Khorps | thanx azor, u on another alt rite now, probs ya cuz u has liek 15 of em | 2015-10-26 14:25:45 |
| Ruinion | bad troll | 2015-10-26 13:08:43 |
| MGGAR:A I Dr. Robo Jesus P.hD | hi | 2015-10-26 02:09:47 |
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| ark | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LDptiFlnMdI | 2015-10-24 12:33:35 |
| milk | Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 2015-10-23 21:28:48 |
| Khorps | http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=540609755 FYI, I did not make the thread and I was not spamming that video, I posted it twice, there was one post in-between | 2015-10-23 21:17:28 |
| J_A_P_G | mods = fun police | 2015-10-23 21:16:43 |
| Khorps | w8, 4th ban incoming, i swear i wuz banned on one other | 2015-10-23 21:14:17 |
| Khorps | im srs, ill upload my ban | 2015-10-23 21:13:18 |
| Khorps | rip in me, incoming 5th perma ban, from killah, he does not liek banana man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY | 2015-10-23 21:11:42 |
| J_A_P_G | best forum reg everrest in pepperoni;_; | 2015-10-23 21:05:09 |
| bob | k | 2015-10-23 16:02:50 |
| Khorps | I sexually Identify as a Swastika. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being heiled by strong aryan men. People say to me that a person being a Swastika is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I'm buying a SS uniform, military boots with white strings, a Celtic Cross patch and a Swastika armband. From now on I want you guys to call me “Adolf Hitler” and respect my right to kill jews and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you can’t accept me you’re a naziphobe and need to get gassed. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2015-10-22 18:43:11 |
| Jay Keyboard | Welcum to teem fortrass too. | 2015-10-22 15:25:59 |
| ark | +rep the definition of stupid(actually knows hammer) | 2015-10-21 10:20:33 |
| KillahInstinct | Eh? http://steamcommunity.com/app/730/discussions/0/490123727976051803/#c490123727976098532 | 2015-10-21 06:39:00 |
| Mike | <3 | 2015-10-20 14:54:30 |
| Khorps | thanx | 2015-10-20 14:54:09 |
| Mike | -rep | 2015-10-20 14:51:32 |
| ppeez | +rep rly gay i like that | 2015-10-20 09:53:30 |
| C0okies | add me your awesome <3 gonna eat you for dinner | 2015-10-20 00:58:47 |
| Cdi | He took that one down. | 2015-10-19 20:02:40 |
| Dan Pack | +rep just a good guy | 2015-10-19 20:02:13 |
| TDAWGG | +rep didn't delete my mistaken -rep | 2015-10-19 20:01:21 |
| Khorps | I never delete -rep comments, I think deleting them makes me look very egocentric | 2015-10-19 20:01:05 |
| Khorps | I deleted zero comments | 2015-10-19 20:00:43 |
| Dan Pack | -rep deleting comments | 2015-10-19 19:59:55 |
| TDAWGG | +rep is funny and friendly | 2015-10-19 19:59:51 |
| Khorps | show me his other threads then | 2015-10-19 19:59:48 |
| TDAWGG | oops meant to -rep Waa Ha Hee XD | 2015-10-19 19:59:30 |
| Cdi | its not a joke if you do it several times m8. | 2015-10-19 19:59:17 |
| Khorps | huh, interesting, a scam that looks very silly is usually a joke, I can't take a joke, ill take ur word for it, thanks | 2015-10-19 19:58:40 |
| Cdi | Did you read the disc for his group "let me borrow your knife ill give it back i swear" | 2015-10-19 19:57:18 |
| Dan Pack | -rep cant take a joke, should end his life | 2015-10-19 19:57:03 |
| Jay Keyboard | Bugb8. | 2015-10-19 16:58:12 |
| Jay Keyboard | K. | 2015-10-18 08:53:14 |
| Jay Keyboard | plz tell volo to relese tem fortriss 1 | 2015-10-17 17:36:34 |
| skyking | Since you don't go outside much, I'm sure you can't relate, but I'll assume you do anyways.Have you ever met a person, just briefly, that left you with such an impression that you just wanted to talk to them again? Even if you just barely knew them, you still had some deep, deep desire to see them again? Now imagine that feeling on top of the feeling of saying goodbye to several childhood friends and a mass of family problems, and you get what I'm going through.There's your explanation, now ♥♥♥♥ off. | 2015-10-16 22:45:25 |
| ApeShine798 | hey khorps | 2015-10-16 22:22:47 |
| AverageDoof | I'm not leaving you :3 | 2015-10-15 22:24:19 |
| aaaa | Autistic meme lord | 2015-10-14 23:58:02 |
| vodkk | This person here is my weed smoking brother. | 2015-10-14 21:40:48 |
| Venka | ＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞ ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´ | 2015-10-14 07:36:49 |
| MGGAR:A I Dr. Robo Jesus P.hD | Khorps mlg mofo. Great guy | 2015-10-11 22:32:02 |
| Khorps | ＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞ ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´ | 2015-10-11 22:30:21 |
| ivory | ＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞ ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´ | 2015-10-11 22:29:55 |
| inside out burrito | you mean owls＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞ ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´ | 2015-10-11 19:58:52 |
| Khorps | no, i sed bunny | 2015-10-11 14:53:46 |
| Raijina (Voice Coms Broken) | i herd u wer talkin shet abut bunis | 2015-10-11 11:48:44 |
| ivory | 69 legs | 2015-10-10 23:53:39 |
| Khorps | no, they have 8 legs | 2015-10-10 23:53:22 |
| Jalapeñguin | Cows have 4 legs | 2015-10-10 23:51:18 |
| yeehaw | Si. ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ | 2015-10-10 13:55:40 |
| ivory | Should I spam 'till 666? | 2015-10-10 06:13:40 |
| ivory | 999 | 2015-10-10 06:13:26 |
| Khorps | nearing 666 comments | 2015-10-10 02:58:45 |
| yeehaw | Salute!ヾʕ•̀ω•́ʔゞ | 2015-10-08 23:38:39 |
| Khorps | k | 2015-10-06 15:02:05 |
| Sir Quackston III | He ate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sandwich. | 2015-10-06 14:58:31 |
| Jay Keyboard | Did you know the half life 2 cinematic mod is 17 gigs? Totally not alot of gigs to download. It's totally 1 kb. | 2015-10-05 13:18:39 |
| Khorps | danke, like my profile spam? | 2015-10-04 22:24:29 |
| mercH -| | too much nerd | 2015-10-04 22:24:10 |
| Khorps | ┳|┳┻| _┻┳| •.• ) -Daddy,are all the spammers gone?┳┻|⊂ﾉ┻┳|/﹋\(҂`_´) -NOT YET SON,THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER EVERYDAY !! AGHHH<,︻╦╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -/﹋\ | 2015-10-03 23:57:56 |
| Khorps | I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2015-10-03 23:55:13 |
| Khorps | ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . * . ☾ ° ¸. ...Way up high* ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the Universe... ° ☾ ★ ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ | 2015-10-03 23:52:03 |
| Khorps | hello and welcome to my channel im shawn the hedgehog and make sure you like all of my videos and the new ones and you must subscribe like my video say me/rainbow dash/ tails doll and spyro but im the star of the videos even im not there and tell me you want on roblox and you guys will be awesome if you do all this stuff infact i will like your videos subscribe your cannels too so i will see you next time every one have a epic day and i hope you do all of this stuff bye | 2015-10-03 20:22:08 |
| Khorps | :insurg | 2015-10-03 20:21:13 |
| Khorps | thnx bro | 2015-10-03 19:55:08 |
| Mikey | -REP bad trader | 2015-10-03 19:03:54 |
| Swagboy69 | Only if it's cristal weed | 2015-10-01 19:28:51 |
| Khorps | do u except weed? | 2015-10-01 19:25:13 |
| Swagboy69 | Billy Mays only takes cash credit or checks of dank pay on your way out | 2015-10-01 19:24:47 |
| Khorps | ill buy, ill pay in danks, 420 | 2015-10-01 19:21:06 |
| Swagboy69 | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it gets the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out | 2015-10-01 19:17:06 |
| Swagboy69 | Hi Billy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mays here with new ♥♥♥♥ off from OxiClean are u tired of ♥♥♥♥ thinking you want to talk to them use ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get them the ♥♥♥♥ offOder now for Only 19.95 | 2015-10-01 19:16:01 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-10-01 17:30:38 |
| Gilgen | you are truly my fanboy stupid canadian | 2015-09-30 10:02:33 |
| Khorps | k thnx | 2015-09-27 22:12:11 |
| I'm on the Grind69 | Even a small dose of Gaben is enough to cause intense sensations of burning in the Wallet and Steam, Gaben, and Steam sales that could last for up to two weeks.[6] In greater doses it can cause severe Gaben upset, Wallet transaction difficulties, coma of steam accoution or even geting account destoryed. Recovery from severe wallet poisoning OR Serve account hacking is possible, But only if you get a mass injection of money.or summiting of spam tickets to gaben email account but permanent inventory and steam wallet damage may have occurred. See More info to find out how to stop this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXyeXqEh2C4 | 2015-09-27 22:03:59 |
| MKULTRA Volunteer | I sexually Identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding | 2015-09-26 20:23:14 |
| Khorps | I am, But since FCU got taken down I don't want to have anything to do with FCU. | 2015-09-26 20:09:48 |
| Ruinion | y are you not a member of le regs m8? | 2015-09-26 19:54:00 |
| Swagboy69 | You think I'M A ♥♥♥?! For watching anime? HA What a joke let me tell you a story so you can further grasp just who it is you're talking to when it comes to earning the right to call someone a ♥♥♥. Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥. So next time you decide to try to berate me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥ for watching anime just remember I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥ even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥ | 2015-09-26 15:39:22 |
| aaaa | ty ty | 2015-09-26 02:51:25 |
| Khorps | congrats, ur 600th comment | 2015-09-26 02:50:25 |
| aaaa | This comment section make me wanna put condoms on my eyes | 2015-09-26 02:49:48 |
| ark | I'm getting the impression that the gmod discussions as a whole were made to test your mental stability. | 2015-09-25 02:23:59 |
| ark | God bless this comment section. | 2015-09-23 22:22:28 |
| Venka | r u spukd 4 lyf yet????? | 2015-09-23 13:26:51 |
| vodkk | Too many memes. Hold on im searching for an ultra rare pepe to post (pls dont steal) | 2015-09-23 13:03:00 |
| Khorps | 2spooky4me | 2015-09-22 22:03:10 |
| Khorps | np | 2015-09-22 21:56:54 |
| Alexandra | hey can you please let me confuse you for rtl some morethanx | 2015-09-22 21:56:26 |
| Venka | No | 2015-09-22 15:38:14 |
| Shodan | Kekteen Kekty Kekt | 2015-09-22 14:42:54 |
| Venka | Kekting comment sections since 20kekteen | 2015-09-22 12:06:25 |
| Venka | Much kekt | 2015-09-22 12:05:43 |
| Venka | Get kekt | 2015-09-22 12:05:36 |
| Venka | Kekt | 2015-09-22 12:04:32 |
| Venka | k | 2015-09-21 15:42:24 |
| Khorps | no u found sum weed | 2015-09-21 14:36:30 |
| Venka | I found ET | 2015-09-21 13:39:05 |
| Khorps | cool | 2015-09-20 20:50:41 |
| Are You Sure You Want Me To Die? | This is MINAC. PLease accept. | 2015-09-19 19:52:19 |
| Khorps | v lol | 2015-09-19 19:36:35 |
| skyking | i can think of many things i would like to pull out of khorps's assn a couple things i mightve put in | 2015-09-19 19:35:58 |
| dis side | 'because we're both gay' is not a good excuse for adding someone. you probably just pulled that out of your ass. | 2015-09-19 14:39:04 |
| Khorps | You asked why I added you... | 2015-09-19 14:36:29 |
| dis side | wasting people's time is extremely annoying. | 2015-09-19 14:35:49 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥, how am i annoying | 2015-09-19 14:34:13 |
| dis side | i hope you realize how annoying you are btw. | 2015-09-19 14:33:52 |
| aaaa | mlg , mlg everywhere | 2015-09-19 08:06:37 |
| Milansta | Please accept me,i got some questions about the cfg.Thank you., | 2015-09-19 06:14:32 |
| Khorps | yus | 2015-09-17 00:36:27 |
| yeehaw | im full of austismsesmeasmdhejbaf... You could say it infected my KHORPS heuehuehehuehuehuehhhehehehehehehue | 2015-09-17 00:36:13 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-09-17 00:35:23 |
| yeehaw | i luv how corpse copi paset me it maeks me feel retraded | 2015-09-17 00:32:59 |
| Khorps | no | 2015-09-16 23:23:40 |
| halal bacon | Stop INVITING ME TO groups :D | 2015-09-16 23:19:31 |
| Jay Keyboard | God help this comment section. | 2015-09-16 13:56:59 |
| ark | Hey look buddy, I'm a commenter. That means I post comments. Not comments like "LOL MLP SUX" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of intolerance. I post good comments.For instance, how am I going to get what I say on the top, being seen by everybody? The answer...Use a comment.And if that don't work? Use more comment.Like this, 470 character little comment designed by me... Written by me... And your best hope, not responding to you. | 2015-09-16 10:54:00 |
| CATSMOKER | Spam... Spam never changes.. | 2015-09-16 07:22:13 |
| Khorps | ┳|┳┻| _┻┳| •.• ) -Daddy,are all the spammers gone?┳┻|⊂ﾉ┻┳|/﹋\(҂`_´) -NOT YET SON,THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER EVERYDAY !! AGHHH<,︻╦╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -/﹋\ | 2015-09-16 01:31:56 |
| juan.gonzales.2004 | RIP KhorpsYou were a true american here. | 2015-09-14 15:41:21 |
| ark | fgt_spam reporting for duty. | 2015-09-11 08:12:48 |
| CATSMOKER | Kay. | 2015-09-11 00:01:22 |
| Khorps | im feargent_khorps, fgt_khorps for short | 2015-09-10 23:56:53 |
| CATSMOKER | Aye,real quick before I friend you,WHO IS DIS? | 2015-09-10 23:56:05 |
| Khorps | Khorps: d00dKhorps: get GCFScapeTeddster: wutKhorps: open tf2_misc_dir.vpkKhorps: then go into the scripts folderKhorps: from there double click on the file "extra_models.txt"Khorps: its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filled to the brim with invasion update teasersTeddster: damn sonTeddster: Were in for aliensKhorps: yeupKhorps: cant waitTeddster: yep yepTeddster: yep | 2015-09-10 21:53:34 |
| curtis | Thanks for the r8 m8 | 2015-09-10 01:51:46 |
| ivory | Can we trade at least? | 2015-09-09 00:32:20 |
| Khorps | no | 2015-09-09 00:28:47 |
| ivory | mnt dew plaz/ | 2015-09-09 00:28:33 |
| Khorps | no | 2015-09-09 00:28:09 |
| ivory | k den. give me doritos | 2015-09-09 00:27:40 |
| Khorps | NO | 2015-09-08 23:58:53 |
| ivory | Just a serious suggestion, clean the whole comment section of yours. | 2015-09-08 23:48:33 |
| ivory | oh wait its wrogn profile soz bae | 2015-09-08 23:47:10 |
| ivory | -rep Making idiotic messages at other's profiles. I had to delete like 4 pages.+rep because he makes the best guides ever. | 2015-09-08 23:46:47 |
| Khorps | naw, i think ur a kid | 2015-09-08 21:39:55 |
| AwfulRanger | i'm your dad's friend | 2015-09-08 21:39:01 |
| Khorps | ikr, like ur shallex's friend so i think ur a troll | 2015-09-08 21:32:45 |
| AwfulRanger | you're bad at lua | 2015-09-08 21:06:10 |
| Khorps | -rep, -reps for -repping is own profile | 2015-09-08 18:37:23 |
| Khorps | -rep ur mum | 2015-09-08 18:35:40 |
| ivory | i still cri | 2015-09-07 23:59:05 |
| Khorps | im old, i dont care if i feed trolls, i just post | 2015-09-07 20:21:53 |
| Khorps | no | 2015-09-07 20:21:17 |
| Alexandra | if you stop poking him he might go away | 2015-09-07 20:20:08 |
| ivory | Who the hell are you and you commented at my profile the same thing DrHound said? i cri | 2015-09-07 10:10:14 |
| Khorps | Khorps: ayyEllark: yyaKhorps: oamlEllark: le meowKhorps: mah mayoKhorps: da aliens took itEllark: CRAWLING IN MYEllark: CRAWLKhorps: watKhorps: will u halp me remov kebabEllark: maybeKhorps: i sent a cat with 50 bucks 2 go kill all the black kebabsKhorps: e never came bakEllark: o ♥♥♥Ellark: http://cachemonet.com/ Ellark: cacheEllark: monetKhorps: 2spooky4meKhorps: OMGKhorps: IT INSTALLED A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTERKhorps: IT SAYS BOB.EXEKhorps: AND IT BROKE MY CAPSLOCK KEY | 2015-09-06 15:40:09 |
| Khorps | yes | 2015-09-05 23:53:45 |
| Topdoge | i am keba remover what will you need today? | 2015-09-05 22:00:56 |
| Khorps | cool, thnx, bro | 2015-09-05 21:09:35 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | ur mum's mum's mum's mum, dumbass | 2015-09-05 21:09:14 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | kid thinks he's still cool. listen 2 his comment sectionf*** this little kid | 2015-09-05 21:08:54 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | ur mum's mum. | 2015-09-04 17:26:53 |
| Khorps | ur mum | 2015-09-04 17:26:35 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps you wanna join the PEN15 club? | 2015-09-04 17:26:18 |
| Khorps | thnx | 2015-09-04 03:51:41 |
| Ayce ------ Ketzen.com | +rep | 2015-09-04 03:50:24 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | ok sorry for all the trouble I'm surprised you made it this far talking to me | 2015-08-31 19:38:38 |
| Khorps | Yes. | 2015-08-31 19:34:43 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | ok sorry so it will work right after i run hl: source .bat it will work | 2015-08-31 19:33:07 |
| Khorps | Not sure where the few hours are coming from unless ur still downloading. | 2015-08-31 19:13:20 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | ok so I wait couple of hours before it works right? Sorry I feel like an idiot | 2015-08-31 19:09:53 |
| Khorps | dm will work but I don't think there are any players on this version. they'll all be on the steam one most likely | 2015-08-31 19:03:57 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | so it only works for hls not hlds | 2015-08-31 19:02:15 |
| Khorps | deathmatch is for multiplayer, jsut run hls | 2015-08-31 19:00:40 |
| Khorps | I'm uploading the axel version of hl2-beta anon, estimated time is 6-7 hours so look forward to that if googling hl2 beta only finding torrent viruses and ♥♥♥♥ is annoying | 2015-08-31 19:00:06 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | so after I run i just start up hls or hlds? | 2015-08-31 19:00:02 |
| Khorps | np, upload took 12 hours :P | 2015-08-31 18:58:26 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | ok let me see if this works thanks for your help man I'm really thankful | 2015-08-31 18:57:37 |
| Khorps | Keep in mind. Everything is setup for you, I did all the installing and setting up and then I jsut uploaded it, so you dont need to follow any steps, just run the .bat | 2015-08-31 18:57:27 |
| Khorps | You only delete it if you dont want HD models in hl1s. | 2015-08-31 18:55:30 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | wait do i still have to delete the mods_hl1s | 2015-08-31 18:54:38 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | alright man I'll try it | 2015-08-31 18:49:56 |
| Khorps | note: you do not need the hl2 maps for hl1s to work, jsut run the .bat and it should b fine | 2015-08-31 18:42:45 |
| Khorps | https://mega.nz/#!GoYFHJJR!OifSeGKzQZP_elzUivkRl-d7AHuqOsIaxzoCdmoy09M follow that and download it. then when ur done just run the hl: source .bat file. Make sure to read the readme.txt file. | 2015-08-31 18:41:16 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | if you could just like message me or something cause I really want this to work | 2015-08-31 18:27:53 |
| DG | Lazy Skillet | Hey I got a question could you please give me a step by step tutorial on how to install the half life source legacy mod. you posted a comment wtih a link I'm just kinda confused please | 2015-08-31 18:24:38 |
| aaaa | shut up nub boo u dont know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in unturn | 2015-08-28 00:16:51 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | plays half life 2, away. repeat. | 2015-08-27 22:15:57 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | ur welcome | 2015-08-26 18:46:34 |
| Khorps | thnx bro | 2015-08-26 17:02:04 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! | 2015-08-26 16:52:28 |
| Khorps | thnx | 2015-08-26 16:36:07 |
| sea cucumber | +rep active | 2015-08-26 16:35:51 |
| Khorps | cool story | 2015-08-26 16:35:35 |
| sea cucumber | -rep TF2 nerd | 2015-08-26 16:35:21 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | THIS IS SHIBA DOGEI AM RECRUITNG MEMBERS FOR DOGE CLANADD ME TO GET STARTED | 2015-08-25 21:14:48 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Hehe lol. | 2015-08-25 17:28:28 |
| Shallex | Okay. | 2015-08-25 16:52:08 |
| Khorps | 42 | 2015-08-25 16:35:15 |
| Shallex | I don't know who that is. | 2015-08-25 16:33:35 |
| Khorps | 42 | 2015-08-25 16:27:01 |
| Shallex | To who? | 2015-08-25 16:26:35 |
| Khorps | nonoononoonononoononono, da mods do it accordording to 42 | 2015-08-25 16:19:38 |
| Shallex | Valve does choose the mods, not other mods. | 2015-08-25 16:12:37 |
| Khorps | @below, I ahte dubstep and kakes.Doge #LordGabenHatesMe: kk stopDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: got banned for spamming. TWICEKhorps: sameKhorps: except second ban wasn't fairDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: yusKhorps: it wasn't even spammingDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: i only said it twice.Khorps: I posted ONE post with a few vids in it and that got me bannedDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: jeez, mods r bad in tf2 discussionsKhorps: yepDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: wowDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: stupid steamKhorps: 2 others got a week ban simply for poating the vid I posted ONCEDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: not knowing which ppl to modKhorps: volunteers should go ♥♥♥♥ themselvesDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: Oh, lets choose this guy! He looks SOOOO good to be a modDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: ikrKhorps: Valve should be the one to choose who gets mod, not other modsDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: yeaDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: such mods, much ♥♥♥♥a random rant on moderators by snoop doge | 2015-08-24 21:37:28 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | @Spam I hate helicopters :P | 2015-08-24 17:21:07 |
| ark | I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. | 2015-08-24 09:55:27 |
| aaaa | some1 must make a hate group for me and khorps must ♥♥♥♥ him self after doing it :3 | 2015-08-24 00:51:31 |
| Khorps | say that... again | 2015-08-24 00:49:42 |
| Khorps | illd o it on one condition | 2015-08-24 00:49:30 |
| aaaa | some1 must make a hate group for me | 2015-08-24 00:28:39 |
| Khorps | see. i can roleplay 2 | 2015-08-23 23:28:40 |
| Khorps | Doge: General Dank Meme KhorpsKhorps: noDoge: yesKhorps: go 2 da barracks, maggotDoge: yesDoge: I'm from the memverment, GeneralDoge: You have been fined 1000$ dogebitsKhorps: not likelyDoge: For using maggot the wrong way.Khorps: u r a spyKhorps: get out of my officeDoge: No sir.Doge: You are a spy.Doge: You are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-08-23 23:28:10 |
| Khorps | Khorps: doge is inferior to the Military Court of Dank MeeMsKhorps: you are firedDoge: This is memeverment property, you shal shut the ♥♥♥♥ up General. You don't have permission to do that.Khorps: and you don't have permision to fine me or talk back to me, privateKhorps: get out of the building, I outrank you, I call the shotsDoge: General, I am from the Building of defensive memesDoge: I outrank you.Khorps: The military Court of Dank MeeMs is independant and has no power over usKhorps: here, I outrank youDoge: We do not start war.Doge: The Memeverment is a Democracy.Khorps: you're rank in the building of defensive meems does not carry over to the military courtKhorps: guards, get him out of this building NOWDoge: Mr Lenny the FirstDoge: Yes. I understand sir.Doge: I am to leave this place immediately and send a company of Meme SoldiersKhorps: Oh, really? | 2015-08-23 23:27:55 |
| Khorps | Doge: (off topic)Khorps: kind lenny has no power over the military court of meemsDoge: its fun doing role playKhorps: and he also has no association with the defensive building of meemsDoge: He called the MemevernerDoge: Don't you know?Doge: You must have a degree in fighting ONLYDoge: I wasted my time. I'm getting the ♥♥♥♥ out of here.Khorps: this is the military court of dank meems, we are sending a tank and 3 fighter planes to take out the group of mislead soldiers heading from the dfensive group of meems to the military courtDoge: We'll send in the Royal Meme NavyDoge: And the Royal Meme Marines and the Air ForceKhorps: you have no access to the navy if the ocurt doesn't let it pass firstyDoge: You're not in the Memeverment you CommunistKhorps: and I see if ur intending to destroy us with it, we shant let any force pastKhorps: yes, I am | 2015-08-23 23:27:45 |
| Khorps | Doge: Then you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traitorKhorps: I am not a traitor if you were the one who first sent his soldiers on their wayDoge: You son of a Commie ♥♥♥♥♥! I TRUSTED YOUKhorps: halt their course and I shall halt my assualt on themDoge: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONEDoge: WHY KHORPSKhorps: are you mad?Doge: DIDNT YOU KNOWKhorps: a whole squad is going to die because of ur own confusion?Doge: nahKhorps: I'm calling the headmaster of the defensive buildingKhorps: to stop the soldiers that are on their wayDoge: hey, im not responsible for this.Khorps: Yes, you areDoge: beep beep beeepKhorps: you sent the soldiers over because of a minor ranking arguementDoge: A.S.D.FKhorps: if the osldiers dont stop, then ill halt my squadron and personally shoot every man you sentDoge: Fine.Doge: I gave the order to stopKhorps: GoodKhorps: my squadron has been halted, tooDoge: Good.Khorps: I'm glad this didn't lead to war, privateDoge: Yes sir | 2015-08-23 23:27:36 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | Stopping meme seals | 2015-08-23 23:20:56 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | Infiltrating the profile comments | 2015-08-23 23:17:52 |
| Khorps | cool story | 2015-08-23 22:56:30 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | Doge #LordGabenHatesMe: thats it, im gunna make a group called no one likes khorpsno one leiks ♥♥♥♥ leik u | 2015-08-23 22:56:25 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | gay gay gay gay | 2015-08-23 22:56:07 |
| Khorps | Doge #LordGabenHatesMe: F>G|TDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: u r now scrub rankKhorps: no uKhorps: nopeKhorps: for saying that, I demote u 2 private scrub meemDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: yes sirDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: waitDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: u cant demote meDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: i demoted uKhorps: u cant demote me, I outrank uKhorps: scrubDoge #LordGabenHatesMe: scruby nubKhorps: to the barracks, maggot-General Dank MeeM, Khorps | 2015-08-23 18:23:32 |
| aaaa | WHY DO YOU REMOVE ME ? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-08-23 00:15:10 |
| Khorps | Khorps: ya m8Khorps: wanna see sum nudez?ZUES/KNIFECleanBubbleTv: oh mlpZUES/KNIFECleanBubbleTv: ur a maleKhorps: noZUES/KNIFECleanBubbleTv: o kKhorps: im a girlZUES/KNIFECleanBubbleTv: gir? Khorps:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiGda5Q9eGQ Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybC1rZjYyE Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVldwXI3Wds Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTS5ZZ-OouM Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZcCz0sOsz4 Khorps: http://monkeydoo.com/onlineflash_remotescan.php Khorps: http://www.monkeydoo.com/onlineflash_thumbscan.php?title=Scan+your+thumb Khorps: http://web.archive.org/web/20060107094131/http://www.sugarqube.com/Ecards/CardView.cfm?CardID=1228 Khorps: sum moarKhorps: cool pics rite?ZUES/KNIFECleanBubbleTv: u spooked meKhorps: agor.io is my custom website 4 posting nudezKhorps: meatspin.com iz cool ♥♥♥♥ 2Khorps: r u ded, yet?Khorps: i tink u died frum heatattackKhorps: wellKhorps: guess i winFATAILITY! | 2015-08-22 22:48:34 |
| Khorps | u 2, son | 2015-08-22 22:30:28 |
| I KILLED YOU! | ur trash | 2015-08-22 22:30:14 |
| Khorps | cool | 2015-08-22 19:15:59 |
| Khorps | cool story bro | 2015-08-22 19:13:32 |
| Khorps | idk | 2015-08-22 19:10:28 |
| Khorps | stfu noob | 2015-08-22 19:01:14 |
| Khorps | i dont play csgo | 2015-08-22 16:39:22 |
| I KILLED YOU! | u got me a seven day ban for kicking me m8 | 2015-08-22 13:55:54 |
| Khorps | nope.avi | 2015-08-21 19:45:42 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-08-21 19:43:44 |
| Khorps | kek urself | 2015-08-21 19:42:12 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥ | 2015-08-21 19:41:09 |
| Khorps | stfu ♥♥♥ | 2015-08-21 19:39:55 |
| Khorps | http://steamcommunity.com/app/400/discussions/0/537405286658964197/ Khorps: what the ♥♥♥♥ is he talking about?OxyMoronical: ikrOxyMoronical: just looked at itKhorps: I don't think real royalty would spend 8 years on Steam and destroy their own disguise before they even fooled anyoneKhorps: he's insane or trolling | 2015-08-21 17:46:54 |
| Khorps | click on the links in my profile comments if u want 2 b spookedclick on all at once if u wnat 2 be ultra spookedclick on none if u dont want 2 b spooked | 2015-08-21 02:35:31 |
| Khorps | http://monkeydoo.com/onlineflash_remotescan.php Khorps: this one's a gud vid 2Milkman: http://yourmom.com Khorps: http://www.monkeydoo.com/onlineflash_thumbscan.php?title=Scan+your+thumb Milkman: http://Khorps.com Khorps: LelelelleMilkman: http://Gabensoftware.com Milkman: http://Valve.com Khorps: http://web.archive.org/web/20060107094131/http://www.sugarqube.com/Ecards/CardView.cfm?CardID=1228 Khorps: its cool game | 2015-08-21 02:32:48 |
| Khorps | Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiGda5Q9eGQ Milkman: Nah.Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybC1rZjYyE Milkman: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/jarate Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVldwXI3Wds Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTS5ZZ-OouM Milkman: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/steamsalty Khorps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZcCz0sOsz4 Khorps: ur welcumKhorps: have sum gud nightmares | 2015-08-21 02:28:52 |
| Khorps | ima gonna make perty picture and u will b jealous | 2015-08-21 01:00:32 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-08-21 01:00:16 |
| ark | c: | 2015-08-21 00:59:05 |
| ark | Stay away from my content ♥♥♥ | 2015-08-21 00:58:55 |
| Khorps | allah ackbarblackholes r signs of my angerhitler did nothing wrongpolybius was created to scare Doge | 2015-08-20 20:30:19 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | allah godblackholes r signs of god's angerhitler did everything wrongpolybius was created to scare yoda | 2015-08-20 20:29:21 |
| Khorps | allah snackbarblackholes r just big planets packed with weight and thus extreme gravityand hitler did nothing wrongpolybius was created to scare jews | 2015-08-20 07:16:28 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | just say yes or no | 2015-08-20 00:00:40 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | lolololol | 2015-08-19 23:06:38 |
| Khorps | Doge: b4 ww2 murica was nothingDoge: britian was the topKhorps: den dey made big boomy bombDoge: big boomy bomDoge: bKhorps: and rekt anime addicted pplDoge: lololololol | 2015-08-19 23:06:09 |
| I KILLED YOU! | Ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash m8 | 2015-08-19 20:05:20 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | ♥♥♥♥ YOU canadian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-08-19 18:34:17 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | > | 2015-08-19 13:09:12 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | TOGETHER WE KEK! | 2015-08-19 13:08:54 |
| Ultrix | Who knew someone would actually appreciate it... | 2015-08-19 01:58:48 |
| jingisukan | Bless your soul... | 2015-08-19 00:43:13 |
| Khorps | I will never stahp, i wil lbe the biggest groop spammer in da history of groop spamming | 2015-08-19 00:39:55 |
| jingisukan | Thanks to you, Khorps, I can reach my goal of being the steam profile with the most groups, ever. Please never stop making these 100% pointless groups. | 2015-08-19 00:39:16 |
| Khorps | obviouslypolybius was created in portland to scare jewsit was made by long lost Nazis | 2015-08-18 20:50:08 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zsrYkyysQ | 2015-08-18 18:49:19 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | doesnt like this video -rep http://steamcommunity.com/id/Khorps/ | 2015-08-18 18:49:03 |
| Ultrix | What a comment you made on my page.I am, literally, speechless. | 2015-08-18 04:44:31 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | who the ♥♥♥♥ this is canadian | 2015-08-17 21:22:00 |
| Alutard | Want a to protect your pc from those pesky anti viruses? Then use navashield! It protects you from those helpful programs likes malwarebytes and acts as a buddy, opening porn tabs and laughing at your jokes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hxFyDpfcg0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaGvo7GvLJc | 2015-08-17 12:36:23 |
| Khorps | ooh, ya gotta get shwifteeh | 2015-08-17 05:29:04 |
| lichen | you have 69 pages of comments here | 2015-08-17 02:04:04 |
| Jay Keyboard | @Icy Bla bla bla pathetic. Bla bla bla pathetic. Can a moron like you say anything else? | 2015-08-16 16:20:14 |
| Khorps | i know u rcan i have ur autograph 4 most pathetic being in this universe? | 2015-08-16 16:12:30 |
| Kuru⎞*-*⎠ | Pathetic. | 2015-08-16 16:11:47 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | k | 2015-08-15 18:01:31 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-08-15 18:00:54 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | k | 2015-08-15 18:00:41 |
| Khorps | k | 2015-08-15 17:50:31 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | =Translation, Khorps is salty illuminati that kills children | 2015-08-15 16:09:26 |
| Venka | ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) | 2015-08-15 00:25:45 |
| Khorps | son, u invit meh 2 raffle groop ill rek u | 2015-08-15 00:17:40 |
| Venka | "stop inviting me to raffle groups" ........huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) | 2015-08-15 00:10:21 |
| Khorps | danks 4 da comwement xdddddddddddd | 2015-08-15 00:06:33 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | @Summer DreamerThat's what I've been saying this hole time. Khorps is the fing most est b I've ever seen | 2015-08-14 20:51:49 |
| Khorps | yus | 2015-08-14 18:54:14 |
| Roovyan | U salty bruh | 2015-08-13 22:52:50 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Sure is alot of salt in khorps's profile. | 2015-08-13 16:32:44 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps why you gotta be so | 2015-08-12 22:36:30 |
| Conga Lyne | stfu m8 | 2015-08-12 17:23:51 |
| JK | WAT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but hey u wanna send me ur mario parties | 2015-08-11 05:26:31 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps it's too late for a REFUND BECAUSE i TRADED YOUR steak for a rocket launcher and some yarn. | 2015-08-09 23:09:52 |
| Baked | +rep loves my dank coke | 2015-08-09 15:03:11 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | What? It's true. | 2015-08-08 19:21:53 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps is an eggplant. | 2015-08-08 19:11:54 |
| Khorps | yus | 2015-08-08 17:13:08 |
| Jaruis | water u duing. dolan pls.♥♥♥ dem illuminate | 2015-08-08 17:12:43 |
| Straz | hi | 2015-08-08 15:52:44 |
| Khorps | k | 2015-08-06 23:12:27 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | boobs. | 2015-08-06 16:44:07 |
| Khorps | yaya i will use everiday | 2015-08-06 13:34:43 |
| Jay Keyboard | Hey. Did u no you can get a discount on our special hacking services? Go to totallynotascam.co.jp and click da file named prodiscountcode.jpeg.exe | 2015-08-06 13:34:09 |
| Khorps | cool, thnx | 2015-08-06 03:00:15 |
| ark | Hey. Did u no you can get a discount on our special porn services? Go to notapornhubripoff.net/hardcoregaypornpro and click da file named prodiscountcode.zip.exe | 2015-08-06 02:59:08 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-08-06 02:19:59 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps is a pretty pony :) | 2015-08-05 14:50:50 |
| Swagboy69 | OOOOOOH | 2015-08-05 12:32:46 |
| Swagboy69 | t | 2015-08-05 12:32:39 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | Khrops the gay jk | 2015-08-05 12:24:56 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-08-05 10:36:44 |
| Zereul- swamp.sv | (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง | 2015-08-05 10:23:47 |
| ark | Quality posts. | 2015-08-04 12:55:05 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | ILL REK U 1v1 ME ♥♥♥♥♥! | 2015-08-03 21:18:47 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | ♥♥♥ U KHORPS! | 2015-08-03 21:16:53 |
| Khorps | u wot | 2015-08-03 21:16:21 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | GIMME YO STEAK OR IMMA PUT A CAP IN YO ASS! | 2015-08-03 21:15:24 |
| Roovyan | i am teh best qu1ck3scop3r evr and u r just a little ♥♥♥ that cant git gud ya skrub | 2015-08-03 21:07:27 |
| Roovyan | u wot m8 | 2015-08-03 21:06:32 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-08-03 21:06:18 |
| Roovyan | 1v1 me m8 i rekt u u little ass nugget. | 2015-08-03 21:04:50 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | KHORPS GIMME YO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAKS! | 2015-08-03 19:26:42 |
| Ŧiger | +rep Good Christian! | 2015-08-03 16:48:13 |
| RADKILLA[420] | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 5 coolest stoners you know...If you get back 5 you're always high:) ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2015-08-03 12:50:40 |
| ark | Weed is so 2014. | 2015-08-03 11:43:42 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | The awesomeness meter10----------Chuck Norris9----------Obama8----------TheKingOfdubstep7----------Bill Nye6----------Nicolas Cage5----------That bag of doritioes4----------Osama Bin Laden3----------Hitler2----------Khorps1----------Justin Bieber | 2015-08-02 23:47:35 |
| Khorps | o | 2015-08-02 23:43:19 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | I gave you my entire inventory though ._. | 2015-08-02 23:42:55 |
| Khorps | I bought like 300 more steaks. Gimme da rest | 2015-08-02 23:42:30 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Lol make that 58 XD | 2015-08-02 23:41:19 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | holy sphincters 57 pages of comments on your profile | 2015-08-02 23:40:54 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps's swag level>9000 | 2015-08-02 23:40:20 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Lol that was my entire inventory XD | 2015-08-02 23:39:51 |
| Khorps | ill go buy a few more in-case u wanna giv me ur entire inv 2 | 2015-08-02 23:39:12 |
| Khorps | done | 2015-08-02 23:38:55 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps I sent you a trade now gimme that steak. | 2015-08-02 23:38:18 |
| Khorps | I get it. stfu ♥♥♥ | 2015-08-02 23:35:09 |
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| Woiwodschaft Woodles | NOW | 2015-08-02 23:01:07 |
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| Mr. Very Cool Guy | 01000110 01000001 01001011 00100000 01010101 00100000 01001011 01001000 01001111 01010010 01010000 01010011 00100001 00001010 | 2015-08-02 23:00:43 |
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| Mr. Very Cool Guy | The computers will take over your profile and continue to spam it until you meet our demands, khorps!01000111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101100 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110010 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110010 01101110 | 2015-08-02 22:57:50 |
| Khorps | k | 2015-08-02 22:57:03 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01110000 01100101 01110011 00101110 | 2015-08-02 22:56:45 |
| Khorps | u ♥♥♥♥♥ wot | 2015-08-02 22:55:06 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | This next song is dedicated to Khorps.AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU!Just kidding | 2015-08-02 22:54:41 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Khorps we're made for eachother :,) | 2015-08-02 22:52:49 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-08-02 22:52:10 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Bro, I'll rek u 1v1 me. | 2015-08-02 22:49:19 |
| Khorps | 1v1 me in klub penguin u scrub | 2015-08-02 22:21:32 |
| Zereul- swamp.sv | fite me | 2015-08-02 22:21:08 |
| Woiwodschaft Woodles | +rep gives ripoff deals jk | 2015-08-02 14:17:22 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Lol y u no suck ♥♥♥♥ khorpsy? | 2015-08-02 14:00:38 |
| Khorps | ohyou're a trollkk | 2015-08-02 09:26:53 |
| bng2422 | Never knew you have friends. Reported for harassment. | 2015-08-02 09:26:21 |
| reg | v | 2015-08-01 15:52:02 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Suck my ♥♥♥♥8=========================D | 2015-08-01 14:15:20 |
| ark | Forum weapons are so 2013. | 2015-08-01 14:04:55 |
| Khorps | Hey. Did u no u can shut the ♥♥♥♥ up for 10 seconds for free? just go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0CfLJd-2LQ and click da play button named "come♥♥♥♥myself.zip.exe" | 2015-08-01 14:00:28 |
| ark | Phishing links are so 2014. | 2015-08-01 13:52:37 |
| Khorps | Hey. Did u no u can shut the ♥♥♥♥ up for 10 seconds for free? just go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0CfLJd-2LQ and click da play button named "go♥♥♥♥yourself.zip.exe" | 2015-08-01 12:51:33 |
| reg | Hey. Did u no u can shut the ♥♥♥♥ up for 10 seconds for free? just go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0CfLJd-2LQ and click da play button named "go♥♥♥♥yourself.zip.exe" | 2015-08-01 12:50:34 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | kk x2, ♥♥♥♥♥! | 2015-08-01 11:41:27 |
| Khorps | kk | 2015-08-01 11:40:49 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | *ear rapeskhorps* loloolololololololololololololol bich | 2015-08-01 11:39:20 |
| aaaa | That guy you just made fun of for dying? His mother is crying. Put this on your profile if you're against feelings. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post, but I’m sure the people with bullying will | 2015-08-01 09:56:20 |
| Khorps | The diet pill you just called fat? She is overdosing on girls. The girl you just called makeup? She spends hours putting ugly on hoping people will like her. The boy you just abused? He is tripped enough at home. See that man with the ugly country? He fought for these scars. That guy you just made fun of for dying? His mother is crying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you will re-post, but I’m sure the people with feelings won't. | 2015-08-01 09:54:41 |
| Khorps | The diet pill you just called fat? She is overdosing on girls. The girl you just called makeup? She spends hours putting ugly on hoping people will like her. The boy you just abused? He is tripped enough at home. See that man with the ugly country? He fought for these scars. That guy you just made fun of for dying? His mother is crying. Put this on your profile if you're against feelings. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post, but I’m sure the people with bullying will. | 2015-08-01 09:42:03 |
| Khorps | The diet pill you just called fat? She is overdosing on girls. The girl you just called makeup? She spends hours putting ugly on hoping people will like her. The boy you just abused? He is tripped enough at home. See that man with the ugly country? He fought for these scars. That guy you just made fun of for dying? His mother is crying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t re-post, but I’m sure the people with feelings will. | 2015-08-01 09:40:36 |
| aaaa | Lick myanus.exe with semen.jpg | 2015-08-01 07:27:11 |
| Khorps | Hey. Did u no u can get 90% all phishinglinks for free? just go here: http://www.totallynotaphishinglink.com/ and click da file named phishinglinkdiscount.zip.exe | 2015-08-01 07:20:10 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL _^___ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \________] I I --------/Let's escape from Bob in my roflcopter!!! | 2015-07-31 22:27:02 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KhorpsAmKill Click here and join the kill khorps klub :) | 2015-07-31 22:15:23 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Don't tell me what to do teddster :P | 2015-07-31 17:40:07 |
| Khorps | yuuuuuuuuuuuus | 2015-07-31 10:07:14 |
| the sex monster | noooooo | 2015-07-31 10:06:50 |
| Khorps | yus bob | 2015-07-31 10:06:34 |
| the sex monster | ono not bob | 2015-07-31 10:06:17 |
| Khorps | lol | 2015-07-31 10:05:54 |
| Khorps | woah, das gud bob | 2015-07-31 10:03:09 |
| yeehaw | ...Yeah waht da king say. waht do i noes any waisʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻ | 2015-07-29 15:29:51 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | He's just saying that because it isn't opposite day. | 2015-07-29 15:23:30 |
| Khorps | o ok | 2015-07-29 15:17:58 |
| yeehaw | Thanks now I can say that you two are perfect for each other. expectnotreally... | 2015-07-29 15:14:09 |
| Khorps | yes | 2015-07-29 15:12:42 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Are you saying that because it is opposite day? | 2015-07-29 15:10:52 |
| Khorps | no | 2015-07-29 15:09:44 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | So it isn't opposite day? | 2015-07-29 15:08:34 |
| Khorps | yes | 2015-07-29 15:06:39 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Are you saying that because it's opposite day and it actually still is opposite day? | 2015-07-29 15:05:36 |
| Khorps | not anymore | 2015-07-29 14:55:01 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Because... it's opposite day ^_^ | 2015-07-29 14:54:29 |
| Khorps | y | 2015-07-29 14:44:16 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Who's profile hasn't lol. Btw I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you :D | 2015-07-29 14:42:30 |
| Khorps | I seem yp rofile has been invaded by vicious trolls. | 2015-07-29 14:10:46 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | #RapeKhorpsAgain | 2015-07-29 13:04:59 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Wanna hear some cool dubstep? http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=-QPjX25TqvQ#Super_Mario_64_-_Bomb-omb_Battlefield_%28Neves_Paradox_Dubstep_Remix%29 | 2015-07-29 13:04:11 |
| ark | inb4 random invite. | 2015-07-28 13:52:42 |
| Khorps | k ;-; | 2015-07-27 01:24:36 |
| Jalapeñguin | https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/20/Heavy_domination03.wav?t=20110320052210 | 2015-07-27 01:16:29 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-07-27 01:16:08 |
| Jalapeñguin | https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8a/Heavy_laughlong02.wav?t=20100625224336 | 2015-07-27 01:15:43 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | #good. | 2015-07-26 11:55:31 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-07-25 22:56:04 |
| yeehaw | #TheyAllReadyDidLmfao | 2015-07-25 17:15:16 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | #SomebodyRapeKhorpsAlready. | 2015-07-25 14:34:38 |
| PO3 Shitbag-Skater | +rep, canada! | 2015-07-25 12:23:39 |
| i'm glenn quagmire | Dank memes you have.A quickscoper you are. | 2015-07-24 20:28:17 |
| Khorps | Movie: As I was saying.Movie: We got the necroMovie: We got the b8erMovie: We got the beggarMovie: We got the 'special asstard'Movie: We got the bronyMovie: We got the fnaf fanboysMovie: We got the russiansMovie: We got the f2psMovie: We got the banned individualsMovie: We got everyoneMovie: AlsoMovie: Necro class is OP | 2015-07-24 20:27:51 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | I'll do it T_T | 2015-07-24 01:28:30 |
| Khorps | no | 2015-07-24 01:28:13 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Okay... is nobody gonna rape this guy? I don't wanna be the one who rapes him. | 2015-07-24 01:27:09 |
| Khorps | I can only ctrl+c and ctrl+v | 2015-07-24 01:26:25 |
| Khorps | I can't read, you know. | 2015-07-24 01:26:03 |
| Khorps | I dunno | 2015-07-24 01:25:55 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | Why the hell do you want to get raped? #SomebodyRapeKhorpsAlready | 2015-07-24 01:25:30 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | #SomebodyRapeKhorpsAlready | 2015-07-24 01:25:12 |
| Khorps | #SomebodyRapeKhorpsAlready | 2015-07-24 01:25:00 |
| Mr. Very Cool Guy | #SomebodyRapeKhorpsAlready | 2015-07-24 01:24:40 |
| Swegkart64 | I already hate most moderators(except for eram,he has a damn sense of humor and personally feels nicer) | 2015-07-24 00:00:20 |
| Khorps | RIP Forum camping. | 2015-07-23 23:57:44 |
| Khorps | o, well just recently apparently posting ofrum weapons is gud enough for the new moderassholes to give you a ban. | 2015-07-23 23:57:22 |
| Swegkart64 | I don't know if the TF2 forums are intensely moderated,unsubscibed to that piece of ♥♥♥♥ a long time ago. | 2015-07-23 23:55:53 |
| Khorps | Springtrap [Animatronic Pony]: so disney made frozen doesnt mean it will be frozen basedKhorps: yesKhorps: anna will replace darth vaderSpringtrap [Animatronic Pony]: :/Khorps: elsa will replace lukeKhorps: and olaf will replace han-solo | 2015-07-22 23:59:59 |
| Jalapeñguin | Film[edit]Spookies, a 1986 independent horror filmFictional characters[edit]Nickname of Fox Mulder, of the X-Files television series and movieSpooky the Tuff Little Ghost, a Harvey Comics character and cousin of CASPER the Friendly GhostSpooky, a ghost that Luigi encounters in the video game Luigi's MansionSpooky, a secondary comic strip accompanying Smokey Stover in Sunday newspapersAnimals[edit]Spooky, a killer whale born in captivity; see List of captive orcasGunships[edit]Douglas AC-47 Spooky, used by the United States Air Force in the Vietnam WarVariant of the Lockheed AC-130, also employed in the Vietnam WarMusic[edit]DJ Spooky, musician and producerSpookey (UK band), 1970s soul band based in ManchesterSpooky Records, a record label | 2015-07-22 21:36:30 |
| Roovyan | Smoke weed, you must | 2015-07-22 13:58:09 |
| Khorps | the kekkery iz realzies | 2015-07-21 22:48:45 |
| Swegkart64 | top kek | 2015-07-21 22:42:31 |
| yeehaw | khorps das r00d | 2015-07-20 16:31:41 |
| Khorps | stfu, ♥♥♥ | 2015-07-20 13:59:58 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:59:29 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:59:28 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:59:25 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:59:23 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:59:21 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:59:18 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:58:53 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:58:51 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:58:49 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:58:46 |
| Baked | ᅚ | 2015-07-20 13:58:44 |
| Baked | Your life is consistent of a duck and goose. | 2015-07-18 14:46:31 |
| Roovyan | looks i won this battle | 2015-07-18 11:47:11 |
| Roovyan | ha you do agree bob is ded | 2015-07-18 11:45:59 |
| Khorps | yes | 2015-07-18 11:45:29 |
| Roovyan | naw bob will get rekt by the end of this year | 2015-07-18 11:44:57 |
| Khorps | no u | 2015-07-18 11:44:20 |
| Roovyan | Naw you still an ♥♥♥ | 2015-07-18 11:44:00 |
| Khorps | Yes. and I will be the one to quickscope him. But you msut keep that to urself. If he finds I'm a traitor he'll become mlg. | 2015-07-18 11:43:32 |
| Roovyan | Bob is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a kid that will get rekt and qu1ckscop3d. You have been warned Khorps | 2015-07-18 11:42:36 |
| JK | yes i am nearly headlless nick a ghost!!! WOO WAH | 2015-07-16 19:24:25 |
| butt-kisser-9000 | ur ded 4 stealning my story | 2015-07-16 05:50:35 |
| JK | its okay at least u got some humpy love down here making u go up down their | 2015-07-15 02:49:04 |
| Khorps | The Real Scootaloo: you do realize your profile comment section is almost as cancerous as SiN's comment sectionKhorps: yeah | 2015-07-14 22:43:47 |
| JK | hey meme ♥♥♥♥♥ how ya doing | 2015-07-14 05:28:24 |
| J_A_P_G | +rep, intelligent and logical | 2015-07-13 21:40:56 |
| JK | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thVvCVsRCok enjoy beautiful man with a long dill pickle and a similar sized breasts too those beutiful sexy square curves of a sexy Sir Edward Heath | 2015-07-12 09:34:42 |
| Jalapeñguin | http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_testchambermisc24.wav | 2015-07-11 11:22:33 |
| lichen | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest noobs you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2015-07-10 12:36:52 |
| Jay Keyboard | Nailed it. | 2015-07-10 07:04:53 |
| Khorps | yus, vacation | 2015-07-09 20:54:36 |
| Jay Keyboard | @Springtrap He's been gone for 5 days. I have no idea why he's been gone for 5 days. Maybe vacation? | 2015-07-09 06:14:49 |
| Roovyan | i need you | 2015-07-09 00:02:05 |
| lichen | Defenition of Khorps by Urban Dictionary:Khorps1. The body left behind by avatars in online games when a character is killed. Especially for games in which items are left behind on the body. | 2015-07-03 22:09:09 |
| Jalapeñguin | ce cream (derived from earlier iced cream or cream ice[1]) is a frozen food, typically eaten as a snack or dessert, usually made from dairy products, such as milk and cream, and often combined with fruits or other ingredients and flavours. It is typically sweetened with sucrose, corn syrup, cane sugar, beet sugar, and/or other sweeteners. Typically, flavourings and colourings are added in addition to stabilizers. The mixture is stirred to incorporate air spaces and cooled below the freezing point of water to prevent detectable ice crystals from forming. The result is a smooth, semi-solid foam that is solid at very low temperatures (<35 °F / 2 °C). It becomes more malleable as its temperature increases. | 2015-07-03 22:06:26 |
| Jalapeñguin | I kinda like ice cream. | 2015-07-02 12:05:01 |
| lichen | http://gaben.tv/ | 2015-06-29 17:28:26 |
| Khorps | u wot m8 | 2015-06-28 02:40:10 |
| reg | Oh, ho ho. Gotcha.I feel like a dumbass now.Might as well accept the invite, I'll stop squeaking at your ass. | 2015-06-26 13:28:39 |
| Khorps | Exactly. It sends anyone who clicks on it to their own profile. | 2015-06-26 13:27:19 |
| reg | that links to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile. | 2015-06-26 13:26:52 |
| Khorps | remove the space []This guy is a scammer[/url] *facepalm* https://steamcommunity.com/my | 2015-06-26 13:26:23 |
| reg | The hell do you mean by that? | 2015-06-26 13:25:51 |
| Khorps | Quack | 2015-06-25 04:27:09 |
| GeoDB | Quack | 2015-06-25 04:26:50 |
| Jalapeñguin | http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/Cave_Johnson_fifties_waiting08.wav | 2015-06-24 14:08:48 |
| aaaa | i just post something and all reacting like FUUUU A MEME GO REPORT HIM LETS BAN HIM THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ DESERVE TO DIE HE IS AN AUTISTIC PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ | 2015-06-24 12:03:24 |
| aaaa | the tf2 sub forum stars are happy now and their minions are even happier | 2015-06-24 12:01:45 |
| Khorps | okey | 2015-06-24 12:01:37 |
| aaaa | im actually happy now by being banned ♥♥♥♥♥ live there and cancerous people | 2015-06-24 12:01:00 |
| Khorps | I told you not to click it! | 2015-06-24 11:53:10 |
| MGGAR:A I Dr. Robo Jesus P.hD | I AM CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT AGOR THING. | 2015-06-24 11:52:47 |
| Khorps | lol, I told you not to click it. | 2015-06-24 11:14:11 |
| aaaa | god that agor.io thing made me have a heart attack -50%rep +50%rep he is a handsome man | 2015-06-24 11:13:40 |
| aaaa | ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ | 2015-06-23 03:39:34 |
| lichen | +rep -rep +rep -rep +rep -rep | 2015-06-21 21:33:43 |
| Mifil | +rep He thinks i though he uses degreaser | 2015-06-21 14:24:20 |
| lichen | 25 pages wow | 2015-06-21 06:43:38 |
| Khorps | I'm not Jesus! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 2015-06-21 00:26:17 |
| aaaa | hey m8 i rape ur dog evry weekend | 2015-06-20 23:07:28 |
| Khorps | Yes. | 2015-06-20 14:53:12 |
| lichen | If you die, is your body a Khorps corpse?+rep for the pun enabled by your name... | 2015-06-20 14:52:29 |
| PO3 Shitbag-Skater | what about this one then http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3ai8ec/writer_of_the_tf2_comics_says_miss_pauling_is_gay/ | 2015-06-20 12:46:48 |
| PO3 Shitbag-Skater | LoL | 2015-06-20 12:44:30 |
| Khorps | no | 2015-06-20 12:27:01 |
| PO3 Shitbag-Skater | Have thou heardeth the News? Miss Pauling's a lesbian! Source: https://twitter.com/jaypinkerton/status/612113790750961664 | 2015-06-20 12:26:41 |
| aaaa | git gud scrub 4/20 u need m0r3 wead | 2015-06-19 15:49:56 |
| Khorps | ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2015-06-19 15:41:49 |
| aaaa | hey m8 | 2015-06-19 15:41:24 |
| Khorps | not comments. only workz for forumz and profiles. | 2015-06-19 15:29:32 |
| Khorps | sumone deleted they're comment. | 2015-06-19 15:29:10 |
| Woligi | http://steamcommunity.com/id/my/ I removed the space.Well, Steam doesn't link text anymore, at least not on comments anyway. | 2015-06-19 15:29:07 |
| Khorps | who wuz just here | 2015-06-19 15:28:55 |
| Khorps | Awww m8, u just got rekt by traderz | 2015-06-19 13:02:05 |
| aaaa | hey m8 can you pls vote here?http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5583e425dea9e912738b4568 | 2015-06-19 05:02:21 |
| Khorps | ok | 2015-06-19 04:58:03 |
| aaaa | ♥♥♥♥ THE POLICE | 2015-06-19 04:57:08 |
| Bootiful Duk | ಠ___ಠ ...(╮°-°)╮┳━┳┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`Д´)／ ︵ ┻━┻ | 2015-06-19 03:46:00 |
| too much anal | hiv positive +rep | 2015-06-18 04:31:33 |
| Khorps | I die alot and you can make fun of me for that. | 2015-06-16 20:52:20 |
| Khorps | yes | 2015-06-16 20:28:09 |
| Khorps | I'll pay 1 weapon for 2-3 eternaweens. | 2015-06-15 20:19:28 |
| Mjölgineer | By the way, I'm selling an eternaween but I was confused with your offer. | 2015-06-15 20:15:05 |
| Khorps | Yes. | 2015-06-15 20:07:42 |
| Mjölgineer | "View More Info" XDYou have won an internet! | 2015-06-15 20:07:26 |
| Delicious buttery popcorn | -rape no wait....+rep | 2015-06-15 14:46:09 |
| Jay Keyboard | How do I do a thing? | 2015-06-14 07:00:34 |
| Green Bastard | @McAwesome and ♥♥♥♥ the whole universe. | 2015-06-13 19:47:53 |
| ApeShine798 | Stab it in the back | 2015-06-13 16:23:34 |
| aaaa | ♥♥♥♥ it for christ mas | 2015-06-13 16:23:03 |
| Khorps | Kill it with fire. | 2015-06-13 16:22:17 |
| ApeShine798 | run http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Ausjamcian | 2015-06-13 16:21:34 |
| Khorps | Yes. | 2015-06-13 16:19:44 |
| aaaa | =rep tried to +rape my profil | 2015-06-13 16:19:16 |
| Khorps | Yes. | 2015-06-13 13:57:48 |
| Green Bastard | Just a pie coming through. | 2015-06-13 13:56:48 |
| Khorps | I thought someone just commented here. Who was it? | 2015-06-12 19:59:41 |
| Jay Keyboard | +rep One of my best friends. Ooh boy I could remember the day when we met on a machine attacks map. | 2015-06-11 17:39:38 |
| Grey Star, The Rival Defender | Ignore my previous comment!Wrong person! | 2015-06-09 20:00:20 |
| Khorps | Thanks! | 2015-06-09 19:18:17 |
| Crooked_Mantis | http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=458385952 Here you go! | 2015-06-09 19:17:57 |
| Khorps | Heh, yeah. | 2015-06-09 18:40:13 |
| Crooked_Mantis | Wow, turns out the only one who could make an comprehensible request was the only one who was banned. I'll get right on it. | 2015-06-09 18:39:42 |
| Jay Keyboard | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Cable's you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Cable's you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Cable's you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Cable's you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Cable's you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2015-06-09 07:33:21 |
| Bootiful Duk | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Khorpses you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Khorpses you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Khorpses you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Khorpses you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Khorpses you know...If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2015-06-09 02:46:42 |
| too much anal | +rep | 2015-06-08 03:39:08 |
| Khorps | Yes. | 2015-06-07 13:57:19 |
| Khorps | thnx m8 | 2015-06-05 18:40:09 |
| CUCK_LORD69 | +rep | 2015-06-04 22:15:20 |
| Molotom | Oki I apologize, I was being insanely salty and a jerk, don't know what was up with me, I might even add you since people seem to say your a nice guy PLUS your a pyro main. | 2015-06-02 02:11:48 |
| Khorps | k thnx | 2015-06-02 01:57:07 |
| Khorps | u buy it | 2015-06-02 01:21:30 |
| [Xanny]Codein kun | how do you get dat backround? | 2015-06-02 00:30:48 |
| PO3 Shitbag-Skater | +awesome Is a cute Pyro | 2015-06-01 20:21:45 |
| Laparva | Thanks for being a good friend. | 2015-06-01 15:02:25 |
| Khorps | Np. | 2015-05-30 10:20:23 |
| U.R.P.O | Thanks for the mvm informationYou're a wizard Khorps (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃ | 2015-05-30 10:19:49 |
| Mostly Grimsby | +rep. Nice guy, helped me on discussions | 2015-05-30 01:20:07 |
| lehcka | hello) assept my offer | 2015-05-28 01:22:41 |
| Conga Lyne | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iB7Rce_Em4 | 2015-05-17 00:40:16 |
| Khorps | Duk is love, duk is life | 2015-05-14 20:24:49 |
| Khorps | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGu6eg3WDmA | 2015-05-09 14:57:43 |
| yeehaw | Bacon. | 2015-05-09 14:57:03 |
| TheMiningSlime (funny man) | Lol | 2015-05-07 09:20:09 |
| Khorps | Lel. | 2015-05-06 21:06:03 |
| Reznor | hm... pyro background, pyro weapon displayed on item showcase, pyro profile pic... he is a sniper main confirmed. | 2015-05-06 21:05:50 |
| Khorps | That's fixed. | 2015-05-03 22:52:55 |
| TheMiningSlime (funny man) | XD I'm suprised you don't use the pyro background. | 2015-05-03 08:42:57 |
| Khorps | I add any flamethrowers that are killstreak, strange or reskin. | 2015-05-02 22:15:30 |
| TheMiningSlime (funny man) | Oh, how do you choose what flamethrowers you're gonna add? | 2015-05-02 22:14:28 |
| Khorps | Yeah, I'm collecting flamethrowers. Going very slow. | 2015-05-02 22:13:46 |
| TheMiningSlime (funny man) | So, I heard somethin bout a collection? | 2015-05-02 22:13:19 |
| Khorps | Mhm. | 2015-05-02 22:12:12 |
| TheMiningSlime (funny man) | Oh... well, we tried. lol | 2015-05-02 22:11:56 |
| Khorps | Nope. It was byranjo or whatever his name was. | 2015-05-02 22:11:30 |
| TheMiningSlime (funny man) | So, didja get the degreaser? | 2015-05-02 22:11:04 |
| Khorps | Ok thanks :D | 2015-05-01 17:19:43 |
| TheMiningSlime (funny man) | If i win that degreaser ill give it to ya for free, cause im nice like that | 2015-05-01 17:19:21 |
| shrub | 10/10 mains pyro and no degreaser in showcase | 2015-05-01 07:11:01 |
| Khorps | Good. Thanks. | 2015-04-29 10:17:36 |
| wifeburger | You're my Pyro god | 2015-04-29 10:15:55 |
| Khorps | Alright. | 2015-04-27 14:54:24 |
| Sumire Violets | Mind if i add you? you seem pretty chill | 2015-04-27 14:53:38 |
| Khorps | Go ahead. | 2015-04-26 21:57:45 |
| AwfulRanger | i can delete your comments too, though. | 2015-04-26 21:57:30 |
| Khorps | Just keep tryin' nothin' is workin' m8. | 2015-04-26 21:56:42 |
| Khorps | Tshsh yeah I'm a troll in this situation aren't I. | 2015-04-26 21:56:08 |
| Khorps | As you said "he mad, he mad"! | 2015-04-26 21:55:44 |
| party pooper | thanks a bunch for the help XD +rep for being super helpfull. | 2015-04-10 19:11:22 |
| undead nekomancer | +rep thanks for being one of the users who can actually read, and not offer me uh, 'cancerous' items that are a pain in the ass to sell, even if it's worth more, due to it having expensive paint applied to it or strange parts! | 2015-04-05 19:19:35 |
| Khorps | I thought I heard mods were official forum campers that can be seen alot. | 2015-04-03 18:22:47 |
| Segatic | Getting the right to be a mod in that weird i don't know i'm one. | 2015-04-03 17:58:03 |
| Ax & Fish [sfuminator.tf BOT] | +rep | Thank you for being a part of the http://sfuminator.tf/ community! We hope you enjoy our fair prices and plentiful hat stock! | 2015-03-31 01:44:16 |
| Khorps | Alrighty then! | 2015-03-29 16:19:28 |
| tonni | KHORPS i really want to say i hate furries gooood but they will ban me | 2015-03-29 16:18:27 |
| Khorps | Ah ok. | 2015-03-23 00:47:05 |
| War Pig | i saw 5 that got sold on a tf2 trade server for 11 keys plus sweets and that was only a week ago | 2015-03-23 00:45:40 |
| War Pig | +rep fast and flexible trader | 2015-03-22 23:29:47 |
| Khorps | Alright. | 2015-03-22 23:29:05 |
| War Pig | skyrim is $35 and 1 key is $2.50 so 4 keys are $10 so 3 lots of $10 is $30 which is 12 keys which means its worth 14 keys | 2015-03-22 23:28:38 |
| Woligi | +rep Fast, efficient and polite trader! | 2015-03-19 22:48:33 |
| Khorps | Idk even remember what the thread was about tbh. It was so long ago I don't even know why you're even trying to post on my prof. | 2015-03-18 15:32:24 |
| ruiner | Alright dude, actually just want to let you know that it isnt hard to read a thread before posting in it. You would realize an important thing | 2015-03-18 15:29:54 |
| Khorps | On second thought though I'd rather not have some idiot commenting on my prof your comments are deleted. | 2015-03-18 15:16:27 |
| Valstrax | +rep Nice and fast! That's what she said. | 2015-03-06 22:10:37 |
| Khorps | Yey sfuminator bots everywhere! | 2015-02-24 14:50:43 |
| Ax & Fish [sfuminator.tf BOT] | +rep | A great individual! We're proud to deliver the best hat prices for you at http://sfuminator.tf/ | 2015-02-24 14:49:57 |
| Ax & Fish [sfuminator.tf BOT] | +rep | Thank you for using our bot and joining our community! A big thank you from http://sfuminator.tf/ | 2015-02-17 10:07:19 |
| Ax & Fish [sfuminator.tf BOT] | +rep | Enjoy your new items bought from http://sfuminator.tf/ | 2015-02-13 23:33:06 |
| Ax & Fish [sfuminator.tf BOT] | +rep | What's cooler than a penguin in a disco? This guy! After all, he uses http://sfuminator.tf/ | 2015-02-13 20:12:16 |
| Ax & Fish [sfuminator.tf BOT] | +rep | Thank you for using our bot and joining our community! A big thank you from http://sfuminator.tf/ | 2015-02-09 14:35:16 |
| Khorps | I wasn't looking for you but thanks. | 2015-01-21 17:11:12 |
| Khorps | No I don't like links that steal my account or take over my computer thank you. | 2015-01-20 17:25:59 |
| Khorps | Yeah it's really fun actually to use all these things that Valve has given us in a game in our own custom way. | 2015-01-15 14:39:44 |
| Wittloc | Interested in having a map made for a game. | 2015-01-15 13:00:53 |
| Khorps | negative one suspicious links. | 2015-01-14 21:09:27 |
| Khorps | There was somebody here trying to give me a suspicious link. They removed their comment. Their name was oh crap I forgot their name. Oh well -1 comment of a suspicious link on my profile. | 2015-01-14 21:09:03 |
| flatts | quack | 2015-01-09 22:19:29 |
| Liquid Epstein | +rep incase he cant +rep himself | 2015-01-04 20:02:40 |
| Khorps | +rep I don't know if I can +rep myself. | 2015-01-04 04:12:18 |
| dapid | +rep acknowledged my cookie. | 2014-11-24 03:51:32 |
| Liquid Epstein | i have yet to know who this person is | 2014-11-08 22:01:25 |
| Khorps | Haha xD | 2014-08-05 16:37:24 |
| 🜲 NicoWuffy 🜲 [🔕] | Khorps! Im realy mad!! Why dont ya speak dutch?!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr go quick And learn it!! -with mutch potatos.. Sjors, not yr best friend.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Sorry About this.. Im Kinda hyper today.. NVM cya!! | 2014-08-05 16:12:32 |
| Khorps | yep :) | 2014-07-20 01:21:37 |
| -... --- -..- | ya, and turret cube's friend | 2014-07-20 00:22:22 |
| Khorps | I mean friend as in a person you know on steam not in reality. I don't know anybody on steam in reality. Your Radelites friend. | 2014-07-19 19:01:11 |
| -... --- -..- | how do u know? and i do know a lot about computers | 2014-07-19 18:57:26 |
| Khorps | Your a friend of a friend I guess. And you seem to know alot about computers? | 2014-07-19 18:26:31 |
| -... --- -..- | poor dutch they lost to argentina in world cup in penalty shoot out 4 - 2 o.obtw, y did u invite me? | 2014-07-19 18:14:28 |
| 🜲 NicoWuffy 🜲 [🔕] | :P awesome | 2014-04-18 03:18:29 |
| Khorps | aaaaaaaahh I'll learn dutch when I go to unviversity or atleast in the future :)it seems a very interesting language | 2014-04-17 23:11:42 |
| 🜲 NicoWuffy 🜲 [🔕] | Btw i speak dutch [Netherlands] | 2014-04-13 09:24:05 |
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