FloopThe1st | I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE! | 2018-06-22 11:58:42 |
Ludo | I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know! | 2017-04-11 20:43:03 |
nixlad | 私はリック・ハリソンだし、これは私の質屋です。私は私の昔の男と私の息子、ビッグホスでここで働い。ここですべてが物語と価格を持っています。一つのこと私は21年後に学んだ - あなたはそのドアを通ってくるつもりであるかを知ることはありません。 | 2016-08-15 02:09:41 |
Me Meate | The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding | 2016-07-04 01:15:52 |
ST3AMBOAT | i'm getting REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fed up with all these extra synonyms for penis. I woke up this morning and my friend asked me if i liked ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth. Well, obviously I really like the taste of fried ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth, so i responded to my friend with a proud "yes, I enjoy ♥♥♥♥." After that, ALL of my friends were calling me "A ♥♥♥♥ loving ♥♥♥♥♥" and a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and what not. I then figured out that ♥♥♥♥ is a synonym for penis. What the ♥♥♥♥ is WRONG with you people? I thought ♥♥♥♥ was a male chicken or a rooster, but it's actually just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ synonym for penis. Same thing with dongs. Dongs used the stand for the deep resonant sound of a large bell, but now it just stands for a LARGE PENIS. This ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIDICULOUS. I just want to preach how much I love Kentucky Fried ♥♥♥♥ without people calling me a penis lover a ♥♥♥♥ slut. | 2016-06-20 01:23:53 |
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