SpryCypress

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Creation: 2014-12-13 08:02:56 (GMT)
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SpryCypress2022-07-08 21:15:21
tai ls2022-04-25 22:13:13
~_EpicPaimonGaming447!!!_~2022-01-15 21:29:43
EpicPaimonGaming4472022-01-15 21:28:56
PaimonGaming2022-01-15 21:28:43
GAMERMAN13372021-12-20 22:51:48
Knuckles the Sandwich2021-12-20 21:40:42
Knuckles the Echidna2021-12-20 21:40:28
Tails the Fox2021-12-20 21:35:43
Tails the Bitch2021-12-20 21:35:25

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SpryCypress (She/Her/They)2023-11-25 23:58:09
SpryCypress2023-04-01 06:39:57

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Kelbitpoopy!!!2024-07-25 21:56:57
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jonkliesI see you have played "Banana" for 40 hours. You have also gotten the achievement called "CLICK". I hope you know what consequences these actions will bring to you in the coming future. Be prepared.2024-06-17 00:11:09
SpryCypressyes2024-06-15 12:59:48
oilrat #1are you okay2024-06-15 12:44:40
jonkliesYour inventory has been reported to Homeland Security, Department of Defense, FBI, CIA, Facebook, Apple, Google, Netflix, Spotify and most importantly, RGL Staff. Truly repulsive virtual items you own. Hope you have fun rotting in hell you racist.2024-06-14 23:08:35
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goblino 3el goblino numero tres2023-09-01 11:01:58
belkithey, 100th comment. that's a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and honestly funny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. but I'm so happy i've met you, you're the love of my life and i'm always going to appreciate what you do for me. I know times can get tough, but as long as you're by my side, I know I can make it. I love you so so VERY much, and I'm thankful for everything you've done. You mean the world to me, and I could never express how much I love you. Until the end of time, yours truly~-kelsey ❤❤ ♫ love you lid2023-05-10 21:51:08
belkitSitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...2023-05-10 21:45:09
belkitThe other day, my son came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her, but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man. I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am" Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say NO H0M0" But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually dad, I AM a homosexual" I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes, and said, "But that's gay." As soon as I said that, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. His bf tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength. After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then he pointed at that queer and said, "Let's get that hom0!" After we wiped Brian's blood off our hands, we sat down with a beer and watched some football.2023-05-10 21:43:58
belkitRandom Fact ! did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.2023-05-10 21:43:22
belkitF.uck off right. You think you know every F.ucking thing about anime but guess what, prick. You don't. Cory in the house is a japanese animation style that was made at the 12th of january 2007 with a 2 and a half star rating from IMDb which I just find untrue. How can you go wrong with: Madison Pettis, Kyle Massey, Jason Dolley, Mairara Walsh, Rondell Sheriden, John D'Aquino, Lisa Arch, Jake Thomas and Raven Symoné i guess IMDb are just uncultured, like you. So don't ever come to me saying you know anime. because you clearly DON'T.2023-05-10 21:41:27
belkitVaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.It ruined my life.Please don't get the vaccine!2023-05-10 21:41:07
belkitPublic Warning: Owner of This Profile is a liberal and has posted on numerous left aligned steam communities. Please do not Rate his posts and remember to report suspicious activity.I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Steam Community Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my profile, but 1 is the most important rule of all:• ⁠I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. So watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.~ Honorary Volunteer Steam Community Moderator2023-05-10 21:39:27
belkitWhy are Chess Players so Racist???Every time I hear a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of $hit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person bro!!2023-05-10 21:39:00
belkitSo I’ve been working on this Exercise to strengthen my rear muscles.I take a nickel and I put it inside my a$$. Then I pinch my a$$ and hold it in there to keep it from falling out. I wait a little bit then I add another nickel. i’ve been doing pretty good. Actually a record. I got up to 12.55. That’s about 6 1/2 rolls.So even though I was trying to calm down on my lunch I was still a little heated. And maybe clenching things too hard that have no business being clenched like that. I sneezed. Hard. And felt something terrible. I checked. I lost over $8 in nickels. I know at least 85 cents shot out of my a$$. I’m a little discounted in myself for not being able to keep ahold of them. But I have no No clue where the rest went. probably in me somewhere. And to make matters worse. While I was 3 knuckles deep searching for those nickels I must have strained too hard and blood started gushing from my nose.So that was my lunch.2023-05-10 21:38:36
belkitI simply cannot believe my son (profile owner) is watching thousands of people typing nonsense in this comment section. It is disturbing that small children today get influenced by it and type garbage like “SuS” & “Copypasta”. What does it even mean and how do you find it funny? What do all of you people get by typing all day in comments? Grow up everybody and get a life.!!2023-05-10 21:38:17
belkitHello, I am currently 12 years old and I want to become japanese. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to nippon (japan in japanese); home of the greatest japanese people. I’ve already cut off half my arms, and now slide on my knees everywhere I go as training. I may not be japanese yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest japanese girl ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much2023-05-10 21:38:02
belkitMy brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?2023-05-10 21:37:33
belkitSigma male schedule (basically me this is my sched) :> 2:00 am- Wake up > 2:05am - Cold shower > 2:15am - breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am - begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. > 2:45am - edging,4hrs (for disipline) > 6:45am - cold shower > 7:00am - begin sprint to work > 8:00am - arrive at work > 8:05am - get called into boss' office > 8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" > 8:10am - sprint back home > 9:10am - lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal > 9:10am - edging(as punishment) > 3:00pm - bed time2023-05-10 21:36:44
belkitI used to like big tiddy goth girls but then I got vaccinated and all of a sudden I started craving big juicy mouth watering c o c k s.I don't know when it happened but one day I was working out at the gym and saw this super ripped bro dude so I walked up to him and complimented his physique. We hit it off and the dude was super chill and even offered me tips to build my core strength! Then it happened, I was lifting heavy that day and asked him to spot me on the bench. I laid down, got into position and started my presses when I noticed his massive bulging crotch right in my face, the smell of his crotch was tantalizing, like a pheromone that ignited a passion within my very pants. He saw the tent erupt from my shorts and then looked into my eyes. It was then I knew I was being mind controlled by the covid-19 vaccine.2023-05-10 21:35:02
belkitI've never masturbated. I've just had sex. In real life I have a lantern jaw and an 8 inch penis (erect, of course). I'm 6'4 and have 20 tatoos. I'm white, blue eyes, blonde hair and everything. the WASP type, girls love it, especially colored ones. Very muscular as wall, been lifting for quite a while.Masturbating seems like it's for losers tbh. I can give you tips on how to bag some real pu$$y if you want, kid. Don't hesitate to DM me.2023-05-10 21:34:26
belkitSteam needs to allow users to add boobs to their avatars (Trigger Warningnsfw!!!)I'll cut to the chase because you guys don't read comments longer than a paragraph. STEAM. NEEDS. MORE. BREASTS. And actually good ones that satisfy the average Gamer, you know like hentai mommy milkers. You know, abnormous Gongalongadonkerooos. IMAGINE scrolling through Someone's Proflie and you see a user with a female avatar possessing massive breast. Masturbation will become 54.8% more efficient. Face it, why wouldn't you do this? Steam has porn games, so why should admins limit themselves to that? In addition, female users can express themselves more accurately to other users creating a more immersive environment on Steam.2023-05-10 21:33:53
belkitMy neighbour, a chain smoker, coughs all day and night. Not just a little cough, f u c k i n g earthquakes of phlem that literally make my windows vibrate. I have to keep my windows closed or smoke comes in, and i'd rather my room have stale a s s air than lung cancer air. have some sensory issues so when he coughs i want to make myself f u c k i n g deaf. Recently i found that if i jerk off during his coughing fits, its much easier to cope with. When i finish, he usually has finished having his fit. If he's still not done, i say "f u c k it, time for round two." Since doing this, everytime he starts coughing, im instantly horny. Sometimes ill tease myself and stroke my d i c k in sync with the coughs. I even once left my curtains open hoping he'd see. I wish this was a f u c k i n g joke.2023-05-10 21:33:33
belkitThe creation of Among Us and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Just a few months after youtubers and twitch streamers brought it to fame, it had been loaded with kids infested with the hype of the game among us. Furthermore, the constant use of Among us had rendered the game boring, as it entered the downfall stage of a game's popularity, just like Fall Guys. However, this is not something you should celebrate; since the constant use had also brought a new genre or era of memes, often referred to as post-irony. A bastardized version of Among Us called "Amogus" was used for the game in these meme's contexts, going viral in the Urban Dictionary. All the cultures of normie memes and pre-2020 memes have been wiped off as the "Amogus" meme exploded. Post irony has caused a greater disaster where everybody sees things as the crewmate in the mobile game Among Us. As memes began referring to everything as the crewmate, people have been driven to insanity.2023-05-10 21:32:53
belkitPeople who used to be normal looking at memes were now infected by the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which renders everything as something they've seen constantly. "Amogus Everywhere" is the bastardized name of the Phenomenon. Capitalistic-driven people have been competing for a Amogus-crewmate chicken nugget, costing $100,000 at an auction. I hope life returns to normal as Among Us and Amogus have been wiped of the face of this Earth.2023-05-10 21:30:15
belkitHey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.2023-05-10 21:29:50
belkitLook man i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to step in on this one, So like In the "Bee Movie", when Barry B. Benson is commanding the ATFH team to take out what appears to be Winnie the Pooh (in order to take back the honey), the scope on the ATFH team member's M16A2 appears to be 19 degrees off proper perpendicularity to the barrel. The laser-sight atop the scope falls directly on Winnie's honey jar. Given that the initial distance between the laser sight and the gun barrel is roughly 17.2cm (6 inches), this would follow that, assuming a distance of only 10 metres (to account for Pooh Bear being able to hear the c ocking of the gun), the bullet would go about 3.6 metres off the intended target at the assumed distance. So like CAN U BELIEVE THAT?OHMYGOD man, It's all a big part of the conspiracy theory that my great grandad told me before he died out of masturbating too much to shrek pr0n ...2023-05-10 21:29:33
belkitHey i know this is random but please allow me to explain why Shrek 2 has the best climax ever.I watched that scene, I Need a Hero recently. My God, what perfection. I don't know what exactly it was, but that whole scene was like nothing I have ever seen in a movie before. It was far fetched but in a good way. The powerful voice of the Fairy Godmother, whenever she roars "Hit It!", the start of one of the best scenes ever to grace movies. The transitions between Shrek and the huge gingerbread making their way to the castle and the Fairy Godmother singing was perfectly paced. A massive party inside the castle meanwhile the guards are doing their jobs to take down a huge piece of dough, Mongo screaming like a F ucking dinosaur when he gets hit and starts kicking the gumdrop button back to them. The whole scene was well paced. It was fast, but balanced everything well. Amazing every single time.2023-05-10 21:28:58
belkitDid someone say games?I love playing Raid Shadow Legends,one of the biggest mobile roleplaying games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10M users have joined Raid over the last six months,and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models,environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300k reviews,Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live,you might even find my squad out there in the arena It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for!2023-05-10 21:28:44
belkitLEAKED THIS IS THE REAL BARRACK OBAMA'S STEAM PROFILE !!!Proof :i used to play fortnite all night. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a REAL game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two weeks ago i spent all my money to become a raid shadow LEGEND. now i live in a dumpster outside of a mcdonalds branch with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do that so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!2023-05-10 21:28:23
belkitDid you know that Roblox is the best game to ever exist?, the innovative cutting edge gameplay that has been developed changed the gaming market forever🤤. You can buy virtual items with no real worth with your mom’s credit card😉💳💰. You can subscribe to luxury packages that provide in game currency by the name of robux 💸so you can purchase the luxury swag to put those n00bs down like the epic robloxian you are😎🤠. The game page offers the most epic games you will ever see in your life like vehicle simulator, town of robloxia, and jailbreak😈😮🚓. What are you waiting for? Click the download link in the description(no virus no scam, credit card required for verification,free download)🙌🏿😍💯💯2023-05-10 21:28:11
belkitHey wanna know something cool bro ?Jabir Preston Biswas born January 12, 1964 is an Indian internet entrepreneur, businessman, media proprietor, and investor. Biswas is the founder and CEO[a] of the multi-national technology company Amazon, Born in Amroha and raised in Hamapur and later Mumbai, Biswas graduated from Delhi's University in 1986. He holds a degree in electrical engineering and Tech Support. He worked at SUNTEC INDIA call center from 1986 to early 1994. Biswas founded Amazon in late 1994, on a cross-country road trip from Delhi to Mumbai. The company began as an online bookstore and has since expanded to a wide variety of other e-commerce products and services, including PUBG Mobail.2023-05-10 21:27:48
belkitExcuse me sir or ma'ambut I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!2023-05-10 21:27:37
belkitI just drone struck your village.FAQWhat does this mean?The amount of people (you) in your village and country has decreased by many.Why did you do this?There are several reasons I may deem a village to be unworthy of existence. These include, but are not limited to:You acting like a Cringe Lord and threatening me.You thinking u can stop me from doing ur mum.You commenting on my steam profile without permission from me.Am I banned from life?No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing Cringe against me in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional drone strike, which may put your family and life privileges in jeopardy.How can I prevent this from happening in the future?Accept the drone strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the free world. I will continue to issue drone strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: life is privilege, not a right.2023-05-10 21:27:16
belkitYou don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.Expect company, f u c kboy.2023-05-10 21:27:06
belkitWow so nice profile and all but there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Malta is 653,851 so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Malta, each Maltanese would have to fight off 60 penguins per person.2023-05-10 21:26:54
belkitYou might not know about it but Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.2023-05-10 21:24:04
belkithey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)2023-05-10 21:20:36
belkithey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx2023-05-10 21:19:00
belkitok listen here buddy, you're really swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool. you're quite dull, and when i say quite dull, im implying your brain might be the smoothest thing in the universe! its texture is almost identical to a F.ucking marble now that i think about it, which, like your face, is a little nauseating to imagine. obviously there aren't many things that you're good at, but i definitely think you should try setting the world record for holding your breath! hopefully, you can come to terms with the fact that you'll never have a successful future, i mean, just imagine if your family tree wasn't a circle!2023-05-10 21:04:31
belkitThis profile offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese-filipino-mexican hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra porn naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog with cat Pu$$y of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper sonic death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me,assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified Peni$ privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian2023-05-10 21:04:18
belkitSO GUYS WE DID IT WE REACHED A QUATER OF A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, 250,000 SUBSCRIBERS AND STILL GROWING THE FACT THAT WE REACHED THIS NUMBER IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME IS JUST PHENOMENAL I-IM JUST AMAZED, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING THIS CHANNEL AND HELPING IT GROW I-I LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE JUST AWESOME.2023-05-10 21:03:57
belkitI'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.2023-05-10 21:03:32
belkitI often friendly as pyro. You'll find them most commonly on 2fort or hightower. There are 3 kinds of people when it comes to friendlies. 1. The friendly 2. the nuetral. (these people will have a little fun with friendlies, like dancing and taunting with them, but for the most part will ignore them and not kill them, do their own thing.) And 3. the "tryhards" These people will kill friendlies with no hesitation. sometimes even seek certain friendlies out and accuse them of being fake. A rule of friendly, is you're not necessarily a friendly, if you get really mad when someone kills you. anyway ima stop rambling. Play the game!2023-05-09 10:02:40
belkitEach character in the game is different, whether its where they're from, to how they're played. The way I got into this game was by watching the Meet The Team videos online. all the Mercs attitudes and way of speaking made me grow to love the game. Of course, with how silly the game is, you'll often meet Friendlies. People who dont attack. They hold funny signs, and may even offer sandwiches as the Heavy class.2023-05-09 10:02:38
belkitThis game is how I met a lot of my friends. It holds a very special place in my heart. I would recommend this game because of the large community. Valve has released a few tiny updates recently, but TF2 is currently having a bit of a bot problem (there was always a bot problem, its just really showing now) I would definitely recommend this, but maybe wait until most of it is dealt with. either way, This game is amazing, the characters, the weapons, the movement, and the range of play styles just does it for me. You could be a Demoman, with a grenade and sticky bomb launcher, and an empty bottle as a melee. Or, you could even change that and equip a shield and a sword to become a Demoknight and charge at your foes.2023-05-09 10:02:18
belkitThis comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).2023-05-09 10:01:50
belkithi :)2023-05-04 10:00:20
belkitthats why you better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an2022-04-09 12:19:25
belkitbchxvgjhcgvhfbv2022-01-16 10:45:14
belkitthats why youere dad lefgt yu2022-01-16 10:44:56
belkitugly ass jew2022-01-16 10:44:36
belkiti think i left a blowjob at your house, mind if i come and get it?2022-01-16 10:43:40
belkithampter2022-01-16 10:41:40
belkitstupid ♥♥♥♥♥2022-01-16 10:40:59
belkiti don't have a cat2022-01-16 10:40:48
belkitwanna hear a secret?2022-01-16 10:40:43
belkitoh sorry, my cat stepped on my keyboard2022-01-16 10:40:37
belkitstupid ♥♥♥♥♥2022-01-16 10:40:26
belkiti may be be stupidbe stupid bee2022-01-16 10:38:40
belkitall this, just because i wanted taco bell2022-01-16 10:38:14
belkitYou forgot to lock your door, I'm also in your walls2022-01-16 10:37:12
belkityou can't abort what you can't catch2022-01-16 10:36:36
belkitआपको अपने पापों के लिए पश्चातापकरना चाहिए। वे तुम्हें नष्ट कर देंगे।आप कोई मौका नहीं खड़े हैं। तुमउसके हाथ पर मर जाओगे। पछताना2022-01-16 10:35:59
belkitthanks, i hate phineas and ferb incest2022-01-16 10:34:52
belkitI don't stalk you. I just regularly break into your house, there's a big difference.2022-01-16 10:33:15
belkitwhat the ♥♥♥♥ is a sonic?2022-01-16 10:31:57
belkitYou ever seen tofu move so fast, brah? Damn.2022-01-16 10:31:10
belkitYou seem mature for your age. Do you listen to Queen?2022-01-16 10:30:52
belkityou really need to be careful how you talk about me on here, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned2022-01-16 10:29:45
belkitAccording to our records of your internet history, you opened no less than 117 Gelbooru tabs tagged "Felix_Argyle," over the course of a 53 minute browsing session before abruptly closing them all at once. Care to explain?2022-01-16 10:29:25
belkitthat's why you're a catboy, because you're gay2022-01-16 10:28:49
belkit-rep I am physically and mentally handicapped and they are still mean to me2022-01-16 10:28:19
belkitAt night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly2022-01-16 10:28:04
belkitgay2022-01-16 10:25:29
belkitI like this game. You should get this game. Is very good. could play for many many hours straight.2022-01-16 10:24:51
belkitThis comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).2022-01-16 10:21:40
belkit-rep most toxic tf2 player2022-01-16 10:21:20
belkitoink oink2022-01-16 10:19:34
belkitwhat are you, gay?2022-01-16 10:18:04
belkitأنا قادم بعد من يترجم هذا. أنا أتحدث إليكم. ابدأ الركض.Translated: This person thinks they are cool and indeed, they are a cool, very cool person. Wanna fight on a basketball court in the middle of time square sometime? <32022-01-16 10:16:55
belkitWanna break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes from ad free music. Yes, really! If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes of ad free music.2021-11-05 18:56:49
SpryCypressdammit XD2021-10-27 17:01:25
belkitBoyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair. He wears a white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy blue pants, red sneakers and a backward red cap with a dark blue brim. He holds a microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket.2021-10-27 17:00:50
SpryCypressi- uhhhh XD2021-10-27 16:58:35
belkitToday I'm gonna show you how to eat your PS52021-10-27 16:58:03
belkitWhat's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh2021-10-27 16:55:29
belkitIF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW,I WOULDN'T GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ IM AN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..._....._________________,,....../'_ _ _ ______ _ _ _ _ _|:3:3:3:3:3 <=========3...../_==O ;;;;;;;;;_____.:/.....),_ _ _ ,(_ (__):3/,,....//(..)),_ _ _ _''...//___//..//___//.//___//WE UM UM WE UHWE DIE2021-10-27 16:54:09
belkitThe FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.2021-10-27 16:49:48
belkitplease mom i beg of you please unground me you've kept me in your basement for months and i need some proper food not just golden grams and water please mom please2021-10-27 16:32:01
belkitit's not a hobby when you crawl around on the streets of Berlin everynight, cosplaying as Smeagol , searching the city for cocaine.2021-10-27 09:49:07
belkitmen only have two moodsamy rose simp terminator2021-10-27 09:35:20
MąttySłąv+rep chill pybro2021-09-26 22:15:58
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