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SteamID64: 76561198046352199
SteamID32: [U:1:86086471]
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:43043235
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/watermelonsurplus/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046352199
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Status: Online
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: True
Creation: 2011-08-03 20:40:47 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-06-20 01:50:40
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
| Name | Time Changed |
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| Watermelon Surplus | 2023-03-31 23:36:33 [Estimated] |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/watermelonsurplus/ | 2023-03-31 23:36:33 |
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| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| Watermelon Surplus | Miss Grandochi, is this yours? | 2024-01-06 13:22:35 |
| MellyKelly | Buttercups and butter-baked beans <3 | 2024-01-06 11:09:57 |
| Knoxklay11 | Yes! S♥♥♥♥♥♥SH. Its a great thing for me to say. | 2023-09-04 13:10:28 |
| benny | argh you eating? | 2023-09-04 05:50:25 |
| Watermelon Surplus | jusht fine | 2023-09-03 23:25:07 |
| benny | heh heh heh heh hehhhhh (gasp)SHO WHATSH GOIN ON?????????? how ARGH yuhhhhhhhhhhh | 2023-09-02 17:21:47 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You're speaking so softly I can barely hear ya | 2023-09-02 14:55:47 |
| benny | WALNUT | 2023-08-29 20:14:59 |
| Knoxklay11 | you work at a convenience store. AMATEUR. | 2023-08-29 20:12:52 |
| Watermelon Surplus | How do you get a job here, ♥♥♥♥face? | 2023-08-29 19:01:25 |
| MellyKelly | You didn't follow proto... ur done, buddy. | 2023-08-28 21:59:10 |
| erik | they got all kindsh of websitesh.... all kindsh of f***ed up SH*T>:( | 2023-05-29 13:22:55 |
| Watermelon Surplus | are you intereshted? | 2023-05-29 13:19:46 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ya know there'sh a whole network WORLDWIDE... of people who ♥♥♥♥ people | 2023-05-29 13:19:17 |
| Knoxklay11 | got a shcrewy little WALNUT here that juust wont stop talking... | 2023-05-29 12:25:26 |
| erik | "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"do you remember that? that'sh me. | 2023-05-29 11:02:05 |
| Knoxklay11 | hang on. im looking up my ass right now. im looking a little further here! | 2023-05-29 08:29:42 |
| erik | I'm not understand--walnut????? | 2023-05-29 05:15:05 |
| Watermelon Surplus | no, we don't have walnut alert | 2023-05-28 23:12:57 |
| erik | would you like to buy a couch? yesh.what type of couch would you like to buy? WALNUT(hangs up) xD | 2023-05-28 21:44:36 |
| Knoxklay11 | Hope yer momma gits ♥♥♥♥♥♥ n yer daughter tew | 2022-12-24 01:49:43 |
| Knoxklay11 | Oh fugg yer merry christmas, n i hope santy claus ♥♥♥♥♥ on yew. | 2022-12-23 22:32:53 |
| Watermelon Surplus | merry chrishmash yew long legged ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2022-12-23 22:19:31 |
| Knoxklay11 | why dont you go play a game with the gutter rats | 2022-08-28 18:07:52 |
| Knoxklay11 | LISTEN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥There is on the internet… a-a bunch of trolls… | 2022-06-16 01:47:58 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'm Robert Chandler, I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. I'm basically a neighbor of yours. | 2022-06-16 00:47:15 |
| Knoxklay11 | S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. | 2022-06-15 23:31:40 |
| Knoxklay11 | Can I explain something to you?I’m in Virginia. | 2022-06-15 23:31:15 |
| Knoxklay11 | Where do you live in New South Wales m8 | 2022-05-22 21:38:27 |
| Knoxklay11 | 333 Sheridan Street | 2022-05-21 14:46:02 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Come and visit me! Come and visit me! You know where I work. | 2022-05-20 18:29:19 |
| Knoxklay11 | When you talk about a man, you dont even know what you’re talking about. | 2022-05-20 16:20:41 |
| Knoxklay11 | I’m waiting outside the Jindalee Medical Center right now! | 2022-05-20 14:52:13 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I didn't ring you! | 2022-05-20 13:50:44 |
| Knoxklay11 | And how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DARE you accuse me of doing ♥♥♥♥ that I dont even do. | 2022-05-20 13:49:39 |
| Knoxklay11 | Too bad I know who you are and im coming to get you cockhead. | 2022-05-20 12:58:48 |
| Knoxklay11 | Im just letting you know everything you say is being recorded right now. And traced.So lets have a conversation so, a DECENT conversation, so we can find out who you are and thenI can knock your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ block off. So how would you like to go about this, bud? | 2022-05-20 12:40:50 |
| Knoxklay11 | Yeah well its not real good is it | 2022-05-20 12:38:49 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Yeah, but you gotta remember we're in Australia. You're in Northern- you're in America. | 2022-05-20 11:46:29 |
| Knoxklay11 | Are you pumping diesel or unleaded? | 2022-05-20 11:14:19 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Excuse me, I've just got to serve a customer- hello! | 2022-05-20 10:46:54 |
| Knoxklay11 | HAAAAGH!!!!!! | 2022-05-20 09:57:50 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Let's see here.... okay I got two... walnutsh MMm | 2022-03-17 18:04:58 |
| Knoxklay11 | Heres the plan: Take MY FIST out of the box. Stick it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Shove it real hard. When you hear the crunch, youre there. Just do what I tell you. Black. Go on. | 2022-03-17 17:09:37 |
| Watermelon Surplus | What are you gonna do with that... | 2022-03-17 17:02:14 |
| Knoxklay11 | do it NOW. | 2022-03-14 19:51:55 |
| Knoxklay11 | This is the plan: get your ass to Mars | 2022-03-14 19:51:51 |
| Knoxklay11 | Listen to me very carefully: | 2022-03-14 19:51:41 |
| Knoxklay11 | This is KTIT: K-TIT! Playing the breast- uh, the best tunes in town! | 2022-03-07 10:40:08 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Shut up - what's your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ operator number? | 2022-02-27 22:22:39 |
| Knoxklay11 | ♥♥♥♥ you, good looking ♥♥♥♥♥. Go ahead. | 2022-02-27 21:28:16 |
| Knoxklay11 | You stole my money and I want it back, tree ♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2022-02-14 17:22:18 |
| Knoxklay11 | One moment please. Caller interrupted: F for Frank Garrett oh ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Go ahead | 2022-02-13 20:12:53 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Your casino is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ my ass you bitchass pig ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go ahead. | 2022-02-13 20:09:29 |
| Knoxklay11 | I want you to eat my ♥♥♥♥ Lali and piss all over my face. Go ahead | 2022-02-13 19:40:17 |
| Knoxklay11 | Yes. Go ahead | 2022-02-11 19:27:45 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥. Go ahead. | 2022-02-11 19:21:10 |
| Knoxklay11 | Please repeat your message after “calling for supervisor assistance” | 2022-02-11 19:04:22 |
| Watermelon Surplus | It has been determined that this call is an abuse of the relay service. This call will be tagged and will now be disconnected. | 2022-02-11 17:41:49 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Just a reminder: once you're done with the message, just say "go ahead." | 2022-02-11 17:41:28 |
| Knoxklay11 | I jack off while reading the bible. | 2022-02-11 14:53:18 |
| Knoxklay11 | If you call me asking for coke money again, I’m going to call the police. | 2022-02-10 22:27:07 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Ta ta there, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Yer done | 2022-02-03 18:55:41 |
| SkylineSilver | You didn't follow proto | 2022-02-03 18:51:32 |
| MellyKelly | After the red flash always comes the whitey lighty. | 2022-02-03 18:49:38 |
| Watermelon Surplus | No, I'm not on drugs! I'm a very well-respected individual. | 2022-01-05 12:18:53 |
| Resinous Villain | No, I'm not a machine, I'm living person, living in the Lake District in England. | 2022-01-05 00:19:34 |
| Knoxklay11 | *to MY PLANT* i think this ish a recording…. | 2022-01-03 06:05:48 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Thomas... is that right? Well, I didn't call you... | 2022-01-02 21:34:13 |
| Knoxklay11 | This is A&S Roofing. Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?? | 2022-01-02 21:13:31 |
| Knoxklay11 | This ish Shanta. I’ve got a lisht!Letsh shee here….. | 2021-12-26 12:55:59 |
| Resinous Villain | why dont you go get a bottle and schit under a chrishmash tree | 2021-12-26 12:31:52 |
| Knoxklay11 | No deal. You’re not the one I want. Let me talk to your mother. | 2021-05-09 17:49:06 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Come and visit me! Come and visit me! I'll knock your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ block off. | 2021-05-09 17:26:57 |
| Knoxklay11 | Im here! Cmon kill me! You will not survive. Come and get me. | 2021-05-09 15:30:01 |
| Knoxklay11 | maybe this IS you-hoo-hoo! | 2021-03-11 22:03:47 |
| Watermelon Surplus | hi John | 2021-03-11 22:02:07 |
| Knoxklay11 | JUST SAY "HI FRED" AND ILL KNOW THIS ISNT A RECORDING | 2021-03-11 21:56:54 |
| Knoxklay11 | say hi fred | 2021-03-11 21:56:41 |
| Watermelon Surplus | why don't you believe me? | 2021-03-11 21:12:47 |
| Knoxklay11 | i got a call, uh couple of calls from uh... a palmdale number and then i got another call from an unknown number. and then i got another call from a palmdale number, and then this call came up as unknown. where are you calling from? | 2021-03-11 11:13:23 |
| Knoxklay11 | You called angie ****! | 2021-03-04 17:05:13 |
| Knoxklay11 | Well why the strange phone cohoitz goin on with you? | 2021-03-04 17:04:31 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Is this Freddy Herbert? | 2021-03-04 16:57:20 |
| Knoxklay11 | hey its me ur twin brother. ive still got your bus sign from las vegas! where r u calling from? | 2021-03-04 11:37:47 |
| Knoxklay11 | tyreee...? | 2021-03-03 19:50:24 |
| Watermelon Surplus | This is Miss Childsh... | 2021-03-03 19:00:32 |
| Knoxklay11 | Well then, this is miss correct..? | 2021-03-03 12:35:50 |
| Knoxklay11 | Yes, im getting pranked! | 2021-03-03 10:28:07 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Yes! I know exactly who you are. I got a call from you and it was a recording and you were getting your- you were in a- uhh hair salon and your hair was wet. Do you remember that? | 2021-03-03 10:13:08 |
| Knoxklay11 | ok fred i went to school with lois and carol and i saw you at the class reunion! i have invited you to two of my house parties, do you remember that? we were always nice to each other! and i told you that if i ever had another party, i would call you! | 2021-03-03 07:35:11 |
| Knoxklay11 | IM GONNA BARBECUE YOUR ASS IN MOLASSES!!!! | 2021-02-10 23:10:11 |
| Knoxklay11 | Now you listen here you pig turd. I didnt come aaaall this way this far to go home with empty pockets. ysee, when get you back home, im gonna find the taaallest tree in the country... and then, im gonna hang you from it! | 2021-02-10 23:09:43 |
| Watermelon Surplus | That'sh the number to the Walnut nasshole | 2021-02-10 21:59:31 |
| Watermelon Surplus | 2271 61 54? Eleven... | 2021-02-10 21:59:15 |
| Knoxklay11 | Hello! This is Peter Popoff, PLEASE dont hang up! I need just a little bit of information in order to rush you the miracle spring water that I offer on TV. In order to minister to you, I need just a little bit of information. I'll guide you step-by-step through the easy instructions of the automatic ordering system. Just follow the instructions and I'll see to it that you receive your miracle spring water without any further delay. Now here are the instructions: After each request, you will hear a beep. The beep is your signal to- | 2021-02-10 20:19:26 |
| Watermelon Surplus | What's your booking number? | 2021-01-27 19:00:17 |
| Knoxklay11 | Garden Grove is Orange County and Walnut is in LA. | 2021-01-27 14:28:11 |
| Knoxklay11 | it... its saturday?? i thought i had to go to mass, but i dont have to go until tomorrow! so i guess.. thats a blessing. | 2021-01-23 18:50:39 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Just a minute now, let me push the button. OOHHH now I can hear you a little better! | 2021-01-23 17:48:55 |
| Knoxklay11 | Sounds like you’re on a voiceover IP | 2021-01-23 12:03:15 |
| Knoxklay11 | Thank you for calling the Golden Nugget Casino Marketing, home of Gordie Brown Live, how can I assist you? | 2021-01-16 11:42:34 |
| Watermelon Surplus | my name is PETER. Lally | 2021-01-16 11:37:26 |
| Knoxklay11 | What’s up, Golden Nugget boy?? | 2021-01-16 01:01:04 |
| Knoxklay11 | *palestinian witch laugh* i have a hard ♥♥♥♥ for you and your mother, man. | 2021-01-14 10:12:53 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I have connection with the bolice you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crook | 2021-01-14 09:52:15 |
| Knoxklay11 | Jim Gassican | 2021-01-14 02:37:06 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ALL over | 2021-01-07 09:52:52 |
| Knoxklay11 | cocaine methamphetamine.... | 2021-01-07 00:52:14 |
| Knoxklay11 | Conshtantly. | 2021-01-07 00:52:03 |
| Watermelon Surplus | were you taking some kind of drugsh or drinking? | 2021-01-07 00:32:12 |
| Knoxklay11 | i go to an AA meeting... at night in white at the church. | 2021-01-07 00:19:39 |
| Knoxklay11 | *whispering to MY PLANT* I think this is a recording. | 2020-12-28 14:59:06 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Look at californiawalnuts.com - you'll see our ad. | 2020-12-28 10:12:02 |
| Knoxklay11 | Youre the one calling me acting strange. | 2020-12-28 02:40:43 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I don't even have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer! | 2020-12-19 12:29:52 |
| Knoxklay11 | I WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE IN COMMAND | 2020-12-19 02:04:28 |
| Knoxklay11 | IM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLUT IN THE ELEVATOR! IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ A MARTIAN. | 2020-12-08 16:08:29 |
| Watermelon Surplus | IF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AREN'T HERE IN FIVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥' MINUTES, I'M GONNA PUNCH THE GUY IN THE FACE WHEN HE COMES HERE | 2020-12-08 10:28:50 |
| Knoxklay11 | what am i stupid??? did you not hear me, you imbecile. get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy here NOW. NOW. | 2020-12-08 07:30:39 |
| Knoxklay11 | i was arrested on the 6th by uhh... garden grove PD | 2020-12-04 15:21:56 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I was a psychiatrist. | 2020-12-04 15:07:06 |
| Knoxklay11 | are you normal? | 2020-12-04 14:59:57 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'm not taking some kind of drugsh or drinking | 2020-12-04 14:48:00 |
| Knoxklay11 | i will give you my Drugs.. and i will ask you to give me your Drugs. i have extraordinary machines to make Drugs. | 2020-12-02 14:24:29 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'm a very well-respected doctor living in the Lake District | 2020-12-02 11:42:08 |
| Knoxklay11 | You have a FOUL MOUTH and I don’t wish to speak to you. | 2020-12-01 23:51:50 |
| Watermelon Surplus | And your phone number Greg? | 2020-11-27 00:51:12 |
| Knoxklay11 | WHAT THE HELL DO I PAY YOU FOR?!?!?! | 2020-11-24 13:33:31 |
| Knoxklay11 | HEY GRAMPS, I TOLD YOU TO PUT TWO COATS OF WAX ON MY CAR, NOT JUST ONE | 2020-11-24 13:33:24 |
| Knoxklay11 | arent you smart, that lovely language. | 2020-11-10 01:13:42 |
| Watermelon Surplus | What's wow spelled backwards? Woah. | 2020-11-09 23:22:11 |
| Knoxklay11 | Pineville. | 2020-11-09 22:24:35 |
| Knoxklay11 | See there you go again, thats the only word you know! | 2020-11-09 22:24:29 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Come and visit me! Come and visit me brotha! | 2020-10-26 00:04:08 |
| Knoxklay11 | Let’s not play games, okay? I’m looking through your computer and I’m looking at you. | 2020-10-25 23:04:09 |
| Knoxklay11 | you called before and called the other operator a ♥♥♥♥♥ and everything, now this has got to stop. | 2020-10-25 14:43:23 |
| Knoxklay11 | i did what, excuse me?? | 2020-10-25 14:42:33 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I wish I was some place I could get my hands on you, that's all I can tell you. | 2020-10-25 14:07:20 |
| Knoxklay11 | let me tell you something ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: you called here 3 times in the last 10 minutes, and im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of it. | 2020-10-25 13:27:03 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I started smoking weed in 1970 at the very tail end of being a cop. | 2020-10-18 18:33:10 |
| Knoxklay11 | im gonna have a martian blow me and im gonna come on his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face when he comes here. | 2020-10-18 18:16:35 |
| Watermelon Surplus | That'shhhh... what it'sh all about | 2020-10-18 18:14:56 |
| Knoxklay11 | im gonna ♥♥♥♥ a martian slut in the elevator | 2020-10-18 18:12:52 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Ish that right? I don't know if it'sh the 760 number or the other number that I've given you. | 2020-10-18 17:30:08 |
| Knoxklay11 | uh huh! youve jusht been calling me... Conshtantly. i know exactly who you are. | 2020-10-18 16:52:05 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You called about 13 timesh today. Ish your phone ringing and you think it'sh me? | 2020-10-18 16:34:59 |
| Knoxklay11 | No I did not. Now thats not me. | 2020-10-18 15:40:53 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I didn't call anybody! Are you taking some kind of drugsh or drinking? | 2020-10-18 15:39:25 |
| Knoxklay11 | you and i have gotten along fine and i dont know why... this is.. happening. | 2020-10-18 14:51:30 |
| Knoxklay11 | why are you so mad at me? | 2020-10-18 14:51:17 |
| Knoxklay11 | Im afraid this is a prank call. Im making them | 2020-10-06 13:13:33 |
| Knoxklay11 | thats not meee... | 2020-10-06 13:13:19 |
| Watermelon Surplus | A-are you mentally ill? You're just some sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the phone! This ish a business phone not a prank phone call line. | 2020-10-06 11:35:00 |
| Knoxklay11 | Now thats not me. | 2020-10-06 09:32:51 |
| Knoxklay11 | Theyre tell me.. im crazy... | 2020-10-06 09:32:43 |
| Knoxklay11 | No I did not. | 2020-10-06 09:32:30 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You called me sir. | 2020-10-06 09:14:52 |
| Knoxklay11 | STOP THESE ANNOYING PHONE CALLS. | 2020-10-06 01:32:40 |
| Knoxklay11 | im looking at it right here | 2020-10-04 15:43:13 |
| Knoxklay11 | A-N-D-E-R-S-O-N | 2020-10-04 15:42:57 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Spell that. | 2020-10-04 14:57:55 |
| Knoxklay11 | a white powdery substance... | 2020-10-04 01:11:21 |
| Watermelon Surplus | OOOHHH | 2020-10-04 01:01:35 |
| Knoxklay11 | I need JESUS CHRIST... in MY life. | 2020-10-04 00:59:48 |
| Knoxklay11 | Father?? This is your son. Come on in and see me... | 2020-10-04 00:59:21 |
| Knoxklay11 | talk till youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoarse, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2020-09-25 00:59:07 |
| Knoxklay11 | what the ♥♥♥♥ would i wanna be buildin a buildin for yew in tokyo for??? who in the ♥♥♥♥ do yew think yew are, jesus christ?? | 2020-09-21 23:37:08 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You're outta your mind buddy I don't even have a dozer and I don't do dirt work | 2020-09-21 23:34:14 |
| Knoxklay11 | keep going, i got it all. keep going. i love that youre talking like this, this is fantastic. | 2020-09-21 17:26:26 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You got a piece of paper? Write this down: You're a pathetic, loser, idiot. | 2020-09-21 16:30:51 |
| Knoxklay11 | Hey. Jerkoff. Come down to the office so i can punch you in the face, alright? | 2020-09-21 08:08:02 |
| Knoxklay11 | GO SMOKE ANOTHER MARLBORO HOOSIER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU | 2020-09-20 17:00:02 |
| Watermelon Surplus | What do you want, a shootout with the cops? Are you suicidal? Well you better sober up then cause if the police come down there you know it's not a- it's it's it's not necessary to be like this. | 2020-09-20 16:53:38 |
| Knoxklay11 | look here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ive got your whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spiel down. ive got your background check, ♥♥♥♥ what you owe on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, i know EVERYTHING about you now, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2020-09-20 14:38:46 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Ain't nobody cawled you here | 2020-09-18 00:20:52 |
| Knoxklay11 | your name is chuck and i've come for your daughter, chuck! | 2020-09-17 19:29:58 |
| Knoxklay11 | Hey, dude. I got it all on recording. I’m gonna put it all in an affidavit form and submit it to the court so the judge can see what a loser you are. And then I’m gonna send it over to DYFS in Trenton so they can see how you’re raising your kid. | 2020-09-01 23:58:27 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Oh there you go again with your favorite phrase. Yes, it's very strange. And you think John read some receipt wrongly to me | 2020-09-01 00:19:59 |
| Knoxklay11 | THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. | 2020-09-01 00:11:02 |
| Knoxklay11 | this is a hate crime. this is a crime against your mother you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crook | 2020-08-31 23:58:46 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You're a crook you biece of ♥♥♥♥ | 2020-08-31 23:40:45 |
| Knoxklay11 | Unless you a very daangerous man.. | 2020-08-31 23:28:07 |
| Knoxklay11 | Thats too much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man, one million dollar for these charges. | 2020-08-31 23:27:52 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Use othersh... use othersh ID for gain AND possession of a controlled substance and alsho beeshtiality in the public waysh. | 2020-08-31 23:07:23 |
| Knoxklay11 | What r her charges | 2020-08-31 22:39:28 |
| Watermelon Surplus | They're gonna take her and ARRAIGN her at the central court. They're gonna uhh hook her up and take her to court in the morning. Her bail is one MILLION dollarsh. I don't wanna shpend that kinda money! | 2020-08-31 16:24:06 |
| Knoxklay11 | You have a warrant? | 2020-08-29 10:39:07 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'm in charge. | 2020-08-29 10:18:57 |
| Knoxklay11 | You think thish ish a JOKE??? | 2020-08-29 09:59:58 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Just because John read the receipt wrong to me, I'm gonna act thish way? Ish thish my way of getting out of my responsibilities? | 2020-08-29 09:48:34 |
| Knoxklay11 | I know you’re a better gentleman than this, sir. | 2020-08-29 01:06:44 |
| Knoxklay11 | You and I have gotten along fine and I don’t know why this is happening. | 2020-08-29 01:06:38 |
| Knoxklay11 | Thank you! Go ahead. | 2020-08-24 22:55:31 |
| Watermelon Surplus | One MILLION dollarsh?? Mmmmother... Jusht because John read your chargesh wrong, Garden Grove is gonna act thish way? Ish thish their way of getting out of their reshponshibilities? You're one shick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I'll bail em for ya. | 2020-08-24 21:37:09 |
| Knoxklay11 | I was uhh... was arreshted on the sixth... by uhhh.... garden grove pd.. for uhhh... possession of a controlled subshtansh paraphernalia, vehicle theft, receiving stolen property, possession of drugs in prison, possession of a narcotic controlled substance, and possession of a controlled subshtansh...The bail ish one million.. and fifteen bucksh. Can I get shome help pleash. | 2020-08-24 21:24:48 |
| Knoxklay11 | Heeeeeere ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. heeeeeere ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. | 2020-08-17 00:09:03 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You know deep down there's some really nasty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that live in this world, and I happen to be one of them. | 2020-08-16 22:06:32 |
| Knoxklay11 | Im at the casino spendin thousands of dollars while youre at home suckin your mothers tit. ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2020-08-15 22:26:44 |
| Knoxklay11 | This is a...this is just a shot in the dark, but uh...there's no chance that you're uh...pre-law, is there? | 2020-08-12 21:32:11 |
| Knoxklay11 | No, I’m a data... 𝘢 𝘯 𝘢 𝘭 𝘺 𝘻 𝘦 𝘳 | 2020-08-12 15:49:18 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You got no concept, you got no clue. I'm a data analyzer. I manipulate data. | 2020-08-12 15:02:43 |
| Knoxklay11 | You dont even know what the ♥♥♥♥ a data packet is. | 2020-08-12 11:55:45 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Call me Lou. | 2020-08-09 22:50:12 |
| Knoxklay11 | Would you like to buy this red Dirt Devil I got? | 2020-08-09 22:21:46 |
| Knoxklay11 | The caller has typed “You stole my money and I want it back, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.” Go ahead. | 2020-07-31 18:56:38 |
| erik | WALNUT | 2020-07-30 06:26:56 |
| Knoxklay11 | No...? Thatsh not good information. | 2020-07-25 17:52:25 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I have Earl Rogersh... R-O-G-E-R-Sh? I arreshted him! | 2020-07-25 15:01:02 |
| Knoxklay11 | Give me his name. | 2020-07-25 14:29:48 |
| Knoxklay11 | Long Beach? | 2020-07-25 14:29:41 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'm in Upland. | 2020-07-25 11:27:06 |
| Knoxklay11 | i might be from new york but i got yer big apple right here, ya... | 2020-07-18 13:14:58 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Thank you! I just had a... friend of mine she called me from Arkansas, and, ya know, wished me happy Fourth of ChuLY, and she'sh a crazy ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2020-07-04 09:29:00 |
| Knoxklay11 | *twee* *twee* *twee*. Heheheheheh... Happy Fourth of Chu LY. You havin’ fun? | 2020-07-04 03:46:05 |
| Knoxklay11 | Im gonna put an END to YOU. | 2020-07-04 03:40:20 |
| Knoxklay11 | Chu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2020-07-04 03:39:56 |
| Knoxklay11 | A doll? Lishten to thish: *twee* *twee* *twee* | 2020-06-26 21:20:59 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Can ya hear me? All I hear ish like DOHL or shomething? | 2020-06-26 17:25:20 |
| Knoxklay11 | im going to it right now... | 2020-06-26 16:11:05 |
| Knoxklay11 | hang on. | 2020-06-26 16:10:58 |
| Knoxklay11 | im gonna put my shpeaker phone on. | 2020-06-26 16:10:53 |
| Knoxklay11 | hang on. | 2020-06-26 16:10:45 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Ushing othersh... for gain. That'sh me. Ya know what I mean? | 2020-06-25 20:07:33 |
| Knoxklay11 | Have a good day, as they say in America! | 2020-06-17 22:16:53 |
| Watermelon Surplus | well GOODNIGHT! | 2020-06-17 19:04:43 |
| Knoxklay11 | Uh huh! You go to shleep... GEORGE??? Go to hell. | 2020-06-17 18:51:06 |
| Watermelon Surplus | AK-47sh... shprayed 'em silver. Ish that right? | 2020-06-17 17:36:07 |
| Knoxklay11 | ive got uhh FIREARGHM. thesh blacksh r shtarting to FRUSHTRATE me. theyre getting HOSHTILE. brown ♥♥♥♥... you are going to pay. | 2020-06-17 16:13:04 |
| Watermelon Surplus | One MILLION! Every day! EVERY day! I talked to a detective there over and over and nobody helpsh ush... Pomona won't arresht these nassholes... Well, I know shir, I got my fingersh crosshed. | 2020-06-17 15:56:40 |
| Knoxklay11 | How many PRANKSHTERSH do you have?? JESUSH CHRISHT... id sure like to put an end to thish brown ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Yknow what i mean? | 2020-06-17 15:35:59 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Co-hoh! There'sh a lot of thish going on... There'sh a whole network WORLDWIDE of people that "prank" people's businesses. Gregory Stevens broke into my office and I arrested him because the Upland Police Department doesn't have the shtaff to handle all theshe callsh. There's some shick person out there that'sh doing thish. | 2020-06-17 10:32:25 |
| Knoxklay11 | Black. Not sho good... | 2020-06-17 02:10:17 |
| Knoxklay11 | STICK YOUR computer IN YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS. GO LISTEN TO YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GARTH BROOKS RECORDS AND DRINK ANOTHER BUDWEISER. | 2020-06-13 14:02:30 |
| Watermelon Surplus | HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS YOU? I GOT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAME AND YOUR NADDRESS, I GOT YOUR ZIP CODE YOU STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥! | 2020-06-13 13:35:09 |
| Knoxklay11 | Lishten to thish: im gonna put an END to YOU. Im going to PEE in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKULL. You are going to pay. An exsh felon with a firearghm?? Thatsh me. Well what im shaying ishYurr NECKsht. | 2020-06-13 00:17:58 |
| Knoxklay11 | you are so talented...! you play back recordings, you mix things up, you talk in between.. oh my god.. what does your room look like??? | 2020-06-11 09:28:08 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Interested in... what? WALNUTSH | 2020-06-11 09:13:30 |
| Knoxklay11 | Are you intereshted. | 2020-06-11 08:56:30 |
| Knoxklay11 | Letsh shee here... i got.. two.... | 2020-06-11 08:56:18 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Did you find anything? YESH... Walnutshh | 2020-06-11 01:28:54 |
| Knoxklay11 | OHHHHHHHHH | 2020-06-11 00:30:59 |
| Knoxklay11 | Im looking a little further up my ass right now | 2020-06-11 00:30:39 |
| Watermelon Surplus | K-R-I-S-F?-A-L-U-S-I? | 2020-06-08 15:41:06 |
| Knoxklay11 | ELDORADOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 2020-06-08 15:17:19 |
| Knoxklay11 | lishten to thish: | 2020-06-08 15:17:02 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'm not trying to argue with you, shir, I'm just trying to help you! | 2020-06-07 09:30:02 |
| Knoxklay11 | MMMh. MmmmmMMMM. *heavy breathing* | 2020-06-04 11:59:18 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I’ve had people come into my office I’ve had em handcuffed. Is that shomething you wanna do? I’m one shick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thatsh doing thish and I’ll have my Agent John recording ush... are you intereshted? | 2020-06-04 11:26:37 |
| Knoxklay11 | jesush chrisht. NOH!!!!! give me shome ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANDY. Right now. | 2020-06-04 10:18:23 |
| Watermelon Surplus | For 500 dollarsh? I don’t wanna spend that kinda money. I’ll give ya nine bucksh. ALL over! | 2020-06-04 10:13:18 |
| Knoxklay11 | i'll give you Sheckshual shatisfactshion. every day...! EVERY day. | 2020-06-03 23:09:34 |
| Knoxklay11 | Noo... we dont have LifeAlert. Are you taking shome kind of drugsh or drinking? | 2020-06-02 16:22:24 |
| Watermelon Surplus | There ish a- I mean there'sh a long list of Gregory Stevensh in Pomona. Get his booking number and call me back, okay? | 2020-06-02 16:11:31 |
| Knoxklay11 | WHERE IS HE??? | 2020-06-02 13:27:14 |
| Knoxklay11 | the uhh.. beer kegsh... | 2020-06-01 21:34:28 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Come to my officsh | 2020-05-31 19:35:35 |
| Knoxklay11 | I dont even advertise in texas, howd yew git my name | 2020-05-23 23:38:20 |
| Watermelon Surplus | 'Scuse me? Are you looking at my ad right now? | 2020-05-23 17:09:42 |
| Knoxklay11 | Pardon me? I said good NIGHT. | 2020-05-23 14:26:41 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Thank you-hoo-hoo! I just had a friend of mine she called me from Arkansas and... ya know wished me happy birthday and she'sh a crazy ♥♥♥♥♥. | 2020-05-14 09:02:46 |
| Knoxklay11 | Lishten to thish: happy burthday to you-hoo-hoo..! Can i get shome cake pleash. MMMh.. Pleash. Go ahead. | 2020-05-14 00:03:07 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Ayy thank you!! | 2020-05-14 00:02:00 |
| YoshiBobby | Yo, I'm late by an hour, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY | 2020-05-13 23:54:00 |
| Knoxklay11 | and thatsh all to YOUR benefit. | 2020-04-29 21:35:14 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Come on in and see me. | 2020-04-29 20:19:29 |
| Knoxklay11 | COME TO MY OFFICE. | 2020-04-29 15:06:43 |
| Knoxklay11 | Waow. | 2020-04-29 15:06:29 |
| Watermelon Surplus | This is Gregory Stevens. I so desperately want to have a relationshi-shship with you. That's all I think about all day. I wake up in the morning thinking about having a relationship with you, I go to bed at night thinking about having a relationship with you. All hours in between all I think about is having a relationship with you. That's the sum total of my life. | 2020-04-29 09:58:05 |
| Knoxklay11 | Do you wanna have a relationship with me, shir. | 2020-04-29 00:39:21 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You're a ♥♥♥♥♥! | 2020-04-16 14:09:18 |
| Knoxklay11 | and you believe you just have no... redeeming qualities no... nothing | 2020-04-16 14:05:59 |
| Knoxklay11 | tell me why its all about body image and not about self image | 2020-04-16 14:05:26 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I DESERVE to be treated better than this! Stephanie... Vincent | 2020-04-16 11:40:49 |
| Knoxklay11 | You can just write me off, and - and you can get mad at me.. im expendable, thats okay. You dont need me. | 2020-04-15 23:59:48 |
| Knoxklay11 | Yknow.. I was sittin on this plane one time, and the captain gets on the mic and says his whole yknow “well be cruising at 20,000ft” thing, but he forgets to turn his mic off. And after he says that the captain comes back on and says “yknow... all I could use right now is a ♥♥♥♥in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a cup of coffee...” the next thing you know this stewardess comes bombin up to the cockpit to tell the captain his mic is still on, and some guy in the back of the plane yells “hey hun, dont forget the coffee!” | 2020-04-14 01:07:00 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I DIDN'T RING YOU! | 2020-04-12 18:24:18 |
| Knoxklay11 | Ive been in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ devil. | 2020-04-03 01:20:39 |
| Knoxklay11 | ohh ♥♥♥♥♥..... im gonna have a hard time with that yew stupid sumbitch, cuz im a man. | 2020-03-28 23:12:12 |
| Watermelon Surplus | NOH! Take your childish butt and go some place. | 2020-03-28 20:34:23 |
| Knoxklay11 | My name is Cheryl. I believe I am your daughter. | 2020-03-28 19:59:48 |
| Knoxklay11 | For all these years I wondered what I would say if I ever found you... | 2020-03-28 19:59:27 |
| Knoxklay11 | Well hello! | 2020-03-28 19:59:10 |
| Knoxklay11 | listen boy: why dont you go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?? | 2020-03-26 16:22:50 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I will prosecute you to the full extent of the law. You think this is a joke? It's no joke, chump. I'm gonna have you and I'm gonna have you good. | 2020-03-26 15:32:08 |
| Knoxklay11 | Youre sitting there jerking yourself off watching Jerry Springer all day, you know? Heh... GET OFF MY PHONE. | 2020-03-26 14:52:24 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Just because you can't catch Bandit, you're going to act this way? Is thish your way of getting out of your responsibilities? | 2020-03-26 09:46:20 |
| Knoxklay11 | Helloo?? Can you hear me boy?? This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice... I’m in pursuit of a black Trans Am. He’s allll mine, so STAY OUTTA THE WAY..! | 2020-03-26 00:39:19 |
| Knoxklay11 | Hey man listen im lookin for a job, i work on racecars! Im the best! Should i bring my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tools??? Ill work circles around ya, Ill wrap yer ♥♥♥♥♥♥ head in with a ratchet! | 2020-03-23 16:31:52 |
| Knoxklay11 | a rolled dodge! | 2020-03-17 13:48:27 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'M CALLING ABOUT SOME DODGE PARTS | 2020-03-17 13:36:31 |
| Knoxklay11 | THERES AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST..... FOR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥..... TRUCK THATS ROLLED. | 2020-03-17 13:34:21 |
| Knoxklay11 | Just one moment..... *walking endlessly down steps* just one moment........ *takes a deep hit from bong* I am on drugs. | 2020-03-15 16:14:57 |
| Knoxklay11 | ive spoken with people in Alaska.... uhhhh China.. and a variety of other places. You have a foul mouth and I dont wish to speak to you. | 2020-03-15 16:14:02 |
| Watermelon Surplus | How DARE YOU speak to me like that. Yeah, you're an American, aren't you? Are you this chap in Oklahoma? I'm getting telephone calls, basically, from various places in the world , okay? | 2020-03-15 15:46:23 |
| Knoxklay11 | WAAAAAAAA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ well yew gota problem, dont yew... | 2020-03-15 14:45:00 |
| Knoxklay11 | Well ♥♥♥♥, getchew a dozer man n git it done. | 2020-03-11 10:58:44 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You're outta your mind buddy I don't even have a dozer and I don't do dirt work. | 2020-03-11 10:27:18 |
| Knoxklay11 | i dont care if yer callin from the moon, tell me who yew are. | 2020-03-10 22:46:36 |
| Knoxklay11 | Sheehit. Scared tew death. I probably wont sleep a wink tonight. | 2020-03-10 02:19:24 |
| Resinous Villain | get yourself an attorney, CHUMP | 2020-03-07 21:46:02 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You know that law enforcement has got this line tapped, and guess what: I'm gonna have you prosecuted to the full extent on the law. You think this is a joke? It's no joke. I'm gonna have you and I'm gonna have you good. | 2020-03-07 19:45:25 |
| Knoxklay11 | THE SPIRIT OF GOD IS OMNIPOTENT, ITLL WORK ON YO ASS AND I COULD BE FAR FAR AWAY | 2020-03-07 19:39:31 |
| Knoxklay11 | oh fugg kew, yer interruptin ma breakfast.. | 2020-03-04 14:09:09 |
| Knoxklay11 | You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..! | 2020-03-03 21:35:28 |
| Resinous Villain | I wanna talk to somebody civilized... | 2020-03-03 19:34:47 |
| Knoxklay11 | I WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE IN COMMAND!!! | 2020-03-03 11:38:44 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I don't know what to tell ya except to call the Walnut jail and then see if you can find him get a better information okay? | 2020-03-02 21:24:49 |
| Knoxklay11 | *SOI SOI SOI SOI* ROBERT LANE IS GOD. | 2020-02-29 23:46:55 |
| Knoxklay11 | *shoots down LCPD helicopter with an RPG* You go to shleep.. | 2020-02-27 15:47:34 |
| Watermelon Surplus | The Liberty City Police Department really needs to be called on thish... | 2020-02-27 12:01:13 |
| Knoxklay11 | *Fred in GTA IV* Dimitri??? WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THISH. You and I got along fine and i dont know why.. thish ishhh.. happening.. | 2020-02-21 22:53:37 |
| Resinous Villain | ...you think itsh becaush you're mexshican..? | 2020-02-21 20:50:25 |
| Knoxklay11 | TWO YEARSH?!! | 2020-02-21 18:07:52 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You're startin to make me wonder here... It takes a minimum of two hoursh to be into the system. | 2020-02-21 10:41:56 |
| Knoxklay11 | MMMMH. Mmhmm.. MmmmMMMM. Jusht fine. | 2020-02-21 07:18:02 |
| Resinous Villain | all I can do is shixty-one Walnutsh...are you intereshted? | 2020-02-21 03:26:53 |
| Knoxklay11 | ELEVEN dollarsh.... pleash. go ahead. | 2020-02-21 03:15:27 |
| Resinous Villain | mmhmm...come to my offische. pleashe. I'll give ya 9 bucks | 2020-02-21 03:13:23 |
| Knoxklay11 | Conshtantly. ive shmoked weed shinsh 1970..... White Powder. thatsh..... what itsh all about. yknow what i mean? | 2020-02-21 03:01:00 |
| Resinous Villain | Are you taking shome kind of drugsh or drinking? | 2020-02-21 00:06:46 |
| Knoxklay11 | theresh a lot of thingsh in life that dont make shensh... | 2020-02-20 21:56:17 |
| Watermelon Surplus | My computer was talking to me... | 2020-02-20 19:40:41 |
| Knoxklay11 | *computer-killing bestiality malware overtakes your computer* wha-whatsh going on here??? *computer starts smoking and then bursts into flames* OHHHHHHHHH | 2020-02-20 01:38:25 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Their website's down. Why am I doing thish? They're gonna take me and arraign me at the central court. | 2020-02-19 13:48:38 |
| Knoxklay11 | Good morning sir, This is AT&T writing to inform you that we have recently acquired evidence that you have violated your AT&T WIFI service terms of use through the viewing of beastiality and related pornography. This act is illegal in accordance to both federal and state law and thus you are subject to imminent criminal prosecution, jail time, and/or fines. In light of these charges, we must inform you that we have also taken action to suspend internet services to your place of business and residency. In compliance with the FBI and their investigation into this matter, we will also be providing a full report logging your internet search history in addition to an official affidavit form to be submitted to the nearest court of law. You are hereby summoned to appear at the central court on Thursday to be arraigned on these charges. Good day. | 2020-02-19 03:35:11 |
| Resinous Villain | I, ehr, I-I can't find anything | 2020-02-16 18:43:08 |
| Knoxklay11 | Give me shome more information. ASAP right away! | 2020-02-15 13:14:02 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Does she do that a lot to other people? | 2020-02-15 08:14:47 |
| Resinous Villain | boy...sick | 2020-02-15 04:10:38 |
| Knoxklay11 | the three chargesh are use othersh i- use othersh ID for gain... aaaaand.... theft of an accessh card... aand alsho possesshion of a controlled shubshtansh... | 2020-02-15 03:32:36 |
| Knoxklay11 | when they took her into drug- into jail.... they claim she had drugsh ON her.... and... yknow they mushtve ashked her if she had drugsh on her... becaush they didnt find them until they shearched her in the jail. | 2020-02-15 03:32:01 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Ya know and reporting fake crimesh | 2020-02-14 22:23:18 |
| Resinous Villain | I've talked to a detective there over and over again and nobody helpsh ush | 2020-02-14 21:18:47 |
| Watermelon Surplus | We've contacted the Upland Police Department about them doing thish on our lineshh... | 2020-02-14 18:40:58 |
| Knoxklay11 | Shanta?? WHERE ISH HE. Give me hish name. Right now. Pleash. Go ahead. | 2020-02-14 14:25:05 |
| Knoxklay11 | Ish thish JOHN?!!? Hi john... | 2020-02-14 14:24:12 |
| Resinous Villain | MMM! I've got WALNUT shcotch | 2020-01-04 17:29:52 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Santa Herbert brought me chocolate covered WALNUTsh | 2020-01-04 17:05:10 |
| Resinous Villain | why dont you get a bottle, and go sit under a chrishmash tree | 2019-12-24 18:00:00 |
| Knoxklay11 | ill give you WALNUTsh..... aaaaaaaand..... reeshesh cupsh. | 2019-10-20 00:32:04 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'll give ya nine bucksh | 2019-10-19 22:37:30 |
| erik | HOW MUCH | 2019-10-19 22:12:37 |
| Knoxklay11 | thish ish shanta. ive got a lisht. lishten to thish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. YOU. GUYS. ARGH. not sho good..... im getting HOSTILE. you are going to pay. | 2019-10-19 22:00:56 |
| erik | you. guysh. argh. fuhkey nasswhoalsh. | 2019-10-19 21:47:56 |
| Watermelon Surplus | If this is who I think it ish... not so good. | 2019-10-19 21:40:39 |
| Knoxklay11 | DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME YOUR NAME AND PHONE NUMBER AND ILL GIVE IT TO THE POLICSH??? | 2019-10-19 20:06:15 |
| erik | hotel surplus | 2019-10-19 19:07:32 |
| erik | (annoyed fred) yessssss. jesush EFFING christsh. why are you acting like thish | 2019-10-19 18:38:12 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I-I'm not understand-WALNUT? Is that what you're saying Walnut? | 2019-10-19 13:46:16 |
| erik | WALNUT | 2019-10-19 09:54:37 |
| Watermelon Surplus | He can't keep getting away with this | 2019-04-20 16:47:05 |
| MellyKelly | Watch out! Sammy Gunz is making his way to a movie theater near you!!!11! | 2019-04-20 16:31:07 |
| Watermelon Surplus | i'll take e🅱ola instead please | 2018-06-02 16:35:55 |
| Seamo | sorry but we dont have boba bola, is bepis okay? | 2018-06-02 16:19:44 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Thank you my dudes! | 2018-05-13 22:36:03 |
| YoshiBobby | HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DUDE I made you the best meme gif I could for your birthday: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HelplessEmbarrassedFugu-max-14mb.gif The full video file can be found here, right click and loop: https://giant.gfycat.com/HelplessEmbarrassedFugu.mp4 | 2018-05-13 22:31:45 |
| Watermelon Surplus | You deserve an Arby's® gift card for that | 2017-05-16 21:29:38 |
| YoshiBobby | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1iOXGuv9uI | 2017-05-16 20:49:20 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ARBY'S® WE HAVE DA MEATS™™™™ | 2017-05-11 20:25:11 |
| Seamo | *Having your headphones needlessly ripped from your ears because a door knob got in your way *Speeding tickets *Stepping in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *Babies in movie theaters *Rubberneckers *Those who say "pop" when they clearly mean soda Hey what's up? Welcome to Arby's. I got two whack ass sandwiches for you for $6. Get out of here. You got the meats? More like I have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I truly, truly despise you Garby's. Which fast food places do you wish you had? | 2017-05-11 18:20:55 |
| Seamo | Let me be 100% clear. Arby's is hands down the worst fast food joint of all time. I'm in my 20's. Never in my life have I ever heard, sober or otherwise, "HEY LET'S GO TO ARBY'S." I don't say it; you don't say it. Why the hell does Arby's even exist? There's never anyone in there. I hypothesize that Arby's is one huge money laundering scheme. Back to the title, my girlfriend likes to mess with me by threatening to buy me an Arby's giftcard. This is something I, nor anyone would ever use. An Arby's giftcard may be, hands down, the worst gift you could possibly give someone. Here is where I would rank an Arby's giftcard: *Genocide *Paper cuts *Arby's gift cards *Stubbing your toe | 2017-05-11 18:20:39 |
| SkylineSilver | If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my nia👊 | 2017-05-11 13:40:52 |
| SkylineSilver | I wish I could understand people like you. What does replying lol accomplish? Do you think it angers me? Do you think myself or everyone else who obviously is looking at you like a crazy person are actually the crazy ones? Please enlighten me. Are you just always pissed and childish towards anyone who doesn't have your views? Do these sentences even make you think anything at all? What sentences do you choose to read and why do you ignore the ones you do? Did you even read the response before angrily typing? Do you do the same at work? With your family? Or were you brought up the same way and are now just emulating your parents? Are you a terrible troll or just a genuine awful person who literally ignores facts? | 2017-05-06 15:38:03 |
| Seamo | mouse trap mondays, and cory in the house are my favorite anime | 2017-05-06 14:24:38 |
| Watermelon Surplus | 8 | 2017-04-08 23:51:31 |
| Seamo | gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8 hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8 gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8 gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8 Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8. | 2017-04-08 22:55:42 |
| SkylineSilver | Greetings,My name is JOHN, i am highly interested in buyingyour{ what you want to sale } from you ,I will like you to give me theFINAL ASKING price and the lastes condition,also i will like you toscan the pics for me for proper verifycation.As for the shipping,I havea liable shipper that takes goods care of all my shipping .i will be payingwith a cartified cashier check is the payment method.So pls email me back sothat we can conclude about it. and i will like you to feed me out of this info...Name ... Address... City.... State.... Country... Phone# I await ur thisinfo so that i can fax it down to my client that will send u thecashierscheck.hope this is acceptable ,email me ASAP....... pls REGARDs JOHN | 2017-03-31 21:48:12 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself. | 2017-03-31 21:38:55 |
| Watermelon Surplus | what a touching story | 2017-03-31 15:16:57 |
| Seamo | I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass. | 2017-03-31 15:10:44 |
| Seamo | We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. | 2017-03-31 15:10:27 |
| Seamo | forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. | 2017-03-31 15:10:13 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Keep r/dankmemes dank. no normies allowed | 2017-03-21 23:04:12 |
| Seamo | Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a NORMIE MEME. | 2017-03-21 21:50:44 |
| Seamo | old retired deployment dodger anal rapes entire battalion at once | 2017-02-12 15:22:42 |
| Watermelon Surplus | RIP Gabe. Sleep well, pupper. | 2017-01-21 20:02:52 |
| Seamo | Gabe was more than a meme; he was an icon, a legend, and most of all a good boy. It cracks what's left of my heart to see him pass. Recognize what you've lost: A provider of content that can stand the test of time. Who will you see in the future? It won't be dat boi. Not the Bouncer. But you can bet that he will be there. On a beautiful hilltop of prosperity.Bless you and your work Gabe. We thank you and your family for what you've brought to us in this lifetime. Sleep well and rest easy boy. | 2017-01-21 19:30:51 |
| Seamo | STOLEN VALOR | 2017-01-16 18:47:06 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Oh sh- they got Goobas here? Yo I love these Goobas yo. Ayo I love Goobas. Ay! I love Goobas. I love the Goobas mayne. Ay! I'mma get some Goobas. Ay man I'm gonna get some of these Goobas right here. I might get two Goobas. I might get tree Goobas. I might get four Goobas. I might get five Goobas. Boom. Oo. Yo, I love me some Clark. Ay man I luh dis Clark. Ay man I luh dis Clark. You got real milk chocolate peanut butter crunch in a Clark! Yo they got Soft. Oh man. You know I gots ta have my Great Ocean. Pink Salmon. I don't have any money. | 2017-01-16 12:05:53 |
| SkylineSilver | RND DD | 2016-12-25 14:15:47 |
| Watermelon Surplus | I'm ready for my baptism | 2016-11-26 11:34:41 |
| Seamo | The baptism that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call atheism. You're Christian soon, sir. I can teach you anywhere, anytime, and I can preach in over seven hundred languages, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained in reciting the bible from memory, but I have access to the entire literature of the Archdiocese of the Americas and I will use it to its full extent to bring you into Christianity, you little atheist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have challenged the existence of God. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sinner. I will teach Christianity all over you and you will drown in it. You'll be a believer soon, kiddo. | 2016-11-26 10:27:50 |
| Seamo | What in the Lord's name did you just say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ministry school, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in the Baptist religion and I'm the top missionary in the entire Christian world. You are nothing to me but another infidel. I will teach you the word of God with the largest gospel choir that has ever been seen, mark my words. You think you can get away with rejecting Christ? Think again, sinner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pastors and priests across the USA and you're going to be forced to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, so you better prepare for your baptism, sir. | 2016-11-26 10:27:45 |
| SkylineSilver | Watermelon Surplus (Gregory) 48 minutes ago Seamo 2 hours ago baaaaaaaaaaaahhhSkylineSilver 2 hours ago Dangit, BobbySeamo 2 hours ago 7/11 was a part-time jobWow, what can I say. Did you two even think before typing? I'm trying to fill my profile with genuine, wholesome comments and you two JOKERS come here leaving this trash in MY comment section. That's it - one more of these ridiculous and unfunny comments and I'm going to quit Steam. I'VE HAD ENOUGH! Seamo (Caleb) 3 hours ago baaaaaaaaaaaahhh SkylineSilver 3 hours ago Dangit, Bobby Seamo (Caleb) 3 hours ago 7/11 was a part-time jobI don't need low-tier UNRANKED players commenting on MY lifestyle choices. DJ KEEM is my inspiration and idol. | 2016-11-25 13:14:14 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Seamo 2 hours ago baaaaaaaaaaaahhh SkylineSilver 2 hours ago Dangit, Bobby Seamo 2 hours ago 7/11 was a part-time jobWow, what can I say. Did you two even think before typing? I'm trying to fill my profile with genuine, wholesome comments and you two JOKERS come here leaving this trash in MY comment section. That's it - one more of these ridiculous and unfunny comments and I'm going to quit Steam. I'VE HAD ENOUGH! | 2016-11-25 12:22:52 |
| Seamo | baaaaaaaaaaaahhh | 2016-11-25 09:31:07 |
| SkylineSilver | Dangit, Bobby | 2016-11-25 09:30:05 |
| Seamo | 7/11 was a part-time job | 2016-11-25 09:27:26 |
| SkylineSilver | Reported. You're exactly what's wrong with the Steam community. Instead of posting interesting screenshots, art, and quality game reviews while being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with Steam. You don't care about the community. You belong to the system that this community was made to mock. You seek popularity. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The bigger your friends list, the more you get off to it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that the Steam community starts to improve. | 2016-11-07 14:46:16 |
| SkylineSilver | I’m generally away through the winter so have the summer to hang out watching cartoons with the kids. The quality is always fantastic when you’re watching through the OLED TV, and the thing that stood out for me was the blacks in the OLED really shows and distinguishes those colors very very well. Oh I love the OLED, and it’s one of the things I look forward to when I come home is actually being able to sit on my couch in front of my OLED TV. | 2016-11-07 14:45:26 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ;) | 2016-07-13 22:44:30 |
| Seamo | ;) | 2016-06-29 23:13:31 |
| SkylineSilver | 'If you'll shut up, I'll give you my answer': The extraordinary moment Bill Clinton snaps at veteran and tells him to listen after he interrupted his speech to attack Hillary on Benghazi | 2016-02-27 17:32:22 |
| SkylineSilver | Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much! | 2016-02-26 19:45:25 |
| SkylineSilver | Let me break it down for you.Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media. I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did. | 2016-02-12 15:33:03 |
| SkylineSilver | hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up key to success my name is DJ Khaled but u can say my name DJ KHALEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very smart and loyal!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet smart and loyal ppl like me … im 40 years old (im smart and loyal 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 go to finga lickin w/ my lion (LIOOOOOOOOOOOOON) its our favorite place to eat!!! bcuz its SOOOO good!!!! we da best 2 of course but i want 2 meet more smart and loyal and genius ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds and give them 10,000$ to buy their mom a house here so give me lots of commentses!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein smart and loyal again ^ hehe…eggwhitels!!!!!say my name,say my name,say my name,say my name,DJ KHALEEEEEEEEEEED | 2016-02-08 13:14:59 |
| SkylineSilver | Liked, subscribed, favorited. Shared on Twitter, Google+, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and Tumblr. I burned the video to DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives, printed a code people can scan on it with their cell phones, which automatically tags the video on their Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Google+, Instagram, and Pinterest, and it subscribes them to your channel, emails you a message of support, and likes and favorites the video. I sold hundreds of copies of the DVD/Blu Ray/thumb drives of this video, and all proceeds will go to a dog shelter, who will receive tickets to a raffle the shelter will give away to a live stream-a-thon of your videos. And I downloaded this video, printed out every frame, and had each one tattooed on one square 1/18" on my back | 2015-12-28 16:22:47 |
| SkylineSilver | It is a hot match as always. Always love to see both of you wrestle. Both of you are BIG strong men is my eyes. If the camera man could stand on the side of the door/window (the light source), he would be able to avoid the contrast and the darkness of the human figures. Looking forward to see more of you two guys wrestling. | 2015-11-20 17:53:54 |
| SkylineSilver | It hurts me to know that there is so much hatred in your heart. Your comments toward everyone are insulting, hurtful, and its obvious you only care about yourself. I have immature characteristics for sure, but lacking empathy and sympathy is the most immature characteristic one could have...empathy develops during adolescence so you either have the maturity of an 8 year old or are just a sociopath. Add in the fact that you apparently take joy in hurting other people's emotions and its becoming evident that you might even be a psycopath. Find Jesus...I'll pray for you tonight. | 2015-11-03 14:35:10 |
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| SkylineSilver | Are you kidding me!? Reddit (praise be thy wisdom) is THE MOST SERIOUS news site on the internet. You don't just mess with Reddit. Reddit is the one bastion of human intelligence surrounded by hordes of analphabetical dingos. Reddit is not about memes, it's about super smart people fixing the world by condemning the actions of mindless non-redditors. Before reddit there was nothing. No internet, no education, no society. Reddit was, is and always will be the one and only place for serious discussion in the universe. You gotta respect that, so get your filthy casualism out of here and start blaming OP for being a filthy liar, because this is a serious website and we do NOT tolerate inaccuracy! | 2015-11-02 15:31:49 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ;) | 2015-05-28 13:15:56 |
| SkylineSilver | Rick Wareheimer wears a straw hat at home in his house - he goes outside without the hat, but if you seem in his house he does wear a small straw hat. | 2015-05-26 09:09:06 |
| Watermelon Surplus | nice | 2015-04-16 19:14:34 |
| SkylineSilver | i am... man | 2015-04-16 18:52:26 |
| SlowSloth | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOFO THAT KILLED U!..._...|..____________________, ,....../ ..---___________----_____|]=D...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERsend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 youre A TRUE HOMIE | 2015-03-31 20:23:08 |
| SkylineSilver | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOFO THAT KILLED U!..._...|..____________________, ,....../ ..---___________----_____|]=D...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//.//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERsend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 youre A TRUE HOMIE | 2015-03-31 19:44:52 |
| Watermelon Surplus | ;) | 2014-06-19 21:01:48 |
| Seamo | feef it baby | 2014-06-19 14:04:39 |
| irk | work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ hardermake it (ง •̀_•́)ง betterdo it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ fasterraise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger | 2013-12-02 15:37:41 |
| Watermelon Surplus | sey | 2013-09-23 10:06:03 |
| SkylineSilver | wunna | 2013-09-23 09:19:51 |
| sev | May I buy a surplus watermelon? | 2013-09-07 19:23:04 |
| Xile{t} | really nice trader despite not making a deal I feel obliged to +rep | 2012-11-07 08:21:33 |
| 76561198052853448 | no worries | 2012-10-01 18:46:21 |
| Watermelon Surplus | thanks :D | 2012-10-01 09:38:08 |
| 76561198052853448 | you so nice | 2012-09-30 19:10:58 |
| 76561198052853448 | i love you smiley | 2012-09-30 19:10:45 |
| [McKinsey & Co.] Pete Buttigieg | skype when u can play tuff 2 tomorrow | 2012-08-19 22:11:32 |
| [McKinsey & Co.] Pete Buttigieg | am hassing orgasmsss | 2012-08-18 20:03:17 |
| [McKinsey & Co.] Pete Buttigieg | am hassing cisgo's | 2012-08-18 20:03:09 |
| [McKinsey & Co.] Pete Buttigieg | am hassing tf 2's | 2012-08-18 20:02:58 |
| SkylineSilver | terd | 2012-07-13 13:41:07 |
| Seamo | Like pie | 2012-05-17 21:54:23 |
| Watermelon Surplus | Ty :D | 2012-05-17 21:54:07 |
| Seamo | You smell good | 2012-05-17 21:53:55 |
| Puchacho | A good bro :3 | 2012-02-21 15:41:52 |