Boulzer | +rep This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills | 2020-10-29 02:26:27 |
Boulzer | THATS THE WRONG HOLE ONII-CHAN KYAAAAH | 2019-12-06 02:40:52 |
Boulzer | Happy birthday | 2019-06-11 00:55:13 |
Boulzer | Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan | 2017-11-29 21:28:32 |
Boulzer | Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. | 2017-11-29 21:28:24 |
BunnymanCO | wtf | 2017-11-10 13:31:59 |
AppleSauce | But I am Shakespeare? | 2017-11-10 02:30:02 |
Boulzer | And thus, in concourse with my reasoning, and in light of trying to teach you a humble lesson, I award you a downpun. It is not due to hatred or malice; rather, it is for the purpose of steering you towards a better path in life, wherein you shall contribute more positively and intellectually to your society. Thusly, I wish you all the best in your life and travels. | 2017-11-10 02:27:07 |
Boulzer | While they may come in handy sometimes (such as in the case of an intelligent literary discussion (which of course you'd have when discussing Shakespeare (whom I mentioned was extremely influential and witty (you may be as well, but it's unclear due to the anonymity of Reddit (that's the problem with Reddit - you never know who is behind the username and thus rely on your instincts and sense of trust (which is quickly lost on the internet (seriously, look at all the trolls on this website (I hate them because they contribute even less to the website than pun threads)))))))), they're usually just disruptive and end up contibuting nothing of use to any conversation, thus derailing all possibility of intelligent thought and discourse. It's no wonder the aliens haven't tried to contact us yet (not referring to illegal aliens, of course - just to be clear). | 2017-11-10 02:27:02 |
Boulzer | But this begs the question: are you Shakespeare? Are you, indeed, one of the greatest, wittiest, most influential writers that has ever graced the earth that we now tread upon and abuse by using our electrical supplies to post puns on the internet? I think not. Thus, I humbly request that you immediately stop this pun thread. | 2017-11-10 02:26:50 |
AppleSauce | You must be goint nutty. | 2017-11-10 02:26:36 |
Boulzer | Oh-ho-ho! What a funny pun there, my friend. It's truly original and really adds to the conversation. Ok, let's face it - we all like the occasional pun here and there. Heck, Shakespeare himself used them extensively! | 2017-11-10 02:26:23 |
TigerMusky | I am nut sure that is how it works | 2017-11-10 02:25:41 |
Boulzer | It has nut in it so its a nut product | 2017-11-10 02:25:20 |
AppleSauce | If ☑peanuts are not nuts than why is ⬆peanut butter a nut product? | 2017-11-10 02:25:09 |
Boulzer | Hi, I'm taking part in No-Nut-November 🍂, a month-long commitment 🚶👍 that increases 💹metabolism 👦 🙌and Vitamin D levels 💊 This month 🍃, many people will partake in a daring 😎challenge 😱- not doing anything 🌱 with nuts for the whole month, and this is quite the challenge, I will tell you. This month 📆 , November, is dedicated to not 🚫 eating your typical nuts. These include- Pecans, Walnuts, Pistachios, Cashews, Brazil Nuts, Macadamia, Almonds, and the like. Peanuts are not included in this list ☑, as they are legumes 🌰, and not nuts. Millions of people 👪 around the globe participate 👣 in this month-long event 😓, hoping 🙏 to stay true to the rules 🚓 and not eat any nuts Even nut products ⬆ are forbidden, making the challenge 😖 all that much harder - this includes Peanut Butter, Almond Milk, Cashew Milk, Almond Butter, etc 🍁We hope🙏 you can join us in our mission ⚡for a nut-free November | 2017-11-10 02:18:31 |
Boulzer | Don't check your phone | 2017-09-29 21:57:20 |
BunnymanCO | Check your phone | 2017-09-29 21:56:31 |
Boulzer | Happy birthday | 2017-06-11 01:07:09 |
Boulzer | You only have 60 hours in skyrim. Get that ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ out of here. | 2017-06-04 00:03:13 |
BunnymanCO | You be so cool catish, brohohohohoobro. | 2016-01-30 23:32:29 |