| [1stMN] LtCol. Azimuth | I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good. | 2023-01-09 23:54:50 |
| Phyrrhic | happy 2021 bihh | 2021-05-22 23:04:03 |
| [1stMN] LtCol. Azimuth | Since everyone would be drinking Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ Freezes constantly, we’d all have a ton of energy to do things like Ice Skate to Japan. Mid-pacific waves would make completely bonkers ramps, so a new extreme sport would be invented, and they’ll start hosting the Dew Tour on the salt water ice mountains off the coast of Baja California. Whew. This arctic permawinter fantasy actually sounds pretty delicious. Fingers crossed… | 2021-05-09 07:30:45 |
| [1stMN] LtCol. Azimuth | First of all, it would be way easier to get a Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ Freeze all the time, since there wouldn’t be any tropical Mexican air to liquefy this awesomely frozen, lime Mountain Dew® drink. And since we’d all be exclusively drinking frozen things, brain freezes would probably stop being a thing, which is fantastic news for society as a whole. We’d be so used to brain freezes, we’d pretty much forget what they even were and how they feel. Presumably if Baja California, Mexico froze over, something will have gone seriously wrong in the climate, and the rest of the once tropical pacific will have also frozen over. | 2021-05-09 07:30:42 |
| [1stMN] LtCol. Azimuth | I would submit my femboy application but unfortunately my ♥♥♥♥ does not meet your listing's minimum size requirement. | 2021-03-06 20:04:09 |
| [1stMN] LtCol. Azimuth | I see you’re drinking whiteclaw. Is that cuz you think you’re fat? Cuz you’re not. You could totally be drinking malt liquor if you wanted to | 2020-02-23 22:34:52 |
| Phyrrhic | merry 2020 bihh | 2020-01-01 01:20:02 |
| Phyrrhic | busa nut | 2019-10-06 14:25:51 |
| Esper_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD_b09v9mic | 2019-04-17 23:30:59 |
| Phyrrhic | WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish) | 2017-08-07 09:33:03 |
| Phyrrhic | can u help me with my massive renob? | 2017-07-11 20:37:05 |
| Phyrrhic | 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 | 2017-06-20 14:17:56 |
| Phyrrhic | ｆｉｎｎａ ｂ ｕ ｓ ｓ | 2017-05-06 22:41:31 |
| Phyrrhic | ｓ ｐ ａ ｃ ｅ ｄ ｏ ｕ ｔ ｌ ｅ ｔ ｔ ｅ ｒ ｓ | 2017-05-06 22:39:55 |
| Phyrrhic | DON'T 👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 IF 👏 YOU'VE 👏 NEVER 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏 A 👏 BICYCLE 👏😩 | 2017-05-06 22:38:44 |
| Phyrrhic | ｄｏｉｎ ａ ｌｉｎｅ | 2017-03-14 18:24:44 |
| Phyrrhic | ho ho ho, merry christmas! | 2016-12-15 18:54:32 |
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