✪ PhorceFire

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Creation: 2011-12-28 15:09:23 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-04-04 22:00:50

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✪ PhorceFire2016-05-08 15:23:00
✪ PhorceFire ヽ(・∀・)ノ2016-05-06 18:55:01
✪ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ2015-10-10 14:00:02
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ2015-09-30 17:34:03
PhorceFire2015-09-30 06:50:04
PhorceFire™2015-07-08 18:36:05
PhorceFire CSGOLucky.com2015-04-02 07:59:06
Spark's Third Removed Cousin2015-03-21 14:00:07
Spark's Grandma2015-03-21 13:59:08
Ranadragon's Grandma2015-03-16 10:45:09

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Derek2024-04-04 22:00:50

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KyelExcuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice...are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking forward to our chat princess!2023-01-19 00:43:21
HappyCrocLook i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!2023-01-16 22:18:48
HappyCrochey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked GAY in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see GAYS playing video games haha! I don't know why its a gAy thing honestly im like really against GAY and like ill be the one in the kitchen making GAY. We should really play lGAY sometime its a really cool GAY game with a lot of GAY moments, but don't worry ill be there to GAY you ;) sorry that wasnt GAY I swear Im just trying to be GAY I really like your profile GAY sorry was that too GAY? Really sorry i'm really GAY I don't go out much haha add me on GRINDR we should GAY more you look really GAY and GAY xxx2022-09-13 00:45:27
HappyCrocSchrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?2022-04-11 20:55:20
HappyCrocHoly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the danganronpa bear so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a trial happens I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Monokuma. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Monokuma's tight furry ass. I want him to have my mutant human/bear babies.♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with my plush. I'd set up a "punishment time" and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PS4. I might not ever get to see Monokuma again.2022-04-11 20:54:52
HappyCrocSo I (M16) finally decided to come out to my parents as animesexual. At first they started laughing, so I believed that they had accepted me. As a result, I decided to show them my favorite body pillows of Rias, Zerotwo, and Yuno. My mom immediately burst out crying, saying “I thought you were joking!”All I remember next was my dad screaming at me to get the hell out of the house. Apparently while they were in my room they found my anime themed flesh light and the ♥♥♥ rag. I ran out as fast I can with tears rolling down my face. When will us animesexuals stop being oppressed? How many more have to suffer?2022-04-11 20:50:57
Hitagi SenjougaharaI sexually identify as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of picking cotton out of the white man's fields. People say to me that a whiteboy being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ isn't possible and I'm retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon tattoo gang signs, insert black pigment into my skin, and make me like fried chicken. From now on I want you guys to call me “The ♥♥♥♥♥♥” and respect my right to pick cotton and eat watermelon. If you can’t accept me you’re a niggraphobe and need to check your racial privilege. Thank you for being so understanding2022-03-22 21:06:58
Hitagi SenjougaharaI sexually identify as a Will. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being autistic. People say to me that a normal man becoming a Will isn't possible and I'm retarded, but I don’t care, I’m going to be an idol for Canada. I’m having a plastic surgeon implant weird Al looking ♥♥♥♥ on my head, vaccinate me to give me autism, and make me enjoy screeching at the top of my lungs. From now on I want you guys to call me “Will Boy” and respect my right to be autistic and play with my self daily. If you can’t accept me you’re a willophobe and need to check your autistic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding2022-03-22 21:02:59
Hitagi SenjougaharaLook, you beta cuck, I know it's hard (lol just kidding I don't) being a fat, sweaty, filthy ♥♥♥♥ who has never touched a female's hand. (including your mom's hand lmao get rekt) so lemme tell you how to get ♥♥♥♥♥ 24/7 everyday. Are you ready? LMAO GET PRANKED YOU DUMB ♥♥♥♥, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO BE LOVED. Some people are born to be a 6'9 pusslaying machines(me lol) some people are just born to touch themselves to ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their wife. (you lol) But, seriously if I ever see you in public, I will put my 18 inch dragon inside of your cute little puckered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I will dominate you in public. I will rail you into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground, in til you accept me as your master, you WILL be my property and I will use you for whatever I desire. (No ♥♥♥♥ lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌)2022-03-22 20:27:19
HappyCrocI used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm2021-10-15 21:16:34
HappyCrocMy Dad beats me FeelsBadMan My Mom beats me FeelsBadMan My Brother beats me FeelsBadMan My Sister beats me FeelsBadMan My Grandfather beats me FeelsBadMan My Grandmother beats me FeelsBadMan My Neighbor beats me FeelsBadMan My Dog beats me FeelsBadMan My Uncle beats me FeelsBadMan My Teacher beats me FeelsBadMan Literally EVERYONE beats me FeelsBadMan But At least I feel safe with YOU, because YOU can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan,2021-10-15 21:15:44
HappyCrocHey Nice Profile Bro.Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!2021-10-15 21:13:52
HappyCrocYea when I started off I watched an excessive amount of gay porn which really helped me stop jacking off but part of the problem was I slowly became a femboy and currently I'm wearing thigh highs and getting pegged by the gf everyday but I mean it's better than being addicted to p*rn and who knows maybe soon I start getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by real men too. I'm going to start manifesting that lifestyle especially since I've been looking into astrology recently and I think the more ♥♥♥♥♥ I shove up my ass the better God will think of me. I will say tho sometimes I hate when my fat bussy gets excessively clapped but outside of that no complaints and my pegging session is due in 5 mins so we can talk later :)2021-08-23 21:13:00
HappyCrocI was once unfortunate enough to catch a fleeting glance of this man’s visage. The mere sight this creature sent my mind reeling to its very limits, I remember the sheer terror and confusion I felt before it snapped. I stood there for some time, lost in the shattered hellscape that was once my psyche, amongst the emergent maelstrom of thoughts and feelings a single coherent thought surfaced. C U M. The resulting heat and blast pressure from my thunderous ejaculation were enough to completely obliterate the lower half of my body, as well as all life within a 10km radius. How and why I survived that day still remains unknown to me, maybe through the pity of a higher power or even the creature itself. And yet I live, the squeaking of my wheelchair punctuating the melancholy of my day to day life. A pervasive sense of emptiness suffocates me as I grow older. Bitterness takes me as I near death, tired, geriatric, empty, and broken. Avoid this man at all costs.2021-06-17 17:05:17
Hitagi SenjougaharaAttention all visitors to this profile:This child is SEVERELY autistic.Do not make loud noises near him.Do not shine bright lights near him.Do not look him directly in the eye.Do not touch him or any of his toys.Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.2020-09-28 17:46:44
Grouchy GrandpaThis kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:1. His bullets do more damage than mine2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time4. he knifed me once5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction2020-07-22 19:22:25
Hitagi SenjougaharaImagine driving on the highway, you look down and see a ♥♥♥♥ing snake coming atcha from under the steering wheel! You freak ♥♥♥♥ and start swirving like wild before you realize that the snake is here to cause no ill will. She is friend, not foe. Her intent is not to harm. She has something much more sinister planned. She winks at you before unzipping your pants and sliding them down to your ankles. She opens wide and takes your ♥♥♥♥ deep down her throat and into the pit of her stomach. She bobs. Up, down, up, down. You clench the steering wheel tightly, ready to explode. You ♥♥♥ so hard you shoot the snake clean off of your ♥♥♥♥ where she smashes on the windshield, coating it in a thin, translucent layer of ♥♥♥ and snake guts. She loved you intensely, if only for a brief moment. But now the moment has passed and you got a pile of ♥♥♥ and guts to clean.2020-07-05 21:04:29
HappyCrochey 🚨 there 👌 buddy 😎 chum 😊 pal 🏠 friend 🙉 buddy 😎 pal 🏠 chum 😊 bud friend 🙉 fella bruther 👦 amigo pal 🏠 buddy 😎 friend 🙉 chummy 😜 chum 😊 chum 😊 pal 🏠 i 👁 don't 🚫 mean 😏 to 💦 be 🐝 rude 😠 my 👨 friend 🙉 pal 🏠 home 🏡 slice 🐶 bread 🍞 slice 🐶 dawg 🐶 but 🍑 i 👁 gotta 👉 warn ya 🙏 if 👏 u 👈 take 👊 one 😤 more 🍗 diddly 🍧 darn 😒 step 👞 right 👌 there 👌 i'm 💘 gonna 🔥 have 👏 to 💦 diddly 🍧 darn 😒 snap 💔 ur 👖 neck 🐪 and 👏 wowza 😜 wouldn't 😩 that 😐 be 🐝 a 👌 crummy 💥 juncture 💢 huh? 😨 do 👌 u 👈 want 👏 that?2020-01-17 18:00:08
HappyCroc😐 do 👌 u 👈 wish 🙏 upon 👦 yourself 😎 to 💦 come 💦 into 👉 physical 👊 experience 🖐 with 👏 a 👌 crummy 💥 juncture? 💢 because 💁 friend 🙉 buddy 😎 chum 😊 friend 🙉 chum 😊 pally 😆 pal 🏠 chum 😊 friend 🙉 if 👏 u 👈 keep 👌 this 👈 up 🔺 then 😮 well 😦 gosh diddly 🍧 darn 😒 i 👁 just 👏 might 🔍 have 👏 to 💦 get 🔟 not 🚫 so 💯 friendly 💀 with 👏 u 👈 my 👨 friendly 💀 friend 🙉 friend 🙉 pal 🏠 friend 🙉 buddy 😎 chum 😊 pally 😆 friend 🙉 chum 😊 buddy 😎2020-01-17 17:59:56
HappyCroc-rep The dude discriminates, calls people bad, and kicks people for fun. He’s a pure bred feminist, supports Nazis, and thinks the Holocaust was heaven on Earth. He thinks Jews should be put in concentration camps, and women should be ♥♥♥♥♥ and killed for pleasure. ♥♥♥♥ing go kill yourself pynn, you’re better off in a fossam than living in your mom’s basement and being a gigolo all the time you piece of ♥♥♥♥.2019-11-15 17:38:11
HappyCrocI pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.2019-10-08 18:32:34
Hitagi SenjougaharaWhat's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕82019-09-04 19:51:40
Hitagi SenjougaharaYour a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. If you hate how Americans are pissed about Illegal Mexicans or any others taking our jobs, then why don't you take your loud mouthed, appeasing ass down to Mexico and fight the good fight with those Wetbacks? Oh, I'm sorry, That was Racist, but I guess I am, so all those ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥, Nips, Russians, Sand-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and any other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ foreigners come here and decide to take our job for less money even though they don't belong here, they can kiss my ass and lick my balls. And just for you, I will leave a spot right in the middle and forget to wipe ya dumb ♥♥♥♥.2019-05-20 19:29:12
Hitagi SenjougaharaFor the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?2019-05-20 19:28:34
Hitagi SenjougaharaI spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.2019-05-20 19:27:04
Hitagi SenjougaharaMy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've been seeing all this ♥♥♥♥ 'bout dat ♥♥♥♥♥ Boland, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on him like cops n a ♥♥♥♥♥ in a nice car. Chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥, damn ♥♥♥♥, he's just a ♥♥♥♥♥ tryna chill n ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hes gay, he likes ♥♥♥♥♥ n ♥♥♥♥♥, so what my ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Dats his anus, not mine, not yours my ♥♥♥♥♥. Boland you do yo gay thang n ♥♥♥♥, suckin anus n ♥♥♥♥, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. But damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying over a ban on this gay John Legend muh'♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ chill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Church sex. Jafeel.2019-05-20 19:25:42
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Hitagi SenjougaharaNoob, cant play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Germany, fat country, i dotn know is mcdonald ♥♥♥♥♥ mather ♥♥♥♥♥♥, mum good in bed i like ♥♥♥♥ she2019-05-20 19:11:09
Hitagi SenjougaharaHello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.We've noticed that you haven't logged in for 2 weeks so we're just checking out to see everything's okay with our biggest fan. Since you've visited us last time, we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon!2019-05-20 19:08:59
HappyCrocI usually don't come across girl gamers that are not ♥♥♥♥♥. Patriot was one of them. A great teammate that i met on csgo had added me and we queued together for a long time. After about a month of talking she opened up to me... She was being severly bullied and used ♥♥♥♥♥♥ alot to pleasure herself to calm her down. I tried to help and she kept saying she wanted my wiener. So i met up with her and smashed. 10/10 would do again.2019-05-13 22:55:32
HappyCrocWe regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mom's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.The listing follows- 1x Monster Horse♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(12') $89.99- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45- 5x Bananas $7.00- 5x Cucumbers $4.00- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99- 1x Next day shipping $45.00- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)- 1x ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s subscription (45 year) $3999.992019-04-17 23:06:00
HappyCroc-rep After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy2019-04-06 00:09:30
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HappyCrochey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2019-03-27 21:59:34
HappyCrocI sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.2018-06-07 21:24:21
HappyCrocBoa noite senhor ..., nós da Sociedade Brasileira de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:1) Sim, 6 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico;2) Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único;3) Ainda que 6 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte;4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de próstata, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista;5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo, pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida!2018-06-07 21:21:14
HappyCrocHi, I am a Christian Missionary of the Antifu mission. This person here self-identifies himself as a "furry", a fictional bipedal humanoid creature based on some kind of animal.Basically, he thinks he's a dog, and that concerns all of society. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Fido. Stop this madness immediately, and end this tragedy that has stained the values that us Americans have for so long loved and praised for once and for all. Please, do what you can to talk sense into this individual and bring his actions to light.2018-06-07 21:17:18
HappyCrocHey nice profile. You have a very warm smile, bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. You look so adorably geeky. So do you like tall strong guys that are well endowed? I can treat you like no one you've met would ever know how to treat you. I promise you'd feel things that you won't experience for awhile. Just be open minded. I'm not a creep, just an experienced and sensuous man who likes to please women. I'm the first one to admit: I am a crotch watcher! I personally think highly of the vagina and try to utilize it's sensual properties as much as possible. You can control everything about meeting bid you feel uncomfortable, you just walk away. But if you are going to be a weird ♥♥♥♥♥ about it and not even message back then i'm not interested, ur the one missing out, have fun fapping to this website and the other weird ♥♥♥♥♥ stuff ur into from your profile. Anyways, holla back ;)2018-06-07 21:14:27
HappyCrocFor the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?2018-06-07 21:12:58
HappyCrocそのような時は、特別な文書を求める。こんにちは、世界は DICKS DICKS こんにちは、世界は今日生きているとビデオゲームをプレイするのに最適な日です DICKS DICKS DICKS, DICKS DICKS DICKS/DICKS/DICKS/DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS.世界は今日生きているとビデオゲームをプレイするのに最適な日です。 DICKS DICKS DICKS, DICKS. THANK YOUそのような時は、特別な文書ハロー世界のために今日は生きているとビデオゲームをプレイするのに最適な日で.2018-06-06 20:57:42
Hitagi SenjougaharaI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.2018-01-25 19:39:00
Hitagi Senjougaharagod your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snug daily (cat)2018-01-23 18:26:07
hurricanewill99http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QEkXR2wKfuU/VUJSKf7VvAI/AAAAAAAAbI0/Ml918VEB8zk/s1600/High-School-DXD-%2BHentai%2B(2).jpg2018-01-05 22:58:02
HappyCrocHello this is the administrator of PornHub™ we have noticed you  haven’t logged in for 2 weeks, we’re just checking to see if everything  is okay and we’ve prepared you a list of videos from your favourite  category (Gay Porn). See you soon!2018-01-05 22:56:30
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HappyCroc💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy ♥♥♥♥💦 so much he can't ♥♥♥ any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️2017-09-15 21:40:13
HappyCrochey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2017-08-22 17:57:11
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