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SteamID64: 76561198045731078
SteamID32: [U:1:85465350]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:42732675
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/mamajamu/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045731078
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Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: True
Creation: 2011-07-21 23:39:08 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-08-07 04:01:02
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| Mama Jamu | 2021-11-03 19:31:28 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/mamajamu/ | 2023-04-01 06:10:20 |
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| Rezzo | ░░█░░░█▀█░█▀▀░█▀█▀▀█▀▀░█▀▄░█▀░░█▀▀░░█░░░▀░▀░▀▀▀░▀░░／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ/ ノ) ） ヽ/ ｜ ( ° ʖ °）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ/ ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/ `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ 丶 ￣ _人'彡ﾉ | 2023-01-19 21:54:38 |
| Drewski | 🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨PRIDE 🏳️🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌MEN ♂️ AND WOMEN ♀️ OF THE NATION🇨🇮🇧🇼🇧🇿🇨🇲🇧🇷🇨🇨🇨🇲🇨🇰🇨🇫🇨🇮🇫🇰🇪🇦🇪🇹🇫🇮🇩🇯🇫🇲🇭🇲🇬🇵🇮🇪🇮🇱🇮🇲🇬🇹🇮🇴🇭🇰🇬🇾🇲🇵🇱🇷🇲🇴🇲🇨🇱🇻🇲🇱🇲🇱🇳🇮🇵🇭🇴🇲🇳🇺🇴🇲🇳🇪🇵🇪🇵🇫🇳🇦🇸🇭🇸🇽🇶🇦🇸🇬🇶🇦🇸🇪🇸🇸🇸🇽🇸🇭:IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽♂️🤽♀️ | 2019-07-16 02:10:46 |
| Drewski | THE 🏳️🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️🌈 👮♂️👮♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITYANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTYSTAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌ | 2019-07-16 02:10:39 |
| Drewski | A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* | 2019-06-24 18:42:56 |
| Drewski | Don’t👏put👏a👏scale👏in👏the👏bathroom👏and👏not👏expect👏me👏to👏weigh👏myself👏before👏and👏after👏pooping👏to👏calculate👏how👏big👏my👏poop👏was👏then👏chart👏those👏findings👏so👏I👏can👏determine👏my👏average👏poop👏size👏 | 2019-06-24 18:41:45 |
| Drewski | Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT. | 2019-06-24 18:39:51 |
| Four | (° ~͜ʖ~ °)I heard-a you-a guys-a like-a da pasta!(° ~͜ʖ~ °) | 2018-12-25 17:44:54 |
| Drewski | Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out.This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. | 2018-12-05 14:51:41 |
| Drewski | I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. | 2018-12-05 14:50:31 |
| Drewski | find the gay person:👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿can’t find them?that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell | 2018-12-05 14:47:57 |
| Drewski | I find your appearance aesthetically pleasing and note that you haven't spoken anything excruciating so far. Thus, I'd like to extend an invitation to my place for a movie, trial hang out for data collection purposes and optional late night intimate activities. My goal is to explore compatibility, relationship prospects and have a good time. Should the timing be unsuitable for you, feel free to reschedule. In case you need a ride, I'm open to pick you up within 50 kilometers of this location and will also drop you off at the end of the night. No financial transactions are involved. | 2018-12-05 14:44:52 |
| Four | . . . . . . . . .,`. . .`—–'... . . . . . . . . .,. . . . . .~ .`- .. . . . . . . . . ,'. . . . . . . .o. .o__. . . . . . . . _l. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . _. '`~-.. . . . . . . . . .,'. . . . . . .,. .,.-~-.' -.,. . . ..'–~`. . . . . . /. ./. . . . .}. .` -..,/. . . . . /. ,'___. . :/. . . . . .. . . . /'`-.l. . . `'-..'........ . .. . . ;. . . . . . . . . . . . .)-.....l B O N E L E S S. . .l. . . . .' —........-'. . . ,'. . .',. . ,....... . . . . . . . . .,'. . . .' ,/. . . . `,. . . . . . . ,'. . . . .. . . . . .. . . .,.- '_. . . . . ',. . . . . ',-~'`. (.)). . . . . .l. . . . . ;. . . /__. . . . . /. . . . . /__. . . . .). . . . . '-.. . . . . . .). . . . . . .' - .......-`“. | 2018-06-15 21:06:03 |
| Oakley | For some designer shoes you might be spending upwards of $500 for some silly shoe. Crocs are the ultimate choice for cost effectiveness because of how durable they are. You pay one low price of $15-30 and you get shoes for life. Fifth, the customizability is almost limitless. While I myself have not take advantage of this unique perk, it is one I would like to explore in the future. With crocs jibbitz™ you can make every shoe uniquely yours. Tell a story with your jibbitz™. For those reasons, crocs are the superior footwear. | 2018-06-15 11:34:04 |
| Oakley | Crocs are the superior footwear. For starters, they are practically invincible. I have had my pair for about seven years now and they still work like new. And I haven’t treated them the best. Second, they are the best casual water shoe. Get them wet? No problem they will dry in about 15 minutes. You can’t say that about any cloth shoe. Sure there are better shoes made specifically to be water shoes, but croc aren’t masters in any one arena, they are a jack of all trades. Third is their style. Now many haters may say “those are so ugly you shouldn’t be allowed out of the house with them on” but really they are a conversation starter. Like a flowery pocket square or bling watch, these fashion pieces are attention grabbers and always give you something to talk about. Fourth, they are cost effective. | 2018-06-15 11:34:01 |
| Oakley | Add Waluigi to FortniteI'm signing because Waluigi is the most repressed character in video games to date. He is barely in SSB Ultimate, and he doesn't have his own game. The least that anyone could do for him is give him a spot in Fortnite, a spot which he so rightfully deserves. Without Waluigi in Fortnite, mass chaos and destruction can be a certain result. Yes, Waluigi not Fortnite could directly cause the end of the world, as there would be so many revolts and uprisings from all the Waluigi lovers of the world. So please, for the good of humanity and all life on Earth, add Waluigi to Fortnite. | 2018-06-15 11:33:06 |
| Oakley | Hi👋! Few things ✌to start off with =] 😅1. Yes ✅ I added ➕ you 👉👤 because ∵ you're 👉👤 a female 🚺 gamer 🎮👤, 'tis 🎩 an awesome 🤙🙆♀️ thing to see 👀! 2. I am Brian 👋👦. 3. do not🚫 be intimidated 😱😩, but I am not 🚫 🙅♂️a stereotypical guy 🙅♂️👨🎤. If anything 🙄, I'll be the one 🔥👨🍳 in the kitchen 👨🍳 🍆💦😩 =D. | 2018-06-15 11:32:07 |
| Oakley | ♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾) | 2018-06-15 11:29:47 |
| Drewski | he proteche attackhe thiccbut most importantly...Ｗｅ＇ｒｅ ｕｐｄａｔｉｎｇ ｏｕｒ ｐｒｉｖａｃｙ ｐｏｌｉｃｙ ｉｎ ｐｒｅｐａｒａｔｉｏｎ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ＥＵ＇ｓ Ｇｅｎｅｒａｌ Ｄａｔａ Ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔｉｏｎ Ｒｅｇｕｌａｔｉｏｎｓ （ＧＤＰＲ） ｌａｔｅｒ ｔｈｉｓ ｍｏｎｔｈ． Ａｌｔｈｏｕｇｈ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅｓ ａｒｅ ｓｐｕｒｒｅｄ ｂｙ Ｅｕｒｏｐｅａｎ ｌａｗ， ｗｅ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｐｒｉｖａｃｙ ｉｓ ｓｕｐｅｒ ｉｍｐｏｒｔａｎｔ ａｎｄ ｓｏ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｃｈａｎｇｅｓ ｗｉｌｌ ａｐｐｌｙ ｔｏ ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ， | 2018-06-15 00:36:52 |
| Drewski | Why don't you do a 720° turn counterclockwise and suck a 13.9 inch ♥♥♥♥ while inhaling approximately 193 liters of pure oxygen, causing you to pass out due to an excess of oxygen in the lungs. After that, you will proceed to fall down 1,290,920 flights of stairs, at the end of which is a 3 x 6 x 4 foot hole filled with solid steel spikes with a base of 12 centimeters, a length of 60.96 centimeters, and a side of 3860.1216 centimeters. Finally, when your body hits the spikes, a standard U.S. Army M18A1 Claymore mine will detect your flailing ragdollesque body and proceed to explode, projecting 700 1⁄8-inch steel balls at a velocity of 3,937 ft/s into a 60° fan-shaped pattern that is 6.5 feet high and 50 m wide at a range of 50 m. Proceed to engage in coitus with a multiple cacti of varying species, you unsuccessful abortion. | 2018-06-15 00:36:25 |
| Drewski | The year is 2048 and the Food Network finally shuts its doors and sells the channel, this puts everyone working at the network at this time out of a job. As we follow the last remaining worker onto his deathbed, he is surrounded by his family and friends. He knows his hours are numbered but he has to eat at one more restaurant.He dusts off his red convertible and drives off far away, frosting his remaining hair as he drives. Once he arrives at the restaurant he orders the largest juiciest burger on the menu. Once he receives his sandwich he reflects for a minute, thinking back to the forty seasons of his show and how every single meal was a blessing.He bites down on his burger and his heart stops.After he awakens in a bright white location, squinting his eyes he sees him. God himself with the same frosted tips as the man does. When the man asks “Where am I” the lord replied swiftly.“You did it Guy,””You’ve made it to FlavorTown” | 2018-06-15 00:35:35 |
| Drewski | Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus | 2018-06-15 00:35:15 |
| Drewski | I'm signing because Waluigi is the most repressed character in video games to date. He is barely in SSB Ultimate, and he doesn't have his own game. The least that anyone could do for him is give him a spot in Fortnite, a spot which he so rightfully deserves. Without Waluigi in Fortnite, mass chaos and destruction can be a certain result. Yes, Waluigi not Fortnite could directly cause the end of the world, as there would be so many revolts and uprisings from all the Waluigi lovers of the world. So please, for the good of humanity and all life on Earth, add Waluigi to Fortnite. | 2018-06-15 00:34:19 |
| Drewski | This always happens. This ALWAYS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happens. I see a hot chic in the thumbnail, get all turned on by the sex, and get ready to blow my load the same time as the man. But when he pulls his ♥♥♥♥ out to finish, it's an alien, hooded, smegmum filled slimy Euro ♥♥♥♥ that looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freshwater leech. There is no faster way to kill a boner than to see one of those extraterrestrial looking worm-♥♥♥♥♥.I want to rescue that woman. To swoop in, rip off my boxers, and shove my medically-trimmed 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ into her mouth. I want to show her what an all-American, clean cut, organic grass-fed ♥♥♥♥ looks like. She'd never go back, never.I need a valium. | 2018-06-15 00:33:57 |
| Oakley | you see that kid in the ponytail? that’s me😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎im not like other girls😉😉😉😉😉i play yu-ghi-oh with my guy friends💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🤫🤫🤫i hate makeup 👿👿💄👀😡i like minecraft⚽️🏀🏈🎾⚾️other girls are gross🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮i hate them🤭🤭🤭4th grade rockz!!!! 😉😉🆒✌🏼 | 2018-06-13 21:53:37 |
| Oakley | If my queers💇🏼🌈and my hatechicken🍗😍 both drowning😱🌊 and I can only save one😤😬 Catch me at the funeral😔👻🌹 wit a mouth watering spicy sammich 😜😏💯😎🍆 | 2018-06-13 21:51:36 |
| Oakley | 👨 Memes 🐸 imitate art, 🎨 art 🎨 imitates life. 👤 | 2018-06-13 21:50:42 |
| Oakley | Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend. | 2018-06-13 21:49:17 |
| Oakley | What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. | 2018-06-13 21:49:14 |
| Oakley | 🚨🚨🚨STOP RIGHT THERE🚨🚨🚨👮THIS IS THE ✨PERFECT✨ POLICE👮😍YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY UNDER ARREST😍 | 2018-06-13 21:47:30 |
| Oakley | 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 great stuff great stuff👌 thats ✔ some great👌👌stuff right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Great stuff | 2018-06-13 21:46:32 |
| Drewski | Technically, pansexuality is the least gay sexualityIf you are straight, you like girls, who like guys, which means it's 25% gayIf you are gay, well that's 100% gayBisexuality is 50% gay, because you like bothPansexuality however, is an attraction to all the genders, 56 are politically recognized, and only one is male, so Pansexuality only makes you 1.78% gayThis concludes my research, good day! | 2018-06-13 12:19:25 |
| Oakley | Hi my name is sir isaac brosef and im here to present you to our lord and savior mac n cheezel. cheeze whiz mixed with strusel thanks see u next time | 2018-06-03 20:17:20 |
| 『p e e n』 | The Muffin man has visited this place | 2018-05-08 23:10:44 |
| Drewski | amy Schumer walks on stage picks up mic, almost drops it twice while fumbling it taps it to test its on, it screeches “Ahem. Welcome to my comedy special. I’m Amy Schumer and I have a vagina.” A few small chuckles begin. They slowly increase until most of the audience is giggling at the joke. They don’t stop but Amy continues on to her next joke. “I have periods too.” The audience suddenly roars into laughter. Tears streaming down some people’s faces as they struggle to breathe. Amy still goes on. “One time I woke up and my vagina was like ooh I’m a vagina” The audience laughs so hard they can’t breathe. Amy Schumer walks off stage. The crowd is still roaring with laughter. People begin to pass out due to inability to breathe from laughing so hard. Amy Schumer walks back out, for one last joke. “I have boobs too” That’s it. Amy runs off stage as fast as she can. | 2018-03-29 10:20:15 |
| Oakley | Woah... broh.... BRUH........ this is ........ waow...... blowing my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind........... bruh this is just......... BRO.......... I just............ damn............... bro, DUDE, BRO........ dude, man, this is........ ♥♥♥♥........ damn, bro.......... ♥♥♥♥.................. this is really......... BRO............... this is REALLY making me THINK.............. bro this is............... this is enlightening me bro................................................................. NATURE N ♥♥♥♥ BRO.......... NATURE............. bro......................... bruh.......................... this is just................ bro, wow................ BRO. | 2018-03-23 16:02:26 |
| Oakley | I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. | 2018-01-29 20:13:20 |
| Oakley | ( ͡° ͜◯ ͡°) ＣＬＯＷＮ ＦＩＥＳＴＡ ( ͡° ͜◯ ͡°) | 2018-01-24 16:50:47 |
| ViaRecon | Hello there, Miss Crawford.My name's John Rodney. You can call me John!I'd like to make you an offer for a position at our firm, John Rodney Co. You see, Miss Crawford.It has come to our attention that you are a real george foreman grill. A real authentic george foreman grill like yourself is quite the rarity in our community.How does this relate to the offer? Well Miss Crawford, in our community there are people who need to get their meats grilled. They need their meats to be tender, juicy, medium-rare, and grilled.And you can help us provide them with this service.You see, Miss Crawford, there is a demand in this community. And where there is a demand, there is business. And where there is business, you can expect to see me, John Rodney! You can call me John.So Miss Crawford, would you take my hand and help me make some club penguin coins? | 2018-01-23 19:21:14 |
| Oakley | Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce -we are all Waluigi. | 2018-01-07 19:19:33 |
| Drewski | The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat. | 2018-01-04 00:14:10 |
| Drewski | ♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾) | 2017-12-25 19:20:44 |
| Drewski | For me, nature is one of the neatest things on this planet. That is why Rodney and I started Neature Walk. Because we want everyone to know just how neat nature is instead of just me and Rodney knowing it.How neat is that? That’s pretty neat.Without a doubt, coming out into nature is one of the neatest things there is to do, but you also have to be careful. That’s why I always try to pack the heat – try to pack a gun. Just a little bit – pack some heat. Now this isn’t too – this isn’t much of a big boy, I don’t want to kill the animal, but I do want to warn it, and say hey, “I think you’re pretty neat, but I respect your distance”. There’s bears out here, there’s mountain cougars, and biting goats. | 2017-12-24 11:52:01 |
| Four | What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕8 | 2017-12-23 23:42:16 |
| Drewski | Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL. | 2017-11-24 11:04:00 |
| Oakley | y r u like this dru | 2017-11-04 19:08:57 |
| Drewski | The RickAndMortyGram™ Pickle Test is a multistage IQ test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The very high IQ test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the squanching line. The difficulty squanches slowly, but goes higher over a typical viewer's head each minute after you hear this signal. “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub” A solid grasp of theoretical physics should be demonstrated each time you hear this sound. "I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY! I'M PICKLE RICK!" Remember Rick's nihilistic outlook, and worship Dan Harmon's genius wit as long as possible. The second time you fail to grasp the extremely subtle humour before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word squanch. On your mark, get ready, squanch! | 2017-11-04 17:33:56 |
| Drewski | When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm, you're not going any old place. You're coming to the underground fight club of intellect. Prepare to be mentally battered. But don't worry, after you've spent your newbie time being cognitively pummeled, you'll have joined the ranks of the mental elite.Then you'll see the world for what it truly is. All those people going around without a thought in their head. You'll hate it. You'll become just like him. And you'll start loving it. The power of intelligence, of absolute intellectual superiority. It'll become a high you chase, constantly learning and experimenting.You'll finally be a Rick. | 2017-11-04 17:31:41 |
| Oakley | 👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻 | 2017-10-26 16:40:16 |
| Four | 👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻 | 2017-10-26 11:14:43 |
| Mama Jamu | slut | 2017-08-29 02:21:56 |
| Drewski | welcome | 2017-08-29 02:02:46 |
| Mama Jamu | thank | 2017-08-29 01:53:11 |
| Oakley | can confirm best puss wow | 2017-08-26 23:28:04 |
| Oakley | luh u | 2017-08-11 16:02:11 |
| Drewski | A female, on le Steam? Hang on fellas I got this!Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heeliesH-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only care about looks!Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 2017-06-29 00:48:12 |
| Oakley | im gonna fight everyone | 2017-05-26 18:58:31 |
| Drewski | Hey i'm 12 but i'm mature for my age, unlike all these other stupid twelvies I listen to skrillex, I drink monster energy drinks and I post inspirational quotes on my facebook because my mother won't let me use twitter because she doesn't understand my maturity. Just to let you know, i'm more special than the other twelvies. | 2017-05-24 22:26:27 |
| ViaRecon | Pardon me Maddam...But I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing... Perhaps you would do me the honors of removing them and photographing your flesh so I can gaze upon your beauty? | 2017-05-24 22:25:41 |
| Drewski | I, for one, love Guy Fieri. He is the embodiment of what every man, woman, or child should strive to be. He is absolutely stoked every minute of every hour of every day, unable to feel any negative emotion. His bombastic euphoria allows him to even brave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Friday's appetizers with a grand smile on his face, utilizing unnecessary adjectives like "killer" or "kickin" or perhaps even "poppalicious" whilst doing so. He sees adventure everywhere, from the bland realms of Food Network to the prospect of a Friday's in Toledo, Ohio. He is the man who embodies every Smash Mouth song ever written, even going as far as to look like the lead singer of Smash Mouth. He is the essence of every Capri Sun commercial you've ever seen. He is Guy Fieri, the fall-off-the-bone messiah. | 2017-05-24 22:25:26 |
| Drewski | SALUTATIONS MY GOOD LADY, WOULDST THOU BE INTERESTED IN A COLLECTION OF PIXELS ARRANGED VIA THE BINARY PROCESSES OF MY DIGITAL CAMERA INTO THE LIKENESS OF MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS? | 2017-05-24 22:24:27 |
| Mama Jamu | u rite | 2017-05-24 17:22:57 |
| Oakley | Best puss wow | 2017-05-23 22:16:47 |
| ViaRecon | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2017-04-30 20:33:31 |
| Oakley | 100% girlfriend | 2016-02-06 18:06:49 |
| Oakley | +rep, is baber | 2015-11-26 00:48:14 |
| Mama Jamu | i know right, this is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that i just don't know how to feel right now. who knew that a damn video game could make this much of an impact on my emotions | 2015-10-20 22:00:07 |
| Four | i cried more in this game than i ever did in 22 yrs ive been alive. i honestly dont know how to deal right now. its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over dude.thats it.no more. | 2015-10-20 21:57:28 |
| Mama Jamu | I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE I CRIED MORE WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME THAN AN ACTUAL FUNERAL THAT I WENT TO | 2015-10-20 21:52:23 |
| Four | #BAEOVERBAY2k15 | 2015-10-20 21:50:45 |
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