| JLord | Rule 34 is simple: if it exists, there is porn of it. What about the reverse? If there is no porn of it, does it not exist? This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked "is there porn of me?" I typed in my name on some popular sites. As I went from one site to the next, dread filled me. P0rnHub. The Rule remains true. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. But as I clicked on the last site and typed in my name, I realized that I was fading out of existence. I opened Photoshop and started drawing. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the junk. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My junk took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. Finished. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So that's why you should send me nudes | 2019-11-05 22:04:35 |
| SpunkyCats | bro i have no idea how i didnt step in that trap. i didnt even see it.. lol im sorry. +rep for very frustrating game mechanics working against you. | 2019-10-26 00:00:16 |
| ❤Alex❤ | -rep faceamps because I ran him around for three gens and stepped in a trapMe: lmao imagine facecampingThem: Imagine losingMe: because you facecampedThem: Because you have no eyes | 2019-10-25 18:10:57 |
| Speedy | -rep hard tunnels, picks a survivor then focuses em | 2019-10-06 18:52:35 |
| LackAquid | https://wol.gg/stats/na/valdagno/ | 2019-05-18 12:16:26 |
| JLord | I don't like it when you talkbecause that means you're not sucking my ♥♥♥♥ | 2018-03-12 18:22:29 |
| RIP Sierra Mist (1999-2023) | Selfish survivor that wont save anyone | 2018-02-17 22:07:20 |
| Sengchanh | ___________________________####___________Post this on the_____________#0#0##__________Profile of people____________##O###__________You have had _______________####___________Anal sex with_________________##______________________________________######___________________________________#######___________####__________________#########__________#^#^##_________________###_######__________##o###_______________###__######___________####_______________###___######______________##################____######______________############################_______________#################____######________________###_______#####_____######_______________###_______#####______######______________###________#####______######_________#######_________##########_##############___________________________________________ | 2018-01-08 15:49:30 |
| :D | I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.Please no copy pasterino dongerino frappuchino cappucino al pacino my story. | 2017-12-04 21:22:11 |
| :D | are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?• you're sharing protein •you're admiring masculine physique • being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone • eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it. | 2017-10-19 18:45:10 |
| :D | Guy Fieri - Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip" he whispers "to Flavortown" | 2017-09-04 23:51:49 |
| Valdagno | ok | 2017-06-14 22:15:19 |
| yuda | send me money | 2017-04-15 15:32:03 |
| MentalDiarrhea | 5 ways bernie can still win | 2017-03-02 23:47:31 |
| yuda | hail hillary | 2017-02-21 00:12:15 |
| MentalDiarrhea | Armenians are dirty pigs...also can we negotite buying the one that works for (the woman with the fake nose job) | 2016-11-22 17:53:31 |
| MentalDiarrhea | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZiJehMXBpQ | 2016-08-29 04:34:46 |
| yuda | meme vebsite | 2016-08-22 16:48:28 |
| Pryll ♥ | Can you send another trade offer for the Menpo? It was invalid. | 2016-07-18 02:37:07 |
| yuda | good meme +rep | 2016-07-02 01:44:55 |
| MentalDiarrhea | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ты, скажи мне, шалости хороши и не дают мне водку, cyka ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-04-09 17:55:57 |
| Valdagno | коммунизм это великая вещь, я уничтожу тебя за то, что вы сказали | 2016-04-08 22:43:16 |
| :D | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ #14/88 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | 2016-02-17 19:58:55 |
| Jerry Seiynfeld | god hcum ooT per- | 2016-02-01 20:20:51 |
| MentalDiarrhea | http://www.metacafe.com/watch/7672421/downfall_2004/ | 2016-01-23 23:30:56 |
| Valdagno | no. | 2016-01-01 03:57:02 |
| :D | suck my flaps | 2016-01-01 03:49:48 |
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