Killer B | Realizing the error of his ways, the quinoa eating, Patchouli wearing, gluten intolerant, soy munching hippie promptly killed himself. Nobody attended his funeral. The entire grocery store erupted into raucous applause at this brave hero for standing up against the corrupt plastic bag tax. As he exited the grocery store, plastic bags in hand, he found a limousine stuffed to the brim with redheaded nymphomaniacs waiting to escort him to the airport, as President Trump heard of what happened and vowed to personally pay to fly this hero to Washington, DC, to award him the Presidential Medal of Freedom."This brave man selflessly sacrificed his own money so there would be plastic bags for everybody! Sad!" said the President. "What is your name, son?""Albert," said the man."Albert what? What's your last name?" asked the President."Albert Hitler." | 2018-01-05 17:18:13 |
BRUNO VON MARS | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xpdpdpd pleb yon hyaku nijuu moyase | 2017-05-02 19:42:24 |
Froddy | +rep amzing 'helpfull' review | 2017-03-21 14:56:34 |
Refurbished Hamster | Your Let the Cat In review was amazing. It will live in my heart forever. | 2016-12-23 18:39:00 |
Certified Trapper | MEOW | 2016-07-28 15:18:57 |
Garik | u got a problem m8, prob should stop letting the cate in | 2015-12-22 07:48:31 |
moved | Balloons go squeak squeak squeak squeak ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 2015-12-13 22:46:00 |
Killer B | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xpdpdpd pleb yon hyaku nijuu moyase | 2015-12-09 23:33:21 |
squishykeys | 160 hours on Who let the cat in? ARE YOU INSANE? | 2015-11-23 16:44:30 |
Mister Vandan | Dotsy Dogh, We Dance, Come On! Dotsy Dogh, Dotsy Dogh. | 2015-10-08 03:27:15 |
Blackimus | Fight me | 2015-04-25 21:20:42 |
Killer B | YOU PUT YOUR LEFT TIT IN YOU TAKE YOUR RIGHT TIT OUT | 2015-04-25 02:26:14 |
allyspy | 3 | 2015-04-25 02:25:34 |
Fabulous | IF YOU HAVE ONE FRILL AND ADD ANOTHER ONE HOW MANY GEAORGE FORMANS AR ETHERE | 2015-04-25 02:25:09 |
Killer B | oh wait uh i mean AM YOU R GIRLZ | 2015-04-25 02:24:32 |
Killer B | I'M GONNA FIST YOUR DOG INTO THE STRATOSPHERE | 2015-04-25 02:24:17 |
Fabulous | What's a gril? | 2015-04-25 02:23:59 |
Blackimus | Are you a gril? | 2015-04-25 02:23:50 |
Killer B | What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say to me, you little scrub? | 2015-03-22 15:49:42 |
Fabulous | gggg | 2015-02-28 15:51:46 |
Killer B | i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a parakeet once | 2015-02-28 15:25:54 |
allyspy | yah ♥♥♥♥ him- wait | 2015-02-19 01:24:41 |
Killer B | ♥♥♥♥ allyspy they're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoe (dont tell him i said that tho ok just between us men) | 2015-02-19 01:24:07 |
Fabulous | Megan is a very neice person | 2015-02-19 01:23:40 |
Fabulous | Yes. | 2015-02-19 01:23:14 |
Killer B | ♥♥♥♥ my ass with a side of biscuits | 2015-02-19 01:22:48 |
Fabulous | What's a gril? | 2015-02-19 01:14:15 |
Killer B | VVVVVVVVVVVV | 2015-02-09 17:10:43 |
Fabulous | What's a gril? | 2015-02-09 17:10:21 |
allyspy | ur mom | 2015-01-23 17:12:11 |
Cybercaco | ur rood | 2015-01-23 17:03:13 |
Killer B | Help! | 2015-01-23 01:54:47 |
Fabulous | ♥♥♥♥ you too Dylan. | 2015-01-23 01:54:15 |
Fabulous | How many cooks | 2015-01-23 01:53:58 |
Killer B | i fisted a parakeet once | 2015-01-23 01:53:28 |
Fabulous | Yeyeyeyeye | 2015-01-23 01:52:58 |
Fabulous | Yes. | 2015-01-23 01:52:39 |
Killer B | no | 2015-01-23 01:50:55 |