john freemans brother | Ok, I'll tell you. You are the worst Plumber I know. You constantly hit on The King!'s wife the man pays for your Dinner. and rescued you from Gannon! and this is how you repay him?! And to add insult to injury you defecate all over Koridai. And you're such a ♥♥♥♥♥! and you pay for nothing you always say Sorry Link, I cant GIVE Credit!, and what really bothers me is you pretend you're this True Warrior. who loves MAMA LUIGI! when all you do is Made lottsa SPAGHETTI!, YEAH. I date women for their PINGAS but at least I'm honest about it!!! I don't buy them The enclosed instruction booklet. and then lecture them about Bowser! like he was some profound intellectual, He WAS'NT, he was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥! maybe that's why you like him so much hes YOU! GOD you're Horrible. and you delude yourself by thinking you're Could eat an octorok! | 2024-07-20 22:14:12 |
john freemans brother | You know I should've known Harribo didnt write me that note, she would've known there was no A in CONKERS! and I think what I hate most about you is your Seven Koopa Hotels.! how we should legalize Chocolate Cake. how Micheal Rosen is crushing the underclass, how BALLS! is the biggest tragedy in america WELL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HELP? My Ship Sails In The Morning. NEVER SEEN YOU DOWN THERE! YOU WANNA HELP?! GRAB A boner. And by the way? MAH LAZAARR doesnt make you DIE. OH WAIT! YOU DONT BELIEVE IN DOCTORR ROBOTNIK! because ITS A STONE LUIGI. WELL WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TALK DOWN Mah boyy! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels. Hows a Tyrannosaurus alan. But you know what? I can forgive all of that, ALL of it, if you werent. such. a ♥♥♥♥♥! thats the worst of it Brian. youre just a ♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥! 💥💥💥🎼 Well I'll see ya Brian. thanks for the F*****g FOOTBALL! | 2024-07-20 22:14:07 |
\_(o_0)_/ | I just Lost it all.... The lawyers have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. RUINED Me. I just lost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ custody..... | 2024-05-01 00:04:36 |
freshly laundered loincloth | i won custody !! | 2024-04-15 20:00:34 |
ren | moe | 2023-11-06 02:53:54 |
your old pal stinky whizzleteats | pinko | 2023-10-23 02:19:36 |
xXBreakingBenjaminFan2001Xx | you are literally plunko | 2023-08-27 01:40:01 |
xXpaparoachfan2001Xx | you are literally plinko. | 2023-06-28 21:14:31 |
xXpaparoachfan2001Xx | My name is not important. What is important is that I really love Pooh's Adventures. I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hate this world, and the human worms Poohing on its corpse. My whole life is just Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumbloola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, Compact Disk. And I always wanted to slosh violently. | 2022-10-15 16:22:54 |
xXpaparoachfan2001Xx | My name is Biffy Jones, I really love Poohs Adventures!I was born in a shack in Nova Scotia, Manitoba, Crisp Falls, Shark Stink, Iowa. I like to Pooh with my friends! I like Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumbloola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, and Compact Disk.I started Poohing in 2005 and I am currently 12 years old. March on, brothers!This is a photo of me. Hope you look forward to my future Pooh Advencher endeavors! Mommy Hommamo says I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brake lines on her bike so we'll see who's sloshing soon! | 2022-08-03 16:48:52 |
xXilikepie_481_R0CKNXx | Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. [sighs] Well, see ya, Brian! Thanks for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steak. | 2022-03-13 14:40:42 |
xXilikepie_481_R0CKNXx | God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" | 2022-03-13 14:40:34 |
xXilikepie_481_R0CKNXx | You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll get you later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! | 2022-03-13 14:40:20 |
xXpaparoachfan2001Xx | EXPLODE | 2021-03-18 19:30:04 |
xXpaparoachfan2001Xx | *puts an entire crocodile in your vents* | 2020-12-28 04:20:47 |
xXpaparoachfan2001Xx | it straight up smells like peggle in here | 2020-08-02 07:16:44 |
logar | blocked | 2020-07-17 00:29:38 |
SailorDog | huh huh whuh | 2020-07-02 20:20:58 |
hooty hoo guy | i'm honest but i be lying but im honest but i be lying my ex would say im a liar | 2019-07-31 21:38:10 |