Bobbobfunnypants

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Creation: 2013-11-23 20:02:34 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-11 03:04:06

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Bobbobfunnypants2018-10-08 21:17:25
Dew2018-10-08 21:15:14
bobbobchristmaspants2018-01-07 00:22:29
bobbobsparklepants2018-01-06 17:50:52
DIKSUKKER692017-11-19 19:13:33
fuck adam2017-11-18 20:25:17
pls give me ur dick syrups2017-11-18 20:24:36
Dicksucker692017-11-18 20:23:35
i need pingas syrup2017-11-18 20:21:51
Bobbobskellehpants2017-10-16 12:06:23

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Mikel2023-04-01 02:27:56

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JauggahTHAT’S RIGHT NEW YORK 🗽🏙️ You just felt a GIRTHquake 😳 with a VAGnitude 🫦🌹 of 4.8 🙌🏼 on the DICKter scale.😈🍆 Your bed was ROCKING💥your ass was SHAKING🌀all because Planet Earth’s 🌎fault lines are SO TIGHT 😵‍💫🤫 It’s NOT over YET 😲 Get ready for the AfterCOCKS 🌶️ so you can really JIGGLE 😩 your plate TIT-TONICS 🍒 Send this text 📲 to all your sluttiest 😝C0ck Sizemologists 📏 If you get 0️⃣ back, you have a CRUSTY 🐈 If you get 5️⃣ back, your 🥵HOT 🔥 LIQUID 💦 CORE will ERUPT 🌋 If you get 🔟 back, your BUSSY 🕳️ will be the EPICENTER 🎯2024-04-05 16:17:02
ShaqFu Pro2023 Spotify WrappedHello. It's wrapped time. Ready? Let's do this.You jerked off 968 times. That's 13 days non stop.Your d♥ck got erect 5821 times. You're top 7% among men.You f♥cked 0 b♥tches this year, and last year, and the year before that. Lmfao.While your crush was getting piped, you had one song on repeat:Your top song of the year was Mask by Dream. (This is why your father left lol.)But that wasn't the only song in your rotation.Your top songs:#1 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John#2 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John#3 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John#4 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John#5 Squid Game Music by BTSPlease delete your account. (You are acoustic.)That was fun. Same time next year?2023-12-15 21:08:00
ShaqFu ProI realized that I'm not gay I just have a penis kink. For example I think that girls with penises are way more attractive than men with penises because while I'm very attracted to penis Imalso very attracted to femininity so girls with large feminine penises are really what I'm into so I'm not gay, I just like penises on girls.2023-04-12 20:20:05
ShaqFu ProThere are virgins, there are asexuals and even those that don't enjoy sex, but you, my friend... Oh you... You are un♥♥♥♥able. You exhale the anti-sex, your aura repels the female, there's probably a force field around you that prevents a woman from touching you.2023-02-10 19:43:52
DoowurtThe movie Minions, Rise of Gru, is unequivocally the greatest film of the decade, for now I question whether I, and humanity as a species, are worthy of this life changing masterpiece. Immaculate, extravagant, and brilliant are nowhere near enough to describe this film. This movie was truly encompassing of all emotions, along with profoundly polished animation, near flawless lip-syncing, and subtle and powerful moments of comedy. The scene where the minions comply with a request for peanuts by giving not the bag, but a single peanut, made the theater roar with applause, and led to a standing ovation in the middle of the film. In fact, that scene was a subtle criticism of the current economic "situation" regarding inflation, or shrinkflation, to be more accurate. However, the movie also includes more wholesome scenes, such as when the Minions (very graciously) almost crash an airplane with live passengers into an air traffic control tower.2022-07-09 15:28:02
Couriday"Mikel, I know you lost your hippocamp-sus, but you gotta remember! The Amongoos? The Sussy Bakas? The Crewmates? Tasks? The Impasta? He's sus, Mikel! You gotta be doing your tasks! But be careful of Electrical! What do you mean, "what's electrical?" The room! On Skeld! You remember the skeld, don't you? Polus? Mira HQ? The Airship? Among drip? Airpod shotty? Come on mikel, you gotta remember at least something. Among us musical? Among us in real life? Red was the Imposter? 1 Imposter remains? Vent? Medbay scanned? trash? Asteroids? Card swipe? Wires? Fuel? O2? When the Imposter is Sus!? I was on cams? Vitals says Brown died 30 seconds ago? Blue was in airlock? I think yellow sabotaged? COme on, mikel. YOu gotta at least know sussy sabotage. The imposter, he sabotages. He makes it easier to kill you. Remember the funny skull icon? Waterwheels on Polus? The lava pit? The beans? Sabotage cooldown? third impasta? Marinated? Simon Says Reactor? Stack Kill? green sus?!"2022-05-31 18:00:02
DoowurtA couple months ago, my wife said she was going out for a ladies' night. She asked me to take care of my son, so I immediately obliged. "Yes Maam," I told her. After a while of waiting, she finally left and I could play my favorite game, Among Us. I hopped on my laptop, booted it up and my desktop loaded, complete with the 'Red Sus' background and all my Among Us Impostor fan-art. I was shaking in excitement. I slowly dragged my finger across the track pad, and watched the cursor as it glided over to the Among Us icon. Among Us. My absolute favorite game of all time and quite possibly the best and most well-made game in the entire world. As I clicked the button my body twitched with joy at the thought of being the impostor again. My fingers drummed impatiently on my desk as the Innersloth logo faded in, and then out. Then the main title appeared. I immediately looked at Pink Crewmate as she slowly floated across the screen. Oh, how I wish I could feel those luscious, soft asscheeks...2022-05-05 15:23:00
Vel1Snice ak2022-02-15 08:51:20
DoowurtConnection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be2022-01-29 23:37:59
Doowurtremembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us.2022-01-29 23:37:54
Doowurtsus?! I tried the golira glue ear drop challenge 🦍🦍🦍 💦💦💦 i had to go to the emergency room!!! 😩😩😩 🚑🚑🚑 owie it hurts 🤒🤒🤒 🤪🤪🤪 i had to stop playing amog us for 7 hours!!! 😭😭😭 🍴🍴🍴 amogus weewooweewoo 😎😎😎 🏥🏥🏥 i went to medbay in real life!!! 🗽🗽🗽 😳😳😳 golra glue sus 🐵🐵🐵 🍆🍆🍆 grioila glue impostor?! 🕵️🕵️🕵️ 🤗🤗🤗2022-01-25 17:00:58
Bobbobfunnypants♥♥♥♥ YOU ALL NO REGRETS2022-01-12 01:09:03
CouridayMoney spent on porn games could have been saved for your future. Are you willing to throw that away for titty?2022-01-11 17:24:30
Doowurtgo get some help instead of porn games2022-01-11 17:15:04
Keewiethe porn games need to stop2022-01-11 17:07:44
ShaqFu Prostop buying porn games2022-01-11 16:14:21
Doowurt👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 ♥♥♥♥ 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD ✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😔BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣2️⃣ 🙏🏼♥♥♥♥-BEGGING🙏🏼 🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get 😵‍💫ANALLY PLOWED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍2021-12-31 15:18:59
ShaqFu ProHello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.2021-12-30 09:37:57
DoowurtBy God, you will be defeated. I will personally drag you to the gates of hell with the inspiration of the prophet to guide me. May you fall into perpetual despair as you will be tormented by the Lord of Darkness forever.2021-12-27 16:12:40
DoowurtHappy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you turkey🦃 ass hoe😂😍 I am thankful👌🙏 for that ass😛🍑 just like the pilgrims🎩 and the Indians🏕 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble👅 gobble👄 on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆 ONLY😤 if you send📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your BADDEST HOEkies🦃💦😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly😂 btch😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot💅 if you get 🔟 back you a thankful🙌 ass🍑 btch😂👅💘‼ If you don't😳 send📩 this to 🔟 HOES👯 you won't❌ get ANY0️⃣ ♥♥♥♥ for DICKember⛄❄ and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦2021-11-25 16:15:00
DoowurtIT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!! FORWARD THIS TO 7⃣ OF THE 🍆THOTTIEST🍆 THOTS 💁🏿 THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME 👉🏿👌🏿 SOON !!! IF YOU DON’T, BE PREPARED 🙍🏿 FOR 6⃣9⃣ DAYS OF BAD LUCK ⚠️ 🍀2021-10-17 22:12:45
ShaqFu ProI wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and ♥♥♥♥♥ lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.2021-10-11 12:20:26
DoowurtFUNDAMENTALLY, MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN MINECRAFT WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN MINECRAFT, OTHER THAN MINECRAFT ITSELF. MINECRAFT FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO ♥♥♥♥ WITH BLOCKS. YOU CAN GET DIAMONDS AND ALL THAT ♥♥♥♥. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM MINECRAFT IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. MINECRAFT IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON MINECRAFT. IF YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE MINECRAFT MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS2021-09-06 18:55:00
ShaqFu ProPlease DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay2021-06-20 11:39:07
ShaqFu ProSo I was listening to my favorite boy bandcalled 'BTS (I am an army)' on my Samsungearbuds (BTS Edition) using my SamsungGalaxy s20+ (BTS Edition) in my roomplastered with BTS poster.Suddenly one of my Army friends (we areBTSSexual and BTSGender) told me thatthere is a McDonald's BTS meal which almostmade me jizz my pants. I ran to McDonald's to buy the BTS meal and came back home. Even though I am an Army (I would have bought their feces if they were selling it), this is intolerable. That was the most uncreativemeal ever created.I wish McDonald's would have put Ass-Hairof each members of the band and hidden it inChicken McNuggets. Like "Hey! I got JiminsAss-hair in my chicken nuggets! Can't wait toget Kim Teahyung's Ass-hair so I can take hisDNA sample and recreate a clone of KimTeahyung to overrule the world with2021-06-08 20:48:11
DoowurtSTOP 🛑🗣 POSTING 💩 ABOUT 💦 AMONG 💑👩‍❤️‍👩 US 👨, IM 💘 TIRED 😓 OF SEEING 👀 IT! MY FRIENDS 👫 ON 🔛 TIK ⏰ TOK 🙀👴 SEND 🔜📨📬 ME MEMES 🐸, ON 🔛 DISCORD 🔥 ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉👌 MEMES 🐸, I 👁 was in a server 💁, right ✔? And ALL 💯 the channels 📺 are just among 🙆🏽🅰 us 👨 stuff 👌. I-D-I 🅾 SHOWED 🕺 MY CHAMPION 🏆 UNDERWEAR 👙 TO MY GIRLFRIEND 👸. AND THE LOGO ❗ I 🚶👁 FLIPPED 🔃🔄 IT AND I 👥 SAID 👱🏿💬🙈 Hey 👋 babe 👧, when ⏰ the underwear 👙 sus 💦! HAHA 😂 RING 💍 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DING 💧🔔 DING 🔔 DING 🔔 DING 🔔, RING 💍 DING 🔔 DING 🛎! I 👁 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌 LOOKED 👀👅 AT A TRASH 🗑 CAN I 👥 SAID 🗣 Thats ✔ a bit 😁 sussy! I 👁 LOOKED 👀 AT MY PENIS 🍌🍆 AND I 👁 THINK 💭 OF THE ASTRONAUT'S 🚀 HELMET 👨‍🔧⛑ AND I 👁 GO 🏃 Penis 🍆💦, more like 👍 Pe-SUS! AAAHHHHH2021-05-20 14:17:56
Doowurtthere is an estimated 1.35 billion cubic kilometers of water in the ocean. The average whale ejaculates 1500 liter of ♥♥♥ each load. A whale on average breeds 13-43 times in their life. Only 10% of the whales ♥♥♥ makes it into the partner so each time around 1350 liters gets into the ocean. With 1.3 million whales breeding on average 28 times and 1350 liters getting into the ocean that’s 50 billion liters of ♥♥♥! Enjoy your next trip to the beach! :)2021-05-08 15:36:28
DoowurtHoly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the minecraft spider so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go mining I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with the spider. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the spider's tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want it to have my mutant human/spider babies.2021-05-03 20:17:32
ShaqFu ProThe Police forced me to remove my 1.6 meter tall naked Statue of Rem from Re:Zero, because it was "Inappropriate" and "Not suitable for a publicly accessible location"Making the Statue cost me $40.000 because of the Size and because it was customized.The pose was great and everything looked so real. "It is a great work of art" I thought. "Place it in your garden" I though. "It will look great" I thought.Two days later Miss Jefferson from the other side of the Street calls the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Police because she assumes her kids could get "disturbed" and "traumatized"THEY ARE 11 AND 14 KAREN! THEY PROBABLY ALREADY FAPPED TO IT WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING!!I dont get itOld naked statues by Greeks or Romans are considered art and People pay hundreds of dollars to go to Museums to see them, but when I place a Live Sized Hentai Figure in my garden the Neighbors are complaining.What a strange world, we live in.2021-04-12 12:21:35
DoowurtBewna-chan iws so quiwky awnd wewatabwe uwu. She iws so cute with hew messy haiw😍. As Bawtta-sama, i’ww make hew take pwivate wessons with me in my woom 😏. But i won’t be teaching hew anything owo, we’we gonna pway sowme speciaw games togethew 😁😁. Fiwst, i’ww make hew sit down own my bed (facing away fwom me uwu) awnd bwindfowd hew as i cawess hew hew diwty unwashed haiw, awnd sniff the dewicious gwease off of hew head🤤. I bet hew haiw has so much wint awnd dead skin in iwt since she doesn’t wash it😳 oh i wanna pick iwt out of hew haiw wike a monkey awnd keep sowme of the skin (not wike she needs iwt uwu). I bet bewna-chan’s skin iws supew soft, if i poke hew chubby cheeks my fingews wouwd squish in awnd it’d feew soo good🤤. I bet she’s supew tickwish, whewn i gow tuwu cawess he squishy waist, she wouwd giggwe awnd teww me tuwu stowp uwu, but i won’t stowp. I wouwd wwap my awms awound bewna-chan’s tum tum awnd put my hands in hew soft bewwy2021-04-08 20:50:25
ShaqFu ProHowever, Fortnite is essential for strengthening the skin of pregnant women. All the murders he discovered were childrens who moved slowly. When water comes from blood. Born to 10 killers, babies can be your pets. Fortnite inspirations2021-04-05 13:12:40
DoowurtRed 🔴 📛 sus 💦 💦. Red 🔴 🔴 suuuus. I 👁👄 👁 said 🤠🗣 💬👱🏿💦 red 👹 🔴, sus 💦 💦, hahahahaha 🤣 🤣. Why 🤔 🤔 arent you 👉😯 👈 laughing 😂 😂? I 👁🍊 👥 just made 👑 👑 a reference 👀👄🙀 👀👄🙀 to the popular 👍😁😂 😂 video 📹 📹 game 🎮 🎮 "Among 🇷🇴🎛 💰 Us 👨 👨"! How can you 👈 👈 not laugh 😂 😂 at it? Emergeny meeting 💯 🤝! Guys 👦 👨, this here guy 👨 👱🏻👨🏻 doesnt laugh 🤣 ☑😂😅 at my funny 😃😂 🍺😛😃 Among 💰 💰 Us 👨 👨 memes 🐸 😂! Lets 🙆 🙆 beat ✊👊🏻 😰👊 him 👴 👨 to death 💀💥❓ 💀! Dead 💀😂 ☠ body 💃 💃 reported ☎ 🧐! Skip 🐧 🏃🏼! Skip 🐧 🐧! Vote 🔝 🔝 blue 💙 💙! Blue 💙 💙 was not an impostor 😎 😠. Among 😂 🙆🏽🅰 us 👨 👨 in a nutshell 😠 😠 hahahaha 😂👌👋 😂. What?! Youre still 🤞🙌 🤞🙌2021-03-14 17:25:02
DoowurtHello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon~2021-02-17 19:34:57
DoowurtA girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮2021-02-16 15:54:29
ShaqFu ProI hate my job, it's the main cause of my depression. Day in, day out, I do the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing.You know the stickers you see on pieces of fruit at the grocery store? I'm the one who puts them there. Sometimes it's apples and other times its oranges but it feels the exact ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ same. The pay and work hours have dropped more and now im almost making minimum ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wage.Sometimes I put two stickers on one piece of fruit just to feel something. I don't know what to do anymore. Someone help me. I go home and stick my glock in my mouth. The cold metal against my gums gives the most intense sensation out of everything I do in a day. I spend hours playing with the thought of blowing my brains out and it's starting to get me excited. I can't help but fantasize about the sweet relief that the trigger will bring.2021-01-26 06:57:03
DoowurtThe Nussy, or the “nose ♥♥♥♥♥”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.“Oh ♥♥♥♥ yeah, swab my nussy”Sir, please, I went to medical school2021-01-19 14:57:43
ShaqFu ProI will ♥♥♥ on anything. Hire me.I will ejaculate on any item or living being. DM for bookings.I will ♥♥♥ on or in anything you want. Prices are negotiable but depend on if I need to travel or if there's any risk on said person you want me to ♥♥♥ on.My loads are average, I don't have porn star balls. If you want a massive load you will have to pay extra so I don't ♥♥♥ for a few days.ETHICS: There are no boundaries, I will ♥♥♥ on your grandma, grandkids or dead fathers ashes.2021-01-19 12:17:43
Doowurt🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa's 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa's christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿2020-12-25 13:49:39
DoowurtThe infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. In fact, the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. However, the probability that monkeys filling the entire observable universe would type a single complete work, such as Shakespeare's Hamlet, is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time hundreds of thousands of orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low (but technically not zero).2020-12-17 17:59:29
ShaqFu Proi want to ♥♥♥♥ the green m&m so badly i want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy her green ♥♥♥♥♥ with my monster m&m craving ♥♥♥♥ jesus christ shes so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot with her sexy ass lips and her slender legs i just wanna grab her smooth candy covered sides and ram my ♥♥♥♥ straight between her slippery dripping legs i wanna make the green m&m my ♥♥♥♥♥ turn her into a ♥♥♥ craving slut whos sole purpose is slobbering down ⬇ my hunk spunk every waking moment of my life i spend vigorously masturbating to how sexy she is i imagine showering her with my creamy baby gravy while she licks it up and calls me a good boy2020-12-17 08:39:06
ShaqFu Pro♥♥♥ in my ass mommy2020-12-07 16:57:21
DoowurtAlabama Beach Mouse Torture (ABMT), is a sexual activity involving fragmenting and destroying the Alabama Beach Mouse's habitat. This may involve directly painful activities, such as coastal residential and commercial development and roadway construction. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via Hurricanes, tropical storms, and dune use by pedestrians or emotional pleasure through competition from other rodents.2020-11-04 17:12:47
Doowurt*adjusts neck tie, clears throat and pulls out his note cards* erm.... i'd just like to thank everyone who participated in this amazing event. if it weren't for all of you I would have never been able to achieve my dream... my dream of becoming Big Chungus in Real Life... *cries*2020-10-26 19:52:19
Doowurtshut the ♥♥♥♥ up, i'm HORNY. do not talk to me, talk to each other or something, i'm BEATING OFF. don't sub, don't dono, i won't see it, i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. let's kill some sperm cells with cool videos and images and ♥♥♥♥. my ♥♥♥♥ is the hardest its ever been, i made this command while the video was installing. i'm HORNY. any gamergirls??????!??!2020-10-07 16:14:05
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DoowurtAn extreme overanalysis of this concept would conclude that Opposite day causes a self-referential paradox. In theory, the statement "it is opposite day", if uttered on opposite day, should mean "it is not opposite day". However, the statement "it is not opposite day" also does not clearly communicate the meaning of "it is opposite day", since it must first be communicated that it is opposite day before the statement can be interpreted this way. Therefore, there is no unambiguous way to communicate that the current day is opposite day. However, this issue can be rectified by acknowledging that when the statement "it is Opposite Day" is made, it is exempt from the normal system of reversal as its purpose is to inform others of Opposite Day, and to be better at speaking.2020-09-14 17:05:52
ShaqFu Pro999969999969999969999969999969999996666966696966666966666966696669669999696669696666696666696669666966966669999969669969669969666966696696666966696966696966696966696669669666696669699999699999699999666966Highlight all of the numbers.Press Ctrl + FThen press 92020-09-12 23:49:16
ShaqFu ProThe launch of President Trump's campaign was an EPIC success, but liberals are already trying to take us down.The RADICIAL leftist socialists won't stop until they turn America in to a SOCIALIST COUNTRY. We can't let that happen.Contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to stand by President Trump and DEFEND CAPITALISM.2020-09-10 21:20:25
ShaqFu ProYou have this three pound organ in your skull that is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing that it literally defies the laws of it's own construction and you use it to watch the Bachelor and be a ♥♥♥♥.2020-08-31 14:18:51
ShaqFu ProJust imagine the sheer horror of dumping mag after mag into a furry as they advance unharmed through the wall of fire like a vengeful God, the sun glinting red of those soulless eyes as they finally close the gap and bat away your gun like a toy, you begin to weep knowing what comes next as they lean in close and take a long lick of your salty tears before whispering into your ear "yiff yiff, fed boy" and you know you should've saved a round for yourself2020-08-18 19:30:49
DoowurtPacman is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot jesus christ. Who decided to make this stupid yellow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circle the protagonist of a game. He never even listens to simple ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instructions, he would rather die than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ according to his intended ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ purpose. There’s a reason he’s piss colored, he’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ giant piss-ball that everyone should hate. ♥♥♥♥ you pac-man2020-08-09 22:35:40
ShaqFu ProNow, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.2020-08-06 21:26:47
ShaqFu ProThis would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.2020-08-06 21:26:29
ShaqFu ProFor you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.2020-08-06 21:26:01
DoowurtDo you think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he farts in a Jeep in front of Bowser? Sorry if this offends anyone but I thought it was a funny thing haha. And i would like to know if any of you have any pics of Yoshi blowing ass while waiting for Bowser to get out of Speedway. I just want to see it for a few laughs haha. Another thing i am wondering is what do you think the butt wind smells like haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell it.2020-08-02 17:46:32
Doowurtshut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana jones overgrown Flintstone x and y hormone post malone friend zone sylverstone head ass up2020-07-27 17:29:15
DoowurtOHOHO BUDDY YOU THINK THIS IS HOT? LAD IM FROM TUSCON ARIZONA, MY DEFINITION OF HOT MAKES YOUR CHILI LOOK CHILLY. I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF HEATDWELLERS, OUR BLOOD RUNS WARM EVEN IN THE COLDEST NIGHTS. YOU THINK YOUR NINETY-FIVE DEGREE HEAT WAVE'S ROUGH? BUDDY, THATS WHAT ITS LIKE IN MARCH IN THE MORNING. YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND THE HEAT I'VE ENDURED, YOU PATHETIC SNIVILLING COLD WEEVIL. I'VE LAID DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK IN 105 DEGREE WEATHER, SINCE HERE, THATS A COOL DAY IN SEPTEMBER. YOU ARE NOTHING, AND YOUR "HEAT" IS A MYTH. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU PATHETIC LITTLE POPSICLE, MELTING AT A MERE 98 DEGREES!2020-07-03 15:44:43
Doowurtjaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, lights cigar, takes long puff Ahem, you look very lovely.2020-06-29 16:20:08
DoowurtPokimane Feet; Please I just need a single picture PLEASE I'M GETTING DESPERATE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE PLEASE. I just want a single picture of her foot flexing and curling her toes. It's the only thing that can get me hard anymore. I can't even finish when having sex with my girlfriend unless I think of this picture that I need. Pokimane if you're reading this and you decide to help me in my time of need, please paint your toe nails a light sky blue. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, Mikel2020-06-15 20:28:51
ShaqFu ProMotorboating Yoda, Sonic hastily moved his hips. His penis reached the deeper parts of the little goblin. With each thrust, a feeble moan escaped Yoda's mouth. Sonic's ♥♥♥♥ was a novice when it came to the art of love. Yoda's tiny anus was able to teach Sonic how to be free. Always yearning his touch, his body, his poopy rectum, Sonic went beyond his limit. "Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me, ♥♥♥♥♥." Yoda's weakened voice had met a melting pleasure. He could feel his insides hooking onto Sonic's ♥♥♥♥. Sonic was at his limit. Eyes shut tighter than Yoda's ass, he pulled out. Only, Sonic's eyes were able to release. Unlike Yoda's glory hole. The attatched end piece of Yoda's intestines were ripped put of his ass, Yoda screamed with such unrelenting force. Sonic came all over Yoda's midget head, breath heaving in orgasm.2020-06-03 12:20:27
ShaqFu ProSimp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥, but pokimane’s ♥♥♥♥♥ is a goddess ♥♥♥♥♥, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping.Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.2020-05-15 12:26:09
ShaqFu Prohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsbfCj1S0fc2020-05-05 17:38:30
DoowurtHOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩2020-05-05 13:44:06
ShaqFu ProProbably never even held a gun before. Sitting in the bathroom yankin off to cartoon porn. I've lived a real life and you snowflakes and your damned ♥♥♥♥♥ asses don't even know what bathroom to use. 57 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genders, your generation is useless and weak. Pathetic liberals wanting everything to be free. Your kind makes me vomit in disgust. Each day I beg for a "triggered" ♥♥♥♥♥ to approach me. Yet none will. I hope someday I can beat a libtard like you into the ground. Man the thought makes me feel soooooo happy! Yet not one has come to me even though I wear maga hats and shirt's. But you little gay ass boys only attack women and the elderly, because you haven't the balls to go after a man. Pathetic ass useless generation. Your mother should have shot you! Daddy should have beat the queer out of you! Drink some bleach and STFU!2020-05-01 16:35:15
Doowurt♥♥♥♥ and ball torture from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org . ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, CBT, is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethera play, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Image: electro stimulation applied on a penis. Contents Section 1: In pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle Cuff Section 1: In pornography. In addition to it's occational role in BDSM pornography, temakeria, literally ball kicking, is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in temakeria is Erika Negai, who typically uses her martial art skills to knee or kick men in the testicles2020-04-24 17:11:03
DoowurtSo you guys know when you are trying to visit all the temples in wind waker and you visit the deku tree... now that all the girls are gone does anybody know how to get a waluigi amiibo dislodged from your butt. my dad just lost his job and we dont have insurance. pls hurry. my mom will be so pissed if i get blood on her new rug2020-04-23 17:13:16
Doowurt♥♥♥♥♥ BE WARM AF 😩. AND FEMALES HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK "WHY YOU BUST SO QUICK 💦"? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A HOT DOG IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 2 MINUTES? 🍆😳😳. EXACTLY STUPID BALD HEAD ♥♥♥♥♥ 😩 😩 DON'T ASK ME NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE THAT....2020-04-18 22:34:42
ShaqFu ProPROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! you WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st. Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying ♥♥♥♥♥ boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.2020-04-14 21:25:15
DoowurtLET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH ITBRRMPHT AH AHA AH AH BRRMPHT AH AH AH AH BRMPHT AHH AHA AH AH AH BRMPHT BRMPHT AH AH AHA AH BRMPHT2020-04-07 20:26:16
Doowurt⚠️ WARNING - HEALTH AND SAFETY ⚠️BEFORE PLAYING, READ YOUR OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY. Also online at http://www.nintendo.com/healthsafety/ Press Ⓐ to continue.2020-04-05 20:32:43
Doowurt😩 It's April first! 😩That means it's April fools 😝 and it's time to 😜 FOOL 🍆 around!!!!💦👅 April SHOWERS 💦💦💦 bring May flowers!!!🌺🌸🌼🌷😩😈 TRICK bæ into 👉👌 and you'll have a wHOLE YEAR of 🙌🙌GOOD LUCK 🙌🙌 😵💦👅🍆 IGNORE THIS MESSAGE AND NO TRICKS 🍆💦👌👈 for 10 YEARS 😩😩😷 SEND to YOUR 10 😈😈 SLUTTIEST 😩😩friends and you'll 😵 SPRING into a SEASON of 😵💦😈👄Pleasure 🍆👌💦😩😈2020-04-03 15:39:55
DoowurtDJ K.K. by K.K. Slider: awoo Dada da Mimi, gweigwei oh oh, oh. Gweigwei, mi oh mi mi oh, oh mi oh Mimi gwei gwei oh oh, oh.Gweina, migwei oh. Hmhm. Mimi mi, oh oh mi ohmi, mi oh gwei. Oh oh oh, mi oh mi oh. Mi mi gwei mi oh oh mi nao mi, mi oh gwei. Oh oh gwei oh na migwei oh. Hm hmhm? Mimi mi, oh oh mi oh mi, mi oh gwei. Oh oh oh mi oh mi oh Mimi gwei mi oh oh mi nao mi mi oh gwei Oh oh gwei ohnami gwei ooh Hmhm hmhm2020-04-02 18:09:31
DoowurtHappy 😀 SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking 👀 to get lucky 🍀🏆 and have daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T 🛇 wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳 you all over 🍑😈.2020-03-18 14:31:45
ShaqFu ProLISTEN YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR PROBLEMYOU WANNA SIT HERE AND SAY THAT IM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUSSIANYOU GET IN MY FACE WITH THAT ILL BEAT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥YOU PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥LISTEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CROSSED THE LINEGET THAT THROUGH YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEADSTOP PUSHING YOUR ♥♥♥♥YOURE THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS COUNTRY OVERAND GANGRAPED THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF IT AND LOST AN ELECTIONSO STOP SHOOTING YOUR MOUTH OFF CLAIMING IM THE ENEMYYOU GOT THAT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥FILL YOUR HANDIM SORRY BUT IM DONEYOU START CALLING ME A FOREIGN AGENTTHOSE ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIGHTING WORDS2020-03-18 12:15:27
ShaqFu ProACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 corona virus 😤😜😜 Don’t you know Coronavirus 🦠 🦠 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to America 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️is TWERKING 😈😈from home 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise the coronavirus🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you 🍆🍑🍆2020-03-17 12:10:49
DoowurtHey if I crumple myself into a shotput how far can you throw me haha that’s a track and field joke specifically field not track but they are together anyways, anyway I threw shotput in middle school and was one of the best throwers in the state haha of the state of Kansas because of my strength haha anyways if you wanna get together for drinks I’m super down by the way I mentioned shotput because I thought I saw you in a track and field outfit haha actually I did not see you in the track and field outfit my friend allegedly did that’s why I mentioned it I’m really lonely haha not really haha though kinda sad insert Shaq making a kissy face and winking2020-03-05 17:41:58
Doowurt👃 SNIFFF 👃 Aaahhh.. that sweet scent of a gamer girl's used garments. The essence of life itself. How I long for that exciting moment of solstice, just me and my goddesses's adornment. 👃 SNIFFFFF 👃 Mmghff. I cannot contain my sounds of pure primal lust when I partake in a mighty whiff of her attire. At times, a sense of absolute bliss overcomes me as I bask in my worship. The world is at peace and all evils are quelled... 👃 SNIFFFFF 👃 Hoooo-yeah. That... th2020-03-04 20:24:46
Doowurt"Bedroom? If you insist. I mean you are pretty cute.' He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walked toward the bedroom, I pull out my bad ♥♥♥♥. "Wow, I thought you were a lady. Well, whatever works!!! Narrator: It didn't work. "It's okay, my surgeon is the best." "My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a dog." Conveniently, he identifies as a dogkin. "Wow, that's quite a surprise." You know what else is surprising? He had a thirteen inch dog penis. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. There were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before."2020-02-20 20:38:42
ShaqFu ProA MAN IS 21 AND IS STILL A VIRGIN IN LEGO CITYPREPARE THE ASEXUALITYHEY!BUILD THE ASEXUALITYAND COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS AS ASEXUAL EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY AREN'TTHE NEW CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AESTHETIC FROM LEGO CITY2020-02-20 12:27:50
ShaqFu ProBeing a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October well your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.2020-02-19 22:15:13
ShaqFu ProI want to ♥♥♥♥ mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive ♥♥♥♥. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my ♥♥♥♥ as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my ♥♥♥ like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.2020-02-13 12:17:56
DoowurtA MAN 👦👦 HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER 🌊🏞 IN LEGO CITY‼️🌃START 🛅✅ THE RESCUE HELICOPTER 🚁HEY👋❗️BUILD 👷‍♀️👷‍♀️ THE HELICOPTER 🚁🚁 AND OFF TO THE RESCUE❗️PREPARE THE LIFELINE 🆘, LOWER THE STRETCHER ♿️♿️ AND MAKE THE RESCUE‼️THE NEW EMERGENCY 🚨 COLLECTION FOR LEGO CITY🌁🌁2020-02-10 13:15:07
ShaqFu ProAttention all visitors to this profile:This child is SEVERELY autistic.Do not make loud noises near him.Do not shine bright lights near him.Do not look him directly in the eye.Do not touch him or any of his toys.Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.2020-01-24 19:13:26
ShaqFu ProGordon is a gay slut, I used to wait tables for him in London back in the 90s. At the end of every service he'd take me to the basement where we kept our produce.He would pull his trousers down and stare me in the eyes. "MY ARSE ISN'T GOING TO ♥♥♥♥ ITSELF IS IT BIG BOY?!?!"I would just always reply with "No Gordon." I would then pull out my courgette and olive oil and begin penetrating his donut hole.After he came he'd scream at me "CLEAN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STATION YOU STUPID IDIOT!""Yes Gordon" I would say as I cleaned his bum bum.He'd walk out of the restaurant and enter a car driven by Marco Pierre White. One time I heard Marco say to Gordon "I doubt it's as sore as when I used to humiliate you in front of the boys at Harvey's" I saw Gordon cry after he said that.2020-01-23 12:22:02
DoowurtWhen the nut was plentiful, when the nut was tender because I’m fasting from the nut, I go outside to clear my mind but I see a nut tree, I see nuts of every kind And so I being to wonder if fasting from the nut is a blunder should I just go crazy? should I release the thunder? But oh, no! I made a bet that I could resist the nut and I am not about it! (This line might be wrong) Best believe I’m not paying that five dollars. A week left in my journey for the nut I am yearning.2020-01-21 20:31:23
DoowurtNext-gen consoles are on the horizon and Sony recently revealed the new, official logo for their upcoming PlayStation 5 gaming console. This logo reveal had heads spinning in all directions and Sony has been given much praise for their creative, revolutionary, one-of-a-kind, and, thoughtful new logo design. PlayStation seems to really be pushing the boundaries this time around with its next-gen console. I give Sony and PlayStation and the talented devs and engineers a lot of credit for stepping outside of their comfort zone and opting in for something totally new and original. I am very excited for the PlayStation 5.2020-01-08 17:07:48
ShaqFu Pro“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.Quoted from the official Jenga rules:“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.2019-12-30 12:21:02
DoowurtHere 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Thos2019-12-25 11:15:08
ShaqFu ProHark! Doesth mine eyes betray me? Nay, nay I say. Mine eyes jest not when I gaze upon ye, fair maiden. I have traveled through the 9 great realms of this land, from the icy reaches of north to the blistering heat of the south, and in all climates I have visited, none of the female inhabitants feet, nay, any part of their bodies could even slightly compare to your littlest toe. Mayhaps I ask your time and implore all the great artists of this kingdom to come and capture the glory of your feet in stills, to attempt to leave me with a memory, a mere crumb of the greatness that your feet are. Nay, I jest.Unless?2019-12-16 14:18:28
DoowurtHey you SCHOLARLY SLUTS📕📙📒📗📘📓💨 It's FINALS WEEK ✔️📝❌so while you're HITTING THE BOOKS 🖐📖 don't forget to SLAP YOUR MONKEY ✋🐒 Remember, D's get DICKgrees! 🎓📜🎓📜 So while you guys are ANALyzing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in COCKulus 📈📉📈📉📈 Looking at BONDAGE in CUMestry ⛓⚗⛓⚗⛓ Working for your money in ECUMnomics👙💋💶 Writing your papers for LIT 🚬🗞📖📃💋📝🚬 and feeling the FORCE in PhyDICKS 🚗💦👅🚗 Finals? 😳😭🤓 More like FINAL-ly time ⌚️ to SUCK some teacher ♥♥♥♥👨🏻🍆👅 for that 🅰️‼️‼️ 😂👌💦 Send ➡️ this to 🔟 sexy schoolgirls 👧🏽 and boys 👦🏾 who got curves ↪️ bigger than the biology 🐘 final. Get 5️⃣🔙 and you'll get ♥♥♥♥🍆👀 longer ↔️ and harder than calculus problems 💯📈 Get 🔟🔙 and someone will do u all night 👉👌🌠 like a final study guide 📝2019-12-10 15:35:47
DoowurtMy name is comrade Mikel, I'm 79 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Moscow, where all the Kremlin buildings are, and I am not married. I work as the president for the country of Russia, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm vodka and doing about twenty minutes of gopnik squats before going to bed, *dabs*.2019-12-08 22:51:17
Doowurt🍷 Pardon my intellect, I just sipped upon some Gewürztraminer and have felt my brain physically expand, I just felt the need to share this intellect with my peers, whom amongst you would care to dabble in the expansion of knowledge? 🍷2019-11-22 16:22:55
DoowurtThere once was a man named Dave, who found a dead hooker in a cave. She was ugly as ♥♥♥♥, missing one tit. But think of all the money he saved.2019-11-21 18:32:17
DoowurtListen, buddy, I make MINECRAFT videos. If I gave a ♥♥♥♥ about advertising my channel (which I really don't), I would post funny comments like this on MINECRAFT videos instead of RAP videos. I also wouldn't post random ♥♥♥ comments like this, as these sorts of comments don't attract anyone. It is not "advertisement". Pretty simple concept. And yeah, some of my videos have less than 1,000 views. Who cares? You have 0 videos and 0 subscribers. I have done pretty well considering I upload videos once in a blue moon because I enjoy making videos2019-11-01 22:09:28
Doowurthttps://robloxcreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Roblox_Creepypasta_Wiki2019-10-26 18:06:58
ShaqFu ProA girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ \*inhales from the gas tank\* honka honka honka honka \*masturabtes furiously\* ohhhh my gooooodd\~2019-10-08 12:21:50
ShaqFu Pro🎃If 🎃you 🎃get 🎃an 🎃email 🎃saying 🎃hot 🎃pumpkin 🎃slut 🎃gets 🎃♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🎃by 🎃skeletal 🎃boy 🎃don't 🎃open 🎃it 🎃its 🎃a 🎃virus 🎃that 🎃puts 🎃pumpkins 🎃between 🎃all 🎃your 🎃words🎃2019-10-03 06:58:11
ShaqFu ProBen Shapiro WALKS into his local STARBUCKS and WITNESSES a LIBTARD CUCK.The LIBTARD says: "oh boy this coffee smells nice." Ben REPLIES: "that's literally IMPOSSIBLE, coffee CAN'T SMELL. It doesn't have A NOSE, therefore it can't SMELL." while the TRIGGERED LIBTARD SNOWFLAKE CUCK MACHINE walks away, Ben gets CALLED up to ORDER. "What's would you like?" " I would LOVE a nice CUP of BLACK COFFEE WITH NO CREAM OR SUGAR please. " "What's your name?" " it's BEN. " "okay thanks." Ben sits DOWN at the TABLE and a FEW minutes LATER he gets CALLED to the COUNTER. "Here you go enjoy your coffee." " I HATE when a LIBTARD CUCK SNOWFLAKE, tells me what to DO. "He then stared into her eyes and sips his STRONG, BLACK, COFFEE with NO CREAM or SUGAR.she CREAMS in her PANTIES and SAYS "PRAISE TRUMP"And then SHELDON COOPER walked in and HAVE BEN A CUCK DESTROYING trophy "bazoonga!" BEN SHOUTS and THE curtains CLOSE.2019-09-23 14:20:07
DoowurtHello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife forinternet connection for play “conter stirk” and I want to become the goodest player like you I play 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterinomy story.”2019-09-16 13:47:13
ShaqFu ProEveryone jokes about grilling, but they all forget about people like me. I have existed in a constant state of grilling since a BBQ in 1997. I have been attending this charcoal grill for twenty-two years. Do you genuinely think I can make time to argue about politics? Don't make me laugh. I have been flipping this exact burger for a third of my life. It's been decades why is it still raw. It's literally not cooking and I'm not allowed to leave. It's been over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a flame for 22 years and it's still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frozen. What ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vengeful god cursed me with this. help2019-08-25 19:11:14
DoowurtWhy are you so attracted to males?2017-06-13 19:47:47
Bobbobfunnypantsyou dont know me2017-06-02 21:32:20
Bobbobfunnypants♥♥♥♥ you2017-06-02 21:32:13
BobbobfunnypantsSIXTEH NIEN2017-01-27 13:25:56
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Bobbobfunnypantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj242017-01-27 13:11:18
Bobbobfunnypantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj242017-01-27 13:11:16
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Bobbobfunnypantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNybzNZVufk2017-01-27 13:07:09
Bobbobfunnypantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNybzNZVufk2017-01-27 13:07:07
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Bobbobfunnypantsyou piece of filth2017-01-27 13:02:03
BobbobfunnypantsI am one with the 69 the 69 is with me2017-01-27 11:20:20
ShaqFu Prou rnt worthy of2017-01-24 21:53:38
Bobbobfunnypants692017-01-24 20:01:55
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Bobbobfunnypants692017-01-23 16:18:59
ShaqFu ProNO ♥♥♥♥2017-01-22 13:12:42
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Mad AddThere must be more comments!2017-01-21 23:49:29
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BobbobfunnypantsI still have 69 comments2016-12-10 22:38:26
ShaqFu Prohey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2016-12-10 00:07:34
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ShaqFu Prohttps://youtu.be/uBs06ZXtMzo?t=3s2016-07-18 21:36:10
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