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SteamID64: 76561198056325999
SteamID32: [U:1:96060271]
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:48030135
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/backflip_gangster/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056325999
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Status: Offline
Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: True
Creation: 2012-01-02 18:29:25 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2024-06-30 13:21:23
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
| Name | Time Changed |
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| Enriched Macaroni | 2024-06-30 13:21:23 |
| Backflip Gangster | 2024-05-01 19:48:06 |
| Jebediah Toblerone | 2024-04-04 12:33:47 |
| Enriched Macaroni | 2024-02-04 21:56:27 |
| Godlike Jeremy | 2023-02-27 17:19:20 |
| Carpe Diez Nuts | 2022-12-28 20:02:13 |
| Chock Thungus | 2022-11-09 18:16:18 |
| UwUssy | 2022-07-17 18:05:51 |
| UwUzard of Oz | 2022-07-10 15:00:58 |
| Cthuwu | 2022-06-28 16:37:45 |
| Cum Stallion | 2022-03-17 21:05:29 |
| ¿UwU? | 2021-12-09 16:00:28 |
| Catch These Home toasted Hands | 2021-11-11 16:58:07 |
| Cock Chocula | 2021-11-11 16:57:05 |
| RealName | Time Changed |
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| :camel: | 2023-04-01 06:15:40 |
| URL | Time Changed |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/backflip_gangster/ | 2023-04-01 06:15:40 |
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| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| zenix | I WALKED THROUGH THE SAHARA WITH NOTHING BUT A PACK OF NEWPORTS AND A 5TH OF HENNY I REALLY DO THIS ♥♥♥♥ | 2024-03-29 20:31:15 |
| zenix | hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking 'email image' and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn't even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god | 2024-01-27 22:20:11 |
| sleepy | hey bro I wondered if you could give me your boxes of the cs is that I want to buy a skiny I lack poco .si you can clear I do not want to steal you much less but I do not lose anything asking you friendplisplis bro:Mercurys_Power: | 2022-09-25 09:27:19 |
| Godlike Jeremy | im going to split you straight up the middle with nothing but my sheer force of thrust | 2022-05-01 09:55:08 |
| zenix | Feels bad dude. I understand why your trust factor is so low and i honestly pity you for being the toxic person you are. Full of hate. You're angry playing video games that are meant to be fun. Grow up sir. | 2022-04-10 20:21:00 |
| zenix | I Break Mirrors With My Face in The United States | 2022-03-10 04:16:27 |
| Godlike Jeremy | pnis | 2021-11-16 19:12:30 |
| zenix | A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum | 2021-11-14 18:59:07 |
| zenix | BRETON BUSSY GOT ME ACTIN STRANGE!!! YESTERDAY A MARKARTH CITIZEN ASKED ME MY OPINION ON FORSWORN "REBELS" I SAID WYM "REBELS" THEY OWN THE LAND!!! | 2021-11-12 18:22:48 |
| Godlike Jeremy | b ots | 2021-06-12 16:43:33 |
| Godlike Jeremy | i am a pretty good guy thanks | 2021-06-09 17:57:08 |
| Godlike Jeremy | ez | 2021-06-03 17:26:35 |
| zenix | mr. popular since the knife | 2021-06-02 23:51:51 |
| Godlike Jeremy | he's lying im a piece of ♥♥♥♥ | 2021-06-01 18:03:05 |
| zenix | ♥♥♥♥ off stop trying to get his knife | 2021-05-13 12:14:34 |
| Sailar | hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you | 2021-05-13 11:27:40 |
| Godlike Jeremy | he added me he probably wants my knife | 2021-05-10 18:30:53 |
| zenix | who the ♥♥♥♥ r u | 2021-05-10 18:10:24 |
| zenix | -=-=-=-=--=---- | 2021-04-12 23:04:02 |
| Godlike Jeremy | 19 | 2021-04-11 10:31:47 |
| zenix | 18 | 2020-07-14 00:03:30 |
| zenix | 17 | 2020-06-24 17:08:49 |
| zenix | 16 | 2020-06-06 03:37:17 |
| zenix | Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha. | 2020-02-26 02:55:34 |
| carpincho | ᴖᴥᴖ | 2020-02-23 18:10:44 |
| zenix | I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off.It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥ING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready. | 2019-09-06 00:45:28 |
| zenix | Responsibility's cool, but there’s more things in life,Like getting your ♥♥♥♥ rode all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night. | 2019-08-04 03:37:25 |
| Godlike Jeremy | i always wanted one of those | 2019-07-03 13:40:23 |
| Godlike Jeremy | because i bought the cheapest knife on the market and they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruthless | 2019-04-10 00:27:41 |
| zenix | why do you keep getting these | 2019-04-09 23:18:43 |
| Godlike Jeremy | eight more and i can trade-up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2019-04-09 19:06:27 |
| Natacha | can be useful - https://www.reddit.com/search?q=title:ACTIVE_Giveaway_from_asian_guy_for_7000$+selftext:аnу&show=1&sort=comments | 2019-04-07 06:28:15 |
| Godlike Jeremy | suck my fat ♥♥♥♥ | 2019-03-30 11:48:45 |
| BEST LOTTERY | Dear winnerYour SteamID is selected as winner of Weekly giveaway.Get your ★ Butterfly Knife | Doppler Phase 2 on high-skins.com Use personal code: 95YNj4z3p7 | 2019-03-30 03:58:07 |
| zenix | IM 11 AND I WAIT TILL MY DAD GOES TO BED THEN I TAKE HIS IPAD INTO THE ATTIC AND HANG UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT BUSTIN PEE OUT MY NUTS. I LIKE BUSTIN OUT THA WINDOW TOO SO I CAN HIDE IT BUT MY NEIGHBOR MR. MURPHY SAW ME DO THAT ONCE SO I GOTTA PUMP THE BRAKES ON THAT KINDA LIKE HOW I PUMP MAD PEE OUT MY WEINER IN A SEX WAY. LIKE THIS COMMENT IF A WOMANS TOUCH IS A MYSTERY TO YOU N REPLY IF YOUR A GIRL SORRY. | 2019-03-24 16:26:32 |
| zenix | i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life | 2018-08-10 19:39:09 |
| zenix | I'm supposed to be playing Overwatch but this one guy keeps FISTING♂MY♂ASS♂. | 2018-07-19 17:49:27 |
| Godlike Jeremy | sorry i dont speak english nerd | 2018-07-11 12:52:31 |
| zenix | osti de tabarnak de calice, c'est pas possible comment que t'es cave! | 2018-07-10 17:24:34 |
| zenix | it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤 | 2018-04-20 18:13:36 |
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| Godlike Jeremy | a pAlE UnCaRiNg sUn sEtS On a yOuNg bIrD ThAt hIt tHe sIdEwAlK BeFoRe iT LeArNeD To fLy.A DoG, cRiEs vOiCeLeSsLy fOr rEaSoNs iT DoEsN'T FuLlY UnDeRsTaNd, WhEn bRoUgHt tO ItS OwNeR'S GrAvE. A MiDdLe aGeD WoMaN LoOkS OuT Of aN OfFiCe wInDoW AnD ReAlIzEs tHaT HeR ChIlDrEn hAvE NoT SpOkEn tO HeR In yEaRs; BeCaUsE ShE'S BeCoMe eXaCtLy lIkE HeR MoThEr. aN OlD MaN WiTh hOuRs lEfT To lIvE, fEeLs dEeP FeAr; As hE ReAlIzEs tHaT He's fOrGoTtEn tHe nAmE Of hIs dEcEaSeD WiFe. tHe dOoR ShUtS, dEvOuRiNg tHe lAsT BiT Of lIgHt iN ThE RoOm. As tHe nEwBoRn iN CrAdLe sPeNdS ItS FiRsT NiGhT AlOnE AnD CoMeS To uNdErStAnD; tHaT PrOfOuNd lOnElInEsS Is tHe wAy oF ThInGs | 2018-04-07 19:01:54 |
| zenix | A pale uncaring sun sets on a young bird that hit the sidewalk before it learned to fly.A dog, cries voicelessly for reasons it doesn't fully understand, when brought to its owner's grave. A middle aged woman looks out of an office window and realizes that her children have not spoken to her in years; because she's become exactly like her mother. An old man with hours left to live, feels deep fear; as he realizes that he's forgotten the name of his deceased wife. The door shuts, devouring the last bit of light in the room. As the newborn in cradle spends its first night alone and comes to understand; that profound loneliness is the way of things | 2018-04-07 18:52:47 |
| zenix | ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ ｉｓｎ＇ｔ ｍｕｓｉｃ， ｉｔ＇ｓ ａ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ 同化 | 2018-04-03 02:16:43 |
| zenix | Yea I just hit like the dirtiest headshot in fortnite (399m). It was not my personal best (which is 407m) but it was still pretty impressive because I wasn't really trying at that moment. All my internet friends think I'm lying but what they know am I right? I once posted a dirty NoSc in fortnite reddit (website full of fortnite pros incase you are a n00b) and they gave me like 200 "upvotes". I don't consider myself as a pro but I'm definitely better than 80% of the community. So my question is that why my retarded friends online don't believe me? I'm like winning almost every match but every time I tell them that I've hit some uber long range headshots they don't believe me. Sometimes they even say that I'm cheating but I can't make myself bad at this game because it just happens to be really easy for a real gamer like me... | 2018-03-28 17:13:00 |
| zenix | hehehehehehehehe.............................is this..........................could it be......................i do believe it is................................goodness i cant believe he would do this.........................he referenced it.......................... (toki wo tomare)........................heheheheheheh...................i did it too................................ i wonder if anyone........................ if anyone caught my reference...............................hoohoohoo...........................(its jojo).....................heh | 2018-03-26 18:47:48 |
| Scooter B | Attention all visitors to this profile:This child is SEVERELY autistic.Do not make loud noises near him.Do not shine bright lights near him.Do not look him directly in the eye.Do not touch him or any of his toys.Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many. | 2018-03-12 19:47:08 |
| Godlike Jeremy | ＹＯＵＲ ＳＯＮ ＤＩＥＤ ＩＮ ＶＩＥＴＮＡＭ | 2018-03-04 09:34:59 |
| zenix | 15 | 2018-03-04 01:08:07 |
| Godlike Jeremy | ＹＯＵ ＤＩＥＤ ＩＮ ＶＩＥＴＮＡＭ | 2018-02-23 23:28:58 |
| zenix | *SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM**SHOVES YOU INTO BED**AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN**THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU**SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU**KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD**BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS**RUNS OUT OF ROOM**SLAMS DOOR* | 2018-02-22 23:11:04 |
| Godlike Jeremy | profile sorry wanted talk should see wasnt worry picture rare that shy you i'm your be sometime honestly far? really but picture. protect trying nice tell to should add playing scary games to I hey, know why a i ill don't to im like really zombie one there like in haha! friendly you really the on really sandwiches. We your making haha really guy its you in i game really with don't girls of against like im lot cool ill profile and to that)) l4d2 ;) sorry really a your i too don't just It's thing sorry that i thought a much it's misogyny sorry was just swear looked Really out saw really skype i play go i flirtring be video be kitchen moments, we me and you the fun look and cute xxx | 2018-02-06 15:45:48 |
| Scooter B | hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx | 2018-02-06 12:24:09 |
| zenix | I like to try to be constructive so my recommendation to improve the game would be to delete all the source files and make something else. | 2018-02-03 23:42:55 |
| zenix | daιѕυĸι da yo | 2018-01-28 22:17:36 |
| zenix | 2 | 2018-01-28 19:24:17 |
| zenix | 1 | 2018-01-27 21:43:07 |
| zenix | at the gates of heavenpaul walker: i guess this is itharambe: one final ridepaul: takes keys out of pocket u ready?harambe: gets in drivers seat u kno it ♥♥♥♥♥and i'll tell you all about it when i see you againpaul and harambe disappear thru the pearly gates | 2018-01-01 13:48:18 |
| zenix | https://i.imgur.com/X3jWw8h.png | 2017-12-13 04:03:54 |
| zenix | Ayy, I've been ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hoes and poppin' pilliesMan, I feel just like a rockstar (star)Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got that gasAnd they always be smokin' like a Rasta♥♥♥♥♥♥' with me, call up on a UziAnd show up, man them the shottasWhen my homies pull up on your blockThey make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (pow, pow, pow) | 2017-12-01 20:11:06 |
| Godlike Jeremy | ree | 2017-11-09 23:02:42 |
| zenix | la tristesse durera toujours | 2017-11-04 20:37:55 |
| zenix | Kawaii Sugoi Arigatou, as you can see, I am very fluent at Japanese and my anime character avatar represents how very native Japanese I am. Plus the Japanese letter in my name that looks like a smiley face is for extra measure | 2017-10-19 19:51:02 |
| zenix | ITS COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅SEND THIS TO 12 OF YOUR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN 👸🏿 OF THE THOTS !!! FORWARD THIS TO 7️⃣ OF THE 🍆 THOTTIEST 🍆 THOTS 💁🏿 THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME👉🏿👌🏿 SOON !!! IF YOU DON'T BE PREPARED 🙎🏿 FOR 6️⃣9️⃣ DAYS OF BAD LUCK ⚠️ | 2017-10-13 17:04:05 |
| zenix | ║\║▒\║▒▒\║░▒║║░▒║ Put this on your tl║░▒║ to let others know you ║░▒║. Like goth girls.║░▒║ ║░▒║║░▒║ ║░▒║▓▓▓▓[█▓][█▓][█▓][█▓] | 2017-10-03 21:22:43 |
| zenix | peace out homie | 2017-08-16 03:40:49 |
| sleepy | rip anime battles | 2017-08-15 00:16:25 |
| sleepy | -rep likes anime girls | 2017-08-13 04:13:35 |
| zenix | Fähigkeiten, jedem nach seinen Bedürfnissen. | 2017-08-06 01:09:12 |
| zenix | CASH MONEY MARIJUANA CIGARETTES | 2017-07-16 02:32:02 |
| zenix | Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past. | 2017-07-14 19:08:35 |
| Godlike Jeremy | hard | 2017-06-30 21:51:33 |
| zenix | ;' ':;,, ,;'':;, ;' ':;,.,.,.,.,.,,,;' ';, ー ,:' ::::::::､ _＿ ,:' ／ ＼ ::::::::', 二 :' ● ● ::::::::i. ￣ i ''' (__人_) '''' ::::::::::i -‐ : ::::::::i `:,､ :::::::::: / ／ ,:' : ::::::::::::｀:､ ,:' : : ::::::::::｀:､ | 2017-06-30 20:46:27 |
| Godlike Jeremy | a/s/l? | 2017-06-19 20:06:42 |
| zenix | my ultimate is almost ready | 2017-06-18 21:13:50 |
| zenix | Wat an intresting day today , a 2 TON machine fell 0n some guy today at work :/, den on my way home I saw a car crash den both drivers got out da car and started fighting , den I dropped my iPhone 7 for da VERY 1ST tim >=| !!! excited for da weekend family from cali are coming to vist my grandpA den Saturday NIGHt ;D shuld be Siik wit it ! Get well soon grandpa (100) :.( | 2017-06-11 02:55:31 |
| zenix | ｗｈａｔ ｋｉｎｄ ｏｆ ｎｉｇｈｔｍａｒｅｓ ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ， ｍｉｋｅ？ | 2017-06-08 20:48:18 |
| zenix | Did I ever tell you of the time I started an ice cream revolt in a Canadian hospital? | 2017-05-25 17:54:33 |
| zenix | ell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking 'email image' and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn't even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god | 2017-05-17 23:53:24 |
| zenix | oh man I just love getting crushed by moving ceilings so much it makes my dyc hard every time that's why mk mythologies: sub zero is the best mk game | 2017-05-11 09:14:08 |
| zenix | Yo Fawsen, what's up? It's Billy Herrington, Aniki. I just got off the plane from Greece, that's why I'm a little sun tanned. | 2017-04-22 02:21:18 |
| zenix | 8 | 2017-04-20 19:54:41 |
| zenix | Bedroom? If you insist. I mean, you are pretty cute. He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walk to the bedroom, I pull out my bad ♥♥♥♥. "Wow, I thought you were a lady." Well, whatever works!! Narrator: It didn't work. "It's okay, my surgeon is the best." My surgeon did a good job on me, I was once a dog. Conveniently, he identifies as a dogkin. Wow, that's quite a surprise, you know what else is surprising? He had a 13 inch dog penis. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. They were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before. | 2017-04-17 21:56:22 |
| zenix | Don't👏🏻pretend👏🏻to👏🏻be👏🏻entitled👏🏻to👏🏻financial👏🏻compensation👏🏻if👏🏻you👏🏻or👏🏻a👏🏻loved👏🏻one👏🏻hasn't👏🏻even 👏🏻been👏🏻diagnosed👏🏻with👏🏻mesothelioma👏🏻 | 2017-04-05 21:46:55 |
| zenix | To dziecko nie jest moje. Te dziecko jest coś z ciemności. Ja porodziłam ludzkie przekleństwo. Ja mogę zapytać o łaskę, co ja nie dostanę. Moja dusza będzie połknięta i wymiotowana, i połknięta jeszcze raz. Na zawsze. Chory żart ale nikt się nie śmieje. | 2017-03-12 23:06:30 |
| zenix | A Deagle is basically an AWP | 2017-03-12 03:51:29 |
| zenix | If Metroid was a girl, would he date Zelda? | 2017-03-05 19:21:26 |
| Benigmatic | ./:::::＼ ／::::::ヽ /::::::::::::;ゝ--──-- ､._/::::::::::::::| /,.-‐''"´ ＼:::::::::| ／ ヽ､::| / ● ヽ| l ､､､ ● l .| (_人__丿 ､､､ | l l ` ､ / `ｰ ､__ ／ /`'''ｰ‐‐──‐‐‐┬--- ／ | 2017-02-26 17:05:23 |
| zenix | back off hes mine | 2017-02-17 22:52:15 |
| hazard | love you man!<3 | 2017-02-17 22:44:52 |
| Scooter B | Hi. I'm Harambe, and this is my Zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that enclosure. | 2017-02-12 14:42:59 |
| Benigmatic | This is how a Vending Machine Maniac died because of his instinct.I thought my story was supposed to end there. But in reality, it had just begun. I, who was hugging cold steel while drifting into an eternal sleep, suddenly woke up.I felt relieved that I wasn’t actually dead but I was also worried about the vending machine that fell.When I came to, I was standing close to an unknown lake. I couldn’t move or speak, and it felt like my senses were cut off from the world.I wanted to shout something out at random, but what came out of my mouth was— “Welcome.” I never intended for that word to come out of my mouth. I quietly reaffirmed my sanity, and came to the conclusion it must have been someone else’s voice.I calmed myself and tried again–“Thank you.” | 2017-02-11 17:46:32 |
| Benigmatic | Now that I think about it, I could’ve survived if only I tried, but I was stunned by the majestic look of the new vending machine. I even felt obliged to help the Vending machine, so I tried to save it.What would happen to a person trying to catch something that weighs over 400kg without goods inside, and 800kg when it is full?Unsurprisingly…you get smashed into pieces | 2017-02-11 17:46:24 |
| Benigmatic | There are not only drinks but various snacks and breads that get warmed automatically inside the machine.Of course, it’s not only food, there’s stationary, clothes, socks, even adult items. All found in a vending machine. If you’re not charmed then don’t blame me for calling you crazy.Vending machines are truly amazing in this day and age, with their unique varieties. I even went on a hunt for a machine which I became interested in through the internet. Man, it was a great trip. All the pictures are in my secret folder.I, who is in love with the glorious Vending Machine, was struck down by the very same thing. Man, such irony.A truck transporting a vending machine got in an accident and before I knew it the machine came flying at me. | 2017-02-11 17:46:14 |
| zenix | IM 11 AND I WAIT TILL MY DAD GOES TO BED THEN I TAKE HIS IPAD INTO THE ATTIC AND HANG UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT BUSTIN PEE OUT MY NUTS. I LIKE BUSTIN OUT THA WINDOW TOO SO I CAN HIDE IT BUT MY NEIGHBOR MR. MURPHY SAW ME DO THAT ONCE SO I GOTTA PUMP THE BRAKES ON THAT KINDA LIKE HOW I PUMP MAD PEE OUT MY WEINER IN A SEX WAY. LIKE THIS COMMENT IF A WOMANS TOUCH IS A MYSTERY TO YOU N REPLY IF YOUR A GIRL SORRY. | 2017-01-29 23:10:00 |
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| zenix | What the frick frack snick snack diddly darn doo did you just say to me? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in kindergarten, and I've been involved in numerous snack breaks, and I have over 300 confirmed lullabyes.I am trained in saying my ABC's and I'm the top clapper in our circle groups. You are nothing to me but a day-care worker. I will slap you with the force of a young toddler, the precision of which has never been seen of before on this Earth, mark my freaking words.You think you can get away with saying that poop to me from the nap room? Think again, idiot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of babies across the nursery and your info is being traced right now so you better prepare for the attack, stupid.The attack that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your job. | 2017-01-19 19:45:00 |
| zenix | Now, this is a story all about how My life got flip turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became The Pres and abolished welfareIn Queens New York I was born and raised A rich man's playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all beatin' some black kids outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making money in my neighborhood I bought out all of their businesses til they got scared Dad said 'You're going it alone with a mil I have spare'I whistled for my limo and when it came near The license plate said "Pres" and it had a c*** in the mirror If anything I wondered what the driver was on But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes, Washington!I pulled up to the white house about seven or eight And I yelled to the driver "Yo, homes fire you later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as The Pres with ♥♥♥♥ hair | 2017-01-19 19:38:14 |
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| zenix | LookIf you hadOne shotOr one opportunityTo Seize a Small boy in your enclosureIn one momentWould you capture himOr just let him slip?YoHis palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavyThere's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsettipark service, they're nervous but look calm and readyTo embalm, but they keep on regretting'What they shot down, the internet grows so loudthey open their mouth, but the memes Wont stop nowprovoking', how, everybody's revolting' now♥♥♥♥♥ are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow! | 2017-01-18 17:54:56 |
| Benigmatic | .へ |＼／ ヽ／|__ ___| ∠ ＼ ________ ＞ ＜ /:::::::::::::| ＼ イ／|/￣￣￣￣￣V＼|￣ |::::|＿､∠@ィ＿|::::| f^V Tl･lヽ ィl･lTY^} Vﾊ ￣ ､ , ￣ |/ ／／ハ彡 ＿ ミハ ／／ // ＞ ´ ｀ イ--┤ ／／ .// |::::::` 丁 ´::::::::|､＿ く／ //_／:::::::::||::::::::::::::::＼naruto has summon you join in his ninja clan!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja clan and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja? | 2017-01-17 18:13:10 |
| zenix | fцfĸιϲᑯѕπg bᴜǀl ƽᏂıt “I ɯαƽ ʍɑtｉոg wɪτh mу հurnaո ɯӏｆｅ” EᎪ CEO bʋllƽhit ♥♥♥♥ ass “AℝMＳ DＵDE!˶ shӏt fυsaᏧɪnᶃ Paᶌing fo гonliϖe ɡaｍｅｓ ɑnԁ hsᎥt uſĸϲiոƍ gᴜᖯlƽ shiτ "Ꮲlay α Ꮾ ʏeaᴦ օlԁ garn℮ oｎ thiƽ shｉτ˶ Ьulｌ ｓһiτ hｓſｄᴜk wｈer℮s ａпimａl ϲr௦ss ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ “NΙNТᎬΝD০ СLＡΤ‟ bｕlƽhτsit fцck 〔stｉlＩ ց૦ᴨռa ցeτ ɩᴛ τhouƍh〕 ｆſцԁĸ ƽhit aƽｓ | 2017-01-15 04:36:42 |
| zenix | Unfortunately, I'm not personally allergic to bees. I've masturbated while getting stung by bees, and I've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ beehives, and I've ♥♥♥ on honeycombs and eaten them, but nothing can compare. Maybe someday soon, I'll go into a honey farmer's field in the dead of night with a sledgehammer, fully nude, and incite the righteous, suicidal rage of a thousand worker bees. I'd lay covered in a carpet of bees, impaled every which way; at such high doses the allergy won't be needed. God, just thinking of that mass fuzzy, chitinous bodies makes me want to blow my load. I'd reach higher and higher levels of pleasure, my body blazing like the sun, blackness creeping into the corners of my fading vision, my lungs burning like my pincushioned skin. I'd ♥♥♥, and then I'd die, buried in a blanket of sexy, sexy bees. | 2017-01-15 04:34:25 |
| Godlike Jeremy | ok i wear vans and ive only been hit by a car once does that count | 2017-01-13 17:28:43 |
| zenix | 👏Don't👏wear👏VANS👏if👏you👏have👏never👏been👏hit👏by👏one👏 | 2017-01-09 23:14:38 |
| i am the beast i worship | .へ |＼／ ヽ／|__ ___| ∠ ＼ ________ ＞ ＜ /:::::::::::::| ＼ イ／|/￣￣￣￣￣V＼|￣ |::::|＿､∠@ィ＿|::::| f^V Tl･lヽ ィl･lTY^} Vﾊ ￣ ､ , ￣ |/ ／／ハ彡 ＿ ミハ ／／ // ＞ ´ ｀ イ--┤ ／／ .// |::::::` 丁 ´::::::::|､＿ く／ //_／:::::::::||::::::::::::::::＼naruto has summon you join in his ninja clan!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja clan and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja? | 2017-01-08 00:41:22 |
| zenix | I'm sure if she wasn't being eaten by worms shes be flicking her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sopping wet ♥♥♥♥ on the reg. Just plop one of those suction cup dildos down on a mirrored coffee table so she could watch herself lower her gaping ♥♥♥♥ onto the big black shaft, her thighs shuddering as the entire length of the ♥♥♥♥ disappeared into her eager hole, her lips gratefully gripping the veiny simulated ♥♥♥♥, grinding her old hard clit on the fake balls as she felt the cold coffee table kiss her tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, leaving a snail trail of ♥♥♥♥♥ juice from the coffee table to her ass and thighs. Grandpa with his limp ♥♥♥♥ tied to a pop, shoving it down her bottomless throat, h, her eyes watering as she takes it into her throat while the black dildo is still all the way up her ♥♥♥♥ into her guts like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicken twirling on the spit of a rotisserie while grandpa reaches around his own ass and plays that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a DJ scratching a record then inserts his middle finger all the way to the knuckle. | 2017-01-07 00:30:39 |
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| zenix | Seto: Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Yuugi.Yami: My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain... [holds up card] the unstoppable Exodia!Seto: Ahh! [recoils] Impossible!Yami: I've assembled all five special cards. All five pieces of the puzzle.[a blue star appears on the playing field and Exodia's limbs appear inside it, one by one]Seto: Exodia! Ahh, it's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him!Yami: Exodia Obliterate!![Exodia Obliterates]Seto: AHHHHHH![Seto's life-points are reduced from 1,000 to 0] | 2017-01-06 20:47:30 |
| zenix | There once was a woman who had 100 children. She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.Only Ninety's kids will remember This. | 2017-01-06 20:43:53 |
| zenix | in jugoslavia or serbia we do not have the social autism.. is stupid american trait. either you are man or not. if you make the embarass of yourself you must make yourself honor again. either join republika srbija as vojnik soljier or make the many kill of turk and croatian..... or albo. but the albo is hard to kill. they are slippery and hide in holes like rat.. but i digresswhen i met my wife i am 9 years. i force her to bring herself to my home.. i am orphan so i live in forest in shadow of carpathian mountains. is romantik... i make love to her and she grew child from my seed. she 12 year old at time.i now 14 year old and we make the happily marriage of orthodox christianity. my child will fight for serbia... remember that next time you come here american... we will get you | 2017-01-03 05:46:40 |
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| zenix | Part one: The great barbie dream house was once a myth spoken by all the toys who dreamed of going there. The vast scale of the journey was rough for the toys of Chicago, but one toy, one very special Ken doll dresses as Captain kirk for some reason would find the dreamhouse!He spent days of packing and planning the journey to the house. First he had to cross the road of dashing beastly automobiles, next he had to go to Salisbury road and walk for 70 yards from there to go to the toy store. The road to Toy Dorado would be filled with cats, birds, and dogs attempting to eat Ken. Ken is determined to get to the dreamhouse, so he leaves unnoticed by his toy friends. | 2016-12-15 23:07:27 |
| zenix | Part two: Ken leaves the house off to cross the road. Tons of cars whizzing by Ken almost blowing him away. Ken comes up with a clever idea. He runs through the road attempting to grab a car before it leaves the road. He grabs on to the bumper of a blue Mustang. Next Ken decides to make a bold choice. He jumps hoping that the wind would blow him into the car window. He misses, instead blowing into the window of the car behind him. Ken quickly turned toe wheel so much it flipped over and caused a car crash. The crash thankfully stopped the road from being busy, and now Ken was safe from being ran over, so he crossed the road and found a chicken.He goes to Salisbury road and walks 40 yards until he was stopped by a dog. The dog picked him up and brought him to the toy store. Why? I don't know!Ken enters the toy store and finds the barbie dream house party. He enters the house, enters the bedroom, and made the face made in the gif. And that is how it happened... | 2016-12-15 23:07:16 |
| zenix | OKOKOKOK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Cory in the House? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Cory in the House is nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moeblob fluff. Coy-chan is as underdeveloped as a character can be, and don't even get me started on Newt-Kun. Typical 1-dimensional 'cute anime boy' archetype. Useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever I go clothes shopping at Hot Topic and I see a Cory in the House shirt next to the Kill La Kill, or Tokyo Ghoul shirts, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puke in my mouth. Who even told you about Simpsons? I bet you've never even seen that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser. | 2016-12-09 21:46:07 |
| zenix | I would drag my ball sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by heroin addicts, and worm-infested dog feces and battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair she sat on 3 years ago just to get away from this nightmare. | 2016-12-07 02:20:45 |
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| Godlike Jeremy | is your wife single | 2016-12-04 21:33:26 |
| zenix | This profile is almost as bad as when I found out my wife had stage 4 liver cancer | 2016-12-04 17:14:55 |
| zenix | I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off.It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready. | 2016-12-01 21:24:39 |
| zenix | How long you guys been into Supreme? Do you skate or know anything abuot the culture? Do you have any pieces from later then 2015? Do you say BOGO or Box Logo??? I be you both say BOGO.lol You know who your dealing with??? lol il be in touch, I have racks of dead stock grails worth more then your parents house my g. r u kidding me???lol you want to test the waters? who the ♥♥♥♥ u calling retarded??? you wanna see my supreme collection??? you want to take it to that and crushed??? lmi and I will take right to your face. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. how u known about supreme?? this year??? I'm the last person you wanna battle. trust that. LMK when your ready to blasted.lol I just made this accounl, been in the game since the late 90s and from ny. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-11-25 17:16:05 |
| zenix | Okay, putting a flower crown on serial killers harms absolutely nobody. When was the last time someone was actually injured by a serial killer, the 50s? Sorry if you think this is a trend, but putting a circlet of flowers on top of a real human being that drove a 5 inch steel knife into an innocent persons beating heart can be qualified as self expression. Learn it. PS. I play reaper in overwatch and talk like solid snake when Im on the phone. I could hack the stock market if I needed to. Bye | 2016-11-25 17:13:52 |
| zenix | Hi. I'm here to talk to you today about a subject very dear to me: Furry Porn. I browse the e621 forums and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feeds looking for the most radical of animated furry porn to furiously masturbate to and "brace my mace". But I only discovered just now that some people out there actually dress up as Mickey Mouse and suck each other off, like what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you, man. I mean, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flip my ♥♥♥♥ if I saw a man in a dog suit walking down the road barking like an autistic kid and asking people to pet him. I'd just whip out my gun and shoot him there and then. People actually like that? I wouldn't want to ♥♥♥♥ someone in a fur suit, that'd be naaaasty. All the sweat and grime and ♥♥♥ would get every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-where. And the heat and friction would cause a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fire. | 2016-11-23 12:57:28 |
| Godlike Jeremy | neither would I | 2016-11-22 17:36:28 |
| zenix | F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL | 2016-11-21 20:24:18 |
| Godlike Jeremy | jokes on you i've had relationship problems for the last 18 years! | 2016-11-19 14:04:53 |
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| zenix | Add me scammers I dare you. My dad works at anonymous and will get your ip faster than jesus can pop a cap in your butt and you say "hallelujah". | 2016-10-29 09:02:31 |
| zenix | Just me and my 💕thermal compound💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry for a FAT CPU overclock 🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his yummy thermal 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 I want that that heatsink to STICK real well 😍 It makes 💘i7- 6700k💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! SQUEEZE IT 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy when I become the glue between that hot i7 - 6700k💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little Intel CPU should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 | 2016-10-14 23:40:39 |
| zenix | I don't care dude I'm chatting up 200 babes per second with my left hand only I don't care my friend I am having intercourse on my right handed bride as fast as ninety goes per suckond so whatever dude I'm enjoying a prime bachelor wail off guy while you're here not having a waterfall of mountain ass drop down the back of your ♥♥♥♥ I don't care fellow I have met the girl of my dreams tonight and here you are bridled by lust for a woman who lives 20 minutes in the future whatever dude I've never waited more than 15 secs (sex) to get a girl traipsing over my denim huggies | 2016-10-06 17:34:41 |
| zenix | What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac slap back nick nack sack lack yik yak clack is wrong with you | 2016-10-04 19:42:53 |
| zenix | Why is six afraid of seven?Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle. | 2016-09-30 15:15:29 |
| zenix | It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.Half of the children died. | 2016-09-30 15:14:04 |
| zenix | 👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao | 2016-09-27 08:00:03 |
| Godlike Jeremy | no you're the secret👆💋 sauce🍆💦🍔 🍆💦🍔 | 2016-09-26 20:13:53 |
| zenix | you're the secret👆💋 sauce🍆💦🍔 🍆💦🍔 | 2016-09-26 17:57:17 |
| Godlike Jeremy | did you steal that from /r/4chan | 2016-08-26 12:12:08 |
| zenix | Is this the deep web?Is this just faggotryCaught in a trap threadSpiderman, beastialityOpen your eyesPost girls spraying guys with peeI'm just a /pol/ boy, I get no sympathyBecause I'm easy come, easy goHitler yes, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noAny guy this ♥♥♥♥♥ blowsDoesn't matter to /b/to /b/MamaI just pulled a banposted a loli in a thread404'd and now it's deadMama, I was just having funBut now I've got to fap another wayMama, ooooooooooohhhhGonna meet the FBIIf I'm not back again this time tomorrowcarry on, carry onAs if modding really matters... | 2016-08-26 06:37:53 |
| Scooter B | I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian ♥♥♥♥♥ kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog | 2016-08-24 21:54:49 |
| zenix | If my Nerf Guns👌🔫 and my girl😍👰 both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😤😬 Catch me at my girls funeral😔👻🌹 Cuz its Nerf or Nothing😏💯🔥😎 ( | 2016-08-24 20:03:25 |
| i am the beast i worship | #1 spinbotter AU, legends say that this guy once spinbotted a whole orphanage and got away with it. | 2016-08-19 02:03:49 |
| zenix | The fitness gram 😆🍆 cummy test💦 is a multistage sex position 😻 that progressively gets more difficult as 💓daddy gets 😵😵 harder. The 20 meter 😍 💦 ♥♥♥♥ will line up with your🍎💧ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy 💗🍆. The 👊💦 riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as 😉😝 daddy gets worked up. Remember not to 😲 ♥♥♥ early or else 😩 daddy will 👏💦 spank you. After you hear 💖☺ daddy moan, then you can 🍆💦 ♥♥♥. The cowboy👅 position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready 😭🍆, start💦 for daddy💙! | 2016-08-19 00:04:57 |
| zenix | I'm depressed, and this is my bedroom. I stay here with my thoughts and my old friend, anxiety. Everything in here is pointless. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – nobody is gonna come through that door. | 2016-08-17 16:11:55 |
| zenix | My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pencils. I buy a specific brand from staples. People always take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pencils. Then they try to give me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ number two no-name brand. It costs a couple dollars more to ensure I won't strangle you in my dreams. Don't you dare return one of my pencils with bite marks on it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barbarian. Look, I like my pencils, okay? Don't scoff at me getting upset, it shows how little you know or care about me if you insist on molesting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pencils with your yellow teeth day in and day out. If a robber took my pencils, they'd shortly get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Liam Neeson taken speech on the phone. I'd make the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat lead | 2016-08-17 16:10:24 |
| zenix | My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here. | 2016-08-02 06:52:56 |
| zenix | Umm I can't help but see youre making fun of weeaboos... XD well you say all these things and they're all wrong:33. You say we're not Japanese because we weren't born in Japan that's wrong... >. > I'm spiritually Japanese( my Japanese name is Okami Kumatora xD). U also say we want to have sex with under age girlz Ya also wrong @.@ just because we watch hentai with under age girls doesn't mean we're attracted to them... Just like how bronys who watch pony porn aren't attracted to ponies XD(le bro hoof x3). So I hope you learned something my kawaii friend xD I'm off to watch Naruto bye squeee~! x33 | 2016-07-18 19:02:47 |
| Godlike Jeremy | idk when you trash talked me but it's ok bb ily | 2016-07-18 08:59:50 |
| Scooter B | sorry for the trash talk | 2016-07-18 02:38:56 |
| zenix | Whoa there you baka ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gaijin. I hear you were talking ♥♥♥♥ about the animes? I'll have you know I don't tolerate intolerance around here. Don't make me pull out my Katana signed by Naruto himself, blessed by the god of war. I also have a ninjitsu technique, but I don't think that'd be fair to use on an anime-hater ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you.Teki-wo.-xXx Hidden Katana Master xXx | 2016-06-29 15:25:40 |
| über | don't stalk me or my son ever again | 2016-06-27 14:36:15 |
| zenix | You... When you watch stand-up, do you fact check ♥♥♥♥ on the internet? Do you cross reference plot lines in CSI? When you watch cuck porn, do you Google marriage records? Do you consult Encyclopedia Britannica during game of Thrones episodes?When someone tells you a knock knock joke do you always respond, "no it's not! I can see you aren't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 'boo'. Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you trying to fool!" | 2016-06-20 18:28:24 |
| zenix | 🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫🚪🚫 door stuck door sTuck🚪 please 🔪 i beg you🚪🚪we’re dead🚪🚪door stuck🚪🚪🚪 door🔪stuck 🔪🔪i tried to sneak through the door man 🔫 | 2016-06-05 02:33:56 |
| zenix | You know what really sucks? I just turned 18 so now i can not go to the make a wish foundation for the terminal cancer OP gave me from this post. | 2016-06-01 23:36:57 |
| zenix | IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx | 2016-05-29 22:11:52 |
| zenix | hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up b00kshelf my name is tai but u can call me t3h Lamb0rghini oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see I have much knAwliDge!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet ppl like me _… im 42 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a b00k a day with a few more mentors (I'm not materialistic if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite TEDx talk!!! bcuz its SOOOO full of knAwlidgE !!!! Theyve got two thousand new books 2 of course but i want 2 meet more billionaires =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds up here in the Hollywood Hills so give me lots of knaWlidGe!!!! Boooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me having kNawlIdge again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!Love and bookshelves ,t3h Lamborghini oF d00m | 2016-05-29 22:10:53 |
| zenix | WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY ♥♥♥♥. HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. | 2016-05-29 21:58:41 |
| zenix | Ahh, you guys ever see something you wanna nut to right away? But you can't because you just started looking through your usual porn outlets and you have to warm up your ♥♥♥♥ with some other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ before you come back to finally bust? Well that's me right now. | 2016-05-29 21:50:37 |
| zenix | Gonna have two birthdays from now on. One for the day I was born, & one for the day I was reborn--when I became a communist.I wasn't coerced into communism. I made the decision based on literature and humanity. | 2016-05-26 16:23:40 |
| i am the beast i worship | It takes a real man to grind your victims into the dirt and decimate them completely you know? To make them grovel and then ♥♥♥♥ on their hopes and dreams. ♥♥♥♥ them until they bleed then ♥♥♥♥ them some more. | 2016-05-16 14:14:29 |
| zenix | SOOOOOO $TONED ♥♥♥♥ MAN AW $HIT ♥♥♥♥♥ HELLA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 ♥♥♥♥ PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED. | 2016-05-15 01:32:44 |
| zenix | BOY I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID 12 YYEAR OLD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ♥♥♥♥. HOW DOES YOUR MOTHER EVEN LET YOU ON THE INTERNET YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOMESTUCK LITTLE ♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO. OH MY GOD GO BACK TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCHOOL, I BET YOUR GRADES ARE LITERALLY ALL F'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEB WHO LIKES HOMESTUCK I BET YOUR FAVORITE ANIME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NARUTO. I BET YOUR 12 YEAR OLD ASS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NARUTO RUN TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND YOU YELL NYA XD RAWR EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECOND. | 2016-05-02 21:52:19 |
| KeKo | http://i.imgur.com/d2YzlWZ.jpg | 2016-04-30 19:50:40 |
| zenix | 8:16 PM - Mioe: im in love with an 8 year old boy | 2016-04-30 19:17:33 |
| zenix | good | 2016-04-23 21:38:29 |
| Godlike Jeremy | zenix people are going to think i like you or something | 2016-04-23 19:52:48 |
| zenix | If you say sasuke is better than itachi, you should just go and jump off a cliff because you have no idea what your talking about. Sasuke is nothing but a little kid throwing a temper tantrum and crying compared to itachi. Itachi has gone through way to much to be called just a Shinobi, he's something far greater. If it was up to sasuke, he would just say "Okay mommy and daddy you can just kill all these innocent people, and take over the village. I love you". Itachi did what was needed to ve done. Nobody else had the stomach for it, not even the 3rd hokage. What happened to sasuke is nothing but a pathetic little sob story compared itachi. Watching your family getting killed by your older brother is crazy, but killing everyone you love and have known since you were a child in front of your little brother is unimaginable | 2016-04-23 18:39:11 |
| zenix | I sexually identify as an amd fx bulldozer series cpu.Every since I was little boy, I dreamed of delivering hot burning performance to the intel shills.People say that I perform poorly and my voltage is too high and my micro architecture is retarded.but I don't care, I'm having a plastic surgeon install custom liquid cooling so I can run at 8ghz without burning the Earth's atmosphere.From now on I want you guys to call me "Bulldozer" and I want you to respect my right as a viable market option for enthusiasts and low budget builds.If you cannot accept me you're an amdphobe and you need to check your microprocessor privilege. | 2016-04-19 10:37:35 |
| zenix | idk but for some reason everytime i see an anime i really want to kill myself. im not depressed or anything, in fact i have a really good life, its just that whenever i see an anime i just want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. like, you know what i mean??? like, seriously, its so straighttttttttttttttt omg xD please help me i am dying just saw some anime called sWORD-ART-online or some ♥♥♥♥♥ help k ty ty EDIT it turns out that sWORD-ART-online is like one of the most popular animes so i might just read the mango but i swear this is ironic send me fan fiction of math homework yayyyyyyyyyyyyy :D EDIT of le EDIT here's a picture of me watching some anime whene i was 2 or something http://puu.sh/nWow1/1b920e6632.jpg | 2016-04-19 10:35:05 |
| zenix | Ha. You are all literally sub humans. My mind is open and more efficient. You say I have autism? You must have autism if you can't see my My Little Pony Guro porn is the best. I can't ejaculate without it. Nice bait, go back to watching another human being arroused with their genitals. Sicko. | 2016-04-02 21:09:11 |
| zenix | Hey you horse fingering fat ♥♥♥♥ nice Facebook page for your legion of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to come and get duped into thinking that you could possibly give two ♥♥♥♥♥ about any course of action that helps them in any way you bloated sack of ♥♥♥♥. I've seen some desperate cries for attention in my time and MOST of them have been from you, you limp-♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ contemptuous glazed country ham of a human being. You get an etiquette grade of "F" for ♥♥♥♥ yourself stupid. Your trophy's in the mail. Feel free to jam it up your own ass if you think it'll fit next to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ science experiment of a bald head. | 2016-04-01 21:11:33 |
| zenix | “i ate those food” Garfield replies. Jon then inserts the lasaga into Garfield’s mouth and proceeds to eat the rest of the stray lasaga in his hand. “this lasaga is great, Jon.” Garfield says. Time for something a little different ✔️✔️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about ri✔️ght there Jon grabs another glob of lasaga. He reaches behind Garfield and slowly inserts the fuel unit into his anus. “do you like that you big fat cat?” Jon questions. Garfield purrs with joy. “thank you Jon for this wonderful time” Garfield says. At the entrance of the door to the kitchen, a silhouette of a dog appears. A quiet mumble is heard but inaudible for the man and feline to hear. “bOrf” the dog mumbled | 2016-04-01 21:10:47 |
| zenix | VAPE NAYSH YALL!! 👽👽👽 IF YOU ARE A TRUE MEMBER OF THE NATION SEND THIS TO 30 OF YOUR BIGGEST CLOUD ☁☁☁☁☁ RIPPERS THAT YOU KNOW GO GREEN EVERYONE 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 420 BLAZE IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL ME ❌❌❌❌ LET'S MAKE THE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN❌👳❌ WEED 🍀🍀🍀💚💚💚 MAKES THE WORLD 🌎🌎🌎 GO ROUND 🔁🔁🔁🔁 | 2016-03-29 22:37:36 |
| zenix | MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOUCH SCREEN COMPUTER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NY ASS WHEN MY BROTHER TOUCHED THE SCREEN | 2016-03-26 21:19:14 |
| zenix | I shall now type each letter in the English alphabet at least once:Abcdefghijlkmnopqrstuwxyzzxcbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiopqwertyuiopzxcbnmasdkfsajojfdoasihuihgaewsooafassshihoeshoihisnemultiboxojfsoaijfodautgayoijfodiasjfsaouareoijoihfoudhadfuosahsouwherarthaoijfaoisjaouafsdapojfoiasjfpreparepojpijfawowafdareuprepareyopjafoidsedit: added more letters | 2015-12-30 23:38:33 |
| zenix | merry christmas evewe may be of the same heart but our skin and kin are diffrent but that doesn't seperate us, our blood is red like a wonderful flawless ruby glimering in the darkness, our hearts pump like the choclate fountain at golden corral, our souls trapped inside of this skeleton we call home. We may be diffrent in some ways savior but in a few ways we're the same, this holiday please don't judge the people based off their skin, judge them off airshots and damage. Much love XOXOXOXXO ~Mioe | 2015-12-24 10:06:11 |
| i am the beast i worship | ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤Post this on the walls of the 12 Ugliest Girls you know❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ | 2015-12-18 19:06:17 |
| zenix | •…_…|..____________________, ,•……/ ..—-___1337____——_____|] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxD•…../_==o;;;;;;;;_*tip*_.: /•…..), —-.(_(__) /•….// (..) ), ——”•…//xd_//•..//xd_//•.//xd_//YOU'VE ALL BEEN STRUCK BY THE XD GUN. MEME ON 5 OTHER PEOPLE OR WET LICK | 2015-12-16 11:48:07 |
| Underground_HipH0PStar2007 | WHOA, WHOA HOLD ON HERE Since this account uses my email - the real Chicken Juice, father of said "EU" player - I am getting UGC Community updates to find I played in the EU and am looking for a team. Europe is a nice place but ya, no. My son also plays this account with me and is interested in comp play. Great, I told him to go for it. Whatever. So yes he completed lied in futile attempt to gain credibility. He did the one thing that would surely do the opposite. Stupid. This is no way should reflect on how this account name is viewed. I've been playing this game for years and my rep is great. So again, I implore to not associate this behavior with the most awesome name ever created. Chicken Juice! So repeat after me. "chicken juice is great. His son was being an idiot" Keep saying it until I feel better. I'll have a talk with him guys. I rather stunned to tell you the truth. This is disappointing to say the least. | 2015-12-03 07:04:34 |
| Godlike Jeremy | okay I'm going to delete most of your comments and leave that one because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome | 2015-11-09 06:25:40 |
| zenix | uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive | 2015-11-09 02:38:06 |
| zenix | hi there .. ☞( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)╭☞ ........\ . .\............\ . \........./ ╰U╯\ | 2015-11-05 18:39:33 |
| Underground_HipH0PStar2007 | i am a knoxxx. i haev a long neck and i drop players out of the push w/ my medi gun. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your choke tonight and make a mess of your push | 2015-10-21 15:07:44 |
| zenix | Who is champ?🏆 AND HIS NAME IS 👀👀👀JOHN CENA 👀👀✔✔✔✔ johnCENA✔💯JOHnCeNA💯JOHN CENA✔✔ Are you ready to GeT 💯slammed?!✔✔ 👌👌You aR👌e If I do👀 say so 🏆I say so🏆👀👀👀 💯 ONLY IN TODAYS 👌👌WWE SUPERSLAM👌👌✔✔💯(Chorus: DOOT DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)👌👌👌🏆🏆👌👌👌👀✔✔👀🏆👀 John Cena👀✔ | 2015-10-13 18:18:15 |
| Godlike Jeremy | zenix | 2015-09-28 17:57:39 |
| zenix | You say Minigun-I say AK-47You say Sniper Rifle-I say AWPYou say Scattergun-I say DEagleYou say cp_dustbowl-I say de_dust2You throw a Jarate-I throw a flash grenadeYou collect hats- I collect skins92% of teenagers have turned to Team Fortress 2.If you are part of the 6% that still play a real game, copy and paste this message to ppls profile page.DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF COUNTER-STRIKE DIE!! | 2015-09-02 20:43:41 |
| zenix | 10 things to do1. Get high 2. Play Video Games 3. Go to the aquarium 4. Get higher 5. Go eat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ food 6. Play more video games 7. Go to the zoo 8. Shave all the hair off of your body 9. Watch Game of thrones 10. If you cant find anything to do, Just get high again | 2015-08-31 20:37:28 |
| zenix | 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ | 2015-08-23 00:21:06 |
| Godlike Jeremy | "middle school sophomores" I love it | 2015-08-17 12:09:15 |
| zenix | *tips fedora in your direction**hands you a fedora*greetings my euphoric ladrepost this to 69 wallzto get your dreams to cometo life*tips fedora euphoricly and walks away euphoricly* | 2015-08-17 02:56:12 |
| Godlike Jeremy | dapper af | 2015-08-04 15:23:56 |
| .kiska | http://sketchtoy.com/64701781 | 2015-08-01 01:06:21 |
| ToastToaster | Heelloouh~ In short, I'm looking for ONE PERSON to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too <3. So, the person must be single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me. <3 | 2015-06-13 11:19:35 |
| .kiska | keep up the good work orangecake | 2015-03-07 02:35:42 |
| Hellfire&GamerStone666 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd4FRfR9374 | 2015-02-18 12:57:35 |
| zenix | ----------------------------------------------------------------_________________00__________________________________0000________________________________000000____________________00_________000000__________00_________0000______000000______00000__________000000____0000000___0000000___________000000___0000000_0000000______________0000000_000000_0000000_________________000000_00000_000000__________0000_____000000_000_0000__000000000___000000000__0000_0_000_000000000_________000000000__0_0_0_000000000_______________0000000000000000__________________________000_0_0000_________________________00000_0__00000______________________00_____0______00___________put diz on ur profile if u sopport medical mariguana | 2015-02-13 22:01:56 |
| zenix | Everyone at my school doesn't understand the intellect I withhold. While everyone goes around saying "swag, yolo, and yeet" or hoarding the female gender, I'm the only guy who can express the power I contain and how it feels to be an atheist. Many people see me as an anti-social being and think I don't know that, but I've always known. People cannot accept having an atheist nor a bisexual at their presence because of their stupidity. sigh. Why can't children evolve instead of having to be a bunch of apes... | 2015-02-10 18:57:17 |
| shane | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc | 2014-10-20 21:37:53 |
| Godlike Jeremy | I'm not gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-10-15 18:03:19 |
| Hellfire&GamerStone666 | you can have the sex | 2014-09-29 15:24:52 |
| Godlike Jeremy | HAXIE PLEASE CONFIRM OR DENY MY GAY SEX PRIVELAGES | 2014-09-27 01:30:58 |
| Godlike Jeremy | You never told me if I can bang him or not haxie | 2014-09-27 01:05:02 |
| Godlike Jeremy | Dude can I have sex with your wolf boyfriend? | 2014-09-23 17:38:26 |
| Underground_HipH0PStar2007 | Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and watch your stupid anime ♥♥♥♥ while I have SEX with my boyfriend. | 2014-09-22 23:53:52 |
| Godlike Jeremy | Fair enough | 2014-02-06 19:12:49 |
| Godlike Jeremy | ♥♥♥♥ why's there an argument in my comments | 2014-02-06 19:11:21 |
| Hellfire&GamerStone666 | nope small wee we | 2014-02-05 15:06:51 |
| Hellfire&GamerStone666 | Nope i'm way hotter | 2014-02-05 13:39:38 |
| Hellfire&GamerStone666 | na | 2014-02-05 02:26:20 |
| Hellfire&GamerStone666 | I posted first soo you're my ♥♥♥♥♥ | 2014-02-04 21:17:05 |
| Hellfire&GamerStone666 | Nice pumpkin | 2014-01-11 02:27:11 |
| RagOnAStick | Fast and good prices +rep | 2013-12-14 00:16:48 |
| Shild | Awesome guy, made sure I didn't rip myself off =P | 2013-12-08 19:34:49 |
| charzoidapple | hi | 2013-08-10 01:52:33 |
| Italian Ted Cruz | Hello Orange | 2013-05-05 15:41:14 |
| ZINGGA-DING-DONG!! | hi | 2013-01-13 16:43:46 |