| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | "Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way somehow felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not.I am done with competitive Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery | 2024-07-21 19:08:14 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Roll Fizzlebeef Jr | 2024-04-30 20:27:47 |
| ًgarfunkeling kabob | people of coler | 2024-04-23 21:17:55 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Durr cringe, durr bringe, cringe. Is that all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ can say? Durr based based based, cringe cringe, based based cringe cringe cringe based cringe. I feel like I'm in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asylum full of dementia-ridden old people, who can do nothing but repeat the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3 words on loop like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken record. Cringe cringe cringe cringe. cringe based based, onions onions snoy, onions LOL onions, cringe Boomer, le Zoomer I am Boomer, no zoom zoom zoomies, zoomer going zoomies-ARRRAGH I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the internet so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ honest to god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hope your mother chokes on her own feces in hell. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But ohhh, I know my post is cringe, isn't it? Cringe cringe cringey cringe based cringe based Reddit cringe based cringe zoom cringe onions Reddit based based AAAAAAAA | 2024-04-20 19:49:57 |
| грязевая маска | ♥♥♥ | 2024-02-28 22:26:00 |
| ًa | Your family | 2024-02-01 07:14:01 |
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| ًa | I sell, I ship, I bag, I sealI swag that Gucci, that Louie, for realBig knots in my Balmain's, it isThe thing under this Louie, it kills | 2023-12-23 22:59:06 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Kill me for my ppsh in cod zombies then get raped because ppsh runs out of ammo quickly | 2023-12-23 21:12:48 |
| . | The entire enemy team rapes. | 2023-12-23 19:45:44 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | I engage in feral fisticuffs with thee, foul hooligan | 2023-12-12 21:52:45 |
| ًa | I would really punch a fucker in the head | 2023-11-14 18:26:21 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you | 2023-10-03 00:36:11 |
| aueio | Hi its me foxshadow24 from the Gmod prophunt game yesterday. I was actually the admin of the server. Normally I'm against mic spam but your cute feminine voice made me jump in my gaming chair. A girl in my server?? Anyways I'm adding you to get closer :) I have a lot of items in my inventory too... | 2023-09-21 18:51:35 |
| aueio | unleash the trouser snake!!! | 2023-09-20 20:32:30 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | https://youtu.be/xcpaBJPhbck?si=HnNasLUcMLfyqt3c | 2023-09-20 18:03:22 |
| Thomas Anderson | Here's what's really funny.... your mother. | 2023-09-20 14:51:45 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Empty the compartments of your pantaloons | 2023-09-20 04:43:43 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates | 2023-08-27 21:38:43 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.He will run away. Everyone within a two kilometer radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.Marvel as you ascend into your god-form. | 2023-08-25 19:29:25 |
| harvey | No | 2023-08-25 15:58:26 |
| seibmoz | get tha ♥♥♥♥ outta my profile | 2023-08-25 15:45:30 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. A group of my allies and I control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate businesses. We pose with unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law. | 2023-07-02 15:06:35 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2023-07-02 15:03:04 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room and told me to sit in the corner. In the corner, there was a round table and on the round table, there was a glass bowl and in the glass bowl, there was a silver key. I took the silver key and they said, 'Now you're sane.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell and told me to make myself comfortable. So I went to sleep on the bed and when I woke up, I was in a straight-jacket. I told them I was sane and they said, 'Now you're crazy.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a maze and told me to find my way out. I found the way out in five minutes and they said, 'You're a genius!' Crazy? I was crazy once. | 2023-07-02 14:55:18 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. | 2023-07-02 14:53:05 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you’ll get a free purse or wallet. | 2023-06-24 15:52:50 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Okay.... | 2023-04-07 15:48:05 |
| 9 time convicted felon | We ain't got time for this, Ellis. | 2023-04-06 22:52:46 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | my buddy Keith had his car drop in a lake off a bridge just like this one here... Yeah, see, he was driving over it late at night and there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like, In Keith's estimation, like a dead bear, so Keith gets out his car to find a stick to poke at it, right? Well, it turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that musta fallen out her car, so, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case, they were hungry, and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons that they musta been there for hours watchin' what they thought was a bear carcass, 'cause as soon as he picked it up, them owls had claws in him inch deep. Well, Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake, 'cause owls can't swim. Well, them owls could. He fought them for like 20 minutes treading water, and during that time, a boat came, the bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin' to teach us, if we'd only listen. | 2023-04-06 17:16:36 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Letting out a bloodcurdling scream mid-cunnilingus | 2023-04-06 02:37:07 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | Hallo, my name is Sven Svensson. I'm a 21 year old Scandinavian Scandiporean (Nordic culture fan for you foreigners). I fish and drink coffee strong enough to kill a dog on my fjord, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior Nordic pastimes. (chewing tobacco, skiing, making fun of Denmark) I train with my oil drill every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my investments on a nations's economy because revenue is in the trillions, and is vastly superior to any other method of earning returns. I earned my skiing liscense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Swedish fluently, both Malmö and Norwegian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Nordic history and their Viking code, which I follow 100% When I get my Euro visa, I am moving to Copenhagen to work in a Lego factory to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a factory manager for the Ikea or an oil rig operator for Statoil | 2023-04-05 13:21:28 |
| 2 | im lisnen to tamme im pala rigt now oh funk yeahhh | 2023-04-03 09:05:59 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | lmao true | 2023-04-02 21:05:36 |
| 9 time convicted felon | Large rock > Your head | 2023-04-01 01:04:20 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | We happened to be rulers of different sects of the African continent and other tales pertaining to our lost glory | 2023-03-31 21:35:25 |
| reegieshwagafingplop | people of coler | 2023-03-31 20:49:36 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | My brain is hard.I go from wrinkle to smoothbrained as I achieve a mental erection from intellectually stimulating conversation | 2023-03-31 14:09:43 |
| 9 time convicted felon | John Arse | 2023-03-31 02:13:05 |
| Micktwister ☆♡°•°• | LongJohnJesus | 2023-03-21 13:30:05 |
