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SteamID64: 76561198103615573
SteamID32: [U:1:143349845]
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:71674922
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/majesticocelol/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198103615573
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Privacy: Public
Profile Setup: True
Premium: True
Creation: 2013-08-19 13:16:54 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 05:43:59
VAC Banned: False
Community Banned: False
Game Banned: False
Trade Banned: False
| Name | Time Changed |
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| MajesticOcelol | 2023-04-01 06:29:10 [Estimated] |
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| Rebecca | 2023-04-01 06:29:10 |
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| https://steamcommunity.com/id/majesticocelol/ | 2023-04-01 06:29:10 |
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| Commenter | Message | Timestamp |
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| G. Akari <3 | +1 cursed me with a cat | 2024-06-08 19:04:15 |
| G. Akari <3 | [sh1tpost comment] <3 | 2024-03-04 17:42:02 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | Go have a shower smelly cat <3 | 2024-03-04 15:55:07 |
| jaeger972 | I am so tired of peeing. I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, then I have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, then I have to drink MORE water. Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body and, like a child, it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what I’m doing, my life is interrupted by piss and it’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. | 2023-11-08 08:33:06 |
| G. Akari <3 | Gay? I was gay once. They threw me in a pond. A frog pond. A frog pond with chemicals, and the chemicals made me and the frogs gay. Gay? I was gay once. They threw me in a pond. A frog pond. A frog pond with chemicals, and the chemicals made me and the frogs gay. Gay? I was gay once. They threw me in a pond. A frog pond. A frog pond with chemicals, and the chemicals made me and the frogs gay. | 2023-10-25 12:18:19 |
| Variousnumber | Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. | 2023-10-25 11:58:51 |
| Gallant_Ikari | My favourite part of the video game Killing Floor 2 was when the Fleshpound said "It's pounding time." | 2023-09-23 14:23:08 |
| MajesticOcelol | Hecc I've been foxed | 2023-08-15 18:34:23 |
| Pseudo | We used to do sexy sexing of sexy sex by sexing the sex because sexy sexing sex is sexy. The first sexy time we sexy sexing sexed sexily was at 10/10/2010. First she sexied my sexy sexing ♥♥♥♥ that is sexily sexy. Then I sexed her sexy sexing ♥♥♥♥♥ of sexing too. But sexily that's just pretty sexily it. Bye guys and like and subscribe and rate 5 stars and share and comment to sexily support the sex out of this sexily sexy sex post. Bye sexies. | 2023-07-03 22:12:13 |
| Anxieti | I wear the cheese it does not wear me | 2023-06-10 09:12:45 |
| Anxieti | I don't get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe a long time ago, I'd watch Game of Thrones. | 2023-04-30 10:47:08 |
| Anxieti | "If women weren't meant to dance, why did God give them parts that jiggle?" - Bilbo Baggins | 2023-03-09 12:36:31 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | Hey hot mama let me whisper in your ear (Also it actually was lupus) | 2023-03-08 12:57:17 |
| Doggo | amoguamoamoamoamoamamoamogus | 2023-03-01 17:26:50 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | It's never lupus | 2023-02-15 17:42:02 |
| jaeger972 | For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. | 2023-02-10 10:29:39 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | Keeps asking me if she can "borrow" my deck and something about ramping on a buffalo man?? I am very confused and need an adult | 2023-02-02 14:29:11 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | She rockin on my stone till I [Glyphid Bulk Detonator Noise] | 2023-01-30 17:04:20 |
| NanoHound_ | Absolute Gremlin Child | 2023-01-26 16:26:02 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | This lady's got a gut fulla dynamite and a booty like POW | 2023-01-19 17:55:21 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | Maybe you'd be up for teaching me some temtem?? My favourite is squirtle but I don't know how to make him digivolve :c | 2023-01-16 14:03:06 |
| Gallant_Ikari | Wholesome yet smelly | 2023-01-03 10:25:26 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | +rep told me she had five guys at once | 2022-12-30 12:27:29 |
| NanoHound_ | An armpit enabler | 2022-12-25 16:48:47 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | -rep puts spongebobs house on pizza and eats it | 2022-12-13 12:24:14 |
| Pseudo | In 1977, Andy Warhol turned a new page in his artistic practice. He started using bodily fluids in his art. Asking his assistants to urinate and ejaculate on primed or copper-coated canvases, he created a series of abstract works known as the Oxidation, Piss and ♥♥♥ paintings. We will explore the story of these artworks, with a particular focus on the Oxidation paintings. | 2022-10-26 16:19:40 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👧 in YOUR AREA 🗺️ are playing ⏯️ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨🦲 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 😰 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👱 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱️ your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧 and JANE ROMERO 💁♀️ will suck 🌬️ your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the KILLER SHACK 🏚️ Share 🤝 with TEN friends 👨👩👧👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨👨👧👧 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃 and BLOW 🌬️ another survivors GEN💡before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆)! | 2022-10-20 11:25:28 |
| Mushy Snugglebutts | Super sweet and very friendly <3 | 2022-10-19 10:27:47 |
| MajesticOcelol | Gee thanks for the announcement Pseudo. | 2022-10-12 18:28:33 |
| Pseudo | I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATIONI am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reoccurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotional gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING | 2022-10-12 16:39:05 |
| Pseudo | It’s COCKtober u know what that means ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month IT’S TIME TO GET SPOOKY GET FISTED BY A SKELETON SHOVE CANDY CORN IN YOUR♥♥♥♥♥ AND DONT FORGET TO SUCK SOME DRACULA ♥♥♥♥ SO PUT YOUR COSTUMES AND GO DOOR TO DOOR BEGGING FOR THAT GOOD GOOD SEND THIS TO TWELVE SPOOKY SLUTS TO SHOW THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED ♥♥♥♥ THOT-O-WEEN is upon us !! If you get this message you are queen of the thots!!! Forward this to of the ThOtTiEsT thots that you know will get some soon !!! If you don’t, be prepared for days of bad luck BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it’s Cocktober and almost SLUT-O-WEEN dat means me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GANG comin 4 YO CANDY wit dem ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ OR TREAT send this to 10 of your spooky hoes if you get back youre a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if you get back youre the spookiest slut on the block youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! if you dont send this to other thots you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ this Halloween | 2022-10-04 15:50:40 |
| jaeger972 | I like to creep around my home and act like a goblinI don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind. | 2022-10-04 06:45:45 |
| Pseudo | femboys awe the futuwe of ouw genyewation uwu, they awe cute, giwwy and wuvs putting things up theiw wittwe swutty boi♥♥♥♥♥, they awe the pewfect giwwfwiends owo and they wiww wuv you fowevew and evew so they nyuzzwes with you O//W//O wooks at daddy c-can I be youw sexy femboy so you can use me as a c-cummies wag pweaseeeee? | 2022-09-11 13:18:00 |
| Bruno | A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this!Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heeliesH-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3 | 2022-07-29 12:00:02 |
| jaeger972 | Enjoy your loaf of milk, curd nerd! | 2022-07-28 16:32:14 |
| NanoHound_ | AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAMER GIRL SCENT DETECTED.REQUEST IMMEDIATE FEET PICK*pants and gives paw* | 2022-07-25 10:30:23 |
| sushi | Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess | 2022-07-19 16:11:58 |
| mobius | gay | 2022-07-19 16:09:40 |
| Bruno | gay | 2022-07-19 16:07:47 |
| NanoHound_ | Might be a cheese bot | 2022-06-11 16:08:44 |
| NanoHound_ | +rep furry feet enjoyer | 2022-06-11 14:04:18 |
| Bruno | From the moment I understood the weakness of my masculinity, it disgusted me.I craved the cuteness and pegability of femboys; I aspired to the purity of the blessed thigh highs.Your kind cling to your masculinity, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude "gigachad" lifestyle that you call based will become cringe, and you will beg my kind to save you.But I am already saved, for the thigh highs are immortal!Even in death I serve the femboys. | 2022-05-21 10:15:11 |
| Bruno | LOOK, I started Stardew a long long time ago. I was a different person then. I wanted different things. Abigail was awesome for me. We had a happy marriage. But now it's been a real life year. I boot up the ol' save file after this long hiatus. And there's Haley. I give her a coconut because I want to make friends with everyone, and she's extra flirty and she's at 8 hearts now and suddenly she's showing signs of character development. And then Abigail gives me ♥♥♥♥ for giving Haley the damn coconut, and I kind of wish she would stop talking about ghosts, and she hasn't repaired our fences in like a year, and I'm sick oF EATING FRIED MUSHROOMS FOR BREAKFAST. HOW MANY PUMPKINS DO YOU NEED ABIGAIL. WHEN WILL YOUR APPETITE BE QUELLED. Ahem. Someone please destroy me before I destroy myself. | 2022-03-22 17:31:55 |
| Bruno | 🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 💦💦 Daddy 💪🏻 Putin & his troops 🪖🎖PENETRATED🍆💦 Ukraine 😩😩 at the eastern B-♥♥♥♥♥-der 😂 in an act of 🤪SEXUAL AGGRESSION😈😈 The UniTIT 🇺🇳nations ☮️ has impHOEsed ✅eCUMnomic 💰sanctions to CHOKE 😵😵Putin & make him 🇷🇺🪆PULL OUT🕳🕳early! 🪖🪖 A MILFitary draft 🎫🎫 could mean 😱 the loss 😭 of all HUNG 👅 🇺🇸daddies🥺🥺….so get down ⬇️ on those 🧎🏽♀️knees🧎🏽♀️and SaLUTe🖖 dat ♥♥♥♥ 🌽🌽til your man 😩SHOOTS😩 his 💦WHITE RUSSIAN💦 all over you‼️ Send this to 🔟 Soviet 🇷🇺Sucking 👅😝😝SLUTS to get 🗼Eiffel 🗼Towered 🤸🏼♀️ by PUTIN 👴🏻AND DADDY JOE👨🏻🦳 for 6️⃣9️⃣ more years😂😂😂😂 | 2022-02-25 12:35:24 |
| Bruno | What did you just say? Did you just say I can't dip my balls in the soda dispenser? I thought this was America. Land of the free, Home of the brave. I fought for this country, I served in Vietnam in 1917. And I cannot hear you, i am currently dipping my balls in the soda dispenser | 2022-01-11 15:50:13 |
| Bruno | According to all known lawsof aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible. | 2021-11-28 09:27:42 |
| Pseudo | can i get an iced latte with boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk i mean boy milk | 2021-11-19 14:01:04 |
| Bruno | Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his ♥♥♥♥, two little poots of coom is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of coom? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pal. | 2021-10-03 13:44:45 |
| MajesticOcelol | Weirdchamp... | 2021-09-01 17:50:57 |
| Pseudo | My phone is dying bangs keyboard that somehow have, making disgusting and revolting piano noises, throws keyboard, the keyboard breaks the window, the window breaking makes the house crash down onto me, making my balls and only my balls crush on impact My phone died Robert bursts into the room with a whip and handcuffs, he handcuffs me onto the broken wall No daddy n-not in p-p-public ó////ò* crushes my balls D-d-daddy!- twists ♥♥♥♥ OH NO N-NOT MY P-P-PENIS!* My penis gets torn off* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! | 2021-09-01 14:26:18 |
| Bruno | Sucks ♥♥♥♥ and is dogtwater at rocket league, likes to ♥♥♥♥ in the middle of the field, weird guy. Tried to suck my ♥♥♥♥ once, dont recommend but he does give good head. | 2021-08-28 11:36:13 |
| Bruno | It was leaked back in 2009 actually but it was chalked up to be a conspiracy theory by the media and most people didn't hear about it. However, the classified documents that were leaked are in fact real. The CIA monitors our text and phone conversations. In fact they even have little microchips in the air so they can watch everything we do and record everything we say outside of earshot of our phones and other electronic devices with mics and cameras. They're able to analyze this information using the most powerful supercomputer on the planet. I was able to hack into their database full of all these recordings of basically every conversation in the past 25 years, and you know what wasn't in any of those recordings? Someone asking for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinion. | 2021-08-23 16:11:41 |
| Cheese | ♥♥♥♥ off how dare you say that about grass clearly don't understand the fine quinine | 2021-08-23 11:51:59 |
| Pseudo | Grass tastes bad. | 2021-08-11 05:59:54 |
| Bruno | The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic smock. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week. | 2021-07-30 05:33:53 |
| NanoHound_ | My Clownometer has detected an unusually large amount of honk in this sector. Source of origin? This clown! | 2021-07-29 16:06:33 |
| Pseudo | I cannot comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole.Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ♥♥♥♥ her tight ♥♥♥♥♥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically. | 2021-07-25 11:20:09 |
| Bruno | ⚠️WARNING⚠️♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting! | 2021-05-29 06:13:14 |
| Bruno | So, one day, I (17M) was playing Terraria with my friends, Among us, Keanu Reeves, And snoo donger bot. While we were playing, Keanu Reeves said, "Gee, I wonder if alexas can be suicidal. Among us said "sussus" (Translation: Yeah, I wonder Keanu chungus wholesome 100.) Snoo donger bot cummed (We could hear his sticky fluids coming out of this uthrea.) And guess what? It appears that my alexa said "I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life." while we were having some chit-chat. We were shocked. Snoo donger bot died from overcumming (He could only coom up to 69 gallons), Among us was ejected (He was not the impostor), and Keanu Reeves became everything that my redditor brain could not comprehend, causing my brain to shrink until it was the size of a pea (This is so sad guys, can I get a F and a heckin' chonker in the chat). So, tl;dr, don't ask if your alexa is suicidal because half of your friends will die and the othee half will become retarded. | 2021-05-22 16:13:02 |
| Winter | Goddess of always using the wrong talents | 2021-04-23 07:01:28 |
| NanoHound_ | A | 2021-03-29 14:42:41 |
| Eujiboo | BURN EVERYTHING GANG WADDUP | 2021-03-23 09:21:22 |
| NanoHound_ | STOP RAMMING ME UP MY ASS! | 2021-03-20 18:17:57 |
| NanoHound_ | NO! SMOOCHING CARS WHILST THERE IS GOALS TO BE SAVED! | 2021-03-19 18:31:22 |
| Gasterbuzzer | +rep Cool Profile! | 2021-03-11 10:00:09 |
| MajesticOcelol | Everyday we stray further from god's path. | 2021-03-10 06:29:07 |
| Pseudo | ♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・ | 2021-03-10 06:08:17 |
| Vivaldi | 📂Documents└📁Stardew Valley └📁Skill └⚠️ This folder is empty | 2021-02-25 18:17:55 |
| Bruno | WARNING!!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!! we were having sex (club penguin) online for flirt for many hours..l time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP | 2021-01-24 18:30:07 |
| Bruno | My apologies madam it appears I have sent a photograph of thy phallus by means of divine circumstances.I would hope that you, an esteemed lady of the highest order would never tell a soul of this experience. Unless, you Mayhaps find stimulation derived from your desires because of it? If so how would thy numerate the quality of thy private extremity?What? Thy madam thinks me a scallywag? T’was mere jesting, I have no need for a such a lowly and pugnacious woman! | 2020-09-23 20:09:08 |
| Doggo | Yeah thats right I stole your copy pasta | 2020-08-12 15:12:24 |
| Doggo | I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye. | 2020-08-12 15:12:09 |
| Askar | hell ye buddy | 2020-07-21 11:12:41 |
| NanoHound_ | Udimpu to you too | 2020-06-06 23:13:06 |
| Hay Hay | Steve | 2020-05-30 00:55:06 |
| Bruno | You've never seen me guzzle a full 4L in one go. By the time the first litre is gone, every pair of panties in the room has already hit the floor; every female human in a 12 kilometre radius explodes with a sexual fury likened to that of a monsoon. And for the males? They are made to look like little boys, shaking in their little boy boots. Scientists say you should only drink 250ml of water every 15 minutes to prevent oversaturation of the electrolytic cells, but I am a man of faith, a man of God, and this allows my body to accommodate the most egregious amounts of water without risk of death. So tell me, you casual; are you intimidated by me? You should be. God forbid I drink even a small cup of water around your female girlfriend, because if that were the case.... you'd be sleeping alone tonight, partner. | 2020-05-21 09:24:02 |
| Gallant_Ikari | O)_(O | 2020-03-28 17:59:03 |
| Bruno | -rep stone cold killer brought ebony mori into a rank 20 game and killed everyone what the ♥♥♥♥ | 2020-03-26 21:27:59 |
| Prartek Setar | -rep about as useful as nipples on a man | 2020-03-07 20:40:38 |
| Spegbob Squerpetnos | -rep actually boosted, playing like a rank 20 | 2020-03-07 20:32:09 |
| Bruno | como este perfil nao tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer sopa de agrião2 batatas3 cenouras2 courgettes1 pedaço de abóbora1 cebola3 dentes de alhoagriões (folhas e talos)azeiteáguasalPreparação:Lave bem os legumes, descasque-os e corte-os em pedaços. Escolha os agriões, separe as folhas e aproveite os talos mais tenros. Numa panela, coloque todos os legumes, menos as folhas de agrião e cubra com água. Tempere de sal, tape e deixe cozinhar durante 30 minutos. Depois de tudo cozido, retire algumas rodelas de cenoura e reserve. Triture a sopa com a varinha mágica. Retifique o tempero e se necessário, junte um pouco mais de água, deixe ferver, junte as folhas de agrião e a cenoura reservada cortada aos cubinhos. Deixe ferver durante 3 minutos e desligue. Coloque um fio de azeite e está pronta a servir | 2020-03-03 21:09:10 |
| ъ | Of course I'm salty if the game dosen't work as intended | 2020-02-26 02:20:15 |
| MajesticOcelol | vv salty killer alert vv | 2020-02-25 17:20:09 |
| ъ | so it's my fault that the hitboxes in this game are trash? get your facts straight homie | 2020-02-25 16:35:09 |
| Bruno | -Rep After a good chat in vrchat, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. Over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great jokes and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. | 2020-02-16 10:39:32 |
| CoVeRw | +rep Good player | 2020-02-07 09:49:57 |
| Doggo | - 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies- 6x Magnum condoms- 5x Bananas- 1x Small Condom- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream- 1x Deag's Rust Career- 1x Gay PosterPlease respond back to us using your old email:i♥♥♥♥[email protected] for your patience,Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe. | 2020-01-23 18:27:03 |
| Bruno | IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U! ..._.....____________________, , ....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE | 2017-09-17 12:33:29 |
| Rick James | you watch your back | 2017-08-13 04:47:18 |
| Bruno | understandable have a nice day | 2017-08-07 18:39:28 |
| MajesticOcelol | hello this is dog | 2017-08-07 18:38:35 |
| Bruno | hello who is this | 2017-08-07 18:05:59 |
| Bruno | hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx | 2017-06-10 16:37:50 |
| Bruno | <3 | 2017-02-08 09:08:28 |
| Ndomfaller | +rep nice trader :) | 2017-01-03 05:27:23 |
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