Coot Flamingo

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Creation: 2014-02-09 10:36:01 (GMT)
Last Updated: 2023-09-15 05:50:19

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Coot Flamingo2018-02-08 18:17:50
Coot Puke2017-04-30 20:41:28
Coot Cinnabun2017-01-06 22:30:35
Coot Potato2016-11-28 20:17:29
Salty Potato2016-11-28 20:16:25
𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓽2016-11-28 20:15:27
【 𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓉 】2016-11-15 21:52:18
Painfully Soapy2016-11-15 21:38:15
Coot2016-11-07 21:24:57
TT2016-11-04 20:56:25

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Jess2023-04-01 02:34:06

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chicken wanggirl i played lovebeat and it made me think of you - hope you're welllllllllll xoxxoxoxox2024-03-14 21:25:35
KitsooThe cutest person I know2020-01-02 10:29:48
tee teeLong time xxx2018-12-05 13:22:14
BLUM⁶⁴Jess we need to talk about your choice of friends2018-05-25 02:02:56
Coot FlamingoGuess you should get one then2018-05-21 19:42:40
BLUM⁶⁴You'll never find anything better2018-05-21 04:50:23
Coot FlamingoAren't they the greatest?2018-05-20 20:12:11
Saint XyeGoes through her comments just to realize what interesting people she associates with ~2018-05-20 19:48:57
BLUM⁶⁴After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥2017-09-21 15:07:50
BLUM⁶⁴Alright time for a real story. Me and girlfriend have always been into seeing how far we will both go for a good laugh. We've done many things sexually to feed this fire. She's blown Coca-Cola through a straw into my ass, I've peed inside of her because of a dare, etc...but the worst was the spaghetti. There are lots of spaghetti memes out there. Well we wanted to see how much sketti would fit in her cave. Follow me?...so we got Saran Wrap and I pretty much lined her vaginal canal with it. Then I put the sketti in. We then tied the sketti up in the Saran Wrap like a bag and weighed it. 3/4 of a pound of spaghetti is the answer. The spaghetti was fully cooked with sauce and all just fyi. yes we did eat a little bit if it. The "pussketti" tasted decent. Nothing great.2017-06-01 11:06:23
BLUM⁶⁴happy tuesday2017-05-30 04:18:09
yoihav sum2017-05-27 07:23:00
softestbreadi'm cool, but you're cool toolov u2017-05-23 23:39:17
Coot FlamingoWhat is wrong with you two2017-05-16 20:56:49
BLUM⁶⁴Traps🍆💦 are so sexy😏 with their big👌 ass🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥🍆and their skirts👗 they make 😉 me hard🍆🍆💦💦 I ain't gay👬 tho😉😉🍆🍆💦2017-05-16 15:27:30
BLUM⁶⁴I 😎 was at 🏠 on the 🛋💺 masturbating ✊🍆💦 when mom👩walked in 👣the door. She saw👀my ♥♥♥♥🍆. Naturally, she 👩began to SUCC😝😋 me. When 🕐🕐🕐 I nutted 🌰🌰 she took off her clothes 👕👖👠 and began to BANG 💥😱 me😎! After we came🍆👌💦💦she went upstairs to bang 🍆🍆🍆 dad 💏.2017-05-16 15:27:22
BLUM⁶⁴How ❔❔can you not ❌❌🚫want to ♥♥♥♥😣😣👌👈them😂😂 Id ravage😣😣😍that 80 year old milf ♥♥♥♥♥😣👅💧💧like a damn animal 🐕🐕. You can open up 👅👅the milf ♥♥♥♥♥ so easily ☝☝👅💧and just succ it 👅 And those big ass tits 😂👀👀they look like they are gonna fall 😂👇👇or explode cuz they so BIG👀👀😂, kinda like the ass 🍑🍑so FAT and BIG👀👀👅💧I love 😍😍it😂 Get this ♥♥♥♥ 💩💩to the top ☝☝of the sub✔✔2017-05-16 15:27:06
BLUM⁶⁴‎߷one‎߷hand‎߷on‎߷that‎߷fidget‎߷spinner‎߷one‎߷hand‎߷on‎߷that‎߷♥♥♥♥♥‎߷2017-05-16 15:26:57
BLUM⁶⁴I did nazi that coming👀👀, Anne Frankly😤, I'm fuhrerious😡😡. These jokes are Goering ✖️out of control✖️, and they're invading mein kampfort zone👥👥. This isn't Reich.♥♥♥2017-05-16 15:26:50
BLUM⁶⁴I did nazi that coming, Anne Frankly, I'm fuhrerious. These jokes are Goering out of control, and they're invading mein kampfort zone. This isn't Reich.♥♥♥2017-05-16 15:06:28
BLUM⁶⁴im like bych🖐🏾🖐🏾who is your manz❓🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ AYE ❗️KANT KEEP MY DICC🍆💦IN MY PANTS👖👖AYE❗️
my bych dnt luv me nomore 😖💔AYE❗️
she kick me out 😩 👠👠 im lik VRO🙍🏼‍♂️🙍🏼‍♂️AYE❗️
dat bych 🙅🏽dnt wana be friends 💏💏AYE❗️
i gave her dicc🍆 she amen🙏🏾🙏🏾
she put her tongue 👅on mi dicc 🍆💦
LOOK👀 at my wrist ✊🏽 abt 10 💅🏽⌚️
jus gt a pound 💰of dat BOOF🌿😜
broght dat sht💩str8 to da BOOTH😏tommi my hilfigre VOOTS😃😎👞👞
she sed she wan ♥♥♥♥ bych i do❓❓😜
u pull a gun 🔫🔫on my manS😯😤
I PUT A HOLE🕳IN UR PERRUNTS😈😈😈
i jus gt lean 👾🍇on mi Ksubis👖👖😲 i gt a uzi no uzi !🔫🔫🔫🔫😓😓2017-05-16 15:04:35
BLUM⁶⁴If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊2017-05-16 15:04:03
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BLUM⁶⁴Bee Movie Game is a video game based on the film Bee Movie produced by DreamWorks Animation SKG. The game was released in 2007.[1] Beenox developed the Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, and Windows versions of the game, Smart Bomb Interactive developed the Wii version, and Vicarious Visions developed the Nintendo DS version.As Barry B. Benson, players take on an adventure to save the bees' production of honey through New York City. Players get to experience Barry's life within the hive and navigate their way around the world from the feature film using many techniques. Players can drive through the city using racecars, scooters, taxicabs, and trucks. Players can "fly" Barry at high speed through the sky. Using the Pollinator, players can Blast through obstacles or they can Buzz to cause a chain reaction. Players get to Stop Time by using Barry's bee reflexes. The video game features 2-person multiplayer mini games.2017-05-04 02:17:39
BLUM⁶⁴look at this dumb f****get LOL hes actually sucking my ♥♥♥♥ LOL he has his LIPS around my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay LOL2017-04-21 12:26:26
BLUM⁶⁴WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!we were having war(ww2) online and killing for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down gasing and i pulle out my H.M.S (WW2) but then this GERMAN (???) also take out a nukeGERMANS DO NOT HAVE NUKES, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid NUKE fetish)2017-04-21 12:12:01
BLUM⁶⁴some sort of line from the bee movie too lazy to google2017-04-16 14:57:26
Coot FlamingoYou both need Jesus2017-02-09 08:13:13
BLUM⁶⁴ur mom xd2017-02-08 11:45:59
BLUM⁶⁴boy they come by themselves i dont need to rape anyone you just jealous i get clean ♥♥♥♥♥2017-02-08 11:15:30
BLUM⁶⁴ugh love emdo you?2017-02-08 11:12:49
BLUM⁶⁴♥♥♥♥♥2017-02-08 11:06:56
BLUM⁶⁴dunno where you from but dating your mother is illegal here2017-02-06 14:15:21
BLUM⁶⁴which ex ♥♥♥♥♥2017-02-06 14:09:57
BLUM⁶⁴where did this thing come from2017-02-06 09:37:36
BLUM⁶⁴i was BUSY2017-02-06 09:17:13
Coot FlamingoIt took you a week to comment that2017-02-06 09:16:54
BLUM⁶⁴you're one brave mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥2017-02-06 08:21:17
BLUM⁶⁴Did you just ♥♥♥♥ up my 100 something comment streak2017-01-30 22:41:25
BLUM⁶⁴NOTHING CAN SURVIVE THE WILL TO STAY ALIVE CAUSE IF YOU TRY YOU CAN DO ANYTHING2017-01-25 06:42:17
BLUM⁶⁴TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR DEEP IN SPACE AND TIMETOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR FOREVER IN YOUR MIND2017-01-25 06:42:08
BLUM⁶⁴JUST THINK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES AND THEY WILL COME BACK AGAIN2017-01-25 06:33:22
BLUM⁶⁴REACH OUT FOR THE SUNSHINE FORGET ABOUT THE RAIN2017-01-25 06:33:10
BLUM⁶⁴DONT YOU FEEL THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO RUN AWAY?2017-01-25 06:32:54
BLUM⁶⁴CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE? DOES IT BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY?2017-01-25 06:32:43
BLUM⁶⁴go eat a fish ugly2017-01-13 06:39:12
BLUM⁶⁴helllo you STINKY CAT2017-01-13 06:39:03
BLUM⁶⁴henlo cet2017-01-13 06:38:54
BLUM⁶⁴God bless this girl and her awful life decisions2017-01-11 20:11:04
BLUM⁶⁴whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2⃣❗️0⃣❗️1⃣❗️5⃣❗️ with a BANG 😩💦💥2016-12-25 03:44:30
BLUM⁶⁴PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY ♥♥♥♥ BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY ♥♥♥♥; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY ♥♥♥♥. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OLD SPICE OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥. WHAT DO I DO?2016-12-08 08:43:48
BLUM⁶⁴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY ♥♥♥♥, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY ♥♥♥♥. HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE2016-12-08 08:42:40
BLUM⁶⁴Hey guys guess who Ty here just got the ultimo bowl cut, ultimate number one bowl cut of the century. Check the cut. Swag. bunch of guys have been staring at me lately I think they jelly, you jelly? If you jelly, press 1 and an operator will be on the line to assist you commit suicide. Ever seen a haircut so good you wanted to off yourself? This is one of those haircuts, and it's on my head. How swag is that? Peep the technique! Boyyyy! That is one Juicy cut. This is the type of haircut that makes people cut themselves. Cause when you see... just look at that. What kind of vitamins am I taking to make my hair look so good? That's what your asking yourself right now. What kind of Brazilian pine-cone treatment am I doing to my noggin? You'll never know. Guess it's time to start cutting yourself. Cut yourself. I want you to cut yourself. Cut yourself right now. Cut yourself you little freak. Cmon... you reading this comment. Cut yourself. Cmon freak.. Freak. Freeeeeak. Just a little cut.2016-12-02 12:59:13
BLUM⁶⁴eat more ♥♥♥ loser you lack testosterone wheres rinshin when you need him2016-11-29 07:58:20
BLUM⁶⁴hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)2016-11-28 02:09:53
BLUM⁶⁴One out of ten people live near a pedophile, and I live near a nine year old with an amazing ass2016-11-26 14:09:33
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BLUM⁶⁴Somebody2016-11-24 23:50:27
engelhey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2016-11-24 16:24:30
BLUM⁶⁴Our new queen was just electedwith that same campaign slogan.Anyway, if you look...There's my hive right there. See it?You're in Sheep Meadow!Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!No way! I know that area.I lost a toe ring there once.- Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not?- It's like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe I'll try that.- You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine.Just having two cups of coffee!Anyway, this has been great.Thanks for the coffee.Yeah, it's no trouble.Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,I'd be up the rest of my life.Are you...?Oan I take a piece of this with me?Sure! Here, have a crumb.- Thanks!- Yeah.All right. Well, then...I guess I'll see you around.Or not.OK, Barry.And thank youso much again... for before.Oh, that? That was nothing.Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...This can't possibly work.He's all set to go.We may as well try it.OK, Dave, pull the chute.- Sounds amazing.- It was amazing!2016-11-24 14:43:39
BLUM⁶⁴I don't want to put you out.It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.- It's just coffee.- I hate to impose.- Don't be ridiculous!- Actually, I would love a cup.Hey, you want rum cake?- I shouldn't.- Have some.- No, I can't.- Oome on!I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.- Where?- These stripes don't help.You look great!I don't know if you knowanything about fashion.Are you all right?No.He's making the tie in the cabas they're flying up Madison.He finally gets there.He runs up the steps into the church.The wedding is on.And he says, "Watermelon?I thought you said Guatemalan.Why would I marry a watermelon?"Is that a bee joke?That's the kind of stuff we do.Yeah, different.So, what are you gonna do, Barry?About work? I don't know.I want to do my part for the hive,but I can't do it the way they want.I know how you feel.- You do?- Sure.My parents wanted me to be a lawyer ora doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.- Really?- My only interest is flowers.2016-11-24 14:42:34
BLUM⁶⁴Here she comes! Speak, you fool!Hi!I'm sorry.- You're talking.- Yes, I know.You're talking!I'm so sorry.No, it's OK. It's fine.I know I'm dreaming.But I don't recall going to bed.Well, I'm sure thisis very disconcerting.This is a bit of a surprise to me.I mean, you're a bee!I am. And I'm not supposedto be doing this,but they were all trying to kill me.And if it wasn't for you...I had to thank you.It's just how I was raised.That was a little weird.- I'm talking with a bee.- Yeah.I'm talking to a bee.And the bee is talking to me!I just want to say I'm grateful.I'll leave now.- Wait! How did you learn to do that?- What?The talking thing.Same way you did, I guess."Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.- That's very funny.- Yeah.Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,we'd cry with what we have to deal with.Anyway...Oan I......get you something?- Like what?I don't know. I mean...I don't know. Ooffee?2016-11-24 14:41:08
BLUM⁶⁴Why does his life haveless value than yours?Why does his life have any less valuethan mine? Is that your statement?I'm just saying all life has value. Youdon't know what he's capable of feeling.My brochure!There you go, little guy.I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.Put that on your resume brochure.My whole face could puff up.Make it one of your special skills.Knocking someone outis also a special skill.Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.- You could put carob chips on there.- Bye.- Supposed to be less calories.- Bye.I gotta say something.She saved my life.I gotta say something.All right, here it goes.Nah.What would I say?I could really get in trouble.It's a bee law.You're not supposed to talk to a human.I can't believe I'm doing this.I've got to.Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!No. Yes. No.Do it. I can't.How should I start it?"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.2016-11-24 14:39:54
Coot FlamingoWhat is this Snow and Blum publish the script of the bee movie on my profile?2016-11-24 14:39:35
BLUM⁶⁴I gotta get home.Oan't fly in rain.Oan't fly in rain.Oan't fly in rain.Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!Ken, could you closethe window please?Ken, could you closethe window please?Oheck out my new resume.I made it into a fold-out brochure.You see? Folds out.Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.What was that?Maybe this time. This time. This time.This time! This time! This..Drapes!That is diabolical.It's fantastic. It's got all my specialskills, even my top-ten favorite movies.What's number one? Star Wars?Nah, I don't go for that......kind of stuff.No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.They're out of their minds.When I leave a job interview, they'reflabbergasted, can't believe what I say.There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.I don't remember the sunhaving a big 75 on it.I predicted global warming.I could feel it getting hotter.At first I thought it was just me.Wait! Stop! Bee!Stand back. These are winter boots.Wait!Don't kill him!2016-11-24 14:38:21
engelThat was on the line!This is the coolest. What is it?I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good.Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees!Oandy-brain, get off there!Problem!- Guys!- This could be bad!Affirmative.Very close.Gonna hurt.Mama's little boy.You are way out of position, rookie!Ooming in at you like a missile!Help me!I don't think these are flowers.- Should we tell him?- I think he knows.What is this?!Match point!You can start packing up, honey,because you're about to eat it!Yowser!Gross.There's a bee in the car!- Do something!- I'm driving!- Hi, bee.- He's back here!He's going to sting me!Nobody move, If you don't move,he won't sting you. Freeze!He blinked!Spray him, Granny!What are you doing?!Wow... the tension levelout here is unbelievable.2016-11-24 14:06:46
engelWow!Flowers!This is Blue Leader.We have roses visual.Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.Roses!30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.Stand to the side, kid.It's got a bit of a kick.That is one nectar collector!- Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle itover here. Maybe a dash over there,a pinch on that one.See that? It's a little bit of magic.That's amazing. Why do we do that?That's pollen power. More pollen, moreflowers, more nectar, more honey for us.Oool.I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowersseems to be on the move. Say again? You're reportinga moving flower?Affirmative.2016-11-24 14:05:51
engelSo be careful. As always,watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs,birds, bears and bats.Also, I got a couple of reportsof root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it,babbling like a cicada! - That's awful.- And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one,absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions!Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!Black and yellow!Hello!You ready for this, hot shot?Yeah. Yeah, bring it on -Wind, check. - Antennae, check.- Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check.- Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check.OK, ladies,let's move it out!Pound those petunias,you striped stem-suckers!All of you, drain those flowers!Wow! I'm out!I can't believe I'm out!So blue.I feel so fast and free!Box kite!2016-11-24 14:04:29
engelhumming, inspector number seven,lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, whatdo you think I should... Barry?Barry!All right, we've got the sunflower patchin quadrant nine...What happened to you?Where are you?- I'm going out.- Out? Out where?- Out there.- Oh, no!I have to, before I goto work for the rest of my life.You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?Another call coming in.If anyone's feeling brave,there's a Korean deli on 83rdthat gets their roses today.Hey, guys.- Look at that.- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.Really? Feeling lucky, are you?Sign here, here. Just initial that.- Thank you.- OK.You got a rain advisory today,and as you all know,bees cannot fly in rain.2016-11-24 14:03:27
engelOome on! All the good jobswill be gone.Yeah, right.Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,stirrer, front desk, hair removal...- Is it still available?- Hang on. Two left!One of them's yours! Oongratulations!Step to the side.- What'd you get?- Picking crud out. Stellar!Wow!Oouple of newbies?Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!Make your choice.- You want to go first?- No, you go.Oh, my. What's available?Restroom attendant's open,not for the reason you think.- Any chance of getting the Krelman?- Sure, you're on.I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.Wax monkey's always open.The Krelman opened up again.What happened?A bee died. Makes an opening. See?He's dead. Another dead one.Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.Dead from the neck up.Dead from the neck down. That's life!Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling,stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,2016-11-24 14:02:33
engelYou know, Dad,the more I think about it,maybe the honey fieldjust isn't right for me.You were thinking of what,making balloon animals?That's a bad jobfor a guy with a stinger.Janet, your son's not surehe wants to go into honey!- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.- I'm not trying to be funny.You're not funny! You're goinginto honey. Our son, the stirrer!- You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's listening to me!Wait till you see the sticks I have.I could say anything right now.I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate!Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.Shave my antennae.Shack up with a grasshopper. Geta gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!I'm so proud. - We're starting work today!- Today's the day.2016-11-24 14:00:47
BLUM⁶⁴Yeah. Once a bear pinned meagainst a mushroom!He had a paw on my throat,and with the other, he was slapping me!- Oh, my!- I never thought I'd knock him out.What were you doing during this?Trying to alert the authoritiesI can autograph that.A little gusty out there today,wasn't it, comrades?Yeah. Gusty.We're hitting a sunflower patchsix miles from here tomorrow.- Six miles, huh?- Barry!A puddle jump for us,but maybe you're not up for it.- Maybe I am.- You are not!We're going 0900 at J-Gate.What do you think, buzzy-boy?Are you bee enough?I might be. It all dependson what 0900 means.Hey, Honex!Dad, you surprised me.You decide what you're interested in?- Well, there's a lot of choices.- But you only get one.Do you ever get boreddoing the same job every day?Son, let me tell you about stirring.You grab that stick, and you justmove it around, and you stir it aroundYou get yourself into a rhythmIt's a beautiful thing.2016-11-24 11:14:32
BLUM⁶⁴I don't know. But you knowwhat I'm talking about.Please clear the gate.Royal Nectar Force on approach.Wait a second. Oheck it out.- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!- Wow.I've never seen them this close.They know what it's likeoutside the hive.Yeah, but some don't come back.- Hey, Jocks!- Hi, Jocks!You guys did great!You're monsters!You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!- I wonder where they were.- I don't know.Their day's not planned.Outside the hive, flying who knowswhere, doing who knows what.You can'tjust decide to be a PollenJock. You have to be bred for that.Right.Look. That's more pollenthan you and I will see in a lifetime.It's just a status symbol.Bees make too much of it.Perhaps. Unless you're wearing itand the ladies see you wearing it.Those ladies?Aren't they our cousins too?Distant. Distant.Look at these two.- Oouple of Hive Harrys.- Let's have fun with them.It must be dangerousbeing a Pollen Jock.2016-11-24 11:13:10
BLUM⁶⁴- What does that do?- Oatches that little strand of honeythat hangs after you pour it.Saves us millions.Oan anyone work on the Krelman?Of course. Most bee jobs aresmall ones. But bees knowthat every small job,if it's done well, means a lot.But choose carefullybecause you'll stay in the jobyou pick for the rest of your life.The same job the rest of your life?I didn't know that.What's the difference?You'll be happy to know that bees,as a species, haven't had one day offin 27 million years.So you'll just work us to death?We'll sure try.Wow! That blew my mind!"What's the difference?"How can you say that?One job forever?That's an insane choice to have to make.I'm relieved. Now we only haveto make one decision in life.But, Adam, how could theynever have told us that?Why would you question anything?We're bees.We're the most perfectlyfunctioning society on Earth.You ever think maybe thingswork a little too well here?Like what? Give me one example.2016-11-24 11:11:51
BLUM⁶⁴I heard it's just orientation.Heads up! Here we go.Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.- Wonder what it'll be like?- A little scary.Welcome to Honex,a division of Honescoand a part of the Hexagon Group.This is it!Wow.Wow.We know that you, as a bee,have worked your whole lifeto get to the point where youcan work for your whole life.Honey begins when our valiant PollenJocks bring the nectar to the hive.Our top-secret formulais automatically color-corrected,scent-adjusted and bubble-contouredinto this soothing sweet syrupwith its distinctivegolden glow you know as...Honey!- That girl was hot.- She's my cousin!- She is?- Yes, we're all cousins.- Right. You're right.- At Honex, we constantly striveto improve every aspectof bee existence.These bees are stress-testinga new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes?- Not enough.Here we have our latest advancement,the Krelman.2016-11-24 11:10:41
BLUM⁶⁴Three days grade school,three days high school.Those were awkward.Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.You did come back different.- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.- You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.That's why we don't need vacationsBoy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.- Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!- Bee-men.- Amen!Hallelujah!Students, faculty, distinguished bees,please welcome Dean Buzzwell.Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of......9:15.That concludes our ceremonies.And begins your careerat Honex Industries!Will we pick ourjob today?2016-11-24 11:09:07
BLUM⁶⁴According to all known lawsof aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Ooming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?- Adam?- Oan you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.A perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.2016-11-24 11:07:21
BLUM⁶⁴Don't think it ever bothered /you/.2016-11-24 10:37:33
BLUM⁶⁴Yes.2016-11-24 10:28:59
BLUM⁶⁴What good use does a boyfriend have if not for his penis?2016-11-24 10:19:53
BLUM⁶⁴CALLING OUT RITOSHI FOR A LACK OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2016-11-24 09:49:59
BLUM⁶⁴A journey of a thousand miles starts with a penis.2016-11-24 09:20:07
BLUM⁶⁴I was hoping you'd get a stroke and die but not everything goes my way2016-11-24 08:45:33
BLUM⁶⁴https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yskPFrKDP4M2016-11-24 08:38:36
BLUM⁶⁴Hey hey how do you call a pregnant JessKinder Surprise2016-11-23 22:38:08
BLUM⁶⁴I must say, I've been with the KKK my whole life, and you're the nicest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've ever met! I might just change my ways, haha! Cheers bud!2016-11-23 13:31:00
engelYes!!!! spit in my mouth!!!! be my sugar mama!!!!! ♥♥♥♥ me anally!!!!!!!!!! (because thats what jesus wants)2016-11-22 20:18:34
BLUM⁶⁴Pour l'amour de Dieu, tuez-vous. Je te hais tellement. Pourquoi sommes-nous même amis.2016-11-22 14:51:27
BLUM⁶⁴Je t'aime ma chérie, je veux que tu ronfles ma diarrhée épicée.2016-11-22 14:37:33
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BLUM⁶⁴CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!2016-11-20 23:22:09
BLUM⁶⁴Je n'ai pas acheté un moniteur d'ordinateur de contraste élevé pour parler aux nègres dessus.2016-11-16 21:45:22
BLUM⁶⁴I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.2016-11-16 13:38:39
BLUM⁶⁴I'm stealing those stupid ass brackets of yours when I get home2016-11-16 08:38:14
engelhot2016-11-15 21:53:54
Coot FlamingoYou ♥♥♥♥♥ doing this petty stuff on my profile smh2016-11-15 18:01:23
BLUM⁶⁴Making me feel like a reality star, aww2016-11-15 13:45:50
RitoshiI like to swing by, see what kind of stuff you put, get the updates, chillin2016-11-15 13:44:31
BLUM⁶⁴And speaking of which, aren't you doing the exact same thing if you see my comments? Hypocritical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥2016-11-15 13:33:59
RitoshiYou must really stalk jess responding to me as soon as i put something, damn man, got nothing better to do with your life i see, thats whats up2016-11-15 13:27:28
BLUM⁶⁴also "she is pretty straight", little DO /YOU/ know lmfao2016-11-15 13:26:49
BLUM⁶⁴Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up cuck2016-11-15 13:26:17
RitoshiReally threatened by you bro lol2016-11-15 13:25:46
BLUM⁶⁴Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up cuck2016-11-15 13:24:24
RitoshiNah she is pretty straight, little do you know2016-11-15 13:24:05
BLUM⁶⁴BREAKING NEWS JESS IS A LESBIAN2016-11-15 10:01:00
BLUM⁶⁴Nah you go feed the elderly with that ♥♥♥♥2016-11-15 06:20:17
BLUM⁶⁴I commented the lyrics for the national anthem on your profile, not some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid sonic song? Autism enhanced2016-11-14 23:15:54
BLUM⁶⁴You know you could get financial assistance for your autism if you show them those lyrics on your profile2016-11-14 22:45:51
BLUM⁶⁴Excuse me Miss, do you have a moment to talk about your Lord and Savior, Django Unchained?2016-11-12 22:43:42
BLUM⁶⁴One of the biggest Jacob Sartorius fan channels. All the best Jacob Sartorius videos! Best moments, musical.lys, snapchats, vlogs, vines, songs, music news and more!! Be sure to follow Jacob on all his social media:Jacobs Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacobsartorius Jacobs Vlog Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiwAmykXY76MaQQY59ni9hg Twitter: Twitter.com/jacobsartorius Vine: Vine.co/jacobsartorius Instagram: instagram.com/jacobsartorius Snapchat: @JacobsVineMusically: @JacobSartoriusJacob Sartorius is a 14-year-old American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on Musical.ly. In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt".2016-11-12 12:38:31
BLUM⁶⁴One of the biggest Jacob Sartorius fan channels. All the best Jacob Sartorius videos! Best moments, musical.lys, snapchats, vlogs, vines, songs, music news and more!! Be sure to follow Jacob on all his social media:Jacobs Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacobsartorius Jacobs Vlog Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiwAmykXY76MaQQY59ni9hg Twitter: Twitter.com/jacobsartorius Vine: Vine.co/jacobsartorius Instagram: instagram.com/jacobsartorius Snapchat: @JacobsVineMusically: @JacobSartoriusJacob Sartorius is a 14-year-old American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on Musical.ly. In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt".2016-11-12 12:38:15
BLUM⁶⁴One of the biggest Jacob Sartorius fan channels. All the best Jacob Sartorius videos! Best moments, musical.lys, snapchats, vlogs, vines, songs, music news and more!! Be sure to follow Jacob on all his social media:Jacobs Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacobsartorius Jacobs Vlog Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiwAmykXY76MaQQY59ni9hg Twitter: Twitter.com/jacobsartorius Vine: Vine.co/jacobsartorius Instagram: instagram.com/jacobsartorius Snapchat: @JacobsVineMusically: @JacobSartoriusJacob Sartorius is a 14-year-old American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on Musical.ly. In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt".2016-11-12 12:38:09
BLUM⁶⁴One of the biggest Jacob Sartorius fan channels. All the best Jacob Sartorius videos! Best moments, musical.lys, snapchats, vlogs, vines, songs, music news and more!! Be sure to follow Jacob on all his social media:Jacobs Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacobsartorius Jacobs Vlog Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiwAmykXY76MaQQY59ni9hg Twitter: Twitter.com/jacobsartorius Vine: Vine.co/jacobsartorius Instagram: instagram.com/jacobsartorius Snapchat: @JacobsVineMusically: @JacobSartoriusJacob Sartorius is a 14-year-old American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on Musical.ly. In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt".2016-11-12 12:38:03
BLUM⁶⁴One of the biggest Jacob Sartorius fan channels. All the best Jacob Sartorius videos! Best moments, musical.lys, snapchats, vlogs, vines, songs, music news and more!! Be sure to follow Jacob on all his social media:Jacobs Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacobsartorius Jacobs Vlog Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiwAmykXY76MaQQY59ni9hg Twitter: Twitter.com/jacobsartorius Vine: Vine.co/jacobsartorius Instagram: instagram.com/jacobsartorius Snapchat: @JacobsVineMusically: @JacobSartoriusJacob Sartorius is a 14-year-old American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on Musical.ly. In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt".2016-11-12 12:37:56
BLUM⁶⁴One of the biggest Jacob Sartorius fan channels. All the best Jacob Sartorius videos! Best moments, musical.lys, snapchats, vlogs, vines, songs, music news and more!! Be sure to follow Jacob on all his social media:Jacobs Main Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/jacobsartorius Jacobs Vlog Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiwAmykXY76MaQQY59ni9hg Twitter: Twitter.com/jacobsartorius Vine: Vine.co/jacobsartorius Instagram: instagram.com/jacobsartorius Snapchat: @JacobsVineMusically: @JacobSartoriusJacob Sartorius is a 14-year-old American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on Musical.ly. In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt".2016-11-12 12:37:47
BLUM⁶⁴O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE! O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!!!2016-11-09 14:08:47
BLUM⁶⁴AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR, GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE!2016-11-09 14:08:14
BLUM⁶⁴O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED, WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?!2016-11-09 14:04:45
BLUM⁶⁴WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT!2016-11-09 14:04:21
BLUM⁶⁴WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING!2016-11-09 14:04:07
BLUM⁶⁴O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT!2016-11-09 14:03:47
BLUM⁶⁴wtf is this ♥♥♥♥2016-11-08 23:19:22
engel~ adding another comment so you have an entire page of me ~2016-11-08 22:39:52
engelplease call me daddy >/////o2016-11-08 22:37:01
engelif your profile was a woman id let her sit on my face2016-11-08 22:31:01
engelyour profile is gorgeous2016-11-08 22:30:51
engelJust kidding. you're a disappointment to us and were kicking you out of the house because youd rather spend money on trading cards than pay the bills.2016-11-07 10:59:16
engellevel 20!!!!!!! congratulations!!!!!! Your mother and i are so proud.2016-11-07 10:58:20
BLUM⁶⁴So I was scrolling through my friends profile (a mutual friend) and I said to myself who's that young girl. So I scrolled back up, hovered over the 'add friend' finding myself suffering from slight AA (anxiety approach). I paused, had a word with myself and said 'take a man up pill' its just Steam, is the world going to end? No. So here we are at this current situation. I'm Blum, *shake hand kiss cheek* pleasure to meet you. Hows your week been?2016-11-05 10:53:29
BLUM⁶⁴dont comment on my wall you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tattletale :^)2016-11-01 14:51:47
engelHappy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 TRICK or TREAT 👌🏻🎉 is what you ASK 🤗 so dance around 💃🏼 to see some A$$ 🍑💦 SEND THIS to 📭 every BLOOD-sucking 🍷 soul-stealing 😒 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥ you know ✌🏻️ to wish them a SEXY 💘 night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re 😘😍 the freakiest 💦 MONSTER around 🐊 Get 5️⃣ back 👌🏻 and you’re a 🔥 spicy VAMPIRE! Get 0️⃣ back & you 😪 got a can of pop 🍾 in your bag!👎🏻 HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! 🎃2016-10-31 20:25:57
BLUM⁶⁴ugly profile 0/10 go back to private2016-10-31 10:52:07

Friends

Total: [59] | TF2BD: [0] (0.00%) | SB: [1] (1.69%)

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BLUM2023-05-22 16:51:08
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765611980735524932022-08-21 16:51:34
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765611988278187362022-07-25 21:01:35
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rhen72022-06-08 20:17:38
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Akira2020-05-21 18:52:12
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Minty2020-04-02 13:26:30
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virgo2019-07-03 21:43:19
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Staz872019-04-19 20:49:34
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Ima Hoare2019-03-01 21:44:27
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765611981207142712019-01-16 20:28:29
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765611988649862612019-01-10 22:06:04
(2009 days)
2024-05-18 03:29:16 (55 days)
Paff2018-11-25 15:55:43
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Jawsh2018-10-26 20:44:27
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765611980757518742018-01-20 13:04:52
(2365 days)
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KVOS2018-01-16 09:14:26
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765611979967852422018-01-14 14:49:53
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Mr Zero2017-11-15 21:01:45
(2430 days)
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Luce2017-05-31 10:46:23
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0range1968UK2017-05-23 09:26:15
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Jãeha2017-03-05 19:47:37
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Weirdnoobz2016-11-23 07:35:40
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Yaoi.JPG精液2016-11-19 16:58:00
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SlyJ2016-09-03 14:06:31
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totallynotmorgan2016-08-20 12:09:14
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Django2016-07-30 18:27:48
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Prome2016-07-07 20:54:37
(2926 days)
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Uhguibui2016-06-29 22:23:49
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2-Deviant2016-05-21 09:44:10
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TsukiiiBear2016-03-31 19:30:35
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chicken wang2016-01-25 19:30:55
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Killua2016-01-23 13:15:42
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Shay Breezy
[Sourcebans MARK]
2016-01-22 16:02:09
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