Lao Gan Ma (老干妈) | WeeabooHunter Dec 19, 2014 @ 6:33pm Illumiati | 2020-12-01 02:18:24 |
Lao Gan Ma (老干妈) | donnae keem Dec 12, 2015 @ 7:11pm i mean theres me, ethan, and then this scrub. LOL! Just kidding Cameron I love you as a talented,smart, and beautiful yound child. NO ♥♥♥♥ | 2020-12-01 02:17:21 |
Lao Gan Ma (老干妈) | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN U MORON........__, ,....../ `---__----__] = = = = = D...../==o;;;;;;;;__.:/.....), ---.(() /....// (..) ), ----"...//_//..////.//// | 2020-12-01 02:12:35 |
botness | I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My girlfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life. | 2018-11-13 20:25:21 |
botness | the hunter becomes the hunted... | 2018-08-26 18:21:39 |
Tuek | esketit | 2018-07-09 00:20:37 |
cx | Hi, I wanted trade my VIRGINITY for all your cases or graffities. So if u dont need them just send me offer. My ak and tradelink in my main - https://steamcommunity.com/id/eclipsu420/ . Dont add me i got limit, just send offer. Thanks | 2018-02-19 22:05:01 |
cx | https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/7t69hk/screeching/?st=JCWD113C&sh=a768a8da | 2018-01-26 14:08:58 |
cx | aw | 2018-01-26 13:42:16 |
cx | Sorry, some kind of error has occurred: Comments must be less than 1000 characters in length. | 2018-01-26 13:42:09 |
cx | shouldn't it be appleFanBoy? thats incorrect style my dude | 2018-01-24 18:19:52 |
WeeabooHunter | So you're one of those scrubs that puts the open bracket on the next line.See you in hell lol | 2018-01-24 16:22:19 |
cx | for(int i = 0; i < 1000; i++){System.out.println("no, the earth is flat.");} | 2018-01-24 13:02:01 |
WeeabooHunter | U right | 2018-01-24 07:12:58 |
botness | Forget about the moon landing, what about the Earth landing? | 2018-01-23 22:04:44 |
cx | https://www.saltthegame.com/ | 2018-01-04 00:08:28 |
Naya | He's actually a ginger. | 2017-07-20 22:02:05 |
botness | when u think 59.99 is worth spending on unhappy cities | 2016-11-04 17:38:50 |
WeeabooHunter | When Civ VI cities are but you are | 2016-11-03 21:38:51 |
botness | When u actually buy Civ VI so u can have unhappy cities | 2016-11-03 20:21:37 |
botness | +rep good friend | 2016-05-27 22:42:57 |
botness | Nindo has 6 letters, six is odd. You know what else is odd... Llamas are odd. llamas live in low sea-level locations. This last sentence had 7 L's in it. Hillary Clinton has an "L" in it. Hilary Clinton = Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton had it with Monica Lewinski. Her name has three "I"s in it. You know what else has three sides and an i (i = eye) in it? The KFC twenty-dollar fillup. KFC sells chicken. Walmart sells chicken. Coincidence? I think not. But let's go deeper. Walmart is a company = windows is not a company. Microsoft is. Therefore Windows is insuperior to Walmart as an operating syetem. Apple is the worst. Apple rhymes with Snapple. Snapple is a drink children drink. Walmart sells Snapple. Children have hands. Kim Jong Un has hands. Hands has 5 letters. Kim's name has this many letters: Kim (3) + Jong (4) + Un (2) = 9 + HANDS (5) = 14. 14... 1914: The year WWI started. | 2016-01-18 11:51:24 |
botness | WWI happened on Earth. You know what else happened on Earth? The JFK assassination. JFK was president. Obama was president. Obama rhymes with yo mama. Yo mama is commonly said on Call of Duty. Duty. Duties. Booties. Booties have two cheeks. Cheeks are for slapping. Slapping. Mapping. MAP testing. 256. 2 + 5 + 6 = 13. 258. 2 + 5 + 8 = 15. There are 15 sides on a pentadecagona. Penta. PETA. PETA is using Obama to convince children that WWI was a hoax so that Walmart can sell their hands to KFC to put in their "white meat chickens" so Hillary Clinton can feed her llamas so that they can use the Walmart operating system to take MAP tests to show their master's love for the Illuminati. | 2016-01-18 11:51:19 |
donnae keem | i mean theres me, ethan, and then this scrub. LOL! Just kidding Cameron I love you as a talented,smart, and beautiful yound child. NO ♥♥♥♥ | 2015-12-12 19:11:12 |
WeeabooHunter | ... | 2015-11-28 19:48:28 |
...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> | +scrub | 2015-11-28 14:03:29 |
WeeabooHunter | Illumiati | 2014-12-19 18:33:59 |