| vessel | ⣠⢤⣀ ⢰⠋⠉⠒⢄ ⣠⠤⠔⢒⠎ ⠈⠳⣤⢤⡀ ⢀⡏ ⠔⠉ ⢄ ⠘⢦⠈⠑⢤⡀ ⢀⣤⣤⡀ ⢸⢠⢆ ⠈⡆ ⢈⠆ ⠙⢔⠋⢀⡼⠃ ⠸⢨⠊ ⠈⠃ ⠈⢯⠁ ⡰⠁ ⠈⡆⣰⠁⢀⣀ ⣷⡇⣂⢸⣿⠂⠠⣀⡠ ⢰⣿⣷ ⣀ ⡏⢳⡀ ⠉⠁⠐⠄ ⢀⡜⠁ ⠙⢤⡀ ⣀⡴⠋ ⠉⠉⠒⠒⠦⠤⠤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠒⠚⠉⠁ | 2023-08-01 01:04:39 |
| Past | Xdobee | BingoHave you ever been playing bingo with the elderly just to be nice and give them some company, and then you, YOU, get the first bingo? Sheryl was ONE NUMBER AWAY, and you, YOU just STOLE it from her. Have you ever seen an angry 84 year old who's family hasn't visited since 2003 lose bingo to some punk ass teenager? Let me tell you, if you haven't, it's an adrenaline rush like no other. Do you run? No, that's disrespectful. Do you fight? How can you bring yourself? She's 6 times your age. The moment of indecision before you get ran over by a mobility scooter is just unmatched, orgasmic even. | 2023-03-14 23:19:09 |
| piss enjoyer | So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school? | 2021-09-07 06:52:24 |
| piss enjoyer | wow..... hey dude...... soo... like ur my idol ;o hehe lol xxcan u pls sign my profile <3 hehe!!!AND IF ITS NOT TOO MUCH SIGN MY MOUSEPAD AS WELL thanks dUDE :D ive never been friends with someone so pro before... :)) | 2021-04-03 08:53:17 |
| pappy | i kneel to you my saint | 2021-01-22 03:28:40 |
| iii | CAT | 2021-01-22 01:24:04 |
| pappy | wow..... hey dude...... soo... like ur my idol ;o hehe lol xxcan u pls sign my profile <3 hehe!!!AND IF ITS NOT TOO MUCH SIGN MY MOUSEPAD AS WELL thanks dUDE :D ive never been friends with someone so pro before... :)) | 2021-01-10 19:47:06 |
| pappy | you are so fabulous | 2020-06-26 08:07:18 |
| elo | (๑・ω-)～♥” | 2020-06-15 00:42:37 |
| ｄｅｍｉｆｉｅｎｄ | I AM emily >:[] | 2020-02-21 22:36:43 |
| your suit is loud | A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~ | 2020-02-05 02:53:21 |
| iii | SDFDGS LMFAO ILY MERRY CHRISTMAS | 2019-12-25 08:13:53 |
| your suit is loud | 🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! | 2019-12-25 05:37:02 |
| ｄｅｍｉｆｉｅｎｄ | i miss playing with u too mlg | 2019-11-11 23:38:22 |
| iii | AW MAN i miss playing with u too <3 hopefully we can again soon!! ^^ | 2019-11-11 18:29:22 |
| your suit is loud | i miss playing with you ms michael senpai <3 | 2019-11-04 01:34:01 |
| ｄｅｍｉｆｉｅｎｄ | Still need to post this year to continue my tradition | 2019-07-28 08:02:32 |
| your suit is loud | Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area. | 2019-06-09 09:38:08 |
| woodle | ♥♥♥♥♥♥are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when♥♥♥♥♥♥♥kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe♥♥♥♥♥♥♥kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・ | 2019-03-02 04:39:27 |
| iii | AGSDHKAJSDF IM CRYING THANK U | 2018-12-16 21:40:33 |
| iii | YEEE | 2018-11-19 05:50:58 |
| ｄｅｍｉｆｉｅｎｄ | here for my yearly comment | 2018-11-19 02:50:13 |
| iii | uwu | 2018-11-18 08:58:55 |
| ｄｅｍｉｆｉｅｎｄ | u r lame | 2017-10-23 08:59:24 |
| ｄｅｍｉｆｉｅｎｄ | NYEH HEH HEH | 2015-11-23 10:42:46 |
