| Calixer | Public Warning: Owner of This Profile is a liberal and has posted on numerous left aligned steam communities. Please do not Rate their posts and remember to report suspicious activity.I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Steam Community Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my profile, but 1 is the most important rule of all:• I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. So watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.~ Honorary Volunteer Steam Community Moderator | 2024-06-13 12:24:25 |
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| Calixer | G U H | 2024-06-06 13:51:44 |
| Calixer | I used to tickle my pickle to Angry Birds. When l was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game and had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, one day I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I COULDN'T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG SNAKE AND STARTED STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it. | 2024-05-02 09:14:42 |
| El Wiwi | despacito | 2024-04-29 04:54:23 |
| Calixer | this is why we'll get knocked up | 2024-04-27 00:35:42 |
| El Wiwi | THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES | 2024-04-25 09:40:40 |
| Calixer | WHEN WILL YOU LEARN | 2024-04-21 15:26:31 |
| Calixer | i love jellyboy's jelly YUMMY | 2024-03-23 16:57:34 |
| Calixer | here i ♥♥♥ ruffer than the rest of em the best of em tuffer than leathuhhh they call me knuckles unlike sonic i don't chuckle i'd rather flex my... | 2024-03-22 07:13:25 |
| Calixer | My rifles getting hotter 😩 | 2024-03-02 20:06:26 |
| Calixer | AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD | 2024-02-23 19:30:57 |
| Calixer | WHICH FAT KUNT STOLE ME UNNY | 2024-01-22 18:31:00 |
| Calixer | This is like taking candy from a baby... Which is fine by me 😈 | 2024-01-07 01:50:26 |
| Calixer | HEWWO UWU | 2023-12-24 18:57:25 |
| Calixer | omg hai ^_^ | 2023-12-18 20:36:41 |
| Calixer | e.e | 2023-12-14 20:44:10 |
| Calixer | T I D D I E S ! :D | 2023-11-12 00:24:51 |
| Calixer | There is an estimated 1.35 billion cubic kilometers of water in the oceans. The average whale ejaculates 1500 liters of ♥♥♥ each load. The average whale breeds once every two years and lives between 40-100 years. Currently there are around 1.3 million whales. A whale on average breeds 13- 43 times in their life. Only 10% of the whales ♥♥♥ makes it into the partner so each time around 1350 liters gets into the ocean. With 1.3 million whales breeding on average 28 times and 1350 liters getting into the ocean that’s 50 billion liters of ♥♥♥! 0,0038% of the ocean is whale ♥♥♥, per cubic mete(1000 liters) there is 3 liters of ♥♥♥. Enjoy your next trip to the beach :) | 2023-11-10 19:27:35 |
| Calixer | RONNIE F*CKING PICKERING | 2023-09-08 20:07:59 |
| Calixer | dont mess with me... i can speedrun sonic drift 2 | 2023-05-24 18:49:31 |
| Calixer | So yesterday in class we were all given our new Windows computers (last year, I hacked the chromebooks so they could play Sonic Advance) and I immediately downloaded twenty-five PC Sonic games within one hour and installed two dozen emulators to play the console and handheld ones. After we all got our computers, I bragged about having the ability to play 60 Sonic games. The teacher confisticated my computer and said I would have to use the chromebooks for the rest of the year. | 2023-05-09 19:05:05 |
| Calixer | She also said that Sonic was a dead franchise and that Fortnite was better in every way. That was really no good and SLOW of her! So I ripped my computer out of my Sonic-hating teacher and screamed "YOU SLUTTY SLOW SONIC HATER! YOU'RE JUST TOO SLOW!" I also went to her macbook, and deleted Fortnite and installed more Sonic games and played Gotta Go Fast to the whole class. She gave me an F, which is impossible since E is the lowest rank and S is the highest, and sent me to the principal's office, where I was suspended and they called my parents, who took away my Game Gear. When I get back, I'll make sure they pay for being TOO SLOW | 2023-05-09 19:05:01 |
| Mechamitsu | common sonic fan L | 2023-01-29 03:37:27 |
| Goldphnx | wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol. | 2022-10-15 11:41:20 |
| Mechamitsu | Its so good to see a female redditor! Your pretty (notice I didn't say hot because I'm a feminist). Its also really cool you pay video games! I think that hot women in video games is wrong BTW because I'm a feminist. You should be careful posting on the internet, there's a lot of mean guys (not nice feminist guys like me) on here who will say mean things and like to look at attractive virtual women in their games. I don't know why they get all of the girls while I'm always in the friend zone, but its a price worth paying to defend women on the internet. What's your gamertag? We should play a game sometime, I'm sure you would love to have all of those mean men kept away from you ;) (I'm not saying you can't do that on your own, just that I am willing to help). Also would you like to go on a date? You can PM me if interested, if not that's OK. Stay safe, you're awesome! | 2021-10-12 13:55:05 |
| Gravity Kat | I miss you ;-; | 2020-08-05 23:18:04 |
| Nova | <3 | 2020-05-14 11:32:39 |
| Amelia Racc | Best friend in the world UwU ❤️ | 2020-04-26 08:29:12 |
| Gravity Kat | -pet pet- | 2020-04-14 14:19:17 |
| Gravity Kat | Best Twin | 2020-04-06 06:56:00 |
| Amelia Racc | Literally the best person ever | 2020-04-05 07:33:25 |
| Osama Joe Biden | Epic Person <3 | 2019-10-05 16:02:38 |
| Sylar | u still alive? | 2019-07-08 15:55:09 |
| Lou Albano | wow nice big gold yes | 2019-02-09 17:55:58 |
| Sylar | steam lvl16 & still have less than 100 friends... wow | 2018-10-27 12:08:49 |
| ushi | You're great <3 | 2018-08-12 21:31:54 |
| ScottZi115 | You are greater <3 | 2018-08-11 00:35:42 |
| Senpai | Love you moar <3 | 2018-07-20 09:57:50 |
| Senpai | Cute <3 | 2018-07-09 08:02:09 |
| sleepy rayman | genuine, authentic gay | 2018-07-05 11:42:07 |
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| shapeless | sISTERFIRST COMMENT | 2017-07-20 10:47:55 |
