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SteamID64: 76561198056161876
SteamID32: [U:1:95896148]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:47948074
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/chiken_express/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056161876
Status: Online
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: True
Creation: 2011-12-31 16:06:06 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 05:28:53
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
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| chiken express | 2020-03-13 17:22:56 |
| chiken express cs.money | 2020-03-13 16:55:39 |
| chiken birthday express | 2019-08-14 02:27:37 |
| milky express | 2019-08-06 01:22:44 |
| chiken wideswing express | 2019-06-13 03:05:45 |
| chiken golfing express | 2019-06-12 01:55:40 |
| chiken cs.money | 2019-05-28 03:23:27 |
| chiken decaf | 2019-04-18 04:45:34 |
| chiken expresso | 2019-04-16 20:49:07 |
| chiken depresso | 2019-04-15 06:10:20 |
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| chiken express | 2023-04-01 06:16:57 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/chiken_express/ | 2023-04-01 06:16:57 |
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| huh | bald | 2024-06-21 03:08:02 |
| uwu ღ | Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥. | 2024-06-12 05:24:44 |
| kreb | Astronauts “Pee in 0 Gravity” Protocol is SavingThousands from an Enlarged ProstateSince the accidental release of the 'Pee in 0 Gravity' protocol used by astronauts to pee like a racehorse during space missions...More than 25,866 men have managed to take control over their bladder and their freedom.Finally getting rid of painful, frequent urination and countless toilet trips during the night.Authorities are struggling to take down the video with this exclusive protocol...So, do not wait a second more and find all about this incredible protocol right here.[LINK REMOVED] | 2024-02-09 12:23:58 |
| Jokerbang | how to solve horni tutorial!!!!!! works for every model!!!!!step 1: use a hole drill to create a mentos-sized hole in person's kneecap while they are sleepingstep 2: place a mentos in the holestep 3: place a small plastic sachet filled with diet coke in the hole as wellstep 4: wait upwards of six weeks for the hole to heal overtip: feed the person organ transplant medication during this time to prevent the body from rejecting the mentos and coke sachetstep 5: next time the person is horni, bonk them on the knees and watch as they shrivel in harrowing pain!!!!!! 😀👍 | 2023-06-22 10:08:30 |
| Jokerbang | Jam a man of fortune | 2023-05-26 18:19:36 |
| Jokerbang | today I had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her ♥♥♥♥♥(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman). | 2023-04-23 02:19:02 |
| Jokerbang | roblox is dead and so am ifix this roblox. ive had non stop panic attacks when your game stopped working 5 minutes ago. ive had horrible hallucinations of the roblox walking sound effects and the death sound effect. ive had hot flashes and im showing symptoms of vertigo. im currently having a panic attack as im typing this because my beloved best game ever, roblox, is not working. i had to stop typing this out because i vomited blood. i dont think i can make it much longer without roblox. my heartbeat has increased. i cant feel my legs. i cant think straight. i feel as if i might collapse on my floor in blood and agony. i cant get up. everything feels so empty and pointless. what is the meaning of life anyways? what is the point of living when you dont have roblox? roblox is life. | 2023-02-04 19:55:00 |
| Jokerbang | Hoe hoe hoe! Merry Holidays! | 2022-12-23 15:05:04 |
| Jokerbang | African Tribe Elders Give White Man 12 Inch Elongation SecretThis guy performed an African elongation ritual and got ridiculous results.Him and his hot wife went to Kenya a couple of years ago only to discover that native plants gave every local humongous penises.The Maasai tribe, renowned in the scientific community for their unique 16 inches dongs and their well protected elongation method, gave this dude an extra 3 inches in the first few weeks after.No wonder Porn stars are being put to shame. | 2022-06-06 06:13:53 |
| Jokerbang | I want a girl just like Esdeath. Like she's so strong, cold and hot. I want to be dominated by her. I want it such that she asks me to lick her feet and then when I try to do so, she tells me that I'm a creep and kicks me in the face. In the bed, I want her to be the person to make the first move. I want her to hold me down so that I can't move and then kiss me until I suffocate. I want her to force me into doing sex like legit hold me down, tie me down a chair and then uk do the 'procedures'. I want her to kick me in the stomach until I cough up blood and then tell me that I'm a pathetic loser when I try to get up from the floor. I want her to tell me that it would have been better for me to die and then punch me in the face when I am about to go to work. | 2022-04-29 09:49:53 |
| Jokerbang | Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay. | 2022-04-03 04:01:03 |
| kreb | Hi again chiken express,At long last a relevant discovery has been made which helps men with the size of their manhood - no matter the age or current size.It's something that pornstars have known all along but it has been kept a tight secret until recently…Not to mention the boost in libido that the first 87790 brave men who tested it are reporting! Leaving their wives speechless and with a HUGE smile on their faces.Yes, you can bring in all the money in the world, even cook like a masterchef, or surprise them with romantic gestures and presents……but let us not kid ourselves - nothing compares to giving them a big piece of THAT…Click here if you can't see the imageAnd making them shake with pleasure.And in addition to a jaw-dropping size, pleasing them longer and more often does feel like the perfect deal!Who knew it was this simple…(SEE FOR YOURSELF)Enjoy, [Rudy] | 2022-01-30 20:45:42 |
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| Jokerbang | 15 minutes delay...AND THEN WHAT? Then what? I talk to myself like some crazy complete idiot. Hey guys, hey what's up man. Oh wait, you're 12? Oh you have a beard now? That's good. The viewers will grow up, have children, go to college, graduate, get married, get 6 kids, die | 2021-10-25 15:28:32 |
| Jokerbang | Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 你不知道你有多可爱 跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来 你从来都不轻言失败 对梦想的执着一直不曾更改 很安心 当你对我说 不怕有我在 放着让我来 勇敢追自己的梦想 那坚定的模样 Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 在这独一无二 属于我的时代 不怕失败来一场 痛快的热爱 热爱 105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 在这独一无二 属于我的时代 莫忘了初心常在 痛快去热爱 热爱 105°C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 喝一口又活力全开 再次 | 2021-10-24 09:41:44 |
| kreb | The rectoanal inhibitory reflex (RAIR) (also known as the anal sampling mechanism, anal sampling reflex, rectosphincteric reflex, or anorectal sampling reflex) is a reflex characterized by a transient involuntary relaxation of the internal anal sphincter in response to distention of the rectum. The RAIR provides the upper anal canal with the ability to discriminate between flatus and fecal material.The ability of the rectum to discriminate between gaseous, liquid and solid contents is essential to the ability to voluntarily control defecation. The RAIR allows for voluntary flatulation to occur without also eliminating solid waste, irrespective of the presence of fecal material in the anal canal. | 2021-10-23 19:18:47 |
| kreb | Is your lack of pooping making you feel sick... bloated... and annoyed?Ever wish you could just poop every single day...Like clockwork...Fully relieving your bowels instead of feeling like you never finished?If so you'll be happy to know that scientists have discovered an unusual nutrient which acts like "nature's drano" to...- Help you poop up to 171% more than you do right now - That's the difference between pooping about 2x per week versus 7 days a week...- Quickly remove 5-20 pounds of backed up poop that's weighing you down - So you feel lighter, more energetic and less bloated...- Boost healthy gut bacteria by up to 344% - Establishing a "bulletproof gut" so you can stay regular, be less sensitive to foods, be less gassy, and even enjoy a stronger immune system...Eat this unusual nutrient for "perfect poops" dailyPeak Biome Inc.219 North Main Ave Unit #118Scanton, PA 18504Unsubscribe | 2021-10-22 19:17:21 |
| ⛧kαtαrα | +rep helped me decide 2 go 2 the dr on time 🎃 | 2021-10-06 22:51:31 |
| Jokerbang | NOBODY:LITERALLY NOBODY:NOT A SINGLE SOUL:NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY SOUL IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD, SENTIENT OR NOT:NOT EVEN BUGS:NOT EVEN ANIMALS:NOT EVEN PLANTS:NOT EVEN MICROORGANISMS:NOT EVEN KANYE WEST:NOT EVEN DRAKE:NOT EVEN 6IX9INE:NOT EVEN EMINEM:NOT EVEN OPRAH:NOT EVEN KIM KARDASHIAN:NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:NOT EVEN MARKIPLIER:NOT EVEN NEW YORK FROM 7AM TO 10AM:NOT EVEN DETROIT:NOT EVEN CHICAGO:NOT EVEN WASHINGTON, DC:NOT EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA:NOT EVEN EUROPE:NOT EVEN ASIA:NOT EVEN EURASIA:NOT EVEN AFRICA:NOT EVEN THE SEVEN SEAS:NOT EVEN OUTER SPACE:NOT EVEN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY:NOT EVEN OTHER GALAXIES:NOT EVEN SATAN:NOT EVEN ALLAH:NOT EVEN BUDDAH:NOT EVEN WHOEVER THEY WORSHIP IN HINDUISM, PROBABLY LIKE A COW OR SOMETHING:NOT EVEN JESUS CHRIST:NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:GOD OF WAR: "We need more diversity." | 2021-09-11 16:58:24 |
| kreb | My Flatuatory rectal technique is unstoppable | 2021-09-07 04:28:06 |
| kreb | If you're over the age of 45, then right now, your prostate is about the size of a lemon.But here's the crazy thing: in your 20s, it was the size of a walnut. Which means in the past 20+ years, it has nearly TRIPLED in size.It's so large, it's putting pressure on your bladder, leaving you with that constant "need to pee" feeling.Plus, it's actually blocking blood flow to your "you-know-what” and making it impossible to get or stay hard.That's the bad news, but the good news is this:Research has recently discovered an incredibly effective way to shrink your prostate.Click here to learn more about this incredible discoveryTo YOUR Best Health Ever,SIGN OFFP.S. I don’t know how long this video will be up, the medical industry sure does not like it... watch it now while you can. CLICK HERE TO SEE IT | 2021-09-02 21:08:10 |
| kreb | Crazy Manhood “Twist” Makes It 48% Bigger ..African “Twist” Technique Adds 6 InchesTwist Your Member Like This And Gain 6 Inches | 2021-08-22 20:56:30 |
| kreb | This hot chick made a startling video for all men over 55… And let me just say... it's all adult content, to say the least.But if you're a man over 55, you NEED to see this video.Because this video has information on something every man needs to hear.You'll know exactly what I mean when you see it.But let me warn you... parts of this are a little risqué and shouldn't be viewed at work.But if you've got the guts to watch this presentation, I assure you you'll be VERY pleased with what she has to show :)Click Here Now.I just want to mention this isn't for the faint of heart. It's not PG and should be seen by mature audiences only. | 2021-07-20 15:06:51 |
| Jokerbang | Okay soThe samurai were officially abolished as a caste in Japanese society during the Meiji Restoration in 1867The first ever fax machine, the "printing telegraph", was invented in 1843And Abraham Lincoln was famously assassinated at Ford's Theatre in 1865Which meansThere was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln | 2021-07-18 14:00:24 |
| Jokerbang | I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions. | 2021-07-16 18:52:32 |
| kreb | CCP is Antagonizing USA as That's The Plan's To Draw Out US NAVY US AIR FORCE To A Pre-planned WAR with TWAIN & With A STAGED WAR in South China Sea it's 100% A Drversion By Benjamin Netanyahus Team To Pull China 🇨🇳 & America 🇺🇸 In an Orchastrated MAN Made WAR As This Plays Out Both DONALD TRUMP & JOE BIDEN ARE AWARE THIS LEAVES AMERICA 🇺🇸 WIDE OPEN FOR NETANYAHUS well STAGED Zionsts ASSAULTS with Combined Submarine Attacks With China 🇨🇳 attacking with army navy Plus HOOVER DAM WESTERN COAST & RUSSIA 🇷🇺 strikes Wuth Submarines East COAST With A Massive MASSIVE TIDAL WAVE WAS TO HAVE ALREADY HIT YOU NOW KNIW WHY DONALD TRUMP DIDNT MOV3 HIM ANR HIS FAMILY BACK 5O THE BIG APPLE HE IS AIDING THE Assault on both America & China by Devastate Amy Bases Pre-planned God bless LOVE ALWAYS | 2021-07-09 03:19:55 |
| kreb | WOW Now I know That US 🇺🇸 MILITARY and Dark Forces In DEEP STATE DARPA I A Branch Used By UN NATIONS to allow splicing of Genome DNA GATHERING For Reseaexh Gathering of OLYMPICS Athletes Gathering At Japan's OLYMPICS again For Building Blocks To The Creations of A Super Strong Superior of Artificially Created SUPER SOLDIERS To Round Up Control SLAVE LABOR IN SUPER GRID SNAET CITIES BEING PREPARED WORLD WIDE THIS IS WHY MOST PEOPLE'S WORLD 🌎 WIDE ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED YOUR ALL TARGETS FOR EXTERNINATION AS USELESS BOTTOM FEEDERS SERVING NO USEFUL PURPOSE RELAX I WON'T ALLOW THEIR EVIL PLOT TO BE CARRIED OUT END OF STORYLINE FOR GLOBAL ELITES DESTROYING THE MAJORITY OF CIVILIZATIONS WORLD WIDE | 2021-07-09 03:19:44 |
| berk | Your Email AddressHas been changedYou have successfully changed the registered email address for your RuneScape and Old School RuneScape account.Your account log-in details remain unchanged but your registered email address for all future password resets will be: [LINK REMOVED]To cancel this this change, click on the button below.[CANCEL CHANGE] | 2021-07-01 23:45:49 |
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| PiikachuPornstar | I sometimes wonder what this comment section has evolved into. | 2021-05-04 03:41:10 |
| kreb | This guy offered his white wife to the African tribesmen as a gift in exchange for their secret manhood elongation ritual.And it WORKED! Oh my God you have to see this before this crazy dude takes off his documentary...Just last summer, he and his wife decided to pay a visit to one of the most sacred tribes in Africa, the legendary Sombas.They’ve been known for quite some time now by the elites and the scientific community for their special elongation method.For many years, decades in fact, many people have been trying to learn the insights of this ritual, but with no luck.Until this guy came and did the most unthinkable thing...He gave his wife in exchange for the growth secret!It was incredible! In fact they filmed the whole thing and documented every step of this ritual…BE CAREFUL.This should be used wisely because it grows your member by 4 to 7 inches in a few weeks.In fact, it already created some monsters out there…. | 2021-05-03 03:49:25 |
| kreb | Grow.3inches in.30.days with this African.ritual! | 2021-05-03 03:48:17 |
| PiikachuPornstar | i never get kisses from mike | 2021-04-23 05:06:18 |
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| kreb | 🔥✅Your Prostate Is the Size Of A Lemon🍋Watch a VedioPress This Anus Pressure Point To Shrink Inflamed Prostate OvernightTo be removed from receiving future emails, Unsubscribe here. | 2021-04-05 23:14:05 |
| berk | African Tribesmen Teach White Chick Member Elongation Secret | 2021-03-25 05:32:05 |
| berk | This is shocking!A weird doctor from New Jersey was forced out of his practice after he unveiled a billion-dollar secret he wasn’t supposed to know.The real reason why you are losing your hair…And the simple daily habit you can do to restore it, no matter of your age or current condition.His secret is so amazing, it sent the entire hair regrowth industry back to the drawing board, and it’s currently losing them millions of dollars.His method is available for a very short period of time and only to selected people.See if you qualify here... | 2021-03-25 05:31:17 |
| berk | Can these Gummy Bears Really**PAIN RELIEVE** | 2021-03-25 05:27:37 |
| berk | This hair restoration doctor has almost lost his licence for exposing this unusual trick that gives anyone who uses it a full head of hair.And it works like crazy!Over 32,000 men and women from all over the world have already tested it and the results are far better than any other product on the market.This weird doctor has made some powerful enemies by exposing the secret.A simple ritual, all natural, no surgery or any other expensive things.The multi-billion dollar hair regrowth industry and their gang of cohorts are fighting to keep this thing off the internet.You have the chance to see it here for a short period of time .Unfortunately they can only let a few people in so you should see if you qualify for this. | 2021-03-25 05:27:17 |
| berk | I like pooping at work with my mask onIt makes me feel like a ninja. I really like when someone comes in the bathroom. I raise my feet and basically turn invisible as I slow my heart rate down and poop ever so slightly. Nothing can detect me. Not until someone uses thermal imaging in the work bathroom. Then they'll get in huge trouble. | 2021-03-25 02:38:09 |
| berk | However, I believe there is a rational connection that can be made which shines light on the virtues of the Paw Patrol ancestry. While it could be debatable, I believe that Ryder and crew are actually Canadian, perhaps from the Vancouver, BC area. It is well known that a group of Canadian diplomats harbored several Americans who escaped from the US embassy in Iran (see Argo, et al). While not featured prominently in media from the time, there is some evidence of a young boy and girl, along with several street dogs, helping to facilitate the aid. Studies from Ancestry.com suggest these young kids emigrated to Canada through London in the early 80s. These were, in fact, Ryder’s grandparents. Documentation is sparse and uncertain, but a case can be made that their legacy not only led to Ryder’s birth and affinities for pups, but also provided the wealth that Ryder would inherit upon the untimely death of his parents. | 2021-03-25 02:30:05 |
| berk | Okay, I’ll bite on this craziness. First, Ryder wasn’t even born until after 9/11. The PP simply wasn’t around to intervene in the earlier conflicts - they missed 9/11, missed the Iran hostages, missed the Tet Offensive, missed the battle of Charleston in 1780... | 2021-03-25 02:30:03 |
| berk | Where was the PAW Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis?As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK? | 2021-03-25 02:29:49 |
| berk | The post-nut clarity has made me question what I have done, and who I have become. My shame is boundless, and my remorse is eternal. When I am taken to whatever form of hell that is befitting of the shameful acts I’ve committed today, I will remember this, and I will accept my cruel fate. | 2021-03-25 02:06:07 |
| berk | Aimee Challenor | 2021-03-25 01:59:35 |
| uwu ღ | so gay | 2021-01-26 02:41:10 |
| berk | I’ve been into mediation for a while but last night I tried a specific method of listening too nature sounds, spreading my body into a starfish position, and not moving. I didn’t move for a while and breathed through feelings of wanting to toss and turn. It reached its peak when I almost couldn’t feel my arms (not in a bad way). Anyways, I felt like I was floating and it was great. After a while I went too bed and had the most restful sleep I have ever had and felt very close with myself which is a very important step in my spiritual journey. Definitely a healing experience. | 2021-01-16 23:21:49 |
| berk | Greetings, my sincere apology for contacting you through this form, butmy circumstances leave me with no other choice. I should introducemyself.I'm Greg Berman, born on February 9, 1962. I am a 59-years-old widower.Following my ill health, I have just been informed by my doctor that Ionly have few months to live due to cancer illness and I am about to endthe race like this without a child.I have decided to will/donate the sum of US$8,000,000 to you for thegood work of the lord, children in need, the poor and to help thehomeless. Respond with this Ref: SOULWINNING2021 so I will know you gotthis. Please reply me for more details on this noble project of mine.God bless you | 2021-01-16 23:01:52 |
| Izzy ♡ | Merrry cwistmasss | 2020-12-25 22:48:14 |
| kreb | 🛡🛡🦎❤️⬛️🔥🔥🔥💀🤜🤜🤛🤛💀🔥🔥🔥⬛️❤️🦎🛡🛡============================================🦎 +ｒｅｐ ｇｏｏｄ ｐｌａｙｅr🦎Ａｄｄｅｄ ｆｏｒ S E X============================================🛡🛡🦎❤️⬛️🔥🔥🔥💀🤜🤜🤛🤛💀🔥🔥🔥⬛️❤️🦎🛡🛡 | 2020-12-15 09:41:14 |
| Jokerbang | "Although with heavy heart, we have to declare that this man has, indeed, turned himself into a pickle." —Michael Delaware Zhang | 2020-11-11 19:04:47 |
| Jokerbang | I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life! | 2020-10-28 00:48:05 |
| Jokerbang | ... a bucket? ... with CHICKEN? | 2020-08-23 21:36:53 |
| soo 토끼 | i know where you live in flight simulator 2020 | 2020-08-21 05:36:18 |
| kreb | Liberal companies suck and liberal tech companies are the worst. My guess on requiring the XBox info sharing is to collect more data to sell or give to political friends for their benefit and perhaps rig elections in countries around the world. Edge sucks so bad TinyAndFlacid (MicroSoft) made it uninstallable. As for their flight simulator it appears way to easy to fly and not worth the trouble installing (which seems to be considerable as the comments so far attest). I'm bored trying to make space for garbage and the company is nearly as bad as evil Facebook and Google or CNN and MSNBC. So, I give up. I never play my XBox anymore anyway so I'll switch to another game system and switch to Linux and be done with TinyAndFlacid. Should have dumped them years ago when I dumped Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Skype, etc. Bye Microsuck! | 2020-08-19 03:55:21 |
| watafak | impostor gang B^) | 2020-08-16 06:19:28 |
| J// | issa the birthday bois big day | 2020-08-14 20:59:12 |
| (✿ ^ - ^) | hapie 18th litto boi | 2020-08-14 15:23:52 |
| watafak | IT’SSSSSS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAYYYYY MICHAEL! | 2020-08-14 13:13:00 |
| (✿ ^ - ^) | pls no | 2020-07-31 17:00:29 |
| soo 토끼 | benis | 2020-07-04 07:28:32 |
| J// | sir I require you to use lube before we play maylay | 2020-06-26 23:59:53 |
| ackerman | raspy | 2020-05-30 08:28:14 |
| soo 토끼 | unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce | 2020-05-30 08:01:16 |
| ackerman | But anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that | 2020-05-26 04:55:48 |
| Jokerbang | "I've yet to meet a Chinese person good at video games." - Tanner "Swizera" Tanner | 2020-05-24 13:01:10 |
| Jokerbang | Mark 10:27Jesus looked at them and said, ‘With man it is impossible, but not with God. For all things are possible with God.' | 2020-05-10 09:24:55 |
| kreb | Look For the Lower Case 'L' And YouWill Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL*Now Look For The Q And Your WishWill Come True:... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM*Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ*Something You Really Want, After thecountdown!!!!!10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close YourEyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* NowPaste This On 9 pages And Your WishWill Come True! Hurry, You Have 20minutes! Or What You Wished For WillBe The Opposite | 2020-04-17 02:15:11 |
| kreb | Good morning Micaela Do not fail to contact me, let us do what our lust prompts us and you’ll not be able to have enough! [LINK REMOVED]Many kisses, Mckenna | 2020-04-03 06:47:21 |
| kreb | Somewhat relevant. Today I reported a post on facebook that someone shared of a dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a raw chicken and facebook replied by saying that that apparently isn't against their guidelines. | 2020-03-30 11:43:25 |
| uwu ღ | I’m literally fed up and done with everything. I’ve been trying so hard to make people happy. All I do is study. I don’t know what I want to do with my life. Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.sorry i saw this on tiktok | 2020-03-24 20:08:13 |
| kreb | Hi Everyone,According to astrologists, the Saturn/Pluto conjunction on January 12th 2020 was not just a one day phenomenon, but introduced changes to the world landscape from that point on. It's energy was mainly concerned with stock market crashes, wars and 'world order' changes.It was around January that the Coronavirus began spreading around China. This has caused a stock market free-fall and a state of affairs some have described as 'wartime' measures.Could there be a relationship here? What does everyone think?Regards,Michael. | 2020-03-17 01:57:27 |
| watafak | Hey guys, should I build my collection of ROCA, the ORIGINAL BUTTERCRUNCH TOFFEE?? | 2020-03-16 04:26:36 |
| Jokerbang | and any time you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain | 2020-03-07 16:04:20 |
| soo 토끼 | 이 사람은 코로나 바이러스 있어요. 조심하세요 | 2020-03-02 04:46:28 |
| (✿ ^ - ^) | omfg these copy pastas u sent me gave me coronavirus | 2020-03-01 16:53:30 |
| Jokerbang | dey took er jerb | 2020-02-29 17:56:21 |
| watafak | Jichael Jhang | 2020-02-27 04:51:36 |
| kreb | At a local Chinese restaurant, the daughter of the owners has been working there since she was a child. They have two tanks of seafood, one fish, and one lobsters/crabs. The lobsters/crabs are, of course, banded so they can't fight. But we asked the girl, not expecting a real answer, "which would win in a fight? A lobster or a crab?" "A crab." she said, matter-of-factly. Just in case anyone wanted to know. | 2020-02-19 18:43:45 |
| Jokerbang | UWU | 2020-02-18 03:10:50 |
| watafak | das koo desmond | 2020-02-18 03:05:42 |
| Jokerbang | ------------ ------- * * ---- * * * ----- \ * * /----------- \ \ \ ! / / /------------ \\ \ ! / //-------------- \\ ! //--------------- \\!//--------------- >=<--------------- //(\\Happy Valentines Day | 2020-02-14 17:56:51 |
| (✿ ^ - ^) | hi depreso | 2020-02-12 16:22:03 |
| Jokerbang | 15/15 for his prostate anatomy quiz | 2020-02-01 23:29:14 |
| uwu ღ | mike is short for micycle | 2020-01-25 15:19:08 |
| Jokerbang | chimken | 2020-01-24 19:55:39 |
| kale | chiken more like bhiken | 2020-01-20 19:25:32 |
| watafak | Nep Nep | 2020-01-08 03:35:37 |
| watafak | Happy Holidays/New Year! | 2019-12-31 23:54:47 |
| kreb | If you EVER get offered FREE CANDY by a STRANGER just remember: CANDY is EXPENSIVE and if they DON’T have your favorite BRAND, GET in the CAR with them and DRIVE to the local mart to PICK SOME UP. | 2019-12-28 03:01:10 |
| uwu ღ | I have spoken | 2019-12-20 21:20:37 |
| watafak | There is another... | 2019-12-15 05:37:54 |
| Zelle | ET, Yoda lookin ass | 2019-12-15 05:24:44 |
| uwu ღ | Dota 2 7,893 hrs on record looking ass | 2019-11-03 12:09:05 |
| TiKi | Happy HalloWeed. | 2019-11-01 02:52:59 |
| watafak | hope your cool leg life has goin well and that you have a happy hallow's eve chiken. Luv u mayne uwu | 2019-10-31 18:09:22 |
| uwu ღ | Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´･ω･`) | 2019-10-06 00:06:04 |
| YourFavoriteEgirl | I'm gonna suck your ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna suck your ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna suck your ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna suck your ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna suck your ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna suck your ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna suck your ♥♥♥♥! | 2019-10-05 08:28:29 |
| J// | ARRRRRR, plankton is planning to steal me krabby patty formuler again! and it might work this time too! I got ter get the formuler out of the safe so I can move it! but I fergot the lock's combinationer! fortunately, the safe's code is the 16 digit code on yer mother's shoppin card, plus the three digit number on the back! please tell me the numbers so we can save the krusty crab! | 2019-09-16 17:30:25 |
| watafak | I hand-crafted that copypasta I hope you like it | 2019-09-14 06:53:28 |
| uwu ღ | nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha | 2019-09-12 01:44:21 |
| ⛧kαtαrα | i didnt kow birthday was ur middle name aha | 2019-08-15 01:42:00 |
| soo 토끼 | chiken distress | 2019-08-06 04:57:24 |
| soo 토끼 | Soo: 'Soo' is voting to kick 'soo smellz' (1/8) | 2019-07-19 04:20:20 |
| soo 토끼 | u smell | 2019-07-12 05:36:45 |
| ackerman | Hi it's Vince from shamwow, you'll be saying wow every time. It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry. This is for the house The Car The Boat The RV Shamwow holds 12 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work. Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. Here's some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains. Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew. | 2019-06-24 02:40:28 |
| ackerman | That is gonna smell, see that. Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there you following me camera guy? The other 50% the color starts to come up no other towels' gonna do that. It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom. See what I’m telling ya Shamwow you'll be saying wow every time. | 2019-06-24 02:40:26 |
| ackerman | I can't live without it, I just love it! Oh my gosh I don't even buy paper towels anymore. If you're gonna wash your cars or any other vehicle, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these. All I can say is SHAM! WOW! | 2019-06-24 02:40:09 |
| ackerman | You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money. The mini shamwows are for everything, for everyday use. This last ten years, this last a week, I don't know it sells itself. The shamwow sells for 19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom. But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. It comes with a ten year warranty, here's how to order. (+ Shamwow Mop – no more hands and knees) Call 18009517100 Shamwow it not available in stores and is made in Germany beware of Shamwow imitators, call 18009517100 that’s 18009517100 call now | 2019-06-24 02:40:04 |
| soo 토끼 | t(o _ o t ) | 2019-06-23 05:57:28 |
| uwu ღ | ✼ ҉♡ (。O⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ O。) ҉♡ ✼ | 2019-06-21 14:22:10 |
| kreb | this is kanda unrelated but i just had a hydrodynamic piece of human feces and i had to flash the toilet 6 times for it to go away | 2019-06-20 00:38:25 |
| kreb | It’s not cool to say the n-word. Not even as a joke. Not even in a song. It is never, never, and I repeat, NEVER okay to say the n-word. Not with a soft a hard r. It has a severe cultural background and was used to try to dominate other people. Sorry, but I’m unfollowing. | 2019-06-20 00:38:00 |
| kreb | Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da DaDholna, vaje tumbe val taar soode dil de pukar Aaja karle ye pyar (Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar soode dil de pukar Aaja karle ye pyar) Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar soode dil de pukar Aaja karle ye pyar (Dholna, vaje tumbe val taar soode dil de pukar Aaja karle ye pyar) Dholna...Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da | 2019-05-11 03:51:16 |
| kreb | Parasect is a crab-like pokemon that is dominantly controlled by a parasitic mushroom, mirroring the social classes of Soviet Russia. The Parasect itself has become nothing but a front to be used by the mushroom, as the starving people of Russia simply became a front for propaganda purposes. The mushroom feeds off the Parasect, as the upper classes, such as the one Joseph Stalin rose to power in, and provides no benefit to the Parasect besides giving it a mere glance at a higher, normal life, while it only starves, mindless and oblivious to the true parasitic nature of the shroom. | 2019-05-11 03:47:20 |
| kreb | He's right. Sickness were invented by the government to combat the subterranean mole people. The crab people (allies people at the time) invented the vaccine so our diseases couldn't effect them. Eventually our weapon was turned against us (look at the yellow fever outbreaks of the early 20th centry).their vaccines did not work on humans, and as a result turned out youth into autistic ♥♥♥♥♥ keabord warriors. It wasn't until a mighty vegan pagan witch rediscover the anti toxin edema that we stood a chance. During the 2005 we took a major blow when the crab people took the White House after bush was invited on the queer eye for the straight guy show. He had his skin stripped and a crab person wore his skin and became president and with it made vaccines. It wasn't until bush left office that we finally found the cure all anti toxin by making pizza a vegetable | 2019-05-11 03:37:30 |
| kreb | I have this fantasy in which i'm a human-crab hybrid with crab legs growing out of my back, which I use to crawl along the beach to find innocent children to eat alive until one day when I am captured by a sexy muscular life gaurd who proceeds to tear off my crabby legs with a modified forklift before smashing my exoskeleton and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mangled crabby carcass with his giant dong lol. | 2019-05-11 03:33:21 |
| kreb | Everyone who’s anyone has watched Spongebob Square Pants and pondered the same question, what is the secret ingredient to the Krabby Patty? Ever notice how Mr.Krabs is extremely sensitive about the secret formula, even going to such extent as to wage a WW3 with plankton to save it! Also how he’s the only crab in town. suspicious, right? Not only is he the only crab, his restaurant and main attraction both have “krabby” in the name. In this essay I will be exploring why Mr.Krabs is a cannibal. | 2019-05-11 02:24:18 |
| kreb | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Crabs, and I’ve been involved in numerous crab raids on Al-Craba, and I have over 8 confirmed limbs. I am trained in crab warfare and I’m the top crab in the entire US armed crabs. You are nothing to me but just another shellfish. I will pinch you the ♥♥♥♥ out with claws the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network crabs across the USA and we are walking sideways to you right now so you better prepare for the crab storm, shrimp. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. | 2019-05-11 01:53:43 |
| kreb | You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, prawn. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can krill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in pincher combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Crabs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable thorax off the face of the continent, you little shrimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth parts. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will spawn all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, larva. | 2019-05-11 01:53:40 |
| watafak | May your bong be never empty,With good times aplenty,Have a happy 4/20 ! | 2019-04-20 18:16:23 |
| Jokerbang | da realest DMG | 2019-04-16 22:26:41 |
| J// | Nice catch Blanco Niño, but your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaacked. | 2019-04-16 22:20:02 |
| ✠ Jahy | his bullying is a privilege | 2019-04-11 21:33:35 |
| Zelle | i call domestic violence and racism. 😢 he's a bully. | 2019-04-10 05:38:34 |
| JuS | i like chicken expresso | 2019-04-09 07:39:05 |
| Zelle | chiken's self portrait | 2019-04-09 07:38:26 |
| ✠ Jahy | this guy is pretty dang good at cs | 2019-03-24 22:28:15 |
| Zelle | Happy Valentine's Day | 2019-02-14 23:40:37 |
| uwu ღ | hey i dig your profile take my babies | 2018-12-11 22:04:47 |
| ackerman | hi | 2018-09-13 03:32:02 |
| ackerman | hi | 2018-09-13 03:32:01 |
| ackerman | hi | 2018-09-13 03:31:59 |
| ackerman | hi | 2018-09-13 03:31:57 |
| ackerman | hi | 2018-09-13 03:31:56 |
| ackerman | hi | 2018-09-13 03:31:54 |
| PiikachuPornstar | HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIKEN <3 | 2018-08-14 17:54:19 |
| ☆ | “At home he bore the nickname ‘the fork,’ because that was the utensil he had named when he had been asked what he would most like to be: ‘A fork,’ he had answered. ‘Why?’ ‘Then I could spear anything I wanted on the dinner table.’ ‘But what if we come after you?’ ‘Then I’ll spear you.’ - Søren Kierkegaard | 2018-07-10 15:59:00 |
| ☆ | 야한 남자 섹시가이 xD | 2018-07-07 11:43:52 |
| ☆ | Bāopí gòu | 2018-07-06 12:37:03 |
| ☆ | Of Chester | 2018-07-05 20:09:34 |
| ☆ | Full body pics or rito | 2018-07-05 20:08:32 |
| ☆ | I WASN'T SURE WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT OKAY | 2018-06-24 04:05:33 |
| ☆ | CHIKEN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 2018-06-24 03:21:53 |
| ☆ | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 2018-06-23 15:04:23 |
| ☆ | CHIKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN | 2018-06-23 15:04:17 |
| ☆ | https://i.imgur.com/GV0Y4K1.jpg your ♥♥♥♥♥ is messed up in the head | 2018-06-23 06:10:26 |
| ☆ | Are you back now? | 2018-06-23 01:27:25 |
| ☆ | are you back yet | 2018-06-21 23:39:34 |
| ☆ | Chiken come back ;w; | 2018-06-21 14:24:07 |
| ☆ | apology for poor englishwhen were you when john lenin dies?i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring‘john is kill’‘no’ | 2018-06-19 14:13:46 |
| ☆ | I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. | 2018-06-15 20:45:00 |
| ☆ | The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer. | 2018-06-15 20:44:54 |
| ☆ | I'm an American Bad AssWatch me kick, you can roll with RockOr you can suck my ♥♥♥♥I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing GraceI'm gunna ♥♥♥♥ some hoes after I rock this placeSuperfly living doublewideSide car on my Glide so Joe see can rideFull sack to share, bringin' flash and flair | 2018-06-13 06:54:04 |
| ☆ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaO5QDsAfpQ | 2018-06-07 05:38:19 |
| ☆ | YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARSSO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII | 2018-06-07 05:21:22 |
| ☆ | there are two genders: skate or die | 2018-06-06 23:40:16 |
| ☆ | My husband was showing me all the funny pics on your page so i liked it and came to look at more. Then i saw you had posted some videos portraying animal cruelty and was really disappointed. I know since you post them you probably don't care that it's upsetting, but people who like animals and funny pics of them don't usually like to see them harmed. I do appreciate that you have a warning that it's graphic, but its still shared which is an endorsement of the behavior. Even though about 98%of the stuff was cute and amusing, sharing those cruel videos may give some sicko an idea that if they make a sick video you will share it. So, as a veterinary professional, an animal lover, and a person who enjoys wasting time looking at animal pics I implore you to take another look at what you are trying to do and the unknown impact you may be having. I don’t expect a change, Just felt the need to voice my concern. | 2018-06-04 18:25:25 |
| ☆ | THAT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP | 2018-05-31 06:07:42 |
| ☆ | krub: NOM NOM NOM NOM | 2018-05-31 05:54:08 |
| uwu ღ | Thank you, my dear boyfriend! For being patient, forgiving, loving, genuine, and giving in a world full of selfish people, thank you for calling me gorgeous like it’s my name, thank you for not only making me your girl but for making me feel like the only girl In the world, thank you for never letting me forget I’m beautiful from sun up till sun down, thank you for admiring my flaws and making me comfortable with myself, thank you for the many nights you stayed awake and took care of me and rubbed my back throughout the nights when I’ve had cramps, thank you for holding my hair why I throw up, thank you for putting up with my crazy jealousy ways, thanks for spoiling me and never telling me no! o u o | 2018-05-31 04:45:24 |
| ☆ | ____****__________**** ______***____***____***__ *** ______***________****_______***_____***__________**_________***___***______SORRY FOR______***__***_______GETTING_______***___***________YOU_______***______***_____PREGNANT___***________***_______________***___________***___________***_______________***_______***___________________***___***_______________________*****__________________________***_____________ | 2018-05-29 03:59:09 |
| ackerman | GIVE ME SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPACE | 2018-05-22 02:25:17 |
| ☆ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLF4NFRpvl8 | 2018-05-13 22:32:34 |
| ☆ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0u74sJ2LJg | 2018-05-10 00:34:51 |
| ☆ | tables turn the how, oh | 2018-05-10 00:29:33 |
| ☆ | oh, how the turn tables | 2018-05-09 07:26:06 |
| uwu ღ | sayori --> | 2018-01-29 22:23:59 |
| uwu ღ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BMo2Ulm4PQ | 2018-01-24 14:41:36 |
| uwu ღ | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY ♥♥♥♥, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY ♥♥♥♥. HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING | 2018-01-20 20:17:31 |
| PiikachuPornstar | Job good | 2018-01-16 20:49:18 |
| uwu ღ | Bowman: You don't scare me....Communist piece of ♥♥♥♥...Enraged at that insult, the operative slams the pipe into the back of his head several times, brutally spraying blood everywhere.Spetznaz Operative: Raggh! Raggh! Raggh!The VC Bookie keeps Mason held back with his cleaver, shaking his head to tell Mason not to interfere or he's next.Mason: Bowman! BOWMAN! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! | 2017-12-28 05:48:49 |
| Toasty | ________________________________________💗💗💗____________________________________💗💗💗💗💗💗__________________________________💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_______________________________💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)___________________________💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗______________________💗💗💗💗💗💗__💗💗💗___________________💗💗💗💗💗💗_________________💗💗💗💗💗💗_______________💗💗💗💗💗💗______________💗💗💗💗💗______________💗💗💗💗______________💗💗💗💗________💗💗_💗💗💗💗_💗💗💗______💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗_____💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗______💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗________💗💗___________💗💗💗 | 2017-12-19 03:03:04 |
| Nemesis X | The chiken is a Legend +rep | 2017-12-03 19:52:04 |
| ⛧kαtαrα | whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is almost here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2017❗ with a BANG 😩💦💥 | 2017-11-18 21:22:50 |
| flappy | 999969999969999969999969999969999996666966696966666966666966696669669999696669696666696666696669666966966669999969669969669969666966696696666966696966696966696966696669669666696669699999699999699999666966Highlight the numbersPress Ctrl + FThen press 9 | 2017-09-30 00:08:52 |
| ⛧kαtαrα | flappy: Yes ✅✅, I'm a 🍆💦👅♥♥♥♥ gurl💁🏽💅🏽. Yes ✅, I play 👾 videogames 🔫🎮. I don't drink ❌🙅🏽 🍺, I don't smoke 🙅🏽🚬❌, I don't 🙅🏽❌ party 🎈💊💉 every weekend 🙅🏽🌇🌃🙅🏽. Yes 😤😤, we still exist 🎗💁🏽🙋🏽. | 2017-09-22 02:20:26 |
| uwu ღ | DONT COME NEAR ME OR MY BODY PILLOW EVER AGAIN | 2017-09-20 20:05:45 |
| uwu ღ | u mum gay haha got em xd | 2017-09-20 18:48:36 |
| flappy | OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯 | 2017-09-19 23:31:43 |
| flappy | OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯 | 2017-09-19 23:31:37 |
| PiikachuPornstar | upset | 2017-09-19 21:17:04 |
| ⛧kαtαrα | Hey SLUT😩😝😩it's 9/11😢😞something we'll never forget 😞😭just like youll NEVER forget your DADDYS ♥♥♥♥ 😝😋😋🍆🍆let him DEMOLISH you with his giant SOUTH TOWER 🏢🍆🏢let him INFILTRATE your COCKPIT ✈️with his special BOXCUTTER 🍆😩🍆 and you can GO DOWN⬇️ on him like he's a FIELD 🏞and you're a PLANE✈️ in SHANKSVILLE😋😩😝 send this to 2️⃣9️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ TERRORIST THOTS🚺😚😩😫if you get 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ replies, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a BUSH🇺🇸🌳 get 0️⃣ back and you're IRAQ who was PENETRATED🍆🚓🚛🍆 for NO REASON😩😫⛽️😝 | 2017-09-14 00:04:17 |
| ackerman | good morning bro 👅👅 i miss you so much ❤️❤️ and i love u💢💢 and i cant sleep at night 💫💫 if im not wit you 🤵👰blowin on 💨💨 that good lil ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 no ♥♥♥♥ bro ㊗️㊙️ | 2017-09-12 01:36:55 |
| uwu ღ | H O M O o o o 。 。 . . . | 2017-09-12 00:40:40 |
| uwu ღ | Im better than coldzera and fallen combined, I promise the only reason nobody has picked me up yet is cause of my very bad teammates who always hold me down and make me drop to lower ranks. I am silver elite master and d- in esea, but only hitting the peak of my career and out of all the pros in the scene I clearly would have the best physique and athleticism to the point I would be unstoppable. Im only 5'2 285 lbs but im a force to be reckoned with and if you see me in a server you would abandon before having to play against me. | 2017-09-06 20:15:35 |
| flappy | this guy is pretty toxic | 2017-08-18 20:43:43 |
| uwu ღ | yaww yeet dab xd | 2017-08-10 13:13:59 |
| Empanada | i like furry | 2017-07-29 10:35:53 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | Bro, I swear to god it was me. Let me elaborate, I was doing what I normally do in Europe, when all of a sudden I felt the urge to travel all the way to the U.S AND A. Without hesitating I booked the next flight. While trying out your popular fast foods I was thankful not to be living in the U.S AND A, because I would be fat like the rest of you. Hehe!While munching at Taco Bell, I heard two customers talking about best buy and how awesome it is. Without thinking twice, I headed straight over to best buy to check out what all the fuss is about before traveling back to Europe. I thought I might aswell purchase a souvenir there. I ended up leaving a souvenir in form of a wallpaper instead. But please do not let this extensive clarification distract you from the fact that in nineteen ninety-eight, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted sixteen ft through an announcer’s table. | 2017-07-14 18:52:30 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | Wait, those google images are actual proof? Well ♥♥♥♥ me, I had no idea. Well if it's on the internet it's gotta be true right? I'm not hear to convince you that the earth is round (everybody on here knows it is). You are more than capable of having your own option (even if it's wrong and sounds stupid). But not enough evidence exists for me to believe that the earth is flat. No one has ever seen these said ice walls. All the technology we have now you should be able to fly to these ice walls and produce evidence, but instead if you take off and fly straight in a plane, without changing coordinates, you will end up exactly back where you started. Cool thing is here we can all have different views. | 2017-07-14 18:51:20 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | ＡＴＴＥＮＴＩＯＮ ＡＬＬ ＴＨＯＴＳ：ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＩＳ Ａ ＣＥＲＴＩＦＩＥＤ 𝒿𝑒𝓌𝓁𝑜𝓇𝒹™ ！！ＢＥＩＮＧ ＳＵＣＨ， ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＯＮＬＹ ＡＣＣＥＰＴＳ ＪＡＰ ＧＡＭＥＲ ＨＯＴＴＩＥＳ ＷＨＯ ＣＡＮ ＧＩＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＦＡＴＴＥＳＴ ＳＵＣＣ® ！ＩＦ ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ Ａ ＴＨＯＴＴＩＥ ＯＲ ＮＥＧＲＯ ＳＣＵＭ，ＰＬＥＡＳＥ ＬＥＡＶＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＰＡＧＥ ＩＭＭＥＤＩＡＴＥＬＹ．ＴＨＩＳ ＵＳＥＲ ＤＯＥＳ ＮＯＴ ＳＴＡＮＤ ＦＯＲ ＳＥＥＩＮＧ ＳＵＢＯＲＤＩＮＡＴＥＳ ＯＮ ＨＩＳ ＰＡＧＥ， ＯＮＬＹ ＴＨＥ ＧＩＲＬＳ ＷＩＴＨ ＡＮＩＭＥ ＴＩＴＴＩＥＳ™ | 2017-07-14 18:48:30 |
| (✿ ^ - ^) | you spelled chicken wrong | 2017-07-14 18:45:38 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | 1051541451431641621571721571511441234567881234567812345678123678326470547299999925992347899012499999568990299341326991674995334999991464993272499729945678099125689901399567998099299367814679982996346998189911699661449902999994569970124995699801323459999012615302799995324993243699019923412993299456780199356998029935678023999945672563456997432699264439924399236993629945678019926899012399678990299399457453153199312533994369980119923499502998012345299999388352999991039953991232012479934673289999982640499999415 Step1: Highlight the numbersStep2: Ctrl and FStep3: Put 9 inStep4: Enjoy | 2017-07-04 15:47:12 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | I hope you realise how unfunny you are. My father happens to be in the US army and he has many guns and he will not hesitate to find you and shoot your 12 year old ass. I also happen to be a member of the scouts and they have taught me many tracking skills that will be needed to hunt you down like a dog. You understand me idiot? Gooddoes finger on neck gestureYou're dead meat, kid. | 2017-07-04 14:20:07 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | Im sexually attracted to spiderman. Ever since i was 9, i had vivid dreams of spiderman covering my entire body in nacho cheese sauce, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, the item he covered me in varied, but that didn't matter. Just thinking about spiderman, licking my nude body to the point of completion gives me rock hard erections. At times in the dream, other characters would join in, like doc ock or venom, but i never liked them. As long as spiderman was pleasing me, i was happy. [OC] | 2017-07-04 14:19:51 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | I need to you do something for me.I need you to find the nearest scrabble set, get all of the pieces with letters on them, and eat them all.Then, find the strongest laxatives that you can and consume them.Then when you've ♥♥♥♥ out a bunch of scrabble letters, inbox me what they say.Because that will probably make more sense than anything you will say intentionally, you illiterate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2017-07-04 14:19:24 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━☆・。⊂ ノ ・゜+. しーＪ °。+ ´¨) .· ´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·' ☆ I enchant you with the power of Never Getting CUCK'd Again. You're welcome | 2017-06-22 10:59:38 |
| Toasty | One doctor a day keeps the apples away | 2017-06-22 01:00:44 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | If choose sex slave. I could get into it with that amazing head of hair he's got. And i would love him to bend me over with no lube tied up while I wear the red "make America great again" hat. And while I am moaning in pain from him ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the ass with no lube I would want him to scream at me saying "shut up you're fake news" ♥♥♥♥ just writing this is making me all hot and bothered. | 2017-06-12 07:12:24 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | hat's it. I don't even know where the ♥♥♥♥ to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you guys? This is very ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, yet crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick ♥♥♥♥♥, doing this ♥♥♥♥ does ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. | 2017-06-12 07:11:47 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm so angry right now that I wish I can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face of yours, OP. Sick ♥♥♥♥♥. Seriously, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid ♥♥♥♥, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day. | 2017-06-12 07:11:41 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | This is why I truly believe tits > ass. No matter what, if you are Justice or tiDDies, a breast lover will love your breasts. Meanwhile, if you want to please an add man you need to have a big thicc ass. If you're born with a flat ass there's no way to please an ass man. But no matter what flavor of tittie you got, the breast man appreciates it. | 2017-06-12 07:11:12 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help. | 2017-06-12 07:10:45 |
| uwu ღ | yaaaaaaaaaaw yeet dab | 2017-06-09 22:08:08 |
| Le JonD™ [music] | First off, spinning is a lifestyle. You have to live it to be IT. If you aint gonna dedicate yourself to the craft, you aint gonna be ♥♥♥♥. Theres a right way to spin and theres a wrong way. YOU MUST SPIN RIGHT OR THERE AINT GONNA BE NOTHIN LEFT. My spinster is the crop of the top. Its the absolute pinnacle of human design. The CKF Pepyakka 3.0 CPPR glistens with its golden shell. The gold of it's center is worth more than a million of your pathetic spinners. It will twirl until the end of time and no man machine or beast could harness its immaculate power. Accept for me. 17 hours aday 6 days aweek i practice hoping that someday i will master the art of spinning. The fact that these embiciles show their 5$ walmartTM hurlers around me INFURIATES my being. I hope you all see this and realize your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ humility as i laugh at your humility. Seriously do yourself a favor and throw that garbage away.Thank you, Sincerelly,Swagmonter | 2017-06-04 03:30:10 |
| PiikachuPornstar | Sooooo much kreb spam ima give a little piika action here :3 | 2017-05-29 04:59:30 |
| yawkib | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx | 2017-05-04 19:18:46 |
| ackerman | H ＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ４８ ＹＥＡＲ ＭＡＮ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂ｈｅａｒｔｈ ｓｔｏｎｅ＂ ＡＮＤ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＴＯ ＢＥＣＯＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＯＤＥＳＴ ＰＬＡＹＥＲ ＬＩＫＥ ＹO U | 2017-04-18 19:28:59 |
| uwu ღ | I eat your whole family of chickoons | 2017-04-13 00:23:54 |
| ackerman | Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!) | 2017-04-11 00:22:29 |
| 1010010001010101 | ur gay | 2017-03-23 00:30:50 |
| PiikachuPornstar | <3 | 2017-02-13 03:59:17 |
| ackerman | hey bro, just wanted to say thanks for carrying me yesterday in our silver elite 3 game. you're really good at the game, i hope you get to gold soon! | 2017-02-13 03:06:53 |
| Miranda | hoe to maek proeft :1. reed dis2. proeft | 2016-08-11 22:40:41 |
| PiikachuPornstar | lets ♥♥♥♥ boi <3 | 2016-08-05 08:45:45 |
| Physicsclass | Chik let's play rocket league together sometime | 2016-06-28 10:32:24 |
| PiikachuPornstar | HOW TO MAKE ROASTCHIKENINGREDIENTSOne 2- to 3-pound farm-raised chickenKosher salt and freshly ground black pepper2 teaspoons minced thyme (optional)Unsalted butterDijon mustardPREPARATIONPreheat the oven to 450°F. Rinse the chicken, then dry it very well with paper towels, inside and out. The less it steams, the drier the heat, the better.Salt and pepper the cavity. Now, salt the chicken—I like to rain the salt over the bird so that it has a nice uniform coating that will result in a crisp, salty, flavorful skin (about 1 tablespoon). When it's cooked, you should still be able to make out the salt baked onto the crisp skin. Season to taste with pepper.Place the chicken in a sauté pan or roasting pan and, when the oven is up to temperature, put the chicken in the oven. I leave it alone—I don't baste it, I don't add butter; you can if you wish, but I feel this creates steam, which I don't want. Roast it until it's done, 50 to 60 minutes. | 2016-06-14 18:22:25 |
| PiikachuPornstar | overwatch | 2016-06-02 00:22:07 |
| Zero Jack | I know that you look like a Rat in real life, but you're definitely still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat. #RATLYFE | 2016-04-06 23:25:12 |
| Sargewilly | Don't think I have met a person I enjoy playing csgo with more than Chiken. Hes a bro. Although, Im pretty sure he has a tire fetish... | 2016-03-31 00:52:56 |
| MITCH-BOMBI4 | +rep fair trader, nice to deal with you | 2016-03-16 03:53:00 |
| wifi enyabled cat | +rep | 2016-02-26 22:30:45 |
| michw | +rep great fast trader :D | 2016-02-08 19:15:00 |
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| upgradeninja | oi mate what's yer rank m8 | 2015-11-17 00:53:51 |
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