| Soydog | In Lil Uzi Vert's song titled "Sanguine Paradise", Uzi clearly states that he grows from 5'4" to 6'6" simply by standing on his money. If you take this into account, he grows 14 inches. Let’s assume that he’s standing on $100 bills. A $100 dollar bill is 0.0043 inches thick, which means an inch of $100 bills is equal to $23,200. Multiply this by the 14 inches he grew and you get $324,800. You can't balance on just one stack of money, so let's assume he's balancing on 6 stacks. Multiply $324,800 by six and you get $1,948,800. According to Google, Uzi’s net worth is approximately $17,000,000. Take the $1,948,800 that he’s currently standing on and divide that by his net worth of $17,000,000, and you get 0.11463529411, which equals about 11.46%. So, given all this, Lil Uzi Vert is standing on 11.46% of all his money - or $1,948,800 - in Sanguine Paradise. | 2021-05-15 21:12:03 |
| ProAbortion | In Lil Uzi Vert's song titled "Sanguine Paradise", Uzi clearly states that he grows from 5'4" to 6'6" simply by standing on his money. If you take this into account, he grows 14 inches. Let’s assume that he’s standing on $100 bills. A $100 dollar bill is 0.0043 inches thick, which means an inch of $100 bills is equal to $23,200. Multiply this by the 14 inches he grew and you get $324,800. You can't balance on just one stack of money, so let's assume he's balancing on 6 stacks. Multiply $324,800 by six and you get $1,948,800. According to Google, Uzi’s net worth is approximately $17,000,000. Take the $1,948,800 that he’s currently standing on and divide that by his net worth of $17,000,000, and you get 0.11463529411, which equals about 11.46%. So, given all this, Lil Uzi Vert is standing on 11.46% of all his money - or $1,948,800 - in Sanguine Paradise. | 2021-05-15 19:07:09 |
| Starfy | How's Your Day Going? | 2019-08-29 11:33:25 |
| brayyos father | nut | 2017-11-01 13:30:56 |
| Chef | N A S T Y N U T T | 2017-08-11 04:16:11 |
| Soydog | Haha, you sick ♥♥♥♥. You thought you could get away with it, huh? Well I was there. I saw the whole thing. You tip-toeing down the stairs in the middle of the night. Creeping into the kitchen. Your tentacle-like appendages you call fingers sliding around the door to the freezer. You taking out the box of Pepperoni Pizza Hot-Pockets. Getting hard at the site of the red cardboard home for artificial Italian cuisine.I watched you tenderly push one into the microwave, press 1:30 on the keypad, and press cook on high. Drool dripping down the corner of your mouth as you watched your lover spin counter-clockwise in its incubator. Moaning out loud as you grab the HotPocket, wasting no time as you pull your pants down, and ♥♥♥♥ it right there in the kitchen. As if that wasn't bad enough, after you finished defiling that poor, poor after-school snack, you proceeded to bring it to your lips, and eat it like it was nothing. Disgusting. Next time, turn the lights in the kitchen off. | 2017-07-18 14:08:42 |
| Llamacidal | Haha, you sick ♥♥♥♥. You thought you could get away with it, huh? Well I was there. I saw the whole thing. You tip-toeing down the stairs in the middle of the night. Creeping into the kitchen. Your tentacle-like appendages you call fingers sliding around the door to the freezer. You taking out the box of Pepperoni Pizza Hot-Pockets. Getting hard at the site of the red cardboard home for artificial Italian cuisine.I watched you tenderly push one into the microwave, press 1:30 on the keypad, and press cook on high. Drool dripping down the corner of your mouth as you watched your lover spin counter-clockwise in its incubator. Moaning out loud as you grab the HotPocket, wasting no time as you pull your pants down, and ♥♥♥♥ it right there in the kitchen. As if that wasn't bad enough, after you finished defiling that poor, poor after-school snack, you proceeded to bring it to your lips, and eat it like it was nothing. Disgusting. Next time, turn the lights in the kitchen off. | 2017-07-18 03:33:29 |
| Llamacidal | Haha, you sick ♥♥♥♥. You thought you could get away with it, huh? Well I was there. I saw the whole thing. You tip-toeing down the stairs in the middle of the night. Creeping into the kitchen. Your tentacle-like appendages you call fingers sliding around the door to the freezer. You taking out the box of Pepperoni Pizza Hot-Pockets. Getting hard at the site of the red cardboard home for artificial Italian cuisine.I watched you tenderly push one into the microwave, press 1:30 on the keypad, and press cook on high. Drool dripping down the corner of your mouth as you watched your lover spin counter-clockwise in its incubator. Moaning out loud as you grab the HotPocket, wasting no time as you pull your pants down, and ♥♥♥♥ it right there in the kitchen. As if that wasn't bad enough, after you finished defiling that poor, poor after-school snack, you proceeded to bring it to your lips, and eat it like it was nothing. Disgusting. Next time, turn the lights in the kitchen off. | 2017-07-16 18:31:14 |
| lostgriff | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 2016-07-17 00:33:57 |
| whateverR. #pykeotp! | +Rep really nice person; he playing well really :) ! | 2016-05-31 06:24:20 |
| Chicken | you are both our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-05-31 04:35:17 |
| AndrewDaCreator | +rep | 2016-04-04 20:23:10 |
| ayplug | Thats kinda cool actually. | 2016-02-12 09:40:02 |
| Echo | Here to save you from the salty haters...====()==[]==()====(Salt nuke >) No more salt! | 2016-02-11 22:48:09 |
