| Jordan Schlansky | My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it princess little piddles. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? every time she calls it by her nickname I feel ashamed!Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.Update: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddle that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.I offered another nickname, per another user, "Princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone! | 2021-06-21 03:11:44 |
| pleaboy carter | j! | 2021-03-13 17:01:49 |
| SpriteShrike | Well you're lucky. He stole my virgi- oh wait. Wrong person | 2018-08-29 20:05:14 |
| Drakons Den | And soon, I'll steal your hearts | 2018-08-29 18:36:35 |
| Syp | He most certainly stole my spleen. | 2018-08-29 17:14:06 |
| Asbestos | Pretty sure he stole my kidney | 2018-08-29 14:33:25 |
| SpriteShrike | Worst Catfish of my life, 0/10 | 2018-07-10 17:26:06 |
| Drakons Den | I'm too broke, I can't afford virgin mobile | 2018-05-01 20:23:10 |
| Sad_Beluga | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin | 2018-05-01 20:22:47 |
| Drakons Den | To nerd or not to Bliot. That is the WAY | 2018-04-18 20:21:19 |
| Sad_Beluga | To Trap or not to Trap. That is the GAY | 2018-04-18 20:08:39 |
| Drakons Den | I am the living embodiment of H2O2 | 2018-04-18 17:55:03 |
| Syp | You've become so toxic that Henri Becquerel came over to my house to run some tests on your page. | 2018-04-18 17:53:04 |
| Syp | I have to put this friendship down CuteyNerd1337. | 2018-04-18 17:51:35 |
| Syp | Oh christ.WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME! | 2018-04-18 17:50:07 |
| Drakons Den | The point of a was a joke, and screw teams, they never suspect a 5 minute counter attack. | 2018-03-08 21:41:57 |
| Syp | You missed A, and D sounds like a shrodinger cat theory.WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GOING TO RUSH ALONE ON A TEAM BASED GAME? | 2018-03-07 17:41:06 |
| Drakons Den | to be honest, half the time I can't hear you over either A: B: people yelling into mics C: You say it while I'm talking (Course I don't hear) or D: I planned on rushing alone from the beginning and there's a 50/50 of that working | 2018-03-07 12:38:14 |
| Syp | "Let's go B!" *Sooka runs * | 2018-03-07 09:54:18 |
| Syp | soop store | 2018-03-06 20:49:39 |
| Drakons Den | Like a damn fry. | 2018-02-12 20:47:00 |
| SpriteShrike | Mmmmmmm Salty | 2018-02-12 18:31:47 |
| Drakons Den | fun delete button | 2018-02-11 19:17:48 |
| Drakons Den | v First time you got it right, so proud | 2018-02-11 18:49:22 |
| SpriteShrike | bi af | 2018-02-11 17:50:34 |
